ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 24th 2020
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Welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast.
What are you doing over there?
Sorry everyone, I was just, well Bree does a
She was doing that and I was trying to do it and I failed.
So sorry podcast fan for ruining the start of the intro.
Yeah, well we'll forgive you.
I hope Clint doesn't listen to this.
Oh yeah, Clint's not here today.
They haven't listened to the podcast yet, so they don't know.
So he's not here.
It's me, Producer Ben.
Producer Anastasia, does anyone have anything they want to talk about?
Nah.
Well, we've got room.
Yeah, we've got a lot of room.
If you want to talk about something.
This is weird.
Clint's always good at bringing up podcast ideas.
Nah.
No, he just looks at the podcast group.
I can do that.
Yeah, well.
Hold on. Let me find something. Let's find something. I can do that. Hold on.
Let me find something.
I've got a new computer, so I'm not logged into my Facebook.
I was going to say, how are you not logged into your Facebook?
I hate that.
I'll see if I am.
Oh, yeah, I am.
Does that mean they logged me in?
That's a massive invasion of my privacy.
Yeah, that's weird.
How would they have done that?
They normally carry over all your user data and stuff so it's
the same computer it's just yeah right you all right someone what's the latest stuff people are
talking about in here oh someone posted that they had their wife's uh name tattooed on them
laura's and then he was like 11 years strong and eventually if she leaves me, I'm going to add dickhead underneath.
Oh, well.
It's a big tattoo anyway, is it?
It's quite a big tattoo, yeah.
Yeah.
Pretty massive.
Does that mean he's naming the arm Laura's arm?
Like it's Laura's?
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
Would you guys ever get a tattoo with a partner?
With a partner or of a partner
Well you don't have any tattoos
Do you Anastasia
If I got one it'd be like a piss take
How much money would it take
For me to pay you
To get a tattoo
Of my choice
It'd have to be something that's stupid
And a good yarn and hidden by
Everything except Like it can only be It could even be covered by that's stupid and a good yarn and hidden by everything except
like it can only be
it could even be covered by a bikini
or a bra
okay right
do you wear G-banger
bikinis or not because then we've got
your butt cheeks
I love butt cheek tattoos
I think that's so fun
my sister's got a crown on her left or right butt cheek
because she calls herself Queen B because her name starts as Beatrix.
Right.
Smart.
And she went over to Australia for her 21st birthday to get it done
and my parents gave her $300.
Long wait for a tattoo?
No, she was going to see Kendrick Lamar.
Could have got it done here.
I think there's tattoo artists in New Zealand.
Yes, that is very true.
No, it was part of the trip.
And mum and dad gave her $300 birthday present, like spending money.
And they're really against tattoos.
They wouldn't have known.
It's on her butt cheek.
No, then they found out through her best mate told them drunk.
Oh, no.
And then they were really upset and there wasn't a lot of contact.
An ex of mine had a butt tattoo.
Oh, yeah.
And it was in big, like really fancy writing.
And it said, Holaa muchachos.
See that's funny. That's funny.
I'd always actually kind of rate one of those ones
that's on your arm. Oh not
inside your mouth. It would be
painful but it means
that it would fade seeing it. Have you seen the one that's on
the people are getting the roof of their mouth
tattooed? Oh that is yeah.
Those fade eventually apparently. Yeah they both
would yeah. I've got a mate that's got one on the bottom of his foot, and that's faded.
Oh, yeah, those look bad.
They get so patchy.
But if you were drunk enough, it'd be fine.
You know what you should get?
What?
You should get at the top of where you wear your bikinis,
like on your front, like your underwear line,
just get a guy or a woman, depends what you want,
mowing with a little lawnmower.
I see bald people with that.
But just get it down there. That is hilarious.
It's like the people who get camels
on their toes. I love the camel toe tattoo.
Even though it's so off,
I think it's quite funny.
I'm going to make this got a trampoline
as a tattoo right here.
Where? Like a tramp stamp.
A tramp stamp? It's a little trampoline. That is cool. here where like a tramp stamp a tramp stamp
it's a little trampoline oh that's that is cool it's a little bit more clever
that's quite funny oh that's hilarious i actually think i would get an unironic
tramp stamp just to be funny like an i you mean ironic it would be no it'd be unironic
what's i know what's unironic what does does that mean? Well, it's not ironic.
You're not doing it ironically.
You're actually just...
So, like, what?
What would you get?
Just literally just not ironic.
Trying to be a 2000s check.
Yeah, get a dolphin.
Oh, dolphin.
Dolphin.
Have you seen that meme of that dolphin statue
that everyone had in their rooms?
You know, the little one of all the dolphins?
I had one.
Yeah, I have one too.
Yeah, we all had one.
I didn't have one.
You didn't have one you didn't have
one i don't think i had my cousin my nanny who was my cousin and she had a um a baby g that had
dolphins that would swim cute and she had a tramp swing here's my question to see what generation
we're all from what bedspread did you have as a kid oh shit i've already told you this have you
what do you mean like what do you mean? Like, did you have, like...
Mine was never themed.
Yours wasn't themed?
I don't think so.
Not that I remember.
Oh, you missed out.
I remember a duvet cover with some shells on it.
Oh, those ones.
You missed out.
Yeah.
You missed out bad.
Otherwise, no, I don't have any, like, are you thinking, like, cars or, like...
Yeah, everyone had a themed bedspread.
Mine was literally three years of Hannah Montana.
Then the fourth year, I was grown out of Hannah Montana
and I got a meet Miley Cyrus one.
Yeah.
And the worst part was is that by the third bedspread,
I was like to my parents.
Then I upgraded to Miley Cyrus.
I'd lay on top of her.
The third one I was kind of like, come on, guys.
I really liked the first one.
Can you stop buying them?
Like, I don't like these ones as much.
They weren't as cool designs.
I had, you guys were probably too young for this.
I had the coolest My Little Pony bedspread and I was obsessed with it.
Yeah, those are cool.
And then as I got older, I became a bit more of a tomboy
and I was like, I really want a biker mice bedspread.
A what?
A biker mice.
Is that a TV show or a game?
You guys have never heard of biker mice?
I think I have.
It's a cartoon.
Yeah, a cartoon.
And they're like mutant mice that ride harleys.
Yeah, I think you've brought that up before.
Yeah, it's awesome.
Yeah.
That show or Street Sharks, which has a very similar storyline.
It's sharks that are mutated, so they're half people, half sharks.
I had to load the audio of the theme to Bikermice.
Are these only Australian shows?
Did they not?
No, they're American.
They're both big, but I think just a bit too old.
They'll just be well before my time.
Yeah.
Oh, sorry.
Well before your time, Anastasia.
Sorry.
Did you ever get Captain Planet?
Did you like that show Ben?
Yeah yeah Well I wouldn't watch a lot of TV
You know that
But I knew what Captain Planet was
Were you outside tramping from age six?
Yep
So it would have been right up your alley
Captain Planet
He's a hero
Gonna take pollution down to zero
It's a good song
It is a great song
It's catchy
It was well before it's time
Yeah what
Wasn't it
Was it
Like yeah it was like
Environment and like
Save the world
Oh that's cool
Yeah do we have the thing
For Captain Planet
We can go into the podcast
Off the back of the theme
I can't search while I'm recording
Oh I can do it off my laptop
Oh yeah that audio
Always sounds great
Hey
Hey what the
Doesn't sound too bad.
What do you mean?
That's a long podcast and a show.
Captain Planet.
Well, there's three voices today.
Here we go.
Look, guys.
Oh, I found it and everything.
It's in the system.
I just can't be bothered.
Here we go.
Oh, whoa.
I'm just going to turn that down in case it comes in hot.
Here we go.
I hope there's an ad at the start.
Wind!
Water!
Heart!
Go, planet!
By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet.
Captain Planet, he's our hero.
Gonna take pollution down.
Yeah, very good.
Anyway, we'll give you a bit more of this and enjoy the podcast, everyone.
Enjoy.
No dolphins today.
What?
It's Captain Planet.
Even better.
Captain Planet, he's our hero.
Gonna take pollution down to zero.
Hey, Google, what's the time?
It's 3pm, give or take a minute.
Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio.
Playing ZM on iHeartRadio.
Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on?
Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Yes, hello, New Zealand.
Good afternoon.
It is Bree.
No Clint this afternoon.
Oh, damn it.
Are we doing that?
You can't pass for Clint.
No, no.
Your voice is a lot deeper.
Oh, thank you.
And more masculine.
That is producer Ben, producer Anastasia,
giving me a hand this afternoon.
He will be back tomorrow.
I believe he had a really bad ingrown hair.
That's why he's away. That's not the word on the street. That adds up. In his armpit a really bad ingrown hair. That's why he's away.
That's not the word on the street.
In his armpit. He likes to wax his armpits.
I heard it was somewhere else.
Anastasia with the savage burn. No, he's
fine. He'll be back tomorrow
for a Friday. This is cool
though for a Thursday. If you text
Pizza Hut to 9696
right now, Pizza Hut is going to
be delivering triple value
deals to your door tomorrow
night for a Friday, which there's no better
night for pizza than a Friday
night. Feed the family. I love pizza
on a Friday night. So those include
three large classic pizzas
plus two sides and all you have to do is
text Pizza Hut to 9696 right now.
Pretty simple.
On the show today, we've got heaps of stuff to give away today, guys,
which is exciting.
Of course, Fletcher and Megan's 50K Fact of the Day just after 4 o'clock.
One more day of it.
One more day until the final.
So if you haven't signed up to be in the finale,
then I'd be doing that right now at ZM Online.
Also $300 worth of mobile fuel up for grabs with What's The Plot,
our movie guessing game, just before 5 o'clock
if you want to hang around for that.
But right now we're giving away a pair of JVC Bluetooth speakers, actually.
So if you want to play the One Second Song Challenge,
call now 0800-DIAL-ZM.
I'm just a loser. Bree and Clint. So if you want to play the One Second Song Challenge, call now. 0800-DIALS-NM.
That's right.
This week we've teamed up with The Warehouse,
who've given us a heap of JVC products to give away, which is awesome.
For the whole week with the One Second Song Challenge, today you're going to be fighting it out for a JVC Bluetooth speaker, Casey. Hi, Casey.
Hello.
Have you heard this game before?
No, I haven't.
Okay, that's okay. I'll explain both of you the rules. You'll be going against Gina. Hi,
Gina.
Hello, how are you?
Good, thank you, mate.
Have you heard the game before?
I certainly have, and I wish I'd rung yesterday
because I would have rung yesterday.
Well, we're glad you're here today, Gina.
Guys.
I'll do my best for today.
Perfect, mate.
The aim of the game is I'm going to play you the start of a song.
All you guys need to do is buzz in with your name
as soon as you know the title of the song and the artist.
We need both, okay?
Okay, cool.
All right, first person to get three songs correct will be taking home
the JVC Bluetooth speaker.
Are you ready?
Yep, I'm ready.
All right, guys, here comes your first song.
I've never seen a diamond in my life.
Casey.
Casey's in.
Lord Royal. You my life. Casey. Casey's in. Lord Royal.
You got it.
Nice.
Pretty hard to miss that one.
She is the Queen of New Zealand, in my opinion.
So we've got one to Casey.
Nice work.
Here comes song number two.
Casey.
Casey's in again.
She's so good.
Lady Gaga.
Yes.
Poker Face.
You got it just.
It is Lady Gaga, Poker Face.
Two to Casey.
Gina, not on the board yet.
You need this one to stay in the game, okay?
Casey's on fire.
She is on fire.
Very hard to beat.
All right, guys. here comes song number three.
Casey!
Casey, for the win.
TLC, scrum!
You've taken it out this afternoon, Casey.
Too good.
Well done, Casey.
Well done, Casey.
Oh, Gina, you've been such a good sport.
Thanks for calling, mate.
We're all good, no worries.
Have a good day.
Casey, you've picked up that JVC Bluetooth speaker.
All thanks to the warehouse.
Nice work.
Awesome.
Thank you guys so much.
No worries at all.
Thanks to JVC.
Available now at the warehouse in-store and online.
Bree and Clint.
And I just asked you to text through on 9696
because I read this really interesting article
that was talking about the next place in New Zealand to be the next Queenstown.
The hotspot.
The hotspot, the booming, you know, trendy area
where everyone's moving to or buying a holiday home.
And I was like, oh, well, I can think of a few great places
in New Zealand where it could be.
Yeah.
And on the text machine, some really good answers.
Someone said, a lot of people saying Wanaka, which I mean, Wanaka is amazing.
But it's in the same category as Queenstown for me.
And it's close to Queenstown.
I feel like it has already been the next Queenstown because it's already kind of boomed and it's
just beautiful there.
I mean, you know, Shania Twain owned a house there.
That's how good it is.
A lot of people on the text machine saying Todonga.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Love the Mount.
The Mount.
And Todonga.
Love everywhere around there.
Beautiful.
It's not there.
Okay, it's not there.
It's not that.
Do you guys want to have a guess?
Christchurch?
How good's Christchurch?
Yeah, so that's obviously, that's it.
Christchurch is, no, it's actually not Christchurch.
Okay.
Anastasia, you want to have a guess?
I'm going to go with Blenheim because of their beautiful wineries and scenery.
It does have good stuff there, doesn't it?
It's beautiful, yeah.
I would have even said Nelson.
Yeah.
Nelson is awesome.
Yeah, I love Nelson.
But if we're thinking like a bougie, classy holiday...
Right, right.
Okay, well...
Wait, is it a no or a yes?
It's a no.
So none of us are right, but Well Is it a no or a yes? It's a no So none of us are right
But according to this article
The next place to be the next Queenstown
Here in New Zealand
Is the Naki
Oh, congratulations guys
Taranaki, hey
Taranaki Hardcore?
What's that?
Taranaki Hardcore
Yeah, I know, I actually
That's the clothing, isn't that their slogan?
I hope so
Yeah
They've got like a clothing brand, Taranaki Hardcore Yeah, no, I'm. I actually. That's the clothing. Isn't that their slogan? I hope so. Yeah.
They've got like a clothing brand, Taranaki Hardcore.
No, I'm pretty sure they do.
Yeah.
And of course it's got the mountain there that you can't always see.
But apparently.
Oh, that's right.
The time we went there, it was out and proud.
So we know it exists.
It's definitely there.
I've climbed it.
Of course you have.
You've climbed every mountain, Miley Cyrus.
But it says that apparently because of COVID, you know,
you can't travel overseas as much and obviously everyone travels to Queenstown or Rota Vegas.
But people are saying that they're now exploring different regions
and the Naki is the biggest boom in the last however many months.
What a great choice.
And now people are buying houses there after they go holiday there.
Really?
Yeah.
So apparently in Auckland the median house price is $930,000,
which I think, to be honest, that's a bit low.
Absolute steal.
Whereas in the Naki you can pick up a house, median house value, $440,000.
That's a whole lot of house, isn't it?
Bloody good deal.
And I love the pubs in the Naki because the drinks are flowing,
the music's pumping, and you can, you know, pretty much do anything.
I love the Naki.
It's a good spot.
There you go, the Naki, the next Queenstown in New Zealand.
In your head.
Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.
This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean, I'm not going to say I'm psychic,
but I legit had a dream that Bindi Irwin was showing me
her baby bump two nights ago.
What's the news?
That was a good dream.
I'm not BSing you.
You need some more exciting dreams in your life.
Yeah.
You really do.
Well, look, here you are the Oracle.
Your premonition has come true.
She has revealed today that she's actually having a baby girl.
She's going to be a baby girl, a little crocodile hunter girl.
Cute. Oh, that's adorable.
Thank you.
That's so exciting for them as well because, I mean,
they haven't been married for very long, have they?
They haven't been married for very long.
I think they've been together for a minute. He's like this humble, lovely, just great Aussie guy.
He's not like a famous celebrity or an athlete or anything like that.
He's just like a cool, regular Aussie guy,
and they're going to have the cutest kids ever.
Dean, correct me if I'm wrong.
He's American, isn't he?
Is he American?
I think he is American because I remember thinking it's like the love story
between Steve Irwin and Terry Irwin because she's American and he's Aussie.
And I feel like I remember thinking, oh, Bindi Irwin is the Aussie
and her husband is now the American.
And so it's the same story all over again, Dean.
Yeah, I think so.
But don't quote me on that.
He's a professional
wakeboarder.
Professional wakeboarder.
There you go.
Pregnant with a little
baby girl.
Wait a second.
So did I just say he's an
Aussie who's not an athlete
and he's actually an
American athlete?
Dean, that's why we
crossed live to LA to
get the latest from you.
You're just spot on
every time.
We appreciate it, Dean.
Every day, the latest.
It's thanks to Old El Paso. Launch into
mess-free Mexican with their new
Tortilla Pocket.
But for now, the producers
in giving me a hand.
And I'm a little bit worried about
No, you shouldn't be. You shouldn't be worried.
No, you shouldn't be worried. You trust me.
This involves exercise and Only a little bit though. You shouldn't be worried. No, no, no, you shouldn't be worried. Don't be worried. You trust me. This involves exercise and-
Only a little bit though.
Which you love.
Yeah, you love exercise.
Yeah, you do love this.
I love both.
Yeah.
Watching other people do it.
Yeah.
No.
No.
No.
You're always initiating outdoor hangs on the weekend.
Yeah, no, I'm a real outdoorsy type of person.
Outdoors with break.
Yeah, of course you are.
Yeah.
No, that is you.
Like when I picture producer Ben, I picture you out in the wilderness-
He's got a tattoo.
A nature tattoo.
Wearing Mac Pack, just climbing the mountains.
Oh, that is.
Throwing water all over your body and then glistening in the sun.
I am here.
That's you.
That is me and I'd love to do that.
No, I found something online today that I want to pitch to you
that I think maybe I could get you out to hike.
Oh, here we go.
No, I think I could.
I actually think I could.
How many times have I told you
I don't want to come on one of your little six-day tramps
where you don't shower
and you eat the weird food out of the compact bags?
No, no, no.
This is different.
It's a little bit different.
It's a little bit different.
It's five days.
I saw this article today of someone
reviewing a very popular New Zealand hike,
the Milford Track.
Yes, I have heard of it. Have you heard of the Milford Track? I have. Just out of Queenstown in a place called Te Ana. In Mil Zealand hike, the Milford Track. Yes, I have heard of it.
Have you heard of the Milford Track?
I have.
Just out of Queenstown in a place called Te Ana.
In Milford Sound?
In Milford Sound.
Yeah, yeah.
In the Milford Sound.
It's a beautiful spot.
See, you love it already.
I'm not sold.
This person did the hike four or five days over December
and they said, we loved it.
We got to see what everyone got to see.
It was incredible.
Everyone should go out and do it over summer.
But we did it a little bit differently.
Why?
They didn't do it naked.
No, they didn't do it naked.
This is not me.
I've got an idea.
I'm not going out into the forest and getting naked with you.
The backpack would check you a lot.
Yeah.
So they're doing new-
That'd be the least of my worries.
They're doing new guided walks.
Guided walks?
Guided walks.
So a little bit of help
that could maybe encourage people
like yourself
that didn't want to go out
and do all the hard, hard work.
So would these people carry my bags?
Tip.
They would?
Yes, they would.
That's one thing.
Would I get to ride them?
I'm picturing like Greece.
I get to ride them.
You're not riding on anything.
No riding.
Do you want to know what you get?
Camel?
No camels.
Do you want to know what you get? Yeah.? No camels. Do you want to know what you get?
Yeah.
So first of all, you get free transport everywhere.
So you don't need to, you can fly into Queenstown
and they'll pick you up and they'll take you to the Milford Sound.
Okay, great.
Four nights accommodation and private lodges.
Okay.
All meals and snacks included.
Is showers included in this?
Well, yes, but I'm getting to it, okay?
They're private lodges.
So you get a backpack and all your gear is done for you.
It's all done.
Food, done.
Do you want to know what's in the lodges?
Is it Heath Ledger?
No, very close.
No, you get fully comfortable beds, showers, hot.
Okay.
Shampoo, conditioners, hair dryers, flushable toilets, electricity.
I love that. This is not tramping. conditioners, hair dryers, flushable toilets, electricity.
I love that.
Flushable toilets. This is not tramping.
Hot showers and electricity.
They do all your washing and drying for you.
Oh, that's good.
It's better than a five-star hotel.
And every night you get wine, beer, soft drinks,
and a three-course dinner.
And a foot massage.
Yeah, maybe.
Possibly.
At this rate, you possibly could.
This sounds bougie.
A little bit bougie.
Would you do it?
How much is it?
Do you want to know the price or how long the hike is in case?
I think the how long is going to decide my decision.
Okay.
The hike is only 60 kilometres.
Get stuffed.
Bree and Clint.
I mean, what's love got to do with it?
Tina Turner and Kygo, the remix on ZN with Brie and Clint.
Clint away today, back tomorrow.
We're still on the hunt for someone who has recently done their groceries.
They might be going to the supermarket to get them,
or they might already have a big carload of groceries.
Just about to launch into unpacking.
We want to do a live version where we pretty much cross to you to do a grocery one-trip
hero.
As you're carrying 10 to 15 bags.
10 to 15 bags we're looking for.
And if you can do it, if you can pull it off, we will hook you up with some mobile fuel
this afternoon.
So call us now, 0800-DIALS-ZM.
We're still on the hunt.
I found something interesting today that was like, okay, that's exactly what happened to me this afternoon. So call us now, 0800 dials at M, we're still on the hunt. I found something interesting today that was like, okay, that's exactly what happened to
me this morning. Online.
I don't want to ask.
No, no, it's okay. Online I saw there's an article from the Real Estate Institute of
New Zealand saying they've announced and launched some new guidelines for first time
renters. And one of those guidelines is around cleaning, how you leave a property, how the property should look.
This gives me so much anxiety.
Yeah, it's really simple.
It's just like an outline of being like,
this is how it should be, this is how it shouldn't be.
It is not simple when you're cleaning a property to leave.
Like, to be honest, my best advice for anyone renting,
and I've done it a million times, hire a bond cleaner.
Yeah, 100%.
I know it's expensive, but trust me, it'll save you so much stress and probably money
because if you clean it, you'll have to redo it.
Yeah, and then it just looks good and you're like, this is exactly how it was when we moved in.
We're done.
Anyway, they released that today and I was like, that's crazy.
This morning, so in our flat at the moment, we're about to move, my girlfriend and I, Brett.
We have a cleaner that comes every two weeks.
Do you have a cleaner?
God, you're bougie.
I don't think it's bougie.
No, it's smart.
I didn't realise you were in the Clint category.
We're not doing this.
Like he's got an Audi, you've got a cleaner that comes once a fortnight.
Yeah, right, yeah.
Fancy.
Okay, yeah, cool, cool, cool.
I'm jealous.
Anyway, and our flatmate texted and said,
hey guys, just a reminder,
the cleaner's coming tomorrow at nine.
Yes.
And I was like, Brit leaves early.
And I said, I'll do some pre-cleaning
just so the room looks nice.
It's nice and clean before she comes.
That makes sense to me.
You always do a pre-clean.
Yeah.
So then the cleaner can come in
and do like the real nitty gritty stuff.
The bathroom.
The toilet.
The shower.
Yeah, the toilet, of course, yeah.
Yeah.
Brit said, why are you pre-cleaning?
That's their job to clean.
And she said, I can put my clothes in a corner.
I can do all the big stuff.
You don't need to be pre-cleaning, Ben.
I was like, I think it's nice to pre-clean.
I think I've noticed about you and your girlfriend, Britt,
because you and me and my girlfriend, we all hang out quite a lot.
And I've noticed that in your relationship you're the super
clean one i love you love you love to be clean yeah brit not so much she's a little bit messier
probably more like me not bad but just not as more casual yeah more casual about it yeah but i think
i'm with you on this i think it's totally fine to do a bit of a clean up before the cleaner comes
because then you get the full you know benefit of a cleaner because's totally fine to do a bit of a clean up before the cleaner comes because then you get the full
benefit of a cleaner
because you ask her to do all the stuff that you can't
really do. There's also part of me that
thinks, I don't want the cleaner to see my
room this dirty. Your undies. No, no, no, no, no.
Do you put away your dirty undies? No, I
do not.
I leave them out there on the bed.
I put them under the pillow. Just for you.
No, I'm just like, I'll do not like a heavy dusting,
but I don't want it to look horrible.
So when the cleaner comes, they're like,
this person is making a bomb site of their room.
Wait, so you care about the cleaner's opinion of you?
I just like a really, yeah, a little bit.
So you care what the cleaner thinks of your tidiness?
Yeah.
That's interesting.
Anyway, I do.
They would see the worst.
Oh, yeah.
Well, that's what I'm worried about.
I pre-clean before a cleaner comes.
No, I'm with you.
I think that's pretty, like, normal.
And I think it's okay in a room and in a hotel or Airbnbs or when you're renting out.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I think it's okay on both of them.
In a hotel, if I'm staying at a hotel.
Do a little bit of clean up before I leave.
Don't you dare tell me you make the bed.
I don't think, yeah, probably, yeah.
Do you?
I don't like tuck it in, but I'm like, yeah, it's all over there now.
It's looking nice, the pillows.
Because then they'll come in and they'll be like, look at what he's done.
He's so nice.
No.
In a hotel, that's where I draw the line.
Right, okay.
I'm not making no beds.
What about if you're going to like an Airbnb or you've rented out somewhere for the weekend?
Oh, then I'll leave it tidy.
Even if you've paid for someone to clean it?
Yeah, I'll leave it tidy.
I'll take out the rubbish and put the dishwasher on and stuff.
Like, you know, all the standard.
But not in a hotel room.
I ain't making my bed.
Okay, so there's a line there.
There's a line.
I'm drawing the line.
Okay.
I want to ask people though this afternoon
because you and I are pretty like, you know, unanimous on this.
Yeah, we are.
I think it's fine.
And I think a lot of people clean before the cleaner.
Yeah.
Let's do a poll.
0800 dial ZM if you've got a cleaner or you've had a cleaner in the past.
And we're going to ask you one simple question
and we'll get to the bottom of it.
Right now, Savage Love, Josh.
685 on ZM.
Josh.
Josh.
But we're just discussing whether or not it's appropriate or do you clean before your cleaner turns up?
At my flat, every two weeks we have a cleaner.
It's just part of how it is.
Bougie?
No, it's not bougie at all.
It's just fine and we love it.
What does she do?
What do you give her instructions about where the disaster zones are?
Like can you focus on this area?
No, I don't talk to them.
They're normally there when I'm at work.
Oh, you don't talk to the help?
Okay, no.
It's normally rooms, toilets, showers, upstairs, lounge.
Just give it a nice clean over.
Okay.
Yeah.
But you do a pre-clean before you clean.
I do that.
So this morning I was chatting.
I was like, hey, I'll just do a quick pre-clean before she comes.
This was to your girlfriend, Britt.
So it's nice and nice.
It looks nice.
Now I'm getting a lot of heat.
No, I feel like I'm with you on it.
I feel like doing a pre-clean is totally, you know, normal.
Thank you.
We'll ask you guys on 0800DIALZM.
Antonia, do you do this, a pre-clean before the cleaner?
Yeah, well, Wednesday night, Mum enforces a spring clean
before the cleaner comes on Wednesday morning.
Oh, it's a mad house.
What, so she makes everyone else, like, put their heads together
and do a clean before the cleaner comes?
Yeah, mate, we dust and everything.
It's crazy.
So, wait, what does the cleaner do?
I think it's out of respect because she knows the cleaner.
Yeah, why?
And she doesn't want to be embarrassed by the house?
Is that what you think it is?
Yeah, for sure.
But God, Wednesdays are the bane of my existence.
How many are there of you that are cleaning?
Well, there's four of us, the whole family.
God, well, she should just not have a cleaner.
She's got a whole bunch of you.
Yeah, put it to work.
Oh, my God. I know, it's mad. It's of you. Yeah, put it to work. Oh, my God.
I know.
It's mad.
That's mad.
Antonia, what about you, Lisa?
Are you someone who does a pre-clean before the cleaner comes?
Hell no.
Why would you pay to have a cleaner if you're going to do it your bloody self?
You've got to make it look nice, Lisa.
You don't want it like a bonsai.
I can appreciate your take on this, Lisa.
I really can.
Like, you're paying for something, so why
put in the work before they come over?
Yeah. I mean, I've got a cleaner every week.
She comes on a Friday. She does
the bed, the hard floors,
vacuuming, the bathroom, toilet.
I don't do any of it before she
comes. Do you do any during the week
though at all, Lisa?
I'll do a bit of vacuuming if I have to,
if something's been spilt on the floor or something like that.
Lisa's like, only if there's a disaster.
Yeah, only if there's a disaster.
Other than that, it can wait for the cleaner.
Thanks, Lisa.
Appreciate that.
Oh, we've got a cleaner on the line.
Hello.
Oh, no.
Hi.
Hi there.
You're remaining anonymous. This isn't Producer Ben's cleaner, is it. Hello. Oh, no. Hi. You're not. Hi there. You're remaining
anonymous. This isn't producer Ben's cleaner, is it? It actually better not be. No, it's
not. Okay, good. Because I was about to ask a real lot of deep and personal questions.
So thank goodness they aren't. I want to know from you as a cleaner, what do you think about
this? Do you like when people do a pre-clean? Do you not want them to do it? It is nice when they do a pre-clean, like if they tidy things up,
but if they do like a deep clean before we come, it sucks because we don't know what
to do and we're just cleaning over clean. That's so true. And then you're kind of like,
well, what am I going to do here for the next hour or so? A little bit of balance. Yeah.
Exactly. That's good. And then you can point out, you can be like, I've tidied this,
but I need you to just do the bathroom.
Yeah, right.
Like just go nuts in the bathroom.
Is that what you want?
Yes, exactly that.
Perfect.
I've learned something then this afternoon.
I appreciate you calling through.
I'll take that on board.
My favourite text that's come through on this, Ben,
I need to read it out.
Someone has texted through because we've asked,
do you do a pre-clean before the cleaner comes?
Yeah.
Someone said, I hired a cleaner to give my house a clean
before my usual cleaner turned up.
Oh, well, that's too far.
Now that's genius.
And I know, Producer Anastasia, you were the only single one on the show.
So you're always keen when I bring these new dating app stories to the show.
No, it's okay, mate.
I'm just doing it for you.
This is a lie.
Just one girl, you know, being a good wing woman for a mate.
It's fine.
But I feel like this is going to be a good dating app.
Because the last one I brought to the table was where you had to voice message each other,
which I thought was quite a good idea.
I don't like my voice.
I love your voice.
No, I reckon I sound a bit manly.
No, you have a lovely, husky, unique voice.
I feel like a man wants me to be like, hey, how's it going?
No, that's BS.
Men love a husky voice and you've got a lovely one.
Anyway, this app isn't about voice messaging.
So you can pretty much put that to the wind.
This is about pretty much they reckon this app is going
to make it impossible or a lot harder for people to be ghosted
or to ghost someone because they're making people take responsibility
with this app.
Okay.
Which I mean super common these days for people to ghost someone, right?
Yeah.
And if you haven't heard of ghosting,
it's where pretty much you just stop talking to someone.
Don't reply.
No explanation.
No explanation.
So this app, what's the name of it?
I don't even know what the name of it is.
Ghosting.
Ghosting 101.
No, it's called Elate.
It's a new dating app called Elate.
And essentially the biggest problem I found on dating apps
was that you could talk to a million people, you know, if you wanted to.
You could have like, you know, 15 conversations going at once
if you wanted to.
Yeah.
I mean, I didn't do that.
You're totally speaking from experience.
I would just, you know, concentrate on one person.
Good on you.
I'm just struggling to get matches at the moment, bro.
You're just out here bragging about all these matches you get.
I've been on your Tinder and I got plenty of matches.
I don't have it.
I don't know what you're talking about.
This app could really help the fact that it only lets you have
conversations going with three people at one time.
Oh, yeah?
So you can only have three conversations on the app at once.
Yeah, but they haven't missed your time.
Yeah, so if you say you're talking to three people
and then you're like, oh, that person,
I've kind of realised I'm not super keen on.
It's just fading out.
It's fading out and you want to pretty much start looking
for someone else on the app to talk to,
one of your top three, so to speak,
you have to pretty much close the conversation with that person first.
Do you have to tell them?
Yes.
No, you don't.
Do you?
No.
Well, I don't know exactly how you do it,
but it pretty much alerts the person that the conversation has stopped.
So it's not just nothing.
Right.
So, you know, when you ghost it, it's just nothing.
You don't hear back.
Just seen.
Yeah.
It's just, you know,atched. It's just cowardly.
Whereas this sends a notification to the person
that the other person has stopped the conversation.
Greg has stopped the conversation and unmatched you.
Pretty much.
That's horrible.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, it's horrible.
That's the point though.
But it's also honest, which I think is a good thing these days
because I think I'd rather someone be honest
than me just be left wondering.
Hey, mate, not feeling it.
You're not on my top three.
There'll be more like-minded people on there who are keen
to not just have a wee chat and then ghost you.
Well, you'd hope so.
People that are going to be on the same page.
You would hope so.
And I think it'd be quite a nice thing where you could actually learn
quite a lot about yourself because I'd like to think if people know that they have
to press something that notifies someone that they'll be like,
hey, it's been lovely getting to know you.
I don't think this is for me.
Like they'd actually say that, you know.
And it's also quite interesting.
So this is a new dating app called Elate that we're talking about.
It also has a feature where it gives the user's feedback
every time a chat ends.
On what?
So you get marked like a test.
So pretty much gives you tips on what you could do better
or what you didn't do very well.
Finally, I'm going to have better grades in high school.
I can be like, Mum, you'll never believe how well I'm doing on my tinder test.
You're like, I've got so many Ds.
Fact.
Bree and Clint.
I didn't know this fact for a very long time
and only found out a couple of years ago,
which is hard to believe, producers,
because we are the leading show for maritime and aviation-based news.
And I think a lot of people do know this,
but do you guys know that if you're born on a plane,
you get free flights for life from that airline?
That's quite cool.
I didn't know that.
All airlines?
Did you not know that?
I don't think I knew that.
I feel like there'd be some stingy airlines.
Well, this is the thing,
because there's a story that's come up in the last couple of days,
and it's about a baby who was born on a passenger plane for Egypt Air.
Oh, yeah.
Anyway, so the baby was given free flights to celebrate its safe delivery
and is a part of a rare club of under 100 people to be born on a plane.
That's the part that shocked me.
Surely there's more people that are born on a plane.
Yeah.
9696, right now. Were you born on a plane? Were are born on a plane. Yeah. 9696, right now.
Were you born on a plane?
Were you born on a plane?
Oh, I'd love to talk to someone.
It's a massive needle in a haystack.
But yeah, were you born on a plane?
We might blow that number wide open.
It's all a hoax.
Imagine getting the free flights for life
and then not much flying going on at the moment.
Well, yeah.
But I mean, it's life.
Eventually, hopefully, it comes back if COVID can, you know, go away.
Totally.
But this story is quite interesting because there's a little bit of a catch
to the free flights for life.
So apparently they were stoked.
Like the parents were like, amazing.
Like, you know, what a story.
We're happy enough anyway, but fantastic.
Great.
But apparently it's only certain flights.
So the airline was like suggesting it's free flights for life,
specifically only to Munich.
Oh, what?
Oh, yeah.
I love Munich.
So they're like, you can fly to Munich for free.
Is that because that's where she was born on that flight?
I think so.
Yeah, right.
I thought you were going to say between a certain time,
like only after 7pm at night and before 5.
Can you imagine there's all these catches?
They're like, you have to pay for your own luggage,
you don't get any food,
and you also have to sit in the row next to the toilet.
Brie and Clint.
Once upon a time, there was a girl.
She was smart. Debatatable, talented, athletic.
Not really.
Picking a movie based on just the plot line?
That she can do.
Brie and Clint's What The Plot.
It is our movie guessing game where usually Clint reads out the plots,
but producer Ben will be finally stepping in.
Let everyone know I write these plots every week.
You do.
You do all the background work.
Finally I get to do the front end of it.
You get to have a bit of the limelight.
It's the first person who guesses what movie it is based on the plot line,
and we're playing for $300 worth of mobile fuel this afternoon.
And Nicole, you're the one I'm taking on.
Yep.
I can't believe I got through.
I never get through.
Do you like to play in the car week to week, Nicole?
What was that?
Sorry?
Do you usually play in the car?
Oh, yeah, totally.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I switch it between radio stations, unfortunately, because I can never get through. Well, this, totally. Yeah. Yeah, I switched it between radio stations, unfortunately,
because I could never get through.
Well, this is awkward.
I want to take you down even more now, Nicole.
Yeah, good one, Nicole.
Now she's got the fuel. You know what?
I'm seeing red now, Nicole.
No, I'm just kidding.
All right, Nicole.
The rules, Ben?
Really simple.
I'm going to start reading a plot line from a movie,
and then you each have to buzz in with your name
when you think you know what it is.
If you don't know what it is,
the other person will get a free guess.
And this week's theme,
every movie here is rated 8.5 out of 10 or higher.
Okay.
These are big movies.
These are big, good movies.
Gotcha, all right.
Okay, you ready, Nicole?
Yeah, let's go.
All right, here we go.
Movie number one.
The future of civilization rests in the fate of an object,
which has been lost.
Powerful forces are in search for it,
but fate has placed it in the hands of someone young.
Bree?
Bree?
Yeah.
Lord of the Rings?
Yeah, she's got it.
Yes!
Nicole, did you know it?
I did, and I was like, is it Lord of the Rings?
That's what I thought too, Nicole.
I was like, is it that?
It sounds like it.
8.8 out of 10.
Yeah, it doesn't surprise me.
It's a big film.
Okay.
Film number two.
Here we go.
Dom is a thief with a real...
Nicole!
Jesus.
Nicole's in.
Fast and the Furious.
No, Nicole.
Oh, no.
That's a pretty good guess, though, Nicole.
Oh, because the main character's called Dom?
Yes.
Do you want a free guess?
Yeah.
Free?
No, I don't want a free guess because I don't want to give anything away to Nicole.
Okay, that's right.
Well, I didn't read too much, so I'll start again.
Dom is a thief with a rare ability to steal people's secrets.
His skill has made him a hot commodity in the world,
but it has almost cost him everything he loves.
Dom gets a chance at redemption when he is offered a seemingly impossible task.
He has to plant an idea in someone's mind.
If he succeeds, it will be the perfect crime.
Oh, I know this film.
Oh my gosh, I don't...
But there is a dangerous enemy
that has Dom at his every move.
Oh, I know it. I know it.
I'm going to start
spelling out the title as we always do.
I.
It's the movie I'm thinking of. What's it called?
N.
C.
Inception.
Oh, damn it.
It's the movie
I was thinking of
It's one all
One all
Okay
Your last one
I need to take
This channel changer down
It was
What was it?
It was 8.7 out of 10
That one
Yeah
It's a great film
Okay here you go
Last film
One all
Alright
Here we go
Okay
Slow minded
Our main character
Has never thought of himself as disadvantaged.
A beautiful mind?
No.
Damn it.
Nicole, do you want a free guess?
No.
Okay, cool.
Slow-minded, our main character has never thought of himself as disadvantaged,
but thanks to his supportive mother, he leads anything but a restricted life.
Whether it's dominating in gridiron as a college football star.
No.
Oh, God.
Shoot.
Oh.
Is it?
I don't know.
Is it Rain Man?
Nicole, do you want a free guess?
No, keep going.
Whether it's dominating in gridine as a college football star.
Free.
Forrest Gump.
Damn it.
Yes.
Damn it.
Nicole, now you have to stay on ZM all the time.
I know.
That's what I got.
That's what I got.
There you go.
What's the plot?
Bat next week with $350 worth of mobile fuel.
Seriously.
I thought that'd be easier than that.
I'm not joking.
I need to go wipe my armpits down because I sweat so much.
Yucky.
Yucky.
Clint's away, but he'll be back tomorrow.
The producer's in.
Giving me a hand.
I told you there was an article released,
and it was quite interesting to me because over 3,000 New Zealanders
were asked from January to August what was the
biggest stress in their relationship.
And the statistics are quite interesting because massive percentages of people aged between
18 and 34 all had pretty much the same major relationship stress.
Yes.
Am I allowed to guess what it is? Yeah. Would you guys know what it is? I'd like to take a guess at money. all had pretty much the same major relationship stress. Yes.
Am I allowed to guess what it is?
Yeah.
Would you guys know what it is?
I'd like to take a guess at money.
You're going to say money?
Producer Anastasia, what do you think?
I'm going to say something like washing.
Their biggest stress in their relationship is who's done the washing.
I wouldn't want to be doing all the washing.
God, you are such a gen zitter.
No, you tell us. us well i had a real
problem the other day when i didn't have enough coins to go in the parking meter no the biggest
stress in relationships were people uh between the ages of 18 and 34 um with almost a quarter
of people 24 saying it was due to money yeah Nice. Financial stress was the biggest stress in their relationship
over the last year or so, which doesn't surprise me
because it has been a really tough year for people,
like probably one of the hardest with people losing their jobs
and all the uncertainty.
So I kind of get that.
And it's good to talk about, especially this week,
which is Mental Health Awareness Week,
because we're all going through our own struggles
and relationships can be bloody hard, you know?
Just don't be in one, Brie.
I'm not saying my relationship is hard work.
Yeah, like Anastasia, her hardest thing is washing.
Be like her.
Yeah, exactly.
Because you're not in a relationship.
You don't have any stress.
Exactly.
But I thought, you know, this is quite a full-on topic
and financial stress is the worst.
And I thought we could take a different kind of path this afternoon.
Yeah.
And we could talk about more, you know,
the real tiny things that piss you off in a relationship.
The things, the little stresses,
because that's way more fun to talk about and probably fixable.
Like some people on the text machine.
These are very good.
They've got the right idea.
Like someone texts through and they were like,
my little stress in my relationship is when he leaves the fridge
or cupboard doors open.
It drives me nuts.
That's me.
That's spot on.
Do you do that?
You leave the fridge open.
You know Bryony who works here?
Yeah.
She'll be listening to this going.
That's interesting.
And close it.
Just close it.
That's probably from her.
Yeah.
It is probably Bryony.
A few people texting through and they're saying,
my little stress is that they never put their dirty laundry in the basket.
They always put it next to it.
Put it in the damn basket. always put it next to it.
Put it in the damn basket.
Why is there a basket?
Why is there a basket?
Yeah, look at Benny.
Why is there a basket right there?
Did your girlfriend Brit do that?
Yeah, she puts it in the basket.
No, sorry, she puts it in the basket. I know what your little stress in your relationship is
because I heard it on the weekend.
Ben's stress in his relationship is when his girlfriend uses his towel
and makes it sopping wet
and then Ben has a shower and he's like,
who's used my towel?
I'm like, what? There's two others
in there, both for you and they're colour coded.
She's like, sorry, I need
one for my hair. You sound like my dad, Ben.
Someone else texted her and they said,
the way my fiancé stacks
the dishwasher drives me insane.
People get so crazy about how you should stack a dishwasher, don't they?
Yeah.
Like my partner, crazy.
Like this goes here, this goes there.
Don't put a cup in the top drawer.
Yeah, right.
I'm not as bad with that.
I'm just like if it fits in there and it looks in order, it's probably okay.
It's probably all right.
I just jam it all in.
I'm one of those people that just like I'll put plates on top of plates and just belt.
No, that's not.
I want to know from people this afternoon,
because this is quite fun, making a stressful thing
and laughing at it a little bit.
What is the small stress in your relationship
that really just grinds your gears?
Really gets you going.
You know, just gets you going.
Bree and Clint.
This afternoon, we're going a bit of a lighter route
because there's stats that have come through
about what is the biggest relationship stress
on people aged between 18 and 34.
Now, I know there's probably, you know,
people listening who are like,
oh, what's the biggest stress on people
who are outside of that bracket?
Well, it doesn't have the stats on that, but it says
that it doesn't really affect a lot of people outside
of that bracket as much because they're rich
and they have investment properties.
No, but it just, you know, they're obviously more set up
in their life.
Yeah, right.
But we're asking you this afternoon, obviously financial stress is-
Yeah, that's the number one.
Is real heavy and number one stress. But we're asking you guys afternoon, obviously financial stress is real heavy, number one stress.
But we're asking you guys, what's your little stress that just really ticks you off
that your partner does?
That really gets you going.
Where you're just like, why do you have to do that?
The first person who's called through is you, Jordan.
Hello.
Hiya.
What's your little stress in your relationship where you just think,
God, this pisses me off?
When you have just put the dishwasher on and they come down with all their dirty dishes.
Yep, that'll do it.
Yeah, that would really tick me off.
Does it annoy you, Jordan, if they open the dishwasher when it's on?
Oh, they won't put it in the end.
Who does that?
Oh, they don't even put it in.
Who puts it in?
No.
You get the dishwasher call and then, you know, even put it in. Who puts it in? No.
You do the dishes call and then, you know, you put the
dishwasher on and then they bring it down.
Oh, I forgot. And leave them on the bench.
Yeah, that is very annoying. I'm someone
who opens the dishwasher and I
get wrapped. What, during the cycle?
Oh, mate, I'm a rebel.
Thanks, Jordan.
Alexa, what's the
small relationship stress in your life? Oh, hi, Jordan. Alexa, what's the small relationship stress in your life?
Oh, hi, guys.
My partner gets really frustrated when I fall asleep
after like one or two episodes and he's a king binger.
Oh, see, I can sympathise with your partner on this
because I like to stay up and watch a few episodes
and then if your partner's falling asleep
and then they get annoyed at you if you go ahead and watch more episodes.
I wasn't up to that part of you.
Why do you keep doing it?
Because you fall asleep at 8.30.
Yeah, well.
Is that what happens with you, Alexa?
That is correct.
Exactly.
Listen to Alexa.
She's so over it.
She's like, I'm not even going to go home tonight.
I don't want to talk about it.
She's like, you know what?
It's over.
I'm done.
What about you, Ethan?
What's the small stress in your relationship?
My partner doesn't like mushrooms and I love them.
God, Ethan.
It sounds like you've really got a horrible situation on your hands.
It's not ideal, no.
I love them, but it is one of those things.
It's not a deal breaker, let's say, but it does, you know, roll me up a little bit.
I say kick her to the curb.
She's not the one.
Ethan, how long have you been together with them?
I've been 18 months.
18 months, yeah.
See, I think you know now.
Not the one. Move on and find someone else. No, don't be, yeah. See, I think you know now. Not the one.
Move on and find someone else.
No, don't be, no.
No, they don't like mushrooms.
Oh, no.
It's horrible.
Thanks for calling through, Ethan.
Do you want to read any of the texts?
There's so many good texts.
Which one's your favourite?
What about someone goes,
My small stress in my relationship is that the toothpaste tube
squeezed from the middle and not the bottom.
God damn it.
Isn't it so funny?
I'm just trying to think in my relationship what is my stress.
My partner hates it when she does the washing and she goes,
you always leave your underwear in your jeans.
Oh, you know what annoyed me?
Yeah.
And I can see how it is annoying.
Like, I am an annoying person.
Brie and Clint.
Hey.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Brie and Clint's birthday banger.
All right, let's do it for a Thursday.
We'll take three people's birthdays and we'll figure out
what was number one on their 16th.
Let's kick it off with Mark.
G'day, Mark.
Hi, guys.
How are you going?
I'm good.
I'm good.
I'm having a really good day,
so I thought I'd try my luck on getting in on this.
Oh, amazing, Mark.
Well, good to have you on.
Glad you called.
What's your birthday?
Oh, I'm an old crusty hanging out with a young kid.
So it's the 24th of October, 1970.
We love these ones.
You were 16 in 1986 on the 24th of October.
And, Mark, this is your birthday bag.
It's the final countdown.
Give it up, mumbo.
Oh, a bit of Europe.
That is awesome.
How good is that, Mark?
The final countdown.
Oh, that's going to win, I'm sure.
It's a big song.
It has won before,
I will say that, so there is a good chance,
Mark, I'd stick around.
G'day, Daniel.
Daniel.
Daniel. Yes, sorry,
I'm here. Hi, Dan. What's your birthday?
The 12th of July
1989. Alright, you were 16
in 2005
on the 12th of July
and back in the mid-2000s
this reached the top of the charts.
Ghetto Gospel, Tupac and Elton
John. Dan, you like that one?
My favourite rapper is Tupac
so this is good for me. No way!
I love Tupac. Oh, how good's that, Dan?, so this is good for me. No way! I love Tupac.
Oh, how good's that, Dan?
I love that.
Great to meet you.
Your birthday banger is spot on for you.
Thank you very much.
I love it, Dan.
Stick around.
I think it could get played.
And Hannah, you're the last person to salvo.
Hello.
Hi, how are you?
Good, how are you?
Good.
That's good.
What's your birthday, Hannah?
3rd of May, 1996.
All right, you were 16 in 2012 on the 3rd of May.
And back in 2012, this reached the top of the charts.
Hey, I just met you.
Oh, how good.
And here's my number, so call me maybe.
That's a banger, in my opinion.
Always will be, always was.
So good.
Carly Rae Jepsen, Call Me Maybe.
That was a moment in time, wasn't it?
Like everyone, everywhere you went.
Someone said her concert was incredible.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Interesting.
No, I like that one, Hannah.
I think it's a good one.
Yeah, I love it.
All right, three very different songs this afternoon.
Yeah, they'll be.
Call Me Maybe, the finaldown, Ghetto Gospel.
What are you feeling?
I do love the story behind Daniel's favourite rapper.
Loves Tupac.
Also being his birthday banger that hit a chord with me.
Final Countdown's fantastic.
How long is it?
It is quite a long song.
It's actually not as long as I thought. It's about four minutes. How long's it? It is quite a long song. It's actually not as long as I thought.
It's about four minutes.
How long's Ghetto Gospel?
Three and a half.
Something in my gut says Ghetto Gospel this afternoon.
Okay, well, I'll go with you.
Okay.
Because I love Daniel.
And I think it's going to make his afternoon.
Dan, we're going to play Ghetto Gospel just for you.
Thank you very much.
No worries.
You guys have a good day.
You enjoy it.
This is Birthday Banger on
ZM with Brian Cleary.
...to this young warrior without the sound of guns If I could recollect before my hood days
I'd sit and reminisce, think of the bliss of the good days
I'd stop and stare at the younger, my heart goes to them
They tested with stress that they under
And nowadays things change, everyone's
ashamed of the youth cause the truth
look strange, and for me
it's reversed, we left them a
water's curse, and it hurts
cause any day they'll
push the button, and all come in
like Michael makes a Bobby Hutton, die
for nothing, don't it make you get
teary, the world looks dreary
when you have your eyes seeing clearly
There's no need for you to fear me
If you take your time to hear me
Maybe you can learn to see me
It ain't about black or white
Cause we're human
I always see the light before it's ruined
My ghetto gospel
Those who wish to follow me
Ghetto gospel
I welcome with my hands
As the red sun
Sinks last
Into the hills of gold
At least to this young warrior
Without the sound of guns
Tell me, do you see that old lady?
Ain't it sad?
Living out of bags
Plus it's glad for the little things she has
And over there, there's a lady, crack out of crazy
Guess it's givin' birth to a baby
I don't trip and let it fade me from out of the front
And we jump into another form of slavery
Even now I get discouraged
Wonder if they take it all back while I still keep the courage
I refuse to be a
role model i say ghost and control drink out my own bottles i make mistakes for them from everyone
and when it's said and done i bet this brother be a better one if i'm such you don't stress
never forget that god isn't finished with me yet i feel his hand on my brain When I write rhymes I go blind
Or let the Lord do his thing
But I'm a less holy
Cause I choose to pump a blunt
And drink a beer with my homies
Before we find world peace
We gotta find peace
And end the war in the streets
My ghetto gospel
Was you here to follow me?
Yeah, ghetto gospel I welcome with my hands Was he weak to follow me? Dear, get a gospel
I welcome with my hands
And the red sun sings to last
Into the hills of gold
And peace to this young warrior
Without the sound of guns
Lord, can you hear me speak? There it is, Ghetto Gospel, Tupac and Elton John, featuring Elton John, actually.
It's your birthday bang for this afternoon on ZM with Brian Clint.
That's an absolute tune.
Huge.
Love it.
Producer Anastasia said she'd never heard it before.
But I agree that it's a banger.
But you liked it straight away.
I loved the both of them too, so.
Yeah, that was very cool.
Was it for Daniel?
For Daniel, whose favourite rapper was Tupac, so that's really cool.
And his favourite ever singer, Elton John.
No, that's your favourite singer. Daniel's like Ben just between you and I. I also love Elton John. No, that's your favourite singer.
Daniel's like Ben just between you and I.
I also love Elton John.
So it was a twofer for him.
Yeah.
Bree and Clint.
There is a very famous car that is about to go to auction over in Aussie.
So if you're into this, you could own a piece of Hollywood history.
Okay.
And this is exciting because it's not just any car. It is a car from the famous
Fast and the Furious series.
Look, now, I know the car that everyone would want. It's the Skyline, you know, the one
that Paul Walker drove in the first film, the Skyline GTR. That's the one everyone would
want. It's not that car, unfortunately.
A car from that movie has been sold before, though,
but it wasn't the hero car, but it sold for around $100,000.
The car that is up for auction very soon
is from the Fast and the Furious 4.
Okay.
So it's from that movie,
and it actually was driven
by Vin Diesel in the film.
So it's actually one of the hero cars.
What does that mean, the main ones?
So, yeah, if you haven't heard that term before,
obviously in these action-packed movies there's a ton of the same car.
Some cars are made to do jumps and get blown up
and get scratched and wrecked.
And then there's usually one or two hero cars,
which are the, you know, the real nice ones.
The actual cars have like stunt doubles.
Yes, they do.
That just get wrecked.
They've got a lot of stunt doubles.
It's actually really cool.
So the hero car from the Fast and the Furious movie 4
is the 1970 Chevrolet Chevelle SS,
which is a muscle car, obviously.
It's Vin Diesel's car.
It's going up for auction.
It was imported by an Aussie guy back in 2012
and apparently it did go to auction
and they didn't get enough money for it,
so it got turned in.
But they're looking at a six-figure number for the car.
Far out.
Yeah.
But, I mean, that could be anything.
You know, it could be $100,000 or it could be...
Yeah, that's still a lot of money.
I mean, it is, but it's one of the hero cars,
so it's a piece of Hollywood memorabilia.
When I saw that this morning, I haven't watched...
I think I've only watched one of the Fast and Furious.
Are you joking?
Probably.
I've watched them all.
Yeah, yeah. But even I recognised it. I was like, I know what that car is straight away. It's a space Probably. I've watched them all. Yeah, yeah. But even
I recognised it. I was like, I know what that car is.
It's a famous car. Yeah, that's a cool car. It's one of the cool ones.
I wanted to know though, because obviously
that's a very cool car, but what would
be the car that would be it for you?
So many good
suggestions coming through on the text machine.
What would be the car, the famous
car that you would want to buy?
I've got one.
Yeah.
The DeLorean.
Oh.
Yeah, we're close.
I wonder where that is because someone would own it.
Yeah. I know there's a very real replica here in New Zealand.
Yeah, right.
Someone owns one that's, you know, they make like five or ten of those.
Like, this is the big ones.
These are the ones that are exactly identical.
They still drive.
Yeah, right.
There's one in New Zealand.
So that would be it for you.
Yeah, that would be great.
Or Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
You know, I think it's Peter Jackson owns that car.
Does he?
The actual.
In New Zealand?
I think so.
I don't know if it's in New Zealand.
It'll be in a museum somewhere.
Yeah, he owns the real Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, which is cool.
What would you pick, Anastasia?
I'm a big James Bond fan,
so just any of the old Aston Martins would be really cool.
I actually looked up one of them, and I think, so just any of the old Aston Martins would be really cool. I actually looked up
one of them, and I think it was Sean
Connery's Aston Martin, which is
one of the most famous ones. That goes so far back.
Yeah, it's the 1964
Aston Martin DB5.
It sold for $4.6
million. Really? In
2010. Within my press range too.
So keep dreaming.
Mine would be
without a doubt, Eleanor
of Gone in 60 Seconds.
The Mustang, give it to me.
Silver, oh my god, that car
is it for me. Like that is
the famous car. What's your number? How much would you pay for it?
Well, I don't have any money so I
could say sky's the limit.
Bree and Clint.
Even though Clint's away, the producers and I,
we do uphold, obviously, the title of the show
with the most aviation and maritime-based news.
And today, it's aviation-based.
Yeah, it is.
I found this, and I'm surprised no one else here has seen it.
Because they're now planting me, and I was like,
guys, I've got the aviation news.
I was like, 100% expecting everyone to be like, yep, we know.
I'm all over it,
like a 727.
Yeah.
Well, this one is actually
about a 747.
No way.
I know, aviation news.
This is the title, okay?
This is the title
of the article.
Okay, give it to me.
Qantas selling Boeing 747
jumbo jet bar carts
fully stocked.
How much?
I'm buying one.
How much are they?
I can tell you how much.
No, I want to buy one.
Yeah, right.
And you can.
Qantas is selling a thousand
of their fully stocked carts
with a range of items from champagne
to red wine and to snacks
and pyjamas and are selling them. Oh my god!
If I bought one, I could do Friday
drinks trolley through here!
I know! It'd be so good!
And you could give her a little head pillow
and a toothbrush. Some pyjamas if they
want to have a nap at work. One of the eye cover things.
It'd be great.
So these carts that they're selling, the bar carts.
Yeah, why are they selling them?
So they're coming from the airlines that have recently retired in the California desert.
So you're saying they're vintage?
Well, I don't think they're vintage.
Say they're quite new.
We're going to say they're vintage.
Okay, cool.
Do you want to know how much they are first or what's in them?
Okay, what's in them first because I want to know what I'm getting.
This is what you're getting.
So you're getting the half bar, the 747 bar cart.
The actual cart.
The whole cart, fully working.
It's all go.
Okay.
You get 40 mini bottles of red wine and bottles of red wine.
Yes.
So it's white and red wine, sorry.
Champagne.
And they're all from the business class cellar.
Oh, that means it's the pretty good stuff.
We're buying quality.
Yeah. You're getting one throw rug made pretty good stuff. We're buying quality. Yeah.
You're getting one throw rug made exclusively for the Qantas first class passengers.
Cute.
And you're getting two business class sleeper sets.
Amazing.
So you're getting snacks, alcohol, and pajamas.
And the actual bar card as well.
Yeah.
How much?
So how much?
Oh.
Okay.
I don't have a drum roll.
But it's not as expensive as you.
Yeah, you do it.
I'll drum roll for you.
Yeah, you go for it.
And the price.
$1,500.
Sold!
Not bad, eh?
Not bad.
But we can't buy them in New Zealand.
Oh.
Yeah, sorry.
Sadly, New Zealanders, the delivery is only to Sydney, Brisbane, Melbourne, and Perth only.
Looks like I'm calling my mum.
She's buying a cart.
Guys, I love awkward
TV moments. It's no secret.
I do feel bad
because I have been there myself.
I work in media, but I just
can't help but love it.
And I've come across this one
which I only
learnt the other day
about the term getting Rickrolled.
Oh, that's right.
What was the website?
You sent me an article.
Thinking it was real.
Yes, we thought it was real.
And then me and Ben were actually working away
and Ben told me to basically be quiet
because Rick Astley just started playing on full volume on my computer.
I was like, where is that coming from?
And I was so confused because I didn't know Rick Roll was a –
You don't know what it is either.
No, no.
So essentially it's where you get pranked and Rick Astley,
which if you don't know who that is, it's a bit of this.
You've just been Rick Rolled by Rick Astley.
Anyway, you'll come across it at some point in your life. Yeah, someone will send you an article and you're like, I can't believe that's real. I've been Rickrolled by Rick Astley. Anyway, you'll come across it at some point in your life.
Yeah, someone will send you an article and you're like,
I can't believe it's real.
I've been Rickrolled.
Anyway, this BBC weatherman has been Rickrolled in a different way.
Oh, no.
That sounds really sinister, but not like that.
Anyway, it was on this TV breakfast show.
Yeah.
And the guy was doing the weather
Like, you know, like Maddie McLean would do
Yeah
And he's giving the weather or whatever
And the two hosts, as he's finishing
Say, they ask him
They're like, oh, what do you think of Rick Astley?
Yeah
And anyway, take a listen
As the guy gives his real opinion
And what unfolds afterwards
And a cool day in the wind too Charlie and Louise, back to you both Oh, thank you as the guy gives his real opinion and what unfolds afterwards.
And a cool day in the wind too.
Charlie and Louise, back to you both.
Oh, thank you.
Matt, are you a Rick Astley fan?
Not a massive one.
That was the wrong thing to say.
He's listening and he's coming up in just a moment.
I'll ask you again.
Matt, are you a Rick Astley fan?
Love Rick Astley.
Best.
Grew up with him.
Great.
There he is now.
He's listening in.
Look, he heard everything you said, Matt. The damage is done. He's listening in. Look, he heard everything you said, Matt.
The damage is done.
He's been Rick Roll.
Rick actually took it really well. He did.
If you can hear it in the audio, he was like cracking up laughing.
Yeah.
If he had been like, well, I don't want to do this interview anymore,
you'd be in big trouble.
Yeah.
It wouldn't look good for him, but the weather guy,
literally just
all the blood drains out of his
face. That is the biggest backtracking you've
ever done, are you? Just like, oh no, I love him.
I love him. I've made a mistake kind
of, not exactly like
that, but I remember we were interviewing
I can't remember,
what was it? It was not the Potbellys,
but it was someone who was really similar
to them at the time. And I kept referencing one of the Potbellys, but it was someone who was really similar to them at the time.
And I kept referencing one of the Potbelly songs as their song
and they did not know what was going on.
And my co-host at the time was like, that's a Potbelly song.
Shut the hell up.
Stop it.
And I was like, you know, that song went massive.
You guys love it, right?
It's on the G-pad.
And they're like, that's not us.
Rick Roll.
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