ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 18th 2019

Episode Date: September 18, 2019

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Hi everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. G'day guys. We haven't talked on the show about, um, uh, how I... What's that look like? What's wrong with you? Oh, we had blindfolds on today and now all my mascara has run... Oh yeah, you look like Amy Lee from Evanescence. Yeah, she did have bad eyeliner, didn't she?

Yeah, but that was the look, right? That was the emo look. Yeah, she was actually going for that look. Okay, anyway. Anyway, we haven't talked about how I was going over to the dairy with Ross Boss just before the show today. Yes. And as I walked into the dairy, which I never do, I saw you walking out of it with an arm full of snacks. What are the odds that the one time I go to the dairy, you go to the dairy? She looked like a guilty child who had just raided the pantry. She had in her arms...

Ross thought it was hilarious. Well, I thought you were getting stuff, like a bunch of stuff for a radio segment. I thought, oh, I won't spoil the surprise. I won't look at what she's got. Anyway, ten minutes later I get back to the radio station and you're just ploughing into all the stuff that you'd eaten. I've got my

period. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're self-medicating. I'm allowed. You're absolutely allowed. How fucked up are women's bodies that we crave stuff? Our bodies literally put us into a state where we have to have sugar. Well, let's go

through the stuff you crave. And I'd like you, Producer Ellie, as the only other expert in the category, to tell me if these are reasonable cravings. First one, and i would like to go through them first one reese's peanut butter cups that's a good one that is a good one actually that's a good peanut butter good peanut good period craving yeah i say so okay jack link's beef jerky no that smells like it's got ben'sdled all over it To be honest Ben doesn't have his period But I'll have him

I did purchase it for Ben But I did have some Is it By the way I'm not grossed out by periods Are you Ben? No No good good Congratulations

Is it like an iron thing? Like was your body like I need some iron I You know what When I was vegan for a year Were you vegan for a whole year? For a year

Actually a year and a half. There was one time when I had a period, like a real bad period, and I felt real sick and I had to eat a piece of steak. During your vegan period? Yes. Did it make you feel better? It did. It actually did.

There you go, guys. Science. Beans and meat advocate. Okay, so jet length beef jerky. Reasonable period craving? Pretty buzzy, but I'll take it. We'll take it. I had Ben in mind. Final one. Final one. Final one.

1.5 litres of purple Fanta. Now it just sounds like you're stoned, mate. I was going to say, that's just for fun. Yesterday's podcast, everybody. Enjoy. Bye. Zim. Let's go. Now let me see you dance.

Zim's Brie and Clint. Good morning, everybody. Brie and Clint coming to you live today from the tropical islands of Hawaii. Hawaii. How good's Hawaii? It's beautiful being here at the moment. I do love Waikiki. Yeah.

On another thing, we're all drinking Purple Fanta. Yeah. When did Purple Fanta become a thing? When did Grape Fanta? It's been around here for a while at least. Do you have it in Australia? I don't know. And it's so funny because Ross Boss walks through and he goes,

nah, that's not on. Fanta's orange. It always will be orange. He does have a point. It'd be like having green Coke. Yeah. Oh, they have that. They've got green Coke.

No. Well, they've got the one with the green label. Did you know in Japan they've got crystal Coke? Yes, I've had it. It's clear. It looks like water. It looks like the clearest water you've ever seen. And yet it still has that Cokeyie-cokie goodness inside it.

Yeah, that's interesting, isn't it? Yeah. I wonder what types of Fanta they have in Japan. Like, we've got grape Fanta. Yeah. And orange Fanta. Yeah. They probably have, like, you know, wasabi Fanta.

I thought you were going to say something else. What? Well, I thought you were going to say sushi Fanta. And I was going to say... Sushi Fanta would be alright. Depends what type. Like, tuna Sushi Fanta? No. Chicken and avocado Fanta.

Oh, they go nice. Yes, please. You pay extra for the avocado, though. Today on the show, like I said, we're live from Hawaii. So, look, Will might dip out to the ocean. Why are you saying that? I'm just trying to give our show a bit of an international feel. So every day today, every week, we're coming to you from a new location.

Except Friday, we'll be back in Auckland for the pheromone party. So we're really getting some air points this week. We're going to call your mum at 4.20 and ask her if she's ever smoked weed. Yeah, there's no correlation with what time we're going to call her in the content, though. Oh, no, that was pure coincidence. Yesterday, we called my dad at 4.20 and asked him the same question. Hey, Dad, it's me, Clint. Hello.

Hey, just quick question. Yeah. Have you ever smoked weed before? No. Never? Give me a beer. I'm not drunk into that. Yeah.

I think the weirdest part is that this is how you talk to your dad. Hey, Dad, it's me, Clint. And you have to say your name. Yeah, well, he's got lots of kids. It's not his job to remember. Yeah, I can't believe your dad had 15 children. Crazy. And unrelated to four of them.

Next, though, like I said, we're pheromone dating this week. But in Christchurch, there's another type of dating that's going on. I've been reading about this today. Look, if pheromone dating is too wild for you, but you're still looking for a spicy alternative, I've got something coming up for you. And it involves... Yeah, yeah, that's a good sound effect.

Yeah, it involves a bit of... There you go. I'll tell you about that type of dating. After Sean Mendes, ZM. Live from Hawaii. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. We, this Friday, are holding the first ever pheromone party. ZM's first ever pheromone party.

We didn't invent the idea. You know, we're just doing it. No, we came up with it. No one's ever done it. Okay, sweet. That's even better. We're inventing the pheromone party this Friday where you date people just based on what they smell like.

It's a great idea and it's original. Entries are closed. Entries are closed. Entries are closed. We have all of our participants. Ellie's like, oh, yeah. Well, you want to do some more entries? We can do more entries if you want. Will you let anyone else in?

Oh, you know, if you really want to come, you can still register. Yeah. Oh, that's so nice. Okay, but you need to do it today because you're already a night behind in the shirt stakes. Please do it today. You're lucky Ellie's so lenient. But we have all the people we need anyway.

We could squeeze you in. We have all the people we need for it. They'll smell each other's t-shirts and pick a match like that. Now, there's lots of single people everywhere. And the reason this stands out is because it's a new way of finding a date. Yes, there is. If you're in Christchurch Maybe Maybe Cat speed dating Is the answer to your single problems

There's a cat cafe Called Cat Nap Cafe Which is holding speed dating Inside its cat cafe Why are you rolling your eyes? Why are you rolling your eyes? I'm not Okay

If you're a cat lover You can meet other like-minded cat lovers and do some cat dating. So you date and you're surrounded by cats. There's about 40 cats. 40 cats in one cafe. Here's what one of the speed daters said cat dating is like. You might both own a cat or both be interested in like cats. So you can talk about that and then maybe base more of a connection.

Whereas if this wasn't the topic, you might not notice that you guys have stuff in common. Yeah, see? That's good. That's good. You've got cats in common. It sounds awesome. It does.

Yeah, it does. Hopefully there's more of a connection because once you've used that one, the conversation. Although, actually, no, I take it back. Cats are an infinite source of banter. They are. There are breeds. There are different grooming techniques.

I'm going to talk about cats all day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There is an issue though with the cat speed dating that's happening in Christchurch. They don't have enough men. So far, so far, it's just lots of single cat ladies who have registered to be part of cat dating. Which, which, look, I know that's the stereotype. I know that's the stereotype, but men like cats too. I love cats.

I'm not single, but I love cats, okay? It's not the end of the world. Do you think this is just a trap? A trap for what? To lure all the single of the world. Do you think this is just a trap? A trap for what? To lure all the single crazy cat ladies into one place. Then they show you these cats and they're like, well, you like it. You better take it home. Then they lock you in there.

Then they finally get rid of all the cats and they can go back to being a normal cafe again. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Read a story from Australia Where it's a big problem at the moment That people are stealing meat People are stealing meat? Yes From where?

From supermarkets Oh, okay Apparently it's gotten so bad at some supermarkets So the equivalent of like Countdown and stuff like that That they're now putting security locks onto meat packages So that you actually can't steal it out of the store What, like they put on clothing? Yeah

Really? Well, I don't think it looks like the clothing ones Nah, that'd be good Put the pin right through the steak Yeah And they have to put it through that magnet thing to get it off. You know what the worst thing is? Is when they accidentally

don't take all those security things off the clothes things and you get it home and then you're like It never happens. They never forget to take them off. That's happened to me before. If you get it home then you're a thief. I wasn't a thief. I paid for it and then it was actually a pair of underwear. Three pairs of underwear. Very hard to go back into the store and say,

you guys left this on here. Exactly. Because they'll be like, did we? Pretty sure we didn't. And then I had a receipt. I had a receipt for it. And then they still looked at me like, I don't know. How does a lock tag work on a package of meat from the supermarket?

Well, a guy has posted a picture of, it's actually lamb cutlets. And people are only stealing, they reckon, the best cuts of meat. Yeah. Because it's so expensive. Yeah. And because in Australia at the moment there is such bad droughts, all the livestock are dying. So meat is just getting more and more expensive.

Yeah. So like this, for example, it's 12, I think, hold on, not very many lamb cutlets, about 10 lamb cutlets for $30-something. Yeah. And it's like a little sticker that they put in the top left-hand corner of the meat package. And it says on it that it's a security thing, so you actually need to get it taken off before you can leave the store.

Oh, right. So what, you walk through and the sensors go off. Yeah. Beep, beep, beep, that person's got 10 lamb cutlets in their bag. Exactly. Right. It also goes off if you try and tamper with it and get it off yourself. Okay.

But how much would that cost to put that on all the meat products? Quite a lot. They're probably just better to put a security guard in the meat area. Well, yeah. You know, like hire someone to stand there. What do you do for a job? I'm a security guard for meat. Yeah.

That's my job. Yeah, that's what I do. I'm a meat bouncer. Yeah, meat bouncer. Yeah. There's all these comments that have gone, because this post has gone quite viral. And do you want to hear what some of the people are writing?

Some people are saying, well, if it wasn't so expensive, it wouldn't be a target. Yeah. So they're blaming the supermarket. And someone said, no wonder they put alarms on a $30 packet. They're almost as much as a packet of ciggies. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. And then someone said they are weaning people off the meat. So some people have the theory that they're trying to wean people off the meat because it's Like a vegan conspiracy. Yeah. I feel like you believe that. I don't believe

that. Oh right. I think it's just because there's not much cattle around. Yeah exactly. Yeah it's actually quite sad. Yeah. Anyway. Enjoy your steak dinner tonight everybody if you are. Glad I brought it up. Think of the Australians. ZM Spree and Clint. The podcast from iHeartRadio.

This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Our Hollywood correspondent. Where are you, Dean? I looked at your Instagram the other day. You were in Palm Springs, then you're in New York City. Where are you right now? Where are you standing? Right now, I'm outside the Dolby Theatre on Hollywood Boulevard.

We just finished America's Got Talent filming. Literally, your phone rang as I ran out the front. Oh, my God. You are a busy man. What would you do if you went on America's Got Talent? Just take your shirt off? Strip. Yep, strip.

Lap dance. Can you do a one-handed push-up? I haven't tried that, but I can hang upside down Can you do a one-handed push-up? I haven't tried that, but I can hang upside down and take my shirt off while hanging upside down. Why would you know that, Dean? When I was in Mexico, two tequilas in, I pushed the strippers off the pole and I got up. We don't believe you.

Can you do it, film it for your Instagram story and tag Bree and I, please? Yeah. Okay. And then do a Spider-Man kiss with someone while you're upside down. What's the deal with Jennifer Lawrence? Is she secretly married?

Yes, very, very likely. So here's what she did, right? Today she was photographed leaving the courthouse, the marriage section of the courthouse. So in America, you go and you get married at the courthouse, very unromantic, by the way, get your form, sign the paperwork, and done, you're legally married. And then you can go and you get married at the courthouse, very unromantic, by the way, get your form, sign the paperwork, and done, you're legally married.

And then you can go and have the wedding and the ceremony, all that kind of thing. She left the courthouse today with her, well, probable husband, after going through the marriage certificate door. I am devastated. You're gutted? Yeah.

Was she on your bucket list? Yeah. I love her so much. You also love to tell us that people think you look like her. I could not. So how narcissistic is that? How narcissistic is it that the person you're attracted to is the person that you think you look like?

I said her personality. Are you attracted to yourself? Are you attracted to yourself? Is that where we're going with this? Yeah, I'm all right. Who's she married to, Dean? Who did she marry? I've got Blake on his name. He's she married to, Dean? Who did she marry? Oh,

I've got Blake in his name. He's like a, I've got Blake. Well, what does he do? He's like a regular, he's like a lawyer or something. Right.

Like a regular. Cook Maroney. Cook Maroney. Cook Maroney. Very, if he's not an actor or anything, probably a higher chance

that they're going to work as a couple. Yeah. Because actor to actress marriages, they never bloody last, do they? No. Unfortunately, not.

I don't even know. I was thinking about all the ones that have failed. You were still thinking about Jennifer Lawrence, weren't you? I was. Dean, is there a Devil Wears Prada musical coming? Yes, it's coming. And unfortunately, Meryl Streep and Hathaway will not be in it, nor will Emily Blunt. But it is a Devil Wears Prada musical. It not be in it, nor will Emily Blunt. But it is a devil wears platter musical.

It's starting in Chicago. I didn't know this. Fun fact, most of the big musicals start in Chicago, then they go to Broadway, then they go to West End in London, and then they tour the world. So very likely chance, if it's a good one, it will come to New Zealand. So I'm pumped for that. I am here for that musical.

You think it translates well to a musical? I think it... I just love that movie so much. Yeah, right. Who's your favourite character? Meryl Streep. Yeah? She's such a B-I-D-C-A.

And I love it. That is Dean McCarthy. She could play a tree. She could... Play a tree. Give her an award. He's about to upload a video to his Instagram story for us of him doing an upside down what? Just taking his shirt off.

Yeah, just taking his shirt off. Let me try drink something as well. That's the latest. Thank you very much, Dean McCarthy. Bye, Dean. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. ZM's Brie and Clint are hosting their first ever...

You mean Friday? It's Wednesday. What did I say? You said tomorrow. It's Wednesday. What did I say? You said tomorrow. Oh, man. He wishes it was tomorrow. Don't you hate it when you think it's Thursday and then you realise it's Wednesday?

When Clint said that, Brie and I were looking at him like, what are you doing? He's like, what have we done? I thought I got the song wrong. Anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway. It's on Friday. This Friday we host our pheromone party.

Producer Ben has begged us to put his shirt in the mix so he can find love as well. He's desperately single, isn't he? Oh, that's definitely true. Not true. For these parties, you need to sleep in the same shirt for three nights in a row. The idea is you have a shower, you wash your deodorant

and any aftershave that you wear off. Then you go to bed clean for three nights in a row in the same shirt, and then you bring that shirt. Ben started in the shirt last night, three nights out, and he reckons that's enough. You said you're quite a sweaty sleeper, and you reckon you've done enough in that shirt already. Because I normally sleep in jockeys or naked,

and with just a t-shirt on, I overheat. Do you sleep naked? I overheat a bit, and I'm like, oh, I think I'm good. And I woke up last night, and I was a bit sweaty. I was like, oh, this is not good for day one. But it's actually okay now because it's just been lying out there in a bag. Maybe some girls will like a strong scent. It's not bad.

That's coming from you. What we've got is two of his shirts. We have in one bag the shirt that you've slept in. In the other bag, a shirt that is fresh out the laundry. Is that right? Yeah, it's just a fresh T-shirt. It's a clean one. Yeah.

Brie, go into those bags. You want a lady's perspective. No, you wanted to is fresh out the laundry. Is that right? Yeah, it's just a fresh T-shirt. It's a clean one. Yeah. Brie, go into those bags. Do you want a lady's perspective? No, you wanted to do this, not me. See if you can tell. No, I'm just saying I'm going to give you a lady's perspective on your shirt. See if you can tell which one. So I've got a white and a black T-shirt. Okay.

Oh, I'm nervous to smell the dirty one. It's only one night. So what are you sniffing? What colour was that? That's the black shirt. Now I'm going to sniff the white shirt. Yeah. So one of these is clean.

One of those is dead clean. One of them's I've just slept in for a night, yeah. This gives you a good indication of what the shirts are going to be like on the night as well. I know the dirty ones straight away. Are you going to have a go, Clint? I know. Okay, you're going black first as well. Black feels dirty.

How does it feel dirty? How does it feel dirty does it feel dirty feels a bit greasy right okay and then white yeah have another sniff white yeah okay you've sniffed the back again black i was right about black black is the one that you've slept in black already has some of your pheromones in it. Black's the dirty one. And what do you think? Black was right? Black's the dirty one. I slept in black, yeah.

It's not that bad, though. No, it's not. Can I say? It's not. What's the difference in smell, then? Why is it the black? I can just tell that a human has worn that. Yeah.

It's not BO. Even the clean one has your smell on it. Even though it's been through the laundry, it has your smell on it. Even though it's been through the laundry, it has your scent on it. Do you reckon? No, I don't think so. I think it smells like

washing detergent. That's exactly... So producer Ali said the only way I could tell is because it smells like washing detergent. That has a real... What sort of washing detergent

do you use? That sounds like bubble gum. I wouldn't be able to tell you the brand off the top of my head. Okay, you've got no idea. It's a real fruity one. Yeah, it is actually. It's got a flower on it.

That's what gave it away for me too. Okay, that shirt is going to be really fragrant by Friday. So you want me to bring it in tomorrow so you can smell it again? Or are you guys feeling okay with just one smell from me? I don't want to smell it again. You know what's an interesting thing? Yeah. And I don't want to throw anyone off that's coming to the party.

Oh, I've just thought of something. What? I've told everyone what colour t-shirt I have. That's alright, there'll be other black t-shirts. Okay, good. Everyone else wear a black t-shirt. I'm trying to convince this guy mate of mine to come to the party.

And he said he gets real sweaty and he reckons he'd get no dates. So we came up with this plan that we're going to give it to this other friend of ours who's a female and she will wear the shirt for three nights and he'll bring that shirt. She's cheating. Well, then the girls will be like, does that make me gay?

They choose it. And then we thought we could reveal at the end, we go, psych, you're all lesbian. You're attracted to a woman. Psych, you're all lesbian. ZDM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Bree and Clint's Burger King Whopper Swapper. All this week, we've got your chance to win $500 cash a day,

thanks to Burger King, as we celebrate the Whopper King Pledge. Like I said on paper, it's an easy competition. There are seven ingredients in the Burger King Whopper, and if you can remember all seven of them in the order we give you, then you take the money. It sounds simple, but it took three people yesterday to get it over the line. So if the first person misses out, we move on to the next.

And if they miss out, we move on to the next. And if they miss out, we jackpot it, right? Yeah, if we all jackpot it, it'll be $1,000 tomorrow. Yes, the last person has it a lot easier, but I mean, you still get a chance if you go first. Yesterday we learned a couple of things about the competition. If you're on a bad phone line, we can't help you, okay? So if you're in bad service at the moment, I'm really sorry about that. Also, if you don't hear them, if your phone is not up loud enough and you don't hear them, we can't help you with that either. And one other thing

today, we're going to go quite quick. Yes, we are going to go quite quick. That's what we're going to do. All Alright, them's the rules. The rest is up to you. Jane, you're up first. Yep, okay. Alright, Jane, there's seven items. Here comes the order. You need to recite it back to us. Ready? Go. Oh, God.

Lettuce. Onions. Mayonnaise. Pickles. Sesame seed bun. Tomatoes. Beef. Go, Jane. Um, was it lettuce? Um, mayonnaise? Onion? Pickles, sesame seed bun, tomatoes, beef. Go, Jane. Was it lettuce, mayonnaise, onion, pickles, mayo? Oh, you were so close. Sorry, Jane. You were on the right track. It is very hard.

It is very hard. There was a few out of place. AJ's here. Hi, AJ. Oh, g'day, mate. Oh, g'day, mate. Same deal. Here it comes. All right. Lettuce, onions, AJ. Oh, g'day, mate. Oh, g'day, mate. Same deal. Here it comes.

Alright. Lettuce, onions, mayonnaise, pickles, sesame seed bun, tomatoes, beef. Go, AJ. Lettuce, onion, mayonnaise, sesame seed bun, beef. No good, AJ. Sorry, mate. See you, mate. See you, mate.

Jack, you're here. Hey, Jack. G'day. Alright, Jack, you're here. Hey, Jack. G'day. All right, Jack, you're our last chance. Here we go. Lettuce. Onions. Mayonnaise. Pickles.

Sesame seed bun. Tomatoes. Beef. Go, Jack. Was it lettuce, onion, mayonnaise, pickle, sesame seed bun, tomato and beef patty? You got it. 500 bucks. 500 bucks, Jack. Well done.

Yo! That's good. That's awesome. Be honest with it. How much easier was it going last? Oh, I got it here a few times. Yeah, I know. Yeah.

Hey. Adrenaline's running through me, though. Luck of the draw. What number you call through. Total luck of the draw. Well done, Jack. We're getting $500 into your account ASAP. Oh, thank you very much.

No problems. You can take the pledge to claim the title of Whopper King at whopperking.co.nz. The Whopper King will win a year's free Whoppers. How good is that? Festival passes and Sky Sport Breakers tickets. Yeah, that's awesome. We'll play again tomorrow as well.

Bree and Clint, the podcast, ZM. Oh, hey, Bixby, what time is it? 420! 420. Jeez, that time again, is it? Yesterday at 420, we called my dad to ask him if he's ever smoked weed. Hey, Dad, it's me, Clint. Hello. Hey, just a quick question. Yeah. Have's ever smoked weed. Hey, Dad, it's me, Clint. Hello.

Hey, just a quick question. Yeah. Have you ever smoked weed before? No. Never? Give me a beer. I'm drunk after that. Yeah, so I think it's time we call my mum

and ask her if she's blazed it. What do you think she's going to say? Yeah, 100%. You think she has? You know my mum, she's a big stoner. Oh, she's a buzzy chick. She is. All right, let's put in a call to Stanthorpe Country, Queensland

and ask Mama Di. Hello? Mum, it's me. Oh, Rana, how are you going? Good. You're on the radio. Usually we don't tell you that, but Clint's here as well. Yeah, it's very upfront today because I've got to ask you some personal stuff.

Hi, Clint. How are you going? Hi, Mama Di. Miss you. Miss you both. You've got to ask you some personal stuff. Hi, Clint. How are you going? Hi, Mama Di. Miss you. Miss you both. You've got no idea. A bit of a personal question for you, Mum, and just remember you're on the radio.

Have you ever smoked the gooch? No, I haven't. Do you know what a gooch is? Marijuana, isn't it? Well, according to Brianna's. A goochy gooch. You know, the part between the pee-pee and the bum hole. No.

Brianna. She meant to say hooch. That's disgusting, Brianna. Well, you call it the hooch, and I've got it mixed up. The hoochie coochie. Hoochie coochie. She calls it that. It also sounds like private parts.

Yeah. Banana. The devil's lettuce. You know, to bookie thunder. Oh, Jesus. Remember that time you said back in the 80s that you and Dad got that blunt and you smoked it behind the shed? I did not.

That was your father. So you're saying Dad smoked weed? Well, he said he did it once. He only said that the other night. Did he? Yes. I never knew that. other night. Did he? Yes. I never knew that. We'll save Big Steve for another day.

You stop using your husband as a human shield and you tell us the truth. It's 2019. We asked my dad yesterday and he said no. He said the hardest thing he's ever done is half a bottle of Bacardi. What's the hardest stuff you've ever done, Mum? Okay, I can tell you straight away. I went to a soccer match with my brother-in-law, Ricky, and we were so bored that I decided I said to him,

we'll have a drinking contest. Okay. And I ended up with eight double rums with no Coke and I couldn't walk. My mum had half a double black once a couple of years ago. She threw up. Smirnoff. Yeah, she had half a double black. a couple of years ago. She threw up. Smirnoff. Yeah, she had half a double black. No.

Hey, Mum. The Indians that were drinking it with Brianna gave me a full bottle and then I thought there was eight Indians and there was only four. Mum, stop it. She said double Indians. Mum, hey, I've got an idea clip. Yeah. Ready, go with me on this.

Yeah. Hey, Mum, have you ever heard of cocaine? No, that sounds like something in Fiji or something. No, have you heard of cocaine? Yes. What do you call it? Cocaine. Perfect.

Can we chop that piece there and then go back and when I ask her what's the hardest stuff she's ever done, can we just put that in? No, Brianna. Hold on, wait. Wait, producer Ben's working on it. No, you're not going to do that. Hold on, wait. We've got it here.

We've got a replay. You ready? We've got a replay. What's the hardest stuff you've ever done, Mum? Cocaine. Oh, my God. I can't believe you just said that. I can't believe you've done cocaine.

Mum. Yeah. Brianna. Lay off the snow, Mum. Jesus, you just said that. I can't believe you've done cocaine. Mum. Yeah. Rihanna. Lay off the snow, Mum. Jesus, don't do that. Lay off the snow. What the hell? That's all right.

You're not in New Zealand. They can't arrest you. Well, there you go, you party animal. Hey, one sleep till Christmas. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. As New Zealand's leading show for maritime and aviation-based news, God, we have been inundated with aviation news recently, haven't we? There has been a lot.

I think people are just opting for air more than sea. It really does feel like that. But I am proud today to say that we can officially mark the return of maritime news. It's back. That horn seems to get longer and longer every time. It does. I feel like it's getting longer. The maritime news we're bringing you today is cruise ships for adults.

Virgin, as in the company that has the aeroplanes, you know, Virgin Atlantic, Virgin Airlines, yeah. They're launching a cruise liner and this cruise liner does not allow children. It is only for adults and it's specifically targeting like millennials. What about old people? What's that?

Actually, I don't know if there's an upper age limit, but they're targeting like 20, 30 year olds. Old people love to cruise. Old people do love to cruise and that upper age limit, but they're targeting like 20, 30-year-olds. Old people love to cruise. Old people do love to cruise, and that's the thing. And they're smart because it has everything you need. In one place, yeah. So these new ones will have things like bars everywhere,

no kids' playgrounds, spas all over the place. It's going to have a couple of nightclubs on the cruise ship. And then the usual stuff like casinos and stuff, it's going to have vinyl turntables in each over the place. It's going to have a couple of nightclubs on the cruise ship. And then the usual stuff like casinos and stuff, it's going to have vinyl turntables in each of the rooms because apparently that's what we like. Is it? Yeah, I don't know about that one. But yeah, they're calling them Virgin Voyages

and it's just for adults. Now, I like that idea. I mean, I've never been on a cruise, so I can't comment on what it's like. I've got friends who are cruisers. That's their way of holidaying. What's the name for the is it cruisers?

People who go on a lot of cruisers. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah. What's the name for them specifically? They've given them a name and then there's a name for the old people who go on a lot of cruisers. Apparently, there's some old people who live on cruise ships

because it's cheaper to constantly be cruising and buying package deals than it is to live in a rest home. I have heard that. And you just spend the rest of your money going around and around the world. Great way to live your life. How much better? I would say. Anyway, my friends who do it, they're like 30 and they froth it.

And they love nothing more than telling you how great a cruise is. They think they're cool. They think that, I mean, it's all included. All your drinks, all your food. It's one stop. You just get on and then you're on holiday straight away. That's what they love to say. You're on holiday from the moment you step on board. We want to ask this afternoon,

are they right? Are cruises cool yet? Like, is it something... They're cool for old people. Yeah, they are cool for old people. But are they cool for young people? Have you done them? Are we missing out? What about a singles cruise?

Singles cruise? That's something that could be incorporated into this? Absolutely. Because there's different types, you know. Hey, there's like a comedy cruise. Yeah. And then there's like a, you know, show tunes cruise. Yeah.

There's a golden girls cruise. They can theme them up, whatever you know, show tunes cruise. Yeah. Golden Girls Cruise. They can theme them up, whatever you want. Golden Girls Cruise. I'd definitely go on that. That's the question. Are cruisers cool yet? Do you have experience? Maybe you don't have experience.

How young are you? Yeah. And are you already a cruiser? Yeah. Is that the word we're going with? Cruiser? Yeah, I think it's cruiser. I'll do some research.

Let us know. Are we missing out? Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. We're talking about cruisers this afternoon. We want to know, are cruisers cool? In the past, I think it's easy to say they haven't been. It's kind of like you kind of just thought they were for old people, right, cruise ships?

But are they having like a renaissance? Are they the cool new way to travel the world? Virgin have announced that they're going to start a cruise ship just for adults. Like a party cruise. The whole thing is a party. I do love a party cruise. Sounds good. There's someone who's texted through and they said, I went on a

cruise earlier in the year and it was the best holiday I've had. The only thing that ruined it was the kids. Well, then you need to look at this virgin one. This could be for you. This could be the cruise that you need to go on. But let's go to the people and find out. Hey, Jo.

Yeah? Are you a cruiser? Yes, I am. Oh, by the way, I asked my friend who goes a lot. He said the term they go by is cruisling. They like the term. They like to be referred to as a person who does a lot of cruises. You're a cruisling.

Can I get it? No, no. That's cool. It's not a joke. Oh. That's what they like to be called to as a person who does a lot of cruises. You're a cruisling. Can I get it? No, no, it's not a joke. Oh. That's what they like to be called, cruislings. Cruislings? Yeah. So, Jo, you're a cruisling? Yeah, I was.

What do you mean you were? Well, my mum used to pay for it all. Oh. Oh, now you don't know. Are they cool? Like, are we missing out? Definitely if you don't go with kids or your mum. Okay.

Good tip, Jo. Is it true that you pay once and then you get everything that you want on board? Like, you can go and eat whatever you want, drink whatever you want? No alcohol. No, alcohol's never included on a cruise. Is it not? No, that's where they get you. No, the food is.

The food is. There might be some cruises? No, that's where they get you. No, the food is. The food is. There might be some cruises that do, but they never include the alcohol. Right, okay. Samara, hi. Hi, I've booked my second cruise for my lifetime next year. The first one I went on when I was 16 with my parents, but they

do have teen lounges and kids lounges. I was in the teen lounge when I went, and I barely saw my parents the whole cruise. I think I only saw them once at dinner and maybe in bed. But the cruise I'm going on next year, they've brought out a new thing called drinks packages. So if you purchase

the drinks package, you don't have to pay for your alcohol because it's all in your cruise ticket now. There you go. Well, that's new. So Bree, you are missing out. It's the best thing. All your accommodation, your food, your drinks, all in your ticket. You're there to have a good time. Yeah, see, I've always wanted to go. I just can't find anyone to go with me.

No. Are you a very seasick person? Yeah. Yeah, that's my problem as well. You can take stuff for that, though. People are like, the boat's so big, you won't even notice. Someone texted through and they said, I did a cruise to Fiji and the only bad thing about the holiday was the cruise.

Well, there is that side of it, I guess. Reid is here. Hey, Reid. Hey, mate. How's it going? You're cruiseling? Yeah, so I've been on three and I'm going on my fourth one at the end of this year over New Year's. And how old are you, Reid? So I'm 23 now

but the first cruise I went on, I was 15, 16. Are there many people that are your age? Like are there many 23-year-olds on a cruise ship? Yeah, kind of. The people I went on my last cruise, we were all roughly between 20 and 30, and there was about five of us, six of us. I just picture, Reid, can I ask you, when you were 15, you didn't meet like another 15-year-old girl on the cruise

and then you fell in love, like, on the cruise and then you did, like, a big song and dance together at the end? Uh, no. Oh, it's hard to say. Like, you meet a lot of new people, so it was kind of there, kind of not. Like a Lindsay Lohan movie. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, that's quite a... Yeah, you do. Yeah, High School Maritime. Yeah, you do. Yeah, high school maritime. High school maritime romance. I'll read one more text. Yeah. Has your mind been made up? It's still kind of on the fence.

Because you'd be going with your wife, Lucy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd probably take your new baby, Tui. Yes. Someone texted through about cruising and they said, I have a friend that went on a cruise a week or so ago. She came back and she's now getting a divorce. Obviously, it wasn't smooth sailing. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. It's Britney, bitch. Katie Perry.

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Yanina. A pop diva. Simple concept. All you have to do is pick whether it's Yanina, the YouTuber, doing a cover of the pop diva, or if it's the real Pop Diva. If you can do that correctly and you get a good score playing against someone else, free mobile fuel. Hi, Jessie.

Hi, Jessie. Hi. How old are you, Jessie? I'm 18. Oh, this could be a little tough. Are you, Jessie? Yeah, I am. What year were you born?

2001. Is that how old people who are 18 now? Yeah, it was 2019. Oh yeah, that makes sense. Okay, Jessie, we believe you. You're playing against Ruby. Hi, Ruby. Hi, Ruby. Hello. How old are you, Rubes? Oh, I'm 29.

Oh, you could have an advantage here. Okay, here we go. Here comes the first one. This is for you, Jessie. Listen carefully and then tell us, is this Janina or Pop Diva? All right, is that Janina or is that Pop Diva and Marie? I think it's Janina. Locking in Janina. That's correct.

Well done. One point to you. One to Jessie. Here comes your first one, Ruby. And I'll burn the spanky there And I'll burn the spain on the other side Oh, this is a tougher one. Is that Janina, or is that Pop one. Is that Yanina or is that pop diva Katy Perry

doing a cover of other pop diva Miley Cyrus' The Climb? Oh, I'm going to go with pop diva. You're going to say Katy Perry? Yes. All right, lock it in. It's not. It's Yanina. All right, here we go, Jessie.

Here comes your second one. But you're taking shots at me like it's Patron and I'm just like, damn. It's 7am. All right, Jessie, is that Janina or is it Pop Diva Taylor Swift? I think it's Pop Diva Taylor Swift. Locking in Taylor Swift, Pop Diva.

You're on fire, Jessie. You're on fire. You need this one, Ruby, to stay in the game, okay? Okay. Here you go. I want you to rule my life, you to rule my life, you to rule my life, yeah. I want you to rule my nights, you to rule my nights, yeah. I love my nights, yeah.

Bit rough. Jessie gets Taylor Swift and Ruby gets Zara Larson. Yeah. Or is that Yanina? Zara Larson's great. Zara Larson's awesome. Are they the same level, though? Like, I'm saying, are they as recognisable as each other?

I love Zara Larson. All right, Ruby, is that Yanina or is that pop diva Zara Larson? I'm going to say Yanina. Locking in Yanina. Zara Larson. Sorry, Ruby. Sorry, Rubes. That means you, Jessie, win the free mobile fuel. Congratulations.

Cool. Thank you so much. Like I said, Jessie, age got nothing to do with it. No, it doesn't. I don't think there's an age limit on fuel. Actually, who knows? Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM.

We said before the break that I had a story about a friend of mine who I think is involved in a bit of a stage five clinger situation. Now, for those who don't know what a stage five clinger is, it's a bit of a horrible term, isn't it? Yeah, but it's definitely a thing. It's someone who doesn't know where the line is. They get a bit too

intense. They're also known as Kino Binos. Yeah. Someone who comes in a bit too hot too early in a relationship. A bit too hot. So I'm going to give you the situation and then you tell me what you think. I think it's stage five clinger alert to the max.

Okay. All right. So she was living in New Zealand. She's from Wales, my friend Sarah. She went back to Wales and she ended up jumping on Tinder. Nice. She jumped on Tinder. Anyway, she met this girl on Tinder and they went out for a few drinks

while she was home on holiday. Fantastic. Met up with her. This is what she's written to me because I said, can you give me the play-by-play of exactly what happened? She said, met up for drinks. I had a few drinks too many and so did she and we ended up sleeping in my parents' caravan that I drove to the pub.

Okay. That all sounds like fun. Yeah, it's fine. It all sounds like perfectly normal stuff. Yeah, a bit of fun. She then had to leave at like 8am for some crazy doctor appointment or something, so didn't really see her for the next day, just dropped her to her car. Two days later, I flew out to Australia.

Okay. One and done. One and done. They met up once. Was kind of like, cool. Nice to meet you. See ya. I was then driving around the Great Ocean Road. So she- She's back in Australia. My friend Sarah's now driving around Australia in a camp event. Yeah. And anyway, she'd been texting this girl a little bit because she's got a lot

of free time. And she said to her, the girl from back in Wales said to her, oh, I'm so jealous of you travelling around Australia. And my friend Sarah goes, oh, you should just come. Yeah. Like as a joke. Yeah. And then the girl has now booked a one-way ticket, lands October 23rd. After one night. One day.

Now this gets complicated because I didn't know where she invited her. Jokingly or not, she said, well, why don't you come? And now where I thought the other person was. You know when you say that but you don't actually mean it. I know, I know, I know. But now the other person who I out and out thought was a stage five clinger, now I think that maybe they're just trying to be impulsive and fun. Like, oh, take life by the balls.

You know? Oh, throw caution to the wind. With someone you met once? Yeah, well, this is what Avery Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts movie starts like. They have to sleep in the same van together. That's what the other girl wants. And she invited her. No, wait, who wants that?

Well, so your friend who's telling you this clearly doesn't want it, but she has sent some very mixed messages. Yeah, like, I don't know. I think my friend Sarah is a hopeless romantic. So I think she is probably secretly hoping that it'll be a love story and it all works out. But now she's getting nervous. Exactly.

And she's going, this is too much too soon. Way too much. Right. Okay. Okay. When you just give me the details that she's flying across the world after one night in a caravan. Oh, what?

It doesn't change much. No, that makes it a stage five clinger. But then when you add the detail of the invite, it does muddy the water a little. Okay. It was a very shallow invite. But when she replied and said, okay, I will, she didn't go, oh, no, I don't. Yeah, but what do you do then?

You don't think someone's serious. You say that's your last opportunity to go, oh, no, sorry, probably a bit too much too soon. Anyway, that's my opinion on that one. We want to take some calls this afternoon on what made you realise that you were dealing with a stage five clinger. Like, what did they do? Like, what was the thing that happened

What was the moment? way too soon that made you go, oh, hang on a second, I don't think we're quite ready for this. It's too much. Yeah. 0800 dials at M. Or you can text it to 9696.

We're not looking to name anybody this afternoon. We're not looking to hurt anybody's feelings. We're just looking for stories. What are the warning signs? Yeah. When did the alarm go off in your head? Was it a thousand red roses? What was it?

Oh, 800 dial ZM. ZM, Spree and Clint. The podcast. Oh, he's hung up. Oh, come on. I'm not going to say his name. No, we're taking calls on when you realised you were dealing with a stage five clanger. One of my mates met a girl and then they went out on one date.

She flew to Australia for a road trip and then jokingly invited this other person on the road trip and now that person is flying halfway across the world to go on the road trip. How long are they going to be in the van together for? Three months. Three months? They've shared one night of passion and that's it and they're going to go on the road with three months?

I tell you what, it's baptism of fire. I doubt it will last three months. But if it does, I mean, that's marriage material, right? A hundred percent. We want to know, when did you realise you were dealing with a stage five clinger? Hey, Kate. Hi, Kate.

Hey, how you doing? What was it for you, Kate? After the third date, he sent me an emoji of a wedding ring. Oh, no, that sounds... Wait, wait, wait. I want to sound the clinger siren. Was it no? We need to know the context.

Was it in the context of what it's actually used for a wedding or was he talking about maybe eating a hot curry? A sting. Oh yeah, did it have a flame before it? Yeah, did it have a flame and then the ring? No, just a pure ring in a love heart.

Stage five, stage five, bend down the hatches. I'd get out of there, Kate. The only thing worse than that, Kate, would be wedding ring question mark. Yeah, you'd think, you'd think, you'd think. All right, and that was after how many dates? After three. Oh, good effort, Kate. Good effort.

You must be a hot tamale. You must have some good banter. Let's talk to Emma. Hi, Emma. Hi, guys. How's it going? Good, thanks, Em. When did you know it was a stage five clinger?

Well, I was seeing this guy for a few months, and one night I was out with the girls just in town, and I texted him and I said, Hey, my phone battery's about to die, so I'll give you a text tomorrow. Have a good night. And he replied with, send me your battery model number and I'll come drop you off a spare battery. Oh, no.

Oh, my God. I have not heard that one before. Wait, wait. Were you dating Dick Smith? Who has at their disposal spare phone batteries? How do you even get them? I know. Apparently, he had a stash in his garage.

Yeah, actually, hang on. Okay, well, that's a warning sign in itself. What year was this, Emma? Because I don't think you can change batteries anymore. You can't. Not on an iPhone. This was years ago. I think I had one of those old Nokia phones at the time.

And did you just accidentally happen to let your phone go flat after that text? Yes. Did he ride around on a horse? I ended things not long after that as well. Stage five. Stage five. There's some really good texts on the text machine. Yeah, you want to go in one?

One person said that they went on a first date and she felt like it was pretty average and she wasn't going to text him asking for a second date and he rang her the next day asking for a second date and her grandfather just died. Oh, that's... So she was like, I can't, look, my grandfather's just passed away and then he offered to come to the funeral.

Don't. No. To be her support person. No, that's like a Vince Vaughn movie. He did. And I bet in his head he thought, nah, I'll be... That is nice though. No, it's not. It's too much. It is nice.

It's too much. It's way too much. In his head he would have thought he'd be a sensitive new age guy though. Like, I'll help her with her grief. I know. Let me do that. There's one more before we go to the last person and this is the guy we couldn't get to stay on the phone.

But this person said, I met someone on Tinder. We went on a date, movies, dinner, the whole lot. We hit it off. So I invited her back to my place. She was keen. So we went to countdown, got some snacks and all was good. Until at countdown, she bought a toothbrush so she could leave it at my house.

And then he writes, stage five, I repeat, stage six. What if she just had stink breath? What if she just wanted to use the toothbrush once? I'd do that. He might have just shut down a really good thing and she was just trying to be considerate. That's so true. I would do something. He might have just shut down a really good thing and she was just trying to be considerate. That's so true. I would do something like that.

Buy some gum. Yeah, unless she asked for a drawer in the house. Last one's Amy. Stage five clinger. When did you know? A friend was hiding out from a house with a girlfriend that he broke up with and she stole his cat. Okay. We'll do it. Why get the cat involved? There's already one. We'll do it. Why get the cat involved? There's already one.

We'll do it. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, let's get your birthdays and figure out what was top of the charts on your 16th. Ryan.

Hey, Ryan. Hi, Ryan. Hey, guys. How are you? Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, good. You always wanted to know what your birthday banger is, Ryan. Hey, Ryan. Hi, Ryan. Hey, guys. How are you? Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, good. You always wanted to know what your birthday banger is, Ryan.

I've been trying for like six months to get in here. Have you? Today's the day. Let's hope it's not a letdown song for you. Yeah, let's hope. Yeah, I hope not. What's your birthday, Ryan? 6th of November, 1987.

All right, Ryzy, you were 16 in 2003 on the 6th of November and this is your birthday banger. Oh, yeah. Yeah, not bad. Bit of Sean Paul. Bit of Sean Paul, bit of Beyonce. That's a hot song from Beyonce. Yeah.

It's early Beyonce, though. Early, yeah. I mean, post-Destiny Child. It's not bad, Ryan Are you happy with it, Ryan? Yeah Yeah, we'll see what everyone else has first Yeah, I know what you mean

See what we get Amy, hi Hi, Amy Hi, guys What's your birthday, Amy? It's the 3rd of August, 1997 Okay, you were 16 in 2013 on the 3rd of August And on that day, this was number one.

The late, great Avicii in Wake Me Up. That's a really good birthday banger, Amy. Yeah, you can definitely fist punch that one. Yeah, totally. And it's in years to come, too. That song's only going to become more and more classic as well, I think. So, yeah, not a bad option. Last birthday banger for the day will be Ash's.

Hi, Ash. Hi, Ash. Hi, guys. How are you, Ash? Oh, yeah, I'm good. I've had a hell of a week, but I'm good. Well, tell us about it. What's been going on?

Yeah, what's going on? I had surgery on my knee and I'm back at work two days later. Why? Can't you get some sick leave? Oh, nah. Gotta use that for the kids. Do you want me to call your boss? I'm very, very persuasive.

Do you want me to do your job? Oh, I mean, if you want to work in a prison, go ahead. Oh. Yeah, I don't think Clint would fit in there. Damn. Are you like the weak guard now? And like the ones planning an escape is like, I'm going to run it ash. No, I'm not allowed on the floor. Run it straight ash.

Okay. All right, let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 10th of July, 93. Okay, you were 16 in 2009 on the 10th of July. And on that day, this reminds me of my first gay club experience. Really? Yep.

And I just saw these big, beautiful, sweaty, naked men on the poles. It was a good time. And then Brie farted and one of the naked men was like, evacuate the dance floor. I smell lady fart. I reckon that's our winner. I reckon that's our winner. I reckon that's our birthday bagger. Ash, let's do it. Congratulations, Ash.

You win birthday bagger. Thanks, guys. This doesn't get you going for a Wednesday. I don't know what will. Turn it up in the prison. Music, let's get out on the floor. I like to move it, come and give me some more. Watch me get physical, out of control.

There's people watching me, I never miss a beat. Still the night, kill the lights, feel it under your skin. Don't try, keep it tight, cause it's pulling you in. Pidop, you can't stop, cause it feels like an overdose. This is overdose. can't stop cause it feels like an overdose this ain't over yet get back you with the dance floor I'm infected by the sound

stop this beat it's killing me DJ let the music take me underground get back you with the dance floor I'm infected by the sound My body's aching. I'm about to explode.

Watch me. I'm intoxicated. Digging the show It's got me hypnotized Everybody step aside Let's steal the night, kill the lights Feel it under your skin That's right, keep it tight

Cause it's pulling you in Pick it up, you can't stop Cause it feels like an overdose Feels like an overdose Evacuate the dance floor Cause it feels like an overdose. Feels like an overdose. Evacuate the dance floor. I'm affected by the sound. Stop this beat, it's killing me.

Hey, little DJ, let the music take me underground. Evacuate the dance floor. I'm affected by the sound Stop this beat, it's killing me We need to do this, but the things we don't know Come on and evacuate, feel the club is heating up Move on and accelerate, push it to the top Come on and evacuate, feel the club is heating up. Move on and accelerate.

You don't have to be afraid. Now guess who's back on a brand new track. They got everybody in the club going mad. So everybody in the back, get your back up off the wall and just shake that thang. Go crazy, yo lady, yo baby. Let me see you wreck that thang and drop it down low, low. Let me see you take it to the dance floor, yo. Everybody in the club. Evacuate dance floor, yo Everybody in the club

Evacuate the dance floor Everybody in the club I'm infected by the sound Everybody in the club Stop this beat, it's killing me Hey, Dr. DJ, let the music take me underground Evacuate the dance floor I'm infected by the sound Stop this beat, it's killing me I'll be back. ZM, Bree and Clem, that's the winner of Birthday Banger today.

It's Cascada and Evacuate the Dance Floor. They've got some other, oh, this song, yes. I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me. What year was that, number one? Actually, let me guess. Was it 2006? 2009. 2009.

It's got that real 2000s dance feel about it. Feels like an Our House party that was happening in Ellerslie in Auckland or something like that. Oh, here we go. Everyone's real sweaty. I don't care. Because we're all being brought together by the love of music and alcohol. Man, I love music. Yeah.

Just imagine being gay, man. I'm just heading over to the bar, do you want anything? No! I'm just going to stay over here with these big, beautiful, gay naked men. Okay, I'm just going to get a water. Anybody else want a water? I'll have water. Yeah, I'll give you water. Hey, producers, anybody else need a water?

Do you guys need a water? Yeah, I need a water. Yeah, cool. Do you guys have any glow sticks? Have you got gum? Yeah, I need water. Yeah, cool. Do you guys have any glow sticks? Have you got gum? I need gum. Have you got gum? Who's got gum?

I've got gum. Oh, can I get some of that gum? Guys, let's all fist bump together. Here we go. Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben. Oh, Ben's hooking up with the check lock. Oh, Ben, you're such a loose unit. Yes, Ben, yes. Oh, Ben's hooking up with the check lock. Oh, Ben, you're such a loose unit. Yes, Ben, yes.

Guys, I think I'm going to do it. I think I'm going to take my shirt off. Is that okay? No. No, don't do it. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Sorry, we're quickly rejuggling the studio because this Friday is our first ever ZM pheromone party

where you date people just using your nose. ZM Spree and Clint are hosting their first ever pheromone party where you date people just using your nose. ZM's Bree and Clint are hosting their first ever pheromone party. Bring along a shirt that you've worn three nights in a row and then you sniff all the shirts and you pick your favourites. All week leading up to it, we're doing a lot of nose-based stuff. Yesterday we found out who was the better smelling member of the team as voted by ZM staff members. And who was it, Bree? I think it was Ben. No, it was me. Oh, are you sure? No, it was me.

It was me. I thought it was Ben. It was me! And today we're going to find out who has the better sense of smell. So we're both currently blindfolded. I'm sick at the moment. Oh, you've got an excuse for everything. It's true, currently blindfolded. I'm sick at the moment. Oh, you've got an excuse for everything. It's true. I am sick. Yesterday it was, I didn't wear any perfume, even though it was your idea to do it. And then today you're sick apparently.

I am sick. Well, we're doing a smell test. We're both wearing blindfolds. Producer Ben, you've organised this. What do we need to do? Okay, so you've got five bowls in front of you. I'll bring one each, you know, soon. And there's five certain items that I've got from the supermarket. Okay.

I just have to test out and smell. Who would like to go first with bowl number one? Um... I'll go. Okay, cool. Hold up. I'm going to grab bowl number one and put it in front of you, mate. Cool.

I've got my hands out. Okay, so take a sniff of this. And do I tell you straight away what I think it is? Yep, you can take one guess. Or don't we say it at the same time? Or do we... Yeah, I don't want to give her a clue. Okay, cool.

You smell it and then I'll pass it around to Bree and then Bree can smell it. Oh, I recognise that. I know exactly what that is. Okay, cool. Yeah, I know what it is. It's so hard. I don't know where I'm passing it to. That's all right. alright, you're okay

It goes easy to hard Oh, that one's easy Say it at the same time Three, two, one Tomato sauce Nice, good work guys There's a point each Okay, here we go

Here is number two Bowl number two is coming to you Clint Okay It's in front of you now We're sniffing things Ahead of our pheromone party To see who has the better nose Out of me and Bree

Oh yeah I said to Ben You should get herbs And Clint goes Oh how many herbs do you know And I was like quite a few And he's like I don't know any I don't know any herbs

How do you not know any herbs Aren't you a pescatarian Yeah but I don't know I don't make the food Yeah true Oh my god Alright you've had enough mate Okay I think't know. I don't make the food. Yeah, true. Oh, my God. All right, you've had enough, mate.

Okay, I think I know what that is. Give it to Ali. There you go. Yeah, thanks, mate. Yeah, all right. Ali's going around to pass it to Bree Bree. Here we go, bowl in front of you for item number two on your smell. Your smell.

Is there anything in there? Yes. Oh, I know what that is. I think I know what it is too. All right. Do you guys want to go? Easy. All right. Three, two, one.

Parmesan cheese. What? Is it cheese on toast? No, bro, you got it right. Cheese, cheese. Is it just cheese? No, bro, you got it right. Parmesan cheese has a distinctive smell.

It smells off. Okay, Clint, number three. Here we go. You sure that wasn't on toast? Yes, I'm so sure it was in a bowl. Well, I'm blindfolded, so how would I know? True. Didn't you hold the bowl?

Yes. Yeah, good point. Okay, item number three. Here we go, Bree, one nil. God, you're a loud sniffer, aren't you? It's radio. I'm trying to exaggerate it for sound, all right? Can you up your game a bit?

Okay, sorry, I'm with you. Here we go, one more. Bowl three in the sniff test. Bree first. Clint has a long sniff. I can't smell anything. You can't smell anything in there? I can't smell anything.

Okay. Bree. Oh, yeah, that's hard. I don't know what that is. You don't know what that is at all? I can definitely smell something. Okay. I think it's like it's got like

chilli or something. Three, two, one. Empty bowl. I think it's like a chilli sauce. Oh,

that's good. It's a peri-peri sauce. Oh. Yeah, it's a peri-peri mayo sauce. You have to give her that. Okay, she can have that one.

She can have that one. Okay, last one. Here we go. Okay. Last one. Clint, the bowl is coming to you now.

Oh, thank you. I keep forgetting I hold the bowl. This is your final sniff test. I feel like this is the one where it's going to be a fart in a bowl because that's how radio bits work. That would be awesome. That would be so good. I'd appreciate that so much.

It's not. It's a genuine item that I bought today. Ellie's just had a big fart in this bowl. If it is, if it is, I will be both angry and impressed. I've smelled Ellie's brand more than anyone here. Oh, I know what this is. Okay, well, just you hold that thought, mate. Oh, I don't know the name of it.

Well, think about it. This is hard. Yeah, I know. Bree's on it. It's a spice. Okay, you want to, okay. It's a spice. You want to help Bree by saying that?

Oh, I think I know. Okay. Okay, cool. Is it? Hold on, Okay. It's a spice. You want to help Bree by saying that? I think I know. Okay. Okay, cool. Is it... Hold on, wait. Hold on, wait. Hold on, wait. Hold on, wait.

Okay, I'm ready. Okay, you guys go at the same time. You count yourselves down. Three, two, one. Curry powder. Coriander powder. What did you say, Clint? Curry powder.

I said coriander powder. It's Moroccan. Dammit! You can take the blindfolds off, though, when you're in here. Moroccan? That's not even a hair. That's notcan. Damn it! You can take the blindfolds off though when you're in here. Moroccan? That's not even a hair. That's not even a thing. Why not?

Moroccan. Moroccan what? Moroccan seasoning. Moroccan. Right. It's a country. Warning, the next story's a bit gross,

but it's all natural. It's all natural. I'm going to just read you the headline. I think that's the journalistic way to handle this. So I'll just read you the headline of this story. Fire sparks mass explosion

of semen at cattle breeding centre. No. It's not funny. Hundreds of thousands of dollars of semen has gone up in flames. A hundred cryogenic cylinders that all contained different types of bull semen exploded when the building in Gippsland in Victoria, Australia. Yeah, it's a country town.

Yeah, caught fire. Oh. And they were storing semen for a lot of farms in there. So from all around the area. Oh, they're going to be in trouble. Farmers are going to come knocking for their semen. They're not going to have it. Semen centre.

Firefighters battled the blaze It took 10 crews more than 2 hours To contain the blaze Can you imagine if that's the job you're on? You're the fireman Well it wouldn't be everywhere would it? Well they exploded It didn't just catch fire and they leaked out

It usually does Were any cows injured? No It probably does. Were any cows injured? No. Because I feel bad for laughing if I know cows were hurt. No, I don't believe the cows were injured. For example, by the way, so these are big cylinders of the stuff. Then they extract it and they sell it per straw.

So you get a straw of it and then that goes into your cow and then you hope for the best type thing. They go for between $5 and $95 per straw. Jeez. That's a lot of money, right? Well, not the $5 one. That's some cheap stuff. I'd love to see the bull that the $5 stuff comes from and I'd love to see the bull that the $95 stuff comes from.

And I'd like to see the care and attention given to the $95 bull when you're getting the stuff out. Oh, well, why are you going into that detail? And just the all-out lack of care, I don't give a crap, this guy's only worth $5, the type of attention that cow gets. I'm just wondering, obviously, off the back of this story, that all of this bull semen has been blown up.

Are you feeling it more than others? Are you sad? Why? Me in particular. Because we know there was that one time you drank the horse semen so you'd be real upset. It's like a McDonald's blowing up for you. I told you that story in confidence, all right?

I went to once, just once. Just once I went to the Hokitika Wild Foods Festival and I felt like I needed to push myself, okay? I felt like I needed to step outside my comfort zone and do something interesting. I also thought that the Hokitika Wild Foods Festival was like a gourmet occasion. I thought you go there and you eat this weird stuff,

but it's cooked by chefs and you go, oh yeah, that sounds disgusting, but it'll be nice. Nah, it's just a bunch of coasties who want to make you drink horse semen and make you pay $15 for the experience. Whatever makes you help sleep better at night, mate. Just realise I've told the story again. Yeah. It's awkward, isn't it?

ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. I'm pretty excited about this, mate. I think I've finally found a competition that I could go pro in. Okay. And I could potentially win a lot of money. Okay. And it's a competition where I'd have to travel to India. Oh, good. But that's okay.

Yeah. I'm willing to do that. I've done the training. So this is new. Yeah. It's a new competition, not like the Olympics. It's a new thing. Yeah.

And it's actually the country's, and this is a real thing. It's absolutely 100% real. The country's first farting contest. I already knew this is what it was. Because when we set this up, she goes, I've got wind of a new competition. Hear me out. It's called What the Fart Competition.

I don't want to compete anymore. I will compete for the both of us. Yeah, thanks. It's like the Hunger Games. Send your strongest tribute. I volunteer as tribute. And is the brainchild of a singer named Yatine Sangoy. And pretty much entrance will be judged on three categories.

Right. Volume, length, and musicality. Oh, I'm so glad they didn't say smell. Of their bum cough. I thought there's some judge there with an expert nose. Hey, that would be very gross. That's if they have to go to tie break. Yeah, exactly. That's the tie break.

And we've actually, this happened last Sunday and I actually watched some of the footage and we've taken some of the footage and let's play one of the clips from one of the competitors here. No, it's good volume, I think, in that. That's just you.

In great length. You can hear the stamina behind it. Let's go to contestant number two. Not as good in length. What are your thoughts on it? Doesn't matter what I think. Keep going. Competitor number three.

Had good base, but not a lot of, you know, oomph, I think. But I do think competitor number four was actually the winner. And you tell me if you can see why. I mean, and that is an absolute stellar performance from competitor number four. Where's the crowd? Like, where's the crowd? It stinks. There is no crowd. That's probably a pretty good point.

I'll do one more. There's one more contestant here. You sure? I do have one more. There's one more contestant here. There is one more competitor. They came last because they shit themselves, actually. the podcast. ZM's Brie and Clint are hosting their first ever pheromone party. It's two days away or two sleeps away our pheromone party. That means two more sleeps

in the shirt that you have to bring along to the party. That shirt, people will sniff that shirt and decide whether it's a love match just based on what

goes up their nose. Exactly right. We have someone on the phone with us who's coming along to the party. Rebecca, you've registered and you're coming on Friday night. I sure am.

Becky, do you have good hair? No. Actually, I will. I have a haircut on Thursday. Yes. Winning. Becky with the good hair is here. Are you single, more importantly?

Yes, I am, sadly. How old are you? I'm 23. Why did your last relationship end? Oh, ooh, irreconcilable differences. Irreconcilable differences. Have you ever cheated on someone? No.

Well, we've not got the answer, though. She said no. Okay, we today have one of the people that you'll be sniffing at the party in studio with us Would you like to meet him? Sure His name is Producer Ben G'day Producer Ben Hey guys

Do you know who that is, Bec? I do, yes I follow him on Instagram Oh wow Okay, so you know what he looks like. Here's the thing. You won't know which shirt is his, though. When you're sniffing it, you'll just have to go,

oh, does that sound like a man who goes bush for a week at a time and doesn't shower? You know? You'll just have to try and figure it out with your nose. Becky. Yeah? I need to ask, because obviously you follow Producer Ben on Instagram. Without smelling him, is he a bit of you?

Is that a bit for you? Oh, he's all right. Yeah, you don't want to be too keen. I'll take all right. I'll take all right. That's good. I will take that. Yeah, that's good.

Yeah. Do you like long walks in the bush, Becky? I like short walks in the bush because long ones are boring. Don't we all, Becky? Okay. Well, this Friday, you're going to be here with us And you're going to be giving The pheromone party a go

Is there anything You're hoping to get out of this Like are you hoping To find a man Who smells like something In particular Would you like a boyfriend Out of this

Or would you like Just like a couple Of fun cheeky dates I'd like some fun cheeky dates And some stories To tell my kids When I'm old Oh well

Producer Ben is for you You want kids out of this You want kids out of this party Producer Ben is for you. You want kids out of this. You want kids out of this party. Producer Ben is for you. No, just stories to tell the kids. You didn't say out of this. Just kidding. Just kidding.

Hey, it's going to be fun. We'll see you here at ZM for our first ever pheromone party this Friday. Yay. I'm looking forward to it. Thanks, guys. We'll see you then, Becky, with the good hair. You'll know which one she is. Yeah, she'll have good hair.

She'll have good hair, yeah. She's gone now, Ben. What did you think of her? Yeah, she sounds fun. She's definitely still there, though. I know she one she is. She'll have good hair. She's gone now, Ben. What did you think of her? She sounds fun. She's definitely still there, though. I know she's still there. No, you're gone, eh, Becky? She's gone.

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