ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 19th 2019

Episode Date: September 19, 2019

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Hello everybody and welcome to one of our podcasts. I say that because we have two now. Oh, normally I think we should start doing welcome to the 19th of September podcast. Oh, you want to do that? Nah, not really. We can. I just thought I'd give it a go. I just never know what the date is. 19th of September.

Oh, so I thought you made that date up. Can you believe that? I read it. There was something on Facebook the other day that said it was 100 days till Christmas. Yeah, that's ages away. Yeah, it's a fair while. Like, if you think of the year as having 365 days, that's like, that's heaps. It's over a quarter of the year. I love how you just went to think about doing some math and then your brain went, nah, that's heaps. It is.

It's over a quarter. I'm not wrong. It is. It's over a quarter. I'm not wrong about that. It's definitely over a quarter. I've got my fact checkers over here. Literally. There's already Christmas stuff at the shopping centre. We saw that last night, eh? Yeah.

Weird. Good. Good. Something we like to be organised. Oh, my God. Guess what I saw last night. Bigfoot's dick. No.

A million dollars in cash. A bunch of us, me, Ellie and Ben. A robbery. Well, you're going to hate this. I'm going to tell you now and it was about you. But you don't get to know now. I'm very sorry. You should be because you would really like this.

Was I this? Shut up, Ben. Shut up, Ben. I've got some making up to do. If it's about me, I'm interested. Yeah, exactly. What was it? Oh, you want to know now? Yes, Ben. Shut up, Ben. I've got some making up to do. If it's about me, I'm interested. Yeah, exactly. What was it? Oh, you want to know now?

Yes, please. Since you asked nicely, I'll tell you. We went to the opening of this arcade thing last night. Yeah. And I can't remember who came up to me. Someone comes up to me and they're like, oh my God, did you see Clint's lookalike over there? Oh, yeah.

And I said, no, I didn't see him. And then I made it my mission to go get a video of this guy. Okay. And I got, it's not the best video. But before you show it to me, do you think he's my doppelganger? He definitely had some Clint tendencies. If he's ugly, I'm going to be so pissed off. It would make sense.

Shabam! Good from you, off. It would make sense. People. Oh, whoa. Shabam. People, this is only. Good from you, producer. People only enjoy this thing if you show them someone hot. Yeah. That's the only time anyone enjoys it. Because I remember I was at Big Gay Out and these gay guys go to me, oh my God, Clint, I've been talking to my boyfriend,

I know exactly who you look like. I'm like, oh yeah, who's this going to be? I've heard Calvin Harris. And they go, Ricky Gervais. Oh, yeah, I get that. Dude, it's better than what I got. I moved schools when I was 15. I get to this new high school and everyone goes, oh, my God,

you look exactly like Renee's younger sister. Renee was the hottest girl in the grade, right? Good start. The hottest. And I was like, hell, yeah. And so many people said it to me. Oh, no. I met her younger sister. Oh, right? The hottest. And I was like, hell yeah! And so many people said it to me. Oh no. I met her younger sister. Oh yeah?

I'm pretty sure they had different dads because they did not look anything alike. Have you ever thought that sometimes one kid can take all the hot jeans? Honestly. And don't leave any for the other kids? Well, look at Bree's brother. I'm not laughing because I still want to see the video. Please.

Producer Ben. I've seen your sister and well. Well what? Enough said. Can I see the video? You want to see the video? Please. Oh, yeah, you want to see the video.

I haven't done anything wrong since the last time I apologized. You laughed at that joke that Ben just made. It was very good and well timed. Thank you. Hey, Ben, shut your face. Here you go. Oh, yeah. We'll put this up on Instagram for people listening.

Well, which guy am I? The front one. The real... Oh, yeah, you're the front one. The, um... Well, we can't put it up on Instagram if you say real ugly one. No, no, I was kidding. It's the one behind.

The one behind. Oh, yeah. That's got the weird mustache like yours. No, no, I was kidding. It's the one behind. The one behind. Who's this? That's got the weird moustache like yours. Oh, yeah. That is you. And he had your same mannerisms. You know that

dumb face that Clint does when he's like... This is out the gate. It's so mean. That looks like you, doesn't it?

A little bit. I'll put it up on Instagram. I think he's better looking than me. Yeah, I didn't want to say that. He is better looking. He looks a little bit like Mark Ronson. He was shorter than you, though.

So you've got that over him. So did you just say you look like Mark Ronson? No, I said this guy looks a bit like Mark Ronson. But you just said that you reckon he looks like you. Well, if you think he looks like me, then I guess I look a bit like Mark Ronson. Boom. Finally, I'm free of the Ricky Gervais shackles.

Here's the podcast, everybody. Enjoy. That's us. What's going on, everybody? How are you, Brie? Happy Thursday. I'm very well, thank you, Clint. How are you?

Good. I started addressing you at the start of the show like you've asked. I really appreciate it. How has your day been? My day has been good. I know. I've been there for most of it. Yeah.

Well, you know, it doesn't hurt to ask again. No, no, no. And how are you feeling? I'm a little bit under the weather. Yes. But I'm doing all right. All right. You've chugged through half a bottle of Purple Fanta.

Purple Fanta is what keeps me going. Yeah. That's the first time I've ever bought Purple Fanta. Purple Fanta is what keeps me going. Yep. That's the first time I've ever bought Purple Fanta. I think maybe also you may be the person keeping Purple Fanta going because I haven't seen anyone else buy it in a long time. Technically, it's grape flavour. I don't know what it is, but I'm really drawn to a grape flavoured thing. Does anything that's grape flavour taste like grapes?

No. Because nothing that's chicken flavoured tastes like chicken. Grape flavoured Hubba Bubba? Who's with me? Does anybody think that grape flavoured Hubba Bubba, and this might be wrong, my dad used to say it all the time, but he has a phobia of chewing gum.

Does grape flavoured Hubba Bubba smell a little bit like cat's wheeze? No! It doesn't? No! My whole childhood's been a lie. That was just him scaring us out of having Hubba Bubba. Have you ever had it? Yeah, I've had it. I'm not an idiot.

Yeah. It's Hubba Bubba. Hubba Bubba. Can you still buy it in the squares? How fun's the name? Hubba Bubba. Yeah, it comes in squares. What's better, the squares or the tape?

The squares. The tape's good. One time, me and my brother, we got those tape rolls. Yeah. And he chewed it for so long, it turned to liquid. Yeah, it's gross brother, we got those tape rolls. Yeah. And he chewed it for so long it turned to liquid. Yeah, it's gross. It starts going all malty. Yeah.

Yeah. It wasn't good. Hey, today on the show, we have your chance to play What's the Plot against Brie before five o'clock today. We've also got another $500 to give away with our BK Whopper Swopper. If you have a good memory on you, be listening at 5.30 today. Just after birthday banger, you could win yourself $500 cash.

My favourite thing we're talking about on the show today is just after five o'clock and it's titled, Where Do You Hide Your Rude Stuff? Yeah. We've been having a conversation about everything that's inside our top drawers at home. Rude stuff.

You know, those things. Yeah. The stuff you don't want your parents to find. Exactly. But yeah, it's going to be a fun show. Up next, I want to talk about who is losing the most sleep in a partner situation. Okay. And we're talking for this study that they've done, heterosexual relationships.

Ah, my favourite. Is it the males or is it the females? Okay, we'll find out next. This is George Ezra and Shotgun. Bree and Clint, ZDM. ZDM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Something that I think

we all know is when you get into a relationship, it can change your sleeping patterns. It can change your sleeping position. Yeah, it does. It can change your sleeping location. It can. It can change the side of the bed that it does. It can change your sleeping location. It can. It can change the side of the bed that you sleep on. 100%.

That's a big concern, is it, when you start dating someone? Well, you're married now, so your dating world's dead. But, you know... It is. You know when you start dating someone... It'd be a problem if it wasn't. Yeah, well, it would. Excuse me, my dating world is just taking off. Thank you very

much. Debatable. But you know when you start dating someone, you're like, oh, well what side of the bed do you sleep on? Yeah. It's like a big thing. So it wasn't a big thing for me. I was willing to give up my side of the bed. Are you a bisexual bed sleeper? Yeah, I'm ambidextrous in the bed. You'll take whatever.

That's good. Especially when you're getting into a relationship. Someone needs to be. Someone needs to be. Otherwise, the relationship can end before it even begins. It's true. But, you know, there's all these different factors. And let's face it, I'm falling asleep very quickly anyway. Yeah, while you're married.

There's all these different factors that come into it, obviously, when you're sleeping. Like, you know, it changes the whole aspect. Like, they can wake you up if they're a snorer. They can wake you up if they go to the bathroom. You know, there's all these different things that might interrupt your sleep. Sleep talkers.

Sleep talkers. Sleep farters, actually. We've got a sleep farter on this team. I do that too. You know when you first, like, start a relationship and then sometimes I've woken myself up with a fluff? Yeah. I bet Producer Ellie can relate.

No, I can relate. And literally, not last night but the night before, my boyfriend got quite shitty because I woke him up multiple times in the morning with a very loud fuss. That's when you know you've got an issue. Yeah. When you're waking someone up.

Yeah, I think I've got an issue actually. You should go to the couch. Yeah, I i should that's that's worse than snoring a hundred percent that's worse than snoring at least snoring doesn't smell says the snorer no it's worse it's just i think if you ask my wife she'd take snoring over fart over farting yeah what do you think like they've done a survey um with 2 000 couples who do you think are missing they've done a survey with 2,000 couples. Who do you think are missing out on more sleep? And this is heterosexual relationships. Is it the males or is it the females?

The females will be missing out on more sleep. I think typically men are deeper sleepers. It found, the survey found that women are missing out on a whopping three hours of sleep each night. Three hours a night? So put it this way. That's 105 hours a year or 45 days of sleeplessness. Wait, no, that math doesn't work out.

Yeah. 105, what? 105 hours a year. Right. Or 45 whole days. Three hours a night doesn't work out to 105 hours a year. There's 365 nights in a week, in a year. Well, I'm just reading off this damn article.

It must be three hours a week that they're missing out on. Hold on. Whopping three hours of sleep each night, maybe they do the time. You imagine losing three hours of sleep a night? You'd be exhausted. You imagine you're going in for a max of eight hours kind of thing. If I take three of those away, you'd be munted. There's no way that women are missing out on three hours a night.

Let's just say women are missing out on more sleep. All right? I'm going to send an email to whoever wrote this article. Pre-read your stuff. Send that email to yourself. I will. I'll CC me on it.

There's a new show coming to Netflix that I think you're going to be interested. You in particular, Brie, I think you're going to be interested in this. What is it?

It's a show which follows the journey of guide dogs from birth right through their training and then into their work. So it's called Pick of the Letter. And, yeah, it's exactly what it does. It focuses on what it takes to become a guide dog. It's kind of like America's Next Top Model, but for guide dogs. Next Top Dog. Next Top Dog.

Yeah. Is that what it's called? No, it's called Pick of the Letter. Which is also a great name for a modelling show, can I say? I would have went Next Top Dog. Next Top Dog. You know what I love about seeing eye dogs? What? I love when you see dogs that aren't Labradors that are seeing eye dogs.

Oh, yeah. You're like, how'd you get in? I don't know why, but I'm just like, yeah, you live your dream. You know? The German Shepherd ones? Yeah. And I'm like, were you not tough enough for the police academy so we could retrain you as a guide dog or something?

I think guide dogs are harder. No, I'm not saying it's easier. I'm saying you have to have some real mong could retrain you as a guide dog or something. I think guide dog's harder. No, I'm not saying it's easier. I'm saying you have to have some real mongrel about you to be a police dog. Yeah. You've got to be able to bite people if you're a police dog. God, there are so many jobs for dogs.

Sniffer dogs. You know there's cancer dogs now? There's also anxiety. Dogs that can sniff cancer? Yeah, there's anxiety dogs. Yeah, there's those dogs that will rescue you if you get lost in the snow the ones that come with the big thing of rum around there there's also hearing dogs hearing dogs yeah so if someone's deaf and say a fire alarm goes off they can warn their owner you rolled your eyes but now you feel bad well it's like if the dog

hears it how's he going to tell you he runs over and he barks at you no i know but how's he going to tell you what he heard well i guess theys at you. No, I know, but how's he going to tell you what he heard? Well, I guess they train them to do specific things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been looking into I've been looking into guide dogs specifically because this show looks awesome. If you love dogs, if you love dogs, and we've talked about this before, if you don't

love dogs, who are you? Seriously, what are you doing with your life? Not all the dogs make it. No, no, no, not all the dogs become seeing eye dogs. Like only the best of the best can be. And there's some dogs on there. And they kill the ones that don't make it. Well, there's one dog in this trailer.

There's a train coming and the dog's like, we're going on the tracks. And they're like, no, sorry. I don't think that dog's ready. No, he's not ready. No, no, no. I've been doing a little bit of research. So do you know how much it costs to train a seeing eye dog in New Zealand?

I believe it's like 15K. $65,000. According to what I've just read, from breeding through vaccinations, through training and housing, and then $65,000. And they're good for about eight years, if you're lucky.

And then you need another one. Then you need another one. Who is it on Celebrity Treasure Island who's raising money for the Blind Foundation? That's Shannon Ryan. Her brother is visually impaired. Visually impaired, yeah. Right, so there you go.

The show is called Pick of the Lidder and it's coming to Netflix. Okay, we have a... Sorry. There you go. Why? I told you not to bring the dogs in here today. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

ZM Spree and Clint are hosting their first ever... The Ramon Party. Take your nasal spray in New Zealand because it's tomorrow. We open the doors to our singles to come date with their nose tomorrow here at ZM. What do you think people can do if they want to breathe more freely? Oh, easy. There's that nasal spray stuff called Otrobin.

Don't tell. No, it's legal. Yeah. It's legal. If you just need it for one night too, it's like jam-packed full of steroids and one squirt. Like, I get really blocked noses.

This is too much information. That stuff, honestly, gets you clear as anything. Probably all that hair in your nostrils. Excuse me. Sorry. We are talking to a couple more people who are coming dating with us tomorrow.

Laura is here. Hi, Laura. Hello, Lorsie. Hi, how are you going? We're going good. And Kieran as well. Hey, Kieran. Hi, Kieran.

Hey, guys. How's it going? How's your nasal passages? Are we both nice and clear ahead of tomorrow? Actually, Laura, can we get a nice deep sniff from you first? Yeah, she's good. Nice and clear.

Yeah. And Kieran? Ooh. Not so much. You're lacking in a bit of back pressure there, I feel. Yeah. But that's okay. You've got 24 hours to sort it out.

You're both single, I assume? Mm-hmm. Hey, Laura? Yeah? Do you kiss on a first date? It depends. It all depends. That's fair.

Hey, Kieran? Yeah? Do you sniff on a first date? It depends. It all depends. That's fair. Hey, Kieran. Yeah? Do you sniff on a first date? Always. Yeah. I sniffed Jeremy Wells once. Do you guys want to know what he smelt like? Yeah.

He smelt like sandalwood and puppies. That wasn't on a date, though. That was a fully non-consensual sniff. This Friday we'll be... I'm still in court for that, actually. Fully consenting. Kieran, are you, like the shirt that you've been

sleeping in so far, you will have done two nights. Tonight is the final night you sleep in the shirt that you bring. How's it holding up? Is it whiffy? Yeah. No, it's actually a brand new shirt so it's just going to smell like me, nothing else. Do you sweat in your sleep, Kieran? Yeah, if I get too hot.

Normally I sleep just in my jocks, so it's been pretty hot lately. What type of jocks do you wear? Whatever's going, really. Are we talking Calvins? Are we talking jockey? Bit of tradies, to be honest. Oh, yeah, tradie underwear.

Yeah, don't mind that. And Laura, you're a lady, so you will smell beautiful. I assume your t-shirt is going fine? Yeah, I think it's going good. You haven't sprayed it with anything, have you, Laura? No, just me, just my natural scent. Are you tempted to do like a couple of jogging laps around the house in it to really jam-pack it full of your pheromones?

I might put it on a bit earlier tonight than usual just to, you know, get a bit of extra hours in it just to maybe get a bit of extra smell on it. You should put it on a bit earlier tonight than usual just to, you know, get a bit of extra hours in it just to maybe get a bit of extra smell on it. You should put it on when you're cooking because I know that would entice me. Some onions in there? Yeah, some onion and garlic and butter. And then go sit in front of the heater. Okay, Kate, we're really excited to meet both of you guys tomorrow

and we're hoping that you get some nice strong matches all done through your nose and your pheromones, okay? We'll see you here at ZM then. Thanks, guys. Awesome. See you guys tomorrow. See you guys. We're going to document the whole thing for social media as well. So even if you're not single, you can live vicariously through these people who

are letting their nose pick their romantic love connection. It's going to be interesting. It's going to be good fun. Yeah. ZM, Spree and Clint. The podcast. I'm going to tell you an embarrassing story that happened to me this morning. Yeah. Because you know how I never talk about it, and obviously I keep it on the down low,

but I'm on Celebrity Treasure Island. Are you? Yeah, I'm hosting it. Are you? Yeah, I don't know if I've told you that. You should have said something. Bit of behind the scenes stuff. I do quite a bit of voiceover for the show.

Yeah, we know. I've seen the show. Yeah, we know. I've seen the show. Yeah, and they're literally, because it's been a really short period for obviously since the celebs got back from the island for them to get it to television, I'm still doing voiceover for the show at the moment. Right. So I have to go into Warner Brothers who make the show before I come

in here to do the radio show. Yeah. And this morning, so I'm in there, you know, a couple of times, three times a week for the last like six weeks or so. And this morning I went in there and I did some voiceover and I had a little bit of extra time up my sleeve. Yeah. Because the voiceover wasn't as big. And the girl who normally records my voiceover with me, Anissa, she's lovely, she was like,

oh, you should come upstairs because there's cake today. Oh, bonus. And I was like, oh, yeah, okay. Everyone loves it when there's cake in the workplace. Who doesn't love free cake? Yeah. Anyway, so I've trekked it up there and there's quite a lot of people that work at Warner's. Yeah.

There's quite a lot because obviously I worked with a big crew on Celebrity Treasure Island, but there's so many more people that work in that building. They make all kinds of TV shows in there, eh? Yeah. Yeah. They make heaps. Anyway, so there's so much cake.

Like there's cake. Excellent. There's sausage rolls. Yeah. There's muffins. There's all this stuff. Yeah. And I was like, winning.

Anyway, I went for the carrot cake. Yeah, of course. Because that's muffins. There's all this stuff. Yeah. And I was like, winning. Anyway, I went for the carrot cake. Yeah, of course. Because that's my favourite. And I took this big piece of carrot cake. And I was sitting there and no one was really coming over yet. But I was like, I didn't really notice it. So I just started eating this cake. Wait, no one else had had any cake?

No. Okay. And then someone walks over and goes, oh, where's such and such? It's his birthday. This is for his birthday. And I was like, oh, no. I was like, it's someone's birthday and I don't know the person. And you've already started eating the cake.

I've started eating the cake. Did you cut the cake? Maybe. Okay, cool. There was two cakes. You didn't know? You cut someone else's birthday cake. The cake that had the candles on it, I didn't touch. Okay. Did you blow. There was two cakes. It's fine, it's fine. You didn't know. You cut someone else's birthday cake. The cake that had the candles on it, I didn't touch.

Okay. Did you blow those candles out? No. I started to feel real awkward because all these people started to walk over into this tiny little space and they started packing people in and then the guy comes over and it was his 60th birthday. Oh, yeah. Which is like a big deal.

Yeah, it's a big deal. It's ath birthday. Oh, yeah. Which is like a big deal. Yeah, it's a big deal. It's a big birthday. Anyway, then they started to do speeches and I started to get more and more uncomfortable because I was like, I can't leave now. No, you don't belong there. And I'd been there for like 20 minutes at that point and I was like, I don't know any of these people. I've got this massive plate of cake.

No one else has cake yet. I'd started eating it and all these people are standing there without cake. Are you trying to eat it to hide it? I didn't know what to do with it. There's one place I can store this cake. I was like, where can I put this cake? Anyway, so then I've noticed something in New Zealand, which I think is a bit different to Australia.

When you guys sing Happy Birthday, because obviously it was this guy's birthday, they started to sing happy birthday. And I was getting more and more nervous and uncomfortable because I was like, I don't even know the guy's name. What do I sing? That's the worst bit. What do I sing when it comes up to happy birthday? You know, dear such and such.

Yeah. That's the bit where you take a big mouthful of cake. Right. Yeah. I didn't do that. I sang. Did you wing it? Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear, that guy. Happy birthday to you. Which is fine because there was so many people in there. You could barely hear me. Yeah. The part where I panicked was the hip-hips. You didn't lead the hip-hips, did you?

You were meant to be under the radar. You should have said nothing in the name of it. It just came out. No one else did it. He doesn't know who you are. No, so no one else did it because I find in New Zealand, you guys don't always hip-hip. You don't always.

In Australia, it's always, it's accustomed to hip hip. Yeah. You need a ringleader though. It's bad luck. But it's nearest and dearest that do the hip hips. No one else. The hip hips are like the best man's speech of the happy birthday song. I know.

I felt bad for the guy. It was his 60th and I hip hipped. Okay. Did it go all right? No. ZDM Spree and Clint. The podcast. This is massive, massive news.

Probably the biggest news for Pokemon fans ever. This is me singing. No, no, it's not. It's not. Okay. Thank God. Yeah. This is huge. Yeah. Ash Ketchum, the hero of the show,

who's been fighting to be a Pokemon master, has finally done it. He's done it, guys. After 22 years, he hasn't caught them all, but he has obtained Pokemon master status. How's he Pokemon master if he hasn't caught them all, but he has obtained Pokemon Master status. Has he Pokemon Master, but he hasn't caught them all? Is that because they keep inventing new ones? Isn't there awkwardly like 600 Pokemon now?

Yeah, it's ridiculous now. Also, after 22 years, is Ish Ketchum like 48? He's 47. And it's after a thousand episodes, he finally beats someone in some gym. I don't know. I haven't followed it. He's real jaded.

He's like smoking now. And he's like, Team Rocket, just kill me. I'm sick of it. Just get it over with. He's got a Stilnox addiction because he just wants to stay up and just keep catching Pokemon. Bree rates herself as a Pokemaster. I loved. Give us your credentials.

What makes you a Pokemaster? Back in the day on Game Boy, Pokemon Blue, I trained Blastoise up from a Squirtle to Blastoise without using Rare Candy. Just trained it by fighting in gyms. Wow. And it was 100 level with no Rare Candy. And you're definitely not a virgin. Seeing as you think you are such a Pokemaster,

we're going to give you the chance to put your skills to the test today against Anna. Anna, are you a Pokemaster? I think I am. I'm working on it. Okay. Have you played Pokemon Go? Yes, I play Pokemon Go.

You'll be good at this then. All right, let's go. These are all early stage. Yeah, these are official Pokemon. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. I want to be the very best,

but no one ever was. But, but I say this was recorded. Can you shush? A real test, to train them is my goal. Pokemon. I just need to get the big intro out. Can I say that was recorded without my knowledge.

And you are going to hear Pokemon, and Bree's going to hear one each. We'll go one for one, and you just need to name that Pokemon to take the point, okay? Cool. Okay, we'll start with you, Bree. Okay. What Pokemon is this? Go again. You're a Pokemaster.

What Pokemon is that? Is it a water Pokemon? I'm going to have to cut you off. No, no. I want to have a guess. It's not a water Pokemon. Is it a... No questions.

Is it a Starmie? Is that what it was called? No, that was a Tojipi. That is a new base Pokemon and not an original Pokemon. I call BS. Okay, Anna, it's your turn. Anna. You're going to give her all the original Pokemon.

I'm going to get fired up. Don't talk over her Pokemon. I'm going to get fired up. If she gets a Bulbasaur, I'm out. Anna, what Pokemon is this? Pikachu. Pikachu. I think that's Pikachu. Well done.

Well done. That's 1-0 to Anna. Bree, what Pokemon is this? Yum. Is it an Eevee? No, it's not an Eevee. Unfortunately, that was an Ampharos. I hate you guys.

Anna, Anna, Anna. I wanted to play this game fair and square, and you guys have done the dirty on me. Anna, here comes your second Pokemon. What Pokemon is this? It says it in the audio. I think it's the water Pokemon Squirtle. Well done.

You're good at this. You truly are a Pokemaster. Okay, Brie, you can claw it back here. It's my Pokemon. You need to get this one correct. What Pokemon is this? That's a Wobbuffet. A Wobbuffet.

Damn it. Yes! Damn it. Okay, for the win here, Anna. No! For the win, what is this Pokemon? I said if there was a Bulbasaur, I'm out. Don't give her the answer.

Hey, yeah, don't give it away. Oh, Anna, you're in on it. It's not funny. It's a Bulbasaur. It's a Bulbasaur. Congratulations, you are officially a Pokemaster. Yes's a Bulbasaur. It's a Bulbasaur. Congratulations. You are officially a Pokimaster. It is. I bet.

Oh. Oh. Man, I'm gutted that you got a Wubbuffet. Okay, well done, Anna. Bree and Clint. ZDM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Some really shocking news we found out on the show yesterday. Yeah.

Especially for me. Yeah. I feel like my childhood, you know, my whole adult life has been a lie. Yeah. When we found out that my dad has smoked the marijuana. Well, your mum said that he has. Well, true. It's alleged at this stage.

I maintain that she was using him as a human shield. We, this week, have made it our mission to ask our parents if they have or not. My dad said no, just out and out no. Your mum said no, but dad has. So it's alleged at this stage. It's alleged. And I feel like we need to at least give my dad a chance to answer for himself. You're going to put in a call to Big Steve and ask him straight up.

Let's ask my dad if he's ever smoked the ganja. G'day, John. Dad, it's me. Oh, sorry. I was trying to guess it. Who's John? John Savio. He's always a no-ID caller.

Oh. And I thought it was him. How are you, mate? Good. Clint's here too. Hey, big Steve. Hey, Clint. Dad, we've got a question for you. Sure. We've been calling our parents all week asking them if

they've ever blazed up. Do you want to hear what mum said about you on the show yesterday? Yeah, I do. What did she say? She said this, Dad. So you're saying Dad smoked weed? Well, he said he did it once. He only said that the other night. Did he?

You have anything to say, Dad? Guilty as charged. 420 blaze it. Hey, Dad, while we've got you, do you know what else Mum said? What did she say? She, we asked her,

is that in the clip? Yeah. Dad, she said this. What's the hardest stuff you've ever done, Mum? Cocaine. Dad, you need to rein that woman in. No, no, no, no. Big Steve.

Big Steve. That's a load of bull. I'm telling you. She's done it. Have you? Yeah. No. I haven't.

Thank you very much. It's not a load of bull. Listen to the audio. What's the hardest stuff you've ever done, Mum? Cocaine. That is not edited in any way. She's talking about caffeine, not cocaine. She does get them

mixed up. She does a lot of caffeine. Alright, Dad. Better let you go. No worries. Things to do. Blunts to roll. Alright. See you, Dad. See you. Bye. We play that game every day on our show called Birthday Banger at 5.30

where we find out what was the number one song on your 16th birthday. It's very popular. It's super popular and a lot of different songs come up and we reminisce about stuff. And a song that came up the other day was the song by Soulja Boy that went massive and it was called Crank That. Soulja Boy talent. Yeah.

And it had the dance moves. It had dance moves. It almost had a costume. Remember they had the sunglasses that he wrote Soulja Boy on? With whiteout. Yeah, with twink. Yeah. Yeah.

And it got me thinking about why that song was so big and similar songs that have been around in, you know, the years that have had a similar effect on society. What do you put it down to? Why did the Soulja Boy song and songs like that, why do they go viral? I think it's obviously the dance moves that go with it. It's a big part of it.

Because kids love to do it. Yeah. And then people, you know, after they've had a few lemonades at a wedding, they love to, you know, rip into a pre-organised dance, don't they? Also, a catchphrase goes a long way in these songs. Yep. Anything that you can do, and this song's got multiple catchphrases all the way through it. Yeah.

It's got, soldier boy, tell him. It's got, you! And it's got, Superman that, you know what the next word is. Yeah. It's got Soulja Boy, Tell Em. It's got You! And it's got Superman, That. You know what the next one is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that bit. And we were trying to think of do those songs have a name? Like are they actually called something? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We don't really know. We don't really know. But you want to call them. What did I want to call them? You wanted to call them pop culture songs. Yeah, it's like a pop, it's a song, and it's obviously, most of the time it's a pop song. Yeah.

But it like changes something in pop culture. It has like a movement about it. Yeah, it has a pop culture movement. This is definitely one. Teach me how to duggie. Teach me how to duggie is definitely one. How to dance move. Teach me how to duggie.

Teach me how to duggie. And dance move, how to catchphrase. Took over the world. Of course, what about this song? Had a dance move. There wasn't a 12-year-old in the country who didn't know how to whip and nae-nae for about two and a half years. Exactly right.

And they're all like recent or semi-recent, you know, in the last however long. But the original or one of the original songs back in the day that did it was this. Still goes very well at a wedding. Still super popular. And no one knows the words. This is an interesting one because no one knows any of the words

except for Macarena and it still went viral, you know? One of the most annoying ones for me was definitely the ketchup song. What's so annoying about this compared to the Macarena? I don't know. It's an earworm. I think that's what it is. But what I want to do this afternoon is I want to get other songs like this that you believe make it into the category.

Do you have a song that could be defined as a pop culture song that we might not remember as well? It had its moment and it went huge and then for the last five to ten years we've just been trying to forget it. Yeah, did it cause a movement? Yeah. I want to hear your suggestions on 0800DIALZM

or you can text us on 9696. Pop culture songs that caused a movement. There's heaps more than that. There's heaps. Surprise us with one if you've got one. ZM Spree and Clint cause the movement. There's heaps more than that. There's heaps. Surprise us with one if you've got one. ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast. What constitutes a pop song to move into the realm of a pop culture song? It's a category we've kind of just...

We've made up. Well, the category exists. We just don't know if it has a name. You know the songs we're talking about? The songs that cause a movement. It doesn't necessarily have to have a dance move with it either. A lot of them do though. We're finding a lot of them do. Like Teach Me How To Dougie. Yep. Like the

Macarena. Like the Ketchup song. All have dance moves. They all have dance moves. But there is songs that we think go in this category that don't have dance moves too. We're looking for you to tell us this afternoon. Hi, Rikki Lee.

Hi, Rikki Lee. Hello. What song are you going to serve up this afternoon? Well, we've actually got two now. I thought of another one. But the first one is Party Rock Anthem, The Old Shuffle. Check that. I think you're right.

Yeah. I think that is one. I think it just makes it. Here's the weird thing about them. Just. LMFAO were not a one hit wonder.

No. But this song definitely, maybe that's part of it. Are you usually a one hit wonder if you make a pop culture song? Yeah, maybe. Yeah.

I feel like this song is in grey area. Yeah, okay. Izzy, what song is a pop culture song? What had an effect on society as a whole? I think definitely the Harlem Shake. Yes! The Harlem Shake.

A hundred percent in the category. It became a video meme. It did. It became a thing to do. It took over the world for a short amount of time. Yeah. These are almost song memes as well, these things, aren't they? Yeah.

Yeah. That one's in. Okay, that one's in. Jess, what song do you think deserves pop culture status? The one I've thought of is Low by T-Pain. Hmm. Now, Brie and I have been talking about this one before we came on. A great song.

A great song. An absolute smash hit. Great birthday banger. Yeah. I don't think it makes the category, but I don't know why. Yeah, and I don't know why either. Jess, why do you think it does make the category? Well, it's the song that first,

it's like one of the songs that first came into my mind when I thought about it because you're in the club, you know, and it's a 3am song, you know, to go out on a banger and, you know, you've got the drop happening

in the middle of the dance floor. I think it's definitely that, but I think the songs we're talking about are not those songs. No. I think if you're in the club and the DJ drops

the Macarena as the last song, I think you're probably going to be a bit gutted. Yeah. Yeah, true. Yeah. Now, I think that's in the grey area. It's not in there. I agree with you.

It's not in. Britney, what goes in? Hit Me Baby One More Time by Britney Spears. No. No. It's not in. No, I don't think it's in either. A great song, and I'm so glad that Brittany called up to suggest a Britney Spears song.

I just have another one under her name, but we've cited it again as well. I don't think Brittany has any. Nah, she doesn't have any. Nah. I know this is really hard, Brittany, and I know that we're making up the rules as we go along. We are making up the rules. But it's not in. Thanks for calling though, Brittany.

She's like, I'm never calling again. She's like, I'm shocked. Brendan, what goes in? Surely it's got to be a crazy song. Crazy. Unfortunately. Unfortunately. It does.

Unfortunately. Unfortunately it does. That one's one of the terrible ones, Brendan. Brendan, why does this one go in, but Britney Spears' Baby One More Time doesn't? Because now that you Just played that Like 10 second clip

Of it Everybody listening right now Is going to have it Stuck in their head For the rest of their life Yeah They're earworms aren't they Yeah okay

Let's go to Carl This one might be Controversial Okay I think this one Is right on the line Carl What's a pop culture song

Cha Cha Slide One hop this time One hop this time Yep Right foot two stops It's got dance moves Yeah no actually it's in It's definitely in Because who sings it One hop this time. One hop this time. Yep. Right foot, two stops. It's got dance moves. Yeah, no, actually it's in.

It's definitely in. Because who sings it? No idea. Exactly right. We've come up with a few more we're going to add to the list real quick. Let's run these past Carl as well. Okay, let's run them past Carl. Carl, is this in? It's fun to stay at the park.

That's her day. Yeah, we agree, Carl. That's going in. Okay, we agree, Carl. That's going in. Okay, from Steps, is this in? Five, six, seven, eight. Is that in? Well, I'd say it's on the fence. It could possibly be, but then it's not many people.

I thought it was. Not even remembering the dance. I thought it was in. And then when we said Britney was out, I now think this might be out. Name one of the band members of Steps. Kelly. That's not one.

Okay, Carl, is this in? Is that in? No. No, I agree. It's not in. Really? All you've got is one, like, maybe one foot stomping, and that's about it. I agree, Carl. Okay,. Really? Because all you've got is one, like, maybe one foot stomping, and that's about it.

I agree, Carl. Okay, what about this? Gangnam Style. Is Gangnam Style in? Yeah, Gangnam Style's in. That's like pretty much the pioneer of the modern day one. Okay, and one more. Is this one in?

It's not in? Nah. It's a good song. It's like, it's an absolute banger and everyone knows about it. But it's got no dance moves for it. I would have to agree with Carl. Is this not a pop culture song? Did this song not cause a movement?

Did this song not change pop culture when it came out? Did it not? It did change a lot of lives in probably the worst way possible. Everyone knows the backstory story to it. Okay. All right. I mean, it's a tough conversation, right? At least we didn't play that song that the Chainsmokers released.

Oh, this one? But first, let me take a selfie. ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plotline? That she can do.

Brie and Clint's What The Plot. It's been a rocky couple of weeks for our champ, Brie. It's been tough. You caught it back with a win last week. That doesn't mean that you're on to a new trend, though, a winning trend. Okay. One win does not a streak make. Here to take you on today is Lana.

Hi, Lana. Afternoon. Hi, how are you? We're going well. How are you? I'm good, thanks. Do you know your films? Do you know your movies, Lana. Afternoon. Hi, how are you? We're going well. How are you? I'm good, thanks. Do you know your films? Do you know your movies, Lana?

I like to think I do, but... Have you played in the car? Have you played in the car before, Lana? I've played in the car plenty of times, yeah. Excellent. You just need two out of three correct, and you'll go home with free mobile fuel. Good luck.

Your buzzer is your name. Don't wait for me to finish. First movie. Peasantborn. William Thatcher. Brie. Brie. A Knight's Tale.

A Knight's Tale is correct. Okay. Doesn't mean I've won. I need to keep my head in the game. Heath Ledger. That is a Heath Ledger classic. Okay. That is a good Ledger classic. Okay.

That is a good movie. Movie number two. Jacob, a veterinary student, is close to graduating when a terrible tragedy forces him to leave school. With nowhere else to go, he hops on a passing train and finds Bree Bree. Bree. Water for elephants. Water for elephants.

Oh, that's right. Well, if you think so, it's correct. Yes! Damn it. Good, Bree. That's the game. That's it. That's all she needs.

Sorry, Lana, there's no coming back from that. Lana did say... That's all right. You're the queen of the game. Oh, she's very polite. I think let's give her the fuel. Kiss her ass a bit more, why don't you, Lana? Lana, you're getting the fuel.

You're lovely. Oh, thanks, Bree. I mean, you are getting the fuel. You are getting the fuel. Okay, there you go. That's what's the plot. You're back on track. The score for the year, by the way, is 21 games to eight in favour of you,

which is all right, I guess. I mean, it's nearly 50-50. It's not as good as you were last year. It's not nearly 50-50. What are you talking about? No, as in they've nearly won. Oh, no, that's not 50-50, is it? It's like 60-30.

60-30. Yeah. Okay, that's what's the plot. Bree and Clint, ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. I had a very awkward encounter at a friend's house the other night. I didn't even really think about it at the time, but we were in her room. Oh, yeah, what were you guys doing?

And we were talking. Oh, yeah, what were you talking about? I can't even remember. TV show, maybe? Oh, yeah. What were you talking about? I can't even remember. TV show maybe? Yeah, probably. Anyway, something happened. She goes, oh, can you get, I think it was a pen or something. She goes, oh, can you get that pen over on my chest of drawers?

And I walked over and I went to pull open this top drawer. Oh, very invasive. Well, she kind of alluded to going to that drawer to get a pen. Did she specifically instruct you to open her top drawer? No, but I couldn't see a pen on the chest of drawers, so I opted, oh, it might be in the

top drawer. You know as well as I know, you don't just look in someone's top drawer. I didn't think about it at the time. Like of all the drawers. Second drawer down, that's okay. Bottom drawer, usually fine. Top drawer. I didn't think about it at the time. Like of all the drawers. Second drawer down, that's okay. Bottom drawer, usually fine. Top drawer. The shriek that came from her mouth as I

put my hand on the knob of the top drawer was deafening and she was just like, don't open that drawer! Don't open it! Don't open it don't open it yeah that's like harry potter's chamber of secrets literally yeah it is a secret passage and i luckily enough stopped i did not open the drawer but by golly i wanted to have a look after that have you looked

yet no did she tell you what was in her top drawer? She kind of did tell me. I don't know if I believe her. What is it? I can't say. Oh, you can't take us this far down the rabbit hole and then not tell us what was in the top drawer. Well, think about what would be in a lady's top drawer, and it's that. Oh, okay.

This lady lives alone, does she? She does. So it's not, you know, an unusual thing, but apparently there was a couple in there. And I think you're right. That's exactly where those things are kept. And why is it always,

it's so stupid, why is it always in the top drawer, the most accessible place, you know, out there in the open, why do we put all of our naughty stuff in the top drawer? I think you hit the nail on the head because it's the most accessible. True. You need access to things that live in that drawer.

When you need them, you need them quickly. Then and there. And you need to be able to get them without looking too. You need to be able to just reach over. In the dark. Yeah, and go for them. You don't want to turn the lights. Sometimes you don't want to turn the lights off.

Sometimes you want to do it with the lights off. Totally, totally. Sometimes don't want to turn the lights on. Sometimes you don't want to turn the lights on. Sometimes you want to do it with the lights off. Totally, totally. Sometimes you never want to turn the lights on. This is the thing. You're not hiding them from anybody per se. You're not going, no one will find them here. You're just hiding them from sight. That's the difference.

Because everyone knows that that's the rude draw. One time when I was moving house and this was horrific, I left to go get some boxes to do some packing up and I left my mum in my room to do some packing up. And as I was driving back to the house, I've remembered my top draw and I've never sped so fast. Don't speed, kids. But I've never sped so fast down my street speed, kids. But I've never sped so fast down my street.

I'm just imagining your mum opening that drawer and in the words of your mum, Oh, Brianna. She didn't make it to the top drawer, thank God. Top drawer is the go-to, but is it the only place? Is it, you know, the old school place? Is there a new place? Yeah.

Do you maybe not have a top drawer beside your bed? Maybe you don't have any bedsides. You've had to opt for somewhere else. Where do you hide your rude stuff? 0800 dial ZM. If you don't want to come on, you don't feel comfortable talking about it. You can text us. 9696.

Maybe it just is the top drawer. Maybe it is. And maybe that has led you down. Maybe your mum's found it before as well. Hey, we'll take those stories too. But the question. Yeah. 0800 dial ZM.

Where do you hide your rude stuff? ZM Spree and Clint. The podcast. Nearly had a run in with one of my friends' top drawers. And we all know where most of the time people keep their rude stuff. In the top drawer. Yeah, I didn't even think about it. When you say top drawer, I'm thinking top drawer of the time people keep their rude stuff. In the top drawer. Yeah, I didn't even think about it. When you say top drawer, I'm thinking top drawer of the bedside.

This was the top drawer of a chest of drawers. Oh, just as personal. Because she didn't have... Bedside drawers? Bedside drawers. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So obviously that's the next place you're going to go. The top drawer of the tall boy.

Yes. That's the next one, right? That's the next best spot. Or is it? We're trying to find out this afternoon. Where do you keep your rude stuff? Is there another spot for it?

It's somewhere else. Hi, Amy. Hello. Amy, tell us, where do you hide your rude stuff? Kind of random, but it gets kept

in like the top drawer in our lounge, but like in the remote pocket thing for the couch. Amy, you mad dog. What? I know. In the lounge? In the lounge, yeah. Where people are grabbing for the

remotes all the time. Yeah, so that's like the running joke of it all. So it was a secret banter present to my mum, just as a joke. And so now that it just comes out. And then you're like, oh, I might keep that. Imagine that, you're around Amy's place and you're like, oh, the remote's shaking.

Well, that's exactly the funny thing. You know, you go to grab the remote, you might get something else. You are wild. It's a lucky dip at Amy's house. Oh, yeah. There are great texts on this as well where people. There's some really good texts. Where they're keeping their rude stuff.

There's some people that are saying that they used to have it in the top drawer, but since having kids, there's been a few incidences... Oh, right. ...where they've had to move them because the kids have gotten into the top drawer and come out waving it about. On a bedside drawer, that top drawer is probably the... As soon as a kid's able to stand up, that's probably the most accessible drawer for them. Exactly right.

I love this text though. Someone said, I hide mine and the whole drawer underneath the bed. I have given very strict instructions to my husband and my sister if anything happens to me to get rid of them. Clear my browser history and destroy my drawer. Hi, Anton. Sorry, no, Anton. history and destroy my drawer. Hi, Anton. Oh, sorry. No, Anton. Anonymous.

Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi. Tell us, Anonymous, where do you keep your rude stuff? So my main ones, they go in these display cushions. I've got display cushions on my bed that unzip, so I put them in the back of that. Genius.

Smart. No one expects that. And then my second one, I hide it in the ones that I don't usually use, they're in my foot spa in the top of the wardrobe. In the foot spa? Yeah, in the little foot spa. In the wee compartment where the pumice rock and all that is. Yeah. Can you imagine you go over to Anonymous' house and you're like, pillow fight!

Just get hit in the face by a bag of dick. Can you imagine worse than that? You go to the doctor and the doctor's like, you've got a foot fungus down there. How did you get that? What the hell is going on? Oh, that's right. I keep my rude stuff inside my foot spa.

And he's like, that could do it. It's cross-contamination. That is a weird spot, but no one would look there, would they? No one would look. We've lost our last person. We're not going to have them on. Oh, we have? Yeah.

Oh, no, wait. Producer Ellie is working on it. Oh, yeah? Oh, it's anonymous. Okay, they're anonymous as well. Hi, anonymous. Are you there? Hello.

Anonymous. Hi, sorry. It's all right. I set to go and... Hide your rude stuff? Rescue them. Yeah. So we were listening in the car, and my daughter's like,

hey, Mum, where do you have to put your toys? And I'm like, you know, just nowhere. And then she said, is that the toys in Dad's drawer? That you said that were in Aladdin? Yeah, and then I'm on hold waiting, and she's like, Mum, I'm trying to get into this drawer. She's gone looking for these toys. Okay, we're going to let you go.

And we're going to buy you a gift. We're so sorry. It's a one-way ticket out of the country and a new name and a new family. One more text from the text machine. Someone said, bottom drawer It's a bigger drawer for me Right, let's get a birthday banger on for a Thursday

Number one songs on your 16th birthday Let's talk to Kirsty You want to go Kirsty first? I can birthday. Let's talk to... Kirstie. You want to go Kirstie first? I can go Dana. Let's go Kirstie first. Hi, Kirstie.

Kirstie. Hi, how you doing? Good. What's your birthday? The 3rd of May, 1980. Okay, Kirstie. You were 16 in 1996 on the 3rd of May, and this is your birthday banger.

Can't get enough. Can't get enough. Can't get enough. No. Can't get enough. Can't get enough. No. Can't get enough. Oh, this is a birthday banger. Oh, this is a Kiwi classic. That's awesome. Super Groove and Can't Get Enough.

What a great birthday banger. You'd have to be happy with that, right? Hell yeah. Hell yeah. I love that song. You've never heard Super Groove, have you? No, I haven't heard it. Sounds good, though.

Well, sounds like I won't be getting your vote, if that's what it comes down to. We'll see what else there is. Hi, Sharon. Hi. How are you? Hi, Shaz. Not bad. My birthday's on the 28th of December, 1959.

Okay, Sharon, you were 16 in 1975 on the 28th of December, and back in the 70s, this was a hit. So when you're near me, darling, can't you hear me? It's so it. Oh, Shaz, talk to me. Oh, don't know what to say. It's not too bad. It's pretty good.

It's not bad for an old girl. I can hear my mum shouting at the radio right now going, play that one. That one. You have to play that one. That one. You have to play that one. Does that bring back memories? Oh, definitely. Definitely.

Does that remind you of being 16, Chas? I'm not really quite sure. It was a long time ago. No, fair enough. Sharon, I love her. And Dania. Hi, Dania. Hi, Dania.

Hi. Dana. Yes, that's it. Dana. Perfect. Sorry, Dana. What's your birthday? The 26th of March, 1988. Dana. Yes, that's it. Dana. Perfect. Sorry, Dana. What's your birthday? The 26th of March, 1988.

Okay, you were 16 in 2004 on the 26th of March, and this is your birthday banger. Yeah. Ah, our first song from this century. That's good. Toxic had a Kiwi in the this century. That's good. Toxic had a Kiwi in the music video. That's right. Martin Henderson was in the music video.

I love that Britney Spears song. Do you like it, Dana? I love it. I love all the songs that just played. Sorry? They're all good today. They've all got something about them. Where does your vote lie, Brie?

What are you going with? I'm really torn. I mean, I just love pissing Ross Boss off in this segment. So I'd love to play ABBA. Mm-hmm. And have we had that song come up before? No, we've never had that ABBA song come up. Well.

I'm just going to play Devil's Advocate. If we're going to play an ABBA song, if we're going to risk our jobs gonna, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna play Devil's Advocate. If we're gonna play an ABBA song, if we're gonna risk our song, our jobs over an ABBA song, is that the ABBA song? Is it that one? What one would you play?

Um, Tragedy. That, was that an original ABBA song? Yeah, you're thinking of the Steps cover.

No, wasn't it a BG song? Oh, damn, it was too. So you can't play a cover and don't say Mama Mere, that's it was too. So you can't play a cover. And don't say Mamma Mia. That's so, like, predictable.

Waterloo. No, I want Supergroove. I want SOS Abba. Okay, we're going to the producers. You can choose the producer. Ellie. Ellie, what are we playing? Are we playing Supergroove or Abba? Or are we playing Britney Spears? I think my mum would kill me if I didn't play Abba. She's done it!

Yeah, she's done it. She's done it. I love it. I can't wait to tell Shez. Sharon. Sharon. Good choice. Good choice.

You've won today, Shez. Oh, thanks a lot. If we get fired, can we come stay with you? Yeah, sure. All right, good. There are those happy days, they seem so hard to find. I tried to reach for you, but you have closed your mind. Whatever happened to our love?

I wish I understood. It used to be so nice, it used to be so good So when you're near me darling can't you hear me SOS The love you gave me nothing else can save me SOS When you're gone how can I even try to go on? When you're gone Though I try, how can I carry on? You seemed so far away Though you were standing near

You made me feel alive But something died, I fear I really tried to make it up I wish I understood What happened to our love It used to be so good So when you near me darling Can't you hear me?

It's so it's The love you gave me Nothing else can save me It's so it's When you're gone How can I even try to go on? When you're gone, how can I even try to go on? When you're gone, though I darling, can't you hear me? S.O.S. And the love you gave me, nothing else can save me. S.O.S.

When you're gone, how can I even try to go on? When you're gone, no one's eye, how can I carry on? When you're gone, how can I even try to go on? When you're gone Bring it home How can I carry on ZM, Bree and Clint That's the winner of Birthday Banger today No regrets at all

From none other than Ebba Let's go back to back Ebba on ZM this afternoon Someone's texted and said I love this song It reminds me of dancing in the lounge as a kid, listening to classic hits jukebox Saturday nights with mum and her friends while they had a few wines. Me too.

You know what? Me too. It takes me right there. What about this text? Abba, play it. No! Were they Swedish? Is that what they were? Swedish.

Swedish. Swedish. My auntie, actually, her and my other auntie went dressed as ABBA with their husbands to my mum and dad's 30th wedding anniversary. Oh, yeah. And it was real awkward. Because my auntie Julie had the white flares on. Yeah.

And she didn't have a G-banger. Oh, she just had her black undies underneath? Or did she go commando? Oh, no. And she had a bit of an accident. Your Aunty Julie in the downstairs situation, she needs help. She split the pants. She had to go home early.

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Did you write them down? I wrote down a couple of letters. Nah, that's fine. There's no rules. No, that's the advantage of being third. You're smart. Yeah, okay. We play again tomorrow for $500.

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Gather round, family. This is a story about a man who was hiking in Brisbane and he's fallen down. Is this in Brisbane? Yeah. I read this story. Yeah. I didn't know it was in Brisbane. Oh's fallen down. Is this in Brisbane? Yeah. I read this story. Yeah. I didn't know it was in Brisbane.

Oh, yeah, yeah. So he was hiking. Where does it say he was specifically? He's a Brisbane bushwalkers guide. Did it say where he was hiking? Not the Glasshouse Mountains. Where was he hiking? You know, it doesn't give the detail.

Mount Warning? Yeah, let's go with that. Anyway, he hiking? You know, it doesn't give the detail. Mount Warning? Yeah, let's go with that. Anyway, he snapped his leg in half and had to crawl out of the bushwalk carrying his own leg. So which bone did he break? So let me read you the description he's given. He said he's 54 years old and while

he was hiking he... Not the youngest rooster. No, but he said routine three-hour hike. But he fell down a waterfall. He fell six metres down the waterfall, which is D's. Six metres. He went to call for help. He got out his cell phone to call for help. And when he took it out, he dropped it into the river.

And so it was broken and he couldn't use it. It was his time. You would start to think that, right? Wouldn't you think that? He said, my left foot just below my ankle, clean snapped in half. The whole bottom of my leg came loose. I had to carry my leg,

and legs are very heavy when they're not connected to anything. Oh, that is so grim. It gives me 127 Hours movie vibes. That's what I said. I guess that guy had to hack his own arm off. I think that's a little bit different. With a blunt saw. I think I'd rather carry my leg than hack my arm off.

The man had some painkillers on him, so he crawled out. Okay, what painkillers is that guy taking that's going to even touch that pain? Panadol and Nurofen. Was it Panadol Rapid? Doesn't say. I hope it was Nurofen Zavance. Yeah, the quick one. That's the one that works quickly. Side note, is there any difference between regular neurofen and period neurofen? No. Is there not? I don't believe so.

Okay, that's a whole other topic. He made some splints for his leg out of sticks. That's not going to do anything. And then he just hobbled his way out. Took him two days to get out. Three-hour hike and took him two days to get out of the bush, and he did it. He's alive.

This might be a dumb question and stop me, but how did he carry his leg? I guess he... You think about it. Yeah. Do you want to get down on the floor and try it?

No. Try and come out so you've broken one leg. You can't stand on it at all. You can't stand on it at all. And hopping, hopping would be horrific because that would make the leg swing and it would bounce around. So what do I do? I can't move.

No, he crawled. So he got down on all fours. Well, all threes, I guess. Not like this. Yeah. This is very visual, but yeah, Bree's doing like a bum slide, like crab soccer, except she's holding one of the legs up. It looks like I've got worms

Can you imagine how roughed up your butt would be If that's the way you had to get out of the bush Yeah mine's red raw from just that ZM's Bree and Clint The podcast Like it or not Vaping is a hot topic in 2019 We all thought we'd have flying cars

But instead we're all sucking on USB sticks That taste like watermelon It kind of came out of nowhere. It did. Yeah, I agree with you. Like it wasn't in Back to the Future when he goes, travels to 2016 or 2015. E-ciggies were a thing

and they were like going with smokers and then all of a sudden these flavoured ones came in and then boom all of a sudden everyone's got one. What's the difference between an e-cigarette and a vape? Do you remember the early e-cigarettes? And they actually looked like cigarettes, but they had a butt on them and they had a light on the end. That was the most nubious bit of it.

You sucked on it and a green light came on the end. So it kind of tricked you into thinking you were having a cigarette without really having one. And then they went, oh shit, that's not what people want. They just want heaps and heaps of vape cloud and the taste of mango. Yeah. India has banned vapes.

The country, India the country, has banned the production, import, and sale of electronic cigarettes and vapes. That is a huge decision, isn't it? It's huge. How many people live in India? It's like one of the most populated countries in the world. It is the most populated country in the world, I believe.

China and India. China or India. India has the second most smokers in the world. They have 106 million adult smokers. Has it come out and said why they've banned vaping? They've said for health reasons. They've said considering this. What, but they've got cigarettes there. This've said for health reasons. They've said considering this. What, but they've got cigarettes there.

This is the really interesting thing. Oh, come on. Considering the seriousness of the impact of e-cigarettes on the youth, the cabinet has approved an ordinance to ban e-cigarettes, they said at a news conference. And when I say e-cigarettes, they showed like jewels and that sort of stuff. So it is vapes. It is vapes.

It does make you go, ban smoking then. If you're worried about health implications, then why don't you ban smoking? So that to me says it says, look, we can't teach an old dog new tricks. Let's just get rid of all the old ones. They're gone. They're going to die soon. Let's focus on the youth

and ban vapes, because that's what the youth like. And all the old smokers will just die. But they're going to get into smoking. So the youth are now going to go, well, I can't vape. Maybe I'll have a cigarette. You know? Look, look, look. No one is standing

here and going, vapes are healthy. No one's going... They're definitely not. Inhaling anything into your lungs apart from air, there's no way that it's good for you. No. But to me surely it's still the lesser of two evils. Well, who knows?

We don't actually know that. No, we don't know. There's not enough tests that have been done. I mean, smoking, we know all the effects don't we? There's been enough tests. It been done. I mean, smoking, we know all the effects, don't we? Yeah, yeah. There's been enough tests. It's been around for long enough.

Yeah, I think the science is pretty conclusive on that one. Yeah, the science is, yeah. I don't think there's any grey area. Anyway, if you're heading to India any time soon. Leave your vape at home. Yeah, hit the hard stuff, baby. It's time to get back into real cigarettes. That is not what you should be saying to people.

What else are you going to do? No!