ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 22nd 2020

Episode Date: September 22, 2020

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Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast where one member of the team has put in a lot about who's heavy breathing. I think that's Ben. Sorry, that was me. Your poor girlfriend. No, sorry, have you got something to get off your chest? You literally were like this. It's a thing I just check my mics on without saying anything, I would make a little noise. Do you?

Yeah. Interesting. Can I suggest a check one two? Yeah I can do that for an hour if you want It's more invasive though Yeah I don't mind your tech It feels like someone's breathing Imagine you've got your ear pods in and you're listening to that

You would feel like someone was breathing down your neck Yeah it's subtle They want to look more obvious Okay let's play a game Everyone close their eyes Yeah And I'm going to Hold on wait Oh how their eyes. Yeah. And I'm going to... Hold on, wait.

Oh, how do we do this? Because I'm going to tell someone to breathe and then we have to guess who's breathing. Message the chat. Oh, wait, our eyes are shut. Yeah, how do we do this? Yeah, you don't do it. Okay, ready?

Everyone close their eyes and someone just breathe. Okay. Okay, ready? Close your eyes. Ben. Wait, I have my eyes open to make sure you're all closed okay go again

yeah Brie yeah Tark is the might you can hear with you true I wanted to give a

shout out to whoever and I don't know which one of you it was but I think I do who went through and put together

every single birthday banger into a Spotify playlist as someone requested who did it it was Anastasia well done Anastasia very good Who went through and put together every single birthday banger into a Spotify playlist, as someone requested? Who did it? It was Anastasia. It was me.

Well done, Anastasia. Very good. Congratulations. How many songs? It was over 150. How long did it take you to make this playlist? I lost count at five hours. It takes a long time to make those playlists.

I'm kidding. No, five hours. It was like an hour. It was all right. My eyes got pretty sore. No, I'm kidding. No, five hours. It was like an hour. It was all right. My eyes got pretty sore. Congratulations, because the playlist now has 14 likes. Let's get those likes up, people. If you wanted that playlist, this is why I'm mentioning it,

Bree and Clint's 2020 Birthday Bangers is up. Is it on the Z? Yeah, it's on the ZM Online Spotify account. It's actually easier just searching for the ZM account and then going from there. Yeah, right. You can even, if you're feeling a bit excited one day or you want to hear some good music, you can like pause our podcast every 10 minutes, play a couple songs, start the podcast again.

No, to get the radio experience. Yeah, be like the radio experience. And then if you want the full radio experience, cancel Spotify Premium and you'll get some ads in there as well. Yeah, and then boom boom you're ready to go actually that was the one thing about that is that because it's a zedm account they don't pay because no one uses it they don't pay for premium yeah so i was confused i kept on trying to play songs and i was like why can't i play the song and it was just playing playlists of songs man

zedm is so pomo it's like 14 if there's time on, can you retell that story? There's two different reactions to your story, Anastasia. No, we really appreciate you making it. That's a lot of work. Ben actually does a lot more work than I do. No, he gets praised enough. I'm really stoked for being praised for the podcast. Ben, you do not do the podcast. Oh, sorry.

You take ownership of the podcast. Nice breathing, mate. Thanks, mate. I have something I need to come the podcast. Oh, sorry. Nice breathing, mate. Thanks, mate. I have something I need to come clean about. Oh, yeah? I did not make good on a bet that was made on the show last week. Oh, we didn't talk about this. Probably.

I thought that was one of those things that we'll just bury in the past. It came close to that, yeah. Well, people might not know what we're talking about Brie promised to pay Brie promised to pay a lot of money For a hand drawn sketch of the Director General of Health in New Zealand And a celebrity cat

It was based on the fact that I thought it was for charity And 10% of it was for charity Yeah so if I paid $1000 Only 100 of that went to the SPCA. Brie, you didn't buy the picture? The auction's closed. It closed last night.

How much did it go for? I honestly did think really hard about it. I nearly did buy it. I really did because I don't like to not make good on my bets. But I just couldn't bring myself to pay $600 and something. Well, you've done your bit because you've revved the betting up something wicked. Well, that's true. You've gone for it.

Yeah. You couldn't bring yourself to pay $600, but you pledged $1,000. Yeah, I'm confused too. Yeah, but I didn't think I would actually. Your mouth wrote a check that your ass can't cash. I didn't think I would actually have to pay a thousand. Look, I don't actually care. It was just fun to watch you squirm for a bit.

I believe that your partner has got in your ear and I reckon you were willing to buy it, but you got so much heat from your partner that if she saw that you'd bought that, you'd be sleeping in the spare room. Yeah, I probably wouldn't have been allowed to go home. No. No.

So, oh my God, who was that? That was Anastasia Jesus Are we that boring? If no one wants to be here I'll just play the dolphin And we'll fricking leave I got told I had a boring story

Yeah this story's pretty boring too Alright Have a great night everybody No Have a great night No Have a great night No I'm not bored

I wanna keep talking I'm not bored Bree should we revisit keep talking. I'm not bored. Bree, should we revisit our favourite discussion topic that we've never actually properly finished? Enjoy the podcast, everybody. No, wait, I've got to say something before we go. And before I cop heat for people being like, oh, you're a pussy. Oh, yeah, yeah, finish it, yeah. You didn't buy the painting and charity.

It's hard because I have to put this before the dolphin now. No, double dolphin. We're going to double dolphin today. I ended up donating money to the SPCA more. Directly, yeah. Directly. More than what would have went to it, even if I paid $1,000 for the painting.

That's awesome. Well done. The SPCA didn't miss out. And you have no art. And I've got no art, but I do have, I can sleep well at night knowing that some dogs and cats are going to eat. There it is. Yeah. Well done.

And dolphin. See ya. And manly prop Aden Funua Blake has been released from the remainder of his contract with the club to join the Warriors. He's posted on Insta saying he's nervous and excited to join the team, even posting a mock-up of himself in a Warriors jersey. That's news, I'm Lauren Abbott. Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio.

Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are? Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one.

Was that breaking news about the Warriors? Yeah, who's joining? Who's joining the Warriors? I'm a day one. I should know this news. You are not a day one. I'm a day one, baby.

I'm even more day one than you and I'm from Australia. You're not a day one. I am always being a day one. No, but we're always welcoming new fans. You're welcome to be a day two.

Okay? Tell me three players that play in the front row. I don't know which row is which. But I can name three players. Go. Tohu Harris. Roger Tuivasa-Shek. And...

Can I name players that were there at the start of this year? Blake Green. Boom, done. You could have said anything I wouldn't have known. Day one, baby. I'm on board for 2021. Hi, everybody. Welcome to the show.

It's Bree and Clint where we have the, what day is it today? Tuesday? One, two, three, fourth to last 50K Fact of the Day question today. That's right. The big finale is on our show at four o'clock on Friday. If you think you know all the facts of the day, and here's a secret, you can listen to them all on the podcasts. It'll just take a while.

We want to get you in studio to do a pop quiz with us. It's the 50k fact of the day pop quiz. We're going to pay you $200 for every question you get right this Friday afternoon. Here's another hint. If you get picked, you get to study all the questions for one hour. Here's another tip. If you get picked, you get to study all the questions for one hour. Here's another tip. If you get picked, you get a trip to Auckland.

Here's another tip. Just ride it on your leg. They didn't say anything about that. Do New Zealanders outside of Auckland want a trip to Auckland at the moment? No. They don't, eh? No one wants to come here. We're, what do you call it?

We're jinxed. But you know what that does mean? Yeah. Is we get to do all the fun things that Auckland has to offer. And you know what? That is the silver lining I've been looking for. That's it. You know what?

That's beautiful. Explore your own backyard, New Zealand. Just don't try and go over the Harbour Bridge because that thing is munted. Yeah, go to Waiheke instead on the ferry. Yeah, go on the boat. Okay, okay, let's get this baby popping. We've got some headphones to give away. Thanks to our friends at The Warehouse.

If you want to win a pair of JVC wireless noise-cancelling headphones, why don't you call us now and have a game of the One Second Song Challenge? That's right. All you need to know is your music, pretty much. So call now if you want to play 0800-DIAL-ZM. We'll play with you after Benny and Super Lonely. Bree and Clint, ZM. I know I'm f***ed up. I'm just a...

Bree and Clint. We've teamed up with our mates at the warehouse to give away some prizes from JVC with the One Second Song Challenge. Time is waiting. You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second.

One second. Pretty easy game. We'll give you the songs. All you have to do is buzz in before your opponent and guess what song or artist is. Player number one, Codeine. Welcome to the show. Hi.

Hi. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Codeine. Yeah, this is 2012. This is 2002, actually. Since I've been hanging up on What Now? This is amazing.

Wow, okay. Are you telling me you actually got through to I hang up on What Now? This is amazing. Wow, okay. Are you telling me you actually got through to the tele-ops on What Now? I did. It's Sunday morning, and I think it was on hold, and then I just hung up. Yeah. Wow, you did better than I. I never got through to them. Well, congratulations.

Welcome to the big time, Cody. Yeah, look out. You're going head-to-head with Jordan. G'day, Jordan. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, thank you. You ready to play?

Oh, yeah. Okay, we're playing for a pair of JVC wireless noise-cancelling headphones from the warehouse. Hey, how are you guys? How's it going? Good, thank you. Are you ready to play? Oh, yeah. Okay, we're playing for a pair of JVC wireless noise-cancelling headphones from the warehouse. You're going to hear the song start, and you buzz in with your name. First in, get it correct. You win the point. We need artist and title. That's right.

Buzz in as soon as you know, and here comes the first song. Codeine? Code song. Codeine? Codeine, who's that? Party Rock. Oh, my God, this part is going to get me. Oh, come on, Codeine, you're so close. You know this. L-M-F-A-O.

Yeah. And what's the song called? Party Rock Anthem? Yeah! I knew that one. Jordan knew it too. He was ready to swoop. You had us on the...

He was too busy dancing. Yeah, you had us on the edge of our seat, Codine. Okay, you're still in this, Jordan. Here we go. Here's song number two. Codine, who's that? The Spice Girls. What's the title of the song?

Oh, Wann what? Yeah. What's the title of the song? Oh, Wanna Be? Yeah. All right. Codeine, you two are... I'm sorry, Jordan. It's tough when you're in there, isn't it? All right, you need one more to take out the win, Codeine. You need this one, Jordan.

Good luck, everybody. Here's song three. Codeine? Codeine's in. For the win. Oh, is it

Oasis? And what's the song title? Oh, my God. The only Oasis song that everyone knows, Cody. I'm going to buzz you out there. Do you want a free guess, Jordan? I have absolutely no idea. No, okay.

It was Oasis and Wonderwall. Literally, the Oasis song. The song. Okay, we're still in this game. Codine, you need one to win. Jordan, you need this to stay in it. Good luck, everybody. Song number four.

Codine. Codine, who's that? It's Ebba. Don't do this to us again, Cody. Come on, Cody. It's Ebba and... Don't make me buzz you out. Please don't make me buzz you out.

Was that the same one second of the song? Maybe I need a bit more. All right, free guess. Free guess, Jordan. Free guess. Dancing Queen. He's got it. Dancing Queen.

Nice one, Jordan. You're back in. Jordan, if you can get this next one, you'll force a tie break, which means I'll be needing another song. Producer Ben's on it. There's no more songs. All right, guys. Here we go.

Song number five. Good luck, everybody. Oh, shoot. This is hard, this one. Nah, this is... Codeine. Codeine's in. Codeine knows...

Is it Stacey's mum? That's a good guess. No. It's not. It's not. Jordan, do you know it? No, I have no idea. Okay.

I don't think anyone's going to get it. I'll play you a little bit more. Hang on. Nah, we'll buzz them out. That was Rick Springfield and Jessie's Girl. You know I wish I was Jessie's Girl. I mean, Rick Springfield doesn't get a lot of airtime on ZM. Maybe it was because I'm from Aussie and he's an Aussie. I think so, yeah.

I think that's probably why. Okay, guys. Well, good luck. If you get this, Codeine, you win the game. All right? Last one. Here we go. Hey.

Codeine. Codeine'sine For the win Codine who's that Oh my gosh It's party girl At quest You run a stressful game Codine Jordan you came back at the end

But Codine's taking it We have a set of JVC Wireless noise cancelling headphones Coming, but Codine's taking it. I can wipe them off my bra. We have a set of JVC wireless noise-cancelling headphones coming your way, Codine. Congratulations. I am so stunned, thanks, guys. Codine, I'm sweating. Sweating balls. Me too.

Me too. And I do cleaning as a job. This is even harder. I love Codine. This is better than what now? Codine's alive. There's heaps of JV stuff up for grabs at the warehouse now, including TVs, headphones, and audio.

Brian Clint. Brian Clint. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Forget the Emmys. Forget other celebrity news. Forget new James Bond. The biggest story in Hollywood today is Ellen DeGeneres and her apology.

And here to tell us all about it is Dean McCarthy. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Good morning, guys. Look, I can honestly say that Ellen's apology was so good. You're getting all mixed reviews around the world today. Some thought that she was too soft. Some thought that she avoided it.

Some thought that she didn't take responsibility. I want everyone to go online and watch it. I thought it was very authentic and very real. So she came out and she took responsibility. She's like, this is my show. My name is on the billboard. There's 270 staff and they are all my responsibility. And there were things I didn't know about.

And now that I do, we've made the right changes to fix things. She also discussed, which I was wondering how she would do this, but her reputation as essentially this rude monster, she said, look, for 17 years, I've been coming out here. You know me. I can't fake this for 17 years. I have my sad days. I have my days where I feel anxious. I have my off days like everyone, and I'm going to try and be better. So she kind of went there, and I loved it. So go online and check it out. I think that she did a really great job and I think she has really started to turn this ship around. We've got a little clip of it here. Let's take a little listen. This is just a snippet of Alan's

opening monologue for the first episode back. As you may have heard, this summer there were allegations of a toxic work environment at our show. I learned that things happened here that never should have happened. I take that very seriously and I want to say I am so sorry to the people who were affected. I know that I'm in a position of privilege and power and I realize that with that comes responsibility and I take responsibility for what happens at my show. We have had a lot of conversations over the last few weeks about the show, our workplace, and what we want for the future. We have made the necessary changes, and today we are starting a new chapter. God, she is evil, because I believe that.

What do you think? Are you going to give her a second chance? What do you guys think? You've got to give her the chance to be true to her word, right, and change things. I think everyone deserves a go at making the wrongs right, so I'll give her the chance to be true to her word, right? And change things. I think everyone deserves a go at making the wrongs right. Yeah. So I'll give her another go. Why not? Yeah. All right.

Well, that is the latest from Dean McCarthy. Live out of Los Angeles. Thanks to Old El Paso, you can launch into mess-free Mexican with their new tortilla pocket. Free in Clint. Let's go rural for a second. Let's go to Otago, where a Dunedin pig farmer has taken a stand. Remember that time we sat producer Ben?

Oh, they say the wild pig. That was in Dunedin as well. Yeah, and he found it. Remember? That was crazy. Anyway, a pig story needs pig sound effects, so this is what Ben's chosen for us. Yeah, good pig.

Thank you. I appreciate that. It's very jarring on the ears. This story I want to give to you is a country person. I am a country gal. Let's get your opinion on it. So Peter has been a Dunedin pig farmer for a decade. Oh, good old pig.

In that time, he has received 65 complaints about his farm. About the pigs? Yeah. Or just the farm in general? Well, from neighbours. They can be loud. From people going, don't like what you're doing over there.

So when he noticed that the house across the road was going up for sale, he decided to do something and he decided to put up a sign to deal with it. What sign did he put up? Oh no. Ben doesn't have the sign. The TV's cut out.

Hold on. Ben's freaking out. Don't worry, I've got it. You've got it? So he's written a sign. He's put it outside the house, looking at the house across the road that's for sale, and it says,

Notice this property is a farm. Farms have animals. Animals make funny sounds, smell bad and have intercourse. Outdoors. Unless you can tolerate noise outdoors and, oh, noise, he hasn't

put a comma in. Unless you can tolerate noise, odours and outdoor intercourse. Don't buy a property next to a farm. I mean, maybe he's just being upfront. It's like the people who get angry about the noise that comes out of Eden Park. Yeah, they're like,

you bought a house next to a stadium. It's so loud when the games are on. There's a part of Auckland, which is pretty rich, and they are angry at the noise that comes out of the speedway, and they bought a house next to a speedway. Like, I would understand if they were there before that was built. Yeah. And that came after.

Oh, he just showed up with his 3,000 pigs and he's like, this is a farm now. But it sounds like he's been there for a long time. They're like, sir, you're in inner city Dunedin. Nah, 3,000 pigs. Get them in here. Unload the truck. Apparently the smell, in the neighbour's defence, apparently the smell is horrific.

Oh, a stye is not good. Yeah, but like I said, I've never raised a pig before. There's a reason why people are, you know, when people are like, oh, this is a pig stye. Yeah, right. It doesn't smell good. Anyway, if you know, when people are like, oh, this is a pigsty. Yeah, right. Okay, makes sense. It doesn't smell good. Anyway, if you're looking for a cheap house, I heard there's one going next to a pig farm

in Dunedin. Bree and Clint. Okay, okay. What is New Zealand's favourite pizza? Well, you know I'm here for this conversation. Yeah, well, you're our resident Italian. It's one of my favourite foods. Yeah, you're also our resident Uber Eats abuser.

So, you are a great sounding board for this. I love it. The Domino's Pizza Company of New Zealand have come out and revealed New Zealand's favourite pizza. Great people, Domino's, and great pizza as well. However, I think they've got it wrong. You think they're wrong about this? I think what they've managed to establish is their top selling pizza.

Okay. But have they found New Zealand's favourite pizza? Because, I mean, theirs is based on stats. Yeah, I know. Theirs is scientifically correct. But I'm emotionally caught up in this. Right. Okay.

So before I reveal what they have come out and said New Zealand's favourite pizza is, and I'll tell you their stats are quite compelling. Really? Yeah. What, they're quite strong? Yeah, they're quite strong. Okay. We've asked you, New Zealand, on 9696, what's your favourite pizza?

Bree's been in the data mine, crunching the numbers. I've been hard onto that data. Look, there's a lot, a lot of people who are throwing meat lovers up. Right. A lot of people are throwing Hawaiian pizzas up. Yeah, love. I'm here for that. Yeah, the Hawaiian.

I don't mind a Hawaiian, even though I'm Italian. I know Ellie Harwood. Hawaiian Italian. Hawaiian Italian. I know ex-producer Ellie Harwood has been on the text machine. Is there a Mr. Wedge? Because someone has said, oh, I think apricot chicken is your best pizza. Oh, apricot chicken, yeah.

No, producer Ellie, I know it's you. All right. Someone said cheese, mushroom and pineapple. Right, okay. We're not talking about a pizza that you made up in your house. We're talking about a legit pizza. Like if you went to any pizzeria, it would be on the menu. Like a real one.

Okay, like a barbecue chicken. That's one, yeah. I'm going to come out and say that you're lying if you're a New Zealander and you say Hawaiian is not your favourite pizza. What, you reckon Hawaiian is number one? There's never been a birthday party where it's been catered by the parents and they put pizzas out and Hawaiian wasn't present. Hawaiian has been at every single great

event in your life and for you to not stand by Hawaiian in this moment and nominate it as your favourite pizza, blasphemy. Blasphemy. Yeah, but you're saying that that was ordered for kids' parties. Do you think the palette has... And teenage parties. Yeah, so...

And work parties, staff Christmas parties. Has the palette developed? I don't know, but do you... How is margarita not on here? I don't know that that's available at many, you know, like pizza places. That's more an Italian restaurant pizza, isn't it? What, you mean the original? Yeah.

It's more a home of pizza thing. Anyway. Like a wood fire pizza. Do you want to know what Domino's says is our favourite pizza? I know what it's going to be. All right. On three, two, one, we'll say it together. Three, two, one.

Pepperoni. And I know why. I know why. Why? Because, I mean, I shop at Domino's a lot myself. And to be honest, the only pizza I get is pepperoni because it's the best from Domino's. Domino's stores...

And they're $5. ...deliver 10,000 pepperoni pizzas to New Zealanders every day. 10,000 pepperoni pizzas a day. They're $5. That means, as New Zealanders, we are eating 275 metric tonnes of pepperoni every year. I'm so proud of us.

Or 5,288 kilos of pepperoni a week. I wonder how many garlic breads are bought from there. That's a great question as well. Because I reckon there would be a tonne of them. So there you go. Now, I'm not surprised. Pepperoni is the shears.

Yeah, you're only ordering pepperoni because you don't want to seem basic and order Hawaiian? Order Hawaiian. No, I like Hawaiian. Not afraid to say it out loud either. Hawaiian's always been there for you. Hawaiian has always been there.

Brian Clint. Brian Clint. Yeah, TikTok. I've jumped on it early, actually. Brian Clint. Brian Clint. Yeah, TikTok. I've jumped on it early, actually. New platform. And I saw... Did you know that if Trump bans TikTok... They said it's been delayed for a week.

Yeah, they're changing their minds. But if he does get it banned, it just has to be taken out of the app store. So if you've got it, it will still work. But if you don't have it, you won't be able to get it. People will be jumping on that, won't they? But you won't be able to get it. People will be jumping on that one day. But you won't be able to get any updates. Right.

So as they change bits. So it eventually will die out. It will eventually become a security risk on your phone. Yeah. If it isn't already. Yeah. TikTok. Yeah.

TikTok. Well, speaking of TikTok, there's a mum actually from the States who's going absolutely viral at the moment because she posted a video of the custom-designed bed that her and her husband made. So her and her husband and their young kids can co-sleep in the bed. How old are the kids? They range.

They're all like from like five to I think four to six, nine, ten. How many kids are sleeping in the bed? I think there's a lot. Right, okay. Because they've put a king bed next to a queen bed. So I don't know how big technically that bed is. Well, if it goes double then... Is that a California king?

No, it's more. No, bigger. Yeah, bigger. Bigger than that because it's king already. It's king then California... No, super king. Super king. Then California king.

It might be a California... No, it'd have to be bigger than a California King. Bigger. Otherwise, why wouldn't you just buy a California King? Yeah, it's bigger. Why would you go to all the effort of building a custom-made bed? Yeah. Anyway, yeah, right?

So, anyway, it's going viral because people are like, what do you mean you and all your children sleep in the same bed every night? Like, what happens with you and your husband? And all these questions are flying about. And she's kind of like, oh, we've never thought about that. That just works for our family. No, thank you.

Sorry. Can you imagine like someone rolls and that wakes someone up and then someone's snoring? It's like that nursery rhyme. There were three in the bed and the little one said. Get out. Who farted? Yeah, get out.

Apart from the obvious relationship question of when do mummy and daddy... Have special time. Yeah, but I guess if you've got that many kids that are doing everything they can not to have any more special time. Yeah, that's true. Maybe that's what it is. They answered that question, by the way. Oh, did they?

They said because of, you know, obviously that situation, they like to be explorers of other rooms of the house. Oh, yuck, mum and dad. If you were one of the teenage kids, you'd, obviously that situation, they like to be explorers of other rooms of the house. Oh, yuck, Mum and Dad. If you were one of the teenage kids, you'd be like, Mum, you've got your own room for a reason. We don't want to sleep in your room anymore. Get out of the rumpus room. It's not called rumpus room for that, shenanigans.

Dad, stop trying to get some rump in the rumpus room. Yeah, what the hell, Dad? Right, okay, well, good for them and whatever works for you, but it's a big no thank you to me. Yeah, I don't think it's a... Having the whole family sleep in one bed. It's not a yes from me either. So how embarrassing for the teenagers

when their friends come over for sleepovers? I think they did say in this post that at a certain age the older kids start sleeping in their beds. You're just looking forward to your 10th birthday. You're like, please, please, please get my own bed. I was thinking more when you turn 21, you can get your own bed. We'll get you your own pillow. Yeah, you're really moving up in the world.

I wanted to know from people because it's so interesting to me when someone has a different sleeping dynamic. Like, you know, obviously there's the normal sleep on your own if you're, you know, riding solo. Or if you're with a partner, you sleep in the same bed. Or if you just sleep over the snore, you've got separate bedrooms. See, I find that really interesting. Yeah.

And I'm all for it. Are you in a committed relationship and you have separate beds in the same room? Surely no one that... No. That hasn't happened since the 70s. But maybe it is. Maybe it is. I don't want to create a judgmental environment.

I know I've just judged this whole family who are sleeping together. Wait, so what did you just say? So you're in a couple. Yeah. But you sleep in separate... Same room, separate beds. Yeah, that's interesting. Does it exist?

And why do you do it? Do you reckon it exists? 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696. Do you have an unconventional sleeping arrangement? Bree and Clint. A mum over in America is

going viral on TikTok because she posted the situation, her sleeping situation that her and her husband have with their kids. So they've built this big custom huge bed. It's a king bed and a queen bed and they've just smashed it together. They must have a big house. It looks fancy.

It does look fancy. Because we've sacrificed furniture room for bedroom in our room. I can barely fit a queen bed in my room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let alone a super king. A super king would be the dream one day. But you'd have to have such a big house. Yeah, a super king would barely fit in any house.

Yeah. Anyway, so all the kids, they co-sleep with all their kids ranging from all different ages up to like 10. There's like six kids in the bed, Bree says. That's a lot. That's hectic. Well, maybe not every night, but yeah, every now and then. Yeah.

Good for them. If it works for them. If it works for them. If it works for them. It doesn't sound relaxing, is my opinion. Sounds horrific to me. We're asking you what's your unconventional sleeping arrangement. G'day, Martin. Hello, Martin.

Hey, guys. How you doing? Good, thank you. Is this your situation? Yeah, I think I need to see this, babe, because mine's not that big. We've only got a queen. Okay. And what's the unconventional sleeping arrangement?

Well, so we've got two kids. My son is five and my daughter is two. Yeah. And basically since day dot, they've been in the bed with us. Okay. And he's got to the point where we've stuck his cot on the side of the bed to take one side of the pool and push it up against the bed, and that's where he sleeps.

Just roll them off. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's how it goes. Martin, they're not listening at the moment, your kids, are they? No. Okay. Do you hate it? Do you want them out?

Like, seriously, do you guys want them out of the bed? If you could and you could snap your fingers and they were okay to sleep in their own beds, would you change it tonight? Probably not. Because there's that special moment when you're lying in bed having a cuddle with your daughter and she falls asleep on your chest. Yeah.

And you're locked down and that's bloody cool. And I get it as a dad because you go, this isn't going to happen forever. No. You're not going to be able to do this when she's 19. Well, that's true too. He's not going to be in the bed when he's 10 and neither will she. Yeah. Well, see, there you go.

If it's not forever, then I could, you know, deal with that. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe you can bolt another bed onto your queen. If they did a queen and a king, you could bolt a queen and a single together. Oh, I've got an idea, Martin. Do bunk beds, but they're like queen bed bunk beds. No, no, no, no.

Bunk beds are a bad idea. But there's so much room for activity. Thanks, Martin. Katrina's here. Hey, Katrina. Hi, Kat. Hi. How are you guys?

Good, thank you. Do you know someone who's got an unconventional sleeping arrangement? Yeah, they've been together for 30 years, and my girlfriend is real addicted to Netflix, and she likes to stay up all night watching Netflix, so they just find it easier to sleep in separate rooms. They have been for over five years. Wow.

Really? Because of Netflix? Yeah, well, he likes to sleep, and she likes to stay up till late watching TV, and it just works for them. If it works, and you've hit the nail on the head there, if it works for them, who cares? Yeah. Yeah, I personally can't sleep without my husband.

And can you imagine, Katrina, for them, the nights that they do share a bed, it'd be romantic. It'd be like you had someone over. It'd be like a honeymoon again. It would be. Waking up next to a stranger and you go, oh, I forgot this stranger snores and farts a lot in their sleep. You're like, I'm going back to my bed.

Don't know about you, Clint, but one of my favourite shows is The Chase. That's what sucks the most about our job is we're on here at the same time as The Chase. It bloody annoys us. Bradley Walsh and the whole crew. It just draws you in for some reason. I don't know what it is. It's captivating because you like to test your own knowledge.

Plus, they're all fun. They're all likeable. They are. And I love how they joke quite a lot, which is quite enjoyable. But did you see in an episode, I can't remember if it was yesterday, day before, there was a Kiwi lass on there. Sunday evening, yeah. Yeah.

New Zealander on the chase. Here's a clip of her if you missed it. Welcome to the show, Liz, from Middlesex. Yes, that's right. You don't sound very Middlesexian, if you don it. Welcome to the show, Liz, from Middlesex. Yes, that's right. You don't sound very Middlesexian, if you don't mind me saying. No, originally from New Zealand. Right, okay. She sounds so Flight of the Conchords.

New Zealand. She sounds like Britt Injermain. You know what it is? Because you and I talked about this, even like being an Aussie, when you see one of us in amongst like an American cast or an English cast. We stand out like dog's balls. It's so jarring. Because she just sounds like a normal New Zealander.

She doesn't speak weird, but when you put it against Bradley's accent. It sounds very strange. Yeah, it's very Kiwi. Striking. Anyway, I thought we could do this thing where, do you know the part on the show where they all introduce themselves, like the contestants do it for themselves? They introduce themselves?

Let's beat them. I'm Liz, I'm 43, a compliance officer from Middlesex. I'm Richard, I'm 53, I'm a service improvement coordinator from Middlesbrough. I'm Ash, I'm 28, a financial controller from Cheshire. I'm Jessica, I'm 32, a charity fundraiser from Norwich. And that is my team. I mean, pretty boring. Pretty boring.

In my opinion. Well, it gets it out there, though. It does, but I thought pretty boring. I thought what we could do to jazz it up a bit is we could do the same thing this afternoon where we introduce ourselves. Yep. But there's a twist.

And we've all written each other's for each other. Right. So you haven't written your own. No. We don't know who has written each other's. Who wants to go first? Well, included on our chase team is also producer Ben and producer Anastasia. G'day, mate.

Okay. Hello. I've met three of the chasers, by the way. You've met three chasers? Yeah. Well, you better be good at this. Oh, you have worked on coast. Okay. Hello. I've met three of the chasers, by the way. You've met three chasers? Yeah. Well, you better be good at this. Oh, you have worked on coast. So true.

We need to know our order. You're right. I think we should go. Go youngest to oldest. Anastasia, Bin, Bree, me. Okay, cool. Let's do it that way. All right, here we go, everybody.

Let's beat them I run daily marathons and love the Christchurch races Nothing beats a day out with my gals I also don't shy away from using Tinder at work and enjoy drinking effing vodkas at my local pony club Nice

Accurate Producer Ben Fodkis at my local pony club. Nice. Accurate. Nice. Producer Ben. Hi, I'm Ben. I'm an alcoholic from Crotch Ridge. I love craft beers and I don't know where I parked my car. Okay, my turn.

Hi, I'm Brie Thomasel and this isn't the first time I've been on TV. You might recognise me as the TV show Celebrity Treasure Island host. Yeah, you could say I'm a bit of a household name. Hi, I'm Clint. I'm 36. I own a brand new Audi. That's right, I'm better than you. And that is my team. Yeah, it's good, I think.

Yeah, good team. Jazz is it up good, I think. Yeah, good team. Jazzes it up. Brie and Clint. Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta Fame Game.

You know the game. We go head-to-head guessing how many Instagram followers famous people have got. And if you can correctly guess the winner of the game you win some free mobile fuel. That's right. Hannah, you were through first. Who do you want to play for you? Clint, please. No problems. Hannah? I gotcha. Sick burn, Hannah. Leah's playing.

That means Leah, you got me. Cool. Another sick burn. Sweet, let's go. Okay, Producer Ben runs the game. It is first to three correct answers. Today's theme is Emmys. Emmys. The Emmys were on yesterday, virtual Emmys.

Yep. So these are going to be people plus maybe some shows thrown in there. Awkward Zoom Emmys. Yeah. I didn't think it was awkward. It was quite cool. Very easy to fade out someone's sanctimoniously long speech over Zoom. Just go, oh, we're losing your connection.

All right. Thanks, Joaquin Phoenix. Okay, we'll start off with a winner. Poor Joaquin. This winner is Mark Ruffalo. Mark Ruffalo. He plays the Hulk. Yeah, well, he didn't win for the Hulk.

He won lead actor for a show called I Know This Much Is True. Ooh. Yeah, limited series. For Mark Ruffalo, Clint, you've put $9 million. Brie, you've put $12.9 million. Mark Ruffalo has $18.7 million. God, get in Mark Ruffalo. Who's following Mark Ruffalo?

He's a fave. All the Marvel Universe people? He's not Hulk on Instagram. He was also in Suddenly 30 With Jennifer Garner I mean I like Mark Ruffalo But Maybe I need to check out his account Anyway next

This is another winner They won best Competition program And it's RuPaul's Drag Race They won What so just the show? Just the show The show's Instagram page

Oh god Not Ru No Not RuPaul Oh that's hard That show is crazy popular It is Not Ru. Not RuPaul. Oh, that's hard. That show is crazy popular. Yeah, it is big.

Very popular. For RuPaul's Drag Race, Clint, you put $21 million. Brie, you put $3.1 million. That's bang on. $3.12 million. Is it? Sheesh. Of course it is. No TV show's got $21 million.

What are you thinking, Clint? Wake up Come on It is popular Not that popular Okay This person didn't win They were nominated

But it's one of Bree's favourite actors Jim Parsons From the Big Bang Theory I literally was like Who the hell is that? He's Sheldon Yeah Sheldon

You shouldn't have said that Because I didn't know Who's Sheldon What was Sheldon nominated for? He was nominated for A limited series Called Hollywood Oh right Yeah I watched that It wasn't good Wasn't it? Nah said that because I didn't know. What was Sheldon nominated for? He was nominated for a limited series called Hollywood. Oh, right.

Yeah. I watched that. It wasn't good. Wasn't it? Nah. It was real cheesy. Really? I haven't even heard

of it. Was Young Sheldon nominated? No. How many Instagram followers does Jim Parsons have? Clint, you put

1.9 million. Bree, you've put 4.8 million. If you get this right, you're a Big Bang Theory fan. No. Bree's won. She's got seven points. Of course she has.

That game was rigged. She loves Big Bang Theory. I'm sorry, mate. Well, if you think about it, I know how popular that show is. The scales were tipped in my favour. Leah, I did it for us even though you didn't want me. Thank you, Bree. You're welcome, mate.

Enjoy the fuel. Thanks. Thank you, Bree. You're welcome, mate. Enjoy the fuel. Thanks. There you go. New Zealand's leading Big Bang Theory. Shut up. I'm so proud of you. I didn't even know who it was. You were so close.

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Brought to you by the Spinoff Podcast Network and available wherever you get your pods. Free and Clint. People are giving Kourtney Kardashian a bit of a serve on social media after she's become quite close friends with 19-year-old Addison Rae, who's like one of the top TikTokers. Yeah. She's big on the talk. She does all the dances.

Yep. And they blow up when she doesn't. Millions of views. Does she create dances? I think so, yeah. She makes her own TikTok dances. Very relevant. And people are saying, why is Kourtney Kardashian, who's 41 now,

friends with a 19-year-old TikToker? Is that what it is, 41 and 19? Yes. So 20-year age gap. Yeah. So one's in their teens and one's in their 40s. There's 20s and 30s between them. They're posting photos in bikinis

on holidays together. They're posting photos of them out to eat. They're quite close, apparently. What do they talk about? I don't know. I'm not sure. But yeah, she's copping quite a lot of heat for it. Because Addison's like, Courtney, did you see this TikTok? And Courtney's like, what's that?

What's TikTok? You know where it came from? Because I was like, how did they even meet? Like, how did that come about? So turns out Kourtney enlisted Edison's mum was watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians. And Edison was like, who are they? Don't pretend like the

Kardashians aren't well known. Like, Edison Ray knows who she is. Look, I'm being a little bit hyperbolic here, but you know. So apparently Courtney hired or enlisted YouTuber David Dobrik's help to help launch her son Mason's TikTok account. And Dobrik introduced the two of them. That is the most 2020 shit I've ever heard.

She hired one of the world's leading vloggers to launch her son's TikTok account. That is just and no judgment, it's just next level. I know how they're friends. That sentence makes me hate 2020. Madison. No, who? Addison. No, Addison and Mason.

That's why I got confused. Addison and Mason, they're in the same class together at school. Madison's like 13 or 14. Oh, so much younger. Well, she's definitely closer in age to her son. Yeah. I definitely think there's situations where I think it's quite cute

when there's friendships that have a big age gap. Do you? I don't think there's anything wrong with it. It's like I used to be really good friends with all my Nan's friends. And I used to go to where she lived. And once a week, this is no BS, I think I was 16. And once a week, I would go to their little retirement home village and I would play canasta with a bunch of them. Do you know why that's cute? Because you initiated the friendship. You were the one who went,

I want to be friends with these old people. In this situation, you know when an old vampire needs to drain the blood of a young person to stay alive? That is what has happened in this situation. And you're saying Courtney is the vampire. I'm saying Courtney is pretending she's trying to launch Mason's TikTok career when in actual fact,

Courtney about to blow up on TikTok because she's on Addison's TikTok now. You know, it's genius. It's great marketing. To call me cynical, it seems opportunistic. I don't, I'm not going to disagree with you just to disagree, but let's be real. Who needs whose help more?

Well, let me disagree for disagreement's sake. Keeping up with the Kardashians is over. It's finished. Yeah, but they're a global, massive business brand. But TikTok's on the way up. TikTok's the new... TikTok's about to be banned in America. The E! Channel, about to get shut down.

Home of the Kardashians. TikTok, blowing up. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Someone who had 20 seasons of a reality show or a girl who has a big TikTok account. All good things must come to an end. No, I'm not saying that. I don't know.

Look, I'm sure they're both great people and I'm sure they've got lots in common. No, I don't know if they would. Yeah, me neither. I was just trying to be civil. Yeah, right. There'll be some cute stories about age gap friendships out there.

You and the old folks home, cute. I think, yeah, I think it can work. I'm under the opinion you can have a big age gap friendships out there. You and the old folks home, cute. I think, yeah, I think it can work. I'm under the opinion you can have a big age gap in your friendship as long as you're not trying to make it more than a friendship. I think it can be cute. It's, yeah. What? It's very similar to what Scott Disick did with Sophia Ritchie,

except they were more than friends. No, that was not a friendship. No, but the age gap was roughly the same. I think it was nearly exactly the same. This is what I'm talking about. In some instances it can be cute. In some instances it's like, oh, all right, all right, okay, cool. What are you doing?

What are you up to? 0800 dial ZM. We want to know what's the age gap in your friendship this afternoon? Yeah, do you have a big age gap with a really good friend of yours? Do you and the lady across the fence who's retired. Oh, I can't deal with these cute stories. Do you guys have a long white every Friday afternoon on the patio? Cute.

You know? That's very cute. Do you. Maybe you met at work. Maybe you met someone who's quite a lot older than you. And you wouldn't normally be friends with them. Yeah. But you guys made it work.

Yeah, you can call us 0800DIALZM or text us on 9696. What's the big age gap in your friendship? Bree and Clint. I can't deal with how cute the texts are that are coming through for this topic. Yeah. It's so adorable because we're discussing Kourtney Kardashian, who is the oldest sister. She's 41.

She's copping a bit of heat online because she's struck up a new friendship with Addison Rae, who is the 19-year-old TikTok star. Yeah. People are saying, why are they hanging out? It's weird. She's 41 and she's 19. I disagree. She's fostered her.

She's adopted her. I think age gap friendships can work. I think they're quite cute. Yep. Not all of them. How many 19-year-olds are out there trying to be friends with a 41-year-old, though? Look, I see why people are giving her a bit of heat about it. I do.

But I do think there is cute age gap friendships out there. So do I. And I think there's genuine age gap friendships out there. Yes. And so we want to hear about them this afternoon. Have you got one? Hi Amanda, welcome to the show. Hi Amanda. Hi guys. Who's the friendship

gap with? My parents have friends who are my age so I'm in my early 30s and my parents and so are this couple and my parents are in their 60s and they have become like little besties

and they go and do holidays together. They rent book of batches and I was talking to Dad about Christmas and he's like, oh yeah, we might be going away with them. No. That's about me. What about you?

Wait, so how did they meet, did you say? They moved in next to them. Are you friends with these people as well? I feel like I could be. They're like my kind of people, but my parents... You're right. Your parents are like, get away from our friends. Did you go to school with them, Amanda?

No, I didn't. They're in different towns. Do your parents ever send you like 40 messages from them and be like, they're talking about this thing. What is this? What does it mean? What's Schitt's Creek? No, they don't.

What's Rolf mean? No. Rolf? Yeah, rolling on the floor laughing. Rolf mean? No. Rolf? Yeah, rolling on the floor laughing. Ruffle. Ruffle. Rolf? My little boy likes going to their grandma's house

because he gets to play with their little boy. Oh, there you go. He's friends as well. They're all friends except... Oh, beautiful. No, I like that, Amanda. It's cute. See, that's a genuine question.

Rolf would be roll on laughing floor. Roll on laughing floor. I mean, that could be a thing. You don't know. Katie's here. Hey, Katie. Hi, Katie. Yes. mean, that could be a thing. You don't know. Katie's here. Hey, Katie. Hi, Katie. Yes.

Hi, how are you? Hi. You got an age gap friendship? I sure do. I'm 40 and my best mate in the whole world is 85. Cute. Tell us about it. Yeah.

I was employed to conduct a band in a small rural area and he was playing the trumpet. Yeah. And after, oh, it must have been two years, we just sort of knew each other. And then now I actually left. He's in North Canterbury. I live in Wellington now. Yeah. And we still call each other every single week.

No way. And talk about life. What do you guys do when you hang out? What's your guys' favourite thing to do? Well, I'm actually heading down for my school holidays to spend a week with him and he lives on a farm. He built his own house. He has sheep, so I've learned

how to crutch sheep. Wow. Do you text or he's not keen on the text? Funny story there, I actually had to buy him a mobile phone because there was an incident where he needed help and he didn't

have, he's only got a landline. So I bought him a mobile phone and it's got one of those emergency buttons on it so if he needs help straight away he presses it. Well he accidentally pressed it because he doesn't know how to text and the police came flying around to him.

Hey police, we know what works. Yes, he can't text as yet. You're his best friend and his tech support. I love it. Absolutely. Very cute. Okay, so that's cute. I like that. Someone on the text machine said hey, in response to your friendship age gap, every Thursday I meet up

with my 94 year old friend for lunch. She was originally my mum's friend and I would stay at her house when I was younger for morning sport trainings because we live way out of town. I'm now 22 and she's 94. 72-year age gap. That's insane.

That's so cool. You guys are from different worlds. That's amazing. Can you imagine some of the stuff she would have seen and some of the chats you could have? And how many times she would have told you the same story. Sam, hi. Last one.

Age gap friendship. Have you got one? Yes, I have. I'm 23 and he's just turned 67. How did you guys meet and become friends? So he just worked across the road from me and I walked past with a box of beers and he invited me in and from there we'd go around every Sunday and play cards

and have a Sunday roast. I want that. It's so good. It's so cute. What card games do you play? What do we play? Sorry. Strip poker.

No, not at all. I can't even think what it's called. It's like Jack Rory, but it's not that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Does anyone think it's creepy? I'm just going to ask that question, because you said you're 22 and he's in his 60s. Does anyone...

You're 23. I'm 23, yeah. Now, nobody thinks it's creepy. He looks more of a father figure, like he had a knee replacement and I was his emergency contact. I took him to hospital. Nah, it's never been...

It's not like that? But then I do have a male partner who is always with me How old is he? 24 So you're both friends with him? Yeah yeah

Yeah so that makes I mean I'm not trying to cast aspersions on your friendship I don't want to colour it like that It's just the

obvious question Not every guy in their 60s is a creep I reckon You don't know that You don't know that. You don't know that. Clint's like, prove it.

Yeah, I was going to say, you can't stand by that fact. You haven't met them all. Hey, Sam, thanks for your call. We appreciate it. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.

All right, here we go. Birthday Banger will take three people's birthdays and figure out what was top in the charts on their 16th. Hi, Jess. G'day, Jess. Hi, how are you? Good, mate. How are you?

Good, thanks. That's good. What's your birthday? 24th of February, 1919. All right, you were 16 in 2006 on the 24th of February. And on that day, this was number one. If you're ready for me, boy, you better push the button. The Sugar Babes. And on that day, this was number one. The Sugar Babes.

This is a great birthday bang and jizz. Do you like it? Yeah, it's not bad. I've heard better, but it's okay. It's got good energy, though. It's like a guilty pleasure. It's a good song. It has.

Yeah. Okay, wait there. We'll do one for Emma. Hi, Emma. G'day. Hi, guys. How you doing, mate? I'm good.

That's good. What's your birthday? 6th of Hi, Emma. G'day. Hi, guys. How you doing, mate? I'm good. That's good. What's your birthday? 16th of June, 1985. Right. You were 16 in 2001 on the 16th of June. And in 2001, this reached the top of the chart. Also the Sugar Babes. No, this was Atomic Kitten, wasn't it?

I don't know. I can't tell them apart. I always get Atomic Kitten, Sugar Babes and the All Saints confused. Yeah, yeah. You know? I mean, racist. No. It's just all the other girl groups that weren't the Spice Girls at that time.

No, wait. Sexist? No. It's not racist. You can't just say racist. No, it's where you think all girl groups are the same. Emma, do you like your birthday banger? Oh, it takes me back. You know one of the atomic kittens were pregnant in that film clip,

but they tried to hide it? A pregnant kitten? She had a big litter. Okay, wait there, Emma. We'll do one more for Oliver. G'day, Ollie. Hello. Hi, good afternoon.

What's your birthday, Oliver? 25th of there, Emma. We'll do one more for Oliver. G'day, Ollie. Hello. Hi, good afternoon. What's your birthday, Oliver? 25th of May, 1983. You were 16 in 1999 on the 25th of May. And in the late 90s, this went to number one. Ah, the Sugar Babes. Okay. So you're a rocket scientist. I think this was All Saints.

Oh, right. No, you get Her Royal Highness Shania Twain and That Don't Impress A Me Much. Do you love it, Oliver? I think it's clear who won. Yeah, I think it's clear who won too. It's hard to go past Shania Twain. Right, and those are two good songs.

The Sugar Babes song and the Atomic Kitten song were really good. You've got to go Shania Twain. You have to those are two good songs. The Sugar Babes song and the Atomic Kitten song were really good. You've got to go Shania Twain. You have to, right? Okay, Oliver, congratulations. You've won. You just won birthday banger. Yeah.

Oh, could we go back-to-back Shania? Ow. Have we done it before? You're floating that early. We should do it today. 500 texts and we'll go back-to-back. Okay, deal. A few guys who thought they were pretty smart But you got me in right down to my heart

You think you're a genius, you drive me up the wall You're a regular original, I know it all I know you think you're special I know you think you're something else Okay, so you're a rocket scientist That don't impress me much So you got the brains but haven't got the touch And I don't give you, yeah, I think you're alright

But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night That don't impress me much I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket And a comb up his sleeve just in case And all that extra hotel in your hair. I'd lock it because heaven forbid it should fall out of place. Oh, you think you're special. Oh, you think you're something else.

Okay, so you're Brad Pitt. That don't impress me much. So you got Brad Pitt. Don't impress me much. You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine. Yeah, baby, take off my shoes before you let me get in. I can't believe you kissed your car goodnight. Now come on, baby, tell me, you must be choking, right? Oh, you think you're something special. Oh, you think you're something else.

Okay, so you got a car. That don't impress me much. Oh, oh, oh. So you got the moves, don't impress me much. So you got the moves but haven't got the touch. Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're all right. But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night. That don't impress me much. Don't impress me.

Oh, no, you think you're cool but haven't got the touch. Now, now, don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're cool but have you got the touch? Nah, nah, don't give it all, yeah, I think you're alright But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely nights That don't impress me much Uh-huh, yeah, yeah Okay, so what do you think, you're Elvis or something? Uh-huh, yeah, yeah Okay. So what do you think? You're Elvis or something? That don't impress me much ZM, Brian Clint.

There's someone texting. Yas, our queen. That's Shania Twain, the winner of Birthday Banger. That don't impress me much. Someone is also texting. They're agreeing with me. They say back-to-back Shania Twain, the winner of Birthday Banger. That don't impress on me much. Someone is also texting. They're agreeing with me. They say back-to-back Shania, back-to-back Leshko. The challenge was laid down.

I said, okay, you want back-to-back Shania Twain? Prove it. Absolutely, I do. 500 texts and we'll go back-to-back for a Shania Twain Tuesday. This makes me nervous. The texts are in. Any texts after this? I mean.

Quick text now and it'll count. Five, four, three, two, one. Producer Ben, what is the sum total of texts we have received for this? 507. Yeah! We're going back to back. Well, it's settled then. Here you go. Come on, girls. Back to back. Well, it's settled then.

Here you go. Shania Twain, back to back for Birthday Bagger. I really raise my voice. Yeah, I want to scream and shout. No inhibitions, make no confessions. Get a little out of line. I ain't gonna have to live to keep it back. I only want to have a good time The best thing about being a woman Is the providing if you have a little money Oh, oh, oh

Go totally crazy Forget I'm a lady Men's shirt, short skirts Oh, oh, oh Feeling a while yet Doing it in style Oh, oh, oh, oh Feeling wild, yeah Doing that in style, oh, oh, oh Getting the action Feel the attraction

Call on my head, do what I dare Oh, oh, oh I wanna be free, yeah To feel the way I feel Man, I feel like a woman Hey! Girls, it'll break tonight We're gonna take the chance to get out of town

We don't need romance, we only wanna dance We're gonna let our hair down The best thing about being a woman Is looking raggedy to have a little fun Oh, oh, oh, got totally crazy Forget I'm a lady Men's shirt, short skirts Oh, oh, oh, really go wild, yeah Doing that in style Man, I feel like a woman

Oh yeah The best thing about being a woman Oh, oh, oh, really go wild, yeah, doing that in style Oh, oh, oh, get in the action, feel the attraction Call on my head, do what I dare Oh, oh, oh, wanna be free, yeah, to feel the way I feel The way I feel Man, I feel like a woman Oh, oh, yeah

Zinni and Brianne Clint Oh, yeah, yeah Like a total crazy Get in the feeling Come, come, come on, baby Oh, oh, oh There you go, it's your Shania Twain back-to-back for you. No bloody regrets on that. Shania Twain Tuesdays.

We do it every Tuesday. Someone just texted and said, if we send you a thousand votes, will you play the whole album? My favourite text was, you've single-handedly made my 2020s. And then Clink goes, well, it wouldn't be hard this year, would it? No, I mean, we appreciate it,

but the bar is very, very low. I love reading the text that you guys send in. Someone else said, I went to get family dinner. Now I'm sitting in the car outside home just to hear the back-to-back Shania. The family can go hungry. It's the power of Shania Twain. We are watching

the Man I Feel Like a Music Woman music video. She is an absolute breath of fresh air. She is a firecracker, isn't she? What a great video. Have you ever interviewed her? No. That was the pinnacle of my radio career. I interviewed her about three years ago and I sentnacle of my radio career. I interviewed her

about three years ago. Yeah. And I sent her on Twitter the photo of me dressed up as her when I was like 10. Yeah.

And she liked the tweet. How good. And it was so amazing. I wonder if she's quarantining down in Canterbury. Is she in Canterbury

or she's in North Otago is she? She's in New Zealand. Anastasia? I thought she used to have a place down in Wanaka. She had a ranch. But I think she sold Yeah, she's in New Zealand. Anastasia? I thought she used to have a place down in Wanaka. She had a ranch. But I think she sold the ranch.

Yeah, she had a high country station. How much do you reckon Shania Twain's property in Wanaka was worth? That'd be 100 million-ish. No, I was going to say something like 53 mil. 53 million? I have no idea, though. Something like 53. Here we go. Until now. 53 million I have no idea though um but she called Brian Ewing something like

53 here we go until now wait you could hire it you used to be able to hire it yeah

for $15,000 a night why would she give it up she's Shania bloody Twain she'll steal she'll be gutted she gave it up now she could have come here for the pandemic

she would be gutted but I'm sure she's got other places I'm sure she's alright other places. I'm sure she's alright. Tonight is the first leaders debate. Judith Crusher-Collins versus Aunty Jacinda

Ardern. The closest thing we have to live sport these days. Exactly right. This is about as close as we're going to get to like an All Blacks test or anything like that. Are they going to have a halftime? I hope so. I hope there's TAB odds and everything running. That'd be good. I thought, because it is an election year as well, and this stuff is important, why don't we have a big political quiz?

This sounds like political music. So I'll be the John Campbell in this situation. I'll adjudicate the quiz. Okay, John. You'll be a contestant. Okay. And your name can be Bree. Okay.

You'll be taking on Sophie. Sophie, welcome to the big political quiz. Hello contestant. Okay. And your name can be Brie. Okay. You'll be taking on Sophie. Sophie, welcome to the Big Political Quiz. Hello, Sophie. Hello. Do you know your politics? I think so. Good. Oh, no.

This is all New Zealand politics. Okay. All New Zealand politics. And I'll ask you a question each. And we'll go back and forth like that. Brie, you can start. Brie, here comes your first question. Brie.

Yes. Resident of New Zealand. Name three of the previous five New Zealand Prime Ministers. So I have to name the last? Any of the three previous five. I'm going to say Winston Peters. Helen Clark. Lord.

And Hilary Barry. You know, I would have given you that. I would have given you Winston Peters on technicality because he was Prime Minister while Jacinda was on maternity leave. But then you didn't even say Jacinda Ardern. But she's the current one. Yeah, but she's one of the five previous Prime Ministers.

Damn it! And you go with Lorde. Okay, no points to you. No regrets. Sophie, you're up. Sophie, after an attempt to seem relatable, which Prime Minister was savagely roasted for his love of spaghetti on pizza?

Oh, I believe that that was Bill English. We talked about this not long ago. Yeah, it's good. There's actually nothing wrong with spaghetti on pizza. It's just it was an opportunistic post. He was trying to see... Sophie's all for it. She's like, love it.

Okay, back to Brie. Brie. Yes? In 2017, after becoming Prime Minister of New Zealand, Jacinda Ardern's cat, Paddles, was killed in a hit and run. Who did it? No, no, no, no, no. Sorry, the real question is, why was the cat called Paddles?

Just putting it out there, it was not me. Because it seemed like you were alluding that it was me that killed the cat. No one was alluding to that. It was not me. If you've got a guilty conscience, now's the time to come forward. The cat was called Paddles because of its paws. They were all, like, connected. Correct.

The cat had thumbs. Yeah. We'll give you that. All right. It's one point to you after two questions and one point to Sophie after one question. Back to Sophie. Sophie, for the big political quiz, your second question. How many current MPs are there in the ACT Party?

I believe there is only one David Seymour. Correct. He's the only one, right? He's a one-man party. He's actually the one person. He's making enough noise for 40 MPs, but he's the only one. Well done. Okay, back to Bree.

This is hot, this competition. I feel like we're in the debate that's going to take part tonight. Bree. Yes. DJ Max Key is the son of former Prime Minister John Key. According to his most recent throwback Thursday on Instagram, it is A, time for another drink,

B, time for another holiday, or C, time for another puppy. Ooh. Is there an all of the above? Incorrect. No, I'm going to say time for another holiday. Absolutely correct. Max Key is posing on the shores of Mykonos with no shirt on

and he believes it is time for another holiday. I don't know if I'm proud of that one, Sophie. Sophie, here we go. I feel as though Brie has got harder questions than me. I feel like I've got non-political questions and you've got actual political questions. So you can win the quiz here, OK? A correct answer here will secure you the victory.

Come on, Sofi. Chloe Swarbrick is one of the youngest ever members of Parliament, becoming an MP at the age of 23. Speaking of young, what is the legal age to vote in the general election in New Zealand? That's a tough one, Clint. I believe that you have to be 18 to vote. She's done it.

She secured the victory. Nice work, Sophie. You really did know your politics. Thanks, Brie. I was going to ask Sophie, do you know if cannabis does get legalised, how old do you have to be to be able to buy it? I believe it's 18. 20.

Don't quote from there. 20. Yeah, it's 20. Restricted to 20. Yeah, that's for Clint, not me. Yeah, that point goes to Clint. Sophie's like, I don't bloody know. One point to me.

Nice work, Sophie. Leader's Debate's on tonight at 7 o'clock, if you're that way inclined, on TVNZ. I should do that game tonight. Right. With Jacinda and Judith. Yeah. With fun sound effects and stuff.

I'll send a tweet to John Campbell. Okay, good. And I want you to remember you asked me to do this, okay? Well, I just said it might be a good follow-on from the eight things we did last night. The eight signs your partner's cheating on you. Yeah, well, today, eight warning signs that your relationship is over. God, yeah, this is grim. Okay?

There might be couples listening to this in the car. One of you reaching for the radio at the moment. That's not one of the signs, but is it a sign? Anyway, let's do them. Let's do them. Doesn't mean they're true. Doesn't mean they apply to you. Doesn't mean they're true. They are from the CEO of Relationships Australia, Elizabeth Shaw.

Okay, just to give you some context. I don't know what that company is. I don't know what they do, but that's who has written them. Sounds pretty official though. Okay, eight signs your relationship is over. You raise your concerns with your partner and they are dismissed, denied or ridiculed. That's not good.

That's not good in any relationship. In any relationship. In a work relationship, in a loving relationship. Okay, number two. You know things have been difficult for a considerate period and neither of you is raising the subject oh you're just dancing around it yeah when no one's saying anything i don't think that's a sign

your relationship's over i think that's a sign one of you needs to raise it no well do you think neither of you care enough to raise it that might be it you know when but some people are just non-confrontational and they think oh if i just ignore this long enough it will go away because people say you know uh if you're a couple that has a tiff every now and then, it's when you stop having those arguments. Because you stop caring. Yeah. Right, okay.

But, I mean, who knows? Number three, difficulties can no longer be put down to a bad patch. And by difficulties, they mean lack of indoor gardening. Okay. Increased arguments. little emotional intimacy. You can't say, oh, we're just going through a rough patch. It's become the norm. Yeah.

If the patch is no longer a patch, but the whole lawn. Yeah. There you go. These are eight signs your relationship is over. You are caught in a repetitive loop when you discuss things which plays out pretty much the same time every time you start talking. Right, so it's the same thing over and over again, no changes. Other people who you

know well comment that you seem miserable or that as a couple you guys don't look happy together. That's even worse when other people can notice it Yeah And if your friends are noticing it Yeah

Like they're the ones who saw you when you were happy Yeah So God this is quite grim This is even worse than I thought it was going to be Yeah You are scared by what is happening Oh this one is really serious

Okay And if this is happening then you need to seek help And you need to speak to somebody I'll just preface it with that You're scared by what is happening at home you're worried about what the children are seeing hearing and experiencing yeah that's and violence isn't just physical it can be um language it can be an emotional it can be mental it can be verbal it can be anything and that stuff's never okay yeah all right we'll just say that outwardly uh you're not

confident that you can change your own negative behavior, let alone influence your partner to change. And that's what you're talking about. You've just given up. You just can't be bothered. I don't think I could sort this out if I tried. And the last one in the eight signs that your relationship is over, you can't remember the last time you were consistently happy as a couple,

or you can, but it is a distant memory, like your wedding day nine years ago. Oh. Ah, yuck. Yuck, yuck, yuck. I think I'd rather the list of signs your partner's cheating. You know, because at least you're doing detective work or something. At least you've got someone to be angry at in that situation. Look, like I prefaced this at the start,

I think what these are are eight reasons you need to have a serious conversation with your partner. Yeah, and I think it's super important. That's what it comes down to. Yeah, I mean, this is heavy for... It's all things that are signs the lines of communication aren't open. You need good communication, and all of those kind of lead back to that, right? And if this break wasn't good for you and you didn't enjoy it and you're a bit depressed by it,

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