ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 18th 2020

Episode Date: September 18, 2020

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Okay, here we go. Ready? No. No. Ready? All right, get ready. No. Oh, you should wait. Anastasia's not ready. Oh, ready. Okay, everybody, we're going to play. Are you ready? Hold on, wait.

I'm going to drink some more hot air. Hold on, wait. Oh, she's getting the video ready. Okay, everybody. Everybody got your instruments ready? Okay, I'm ready. Your podcast intro? Yeah, Anastasia. It's a cup, Anastasia. That's not going to work.

No, you've got what you've got. Are you ready? Okay, ready? And a one, and a two, and Two Three Four I can't tell which one's mine Like when I hear a good one I'm like Is that me? I think this one's yours

Yeah it's not good Okay Brie's gonna play a song I'd like Brie to do Watermelon Sugar Watermelon Sugar Just the chorus Good songs Wait how's Brie to do Watermelon Sugar Watermelon Sugar Just the chorus Wait how's the chorus go?

Watermelon Sugar Hi That's good Ben I'd like you to do I Come From A Land Down Under Just the chorus where it goes I come from a land down under

That's good too That was good Okay what's my song? What am I doing You're doing WAP WAP okay Which bit Holes in this house

Yes I'm holes in this house Yes I'm Good for me Good good That was wet Okay Anastasia With a cup She'll be doing

You're doing Can you feel the love tonight Can you feel the love tonight? Can you feel the love? You've gone everywhere. That was pitch perfect. Okay, now that we've lost all of our listeners of this podcast, do we want to keep going? Yeah, let's rip into Birthday Banger.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's Free and Clint's Birthday Banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and Clint's Birthday Banger. The podcast. Yeah. Oh, I had my hand up to stop you. I was like, she's going to start talking over it again every bloody week. This is where we do your Birthday Bangers, the podcast listeners.

If you want to get yours done, you can go join our podcast group on Facebook. Yeah, it's people overseas who can't call into the show because they don't live here. So the first one's for Pip Rogers from Invercargill, New Zealand. Yay! All the way down Invercargill. I don't think they've got cell phone coverage. Yeah, fair enough. So Pip.

She was born on the 9th of November 1989, so she was 16 in 2005 on the 9th of November. And back in 2005, this went to number one. There's some serious controversy the other week because in the company that we work for, we've got a hip-hop station as well. It's a very good hip-hop station. Flava. Yeah, it's just become old school only and they're looking for the greatest song by a whole bunch of artists,

and they did Kanye West. What do you think they picked as the best Kanye West song? This would be up there. Yeah, yeah. What was in the running? And I'll be able to pick it from that. Every Kanye West song in history. Oh.

Gold Digger, Stronger. Does like songs where he's done collabs like Monster Count? Yeah. Oh. Gold Digger, Stronger. There's like songs where he's done collabs like Monster Count. Yeah. Okay. I'm going to say Gold Digger. Nah, it was this.

No, that's not it. No. That's Shaka Khan. That was a shock when Kanye whispers. Yeah, that's what the controversy was for. They went number one, Through the Wire, number two, Jesus Walks, and number three, Gold Digger.

No Runaway and no All of the Lights. Oh, that's a banger. Yeah. Really? Jesus Walks. Yeah, number two, Jesus Walks. Really? Yeah.

Interesting. Anyway, that's a good station. If you listen to us on iHeartRadio, you listen to this podcast on iHeartRadio, Flava Radio. F-L-A-V-A. Good old school hip hop station if you need one. Yeah, good playlist. Okay, next is for Dominic Anderson. He's from London. Addison,

I think. Oh, Dominic Addison, sorry. Dominic Addison from London. He was born on the 6th of August 1990. So he was 16 in 2006. And Dominic, this is your birthday banger Shakira Shakira With Wyclef Jean I think Good, good birthday banger

This always makes me think of R.I.P. producer Ellie. Yeah, I can see your bang. Because this is the song she awkwardly danced to when she was in year 10 and she did a sexy dance to Shakira on stage at school. I thought that was Whenever Wherever for some reason. Oh, it might have been. Could have been. I always get my Shakiras confused.

Either or. Okay. One more for William Arthur. Arthur? Arthur. Yeah, either or. Okay, one more for William Arthur. Arthur? Yeah, William Arthur. Arthur. Oh, he's from Boston. Boston messages.

Hey, I'm walking here. Hey, I'm walking here. I'm from Boston. I'm walking here. Hey, go Boston. Hey, go fuck yourself. Get the fuck out of the way. Hey, fuck off, man.

I'm from Boston. Hey, why don't you fuck off? That was the Godfather. man I'm from Boston Hey Why don't you fuck off That was the Godfather Is Godfather in Boston I don't know You don't know do you I think it's New York Anyway

William was 16 In 2010 On the 15th of April And here's his birthday banger Hey it's Rihanna. She's a good broad. Rihanna. I don't even know her.

Rihanna. I barely even know her. I love the Boston accent. I love it. I love it. What the fuck are you talking about? Whatever we're doing. It's not Boston

It's Boston Italian Yeah right It's all the Italians in Boston Is Boston big on It's big on Italians It's big on Irish as well eh? Yeah It's where the Boston Celtics come from

Yes Yeah Yeah yeah yeah We're so worldly Big Italian community in New York and Boston It buzzes me out that someone from Boston is listening to our podcast. Crazy. So, William, thank you very much.

Cheers, Will. Kanye West gold digger. Shakira hips don't lie. They're all kind of on par for me. Yeah. I just can't get over Daniel Bedingfield from last week. Yeah. That was such a frigging highlight.

That's hard to... Anastasia, have you deep dived Daniel Bedingfield since last week? That's a personal question. Don't answer that. No, I haven't done any deep-diving in a long time. You don't have to answer that. No, no. Oh, yeah.

Sorry, my bad. Heracross Scuba gear is hung up for now. Yes. Not doing any deep-dives. Shakira. Shakira? Shakira. Shakira? Shakira. Shakira.

Oh, this part's cool. For Dominic, Addison, all the way from London. Hey, this is on video, right? We're videoing this, guys. Is that right? We always video. this, guys. Is that right? We always video.

Yeah, cool. Who wants to see Brie eat half a wheel of camembert? Brie! Brie! Brie! Brie! Brie! Brie!

Brie! Brie! Yeah! Pinch in. Zoom in Yeah have a cracker for texture Have a great weekend everybody Swallow That took zero peer pressure by the way Very little

She's like oh no I don't want to I really don't Still lactose intolerant Sweet awesome Gonna get home and use the en suite With her partner tonight And be like They made me eat it Oh my

I'm starting to feel Your joy Come on let's go Real sweet Take us home Dolphin See you See you

There we go Got it working Kia ora everybody Why are we playing XCDC Because it's the last day Of me wearing this Wallabies jersey

So I wanted to kick in You know with some real good Aussie theming. Welcome back. It's all rock. All day. I just realised it's not even the last day. I've got to wear this thing again tomorrow. Yep.

It's going to be good. You're going to the pub, aren't you? I need to wash it. I need to find time to give this thing a wash. You do stink. I'm not going to lie. I do not. I need to find time to give this thing a wash. You do stink. I'm not going to lie. I do not. I'm just kidding.

If I can wear this Wallabies jersey, which I'm actually growing quite fond of, until five o'clock tomorrow, then $400 comes out of your parents' bank account and straight into the bank account of the Cancer Society. I love this. I just stay out of the pranks and the bets and I don't have to be a part of it,

but I still get to enjoy... Just let your mum do it....'t have to be a part of it, but I still get to enjoy you having to be a part of it. Yeah, right. This is essentially $400 out of your inheritance, by the way. Oh, they've already spent that on my sister's wedding. People are calling for our old El Paso competition,

which we're kicking the show off with. Or maybe they're calling because we're giving away a bunch of ACDC CDs. Maybe. Take your pick. Just so you know, on the show today, we do have the One Second Song Challenge. We do have Friday Okie. We do have the 50K Fact of the Day up for grabs.

But yeah, let's kick it off with the old El Paso competition. Yeah, right now, if you want to play, win yourself some cash, call now 0800-DIAL-ZM. Now let's kick this thing into high gear. Do you reckon this is what it's like working on The Rock? I like it. Yeah, it's good, eh? You've got to wait till it drops.

Here we go. It's good stuff, man. We're also playing Friday Jams right up until Friday-okey. Brie and Clint. Big news out today, did you see, for Apple? No. You know I'm Samsung, baby. I know you're Samsung.

Samsung all day. But Android will be coming over to this side very soon, I'm sure, because it's a new thing that they've released with their new iOS 14. It's a new feature, a bunch of new features actually. Yeah, iOS 14. Too many. Yeah, I mean it's a teenager now. Yeah.

People are really up in arms about this new thing though because it's freaking people out. Right. They're like, wait, why do we need that? What are you talking about? So you know how obviously for years we've always talked about how our phones are listening, the laptops are listening to us.

Even like TVs these days have the speak to. Yeah, Alexa and Google and stuff built into the TVs. They've all got microphones in them. So we're all freaked out that things are listening to us and all the companies have come out in recent years

and they're like, no one's listening, we promise. You're not, I like the ones that go, you're not that interesting. Rate yourself. Just throw us off. Like we would want to listen to your boring conversations. Yeah, whatever, Mark Zuckerberg, don't believe it. Anyway, apparently one of the new features is going to be,

well, I think producer Ben's actually already got this on his phone because he's already updated it, but it's an indicator light that will be at the top of your phone near where your battery and your signal is. Yeah. You know where those things are on the top right corner? Yeah.

And essentially it will be an indicator of whether or not the microphone is being used. Like you have on your laptop when the webcam is being used. Yes, exactly like that, but like on the phone. Why would your microphone be being used if you weren't using a microphone-based app? That's the problem that I have. Exactly.

Yeah. Anyway, so I was like, oh, so what if it is on and you're not using anything, what do you do? Because you're like, oh, I need to- Throw your phone out the window. Exactly. So that's what they tell you to do is just get rid of the phone. No, I'm just kidding.

Chuck it off a bridge. They said if you notice that the indicator is active, this would freak me out. When you don't think it should be, you can go. Put it in a bowl of water. Yeah, and then put it in rice. That's what they say is the hack. Or speak in a foreign accent to throw them off.

They say you can go into the control centre of the iPhone and then you can actually see which apps have been recently using the microphone. Buzzy. So if you haven't, like, you know, obviously been in that app or using it, you could be, like, deleting that. Why haven't they given us the ability to cover our cameras yet? Why isn't there a little

shutter where we can just slide it over and close the camera? I always put because my phone comes to the shower with me goes in the toilet with me. In the shower? Yeah, it's how I control what I'm listening to. What? You have your phone in the shower with you? Oh, no, no. It's beside the shower on the vanity.

Not a good angle. I mean, I could have it in the shower. Bad angle for you. You'd want to hope it was steaming up in there. How come no one's accessed my camera when I'm in the shower? You're like, why doesn't anyone use those photos? Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Guys, he's in the news for all the wrong reasons at the moment,

but Dean, what's the latest on J.K. Rowling, the Harry Potter author? Oh, my goodness. She's been saying all of these transphobic comments around the world on Twitter, and she's really backing them and staying true to them. Like, usually when someone says something, they'll reverse and backtrack. Not J.K. Rowling.

Now an Australian bookstore has banned all Harry Potter books saying they would like a safe space for transgender people going, you know, this is in the wake of all of her crazed comments around the world. This, let me tell you this, I'm just going to call it, more bookshops and more brands are going to follow suit because she's so holding onto this opinion that she has that's very transphobic.

So, yeah, brace yourself. There is more to come on this one for sure. It's so sad because Harry Potter, the Harry Potter universe itself was a safe space for so many people. And a really inclusive world. Yeah. It was, it was, yeah. And a lot of people grew up with it.

A lot of people who were bullied were able to join communities of Harry Potter fans. And then for her to then turn around the creator of Harry Potter and become a bully herself, it's just really upsetting, isn't it? It is really upsetting because I've seen a lot of people tweet and they're upset because they're like, pretty much my whole childhood was a lie kind of thing because they feel like they were so entranced by this world and then it turns out the creator is actually just not very nice.

I bet you're glad you never bothered reading those Harry Potter books now. Who's winning now? I'm the same. That is the same. I read the first one, okay? Although that's not a claim to fame anymore. That's the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy.

Thanks to Old El Paso, you can launch into mess-free Mexican now with their new tortilla pockets. Brie and Clint. Hey guys, welcome to yet another week of to Old El Paso, you can launch into mess-free Mexican now with their new tortilla pockets. Bree and Clint. Play ZM's Bree and Clint. Hey, guys, welcome to yet another week of Bree and Clint's Highs and Lows. It's all the high points of the week and the low points of the week.

This week, we asked you what tourist spot isn't quite as impressive as you thought it was. And we had Greg on here to tell us how much he wasn't impressed by Ares Rock. Greg's here. G'day, Greg. Hi, Greg. G'day, how are you? Good, thank you. What was the big tourist attraction where you thought this is average? It was the big Ares Rock by Ares Rock. Greg's here. G'day, Greg. Hi, Greg. G'day, how are you? Good, thank you. What was the big tourist attraction where you thought this is average?

It was the big Ares Rock. Ares Rock? What? Greg. It's just a big stone in the desert. Yeah. There's no architecture there at all. There's no architecture.

Did you Google it first, Greg? It is quite literally the world's biggest rock. I just thought that it would be a lot more impressive than it was. You didn't think it was that big? Oh, it was a decent-sized rock. Yeah, imagine Greg turning up there and going, Oh, it's a rock. Well, it's just a big rock.

It's a big rock. Earlier this week, Bree brought to the show that people are finding it a little bit tricky to get back into the office and start working again. So she's come up with some solutions, but one of them didn't quite make sense. But we need to bring the people back to the offices. and start working again. So she's come up with some solutions, but one of them didn't quite make sense. But we need to bring the people back to the offices.

Friday drinks are now also on Tuesdays. Genius. Yep. And because you're having Friday off, we'll have them on Thursdays and Tuesdays. Yeah, good. What about Thursday and Mondays? Why not? Yeah, what about, wow, I want to drink Wednesday.

Wet your willy Wednesday. Oh, no. Yeah, well, I need to whistle. Hey, that would really make people come back to drink Wednesday. Wet your willy Wednesday. Oh, no. Yeah, well, I need to whistle. That would really make people come back to the office. No Pants Fridays. It's all pyjamas. You don't want to confuse

No Pants Fridays with Wet Your Willy Wednesdays. You want to keep those days as far and par as possible. And finally this week, Clint's been wearing a Wallabies jersey all week. All because Mama Di said she'd donate some money to charity if he did it.

So here's a short clip of Clint at least getting into the spirit of it. Good on you, mate. Well, g'day and welcome to the Brie and Clint show. That's my comma, Brie. Your comma. She's just crawled out of a billy bomb. And I'm the biggest Wallabies supporter you've ever seen in your damn life, Clint Roberts.

Clint Roberts. I love sausages. And days at the beach and my dick togs. Wait, are you saying deck togs? Dick. Are they togs you wear on a deck? Truth, woman, do you even understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?

No. Stone the flaming crime. And that wraps up yet another week of Brinkland's Highs and Lows. See you this time next week. It's been a big week in my dick togs. No, stop. It's very offensive towards my homeland. You sound like Blinky Bill.

He's a koala, right? Yes, a cartoon character. Yeah, then mission accomplished. Pete, the personala, right? Yes. A cartoon character. Yeah, then mission accomplished. Pete, the person who played the voice of him wasn't Australian. Neither am I. Actually, I don't know if that's true or not. Bree and Clint. No one has got a secret social media that wants to talk to us about it.

I was just about to say because it's the secret. Yeah. Are we allowed to say who follows you? Yeah. I just found this out. The one you were just talking about. Oh, the one I was just talking about say because it's the secret. Yeah. Are we allowed to say who follows you? Yeah. I just found this out. The one you were just talking about. Oh, the one I was just talking about. Will people care?

I think people know who she is. She's pretty cool. Yeah, I realised, I don't know how long ago it was, probably a couple of years ago, Miranda Kerr, the model, follows me on Instagram. So how come we haven't been to LA to stalk Miranda Kerr? Look at Anastasia. She just loses her mind.

She's like, what? She's so cool. She is so cool. And so pretty. And so pretty. And so successful. Yeah. I just loses her mind. She's like, what? She's so cool. She is so cool. And so pretty. And so pretty. And so successful. Yeah. I have all her books.

I should have messaged her when we were in LA. She's my favourite winner of the Dolly model search. Is she? Of all time. Yeah. Well, there you go. Also, she's married to Evan Spiegel, the Snapchat guy. That's right.

Yeah. Like, he's uber rich. Billionaire. Yeah, billionaire. Although, arguably should have sold Snapchat. Yeah. Like he's uber rich. Billionaire. Yeah, billionaire. Although arguably should have sold Snapchat. Yeah. Earlier. A little bit earlier. Like we all knew it's Spiegel. It was going down here. He didn't agree. No, he thought it was. He was like nah, we're gonna do

Snapchat food and we're gonna do Snapchat. He was like we're gonna do face filters. Then Instagram's like we'll do that. He's like we're gonna do Snap Map and we're like that's creepy man. Yeah, that's just creepy. I don't want people to know where I am. Do you know anyone who uses snap map?

I know a few people that had used it. Some people do. Some people beg on it. I just would never remember to turn it off. And then I don't like the idea of my location being known. I guess it depends if your Snapchat's private or not. Yeah, well, that's true. Yeah, but then who knows where that data's going.

I guess it depends what you've got to hide. Shall we ask our GNZ-er? Hang on, we'll ask our resident GNZ. Producer Anastasia. I'm an outlier in that I'm not a big fan. One time my sisters caught me out at a person I shouldn't have been at house. So ever since then I've had it off. But I can say all of my mates still would say,

oh, I saw him at hers on Snap Maps. Whose house was it? It's a very... Whose house were you at? Where were you? Huh? Details. No, I don't want to go into any details.

Was this in Christchurch? No, where's Christchurch? I've never heard of that. Was it a boy? Huh? No. What's his name? Never heard of him.

What's his handle? Wait, of him. What's his handle? Wait, she's mouthing something. Tom. Tom. Tom. Tom. Bainbridge. Yeah, I was at Tom's.

No, but all of my friends will still be like, oh, I saw him on Snap Maps there. And I'm like, it's creepy. It's just a recipe for disaster. I've never heard of one good thing coming out of people being on Snap Map. That's when I knew that my friend was in a horrible relationship. We were all out one night and we're actually at her friend's apartment. We're all drinking and she's like, oh, I need to take this call from my boyfriend. Like he doesn't believe that I'm here drinking with you guys.

Anyway, so he like called and she was like, I'm at like the place. And she was like, say hello. We were all like, hi. He's like, turn snap maps on now. And I was like, you need to get out of there. You need to leave that relationship. Yeah. And so she deleted Snapchat and him

as well. And moved addresses. And she hasn't communicated with him again. Time for the one-second song challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second.

Oh, one second. It's the game where Brie and I go head-to-head to see whose music knowledge is the best. It's a rapid-fire song-guessing game, and if you can pick the winner, you can win free mobile fuel. Shannon, hi. Good afternoon. Afternoon.

Hey, team. How are we? Good, thanks. Shannon, how are you? Oh, bloody fantastic for a Friday. Excellent. Who's got the bit between their teeth this week? Shannon, who's going to take the one-second song challenge?

I'm putting my money on Bree. Yeah, Shannon. Yeah. Let's go. Let's go. Must have been the horse racing reference. Yeah, that was, I'd never heard that before. Haven't you?

No. Who's got the horse? Anastasia will know. It's a horse chat. I totally did not picture something. Nah, okay. Come on, Colin. Let's go.

You got this, mate. I'm going to ride this one, Blakey. I'm going to whip this baby over the finish line. Stop saying things that are really. I've got my chaps on. Sounding inappropriate. Settle me up, Blake. Let's go. Where's your underwear? Anastasia runs the game. really I've got my chaps on sounding inappropriate settle me up Blake Lashko

where do your underwear Anastasia runs the game what's our theme this week this week's theme is Aussie singers in honour of Clint wearing a Wallabies jersey

all week one more day to go well I thought you were going to wear it for another week yeah you said you loved it so much you said you're just

going to buy yellow and green clothing from now on you were like straighter to the end yep oh and you're going to wear it on and green clothing from now on. You were like straighter to the end. Yep. Oh, and you're going to wear it on Bledisloe Day. Yeah.

No, absolutely not. Bledisloe! Bledisloe! Bledisloe! That would take a lot more money for the Cancer Society than what I'm currently getting donated. Let's start off with the best song. Break. Oh. What song is it? Oh, come on, Bree.

I know who it is. I don't know the song. It's Sia, Chandelier. That's correct. One point for Brie. I was on the cusp of going Cheek Thrills, were you? Same. My brain couldn't tell which one it was.

This is the most iconic one for me. This is a big one for her, yeah. Let's go with song number two. Clint. ACDC, You Shook Me All Night Long. I'm sorry, Matt, that's incorrect. No! Brie?

Nah, I need to hear some more. Okay, so it goes back on the table, we can both buzz in? Okay, cool. Wow! Oh, what is that? Bree? How now?

How now? How did it go? What is that? Oh, God, I've got it. I've got it. I've got it. ACDC. I'm just going to have a stab.

It's not Thunderstruck. I've got it. ACDC. I'm just going to have a stab. It's not Thunderstruck. You've got to throw something out. No, I don't have it. ACDC, Highway to Hell. Correct. Really? Yep. I don't know how you guys didn't get that.

Well, I did get it. Well, yeah. Well, after a while. After a while. All right. Let's go on to song number three. Fred. Fred.

Oh. It's Jimmy on to song number three. Brent! Oh. It's Jimmy Barnes, Working Class Man. Yes. He's a working class man. You know, I think of your dad when I hear this song. Do you? Since I've hung out with you, I think of your dad. Just out there working hard to make a living.

Yeah. Because he works outdoors too. Taking shelter from the rain. That's true too. Yeah. Because he works outdoors too. Taking shelter from the rain. That's true too. Yeah. That's so true. Let's go for song number four. Great.

That's Iggy Azalea. Black Widow. Black Widow, baby. Woo. Your alter ego? Black Widow, baby. Is this? You like?

I love Iggy Azalea. This Iggy Azalea song. It's a banger. You know who's on it? Your alter ego? Enjoy your weekend, mate. Enjoy that fuel. Brian and Clint, back in a moment. ZM. Brian and Clint. I'm very excited because Clint doesn't know what's about to happen. I'm quite nervous about whatever is about to happen. You're very confused because it's secret. Yeah. But look, we've organised a special guest for you. Right.

But it's going to be a little bit different and the audience doesn't know what's going on, but you'll find out when Clint finds out. Right. But it's going to be a little bit different and the audience doesn't know what's going on, but you'll find out when Clint finds out. Right. Now, to go meet this person, they actually can't come into the studio. Why? Because there's some technical issues. Okay. They're not sick or anything.

I'll just mention that. They're fine. Is this like a COVID issue? No, no, no. It's not a COVID issue, I promise. Okay. You have to right now take your headphones off and you're going to have to make your way up towards the Empire Pub

where we sometimes go for a few drinks. Right. Just right now while the break's on? Right now while the break's on. Producer Ben will hand you a phone so we can talk to you. Off you go. You've got to go meet your special guest because they are going to be waiting on the corner.

So he's leaving the studio now. Can you hear us? Okay, he's not up yet. Can he actually hear us? Can you hear me? I've got you. I can hear you now. Look, your special guest isn't going to stay there for very long. So make sure you walk quite briskly. We're jogging towards the Empire Tavern, which is about a three-minute walk from where we are. Okay, perfect. Now, you're going to see the special guest around about, do you know the corner as you cross Graham Street?

Okay, so the corner where the Empire Tavern is, yeah? No, the corner closer to the building, closer to work. Okay. So you've got to cross the road and then wait at that corner. Okay. All right. I'm so excited for you. This is going to be fun.

I'm in position. I'm with Anastasia. Should we go this way? All right. I am so confused as to what's going on. Producer Anastasia is positioning Clint outside our work building because we've organised a surprise for him. Whereabouts are you right now?

Can you describe? I'm in position. I'm on the corner of Graham Street. I can see the traffic jam because of the Haller Bridge. Okay. What else can you see? I don't see anybody around. What's in your eyeline?

Can you see anyone? Can you see anything? I can see some bus drivers walking towards... You son of a bitch. Hey! What can you see? You put me on a billboard in this Wallabies jersey. No!

That's right. We've put you on a 50-metre high billboard wearing a Wallabies jersey saying, Go Wallabies! I have lived the most low-key life for the last however many days, so as few people could see this as possible. And then you go and put me on an enormous billboard and rush out in traffic. I've just realised there's a traffic jam on that road, and the billboard is humongous.

And guess what? It's going to be there all weekend, so everyone knows you're a true blue Wallaby supporter. Oh, hey, fantastic. You know, I'm just glad it's finally out there. I'm glad I can... Hey, all I've got to say, Clint, is... This is what that fake photo shoot was for.

You're welcome, mate. You're welcome. We'll see you back in the studio. Right now, talk dirty Jason Derulo on ZM with Brain Clip. What does it say? Get jazzy. Kia ora. I'm Simon Bound, and I host Business Is Boring,

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I love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Brie and Clint. Friday Oki! This week for Friday Okie It's going down in one of the worst traffic jams Auckland has seen in a very, very long time

So there are probably more people than ever About to be punished by this shocking cover That we're about to do I wish it wasn't this week If it's your first time listening Bree and I challenge each other to a singing competition Which neither of us can do. We spend 15 minutes only with a professional audio engineer,

and we do a different song each week. This week I'm wearing a Wallabies jersey for five days straight to raise money for the Cancer Society. So I thought let's go all in and do an Australian song, Vanessa Amorosi. Comeback queen. Comeback queen? Emma Rossi. Comeback queen. Comeback queen?

Yeah, she's made like three different comebacks. Has she? Yeah, one recently. Well, she's about to make another one. Oh, no. Because she's about to make her ZM debut. That's not true. We've played her song plenty of times.

I was going to say. She's about to make her Friday Oaky debut. She is. As per the rules, seeing as I picked the song, I'll go first. Then straight after that, you'll hear Bree's attempt. And then we'd like you guys to vote. I would like to say sorry in advance. And just remember, I believe it's all about energy.

That's what I've gone for. So this is an energetic attempt at Vanessa Amorosi. Franklin. Absolutely everybody Everybody Everybody needs a little loving Everybody needs somebody thinking of them Everybody needs a little respect And whatever it takes I'm gonna get it Everybody needs a hand to hold Someone to cling to when the nights are getting cold

I'm no different, I am just the same A player in the game Absolutely everybody, everybody, everybody Absolutely everybody in the whole wide world Absolutely everybody, every boy and every girl. Absolutely everybody. Everybody. Energy plus.

Energy and then some. Well, it brought me a lot of joy. I realised very early that that song was not for me. So I was like, you either go all in or what's the point? It's not for anyone that can't sing, which is both of us. So I think that was a really good effort. Thank you very much. That was very good.

And I'm really excited to hear your attempt. Because you are Australian. Oh, it's not starting well. So you should have a competitive advantage here. All right, here it is, my attempt at Vanessa Amorosi. Vanina. Here we go. Absolutely everybody Everybody Absolutely everybody

Everybody needs a little loving Everybody needs somebody thinking of them Everybody needs a little respect And whatever it takes I'm gonna get it Everybody needs a hand to hold So what's it cling to when the nights are getting cold? I'm no different, I'm just the same

A player in the game Absolutely everybody, everybody, everybody Absolutely everybody in, everybody Absolutely everybody In the whole wide world Everybody breathe And everybody needs Absolutely everybody Yeah, yeah

Everybody Everybody Woo! Whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah Everybody Come on Everybody Everybody. Woo. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Everybody. Come on. Everybody.

Absolutely everybody. Holy crap. I'm going to fall down. Why was it extra long? It didn't need to be extra long. I had to put a bit of extra spice and everything nice on the end. Someone just texted and said, I'm laughing so hard I had to pull over and I've woken my baby up.

See, this is what this segment should sound like, okay? My stomach hurts from laughing. Someone has to win this, okay? And we need you guys to tell us who that is. We want five votes on 0800 dials at M right now. All right. Who did the best Vanessa Amorosi for Friday?

Everybody! Let's do it for Friday. Bree and Clint. Friday Ooty! You just heard two absolutely. God, they were ripping, weren't they? Very, very good. Highly professional.

I just want to read out one text. Well-tuned covers of Vanessa Amorosi. Someone texted her and they said, this is gold. Hi from the Immigration New Zealand Department. Our office is laughing so hard. And might I say, please don't deport me after that.

Might I say, those guys need a laugh at the moment. Yeah, they do. Pleased to be of service this afternoon. You're welcome. That's the idea. guys need a laugh at the moment. Yeah, they do. pleased to be of service this afternoon. You're welcome. That's the idea. You heard my Vanessa Amorosi. Absolutely everybody.

Everybody. Was that all I get in my highlight this week? God, it must have been bad. Yeah, it's not good. And Breeze. Absolutely everybody. Yeah, yeah.

Everybody. Everybody. Yeah. Everybody. Woo! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Everybody. Come on. Everybody. Absolutely everybody. Stop.

Please. I chatted with Whitney Houston in that, I think. Did you? Yeah. Did you hear that note? I just took it all the in that, I think. Did you? Yeah. Did you hear that note? I just took it all the way to the end zone. Posthumously. Whitney 2020.

Okay, we've got to find a winner. And Kieran was the first one through. G'day, Kieran. Hi, Kieran. Hi. Happy Friday. How are you? I'm good.

How are you? We're so sorry. Who's your Vanessa Amorosi this week? Who's got it? Oh, you're both pretty bad, but Clint's was the most hilarious. Thank you. I appreciate it. Thanks, Kieran.

You've been very honest and kept it real. We appreciate it. Nikita's here. Hi, Nikita. Happy Friday. Hi. Happy Friday. Who are you voting for this afternoon?

I'm going to have to vote for Bree today. She definitely took that one home. Appreciate that, Nikita. Was it the end note? Yeah. Pardon? Was it the end? The note at the end?

It was all of them. I thought Bree's was quite true to form, true to the original. So, yeah, good point. For sure, for sure. Thank you, Nikita. Someone's just texted and said, you can tell the other people that are in traffic listening to ZM right now. The other one's rapidly turning their radio off.

Rebecca's here. Hi, Rebecca. Hi, Bec. Hi. Happy Friday. Who are you voting for in Friday-oke? Well, as somebody that's run karaoke for over 20 years, if you can't be good, make it entertaining.

So I'm voting for Brie. Appreciate that, Bec. Are you telling me mine was, make it entertaining. So I'm voting for Bree. Appreciate that, Bec. Are you telling me mine was bad and not entertaining? It was both. It was bad but entertaining. Yeah, right. Thank you, Rebecca. Hayden's here. Hey, Hayden. G'day, Hayden. Kia ora, Fano.

Kia ora, Hayden. How was that? For the boys. You've got to back me up here. Come on. Get me in the game. Back in the girls. Well, look, look Just before I vote I just had one question Do you pre-listen to that Before it goes live? No, we don't

No, so we're not allowed to That's part of the deal We do all the work And then the final mix We don't hear Until it goes to air That's why you probably Hear us laughing

Interesting Very interesting Well, the issue is Hayden, we only have 15 minutes So you've got to spend That whole 15 minutes On performance Okay? And then the rest I used every last second Every second counts here Yeah Interesting. Well, the issue is, Hayden, we only have 15 minutes, so you've got to spend that whole 15 minutes on performance, okay? And then the rest...

I used every last second this week. Every second counts here. Yeah. It does, yeah. Who's your vote for? I'm going to have to back the boys and go Clint. Go the Warriors, Lashgoal. Lashgoal, go the Warriors.

It's our year, baby. Thank you, Hayden. I appreciate it. We're at tie break. This is good. Oh, yeah, tie break. This is what we need. Ben.

G'day, Ben. Hello, Ben. G'day, Ben. Hello, Ben. G'day. How you going? Okay, no gender prejudice here. This is purely opinion. Performance. Professional impartial opinion. Who did it for you, Ben? So, just a quick comment. I would

like to say that, Brie, you're a little bit pitchy, but you really have it at home. Yep. Clint, I mean, you tried your best, but you really have it at home. Clint, I mean, you tried your best, but you know, that back up swinging, mate, it was so off. It was so bad. Okay, Simon Cowell.

No, I love it, Ben. I love it. So, I'm definitely voting for Bree. Yes! There you go. Thank you, Benny boy. She's done it. And to the victor goes the replay. Oh, we don't have to play that last night. No, Ben, you did this, mate.

This is your fault. Here we go. Absolutely everybody. Absolutely everybody. Woo! In the radio. Come on. Absolutely everybody. Someone's texted and said it sounds like the cats are fighting

I'll take that as a compliment actually Bree and Clint Bree and Clint's birthday banger Alright, birthday Banger for Friday Songs are getting shorter It's harder to get them done The trend is that songs are getting shorter And so it's getting harder and harder to organise Birthday Banger

We always do it over two songs But pop songs used to be three minutes and thirty seconds What we just played was Josh 685, two and a half minutes And Joel Corey, two minutes 45. I literally panicked and I was like, what do you mean it's on now? So you should see

Birthday Banger behind the scenes. Like, it's havoc. We might need to put some more RAM in that Birthday Banger computer. Anyway, we got it done and Nicole's here.

G'day, Nicole. Hi, Nicole. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, mate. How are you for a Friday? Yeah, not too bad, thank you. That's good.

Let's rip into your Birthday Banger. What's your birthday? 11th of May, 91. All right, you were 16 in 2007 on the 11th of May. And Nicole, here's your birthday banger. Avril. She was a mood, wasn't she? A big mood too, yeah.

No one could wear a tartan skirt and fishnet arm stockings without being compared to Avril Lavigne. Do you like your birthday banger? Yeah, it's a good throwback. It's a good throwback, yeah. I love some Avril. Okay, wait there. We've got one for Andy. G'day, Andy.

G'day, Andy. Yeah, kia ora, how are ya? Kia ora. Good, mate. What's your birthday? So it's the 1st of the 10th, 1981. Sorry. Andy, you were 16 in 2007.

I'm not getting confused. I'm laughing about your thing, Bruce. Friday Okie. It's quite alarming, isn't it? You were 16 in 2007 on the 1st of October. And Andy, this is your birthday banger. Yeah, you're not going to believe it. You're kidding me. it. You're welcome.

I'm totally lying, by the way. Can you imagine if it actually was? Your birthday banger is this one. You want to talk about a mood, Soulja Boy was a mood. Yeah. He had a couple of hits. That's a good banger. It's a great banger, yeah. Andy, you've got a good one.

Good work, Andy. Okay, wait there. We'll do one more for Rachel. G'day, Rachel. Hello, Rachel. Hey, guys. Rachel. Hello there, Rachel.

G'day. How's it going? Not bad. That's good. How's. Hello there, Rachel. G'day. How are you going? Not bad. That's good. How's your Friday going, Rachel? Oh, it's going. Yeah, sounds about right. It's going.

Cool. Let's do your birthday banger, Rach. What's your birthday? Well, mine's vintage. Oh, we love vintage. Mine's the 20th of October, 1972. Oh, not too vintage. You were 16 in 1988 on the 20th of October. And, too vintage. You were 16 in 1988

on the 20th of October. And Rach, here's your birthday banger. Wow. I love this song. Who is this? Robert Palmer. Robert Palmer in Simply Irresistible. Do you like it?

I love it. Yeah? It's a good one, Rach. Did they remix this song into It's Hip to Be a Square? Doop doop at anywhere. No, I think they're just very... It's Hip to Be a Square. I don't know, actually.

They might have. They're very similar either way. Okay. Wait there, Rach. Soulja Boy, Avril Lavigne, Simply Irresistible. I like them all. I like them all too. They're very different.

Yeah, they're all very different. What do we want for a Friday? Avril is a great song with great energy, but it definitely still gets played on ZM. I think it's a crank that for a Friday headed into the weekend. Right? It's weird enough and different enough. And Andy seemed like good value too. Everyone did,

but Andy especially. Andy, you know what? Let's do it. You've won birthday banger. It's on. Crank that. Have a great weekend, man. Thanks for playing birthday banger. Here you go, Bree and Clint. It's at him. Three times from left to right. Crack that soul, now what? Soulja Boy up in it, oh Why me crank it, why me roll? Why me crack that Soulja Boy? That Superman that, oh

Now why me, you? Crack that Soulja Boy Now why me, you? Crack that Soulja Boy Now why me, you? Crack that Soulja Boy Now why me, you? Crack that Soulja Boy

Now why? Soulja Boy up in it, oh Why me lean that, why me walk? Superman that, oh Yeah, why me crack that Robocop? Superbred, now why me jock? Jockin' on them, hate them, man When I do that Soulja Boy I lean to the left and crack that Robocop? Super bread, now why me jock? Jocking on them, hate them, man. When I do that, Soulja Boy, I live to live.

Then crack that thing now. You! I'm jocking on you, I'm jocking on you. And if we get to fight, then I'm cocking on you. Then I'm cocking on you. You catch me at your local party. Yes, I crack it every day. Haters get mad, cause I got me some baby, mate.

Soulja Boy, I'm in it. Why me crack it? Why me roll? Why me crack that Soulja Boy? That Superman, now why me? I got me some baby niggas. Superman Me soldier boy on the man. They be looking at my name saying it's the This Dumb Rumble Superman Superman Now what? Superman Why me crank that Soulja Boy? Now what? Soulja Boy, I've been in. Why me crank it? Why me roll? Why me crank that Soulja Boy? That's Superman. Now what?

Why me crank that Soulja Boy? Now what? Why me crank that Soulja Boy? Now what? Why me crank that Soulja Boy? Sit in, bring a cleanse. Why me crank that Soulja Boy? Now what? Soulja Boy and Crank That.

He invested in a soap company. We talked about this the other day. Oh yeah, just before COVID. Just before COVID hit and he is making bank. Is that the real conspiracy? Did Soulja Boy start COVID-19? Should we get that started?

Soulja Boy, tell me. Soulja Boy's in the Illuminati. That's what all that writing on the sunglasses means. Yeah. I think the writing on the sunglasses just means soldier boy. I watched an episode of him on MTV Cribs. You know when they did that show back in the day?

And they turned up and, I mean, you know what that show's like. It's like big superstars and mansions and stuff. Yeah. And they turned up and he lived in like a three bedroom brick house. Oh really? And he had like cool stuff inside the house

but it was just this tiny like suburban house. If you want to blow your own mind this weekend, Google celebrities who faked their house on MTV Cribs. Oh.

A bunch of them rented houses. MTV was like, we want to do a Cribs on you. So the manager was like, your house sucks. We're going to rent you this mansion and pretend that you live there. Are you serious?

And when MTV comes over, because MTV Cribs was so big, we'll go, yeah, yeah, this is your house. You're balling now. Really? Also, if you're going on a Google deep dive this weekend, Google Soulja Boy Drake ripoff and watch the video where Soulja Boy accuses Drake of stealing his flow on the song that he got famous on.

It will blow your mind. Oh, my God. Bree and Clint. Hey, I've got some serious political beef to report on this afternoon. Call me John Campbell because I've got the scoop, baby. Oh, look out. This is beef between the Green Party and the Labour Party, who are not meant to have beef with each other.

They're meant to be friends. They're meant to be coalition parties. Swarbricks. They're meant to be lefty, lefty, friendy, friendies. Have you seen the Green Party sweatshirt that Chloe Swarbrick has worn before? Chloe Swarbrick is fast becoming a fashion icon because of this sweatshirt here. I'm going to show it to you on the screen.

It's like a crew neck green sweatshirt that Chloe wears and it says greens on it. She's worn it to a few events. It's ended up on Instagram. It was so popular that it sold out. The Green Party put it on their website and they can't make them fast enough. Popular.

Yeah. I mean, I hope they're made from ethical cotton. Do you reckon it's because people are like, being like, oh, green. Like. Oh, like the green. The green. Like the green stuff. Yeah.

Maybe. Maybe that's part of it. Anyway, it's blown up. It's been huge for the Green Party. It's one of their best things they've got. Here's a picture of Chloe Swarbrick wearing it. I'm going to show you this one. See?

There's her out there. She looks great. So it's cool, right? Suits her. It's full 90s chic and it's becoming a total mood. The Labour Party have gone, love that for us.

We're going to give this a go too. So what I'm about to show you is the new Labour Party merchandise that you can purchase. Oh no. It's literally the sweatshirt version Of that meme

Where it goes Hey can I copy your homework And it says Yeah but change it a little bit So no one realises It's the same It's a red Old school

Crew neck Crew neck sweatshirt That says labour Across the chest She would have made it a hoodie Chloe's not happy Is she not Someone's tweeted it

To Chloe Swarbrick And they've gone Hey Chloe, Chloe, seen this? And you know what? She's replied. What'd she reply? Oh. That's it. She's retweeted it with the comment, oh.

Oh. Oh, no. She ain't happy. I'd love to just know what's going through politicians' heads sometimes. It's like a different, it's kind of like celebrity beef. And we don't really have celebrities in New Zealand that are big enough. So we ended up focusing on the politicians. Yeah.

They become the celebrities. Yeah. And so I'm like, oh, what's Judith going to release? Oh, I wonder if Jacinda's going to jump in on this. Yeah. Or if Jacinda wears the sweatshirt, it's all on. If Jacinda wears the red Labour Party, Green Party replica sweatshirt, it's all on.

My main question is, who the hell is buying a political sweatshirt? In 2020, who's going, yeah, that's what I want to wear on the weekend. I want to wear, and weekend. I want to wear. And I don't care the party. That's not politically motivated. It's not about the party.

Whatever party you support, who's going, I love this party so much, I'm going to wear this sweatshirt. It is very interesting, isn't it? Go to Cotonon and get a Whitney Houston hoodie. It'd be like going into your favourite supermarket and going, I wonder if they sell supermarket branded hoodies here. Love to wear one.

Yeah, or going, I buy my fuel from Mobil. What if I can get some Mobil undies? I love Mobil. They're the sponsor of our show. I don't need to wear them on my body. No, see, I'd like those. Actually, yeah, contractually,

I need to say that I would love to do that too. There are Mobil undies up for grabs I'm going to do a photo shoot with you in mobile undies next week I'm incredibly keen Next week, I need like four years to get into shape I told you I found if not the worst dentist in the world Then definitely top three baby Top three worst dentists of all time

Who else is in the top three? There's actually a powerhouse Top three, baby. Top three worst dentists of all time. Who else is in the top three? Oh. There's no... Oh, God, no. Don't. Honestly, I can't. That was actually a power drill. It wasn't a dentist drill. I couldn't find a dentist drill.

God. I don't know who the other dentists are, but I'll tell you this story, and then you tell me where he ranks, okay? Okay. So a guy from Alaska, his name is Seth Lockhart. This is a real story.

I'm just going to play you the news article about this guy. Okay. And it explains what he did. So this is a truehart. This is a real story. I'm just going to play you the news article about this guy. Okay. And it explains what he did. So this is a true story? This is a true story. This is a real news article about this guy, this dentist called Seth. Okay. Have a listen.

The patient in this video testified that she never knew that Dr. Seth Lockhart extracted her tooth while riding a hoverboard until she was contacted by investigators. She was sedated during the operation. You were not sedated. And Dr. LeCarte came into that operatory on a hoverboard. What would you have said to him? I would have said, hell no. No.

I mean, that's so unprofessional. So unprofessional. Oh, my God. I mean, seeing Jason Derulo on a hoverboard Is one thing but not your dentist Well she never saw him Well she wouldn't have seen him Except that Seth while she was unconscious

Had the nurse Film him do it on the hoverboard Because shakabra That's not on He texted the video of him on the hoverboard To eight of his friends It's not funny It's not funny It's not funny

It's not funny But it did happen He's going to jail For twelve years What? Yes He's going to jail For twelve years

The hoverboard thing Isn't the only thing That he did I was like For that He's going to jail For twelve years I mean it speaks

To his character He hoverboarded While removing People's teeth. He applied anesthesia, you know, where they knock you out, even though he wasn't trained to apply it. Oh, okay. Well, that's definitely a jailable offense.

He also let office staff pull some of the teeth out. He was like, hey, do you guys want to have a go at this? Come in here. And he let the lady who works on the desk pull out the tooth. So he's gone to jail for 12 years. What an absolute crazy person. My question is, what about the person who filmed him and was like, yeah, crack up, bro. Yeah, yeah.

What about the office lady who was like, yeah, let me yank one of these teeth out? Where is this dentist's office? You know? I'm in shock Yeah Yeah Anyway There's a few jobs I can think of

Where you definitely shouldn't be riding a hoverboard What are they? What are they? Dentistry's one Brain surgery's another Brain surgery, yeah Don't hoverboard Although brain surgery's very smart

They might be able to do both Also any doctor doing a pap smear I'm just going to say no It's a big no.