ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 25th 2018

Episode Date: September 25, 2018

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ZM! Let's go! Now let me see you dance! ZM's Brie and Clint! Good afternoon everybody, welcome to the show Brie and Clint! Hello mate! G'day mate! G'day mate!

Hey, big show today, we have a lot going on right now in a separate studio. Our bisexualer is having her first ever photo shoot. Because we're going to reveal her, we're going to put her picture online tomorrow morning. There'll be video. There'll be pictures. You'll be able to see the whole lot tomorrow morning. Fletch, Vordermegan, 8.40. It'll all be revealed.

Yeah, we're going to come in and announce it on their show, exactly who she is. And that's when you'll see her for the first time too. I hope she's going all right with her photo shoot. She's looking good. Yeah? Yeah, I think she's secretly loving it. Well, she's never done anything

like this before. It's very full on when, I mean, you and I have done a few photo shoots, even... Yeah, we're professional models. No, we're not. We're horrible. No, no, we're full... Mate, we're terrible. We're full diva. We're like, I need more makeup. I love how the photographer's always like, okay, do another pose, and you and I have

just got one pose. The one pose. Tongue out with thumbs up. That's it. If you want to date the bisexualer, don't wait. You can do it right now. Head to our Bree and Clint Facebook page and sign up there. All the links are there. There is a storm brewing down south at the moment in Dunedin, Otago.

Things are getting a bit crazy. If you haven't heard what happened with the guy from the university who's gone into some students' flats and confiscated a bong. There's been a press conference. Oh, there's been a press conference. There's a protest planned. There's been money raised to take the guy to court. It is all on.

Turns out that bong was sentimental. And they're going after him now. You joke, but I think you're right. No, I'm being serious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we'll give you the latest on what's happening. Always bloody Dunedin as well. Oh, Dunners.

These stories always come out of bloody Dunedin. So we'll bring you the latest on that straight after Lord and Scissor. This is Homemade Dynamite, Bree and Clint, ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint. There is an explosion going on in Dunedin at the moment around a homemade marijuana smoking device. Wait, so it's a homemade one? Well, I don't actually know.

Okay. I don't know. But we do know someone has stolen a bong and there's people that aren't happy about it. So it's one of those Oney and Otago stories where the university proctor, I want to get this right, the university proctor, whose name is Dave Scott, former policeman, I think.

Right. Now the proctor, according to my sister, former student of Otago University, is like- So she's our journalist on the ground. She's my source and I just revealed her. Whoops. She said that they're like the, she didn't say enforcer, but kind of like the principal.

Like they go around and they hand out punishments. They're the ones you don't want to mess with. So he's gone to some students' flats and he reckons that he's there to give them some advice on how to host a good party. They're like, we know how to host a good party. You just strap a goon bag to the clothesline and just stand underneath it. Goon of fortune.

He said he's knocked on the back door. Who goes to the back door? Yeah, you're being shady. Oh, if you're going to use the back door though, it is polite to knock. He's seen that no one's home, but he's seen that there are three bongs inside the flat. Oh, wait, I thought it was one.

No, it's three. He's taken... Is it a gaggle of bongs? I think it's a trio. A trio. A trio. John Butler. He's then gone in, taken the bongs and destroyed them.

So how did he get in? He just opened the door, it was unlocked. Right, so it was unlocked, he went in, took the bongs, destroyed them. So the community of Otago University have rallied together against this guy, led by a man who I'm pretty sure doesn't attend the university. His name is Abe Gray. He runs the Whakamana Cannabis Museum. Yeah, he ain't going to the university. And they are seeking legal advice for private prosecution of Proctor Dave Scott.

You said to me, how many signatures have they got on a petition? They've raised $25,000. That is crazy. Anyway, it's all blowing up. And the guy who took the bongs. What's he saying? He's had a press conference. He's just, like five minutes he saying? He's had a press conference. He's just, like five minutes ago,

he's just done a press conference and he's apologised. He's gone, look, I've made a mistake. Well, it's trespassing. It is trespassing. You're right. You're right. But then they probably shouldn't have bongs on campus. But then it's Otago University.

Yeah. But you're right. They probably shouldn't have them anyway. They are illegal. Like, it's Otago University. Yeah. But you're right. They probably shouldn't have them anyway. They are illegal. Like, it's a funny one. I mean, we've all had some illegal stuff. Okay, that sounded really bad. What do you had?

No, like, I mean, one time I bought nunchucks off eBay. You sure you want to say this on the radio? I don't have them anymore. You sure you want to? They on the radio? I don't have them anymore. You sure you want to? They got confiscated from me. By who? Dave Scott? HR.

Came around to your apartment and took your nunchucks? Dave Scott! There's also a protest planned, by the way. So the students on Friday apparently are doing a protest. Guys, guys, I'm with you. Stand up for your human rights. They're passionate. Oh, you're definitely passionate.

They're showing initiative. They're showing passion. They're showing drive. I think go for it. I mean, fight for your right to party and then go home and have a bit of stuff out of your bong. But at the same time, just... I mean, concentrate on your studies.

Only out of dunners, hey. This is the question we've got for you this afternoon. What do you have at your flat that should probably be confiscated? Like mine's nunchucks. Like nunchucks. I also... You sure you want to... Should I say that? No, it's nunchucks. Like nunchucks. I also You sure you wanna?

Should I say that? No, it's up to you. I also used to own when I lived in America, a taser pen. Look like a pen was actually a taser. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us to 9696

What do you have in your flat that if Proctor Dave Scott came around, probably, like technically, in the full eyes of the law, probably shouldn't happen. Probably should get confiscated. Zeddy is brilliant, Clint. Dunedin is boiling over at the moment

at a confiscated bowl. Oh, see what you did there, mate. Nice one. Proctor, who's like the university Law enforcer Guy who goes around And bears like Oh don't do that Or I'll expel you

I think he has the ability To do that He's gone into someone's flat And confiscated Three bongs Off their table Bonginator Now this is illegal

Because It's private property And it's not the university Like it was in a private flat You know what I found interesting That Abe Gray From the Whakamana Cannabis Museum Is the man leading the charge And it's not the university like it was in a private flat. You know what I found interesting? That Abe Gray from the Whakamana Cannabis Museum is the man leading the charge against the prosecution. Well, that doesn't surprise me.

What have they got at the Dunedin Whakamana Cannabis Museum? Just old empty tinnies in McDonald's bags. What do you put in a cannabis museum? I don't know. Buds? Old ones. Old ones. No, sorry, you were saying. What do you put in a cannabis museum? I don't know. Buds? Old ones. Old ones. No, sorry, you were saying.

What do you find interesting? I find it interesting and people have written in on the text machine that bongs technically not illegal. Oh, don't give me this. Yeah, no, you're right. What are they saying? It's what they put in them. What are they saying?

It may be a vase. Could be a vase. It might have it for flowers. They might be using it for tobacco. No, you're not. I don't think I've ever met someone who goes, this is my bong for my tobacco. Hey, do you want a hit of this tobacco?

So we're asking you this afternoon on 0800DALZM, what have you got in your flat that technically... Probably shouldn't be there. Yeah, should probably get confiscated. If the proctor came around, what would he take? You've already told us you had your nunchucks taken. Yeah, I didn't even know that they were illegal. I ordered them on eBay because I wanted to, you know,

brush up on my nunchucking skills. Why are you buying nunchucks is the other question. Why wouldn't I be buying nunchucks? Right. I also had a taser pen, but that's when I lived in America. That was a different time. Well, welcome to the show, Barry. Hey, Barry. Hi, Baz. Right. I also had a taser pen, but that's when I lived in America. That was a different time. Well, welcome to the show, Barry. Hey, Barry. Hi, Baz.

Hi. What did you have that, or do you have, that should be confiscated? I ordered a taser on Wish about a month ago. And recently just got a letter saying that it's

illegal to have the taser in New Zealand. Yeah. And 20 pages on what it was and stuff like that. But you didn't get fined? No, I don't think so. I didn't read all of it because I couldn't do stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like your attitude, Baz.

Always Wish as well, right? That website just... There's some questionable things on that website. Yeah, it's just set up to sell posture correctors, tasers, switchblades and pipes, right? How much was your taser on Wish? Oh, it was like $26 or something. Oh, so you're out of pocket $26.

I know. Did they offer a refund service? Oh, I should probably hit them off a guard a little. I mean, how good's the quality on a $26 date? I just... We'll never know. If you get around to it, Baz, don't overextend yourself, okay? Okay.

Good idea. Zinni is brilliant. So we launched the bisexualer a couple of weeks ago. We found her. She's locked in. Yeah. What's not locked in is who she will date. Yes.

We have a bisexual lady whose name we haven't released yet actually. No. Ready to go. We need three guys, three girls that want to date her. Maybe you're sitting on the fence right now. That's an interesting term to use. Maybe you're sitting on the fence about whether or not you should sign up to date her.

Yeah. We've got another piece of audio which, you know, lets you into her world a little bit more. Yeah. You kind of get to know a bit more about her. Maybe this will entice you to sign up. This one, spoiler alert, includes her name. For the first time, we're about to find out her name and her age as well. Okay. So, here you go. This is glimpse two in our bisexualer. I think I'm going to overthink this. Hi, I'm Annalise.

I'm 23 years old, a student, and I live in Auckland, and I'm the bisexualer. My dad loved the idea. He thought it was pretty funny that I was going to be the bisexualer. I'm not sure if they know whether or not I'll find someone. I guess I've never been in many relationships, so they can't really tell how quickly I could like someone or fall for someone. I feel like from the first kiss, you can tell a lot about a person

because you can tell whether or not they're actually comfortable with their sexuality or who they are as a person. I guess one thing that can be a non-negotiable is someone who has quite a massive ego and is very self-absorbed. On the dates, on the bisexual, I don't think I'll kiss anyone too soon. It's just not my thing, I guess.

I just don't really kiss people on first dates. Well, I'll never say never, you know, because you don't know who we're going to find for you. Annalise, who's 23 from Auckland.

Annalise, you might be passion on with people all over the shop. We are going to reveal her properly. So we're talking video, everything tomorrow morning with Fletch, Vaughan and Megan

8.40 on their show. We're going to come in and it's going to go up to our Facebook straight away. You'll see the bisexual for the first time. This is exciting. So if you want to see the whole package, the whole deal, and Elise in the flesh, you'll be able to see that tomorrow morning, 8.40, Fletchmore and Megan, all will be revealed.

But if you've got everything you need to date her now, then do it. Go and sign up. Go sign up. It's on our Facebook page. I mean, you could be going on an overseas trip. Did we mention that? Oh, no, yeah.

The winners go on an overseas trip together, a romantic vacation to cement their relationship. Overseas. This could be a free trip. The bisexual entries are open now. Zinni is brilliant. How's the scandal coming out of The Bachelor Vietnam? Love Bachelor Vietnam.

It's our third favourite Bachelor. It's our third favourite Bachelor behind Bachelor Australia and Bachelor Cambodia. Yeah, it's great. Massive scandal, though, coming out of The Bachelor Vietnam. And I heard Fletch Vaughan and Megan talking about this, but it's interesting that the scandal is kind of relating to what we're doing at the moment.

Well, you called the bisexual a social movement. Yes. Is it already affecting change worldwide? I mean, maybe, because at The Bachelor Vietnam, recently they had a rose ceremony and one of the bachelorettes gets up and she says, I need to stop the rose ceremony. And everyone was kind of like, what's going on? And she kind of says, I came on this show to find love

and I have found love, but it's not with you. And the bachelor's kind of looking at her going, what the hell do you mean? Have you found it with the host? Like what's going on? Yeah. And she turns and walks over to one of the other bachelorettes and they hug and she says, come home with me.

Let's leave now. That is a bold move. That is a bold move because she, as a bachelorette, is actually competing with the bachelor for another one of the bachelorettes. And, Clint, it gets even better. The other bachelorette that she approached, that she's saying, come home with me now, has already gotten a rose.

Oh, so she's safe. She's safe. She's been given a rose from the bachelor. And then it all happens as she walks down the other bachelorette and she says, the one that's been given a rose, and he kind of says, you know, it's your decision, but I really like you. And she says, you know, you've made me feel special as well,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, bottom line, they both leave together. Yes! That is a great plot twist. And that is, because here's the thing, here's the primal bit about it too. If you are the Bachelor, you are told

there are 22 women here who are fighting for your love. And they all want you, baby. You are the ultimate. You are the Vietnamese God. Which it doesn't work like that. Like you don't even

think about that. When you sign up for the show, you don't know who you're getting. Like ultimately, you could get there and go, I don't really like that guy.

Yeah, I know. Just because he's the Bachelor doesn't mean I'm in love with him. This happened on the Australian one too, right? Kind of. Two of the bachelorettes ended up getting together on a season of The Bachelor? They got together afterwards.

Well, that's what they have said. Anyway, they got together afterwards and they were together for like a year and a bit or something. Here's the other thing. The girls spend more time with each other than they do with the bachelor. They have more of a chance to form a connection with each other. Because they actually spend time with each other. Because they actually spend time with each other.

And they get so drunk waiting for everything to happen every goddamn night because most of the time you're just sitting around while he's off on single dates with other girls. Exactly right. They probably, there's no doubt they're going to fall in love. Clint, they said the Bachelor is about finding love. I mean, they kind of specify who with, but at the end of the day, these two women found love and they got what they needed.

On Bachelor Vietnam. Yeah. Are they screening that one on Bravo? Oh, for sure. And Cambodia. Yeah, go. Okay, good. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.

Zee is Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Sorry, we're all over the place at the moment. Our bisexualer is just having her first photo shoot at the moment. Annalise. You can call her Annalise now. Oh, I was like, you can't say her name, but we have revealed that, haven't we?

Annalise is having her first photo shoot. She is nailing it too, by the way. Killing it. You can see what she looks like tomorrow morning. We're going to be on with Fletchbourne and Megan at 8.40 to reveal everything about her. Get in right now. Head to our Facebook page, Bree and Clint, and sign up to date her. It's going to be a lot of fun.

Here we go. Let's do birthday banger. Welcome to the show, Libby. Hello, Libby. Hi. How are you? Good. How are you guys?

Very well. What's your birthday? 18th of January, 1997. Okay, Libby, you were 16 in 2013 on the 18th of January. And back in 2013, this was number one. Are you telling me this song's five years old? It is five years old. Jeez. Yeah, true. You love it, Libby? Digging that one.

Me too, me too. Good work. Let's see how you go against Kelly. Hey, Kelly. Hi, Kelly. Hi, how are you going? Good. What's your birthday, Kelly?

1st of January, 1996. Okay, Kelly, you were 16 in 2012 on the 1st of January, And back on that day, this was top of the chart. You get Flo Rida and Sia, Wild Ones. Bang up. That's an easy win. Easy. Oh, I love the confidence, Kelly. Do you want to talk some smack about Matt Clamore while you're on here?

No, I'll leave it. The song speaks for itself. Oh, that's even better confidence. You have one final boss to beat, and that is Kim. Hi, Kim. Hi, Kim. Hi. How are you going? Good.

Kim, what's your birthday? 8th of the 9th, 71. Okay, Kim, you were 16 in 1987 on the 8th of September. And back in 87, this was top of the charts. Oh, girl, sing it out loud. You do not know the words to this. I do. Did you?

We didn't hear not you making up words. No, I actually know them. Kim, do you know the words to La Bamba? Oh, no. What do you think about this as your birthday banger? How does it make you feel knowing this is the song that was number one on your 16th birthday? Really old.

Oh. All right, Kim. I like it, Kim. The good thing is, Kim, we've almost heard your whole song now. So bonus birthday banger. Wait there for us, okay? All right. Does things to my hips. Makes me want to drink tequila.

Does things to my bumba. Arriba, arriba. What are we going to play for birthday banger today? I like all of them. I like them all as well. We're almost at the end of La Bamba. I'm so happy we're playing the whole thing. Oh, sorry. Spanish guitar solo.

So, we've nearly played La Bamba, like actually. What else out of the other two do you want to hear? I think Thrift Shop. I kind of think Thrift Shop too. I was feeling it. You forget how good it is. At first I was like, oh, no, I'm sick of that song. But then when it kicks off.

Yeah. Kim, are you still there? Oh, my goodness. How are you enjoying La Bamba? Let's all do tequila shots. Okay. I'm here. Chips in.

Chips in. Libby, congratulations. Even though we've played most of La Bamba, now we play your birthday banger. Oh, amazing. It's a winner. Get it, girl. Bree and Clem.

This is number one. When? Back in 2013. Zedim. Zedim, Bree and Clem. I've got $20 in my pocket. I'm looking for a drummer. This is being awesome. Zed and Bree and Clem. That is the winner of birthday... Is that your grandma's coat? Sorry, kid.

The winner of birthday banger today from 2013, Macklemore and Ryan Lewis, Thrift Shop. One more time for the people. All together. Very narrowly beating out La Bamba. No hit radio station plays more La Bamba than ZM. That's a Brian Clint promise. Can you imagine?

Because who actually sang that song? The version I have is Los Lobos. Los Lobos. Can you imagine when they get their sheet back of where their song's been played and they get money and they go, ZM in New Zealand's played our song. Okay, fellas, it's been a tough time royalties-wise in the 2000s. I mean, hasn't been a lot of heat on the bumper. We've been played at a couple of weddings, a couple of school discos.

Oh, at ZM in New Zealand. Gotten a turn on ZM. ZM's brain clamped. We're currently on the hunt to find love for the bisexualer and we're slowly learning bits and pieces about her. We're sort of meeting her gradually before we reveal her completely tomorrow morning. With Fletcher on Omega at 8.40, be there.

You can sign up still to date her. Head to our Facebook page. But there was one particular thing we learnt yesterday. Yeah. It's to do with a first time. Oh, I love when you get awkward. It's my favourite. I don't want to say that.

You say it then. I don't want to say the wrong thing. Okay, cool. I'll say it. It was her first experience with a girl and the situation about how it happened. See, it doesn't sound creepy when you say it. Whereas if I was to say it, I'm worried that I sound like a... It was about her first girl on girl. Well, that's, you know, what happens when you're a guy.

We get periods, so it's even. Anyway, this is what Annalise, our bisexual had told us yesterday. My first sexual encounter with a woman was probably a year, year and a half ago. There's a bit too much details I think on how it happened.

How did you guys meet? We already knew each other I guess is how it happened. Were you friends before? Are you guys meet? Um, we already knew each other, I guess, is how it happened. So you were friends before? Yep. Are you friends now? Yep. Which rate is the age-old question?

Should you tash on with your friends? Yeah. Have you? Hell yeah. Annalise said to us that this one didn't turn into a relationship. No. But that it also didn't turn into a relationship. No. But that it also didn't ruin their friendship. But that's the risk, right?

That is the risk. There's a couple of risks. One, that you're misinterpreting feelings of friendship. And if you go there, it makes it awkward if they're like, I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah. Or you go there and it changes the whole friendship dynamic forever and then you're not even friends

anymore. It ruins it because you said your wife Lucy and you were kind of friends beforehand. I don't know. We were definitely

friends beforehand. You were definitely friends beforehand and look where you are now. And look where we are now stuck together for the rest of our lives. Has it ruined the friendship?

Oh, friendship's over. Friendship's gone. No, no, no. So you're right. Again, we are an example of it working. Mm-hmm. But it doesn't always. I've had a relationship come out of it.

Have you? I'm not in a relationship now, so I guess it didn't work out for me. Are you still friends with that person? Yes. You are? Yes. Has it cost you any friendships? Yes.

Yeah. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. friendships? Yes. Yeah. That's the risk you take. But how fun's kissing? This is the problem though, especially when you've had a couple of jars.

I know. And you're in that situation, you go, we're best friends, we love each other. We should, should we kiss? And then you wake up at each other's house and you're not topping and tailing. That's the thing. I'm steering clear of you at our next party. What do you want to ask this afternoon?

0800 dial ZM. Have you got together with a friend? Yes. Has it worked out? Hasn't it worked out? Yeah. I just want to hear maybe. What's the outcome?

What's the outcome? Yeah. Is it a good idea to hook up with your friends? Nailed it. 0800 dial ZM. Call now or you can text us on 9696. ZDM's brilliant client. We are asking an age-old question.

Can you hook up with your mates? Should you hook up with your mates? Is it okay to, excuse my French, screw the crew? There's so many texts coming through. I'm overwhelmed. The person who sparked the conversation for us was our bisexual Annalise, who you're going to meet tomorrow. We're sorry to keep it so secret for so long. She's just finished her photo shoot.

You will see her in your Facebook news feed and on Instagram tomorrow when we release her photo tomorrow morning. Yeah, if you still want to date her, you can. Head to our Facebook page right now. Sign up before it's too late. So her first girl? Her first girl experience was with one of her friends. Yes.

After a few drinks, you know, stuff happens. We've all been there, mate. It didn't turn into a relationship for them, but it also didn't ruin their friendship. Which is good. But we're asking the question this afternoon, is it okay? Like it a good idea and i mean it doesn't always work out that way something the text machine has revealed myself and my friend i told her i had feelings for her and she hasn't talked to me coming up to two years now we were friends for 18 years oh see that's

what you risk that's what that's what you're putting on the line in this situation. Tracy, did you hook up with a friend? Yeah, I did. How'd it work out, Tracy? Brilliantly. We've now been married four years and have a one-and-a-half-year-old son. Oh, there you go, Tracy. And who made the first move?

I don't really remember, but we've had an off- on thing over like 10 odd years. Yeah. And yeah, and then finally one day we decided to actually like commit and make a relationship out of it and here we are. But in all of that time, you know, we dated other people and we still stayed really good friends and kept in touch. And yeah, there was no problems with our friendship whatsoever.

Who's going to play you in the rom-com movie that's made out of your story? I have no idea. So he's Witherspoon, I'm picturing. So you're for it. You say yes, hook up with your friends. Now that you know what you do know, will you be hooking up with any other of your friends? No. No, no.

He's the only one. That was a test. No, but I totally depend on the people involved. Yeah. Yeah, I totally agree. Welcome to the show, Chan. Chan, yes. Chan, have you hooked up with a friend?

Yes. So I was friends with my partner for about a year, and he came around and he's like, oh, I like you more than a friend, and nine years later we're engaged. Yeah, there you go. That's worked out well as well. It's working out.

Sometimes, see, sometimes it's a great foundation for a relationship because you already know what the person's like as a friend, and you may know them even better because they've been honest with you a lot of the time because, you know, like, because they're your friend and they don't care what you think of them in that sense. And you feel a deeper connection because it's not based on, you know, straight-out looks. You know them on a deeper level.

Yeah, all right. Getting deep here. You know them on a deeper level. Yeah. All right. Getting deep here. When's the wedding, Shen? Actually, November. Oh, congratulations. Have a good time. Yeah.

All right. Thank you. On the text machine, Clint, people are saying, such a good idea. It's the best idea ever. I kiss all of my mates. Did you text that in? Is that what it was? Straight from the Brie Thomasale playbook?

Oh wait, that is my number. Finally, someone wants to remain anonymous on the phones. And that's fine, by the way. Anytime you want to call the show, you want to be anonymous, just let our producers know and we can do that for you. Anonymous, did you hook up with a friend? Yeah. So at high school, my best mate was bi

and I was always straight. And he wanted to experiment. Yeah. We were just real good mates. And then things led to another and sort of talked about it and then, yeah, tried lots of things. He was a guy as well, so he was bi. And anonymous, you said you're straight right

yeah so how did you how do you feel about it now do you ever think oh I might you know try test the waters again or was that the only time that was

that the only time because we were sort of like really really close like pretty much brothers so so why did you if you're straight and if you don't mind me asking

why did you why did you do it did you do it because you felt you don't mind me asking, why did you do it? Did you do it because you felt a connection with him as a friend or did you do it as a favour? I was kind of like in between relationships. Like it didn't quite work out with the missus at the time. And was it a connection thing, Anonymous? You just felt something for him on a deeper level?

No, it was just purely on the... Right, the benefits. purely on the Right. The benefits. On the physical side. The benefits level. Okay. Now I'm engaged to a female now. Oh, congratulations. Oh, nice work. More importantly, are you still friends with that person?

Yeah, we're still mates. There you go. Oh. All the stories worked out. Everyone's going to be kissing their friends tonight. I was going to say, when you get home, send your best mate a text and just make it the eggplant emoji. Don't do that. We're always going.

ZDM's Bree and Clint. Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Bree and Clint's Insta-fame game. Very simple game. Brie and I go head-to-head guessing how many followers

certain celebrities have on Instagram. And usually, producer Ellie is the quiz master. But she is off sick today, so stepping up for producer Ellie is the moustache himself, producer Ben. Hey, guys, how are you? How are you, Ben? Really good. Okay, you have a... I'm so excited because I get a 10. Yeah, good work. You should be, mate. How are you? How are you, Ben? Really good. Okay.

I'm so excited because I get a 10. Yeah, good work. You should be, mate. This is your big time in the sun. Oh, Ben McDowell from Christchurch. You have a list of celebrities that have Instagram accounts. We have not seen it. It's first to three out of you and I,

and we have 10 seconds to guess the following of each celebrity. Feel free to play along in your car. Ben, what's our first celebrity? I feel like I'm on a comeback today. Oh, okay. All right. Apple announced the new iPhone two weeks ago. Let's go with the Instagram account, Apple. Oh.

Apple. Apple. Oh, God. Oh. Who's following that? I reckon lots of nerds. Yeah, okay. There you go.

Okay. Clint. Oh, I've went too big. Yeah. Clint has gone with three million. Yeah. Brie, you've gone with 40. Yes.

The answer is eight million. Ooh. That's Clint. That's a point to Clint. Fantastic. Good for everybody to Clint. Fantastic. Good for everybody. Okay. Ben, when you're ready, give us our next celebrity.

The next one. The Kiwi singer Marlon Williams has just been announced to be in the new Lady Gaga movie. As a singer. So let's go with Lady Gaga. I thought you were going to say Marlon Williams. Oh my God, I love Lady Gaga so much. You better get it right then. Lady Gaga so much. You better get it right then. Lady Gaga.

Yeah. I'm fairly confident with this guess. Cool. Clint, you've gone with 43 million. Mm-hmm. Brie, you've gone with 28 million. Yeah. The answer's 29.

That's me! I mean, sorry. Oh, mate. One all. One all. Congratulations. Nice work. Cool.

Next celebrity. The next celebrity is Nick Cummins, The Bachelor, under the name Honey Badger. Here we're going through the roof at the moment in Australia. Badge. I'm going to go very specific with this. He actually runs quite a good Instagram game.

Okay. Clint, you've gone with 483,000. Bree, you've gone with 314. Is that right? The Honey Badger has 443. Get him behind. You need to watch some more masculine TV. You need to stop stereotyping my gender, okay?

It's 2018. Two points to me, one point to Bree. I can win the game right here, right now. In fact, let's finish this thing. Producer Ben, give us our final celebrity. They just sold out Western Springs. 660. Oh, I actually don't know.

I have no idea. I reckon this is a case of the band having more than any of the members in this one. Oh, right. Clint, have you gone with 90,000? Is that a nine? That's a 90,000, yeah. Bro, you've gone with 72,000? Yes, I have.

Okay. 660 have 85. Clint. Yeah, baby. This is my game. I hate this game. This is my house. This is where I reign supreme.

Okay, so I'm bogged. Stop spending so much time on Instagram. Just for the record, for the year, we are at three games to Bree and nine games to me. Bree and Clint. That's demoralising. Zed is Bree and Clint. Right now, Jacinda Ardern is in America,

really just wooing the Americans. They love her. Yeah. They are all about a bit of Jacinda. She's gone to the UN. Baby Neve was there. Neve got a security pass. She's also being invited on all the talk shows at the moment.

Kimmy Kimmel? Is she doing Kimmel? I think she's doing Kimmel. She's doing Colbert. That's big. It's big. So Colbert is the one that David Letterman used to do as well, and she's doing that tonight.

I'm not sure if she's doing Fallon, but I'd like to see her on with Jimmy Fallon. I think they would have good chat. Good chemistry. Yeah. I was watching a bit with Jimmy Fallon. I think they would have good chat. Good chemistry. Yeah. I was watching a bit of Jimmy Fallon this morning. Do you know how the clips pop up on Facebook? I love Jimmy Fallon.

He does this thing with hashtags, and the hashtag was my weird roommate. Now, this is something that everyone can relate to. We've all had a weird flatty. Anybody who has been forced to live with strangers, because you never know what you're going to get. This is the problem with flatting. Until you live with them and you have to share a toilet, you

don't really know what that person's like. You don't know where they've been. You don't know what they like. You don't know what they get up to when the lights are off. These were some of the tweets that Jimmy Fallon got for weird roommates. My roommate would lay on the couch watching TV shirtless. He would have ranch dressing

on one side of his chest, cheese dip on the other, and a mountain of chips resting on his stomach. This one's from at Karamisu. She says, in college my roommate came to me in a panic and told me her snake got out. I had no idea she had a snake.

What do you mean? There's a snake? This one's from at lake show fanatic he says i had a roommate that would pour toilet bowl cleaner on his dirty dishes then leave them in the sink he said if it's good enough to clean toilets it's good enough to clean plates oh the disgusting thing about that toilet cleaner one is he's probably using the toilet cleaner you use for the toilet. Don't. And you know it's got that nozzle and you stick it up under the rim

and then he'll be squirting it onto the dishes and no one has their own dishes in a flat. Dishes are a shared situation. You're like, why does everything smell like bleach? And poo. You took it too far. That one brought back graphic memories for me.

I had a flatmate who we didn't find out until they were moving out but the whole time they had lived with us, they used to wash their shoes in the dishwasher. You're kidding me.

I'm not joking. They would wait until there were no dishes in there and not because they wanted to be secretive. They thought it was a normal thing. It's just we never caught them doing it. They would get their shoes,

put them in the dishwasher with no dishes and then do a full cycle on their shoes to clean their shoes after they get dirty from the clubs and that sort of thing. That's rank. I cooked a lasagna in the dishwasher once.

What? Yeah, you can cook stuff in the dishwasher. That's not gross, but it sounds like a soggy meal. It's not great. And you should clean the dishwasher first. I lived with someone because otherwise it's real gross. Don't put detergent in, right? Yeah, don't. I lived with someone. I used to- No. Don't put detour in it. Yeah, don't. I lived with someone. I used to... No, no, wait, wait, wait.

Wait. Lasagna story. How do you cook it in the dishwasher? Well, it steam cooks it. Yeah? How does it get crispy on top? It doesn't. So I didn't say you cook it well. You just cook it. You know what it does

cook well? Fish. You can steam fish in the dishwasher. You can also steam fish like in the oven. Yeah, but what if the oven breaks? You've got to get crafty. Then bad luck. Oh, wait. Bad luck.

You're not having steamed fish tonight. I've just realised I'm the weird flatmate. Yeah, I think you're the weird flatmate. No, I lived with a weirder person and my room used to be off the lounge room. I used to watch this flatmate that I lived with. He would sit on the couch. This was every night. He would pick his nose and then he would flick it onto the coffee table. That's grim.

Shared spaces with other people. It's never, ever going to end well. 0800 dial ZM this afternoon. You can text us on 9696. Maybe you're still living with them and maybe you need us to keep you anonymous. Who's your weird flatmate? And what are they doing?

ZM's Brain Club. So you can't choose your family, but you can choose your flatmates. And yet you still get stuck with some weird ones. We're trying to find New Zealand's weirdest flatmate this afternoon on 0800 dial ZM. Weir trying to find New Zealand's weirdest flatmate this afternoon. Ono at $100. Weirder than the person we spoke to

who used to cook their meals in the dishwasher. Oh, that was me. That was Bree. All right. It was for a gag. Was it for a gag? Kind of.

Was it for a gag? When it didn't work out, I said that. How about this text? So this also goes for, I guess, a-hole flatmates too. I'm legally blind and my flatmate keeps moving furniture

so I can't find my bearings. I asked her to stop and she gave me a lecture about being considerate. Come on. Oh, come on. Come on. That's rough. That is. One of my old flatmates had never drunk anything other than water.

What? No other drinks other than water? Had never drunk anything other than water. Isn't that strange? And orange juice mainly would scare her. Oh, wait. So I'd leave cups of orange juice around the house. Who's your

weird flatmate? We used to have a flatmate who would bring in wood from outside to put on the fire. That was already dry but she'd leave it on top of the fire. So she did it one night and we got home to a completely smoked out house because she thought that's how you just dried out the wood before you put it in the fire. That's a it one night and we got home to a completely smoked out house because she thought that's how

you just dried out the wood before you put it in the fire. That's a different hashtag. That's stupid flatmate. Already dried wood. Hashtag incredibly dangerous flatmate. Yeah. I had a flatmate who left the gas on for nine hours in our apartment. Oh my God. Went to work. He was cooking.

We had a gas stove and he was cooking. I'm pretty sure he blew the flame out after he'd cooked. He's like, alright, done cooking now. And then the gas tap's still on. I get home nine hours later and honestly, it was like a haze in there. You can die

from that. No, no, the whole apartment building can explode from that. Yes. If someone lights a match, look out. Right. Did you get rid of that flatmate, Jess a match, look out. Right. Did you get rid of that, flatmate Jess? Yeah, it's long gone. Good idea.

Good work. 0800 ZM, dial ZM. Johnny, who's your hashtag weird flatmate? So this is a mate of mine coming from a night on the town and,

you know, he's sitting in a lounge and he's got a pizza box on the ground, eating pizza. His pizza box is sitting on the ground and he's sitting on the couch. Blow me down, he's filled the pizza box up with uncooked spaghetti and has his hands and feet

sitting in it. Johnny, is this a real story? No joke. You know that story about the bombs going missing? Yeah. He was into a bit of that stuff as well. Right.

Oh, I've got friends who are into that stuff too. They still don't put their feet in uncooked spaghetti. I love that the spaghetti wasn't cooked, but he definitely was. Zeddy's Brinkland. I love that the spaghetti wasn't cooked, but he definitely was. Jacinda Ardern is currently the belle of the ball in the United States. Sorry, Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern, I should say. She's there for a UN summit. I think there are a whole lot of world leaders there at the moment,

but she's the only one that people want to talk to. How much air time is she getting? So she's doing talk shows. She gave a speech at the UN. I haven't heard it yet, but I'm really want to talk to. How much air time is she getting? So she's doing talk shows. She gave a speech at the UN. I haven't heard it yet, but I'm really excited to hear it. Baby Niamh got to go to the UN? Baby Niamh got to go and Clark, Niamh's father, Jacinda's partner, took the baby to look after the baby.

He's doing a great job, by the way. Can I just say? You're doing a great job as dad, Clark. Keep it up, mate. Nice work, Clark. They took the baby and the baby had to get security clearance. Had its own security tag. I don't know if you put the whole baby through the metal detector or what. Probably not.

But they had to get a tag and on the tag it says, um, Neve, New Zealand's first baby. Because obviously if you've got a president and his wife, you've got the first lady. Clark will be first man and then first baby. Although some people are reading it to say New Zealand first baby,

as in Winston's, which I'm pretty sure it's not. Don't think so. And I don't think the baby is in New Zealand first or would vote New Zealand first. Might vote New Zealand first. And she's doing night shows. So she's doing the Tonight Show or the Late Show, whatever it's called, the Stephen Colbert one.

Right. Which is the one John Key did that time and he did the top 10 when it was David Letterman's show. Yes. So the bar is set very low for her. She'll nail it. She was on, this morning she was on the Today Show and she was asked,

because Trump's at the UN summit as well. They're all there, all the big dogs. He's one of the world leaders. They said to Jacinda, what would you say to Donald Trump

if you meet him? Like if you have face-to-face time with him. I haven't heard this. What do you think she'd say? Or what do you think she should say? Ooh, I don't know.

There's just so many things. Stop being such a dick. Here's some Bondi Sands. It's a lot better than what you're using. Trust me. When you do have your spray tans done, maybe think about exfoliating. Anywhere other than just the eyes.

It's a good idea. How does he get everything so orange except for his white, white eye sockets? He's got big eye sockets, that's why. Is that what she said she would say? I don't know. This is what her response was. You're here for the UN real quick.

If you got to sit down or have five minutes with President Trump, what would you say to him? I would just talk about New Zealand. I'd like to think that we're exemplars and that we've got a record we can be proud of. So I probably would just talk about us. New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern, thank you so much, and next time bring the baby.

Yes, I know, I sense that there's a little bit of disappointment. So I'm sorry about that. You guys just wanted to talk to me for the baby, did you? She's smart, she's funny. And she's good, that's good politics there too. Exactly. Because there is no win from her going, I'd tell him to stop being a fat, pompous, you know.

Zinian's brain clamp. What the hell is going on in Italy at the moment? I don't know. You're a resident Italian. You tell me. I'm going to bring you some Italiano news. They're really cracking down on tourists at the moment. In Italy?

Yes. Why? So apparently there's all these new laws and regulations that are coming out where you can be fined for the most ridiculous things. I just went to Italy. I was there in... Oh, did you? Oh, come on.

It was my honeymoon. Were you in the Kauru Club? No. Oh, okay, good. Couldn't afford to fly Air New Zealand Thank you very much Couldn't even use my Air New Zealand Kauru membership Devastating

I was looking to talk about Italy Was it amazing? Oh fantastic, one of the best experiences of my life It's an amazing place and now there's all these things you can't do So apparently in Florence you can now be fined, get this, for eating. Now get off the grass.

It's the only reason you go to Italy. Yes. Well, that and the history. But you mainly go for the... No, stuff the history. I'm going to eat. I'm going for pasta. How are they going to fine you for eating?

I mean, in public, they're cracking down and they're saying if they catch you on doorsteps, driveways, footpaths at certain times, you can be fined up to $800. Are you kidding me? No joke. Here's the other terrifying thing over there. The cops have all got guns and half of them have got machine

guns too. So imagine you're just having a spag bol standing out on the street and some guy comes over to you with a machine gun and says... Drop the meatballs. That seems really

over the top to me. Isn't that crazy? So apparently it's to try and crack down on litter. Yeah. They're sick of picking up everyone's litter.

But it gets worse. Venice, how amazing is that place? Venice is actually very overrun with tourists. Yeah, and they're actually trying to save that city. Venice is in a lot of trouble. It's sinking.

Global warming is raising the water at the same time. So they're going down, water's going up. And it's real dirty, right? It needs some repairs, yeah. They're trying to ban cruise ships, I heard, from going in there. Yes, because cruise ships are making it worse. Yeah. But they're also banning people from sitting down.

You can't sit down in Venice. So Venice, apparently the mayor, Luigi, yes, his name is Luigi, is trying to fine people up to $800 also for sitting or lying on the ground in certain areas. The mayor of Venice is really called Luigi. No shit. Wow. I think with those things, still go. Still worth seeing it.

I mean, yeah, just don't eat and don't sit down. When you dance down the street with a cloud of dew... Liquid diet and lie down. That sounds good.