ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 26th 2018

Episode Date: September 26, 2018

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ZM! Let's go, go, go! Now let me see you dance! ZM's Brie and Clint! Good afternoon New Zealand, Brie and Clint. Hello mate. Hello mate. We're in early this morning to talk to Fletchbourne and Megan. That's right. And release the video of the bisexualist. She's out there now. We want to talk about that soon, but first I just wanted to take you back to this morning. So we're in here, it's 8.30 in the

morning, and who do we see but the man that Bree sniffed last week when she was drunk. Don't talk about this on the radio. Jeremy Wells, who works in another radio station in the same building. That's the first time you've seen him sober, right? He's my dream boyfriend. I ran.

Yeah. I saw him, and then my flatmate Annabelle was like, come on, I'll introduce you. Come on, let's go. And I was like, no. And then ran. You can't meet him now because you sniffed him before you met him and now he knows you sniffed him because people tagged him on the video. No, he doesn't know.

He knows. He knows. He uses social media. We tagged him on Instagram. He probably was flattered. Plus you know when you're being sniffed. Who doesn't like to be sniffed? Most people without permission, I think. Anyway, the bisexualer is out. Her name is Annalise. If you haven't seen her yet,

go and see her on our Facebook page. Absolute babe. Head to the Facebook page right now if you've been on the fence about signing up whether to go on dates because you know, it's a bit out there. I think the video might entice you. She joins us in the studio at 5 o'clock today but next, if you've got any questions

or comments or feedback or anything so far, we'd love to hear it from you right now. Get in touch, 0800 dial ZM or you can text it through on 9696 as well. We'll cover it all off after the Chainsmokers and Coldplay. This is ZM, Bree and Clint. ZM's Bree and Clint. ZM's Bree and Clint.

She's out there. She's yours to view and see and date now, New Zealand. The bisexualer has been revealed. Yeah, and Elise, she's 23. Finally, we revealed on Fletch, Vaughan and Megan this morning what she looked like. Yeah, her video is out. God, she did well with that video shoot. She did so well.

She's not a professional model like us. She looks like one in the video. It's so glamour. She just handled it so well. So we're very proud of her and she's our pet project now. We are trying to find the right people to date her. It's really tough because, I mean, I really and you are the same. We really want to find people that we think would be a good match for her.

Yes, but we also need to close the entries shortly. So if you're on the fence, this video is the last thing. Well, she is coming in at five, actually. You'll hear from her in person at five, but this is her. So you should know one way or the other whether she's your type and whether you'd like to date her from this. Last piece of the puzzle, go sign up now because if you don't do it today, you're going to miss out

because we pretty much are going to close entries tonight. This morning when we came in and talked to Fletch, Vaughan and Megan about it, Fletch said something that I found interesting and Vaughan agreed with him, Megan not so much. They said that we're not going to be successful with this and she's not going to be successful finding somebody because she's bisexual. And that because, and I'm asking you how you feel about this, by the way, they're saying because she's bisexual, if she chooses a woman, she'll always be wondering, oh, maybe I should be with a man. And if she chooses a man,

she'll be going, oh, I wish I had a woman in here as well. How do you feel about that? I think that's ridiculous. Because I mean, I get what they're saying, but at the end of the day, it depends on the person. I mean, if you're someone who obviously is never happy with what you've got, then you're always going to be looking whether you're bisexual, straight, pansexual, whatever whatever that's the type of person just because she's bisexual doesn't mean she is going to be like that i don't agree with that i think if you're in love with someone then that's enough it doesn't matter about their gender i think the idea of this thing too is to sort of like reverse or break down some stereotypes and do you think the stereotype is that bisexual people are promiscuous?

Yes. That they're like, I'm bisexual so that I can hook up with everybody. Yeah, I kind of do think that's a bit of a stereotype, which I don't agree with at all. That is such a society thing, like a label that they've put on bisexual people. I just think being bisexual means you're attracted to a female, you can be attracted to a man, but then you're also,

it's about the personality too. Yeah. Like you have to have that chemistry with someone. Yeah. You know, that vibe. Okay, I just wanted to put it to you. What do you think? No, no, I feel the same.

Yeah. But no one had put that to us yet. But I think it's interesting. You know what I found probably the most interesting is that obviously we've learnt about Annalise is that she's had a long relationship with a male. Six and a half years. Which was her, pretty much her only real relationship that she's had. I think it's her first love type situation. Yeah. But then she's never had a real relationship with a woman. So, and I mean

it's such a hard thing. I don't know who she's going to pick. Neither do I. I do know that we've had some great guys apply and some great girls, but we're probably looking for a few more girls, right? I mean, we're looking for everyone right now. Yeah, yeah. Because we really want to find some great candidates and some really good matches for Annalise. If you think that is you, go watch the video,

see what you think, get her vibe. You can sign up at our Facebook page. The link is there to sign up. Brie's been grilling her. She's been like, so just tell me what, I need to know See what you think. Get her vibe. You can sign up at our Facebook page. The link is there to sign up. Bree's been grilling her. She's been like, so just tell me what, like, I need to know exactly what you like. I need to know hair colour. I need to know, like, what sort of job you want. What sports do they like?

What side do they butter their toast? Just seriously, do you eat the crust? How do they, how do they, you know, does eggs matter? How they like their eggs? You and I could start a matchmaking business after this. Let's see if we're successful first, okay? We'll start with this one. One step at a time.

And then we'll see how it goes. Like if it's a huge disaster, I don't know if our dating company is going to be that successful. I mean, we can just brush this under the rug. Zinni is brilliant, Clint. Remember a couple of months ago, there was that real, real bad version of the New Zealand national anthem that the American lady performed.

I felt so bad for her. So I think it was in Chicago or something like that. It was at a Kiwis rugby league game. Just to jog your memory. I'll go for the moon. Michael, Michael. Oh, you've got to feel for it. I would like this afternoon to restore your faith in national anthems. What have you got for me?

I've got possibly the most rousing rendition of a national anthem ever performed. What anthem are we talking? Now, it's not the New Zealand national anthem. Okay. Which I'm going to go on record. Please don't. This is not treason, but I don't think the New Zealand national anthem is very good.

You don't like it? Eh, it's a bit. It's a bit eh. What do you think of Aussies? I honestly, and this might be treason. I think you guys have got a great anthem. Producer Ellie's the same. Yeah.

You guys seem to really like the Australian one. It's an exciting anthem. You've got a good anthem. South Africa's got a great anthem. Producer Ellie's the same. Yeah. You guys seem to really like the Australian one. It's an exciting anthem. You've got a good anthem. South Africa's got a good anthem. It's fun to sing, you know. And you know who else has a good anthem? Who? Politics aside, America.

They do. I'm about to play you a seven-year-old girl singing the American national anthem at the opening of an LA Galaxy football game. Whoa, that's a pretty big deal. That's the team David Beckham used to play for. It's the team David Beckham owns. No, no, he used to play for them. He owned a different one.

Oh, I was going to say. This is her. Her name is Malia. She's seven years old. She's in the middle of the stadium, and this is her anthem. And now here to perform the American National Anthem, please welcome our Galaxy Social Night contest winner,

the tiny but mighty seven-year-old singer from Los Angeles, Malaya Emma Chandra Dwijaya. Pardon me? Give her an upstanding, please. Okay. Oh, say,

can you see by the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming Whose bright stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight Oh, the ramparts we watched

were so gallantly She's seven, by the way. And the rocket So gallantly She's seven, by the way. And the rocket's around the air The bombs bursting in air Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there

Take us home, Malia. Take us home. Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave Here we go. Oh, my God. Machine gun Firework finish Now if that doesn't Get you excited For a game of

Soccer football I don't know What's going to Americans are so Over the top aren't they Seven years old That was incredible Doesn't that make you

Feel like a 20 something year old Failure So the Falau's Back in the news Is Ralph Falau And his wife Doesn't it make you feel like a 20-something-year-old failure? Zinni is brilliant, Clint. So the Falau's back in the news. Is Ralph Falau and his wife Maria Falau? Yes, from the Silver Ferns. Yeah, I mean, probably would she be one of the best netballers

for New Zealand of all time? Oh, I don't know about all time. She's pretty bloody good. She's definitely one of the best right now. She's a great shooter. The Adelaide Thunderbirds, which is one of the teams over in Aussie in their netball competition, has

just confirmed they've signed Maria for the 2019 season. Is she going to play for Adelaide? Yeah, she's playing for the Thunderbirds. She's one of the reasons she couldn't play in New Zealand is because she wanted to be closer to Israel and he plays in Sydney. Yeah, that's interesting, isn't it?

How close is Sydney and Adelaide? Not very close. Got you. It's not a car trip. It's an aeroplane trip. Yeah, all right. But there's massive outrage now from all the Adelaide Thunderbirds fans about signing her.

I can assume why, but can you tell us why? So they're not happy. So if you don't know the Thunderbirds history, in the last couple of seasons, they've lost 27 matches. So they've pretty much only won one match in two seasons. So they need a Maria Folau. So they need someone obviously to go in there and play really well. Yeah. So in terms of that, she's a great signing because she's an incredible player, but they're not happy because they don't like how she's aligned with obviously the same views as Israel Folau

and she supported him when he came out against homosexuality in April. So they're not happy. That's the reason I thought they wouldn't be happy. Yeah. So they're saying, you know, a lot of people were blowing up on Twitter and they're like, you know, we understand why you've signed her, but, you know, are you assuring how fans and some of the players who could be from that community, the LGBTIQ community,

how they feel about it? You know, having someone who's openly against it in the team. This is the fans saying that? This is the fans, yes. Isn't that good that they'd rather take a moral, even when their team sounds like the worst team in the team. This is the fans saying that? This is the fans. Isn't that good that they'd rather take a moral, even when their team sounds like the worst team in the competition. They're sucking. Even when they suck so hard

and they've been offered a netball Michael Jordan. Exactly. They're still taking an ethical stance and going, hang on, she isn't quite aligned with the way that we think in 2018. Yeah, there's a lot of fans that are worried about that. Because it's the opposite of what the Wallabies have done. They've just gone, oh, did Israel for the last time say some bad shit, did he? We don't care.

He's a good player. We're actually not very good at the moment. We need him. He's pretty good. So let's just pretend he didn't say it. Isn't it interesting how different that is? Israel, Israel, Israel, Israel, Israel. Can you just zip it?

He's like, no. And they go, okay, that's fine. It's weird because she didn't used to be this controversial as well. Because we were talking about this before. Maria, yeah. And you were saying how she was like a bit of a New Zealand sweetheart. She was a top level celebrity in New Zealand. Like she was really successful.

She was a great player. You said she had real good bants in interviews. Yeah, yeah. Her and Paul Henry had a thing. Well, not a thing, but they had like a – Right. She did good interviews and now I just – You don't really hear much from her, do you?

I don't want to talk to her, yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. And it's interesting to see and I was talking off air to you about one of my mates who kind of started – it's interesting when someone starts dating someone who has really obviously strong views about something and maybe you don't necessarily

have those views but when obviously you're with someone and you get married you know, it's kind of sad. When you're married you kind of got to have a united front on whatever it is. God you'd be gutted if you married someone and then you found out that they had some real like...

What I'm saying is, before you get married, do your research. Yeah. Good idea. Zinni is brilliant, Clint. I love when you don't know what's about to happen. I don't. It's so fun. I think the last time you said to me, I'm not going to tell you what we're doing.

You just have to trust me. I ended up with a perm. So please forgive me if I seem a little tense. Yesterday on the show, I made a massive claim. We've got the replay. You make a lot of massive claims. Yeah, that's true. But this is the massive claim I'm talking about.

I cooked a lasagna in the dishwasher once. What? Yeah, you can cook stuff in the dishwasher. I cooked a lasagna in the dishwasher once. What? Yeah, you can cook stuff in the dishwasher. That's not lasagna in the dishwasher once. What? Yeah, you can cook stuff in the dishwasher. That's not gross, but it sounds like a soggy meal. It's not great.

And you should clean the dishwasher first. Because otherwise it's real gross. Don't put detergent in, right? Yeah, don't. Off the back of that, I've come up with this. Dishwasher. Cooking in the washer. That's right, Clint. I'm a trained chef when it comes to cooking in a dishwasher.

And please, Producer Ben, bring in something I prepared earlier. What is this? I've got a foil-covered package. It looks a little bit like air's rock. I've been in the kitchen. I'm going to guess that this is an uncooked lasagna. You would guess correct, my friend. I have whipped up a vegetarian because we're inclusive here

and I know you're a vegetarian sometimes. Well, closet. Thanks, you've just outed me as a vegetarian. Sorry, mate. Well, I wanted you to be able to try my cooking and I feel like I should prove to you. I'm just going gonna jump off this mic Ben if you wanna go

grab the other mic for me you want me to the first cooking of yours that I ever taste to be out of a dishwasher cause so far the only meal I've had prepared by you

was a platter and it was dips and cheese mate I do a good platter why is your lasagna round like why is it why is it a lasagna mound like I would've expected

it to be don't be hating on the lasagna pass me the lasagna here you go I I would have expected it to be. Don't be hating on the lasagna. Pass me the lasagna. Here you go. I'm going to cross live from out in the kitchen. Yeah, all right. I'm guessing we, how long does it take to cook a lasagna in a dishwasher? Like, I don't think it's a microwave type situation.

Are you there? Mate. Yeah. Can you hear me? I've got you. Oh, you can't hear me. I've got you. Okay, cool.

Sweet, I can't hear you that well. All right. I'm just making my way out to the kitchen. The dishwasher, I mean, semi-cleaned. I'm just going to place the pre-made lasagna into the bottom rack of the dishwasher. You'll be able to see this online at our Instagram page. I'm now putting the drawer back in. I've preset the dishwasher to cook, which is not a real setting,

but, you know, what are you going to do? What setting have you put it on? I've put it on sanitise. Sanitise, maximum heat. Is that the hot one? Yeah, okay. I'm going to hold down the start button and engage cooking. Can I ask what devices you've employed to keep the lasagna dry in the dishwasher?

Nothing really. It's not in a bowl. It's just in alfoil. I mean, that's about it. You don't think you should have put it in like a systemic container or anything like that? No. I mean, you're the cook. You're the dishwasher Gordon Ramsay in this situation.

I trained at Polytech in this. You can take the course at Polytech. It's a dishwashing cooking course. Yeah, got you. In an hour's time, Clinton, I will reveal the lasagna cooking in a dishwasher and you will try it live on air. Okay. Yeah, you're on.

I'm just glad it's not chicken or anything because I think there's very limited side effects from eating a poorly cooked vegetarian lasagna. Yeah, well, we don't want to kill you. Yeah. Is it on? It's now commenced. Yep, commenced cooking and we will have a finished product in just under an hour. One more thing.

You didn't put any dishwashing liquid in there, did you? Only just a little bit. Do you need a check? I also put a load on. I needed to do some plates, so I'm doing two birds with one stone, you know? Is that a tomato sauce and is that finished Powerball that I can taste? It's going to be delicious. This is delightful.

Mate, thank me later. Oh, yeah. Cool. See you at dinner time. Zedian's Brilliant Clip. is delightful. Mate, thank me later. Oh yeah, cool. See you at dinner time. Alright, this is where we get your birthday. We figure out what song was top in the charts here in New Zealand on your 16th birthday and we play the best one in full. First up,

Jazz. Hi, Jazz. Hi, Jazz. Hi. What's your birthday? 4th of August, 1999. Okay, Jazz. Hi, Jazz. Hi. What's your birthday? 4th of August, 1999. Okay, Jazz, you were 16 in 2015 on the 4th of August. And back in 2015, a couple of years ago, this was top of the chart. Oh, banger. Were the boys still together in 2015? The boys?

Yeah. One Direction? Yeah. 1D? I think so. Really? Now, I know producer Ellie will want this to be played. How do you feel about it, Jess?

Love One Direction. Yeah. Who's your favourite? Yeah, who's your favourite? Oh, Harry Styles. Typical. When's someone going to ring up and say... Liam.

Hi, Caroline. Hi, Caroline. Hi. What's your birthday? It's the 13th of May, Caroline. Hi, Caroline. Hi. What's your birthday? It's the 13th of May, 1996. Okay, Caroline, you were 16 in 2012 on the 13th of May, and this is your birthday bangers. She said, I don't want to be left in this world tonight.

Am I alone in this? Do you remember this song, Caroline? No. No, okay. Neither. This is by an artist called K-Nan. It's with Nelly Furtado. Right.

And fun fact about this song, New Zealand is the only country where this song went to number one. Why? The only, I don't know, just for some reason, that one song, it's one hit wonder. There was never another song, but that song. Caroline, are you a little bit disappointed? I'm majorly disappointed.

Yeah, you have to tell people. I was hoping for an absolute banger. Well, it kind of is, but when people say, what's your birthday banger? You have to say, K-nan. And then explain what that is. Yeah, tell the backstory. Well, good luck with that one. Let's go to the last one.

Hello, Anne. Hi. What's your birthday? 30th of July, 1983. Okay, Anne, you were 16 in 1999 on the 30th of July. Back in the 90s, this was number one. Oh, Anne. Anne, you get Ricky Martin.

How does that make you feel? Hell yeah, it is, Anne. You know what? I think it's better than the other two. Hell yeah, it is, Anne. You know what? I'm going to make an executive decision right now. Let's get a whole lot of ladies pregnant. Here you go, Anne. Your birthday bangers. We love it.

Ricky Martin. You're welcome, New Zealand. ZM, Bree and Clint, that's your birthday bangers today from Ricky Martin. Livin' La Vida Loca for Anne. How bloody hot is Ricky Martin?

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La Vida Loca. La Vida Loca. La Vida Loca. La Vida Loca. to even her odds out a little bit. Someone's just texted another fun fact about that song. Yeah. Apparently, that song there, Livin' La Vida Loca, was Channing Tatum's first paid gig dancing in the music video. No way.

Apparently. Go back to the Livin' La Vida Loca video and see if you can find a young Channing Tatum. God, two hot men. Yeah. ZD is brilliant. Annalise, our bisexualer, is in studio. Hello.

Hello. You're finally here. So you're the person who's put yourself forward to be our little experiment. Yep. Yeah. You trust us to find you love. Just, I think. How are you feeling about everything? Because it's slowly

starting to get more and more real. You had a photo shoot yesterday. Your face is going up on billboards today. I think after the photo and the video being released today, it seems so much more real. You said you had heaps of people messaging you. Yeah, I had heaps of friends and people that I knew message me, like giving me a lot of support, which I was really stoked about.

There was also people being like, what the hell, how did we not know about this? Yeah. I had one friend saying, well, that's a great way to come out of the closet. I was like, dude, that happened like a year and a half ago. Well, there will be people who don't know though, right? People from your past and they go, I didn't

know you were a bisexual. Well, they know now. They definitely do now. You're on a billboard. So we are currently looking for guys and girls to date you, three of each. What's the most people you've dated at one time? I don't think I've ever dated someone more than one time.

Yeah, good answer. So you've never had like three on the go? No. Yeah, neither. How are you going to handle six? That's a lot of work. At least it's kind of like in a socially acceptable environment to be doing that with six people. Radio station competition?

Yeah, like if she was just doing that on her own accord. Yeah, I don't think that'd be a good thing. Not so much. A couple of important bits that we should have probably checked off beforehand. Your parents know about this? They're not finding out from the billboard? No.

Your dad's not driving home, he's like, that's my bloody daughter! What the hell's going, what's a boy, sexualer? What's a, what? She's going to date a cyclist or something. Can you tell us, because when you entered the competition, I found it really interesting. You and your dad actually spoke about this kind of concept

before we even launched it, right? What happened? So we were out for dinner with the family and I was just like telling my parents, I was like, oh, if I'm 25 and still single, I'm going to go and like marry at first sight. And I always used to say it as a joke. And then my dad just turned and goes, no, no, you don't,

don't want to show like that. You need to show like the one that Taylor Tequila had where she had, she dated both guys and girls. I was kind of like, dad, that's a real good idea. And then this came out and I was like, damn. Hashtag progressive dad. Yeah. How cool is your dad?

Yeah. Shout out to Annalise's dad. What's his name? Rob. Rob. Has he got a partner? Yes, my mom. That's dad What's his name? Rob Rob Has he got a partner? Yes my mum That's how she's here

Yeah you're true And then when two people Love each other Yeah and I'm understanding With the logistics It's just You don't know what happened Down the track

Yeah true Don't assume okay Rob may No he's taken So he's fine Two things One If you want to date Annalise

Get in quick The link is on All of our social media Best one is our Facebook page you need to fill out the form I'm going to say tonight at the latest

it has to be tonight at the latest or else you're going to miss out there's a video there like if it's a looks based thing for you that's fine

you can go and perv clint's like that I mean some people just you know care about looks alright well your wife's hot

yes she is hey and Elise you back off mate we're looking for dates for you okay you'll have six care about looks. All right. Well, your wife's hot. Yes. She is. Hey, Annalise, you back off, mate. We're looking for dates for you, okay? You'll have six. That's the first thing. Go and enter now.

Second thing, Bree wants to do something with you. Yeah, we want to do a quick fire question round. Okay. Yeah, you don't know about this. Do you know how this works? Nope. Bree's going to hit you machine gun style with a whole lot of questions. Oh, gosh. And we need you to answer As fast as you can

Okay Don't think about it Just say whatever comes to mind Okay It's not like we're on live radio It'll be fine Yeah yeah yeah Not at all

Okay You ready to go Brie? Oh I'm just re-looking At some of the questions And I'm like Questionable And at least the bisexual Are you ready to go?

Let's go Okay here we go A three Two One 60 seconds starts Now On a first date Who pays? Both pay You ready to go? Let's go. Okay, here we go. A three, two, one, 60 seconds starts now. On a first date, who pays?

Both pay. Best kiss you've ever had, was it with a boy or a girl? A girl. Ever been in love? Yes. Lights on or off? Oof. Ooh, depends.

I'd say both. Pizza or burgers? Oh, burgers. Eminem or Machine Gun Kelly? eminem scruncher or folder folder ross and rachel really on a break nah would you rather kiss ross or rachel rachel tattoos yes or no yeah alcoholic drink of choice? Tequila and ginger beer. Android or iPhone? iPhone. Cats or dogs?

Dogs. ZM or The Edge? The Edge. Great answer. Great answer. That's it. Oh, that's it? That's it.

That's all I've got. You've still got 15 seconds to go. Oh, do I? Oh. Okay, I hear what you're saying. Make it harder next time. Yeah. Oh, you just blitzed the...

I didn't know how many questions I was going to get right. Who put that horn at the end? I was going to say, is that from a 1920s car? Jesus. I'm not surprised you did the edge. That was interesting. Congratulations on coming this far. Good luck with the journey.

And Elise is the bisexualer. You can see her on our Facebook page right now. You can sign up to date her as well. Go do it. Zinni is the bisexualer. You can see her on our Facebook page right now. You can sign up to date her as well. Go do it. ZDM's brilliant client. Have you heard the big news in the bed industry? No, please. Fill me in on the big news in the bed industry.

It's big news in the bed world. What's your in with the bed industry? I mean, I've got a few cousins who... Who are you in bed with? Bed salesmen. Right, okay. Apparently, the waterbed is making a comeback. Get out. Yep, that's the news in the bed industry at the moment the waterbed yeah which i mean was it big back in the 70s

i had a waterbed no yeah i had a waterbed stop right through my teen years no are you serious until i moved out of home i had a waterbed how. How's your back? Not good. I bet. Not good at all. And I've never, you know what, I've never thought about the fact that it could have been because of the waterbed. I mean, probably. Whose idea was it to buy you a waterbed? Well, we were quite a waterbed-based family. Mum and Dad had a waterbed.

Were you birthed into water? No, I was birthed in a hospital. But Mum and Dad had a waterbed. Did they? And then me and my brother had single waterbeds. We had birthed in a hospital. But mum and dad had a water bed. Did they? And then me and my brother had single water beds. We had two single water beds. That's not a thing. That is a thing. No. It is. We have matching single water beds. And then when I got my own room, when I got older and I moved to the sleep bed, I said to mum, well, I'm an adult now. I need to get my own water bed.

And I got a queen size water bed. I'm just, your family's so strange. It's so weird. Who as a family has multiple waterbeds? Looking back on it now, yeah, it's a weird thing to identify with. Like I don't think I knew anyone else. I don't think I've ever met someone whose entire family had waterbeds. Me either. Have you? I haven't met anybody that's got a waterbed since that moment. And I didn't have any friends with waterbeds either. But I tell you what, it was warm. I bet. Did you feel the motion of the ocean?

You can get various degrees of motion in waterbeds. You can get ones that are called waveless. Really? And basically they're stuffed full of cotton wool. But if you're going to do that, what's the point of even having a waterbed? Exactly right. You know, if you can't feel that rocking back and forth, that sort of... That's such an interesting fact about you, can I say? You should put that on your resume. There's a company who are trying to make the waterbed come back into fashion. They're called

Afloat and they're trying to say that it's for the health benefits. So they're releasing all these waterbeds that are temperature controlled and health conscious consumers should buy it. They're all temperature controlled. That's how a waterbed works. Well, mate, I've never owned one. It has to have a heating pad under it permanently so that it can keep the water at body temperature. See, I would have no idea.

The only reason you know that is because you were a proud waterbed owner. Do you want to know something disgusting about waterbeds? Oh, God, what? If the water that you put in there is not clean. Do you want to know something disgusting about waterbeds? Oh, God, what? If the water that you put in there is not clean... Do you have to recycle it out? I don't know. But it can get a parasite inside the water. And because it's constantly kept at an incubating temperature,

those things can grow into, like, worms kind of thing. You can have, like, a waterbed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is my actual nightmare. Yeah, yeah. That's disgusting. But you're sleeping on a regular mattress that's full of, like. That is my actual nightmare. Yeah, yeah. That's disgusting. But you're sleeping on a regular mattress that's full of like bed lice and stuff and dust mites and yeah.

And sweat and all kinds of gross things. Waterbeds. Waterbeds. It's a good thing we have a waterbed. You can wipe it down. I wonder why you don't have one anymore. That's weird. So they range from $2,000 to $3,300.

Whoa, that's an expensive bed. Is it? Can I just, can I just, well, actually, no. It's about right. It's about right. Can I just say that this chat about waterbeds has fortified the waterbed community because they're already starting to call through.

Do you want to just... I was unaware that there's a waterbed community listening. Neither was I, but Mel, welcome to the show. You're live on ZM. Hello. Waterbed fan? Major waterard fan. Why, Mel?

What do you like about it? So my family all upgraded from dumbass hardbeards when I was eight. So I had a single Waterbeard from when I was eight years old. Me too. Yep. Amazing. Although, how's your back? It's fine.

Can you stop getting your family members to call up the show? It's weird. I was going to say, my back's fine because I regularly see a chiropractor. Yeah, I have two nails. Oh, no. Mel, are you still riding that waterbed dream? I did the whole overseas adventure, came back, and it had disappeared on me. So no, but my mum and my brother still have theirs.

Wow. That'll be worth something. Interesting that Mel's given it up. She's given up that waterbed life. I would, in a heartbeat, spend that $3,000 to get a new one. Well, these are fresh on the market, Mel. You enjoy. There you go.

A float is the name of them. The waterbed people are here. the market, Mel. You enjoy. There you go. A float is the name of them. The water beard people are here. Let's ask them. 0800 dial ZM. Do you currently own and use, sleep on every night, a water bed? Are you passionate about sleeping on a water bed? You can also text us on 9696. ZDM's brilliant client.

Apparently, the popular 1970s trend, the waterbed, is making a comeback. And we just learned that Clinton Roberts is from a family of waterbed users. Yeah, waterbedders. That sounds wrong. I can't believe your whole family had waterbeds. I didn't even realise they made single ones. No, well, now looking back it seems. You know everything's normal when you're a kid?

It's in your house. Everyone must sleep in these things. And then you've slowly realised that not many other people. They had a grey vinyl trim around the edge of them and we were happy. They were great days. We're asking on 0800 Dial ZM this afternoon, do you currently own and use a waterbed?

Roy. How you doing? Waterbedder. Not anymore, but I'm in the same boat as you and we all had waterbeds growing up. And how's your back now, Roy? My back's fine. Yeah.

I think there might be a misnomer that they're bad for your backs. But I mean, I do see it making a comeback in the 21st century or, well, you know, 2010, based on the fact that, like you said, it is easy to clean, so you can Netflix and chill in bed. Netflix and chill in bed, yeah, yeah, yeah, you can eat in there. Yeah, and I mean, it's nothing nicer than when it's freezing outside,

climbing into a bed that's pre-set to 30 degrees Celsius. I know. I mean, in's nothing nicer than when it's freezing outside, climbing into a bed that's preset for 30 degrees Celsius. I know. I mean, in today's energy efficiency standards, I mean, heating a sack full of water 24-7 is probably not the best way to go. It's called a water bottle. Yeah. All right, well. It's like a non-peasant, what's the word?

All right, all right. Hey, good to hear from you, man. Thank you. We want to know if you've. What happens if it leaks? What's the word? I've lost it. Yeah, all right, all right. Hey, good to hear from you, man. Thank you. We want to know if you've... What happens if it leaks? Oh, you don't want to know. Oh, God. You can wake up in a puddle for sure.

Oh, no. Amanda, have you got a waterbed at the moment? No, I don't, but my parents still do. We were also a waterbed family. How many, Amanda, are we talking? So, there's five kids. So we each had a single waterbed each. And then my parents. Would you get one now? They're coming back. Would you get one? No, definitely not.

My parents have recently upgraded theirs. So we all had the ones with the velvet sides. Yeah, I had that one when I upgraded to a queen. Yeah. So mum and dad had a queen one with the hard sides. Yeah. And then they upgraded to one that looks like an ordinary mattress, but looking at it, you can't tell.

It doesn't have the hard sides. Fancy. It's like a normal mattress that's had the inside cut out and a bladder put in the middle. Sounds like they're trying to hide their waterbedding from judgy people these days. Amanda, what would you think if you went home with a guy now and he had a waterbed?

I don't think I'd like that. Hello, Sailor. I'm coming aboard. Permission to board? I didn't bring a life jacket. Shall I walk the plank? Jo, have you got a waterbed? No, not anymore.

But when I was growing up, my parents had a queen waterbed and I had a single waterbed. Yeah. And they were like they were the wooden frame waterbed. God, it's good to know I wasn't alone. It is really good to know that I – there's a lot of safety precautions with the waterbed too. You can't run and jump onto it because it's

a big balloon of water. I had children obviously as I got older and I ended up buying two single waterbeds for two of my daughters and they had the pink velvet. You handed it down. I'm starting to think my kids will have a

waterbed one day. When you're a waterbed family, it's in your blood. No, it's not. Finally, Kev. G'day. Hello, Kev. Yeah, how you going? Waterbed user, Kev? No, no, never. What are you calling about? Well, if you've had

flatties with waterbeds that need to be moved, then you'll know that that's where the trouble starts. You know, everything's well and good when it's full of water and it's nice and warm, but the stuff leaks out, the thermostat thing's underneath the rail, the heating pad, catch fire and burn a hole in the base.

What are you trying to say? This has happened? Oh, yeah. People forget. All right. I'm very well bringing back a train from 20 years ago, but, yeah, all the freaking nightmares. Sounds like Kev had beef with his flatmate,

so he just went into their room and just... Sounds like he's got waterbed PTSD. Popped a hole in the waterbed. We've got a bleeder! To be honest, I'm not feeling it. I think this is a resurgence in popularity for New Zealand's best kind of bed, and you know what if... What's the name of that company? Af Zealand's best kind of bed. And you know what?

What's the name of that company? Afloat. Afloat. If you need someone to trial it out for you, send me a waterbed. I'll tell my wife. I think you'll sink. Then I'll put it up in the spare room and I'll go and sleep there alone. Zinian's Brain Club.

Quarter to six on a Wednesday. It's about time for some hashtag girl problems. Oh, yeah. I enjoy a girl problem. You do? Yeah. Do you feel like you've learnt anything? Learning, perspectivising. Is, yeah. I enjoy a girl problem. You do? Yeah. Do you feel like you've learnt anything? Learning,

perspectivising, is that a word? Don't know. Just really getting an appreciation for the world that I live in. You know what is a hashtag girl problem for me? What's that? Why the hell

is every t-shirt these days that they're selling in shops a crop? Oh, you don't rock a crop. I, mate, I ain't getting my rig out. I ain't getting my rig out. I ain't getting my stomach out. Where's the normal t-shirt?

Isn't a crop top about empowerment, though? Isn't it about going, girl, just wear whatever stomach you have? Yeah, but on me, I'm nearly, I'm what, 5'10"? It's not a crop. It's a sports bra. Bree, under boob is not appropriate for the office. I'm like, it's a crop. It's a crop top.

It's very on trend at the moment. What am I meant to do? So we get some of the guys from around the office here to voice some of the hashtag girl problems. So it makes it funnier. Here it is. Hashtag girl problems. Why is there always plenty of shampoo left,

but never any conditioner? Damn you conditioner, you floozy hair product. Stop spreading yourself so thin. Hashtag girl problems. Hi uterus, sit down, be humble. Hashtag girl problems. When your day is long. Do you think one of Jay-Z's 99 problems was strategically thinking of ways to squeeze into a pair of high-waisted skinny jeans after winter?

Probably not. Hashtag girl problems. I went on a date once where I had to hold in that many farts that I felt sick. Hashtag girl problems. Everybody hurts sometimes. That last story about the date and holding them in. I was so gassy that night.

You know there's new research that's been done that suggests if you hold in a fart, it comes out your mouth. I'd believe that. I'm not joking. It seeps out your pores and comes out on your breath. This is just what scientists say. I really do talk shit, don't I? If you've just joined the show,

I've been slaving away for the past hour cooking something for you, Clinton Roberts. I'm now a qualified dishwasher chef. You haven't done much. You put it in the dishwasher an hour ago and we've sat here and done the radio and now it's done. Yeah, well, that's a part of using the dishwasher. I haven't seen the lasagna you've put together and I imagine there was a bit of work that went into it beforehand.

There's quite a lot of work. Yeah. And you will see that in the video that we'll post. But it all came about when I said this on the show yesterday. I cooked a lasagna in the dishwasher once. What? Yeah, you can cook stuff in the dishwasher. That's not gross, but it sounds like a soggy meal.

It's not great. And you should clean the dishwasher first. Because otherwise it's real gross. Don't put detergent in, right? Yeah, don't. We didn't clean it, but we did come up with this. Dishwasher. Cooking in the washer.

That's a very creative jingle you've done there. You're welcome, mate. I'm intrigued to see how this has come out. Me too. I've done it before, like I've told you. Did it work out? Not really. But I've put in a lot of effort. Into what?

Into the preparation of the lasagna? Into the prep, into the vessel that the lasagna has gone into. A lot of effort. Into what? Into the preparation of the lasagna. Into the prep, into the vessel that the lasagna has gone into. A lot of alfoil. We've got the lasagna here. By alfoil, do you mean tinfoil? Yeah. Yeah, tinfoil. Same thing, right?

Yeah. Right. We're going to reveal it now. I haven't seen it. You haven't seen it. Let's see what this bad boy looks like. Oh, it's like a present. Can I feel it?

Yeah. What does it feel like? It's very warm. It feels damp. It's very warm. Oh, yeah. It's damp through multiple layers. I'm just tearing through this. Now, you explain to the people.

That could be steam heat, though. What does it look like? You're about to see the lasagna cooked in a dishwasher for the first time. Yeah. What do we have? Mate! It is very very cheesy on top. It looks amazing!

Bon appetit! Bellissima! It has none of the crispiness that a lasagna needs on top. It's pure liquid on top. Is that crispy? No, that's not crispy. It's soggy too. Did No, there's... Is that crispy? No, that's not crispy. I think it's soggy too. Well... Did this really come out of the dishwasher? That came out of the dishwasher, mate. Really?

Yes, it did. Here's a knife and fork for you. So, on this lasagna, I've chosen to make it vegetarian. Spinach. Couple of different sauces. A creamy one, a tomato one. Cheese. And your classic pasta sheets. Okay. Alright, here we go. The taste test.

I want to get a bit of every layer. Get a full bite. Get a full bite. Oh yeah, that's a good bite. Alright, here we go. You know what? It actually smells quite good. It smells nice. It smells like lasagna. Yeah, it does.

Just before I do it, are there any ingredients that will kill me if they're not cooked? No, there's no detergent. All right, here we go. Down the hatch. Three, two, one, bon appetit. Bon appetit. Oh, you've taken a big bite there.

It's fine. That's all I have to say. Does it taste dishy? No, it does not taste dishy. It doesn't? It doesn't taste dishy at all. Give it a home. The only issue is it has no crispiness to it.

So it's kind of like a mushy, chewy lasagna. Well, the ingredients are hot. The cheese is melted. I imagine there's a bit of ricotta in there. That's nice and warm. The spinach is relatively wilted. I'm slaved over the kitchen for this. Mate, that's bloody beautiful.

It's not bad. It's not bad. That's delicious. Okay, don't go too far. Okay. Like, it would have been nicer in the oven, but if... Debatable. Like you said yesterday, if the oven is broken and you have no other choice and you have a huge hankering for lasagna, I'm going to say it.

The dishwasher is an option. The dishwasher chef will be back next week. I might cook a roast. Don't do a roast chicken. I'm not eating a roast chicken out of the dishwasher. ZDM's Bree and Clint. Would you say we're a pretty tight-knit team? I'd say we're a pretty tight-knit team.

The Bree and Clint show? We just went to Taranaki together. We had a great time, great road trip away together. Spent quite a bit of time. Had some good news about the ratings thing last week and we had a good party together as a team, yeah? We bonded. I've had a far no.

It was great. You and me and then our two guys behind the scene, Ben and Ellie, our producers. Producer Ben, Producer Ellie. It was great. Producer Ben came to us on Monday and he said, oh, you know, that Fletch Vaughan and Megan pub quiz that's happening in Auckland.

Fact of the Day pub quiz. Yeah, Fact of the Day pub quiz is happening this Thursday in Auckland. We're all in Auckland. Should we go? Should we enter a ZM Brinklin Drive show team? Yeah. I said, yeah, great. Sounds amazing.

I'd love to go. Yeah. You weren't so keen. No, I was keen when he suggested it. In fact, I committed to it. I put it on my calendar. Actually, yeah, great. Sounds amazing. I'd love to go. Yeah. You weren't so keen. No, I was keen when he suggested it. In fact, I committed to it. I put it in my calendar. Actually, you did too. You said, yep, lock it in.

I'm there. Yeah. Yesterday, you put a big X. You put a big decline on the email. Yeah. Clinton Roberts not coming anymore. Correct. Why?

I'll tell you why. Why? It's not because I don't support Fletch Vaughan and Megan's Fact of the Day pub quiz. I've heard they're fantastic. I've heard they're fantastic. I've heard they're amazing. And this one in Takapuna, I believe, will be equally fantastic. It's because, Bree.

You sick of us? No. No. Well, slightly. Oh, mate. Well, in the last five days, we've spent two nights on the party juice together. Yeah.

And I need a break. Also, here's juice together. Yeah. And I need a break. Also, here's the thing. Yeah. You cannot hold somebody to plans that were made while you were drinking. So you will recall that the great idea for us to attend Fletch Vaughan and Megan's Fact of the Day pub quiz was made at the party on at the party, on Thursday. There's a picture on my Instagram of us doing shots that very night.

That's the same night we came up with the plans. And I will not, I repeat, I will not be held to any plans I made whilst intoxicated. I just think a commitment is a commitment. I mean, if you proposed to your wife Lucy when you were on the Terps, would you take that back? If I proposed to your wife Lucy when you were on the Terps, would you take that back? If I proposed to my wife Lucy when I was on the Terps, she would have said, no, talk to me when you're sober.

Anyway, the situation we have now is we've got one spot open. Clinton Roberts, the good-looking guy you are, can't attend. Oh, thank you. We need a good-looking guy, someone. You've got Ben. Yeah, I mean, he's one, but we need two. Right. I mean, we need to fill the show vibe.

Yeah, yeah. And we need a stand in Clinton Roberts. Are you on a replacement me? I want someone that looks kind of like you. Yeah. To replace you at the pub quiz tomorrow night. Well, there's one major issue. What's that?

This is radio. How are you supposed to know what I look like? They'll be like, oh, the guy with the voice thing that comes out of my thing. Mate, people know what you look like these days. Okay. There's this thing called social media. If I'm getting replaced, if you're getting a stand in me, like they're going to be representing

me, I would like some input as to who we choose. Well, let's put it out there right now. 0800 dials at M. Do you want to be a part of the Bree and Clint drive show team at the Fletch Fauna Megan pub quiz tomorrow night? You need to be in Auckland, obviously. Or if you're coming to Auckland, you can jump on board. And you kind of need to resemble Clinton Roberts.

What if they just sound like me? We'll take that too. What if they do a good impression of me? Yep, we'll take that. We will take that. 0800 dials at M. Start calling right now. What's enough for them by the way? They get to come to the pub quiz. We could win the thousand dollars. And you're

going to pay for their drinks all night? You're going to shout them drinks all night? Yeah. Good deal. Okay. 0800. You know what? Actually, maybe I won't beckon. Nah, I don't. I am so sick of you. 0800 dials at M. Let's find I don't think I'm going to be able to say this. Let's back in. No, I don't. I am so sick of you. 0800 dial ZM. Let's find... I didn't think anyone would say this. Let's replace me.

Let's replace Clinton Roberts. Come on. 0800 dial ZM. Z is brilliant, Clint. We're trying to replace Clint. Imagine this. Imagine this. You find someone who's so accurate.

You don't even need me anymore. Why do I agree to do this? It'd be great if... You'd find a better me. Imagine, what if you need a fill-in like you double book and you can send...

This could be good for me. You can send fake Clint to one event and you go to the good event. So you guys are going to Fletchwood and Megan's Fact of the Day pub quiz tomorrow night.

Yes. Which I maintain still will be a great event. You said... Not for me. Lock it in. I want to come. Yeah, I said that when I was out drinking with you.

And I still stand by this. I think it should be a rule, kind of like the shotgun rule. If you make plans when you're – if you both make plans when you're drinking, you don't have to stick to them. You're like, we should totally go for brunch tomorrow morning. You wake up in the morning. Yeah, let's do it. Oh, no, thank you.

I've made so many plans I regret we're not intoxicated. We should go to the gym tomorrow morning. That would be such a morning. Yeah, let's do it. Oh, no, thank you. I've made so many plans. I regret we're not intoxicated. We should go to the gym tomorrow morning. That would be such a good idea. Blow the lines out. No, I never make those plans. So you've asked for a replacement. You've asked for auditions.

Can I just let you know that we have one person? I mean, the influx of people has just been overwhelming. I mean, there's a couple of free lines if we get anybody late, last minute to come through and wants to audition for the spot. The person who wants to give it a go, though, does not want to put their name to their performance. Who's this going to be? Welcome to the show, Anonymous. Hello.

Hey, guys. Annabelle here, Bree's flatmate. Hi, Annabelle. Hi, how's it going? You're good. So this is a little awkward because Brie already offered me a spot. Brie offered you the spot. I just got in my car to find out I'm getting replaced.

Right. It's super awkward for me because she's got to come home later and I'm going to have to have a chat. Isn't this in a peculiar situation, Annabelle? You've got you who wants to go and is being replaced and me who doesn't want to go and is being pressured into going.

What a weird predicament. Why don't you just let her go? Why don't you let it be me? I actually forgot that I invited her. Zinni is brilliant, Clint. Do you follow The Rock, the wrestler, on Instagram? No, I don't think so. He's quite good with the stuff he does.

Remember he gave his stunt double a truck that time? That's right. A brand new identical truck to his. So he does a lot of like workout stuff, obviously, but he puts a lot of it on Instagram too. Yeah, look at him. On the weekend, he's posted what his cheat meal is. Ooh.

So even The Rock, probably the fittest person I've ever seen. There's not one piece of fat on that guy. Yeah. He has come out and said that once a week he just binges hard. What, for the whole day? Yeah.

Sunday is his cheat meal day. Do you want to know what he eats? Or at least what he's put on Instagram that he's eaten. Yeah. So on Sunday he's gone for

his day off. No working out. Eat what you want. He's gone for sushi. He's got one, two, three, four, five, six plates of sushi. Show me.

Each with 12 pieces of sushi on it. Whoa. Yeah. That is a ton. We're not talking the circle plates. Nah. We're talking like massive square and rectangle plates. That's a shitload of sushi.

That is a ton. Oh my God. He was not eating all that. So I reckon that's the equivalent of like, you know you get the jumbo boxes from St. Pierre's? Right. There'd be five of those. That's how big it is. And he's eaten all, six of them, sorry.

And then he's gone home from the... I was going to say because I'm a bit disappointed so far. You know cookie time cookies, like the ones that are the size of your fist? Yes. He has five cookie time cookie peanut butter sandwiches. See, now we're talking. Sandwiches?

Yeah. Oh, hell yeah. Two cookie time cookies on each one smeared with peanut butter in the middle. That's a good time. Doesn't that make you just... How does that make you feel? I'm going to go buy some cookies on the way home. And yet, he can do that once a week and he still looks how he looks.

Yeah, because he's literally working out every other minute of the day. Yeah. Literally. Is it worth it? No.