ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 23rd 2019

Episode Date: September 23, 2019

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Hi everybody, welcome to the Brian and Clint podcast. First podcast we've done since our pheromone party last week. This is the second intro we've recorded because we said something naughty on the first time and producer Ben said, nope, that's not going on the podcast. And you know what? We don't know what he cuts out of that podcast. He has ultimate control of the podcast. Do you guys actually listen to the podcast?

I do. Thank you. Yeah. Do you, Clint? No. Why would I listen to it? I'm on it. Yeah, okay. Even I listen to it and I make it. Thank you. Do you, Clint? No. Why would I listen to it? I'm on it. Even I listen to it and I make it.

Are you stupid? You should say you listen to it so then he doesn't do anything naughty. I don't actually listen. I listen to it every day on the way home. Thank you, mate. To critique my performance. I'm like an all black reviewing game footage going, how did I go at the breakdown?

I'm like, how did I go in birthday banger today? That's true. How can I up my game for next time? Sorry I go at the breakdown? I'm like, how did I go in birthday banger today? How can I up my game for next time? Sorry, were we boring you? No, sorry. What was that? I don't even know. Who's got the best whistle of the team? Oh, no, not me. I can't even whistle.

Can't you? I can't, no. At all. Can't do it. You can't whistle breathing out Oh yeah Yeah Oh no breathing in What? Wait you only whistle breathing in?

Yeah Buzzy Oh yeah I don't even need to breathe out I mean I don't know. Yeah. Can anyone do the finger whistle? I find that.

Do it away from the microphone if you can. No, I can't, but I find it real hot when someone can. I've been trying to teach myself, because I can do it between my teeth. Yeah. But I can't do it like that, yeah. I was dating this person once, and all of a sudden, they did this real good finger whistle, and I was just like... I'm glad you finished that.

And I was like, nice fingers, big boy. And I was like, ooh, the shocker. Oh, no. No, but they did. And I was like, ooh. I find it really attractive. You guys don't? It's because you're from the country.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. It shows that he's a man of the land. Yeah. And he can handle it. You know, this is true. This is true. They say, can your dad do the finger whistle?

He can. Yeah. They say that girls, you are attracted to your father, like a man who reminds you of your father. My dad's a... I think the inverse is true. I think boys are attracted to someone who reminds them of their mother. If you have a good relationship with your mother or your father.

Right, yeah. Otherwise, you want nothing to do with them. My dad and I have a good relationship. He's got a massive mustache mustache and Ben has a massive mustache and I feel, yep, nothing. Here's today's podcast, everybody, which I look forward to listening to in about five minutes' time. Kia ora, everybody. Happy Monday, Brie and Clint, good to be here, hi Brie

Hello mate How you going, how you feeling after the pheromone party? Um, look, I mean we weren't technically involved We did throw our shirts in though We got involved Yeah You had a lot more success than I did I had like, what, five matches or something crazy?

Yeah. Maybe not that many. Did you convert any of those matches? No. None? None. None? Not a single one?

You converted yours. I matched with a great man. What was his name? What was his name? Producer Ben? Isn't that rude? I've already forgot his name. Doesn't matter.

Look, we're going to talk to some people who were at the pheromone party later on in the show. Plus, this is exciting. This is our first ever Secret Day week. We're giving away Friday Jams Live tickets to everybody who gets on air during our show one day this week. That's right. One day has been pre-picked by Ross Boss, so none of us in here know what day it is. But if you get on air on that secret day this week, you're getting tickets to Friday Jams Live.

Basically, you just need to do everything you can this week to get on air with us, and next, we're going to give you a really good chance to do that, okay? We're going to have... Ross Boss is going to hate this, but he's away at the moment, and he hasn't told us what day it is, so we're just going to do whatever the hell we want. No, yeah.

Let's do a blitz. All you need to do is get one word on air and you're in the draw. Okay, well, you can start calling for that now if you want, actually. Let's get the blitz loaded up. 0800 dial ZM. As many people as we can put through in one break. And if you get on air, then you're in the draw for free tickets to Friday Jams Live. Don't take any calls from Ross Boss, okay, producers?

Let's do this thing. Once upon a time it was... ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. This week is our secret day week. Bree and Clint, Friday Jams Live, secret day. This is the first time we've ever done this on ZM and we're super excited about it because it means it gives people a chance

and a lot of people to win tickets to Friday Jams Live. And really you don't have to do anything except get on air. I know it's hard to get through to ZM sometimes, but once you're on, you're in. It's not like you get on and then you have to do a competition with us. If you get on air and say anything on our show this week,

you have a shot at Friday Jams Live tickets. That's right. You just need to get on to the day that Ross Boss has pre-picked for the week. None of us in here know what it is. It will be revealed on Friday what that day is or was. But I bet Ross Boss would be hating this right now. He's away today, so we thought let's kick it off with a blitz. A blitz?

Let's kick it off with a Friday Jam's live ticket blitz. Blitz, blitz, blitz. Call now to win 0800-DIAL-ZM. So if today's the secret day, all of these people we're about to put to air are going to win tickets. They just need to say one word. One word, that's it. Just one word.

Fiona. You're in, Fiona. Wait, is that a word? That was just a scream. She said, hey. Yep, Fiona, you're in. Congratulations. What about you, Jenna?

Jenna. Donuts. Yeah, donuts. Donuts. You know what? Donuts is good enough. Jenna, you're in. Congratulations.

Anton, let's kick it off with you. Yeah, up the oil black. Anton, just for getting on the radio, you could be going to Friday Jams live for free if today is the secret day. Good work. If Monday is the day. What about you, Sharni?

Woo-hoo! Yeah, guys! That's it. You're in. That's all you have to do. Sharni nearly choked and forgot to say a word. That's all she has to do. She's like, oh, no, I've made it to the big dance.

I don't know what to do. Natalie. Hi, Natalie. Hey, what's up? Hey, what's up? You're in the draw for Monday. Ashley, hi. Hi, Ash. Hey, what's up? Hey, what's up? You're in the draw for Monday. Ashley, hi. Hi, Ash.

Hi. You too, Ash. You're in the draw for Monday. Wait, is that the word? You've got to say one word. You want to say hi? Cactus. Cactus.

Cactus. That's a way better word. I'd say boobs. Okay, just, well, you will get your chance later in the week. Okay, good. There you go. Like that, there are six people who are in the running for Friday Jam's live tickets in our first blitz.

So if it's Monday, they all win. If it's Monday, every single person you just heard, including Ashley, Natalie, are going to Friday Jams live with a friend for free. Not to mention all the other people we could be putting to air on the show today. Good reason to call the radio station today, right? ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

The finale of America's Got Talent was over the weekend. So, I mean, I don't know if you're watching it, but this will be a spoiler alert. If you haven't seen it yet. Spoiler alert if you don't want to hear it. You're about to find out who won. Yeah. Okay.

We're not doing it for that reason. We're doing it because host Terry Crews has held out for one of the longest suspenseful pauses we've ever heard in any of these television shows. One of the longest suspenseful reveals of the winner. We've timed it. It's come in at 22 seconds of suspense. What is 22 seconds of pure suspense silence?

Remember, they don't even have like the X Factor heartbeat going on on America's Got Talent. It's got like a real dull music underneath. What that sound like how long does 22 seconds feel well have a listen to this the winner of the 1 million dollars of the star of the headline show in las vegas Cody Lee! What a long time. He's taking the piss. Surely. If we didn't talk, so he talks for a job.

Yeah. If we didn't talk for 22 seconds, we would lose our job.. So he talks for a job. Yeah. If we didn't talk for 22 seconds, we would lose our job. We would be fired from our job. There's something in radio called dead air, which, I mean, you've probably heard of it before. It's where if nothing is going to air, no songs, no, like, music bed, we're not talking, it's completely dead air. It's the worst possible thing that can happen in radio.

Yeah. We get completely dead air. It's the worst possible thing that can happen in radio. Yeah. We get in massive trouble. It actually sends text messages to our bosses. They all get text messages saying ZM is off air right now. Or do they? We don't know because we've never been brave enough to try it out. There's also a rumour that there's a CD player up in the Sky Tower where the ZM transmission comes from.

Yeah. And if it goes 10 seconds without any sound on ZM, it'll start playing a CD that they've got up there. I heard 30 seconds. 30 seconds. That's what I heard for the CD to kick in. They call it the emergency CD. And then we also heard that there's lights

that start going off in the studio. We're going to try it. We're going to try it right now. Yeah, like, I mean... Are we going to try 22 seconds like Terry Crews? This is going against every single radio bone that I've got in my body. Yeah, but what if something really exciting happens?

So that means... What if sirens start going off? What if on that CD up there is a song that no one's heard for 15 years? Well, at my last radio station, it was Bastille and it played a lot. Okay. And we got over it. Well, shall we give it a go?

Yeah, why not? I've got a timer. Yeah, we've got a timer. We'll just go for 22 seconds. We'll go for 22. Just like Terry Crews did on America's Got Talent. I mean, it gives us a reason that we're doing it. And then we're in this together.

Oh, this is weird. You ready? Don't panic at home. Okay. You are not going to hear anything. Or maybe you will. This is some radio dead air If Ross Boss finds out

22 seconds starts In 3 2 1 Hey brother Hey, brother, there's an endless road to rediscover. Hey, sister, know the water's sweet, but blood is thicker. Oh, if the sky comes falling. Where's the emergency CD?

No. What's wrong with our emergency CD? There was a light that started flashing here in the studio. After about eight seconds, that thing came on. Bree lost her cool. No, I was fine. You lost it. You were not cool coming clean.

You wanted to come back on at 15 seconds. No, I was fine. Right, well. I did need to go to the bathroom. Other than that, nothing really happened, did it? He's best deal. Okay, what is going on? There's been an update on the dead air gate that we've just done.

We've just been flooded with text messages because it turns out you guys out there are hearing something different to what we're hearing. We just experimented to see what would happen if we didn't say anything on the radio. We were going to go for 22 seconds. We went for 30 seconds. It's called dead air,

and it's the worst possible thing that can happen in radio. Text messages actually get sent out to all the bosses saying ZM's off air. Apparently, we've heard all these stories like there's an emergency CD that plays. We heard none of that. It was just dead air. We just saw one flashing light. That was it.

Kirstie has text through, and she's here at the moment. Hi, Kirstie. Hi. Hi, how are you guys going? Good. What did you hear, Kirstie? Oh, I can't tell you what song it was because it was pretty brief because then you guys cut in, but pretty much five seconds before you cut back in,

it came up with that. It's a woman's voice going, ZM on air. And then it started playing a song. Really? The Emergency Sky Tower CD is real. Yeah. And then you just cut in like nothing had happened. We've just got producer Ben to go and get a recording

of what played out on the radio. Not what we heard. So this is what was going out into people's cars while we thought it was just silence. You'll hear a little bit of silence at it and then it'll kick in with a song that played. So they're lying to us in here because we heard nothing. Let's go on a time machine three minutes ago

and this should be what you heard as well, Kirsty. This is what producer Ben has got. What? And this should be what you heard as well, Kirstie. This is what producer Ben has got. Yeah. What? Oh, my God. That's amazing. So this played, and then what happened? No, that was the sweet but blood is thicker Oh, if the sky comes falling

Where's the emergency seating? Whoa! That's us. And we just cut it off completely. Oh my God. Wait, Kirstie, you're saying that wasn't the song for you? No, no, that was not the song for me. You heard a different song.

This is like that episode of Lost when they go into the hatch and there's that button and then they're too scared to push the button and they don't know what happens. A lot of people are saying they heard different songs. Do you reckon in different regions around New Zealand different emergency tapes are set up? No. You know what?

This wasn't my song that I heard. We're blowing this thing wide open. Who's the place in New Zealand that got wagon wheel as well, eh? Okay, well, thanks for being our eyes and ears, Kirsty. We appreciate it. No, that's all right. Someone said they're from Nelson and they heard no song. Zid-In Spree and Clint, the podcast from iHeartRadio.

This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, you're live on the red carpet at the Emmys. Give us the biggest, juiciest goss you've got. Oh, my goodness. What a day. It was so fabulous being at the Emmys. It actually just wrapped the awards show. It really was stuff.

You know, all the big nominees were there this year, including the 32 nominations for Game of Thrones. They didn't win as many as we expected. They did take out Best Drama, but not as many as we thought. We kind of thought they would just clean the pool. Not at all. Veep was up for all the big comedy awards. Didn't win any of the major ones.

Not even Best Actress from Julia, who we absolutely thought she had it in the bag. Billy Porter from Pose won Best Actor, which was fabulous. But you know what? It really was a good show. They had no host this year, so they just had all these different celebrities host different sections. Red carpet, I made the biggest fail in the history of all red carpet fails.

I was standing there. Kendall Jenner starts walking down the red carpet, and she was so beautiful. I'm screaming, Kendall, and I'm filming her. Kendall, she comes over. She's like saying hi, waving. And then this girl and guy bump into me. I'm like, oh, how annoying. Who are you? And then as Kendall, waving, and then this girl and guy bump into me. I'm like, oh, how annoying.

Who are you? And then as Kendall walks away, I realize the girl and guy who bumped into me was actually Kim Kardashian and her hairstylist, Chris Appleton. And as they bumped me, I've turned the camera off and actually missed my entire recording of Kendall. And the whole thing was just a stupid mess. So not only have you missed Kendall, you've missed Kim.

And Kim. And all of them. Wow. And you missed a potential date opportunity. Yes. With who? Kim Kardashian's hair or makeup dude. Oh, right.

Have you seen him? Chris Appleton. Yeah. Do you know who that is? Google. He's gorgeous. He's so fine. you seen him? Chris Appleton. Yeah. Do you know who that is? Google. He's gorgeous. He's so fine. He's so fine.

He's so fine. Speaking of fine, Dean, is it true that people who listen to the Brie and Clint podcast have started sliding into your DMs? I can't believe

we're talking about this on air, but he's going to hear this. Okay, I'm getting dates because of your show. This show has changed my dating life. Wait, so is he in America

or is he in New Zealand? No, he's in New York. He's hotty from New York, probably listening right now. I'm dying. Anyway, this hot personal trainer in New York slides, adds me, starts liking all my things. I add back. We start sliding in the DMs.

I'm like, oh, I'm going to be in New York for Fashion Week. And he's like, actually, I know. I know that you're here. I heard Breen Clint say. And I was like, huh? Aren't you in New York? That's so good. I stalked him. He is very attractive. Yeah know that you're here. I heard Rian Clint say, and I was like, huh? Aren't you in New York? This is so good. I stalked him.

He is very attractive. Yeah. So hot. Yeah. He's so hot. So hot. So you're welcome. Yeah.

Let's not let him get comfortable, though. If you are listening to this, wherever you are in the world, Dean McCarthy is that attractive, and you can also slide into his DMs at MrDeanMcCarthy on Instagram. He's not above it. He'll take all of the DMs. He checks his other inbox. He checks every inbox he's got.

He checks all the boxes. That is Dean live from Los Angeles for us. The latest is brought to you by Amplify Kombucha. Taste Amplified. ZM Spree in Clint. The podcast. I do love a piece of sporting vision that shows athletes

where they lose concentration. And I'm not talking about the rugby because that's everywhere at the moment. Let's go to the tennis for a minute. And I'm sure you guys have heard of the big time Aussie tennis player, Nick Kyrgios. Bit of a stroppy brat. He's a bit of a brat.

He's quite bratty and he's been in the news for probably, you know, all the wrong reasons most of the time. He must be a bloody good tennis player to keep getting invited back because most of the time I just hear him doing stories about yelling at umpires or abusing people in the stands or something like that how did we Australians get two of them we got Bernard Tomic and then we got Nick Kyrgios to back it up they're very similar they're both very troublesome tennis players but um there's a piece of footage that's doing the rounds of Nick Kyrgios uh and he was playing a game against Roger Federer on day two in Switzerland and he actually ended up losing a set

and he lost concentration. And you know the moment where obviously they finish a set and then they go over to their player's bench? Yeah, they have a little sit down. They drink some water, usually some Powerade or whatever it is. And there was some audio that was captured after he's went down in this set as to why he lost concentration. See if you can make it out here what he says as to why he got distracted.

I saw a real hot chick in the car. I lost concentration. I saw a real hot chick in the car. I'm going to be in jail, to be honest. I'll bury her right now. Right now. I actually managed to hear it that time. Yeah, same.

If you couldn't hear it, this is the exact words he said. He goes, I lost concentration because I saw a really hot chick in the crowd. Like, I'm being jarringly honest. I'd marry her right now. Like, right now. Couple of things. Better bloody hope he doesn't have a partner because he obviously didn't know he was being recorded.

But what if his partner was there? He'd know? He would know. You reckon he knows he's being recorded? Yeah, 100%. Second one, tennis is not the sport for you because from what I've seen of the tennis, there is nothing but super hot chicks

in the front row of the tennis. That's where they put them. If you're a super hot chick and you go to the tennis, guess where you're sitting? Front row. And guess what the camera's going to do? Look at you the whole time. Yeah, hot chick and you go to the tennis, guess where you're sitting? Front row. And guess what the camera's going to do? Look at you the whole time. Yeah, you definitely couldn't go to the tennis because you have to be quiet

there. Oh, I thought you were going to say because I heard it was a hot chick. I was thinking the other night, because one of the girls was saying out here at the pheromone party, she was talking to me about a breakup that she'd been through in the last 12 months. And she got dumped in a brutal way. Okay.

Because her and her boyfriend decided that they would go on a holiday to Thailand. Oh, yeah. Which, I mean, awesome holiday. Yeah. Together. Has been the making and breaking of a lot of couples, Thailand, though. Can make or break a relationship, can't it? Like you get there and your partner's like, let's go and do some real wild stuff.

And you're like, not me, babe. It's not me. And then you have a fight about it. And then you have some changies and some bintangs and all of a sudden all hell breaks loose. Sorry, I'm not speaking from personal experience or anything like that. Awkward.

Anyway, she went on holiday with her boyfriend and he actually revealed to her on holiday that he wasn't into her anymore and that he'd booked an early flight home and he left her there. During their holiday? During the holiday. Wait, were they there as part of a group? Was it like a friend group that was travelling?

No, just them. Just the two of them? Just the two of them. And he booked himself a flight home without talking to her? Which I don't know if that happened whilst they were there. Like if he was like, no, I'm done with this and I'm going to book a flight home and get out of here or if he'd already done it.

Oh, you're saying you don't know if he'd pre-decided before the holiday if the relationship was over and just hadn't told her. Yeah, not sure. What's worse? Which one is worse? To go on the holiday knowing you want to break up with someone? That one.

But what if you're going on the holiday as a bit of a band-aid? You're going, well, things aren't good. Maybe this holiday is the shot in the arm we need to fix us. Yeah, at least you're going with good intentions. Yeah. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. What if he, yeah.

God. You can't leave someone in a foreign country if you travel there together. Hey, pretty ruthless. And then producer Ellie brought up the fact that her boyfriend, her now boyfriend, Sam, this happened to him in Queenstown. Yeah, he went on holiday when he was just like a teenager, like 17, 18, with his girlfriend. And when they arrived, she was like, yeah, nah,

so not keen anymore. So you're just going to have to find your own way home. And so he literally had to walk to Queenstown Airport. He was already in Queenstown. You know how long that road is? He just had to walk to Franklin. What an arsehole that girl was. That is the saddest and also most

adorably pathetic story I've ever heard. Like he's gone on this Queenstown holiday and he didn't even take enough money for a taxi. I know, bless, because he was so young. I know. What the hell? Still, still, if you had to choose, where would you rather get dumped and left alone?

Queenstown or Thailand? Much rather Queenstown. Oh, definitely Queenstown. It's a lot shorter flight home, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. Although you can get a lot more of your crying out on the flight home from Thailand. Yeah, I guess so. You'd be a new person by the time you land.

We want to know from you guys on 0800-DIAL-ZM this afternoon, what's the rough way you got dumped? We're not talking about a normal kind of breakup, which I mean they're all pretty bad. They're all pretty rough. There's no real nice way to get dumped. But like on holidays not great? Was it on your birthday?

Yeah. Was it at a family event where you had to pretend like everything was okay? Was it at their family Christmas that you'd been invited to and you were meant to be staying the night because you don't live in that city? Mmm. Those situations. Tell us what your rough breakup story is. Oh, this is

purely coincidental. This is Ariana Grande in Breakup With Your Girlfriend. Oh, you couldn't plan this stuff. Brie and Clint, ZM. ZM's Brie and Clint, zit him. Zit him, Spray and Clint, the podcast. We're just talking about brutal breakups after a girl told me a story about how she went on a holiday with her boyfriend and then he booked an early flight home because he said,

nah, it's over. From Thailand. And left her there. Left her in Thailand. Pretty brutal. So we've asked you this afternoon on 0800DialZM, what's your brutal breakup story? A few brutal texts coming through.

Someone said, I was dumped at halftime of a show that we were both seeing. I wanted to see the second half and so did he. That's when it got awkward. Oh, so he dumped you and then you both stayed there? Yep. Awkward thing is you've got pre-booked seats, so you have to stay sitting next to each other. Must have been a bloody good show.

Must have been like Book of Mormon or something. Yeah, it must have been something good like that. What about this one? Fiance had his sister tell me he was ending the relationship two days before Christmas. He got his sister to do it. Who gets their sister to do it? You're engaged.

You're engaged. You live together. Come on, mate. Did you get your sister to move her stuff out as well? Alaska, hi. Hi. Alaska, what's the brutal breakup story? So this was a few years ago. I was

seeing a girl in the North Island in Auckland and I was living in Palmerston North and I had driven up eight hours in my car to go and celebrate her birthday with her after she had previously cheated on me and we were trying to make it work. And then I got to Auckland to celebrate her birthday and the night of her party she was like,

oh yeah, I don't want to see you anymore. Oh. Did she give you some gas money to get home? Nah. Did she let you stay the night at least? Yeah, but I had to sleep on the couch. Oh. Alaska. She goes, you to sleep on the couch. Oh! Alaska!

She goes, you can sleep on the couch. She was just pretty much like, oh yeah, the couch is in the lounge, and I was like, no kidding. You're like, my back is killing me from the eight hours I drove to get here. I'm sorry to hear that, Alaska. She sounds like a really cool person. Yeah, she sounds like a top bird. Yeah, she's amazing.

I'm sure she's happy now. Go on. This person wants to remain anonymous. Hello, Anonymous. Hi, Anonymous. Hi, how are you? Good. What's the brutal breakup story you got? It was actually my marriage and it was done over

the phone when they were working in another city and went to watch a rugby game. And I was at home with the kids, looking after the kids, and I think we had a disagreement. I was probably feeling a bit sorry for myself, I guess, being at home, and had a bit of a disagreement over the phone, and that was it.

Not that it matters in Anonymous, but how long were you married for? Four years or so. And how many kids? Probably two. And we've actually moved past that because we've got kids together. So we're a bit grown up about things. Oh, well, that's good to hear. When you say moved past, are you back together?

No, they just co-parent. Oh, no, no, no. No, we get on. Oh, you just get along. Yeah, we get on. Yeah, we get along just fine. But, yeah, pretty brutal. What kind of upbringing has that guy had that he thinks it's appropriate to break up with his wife?

Honey, just thought I'd leave you a message. I was going to text you, but I want a divorce. Also, we need some toilet paper. What the hell? Hi, Abby. Hi. What's the brutal breakup story, Abby? Okay, so I moved to Canada for him last year,

and then about two months ago we were on a drunken night out and he got my best friend to dump me. And we were living together as well, so he had to move out of the house. But me and my friend were too poor to come home, so we had to stay over there for like a month and be around him. You got stuck in Canada after he dumped you. When you say that he got your best friend to dump you, what exactly happened? So he was acting kind of like weird that night, so she went up to him and was like, hey, like what's going on?

Like you seem like a bit odd. And he was like, oh, I don't want to be with her anymore, and I need you to tell her because I don't want to do it. You need to prepare her for it or something like that. And so she's like, well, no, I'm just want to be with her anymore and I need you to tell her because I don't want to do it. You need to prepare her for it or something like that. And so she's like, well, no, I'm just going to go dump her for you. And that's how I got dumped. Oh, well. Did you have a good time in Canada after that?

Yes. No, Canada was really fun. Yeah, right. Nice place I've heard. Flight insurance covered dumping. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. On Friday, you got me a gift. About this time on a Friday, actually.

Do you care to tell people what that gift was? I did a really nice thing for my good friend, and I organised a nostril waxing service for you. Non-consensual nostril waxing. No, you did say yes in the end. No, I don't think, if you go back through the audio, I don't think you'll hear me say yes once. No, I think you said yes a couple of times.

Two lovely ladies came in, stuck ice cream sticks covered in wax up my nose and then ripped every single nostril hair directly out of my nose. Three, two, one. Got it! A laser course. Where was my warning? Bit of an overreaction. Excuse me. Got it! A laser course. Ah! Ah! Ah! Where was my warning? Bit of an overreaction.

Excuse me. That was two of the four waxings that happened. I put a photo of the wax sticks up on my Instagram and I had to take them down. People were that disgusted. Take it like a man. There's been an unintended side effect that I thought I'd tell you about. So I've lived...

Snot comes out easier. I've lived... Yeah, that's exactly it. Is that what it is So I've lived. Snot comes out easier. I've lived. Yeah, that's exactly it. Is that what it is? I've lived here free for 48 hours now, maybe a little bit longer. And the snot will no longer stay in my nose. You were always a bit snotty though. I was always a bit snotty, but now it drips.

This is not a joke and I don't mean to be gross. Yeah, but does your wife like it? I'm getting snot on the baby's head. So when I'm holding the baby, this is what happens, okay? And this is not an exaggeration. I'm a little bit snotty. I get a little bit of hay fever. It is change of season.

Runny snot will come out of my nose and it will just drip. You know, generally when you've got a snotty nose currently, you go, oh, I'm going to get a tissue. I don't get that warning anymore. No, mine drips constantly. I have to constantly put like, you know, where you pull off a piece of toilet paper or a piece of tissue. I sleep like that where I just block my nose with tissue.

You know when you do that nose laugh, that is so risky for me to do now because it sprays. It comes out like little bits of like. I'm hearing that you've identified a problem that you should have organised ages ago. What's that? That you've got a snot you should have organised ages ago. What's that? That you've got a snotty nose. No, but before this, I had a filter.

I had nose hairs that would keep the snot in my nose. Yeah, but for us people who had to be around you, the snot would sit in the front of those hairs and we could see it. Oh, bullshit. Bold. Whatever. Producer Ben, do you know what I'm talking about? A little bit, but I don't think it's... I think maybe you're now overreacting a little bit.

You know the thing that saved me on the weekend? What? My moustache. It would run down and it would sit in the moustache and that was the only way it would stop going directly over my lip and into my mouth. Those are now my nose hairs. My moustache hairs are now my nose hairs.

I know what I'm going to do. What? Tomorrow, if people who have ever had laser on their vahine area, you will know what a merkin is. I'm going to make you a nostril merkin. Leave it with me. I'm good at making these kind of things. Okay, cool.

Do you want synthetic or real hair? ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. I want to talk about lost pets. Anyone who has owned a pet and their pet has gone missing, even just for a night, will know that feeling of just like absolute anguish and helplessness when you can't find your pet. It's like losing a family member. It's totally like losing a family member.

And it wasn't until I got, like, we've got two cats, until we got them, and one of them went missing, that I truly understood what it's like. You can't sleep, you think the worst. I found myself walking up and down the street in a dressing gown, looking in the gutter at two o'clock in the morning going, well, she's dead now. She's dead. She's definitely dead. I just need to find her body

so we can get closure. She'd been gone for about seven hours at that stage. Yeah, probably not dead. Probably just out on a little expedition. She's under the house. This story comes from Montana in America or or Montana, where a couple's border collie went missing. And like you said, it's like a real family member, this dog.

Some people weren't like that. Some people were real casual about it, like, oh, cat's gone. Maybe it'll come back one day. They weren't. They got home. Their dog had managed to open the safety gate and let itself out, and it was gone. And they waited a day and didn't come back,

and so they started a real hunt to try and find their dog. They lived on, like, an area that backed onto a national park. So they're like, is the dog in there? Has the dog got food? Is the dog being attacked by something else? They thought they were stuff. They purchased cameras, like motion sensor cameras that you use for, like, stalking animals

that record when an animal goes past. Nothing. They set up trap cages so they could try and the dog would come into some of the dog food and get stuck in there. They caught a magpie, a cat and four skunks, but no dog. The wife of the couple

started exercising in all the areas around the neighbourhood so that hopefully her sweat scent would be picked up by the dog. And every time afterwards, she'd run home so the dog could follow the scent and get home. This is a border collie as well. They're very intelligent dogs. Yeah, they are very smart dogs.

They had no luck. The lady ended up quitting her job and made looking for the dog a full-time thing. Consumed her. Yeah, totally consumed her. And nothing. 57 days later, they're still searching. By this stage, they own night vision goggles.

They've got the whole place set up looking for this dog. I think after a month, I would have resigned myself to the fact that the dog was probably not coming back. They got a phone call. Someone had seen one of the missing posters. They drove a couple of Ks away from their house and there was the dog at the park. And they called the dog

and the dog came running over. It was dirty and it was like a bit skinny. Where the hell had it been? Yeah, where the hell had it been? Where the hell had the dog been? So that's the happy ending that you want out of that story, right? Yeah, but it doesn't always end like that, does it?

No, definitely not. I'm going through this with my mum at the moment actually. We bought her, because when all of us kids were kind of leaving home and we bought her a puppy six years ago. It was a Maltese cross Shih Tzu and his name was Max and he's so much a part of our family. My mum takes him in the car everywhere.

She goes on walks with him. She does everything with him. It's her life and I had a real upsetting conversation with her. He's been missing for a month now Max and she said to me the other night she's like I just can't move on with my life not knowing what's happening right yeah she's like I just want to know that he's okay or if he has passed I just want to know that you know he's dead I just want to know and she just needs closure so you can stop looking right so she can stop looking I mean, he's went missing a couple of times before because he just loves people and he goes and tries to find people, whatever, when my mum goes away.

So she's still got this hope that someone has him. And she even said, she's like, I don't care if someone has him. You just want to know. I just want to know if they have him and if he's happy, then they can keep him. I just want to, you know, and it just got really sad. You can get, I don't know, it's a bit late now, but you can get those GPS trackers for the animals.

If he comes back, I'll shout your mum a GPS, just if he is a wanderer. Well, he might come back because we had a conversation where I was like, could we get a pet psychic, which is a real thing. We've spoken about it on the show before. We've looked into it already. Yeah, I'm willing to pay for it. If it gives my mum closure, I want to give her, which is a real thing. We've spoken about it on the show before. We've looked into it already. Yeah.

I'm willing to pay for it. If it gives my mum... Yeah, if it gives her closure, I want to give her something. I know you've done some of the research on a pet psychic for Breeze, though. Yeah. What are we looking at?

Cost-wise or...? I don't know the cost, unfortunately, but there was the, like, if they wanted to do it, it would take a week and there would be a cost with it and they'd have to cancel all the other jobs because it's a little bit emotionally draining. Do we have to fly the pet psychic to Queensland? No, they can do it, it would take a week and there would be a cost with it and they'd have to cancel all the other jobs because it's a little bit emotionally draining. Do we have to fly the psychic to Queensland?

No, they can do it from here. They can pick up the dog's spirit from here? Yeah. Would you trust it? Look, do I fully believe it? I don't know. But if it helped my mum and if it gave her some closure, then that's worth the money to me.

Could we look into it? Yeah, we can definitely look into it. Would you take someone from Sensing Murder? Yeah, we'll take Calvin Cruikshank. Yeah, if he's available. Nothing over $120. Oh, no. I'll do it for $120.

ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Very triggered. You're not my favourite person right now. Which I didn't do it. I didn't do it. Brie has severe trypophobia Which is a fear of small holes You laugh

But Ellie feels my pain Someone sent in a picture Of a foot covered in holes And Don't talk about it She's lost it She's absolutely lost the plot Yeah thanks Amy

For sending that through Amy Someone sent it to our Brie and Clint Facebook page So absolutely lost the plot. Yeah, thanks Amy for sending that through. Amy. Someone's sent it to our Brie and Clint Facebook page. So... I should have known. It said, hey Clint, show Brie this. It'll freak her out. And then you opened it. People always tag me in that stuff and I should have known.

They think they're so funny. It was pretty funny the way you reacted. Hopefully we got it for a video. Oh, treasure. Anyway, let's move on. Let's move on to something more positive. Moving on. It was pretty funny the way you reacted. Hopefully we got it for a video. Trash or treasure? Anyway, let's move on. Let's move on to something more positive. Moving on. This is Trash or Treasure,

where you have the chance to win mobile fuel just by telling us if the item you hear is trash or treasure. Yeah, is it trash worth under five grand or treasure worth over five grand? Stacey, you're going to play, and because today could be our secret day for Friday Jams Live, you might also win for yourself

Friday Jams Live tickets. Oh, cool. Thank you so much. So the chance to win twice. You're in the draw already just for saying something on our show this week. That goes for everybody

who gets through. Should we hit her with her first item? Here comes item number one. This is a Tori Hanzo sword signed by David Kerning who played Bill in the movie Kill Bill. These swords were signed by David Kerning. He played Bill in the movie Kill Bill.

These swords were signed by David Kerning probably about 10 or 11 years ago. I want to sell these swords because I'm hoping some collector who loves Kill Bill can properly display them in some beautiful place. That sounds like Jonah Hill. The guy talking? Yeah. You've got Kill Bill swords signed by Bill from Kill Bill. Is that trash or treasure?

I have no idea who that is. How old are you, Stacey? 21. Oh, you wouldn't have seen Kill Bill. That's right. Take a stab in the dark. Are they movie merchandise? Do you think they're worth over or under five grand?

Is it over? Is it treasure? Let's find out. I put the value as a pair of these. Right about $600. Bye now. Only $600? Really?

I thought that would have been worth more. That's okay. Let's go for item number two. You need two of these correct out of three to win the mobile fuel. Otherwise, Erin is going to take it for doing absolutely nothing. Here you go. I have a Snoopy book from 1958 and a hand-drawn picture by Charles Stolz. Oh, that's pretty cool.

I'd like to try and sell my Snoopy comic book. Oh, that's pretty cool. Snoopy comic book from 1950-something. Trash or treasure, Stacey? Trash. Trash. Looking in trash under five grand. I would say you're looking at $3,200 to $3,500.

Nice work. Well done. Nice work, Stacey. Absolutely correct. Okay, this is the last one. You get this right, you win the mobile fuel. You get it wrong, it's going to Aaron. Here's your third item.

I have probably the world's number one Pokemon collection inside this case. Cards, and they're all Charizards, which is the number one Pokemon guy. A collection of Charizard Pokemon cards. This one excites me. I collected Pokemon cards. Brie is our resident Pokemaster. Hey, there's a... Can I just tell you, Stacey,

there is a stack of them. There's a lot. There must be about 100 Charizard cards here. Yeah, there's a lot, a lot of cards. Is that trash under five grand or treasure over five grand? Is it treasure? Treasure locking in worth over $5,000. Let's have a look.

Altogether, I'm estimating anywhere from $380,000 to $390,000 for this collection. Oh! Producers, can you call my mum? I want to see if I still got my Pokemon cards at home. You're right. Congrats, Stacey. You won yourself some mobile fuel. Cool, thank you so much.

No worries. Nice work, Stacey. Oh, my God. What's that? Oh, there's your Pokemon cards. My mum's sending me photos of my old Pokemon card collection. Take a look at this picture of someone's foot. Don't!

ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Bree and Clint, Friday Jams Live, Secret Day. Oh, this is good fun. This is the first time we're doing it too. We've chosen to do it with Friday Jams Live, our first ever Secret Day. Because the tickets, like, are so sought after, there's so many people who obviously, you know,

might not be able to go, but they've wanted to go for years. We thought, let's give away a heap of tickets. Let's give away a heap of tickets. Everybody who gets on air in our show on one day this week is going to win a double pass to Friday Jams Live. Exactly. We just don't know what that day is until

the end of the week. So your best bet is to just try and get on air every day in our show and then it's a no brainer. Ross Boss has the correct date. It has already been noted down and put into a folder. So all we can do now is get as many people on the radio as possible. Ross is away today, and he said, he has mentioned, he's like, just don't put too many people to air.

So we thought, let's do the opposite of that. Let's put heaps of people to air. In his words, he said, oh, just take it easy, okay, guys? Look, let's do the opposite of that. Let's put heaps of people to air. In his words, he said, just take it easy, okay, guys? Look, it's a big festival. We need to get a lot of tickets out there. So let's get these people on. Just so we're clear, all you need to do is say something on our show, and that puts you in the running for free

tickets to Friday Jams Live. You're in the draw for that day. AJ's got through. Hi, AJ. Oh, g'day, mate. Oh, g'day, mate. AJ, you came to our pheromone party on Friday as well, didn't you? Sure did, mate. Sure did. How'd you go, AJ?

Oh, it was a good time. Apart from that time that you were like, hey, AJ, just wait here, I'll grab you a drink. And then you just vanished. Yeah, I had no money, so I'm just kidding. AJ, congratulations. If Monday's a secret secret day you're going to Friday Jams Live

oh beauty mate nice one keep it moving Christine's here hi Christine hi Christine hi guys oh yep

you're in the draw that's it Friday Jams Live you'd love to be there I sure would if Monday is the secret day you are coming Carmen

hi hey girl you've made it through congratulations woo thank you. We should probably stop. Let's probably stop. Nah, let's keep going.

Hi, Renee. Hello. Renee, you're in the draw for Monday. Yes, queen. Should we go another one? Yeah, we can keep going. We can go another one. Jake's managed to get through.

The lines are still open, by the way. Oh, Andrew's in it. The producers look real angry. Jake, congratulations. You've made it to air. How The lines are still open, by the way. Oh, $100, Eddie. The producers look real angry. Jake, congratulations. You've made it to air. How are you going? Good, mate. Good.

Jake, you're in the draw for Monday. Nice work. Cheers. Let's go. Another one. Let's keep going. That's it.

We can't keep doing this. Why not? We've already done a blitz today and this is the second one. We've already got like 12 people. Yeah. One more. No.

One more. One more. Guys, one more. No. One more. Guys, one more. Carly, should we do one more? Yes, please. She's in. Carly, congratulations. If Monday is the secret day, you're also going to Friday Gems Live for free.

Yes, girl. Thank you so much. No worries. One more. One more. Okay, no. You're going to do it, son. I'm not going to push it.

I'm not going to push it. Jane, are you there? Hang on a minute. Jane. Yes, she's in. Jane, if Monday is the secret day, you're going to push it. Jane, are you there? Hang on a minute. Jane. Yes, she's there. Jane, if Monday is the secret day, you're going to Friday James Live. Oh, you're kidding. Oh, my God.

Yes, he's kidding. I have a feeling we should go one more. Should we go one more? I'll play the song right now. No, we can't go one more because I don't know this person's name. Hello? No. Hello?

Mate, who's this? It's Gav. You're in the draw for Monday. The producers are losing their minds. Right, we've got to do... Ross is gonna kill us. We've got to do birthday banger before six o'clock as well. Then I'll get a few more

people in there. Friday Jams Live. When's the secret day? We've got no idea. Just make sure you try and get through this week. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. ZM, Spree and Clint are hosting their first ever... The Hormone Party. Well, we were. It's all done. On Friday night, we had 40, oh, about 45, 46 single people

here at ZM in the iHeartRadio lounge sniffing each other to find love. It was a good night and you know, did it work? Did people find love? Well, the person who can probably answer that is someone who was there. Kieran, you were one of our male participants. First of all, how did you find the

pheromone party? Hey guys, it was actually a lot of fun. A bit nerve-wracking at first as I turned up by myself. Did you turn up by yourself, Kieran? Because there was quite a few people that turned up without a friend. Were you one of those people? Yeah, that was one of me. Wow, that's brave, man. That is brave. It's the way to do it, though, because, well, I mean, I don't want to assume anything, but how did the night turn out for you? It was good. I only managed to get one match, but yeah, started talking to her, had a few drinks,

and it's not kiss and tell anymore stories. Oh! You know when someone says they don't kiss and tell, you are kissing and telling. No, he's not. He didn't name anybody. No, no. I hear you, Kieran. You've done well there.

So, wait. Let me get this straight. Just so we're on, like, same terms. You had one match. So, you had one person where you liked their shirt and you marked it down and she also liked your shirt. That's correct. And judging from what you're saying,

the match and your noses sounds like they were correct. Well, on this instance, yes, I'd say so. That is great. Isn't that wild? I mean, don't kiss and tell. You don't have to. But is it someone that you're going to see again? Like, have we set up something that could go on

to potentially become something in the future? Well, unspoken at the moment. But we have been talking, so we'll see what happens. Okay, all right. Right, so you guys have been messaging since the party? Yes. Okay. Okay, well, who knows?

I know what he's saying. He doesn't want to say too much too soon. Who knows what will happen? The best result on the night, because you pick your top five, the best result was one girl who got four out of five of her top five pickers as well. Which is like crazy. Where do you start? When you've got four perfect pheromone matches in the room,

how do you work the room? How do you talk to any of them? You'd be like the bachelorette. Can we mention that one of those perfect matches was producer Ben, who'd been on a Tinder date with that girl earlier in the week. Purely coincidentally though, right, Ben? That's just a coincidence. There's no way I would have known what T-shirt hers was.

Did you invite her to the pheromone party? Was that your second date? It was, yeah, correct. What a weird second date, can I say? You reckon? Also, you've just set your Tinder date up with three other guys for your second date. So you're that confident that you thought,

I'll bring her along to this thing where she could potentially meet someone else. It's not the girl that Kieran was talking to, is it? No. No, I didn't match her there. Okay, good, yeah. Oh, Kieran knows who we're talking about. Okay, Kieran, well, hey, it was good.

I don't know who you're talking about. Yeah, you do. Great to meet you, man. Congratulations on getting at least one match. And if it becomes something, Bree and I would like to be the godparents of your first child, okay? Sounds good, guys. Good deal.

Thanks, Kieran. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. What did we play on Friday? On Friday, we played, it was out of Counting Crows and Britney Spears' Womanizer. We played Womanizer.

Womanizer, that's right. This is where we take your birthdays, we figure out what was number one on your 16th, and then we'll pick the best one. Plus, just by getting on here with us this week for Birthday Banger, you could be on for Secret Day. If today's the day, everybody who plays Birthday Banger is going to win a double pass to Friday Jams Live to see Janet Jackson in 50 Scenes. Same with every other day this week as well. If it's the day everybody who plays Birthday Banger is going to win a double pass to Friday Jams Live to see Janet Jackson in 50 cents. Same with every other day this week as well.

If it's the secret day. If it's the secret day. Hi, Kirsty. Hi. Kirsty, what's your birthday? 3rd of October, 1986. Okay, you were 16 in 2002 on the 3rd of October and back in the early 2000s, this was number one.

Oh, lucky. Your birthday banger has its own dance. The ketchup song. This is one of those songs we talked about. This is a popular culture song. This is a pop culture song, yeah. How do you feel about it, Kirstie? You've waited your whole life to find out and now it's the Ketchup song.

I was hoping for something a bit more of a classic, but no, I'm happy. So was I. Ketchup doesn't expire. That song is good to go. Hi, Tamara. Hi, Tamara. Hi there. What's your birthday, Tamara?

28th of August, 1992. Okay, you were 16 in 2008 on the 28th of August. And Tamara, this is your birthday banger. I kissed a girl, I liked it. The taste of her cherry chapstick. Katy Perry, I kissed a girl. You happy with that? It was pretty good.

It was pretty good. Pretty good. Did we ever find out who that song was about? Yes, I told you guys. Did you say Miley Cyrus? It was about Miley Cyrus. She wrote it about Miley Cyrus. Isn't there quite a big age gap between them?

Yes, there is. Awkward. Okay, one more. Ashley. Hey, Ashley. Hi, Ashley. Hi, how are you? Good.

What's your birthday, Ash? 27th of May, 1993. Okay, you were 16 in 2009 on the 27th of May, and on that day, this topped the charts. Bonkers. Yes. You get dizzy rascal. And Calvin Harris, I'm pretty sure, bonkers.

How do you feel about that? Yeah, it's all right. I like number one first. You like the ketchup song? You like the ketchup song? Yeah. Ashley, you alright? Yeah. I'm just kidding. You got Dizzy Rascal. You prefer the ketchup song.

Right. Okay, that's fine. We need to make a decision. It's Dizzy Rascal for me. I kissed a girl, Katy Perry. Oh, really? That is an absolute churn. That Dizzy Rascal song is an... You know what about that Dizzy Rascal song, though? What? After halfway, you're like...

Gets a bit... It's a bit punishing. Right. I don't mind Dizzy Rascal, but I'm just saying. We're going over to the producers for the decider. Producer Ellie, are we playing Katy Perry, Dizzy Rascal, or the ketchup song? Are you going to punish everyone with the ketchup song?

Well, I do have the power. You do have the power. If you want to. I won't do that. I know what Bree's saying about bonkers, but also we always play Katy Perry, don't we? So I'm going to go with Clint today. Good choice.

I think you've made a good choice. It's going to give you a bit of energy to get home on a Monday. Where's our winner? Ashley, I know you didn't want to hear it either, but you've won birthday bagger. You're welcome. Okay, thanks. No, she's so good.

I wake up, every day is a daydream. Everything in my life ain't what it seems. I wake up just to go back to sleep. I act real shallow, but I'm in 2D. And all I care about is sex and violence. A heavy baseline is my kind of silence. Everybody says that I've got to get a grip, but I let sanity

Give me the slip Some people think I'm bonkers But I just think I'm free And I'm just living my life There's nothing crazy about me Some people pay for thrills But I get mine for free Man I'm just living my life

There's nothing crazy about me. Bonkers. I wake up every day as a daydream Everything in my life ain't what it seems I wake up just to go back to sleep I act real shallow but I'm in too deep And all I care about is sex and violence And everybody's blind is my counter silence Everybody says that I gotta get a grip But I let somebody give me the slip

Bonkers Some people think I'm bonkers But I just think I'm free And I'm just living my life There's nothing crazy about me Some people pay for thrills But I get mine for free Man, I'm just living my life

There's nothing crazy about me Ooh Yeah, man, in the floor now Back there, back there in the floor I wake up every day is a daydream Everything in my life ain't what it seems I wake up just to go back to sleep I act real shallow but I'm in 2D

And all I care about is sex and violence A heavy bass line is my kind of silence Everybody says that I gotta get a grip I act real shallow but I'm in 2D And all I care about is sex and violence A heavy bass line is my kind of silence Everybody says that I gotta get a grip But I let sanity give me the slip Some people think I'm bonkers But I just think I'm free Man I'm just living my life There's nothing crazy about me Some people pay for thrills but I get mine for free. Man, I'm just living my life.

That's Buccy and Clancy Barbie. This is Ian Bree and Clint. It's the winner of Birthday Banger today from Dizzy Rascal 2009. That's bonkers. It's good. I like that. I thought's bonkers. It's good. I like that. I thought it was good. It was alright.

Not the biggest Dizzy Rascal fan. No, I don't mind it. I just don't know if it's birthday banger. I told you he tried to fight me that time, eh? Yeah, he's a bit of a dick. I've interviewed him before too.

He definitely is a bit of a dick. Yeah. He's just a bit like all over the place. He's just real blasé and kind of he's not really listening to you. Yeah. That's what I got anyway. He's just a bit like all over the place. He's just real blasé and kind of, he's not really listening to you. Yeah.

That's what I got anyway. He's not a big guy. And when he, in an interview, like he stepped to me, it was more his bodyguards that stepped in. And then I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm just a radio intern. I'm not looking to offend the headliner of the Big Day Out. I'll just drop my line of questioning.

Where was that? Backstage at Big Day Out 2009. But where? Auckland. Yeah, yeah. Auckland. Yeah. ZM Spree in Clint.

The podcast. So over the weekend, had a real buzzy thought. Did you? Yeah. Might have been hungover. Okay. But.

Shower thought? No, it wasn't a shower thought. It was more a bedroom thought. Oh, yeah. Bed thought. I want to share it with the team. Producers are on their mics. Share it with you and see if you guys are with me,

if you think it's buzzy or if you've just never thought about that. Sure. You know pigeons? Yeah, I know them well. The bird. These ones. Sure. You know pigeons? Yeah, I know them well. The bird. These ones. Pigeons. You've got them in New Zealand? Yeah.

I've seen a ginger pigeon in New Zealand, can I say? Congratulations. We don't have those. You saw our ginger pigeon. His name's Gareth. No, his name's Edward. Oh, he's using a pseudonym. Yeah, like Ed Sheeran. Have you ever thought why don't we ever Oh, he's using a pseudonym. Yeah, like Ed Sheeran. Have you ever thought, why don't we ever see baby pigeons? Oh, she's got us there.

Oh. Have you ever seen a baby pigeon? I thought this was going to be the dumbest. You guys all want to talk about pigeons. I've got a busy thought. I thought this was going to be the dumbest. She goes, I want to talk about pigeons. I've got a busy thought. I thought this was going to be the dumbest thing. And now you've rocked me to my core. I'm the week.

It's the season for babies. On the weekend, I saw a duck walking with seven ducklings. Cutest thing in the whole world. Directly above me when I saw those ducks. When I saw those ducks. About 45 pigeons. I know that because three of them pood at the same time. I didn't see a single baby. Was there a baby pigeon? Ducks, when I saw those ducks, about 45 pigeons. I know that because three of them pooed at the same time. I didn't see a single baby.

Was there a baby pigeon? Have you guys, producers, have you ever seen a baby pigeon? Not that I can remember, but surely they just can't fly or do anything, so they'd just be in the nest. Yeah, I haven't seen a baby pigeon, but I've also not seen many other baby birds in my life. You're like ducks? Yeah, no, ducks waddle around. Yeah.

Ducks, I've seen lots of ducklings. No, we're getting somewhere with this. Have we seen any other baby birds? Have we seen a baby seagull? Has anyone ever seen a baby seagull? Look, I don't know if I have, actually. I don't think I have either. Nah.

But then do seagulls have nests? Yeah, they do. Like, is there such a thing as a seagull nest? Yeah, they've got nests in, like, rocks. Do pigeons have nests? Because normally they just see them hanging out on power lines. They've got nests in rocks. Do pigeons have nests? They must. Normally they just see them hanging out on power lines. Where else are they going to give birth?

Yeah, this is a good point. They've got to put their eggs somewhere. You know there's a bird back home in Australia. It's probably the worst bird ever. It's called a plover. Oh, yeah. You know where it lays its eggs? Where?

Just in the middle of a field, usually on a rugby field or like on a softball diamond. Stupid bird. Yeah, so listen to this. And then when the birds hatch, they attack you because the birds are, like their baby birds are on the ground. Back to the pigeon. Let's assume that we've never seen a baby pigeon because it spent its whole time

in the nest. That's what I would think, yeah. But then all of a sudden it's full grown. So is a pigeon staying in the nest until it's an adult pigeon and then it's like, alright, I might move out of my home now. Yeah, so how big is it? Is there no, like, teenage pigeon phase where they start experimenting? I've never seen a teenage. Like they're on their learner's license going out and teaching out the world.

Like I've never seen a pigeon who's, like, going out for the first time because they've just, you know, turned the rightful age of 18. I've never seen a small pigeon. I've only seen a regular pigeon and a big pigeon. I've never seen a pigeon where I'm like, oh, that one's a bitsy-bitsy, isn't it? Someone said on the text machine, baby pigeons look like a thing of nightmares.

Google it. I've just Googled it because I was curious, and my God, they are not cute. I'm going to Google, yeah, like a pink, pink, like it's just skin. I'm going to see what they look like. Ellie, can you Google Where are the baby pigeons

Yeah sure Okay hang on Where are all the baby pigeons Oh It's so ugly Ew Yuck It looks like a big old

Nutsack With a beak It does It does look like a big Testicle bag Right That's probably why It stays in the nest

Ellie any results On where are all the baby pigeons? I don't know if this looks true. It's on the BBC. It says the more affluent pigeon parents tend to rent high-end private maternity coops to give births. They're actually in private. They want to be

away from everyone. What the hell is an affluent pigeon? Is it like a rich bird? You know that time we talked about nuts? I think we just got more boring. This is not boring. I'm going down a pigeonhole tonight. I think it couldn't even... I didn't think it was possible.

Wait. Did you just say I'm going down a pigeonhole? Yeah. Sit in Spree and Clint, the podcast. The rugby was on the weekend and I tuned into quite a few games. Oh, yeah? Watched the All Blacks. That was a ripping game.

Did you watch it on Spark Sport? Watched the first half on Spark Sport and then we switched over. This is a controversial opinion. My Spark Sport was fine. Yeah, the one where I was watching was buffering quite a lot and it was in really bad moments. Yeah. Like where you didn't want to miss it.

Also, the tension is so high. Yeah. Makes it even worse. I know. That people are not willing to give anything. Like even if it's only five seconds of buffering in the entire match. That'll be it. New Zealanders are not willing to put up with it.

Won't they? Yeah. But something else that people were ropeable about, and not people, Australians, my homeland, they were ropeable about a bit of, they believe, misconduct from one of the referees in the Aussie versus Fiji match. Okay. That happened on Saturday afternoon.

Yeah. New Zealand time. That referee is New Zealander Ben O'Keefe, who's come under fire for the alleged footage that has emerged of him celebrating a Fijian try in the Rugby World Cup defeat. What do you mean he's celebrating a Fijian try? So apparently there's footage of the referee,

this is all alleged, they can't confirm or deny, of after the Fijian scored a try of him giving one of the Fijian players a low five. So he didn't high five him because that'd be too noticeable. Apparently he high fived the guy after he scored a try right and now you're and you're angry because you think that maybe he was favoring the Fijian team over your beloved Australia well it definitely you know would appear that if you're high-fiving a player after he scores that obviously you know you want them to win I'm hearing you I'm hearing

you I want to be impartial about this So obviously You're making an allegation Of cheating here No No That was the article That's making that Okay that's fine

Just want to check A couple of the details So possible Possible low five After a try That's what they're saying Did the referee At any stage

Did he use sandpaper On the rugby ball When are you going to stop I don't even like crickets I don't even know What you're talking about When you say it on the rugby ball? When are you going to stop? I don't even like crickets. I don't even know what you're talking about when you say it. At any point did the referee pick up the rugby ball and bowl the rugby ball underarm when the ball should have been bowled overarm? No?

I'm assuming that didn't happen either. No? No? So that didn't happen. I'm just checking. I'm just checking. I'm just checking. Because if we're talking about cheating, and I know Australia's involved here, you've gone very quiet on me.

Sorry, I'm just... I'm going to go ahead and assume those things didn't happen. Probably the first time in the thousandth time you've done this bit, I found it funny, but just not the thousandth and one. I'm just kidding. Go Australia. Hey, if we win, if we win, I am going to roast you on this show. And guess what?

We did win that game. We were losing, but we came back and we won. So there's a chance we could win the whole thing. If you win, I'll eat my underpants. Get that audio. I will personally put it in a blender and you will have to eat your entire underpants dirty. ZM Spree and Clint

the podcast. Over the weekend was the planned event to Storm Area 51. Remember that? Yes, it was a massive thing online. The Facebook event set up titled Storm Area 51 They Can't Stop All Of us which got millions of people

rsvp and say yeah you know what i'll come and do that the guy that started it i remember reading a thing where he did it as a joke yeah and then it got so overwhelming and there was so much kind of like pressure around it he got really scared and he was like, I don't want anything to do with this. Yeah, yeah. He switched the page officially over to be a joke because I think he started getting worried. I think even the military started contacting him and they're like, yo, are you thinking about doing this?

Dude. The caption was the best bit of Storm Area 51. They can't stop all of us. Where it says about, it says, make them show us them aliens. The people of Nevada in the desert, where Area 51 is, small, small community. There's not much there at all. And all of a sudden, they thought two and a half million people

were coming for them. And they've been terrified the whole time. It started off as a joke on the internet, a hoax. And two and a half million people signed up for for the hoax and now we're we're lincoln county stuck here preparing for the worst and hoping for the best i mean it is a military base and uh like any military base throughout the country that you try to breach their perimeters they they're gonna take necessary action yeah they're gonna shoot you that's what they'll do well they hadn't organised enough food trucks.

That as well. To cater for everyone. And the portaloos. And the portaloos. Also, I don't know if the aliens were up for visitors. It's been a while. Do you think they actually have aliens at Area 51? They've got something.

There's something going on at Area 51. What do you think's there? I don't know. I reckon they do. The event itself was scheduled for September 20 US time, which was Saturday our time. And of the two and a half million people that RSVP'd yes, they received a grand total of...

75 people showed up to Storm Area 51. Not bad for a party. They said they just walked up to the gate and they were like, you're not coming in. And they're like, okay. Bye. Can we just see an alien? No.

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