ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 21st 2018

Episode Date: September 21, 2018

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ZM! Let's go, go, go! Now let me see you dance! ZM's Brie and Clint. Woo! Good afternoon, New Zealand. You hear that? Can you just listen carefully?

Can you hear that? Can you hear that? Sounds different. Sounds... Smells different. Feels different. Do the airwaves feel different today? Does it sound like we are broadcasting

from the beautiful Taranaki region? How great is it? It's nice. I love it. Hello, New Plymouth. Oh, that's right. We're on the radio. As a group, the whole city just replied back.

Good day, Bree. Hello. Hey, we're here because tonight we're going to do our Friday Jams Live pre-party. We're going to be at Crowded House from 9 o'clock tonight. Yeah, we've got tickets. We've got bar tabs. We're going to be kicking it down there at Crowded House. It's going to be a good one.

On our way here today, though, we came, obviously, via Auckland Airport, where we saw something that shook us to the core. Mate, I'm shooketh. Like, I haven't recovered from this yet. No, my stomach hasn't recovered. There is a food development nationwide, not just at Auckland Airport, rolling out around the country, which I think, as a group, we need to address. Maybe.

We need to figure out where we stand on this. Maybe it's been around for a while, but this is the first I've seen of it. Nah, this has got to be new, right? Do you reckon it's new? I feel like I've got a pretty good handle on this particular place's menu. Like, I'm a big fan.

It's a very big fast food establishment. It's controversial, and we want you to help us figure out whether we need to keep it or banish it from the country. I don't know if we have that power, but we'll give it a go next. We'll tell you what it is after Demi Lovato. This, if I can push my right button, should be sorry, not sorry. Hey, there it goes. Hey, it's working. Hey, the Taranaki buttons are working. All right, Bree and Clint, this is ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint. We saw something today which we need to address as a family.

I was at the airport. We were all getting McDonald's at the Auckland airport and as I looked down because I was ordering my egg and bacon muffin like a normal person, they have a sign right at the front counter. New. Fish McMuffin. I thought it was a joke. Here's the question. has science gone too far it's not science it's mcdonald's have they gone too far i've zoomed in on your instagram yeah i've got a screen grab so i can see exactly the ingredients of mcdonald's new fish mcmuffin

what's on there two options uh original Original fish McMuffin, which is... There's no original. Essentially, it's just a Filet-O-Fish in the breakfast muffin. So they've replaced the buns with like English muffin. So does that include cheese? Yes. Right. But there is cheese in a Filet-O-Fish anyway.

Right. So not that unusual. So that's called fish McMuffin. Right. And then what else have they got? Fish and egg McMuffin, which is the same makeup. So let me take you through from the bottom up. So we'll start at the base.

English muffin. Slice of McDonald's cheese. Yeah, it's good. McDonald's egg. Delicious. Fish patty. Ooh, yeah. Tartar sauce.

Oh, no, it gets worse. Top it off with another breakfast muffin. That's the fish and egg McMuffin. No. Who's done this? Like, who's making, you know, when it doesn't work is because there's no such thing as a fish quiche. Like, there's no one making a fish quiche.

Is there such thing as a fish breakfast? You know what? No, I don't think so. I don't think so, right? It's not the time of day for that type of dish. Also, you know what word shouldn't be put together?

Fish and McMuffin. Oh, Fish McMuff. Muffin fish shouldn't be put together. No, no, you're absolutely right. It has other connotations. They should have called it something different. Which we won't explain.

Now, who do we point? You obviously, you hear our stance on this burger. I think it's quite clear. I've been all for the latest changes that McDonald's have been bringing in. The Angus burger, delicious. Yes. The shake of fries, I'm loving it. We align, as a show, inadvertently,

I think we align our show very closely with McDonald's. It's good brand fit. It's amazing. I'd like to say this is our first's. It's a good brand fit. It's amazing. I'd like to say this is our first clash. It's a no. This is a hard no from us. Do we have consensus within the show team? Producers, what do you think? Can we get a thumbs up, thumbs down? Yeah, I think it's a no. That's a no from you, Producer B? What about you?

Yeah, big no. Yeah, see? We're all a no. However, however, we are but a small snapshot of the wider population. So before we truly banish this ungodly creation to the depths of hell for it never to return, let's go to the people, shall we? I love that we have the power to just banish things. Yeah, like the McDonald's Corporation of New Zealand is going to take any notice of what we say.

They may. They may. And if we're slandering a dish that you particularly like, maybe you're on the Fish McMuff bandwagon. Don't say Fish McMuff. Sorry, Fish McMuffin. Say McMuffin. Maybe you're a big.

Don't do it. See, McDonald's, this is what you've done. This is a question for you this afternoon. Very easy for Friday. Don't overextend yourself. McDonald's new Fish McMuffin. Hell yes or hell no. We need you to decide, New Zealand. 0800

dial ZM. You can text your standpoint as well to 9696. It will be counted in the final result. The B660. ZM's brilliant clan. So the debate is on. This morning, us as a team, we were travelling from Auckland to New Plymouth and we noticed at the

McDonald's in Auckland airport that they have something new on the breakfast menu. It's the fishy McMuff. No. I mean the fish McMuffin. We need to be accurate here. We need to be truthful and honest. If we're going to have an honest debate,

because essentially we are now McMuffin journalists. Well, we're not because we've actually stated our bias. We hate the thing. We'll deny the idea of it. We're asking you Fish McMuffin hell yes or hell no. So what exactly is on it? It goes muffin. I'll give you the deluxe one.

Because one of them is just a Filet-O-Fish with muffin. We're not talking about that one. We're talking about the actual Fish McMuffin. No. And actually, we'll get a picture of this to our Brie and Clint Instagram story right now so you can see it for yourself. It goes, muffin bun, slice of cheese, egg. I'm on board so far. Fish patty.

No. Tartier sauce, muffin to top. So it's a basic construction. They've really taken, they've really melded two words, two worlds. They've taken the daytime menu of the Filet-O-Fish. And can I also state my politics? Quite enjoy a Filet-O-Fish. It's one of my favourite burgers on the menu.

Hugely underrated. No, don't agree. No need to chuck an egg in there. There's no need to chuck an egg on there and eat it at breakfast time. And the Filet-O-Fish, the name sounds fancy. Fish McMuffin doesn't. Sorry, I said McMuffin. We're about to go to the phones and find out the mood of the nation.

Just a quick canvas of the text machine. Someone has texted in and said, I just sicked up in my mouth a bit. There's some very strong opinions coming through in the text and we're very sorry, McDonald's, because people are now taking... No, no, no, don't apologise. This is free market research. No, no, no, I'm saying I'm sorry to them for the nickname

we've now given it because that's what everyone's calling it. Oh, Fishy McMuff. Yeah, yeah. Someone said I can't wait to inhale a few of those hashtag Fish McMuffs. It's now a hashtag too. Do they know what we're talking about? Yeah, I think they're on board. Let's go to the phones. John.

Hello, John. The Fish McMuffin. Is it a hell yes Or a hell no It's a hell yes Oh it's a hell yes From John Why Well I love the

Bacon and egg McMuffin And sometimes I've had the When I went to the States I had the fish McMuffin But I added bacon into it Oh wow Wait so you're going

You're going Fish Pig And then egg from chicken. You're like... That's a bastard McMuffin. There's too much going on there. You had ham and chicken at Christmas. Well, yeah, but it's a special occasion.

Yeah, but not together. Yeah, okay. Thank you, John. All right, well, John's a hell yes, so that's one for the hell yes. David, welcome to the show. Hi, Dave. Hey, guys. It's a hell no. Yeah. Yes one for the hell yes. David, welcome to the show. Hi, Dave. Hey, guys. It's a hell no.

Yeah. Yes. Thank you. A sane person. Who wants to have belly bloody fish breath in the morning? Fish breath in the... David! Well, that's when you need to carry around some mouthwash as well.

I didn't even think about the breath situation. Yeah, yeah. What do you think it is that creeps you out so much about it? Because we haven't been able to put our finger on just why we're so offended by the Fish McMuffin. Why do you think it is, David? It's the fish. It's fish. Who has fish in the morning?

All right, David. He's passionate. David, we're going to bang you on hold, mate. He's a no. We're going to put you in the cooling zone. David is a no. Let's go to our first female input on the Fish McMuff situation. Is it a hell yes or is it a hell no, Kate?

It's a hell no. Thank you, Kate. We appreciate your input. Why? What are your feelings? Express to us how you're feeling right now. Well, I agree with the second male caller. Fish for breakfast?

Nah. Fish for lunch and dinner? Yeah. Very straightforward. It's a simple one and dinner? Yeah. Very straightforward. It's a simple one from Kate. It is very straightforward. Very simple. We have had a text that says,

as someone who is halal, there is nothing meat-based that I can eat on the McDonald's menu, especially when it comes to breakfast. So the fish is a good option for them. And I hear you. My wife is pescatarian, which means...

So for her, this is like game-changer. She won't eat. No, she'll just have the egg. Olivia, you're the last person weighing in on Fish McMuffin debate 2018. Is it a hell yes or a hell no? Hell yes. And why, Olivia? Why? Fish, egg, all that. It's a great breakfast, I'd say. They have to put a hash brown on there, though.

Now we're just complicating it, aren't we? You know what you could replace the hash brown part? Oh, no. We'll just get rid of the fish. Put the hash brown in there. Now I'm on board. Yeah, there you go. All right.

Oh, what a fishuation. Zinian's brilliant club. Now I'm on board. Yeah, there you go. All right. Oh, what a fishuation. Zee, it's Bree and Clint. Please welcome to the show this afternoon, good friend of the show, even better friend of yours, Bree. Yeah, one of my best mates. This is Ellen. Hey, Ellen. Hi, Ellen.

Hello, team. How are we for a Friday evening? Are we good? Going really good. Ellen, I'm so sorry. I'm just going to get that out there. What is this? We know you and Bree are good friends, yeah?

Yeah. How long have you known each other? Oh, I would say three more. Like, three life. I don't know, probably four years. That's a decent amount of time. Close in the past sort of 18 months, I would say. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.

You guys are thick as thieves. Toit like tigers. You slept in Bree's bed for a week when you were here that time. Really, really close friends. I did. She did want to cuddle me a lot, but I'm like, darling, I'm gay. It's not going to happen. Just hands off, okay?

I did not try and cuddle you. You used her bar of face soap to clean your genitals. That's how close you are. I did from head to toe, actually. I forgot about that. I need to talk to you about that rash I got. Now, Alan, what was yesterday? It was my birthday.

I just remembered. It's my birthday. Happy birthday, Alan, for yesterday. Happy birthday, Alan. Oh, thanks, guys. I am pending towards, like, retirement and old age now that I've clicked over to 26. So I appreciate that. Did you get a message from Bree on your birthday?

I actually did, yes. I didn't get one on my Facebook wall, which I was a little bit disappointed about, but there was one over Facebook Messenger. Now, when you got a message from Bree on your birthday, who messaged who first? Did you message her or did she message you? I did.

I saw some good news about you guys. I'm like, exciting news. Hey, let me just check. I just want to confirm. I'm actually sitting in front of my computer right now. This is good. This is good. Give me one second.

I know I'm national radio. I'm so sorry. No, we know what it was. It was you. You contacted us with a nice message to say congratulations. We got some ratings yesterday. You contacted us to say congratulations. On your birthday, you contacted your friend Bree

to give her a nice message first. Ellen, Bree forgot your birthday. Did she? You want to know something about Bree? She played a little prank like two years ago telling everybody her birthday. It's a month later than what it actually is. So I, at the start of this year,

I did a courtesy reminder to all of my Facebook friends. I'm like, hey, by the way, free port-a-prank. It's actually her birthday today. And I made sure she got a flight of messages. And I get this. Okay, you're making it worse. You made sure that everybody remembered her birthday and she didn't even remember yours. You know what really happened?

This is what really happened. She goes, oh, I just got a message from Ellen. Nice message about the ratings that came in. And our producer goes, oh, you know, it's his birthday today. Oh, you're making it sound so bad, Ellen. It's very good. I'm so sorry. I don't even know how I forgot.

I'm so wrapped up in my own stupid little life that I forgot your birthday. I'm so sorry. So, Ellen. I would have been, yes. You don't get this opportunity very often. What would you like for your birthday? Have you seen those new iPhones? I don't mind. I just upgraded my iPhone recently. Maybe not an iPhone. I'm going to sound really superficial right now because courtesy of Bree's social media last time,

I Instagrammed three through, like it went up the roof in terms of followers. Yeah, I know what you want. I know what you want. I know you gave out your mum's phone number on set and on your own Facebook and stuff, Bree, but can you give me a courtesy shout out on your massive Facebook profile?

Gee, are you that desperate for dates, Ellen? Hey, you stop abusing Alan. You've done enough. Okay, you've done enough. I'm done. I can do that. Alan, consider it done. If she doesn't do it by the end of the day,

I will make sure it's done, okay? Happy birthday for you, Stan. If it's not done by the end of today, Brie, you're banished. Yeah. Here we go. I'm going to give out your Instagram handle to all the hot gays listening in New Zealand, at AlanShepherd92. Follow

him. He's coming over next month. I'll set you up on a few dates with some hot men. Hello, boys. I do have my own bedroom this time as well, so I'm told. Are we even? Even. Yes, we're even. You're forgiven, darling. I'll tell you what will make you really even.

Sheer out his grinder detail as well. Okay. Zee's Brain Club. Shakespeare Shazam. darling. Now I tell you what will make you really even share out his grinder detail as well. ZDM's Brinkland. Shakespeare Shazam. That guy's voice is so good. I know right. Shakespeare Shazam.

If you haven't heard it this week we have been getting some Shakespearean actors it's all to do with Pop-Up Globe that's come back to Auckland.

Yes, new season this summer returns on the 16th of November. Yeah, and we've got a trip to Sydney to go see the Pop-Up Globe Theatre in Sydney for you and a friend, flights and accommodation. And all you have to do is guess what song on the ZM playlist these Shakespearean actors are performing. Your favourite so far?

Ooh. Ginuwine Pony? I did love Work From Home. I loved Akon Smack That. It's been some good ones but I feel like Bend over and watch me

smack that. Ride it my pony. This is our last one and giving it a go today is Anna. Hi Anna. Hi Anna.

Hi. How does a trip to Sydney in a bit of Shakespeare sound to you? Oh, it sounds amazing. I've been getting through, like, all week and being the second person in line, so I'm so excited. You are first today, okay?

We're going to play you our song. Yep. And we're going to play it in full, so no need to jump in too early. Then we'll come to you at the end, and you let us know if you know that song. Okay. All right. I'm excited for you. Here we go.

Listen carefully. Let's hear the track. If you know that song. Okay. All right. I'm excited for you. Here we go. Listen carefully. Let's hear the track. If you want it, take it. I should have said it before. Tried to hide it. Fake it. I can't pretend anymore. I only want to die alive.

Never by the hands of a broken heart. I don't want to hear you lie tonight now that I've become who I really am. This is the part when I say I don't want you. I'm stronger than I've been before. This is the part when I break free. Because I can't resist it no more. That is...

It's a duet. That is very good. So good. Don't those, more than any other song, don't those lyrics in particular sound so Shakespearean when they're done like that they really do like truly poetic

what a songstress Anna oh I've given away that it's a female song yeah so I already knew what it was I thought you might know that

you let us know then it is Break Free by Ariana Grande that is correct well done yay thank you guys yeah no worries.

You're one of only five people in that draw. We're going to call someone on Monday with flights to Sydney, okay? Good luck. Awesome. Thank you guys so much. ZDM's Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. It's where we get your birthdays. We put it into the big system here, and we tell you what was top in the charts on your 16th birthday. Talofa lava, Trish. Hello. Hello, Trish. Hi. How's your Friday going? That's pretty good. I'm just on my

way home from work and I'm super excited about birthday banging. Oh, perfect. Well, let's see if we can top your week off. What's your birthday? The 6th of March 1989. Okay, Trish, you were 6th. In 2005. I've got a feeling I know what it's going to be.

On the 6th of March and this is your birthday. You should let me love you. Let me be the one to give you everything you want. Obviously, it's Mario, Let Me Love You. Fun fact about this song. Yeah. Neo wrote it and then gave it to Mario thinking it wasn't going to be a massive, huge, gigantic hit. Yeah.

And then he regretted it. Yeah, but if you write a song, you still get paid for it. That's the best way to do it. It's true. I like yours, Trish. I'd stick around. Anne-Marie, welcome to the show. Hi, Anne-Marie.

Hiya, how are you? Good. What's your birthday? My birthday is the 4th of September, 1991. Okay, Anne-Marie, you were 16 in 2007 on the 4th of September, and back on that day, this was top of the charts. Tune. Great song.

Banger. Banger. Sean Kingston, Beautiful Girls, I like it. Doesn't know his way around a jitski. Very good at the tune, though. He is. Good friends with Justin Bieber. Do you want to hear this song, Emery?

It's not as banger-y as I was hoping for, but it's still a banger. I know what you mean. It is still a banger. Do you like Let Me Love You from Mario, though? I'm not really into that one either. I'm being really fussy, aren't I? No, no, that's okay. That's okay.

There's still a chance we get a song that you'll like in there. Shame it's not your own one. Paige. Hey, Paige. Hi, Paige. Hi. There's still a chance we get a song that you'll like in there. Shame it's not your own one. Paige. Hey, Paige. Hi, Paige. Hi. Last one for a Friday. What's your birthday?

The 8th of October, 1995. Okay, Paige. You were 16 in 2011 on the 8th of October, and this is your birthday banger. No, you didn't have to stoop so low. Have your friends collect your records And change your cover Yeah, this is one of my favourite Gautier songs.

It's one of the only Gautier songs. This is one of my favourite Gautier songs. Yeah, isn't it 41? Paige! Paige, I'm going to reiterate, this is one of my favourite Gautier songs. Would you like to hear that song? I don't know, I don't know.

I feel like the last lady. I'm feeling a little bit lucky. Real lukewarm response today. It's okay. I saw Gautier once and he played that song six times. No, he did not. That is not a lie. No, he did not.

It's no lie. And by the end of it, everyone was like, no more. Okay, what are we playing? We're playing Mario. We're playing Mario, all right. Yeah, get it in there, Hazza. Let's play Mario, Let Me Love You as our birthday banger for Trish. Here we go.

Bree and Clint, ZM. ZM, Bree and Clint. She's a sensual birthday banger this afternoon for a Friday. That's Mario and Let Me Love You. What do you mean crushed it? Are you just applauding your own decision? I mean, I'm with you, but... Yeah.

No, I just feel I reach those high notes sometimes. Oh, you're singing you crushed it. Right. Zinni is Brie and Clint. And this is what we've been waiting for. It's time to meet someone very special. Brie and Clint present the Bisexualer. One person, a number of weeks, they will date six people.

Yes. And they are bisexual. The people that they date will be boys and girls, unlike every dating show you've ever seen before. Yeah, about time we had an all-inclusive dating show that's going to have it all. So we've been on the quest for the last, well, really two weeks, but really hard this week

to try and find the right person. We've met quite a few people. We've met some really great people, actually. Some amazing people. And we've had a tough decision to whittle them down to one bisexual New Zealander. Did you kind of feel like we were

interviewing slash dating people ourselves? I got really invested in them. Same here. Yeah. I was going like, oh, I really like this person. Well, good news. The ones that we didn't choose, you can date them. Yeah, true.

I am single. You are single. Yeah, yeah. They're available to you and you have all of the information. I'm one of the contestants. We've picked someone. We can tell you that. We have picked someone.

Now, this is the bit where we need to get you to go and register to date our bisexualer. And obviously, you don't need to be bisexual to date the person. No, you don't have to be bisexual to date this person. But you need to kind of know a little bit about who the bisexualer is. Yeah. Now, we don't want to tell you everything today. So, this is about us figuring out how much we want to share. We want to share a little bit.

Do we want to say how old they are? I don't reckon we do yet. No. We will eventually, but I don't reckon yet. Maybe Monday. Do you want to say where they live? No, that's Monday. Because it shouldn't be about, you know, geographical distance, Clint.

Yeah, okay. Love goes across everywhere. We've been... We have to tell the people if it's a boy or if it's a girl. Nah. Nah, you'll be able to... I think you'll be able to tell when you hear their voice. Yeah, true.

Very true. We're going to bring our bisexual on now. And we're going to ask them one question. This is the question that we've been... This is our job, okay? To come up with this sort of stuff every afternoon. We've spent about 45 minutes debating what the question is and we've landed on

this question. It's very basic. You can hear her breathing in the background there that's our bisexualer. This is the question. This is the question for our bisexualer. We're not going to name her yet but bisexualer we would like to know this afternoon,

big spoon or little spoon? Oh, I'm going to have to say big spoon. Interesting. Interesting. Interesting. All of us in this room said little spoon. No, I like a bit of both. Oh, I know you do.

So does our bisexualer. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Good. We've learned one thing about you.

There we go. And we want to know so much more about you, bisexualer, but we are going to hold ourselves back until Monday, okay? That's it. Okay. We will speak to you on Monday. Until Monday. I'll put it back on hold before we learn too much about it.

Quick, quick, quick. All right. That's it. If you like what you heard, I know it was very small amount. No, I reckon that's enough to really set people on fire. It kind of was like elusive.

You know the less is more type situation? Yeah, I want more now. They're mysterious. We're keeping an air of mystique about them. Very mysterious. If you like what you heard, head to the ZM online page, web page. It's on Instagram as well.

You can head to the Brinkley Instagram. That's the easiest. You can head to the story and you can swipe up if you want to register to date her. There you go. That's it. Yeah, you're right. The gender bit was important. Kind of important.

Because you'll be dating a bisexual female. Yeah, and we need to stress you don't have to be bisexual, but you can be bisexual. You can be. You can be, yeah. You can be pansexual. You can be lesbian. You can be straight.

You can be anything. Yep, go and give it a go. And on Monday, you will start to learn more about the bisexual. We have one week now to find all of the contestants who are going to date her. So think about how hard it was to find her this week. Yes. We now have to find six people. I know, right?

Oh, God. So many interviews, but that's our problem. Don't worry about that. We'll deal with it. You just go and register if you want to be in it. ZDM's brilliant clip. It's back-to-back parties for us tonight, Brie, because last night we had a bit of a shindig,

a bit of a staff party. We partied a bit hard. You know when you have a work due and then maybe you have a work due and then like maybe you have a couple of drinks and you really enjoy yourself. Let your hair down. It's not like a regular party where

maybe you don't know the people there or even if you do you might not have to see them for a while. With a work party you've got to see them the next day. Yes. Last night at the staff party Bree sniffed someone. Brie?

Well, can you give it context? Actually, don't give it context. It makes it worse. I think it does make it worse because we're going to name the person. Brie has said things about this person on the radio before so there's precedent for her testing behaviour, I guess you would say.

I've said he's a tasty dish. Yeah, you've said... That dish I would... You said you'd like to... Something about meat? Something about... Oh, I don't know. You've said a lot of things. He's a tall glass of water. I'd love to have a sip. Last night, Brie Thomas-El sniffed Jeremy Wells without him knowing.

Oh my God! I was egged on by people, all right? You were not. Okay, that's not the truth, but. I was the one egging you on. And you know what I egged you on to do? Go and say hello. I said, he's right there.

I know you like him. Just go and say hello. I'm so awkward right now. I thought, hey, let's capture this magical moment where they talk for the first time on video. And inadvertently, I now have footage of Brie sniffing seven sharp host Jeremy Wells. Mate, I've had a few cordials. I thought it was the best decision.

I'm like a lioness. I like to smell my prey before I attack. She goes for a butt grab too. I don't touch anything. This is what I wanted to know because you've put it in the Batoc region. Has there been a moon landing or is it just a purely orbital?

It was orbital. Bit like the first moon landing I say. The video footage is just going live now. Actually, producer Ellie, is this live on Facebook yet? It's live on Facebook and Instagram. Beautiful. If you would like to see the footage for yourself. Can I see that please?

Actually, I don't know if I want to see it. As a potential HR issue, just know that you're front footing it, okay? Well, can I just say... You're taking ownership of it early. Is it an HR issue? Because there was no touching. What? Sniffing? I sniffed air where he was. You can't go around

Sniffing people in the workplace Can I say He smelt Like cinnamon Did he? And cookies Did he? And puppies

Because I did I was going to ask Obviously I would never sniff My three favourite things Cinnamon cookies and puppies Like a cinnamon puppy cookie It was like a rainbow In my nose

Alright I have no regrets We've got a question For you this afternoon No but no regrets cookie. It was like a rainbow in my nose. Alright. I have no regrets. We've got a question for you this afternoon. No, but no regrets. Do you know what I mean? Like I see that footage and I'm like, yeah creepy. Would you apologise now that he knows? Would you apologise? No. You wouldn't apologise? I hope he never hears

about this. That's going to be an HR issue too. Oh my god, don't tag him in that. You know I tried to get him on. I tried to get him on for this, but he's busy doing 7 sharp. Oh, thank God. So, no luck. What's that, Producer Ellie? What? I didn't tag him. Did you tag him in it?

No. Feel free to tag him yourself, New Zealand. What about when we finally meet? Now my first impression's gone out the window with him. When you meet him again, you're more likely to sniff him again. Don't you worry. Hey, if I get another opportunity.

Oh, my God, he's tagged in it. It's okay. You're really hindering my chances with the J Wells. It's okay. All right, it's okay. Hey, I'm still. I've got a question for New Zealand that'll make you feel better this afternoon. Oh, 800 dials at him.

Yeah. Who'd you sniff? Have your nasal passages ever drifted close to someone of note? Someone we would know, like a famous person. Right. Have you sniffed a famous person? I'll say it.

Who'd you sniff? Katy Perry. Oh, yep. The one time I got to meet Katy Perry, I couldn't help it. She was radiating the most beautiful scent. She smelled like candy floss. Oh, yep. It was radiating the most beautiful scent. She smelled like candy floss. Oh, yep.

It was on the California Dream store. She actually smelled like candy floss. I was picturing cream buns, but candy floss is about right. Cream buns? Yeah. Cream buns don't smell nice. She used to shoot cream

out of her boobies. So she'd smell like cream. If you haven't sniffed anyone, I'd like to know from the people as well if you had the opportunity to sniff Jeremy Wells, would you?

No. Jump on board the weird train, New Zealand. anyone. I'd like to know from the people as well if you had the opportunity to sniff Jeremy Wells, would you? Jump on board the weird train, New Zealand. Give us a call. 0800.00 or text us on 9696. One more time, the rock solid question for the afternoon. Who'd you sniff? ZDM's Bree and Clint. Bree, last night,

sniffed Jeremy Wells without permission and without his knowledge, to be fair. If you see the video, which is up on our Facebook page right now. I panicked, okay? He has no idea that it happened. I panicked. There is a really good bit in the video where there's a lady standing like close enough to see you sniff Jeremy Wells.

She gives me a very weird look and fair enough. It's a very confused look. It's a very natural reaction. I go back a few times. I was trying to build up the courage to talk to him. What did you say he smelt like? He smelt like cinnamon,

cookies and puppies. Really? Yeah. Right. It was great. We're asking you the question this afternoon on our 800 dials at him.

Who'd you snuff? There's a lot of good texts coming through on the text machine. There's one. I hugged Delta Goodrum and Jesus, she smelt like spring blossoms and I nearly licked her. That's weird.

This is another good one. You can get away with a sniff. You can't get away with a lick. Yeah. You can get away with an air sniff. Yeah. This is what other texts says. But you can't get away with a nose on skin sniff.

No. You can try. You couldn't get away with a nose on skin sniff, no. You can try. You couldn't give it a... You also can't get away with an audible sniff. Yeah, you have to make it silent. Real subtle. You can't get a full lungful. This other text says,

I met Angelina Jolie at the airport in LA and she got to go over and as Angelina turned and walked away, I smelled the air and it smelled like French perfume and compassion. Oh, she would too. She would smell amazing. But also a little bit like, oh, no, I don't want to say that. A little bit like what?

No, no. No, what were you going to say? I was going to say a little bit dirty, but then that's not what I mean. A little bit watchy. So I'm not going to say that. Okay. Let's go to the phones. Chris, who'd you sniff?

Hi, I sniffed Liv Tyler and Karl Urban on the same day. Wow. How'd you do that? So it was for the premiere of the last installment of Lord of the Rings, and I got to meet most of the cast. And when Karl Urban gave me a kiss on the cheek, installment of Lord of the Rings and I got to meet most of the cast and when Carlo Barn gave me a kiss on the cheek I creepily sniffed him and he

smelled real good. Did you get pregnant? I probably would have got pregnant from that. No, but I also on the same day felt Orlando Bloom's muscle so I don't know which one was creepier. What did Liv Tyler smell like? She smelled amazing.

She's so hot. But she was beautiful. And what you've also done there is you've left a really good impression of New Zealand on them as they leave the country. So well done. You're an ambassador. Nice work, Chris. And you've done a great job. Kate on 0800 Dial ZM. Very simple

question. Who'd you sniff? So I sniff Ed Sheeran. What? He's a sweetie bitty, is Ed Sheeran. Is he? He is. When he does his shows. Yeah, he's a very...

Luckily for me, though, it was first thing in the morning because you guys were doing a bit of a meet and greet at your old place. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so I leaned in for the hug. Got really close to the neck. At the station that rhymes with the smidge. Yeah, that one.

And what did he smell like? He had that really fresh, clean boy smell. It was beautiful. Kind of like linen, right? Yeah, but a little bit musky. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah, all right. little bit musky. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah, all right. Someone's texted here.

Someone's texted and said, Mike Hosking is the best smelling human alive. Controversial, I know, but damn, that man smells good. Next week, should I go smell Mike Hosking? Do you want to sniff every breakfast radio host in the building? Maybe I should give it a go. That means you'd have to sniff Fletch, Vaughan and Megan as well. That'd be easy.

You'd sniff Tony Street as well. I sniffed Mel Blatt off the All Saints. I gave her prior warning and she seemed sweet with it. She smelled like watermelon. Oh, yum. Finally, Karenza. Hi, Karenza. Hi, how are you? Good.

Who'd you sniff? Oh, I actually didn't sniff anybody, but I think you'll be very excited, Brie, because I kissed Jeremy Wells. Pardon me? Hang on, are we allowed to... Is this phone call safe to put to air? Pardon me? Say that again?

Pardon me? How did you get to kiss Jeremy Wells? Well, it was a long time ago, and I went to a party where him and Havoc were at, and yeah, I hooked up with him. All right, correct. I've never been so jealous in my whole life. How was it?

One word review. No, we're distancing ourselves from this. One word review. No. Did they cut her off? Did they fade her out? Oh, we're distancing ourselves from this. One word review. No. No? Ah. Did they cut her off? Did they fade her out? Oh, we're in murky territory. All right.

ZDM's Bree and Clint. Let's play a game of Chat Roulette. Bree and Clint's Chat Roulette. This is Chat Roulette. This is where we take each other's phones, we go into the phone book, and we just call any number we like. You scroll, scroll, scroll, hit a number.

That's what happens. Most recent victim being me. You called former television host Brooke Howard-Smith. He was delightful. To ask about my intimate past. Today I have your phone. And I would like to know, as I scroll through it, who's

Tamika? That's a no. Like is that a is that a real no or as if I stumbled onto some gold? That's a hard no.

Are you old lovers? Oh! We may have kissed at some point. Oh my god please don't answer please don't answer It's ringing.

Will she still have your number? Like, will she know that you're calling? No, because that's my new Kiwi number. Oh, so she'll have no idea. She won't know. So I'm hoping she doesn't answer it. Come on, Tamika. We called her dad the other week.

Oh, this is that girl. Hello? Hey, Tamika. Hi. Hi, it's Clint here Calling from New Zealand I do a radio show With Brianna Thomasel Oh my god

Hi Hi hi hi How are you? I'm good I've got her I've got her Well I've got Bri's phone At the moment

And you're in a game Called Chat Roulette Where we just Ring people Out of each other's phones And I've spun up your name What is What a coincidence

What What a coincidence Right What a coincidence, right? What is your relationship to Bree? I am her longtime friend. I've been friends with her for over 10 years. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Can you, and I think we had your dad on the show very recently as well. I know. The phone seems to gravitate towards your family.

Yeah, interesting. Can you share an anecdote with us? Just a fun story from Bree's past that you could regale the listenership with? Okay, well, this is actually probably throwing me under the bus more so, so I won't get in trouble. But I was at one of Bree's house parties

and they were quite famous back in the day. We walk up to the party and everyone else is a lot older than us. And we're like just so excited to even be there. We're drinking, we're playing beer pong, like everything's going great. And then I decided it's a great idea, probably in the middle of winter, to jump in Brie's pool. We ended up, so me and my friend, we jump in the pool. We wake up the next morning. Bree has given us a sheet to use as a towel.

Yeah. So that's the type of poster she is. Yeah, wonderful. Can you tell a different story? Tamika, it seems every story about you and Bree from the past involves being wet and partly naked, so. I mean, when Apple was involved. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, look, girl, I know. I know. Yeah, yeah. Hey, thank you very much. You've been lovely to talk to. Do you want to say anything to Tameka before we go, Bree? Oh, she's gone. Too late.

Sorry. Don't leave. It's fine. I'm leaving. It's fine. ZDM's brilliant Clint. When we were flying down today, we obviously flew out of Auckland Airport.

We were going to check in and you shamed me in the middle of the airport. I didn't mean to. You shamed me in front of all these people as we were going to check in. You gave me my first ever round of luggage shaming. That's not a thing. You've invented it. You created

luggage shaming. I feel like it was warranted. I was just checking in my bag and it's just my normal bag. Yeah, and recently, literally two weeks ago, you told a story on this show that rocked all of New Zealand where your cats took a massive poo-poo in your bag, in your gym bag, and then it was in there for a number of weeks.

It seeped into the cloth. You then used the gym clothes inside that bag. It was a horrific story. Anyway, it was on your Instagram story, so I knew exactly what the bag looked like. And then today you whip out the bag at the airport. Well, I've washed it, okay? I've cleaned it.

Mate, that bag, you needed to burn that bag. You said that, and I asked people that on Instagram too. But it was a brand new bag. And what did they say? Oh, they said burn it. Yeah, was it a Gucci? Was it a Louis Vuitton? No, it's just a cheap AS Color one.

But it's brand new new and I like it. Throw it. No, no. See, that's the problem with the world today. You've got a throwaway attitude towards things. Here's the two questions I want to know. Yeah. Does it still smell?

I don't know. I don't think so. You haven't even done a sniff test. No, no, I've sniffed it so much that I can't tell anymore. Right. I don't think so. I put it right through the washing machine. Like I put the whole bag in the washing machine

and did a full wash cycle on it. Yeah, but the washing machine doesn't have superpowers. Some stuff is unsavable, mate. What about when kids poo on their clothes and stuff and then you wash those and they still wear those clothes? How is it any different? Human poo, cat poo, a little bit different. Does it have any stains? No., cat poo, a little bit different. Does it have any stains?

No. Well, actually, I don't know. Because it was on the inside. It was on the inside of the bag. I said to you, the worst place ever to bring this bag, which your cats have just pooed in, is to the airport. The bloody sniffer dogs are going to go mental. As we were checking in, as we were checking in to the flight,

Brie goes to me, is that the bag your cat shat in? And this lady that was checking in beside us just turned and glared at us. And I was like, you can't do this to me in public. God, next minute, Clint was naked with a rubber glove, and it was not pretty. The sniffer dog sat down right at your bag, went nuts, they were barking. They said, come with us, sir. Zinni is brilliant, Clint. Now, can I just say before I say this, I've been told to say it. This is not my choice. Please welcome

to the show our special guest, Mike Posner. It's me. Mate, you found out... Are you not even going to do a Mike Posner voice from the start? No, I can't do a Mike Posner voice when he's me. Mate, you found out... Are you not even going to do a mic pose and a voice from the start? No, I can't do a mic pose and a voice when he's talking. I only have the gift of doing it when he's singing. So you think, in this gift that you've just developed in the car today, you heard a mic pose and a song and you go, I reckon I sound a lot like him.

I thought it's pretty easy to sing like he does and have a hit record. So please, for your listening pleasure, New Zealand, enjoy this live performance. Never done on ZM before. Live performance of Mike Hosner. Wait, what's happening? So are we going to hear some Mike? Well, you need some prompt.

Oh, so I'm going to sing with Mike. Right. No, I'll play a little bit of Mike to get you in tune. Okay, cool. Let's hear a bit of Mike. If I could write you a song to make you fall in love I would already have you up under my arm I use the ball of my tricks

I hope that you like this But you probably won't You think you're cooler than me That's enough. That's enough. That's enough. Now, believe it or not, that was the real Mike Posner. No, it wasn't. That was me. Now, New Zealand or not, that was the real Mike Posner. No, it wasn't. That was me. Now, New Zealand's leading and newest and only Mike Posner impersonator,

Brie Thomas-El. Hold on. I need the lyrics. What do you mean you need the lyrics? You told me that we were doing Mike Posner. You told me you were doing a Mike Posner impersonation. And now you don't even know the words. Where do you want it from?

Do you want me to take it from the top? I'm a professional. Just do that bit. You probably think that you're cooler than me. And I could write you a song and make you... Pretty good. Pretty good if you ask me. You think you're cooler than me.

Is that it? Is that it? I'm just about to cry. Is that it? It's so hot. She's been building this up all day. All day. That's it.

You know what? I'm not going to say sorry Because I told you before To go and listen to another station No wait maybe I told you I told you It wasn't worth sticking around for And if you stayed

It's your own stupid fault Maybe Maybe you need to hear a bit more Go on I took a pill And he beat me up To show off Each year I was cool

And when I finally got sober Felt ten years older But there was something That's enough. They'll do. They'll do. I just need the lyrics. What do you mean you need the lyrics? Just say, I took a pill in Ibiza to show Avicii I was cool.

From the top. I took a pill in Ibiza. Play the song. Play the song. Play the song. Brie and Clint. No, I've got more. No, you don't. No, you don't.

No, you really don't. Z-Team. Z-Team's Brie and Clint.