ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 24th 2019

Episode Date: September 24, 2019

Gender reveal hippoRossBoss chats our off-air dilemmaDean McCarthy live from LATexting camerasFlatmate bingoNaked cleanerBree didn’t tell us something about CTI...Relationships and animalsBirthday Banger!Show & tellVegans are out of controlThe Viagra of vegiesAthena chats CTISee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hello everybody, what you're about to hear is the podcast intro which was recorded before we're recording this but it's a little bit adults only. It's very adults only, don't let your children listen to the front of this podcast. If you don't want it, I would fast forward 45 seconds? Three minutes! Three minutes to be safe. Just skip today's podcast. Hi everybody, welcome to another edition of the Bree and Clint podcast. And unfortunately, some bad news, this is going to be the last podcast.

Because we can't be bothered and neither can producer Ben anymore. What, with doing the podcast? Yeah. Yeah, fair enough. Nah, just kidding. I really thought there might have been a way out for me not doing the podcast. I actually enjoy doing the podcast. Do you?

Yeah. Yeah, you should be proud of it. But you enjoy doing the podcast. Do you? Yeah. Yeah, you should be proud of it. People love it. Thanks, mate. People love it. I've had lots of people who message me from all over the world who say it actually gets them to and from work and it gets them through the day. Oh, okay.

Well, in that case, keep making it, Ben. We need it. People need it. Yeah. Speaking of Ben, can we talk about that package that he got delivered today? Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. Let's talk about that because we can't talk about that package that he got delivered today? Oh, yeah. Let's talk about that. We can't talk about that on the show.

Can you bring it to me? Can you bring it in to me? Yeah, I'll bring it in. Hold up. So a mystery package gets delivered to reception. A brown paper bag. On the front of it, it says it's addressed to Producer Ben. Who delivers something in a brown paper bag?

What is it? It says Producer Ben McDowell ZM, Bree and Clint And then it's the name of our company there Inside the package Which, was it done up? This package? It just had a little bit of sellotape on it

Was it actually sent or did someone drop it off? Someone dropped it at It's got no poster on it Yeah, our reception, yeah One pack of Jackson Ellison Gold Knight condoms. What else? One pack of Blue Shield premium lubricated condoms, one pack of contoured Gold Knight condoms.

So it's a bag of condoms. Condoms, condoms. Oh, no, is there lube? Condoms, condoms, direct confidence condoms Condoms These are all individual packets by the way And a packet of Astroglide lube Well the ratio of condom to lube Not very good

Not good What have we got? Ellie can you get a calculator? Yep sure thing Got one 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 times 12 Sure thing That's 108 condoms.

So that'll last you for... About a week. Wait, do the math. Three lifetimes. Yeah, true. You've got two very conflicting jokes there. Now Ben's gone with about a week. Yeah.

Which he's going, oh, ladies and gentlemen. I'm a ladies man. And then Bree's gone the other way. The more believable one. The one... Yeah, yeah, yeah. So now we get to the root of the issue. These are actually flavoured. They eat the root of the issue. These are actually flavoured.

They're the root of the issue. How many do you need? How many do you want? No, I don't want it. Mate, I'm not going to use rubbers that some random has dropped off. I'll take the ribbed ones. Actually, has anyone in the room ever used a rib compared to smooth? Yes.

Yeah. Thoughts? I don't have any thoughts. I've never used one. Oh, you haven't? No. I haven't used one for years. I don't remember.

Was it like going over those rumble strips on the side of the motorway? It's kind of like a sharkty mat. Yeah, true. An internal sharkty mat. Yeah, true. An internal sharkty mat. Which, I mean, not good. Nah. Nah, it's all right, I guess. It's like good pain.

What about a spearmint one? No, like burns. Yeah, but like a minty, fresh, cooling kind of. Oh, to get the breath well. Just brainstorming. Yeah, okay, yeah. No, not burns. Yeah, but like a minty fresh cooling kind of. Oh, to get the breath well. Just brainstorming. Yeah, okay, yeah. No, not for your breath. I was going to say, whose breath?

I mean like. Your vagina? I mean it. It'd be like airwaves for your vahine. Okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Really get the air flowing.

I don't know. Ben, take your sack of rubbers. Have a good night. God, where is he going to put all those? I'll tell you where. On his penis. No. Really get the air flowing I don't know Ben take your sack of rubbers Have a good night God Where are you Where is he going to put all those I'll tell you On his penis No

Imagine if a girl comes over And she's like Why do you have so many of these And I say Safety's sexy Yeah Safety first As he's putting on his high vis vest

And a hard hat Yeah And a hard hat on his dick That's so inappropriate This has gone so south hasn't it Can you put an adults only warning On the side of this podcast Yeah And a hard hat. And a hard hat on his dick. That's so inappropriate. This has gone so south, hasn't it? Can you put an adults only warning on the side of this podcast? Yeah, adults only.

Enjoy everybody. See ya. Bye. Dicks. Good afternoon, everybody. And welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. Hi, Brie. Hi, Clint. We've just been across the road to get our pre-show coffee.

Sorry, chai latte. Brie's having a chai latte. And I am all wired. It's a double chai latte. It is. If you were listening to the show just after 3 o'clock yesterday, yes, we did undertake a brave radio experiment where we toyed with silence on the radio. Not many people have the guts to do it.

Not many shows have the ability and, you know, the mental fortitude to go silent for as long as we did on the show yesterday. Otherwise known as dead air, the worst possible thing that can happen in radio. I, to be honest, have never seen Ross Boss so angry. Did we get a verbal warning? Yeah, we did. It was pretty close to that. Anyway, look, did we set off a catastrophic chain reaction, particularly for the people of the Waikato

who listened to ZDMU today? You'll find out when Ross Boss comes in here to speak very calmly, very coolly, and very collected at 20 past three this afternoon. And as an apology to Ross Boss comes in here to speak very calmly, very coolly, and very collected at 20 past three this afternoon. And as an apology to Ross Boss who ripped us a new one, we're going to go eight minutes of silence from now. Yeah. Kick it off.

As a tribute. You kick it off. Okay, cool. No, let's not do that. Let's not do that. We'll learn our lesson. Ross Boss would be fuming out in the office. Next on the show, though, gender reveal parties.

Are they great? Are they punishing? Well, there's a whole new way to find out the gender of your baby, and it involves a hippo. We're going to tell you about that straight after this. ZM, Bree and Clint. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Gender reveal parties.

They've really blown up recently, haven't they? What have we seen recently? We've seen... Oh, the ones where they do the burnout. Gender reveal burnout. That's such an Aussie gender reveal, isn't it? You can get special tyres that smoke blue or pink, depending on the gender of your baby.

There's the classic throw the baseball up and hit it. Yeah, the baseball explodes. Did you see online they got an actual American League baseball player to come over during the game? Yeah. And they threw the ball up to him and he hit it. Oh, okay. Yeah.

And were the crowd excited? No. No. No one else cared. This is the thing about gender reveals is quite a lot. No, be honest. What do you actually think? Be honest.

I'll tell you what I think the best gender reveal you can do is. It only involves three people. You, your partner. And the baby. And the baby. And maybe the person doing the scan, if that's how you want to do it. But look, you've got to find fun in life in some places and maybe gender reveal is your thing.

If it is, maybe you need to know about this. There is a gender reveal hippo that is going viral at the moment. What is the world? What do you mean? What is the hippo? So he's a pygmy hippo. Oh, cute. They're aggressive, you know.

Well, he's behind a barrier. He lives in a zoo in Texas. And a couple have, in conjunction with the zoo, done their gender reveal where they've got a watermelon and they've cut the end out of the gender reveal where they've got a watermelon, and they've cut the end out of the watermelon, and they've scooped it out, and then they've filled the watermelon with jelly of a particular

colour, and then they feed the watermelon to the hippo, and the hippo goes, nom, nom, nom, nom, nom, and the watermelon explodes, and then you find out what the gender of your baby is. I've got some audio. Do you want to hear it? Sure. This is the world's first ever gender reveal hippo. There we go.

Right here. There you go. You ready? Gotta hurry. Oh! Oh, my God! Yes! Thank God.

Look, even the donkeys are excited. Even the donkeys are excited. It was a boy, by the way. It was blue. I can tell by the guy going, thank God. Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God. Oh, my God. Thank God.

Can I just say, if you're a guy, don't say that. Yeah, I know. Like, you can think it if you want to. Especially if it's on video. You sound like a bit of a dick. I know. Especially if it's on video, too, and your kid's going to watch it in the future. What if you got it wrong?

What if the hippo predicted the wrong gender? And then you get a daughter. And then your daughter's watching the big hippo gender reveal botch. You have to delete the video. Oh right, you can't delete it. Like I said, it's gone viral. The video's had 183,000 likes on Twitter.

You know what is sad is this makes the burnout one look quite fun. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the studio, our favourite boss in the whole building. Who looks very young. And hot too.

And he's so lovely. It's Ross Boss. Hey Ross. Let's stop my intro. Hey man. I'm not playing your Taylor Swift song. I'm trying to put you up but I'm not doing that. What about the new album's so good.

Yesterday on the show at this time, if you were listening you would have heard an epic radio experiment. It was probably one of the best radio experiments that's been done. It was brave, it was cutting edge, it was bold. It was. We took the station off air for 30 seconds. But Ross,

you need to know, we did it for a good reason. We did it because Terry Crews took a long time to announce the winner of America's Got Talent. So do you see the correlation? Oh, big word. Look, we're going to talk about correlation, yes. Here's the other correlation.

I don't care. Ross, I've never seen Ross angry before, but he came in today and I could tell. I was like, what's different about Ross Boss today? And I was like, oh, he's angry. So if you are listening in the Waikato today, welcome back.

You missed us yesterday. It's my hometown, mate. You're basically... It wasn't our fault though. But it happened. Did we, okay, for those listening in Hamilton, did we cause ZDM to go off at Hamilton for 24 hours? No. No. You nearly had us in dead air just then.

Good to know. You caused it to stay off air longer than it should have been. Oh, I think that's a stretch. I think you're looking to point the finger. We did it nationwide. We attempted 30 seconds of radio silence. Brave stuff. Brave, brave stuff.

At the eight second point, an emergency tape place. We attempted that. In some places. We attempted that nationwide. Sure, you lost Hamilton for a bit. Were there any other casualties? Did anywhere else in Aotearoa, the long white cloud, were they without ZM for any more than the eight to 30 seconds that we caused?

Yeah, but it's not actually them. It's the ones that were subjected to the fray because that was what was on our backup tape. Well, is that our fault? Is that our fault? Or is this a good timely reminder for you to update all your backup CDs? I'm just saying. I'm just saying.

It is a good reminder. Yeah. Here's a good reminder. Like a good coach. Here's a good reminder. Let him talk. F*** you guys. Oh good reminder. Like a good coach. Here's a good reminder. Let him talk. F*** you guys. Edit that one out.

ZM Spree and Clint. The podcast. I said let's go to LA for the latest. From iHeartRadio this is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean McCarthy, you were live at the Emmys yesterday and people are saying it is the greatest Emmy speech and maybe one of the greatest speeches ever from Michelle Williams.

She is such a phenomenal actress and of course she took out the best actress in a limited TV series for her role, her spectacular role in Fawlty Badon. Have a listen to this. When she took the stand, everyone went silent. Check it out. I want to say thank you so much to FX and to Fox 21 Studios for supporting me completely and for paying me equally because they understood that when you put value into a person, it

empowers that person to get in touch with their own inherent value. And then where do they put that value? They put it into their work. And so the next time a woman, and especially a woman of color, because she stands to make 52 cents on the dollar compared to her white male counterpart, tells you what she needs in order to do her job, listen to her, believe her. Because one day she might stand in front of you and say thank you for allowing her to succeed because of her workplace environment and not in spite of it.

She's incredible, eh? Michelle Williams, by the way, Dawson's Creek. Married to Heath Ledger and obviously she went through that horrible place of losing him and she's got a daughter with him. Yeah. What did she win her Emmy for, Dean? Best Lead Actress in a Limited TV Series called Fosse Verdon. See, I've never

seen it. No, me neither. That's the good thing about the Emmys too, it throws up a whole lot of shows you need to watch. Like Fleabag, everyone's talking about Fleabag now and now I need to watch Fleabag. That's the big show everyone's talking about, isn't it? Also, Dean, Joaquin Phoenix,

who is the new Joker, listen, we were just talking about Heath Ledger, Joaquin Phoenix, who's the next Joker, has walked out of an interview. He stormed out

of an interview today. Here's what happened, right, so a reporter from The Telegraph said to Joaquin Phoenix, he's of course playing the Joker

and if you've seen any of the clips, this is a new level of darkness. We saw Heath Ledger nailed it the clips, this is a new level of darkness. We thought Heath Ledger nailed it. This is so much darker and prettier. He was asked in an interview, does Joaquin think that people will actually take on and be inspired by some of the actions the Joker does in the film in real life? Like, will this actually make psychos act psycho in person?

Joaquin, not happy, not impressed at all. Stormed out of there. Warner Brothers, as you can imagine, everyone's fluttering around. It was like a big deal, a big drama. And I refuse to finish the interview. That is such a creepy and dumb question. It's a dumb question.

Do you think your acting is going to make people go out there and kill people? That is... Oh, God. No wonder he walked out. It's a cursed role, that Joker thing, though. They say that to get

into that character, you have to go deep. To a dark place. Really deep, yeah. Okay, that is Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent live out of Los Angeles. The latest is brought to you

by Amplify Kombucha. Taste Amplified. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. A bit of a warning for drivers who may be inclined to get on the old phone. Texting and driving. You know, I think it's less texting and driving these days.

I honestly think it's more checking notifications and driving. I think there's less texting going on and more people are like, I wonder what's happening on Instagram. You know, because you're so addicted to your phone. To be honest, even worse. No, it's definitely worse. Yeah. I mean, it's all bad. Well, it's all bad, but yeah. Like you don't addicted to your phone. To be honest, even worse. No, it's definitely worse. Yeah.

I mean, it's all bad. Well, it's all bad, but yeah. Like you don't even have a purpose. You're not even texting someone back being like, I'm coming at this time or whatever. You're just having a look. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're just literally checking the gram.

Well, this could be a warning because in Australia, they've actually tested texting cameras. So you know how we have speed cameras? Yeah. They've been trialling texting cameras where essentially they are set up so they capture from a sky view the driver and whether or not they're on their phone. Oh, so the camera's at a high angle. So it comes down through the windscreen

and it can see if you're holding something. Yeah. Oh! Yeah, this is a high angle. So it comes down through the windscreen and it can see if you're holding something. Oh. Yeah, this is a game changer and they're saying that these can be used at any time of the day. Yeah.

In any weather. Yeah. The cameras are that good and they've been testing them for a six month pilot trial where three cameras get this. So this is in six months, and they just had three of these cameras over in Aussie,

in New South Wales. Three cameras captured more than 100,000 drivers using their phone illegally, which is the equivalent of $34.5 million in fines. Wow. That is terrifying when you think that that many people in just those areas are distracted. Have you ever seen, I saw a lady the other day, I was driving down the motorway and I

couldn't see her phone, but she had her head down. So she was clearly using her phone. Unless she was looking at the pattern on her pants, she was looking at her phone, going a hundred Ks an hour down the motorway. You just, it's just madness. My mind went somewhere else just then. No, no, no, no. She was looking down. She was by herself. Yeah, she was by herself.

Okay, just checking. But on what you're talking about, if the cameras are at a higher angle... Oh, they'd catch that too. They'll definitely catch that. They will catch that too. They'll finally see anything that's going on below window level going on in the car. God, nowhere's safe anymore, is it? I've just checked here.

No, that is a lot of demerit points for that too. Are you ready to play annoying flatmate bingo with me? Yeah, let's go. Okay, I've got a whole lot of them here. And you just give me a yes, no, if these are things that have happened in your current flat. No. Okay.

I'm no. Yeah, in your current flat. Nah. Well, I don't want to know where you've lived before. I don't know those flatmates. I still live with those people and I still want to continue living with those people. That's okay.

It doesn't mean you have to get on all the time just because you live together. Let's do it with you and your wife Lucy. No, she's my landlord. I can't piss her off. Exactly. I don't want to piss off my flatmates either. Fine.

Okay. Well, imagine that this could be any flat that you've lived in in the past 18 months. No! Okay. And you can play along at home with this, okay? These are annoying things that your flatmates may have done

to peeve you off. Have they left pots that they've used to cook to quote-unquote soak and they're still soaking three days later? No comment. Have they finished a roll of toilet paper and left the empty toilet roll on the toilet roll holder?

No comment. Have any of your flatmates finished the milk and then left the empty milk bottle or an unusably small amount of milk in the bottom of the bottle in the fridge. Replace milk with orange juice? No comment. Have any of them sent passive-aggressive messages in the flat group chat? I haven't, but yeah, maybe.

Have they left clothes in the washing machine instead of hanging them out for over 24 hours so they go that funky, smelly thing where you have to wash them again and so you have to waste a whole load on the washing machine? When I'm answering, do I count as a flatmate? Yeah. Yeah, I did that on the weekend. Have they, and this one might actually be you as well,

have they had guests over to stay in their bedroom and you've had to listen to the activities that they've got up to all night? I live with big, gay, gorgeous owls, so yes. Fantastic. Wow, you got every single tile in Flatmate Annoying Bingo. I've lived with a lot of people. Which means we need a bigger board, okay? Mm-hmm.

0800 dial ZM. What needs to go on the annoying flatmate bingo board? What other things do your flatmates do that they have done? And this can either be very passive-aggressive or it can be very upfront. That's totally fine. Or it can be super specific. That's something that maybe isn't relatable to anyone else,

but to your flat it is. Sure, sure. Do they put a dirty spoon that's got margarine on it directly into the jar that has the Vegemite in it? You know, and then you get bit too... Oh, you know what I hate? What's that? I hate when someone uses a tea towel,

but never washes it. Yes, and you get the funky tea towel smell. Yes, and then it's wet and they don't hang it up. Yeah, okay. These are good. This is good. Yeah, okay. These are good. This is good. This is good. This is good.

Let's keep adding to the board. What needs to go on the Annoying Flatmate Bingo Board? All right. Text us on 9696 or call now 0800-ZM. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. Welcome to Annoying Flatmate Bingo, where you get to tell us what the annoying things are that your flatmate does.

And then we add them to a bingo board. So it's a game, you know? It's not passive aggressive. It's all in the favour of a game. Yeah, no, not passive aggressive at all. People have really taken this chance to get some stuff off their chest. And it's good because the bingo board needs filling. I mean, it's an everyday thing, right?

I mean, we've talked about it a few times on this show. Flatmates, you know, you can rub each other up the wrong way. You're spending a lot of time together. Brie clocked the whole board with her current flatmates. I mean, with... They're not my current flatmates. With flatmates that she may or may not have had. You've already ticked off both my flatmates before on this show,

so you need to relax. We should get them on here to play the game about you. Hi, Carmen. Hi. What needs to go on the board, the annoying flatmate bingo board? Okay, so basically, my flatmates, they just like to fill up the board, the annoying flatmate bingo board? So basically, my flatmate, they just like to fill up the rubbish bin so much.

When it's already full, they just keep filling it up and filling it up until stuff's falling out. They won't just take it outside. There's that rule from The Simpsons that as soon as the rubbish, if it can't support its own weight anymore, then you have to take it out. So it becomes a balancing act so you can

balance it higher and higher and higher. My favourite is when people do that and then you try and take the rubbish bin out and then the bag breaks. Oh yeah. Because there's too much in it. And then you get rubbish juice everywhere as well. That's always fun. Someone said taking my clothes down off the clothes horse before

they're dry. Now clothes horses are a contentious part of flatting, aren't they? They are. And I am probably a bad culprit for this. But in fairness to me, I own all the clothes horses in my flat. So you can do whatever you want? Well, I'm not saying I can do whatever I want. Are you one of those people who just leaves their clothes on the clothes horse

rather than folding them up and putting them back in their drawer? They stay there for a while. Hi, Ashley. Hey. Ashley, Ashley. Hey. Ashley, what's the annoying thing that your flatmates do? When you've finished a long day at work and one of your flatties have parked in your car park. Yeah, they'll do it.

And then you've got to do the awkward car juggle. Hey, I'm just outside. I need you to come out and move your car. And they're like, oh, I've just got to find my keys. Yeah, that's a pain in the ass, isn't it? Pretty much. Yeah. Yeah, that've just got to find my keys. And yeah, that's a pain in the ass, isn't it? Pretty much. Yeah. Yeah, that is annoying.

Someone said my annoying flatmate likes to leave their self-reflection fun time socks in the laundry. What's that? Oh, that's grim. What about this one? Someone said they left, oh God, that's so grim. They trimmed their pubes on the bathroom floor because they thought they were getting lucky and forgot to clean them up. Any type of hair, you need to clean that stuff.

Any type of bodily grooming because it goes for toenails as well. Yes, and someone also in the text machine said cutting nails in communal areas. That's a no. Alice, hi. Hi, I'd like to add to the board when your flatmates steal your clothes

and then deny it even though you see them on Facebook. Ah, yeah, that can go on the board. Wait, is this your current flat, Alice? This is an old flat. It was when I was a student. There were like eight of us. It was, yeah, a bit chaotic. Did they have to go into your room to get your clothes

or did you leave them on the communal clothes source? No, no, no clothes horse. I'd put them in my wardrobe and wear clothes to go. And yeah, and sometimes they'd ask. And if it was something really nice, I'd usually say like, oh, no. But yeah, and then I'd see them on Facebook. That is a no-go. You just call them and picture them and go, oh my God, I love that dress.

Where's it from? No, go. You just comment on the picture and go, oh, my God, I love that dress. Where's it from? No, ignore. How awkward that they then had the guts to post it on Facebook. Thanks, Alice. By the way, just for getting on air with us today, you're in the draw for Friday Jams live tickets. If today ends up being the secret day, if it ends up being Tuesday, you're going to Friday Jams live for free.

Amazing. Thank you, guys. Let's cross your fingers for Tuesday. You're in the draw for Tuesday. Amazing. Thank you, guys. So, let's cross your fingers for Tuesday. You're in the draw for Tuesday. One more text. I mean, they were all bad, but someone on the text machine has said, has your flatmate cleaned their gun and put a hole through the roof?

Yeah, see, if you get that one, I think you win flatmate bingo. That's the ultimate. That's expert level bingo. That's game over, yeah. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. I feel like this is a business idea that has come up quite a lot in the last couple of years. Sure.

Naked cleaners. Okay. But there is one company who is launching on November 1 in Auckland, New Zealand. It's called Nud Cleaning. Nud Cleaning. Nud Cleaning. Nud, N-U-U-D. Oh.

No, nude. Do you reckon that's what it is? One U would be nud. Yeah, true. Nude Cleaning. Well, why would you just spell it nude? Yeah. This is my problem.

How are people going to bloody find you on Google if you've decided to spice up the way you spell your business name? More than that, on Instagram, just spell it the right way. Just spell it the right way. Anyway, we're not here to critique the business name. We're here to talk about the business. So it's a Kiwi startup business, and they're looking to provide a service to cater to everyone.

So women, men, gay men, gay women, whoever, that want a naked cleaner to come to their house and clean. In the NUUD. So this is what I had a look at. And apparently prices will range from $99 an hour to $179 an hour, depending on the level of nakedness. Oh, not the level of cleanliness. No.

Oh. Depending on the level of nakedness. Now, not the level of cleanliness. No. Oh. Depending on the level of nakedness. Now, let me ask some obvious questions. Yes. Are they cleaning your house or do they clean you? Well, that's... I said they were obvious questions. I just...

Let's answer the question. No, they're not cleaning you. Well, I don't know. Is that available? No, it's not. I don't know. No, it's not. Okay, sure.

That is not available. It is a cleaning service. Okay, sure. That is not available. It is a cleaning service. Okay, sure. And for $179, is that the top price bracket you said? An hour. An hour. I assume that's full nude cleaning. Well, it must be if that's the top price.

I think it is, yeah. Am I home while the cleaner is in the house? Well, it'd be very expensive cleaner if you're not home. I know, right? What's the point? I guess, yeah, very expensive cleaner if you're not home. I know, right? What's the point? I guess, yeah, okay, I guess you are home. Yeah. Well, maybe people are into that.

How much does a cleaner cost with their clothes on? Because... I think, what, $30, $40? Oh, right, really? An hour? Okay. Maybe $40 or $50. I've never had one.

For that $179, do I still have to provide all the cleaning products or will they bring those as well? They might get ones that are safer for when cleaning in the nude. This is the thing, right? I think it's all organic products if I did read correct. Well, bloody well, I hope so for that price. Yeah. And also if your naked bits are that close to the products, you know?

Nothing like a bit of baking soda in your downstairs region to really fizz up your afternoon. Not speaking from experience. Would you do it? Would I hire one or, not speaking from experience. Would you do it? Would I hire one or would I do the cleaning? Would you do the cleaning? Well, I do my cleaning naked anyway. I'll clean the whole bathroom.

No, you don't. Yeah, the bathroom. Yeah, I'll get in. Yeah, I do. Fully naked. Yeah, because then I can be in the shower and the shower can be running and I can be scrubbing the tiles and I'm fully naked.

You do it as well, right, Producer Sally? You'll be naked in the shower while you're cleaning it? I do, yeah. Yeah, it's easier. It's easier because then you don't get your clothes wet. You don't get your clothes dirty. It is easier to do it. And then you go, well, hell, I've already come this far.

This is a bit spicy. I might step out and do the vanity. Oh, yeah, ooh la la. That is not sexy. You know, just a little treat for me. And then I catch myself in the mirror, and I'm like, oh, who's that sexy cleaner over there? No, I don't do that.

And no one's paying me for this. No one pays me for this. Let's hope not. If that's what you're looking for, you can contact N-U-U-D Cleaners or at Clintstagram on Instagram. But he's very cheap.

I've seen the going rate. Very cheap. He'll pay you, actually. I'll BYO Jeff as well. ZDM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. I was watching Bree's Instagram story last night, and she said this. I've been on this TV show, and I shared before it started that I wet myself during one of the filmings

and it is currently going to air. Let's see if you can see that I wet myself. If you're new to the Bree and Clint show, the TV show she's talking about is the nationally syndicated production Celebrity Treasure Island. And yes, she did let us know here on the Bree and Clint show that yes, during some filming You did wet yourself

That's all correct, right? Not fully, just a little bit And then I didn't realise Because I was wearing light pants That it was visible We asked you when you told us If you would let us know When the episode was going to air

So that as a family We could tune in And see if we could Like an Easter egg Like when they hide something in the movie Not like an Easter egg So we could all tune in and see if we could, like an Easter egg, like when they hide something in the movie. Not like an Easter egg. So we could all tune in and go, there it is. There's the special moment that only we know about.

And then you go ahead and do it on your Instagram and you don't even give us the option to find out. How bloody dare you? I was worried, okay? I didn't want to, like, point everyone in the right direction of seeing it if it was visible. Their direction being south. Yes.

Because that would be embarrassing, wouldn't it? Rather just talk about it on the radio. So what did you do? Did you watch the episode first before you talked about it so you knew that you were safe? Is that how you attacked it? Well, I actually see the episodes early because I have to do the voiceover. And to be honest, I actually didn't do any voiceover

for that part because I'm actually in it. Yeah, you're in it. So I didn't actually see that part of the show so I totally forgot it was that episode. Yeah, for those who are

watching Celebrity Treasure Island and maybe missed it last night because there's also a lot of rain on there what is the scene in which you have just peed your pants before filming

your television episode? Oh, it's sunny. It's sunny at that point? Yeah. It's sunny. Yeah. And I sit down. Yeah?

Yeah. Was it when you went into camp? Yes, so it was when I was handing over the clues that one of the, what, Shannon, who'd just been eliminated, I went into camp and I was giving over her clues to them. Mm-hmm. And, guys,

I can reveal not visible. They've cut me from the boobs up. Oh, damn it. Cut it out. Do you think intentionally? Do you think one of the editors

went, oh, it's a sunny day and that is a very big wet patch. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Time for the Insta Fame Game. Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers.

She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Bree and Clint's Insta Fame Game. Oh, we got rid of that new intro we got made up that talks about Bree. Bree's Instagram. So devastated. Bree and her 100,000 Instagram followers. 108.

Sorry, 108,000. 108,000. We might have to revise it. Hey, if you're saying it, you may as well get it right. Yeah, fair enough. Fair enough. This is the game

where we guess how many followers celebrities have on Instagram. It's first to three games each. You can play along in the car. You can try and figure it out as well. Producer Ellie gives us the celebrities. Hello. Hello. Who are we as well. Producer Ellie gives us the celebrities.

Hello. Hello. Who are we starting with this week? Do you know what's funny? Literally just off air, we were talking about Sonny Bill Williams. Yes. And he is your first celebrity on the Instafame game this week. I was just looking at his latest post.

I know. Did you see his? No, I didn't look at his follow account. He's just had a post taken down by Instagram. Him and another of the All Blacks were praying. They're both Muslims and they were praying before the Springboks game. And Instagram took a photo of it down. What?

So they took that down, but they're not going to take the Israel Folau hateful speech down? That is such a good point. What the heck? A double standard, eh? Yeah. Oh, that makes me angry. Okay, but first of all, how many Instagram followers for Sonny Bill Williams? Yeah.

Okay. I struggle with All Blacks, and I know who the most followed All Black is, but I'm just going to have a stab in the dark. They're a hard one. They could range from anything, really, couldn't they? All right, for Sunny Bill Williams, Clint, you put 320,000. Bree, you've put 1.1 million. Sunny Bill Williams has 791,000, which I believe is a point to Bree.

Is that right? I think so. It's because he's so hot. Yeah, he is. My mum loves herself a bit of Sonny Bill. Who doesn't? He is absolute man candy. I mean, his tattoos are so perfect, huh?

Yeah. Have you noticed that? They, like, just hug his body and his muscles. Okay, I'll stop. Okay, chill. Okay. Calm down, his muscles. Okay, I'll stop. Chill. Okay. Calm down, Will. All right, your next one.

We've got Oprah. Oprah. Oprah. Oh, Oprah Winfrey. How many Instagram followers do you have? You're all getting new followers. Did you know, fun fact while you do that, apparently when everyone got,

you get a car, you get a car, everyone complained because they had to pay gift taxes. They had to pay like 8K in gift taxes to get their car. 8K, that's a fair amount. Yeah, interesting. Well, don't pay it. And then you just don't get the car. Exactly.

Imagine the sort of person who complains about a free car. Oh, I know. All right. For Oprah, you put $17 million, Clint. Brie, you put $11 million. Oprah has $17 million, Clint. Well done. Whoa, cool.

You don't know that. I don't even follow her. Neither do I. All right. She was on Ellen the other day, though. Was she? Maybe I just watched that on YouTube. She's on the couch and she's like, I used to be you.

No, yeah. She talked about how she had pneumonia. Oh. And she was really ill. Oprah. Yeah, and she had to cancel. And apparently she's never cancelled so much stuff in a month. Yeah.

But the doctor was like, you need to do this or you could die. That is bad. Oh, Molly. All right. Oprah facts. On to Cara Delevingne. I don't know how to say her last name, so don't mock me. No, it's Cara Delevingne.

No, I don't even know. She said Delveen. Oh, did she? I don't even know what I said. Like Delveen Pasta. That's a place in Australia. Why are we doing Cara Delevingne? You know what?

Just because. Don't ask questions, all right? All right, for Cara Delevingne, Clint, you put... No, Delevingne. Sorry. Oh, God. Clint, you put $32 million. Bree, you put $17 million.

Cara has $43.4 million. So that's put 17 million. Cara has 43.4 million. So that's a point to Clint. Yes. She hasn't done much in the last couple of years. Ellie's not good with celebrity names. Tell us what you thought the guy who's playing the Joker's name is. Jack Queen. That is how it's spelt.

All right. It's Joaquin Phoenix. Joaquin Phoenix. Dean's got information about Jack Queen. And I was like, who the hell is that? Jacqueline Phoenix. Yeah, that one. Okay, next one, next one. All right, your next one is Taika Waititi.

Ah, Kiwi legend. That's hard. Yeah. He's very funny on Twitter. I don't know if I follow him on Instagram. Yep. Yep. Hmm. All right.

All right. For Taika Waititi, Clint, you've put $480,000. Brie, you've put $890,000. Taika Waititi has $955,000. Yay! Oh, we're going to tie break. We're going to tie break. As per.

Okay. All right. This is the're going to tie break. We're going to tie break. As per. Okay. All right. This is the point to decide the game. Okay. In prep, what am I saying? In prep. Jack Queen, Phoenix. How many followers does Jack Queen have?

How many does Jack Queen and Cara Deveen have combined? Combined. And also, let's throw in there, Sharice Theron. Shut up. I picked a really easy one for this one. And it's to celebrate, you know, the Red Treasure Island finale tonight. How many followers? Three Thomas L.

I know it! We've got Sam Wallace. How many followers does Breakfast Sam have on Instagram? Sammy Wallace. Star of Sticky TV for years. Yep, that one. Celebrity weatherman.

Now host of the hit breakfast show. That's the one. All right, Clint, four. Sam Wallace, you've put 20,000. Brie, you've put 21.2 thousand. Oddly specific. Nah, I just, I don't know why I did that. Oh my God, okay. Brie, you've put $21,200. Oddly specific. No, I just, I don't know why I did that.

Oh my God, okay. My maths is so bad. Okay, so he's got $20,700. Okay. So you are $500,000 off. $5,000? $5,000. No, you're $5,000 off.

Yeah. And I'm, what did you say, $20,700? And you're $700. $500, you're $500 off. And you're $700 off, Clint. So it's Brie. I'm not.

But don't take my maths for it. I was going to say, can we trust any of our maths? I think you'll trust my maths if you're the winner, right? If you're the winner, I'll say, yeah. I think you're right. All right. That's the Instafame game. And the final of the Celebrity Treasure Island is tonight.

It screams on TVNZ2 at 7.30. Just watching could win you $2,000 towards your own island getaway. Just text the keyword to 9696 when it comes up on your screen. Will Sammy Wallace take it out? Or will it be Shane Cameron? Or the Wiz? Find out tonight. Bree and Clint, ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint.

The podcast. Has an animal turned you off someone? Or maybe an animal might have broken up a relationship oh like cheated on you no i mean like say for example if you hated cats yeah you hated them you started dating a girl and then you found out she has 74 cats you've got a crazy cat woman on your hands 74 well say she has two cats. Right. But you hate them.

Or you're highly allergic to cats. Or you're allergic. Or maybe, yeah, that's the case. Maybe you're really allergic to dogs or guinea pigs. Maybe you're really scared of dogs. You forget that some people are terrified of dogs. Yeah, well, yeah, true. It was interesting because we did that pheromone party last week and one of the guys that was there who was sniffing the shirts,

he noticed something super specific that was on some of the shirts, and he said this. There was a couple of nice ones there. I think I saw a couple with cat hair, so that was a big red flag for me. Yeah, no, I got my top five. Let's hope we got a match, eh? So he didn't pick shirts because they had cat hair on them. That's a red flag for him.

Bit judgmental. I mean, maybe he's had bad experience on them. That's a red flag for him. Bit judgmental. I mean, maybe he's had bad experience with cats. What if he's super allergic? Yeah, there's antihistamines for that. You know? Yeah. Love conquers all, including allergies a lot of the time, if there's an antihistamine for it.

Yeah, but it's okay. He knows what he wants. And he's a girl without cats. And he wants a girl without cats. That's fine. Yep. Remember there's an episode of Kath and Kim too, very early in the season with Cujo.

And Kim tells her husband it's either Cujo or me. Oh, Cujo! Because Cujo, I think he's a Rottweiler? He's a Rottweiler, yeah. Sleeps in the bed. Some people hate that too. But you've got to remember too, if you're getting together with a guy who's been single for a long time,

that dog is his bloody best friend. Some people hate that too. But you've got to remember too, if you're getting together with a guy who's been single for a long time, that dog is his bloody best friend. And that dog has more claim to that spot on the bed than you do, lady. Yeah, but if you talk to your partner about that and he's like, no, he's sleeping in the bed, then maybe that is a warning sign. Maybe, yeah, if he chooses the dog over you. It does break up the level of intimacy. If there's a big slobbery dog sleeping in the middle of you.

I hope it lowers the level of intimacy. Kinky if it increases it. I actually spoke about this with one of my friends the other day and I said oh what would you like think if you started dating someone and they had a dog that slept in the bed with you. Yeah. With them. Yeah. And they were like it'd be a massive turn off.

I think it depends on the size of the dog. Like if it's like a little chihuahua or something on the corner of the bed, probably they won't notice it. Corner of the bed on top of the duvet is very different to on the pillow under the duvet. Oh, like a giant golden lab between the two of you. Yeah. Yeah, I see what you mean.

It's more of a menage a trois situation. Yeah, kind of. We want to ask you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, has an animal broken up or turned you off a relationship? Yeah, are you not with someone because of the animal that they had? Maybe you had a fight. Oh, this could have happened. Maybe you had a fight over an animal

because the person gave the animal more attention than they gave you. Maybe they had a pygmy hippo and you were too scared to move any of your furniture in case the hippo broke it. Okay, well that's probably unlikely because we're in New Zealand. You don't know. You can call us on 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on

9696. ZM Spree in Clint, the podcast. Has an animal broken up a relationship or maybe turned you off before it even started? Because we had a guy at the pheromone party who said this about some of the T-shirts. There was a couple of nice ones there. I think I saw a couple with cat hair, so that was a big replay for me.

Yeah, no, I got my top five. Let's hope we got a match, eh? I've got cat hair on me right now. You always have cat hair on you. Well, I have two cats. Yeah, it's constantly everywhere. Yeah. Only on the dark stuff. Yeah, well, it's on the light stuff too. Well, I have two cats. Yeah, it's constantly everywhere. Yeah. Only on the dark stuff.

Yeah, well, it's on the light stuff too. You just can't see it. Touche, you've got me there. So I guess, if you're looking to date me, that and my wife and baby are probably going to put you off dating me, to be fair. Probably. I don't think a cat would put me off. I don't think a dog would make me more inclined to want to date you

To be honest I feel like it'd be the opposite for me Even if the first date went really terrible You want to meet that dog I'd be like, oh, give it another go That's a good point actually If you have a bad date And you're dropping them off

You're going, look, I know this didn't go well I just want to let you know There is a Cavoodle at my house His name is Nathan I'm going to find second date. We're asking you, are you not with someone because of an animal? Crystal's here. Hi, Crystal.

Crystal. Hi, how you doing? Good. Tell us what happened. So I've got three dogs and I dated a guy for a few weeks and he knew that I had three dogs. We broke up, then got back together again. And yeah, so anyway, he didn't like the way the dogs licked him He knew that I had three dogs. We broke up, then got back together again.

So anyway, he didn't like the way the dogs licked him or he nifted him or breathed on him. Anyway, so we broke up, and he's now gone and got two dogs of his own. Right. Oh, used it as an excuse, do you think, Crystal? Well, kind of, but we actually got back together in the meantime, and now we've split up again, and he's gone and got his own two dogs. This guy has no idea what he wants.

Wait, how many times did you break up and get back together? So I've got three and now he's got two. Yeah, but how many times did you break up? Twice. You had to think about it. Okay, Crystal, thank you just for getting on here. You're in the running for Friday Jam's live tickets as well. Hi, Anita. Hi, Anita. Hi. Tell us what happened with the animals and the relationships and the breaking up and the drama.

So slightly less complicated. I started seeing a guy after meeting him online. Seemed alright, nice enough guy. We went for a nice romantic walk at the park with his dog And I just spent the entire walk around the park watching him with zero control So the dog would run to the end of the leash And kind of run all over the place It was running up to people and it was like, oh my gosh Wait, wait, wait

You were put off this guy because he wasn't able to discipline his animal properly Yeah, he couldn't control it It's like walking to the end of the leash. So you're saying that the way he dealt with that dog was like a metaphor for how he ran the rest of his life and it was a warning sign for you straight away? I mean, if you go to a really deep level of that, but it was also just really unattractive. Right. What kind of dog was it, Amanda? Like a staffy or something else.

Lovely, lovely nature, but it just had no control. Staffies are hard to deal with. And he talks about it as facing his property all the time. You go to the house and it's just jumping all over you. And he's like, oh, sit down, stop it. No, fair enough. Actually make it behave. Yeah, and that's drama you don't need in your life, Anita.

We hear you. They do have a lot of energy, staffies. Lisa, hi. Yes, hi. Lisa, what was the animal that do have a lot of energy, Staffies. Lisa, hi. Yes, hi. Lisa, what was the animal that came between you and a person? My brain just goes, not today. Trust me, I was going not today as well. So they had, so he lived on a farm and there were mice in the house.

And when I screamed, he was like, no, no, they're my mates. And he literally left food out for them. And they would poo all over the furniture at night and stuff like that. And they would come up to him while we're sitting on the floor. Just no, not happening. This guy was friends with the mice that lived inside his house. And they weren't pets. And they pooed on the furniture.

And there was poo on the floor in the morning. And there was obviously more than just the one little mate that he had. Yeah, you win. Yeah, congratulations. Well, does she win? She had to date that guy. Yeah, well, she didn't though. She didn't stay there.

She got out. Mouse man. No, gone. Done. He goes, this is my favourite board game, mousetrap. Thanks, Lisa. Good luck with Secret Day as well. You might be winning Friday Gems live tickets

just for getting on air with us. Yay, thank you. Zidim's Bree and Clint, the podcast. It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Here we go, birthday banger time. Not only do you get to figure out what song was number one on your 16th birthday, you also go into the draw for our Friday Jams live Secret Day.

Yeah, just for getting live on air with us. Exactly. So if you're on for birthday banger, it doesn't matter what you're also going to the draw for our Friday Jams Live Secret Date. Yeah, just for getting live on air with us. Exactly. So if you're on for birthday bang, it doesn't matter what you're on for, you're in the draw for Tuesday. Dan's here first. Hey, Dan. Hi, Dan. How's it going?

Good. What's your birthday, Dan? Good. May 12, 1990. Okay, you were 16 in 2006 on the 12th of May, and on that day, this topped the charts. Busta Rhymes. Busta Rhymes. Busta Rhymes.

Touch It. And Touch It. That is a gangster birthday banger. Do you like that? I'm stoked with that. Yeah, good. I'd be pretty happy with that. I don't think we've had that before.

We've never played a Busta Rhymes song. I know that much. Sarah, hi. Hi, Sarah. Hello. What's your birthday, Sarah? 20th October 1992. Okay, you were 16 in 2008

on the 20th of October and this is your birthday banger. Another gangster birthday banger. T.I. King of the South. You get whatever you like. I love that song. Me too. This was a big hit, wasn't it? Yeah.

T.I. was huge. Remember he was on basically every Justin Timberlake song as well? He was. Yeah, he was massive. Okay, one final birthday banger for you, Anna. Hi, Anna. Hi, Anna. Hey. What's your birthday, Anna? It is the 24th of November 1985. Okay, you were 16 in 2001 on the 24th of November and 1985. Okay, you were 16 in 2001 on the 24th of November.

And back in 2001, this topped the chart. Yes. I think we played, did we play this the other week? I think we did, yeah. I must have been. I think you were away at Have You Been Paying Attention? But it's sexy. It's good. Anna, that's a great birthday banger from next.

What a banger. What a banger. A banger. My gut says that we should be playing T.I., Whatever You Like. Yeah, I love that song. It's our birthday banger. We're in agreeance? Yeah, let's play that.

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The one that you can get it, my dear. Five million dollar home drop fitness, I swear Yeah, I want your body, need your body As long as you got me, you won't need nobody You want it, I got it, go get it, I buy it Tell the mother, throw joke, I'll be quiet Stacks on me, drone on ice We can pop bombs all night Baby baby you can have whatever you like, I said you can have whatever you like, yeah, baby I can treat you so special so nice, yeah, so legit for you tonight, baby you can go wherever you like, I said you can go wherever you like Shawty, you the hottest, learn the way you drop it Brain so good, good as before you went to college

100K deposits, vacations in the tropics Everybody know it, I ain't tricking if you got it But he never ever gotta go on your wallet Long as I got rubber band banks in my pocket Five, six rides with rims and a body kit You ain't gotta downgrade, you can get what I get My chick can have what she want And go let it stomp her in the back she want

I know you ain't never had a man like that To buy you anything you heart desire like that Yeah, I want your body, need your body Long as you got me, you won't need nobody You want it, I got it, go get it, I'll buy it Tell them all the broke joke will be quiet Stacks on deck, drone on ice We can pop bombers all night

Baby, you can have whatever you like I said you can have whatever you like. I said you can have whatever you like. Yeah, baby, I can treat you so special, so nice. Yeah, so I'm jumping you tonight. Baby, you can go wherever you like. I said you can go wherever you like. Yeah, I'm talking big boy rides and big boy ice. Let me put this big boy in your life.

Girl, you smell so fresh and look so nice. Let me put this big boy in your life. That's right. I want your body. Need your body. As long as you got it, you won't need nobody. You want it, I got it. Go get it, I buy it.

Tell the mother broke joke, joke or be quiet. Stacks on deck, your throne on ice. We can pop bombers all night. Baby, you can have whatever you like. I said you can have whatever you like. Baby, I can treat you so special, so nice. So I'm jumping you tonight. Baby, you can go wherever you like. baby, you can go wherever you like.

I said you can go wherever you like. Is it in Bree and Clint? Yeah. That's good. That is the King of the South and T.I. I almost said T. Wayne. And whatever you like. The winner of Birthday Banger today.

That should bring you things. He says you can have whatever you like. Yeah. Like, is it in, you know, is it anything or is it? It depends what context you're talking about. Are you talking about like intimate things? Is it within reason? Or are you talking like garlic bread?

I'm saying is it whatever I want or is it within reason? Well, TI is the one offering it up, so I'm going to put it out there. You only get one chance, right? You can only ask. Yeah, if you were at a sugar daddy and he said to you, Brie, today is special, I'm taking you shopping. You can have whatever you like and he hands you a platinum credit card.

What's the first place you're going with that? Ooh, a sponge bath. Alright. You're a cheap date. ZM Spree and Clint. The podcast. How good was show and tell when you were a kid? It was fun. It was fun. We got to bring

something from home and show off. Well, it was fun if you had cool stuff. Yeah, true. If you didn't have anything cool, it was... It was fun for two groups of kids. The rich kids. The rich kids and the kids who are a bit weird and they go, here's a rock.

Here's my dad's kidney that got taken out a few years ago. Here's a knife. Okay, Jimmy. All right, show and tell's over. Well, there's a really funny story that's doing the rounds on the internet at the moment and it's about a dad who was looking after his young son who was about five or six and his wife was out of town um so he was doing a great job looking after his son and his son started playing with this particular toy and he showed his dad and he was like look at this toy and they were playing with this toy all weekend.

Anyway, you know, it was used in Paw Patrol imaginations. It was used to be the treasure chest for certain expeditions. It was used for everything, this particular toy. Anyway, fast forward to Monday where the son asked the dad, you know, it's show and tell today. I want to take this particular toy. And the dad kind of looked at him and went, that's fine. Not a big deal.

Take it along to show and tell. You're good to go. Anyway, so he takes this toy along to show and tell and the dad gets a call from the teacher. Can you come in this afternoon? I need to talk to you about something. About the toy. Anyway, so he rolls in and the teacher says to him,

we need to talk about your son's show and tell. Yeah. And the guy's like, oh, yeah, what seems to be the problem? And the teacher proceeded to tell him the hard truth that it wasn't a toy, it was a menstrual cup. I was so worried you were going to say that it was a No A vi

No Not that It was a moon cup A silicon moon cup Well boys can be into those too It's 2019 Very true Does make a very good treasure chest

Mum picked a good week of the month to go away as well, I guess. Yeah. I'm about to use a word which may trigger some people, okay? I know it gets people worked up when I say this sort of thing, but just everyone, I need everybody to remain calm, okay? We're going to talk about vegans. Calm down. Calm down, all right? Vegans walk among us. I think you should be telling that to the vegans. They are, for all intents and purposes, regular people.

Okay, they are regular people. Last week you might have seen a vegan protest that took over a Countdown supermarket inside Auckland's St Luke's Mall. Remember the video? Yeah, must have seen it. They stood in front of the meat area? Meat? Meat section. Meat section. With signs saying meat is murder, which is fine.

It's weird. They were also at Family Bar on K Road in the meat section doing the same process. Really? That meat, arguably more sustainable, right? Yeah, I think so. You can use it more than once. They got escorted out of the building.

They said it was a peaceful protest. But they were standing between people who wanted to buy sausages. And filming people. And filming people as well. I did not know that bit, but yeah, they were filming people. Because there's a part in the video where they're like, can you stop filming me? I'm just doing my groceries.

I don't want to be filmed. Okay. The latest vegan news concerns music producer Moby, who has been a devout vegan for, I think, basically his whole life, about 35 years, I think. He's got a new vegan tattoo. Have you seen Moby's vegan tattoo? No.

Haven't seen Moby for a while vegan tattoo. Have you seen Moby's vegan tattoo? No. So he's used... I haven't seen Moby for a while, actually. He's used a large space on his neck to get the tattoo, vegan for life. God, it's in big, bold, black writing. Mm-hmm. A neck tattoo. It's his whole neck as well.

It says vegan. It says whole neck. It says vegan for life. It's a very bold statement. It is a bold statement. On his neck. Mm-hmm. You and I were talking about this, and I don't know.

Like, I'm all for different lifestyles. In fact, I myself am pescatarian. I don't eat meat. I do eat fish, though. But I just think whoever— I was vegan for a year and a half. You were vegan for a bit. I just think whoever is—

Who's running that show that says, you know what's going to get people on board? Where we just get in their faces and we yell at them and we tell them that meat is murder and we force them to do what we tell them. Who's the marketing manager for veganism who's going this is how we're going to... You know what?

We want people to come over to this. This is how we're going to do it. And I said to you it wouldn't matter what they were trying to get across or promote. If you do it in that way, people aren't going to like it. No one's going to. If you're down at the supermarket and you're looking to get your lamb chops for dinner and someone starts screaming at you, calling you a murderer.

You're going to go, maybe I should think about veganism. You know what? You've actually got a really good point. I am aism. You know what? You've actually got a really good point. I am a murderer. You know what? You've actually converted me. No, off to the tofu section for me. I just don't agree.

Like, anyone should be able to live their life the way they want to live it if they're not hurting anyone. But I just don't agree with anyone forcing any of their beliefs onto other people in a way that they do. Like, I just don't agree with that. Yeah. It doesn't matter what it is. Yeah.

You should just never force it upon someone else. God, how grateful are you that during that year of veganism you didn't go through with your vegan for life tattoo? ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. What is the Viagra of vegetables? What is the vegetable that is going to turbocharge your bedroom experience? Don't they say oysters are an aphrodisiac? Yes, they do say

that about oysters. Do they say that about any other food? I don't know. Up until now, I'm not 100% sure. Randy. The latest people to claim the superpowers of their particular food are the New Zealand asparagus growers industry, who have said that the long, stiff root vegetable has some amazing side effects in the bedroom.

Well, I mean, I read this and asparagus is coming back into season. Yes. And obviously the farmers want us to buy asparagus. Yes, they definitely do. So, I mean, good promotion for asparagus. Right, even if it is just a rumour. Well, I've just googled what foods get you randy. Yes.

And asparagus is on the list. Asparagus is on the list. Well, it says, yeah, that it's an aphrodisiac alongside oysters. Yes. Avocado. Avocado? Avrodisiac alongside oysters. Yes. Avocado. Avocado? Avocado's on the list. Yeah.

Matcha powder. Okay. Which, I mean, that's. Yeah. And ginger. Okay. So a bit of ginger crunch. Yeah.

A matcha latte and an asparagus roll and time for a bit of How's Your Father. Pull the curtains. Put a bit of avocado on there. Put a sock on the door and we are all go. This is what the avocado growers, no, avocado growers, the asparagus growers of New Zealand have said. Yeah. They've said, cultivated by early civilizations, asparagus was a favorite of Julius Caesar,

among many others, famed not only for its flavor, but also its rumored health benefits, particularly as an aphrodisiac. Now, we know Julius Caesar was a randy man. Was it all down to asparagus? Hard to tell. Hard to tell, really. Well, you know the saying. What's that?

Because they say, you know, an apple a day... Keeps the doctor away. And you know what they say the saying is for asparagus? What's that? A bunch of asparagus a day doesn't keep the boner at bay. Only if you take it out of the pot before it goes floppy, though. Exactly. You've got to consume your avocado firm.

Firm. It needs to be firm. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. The pocket rocket. The last girl standing. It's Athena Angelou. Yeah, how about that? She gets so epic.

Last night, Athena was the last person to be kicked off Celebrity Treasure Island before the finals. Got it! As bro. Doesn't matter though, you did an incredible job while you were there and you got a hell of a long way as well. You're the fourth person. All the people that people that you beat did you have fun did you

enjoy celebrity treasure island oh shit yeah i loved it who was your least favorite person on the island oh eric murray you can stick it what about him got you going just oh my gosh bro over the top like He's very competitive Yeah, competitive I get competitive Because I get competitive But I'm not a sore loser But he's Olympian competitive

Yeah, and he You're Olympian But he can't roll down boat That's for sure She shots fire for real Have we got any buttons for that? Who do you want to win? I want Shane to win You want Shane to win? I want Shane to win.

You want Shane to win? I want Tim Markle to win. It was either, well, the thing with Gary, like, of course I want Gary to win, but... He's not going to. Were you aware of a member

of Celebrity Treasure Island wetting their pants whilst on the island? Don't bring that up. Did you do it? Did you wet your pants on the island? You know when I up. Did you do it? Did you wet your pants on the island? You know when I came to bring you guys the clues that Shannon had? Yeah.

And you know when I sat in your guys' camp? Just before they called action, I wet myself a little bit. Why? I didn't mean to! Why? And last night. I never asked. Why?

Yeah. Why does anyone ever wet themselves? It's an accident. Some people do it for fun. No, I never asked. Why? Yeah. Why does anyone ever wet themselves? It's an accident. Some people do it for fun. No, I definitely do not end. I thought, I was like, oh, it's fine. And then I checked after I talked to you guys and it was visible. They're like light-colored pants.

You were wearing the light-colored pants. Yes. Anyway, last night they cut me from the boobs up. They cropped her. So my bottom half wasn't in the shot. Wait, so you're telling me you could actually see it in the shot as well? Yeah, you probably can. I just wanted to know if anyone else on the island was aware of it.

But it sounds like you got away with it. Can you stop telling people? Well, I have gotten away with it now. Okay, well, you're gone now, so you can kick back and watch the final like the rest of us. Make a prediction. It is tonight at 7.30 on TVNZ2, the finale of Celebrity Treasure Island.

This is it. Who will find the treasure? Who's going to win? Shane, the Mountain Warrior, Cameron. Put your bets down now, New Zealand. Because we're going to be in the show. ZM's Free and Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles.

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