ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 20th 2019

Episode Date: September 20, 2019

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Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Oh, you want to do that date thing, don't you? It is Friday the 20th of September. Yeah. Is that what you want? I don't know. We'll see how it goes. We'll do it for a bit longer. We'll do it until we forget about it. Yeah, true. Let's do that. Today we're hosting our pheromone party. You're going to hear about that on the show. And then in New Zealand, well I guess worldwide actually, the Rugby World Cup kicks off this weekend. I'm so excited. This is like Christmas for me, once every four years. Do you think this is bigger in any other country than it is here?

Hopefully it's pretty big in Japan. Oh, it would be because they're having it there too. Because they're hosting it. So it'd be massive there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like, you know what I mean? Because, like. Look, I know what you're saying.

We're very good at a sport that maybe we're the only ones that care about. Yeah. Oh, no, other people care about it. Hmm. It's not... I don't know if there's any other country where rugby is the number one sport, though. Nah. Like, England...

England is pretty high, though. Yeah, but it's not bigger than football. No, yeah, true. No way. Ireland, it's pretty big. Yeah. But it's not bigger than Gaelic football. What about Wales?

Wales, very good question. Very big in Wales. Oh, very good question. I'm going to Google it. Hang on, I'm going to Google it. Because what else do they play in Wales? They play football as well. Right.

What is the biggest sport in Wales? Football. Biggest Sport In Wales Football What's the biggest sport in Australia? The national sport of Wales Is rugby union There you go Okay that's a good question What do you think the national sport of Australia is? I want to say

Oh shit The country's divided Like if it's Queensland It's rugby league And if it's New South Wales If it's Queensland, it's rugby league. And if it's new South, well, if it's Victoria, it's AFL,

but Oh God, I'm going to lock in AFL. AFL is correct. Yes. Aussie rules football. I would have thought cricket. Nah, people.

I would have thought you're a summer country. You, you love your cricket. You'll go to all kinds of lengths to win a game of cricket. To be honest, I've never... There's nothing Australia won't do to win at cricket. That is true. And I mean, we're bloody good at cheating.

This is a fun game. What's the national sport of South Africa? South Africa. What's big there? I want to say it's rugby union. It's correct. The national sport. God, I'm on fire.

How is it not football? I would have thought it was football. Okay, let's go America. Oh, this is going baseball. I'm going to say, no, I'm going to say, I'm going to say NFL. Do you want to get in on this, anybody? Producer Ben, do you want to get in on this? What did you say?

It's NFL or basketball. You think American football? Yeah. You can only have one. Yeah. NFL. NFL. Ben?

I probably would have gone basketball. I probably would have gone NBA or soccer. Softball. What? Not softball. Softball's massive in America. It's not bigger than baseball, though. No. But NFL is my pick.

Ellie, produce Ellie. Are you talking about, is it American football? No. The different thing. I said American football. Right, that's what I was going to say too, but I can't say that now, can I? No. Can I?

Also, your mic's not working. The results are baseball. There you go, sorry. It'd be close. What did I say? You said softball Pretty good, pretty close Pretty close indeed

We could play this all day But we're not going to We're going to play the podcast Have a good weekend everybody Bye Bye Hello everybody And happy Friday.

How good's a Friday? I say it every Friday, but every Friday gets better. It's because no one's given you an answer yet. It's pretty good. It is pretty good. Our Friday is pretty good. Today we host our first ever Zit-Am pheromone party. If you're coming to that, we're excited to see you. We're getting everything ready at the moment. I'm excited because we're throwing this party. I get to have free drinks tonight. Yes, you do get to have free drinks.

Yeah, yeah. Plus, we're going to maybe make some love matches as well. I'm excited for that too. Imagine if someone gets married from this party. I know, right? It's pretty exciting. You'd expect an invite. I'd expect an invite.

I'd expect an invite. I'd expect, you know, maybe you the best man, me the bridesmaid. Or bartender. I'd take bartender. One of the two would be fine. Yeah, yeah. So that's happening tonight.

See you here if you are coming. Of course, we've got Friday Oaky today. God, I'm excited about Friday Oaky. We can finally reveal what it is,

the song that we're doing. So today, for Friday Oaky, this is our first ever duet. So I got to choose and I've decided that Bree and I, together that Brie and I together will be singing the theme song to Dirty Dancing.

Two people who can't hold a melody. Why not make them harmonise? That's a good idea. So I've gone in and recorded my bits without you and then you've gone in and recorded your bits without me and our audio engineer has combined the two songs and you can hear it for the first time, which will be the first time that we hear it live on the show at 5 o'clock.

Exactly right. But I think we should kick off the show with something awesome. Yep. And by awesome, I think it should be a signed rugby ball by every single member of the All Blacks for 2019. This is a huge prize. And it's just sitting here on the desk in front of me. It's right there in front of you.

Yeah. It's huge. And because, I mean, we're celebrating because there's a big match that is happening tomorrow, isn't it? Yeah, All Blacks versus Springboks. It's huge. It's going to be massive. What time does it kick off? Yeah, All Blacks versus Springboks. It's huge. It's going to be massive. What time does it kick off?

Do you know? 9.45. 9.45 kicks off. I mean, it's the first game for the All Blacks. It's going to be massive. And to celebrate, we're going to give away this signed All Blacks ball. It's got a certificate. It's very official.

That's how official this thing is. If you want that, we need people who are massive, diehard All Blacks fans. Okay. Or just rugby fans in general is fine too. Yep. Because to win this ball, you're going to have to win it off Clinton Roberts. This is cruel to both me and the listeners. It's going to be a quiz.

So I genuinely have a chance of winning this ball? Yeah. So we're going to do a rugby quiz. Whoever wins the rugby quiz genuinely gets the take home that signed All Blacks ball. When are we doing it? Right now. Okay.

Call through. 0800 DIAL ZM. This is an awesome prize. It's a great prize and I really, really want it. But will you get it? If I win it fair and square, I get to keep it? Yes, you do. All right, let's play after this.

Breein Clint, ZM. ZM, Spree and Clint, ZM. ZM, Spree and Clint. The podcast. I mean, the whole country, I think, is holding their breath for the first game where the All Blacks take on the Springboks tomorrow night. 9.45, I am first. It is huge. It's massive.

Everyone is going to be sitting around their TV watching this and we've got something to celebrate that and to get people excited this afternoon and we've got something to celebrate that and to get people excited this afternoon and we've been given this amazing all black signed ball. The 2019 team has signed it. It's got a

certificate and everything. It's got a certificate of authenticity. This is to certify that this is a limited edition authentic product. It's officially licensed by NZ Rugby and has been personally signed by the entire squad. What a prize! It's crazy. You personally really want it.

I'm a big All Blacks fan. How many jerseys do you have? All Blacks jerseys. Yeah, and don't lie. I have nine All Blacks jerseys. You've got nine All Blacks jerseys. But they're all different. They all tell a special story. They're all from a different era. But they're all All Blacks jerseys. So that's all different. They all tell a special story. They're all from a different era.

But they're all All Blacks jerseys. Yes, they are. So that's how big of a fan you are. You're massive. Yeah. We've come up with a game where it's you v. Clinton Roberts. That's right. You have to win this rugby ball off Clint this afternoon.

And to do that, we've come up with a rugby quiz. Whoever knows their rugby best will be taking home this signed 2019 All Blacks ball. Playing you this afternoon is Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hey, guys. How are you going? Good. How badly do you want the ball? Oh, so badly.

You're a big All Blacks fan, obviously. Absolutely. Well, we want to give you the ball. Clint doesn't, but we kind of want you to win it. I'm a little bit conflicted. It's normally my job to give prizes to listeners, not take them off them. It's a hard thing, isn't it?

Yeah. Let's just see how we go, shall we? Let's see how we go. All right. So what's going to happen, guys? It's going to be first to three in the rugby quiz. Your buzzers will be your names. So Sarah, test it out.

Sarah. Perfect. Clint. Sarah. Perfect. Clint. Clint. Perfect. All right, first person to buzz in gets to answer. If you get it wrong, the other person gets a free go. Okay, cool.

All right, are we ready? Yeah. Here comes question number one. What is the PSI of a standard rugby ball? Clint. Yes, Clint. 45. That is incorrect.

That means, Sarah, you get a free go. Oh, that's tricky. A rugby ball? A standard rugby ball. Very obscure question. Stab in the dark? I'm going to go 9.6.

It's between 9.5 and 10. You've got it. Is it really? You've got it. No way. It is. Right, okay. I don't know how you did it, but you've nailed the first question, Sarah.

Here comes question number two. What year was rugby first played in the Olympics? Clint. Yes, Clint. 19. The Olympics. The Olympics. What year was it first

in the Olympics? I'm going to say 2000 and what's three years before now? 2017. Was the first year

it was in the Olympics? I don't know when the last Olympics were. Yeah. Oh God, well you're in trouble there. 2017. Was the first year it was in the Olympics? I don't know when the last Olympics were, yeah. Oh God, well you're in trouble there. 2016, I say 2016. Okay, we'll take 2016 because 2017 there was no Olympics. That is incorrect. Sarah, you get a free guess.

The Olympics have been around for years. A long time. It's got to be a long time ago. I'm going to go somewhere around the 1900s. Let's say 1900. That is dead on. 1900. Something feels very fishy.

Something feels very fishy about this game. You're doing very well. I'm impressed. Something feels very fishy about this game. I feel like we should. I'm impressed. Something feels very fishy about this game. I feel like we should up the ante, Sarah. Why don't I just give her the ball? We should up the ante. Bring in the jersey.

Oh, no! Bring in the signed jersey. It's got every team member on it. It's the official jersey for the All Blacks 2019. Sarah, do you want it? I do. Oh, my gosh. We're going to throw that jersey in with the ball.

This is cruel. We're going to throw the jersey in. Completely fair competition. Here comes question number three. Sarah, you could win it here. Clint, you need to get this question right if you want to stay in the game. Yeah, great. The most capped all-black

player ever is Richie McCaw who played 148 games. Richie is married to his now-wife Gemma. What was the date of their wedding? Sarah. Sarah. I believe, I think you might, for some reason, I think you might know the answer.

What is it? I think I really do. It has to be the 14th of January 2017. She's got it! She's got it! She's got it! Wow, Sarah, you just happened to know that. Sarah! You just happened to know the PSI of a rugby ball,

the date of the wedding, and the year rugby was last played in the Olympics. Completely fair competition. Not rigged. Not a hard rugby fan. Whatsoever. She's a rugby genius. I can't believe you called up this afternoon

and you've absolutely blitzed it. Sarah, congratulations. She's a rugby genius. I can't believe you called up this afternoon and you've absolutely blitzed it. Sarah, congratulations. That is amazing, guys. Thank you so much. You're welcome, Sarah. That's an awesome prize. I don't want the dumb jersey.

Anyway, it's a medium. Enjoy the game, Sarah. Thanks, Sarah. Bye. ZM Spree in Clint. The podcast. Last night, the Auckland CBD

was shut down during a bomb scare. Have you heard about this? No, I didn't hear about this. They thought they discovered a bomb on the corner of Queen and Wakefield Streets, which, if you don't know Auckland, is the heart of the city. That's terrifying. It's right in the centre.

They discovered it at 7 o'clock. So just as we were going home, just as we were leaving here yesterday, and a bomb disposal robot was called in. Have you ever seen these bomb disposal robots? I've seen them. They've used them a lot in Afghanistan, I believe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's on little like caterpillar wheels

and it rolls in and it's got a camera. It's remote controlled. They brought it in and they decided they would detonate the device. They're like, we can't get too close to it. This is real. This all happened last night in Auckland City. We can't get too close to it. We can't identify what it happened last night in Auckland City. We can't get too close to it.

We can't identify what it is. The whole CBD's shut down. What if it's huge? Let's blow it up. Well, I guess they make that call, right? Right. They've probably, like, done the math on it. Fun job being the guy who gets to pull the trigger to blow up the bomb.

Do you think? No. You don't think that's a fun job? Not when it's in the middle of a city. Yeah, but you've got permission and everybody's been evacuated. Yeah, but still, what if something, you know, what if something happens? Here is the demolition last night.

So it's all been filmed and this is the unidentified object being detonated in Auckland City last night. Five, four, three, two, one. Car alarms going off, that sort of stuff. So then they've neutralised it. They know that it's safe so they can get closer and inspect what it is. It was a rice cooker.

Are you joking? It was a rice cooker. What do you mean? Like a Sunbeam $20 from Briscoe's rice cooker. What, that someone had turned into a bomb? No, no, that someone had just left beside a bin because they didn't want it anymore. So why would they, how did they detonate that?

They just, no, they like shoot something into it to make it, to neutralise it. That's what the bomb disposal thing does. So good news, there was no bomb planted in the centre of Auckland last night. Bad news, if you left your rice cooker on Queen Street, it's stuffed. I need a new rice cooker. I could have had that.

ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, a real buzzy story coming out today about Madonna and paying someone to get her pregnant. That was the story from 30 years ago, apparently,

according to Dennis Rodman, the huge American basketball superstar. He came out and did an interview this morning in America on the radio and said that when he was dating Madonna 30 years ago, she flew him on a private jet to see her and be with her. You know what I'm saying? Bow-tick-wow-wow. Bow-tick-wow-wow. And he said that she was like,

I'll give you $20 million to get me pregnant so that I can have a child. And for some, you know, never happened. As we all know, she does have children to other people, and she's adopted as well, which was awesome. But at the time, yeah, she was going to give him $20 million. That's a lot of money for the date. Wait, it's not even about the money. Imagine dating someone and then them saying to you,

I'll pay you money to get me pregnant. I'll be like, this is the best deal ever. I was going to get you pregnant for free. Okay, let's break this down. Do we believe Dennis Rodman, best friend of Kim Jong-un? Yeah. Thank you for taking the words literally out of my mouth. I don't know whether I believe this nutjob.

He's too on earth is friends with the leader of North Korea. So I don't know. I don't know if people know this. He's done a lot of drugs in his day. Yeah, yeah. He is a real, like, buzzy dude himself. Kim Jong-un flies him to North Korea. He's his best friend

and they play basketball together. He has closer ties to North Korea than Donald Trump does. He's the guy with all the piercings, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got even the mmm pierced. Okay, now let's believe him for a second and roll that forward.

How grateful do you think Madonna is that she doesn't have Dennis Rodman's kid now? Pretty grateful. Yep. Yep. Best money she ever saved Rodman's kid now? Pretty grateful. Yep. Yep. Best money she ever saved. It's turned out okay for Madonna. Also, the Prime Minister of Canada is in the news for...

Again? Yeah, doing blackface. Yes, Justin Trudeau. This is very rare that he gets negative publicity because he's a very, very well-liked leader, actually. So here's what happened, right? 2001, he was a schoolteacher at a private school, and he went as like a – I think it was maybe a character from Aladdin. He went as an Arab character from a film or something, and he did blackface.

And it has come out now that he's done this not only once, but it looks like three times. He has opened, he has, you know, apologised and talked about how much he regrets it and that kind of thing. Getting big, bad press, but he's owned it. He really has owned it. He didn't do blackface. He did black body too. Yeah, we saw where he did the arms and the legs as well.

You've got to own it if you did it in the past. I think as a people we have learned a lot since 2001 even. It's very different. You've got to own it. You've got to go, yeah, that was a bad idea. Don't stand there and try and justify it and go, oh, come on, that was a long time ago. It was funny back then.

It was funny back then. Just say, I didn't really understand at the time. I'm obviously a lot more educated now. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, all right. Well, good luck to Justin Trudeau with the upcoming Canadian elections. Oh, God.

Steve McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent, live out of Los Angeles. Zed in Spree in Clint, the podcast. Producer Ben and Producer Ellie are here. Hi, guys. Hi, mate. Hey, guys. I knew it smelled different in here. Was it me? Well, smell is the operative word today.

Today is the pheromone party. Producer Ben is going in the pheromone party. How's your T-shirt pulled up? We smelled it after night one. Oh, yeah? Had a bit of a, you know, a bit of a tinge to it. I thought it was fine. It didn't smell like BO.

It definitely smelled like a human. Yeah, right. I just felt like I was taking a big breath full of my mate in his most intimate state. And that was where it got weird for me. I smelled it this morning and I, well, because it's hard for me to judge because I'm like, oh yeah, it smells all right.

Yeah, you can't smell your own pheromones, I don't think. Yeah. Well, his will legitimately be in there tonight. If you're coming, you may be partnered with producer Ben. True. And if you're lucky. Or unlucky. Ellie. Thanks, Ellie. You. If you're lucky. If you're lucky. Or unlucky. Ellie.

Thanks, Ellie. You are happily in a relationship. Are you going to put a T-shirt in tonight? Like, are you looking for something new? Should I do it? Yeah, give it a whirl. I'm putting mine in. Keep your options open, girl.

Yeah, why not? Clint and I are both putting mine in. You know, if Sam was really concerned, he would lock that down by now. Maybe it's time you shake things up a bit. Maybe you go home and you say, hey, Sam, seven guys were attracted to me last night and you haven't even thought about proposing to me.

Maybe. I like it. They're like 11. Why are you forcing them to get married? Every week, Ben and Ellie put together the best and worst bits of the week in a segment we call The High Low. This is a new segment.

Hey, guys, welcome to yet another week of Bree and Clint's Highs and Lows, or the high points of the week, and, unfortunately, the low points of the week. With the potential legalisation next year of the old hooch, or Bree, should I say gooch, Bree and Clint called their parents to ask, have you smoked weed? Hello?

Hey, Dad, it's me, Clint. Hello. Hey, just a quick question, I won't hold you up. Have have you smoked weed? Hello? Hey Dad, it's me, Clint. Hello. Hey, just quick question, I won't hold you up. Have you ever smoked weed before? No. Never? Give me a beer. No, no, the devil's lettuce, you know, to bookie bugger. Oh, Jesus.

Remember that time you said back in the 80s that you and Dad got that blunt and you smoked it behind the shed. I did not. That was your father. Well, he said he did it once. He only said that the other night.

Did he? Dad, we've been calling our parents all week, asking them if they've ever blazed up. Do you have anything to say, Dad? Guilty as charged. This week off the back of Birthday Banger, Brie did a very good impersonation of a huge pop culture song. Nailed it, Brie. Yeah, and what was that song that came out and it was like where there'd be one person in the room who was like,

do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Oh, it's going to hurt my brain. Someone on the text machine's got it. The Harlem Shake. How did they get that from that terrible impersonation? Do your Harlem Shake again. Pretty good. Pretty good.

Jeepers, what a brain fart from Bree. But she wasn't the only one. If you have better movie knowledge than her, you can win yourself some free mobile fuel. We'll play this game next. Yeah, I don't know why my brain just went dead. We'll play next. Brie Clemson.

Check, check, check. Hello, hello, hello. When the mics are off. This week's off-air moment comes from Bree again, when she decided to sing this classic theme song. I wanna be the very best that no one ever was. Bum, bum, bum. To catch them is my real test.

I mean, that's great. What if I do this? I wanna be the very best that no one ever was. Bum, bum, bum. To catch them is my real test To train them is my cause Pokemon Pretty good

Thanks, Ali. And that's the high-low for the week. Join us next week for another week of the Brain and Climbs show. Hey! Pretty good, if I do say so myself. A lot of singing from you in there. I know. I need to stop.

We've got Friday Oaky coming up. We've got Friday Oaky coming up today. Today in Friday Oaky, we're singing the greatest duet of all time, the Dirty Dancing theme song. Together. In unison. But there can still only be one winner. We'll play that at 5 o'clock on the show.

I'm pretty excited about this new product that I've found on the internet. A French company have claimed to have invented a pill that can make your fart smell nice. It's a real thing. This is not a joke And if you're someone who struggles with Fragrant flatulence Then this could be the product for you The pills have been developed This is the product for you

The pills have been developed by an inventor Called Christian Poinshawel Who is based in the western French town Don't know where that is Anyway he claims that he Has been working on these pills since 2007 who is based in the Western French town. Don't know where that is. Anyway, he claims that he has been working on these pills since 2007 and that he can transform your smelly gas into the level really lovely fragrance of chocolate or roses.

Why is he making it smell like anything? Surely if you're putting this much science into it, just do a fart neutraliser. He goes as far as to make different type of pills depending on what you want them to smell like.

Do you understand what I mean though? Yeah, why would, yeah, but maybe he can't, maybe he needs a smell to cover up the smell. Because the smell

is the awkward bit. It makes me know. Oh yeah, the sound's not awkward at all. Oh true, the sound is awkward. But there are ways to muffle the sound. It's very hard to Oh, yeah, the sound's not awkward at all. Oh, true. The sound is awkward. But there are ways to muffle the sound. It's very hard to muffle the smell.

You hold your butt cheeks apart. Yeah, yeah. You just lift one up. No, if you hold your butt cheeks apart, like if you're lying in bed, it actually takes away the sound altogether. Oh, don't worry. I know. I haven't survived five years of marriage with only one audible fart

without knowing that trick. But how awkward would it be if we're sitting here and then all of a sudden the aroma of chocolate fills the room. Great. No, because I know that I'm still sniffing your fart. Not if you didn't know I wasn't taking those pills.

But then I'd go, where's the chocolate? I'd be like, I don't know. Someone must have had chocolate in here. Anyway, if you don't like chocolate, he's got ginger which he's developed. The pill that smells like chocolate is called Christmas chocolate. And he's also got May Day Lily, which is another popular one. May Day Lily?

Wait, this product gets even better. Yeah. Because not only is it for humans, you can give it to your dog. Oh, that's a good idea. Which is brilliant, because how bad do dog farts smell? However, if you are someone that has a dog and you give it to them, you can't blame your own farts on the dog anymore. We had a family dog and it was horrific.

Yeah. Have you ever had a dog that's like that? No, I've never had a dog. You've never had a dog? No, I've never been allowed a dog. You've never had a dog? No, I've never had a dog. How did I not know that? Are you all right? No, I'm very lonely? No, I've never been allowed a dog. You've never had a dog? No, I've never had a dog. How did I not know that?

Are you alright? No, I'm very lonely. No, I'm kidding. I feel so bad for you. You poor human. It's alright. Anyway, this guy really now can say his shit doesn't stink. That smells like chocolate.

It's time for a one second song challenge. Brie, tell them how the game works. Essentially, we've got 20 seconds to guess as many songs as we can, but you only get one second of each song. The person to guess the most wins, Mm-hmm. The person to guess the most wins, and they also win fuel for the person that they're playing for at home. Taryn got through first, so Taryn, you get to choose. Who's playing for you?

Is it Bree or is it me? I'll go Clint. Okay. Good choice, I think. But, you know. Yeah. Okay, Taryn. Well, I don't need the laugh at the end. Taryn, are you familiar with the history of the game, are you?

All right. We don't need to bring that up. Ella, sorry. Hi. I'm playing for you. Yay. Oh, no. Ella, you're meant to be filling me with confidence.

Yeah, Ella, Ella, I think it's like 28-0 or something in this game. Bree needs a pep talk. She needs, she needs, she needs like any given Sunday. She needs like a really big motivational talk and you're the person

who has to give it to her because she's playing for you. Go. Alright, get it girl. I believe in you. That's it. I really, really feel the genuineness coming from you.

Do you want to go first or second? I think it's my turn to go second. All right. Bree is going out into a soundproof area at the moment because we'll be playing with the exact same songs. All right, Clint. You can pass and you can give me artist name, song title, any feature artist when you're ready to be in Hit It Off.

Cascada. Yeah. Harlem Shake. Correct. Panic at the Disco. Yeah. Soulja Boy. Yeah.

Miley Cyrus. Yeah. Taylor Swift. Yeah. Ebba. Yeah. Yes, Club 7. No.

No, you got it. You can guess. You can guess. Spice Girls. Yes, got him. got it. You can guess. You can guess. Spice Girls. Yes, got him. All right. That was tough. What happened?

I know you did pretty well, but you know. What happened? What happened, Bree? Okay. You might have a chance here, mate. Shut up, you guys. No, you didn't do great. I'm weak.

I'm weak this week. All right, Bree. You can give me artist, song title, feature artist, and you can pass. When you're ready, Ben, hit it off. K-Skater. Yeah. The Harlem Shake. Yeah. High Hopes. Yeah. Soulja Boy. Yeah.

Miley Cyrus. Yeah. Taylor Swift. Yeah. ABBA. Yeah. Five Girls. Yeah. Kings. Kings. No Game News, Lebanon. Oh, I know him. Childish Gambino.

Correct. Holy shit. We have a 10 out of 10 for her. Holy moly. She's done it. I did a fair and square. Yes, I did. We're done.

Oh, my God. Put Ella on the phone. Ella, what do you have to say now? I think it was the pit talk. Yeah. Yay. Oh, well done. One out of 168 bad.

Bree and Clint, ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. I love radio, and this is why I love radio, when you do a regular old stitch-up on your old co-host mate Clint. So tonight is the pheromone party. Tonight we are bringing 40 singles in to sniff each other. My nose is not needed. Can I just say my nose is not needed tonight?

You need to be, if you're hosting an event like this, you need to be sniff ready. And I've seen your nostril cavity and it is hairy. I will concede that my nose has got progressively hairier in recent years. What did you say just then in the break? My wife, Lucy, has been encouraging me to buy a nostril hair trimmer for a wee while now. And I did this for your wife, Lucy, because I don't want your marriage to come to an end over some nostril hair. She likes to pluck them.

And I can't even handle her plucking individual hairs out. So I'm nervous about this. Tell me what's about to happen. So the lovely team from Off and On, Nikki and Abigail, are here. Abigail's actually done my laser on my vaheen. So that's a fun fact. Lucky Abigail.

I know. It's like top and tail today. Right? No, they're amazing. What, you're going to do my butt as well? Mullet. Yeah, I had the whole lot done. I'm like a sexual slippery dip.

No hair from the eyebrows down. They're amazing off and on, and they do laser, they do waxing, they do eyebrows. They do the whole lot. And I've brought the girls in because I wanted professionals to come in and wax your nostril cavity. Right. They're going to apply the wax, and then I, because I'm a good friend.

No, no, no. And I'm trained. No, I want the professionals to remove the wax and then I, because I'm a good friend. No, no, no. And I'm trained. No. I want the professionals to remove the sticks. We actually have spent some time training Bree. We spent five minutes on YouTube and took her through some contraindications and what to look for. And it's really about a fast, swift removal.

I get that. All right. All right. All in the wrist. Right. Okay. Perfect. Should we put the sticks in and go to a song?

Do you put them both in at once? Oh, we might. Would you like him to breathe? How long do they have to stay in for? Just so it's not tacky. Like 30 seconds? 30 seconds. Should we go to a song?

Yeah. Do you want to put them in while the song is playing? Okay, let's go to a song and we'll put them in just before they have to be ripped out. We'll come back next. ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast. This is the best day ever. Pheromone Party, kick it. ZDM Spree and Clint are hosting their first ever Pheromone Party.

That's right, it is the pheromone party tonight, which means we're hosting 40 singles here at ZM who are going to smell each other's dirty T-shirts and then pick each other based on the smell, which is why I've organised, because we need to be right, we need to be ready, we're hosting, our sniff needs to be good. That's why I've organised the girls from off and on to come in and wax Clint's nostrils.

One sticker's just gone on. It's very toasty. It's very warm. Are we doing, Abigail, you're the master of the waxing. Waxologist. The waxologist. Are we doing two nostrils at once or one at a time? I think we'll do one first and then we'll chuck them both in.

I think that's a good decision. Oh, God. Because if you don't like it, too bad. You said my nose wasn't too hairy. Oh, no, up there's pretty bad, but just on the entrance, it's all right. In the break, it was so funny. Abigail was like, oh, you've got a booger up there. Can you get rid of that before we put the wax up there?

Yeah, that was rough. It's really hard to use a microphone with a stick hanging out of your nose. You look so strange. Well, let's do this. Shall we just do this? Can someone count me down? No. I want to do it.

I'm really nervous. I want to do it. I know. You do the thing. Now, Abigail, give me a five-second tutorial. So you've got to hold it. Yep. Don't lose your grip.

Okay. It won't come out. Okay. You've just got it. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Come on, you little pussy. Come on. little pussy Come on

Okay Hold on Oh fuck Oh no Okay go for it Okay Three Two

One Got him That's so rank Far out That is hairy AF Disgusting Did I say an F word Before when I was scared I apologise I'm sorry Oh, far out. That is hairy AF. Disgusting. Did I say an if word before when I was scared?

I apologise. I'm sorry. You're going to be in big trouble. We've got to do the other one now. Quick. I think you pulled some of my moustache out. Let me see. No, your moustache is good.

Okay. Abigail. Oh, look there. That is so gross. Your wife, Lucy, better send me like a, you know, a text message or something after this. I'm going to let Abigail do the second one. Yeah, and I'll give you a review of who does a better pull. Okay, good.

These need like 30 seconds to set. Is that right? You were saying if you leave this in for too long, it won't come out. Is that true? If you harden it, the wax is just going to snap. Right. Okay.

How was that for you? How was the first one? It's more the shock and fear of what's... Why are you putting another one up the original nostril? Why are we going in the original nostril again? She missed some. You can't just get it all in one pill. What?

You've got to go again. You've had a few things waxed that I've organised for you now. You've waxed my armpits. You've waxed my ankles. What's been the worst so far? Armpit was armpits. You've waxed my ankles. Oh. What's been the worst so far? Armpit was the worst. Oh, no, this is the worst.

Okay, Abigail is now putting a second one into the first original nostril. Also, while we're waxing Clint's nostrils, the girls from Off and On, this is amazing. They've organised a voucher, pretty much $500 towards a laser course. Ah! Ah! Ah!

Where was my warning? For any press. Don't go to Off and On. They're awful. They're awful people who do awful things. You look good, though. Yeah, so that's amazing. $500 towards a laser course.

So that's to any type of course that you want or, yeah, one of $200 vouchers. Just punch yourself in the face. It's the same feeling. All you've got to do is text us with your email to 9696, and we can hook you up those vouchers. Thanks so much, girls. He's loved it. He's really loved it.

Thanks so much, girls. Great to see you. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. This weekend the legendary Fleetwood Mac play in Dunedin inside the stadium. And this is interesting, for the first time ever the police in Dunedin are going to enforce a liquor ban in the streets around the stadium

because in Dunedin they've identified one group of people as the worst the worst preloaders I guess you would say before a concert It's not Australians is it? No it's not, well some of them might be Australians

They've come out and said there's a certain group of people that we are having problems with, we had problems with them at the 660 concert, we have problems with these people had problems with them at the 660 concert. We have problems with these people out in public in particular. Can I guess? Yeah, you can guess. Is it the Baby Boomers?

You know what? You're pretty much bang on. Really? So the people that the police in Dunedin have identified as the most problematic drinkers are middle-aged women. Mum? Are you women. Mum? Are you listening, Mum? In a student-focused city where people burn couches and drink more spates than water,

it's middle-aged women that are causing the most problem for police. Yeah. And what do middle-aged women love? They bloody love Fleetwood Mac. They do. Yeah. It'd be full of them. They said they're having problems with middle-aged women

consuming an entire bottle of wine before the festival. And I don't mean to generalise, but maybe you're not going out as much as you used to. Maybe your tolerance is lower. You're letting your hair down. You're letting your hair down. It's a big occasion. It's one night for the month.

And you're going a bit too hundy beforehand. But if that is you, you should know that the police have eyes on you. Not what it used to be. Not the drunk students. Not those guys going in there. Not the pissed up men. It's Karen. It's Karen.

In her kitten heel, kicking on to Fleetwood Mac. It's Kazza and Shazza meeting Lazza to go down and see Fleetwood Mac. With their bowl of chardonnay. This week, we've been giving you the chance to win $500 cash thanks to Burger King to celebrate the Whopper King Pledge. Yep. All you have to do is remember the seven ingredients inside the Burger King Whopper.

In a random order that we give you, it's called the Whopper Swopper. Exactly right. $500 will be yours if your memory can remember them in the correct order. You don't get long. You only get to hear it once if you're the first person, twice if you're the second person, third if you're the third person. Exactly.

And we need your answer quickly. Hayley, you're going first, okay? Oh, thank you. Okay, Hayley. Here we go. Mayonnaise, sesame seed bun, onions, tomatoes, pickles, lettuce, beef. Go, Hayley. Mayo, sesame seed bun, onions, pickle, beef patty. Oh, you were so close.

Sorry, Hayley, you were on the right track there and then you missed one out. Sorry about that. Let's go to Sarah. Okay, Sarah, you're here. Hi, Sarah. Hey, guys. Here we go. Mayonnaise, sesame seed bun. Onions. Tomatoes. Pickles. Lettuce. Beef. Hi, Sarah. Hi, guys. Here we go. Mayonnaise, sesame seed bun, onions, tomatoes, pickles, lettuce, beef.

Go, Sarah. Mayo, sesame street buns, onion, tomato, pickle, lettuce, and beef patty. She got it. Are we concerned that she said sesame street buns? No, I'll take that. I think that's an officially close enough. Sarah, congrats. We're going to put $500 in your bank account

thanks to Burger King. Yes, thank you. Yes. Good. Go to, it's your winning week, so make sure you do this too, Sarah. Go and take the pledge to claim the title of Whopper King at whopperking.co.nz.

The Whopper King will win for themselves a year of free Whoppers, festival passes and Sky Sport Breakers tickets as well. Did you see Soundkeeper Gary has taken the pledge? Has he? He has.

Has he? I think he's in for a good shot. Yeah, well, if he's done a good job of it, right? Yeah. Full details about what you need to do, they're online too, whoppaking.co.nz. ZM's Bree and Clint,

the podcast. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Okie. I love Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Okie. Thanks, Bree and Clint.

You've made my Friday again. Friday Okie. I've thought about this. Yeah. It's our first duet. Yes. Friday again. F-F-F-Friday-o-key! I've thought about this. Yeah. It's our first duet. Yes. And why would we put both of us, who can't sing or hold a tune, together to harmonise? Because it's exciting.

No. Yeah. Because then we only have to play one version. No, there is that part of it, okay? So I decided we should do the Dirty Dancing song, I've Had the Time of My Life. But not together at the same time. So I've gone in to record the male parts. You've gone in to record the female parts.

And then our parts will be joint together. Yeah, then our parts are getting... Your parts and my parts intertwined. That's been done by our professional audio engineer. We haven't heard each other. We haven't heard it. No one has heard it except him so far. We've already got some text coming in for this because remember, you're the judge of this, New Zealand.

We want you to hear it and then tell us. It's still a competition. It's one song, but we want to know who did better on it. Text already coming in. I'm 100% sure this is going to be the hardest one ever to listen to. I'm very excited. That's your challenge, okay? We're about to debut it

and then you get to vote. You can decide who did a better job. Should we just do it? Let's just do it. Here it comes. Our first ever duet for Friday Oki. Now I've had the time of my life No I never Friday Oki. Because I've had the time of my life. I know.

And I owe it all to you. Okay, we're in this together, okay? We're in this together. Doing good so far. R.I.P. me. I've been waiting for so long. Now we've finally found someone to stand by me. We saw the writing on the wall As we felt this magical fantasy

Crushed it Now with passion in our eyes There's no way we could disguise it secretly So we take each other's hand Cause we seem to understand The urgency Just remember You're the one thing

I can't get enough So I'll tell you something This could be love Because I've had the time of my life No, I never felt this way before Yes, I swear it's the truth And I owe it all to you At least we make a good, well-fitting duo.

You think we're that even? I feel like mine was pretty bloody horrible. The phone lines are officially open. Yes, it's a duet, but we still want you to decide who did better out of that. Was it Brie or was it me? Okay, we'll take five votes to decide the winner of this week's Friday Oki. I feel like that might get me over the line. Did you hurt yourself when you were doing it?

I did. It hurt myself a lot. ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. Did you hurt yourself when you were doing it? I did. It hurt myself a lot. Oh, I love this game and I don't know why. I don't know why it is humiliating for us in particular. But I don't know, I get a kick out of it. I get a kick out of it. I hate when I meet new people now because they... So last weekend someone came up to me and they were like,

heard you on the radio on Friday. Dear Lord. It's your reputation now. This week, our first ever duet for Friday Oki, taking on Dirty Dancing. life. No, I never felt this way before. Yes, I swear, it's the truth. And I owe it all to

you. You really carried your notes, didn't you? Yeah, I tried to channel the females. I was trying to get out of there as quickly as possible. Five votes, okay? Five votes will decide. For the record, the score for the year is ten games to seven in favour of Bree. First vote's

for Joseph. Hey, Joseph. Hi, Joe. Oh, this was an easy one this time. Clint, you got it. I got it? I got your vote? Yep. Thank you, Joseph. Oh, I think bad decision, Joe. Did you not hear my high notes, Joe? I voted for you in the past, but it was the only one that let you down. I appreciate that, Joe. Look, we've my high notes, Joe? I voted for you in the past,

but it was the high notes that let you down. I appreciate that, Joe. Look, we've been here before. I've taken the first vote and then gone on to lose 4-1, I think for the last

three weeks in a row. So let's keep going. Megan, hi. Hi. Hi, Megan. Before you vote, you're entitled to a critique. What did you think?

I thought it was pretty interesting, but my vote is all for Brie. Megan, I love you, mate. Appreciate your vote on a Friday. No worries. See you, Megan. Number three vote goes to Justin. Hi, Justin. Hi, Justin. Hi, how

you going? Good, mate. How are you? Excellent. My vote's going to go to Brianna. Oh, Justin, J-Dog, I appreciate that. Was it the high notes? Yeah, it was. It was the high notes that got me. It was that and channeling Kanye from last week.

It's definitely that. You got to. You got to do it. Kanye. Last week you were meant to be doing Tones and I. No, I think Kanye was the week before. Chris. Hi, Chris.

Hi, Chris. Hi. What do you think? Have we brightened your Friday with our duet? Oh, definitely. Yeah, you sound energised. You sound like it's really put you in a good mood for the weekend. Well, it is Friday.

Yeah. Who's your vote for? Definitely going with Clint. Oh, thank you very much. You've kept me in the game. If you'd gone Bree, I'm dead in the water there. So thank you very much. Have a good weekend, Chris.

Appreciate it. That means we're at tie break. It's two votes all. Final vote goes to Patrick. Hi, Patrick. Hi, Pat. Hey, guys. How you doing? Good. How are you, mate? I'm very well, thanks. That was so funny. Some say better than the original, but look, it all comes down to

you. Who does your vote go for? Who do you think took out Friday Oki this week? Well done, Clint. I don't know. Sorry, Bree. Thank you, Patrick. No,? Well done, Clint. I don't know. Sorry, Brie. Thank you, Patrick. No, that's okay, Patrick. Thank you, Patrick.

That's all right. Weirdly, this means quite a lot to me. I don't know why, but it does. You should see Clint in here. When he loses, he blows up. And then when he wins, he's so proud of himself. Why should I know how I lost you in cutting yet? No, I need to be humble.

I need to be cool. I need to be chill. Patrick, I appreciate you very, very much. So thank you. See you, Pat. Have a good weekend, mate. See you, mate. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. I feel like on a Friday, birthday banger means a little bit more. Yeah, it's got a little bit more weight to it. It means there's also a little bit more pressure to get the right song. Exactly. We take your birthdays, we figure out what was number one on each person's 16th

and then we pick the best one to play. Did we peak yesterday when we played Ebba? Let's find out. Hi, Jono. Hi, Jono. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. What's your birthday, Jono?

24th of May, 1991. Okay, you were 16 in 2007 on the 24th of May, and on that day, this topped the charts. Avril Lavigne. You sound like an Avril Lavigne guy, Jono. Are you happy with that? Yeah, pretty good, though. Pretty good.

Avril Lavigne. She was a juggernaut back in the day. Is she due a comeback? Could Avril Lavigne make a comeback? She could. She could, right? Okay, let's get another one on. Hayden.

Hayden, hi. Hi, Hayden. Hello. Hello. What's your birthday, Hayden? 19th of March, 1978. All right. You were 16, 1994 on the 19th of March.

And back in the 90s, this was number one. Yes. This is one of my all-time favourites. Is it? I love Mr. Jones. Yeah, big fan. You like it, Hayden? The Counting Crows, yeah.

Yeah, I do like it. It's a tune. Does it bring back some 1994-based memories for you? Because that's what we want to do here. Zero memories from 1994. You and me both, Hayden. Last one is Brandon. Hey, Brandon.

Hey, Howie. Brandon, give us your birthday. 1st of November, Brandon. Hey, how are we? Brandon, give us your birthday. 5th of November, 1992. Okay, you were 16 in 2008 on the 5th of November. And, Brandon, this is your birthday banger. Womanizer, woman, womanizer. You're a womanizer. Oh, womanizer.

Oh, you're a womanizer, baby. What a joke! Now we're talking. Yes! Brandon, you get Britney Spears in Womanizer. Tell me, honestly, are you stoked about that? Oh, I'm so over the moon. Oh, it's pretty good, mate.

I love that Britney Spears song. It's good, it's good, because you sound like the manliest man of all time, and this is, like, ironic. Nothing. You can go out there and be like, this is my feminine side. Oh, I love it.

I think that's a Friday banger right there. Nothing sexier than a guy who's like, I love a bit of Britney. You know what I love it. I think that's a Friday banger right there. Nothing sexier than a guy who's like, I love a bit of Britney. You know, I love a bit of Britney. That's my vote as womaniser.

I know you're conflicted, but that's my vote straight up. Mr. Jones. I do not care for the counting crows. Mr. Jones counting crows.

You're going to stick with that? I have to. Okay, we're going to go to the producers for the deciding vote. It's something to stick with that? I have to. Okay, we're going to go to the producers for the deciding vote. It's something that would never be heard on ZM,

and that's why I've got to pick it. Okay, we are at a stalemate for Birthday Banger, and I would like to give the decision to producer Ben. You need to choose between Britney Spears' Womanizer, Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend, or The Counting Crows' Mr. Jones? Okay, am I on? Okay, good. Thank God I'm on.

Hey, Ben. Yeah. Can you hear me? Yeah, I can hear you. I'm feeling Womanizer. Yeah, I'm feeling Womanizer as well. That was my vote. What were you going to say?

You know why? What were you going to say? Can you hear me, though? I can hear you really clearly, and I want Womanizer. I can hear you now, and you know why I think you're picking that? Not sure. Can you hear me? Wait, can you hear me now?

Womanizer, put it on. You know why? Because he's a part of the pheromone party tonight. And I think it's going to give him some vibes. All right. Womanizing. Brandon, you just won birthday banger. Congratulations.

Love it. Get it, Brandon. I call him. You got me going, you're all so charming, but I can do it, you're womanizer Boy don't try to front, I'm not just, just what you are, boy don't try to front, I'm not just, just what you are You say I'm crazy, I got you crazy You're nothing but a f***ing menace Daddy-o, you got the swagger of a champion So bad for you, you just can't find the right companion I guess when you have one too many makes it hard It could be easy who you are, that's just who you are, baby

Lollipop, must mistake me or the sucker To think that I will be a victim, not another Bye. Thank you. You're womanizer Boy, don't try to front, I know just what you are Boy, don't try to front, I know just what you are You say I'm crazy, I got you crazy You're nothing but a womanizer Maybe if we both lived in a different world Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer, womanizer It would be all good and maybe I could do it all But I can't cause we don't, you Bye. I got you are. You say I'm crazy. I got you crazy. You're nothing but a womanizer.

Boy, don't try to front. I know just what you are. Boy, don't try to front. I know just what you are. Womanizer, woman, womanizer. You're a womanizer. Oh, womanizer. Oh, you're a womanizer.

ZM Bree and Clint. That is the winner of Birthday Banger for Brandon, the manliest man in the world, who just got Britney Spears' Womanizer. I love that song. People on the text machine, someone said, Hi guys, Mr. Jones was the correct answer, unfortunately,

but nice try. I disagree, but that's okay. Mr. Jones! It's a great song. Yeah. Oh, this is a good song, too. Right? You want a Maserati?

You better work, bitch. Woo-hoo! Yeah. I'm ready. Bring the Friday drinks in now. You wouldn't have got this vibe off Mr. Jones. You wouldn't. Yeah, it probably would have been more

Bring Me a Jim and Jim Beam or something. Mr. Jones is the white people national anthem. Are you wrecking? It's like country here. Here, here, here. Wait, wait, wait, wait. God. See, we are one.

We are united. Say what you want about Britney Spears, but when she had her breakdown in 2006, she came back with some bangers. Oh, she came back very strong, yeah. And you know what? After I've hit 25 in life, because that's how old she was, I get it. You understand what she was going through? I nearly shaved my head too.

Yeah, right. You still can. We can organise it for you. No. ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast. This is quite weird news. You've been to Bali, right? You've been to Bali before?

Yeah, I've been to Bali a couple of times. I've never been. I can't believe you've never been. Bali, right? You've been to Bali before? Yeah, I've been to Bali a couple of times. I've never been. I can't believe you've never been. Nah, it's kind of just blowing up as a tourist destination for Kiwis now. Yeah, it's getting more popular. Because it's a lot closer to Australia, right? Is it like three hours away? No, depending on where you are.

If you're in Perth, it's about three. If you're in Brisbane, it's about seven, eight. Well, this might impact your decision to go there. The government in Bali are looking to ban sex outside of marriage. How would they ever police that? It's a very good question. It's my first question.

Room monitors. Room? That is an invasion of privacy. No. They're a very religious country. There's multiple religions at play, but yeah, they're saying that it's immoral and that you should be married before you do it. Look, I'm already married, so I'm good to go.

Yeah, well, you're good. I can go there. Doesn't affect you unless you're cheating on your wife. Yeah, exactly. Then you could get arrested, which you probably should be. Look at Chappelle Corby, who spent all that time and faced the death penalty for allegedly

bringing in boogie bag full of marijuana. If you get caught under these new laws that they're looking to bring in, it's a year in prison. A year in prison. Better than what Chappelle got. Yeah, better than what Chappelle got. Better than the death penalty. Still, a year in prison. A year in prison. Better than what Chappelle got. Yeah, better than what Chappelle got. Better than the death penalty.

Still, a year in a Balinese prison for one night of... As I said before, how would they ever catch you? Okay, but that's a good point. It's a good point. The risk of you being caught is probably low. Pretty low. Especially if you're renting your own villa and doing your own thing. Would you risk it?

Yes. If that's the law, would you risk it? Yes. If that's the law, if that's the law, would you risk it? Absolutely. You're only there for five days? Absolutely. With your significant other? What else are we going to do in Bali if I'm there with my significant other? I'm not going to go to the pool clubs all day, am I?

You could play giant Jenga. Can you imagine going to one of those pool clubs? Oh, you haven't been there before, but you go to these pool clubs and they're just so nice and they just give you all these drinks and you day drink all day. Imagine doing that, trying to get home and then not have sex with your partner. Impossible. Not going to happen.

Well, that's the law, okay? And as a law-abiding citizen, I'm married, so good to go. ZDM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Kia ora, everybody. Bree and Clint, happy Friday afternoon, and good luck to you if you're making your way here to ZM currently for our pheromone party this evening. Can't wait to see you.

We will see you very soon. Big day in one of my besties' lives today, Clint. Sound the alarm. Hello, boys. It's Big Gay Gorgeous Al's birthday today. Happy birthday, Big Gay Gorgeous Al. Thanks, guys. I feel like I'm turning 40, so.

You were brought in here because I wanted to say something to you, but you said you had a story for us. Oh, it's good. I've got to bring it up now. You've always got a story. So I was on Grindr the other day, and a guy, of course I was, he hit me up. And he goes, oh, what do you do for a job? And I said, I work in radio.

And he goes, oh, please tell me it's Set M. It's the only show I listen to. Listen in the afternoons, listen at night. So I'm like, so you listen to Brie and Clint? And he goes, yeah. And he goes, wait, are you Big Gay Al? And then you went, hello, boys. Hello, boys.

And then he goes to me. He goes, oh, I need to find it. He goes, I'm going to be honest. So I've heard Bree mention you before, and I mentioned how you looked. And I said, oh, did I match what you envisioned? And he goes, you're so much more attractive. So whatever you're doing, up your game. No, we're saying really good things about you.

He's got a point. He's got a point. We only bring him in here for the worst stories to do with him. That is 100% true. I mean, I'm putting it out there. I don't have abs, but I think I've got a nice jawline. You're a lovely person. And that's why I wanted to bring you in because we do bring you in here for all of the, you know, funny or the roastings.

And, you know, you've got Tinder on your laptop, which is crazy. I just wanted to say happy birthday for you today, mate. And you mean so much to me here. And you and I obviously moved from a different country and we don't live, we didn't live in New Zealand, but you're like family to me here. Oh, thanks, doll. You're my family too. You both are.

You're the unofficial fifth member of the Brian Clint Show. You really are. That's really sweet. Thank you. You guys make me feel so welcome. And you're the onlyfficial fifth member of the Bree and Clint show. You really are. That's really sweet. Thank you. You guys make me feel so welcome. And you're the only member that has their own siren. Hello, boys. You don't find friends like you that come around very often.

Thank you. And I'm so, so lucky to have you. Still single? Very. I might tell you something really quickly. So your little pheromone party tonight? Yeah. I made it my unofficial party.

There's like 30 people coming, so I hope you don't mind. You're bringing 30 people to our pheromone party. We did it to my flat the last time. Tonight is our pheromone party. Yeah, it is. I played the wrong thing, but is this okay? Yeah, this is fine. Good smelling alert.

We have 40 singles about to descend on ZM. We have 20 guys and 20 girls, and they're going to smell each other's T-shirts and mark down what they like the most. Then we will tell them who they're a perfect match with. We'll match them up, and then it's their decision from there. We might be making future babies tonight. Have you thought about that?

I hope to get invites to weddings if that comes from this. You want to be a godparent? Yeah, no. No, a lot of responsibility. That's a lot of responsibility. I'll go to the wedding though and drink the free booze. Keen to go to the wedding? Yeah.

I'd like to give a speech. It's exciting because, I mean, it's a weird way to date someone. And I thought, you know, we're making all these single people throw their dirty t-shirts into a room and sniff each other and stuff. A t-shirt they've slept in for the last three nights in a row. I thought we should put it to the test with our t-shirts. So you've been sleeping in a t-shirt for three nights. Yeah, I brought it in.

I've been sleeping in a t-shirt for three... Actually, that's probably like four nights. Okay. Which we did talk about throwing our t-shirts in the mix tonight. In with the party, goers. In with the party. Anonym In with the party goers. Anonymously. Anonymously.

So I've told my wife Lucy that I will be doing that. She was all right with it. Yeah, cool. It's just a bit of fun. But on top of that, I've taken the shirts around the office, both shirts, and I've just asked people here at ZM just to give their thoughts on each shirt. Okay, sure. So I wore a black t-shirt and you wore a grey T-shirt.

So yours is grey, mine is black. Here's what the ZM office thought. First T-shirt. Smells like a dude. Like he's trying to cover up BO with something nice. So that's the grey T-shirt and here comes the black T-shirt. Oh, this one's a bit fresher. Yeah I prefer the black. First t-shirt, grey t-shirt.

It smells like it's been left in a drawer for a little while and you haven't washed it. You know like that musky smell. Okay black t-shirt. That smells pretty much straight out of the store. Grey t-shirt first. Mmm smells like my grandma's house. And t-shirt first. Smells like my grandma's house. And T-shirt number two.

The black T-shirt. Smells even stronger like my grandma's house. T-shirt one. The grey T-shirt. What's your thoughts? Smells like an old people's house. And T-shirt number two, the black T-shirt. Yeah, that's my preference.

Yeah, I like it. Tell me your thoughts that you have on both. So first the grey T-shirt. Okay. Yep. What are your thoughts? I feel on both. So first, the grey t-shirt. Okay. Yep. What are your thoughts? I feel like that might be some kind of hippie

that likes incense in their room. T-shirt number two, the black t-shirt. It doesn't smell of anything. This is someone that's maybe got no personality.

I believe... It's a fairly mixed bag of responses. I feel like out of those responses I might have won it Yeah yours came out slightly ahead for sure It's like when we smelled each other

People would smell us directly And I won 3-2 Yeah I just won But you take the victory Oh hell yeah you take the victory Who said that I How harsh was the person that said

We both smell like their nana's house Yeah I mean weirdly That was Harry Weirdly sexual smelling nana's house Because there. I mean, weirdly. That was Harry. Weirdly sexual smelling nana's house because there is a lot of energy coming from those t-shirts. I mean, I can feel it. You can feel it. The tension in here could be cut with a blunt butter knife.

Yeah, can we get these t-shirts out of here actually? Can we crack a window? They stink. I'm really starting to, you know, get a sweat on. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Oh, oh, oh, oh I've got some aviation news Can I

You mind if I May I have permission to Of course we are the Leading show in New Zealand For maritime and aviation based news This one comes to you It's passenger based aviation news Right

A passenger who has been doing A cross stitch on a plane I've seen it Yeah Now the cross stitch Has been A photo of it has been taken a cross stitch on a plane. I've seen it. Yeah. Now the cross stitch has been, a photo of it has been taken by the person who was sitting in the seat just behind on the other side of the aisle. So if you think you step back one row and then go across the aisle,

both of them had aisle seats, just different sides of the aisle. So she's doing her cross stitch very publicly. Right. It has gone viral on the Shut the Front Door Facebook page. Great, great Facebook page. One of the best Facebook pages. Is that the original? The original Shut the Front Door Facebook page. Great Facebook page. One of the best Facebook pages. Is that the original? The original Shut the Front Door?

Yeah. There's no exclamation point or anything? I don't know. We're talking about the shop, right? The Shut the Front Door shop? No, we're talking about just the name. Shut the Front Door? Yeah, on Facebook.

I don't know. The picture has had 46,000 likes and 15,000 comments. I just want to ask you is this an offensive cross stitch to be doing on an airplane it's got flowers around it um she looks like she's cross-stitch demographic you know she's the type of person you'd expect to be to see doing a cross yeah and then probably yeah the cross stitch says eat a bag of dicks Thug life Should have got this song But you get the point I think you get the point