ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 20th 2018

Episode Date: September 20, 2018

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ZM! Let's go! Now let me see you dance! ZM's Brie and Clint Woo! Kia ora New Zealand, happy Thursday afternoon Kia ora New Zealand Kia ora New Zealand

I thought I'd jump on board Nah it's good, get involved mate I like it, I like it Te wiki o te reo Māori is every wiki Waka What? I was using a Māori language Waka?

Yeah, it means boat It does, well it means vehicle, yeah Vehicle, does it? What? I was using a Māori language. Waka? Yeah. It means boat. It does. Well, it means vehicle, yeah. Vehicle. Does it? See, I'm learning. I'm getting there.

This time yesterday, speaking of Kiwi-isms, we introduced you to the idea of lolly cake. I said to everybody, text Bree and tell her how good lolly cake is. Man, the text machine nearly exploded. It went off. People are passionate about lolly cake. And for that reason, I've got some lolly cake here for you. I am so excited about this because yesterday I felt so out of the loop. Yeah.

Ellie's picked this up just from a bakery for us. Thanks, producer Ellie. From a local bakery. I would like you to try, live on the radio, no mucking around, your first ever piece of lolly cake. It looks delicious. Pop that. Whip it right out for us.

Yeah. Look at that. Yeah. have a look at that. Pop that in the gob and then let us know exactly what you think. It's like a unicorn sliding down a rainbow. Oh, yeah. You can stay.

That's right, you can stay. Holy hell, that's good. Where have you been my whole life? Speaking of blasts from the past, there is a thing from a lot of our childhoods that is coming back just in time for Christmas, and I reckon you're going to want this real bad. I'll tell you what it is after 6.60.

ZM, Bree and Clint. I'm giving up. ZM's Bree and Clint. Lollicake's really good, actually. Oh, so good. Mmm. I feel like I've got a... Sugar hit.

Yeah, I feel like I need a filling now. I need six. Yeah. How cool the announcement yesterday that one of the most loved gaming consoles ever, I'm going to say it, say it out loud, PlayStation 1 is being refurbished. That's going to trigger some pleasure centres for some 90s babies right there. Were you a PlayStation 1 owner?

Oh, yeah. How good was it? Oh, yeah. There good was it? Oh, yeah. There were so many great games. So anyway. I don't know about you, but we got the PlayStation for Christmas and that was quite a big deal for our family. So did we.

We didn't really have the money to buy a lot of games. Do you remember the demo discs that you could get? And it had like eight games on it, but you could only play the first level. Man, we played the crap out of the first level of so many different games. I think we played that disc so hard that we nearly ended up ruining it. Like it couldn't be played anymore. So they're releasing this PlayStation 1 classic

where it's going to be a miniature version, you know, like Nintendo did? No. Like they did that, oh, was it last year? They released a miniature Nintendo 64, I think it was. Oh, okay. So this is the PlayStation version, and it's going to be preloaded with 20 classic titles.

Yeah, because they can get all the tech from those things into pretty small boxes now, right? Yeah, it makes sense. So it's going to be half the size of the original console. Does it look like the original? Is it grey? It looks exactly the same. Does it have the same controllers?

Same controllers, and they're not smaller. They're going to be the same. Does it have the same controllers? Same controllers. Yeah. And they're not smaller. They're going to be the same size. Yeah, good. So it comes with two controllers and you'll get the miniature size console and it's going to be about $178 New Zealand. What? Yeah, and you're going to get the 20 classic titles already preloaded onto the console.

How good is that? That is, that's wicked. Now, you could probably go on Trade Me and find a PlayStation 1 worth 20 games for $100. Yeah but you're going to have to blow on the discs and wipe them. It'll keep freezing on the load up screen. And then the memory card won't work. Plus it doesn't have an HDMI input.

Oh this is a pain in the ass. This sounds great. Yeah so it's available for pre-order on December the 3rd and they've only released so far five of the game titles that are going to be on it. They're so smart with that timing. That's Christmas. Yeah.

Everybody is getting one of those for Christmas. Brilliant. Yeah. Okay. What are the games? So they've released and announced so far Final Fantasy will be on there. Yeah. Tekken 3.

Yes. Ridge Racer. Yeah. Type 4. Yeah. I don't remember that game. Jumping Flash and Wild Arms. Oh, Wild Arms.

Where's the real, I mean, it says there's 20 games on there. Yeah. So what games would you be hoping for? You know what's missing straight away. Crash Bandicoot. Crash has to be in there. It has to be one of the 20, right? Has to be in there. It has to be one of the 20, right? Has to be.

It's the all-time best game on PlayStation. Yeah. Ooga booga. They've got to at least have Crash Team Racing or something like that on there. Surely. Yeah. What would be another game?

Like, let's talk, let's just say, obviously, PlayStation had its certain games, but if we're talking every console back in the day, what do you think are some of the best games on old school gaming consoles? Well, even just for PlayStation, you have to have Tony Hawk. Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2. So good. Yes.

And it's one of those games where no one had any clue, well, I didn't, how to do tricks. No, just push all the buttons. Every button under the sun. Tony's just done 18 backflips. How did you do that? I've got no idea. I can't remember. Yeah.

Same with Tekken. Just total button bashing. Oh, God, I love Tekken. Get in there. Yeah, yeah. So good. How good's a trip down memory lane, eh? Spyro the Dragon.

I've got some Spyro the Dragon, actually. Oh, yeah. Is this this spyro that's spyro the opening theme song that was a classic yeah what are some of your other favorites oh do you remember goldeneye 007 nintendo 64. no that was on playstation 2. was it i think oh maybe not no it was a nintendo 64. well, that was on PlayStation 2. Was it? I think. Or maybe not. No, it was Nintendo 64. Well, I love that game. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was great. Sonic the Hedgehog.

I've got some Sonic, I think, actually. Is that Sonic? That's Sonic. That's, I think, old school. That's like Sega Mega Drive. Or even maybe older than that. There you go. That's the noise I'm looking for.

Yeah, that's the Ring Collection. Okay, well this is fun. It's just reminiscing. We want to ask you this afternoon 0800DALZM what is your all-time old school favourite game? Oh yeah, what do you want on this PlayStation? Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

What do you think this old school gaming console should be loaded with? Call us, 0800-DARLS-AT-M, or you can text us on 9696. Zinni is brilliant, Clint. Sony revealed yesterday that they will be releasing a remastered version of PlayStation 1. The console will be half the size of the original, and you'll be able to get it around December-ish, $178 it'll cost you. All the 20 games already loaded on it? Yes.

You don't need any CDs? They've only released five of the games that will be on the console. Two things that I need because I love the old school feel of it. So cool. I'd be happy if they didn't need memory cards though, like if they've just built some memory into it. Yeah, that was so annoying. And also,

what's the other thing that I wanted? What did I want? You're right. Oh, no, that's it. Got to be able to add more games because you know, and this is what we're already finding

in these 20 games, not enough. No, you need them all. They haven't released what they all are yet, but one glaring omission, no Crash Bandicoot. There are a lot of texts coming in for what games we will want on there. We've really

honed in on a bit of nostalgia here. Gran Turismo. You'll put Gran Turismo on there, wouldn't you? Loved Gran Turismo. There was this one time we had this unbelievable race in Gran Turismo. We didn't have a memory card. But we wanted to save it so we left it on the TV for two

days until we could get a memory card. Andrew, what game... Oh, hang on a second. Actually, let's go with Simone. What game do they need to put on that new PlayStation they're putting out? The PlayStation One. Simone? Hello? What game do you want to be added?

Mario Brothers. Oh. So they have to do some real Nintendo crossbreeding there. I used to love it. Actual Super Mario Brothers or Mario Kart? Mario Brothers. Oh yeah.

That's my Mario impression. This is very accurate, this music too. This is a real original lo-fi, plug it into the big TV at your grandma's house type situation. So good. When did Yoshi come into it? Who's Yoshi? Is Yoshi the mushroom? No, Yoshi's the little dinosaur green thing.

Oh, I don't know. It's like, Yoshi! That sounds like a bolt-on to me. No, that's what it sounded like. Blake, old school game. What needs to be in there? We need to add tomba. Tomba?

What is tomba? You go around and fight. Pigs take over your village or something. You go around and fight them. You got to take it. Oh, I might remember that game. Is this tomba here, Blake? I think so.

It's been so long. Yeah, It's been so long. Yeah, it's been so long. You don't know what the game was. No, there's pigs in it, he says. A lot of calls for Jonah Lomu rugby to be put on there. Do you remember the game 40 Winks? No. Someone has just texted and said,

40 Winks, the game used to scare the crap out of me as a kid. That was a creepy game, actually. Do you remember of me as a kid. That was a creepy game, actually. Do you remember Ape Escape? Yes. Oh, that was a great game. Do you remember Abe's Odyssey? Yes. And Abe's Exodus? God, that was creepy. Abe was a creepy game. He was like an alien slave who had to escape from some

factory. Bizarre. Finally, Andrew, old school game. What do you need? Well, I had Jonah Lomu Rugby. Jonah Lomu rugby. What a classic. You can get a lot of money for a good intact copy of Jonah Lomu rugby on Trade Me these days. You can. It's unreal.

Yeah, it's unreal, right. Were you any good? Yeah, I was alright. I would actually say if they had eSports back in 1995 when it came out, I would have been the world champion. Pretty good then, all right. Thanks very much. That's a full-on theme music, isn't it?

It's John Lombe Rugby, baby. I love how in New Zealand that was obviously like, you know, the game to get. Yeah, I love how you're pretending to know what Joe Lummi wrote. ZDM's brilliant club. We have a decision to make on the show this afternoon and I would like some help making that decision from someone. If anybody listening right now could give us a call on 0800DIALZM, I just need one person to help out with something.

If you could call now, that would be great. Yeah, there was a conversation that happened yesterday and the producers are in the studio. Producer Ben, Producer Ellie, welcome. Afternoon. Afternoon. A conversation happened where, look, we're going to New Plymouth tomorrow and there's one team member

that we've talked about on this show who has a KORU membership. And that person is you, Clinton Roberts. Yeah, it's me. Because you fancy. Look, look, I decided to treat myself one time and fly the friendly skies in style.

And yes, I'm not ashamed to admit. So you're saying this is the first time you've ever had a KORU membership? He's had it for years. It's definitely the second year. You've got that special tag on your bag. We get it. You're better than us. Yeah.

You're now trying to make it Hunger Games style where we're going to fight it out to who gets to go into the Koru Lounge tomorrow. Thank you. Interstage lift, Clinton Roberts, the man with the Koru membership. All of a sudden, I'm the one in charge. All four of us are flying Air New Zealand, our national carrier,

to New Plymouth Taranaki tomorrow for our party at the Good Home tomorrow night. I have, on my Kuru membership, one guest pass to take into the lounge with me each time. And what we have here are three people who I believe would have liked to experience the luxury of said Kuru lounge. Is that fair to say, team?

I see the issue. Yeah, I'd love to. You'd love to. Ellie? It'd be quite nice. Ellie, have you ever been in there? No. Oh, it's fantastic. You'd love it. Free food? No. Free drinks? Amazing. Open bar? I would like free food and an open bar as well. Thank you. Do you know if you feel like it, you can just

duck in and have a shower. They've got a room with towels and moisturiser and soap. We've been living like peasants. I would like you guys right now to tell me why you're the person I should take into the

kuru lounge at the airport with me. And the person who will decide who gets it is you, George. Is that fair? Yeah, that sounds pretty fair. You can help me with that? George, you sound delightful. All right, bro. They're going to pitch one by one.

I'm going to give you each 10 seconds to tell me why you deserve to come in. Who would like to go first? Do you want me to go first? You go first, Ben. Producer Ben. So I've got 10 seconds? Yeah. I need more than 10 seconds.

Fine. Screw the timer. Okay, good. Ben, why should you come I've got 10 seconds? Yeah. I need more than 10 seconds. Fine, screw the timer. Okay, good. Ben, why should you come into the Kuru Lounge? I'd like to play some audio. Play that audio. No, not that audio. The orange button. Hit that.

The one labelled secret audio. That one, play it. Would you like me to release this footage that I'm holding up in front of you? What is it, Clint? That's my... That's your wedding video. That's my wedding video. Clint.

You son of a... Yeah. Oh, this is blackmail. I see what you've done here. Ben filmed... For those who don't know, Ben was at my wedding earlier this year and he filmed the whole thing. I haven't seen the footage yet.

This is the first time I've... It's good, Producer Ben. You've done a great job on that. You have. Okay. If you want me there, then I'll give you the footage. God, that's dirty. And what if I don't give it to you?

I don't know. I can delete it if you want. What the hell? Okay. Ellie, why should you come into the Kuru Lounge? Well, as you know, I've never been in the Kuru Lounge. Also, you also know about me, I don't eat too much, so there's more food for you.

There's unlimited food in the Kuru Lounge. Damn it. Okay. Yeah, well, I'll drink less alcohol. Oh, that's unlimited too. Damn it. But, hey, I like drink less alcohol. Oh, that's unlimited. Yeah, it's unlimited as well. Damn it. But hey, I like your gusto. Train of thought.

Bree Thomasel, the main person who makes fun of me for having this membership. Why are you the person who should come on? I keep you honest. Good afternoon, fellow speakers, Clinton Roberts and all of New Zealand. First, can I start by saying how truly honoured I am to be here with all of you this afternoon in this amazing country. Time. The land of the long white cloud. When I first moved to New Zealand from across the ditch, I was truly impressed with how welcomed and accepted I felt by everyone, including you, Clint.

A key part of that was when you welcomed me into the Coru Lounge as a guest for the first time. I knew that you truly valued our friendship and could extend an olive branch even though I am Australian. Which brings me to my first argument point. What? How long is that? Is there just a start? In 2006, Air New Zealand conducted research to find

out what traits... Jesus, even George is yawning. Instinctively Kiwi, they came up with these four traits. Welcome as a friend, can do, be yourself, share New Zealand. In summary, based on these four main values that are the core of Air New Zealand as an organisation, I believe welcoming me as your friend is something you can do to be yourself

and share your New Zealand. Thank you very much, Brie. George, who's coming into the Kauru Lounge? Jesus. Jesus, guys. That is a tough one. And I had made my decision early on with the preparation of blackmail.

You know what to do. You know what to do. Think of my marriage. Oh, my God. It's going to be no one. And as much as Bree's touching, heartfelt speech was great, the blackmail preparation is pretty fair. Don't reward blackmail.

Are you serious, George? Hey, you've got to help yourself out if you need. He hasn't said it yet. And Clint's wedding sounds pretty important to him. Pretty important, yeah, pretty important, right? Say the words, George. So I think Producer Ben is... Yeah!

Yeah! Oh, well. Brie, we get to hang out. It's fine. I'd rather hang out with you Yeah. Dang it. Oh, well. Brie, we get to hang out. It's fine. I'd rather hang out with you anyway. Let's hang out in the toilet section of the airport. How good was Ellie's one? I won't eat much.

ZDM's brain clips. Shakespeare Shazam. Shakespeare Shazam is your chance to fly to Sydney and see Shakespeare at the Pop-Up Globe Theatre over there. We'll give you flights, accommodation for you and a friend and tickets. It's to celebrate Pop-Up Globe returning to Auckland this summer with a brand new season. It opens November 16 and you can book now at popupglobe.co.nz. We've been doing this all week where we've gotten some of the Shakespearean actors who are amazing

to perform some songs that you would hear on the ZM playlist. It really changes the meaning of some of the Shakespearean actors who are amazing to perform some songs that you would hear on the ZM playlist. Really changes the meaning of some of them. It really gets intense, doesn't it? Ashley, have you heard any of these yet? Yes, I have. Yesterday's one was raunchy, wasn't it? It was a bit.

We did Shakespearean Akon Smack That. Yeah, I liked it. Very dear. You liked it. Well, I think you'd like the pop-up globe. We have another one, and I'm going to say right now, it is no less raunchy, okay? Are you ready, Ashley?

We're going to play you the whole song, and then we're going to come to you and see what you think that song is. Correctly identify it. You're in the draw to go to Sydney, okay? Okay. Here we go. Good luck. This is Shakespeare Shazam.

I'm just a bachelor. I'm looking for a partner. Someone who knows how to ride without even falling off. Got to be compatible. Take me to my limits. Girl, when I break you off, I promise that you won't want to get off. If you're horny, let's do it. Ride it.

My pony. My saddle's waiting. Come and jump on it. There was a big pause on the end there. Okay. It sounded like it was in medieval times. Ashley. Do you like that one, Ashley?

Did you like it, first of all? Very raunchy. Can you identify that song and artist correctly? I think it's Pony by Ginuwai. Yes! Congratulations. You are one of only five people in the draw for this trip, okay? You could be getting a call

from us very shortly to say you're off to Sydney. This is exciting. Nice work, Ashley. Thank you. Zin's Brie and Clint. from us very shortly to say you're off to Sydney. This is exciting. Nice work, Ashley. Thank you. ZDM's Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger.

I'm feeling something good in my waters today. It's because you had a wine with lunch. Yeah, I actually need to go to the toilet. This is where you guys call up and we figure out

what was top in the charts in New Zealand on your actual 16th birthday. Yesterday we managed to play no one's birthday banger because we got the dates wrong. But the song that came up was so good we had to play Ghetto Superstar. It was so good. Let's see what comes out today. Nicole,

hi. Hi, Nicole. Hi, how are you? Good. What's your birthday? 2nd August 1994. Okay, Nicole, you were 16 in 2010 on the 2nd of August and this is your birthday banger. I'm just going to stand there and watch me burn. Why don't you get im-a-nims?

How do you feel about that? Yeah, no, not bad. Not bad. I definitely was barking that out at 16. I was going to say, does it bring back good 16-year-old memories for you? Probably like dating a boyfriend and just broken up, probably singing that.

God, that was a banger. Yeah. That song was so good, Nicole, that they released part two. Do you remember that? Nah. You know it's a banger when they release a part two. Okay, it's going to be tough to beat, to be honest with you. Next up is Vincent.

Hey, Vincent. Hi, Vinny. Oh, hey again. Good. What's your birthday? 10th of June, 2000. Okay, Vinny, you were 16 in 2016 on the 10th of June, and topping the charts a couple of years ago was this.

I need a one dance. Got an Hennessy in my hand. One more time for either. Banger. Vinny, this is a... What a banger. What a banger, right? Tune.

Also, you're a very adult-sounding 18-year-old, by the way. Oh, thank you for that. How's it going? You driving the highlights? Look, it doesn't matter. You're in contention to win Birthday Banger today. Good luck. I like both of those.

Glenn, you've got a tough job ahead of you to beat both of those tracks. Afternoon, Glenn. G'day. What's your birthday? It's an old one. 9th of June, 1967. Oh, these are the ones we love, Glenn. You were 16 in 1983 on the 9th of June,

and back in the 80s, this was top of the chart. Oh, Glenn. I think we just need to play the song, right, Glenn? Glenn, Glenn, Glenn. Yeah, I think so. Glenn, Glenn, Glenn. Just hit play. MJ, hit play, mate.

We're not even going to vote, are we? Hit play on that. Yeah. This. Hit play, mate. We're not even going to vote, are we? Hit play on that. Yeah. This is for you, Glenn. Your birthday banger. This is the oldest song we've done. Did you say 1980 what? 83, baby.

This is older than Whitney. ZM, Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Beat it. Beat it. No one wants to beat it. Beat it. Oh, re-enclosed in him. That's the winner of Birthday Banger today. Michael Jackson's Beat It. It's just a matter of time.

That's, oh. I'm just a little bit. Beat it. How good's Michael Jackson? That might be one of the dumbest things ever said on radio, but how good is Michael Jackson? Seriously. It's your, you could redeem yourself right now. How? That might be one of the dumbest things ever said on radio, but how good is Michael Jackson? Seriously.

You could redeem yourself right now. How? Remember last time we played MJ? Yeah. And we did a... Oh, don't make me do it again. Come on, mate. I've done mine. It's close to midnight.

Bring down the bed. Bring it down. Bring down the song. You're open too. Bring down the bed Bring it down Bring down the song Why do I try? Why do I try? No, you're O from two I can't I can't Michael Jackson Mate

You testy blew out Two times in a row I can't Michael He He And I can't do a Pacific Island Char Who Well how Breein Clint The number one show

For testy blowouts Live on the air Zinni is Breein Clint How the number one show for testy blowouts live on the air. ZDM's Bree and Clint. How juicy has The Bachelor Australia been this season? It's been rock solid. It's a 9 out of 10, I'd give it. I couldn't.

Honestly, the idea of watching The Australian Bachelor to me last year, I couldn't think of a worse thing to do in my evenings. This series, fantastic. The Honey Badger makes it. Yeah. He's great. And this week, it's been very juicy. Or so The Bachelor Australia have led us to believe.

Right. A couple of nights ago, the whole episode, did you see this? They were hooking to the biggest bombshell ever. Nah. Brooke, one of the main girls that Nick Cummins is into, the Honey Badgers, one of his front runners, has to drop a bombshell and it's going to happen this episode. She's definitely the favourite.

She's like a clear favourite. He's given her a key to his house and he's taken her on more dates than anyone else. I almost feel sad for everyone else on the show. If you haven't seen the series or the season, it's the girl that right at the start when she walks up, she had two rugby balls. Yeah, she's a rugby player. Yeah, she's a rugby player but she didn't know who he was.

And he's a wallaby, former wallaby. Former wallaby, yeah. So that's the girl we're talking about. Anyway, so in the in the episode they all go through this human lie detector where this guy kind of interrogates all of the girls and talks to them about their past and how they feel about nick and then it gets to the point of the episode where she has to drop this massive bombshell and this is what happens so i've had four relationships from 17 i was with a guy for three years this is what happens. So I've had four relationships from 17.

I was with a guy for three years. This is really uncomfortable for me to tell you about. But I've also had two relationships with women. I'm not a bisexual or a lesbian or anything like that. I'm a big lover of people and who they are, and I just really don't want to be judged on that. No way. How do you feel? It's pretty big, I'm sorry. I just really needed to feel it.

I'm so glad that you feel it. You feel comfortable enough to share that with me. She's dated chicks. Bombshell. I'm not going to lie. I was kind of like, whoa, that's a big bomb. Well, according to The Bachelor Australia, that's a big bombshell. I was like, are they serious? I was thinking she'd been in jail or she'd had seven children or, you know, something massive. She's just dated girls.

She's dated a couple of girls. Oh, yeah. It's good because the honey badger turns around and says, I'm glad you brought that up because while I was a wallaby, I actually hooked up with Israel Folau. Allegedly. He won't tell anyone. He's very ashamed of it.

What are the odds, though? You and I have been planning this bisexual-er that we're doing at the moment where we're trying to find a bisexual person to go on dates with people just like The Bachelor. And i mean coincidence well yeah definitely coincidence they didn't organize they didn't organize her because they knew what we were doing i mean you never know well you're right you never know these days you just never know but i mean it is it's interesting that we're talking about it right now and the whole idea of the bisexual is to go hey it's not a big deal it's not a big deal. It's not a big deal.

It's just people dating people, finding love. There are other kinds of relationships other than him and her. And like Nick Cummins said, we're all just souls inhabiting bodies. That's all we are. We're just people who want to love people. Bombshell. We thought it'd be fun this afternoon. Oh, there we go.

If you guys called us on 0800 dial ZM with your bombshells. Oh. When has someone, and it can be anything, doesn't have to be dating related, when was a bombshell dropped on you? Oh. Yeah, I don't know. I'm keen.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Because my mind straight away goes to partner, parents, best friends. What about those stories where you hear when someone's leading an entire- Separate life. Separate life. Yeah. I've got a wife and six kids.

Yeah. I'm a pilot and I've got a family in another country. Call now. 0800 dial ZM. When did you have a bombshell dropped on you? Zinni is brain clenched. The Bachelor Australia this week, one of the contestants dropped a bombshell, which we're saying not really a bombshell.

She pretty much just told Nick Cummins, the honey badger, that she's dated a couple of girls. Bombshell. Eh, who hasn't? She's real cut off about it. I found that a bit interesting where she goes, I'm not a lesbian and I'm not bisexual. I just love people.

So that's a pansexual. Pansexual. It's people who just, yeah, they fall in love with the person, which, yeah, that's nice. How does that, and I don't mean, I'm not criticising, I'm not going, what are you up to? How is that not bisexual? Because bisexual is someone who's attracted to females and males.

Yes. Whereas a pansexual is someone who's attracted to people based on their personality and them as a person not based on their gender. So you're open to the idea of trans people and- Yes. Gotcha. Okay.

So we're talking bombshells this afternoon. Yeah. When did you have one dropped on you? When did someone drop a bombshell on you? Do you want to read that text first? Actually, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. Should we wait?

Have you called any of the texts? No, okay. Producers haven't called them. You can read it. Someone's written through on the text machine, a family friend of mine found out her husband had lost his job because he was stealing money from the company to pay for relations with women.

Bombshell. Whoa. Double bombshell. That's a Bombshell. Whoa. Double bombshell. That's a double bombshell. True bombshell, that one too. Natasha, when did you have a bombshell dropped on you? Hi, my best friend, she broke up with her boyfriend months ago and then just came back to me last week saying that she's married

and she'd like me to be her maid of honour. What? What? Bombshell. to me last week saying that she's married and she'd like me to be her maid of honour. Ah, what? What? I don't know. Bombshell. Bombshell? Bombshell. Were you like,

pardon me? She's, so you just haven't seen her for a bit and now she's getting married? No, we see each other quite often like every week and stuff.

Like she didn't like mention it at all like being together and stuff. Like they didn't like mention it at all, like being together and stuff. Like they'd actually gone back together, like just making it a secret from me. And then, yeah, she just told me last Saturday whilst we were just having like wine at her house. It's like, hey, I'm now married. She's like, hey, do you want another rosé?

By the way, bombshell. Secret relationship. Sheenan. Sheenan? It's Shanann. Secret relationship. Sheenan. Sheenan? It's Shanan. Shanan. When did you have a bombshell dropped on you, Shanan? Sheenan. Well, this bombshell is a bit of a bombshell on the bank account.

Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Happened last month. So my best friend was due to get married in India in December. And all of us from New Zealand there's a whole lot of us going, even my parents we're all going, we've all booked, paid for flights, whatever and they broke up

Oh I know, I feel so sad for her No Bombshell That's horrible Indian bombshell But I'm still going for the holiday. Yeah, well, you may as well.

You've got to go. Of course. Trip of a lifetime. All right. One of my mates was dating this guy and he dropped a bombshell on her. They were dating for a year and he was a fly-in, fly-out worker and he told her that he was one week on, one week off. And then one time he told her, he goes,

I've actually been lying to you. I've told you I'm a fly-in, fly-out worker. I actually just have another relationship. Oh, bombshell. What a dick. On the week off. So he told the other girl the same story so then he could have two relationships.

Did he drop the bombshell on the other one or did he go back to the other one and go, good news, I don't have to fly-in, fly-out anymore. Probably. Last one. Lin Lee. Yes. Did you have a bombshell dropped on you?

Sure did, about a year ago. I broke up with my partner on a Sunday night and I found out later on, many weeks later, that on the Monday, him and my sister went house hunting together. Stop it! No! Stop it. No. How long has it been? Lynn Lee. That's going to be a very awkward Christmas.

Well, no. She's not invited. Who gets cut from Christmas? Her? No yeah her Well yeah I didn't go to her place Last Christmas Kids involved?

Let's put it that way What's that? Kids involved? Um No No Lucky Just um

Yeah Just your bloody sister Well they I was actually living with her At the time I moved out And I moved in Moved out with my boyfriend, moved in with her.

And so while they're out going to auctions and looking at places together, she didn't tell me. So I was living with her at the time. Bombshell. Lynne Lee, sometimes you can't pick your family, can you? No. That's when friends come in handy. Yep, that's when definitely friends come in handy.

What are the times when you can pick your family? Never I have a story about age gap love You know we love an age gap love story Which also is a great opportunity to play our age gap love intro What's the age gap love intro? Just get in tune, hang on Hang on. Age gap love. It's love with a gap in the age. Someone's old and someone's young.

That's it. Today's age gap love concerns one of your favourite television stars. Who? From one of your favourite television shows. Who? Now, I don't want you to get too excited, but I know how much you love Leonard from The Big Bang Theory. I'm so not interested now.

You might be. You might be because I've got some fun stats. Okay. So Leonard, so he's the one. Please tell me he's the older one. He's not Sheldon. I mean, he's the younger one. He's the one that hooks up with Kaley Cuoco.

He's kind of got the curly hair. The glasses. Yes. Yes. Kind of know who that is. Guess how old he is I'm going to say he's 35 43

Is he 43? How the hell is he 43? He's 43 Whoa He's one of those guys who's very different to his character So he's actually I think he's actually quite hipster And he's like kind of like

It kind of looks hipster though Kind of cool Doesn't wear the glasses in real life Okay He has a new girlfriend. Oh, no. His name is John Galecki, by the way. His real name is Leonard.

But we'll just refer to him as Leonard. Leonard is 43. His new girlfriend, Elena Meyer, is 21. Oh. That's a bit of a gap. So she is exactly half his age Oh, that's kind of cool Yeah

Exactly half his age Yeah, she's outside the rule though Half your age plus seven So she falls outside of that one You know that's the rule? No, what's the rule? The youngest you can date is half your age plus seven Half your age plus seven, right

Yeah, so you're 28, half your age, 14, plus seven, 21. That's where you can go. That's my age. Yeah. I'm happy with that. You could date Elena. So if I wanted to date Elena, I could. Leonard, though, I keep going to call him Sheldon.

Leonard. I mean, I don't want to be judgmental. I mean, that's fine. Yeah. That's okay. Is it? I mean, my auntie, we've talked about on this show before, my mum's twin sister, Julie, she was 52 and she was dating a 32-year-old.

Yeah. Is that? No, that's not half her age plus seven. No. It's been way out. Like when he came over for Christmas one year. No, no, hang on. She was 50. 52. 52, so 26. for Christmas one year. No, no, hang on. She was 50.

52. 52, so 26. Yep. Plus seven. Plus seven. 30, 33. 33. She was just outside.

Oh, did she miss out? My favourite part though when she bought, his name was Peter, she bought him home for Christmas and they were all up on the, you know, on the adults' table. You know how there's always an adults' table? Oh, he didn't sit on the adults' table. He got sat at the kids' table. Oh, that's good.

Make sure he knows his place. Aunty Julie is a good price to come by. Like she got shoes and perfume for Christmas. He got a PlayStation. He got Link's Africa. Meow. Age gap. Love is love with a gap in the age.

Someone's old, someone's young. Zee's Brain Clutch. On September 6, 2018, Brie lost her first ever Watch the Plot. Correct. Yes! Oh, my Lord! You've literally crushed the only thing.

How did I lose that? How old are you? 21. God damn it! She's on the back foot. Her reputation and credibility is on the line. Brie has everything to lose. No!

How do I lose? It's Brie and Clint's What's The Plot? Does that surmise everything quite well that happened? When did you guys get that made? Honestly, did you want to highlight it a bit more? Some of us didn't go on holiday last week. Some of us stayed around and made that. I'm just flipping the producers the bird.

Yeah, that's to you, Ben and Ellie. This is our movie guessing game. All I'll do is I'll read plots to well-known movies. As soon as you know it, you buzz in with your name. It's you versus the people. Today, a very special representative of the people, welcome to the show, Carl Fletcher from Fletch, Vaughan and Megan. Good afternoon, guys. It's great to be representing the people. Bring it on, Fletch.

I've had a rosé. Disclaimer. I've had two rosés. Okay. How's your movie knowledge? It's good, but I mean, do you watch a lot of crappy movies? I watch them all, mate. Yeah, see, I'll Rotten Tomatoes some Netflix, and if it's below a 50, I'm not watching it.

Unless I'm like, it's like one of those dates where you know that you're not going to watch the whole movie. So I'll be like, sweet. I love that train of thought. So if you know you're having a Netflix and chill. Put on a shit movie. I'll put on this shit movie. Adam Sandler, anything.

So what you'd like me to do is read the first two sentences of the plot and you'll be like, I've seen that much. Sure. Yeah. I'm going to give you one round to warm into this, okay? You can be a spectator for the first round. Okay. And you can watch Chevy play Bree.

Hi, Chevy. Hi. Okay. You understand how the game works, right? Your buzzer is your name. Yep. I feel vulnerable. First film.

Get your head in the game. I need to stand up. Yell out as soon as you know what it is. Do not wait for me to finish. Our names are our buzzers? Correct. Okay. A NASCAR super driver. Brie. Brie. Teledango Knights. Whoa! Get in there, son! Chevy, you're named after a car as well,

and you've just had a blowout. Shake and bake, baby. Shake and bake. No good. Don't put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby. I love Chevy. Chevy. Can we be best friends?

Okay, Fletch, you're in. Now it's you and me. Okay, you know how it works, okay? Hey, Fletch, run at me. Movie number two. Buzz in as soon as you know. Can you make sure he can't see it? He can't see it.

I can't see it. Can you see that? I'm very competitive. Do you want to see it? I can tell. Movie number two. A high school student, always a bit of a misfit, doesn't expect life to change much

when she moves from sunny Arizona to rainy Washington State. Then she meets a handsome but mysterious teen whose eyes seem to peer directly into her soul. What? Edward is a vampire. Breathe! Oh, damn it.

Breathe. For the win. Twilight. She's just... Good game, Fletch. For the win, Twilight. She's just... Good game, Fletch. Thanks for coming. If there's one thing I knew, I knew you wouldn't lose back-to-back games. Fletch, you've seen Twilight.

Do you know I haven't? I've seen half of one. Again, one of those. We've just realised that Twilight's one of those movies he puts on. So if anyone's listening, if you go on a date with Fletch and he says come over for a movie, if Twilight goes on, it's on. You know. You've been following the strawberry story out of Australia?

Well, we were on holidays last week and I was back home in Aussie visiting my parents and that story came out and I'd literally just eaten a whole punnet of strawberries. That'd put the SHITs up, yeah? Oh, put the wind up me, that's for sure. If you don't know, which I'm sure you do, there is someone who has been putting sewing needles inside strawberries

like something out of a horror movie. That's what you always heard that someone was doing in trick-or-treating, like they were giving out fruit. Horrible! I mean, giving out fruit on Halloween is terrifying enough but if it's full of needles, it's even worse. I gave trick-or-treaters an avocado once. See, did they understand the value of an avocado?

They didn't. They didn't appreciate it. And I also gave them an overripe banana. Yeah, you're an awful housekeeper. I didn't have any lollies. It's not America. It's a good way to ensure you don't get visited next year. So this strawberry story, though, they've had a breakthrough

because it's impacted the whole industry. So they've had to pull strawberries off every single shelf of every supermarket and fruit store and literally tip them in a hole and bury them. It's actually really sad, the story, and it hits home for me really hard because my family, I come from a family of farmers. My dad's an apple farmer and we did it tough.

I mean, we still do it tough because if something like this happens, it literally affects so many people's lives in terms of in that industry. It's crazy. You've got to bend the whole lot, but then it's more than that because people don't trust the fruit anymore. It's going to be a long time before anyone bites a strawberry and goes

I'm sweet as to just go straight in. It'll take years and years to rebuild that trust. And they were saying originally that it was a disgruntled worker. Oh, they've arrested someone today. So they've found the person. This is really sad, too. I've seen.

It's a 12-year-old girl. A girl? A 12-year-old girl. She's 12? Yeah. And they're saying, because I didn't know she, well, first of all, I didn't know it was a girl. Yeah.

Second of all, I didn't know. Why is that so surprising, eh? I don't know. And I don't know if it should be or not, but that, but like 12 year old boy, you'd be like, oh, you little shit. But when it's a girl, I'm really blown away. Quite surprised at that. And they're saying that it was a prank. Yeah.

Like she did it as a prank, right? Someone might have dared her or she thought it'd be funny. And I guess when you're 12 You don't understand the implications Of that sort of thing The other problem they're having with it though Is And how dumb are people?

Copycats I didn't know this was a real thing But because it's happened Now the crazy people around Australia Are doing copycat crimes They've had over 100 cases reported Are you kidding me? Yeah

So Yeah I just don't understand. They found one in an apple. They found one in an apple now too. Oh see well now that affects my family direct. Yep. Woolworths in Australia which is Countdown here.

This is what that, so they've pulled all the strawberries. They're all gone. They've gone a step further today and they've pulled all sewing needles off their shelves. Really? And I don't know if that's good or not. To just take away even the opportunity?

Yeah, yeah. But Woolworths is not Australia's leading sewing needle stockist, but the whole situation's just messed up. You can go to Spotlight, they've still got them. Why couldn't they have put them in like Brussels sprouts or something? You know what I mean? Why couldn't they have put them in like Brussels sprouts or something? You know what I mean? Why couldn't they have put them in something really healthy like kale? Oh, kale. Get rid of that. No one's buying

that anyway.