ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 25th 2019

Episode Date: September 25, 2019

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Hi everybody, it's us again. This is the intro to the intro. Again, we've set a new precedent for ourself. The following podcast intro is a bit rude. I maintain it's not as rude as yesterday's. No, it's not. Just fair warning. A bit of nipple chat is okay, but you know, we're just giving the warning just in case.

You say the M word for ladies' private parts. Yeah, I think that's fine. Minge. Okay, now we need an intro to the intro to the intro. I just love – can I have Clint's sigh of disappointment as my message tone? That's what I'd really like. It goes a bit like this. Please enjoy. If you're little, then skip. Here comes the podcast intro. Yes.

I'm coming. Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast, where today we are going to do a family-friendly intro. I listened to yesterday's podcast intro, and can I just say, filthy. Dicks, balls, farts. Yes! I'll beep it. Nah, she didn't say anything that bad. Nothing wrong with some dicks and balls.

This is an interesting conversation, and I'm not the chief censor, but where do you think something turns from being PG-13 into R-18? Like what's the line? Is it... So for example, vagina PG-13? No, no, I mean visually.

Like if you can see... I feel rude even saying it. I think if you can't see where the flaps start then it's PG-13 I think if you can't see where the flaps start, then it's PG-13. Like if you can just see, like if the person has bush and it's just bush flaps. But do you guys know what I mean? Yeah.

You're so off. You're so wrong. You're so wrong. It's like nipples. What's wrong with bush? Nothing is wrong with it. I'm just saying what's the line as far as a sense is concerned. I think nips.

Who's nips? Woman's nips. Like areola or actual nipple? Both. Ooh, see that's different. I think areola's okay. And I know there's a double standard because if you go out to reception at ZM today, there's a giant, and I mean giant, four metre picture of Sam

Wallace's nipples. Winner of Celebrity Treasure Island. It's been on the wall all day. I mean I submitted a picture the exact same as me with my areolas out and I'm not up there Imagine if that was you or Jodie Rimmer on there Imagine if it was Jodie Rimmer Imagine if Barbara Kendall's nips

are up there. Free the nipple That's what I say. Jenna Jackson tried to do it back in the day and she got slaughtered for it. Ben got really uncomfortable when I said Barbara Kendall's nuts. What's wrong? I couldn't actually remember who that was. I was like, who is that? Oh, five-time Olympian.

I was trying to visualise that. One gold medal for this country. Multiple medals for the country, actually. Did you know who she was before you went on to Celebrity Treasure Island? I'm from Australia. It doesn't count. They don't have windsurfing in Australia. Yeah, we're not good enough, alright We concentrate on the swimming

Anyway, look, I tried We didn't achieve our goal of a PG podcast intro But maybe tomorrow I thought you were going to say, no, we definitely got to the bottom of what's PG And what's not Like vagina, the word vagina, PG The word mut, probably not

Pussy Pussy! Pussy! We need to stop. One last thing. In the quest for equality, I agree with you. It is a double standard that Sam's nipples can be up there. It is. Let's get yours up there tomorrow. Let's do a protest.

Can we CGI them? Well, his aren't. My nipples aren't what they used to be. I don't want you Let's do a protest Can we CGI them? No Well his aren't My nipples aren't what they used to be I don't want you perpetuating What they used to be They're not

I don't want you perpetuating unrealistic nipple images Yeah true To the younger generation I'm just saying my nipples at 23 Very different to 29 I'm sure you've got a photo on your phone of a younger you Yeah I agree with Ben No I don't You don't? It a photo on your phone of a younger you. Yeah, I agree with Ben. No, I don't.

You don't? It'll be on your iPhone 3. I can't remember the last time I took photos of my nipples. Oh, I can. We've got that guy that drew it. I was wearing a bra. I was wearing a bra. Thank you.

I really want this podcast, Andrew, to end. But now I also want to know what's the difference between your nipples at 23 and your nipples at 29. Well, the height of them, for one. That's okay. The height's different. We don't have to use a height scale. It can just be the nipple. Your face doesn't have to be in it.

Oh, I'd feel empowered. Let's do that. Okay. Let's send an email with a picture of my nipple. As long as it's not from you, because then it's obvious. Can you imagine if we all get fired? Yeah, you can't force your nipples on people who are unsolicited. Janet Jackson did.

Yeah, but that's Janet Jackson. She's allowed to do that, I believe. I'm using Janet Jackson as a precedent. What? Your Honour, Janet Jackson did. Brie, you are accused of sending your nudes to 400,000 ZM listeners without permission. Your Honour, Janet Jackson did. Brie, you were accused of sending your nudes to 400,000 ZM listeners without permission. Your Honour, Janet Jackson did. She did.

She sent it to a lot more people and Justin Timberlake was there and he was a part of it. You can be the Justin Timberlake. Brie's right. Case dismissed. Okay, here's today's podcast. Kia ora, everybody. welcome to the show, Brie and Clint Hello mate Hi, how are you?

I'm a bit upset Yeah, what are you upset about? Oh, there's something that's just happened to me As I was getting my lunch across the road Yeah Felt like a crime had been committed right in front of my face. You asked for no onions on your subway and you got onions? No, not that. No? No.

What? It was to do with the line. Oh, okay. It was a big line. Let's just say I believe someone has cut in. Is this going to become a thing? Yep. I'm making it a thing. I'm here to help you process your problems. You know what?

As your friend, I feel like that's my main job. Under the circumstances, I don't know if they've done the wrong thing. Oh. Like I felt like they had. Yeah. But maybe I can give you all the details. Look, as your friend, I'd like to hear them. But as your radio co-host, I'd like you to hold on to that

because that smells like content to me. Yeah, no, let's do it next. Let's do it next. No more talking. No, no more talking, okay? No more ideas until we sort this thing for you, okay? Oh, we can't go on until it's sorted. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

Gather round, everybody. We have a problem to solve together. Look, I don't know if someone is breaking the rules, but I want the producers to listen in as well because I want their opinion on this and I want your guys' opinion. So this is what happened just before the show. I went across the road to get some food. Yes. It was, you know, just after lunch, but it was in a work building. So there was a big line. I'm thinking like 15 people. Right okay. Quite a long line. Yeah. And so I did the right thing went to the back of the line of

course where else was I going to go? Oh you didn't go to the front and go excuse me I'm on Celebrity Treasure Island. No so I went to the back of the line and I was standing there waiting my turn and as I was waiting there you know more people were lining up and probably about four people in front of me there was this guy and he was standing there by himself and the whole time I was there, he was by himself. And this was probably about 15 minutes. And then all of a sudden this guy comes, you know, starts walking over and I thought, you know, here comes another person to line up.

But no, he goes over to his friend and he says, hi, how are you? So he like greets him like he hasn't seen him today. Yep. And then he doesn't move. He moves up a spot, moves up another spot. The friend and this other guy still standing there together. As they get to the front of the line, the friend, the guy who's been standing in the line the whole time, he orders and then the guy who rolls in and pushes in orders straight after him.

It's a bold move from that guy. It's a bold move. So he wasn't already in the line. That's what I mean. How do you know that he wasn't there before you and he goes, hold my place, I'm just going to go number twos? Because when he came over, he said, hi, how are you? That's a very good point.

You've done your detective work. Okay. Yeah. So what do you need to know? I need to know because obviously don't have a problem with it. If he was in the line and then he went to the bathroom and he came back, that's fine. You can place hold.

I'm all good for that. But he wasn't previously in the line. Right. He just knew someone in the line. And he line cut. I want to know, is that the wrong thing to do? Producers, what are your thoughts?

Yeah, this is an interesting one. I have done this myself before, probably in lines. I've gone and jumped in with a friend. But also, when it happens to me, I don't appreciate it. But I feel like it's the certain circumstance that you're in. No, I agree. Like, if it's the certain circumstance that you're in. No, I agree.

Like if it's lining up for food to order food, it's a no-no. Oh, yeah, don't mess with Brie's food. Also, if you've been in that line for 15 minutes, you're hangry. Oh, yeah. Ben, you got an opinion? Yeah, don't mind it. I think it's quite all right. He's just a mate that's like, oh, get in here.

Yeah, I think you should calm down. I don't mind that. I don't mind that. What if your friend came along and was like, oh, hey, Brie, how are you? Get in here. Yeah, I think you should calm down. I don't mind that. I don't mind that. What if your friend came along and was like, oh, hey, Brie, how are you? I'd probably say. Would you say, hey, I know, great to see you, Jeff, but get in the back of the line. Imagine Big Gay Al comes over. No, you wouldn't.

No, you wouldn't. Big Gay Al comes over and he goes, Brie, I'm starving. Do you mind if I cut in with you? No, I'd say get to the back because you're ordering a lot. Right. I think you would. No, well, depends who it was and depends, as I said, the circumstance. Me

personally, I wouldn't do it. I'm not talking about if a friend of mine comes over because that's them committing the crime. I'm not committing the crime. Oh, this is a good point. Who are you angry at as well? Are you angry at the cutter or the person who allowed it? The cutter. You're angry at the cutter? Not the person who allowed it. Okay. He might have felt

like obliged to do it. Would you like some input? I want to know on 0800DIALZM, is that guy in the wrong? Yep. And is this an abuse of our power this afternoon? Doesn't really matter, but let's figure it out together, okay? 0800DIALZM. Or you can text us on 9696.

Line cutters. ZM, Spree in Clint, the podcast. Spree, state your case. This was the situation. Just before the show, I went across the road to order some food. I noticed there was quite a large line, 15 people or so. I went to the back, obviously, because that's the right thing to do. It was then I noticed that four people in front of me,

a guy walks over to see his friend. He says hello. He goes, how are you? The guy goes, I'm good. How have you been? So I know he hadn't been in the line before. He'd just seen him. He then continued to stay into the line

and then ordered his food, which I think is line cutting. We've now gone to the people of New Zealand to ask, is this an okay thing to do? If you have a friend halfway up the line, do you have special privileges? Is he your friend with benefits that you can take advantage of?

It's line cutting. Matt's here. Matt also feels strongly. Hi, Matt. Hi, Matt. How are you going? Good, Matt. What do you think?

Absolute dick moves. You can't do it. You cannot do it. What would you have done? If you were Bree, what would you have done in that situation? Remember, she's about four people back from where the incident in the line happened.

So, nice to see you. See you, mate. Go to the back. Or at least get a bit smarter about it and order at the same time. Yeah. You can pay for your friend's meal if you want to cut that much of the line

Hi Robin Hey guys Robin What are your thoughts? I'm with you Bree Why shouldn't he have to line up If everyone else had to line up? But Robin

That's what makes him so special But Robin it's just Yes Robin yes It's just a sandwich Do we need to get that angry About everything in life? Well if there wasn't any rules When I go to get a sandwich

Yeah when I go to get a sandwich I yeah, when I go to get a sandwich, I calculate my lunch break so I've got time to get my sandwich and enjoy my sandwich. If I'm waiting in the line and people are cutting in, I don't get to enjoy my sandwich. I have to rush it down

and go back to work. I can tell she was a debater at school. Oh, she held her ground very well. She was all over it. Anna is here. Hi, Anna. Anna. Hi.

Line cutting. What do you think? I'm okay with the one. The one. I've been that one. That's fine, you know, but when there's a whole bunch of them and you've been waiting in that line for a whole time and you pretend to know the person, I'll speak up and be like,

no, you didn't get your ass in the back of that line. I can see you speaking up as well. You didn't speak up, did you? I didn't speak up. But then I also thought to myself, why should the first person who made, you know, who broke the rules, why should they be rewarded?

Well, this is a good point too. The person who allowed it to happen, did they order first or did the line cutter order first? No, the person who was already there ordered first. Oh, right. You've got to let them go before you. God, there are so many rules involved with this. Steph is here.

Hi, Steph. Hi, Steph. Hi, guys. Round us Steph. Hi, guys. Round us out. Has this riled you up this afternoon? It really has. You know what? I think there's certain lines you can cut in.

For instance, if you need to go to the bathroom, you could cut a line. I'm fine with that. I'm fine with the bathroom line. How do you cut a bathroom line? Well, you're standing there jiggling up and down and then someone, you know, like it's pretty obvious you need to go

and nine times out of ten, someone will say, hey, cut in front of me. You appeal to the sisterhood, right? I agree with that, Steph, that's totally fine.

What about a sandwich? What if the person was deathly hungry? No, look, we're all hungry. We love food, but you just don't cut a line.

It's just not for food. Alright. It's a deal breaker. It's a unanimous result as well. Line cutters are going to prison. I don't make the rules. Can you imagine if, like, say we came back in the future.

Yeah. It was like 2052 and that was an actual law. Line cutters are in prison. You go to prison. Along with people who vape in front of you on the footpath and you have to walk

through their vape cloud. ZM Spree and Clint. The podcast. From iHeartRadio. This is... The latest. live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, my favourite woman in the world. I was shocked. I was sad to hear it last week.

She's engaged, Jennifer Lawrence. But now people are buying her presents for the wedding. People are buying her presents for the wedding? People are buying her presents for the wedding off Amazon. She has revealed that she has opened an Amazon bridal registry where anyone and everyone can buy her gifts for her upcoming wedding. In fact, it's funny because she hadn't even announced the wedding. Like, that was actually, like, totally on the down low. Goes in, gets married at the courthouse,

walks out of there with a wedding certificate, and then goes public about her Amazon gift registry. Couple of things she wants. Things for happy hour. Things, I don't know, like cocktails. That doesn't surprise you, does it? Cocktails, shot glasses, things for the home, feeding, just regular kind of stuff.

You know, she's one of the people, even though she's an Oscar winner with $50 million. Wait a minute. One of the highest paid actresses in the world is asking her fans to buy her wedding presents? Yeah, on Amazon. And she's specific about it. You can actually go and click.

What a weird story. What a weird thing to do. When I heard about this, I thought, yeah, it's got to be more to it. I thought you were going to say like a fan set it up for her. I mean, I'm happy for you, Jennifer Lawrence, but I'm not going to buy you a wedding present. Also, news out. Remember when Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher were a thing?

There is news out, Dean, about an additional person playing a certain role inside that relationship, you may say. You've set that up so nicely and softly. Yes, they used to have... Can I say it? You can say... I don't even know if I can say it. You can use the French one.

Use the French version. What's the French version? The menage a trois. There you go. Yeah, menage a trois. Oh, well said. Let me give you the lowdown. Here's the deal, right.

So we all found out that they were having menage a trois. Demi Moore actually confirmed it. Said, yeah, we used to. And then she came out on Ellen yesterday and went, hey, hey, hey, don't think that it was all him instigating it. It was very much a mutual thing. So we don't know who the menage a trois lucky third person was or fourth person or who knows.

But, yeah, real thing. If you're Mila Kunis and you're Ashton Kutcher's current partner and baby mama, do you want his ex-partner, Demi Lacunas and your Ashton Kutcher's current partner and baby mama, do you want his ex-partner, Demi Moore, going on talk shows and talking about what they used to do in the bedroom or is that a bit disrespectful? No way. I don't know. It's in the past.

Yeah, I know, but do you want her, does she need to bring it up? Maybe she needs publicity. Yeah, exactly, right? That's exactly what I thought. They were such a hot couple, let's be real. Ashton and Demi. Yeah. Yeah, are they hotter than Ashton and Mila Kunis?

Oh, they're on par. Yeah. Like, Demi Moore was like a different generation, but she's so hot. Yeah, she taught him so many things about the 90s. Okay, that's Dean McCarthy with the latest. Out of Australia. You're in Australia at the moment, aren't you, Dean?

I'm in Australia for the next couple of days. Yep, loving it too. G'day, mate. It's brought to you by Amplified Kombucha. Taste Amplified. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Oh, this is good. We've got breaking technology news.

We like to bring you breaking news when it comes. And look, we've got some, everybody. Breaking technology news. This piece of breaking technology news is to do with your phone and malware that might be hiding on your phone. Do you know what malware is? Everyone pretends like they know what that is, but we don't know. I didn't either, so I've Googled it. I thought, oh, that's spy stuff.

Malware is any software intentionally designed to cause damage to a computer server client or computer network. So kind of right. Imagine if that was your life where you were creating malware. I know. I imagine that person lives in an underground lair. It's the same as people who steal from other people. Totally.

It's the modern version of that. There's been a list released of 25 apps that are just malware. Like you download them because you think they're going to do something else and in actual fact they're just used to get inside your phone. And interestingly, a whole bunch of these apps they're so smart

that when you download them, you know how you get apps and it goes to the back of your list? Like it goes to the last page of your phone that you're not using. And sometimes I do this too. I'll see an app and I'll go, that might be useful, and I'll download it but never get around to using it and then forget that it's there. And then you have an app clean out and you go,

oh, why did I download this fitness app? Oh, that's right. I thought I was going to get fit. No, not keen for that. Interestingly, all of these 25 apps that have been recognised as malware basically all do the same thing. They, all of these 25 apps that have been recognised as malware, basically all do the same thing. They're all photo editing apps. Yeah, I knew that's what it was going to be.

All those apps where people have to see if someone unfollows them from Instagram. Those apps aren't healthy. No, those apps are not healthy. Get rid of those. They might be malware, but also you don't need that stress in your life. You don't need those. If someone unfollows you, babes, that is their loss.

Can I just say? It says more about them than it does about you. Hundy P, do you use any photo editing apps? I have before. Do you use VSCOs, VSCOs, whatever it is? What's it called? VSCOs. I might have one on my phone.

I don't really use it, Holland. That one's not on the list, by the way, if that is the one that you use. This one's called Exium. Oh, doesn't sound legit. See if it comes up in this list. I'm going to give you the list. There's quite a few. I'll just run through them.

And if you've got this on your phone, you need to delete it ASAP. Octopus. Have you got Octopus? Auto blur photo. No. Blur image photo. No.

Blur image pro No Picture photo No Face feature No Fashion hairstyles pick editor No Image blur editor free

No Bow head No Photo cut pro No Your soul art No Fashion hairstyles pick editor 2019

Oh no Nah just kidding No I don't Latest hairstyles Pick Editor 2019. Oh, no. Yeah. Nah, just kidding. No, I don't. Latest Hairstyles Free. No. Positive Photo Collage. No.

Cut Photo Editor. No. Blur Image Plus. Mm-mm. Auto Cut Photo. Mm-mm. I told you there was a lot. There's only 25.

I'm almost there. Cut Background. Nah. Hairstyles Photo Editor Plus. Nah. Amazing Photo Cutout. No. Photo Loop. No. Pop Color. No. Hairstyles Photo Editor Plus. No. Amazing Photo Cutout. No. Photo Loop.

No. Pop Colour. No. Sky Camera Pro. No. Background Photo. God, how many is there? Two more.

Blur Image Plus. No. Photo Blur Background Maker 2019. No. Right, as long as we've got none of those on there, then you're totally safe. What if I may have downloaded some of those before, but they're not on my phone now? So long as you've deleted them, you'll be safe.

But if it has just deleted itself, if it's hidden itself off your screen, you're screwed because you can't find it. Oh, no, search for it. Search for it. Type in the name of it and search for it. You're such a good spy malware dude. Nah, you're screwed. ZDM Spree in Clint, the podcast.

I had a weird conversation with one of my friends the other night. She's single at the moment and she said to me, she's like, oh, maybe I'm a bit too picky because, I mean, she's, it doesn't matter how old she is, but she's been single for quite a while. Okay, what's quite a while? Because some people will be single for six months. Three years.

Okay, that's quite a while. Yeah. And I said. It's not too long, though. Like, I mean. She said she thinks it's her. No, it's not long enough for me to go, oh, I wonder if there's a problem with you.

No, she's the one that's picky. Okay. She's the one that's turning people away. Oh, so there's people who are interested and she's, okay. And then it got down to. She's got high standards. Well, I said to her, I was like, what are your non-negotiables? I love this question.

Yeah. Because there's always things that obviously, you know, you're not willing to negotiate because the relationship you need to negotiate. Yeah. But some things you can have, I think, where you're like, negotiate because the relationship you need to negotiate. Yeah. But some things you can have, I think, where you're like, nah, that's a non-negotiable. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm willing to compromise on everything else,

but no eyebrow piercings. Exactly. And she had the normal ones, you know, the general ones. I want them to be honest. I want them to be this or that or whatever. I want them to have a job. And I was like, well, that's a pretty standard one. But there was one. Really? Whatever is a super hot unemployed artist?

No. Right. Okay. She was like, nah, I gotta have a job. Yeah. Gotta know where the boundaries are. Yeah. But one of the non-negotiables I felt was a bit strange and kind of cuts down half of the male population or maybe not half. I'm not too sure of the statistics on this one. What is it?

So this non-negotiable is to do with snipped or unsnipped. Oh. And I was like, that's a non-negotiable for you. Hoodie or no hoodie. Yeah, hoodie or no hoodie. Which side of the coin did she fall on? She falls on the non-snipped. So she wants.

She will only date someone who is non. Who's got a hoodie. Right. She likes hoodies. She's eliminated the entire Jewish community in one fell swoop. Well, she's not Jewish, so I guess that's working in her favour. Right, okay. Right. I just, she just said that, and she said it like it was just another thing,

and I was like, that's not a thing. I've met people who have a preference in that department. Yeah, you can have a preference if you want. I think you can have a preference, and I've met people on both sides of the equation. It is a non-negotiable for her. Really? Yeah.

Well, when does she ask? Like, is it something she likes to find out for herself? Or is it something on the first date she'll go, just so you know? No. I'm not here to waste anybody's time. I need to know. She said she doesn't want to come across as judgmental, so usually she has to do the groundwork.

Ask around the friends? No. What? Oh, hands on. She has to get out into the field. If you want a job done right, do it yourself. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. And I said so.

That's a good question about the percentage of the male. Like back in the day, that would have been a large percentage of the male population excluded. These days I'm not sure it's as common. I'm pretty sure it's nowhere near as common these days. I think it's getting less and less. As I think my big gay friend Alan told me, it's getting less and less.

Is he out there doing the research as well? He's doing the research. He's a scientist. He's busy as well. He's a very busy scientist. He's got a large sample size. Yeah, that's true too. And he's just out there in the field, you know, beakers and Bunsen burners.

But I said to her, you know, has this knocked out any potential... Love matches. Yeah, and she said, yeah, it has. Right. Even if she likes the person. I'm going to come out and say it. I don't mean to be mean to your friend. I think it's judgmental. I think it's a little bit shallow. I think so has. Right. Even if she likes the person. I was like. I'm going to come out and say it. I don't mean to be mean to your friend. I think it's judgmental.

I think it's a little bit shallow. I think so too. Yeah. I don't agree with it. Because what if their parents did it to them? You can't grow it back. Well, yeah, exactly. Most likely it wasn't their choice, right?

Yeah. But, I mean, that's what it is for her. Whereas, I mean, I've got kind of a weird non-negotiable. What's yours? No, you're going to judge me now. Yeah, of course. But that's okay if it's yours. Put it out there on the radio.

Yep. And then if anybody is looking to romance you, these people need not apply. Good. These people need not apply. Anyone who doesn't have a license. Driver's license or gun license? Driver's license.

Oh, that's okay. That's the same as guys with a job. I don't want to be anyone's mum. Exactly. You don't want to be a taxi service. I don't mind if you don't have a car, like if you live in the city or whatever. There's good reasons for that, but there's no good reason if you don't have your licence. What's the question you want to ask here?

I want to ask people on 0800DIALZM this afternoon, what's your unusual non-negotiable? That's lucky. I thought you were going to ask are you snipped or unsnipped? No. That's a personal question. I mean, we can do that too. Double-edged phone-up. Are you snipped or unsnipped? Let's get our percentages. No, weird non-negotiables. Yes,

you can text us also on 9696. ZDM Spree and Clint. The podcast. You know, we've all got non-negotiables when you're trying to find a love connection. There's always something that I think is okay to have where you're like, I don't want to budge on that. This is where I draw the line.

What was one of yours? No Australians. Oh. But Lucy was living in Australia. I know, but she had Kiwi parents. I was like, I said to her, look, I'll marry you, but you need to come back. Yeah.

No, I'm kidding. I don't have any. You forget, I'm very easy. Like. Yeah, I'll marry you, but you need to come back. She lived there for a while. Yeah. No, I'm kidding. I don't have any. You forget, I'm very easy. Yeah, you'll take what you can get. One of my friends said to me, which I found to be a bit shallow, a bit weird to have a non-negotiable, that was no people who are snipped. No people who have... Had the snip.

No guys, rather. The snip is the wrong word. True. Had the snip. No guys rather. The snip is I just read the snip is the wrong word. True. Because the snip is the vasectomy. The chop. Yeah. It's the um. The trim. The trim. It's the trim. The downstairs trim. It's the trim. No the trim sounds like the bush area. The skin trim.

The skin trim. Yeah there you go. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. The skin trim. You know what we're talking about. Yeah. Yeah, and I think she's excluded a lot of potential mates there. Me too. I think that's a stupid one. But it's hers and that's fine.

You can't control what your non-negotiables are. They're inbuilt and we want to know what yours is. Jen, hi. Hi, Jen. Hi. What are you not negotiating on? So the guy's got to be an animal lover, but to the point where I was on like a date

and he said he didn't like dogs and I just got up and left. No, that's fair. No, I think that's fair. Yeah. That says a lot about him as a person. Totally. I was like, nah, I'm out of here. What happened in your childhood?

You know? Nah, it has to be a real good reason. What's the baggage you were carrying into this relationship, which means you don't like the most loving creatures on earth? Who doesn't like dogs? Yeah. He even kind of made like a bit of a vomiting noise and I was like, nah, I just don't like the most loving creatures on earth. Who doesn't like dogs? Yeah. He even kind of made like a bit of a vomiting noise. I was like, nah, I just don't like dogs right now.

What? So he was like, I don't like animals. Yeah, exactly. That's exactly what he did. I was like, see ya. See ya. What a psycho. Boy, bye.

Bex is here. Hey, Bex. Hey, how are you? What's the non-negotiable, Bex? I don't have this problem at the moment with my chiropractor, but I'm really not into dirty fingernails. Like, you know, mud still under your nails and whatnot. This is an interesting one because some girls, I think, do because it's like real working man's hands, like rough hands.

No? No, you can wash them. What? Yeah. Not me. I mean, I've got perfectly manicured nails. Mechanics are different because they're dealing with grease and stuff. That's what I mean. Okay, that is... Like if you're a labourer of some sort. What does your partner do for a job, Bix?

Well, my partner's a builder but just previously I've met a couple of dudes that, yeah, I think it was working in concrete or something. I'm not sure. But, yeah, just a couple of dates have gone on. Bex? Even it happened a few times as well.

Like I noticed that like on the second date it was still there. Bex, put it this way. If you go out on a date with someone, this is me speaking from a female's perspective. I know where you're going with this. Just choose your words carefully. And if I look down at a guy's hands, I'm not wanting those hands

to be anywhere near me. Come on. It's true. I know what you mean. You've said enough. We all know exactly what you mean and I've changed my mind. Go and clean your fingernails. Yeah, go clean them. Jane, what's your non-negotiable?

What's the thing you will not compromise on in a relationship? It's an item of clothing, kind of. It's jandals. You won't date a man who doesn't own a pair? No, who has, who wears them. If a guy rocks up wearing them, it's just a no. Jane, you realise what country you're in. Yeah.

It makes life a little challenging. It leaves about three men in your dating pool and all three of those men only don't own jandals because they lost their big toes in some kind of wakeboarding accident and they won't stand their feet. No jandals! There's just something about them. I don't know whether it's

the sound or the feet. I don't know. Okay, so Richie McCaw shows up. Him and Gemma have fallen through. He's looked you up, Jane. He's found you. He likes you. But he comes up and he's wearing a pair of those reef jandals. What do you say to two-time Rugby World Cup

winner Richie McCaw who's just asked you on a date? Could you leave those outside please? ZM Spree and Clint. The podcast. Yesterday we were talking about Sonny Bill Williams. He is very, he's very attractive. He came up in the Insta fame game, remember? He did.

And we talked about how he posted a picture on Instagram of him and all-black Ofa Tuangafasi, who are both Muslims, and they were praying on the field before the Springboks All Blacks World Cup game. Yeah, I've seen a few players doing this actually. There was actually a player from the Springboks team and one of the All Blacks and they did that after the game. Together? Yeah.

Yeah, right. So he put up a picture and Instagram took it down and Sonny Bill did a post and said, hello Instagram and whoever reported this photo, I'm wondering why you removed my picture. Surely a simple picture of someone expressing their gratitude for what they've been blessed with is okay. And we were like, yeah, actually, you're right, Sonny Bill.

You're right. You stand up for what you believe in. Today, Sonny Bill Williams has issued an apology. He's done another post. This is a bit awkward. And he has said, brother, please forgive me for the misunderstanding. I was not aware that I was sent the photo

and you, the photographer, had your name cropped out of the picture before I posted it. So what's actually happened is he posted someone else's photo and the guy who took the photo has reported it to Instagram and said, that's my photo, take it down. And then they've taken it down. So now he's just an apology. He the guy who took the photo has reported it to Instagram and said, that's my photo, take it down

and then they've taken it down. So now he's issued an apology. He's reposted the photo and this time he's tagged the actual photographer. So it's all good. We're all good. Everything's all good.

But it became a little bit of a storm in the teacup. I feel embarrassed. I feel awkward. We all took it as like a religious thing, eh? We were like,

how dare you Instagram? Isn't it interesting that we all straight away... You're being Islamophobic. Went that way. Yeah, but in actual fact... It was nothing to do with it. It was a copyright issue.

It does raise a bigger question though because Sonny Bill has essentially what he's done at the core of it, he's posted a picture of himself on Instagram and then Instagram have said, no, you don't have the rights to that photo of yourself, which legally is true. But isn't it a little bit odd?

Which doesn't really make sense. If you're the main thing in the photo. If you're the subject of the picture. Then. You should have some rights to the picture, right? 100% because it's you. But they're saying no, the person who took the photo owns the picture. Nah, I don't know if I agree with that.

And it's because it's in a public space. Remember, which is the Hadid that dated The Weeknd? Bella or Gigi? It's Bella. Bella. She went to court recently because she put a picture on Instagram of her and The Weeknd and it was a paparazzi photo.

So a photo she never even wanted taken. But she saw it and she goes, oh, it's quite good. She put it on her Instagram. She got sued for that and she had to pay the paparazzi guy money for using his photo of her. What a load of BS.

Yeah, I agree. It's a picture of her. Yeah, yeah, I absolutely agree. Apparently, the rules are that if you're in a public space, because did you know you can actually film anybody you want doing anything in a public space? Yeah, I know. And that's not illegal. Like, you can't film anybody you want doing anything in a public space? Yeah, I know.

And that's not illegal. Like, you can't actually tell somebody not to film you. As long as they can see that you're filming. Yes, you can't. You can't do it in secret. You can't secretly. Is that true in New Zealand, though? I know we found out that was true in the States. I'm pretty sure it is.

Yeah. Right. Anyway, the apology is out there. Everybody's happy. The original photographer has now been tagged. And in the process, Sonny Bill Williams has gone up about 10,000 Instagram followers. So I mean how everybody wins, right?

Everybody wins. Everybody wins. I'll tell you what though, that's Sonny Bill Williams. As I said, the tattoos that just caress his body in all the right places. They really hug the figure, don't they? Oh, they just wrap around his big, juicy muscles. One of my all-time most favourite shows, love to quote it, in my everyday life is Friends.

Look, if you don't like Friends, I mean, you're right. It's one of the greatest TV sitcoms ever made, if not the greatest, in my opinion. Definitely the most successful. It is so successful and there's an article that's come out today which talks about how Friends apparently in 2019 they're saying

Friends is more popular because obviously we see a lot of reruns Friends is more popular now than when it was in its 10th season. Right and that's the final season of Friends. Yes. It's bigger now than it was then. Yes. How do they now than it was then. Yes. How do they quantify that?

Because that was a television event, that finale. I remember tuning in for that and going, what's going to happen? Well, I've actually got a few stats on the old episode. Oh, yeah? So apparently, they usually got an average of about 23 million viewers per episode when there was new episodes coming out. Yeah, that's worldwide? I think that was just in America. Oh, okay.

The cast members were making about $750,000 per episode by season six. And in the final three seasons, each cast member made a million dollars per episode. And this was back in the day. You know, this was back in 2004, the final episode aired. Yeah. So that was a lot of money. Anyway, that final episode, the finale, was watched by around 52.5 million American viewers. Yep.

Making it the fifth most watched series finale in television history and the most watched television episode of the 2000s decade. Yeah. Which is crazy numbers, like ridiculous. But I love the stat that has come out because, yeah, they've said that Friends these days, because you have all the fans that watched it when it was on TV, but because it's had reruns over the last however many years, it's gained all these extra new fans of the show.

And you can get it whenever you want now too because it's on Netflix and stuff, right? Yeah, they're saying it's more popular today than when it was. And that is why the stars of the show earn a tonne of money for those reruns. How much? If they're earning a million dollars per episode back then, how much money are the gang getting these days? So apparently, per person,

they're earning, for doing absolutely nothing, it's just the reruns being on TV, a year, per year, $29 million. Holy hecka. No wonder they can't be arsed doing a reunion episode. They don't need to. Why would you bother? Why would you even risk ruining the legacy of that show

if you can rake in $29 million each for nothing? And obviously that's because it's on Netflix. Like you said, it's on those streaming platforms. It's on television. It's on TVNZ. And that's all across the world. Those Friends reruns are like what The Simpsons was. Remember how you could never go anywhere

without there being a rerun of The Simpsons on at any time? Friends is the same. It's The Friends and it's The Friends. It's The Simpsons and Friends. It's the best show to have reruns because you're always like, oh, I don't remember this one or I haven't seen this one for ages.

Yeah. Right. Okay. Well, there you go. Hopefully that's all you can dream of, right? That's what the Big Bang Theory people are looking forward to in the future. Don't ever. Don't ever.

Big Bang Theory is the friends of our generation. You've never said anything so offensive on this show towards me. It is. I hate you. I hate you for saying that. It is. They got a million dollars. Don't you say that. It is. It's not in the same category. I hate you. It is. I hate you for saying that. It is. They got a million dollars Don't you say that.

It is. It's not in the same category. Where's the Big Bang Theory song? No. No. I will click fade and go on that desk. I know how to do it.

ZM, Spree and Clint. The podcast. Let's have a round of Yanina or Pop Diva. It's Britney, bitch. True. Katy Perry. Da, da.

Red wine. Say y'all on this mouth like liquor. Taylor Swift. Like, like liquor. Spree and Clint. We thought this game was over quite a few weeks ago because we had no more Yanina, the YouTuber, to work with. We've got an unlimited supply of pop divas but there's a very I mean Janina is a finite resource.

But she's back. However actually producer Ben told me that she's uploaded a new video. Yes. Producer Ben the new Janina video

what sort of content are we looking at in this one? It's pretty good obviously. Your mic's not working. Oh is it not? No.

My mic is not working at all. No. Don't worry. He said that she's uploaded a video of her doing covers, but she's done them all in the style of Lisa Kudrow from Friends. Smelly cat, smelly cat. What are they feeding you? So we won't use those, but we will go with a fresh round today. Ashley, you're going to play for some free mobile fuel this afternoon.

Yep. Perfect. And for just saying yep, you're in the draw for Wednesday for Friday Jam's Live Secret Day. Yep. Michaela's going against you. Hi, Michaela. Hi, Michaela.

Hello. What's so funny, Michaela? Oh, I just know I'm going to get these wrong. Nah, you'll be fine. You don't know anything yet, okay? So you've heard the game before? Yes, I have. I have indeed, yeah.

Perfect. And you, Ashley? Yeah. Okay, great.. I have indeed, yeah. Perfect. And you, Ashley? Yeah. Okay, great. So for everyone playing at home. We'll play you a song clip and then you tell us, is that Janina or is that the real pop diva? Pretty simple.

So Ashley, you're going to go first. Here you go. Okay. What a song, Ashley. Is that Janina, the YouTuber, or pop diva Celine Dion? Oh, God, I'm going to say the pop diva. Celine Dion, you're locking it in. It's correct. Well done.

It is Celine Dion. Shall we go for it? Michaela, here comes your first one. I put my makeup in somebody else's car. It is Celine Dion. Shall we go for it? Michaela, here comes your first one. Okay. Michaela, you don't want to get this wrong. Is that Yanina? That's a pretty good impression. I'm going to have to go Yanina though.

You're going to lock in Yanina, the YouTuber, over the Pop Diva Lord. Let's go to the result. Oh! That was the Pop Diva and good friend of the show, Lord. Sorry, Michaela, you're on the back foot. All right. Here comes Ashley's second one. One more time sadness

I just wanted you to know that baby. Oh, she's back in the charts at the moment with that new song with Miley Cyrus and Ariana Grande. Is that Yanina or is that Lana Del Rey? Goodness, I'm going to say Yanina. Okay, we're going to lock in Yanina, the YouTuber. No, that is Lana Del Rey. We're back on here.

Michaela, get this right and it's level pegging. Good luck. There's a lot of pressure. Okay, Michaela. Is that Janina or is that original pop diva Cher? Is it bad that I don't even know that song? I didn't really recognise it either. That's okay.

You know who Cher is though, right? Oh, to an extent. Michaela. Michaela. Michaela. I'm going to have to say Janina just because you've got to throw one of the Janina ones in there. So I'm going to go with Janina. I'm with Cher. Oh, my Lord.

Cher. Okay, Ashley, you can win the game with this one, okay? You get this point correct and Michaela cannot come back. Here it is. No one, no one, no one. Getting away of what I'm feeling. All right, Ashley, is that Yanina or is that pop diva Alicia Keys? It sounds so similar to Alicia Keys. So I'm going to go with my gut.

Is it pop diva? For the win, is it Alicia Keys? Let me just confirm. You think that it Alicia Keys? Let me just confirm. You think that is Alicia Keys? Yes. She's got it. You've done it. You've won the game, Ashley.

Congratulations. Awesome. Thank you. No problems. I believe. Michaela was absolutely correct. Well done. You got it wrong.

Right. Fair game. She did well. Oh, I like Michaela. She's lovely. Do we have any Janina in that game? Poo. Can't remember, obviously.

We've run out of Janina. We've run out of Janinas. Keep that in mind for next week's game. It could be your secret advantage to taking it out. Bree and Clint. ZDM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. I can't tell you the amount of times that I've been through a horrific breakup. And to be honest, one of the only things that really got me through that time was music.

Right. I'm someone who I just feel so much when I listen to music and I just love it. Have you got a breakup playlist? Because you shouldn't. No, I don't. It's like pre-empting it. You get into a new relationship and they're love it. Have you got a breakup playlist? Oh. Because you shouldn't. No, I don't. It's like pre-empting it. You get into a new relationship and they're like, oh, you're Spotify?

You're like, I better start organising this. What's this for? Oh, you know, just hedging my bets. Just emergency. But yeah, no. You never know. Music is something that I think helps so many people and that's why I love it so much.

And I was actually, I'm a part of this random group on Facebook. It's kind of like a women's supportive group where, I mean, you can talk about anything in there. Cool. And someone actually put up a post and it said this, it said, I'm planning to leave my relationship of almost 10 years as soon as I can motivate myself to pack my car with my things that I'll need to restart my life 3,000 miles away in my hometown. Give me your best breakup songs and any advice you have. Thanks. Whoa.

So this lady is planning to leave her partner and she's crowdsourcing the playlist. So obviously she's like, you know, looking to music to help her get her through that drive. That's going to be obviously one of the hardest things she's ever done in her life. Any good suggestions? There's quite a few good suggestions, actually. Someone said a bit of CeeLo Green.

More of an upbeat. Yeah, it's got the energy, though. The energy. It's got the energy you need to get it done. What about a bit of fight? Someone said, what about a bit of survivor? I love that song. Yeah.

That's my workout song. This is a real, this is when you move on to a different stage of grief in the breakup, eh? Just gritty. This is throwing out all their stuff. Revenge body. This is, yeah all their stuff. Revenge body. Yeah, revenge body. Yeah, I love that. And this one is definitely a crying one.

Yeah. The script. This is still during the denial part of the breakup, I feel. This is very early on. Yeah, I've definitely cried to that song. That's for sure. I want to do a bit of crowdsourcing. I want to ask you guys on 0800DIALZM,

what is the song you would suggest? Best breakup songs that maybe this person could use as well. Maybe they've worked for you. You know what's a really good breakup song and a really good breakup album actually? What? Alanis Morissette. Take the hair to remind me of

of the mess you left when you went away. You know? She wrote a good album. She wrote that whole thing about Uncle Joey from Full House. Did she? Yeah.

Oh, well, thanks, Uncle Joey. Appreciate that. That was an absolute bombshell of an album. You can text through your suggestions on 9696 or call through now. 0800-DIALS-AT-M. What is the playlist you're putting together if you're driving away from a breakup? Ooh. This is going to be good Yeah, maybe you're doing it this weekend

We'll take angry, we'll take sad, we'll take inspirational Motivational, we'll take them all What song is getting you through a breakup Part of this women's group on Facebook And someone put a post in there saying They were trying to leave a relationship That they've been in for the last 10 years and they needed the courage and the motivation and she was asking

for people to send in their breakup songs that would get her through. Yeah. A long drive, driving away from a relationship. Crowdsourcing the inspiration that she needed. I like it. And we've asked you guys this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, what song would you be putting on the list? Let's go and ask Joanne first.

Hi, Joanne. Hi, Joanne. Hello. What song would you be suggesting? Beyonce or a placeable. Everything you own in a box to the left. I mean, it's perfect, right? I can have another you in a minute.

Have you used this song before, Joanne? Yes. You have? I do like it. It's a good one. It's a great suggestion. Let's ask Rebecca. Hi, Rebecca.

Hi, Bec. Hiya. What song are you putting in the list, Bec? It's a little bit slower, but I reckon Lady Antebellum, Need You Now. Oh. Oh, my God. The quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now.

This is like we said, this is still in the denial stage of the breakup, I think. Yeah, but it's so... You're not at the angry revenge part yet. Any others, Rebecca? Oh, I sort of thought if you're sort of over that phase, shout out to my ex. Oh, yeah. So catchy, too.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is happy angry, right? It's good. It's good. Should we go a few from the text machine? Yeah. Someone said a fight song by Rachel Platten got me through so many hard times.

This is good. This is powerful. So powerful. This is a lose your job song. Yeah, you could use it for a lot of things. Yeah, yeah. Best friend, like fight. Yep.

What about someone said my flatmate to get me through really hard breakups always puts on Queen, Another One Bites the Dust. Another one bites the dust. She says it always makes her laugh. Another one bites the dust. Yeah, this is good. Good show. Freddie will get you going.

Oh, yeah. Someone else said any Adele song. Now, we talked about this. There are two stages of grief when it comes to Adele as well. There's this breakup Adele song. Now, we talked about this. There are two stages of grief when it comes to Adele as well. There's this breakup Adele. Super emotional. Super emotional. Lots of tissues.

Then there's also this type of breakup Adele. More powerful. Yeah. This is not, I'm about to get my shit in a pile and move on with my life. Yeah, she'll take you through all the stages of the breakup. That's what she does. Did you know she's got another breakup album on the way too?, she'll take you through all the stages of the breakup. That's what she does. Yeah. Did you know she's got

another breakup album on the way too? Does she? It's releasing before the end of the year. New breakup Adele music. I'm excited for that. She's broken up

with her partner just for us so we can have some more music. Daniel, a man's opinion. What's your breakup song? What's getting you through the breakup?

It's going to be John Mayer slow dancing in a bedroom fire. Oh. Slow dancing in a bedroom fire. Oh. This makes me want to do other things. John Mayer.

He's so hot. John Mayer. This is, yeah, this one will get you psyched up to actually break up with someone too. Like it'll go, look, I know we love each other. I know we thought we could make it work, but I don't think we can. But I could one day be with John Mayer. Sam, what's a good breakup song? Sam. Oh, Kia Ora.

Kia Ora. What's your breakup song? Ellie Goulding, How Long Will I Love You. I literally, Sam, in the break went, I listen to so much Ellie Goulding when I've had breakups, and this song. How long will I love you? As long as stars are...

Bit depressing, Sam. I love a good cry. You've just had a breakup, mate. We've had lots and lots of suggestions. Sam, what do you think about these two? What about Macy Gray? Can you see yourself having a cry to this? No, not that one.

Okay, this one. What about Neo? This will work, right, Sam? This is a good one? Yes, you want something you can belt your heart out. Yeah. Sam, I think we might have one of the ultimate breakup songs. Are you ready?

Ready. To round us out. We can't get through a breakup without The Fray. This is why The Fray were invented. Oh, no. Sam, does The Fray get a pass? Oh, definitely. I'm ready to start crying.

You know where it's just Sam, to be honest with us? ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, let's get your birthdays. We figure out what was top of the charts on your 16th,

and then we'll pick the best one. Hi, Jenna. Hi. Hi top of the charts on your 16th and then we'll pick the best one. Hi Jenna. Hi. Hi Jenna, what's your birthday? 6th of 11th, 86. Okay Jenna, you were 16 in 2002 on the 6th of November and this is your birthday banger. Yep.

An absolute DJ semi-classic. Get in. Love that tune. It's pretty good. The dance version, not the emotional candlelight version. Yes, it's a good breakout song. Be very careful if you're given the aux cord at a party that you don't put on the piano version of that song.

Yeah, don't do that. That'll kill a party. Definitely. Naomi's here. Hi, Naomi. Hi. Hi. How are you guys?

Good. How are you? I'm good, thanks. That's good. What's your birthday? 3-12-87. Okay. You were 16 in 2003 on the 3rd of December, and on that day, this topped the charts.

If you could see what I see. Original guy, Sebastian. Wow. Yeah. Angels Brought Me Here. Are you happy with that? Yeah, well, that's a good make-up song, Ben. Yeah, well, true. Yep.

Pretty iconic. Hang on, let's just hit this a little bit. Go up, go up. Yeah! All right, Naomi, that's a good birthday banger. You've got a strong chance of winning this. Wait there. Yes.

All right, let's round it out with Renee. Hi, Renee. Hi, Renee. G'day, guys. G'day, mate. Okay. What's your birthday? The 2nd of May, 93. Okay, you When's your birthday? The 2nd of May, 93.

Okay, you were 16 in 2009 on the 2nd of May, and back in 2009, this was number one. Jai Ho. You're the reason that I breathe. Ho. You're the reason that you believe. And the Pussycat Dolls and Jai Ho. Me. Jai Ho.

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. What movie was this for? And the Pussycat Dolls and Jai Ho. What movie was this for? It was for a movie. Yeah, it was for a movie. Producer Ellie knows it. Producer Ellie. Slumdog Millionaire. Yes, it was. I thought it was Slumdog Millionaire,

but I didn't want to say it in case it came across as racist. No, yeah, it was for Slumdog Millionaire. And what a tune. And what a tune. That's my vote. Renee, your song, your birthday banger is my vote. It's Bree's vote as well. You win.

Oh, awesome. Handy P. What a bop. And Renee, you're in the draw for Wednesday for The Secret Day. Friday Jam's live tickets, maybe. Congratulations. Thank you.

Here you go, New Zealand. Yes. Turn this up. Haven't heard this in ages. This is the winner of Birthday Banger ZM For you I will go all the way, I'm gonna take you higher I keep it steady, steady is how I feel it This beat is heavy, so heavy you won't feel it You are the reason that I breathe You are the reason that I still believe

You are my destiny Stay home No there is nothing that can stop us Play hooo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh- I want you now I know you can save me I need you now I'll lose forever I will follow Any way Never gonna let go I'll take you to a place

This fantasy of you and me I'll never you to a place, this fantasy of you and me, I'll never lose that chance. I can feel you rushing through my veins, there's an ocean and more, and I will never be the same. Just keep it burning, yeah baby, just keep it coming. You're gonna follow, baby, I'm one in a million You are the reason that I breathe You are the reason that I still believe You are my destiny

No, there is nothing that can stop us Nothing can ever come between us So come and dance with me Take me home You and me, it's just me Catch me, catch me, catch me, come on, catch me I want you now I know you can save me, come and save me

I need you now I am yours forever, it's forever I will follow Any way, any day, never gonna let I need you, I'm ready, so take it You are the reason that I breathe You are the reason that I breathe J-HOPE You are the reason that I still go on

J-HOPE You are my destiny J-HOPE Oh oh oh oh J-HOPE Nowhere is nothing like this, all of us All of us Nothing can ever come between us

So come and dance with me J-HOPE J-HOPE ZM, Brian Clayton, that is the winner of Birthday Banger from A.R. Rahman and the Pussycat Dolls. That's Jai Ho, good birthday banger. They need to do more collabs like that. Oh, the Pussycat Dolls? No, just like where you join Indian music and pop music together. It's very uplifting, right?

It's awesome. I love it. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. The finale last night of Celebrity Treasure Island. We had the champion boxer. We had the champion rugby league player. And we had the guy who's done a bit of weather stuff. The boys are in!

Sam Wallace and Shane Cameron. Hello, boys. Hello, hello, hello. How are we? Yeah, well, delighted. It was a hell of a night last night, wasn't it? And look, if you haven't seen it, we're about to spoil it for you. You've got three seconds to leave.

Three, two, one. Sammy Wallace. Yeah! $100,000 for Starship. Congratulations, bro. Thank you so much. And only two graves away was Shane. He was knocking at the door.

You were close. He was checking back and front. He was right there on my heels. If I'd have been literally 30 seconds later, you would have got there. You would have found it. Yeah.

And it was either Bree or Matt said straight after, what did you think when you heard the clunk on top of the... The treasure chest. What did you think when Sammy got it?

I said, I wanted to knock him out. Can I just say, when he woke up, you're like, he didn't win. I said, I wanted to knock him out. But as deaf as I am, I heard the clunk on top of the thing and I knew that was all over. Look, someone who is close to me who's been watching the show is my mum. She hasn't seen the finale yet.

She doesn't know who wins. She doesn't know who wins. She doesn't know who wins. She's been asking me all morning, I need the link to this episode, rah, rah, rah. Anyway, I thought it'd be fun, and Clint and I have decided we'll give her a call, and without knowing that you guys are here, we're going to ask her who she doesn't want to win. Look at her, Sam's looking at me like...

I know what she's going to say. Well, do we? Whatever you do, just do your best. She's going to watch it tonight. No matter how low your feelings get, try not to reveal it to her. Try not to reveal it, because then she will actually hear you. Alright, so we're going to put in the call now.

So you guys aren't here. You guys aren't here. She's very unfiltered, my mother, so I apologise in advance. Hello? Hey, Mum. How are you going? Good. Hey, did you get the link I sent you for the finale episode?

No, I haven't got it yet. Oh, okay. No, honestly, Brianna, if I don't get it soon, I'm going to just go on and track it down. All right, well, relax. I wanted to ask you because you're like one of the only people I know now that wouldn't know who won. I want to know from you, who don't you want to win?

Oh, jeez. No, I think they're all great, Brianna. I think they've all got great courses. Take the charities out of it. Based on what you've seen in the game, you need to say who most would you not like to see to win. Is it Shane Cameron or is it Sam Wallace? The least likely?

Yes. I reckon Shane Wallace. Hey, Mumma Di, it's Clint. Hi, Clint. How you going, mate? You've just put two of the people together. It's Shane Cameron and Sam Wallace. Which one did you mean?

Shane's the boxer, isn't he? Shane's the boxer. Do you not want him to win? Sam Wallace. No, Sam Wallace. You don't want Sam to win? Yes. Hey, hold on, Mum. I've just got someone here. Oh, no. Hello, Sam Wallace. You don't want Sam to win? Yes. Hey, hold on, Mum.

I've just got someone here. Oh, no. Hello, sweetheart. How are you? Oh, no. I was starting to believe in you there because what I felt is I felt the internet turn. I'm so sorry, Sam. No, let me reason with you.

I felt like everyone hated me at the start, but towards the end there, I thought people were starting to like me. Did he grow on you, Mum? Yeah, they all grew on me. No, I didn't believe you when you said that. Thank you very much, Shane Cameron. Thank you very much. Thank you very much.

Let me know your address and I'll send you a present. You're amazing. Absolutely amazing. Shane Cameron, Sam Wallace. Enjoy the finale, Mama Di. Sorry, guys. All right. Well, Shane Cameron, good to see you.

And Sam Wallace, congratulations. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Or is that Shane Wallace? Shane Wallace. That's a hell of a combination of a person, isn't it? Both muscly, athletic and arrogant. The weather's going to punch you in the face.

Alarm anyone or upset anyone, but I need to come clean about something. I applied for a new job yesterday. Did you? Yeah. Is it a TV job? No. It's not a TV job? Not a TV job. Is it a TV job? No. It's not a TV job? Not a TV job.

Is it another radio job? No, not another radio job. What is it? It's, um, the title is Chief Garlic Bread Taste Tester. Oh, well, you'd be silly not to apply for that. It is my dream role. Yeah, some birds you cannot cage. I would not be a good friend if I stood in the way of you in achieving this dream.

I would have to let you go. As much as I love working with you, if you got this opportunity, I'd have to let you go. It's pretty exciting. And I've had about a million people tag me in this on Facebook because they know how much I love garlic bread. And I just wanted to run a few things past you to think, I mean, you know me well enough

and I believe you'd probably think I was already qualified. I bought you garlic bread as a gift the other day. It's the best gift you can buy me. Everybody else got champagne and I got you a loaf of garlic bread. I loved it. So the job is actually for a couple of days at Domino's headquarters in Brisbane. Oh, just a couple of days?

Yeah. Oh, that's okay. You can do both. Yeah, I can do both. Yeah, sweet. Which I headquarters in Brisbane. Oh, just a couple of days? Yeah. Oh, that's okay. You can do both. Yeah, I can do both. Yeah, sweet. Which I'm from Brisbane. It's my local playing field, so I feel like that's already working.

Home ground advantage. Yeah. What does the chief garlic bread taster for Domino's do? It says here you'll spend a couple of days at Domino's HQ in Brisbane sampling our delicious garlic breads and other products, including a sneak peek at what's coming up. What's coming up? Well, I don't know.

You'll get a sneak peek and you'll provide important feedback to the team all while being paid. It's a paid job. They pay you for that? Yes. Right. So apparently the ideal candidate. Because I know you'd do it for free. I would do it for free. It's one of those jobs you do for this? Yes. Right. So apparently the ideal candidate. Because I know you'd do it for free.

I would do it for free. It's one of those jobs you do for product. Literally. Imagine if you got a lifetime supply of garlic bread. Yeah. Now that I would definitely do it for. It says here to be the ideal candidate, you never met a carb you didn't like.

Oh, hang on. That's absolutely correct. Does not identify as a vampire. I think that's correct. I mean, it's daytime. You're out here. I think that's correct. Understands the perfect crunch to softness ratio.

I believe you do. Oh, well, let me just check. Crispy on the outside, gooey soft in the middle. Yep. Yep. It says experience and qualifications Minimum of five years experience in garlic bread consumption How about 29 years?

Yeah, how about 29? Has a detailed understanding of the pizza and garlic bread relationship I'm Italian So yes, I do Has burned their fingers at least once not being able to wait for the garlic bread to cool down. I don't know that about you, but is that true? More than a couple of times.

A lot. Yeah, so anyway, I've applied. Have you actually applied? I've actually legit applied. I think you'll get it. And you know what? Because it said in the thing you either need to write 200 words as to why you want to be, you know, the garlic bread tester

or you can send in a video. I sent in the video of you and I. You know when we went on that journey of getting garlic bread crust here to New Zealand? With Jackie from Domino's Mount Eden. I mean, if they don't watch that video of us and think garlic bread crusader, then... here to New Zealand? With Jackie from Domino's Mount Eden. I mean, if they don't watch that video of us and think Garlic Bread Crusader, then... What more are they looking for, right?

What more do they want? Right, okay. Well, congratulations in advance. And, I mean, don't even bother putting in a leaf form. As long as you bring us back some garlic bread, I think you're good to go on this one. Hell yeah! ZM Spree and Clint

the podcast last week on the show we bought you breaking intercourse news actually no we can reiterate don't say that mate what breaking intercourse news

no that sounds horrific we bought you we bought you um intercourse can I say intercourse news no

no straight out of Indonesia Can I say intercourse? No. Straight out of Indonesia, if you go to Bali, the law would prevent you from doing it with your partner if you guys weren't married. Yeah, this was a pretty shocking story. And, I mean, it turned me off. Well, it was fine for me as a married man. I was like, well, add Bali to the trip. which is good because there'll be less of you guys around.

It'll be easier to get around, you know? What do you mean less of you guys? What do you think? You're above us single people. You know, you randy singles. What do you think? You're above us, all us unmarried people. Well, under Indonesian law, it seems that I am.

What if I can't find anyone to marry? Your problem. Maybe Rarotonga is the destination for you. Good, I don't want to be around you icky married people then. Bali Tourism have issued an urgent statement. So I guess we've got more breaking intercourse news.

Because this would have a huge effect on it, right? This would have a huge effect on the tourist dollar. 100%. Or you randy singles would change your destinations. And not just singles, people who aren't married. That's what I mean by singles, you know. What, so you're saying if people aren't married, they're single? Well, legally, yep.

In the eyes of the Indonesian law, Bali Tourism has said the Bali Hotel Association is urging tourists to stay calm And continue their activities Planned or otherwise As usual Do not take any notice Of the Bali sex ban Because

Basically they're saying don't worry about it You'll be sweet as What do you mean though? They might have said this to Chappelle Corby and look what happened to her. You want to bring a bit of hooch into Bali? Don't worry about it. That's a bit different.

She had a boogie board bag full of tepuki thunder. I know, but you know what I'm saying. They're saying that the law is more directed at Indonesian citizens. What do you mean, more directed at? Well, it's saying it's more... Because they're hardline. They're like, we don't want you living together if you're not married.

They're also making it illegal over there to cheat on your partner. Like, actually illegal. Like, you'll go to prison if you cheat on your partner. But yeah, the official advice from Bali to them is don't worry about it. I mean, I wouldn't do it on the street. I wouldn't do it at a beach club in one of the poolside cabanas.

We should do a radio promo where we send producer Ben over there to test it. Good idea. I do see one problem, though. What? Someone has to have intercourse with him. Yeah, didn't think that through. Anyway, that's your Breaking Into Course news. I think it's got a ring to it.

I think it's a good name for a segment. No, it's not. We're not doing that again. Not doing what? ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Look at that time of the year. What's that? It's that time of the year where Forbes releases the list of the highest paid actors.

Oh, yeah. I actually am really interested in this. I'm always interested in this. I'm always interested in what someone else earns. So these things fascinate me. And when it's the mega wealthy, I definitely want to know about it. Let's start at number 19. I'm just going to go with probably the most famous people

because there's a few people in there that I actually don't know. As Ellie likes to call her, Charise Theron or Charlize Theron as she's more commonly known. Wow. Yeah. She's earned in the last year $23 million. Big number. What's she done in the last year?

She did Oceans. Oh, no, that was a few years ago, wasn't it? That was like two years ago. Yeah. She's done something else recently too that I saw her in. Enough to be number 19 on the list though. Yeah. She did that one where she's playing one of the TV news reporters and stuff.

That movie that's about to be released. Coming in at number 18, Margot Robbie. $23.5 million. This one pains me to say it. 16, Kaley Cuoco. Oh, from Big Bang Theory. $25 million. The star of Big Bang Theory.

15, Jennifer Aniston at $28. 14, Nicole Kidman. She earned $34 million. Reese Witherspoon coming in at $13. $35 million. And as we get into the lower numbers, obviously there's more males. Oh, okay. Yeah.

I didn't hear any dudes in there. No. Between 20 and 10. No, 12 is Will Smith, $35 million. Oh, yeah. Nine is Sofia Vergara. Sofia Vergara. From Modern Family? Yes.

She earned more money than Will Smith. Yeah, you know how much money she earned? How much? $44 million. No, I know what it is. I know what it is. What is it? The Head and Shoulders commercial.

Oh, yeah, that pays good. That pays real good. Scarlett Johansson came in at number eight, and this is for all of her work in the Avengers films. Oh, true. And she earned $56 million. Adam Sandler, he tied for six with Bradley Cooper. How did Adam Sandler in 2019 come in at number six?

Dude, he made that movie with Jennifer Aniston that's going bonkers on Netflix. So? And then he's always in the stuff. I mean, I'm happy for him, but Happy Gilmore was a long for him. He's also a producer and a writer and stuff. Right, okay. They both earned $57 million. Robert Downey Jr. came in at number three, $66 million. Iron Man.

For his Iron Man stuff. Who do you think is in the top two? Top two highest paid actors. Is it like a George Clooney? Chris Hemsworth is number two. Chris Hemsworth is number two. Chris Hemsworth is number two. Thor and all his Avengers movies. $76.4 million.

Coming in at number one. Highest paid actors. You want to have a guess? Brad Pitt. Dwayne The Rock Johnson. Of course it's The Rock. $89.4 million. He deserves it.

Do you think it just annoys him that he just didn't hit the 90? Yeah, it would. I mean, he's the only guy who can play the same character in every movie that he's in. But he does it well. And he gets paid $90 million. Well, almost $90 million. Almost.

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