ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 19th 2018

Episode Date: September 19, 2018

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ZM! Let's go! Now let me see you dance! ZM's Brie and Clint. Afternoon everybody. Hey, producers, can we please formally caution our newsreader for repeating the fact that the All Blacks lost to the Springboks over the weekend? If we could just get all of that removed from the show.

Like, I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to hear about it. Why are we still talking about it? Why are we still talking about it? It's not news to me. No, I'm sorry. It was a great game though. It was a ripper of a game. How you going, mate? I'm good, how are you?

Really good. You've just literally given me a piece of the most sugary desserts I've ever had. Yeah, a bit of homemade rocky road. I love how producer Ben

sits up and he goes, what have you got in there? He's eating a bag of Doritos. You are listening to New Zealand's most health conscious radio show this afternoon. What I would do is I would get all you listening in in the next 45 minutes because straight after that, we're going to crash. Straight

off a sugar high. We're just going to go right down. The thing that I found weird is you go, I've got you a bit of lolly cake. Yeah. And I was like, what the hell is lolly cake? Yeah. And then I looked at it. It's Rocky Road. That's Rocky Road. I got it wrong. But you do know what lolly cake is, right? No. Oh, my God. What's lolly? Why is everyone looking at me weird? Oh, you need to try lolly cake.

What is lolly cake? People of New Zealand, text Bree and tell her how good lolly cake is, okay? 9696 because we'll get you some tomorrow. How have I been missing out on this my whole life? I don't know where to get it, but I'll find you some lolly cake before tomorrow's show. Call your dealer. Your lolly cake dealer. Obviously today we're going

to continue the search for the bisexual. From the LGBT community, big news today as well. Did you hear that some high profile celebrities have come out as gay? Who? And as a couple. This is exciting. You may know these two from your childhood. See if you recognise these people. Of course I like you, Arnie. You may know these two from your childhood. See if you recognise

these people. Of course I like you, Ernie. You're my best friend. Oh, well, that's great, because you're my best friend too. Oh, cute. Bert and Ernie. It's been confirmed

by the guy who wrote their characters that they're gay and they're a couple. Because there was always the rumours. Sesame Street, Bert and Ernie. Finally, they can say it out loud.

About time they could live in happiness. Maybe they can finally get one bed. Next on the show, we want to talk about something that I think nobody listening to this show does. I know that's almost like a challenge, but it's something that you found Simon Cowell does, right? So Simon Cowell has done this recently in his life, and I'm going to go with you on this.

I don't think anyone listening right now will have done it. In fact, that is a challenge. We'll tell you what it is after brand new music from the Chainsmokers. This has just dropped. It features Kelsey Ballerini. It's called This Feeling. Bree and Clint, ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint.

ZM, brand new music. Hot, hot, hot. Oh, oh, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot. It's just come straight out of the oven, the CD. I've just... Hot buns. Yeah, just take... Oh, take another CD player.

It's new from the Chainsmokers. It's from Kelsey Bellarini and the Chainsmokers. It's called This Feeling. I liked it. Yeah. Yesterday on Ellen, Simon Cowell dropped an absolute bombshell. Oh, his hair is a wig. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

He purposefully shrinks his T-shirts in the dryer. No. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, no, I don't know. He's got one black T-shirt that he just washes. No, he said something on The Ellen Show yesterday, which I don't think anyone listening now can relate to. But I like it.

I think it's interesting. This is what happened. I heard you gave up your cell phone. Yes. You really did. I really, really did. Do you own a cell phone? No. I went one month and then I went two months. I sound like an alcoholic here. And then I realised I'm not doing this so much. I'm doing that. I'm more present. I've got a better memory. And if people want to get hold of you, they get a hold of you. It just becomes a distraction. There was one day I remember when I lost it and it was worse than losing a wallet. I was like, oh my god, and I thought, you know what?

It's a bloody phone. Who cares? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. One of the most important men in the music industry doesn't have a cell phone. Doesn't own one? You know why he would have done it, eh? Why? Busy, sick of getting texts from Liam asking him to get One Direction

back together. Please. Louis would have been texting him as well. Louis? Yeah. Louis and Liam, yeah. Both of them would have been texting him. Please get Harry back. Pretty big thing though for someone who's obviously as important as he is. Look, I love the idea of it.

In theory, the idea of unplugging from the Matrix and not having a phone, fantastic. I couldn't do it. Because guess what? Back in the day, people used to live like that. Yeah, but were they really living? Like, were they really living? They were living more than what we're living now, I'd say.

When they had a delicious meal or went on a holiday to somewhere sunny, how did we know about it? We never saw the photos. Well, that's true. There was no Instagram. I went to the movies the other night. My flatmate Annabelle pulls out her phone to play that game

that she's addicted to. In the movies? Yes, in the movies. I'm going to give it a break in the movies. I'm just going to look up Simon Cowell and see if he's got Instagram because – Well, he probably doesn't because he doesn't have a phone anymore. He's got 1.3 million followers, and the last time he uploaded was the 21st of June.

Wow. So he's definitely given it up. He's really given it up. Well done. I feel like you would live your life differently. I feel like you'd live your life stressed. Because people expect to be able to get hold of you. And they expect to do it.

Like today, I was 10 minutes late for our meeting. And I was like, oh for our meeting and I was like oh god but I'll just text the guys I'll just text the guys what happened in the 90s were you just late for things

and you just show up you just look like a real arse yeah because you'd be late and you wouldn't have told anyone about it what happens if you go to meet up with a friend

and something happens yeah and then you can't call them I don't understand what if you're on a first date like what if you've organised a first date I don't understand. What if you're on a first date? Like what if you've organised a first date? I don't know how you organised it without Tinder, by the way.

You actually talk to someone in person. And you've got a flat tyre and you can't show up. The person just sits at the restaurant by themselves feeling like an absolute loser because they've been stood up because you can't message them and go, hey, sorry, I've got a flat tyre. What do people do when they wake up in the morning and they can't scroll through Instagram? Ew, talk to your partner.

We said at the start of this, we don't reckon anyone listening is in this situation. Not a ZDM listener, right? That doesn't own a phone. Doesn't have a phone. I mean, they could still be listening right now because they'd still have a radio. Yeah, you could. Yeah, yeah. Because some people listen on their phones.

This would be hard to do because I don't know how you'd do it. This is ridiculous. But. 0800 dial ZM. Call us right now if you don't own a cell phone. Yeah. I know that sounds. Do it however you want.

Well, technically they could use someone else's phone. Go to a pay phone. If you have a landline, if those still exist. Yeah, use your grandma's landline. We just, I don't know if we'll get anybody. But let's see if we can. Remember the Udians? The Udian?

Uniden. Uniden? Mate, it was a long time ago. Uniden is someone who had their nuts cut off, isn't it? No, no, that's something else. No, that's different, mate. All right, let's see who we get. Z is brilliant, Clint.

Simon Cowell, one of the most famous guys in the music industry, revealed on The Ellen Show yesterday that he doesn't own a cell phone. He got rid of it and he reckons his life's better. He reckons he's more organised, more present. His memory is better. And his memory's better. He said, if someone wants to get in touch with you, they will find a way.

What, are they going to show up to your house? That's inconvenient. Yeah, what does that mean? You can ignore a text. You can't ignore someone who's standing on your front doorstep. Well, you can, but you have to hide in the kitchen. Just think about all the things that you use your phone for. The calendar.

Yeah. I mean, ringing people, texting people, Facebook, Instagram. Organising food, getting information. Oh my God. Everything. Oh my God. Transport. He wouldn't have Uber Eats. He wouldn't have an iPod.

Far out. He wouldn't have Uber. He wouldn't have Uber and he wouldn't have Uber Eats. We sound so first world problem right now. I know, but this is the world we live in now. This is what we've grown up in. We asked a very tough question. Call us if you

don't have a phone. And we understand how stupid that sounds. After we said it, Bree goes, oh, I forgot to tell them that they can text as well. No, they can't. They literally cannot text us. Somehow, two people have managed to get hold of us. I want to know how they've done this.

Obviously, there's a landline, there's public phones, there's a way. Corey. Let's find out. Corey. Yes. You don't have a phone? No, I don't. I use my partner's.

What? Wait. Corey, have you ever had a phone? Yeah, back in like 2012. And why did you get rid of it? Because I got a job with a company phone and I never, I got another job after that and I never really got another phone. Right, so you had to give the phone back

and then you were like, oh, I'll get around to it, never did. Yeah, I couldn't afford the one I wanted. Corey, Corey, Corey, Corey, it's Clint. Live with me. Did you have your phone privileges removed by your missus? No, not this year. How annoying for her that every time you're like,

oh, can I please text my mate? She has to get her phone out for you. Corey, how does she feel when you want to use her phone to go on Tinder? That would be a bit awkward if I asked her on that one if she found out. How does she feel about never having any browser history on her phone? She's like, babe, every website I go to, all my cookies are missing. It's gone. I don't understand what's going on.

Yeah, she doesn't like it when I remove all the tabs either. Corey's on board with the joke. Very interesting. I like it. Well, actually, last question, Corey. Do you like not having a phone? Actually, to be honest, I kind of do. Yeah.

Makes it easier to sneak around, you know? Yeah, classic dude, though. Like, just, oh, I see. Yeah. But classic dude, just relying on your missus to do everything for you again. I do it. I'm not a huge criticism, but...

You do do it. Your wife literally has dinner for you every night, even when she's not there. Yeah. Yeah. I'm very lucky. Don't pretend like that sort of thing. I'm very blessed.

That's the thing. You're very blessed. Kat, you don't have a phone. No, I don't. How are you talking to us? I'm using one of the kids' toy phones from the suitcase. What? What?

What do you mean? I've kept pretty much every phone I've had to the point that I'll knock here, you know, in a flip-top pinkalicious. You're using a retired phone that you give to them to play with? No, it's not retired. It costs, like, when I brought it, it was $10 from Vodafone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and I've just given it to $10 from Vodafone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I've just given it to the kids after I finished using it.

Wait, wait a minute. Your kids are playing with a live phone that has a SIM card in it. No, the SIM card I found because my partner just changes a SIM card every 10 minutes, pretty much. For a $10 phone? Wait, yeah, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Kat, Kat, Kat. Why is your partner changing SIM cards so much?

Um, yeah. What? Kat. Mmm. Kat, no, let's not. Actually, no, don't. Now, now, now, now, rule one of interrogation school is

do not incriminate yourself, but if I said the word burner phone to you, do you know what that is? Yeah, yeah. No, these phones aren't burner phones, but they're probably burner sims. Hey, Kat, can you just ask them where I can buy some good speed dealers from? I'm in the market for some new sunnies. Kat, this phone call is legally being terminated now,

but we appreciate you calling us. Thank you very much. Thank you. If you're in trouble, cough once. Zee's Brain Club. Any aspiring thieves? What? Burglars, listen up. Think of this as an educational piece. Not encouraging it.

Who's aspiring to be that? You never know what people's goals are. There is a man who at the moment is being sentenced for burgling again, bad thing to do, a warehouse stationery store. It was in Auckland. It was the

Mount Wellington Warehouse Stationery. I was going to say, which one? Specifically. Maybe you're not. My brother used to work at Warehouse Stationery. He knows what wasn't him. Stationery just gets me excited for some reason. How does this sound to you? Oh, here we go. Smiggle. That's the good stuff.

Paper bus. Anyway, it wasn't one of those. It was the warehouse stationery. He broke into the store by cutting through the wall of the building with a saw. I mean fitting. And stole $15,000 worth of stuff.

Whoa! Yeah, yeah, yeah. How many staplers does that make? I know, right? They've got computers in there and cameras and all that sort of stuff. Oh, they do have electronics, don't they? You want to go for the small things that are worth a high value.

Okay. Not that I know, but if I was going to. Again, not a good idea. Because he's being sentenced at the moment, some more details have come out about the robbery and how he was caught. So police have said it was quite a sophisticated operation

and it was nothing short of It doesn't sound sophisticated. He used a saw and went through the wall. I know, but they're saying he almost got away with it. I'm just picturing like Mission Impossible. And then you just see a saw cutting a big circle. Do you reckon he cut like a human shape out of the wall to walk through?

No, I reckon it was like a rectangle. Human shape's too difficult. Do you want to know how they caught him? Yeah, how? So he got in, got out with all the stuff. They never recovered the stuff. He basically got away scot-free, except he left one piece of

incriminating evidence behind. While he was in the warehouse stationary, he's like, well, I'm robbing the place. I might as well go for gold. He did number twos in the toilet? No. No? He grabbed himself a Gatorade out of the fridge. Drank the Gatorade in the store and then left it.

He left it there? So he left a bottle covered in his DNA inside the store. then left it. He left it there? So he left a bottle covered in his DNA inside the store. Oh, rookie mistake. How thirsty are you if you need to take a drinks break in the middle of a robbery? Because I haven't done any robberies. Well, you hesitated then. You stuttered over that.

No, I meant to say any. I haven't done any robberies, but I imagine it's a get in, get out type situation. I'm not thinking there's like a halftime where you stop for oranges and a drink kind of thing. Like, have a drink before you go. Keep a drink. Look, I said if you're a spying burglar,

keep a drink in the car, have a skull before you go in, and then hydrate again straight afterwards. Didn't you know Gatorade's the number one halftime drink for all burglars? That's on their you know Gatorade's the number one halftime drink for all burglars? That's on their campaign for Gatorade. Yeah, right? So anyway,

he's being sentenced at the moment. Four and a half years in prison. How's that? Is that it? What? Oh, should he get less? Four and a half years? That's ages for 15 grand. I mean, again, I'm not trying to, where do I sit on this issue?

Seriously. Where do I sit on this issue? Clint, when he was younger, what do you want to be when you grow up? A burglar. I'm anti it.

I'm anti it. If anything, the four and a half years should deter you from trying it because that's so much. That is so long. So long.

I hope they've got a good Gatorade in prison. Zedian's brilliant Clint. Shakespeare, Shazam. The Pop-Up Globe returns this summer with a brand new season. You can find details at popupglobe.co.nz. It's in Auckland. It's out by the Ellerslie Racecourse.

It starts on the November 16th. You can book tickets right now. And to celebrate, we have a prize. Two flights to Sydney to attend Pop-Up Globe over there. You and a friend go to Sydney, have a great trip. Flights and accommodation. Flights and accommodation, baby. I've really enjoyed playing this game this week, Shakespeare Shazam. Yeah. We've gotten a Shakespearean performer to perform some popular songs that you would hear on ZM's playlist. Yes. It's great. They really change the way the

song is. And I feel like maybe they bring out the true meaning of the song. Like I didn't think Fifth Harmony's work from home could get any more sexy, but it did. Giving it a go today is Erin. Hey Erin. Hi Erin. Hello guys. How are you? I'm good. That's good. We're about to play

you your Shakespeare's Shazam track for the day. Now, in the past we've let people interrupt when they think they know what it is. I'd like you to wait to the end, okay? I'd like you to hear the whole thing. Okay. All right, Erin, so we're going to need the name of the artist and the name of the song. Okay.

All right, here we go. When you're ready, Clint. I feel you creeping. I can see you from my shadow Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallardo Maybe go to my place and just kick it like Tybo And possibly bend you over Look back and watch me smack that all on the floor. Smack that!

Give me some more. Smack that till you get sore. Smack that! Oh, oh, oh, oh! Smack that. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Smack that. All on the floor. Smack that. Give me some more. Hold on, wait. I need to have a cigarette. Hold on.

I don't even smoke. Quick breather and we're back. Hey, I think that guy had a bit too much of a good time. Erin. Hello. You're still there. Hey, I think that guy had a bit too much of a good time. Erin. Hello. You're still there. What did you think of that, Erin? Oh, my gosh, that was interesting.

Have you been able to recognise what song that is? Well, I'm going for Smack That. Yes. And I'm going for Acorn. Oh, well done. Very well done. Well done. Jolly good show, Erin.

Very well done. Just done. Jolly good show, Erin. Very well done. Just wonderful. Lovely work. You have a one in five chance of heading to Sydney. Thanks to Pop-Up Globe. We'll draw that on Friday. And if you win, we'll give you a call on the show, okay? That will be awesome.

Thanks, guys. Okay. Have a great afternoon, Erin. Lovely work. Cheerio. ZDM's Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. That's right. We get your birthdays. We figure out what was top of the charts on your 16th birthday and then we play one of those songs in full. Welcome to the show, Nikki. Hi, Nikki.

Hi, how's it going? Good, how are you? Good, thank you. That's good. What's your birthday? 20th of June, 1989. Okay, Nikki, you were 16 in 2005 on the 20th of June, and this is your birthday banger.

Oh, what are the chances? Did you hear us do Akon before in that Shakespeare Shazam thing? Yeah, I did. Yeah, right. Akon, getting some love on ZM today. If it was smack that, I think you would have been straight through to the winner's platform, but it's pretty good. Do you remember that one, Nikki?

You like it? Yeah, actually, I think you can sing it like a chipmunk. It sounds the same. So true. Not wrong. What was that laugh? Rebecca. Rebecca.

What was that laugh? All right. Okay. Rebecca. Too far? Took it too far, didn't I? Rebecca, are you there? Hi, Bec.

Yes, I sure am. I'm here. Take some of the heat off me, girl. Come on, help me out here. How are you, Bec? I'm good. How are you guys? Good, thank you.

What's your birthday? The 3rd of October, 1992. Oh. We've got it wrong. I thought it was 1982. Oh. Oh, no. Well, would you like to know what your birthday banger was

if your birthday was in 1982? You're right. All right. Only because it's good. This was number one on the 3rd of October in 1998. Oh, right, when Rebecca was six. So this is when you were six, Beck. Still good.

Still a good one. Still a good one. All right. Let's give it another go and hope you've done better with this one. Sorry, guys. Sorry, team. Waka, hi. Hi, Waka.

Hey, how's it going? Good, how are you? You're not bad yourself. That's good. Pretty good. What's your birthday? Oh, the 20th of the 3rd, 98. Okay, Waka.

Now, have you calculated this one correctly? No, I've got this one right. You were 16 in 2014 on the 20th of March, and this was top of the chart. Waka's happy. You like that, Waka? Oh, I love it. Good tune. I could die happy if I never heard that song again, to be honest with you.

But it's not about me. Well, kind of, as I have a vote. Do you want us to play that? As long as you like it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now he's questioning it. Would you like to hear Ghetto Superstar? Pardon? Oh, hang on.

Producers, what's up? Did you want to know the actual song for Rebecca? I think Beck would like to know. Is Beck still there? Beck, would you like to know your actual birthday banger? Yes, I really would. Okay. I didn't put my date at all.

Okay, if we had your birthday correct, this would have been your birthday banger. How's that? How does that make you feel? I love Pink. Yeah. Okay. Did you go see Pink the other week?

No, I would have not. Oh, she's gone. All right. What are we playing? She was awesome, by the way, Pink. So is Ghetto Superstar still in the mix? Ghetto Superstar. I want to hear Ghetto Superstar.

I'm voting for that. Are we going for Ghetto Superstar? No one's birthday banger. No one's birthday banger. But still a good bop. Bree and Clint, this is ZM. Look. Still a good bop. Bree and Clint, this is ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger.

Even though it was no one's birthday banger. That's Praz, Michael, ODB and Maya at Ghetto Superstar. What a tune. What a tune. Look, it was a clerical error, but I think we made the right decision in the end, right? You want to hear that over? I know Waka was passionate, but you want to hear that over Pharrell Happy, right?

Yeah, you always hear that. Yeah, I know. All right. ZDM's Brie and Clint. We've kicked off this week a competition or a dating show, which we're calling The Bisexualer. Yes. Which essentially, it's exactly like The Bachelor, but the main person on the show is going to be bisexual. Oh, that's controversial.

You can't do a bisexual one, can you? Pretty much the same. No, but it's weird, isn't it? You're talking about bisexuality on mainstream media. No, it's just... They can't do that. It's controversial. Some people will be offended by that. No, it's the same.

Oh, but what about morals and values and stuff like that? It's just a person dating people to try and find love. Oh, that's it. I'm leaving the station. Which is an opinion we haven't run up against too much and we're happy about that. Things are changing. Times have changed.

Attitudes need to change too. Let's make this sort of thing normal and let's run a competition like the bisexual. It's not a big deal. New Zealand's forward thinking. And I think it's, you know what I love about New Zealand? I feel like, and I was having a you know what I love about New Zealand I feel like and I was having a conversation with my flatmate last night which apparently New Zealand was the first country

ever to let women vote yeah you know it's the anniversary today yeah and that was that whole thing that the Herald did last night yeah yeah what an amazing country and I feel like New Zealand is literally um a great example it sets a great example for other countries. I mean, look how forward thinking they were with marriage equality in this country. Yeah. Happened years ago. Yeah, still took a long time.

Aussie happened last year. Yeah, actually that's a lot worse. Exactly right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think it's great. Well, you can do certain things like this to, you know, you can do it, like if we've got a big radio station like this, we might as well do it on this platform

to help speed the conversation up, I guess. And also, forget all that stuff. Let's try and make some love. No, hang on, wrong words. We don't want people to make love. Well, we do eventually. Let's try and find love. Yes.

Let's try and find someone some love. I mean, how good's love? It's good, yeah. It's what makes the world go around pretty much. Yeah, it does. So entries are open at the moment. If you would like to be the bisexual or date the bisexual, the best way to enter is on our Facebook page.

You can search ZM's Bree and Clint. You mentioned we've started to audition people. It's exciting talking to people that potentially could be our bisexual. We've had a couple of one-on-one meetings with some people today, actually. And we've started to go through, look, what are you looking for? Why do you want to do this? Where are you at relationship wise? And you asked a really good question today, I thought. This is a question that I often ask when I first start talking to someone. And I think it says a lot about someone, I guess, and you can get to kind of about someone, I guess, and

you can get to kind of know someone. This made me realize that dating you, you get down to business very fast. I do. I ask a lot of questions. Yeah. And I'm really interested in someone I'm going to date. And I asked, what are your three non-negotiables? Yeah.

Like when you're looking for someone, like what are your three non-negotiables? What are the things you won't compromise on? Exactly right. And what were yours? I mean, I want them to have a good sense of humour. I think that's super important, especially if you're dating me because I can be a bit of an idiot. So you mean not necessarily be able to make a joke,

they need to be able to take a joke. Both. Right. Both. I love people who love to laugh and not take anything anything too seriously live laugh love baby i think someone who's really down to earth yeah and maybe the last one someone who has their license that's the one i found weird because that's not a joke right no i was like and it kind of makes sense once you talk about it but at first i was like you need them a driver's license is a deal breaker for you.

It is a little bit, yeah. Because I said, if they were a 10 or like if they were an 11, you'd pick them up, wouldn't you? Yeah, for how long though? I don't want to be anyone's mum. I want someone to have their license because I think it shows, you know, that they've got their stuff together. This is where it started to make sense.

It's a wider indication of what they're like as a person, right? Yeah, and I hate to drive. Makes them a bit more motivated. Yeah. But you hate to drive. I hate driving. What's yours? Do you have any?

Well, this got me thinking because I didn't know if I did have non-negotiables. You literally were like, I don't think I have any. I'll take what I can get. Good philosophy, Clint. Even my wife Lucy says, God, you're easy sometimes. And maybe I am. That's a good way to be. But I've ended up with-

Literally an 11 out of 10. And I've lucked into it because I didn't put any rules around this. I didn't say, all right, you need to be stunningly beautiful and- Laid back. And a great cook. And smart. Yeah. She's got everything.

So if I had non-negotiables not related to me- That's standard, I think. You say that, but there are some small communities around the country. One of mine, no relatives. And I think for me- Yeah. They need to be smarter than me. Really?

Or at least have some semblance of their life together because you can't have two people who are just sort of slushing around making things up as they go. Like I really, like I don't need someone, like I said, I don't need a mum. I don't need a mum, but like So smart to you is sexy.

Oh yeah. Or smart to me is sexy. Oh, yeah. Oh, smart to me is sexy too. How sexy is a smart person? Yeah. Hot. Check out the brain on that chick. Oh, look at that brain. What do an equation? Hell yeah, she just did an equation.

Oh, $800 it in. I want to ask you Bree's question today. What are your non-negotiables? You maybe only have one. You might only have one. Maybe you've got a list. Maybe you've got a list. Maybe you've got a list as long as your forearm. We'd love to hear them this afternoon.

0800 dial ZM. What are your non-negotiables? You can text us on 9696 or call 0800 dial ZM. Zinni is brilliant, Clint. We're about to embark on this bisexual-er where essentially we're setting up people and it's interesting the questions you have to ask someone because we've been interviewing people

who are potentially going to be our bisexualer. And one of the questions I asked today, which I love to ask people when you're getting to know someone, is what are your non-negotiables? Yeah, what are your deal breakers? In a partnership. What are you not going to compromise on? Yeah, what are you not going to budge on?

We've had a huge response to that. There's so many people. And people have lists. And largely they all come in threes as well. Yours came in a three. Yours was what? They have to be down to earth. They also have to, now I forget.

They have to be down to earth. They have to have a good sense of humour. And they have to have their licence. Driver's licence. I thought of a couple of better ones. Yeah. Have to love animals. Oh, I love that one.

Right? Doesn't it say a lot about a person as well? If someone has a dog, I'm in. Someone's texted in and said they've got to have a car, a job and be 5'11". Wow, that's nice and straight to the point. And specific. The very obvious criteria, you'll know as soon as they get out of their car. There's a few people who are saying they want certain like physical features.

Yeah. Like brown colour eyes is a non-negotiable for one of the people. You really cut down the market when you do things like that. There's a lot of people with brown eyes though. Oh, yeah, they've gone for the... Like if you went for someone with green eyes, only 2% of the population. Green eyes?

Yes. Or 3%. No, blue. No, it's green. Blue are the rarest. No, green are the rarest. I'm telling you. What have you got, blue?

I don't know. Carl, what are your non-negotiables? So I'm a drummer in a band. Yeah. And she has to love music. Love music. Ooh, that's a good one, Carl. She has to hate front men.

Yeah, pretty much. She has to hate those show ponies at the front of the stage and really be into the guy driving the rhythm at the back, right? Yeah. The drummer's always hot, though. Are you hot, Carl? Oh, yeah it could be. And they're always modest too. See, Carl fits the bill.

Brie, what are your non-negotiables when it comes to dating? Mine, firstly, I have two. One is hygiene. Personal, I mean, body or mouth or whatever. You have to be clean. And the second one is You have to be clean. Clean. And the second one is they have to treat their mum well.

I like that one too. Because if you're not going to treat your mum well, who are you going to treat well? Who are these people that don't treat their mum well, by the way? Like, that should be everybody. Yeah. Yeah. I love when someone has a really good relationship with their family.

I find that attractive. That's hot. Absolutely. What's your opinion on drummers, Bree? I'm not opposed to drummers. I wouldn't say I'm a huge music fan, though, unfortunately. Ah, well, almost had a date for you. You're out for Carl, Bree.

Ben, in a relationship, what are your non-negotiables? Would that be me? Oh, sorry, it was Bevan. Bevan, sorry, Bevan. So my non-negotiables are literally that you have to like tigers. If you don't like tigers, I don't want to know you. Really? I own so much tiger stuff,

and my current partner, she thinks that I like tigers more than her. I'm actually wearing a tiger shirt right now. Why do you love tigers so much? Because they're awesome and they're a big cat. Yeah, duh, Bree. Ben, run us through some of the tiger stuff you've got. I've got tiger shirts, tiger jackets, tiger soft toys, like so many Tiger Soft Toys Yeah My computer has Just wallpapers of tigers Well yeah My partner's laptop

I help her set it up I put A tiger on the background Damn I thought you were going to say My partner She's a tiger She's a tiger

Um if she could be Probably I would I would accept that Ben Ben Ben Easy tiger Ben Bevan

Yeah Easy tiger Oh that Ben, Bevan. Easy, Tiger. That was good. Bevan, I mean. I'll pay that. Damn it. I almost did a good joke, but then I got the guy's name wrong. Bevan, great to hear from you.

Lovely to hear from you, Bevan. Thanks, man. Zinni is brilliant, Clint. Something about me, Clint, I like to mess with my mum a little bit. Yes, I've learned that about you. Me and my mum. Some of the chat you give your mum when you are at home, when you go home to Australia, you know how before we said for the non-negotiables,

must treat their mum well? Yeah. You don't deserve a date. Some of the stuff you do, you should get cut for. The thing that people don't realise though is my mum and I have a super close relationship. You'd have to. We do.

If you ask her about her areola, you need to be very close. God, I love that word, areola. Yeah. So good. And I've posted a few videos of my mum and I over the years where, you know, I give my mum a bit of stick. She secretly loves the attention. Do you reckon?

She does. And my latest, I guess you'd call it stitch up on my mum when i was home recently i thought i mean how funny would it be if i gave out my mum's mobile number on social media that's a good time right on what social media on my 300 000 following platform see that's the equivalent of putting it on nationwide television. I forgot to get her a really good birthday present and I thought I would call upon people that follow me to message her and send her text messages for her birthday, maybe a sneaky nude.

Yeah. You know, stuff like that. You know that there's going to be nudes come through once you give that out to the people I reckon that's where 80% of people's minds go with guys anyway

to be honest it was surprising at how little my mum received of those she just got so many lovely messages and calls and it was actually a really nice thing in the end. Okay. But when she first realised what had happened, it wasn't great

and here's some audio of my mum when I tell her what I'd done. I've given out your mobile number on my social media. Brianna. You haven't, have you? Who is that?

With their dog humping them. Start calling her. She wants to be... Show us your tits. Oh, my God. Look at all the messages. Brianna. Look at this.

Fair dinkum. Brianna, there's thousands of them. Fair dinkum. There's one here from the United States. Yeah, I put it on my social media. Brianna, why would you do that? Who is this? Have you got any nudes?

I told people to send... No, Brianna, no. I told people... No. I told people to send you dick pics. Oh, Brianna. That poor lady. Seriously.

And I know it has a happy ending in the end. I mean, do you want to give away it or do you want people to go and see it for themselves? I mean, I'll share it with the audience. My mum didn't know, but I switched out her SIM card without her knowing. Yeah. So I changed it back, but after 24 hours. And for the whole time, she thought it was her real number. She's an absolute gem, your mum, and the video is very good.

I love my mum very much, and she's a very good sport. If you want to see the video, it's at our Bree and Clint Instagram and Facebook page right now. The look on my mum's face when she realises. Were there any brooks come through? Mate. Really? There was a few. How's your dad feel about it?

Dad's in the video too. He can't even talk. He's laughing so much. If you want to see it, Bree and Clint Instagram, Facebook, it's up now. Love you mums. It's Wednesday just after 5.30 so it's time for a bit of hashtag girl

problems. Love a bit of hashtag girl problems. Love a bit of a whinge. Keeps me in touch with the opposite sex. Kind of educates you a little bit. Yeah, broadens my horizons. Gives you an insight. Yeah. Maybe you'll get some. Also.

Yeah. Makes me very thankful to be a man a lot of the time. There's a few things us ladies go through that you guys probably wouldn't have even heard of. Now, today is 125 years since women got the vote, first country in the world. How fitting. Yeah. So, we're celebrating that today. So 150...

125 years. 125 years ago. Kate Shepard led the petition, got 60,000 signatures, which was hard to do because you couldn't just put a Facebook link up back then and go, hey, sign my petition to get rid of straws from McDonald's. You actually had to get out there. You actually had to get out there. So 60,000 did a pretty good job.

What an amazing achievement, can I say, for this country? The only country that has had three female prime ministers. Also a great achievement. I just love New Zealand for that reason. I think New Zealand's very, it's a lot of firsts in this country where I think they lead the charge on a lot of things. And I think that's great. So what a fitting day to do a bit of hashtag girl problems. And if you haven't heard it before, we get some guys from around the office to voice them because it just makes it funnier. Wearing lipstick for a night out is literally a full-time job. Hashtag girl problems. If a car doesn't have a mirror and the sun visor, I ain't buying it.

Hashtag girl problems. High heels? Like, who invented those? Did someone say, let's come up with the most uncomfortable thing ever to put on a foot, and high heels were created? Hashtag girl problems. Putting on your skinniest pair of skinny jeans after the winter season. Hashtag girl problems. Putting on your skinniest pair of skinny jeans after the winter season. Hashtag struggle. Hashtag girl problems. Everybody hurts sometimes.

I mean, if it was 125 years ago, one of them would have been, oh, when are we going to be able to vote? Hashtag girl problems. Well, then I'd say today because that's the day you got the vote. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Should have said 126 years ago. God damn it. Bree and Clint. Zinni is Bree and Clint. The first ever commercial flight to the moon has just been sold. To infinity and beyond. Quite literally. We knew this day would come.

Yeah. And they've been talking about it for a while. Remember one of the guys from Instinct came very close to purchasing a flight? No. Yeah. Not Lance. I think it might have been Lance Bass. Really? Or was? No. Yeah. Not Lance. I think it might have been Lance Bass. Really?

Or was it Joey Fatone? Not sure. One of them. And I've got a strong feeling he spent all of his NSYNC money and then didn't get to space. So people have come close before. Remember Virgin were trying to do it? Virgin Galactic.

Yes. So they will take you up to space. Right. Out of the Earth's atmosphere. And I think, no, no, not beyond Earth's gravitational pulse. We're not out of our orbit. But not to the moon. But not to the moon.

So Virgin Galactic is still coming, I think. Elon Musk, the Tesla guy. Of course. The guy who does everything. The guy who's going to save the world. Is it an electric spaceship? No, these ones are powered by more fossil fuels than you can imagine. Right.

He has his company SpaceX. Remember they launched a Tesla into space? Yeah, I do remember that. So they've got rockets going up and down. They can do that now. They're commercialising space travel. And they've just sold the first trip to a Japanese billionaire by the name of Yusaka Maezawa.

Oh, because I was wondering who's the first person that has purchased. Yusaka. Because my mind went straight to, well, you don't want to be the first one. Yeah, good point. Like you kind of do because it's awesome because you're the first person, but then it's also like definitely something could go wrong. So you don't land on the moon? Oh. You do a loop on the moon? Oh.

You do a loop of the moon. Oh. But that's major. Like you go all the way to the moon and then you go around the back of it. I don't want to fly to Hawaii, do a bit of a circle and then fly back. It's hardly Hawaii. You're going into space. You will see the entire earth.

Potato, potato. Hawaii, the moon, same. You will be able to. All right. Well. Hawaii, the moon, say. You will be able to... Alright, well... But do you know what I mean? Yeah. Like I was picturing they'd get out, they'd kind of bounce around and then get back in. No, not yet. You get to pick up a rock

and take it home. So they're not going until 2023. Oh, that's ages away. Well, they're not ready. So they need... So they need... This is the other bit. They need his money to make it possible. Right. So hence why they're selling them. So they need, this is the other bit, they need his money to make it possible. Right. So hence why they're selling them. My next question.

Yeah. How much? They're not releasing how much. They're not going to say how much he spent. He's a billionaire, so he's very, very wealthy. He runs, we started, do you know the fashion website Zozo? Z-O-Z-O? Yes.

So that's him. Right. He's that guy. He gets to take up to eight friends with him on this trip. So he gets to take eight people. Yeah. He has said that he will take... I wonder if it's going to be his MySpace top eight.

Probably not. He said he's going to take sculptors, painters, architects, and film directors from around the globe to inspire the next generation of artists. Oh, well, how inspirational of him. I have another question. Yeah. How much is business and how much is economy? What's the meal, eh?

I'm pretty sure it's liquids and you just have to poop them back into your space suit. You're right, though, that you don't want to be the first one. You don't want to be, yeah. Even Elon Musk has said, this is the quote, this fills me with no sense of security whatsoever.

This is from Elon Musk, the man who owns the company. It's dangerous. This is not a walk in the park here. When you're pushing the frontier, it's not a sure thing. There's some chance that something could go wrong. We better get this flight right. I think that's Jetstar's mission statement.

Zinni is brain clamped. How exciting to hear that Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern received a tweet from a pop princess. You told me about this today. It's literally just happened within the last five hours or so. You say pop princess.

The term gets bandied around a bit at the moment. Who are we talking about? We're talking about this woman right here. Bit of RiRi. So Rihanna's tweeting the Prime Minister of New Zealand just under her damn. And Rihanna kicked it off with a bit of Kia Ora. No. Yes, she did.

How does she know the... Who's she got on the inside that she knows the... How cool, right? How cool, yeah, yeah. Especially off the back of Maldi Language Week last week. She must have been tuned in for Maldi Language Week. Right, of course. So she's tweeted Jacinda today.

Kia ora, Jacinda Ardern. It's been a big year for you and New Zealand. Congrats. How could it get even better? You could join the GC Mandela 100 and pledge new funds to the GP for education. So essentially Rihanna at the moment has her charity working alongside the Clara Lionel Foundation and they're providing education for children in poor countries around the world.

Right. So she's tweeted Jacinda and she's like, Great cause, yeah. Can we get your support? Yeah. Pretty cool. The Prime Minister tweeted Rihanna back this afternoon. Yeah.

Sent her a little tweet. Jacinda said, Absolutely agree. Education investment is the key. Keen to see an increased focus on the Pacific. We just announced 9 million to support access to education in the Pacific last week. Would love to work with GPE to increase engagement

in this wonderful region. P.S. Loved you in Oceans 8. Love, Jacinda. That's cool. I mean, I didn't understand a lot of it except the fact that they're looking to do charities to educate underprivileged women. Was that right?

The gist of it? Children. Children, okay, sure. Children in poor countries around the world. Yeah, very cool. Very cool that they have a dialogue together, right? Just amazing that Riri is tweeting our Prime Minister. What's really cool about it is that she's tweeted at the right time.

Like, she's tweeted while Jacinda's in there. How awkward would it have been if Rihanna had tweeted last year and she'd got Bill English? And he'd just finished one of his run walks and he's sitting down to a pineapple spaghetti pizza and he goes, Who's this Rihanna? I've got a tweet from a Rihanna. Who's that?

I don't know who that is. Bloody Rihanna. Rings John Key. John! John, I've got this tweet from this? I don't know who that is. Bloody Rihanna. Rings John Key. John! John, I've got this tweet from this lady. Do you know who it is? And John's like,

nah, I'll ask Max. Goes and gets Max. He's DJing. He's like, there's bloody Rihanna! I mean, they'll get there in the end, but it's got to pass

through a lot of hands. It probably would have missed the window. You know? A whole lot of the effect would have been lost. So cool that our Prime Minister is tweeting Rihanna.

Who's the most famous person that you've ever spoken to that you didn't initiate conversation with? So this is cool because Jacinda didn't tweet her first. Who's the coolest, most famous person that has started a conversation with you? Ooh, I mean, I've tweeted with Meghan Trainor before. Oh, yeah? I mean, I talk to Channing Tatum on Instagram sometimes.

Yeah. Well, actually, no, that's your one. Yeah, I inboxed him first, but he followed me first. He followed you first. So let's say who was the first to interact? It was him. Yeah, it was him. He followed me first, mate.

You get Channing Tatum. Who's cooler, Channing Tatum or Rihanna? Oh, that's tough. They're different, right? Different. They're different, right? Different. Both just as cool as each other. I wonder if anyone listening at the moment can beat either Channing Tatum or Rihanna.

And I don't mean famous person you've talked to. I mean famous person who started a conversation with you, approached you, came up to you first. We'll take interactions too. Oh, yeah? Like did a famous person like a tweet of yours? Yeah. Did they like something on your Instagram?

Did they come into your work and ask you for a different size than something that you were selling? We'll literally take anything. We'll take anything. What first initial interaction with a famous person have you had? Is that right? I think so. What famous person talked to you?

I think that's what we want to say. 0800 dial ZM Or text us on 9696 This radio thing's hard sometimes So hard ZM's brilliant clip How cool Jacinda Ardern has been tweeted By Rihanna

Yeah it's cool Very cool It really cements your cool status When that happens And I love that Rihanna Opened up her tweet with Kia ora Kia ora

That's so cool The only way it would have been cool Was like up to Jacinda. Up to. Up to Cindy. She was tweeting her about some stuff that she's doing. You know this is the last thing that the National Party need right now. To get an endorsement by one of the coolest

pop stars in the world. They're like, damn it! First she had that baby and people like the baby and now bloody Rihanna's... When are Simon Bridges going to catch a break? They're like, who can we get? Can we get Westlife? Does anyone know anyone from Westlife?

Can we get Chad Kroger from Nickelback? Does he want to do a Skype with Simon? What about Avril? Is Avril still cool? She just released new music, actually. People still listening to Goo Goo Dolls? Is Goo Goo Dolls relevant? Do they have a Twitters?

Oh, we joke. We're asking you the question this afternoon on 0800DOLLZM. Who's the most famous person who approached you? Who interacted with you? Yeah, so you didn't go to an event to meet them or get a photo. You were just there and they came into your life, like Rihanna did for Jacinda. Pretty cool.

First, Mel, hey. Hi, Mel. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good. Who was the celebrity? So about four years ago, I was working at a cafe in Hamilton. Yes.

And Sam Smith and his family unexpectedly walked in and completely caught me off guard. What? Get out of town. I probably acted like a complete idiot. Yeah. So I took his order and at the time, he, it was trying to,

when he was trying to lose lots of weight, you know how he used to be a little bit on the chubby side. Yeah. So he was trying to be super healthy so he was making this really difficult order. Yeah. And I probably made a complete dick out of myself

but I didn't care. It was Sam Smith. You're like heaping on extra bacon and stuff to try and impress him and stuff and he's like girl I'm working really hard here. I'm trying to do something here.

I believe you Mel because he went to Hobbiton. Did he? Yeah. He absolutely frothed. Oh I gave away a race to work better. All good.

Oh this was at Hobbiton. Oh right. Yes. Well don't draw more attention to it. Thanks Mel. Okay Mel. Someone on the text machine has said,

Justin Bieber liked my tweet a few years ago. It had nothing to do with him, just a pic I was sharing on my Instagram. Which call is that? Is that Rebecca? Rebecca, was that you? Yes, that was me. Oh, my God. Did you absolutely die?

What happened? Yeah, so he already followed me. What? He followed me. What? He followed me a couple of months earlier. And then I just shared a pic like I wasn't even thinking about it. And then I got a notification that Justin Bieber had liked my tweet. Why does Justin Bieber follow you? I don't know.

I don't know about that either. He must have a really good personality. Yeah. Does your personality really shine through in the pictures that you upload, Rebecca? Must be. I think it was really bad. Like, it was a few years ago. Was it a picture that he liked?

Yeah. Do you reckon someone like Bieber understands the power that he wields just from his thumb? Like, the fact that if he just clicks like on something, not to overstate it, but it's going to seriously impact that person's life. A very powerful thumb. Like the fact that if he just clicks like on something, not to overstate it, but it's going to seriously impact that person's life. That's a very powerful thumb. Like if I've seen a powerful, like, you know, it doesn't get more powerful than that.

It's kind of like in the gladiator days. Yeah, he can please a lot of people with that thumb. Ashley, who is the famous person who made contact with you? So I was working in America and Dwayne the Rock Johnson came into our store and bought an ice cream. What? Yes. That's cool. Did he do anything like, did he do the eyebrow or did he do anything?

Or what's his ice cream order? Because he's a health nut. What's the deal? I'm pretty sure it was a strawberry, but I can't really remember. It was like a while ago. That's so cool. Were you starstruck? Sorry?

Starstruck? Yeah, just a bit. But we had rules that we weren't allowed to like fangirl in front of celebrities or that terminator. So I had to be chill. Why? Did you work in a place where often you saw celebrities? Yeah.

Yeah. That's so interesting. Enough said. How rough's the term terminate as well? Yeah, I know. I'll take you out back and... It's not even fire. Chop your head off.

We're going to terminate you. Ashley, sorry, you spoke to The Rock for too long, so now we have to incinerate you. Matt, finally, who is the most famous person who approached you? Well, about five months ago, I got a phone call from Tom, Tom Cruise. He said, Matt, come down to Queenstown

and stay with us for a few days and watch us film Mission Impossible. So my family and I went down there and camped down there with him in his little hotel. Really? He just gave you a call out of the blue, did he, Matt? Well, I met him a few years ago. Just had your call out of the blue, did he, Matt? Well, I just had your phone number in his phone,

did he, Matt? Wait, you met him? He did. I've had the same number as some cell phones were invented. And I met him 10 years ago when he was in New Zealand. I flew him around for five months doing The Last Samurai. Wait a minute. You're not kidding. So are you a helicopter pilot?

Yeah, I looked after Simon and his family When he was here in Taranaki And then he just was in the country And he gave us a call And said come down And we got to go on the movie set And watch them do Mission Impossible Climbing up the long line into the helicopter

And heaps of cool shit Matt, I've just grabbed a pen and paper What was his number? I don't have his number Did he call you from a block number he killed him he called me from his sister's phone actually i got her number how ethan hawk of him got tom cruise's sister's number you know what i mean