ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 26th 2019

Episode Date: September 26, 2019

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Hi everyone. Oh no, here we go. This is the intro to the intro to the podcast again. I want you to know that we went into the intro of the podcast today with every intention of doing a clean one. It went pretty well. And we get so far, we get so far through it before Bree says something horrific. It's not even that bad. Could be worse. It depends who's listening. Yeah, you don't know me. It depends who's listening. The ladies, if you're a lady, then you It depends who's listening. Yeah, you don't know me. It depends who's listening. The ladies. I don't know. If you're a lady, then, you know, it's fine.

If you are risk adverse and you don't want a dirty podcast intro, today you have to skip four and a half minutes ahead. Is that how long we talked for? Yes. Jesus, we talked some crap. We were almost there. But here it is. You've been warned.

You're welcome. Again. Hello, everybody. Welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Right. Now, we all agree to keep it clean. Today's podcast intro will be clean. Although we...

It's been two very smutty days in a row. We did have a message from Abby who said she'd been loving the podcast intros lately. Yeah, but Abby's mind's in the gutter. I've met Abby. She is a smut monster. Nothing wrong Abby's mind's in the gutter. I've met Abby. She is a smut monster. Nothing wrong with that. I love the gutter. You've got to change it up, right?

You've got to do a clean one every now and then. A bit of balance is nice. So we go to our producers to tell us a completely clean story that has happened to them in the last 24 hours. Well, don't go to Ellie. You don't want to go to me. Oh, yeah, it's true. Let's not go to Ben.

Have you been out on any dates recently, Ben? What's recently? This week. Yeah. Who was the best? No, not like that. Just who did you like the most? We've been on multiple dates this week.

No. Not this week. So how many this week? It's good for you, good for you One One? Yeah As someone you've been on a date with Previously?

Yes Okay, let me see if I can guess Oh, second date? Yeah, date Was she... Have we met her? No Okay

So she wasn't at the pheromone party What did you do for the date? Nothing. What do you mean? What do you mean nothing? You need to put some effort in. True, I do. You do.

Where did you take her? No, we just went for a drink. He does that a lot. That's not nothing. No. That's not nothing. You need to take someone to that arcade place we went to. I think that's a good date night.

Yeah, true. Actually, who all went? How many drinks do you buy your dates before you... Enough to get them loose. No, no, no. Exactly, exactly. How many drinks do you buy your dates before you say to them, well, there's more drinks in my house.

Should we go back there? I don't think I've ever said that to anyone. I don't know. Like, what's the tipping point? I don't know. I don't think there is a tipping point in drinks. I don't know, mate. I don't know. I don't know. I don't think there is a tipping point in drinks. I don't know, mate. I don't know.

I don't know how you operate. I think everyone's different. Yeah. Yeah. Because I remember I watched this movie one time and it said something like if you're friends with someone and you've like done that before with someone, but then you're friends afterwards, apparently there's like the maximum drink number that you can have with that person.

Before it happens again? Exactly. Oh, buzzy. What's the number? So the number is, so say how many drinks is it for you? It'd probably be two. No. So say, I reckon for Clint, it'd probably be about eight.

What do you mean eight? Eight until I what? Before you're drunk. Oh, yeah. So how many is that? About eight or nine? Yeah. And mine would be probably, what?

Carry the one. 17. So, no. It'd probably be about the same. I'd probably be about seven or eight. Yeah. So, our combined number that we cannot go over is about 14 or 15. Each or total?

Total. Right. Awkward if I have 11 and you have five. Well, that's... No, they reckon that's still bad. It's total because then you're way past. What if you've had a few before they get there? That still counts. Okay, cool.

What movie is that? Oh, it's How to Be Single with Rebel Wilson. Oh, my God. Is this out of a movie? I thought you were just a scientific study. No, it's just out of a – Damn it. Dr. Rebel Wilson.

That's a great film, can I say? It's a very good movie. Rebel Wilson is very... Scientists have also concluded, don't screw the crew. In that movie, Rebel Wilson, they're like talking about going to talk to guys and how you can get guys to buy you drinks. It's real horrible.

And the girl who's recently single, Rebel's like, go get us some drinks. And she's like, grabs her purse and she like, grabs the purse off her and she's like, no.

She's like, I think she says with your pussy purse. And there you go. Our adults only podcast intro. Oh no, wait. She said your minge purse.

Oh my God. Now we have to do an intro again. Oh, we got so far. You're flat back? Shut up. Shut up, we got so far. You're flat back. Shut up. Shut up. We got four minutes.

Here's the podcast. Well, hello everybody and welcome to the show. What day, Bree, what day is it today? It's Thursday. It's Thursday, right. It's Thursday. It's Thursday, right. Is Thursday the secret day? Is Thursday

the day that Ross Boss has put down inside an envelope that the secret day is that people who get on here on our show will win free Friday Jams live tickets? He's right there. Let's ask him. Why don't we just ask him? Ready? I'm going to be able to tell if he's lying. Hey, Ross Boss, is today the secret day?

He's forgotten. He's getting old. Hey, Ross Boss, is tomorrow the secret day? Oh, my God. You give us nothing. He's so grumpy, isn't he? For someone who got so upset at Dead Air the other day, you don't say much when the microphone's yours.

He's still angry about it. Did you see the video of it On Facebook last night Well no if you watch it At least you can see That Brie was remorseful While we were doing it Just don't care I panicked

Well if it is The secret day today And you get on air with us You will win Friday Jams live tickets Just for getting on air In fact should we take A call right now

Should we take someone Live to air Okay let's just take one Because Ross Boss is sitting Right there You're so scared of him now. What's he got on you? He's being so grumpy.

Sinead, hi. Hey, hi. Hi. You're on the air. If today's a secret day, you're going to Friday Jams live. Yeah. Nice work, Sinead. Let's take one more.

All of a sudden, you get a burst of confidence. Hey, oh my God, AJ. G'day, mate. AJ, you have to stop calling this show. No, don't ever stop calling this show. You are now in the draw for three of the four secret days so far. If you get on here tomorrow, you've got four out of five. That's pretty good.

That's 80%. That's pretty good. Pretty good odds. He doesn't count. Let's take one more. AJ does count. You leave AJ alone. No, but I mean someone who hasn't gotten on air every day.

Hello, ZM. Hi. Who's that? This is Amy. Hi. Amy, you're on the air for Thursday for The Secret Date. Woo-hoo. We'll reveal what The Secret Date was tomorrow after Birthday Banger,

so about 5.45. If you have got on air with us at all this week, be listening then because you could be finding out you've just scored yourself free tickets to see Janet Jackson, 50 Cent, The Black Eyed Peas and everybody else at ZM's Friday Jams Live.

Sprite, Carrie Hilson, Brandy, Jaquan, Savage. I mean, it goes on and on and on. Sunday the 17th of November at Western Springs. Next, we're going to talk

food phobias. Have you got one? Brie does. So do I. We'll talk about it next. ZM. ZM, Spree and Clint. The podcast.

Do you have a food phobia? By that, I mean exactly what I mean. Are you too scared to eat a certain type of food? There's a woman whose story is going viral because she has a phobia of healthy food. Like? She's an adult. She is 26 and she hasn't

had a piece of fruit or vegetable since she was three years old. They're saying she's having health problems from it now. So she will because she's lacking in all kinds of nutrients. You can lose... You need all the fibres and stuff like that too.

I reckon you can lose some of your senses, like your ability to see and your ability to hear. No, this is true. Because you didn't eat enough carrots. You know how they always said if you ate more carrots, you could see in the dark? And if you eat your crust, your hair will go curly? That'll put girls off eating crusts.

I didn't eat crust because I didn't want curly hair anymore. That's the GHD diet. No, her name is Jade Youngman and she lives off a diet of pizza, plain pasta, chicken nuggets and chips. Now, first of all, yum, but there is no vegetables in there whatsoever. Plain pasta?

Yeah, because she can't have the tomato pasta sauce. Oh, yuck. That's how bad her phobia is. She describes eating, having food that is fresh fruit or vegetables put in front of her.

She sees it as a plate of dog poo. Because I've told you about my friend that I used to live with. She had a phobia of any liquid to drink, to like drink a liquid, any liquid other than water.

Anything other than water? Yes. Well, there's people who won't drink water as well. She hadn't drunk anything other than water in Yes. Well, there's people who won't drink water as well. She hadn't drunk anything other than water in 20 years. You've heard of those people who live off coke, right?

She was terrified of coke and orange juice was her big one. We used to like when we did this horrible thing to her once, me and my other flatmate, and we left glasses of orange juice around the house. Just to really mess with her. Yeah, and she'd walk in and she'd be like, oh, my God, oh, my God. And she was like freaking out.

It's the cheapest house of horrors ever. Have you got a food phobia? Are you afraid of any food in particular? I don't know if I'd say I'm afraid of it. I mean, I do have that condition, trypophobia, where I'm afraid of clusters of little holes. Oh, how do you go with a crumpet? Yeah, so I hate crumpets.

Don't eat them. What if you were in a blindfold on? Nah, disgusting. Crumpets are delicious. Yuck. A hot crumpet covered in butter. Oh, there's nothing bitter. Oh, it drips all into the holes.

That's the best bit. It holds all the butter. Right, okay. No, and oh, I hate, hate eggplant. That's a tough one for an Italian. What about eggplant parmigiana? Don't you say that. It is not a real parmigiana.

It is. It's an eggplant parmigiana. No, no. That is blasphemy. Oh, my God. Or don't even get me started on the eggplant lasagna. Eggplant lasagna is good too. No, it is terrible.

Don't go to Italy. You will hate it. It is crap. What about you? You hate old fruit. I hate used fruit and fruit that has been... Used fruit? Yeah, I can't have any fruit that has been opened by another person.

I don't know why. It's not that I don't trust you if you're preparing me some fruit. I just need it whole before I get it. So if I cut a banana for you... Oh, yuck. Why are you cutting a banana? Well, what if I cut you up some strawberries? No, why are you cutting strawberries?

They don't need cutting. Yeah, what if you want to put them in a bowl of ice cream? No, no, no. I will do it. I will do it. And I'll just pull the stems out and I'll put them in myself. Here's a question for you. I always love asking people this.

It shows the real type of person. When you're eating a strawberry, so you pull the green hair off of it, the green... The top, the leaves. The top, the green leaves. And then it leaves the stem. Yeah. Do you eat that bit of it. Yeah. The green. The top, the leaves. The green leaves. Yeah. And then it leaves the stem. Yeah.

Do you eat that bit? No. Gross. Yes, you do. Eat the stem? Yes. Eat the stem? You eat the stem.

Why? Because it's good for you. Ew. And then I hate people that bite the top of the strawberry off. Yeah. And then they sit that back in the container or they sit it on a plate. I hate anybody else's fruit. Apple cores, banana skins, get away from me.

Oh, $800 at M. And just for getting on air, you could be winning yourself Friday Jams live tickets. You could. Do you have a fruit phobia? Do you have a food phobia? Do you have a vegetable phobia? Do you have a drink phobia? Does it count if people are allergic to something?

Um, nah. So they're terrified of it? Yeah, nah. Nah. Nah. Only if you became allergic because you were scared of it. Okay. Okay, that will count.

Oh, 800 dials it in. ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. Gather around, ladies and gentlemen, for a spooky story. Do you have a food phobia? Brie Thomasel. Cannot be in the same room as eggplants. You have a food phobia. Brie Thomaselle. Crumpets. Cannot be in the same room as eggplants. Or crumpets.

Or crumpets. I hate crumpets. You're really missing out with crumpets. I hate all the little holes in it. I cannot be in the same room as a pre-prepared fruit salad. In fact, I can't think of anything more disgusting. Weirdly, out of a can it's okay because it's got all those preservatives. It's just the browning off and the sliminess.

Yuck. Some of the text messages are quite funny because we've asked you about your food phobias. Someone says, I have a fear of butter. Don't ask. Don't tell. Someone else said, Bree might agree with me

because they're from Aussie as well and she said when she came over here, whitebait fritters scare the crap out of me. Never thought that would be a thing until I moved here. I have to agree. I can understand that. It's because it's still got eyeballs in it.

All the eyes and the heads and stuff are in it. Yeah. Well, whitebait's in danger at the moment, so maybe don't eat it anyway. Hey, well, that's maybe a good thing. Yeah. Lisa, let's talk to Lisa. Hi, Lisa.

Hi. What's your food phobia, Lisa? Okay, muscles and flounder. Why flounder? I was a chef, and when I was pregnant, I used to get really really sick when we cooked when I had to cook seafood

I had no other morning sickness as soon as I cooked flounder I got really sick and it turns out my son is allergic to seafood oh my god he was telling you from the inside mum don't give me that flounder.

I understand mussels, too. They're quite a gross looking. Mussels are gross. I mean, I like mussels, but don't think about them too much. And definitely don't look at them too closely when you eat them. Oh, because that's all the kind of food I want to eat. Don't think about oysters too much. Definitely don't think about eggs too much when you eat them.

Oysters taste like a big booger. Hi, Kirsty. Hey, guys. How are you? Good. Thanks, Kirsty. Hey, guys. How are you? Good, thanks, Kirsty. What's your food phobia? So I actually have a couple. So one of them is pips.

I can't stand pips and fruit. My friend has this one too. Yeah. That's all fruit. That's basically... Yeah, so like mandarins, for example. They're so misleading. You go into a supermarket,

you stand there wondering whether it's got pips or not in it. You take the risk supermarket, you stand there wondering whether it's got pits or not in it. You take the risk, buy them, get home and they've got a pit straight in the middle. Mandarins are so misleading. That is a great statement. How good, Kirsty, is a mandarin when you get like one seed in it? Oh, that's the holy grail of mandarins. They have seedless ones.

It's straight in the rubbish. Like it's just, I can't stand pits. I don't know why I'm always being like that. Yeah, okay. All right. And the other one's chicken bones. Oh, yeah. A lot of people are weird about chicken bones.

When you see that marrow, right, or the cartilage, the way the cartilage all breaks up on the end of the joints. Oh, and like that little, like, sticky oil. Oh, you know how, like, you put it in the fridge? Yes. The jelly. The jelly that forms on the chicken when you put it in the fridge. No. What is that, eh?

It's off. What is that chicken jelly? I don't know. Chantal's here. Scary stories. You're very brave for coming forward and confronting your fears, Chantal. What is your food phobia? Eggs.

Eggs. There you go. Why eggs? Think about it, right? I guess it's that kind of thing. You tell us, Chantal. I do love eggs, though. Well, I have this visual image in my head

that when I crack one open, it's going to be like the rejected birdie inside. Yeah. The rejected chicken. They eat those overseas, eh? There's some places in Asia where the... No! No!

Where the little chicken starts to form inside the egg. Yeah. And then they take them, And that's what you eat. Yeah, I've got like this little grey eye in my head and like that little grey skin and a half-formed feather. So, yeah, no, can't do eggs. Have you ever thought about when you're eating an egg that you're eating the entire genetic code of a chicken

just fried up in your frying pan? Yes. Like it's just a big old, big old, big old DNA fritter. Ew, gross. Okay, good on you for facing your fears, John Tartt. Oh, there's an interesting text message that says, what's better than eating a mandarin? No, we're not saying that.

Zed-Em, Spree and Clint, the podcast. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is the latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, what's going on with Kylie Jenner? Is she in hospital? Ah, Kris Jenner.

Yes, Kris Jenner is in hospital. Here's what happened, right? We don't know why. It's super weird. So her team, her social media team, released a statement going, hey guys, sorry I couldn't be in Paris. Had to, you know, not feeling a little bit under the weather.

But we found out she was actually rushed to hospital. We don't know what it is. They've obviously been very strict about this. She's gone to Cedars-Sinai, which is the same place where Kim gave birth. Here's the thing. Cedars-Sinai is where Beyonce gave birth. I know I sound really gossipy and Hollywood-y,

because I am, but here's the thing. It's got the best security. It's like this fabulous hospital. Like, you'd want to go there. You'd actually want to go there. So you think she's giving birth? Don't know. No, she's definitely not giving birth.

I don't think she's giving birth at all. It's just where the celebrities all go to give birth. It's just like a fabulous VIP hospital. Did I just lead you all on? No, a little bit. I thought maybe there was a surprise baby coming along, which is troublesome because I think they've run out of K names. I don't think they can have any more babies.

There's no more. There's no K names left, you know. What other K names? Cujo? Well, they need to go on to some boys. Yeah. Because they've got, well, I know Chris has taken. Chris has taken.

Kenard? Ken? Keanu. Oh, what about Keanu Kardashian? Oh, that'd be a good. Love. Hey, Dean, did you also hear, this is a bit off topic because we're not meant to be doing this, but I just read on the Facebook that ex-Yellow Wiggle is now looking for a career

in radio. Did you see that? No. No. I you see that? No. No, I didn't know. No, I did not read that. Do you mean original Yellow Wiggle or new Yellow Wiggle? No, Emma, the woman. The first female Wiggle.

The first female Wiggle, Emma Watkins, who got married to, I think it was the Blue Wiggle. Okay. And then they broke up, so it was real awkward. And now she's quit the band and she's getting a job in radio. God, inter-wiggle marriages. I knew that would never work. No, not why not.

I knew it would never work. Too much hot potato, Dean. Why did she have to leave the band as well? Why didn't he leave the band? She told him to wake up too often. Wake up, Jeff. That's Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent. The latest is brought to you by Amplify Kombucha.

Taste Amplified. That's the one? I just got the wake up joke. Oh, you did? Yeah, I can. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Weed, marijuana. We've talked about it a lot.

We have talked. People are talking about it a lot at the moment. There's that Paddy Gower doco that did the rounds that are talking about legalising it. Next year when we have our election. Can I say? We're going to get to vote on it.

That documentary. Yeah. He doesn't even do the real weed. What do you mean doesn't do the real weed? Doesn't he do the one where they take out, he took out all the stuff from it? I haven't watched the second one yet. But I'm pretty sure he smokes it, Paddy Gower. Yeah, he took out all the stuff from it? I haven't watched the second one yet. But I'm pretty sure he smokes

it. How do you go? Yeah, he does. When he was talking to the producer, what was the lollies that you and I did in LA? Yeah, CBD. Which has not got THC in it. So they don't affect you. I'm pretty sure he just did that. I thought he hit someone's vaporiser. Someone's weed vaporiser. Yeah, he did.

He did. Yeah. Anyway, big news on weed out of Australia today. And who would have thought that Australia would pass a law before New Zealand does for a change? They are going to legalize the possession of weed in the ACT. Oh, big whoop. It's the tiniest bloody territory in all of Australia. It's about the size of a 50 cent coin. So that's where the capital is in Canberra, right?

Yeah. So the ACT is pretty much Canberra. Yeah. Which is the capital of Australia. Yeah. It's tiny though. Okay. It's not big.

Well, maybe they're just trying it out there first. And you know what? I feel like you know why they've done that? Why? Because if you've been to Canberra, you'd know you need to smoke weed to live there. There's nothing else to do. Because it is a dump. Okay.

Well, this is what you're allowed. So if the bill which is being put through does go through, you'll be allowed to grow two plants of your own. You can grow it? Yeah, you can grow it. Yeah, yeah, for personal use. Two plants, nice. You can have two plants at your house.

So it's self-sustaining. It's very eco. It's very eco. It's very green. Does that make a lot of weed? I wouldn't know. I don't know how much you need off a plant. I don't smoke the stuff, so I don't know how much you need. You're also allowed to possess between 18 and 50 grams of weed.

Is that a lot? An ounce is 28 grams. Yeah, and I did a little bit of research. I've been on weed.nz, the website, and a 50 bag of marijuana, which is a pretty standard portion, right? A 50 bag, which costs $50. That's why they call it a 50 bag.

How many grams is it? About three. Okay. And you can have 50 grams. Oh, damn. In the ACP. You can have a lot. That's quite generous.

It's quite a little bit, isn't it? Yeah, it is. Have I ever told you guys the story about my dad and weed? Well, we rang him the other day and asked. No, a different story. So my dad's an apple farmer, right? Yeah. Well, so he tells you.

Yeah, so he tells me. He gets a lot of backpackers who come through and work for him for a fair few months. Yeah. He had this German backpacker working for him once and there's this weed An actual weed Not weed

But an actual weed plant called Stinkin' Roger That's in Australia That sounds like weed And it actually looks exactly like weed Except for the buds It doesn't have any buds on it But it looks like the weed leaf And this German guy

My dad noticed he was standing around this bush And he was looking around My dad could he was like standing around this bush and he was looking around and my dad could tell he thought that this plant was weed. Yeah. Anyway, so my dad walks over one day, he goes, what are you looking at? And the guy turns around, he goes, oh, nothing, nothing, Steve, nothing. He goes, are you looking at my plants, are you? He goes, I grew those. And this guy goes, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, that's fine. He goes, look, here's the deal. I'll let you take a couple home,

but as long as you don't tell any of the other workers. That's the deal. So he took home some stinking Roger. So he took home some stinking Roger, and he obviously tried to smoke it, and he came back to work the next day, and he's like, Steve, I think there's something wrong with those plants, right? My dad, what an asshole, like, Steve, I think there's something wrong with those plants, right? I think there's something wrong.

My dad, what an arsehole, goes, nah, what you've got to do is you boil it and then you put a towel over your head and you breathe it in. Oh, my God. The guy was sick for like three days. I was going to go to class. Anyway, send that guy to the ACT. Don't steal another man's weed. Yeah.

Get your own stinking Roger. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Just a warning, this story is quite intense. Okay. So it may not be for everyone. Intense in what way? Because I can handle different kinds of intense. It's quite graphic.

Okay. Graphic in what way? Well, you'll find out. Okay, sure. So there was this woman in Louisiana. Her and her husband stopped at this truck stop. And it was actually next to a zoo. It was kind of like a roadside zoo kind of attraction.

A roadside zoo? I'm not too sure. But there was a small zoo. I was going to say that's not a thing, but I've never been to Louisiana. Yeah, a small zoo next to the truck stop. Anyway, they let their dog out to run around for a bit and the husband started throwing treats to the dog. Yeah.

And right next to where they parked their car was this zoo and there was an enclosure where there was a big camel. Okay. Inside, you know, over the other side of the fence. Just your classic Louisiana-based camel. Yeah. The camel's name was Casper. Cool name for a camel.

And the guy started throwing the treats and a few of the treats actually went inside the enclosure. Yeah. And the dog has crawled underneath the fence and got into the... Camel enclosure. Camel enclosure. Yeah. And the dog has crawled underneath the fence and got into the... Camel enclosure. Camel enclosure. Yeah. Anyway, so they couldn't get the dog out of the camel enclosure.

So this woman and her husband have decided to climb over the fence, jump into this camel enclosure, which, I mean, I don't know all that much about camels, but I've never really met an aggressive camel. How many camels have you met? Oh, a couple. Okay. Have you ridden a camel before?

No, I've never ridden a camel. It's quite intense. I've ridden a llama. Who rides a llama? I was in Machu Picchu. Sorry, we're getting distracted. Anyway. Back to the Louisiana camel.

So the husband and wife have jumped into the camel enclosure to get their dog back. They're racing around when all of a sudden Casper, the camel, sits on the woman. Right. So the camel sat down on the woman and the woman was getting crushed because camels are big. It was like a 600 kilo camel.

Yeah, right. So the woman has panicked. This is my favourite bit of the story. The woman has panicked. So what do you bit of the story. The woman has panicked. So what do you think she did? Grabbed the camel by the nuts. Nope, she bit them. She bit the camel on the ball bag.

Oh, I mean, needs must if you're underneath a section of a... Wow. She mustn't have been able to get her arms free. How much would you have been panicking that that was your only option? Also, you'd be panicking if the nuts were that close to your face. I'd be like, get them off me, get them off me. It would have been a big area to bite, I'd imagine. Did she get both humps?

So apparently, I don't know, apparently the police talked to her and she gave a statement to the police because they were obviously trespassing and she was like, she said to the police, they were obviously trespassing. And she was like. She's never not allergic. She said to the police, and this is a quote from her. She said, I bit him right on the ball bag to get him off me. You're right. This story is quite intense.

Hey, I do. Is the camel okay? Everyone's okay. Is the woman okay? Everyone's okay. Is the camel okay? Everyone's okay. Is the woman okay? Everyone's okay. Is the dog okay? Everyone's fine. Is the woman's mouth okay?

I think she's all right. Does the husband consider that cheating? Well, he was there. Apparently, he got quite jealous. He turns around and he said, I want what that camel got tonight. What a good story for the kids What a good story

That should keep you out of a camel enclosure Kids if you're listening That should keep you out of climbing into any animal enclosure In fact Unless you want to have to do that Yeah well don't get me started on camel toe Well this is true as well They're just dangerous

Very dangerous Keep those away from your mouth as well and you know what just double check ask the question we're running out of innuendo sorry I'm asking the question this afternoon

on 0800 dials at M what animals nuts have you had in your mouth no no no well we know you've had horse semen what animal attacked you is what we want to know. Oh, 800 dials it in.

Or you can text us on 9696. What animal attacked you? Stop telling the horse story. Zidim Spree and Clint, the podcast. I am losing it over the text messages on the text machine. It's so funny. We've asked you this afternoon what animal attacked you after a woman over in Louisiana got attacked by a camel who sat on her.

So she bit him on the ball sack. It worked. Bit him on the testicles and he let her go. Yeah. You don't have to have bit any genitalia. No, we're not asking for that. For these stories. I mean, if it's in the story.

If it's in the story, it's in the story, but don't add it for colour. Do you want to hear some of the text? Yes. It's so good. Someone goes, my mum got attacked by a lion cub in Rotorua and as a sorry, they gave her a family pass back to the park in a box of water. Someone else goes, this is probably my favourite.

I had a pony bite my nipple once at a gypsy fair. Hi, Luke. G'day, how are we? Luke, what was the animal that attacked you? It was a donkey, eh? Oh, they're crazy, eh? Yeah, no, it was pretty psycho.

What happened? Oh, we were at Orana Park as a kid with the school group. And I remember hopping in their closure for whatever reason. But then we were trying to get back over the fence to get out and the donkey comes up and bites me on the ass, eh? And he goes, who are you calling an ass? Crump. Orana Park's wild, eh?

Is that place still going? Yeah, and I'm pretty sure it's still open, eh? Were you terrified, Luke? I would have still going? Yeah, and I'm pretty sure it's still open, eh? Were you terrified, Luke? I would have been so scared. I was pretty scared. I think I remember just crying, eh? That would have hurt a lot.

Hi, Mark. Hi. It was actually my old man. He got bit up by a bull. Oh. What happened? So I got onto a paddock at Shinobina, and my mum was actually washing out the cow shit, and she saw my dad just fly like 10 feet in the air,

and I was just on paddock. That is terrifying. Is he all right? He was bedridden for like a month. Really? It did him good. Yeah. Yeah.

That happened to my dad once. We used to own a bull. His name was Roachie, and he was a psycho, and my dad would have to run and jump up on top of the ute. Yeah. And then Roachie would actually headbutt the ute. And one time he nearly pushed the whole ute over. We're learning so much about your dad at the moment.

We found out earlier in the week that your dad has smoked the Mary Jane. And now we found out he had a bull called Roachie. You know? Yeah, it's good. We're had a bull called Roachie. You know? Yeah, it's good. We're learning a lot. Michelle's here. Hi, Michelle. Hi, Michelle.

Oh, hi, guys. What's the animal that attacked you, Michelle? An oxolotl. A what? You mean axolotl? Oxolotl. It's a Mexican walking fish. Yeah, I know the one.

Because they eat meat. But my girlfriends and her partner told me that you could peck them. So I put my finger in the tank and, of course, it latched on. Classic stitch-up. And did it hurt? Yes, it did. It felt like I was being bitten. Well, you were.

You were being bitten by a Mexican walking fish. It ended badly because I was trying to get it off my finger. I was shaking so much that it flicked. It flew across the dining room. It hit the wall, hit the ground, and the cat grabbed it. Oh. By oxolotl. I assume the cat won that one?

Yeah. So he was in so much trouble with his girlfriend because he's the one who pranked me and thought it was so funny at first. Yeah. I'm screaming, he's laughing. And the cat's munching on an axolotl. God, this story's got everything.

Has an animal ever attacked you? Nah, I don't think so. No? I don't think so. I got chased by a swan at the lakefront in Roderua when I was a kid. Swans can be real aggressive. Right?

Yeah. And I did a cry and my dad laughed at me for years. Yeah, they can be real scary. Every time we go past the swans he's like, oh, you're scared of the swans. Good stories. Thank you everybody. My favourite was the horse who bit the lady on the nipple.

ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast. I read something yesterday on the internet that I got really excited about. Okay. Because I am a massive Jurassic Park fan. That was my childhood right there. Mine too. Did you have it on video?

Had it on videotape. Yeah. Had the shirts, had the figurines. It was on non-stop now, huh? So good. Yeah. And I thought they did a pretty good job of the other ones that they made afterwards too.

But when the new ones came out, so Jurassic World, which is obviously the ones with Chris Pratt, I thought – Chris Pine? Chris Pratt. Chris Pratt. Yeah, Chris Pratt. I always get them confused. Yeah, Chris Pratt.

I thought they did an amazing job. I thought the reboot was really well done. I really enjoyed it. I've only seen the first one, but I really enjoyed it. The first one was the best. The second one, yeah, it was okay. But this is exciting because they announced yesterday Jurassic World 3. They are making a third one.

And this is pretty big. All the original cast members, the biggest ones from the first movie, Jurassic Park, we're talking Laura Dern, Jeff Goldblum, Sam Neill, will all be in the film. That is so good. And they're all going to play their original characters. Right, so it's more of like a reunion than a remake. Well, yeah.

Well, there's no plot details that have been released. There has been a release date and it's set for June 11 2021. So Sam Neill and Laura Dern both played paleontologists. Yes. And what was Jeff Goldblum's character? I can't remember. Was he a journalist? I think he was a journalist, yeah. He was the

man candy. He was there for that reason. He was kind of like the cool one who was really relaxed. He was the leather jacket one. Yeah. Yeah. That's great. I'm excited about it. Welcome to Jurassic Park. Every time they go back to that damn island and every time it's the exact same outcome.

Never works out. You'll have to get used to Dr Malcolm. That's just Jeff Goldblum laughing. I was like, what is that? Because one of the biggest dinosaurs that featured in the first film was the raptor.

The velociraptor, yeah. The velociraptor. I do a pretty good velociraptor impression. Do you? Well, I don't know if it's velociraptor or if it's more aerodactyl pterodactyl oh aerodactyl's the pokemon they're quite different dinosaurs yeah very different also i think a lot of their sounds are open to interpretation because i mean no one ever

heard them true would you like some inspiration no actually, no. I've got the sound of a raptor here. I'll hear yours first and then we'll do a comparison. So his arms are like this? Yeah. Okay. That hurt my throat. I think that was good, but I don't know. Okay, let's go to the audio. Pretty good.

ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome into the studio, the boys. It's Drax Pro-Jazz. Look at that dance Sian is the one guy who chose to put the headphones on you can hear the music

I can hear the music let me get rid of that let me get rid of that how's everybody going so good to be home so good to be near the land where the good

fish and chips roam hopefully they're not roaming they haven't been they're not roaming how tight do you guys feel as a band at the moment like are things going well?

Are you all in a positive headspace? Oh, yeah. What makes better radio? Should we make some contributions? Well, the reason we ask is we thought we could put you guys through a lie detector test this afternoon. Yes, please. Just for a bit of fun.

Producer Ben, bring in the lie detector. So, boys, how this is going to go. You're each only going to have to answer one question, okay, for the lie detector. I thought this was a legit one. We've pre-written questions. Yeah. So we're not targeting anyone.

No, no one is being unfairly targeted with any questions. You will pick out a question and then we will ask you the question you picked out. Sound good? Yes. Yes, it sounds good. It sounds great. All right.

Ben is going to go first. and all we want is a simple yes no true or false okay oh this is a good one uh have you ever hooked up with a fan of drax project implement lie detector Ben. Yes. Right. Oh, it says it's a lie. Maybe they weren't a fan. Maybe they weren't a fan. Oh crap. All right, let's go Matt. Okay, you've picked this question, not me.

Do you think you're the most talented member of Drax Project? No. Answer is... Oh, yes, Sam! Okay, I do, I do, I do, I do. Okay, I do. Alright, Sam, you're up. Pick a question.

Join yourself a question, pass it over to me. Okay, question for Sam. Have you ever thought about leaving Drax Project? Yes. Yes. What? A?

The answer is... No, it's a lie. It's true. They're all lies. Now I don't know what to believe. Ben hooks up with fans. All right, Sian. Do you think...

This is the final. This is the only question left, by the way, so you don't get to choose. It's the only question left. Do you think you're the hottest member of Drax Project? This is the final This is the only question left By the way So you don't get to choose It's the only question left Do you think You're the hottest member Of Drax Project This is so loaded And no I don't

It's yes or no It's Ben It's Ben by far So f***er You can't swear Oh he's telling the truth Well now we know the truth About Drax Project

I'm so glad Some of you guys Incriminated yourselves Without the lie detector doing anything The new album drops at midnight tonight That is bloody exciting So stay up for it Don't sleep

And then listen to it Listen to it three times before you ever go to sleep Take Friday off Will you ever go to sleep? Yeah Take all of Friday off So many people would be hanging out for this Do it Take Friday off Start your bender With of Friday off. So many people would be hanging out for this, boys. Do it.

Take Friday off. Start your bender with the new Drax Project album. Drax Project. Let's go. Nice to see you. Thanks for having us. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Once upon a time, there was a girl.

She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot. You know the game. Brie knows her movies, but if you know them better, you can win for yourself.

Normally movie tickets in this week. Disney's Maleficent, Mistress of Evil is up for grabs. It's in cinemas on October 17. Yes, and also you'll get on the air for our Friday Jams Live Secret Day. Kelsey, that's you. Congratulations, you're on air. If Thursday is a secret day, you're going

to Friday Jams Live. Okay. Kelsey, how tight are your pants? Not too tight today, actually. Not good because I'm about to pants you. I was wondering where you were going with that. So you're going to do like a I can see your nuts gag? No.

No? Okay. I'm just kidding, Kelsey. Are you ready? Yeah. Okay, your buzzer is your name. Don't wait for me to finish the movie plot. It's best of three. Good luck, everybody.

First movie. Life is good for all the food items that occupy the shelves of the local supermarket. Sausage party. Sausage party is correct. Yes! Did you know that one, Kelsey? No. Such a weird film, but I liked it.

I didn't even get to the food's film, but I liked it. I didn't even get to the food's names, which are quite good. They are quite good. Brenda the Hot Dog Bun, Teresa Taco, Sammy Bagel Jr. It sounds great movie. It's a good time. Okay, second one. You need this.

Kelsey, what's your area of specialty? What sort of movies do you like? Comedy, kids movies. Comedy? Sausage Party's not a kids film No, okay I don't have any kids movies But I've got a Oh, I don't want to give too much away

Oh, well Movie number two Okay In Hollywood A famous actor Is throwing a party For a slew Of his celebrity pals

Suddenly An apocalypse of Biblical Brie Oh, I know this one. It's got Seth Rogen in it. Hold on. It's got James Franco in it.

Three, two, one. Damn you, Brie. It's a free guess for you, Kelsey. No, I don't know. Kelsey, I feel like you're going to struggle in this game. I think I got it. I'm going to carry on. Apocalypse.

Bree. This is the end? This is the end is correct. Yes! Let's do three just for fun. But I feel like Kelsey's like, I don't have any kids movies for her. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Movie number three.

An ogre who lives in a swamp. Shrek. Let her get one far out. Kelsey. Kelsey. Kelsey. Kelsey. Yeah, Shrek.

Yeah. She's got it. She's got it. Well done. She's got it. Well done. This is your game, Kelsey. You are cut out for this.

We're sending you along to Disney's Maleficent Mistress of Evil. Well done. This is your game, Kelsey. You are cut out for this. We're sending you along to Disney's Maleficent Mistress of Evil. Well done. Nice work, Kelsey. Look, she thinks it's hilarious. Kelsey, you were shocking at this game. ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Just going to do a bit of a warning here. This conversation that we're about to have did cause producer Ben,

actually producer Ben, producer Ellie and myself all to physically gag yesterday when we were talking about this off air that is the warning, you've been warned and can I also say that Brie is the one that wants to talk about this today I just find it fascinating

and while I will be portrayed as the expert in the topic I don't do this thing I just know about it you were the one that brought it up And while I will be portrayed as the expert in the topic, I don't do this thing, okay? I just know about it. I just know about it. You were the one that brought it up and you seem to know a lot about it. Tell everybody what we're going to talk about.

Before you do it. Before we do it. It's environmentally responsible. And I'm all for that. I want to save the planet. I'm all for the reusable bags and the straws and getting rid of that stuff. It's fiscally responsible. It'll save you money. I want to

recycle. I want to eat less meat. I want to do all that. I want to do my bit. This is one thing that I definitely cannot get on board with. That one thing is Reusable toilet paper. No.

No, no. We're all adults. Reusable toilet paper. Mm. Mm. No. No, no. Yeah. No. Yeah. We're all adults. You brought it up yesterday. We can talk, because I know about it, but I don't use it, okay? How do you know about this?

Because I read an article. So explain to the people exactly what that entails. So reusable toilet paper, more commonly referred to, because that's quite a gross name, more commonly referred to. That's what it is. I know, I know, but we give things softer names so that they're more palatable. If you need to give it a soft name, probably not worth it.

The more gentle name for it is the family cloth. That's even worse. Is toilet paper. What do you call it when you live in a flat? No. A flat cloth? No, no, no. Everything that I've read,

you are not encouraged to do this in a flatting situation. This is reserved for within the constraints of your own family. Can you imagine? So tell them what it is first. So it's pieces of cloth that you keep beside the toilet and that's what you wipe your bottom with or your front bottom. And then you put that stuff in a basket and you put it through the washing machine.

Kind of like reusable nappies for adults. I can't. I can't even talk about this. Yeah, I know it's a lot. A few questions I've got. Yeah. So obviously – It's because toilet paper is so bad for the environment. No, I about this. Yeah, I know. I know it's a lot. A few questions I've got. Yeah. So obviously. It's because toilet paper is so bad for the environment.

No, I get it. Yeah. But to be honest, this one, I don't care. Yeah, I know. I don't care. All the other stuff I can care about. I'm going to reiterate this every 30 seconds. I don't use this stuff, but I just know about it.

Okay. Because I'm starting to sound like I'm trying to convince people. I've seen the baskets. So do you want to know a little bit of the workings of it? I want to know. My first question is, so obviously it's pieces of cloth. I get that. You use it. Doesn't matter. Number ones, twos. You put

that in the used basket and then you put that in the washing machine. Hot wash. I don't care if it's a hot wash. Hot wash. You've got to put hot wash to kill the bacteria. Yeah, of course you would. So you're washing these pieces of cloth that you've wiped your bum hole with. Yes. And then you're washing your clothes in the pooey washing machine.

No, well, the washing machine cleans itself. I'm not defending it. I'm not defending it. I'm just explaining it. Okay? Okay. What I've read, the key to using reusable toilet paper is having a hose beside the toilet. Not going to the toilet.

A lot of European countries have the hose and you can hose your bottom off. Yep, I'm for that. Or you have a bidet. You have a bidet that cleans your bottom. Fine, I can get on board. And then essentially you're just using the family cloth to dry yourself. Stop calling it the family cloth. It's creepy.

I know. It's real creepy. So wait, you're telling me in this situation so say I lived in a house with my family. Yes. I could be using, like when it gets washed, I could be using the piece of cloth that say my husband used last week. No, you would be. When he had a really bad bout of the diarrhoea, I could be using that the next week. So there is a solution for that that I've read about. What's the solution?

You have your own coloured cloth. So you're red. You could be red for multiple reasons. It'd be helpful. I think I'd like to be brown. He could be blue. Yeah, brown. They recommend that if you're making your own cloth

that you choose a fabric with a pattern because it's least likely to show up stains. It's more forgiving. And that's it. That's all I'm going to say because I'm starting to sound like I'm trying to get people into this. All right, let's have a show of hands.

Producers, are you into the reusable toilet paper? I'm not. No. Well, judging from you gagging yesterday when we were talking about this. And I wasn't asking you to be. Producer Ellie? No, not really keen.

No. And Bree, you're keen. I mean, I could be persuaded to never do that in my whole life. If we say that this is a non-judgmental environment and we throw this out there. You know what? This will be a true needle in a haystack because I've never met anybody who does this. Who does it?

But is there anybody listening now who wants to call 0800 DALS at M that will admit to having reusable toilet paper? You know what? I would look up to them as someone who's very courageous and daring. So I'm not going to judge, but

damn, I don't know if there'll be anyone. I don't think there will either, but I'm fascinated if you do do it. Yeah, let's hear about it. 0800 dial ZM. Do you use reusable toilet paper? Or the family cloth? ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. First of all, apologies to the pregnant woman who's had to pull over, she said, and be sick.

Yeah, that's fair enough. From what we were talking about. I'd just like to remind you, pregnant lady, that Bree wanted to talk about this. Hey, I think you know what? We're all adults. We're not trying to make it, I mean, even though I find it very gross, but this is a thing that is actually happening in the world right now. People are using reusable toilet paper.

Exactly. The family cloth. I'm terrified of our planet's future and I'm very keen to do everything I can to mitigate the damage that we're doing. However, even I think that reusable toilet paper might be a bit too far. What do you mean might? It is too far. Well, you don't know where we're going to be in 10 years. We could be honestly truly screwed, and everybody could be using reusable toilet paper. I'll give CPR to all the seals that I can

before I use reusable toilet paper. We've asked you, do you use it? And I didn't think we'd get any calls, and yet here we are. We have three calls waiting. Just so you know what it is, you make it or you can buy it. It's pieces of cloth

like fabric and you keep them beside the toilet and you use them to wipe yourself. And then you put them in the use... Then you put them in a basket and then when you do your washing you wash them in the washing machine and reuse them. It would... I can't even picture.

And how long... Is it every day you empty out the usable? Well, let's find out. Let's find out. We've asked you, do you use it? And Carmen has called through. Hi, Carmen. Hi, Carmen.

Hi. Do you use reusable toilet paper? Okay, so I don't, but my auntie does, and she reckons I actually save them a lot of money. Yeah. Yeah, well, of course it does, because they don't have to buy toilet paper. Let me just do the sums.

Does it save their dignity, Carmen? How much does toilet paper cost? Toilet paper costs about $7 a week. $7 a pack, right? About that, yep. Times 52. So it saves you about $350 a year. I will pay double that to use toilet paper.

Do they have regular toilet paper there for when they have guests over, Carmen? I think they have a little cupboard there for when they have guests over, Carmen? I think they have a little cupboard full for when they have guests, but they really wanted to convince me to use it this one time, and I was just like, no, that's not happening. That's so disgusting. So they couldn't convince you to use cloth that they had used multiple times on their bottoms on your bottom?

No. No. Fair enough, Carmen. She avoided it. Lena, hi. Hi. Do you Fair enough, come. She avoided it. Lena, hi. Hi. Do you use it, Lena? No, I don't. I have a boyfriend. I went

to his house one of the first times I'd met him and I went toilet and stuff. And I looked and there was no toilet paper and I asked him and he said, oh, yeah, alright and handed me a swad of old cloth. No. Oh, no. And I said, no, sorry, I'm not using that.

So I made him go to town and get me a pack of toilet paper. But, yeah, they use it at his house sometimes. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So you'll just sit on the toilet while he goes into town to get you toilet paper? How long did you sit there? 20 minutes. I would sit there and wait. I was not going to use the rag.

I need to ask, did he just rip up one of his old shirts and give that to you? Is that what he did? No, just like special cut up white cloth. Lena, I don't mean to get too personal, but number ones or number twos? Oh, it was number twos. Oh, no. No, not good. But I wasn't going to use it.

I was just going to wait until he was toilet paper. Very brave of you to go number twos at a new boyfriend's house so early. Yeah, good for you. Yeah, no, yeah. We had no need to go a long time before. I need to read out this one text. Yeah. Someone goes, I was out in the whoop whoops one day doing some fencing.

I didn't have any poo paper and couldn't find any poor man's paper either. Hashtag a plant. So I headed over to the stream and cupped my hand and gave it a good old wash. No, wait, listen. It gets better. It gets better. I now do this at home. Instead of using the sink, I just dip my hand into the toilet water and I save a lot of toilet paper. No, what is wrong with you? What is wrong with you? I didn't even need to hear. I know we're talking about reusable toilet paper. I didn't need to hear that.

Last one's Ruby. Hi, Ruby. Kia ora. Ruby, tell us, are you the person, have we found the only person in New Zealand this afternoon willing to call that uses reusable toilet paper? I don't currently. I did for a stint about four months, probably five years ago. How did it go?

Was it for the environment? What else would it be for? In a sense, like, I mean, obviously, like, well. For fun? What, are you just going obviously, like, well. For fun? What, are you just going to wipe your bum with cloth for fun? No, it wasn't that. No, Clint, it was more of a fetish. You know what sounds like a fun time?

Might use a bit of cloth to wipe my bum. That's a good weekend, isn't it? Imagine you're in it, imagine you're in it glassens. Not really my thing. Imagine you're at glass glassens. Not really my thing. Imagine you're at glassens and you're going, this shirt looks multi-purpose. What were you going to say, Ruby?

What were you going to say? I can't actually remember. So, yeah, it was for the environment more around, like, I'm intensely aware of... What's happening.

The products that pass through my hand, you know, and just how much... If something else had passed through your hand, really. But even you couldn't keep it up. Even you couldn't keep going with it. Is that right? Yeah, yeah. So it was like it wasn't necessarily a commitment.

Like I'm going to do this forever. Yeah, just try it out. It was like it was an experiment. Oh, I'll bet it was like, it wasn't necessarily a commitment, like I'm going to do this forever. Yeah, just try it out. But it was like, it was an experiment. Oh, I'll bet it was. And I bet it was a fun experiment. And my favourite text this afternoon, Clint, on this topic, reusable toilet paper, where do these people wash their tea towels?

It's a great question. It is a great question. I think you definitely want two washing machines if you're going down that path. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. Just one more thing on this reusable toilet paper. You're obsessed. No, just one more thing.

Someone messaged in to our Bree and Clint Facebook page. I'm not judging anyone, but they said, I don't do the reusable toilet paper thing, but how is it much different from washing the reusable toilet paper in your washing machine to washing your underwear? Very different. How often do you have shitty underwear? Well, it depends how skinny you are as a person.

No. No, it does. You're fully wiping with this piece of cloth. I think you're forgetting the part, and again, I sound like an expert on reusable toilet paper. I'm not. I think you're forgetting the hose. You're meant to use the hose. What if you don't have a hose? Well, then reusable toilet paper's

probably not for you. I don't use it. I don't use it. You're having to reiterate that a lot. I feel like I'm defending it. This is Birthday Banger, where we find out the number one song on your 16th birthday. Everybody who comes on today could be winning Friday Jams live tickets as well

to see Janet Jackson and 50 Cent at Western Springs if Thursday is the secret day. If it is the secret day. Who's up first? Robin. Hi, Robin. Hi, Robin. Hi.

What's your birthday, Robin? 19 of April, 1989. Hi, Robin. Hi. What's your birthday, Robin? 19 of April, 1989. Okay, you were 16 in 2005 on the 19th of April, and back in the mid-2000s, this was number one. I don't want another pretty face. I don't want just anyone to hold. I don't want my love. Young Jesse McCartney.

Are you kidding? I walked down the aisle to that song five months ago. Did you? Did you? I did. No way. Well, obviously it was a big song. I'm a Jesse McCartney. Are you kidding? I walked down the aisle to that song five months ago. Did you? Did you? I did. No way. Well, obviously it was a big song for you back in your teenage years. You'd be keen for that.

But anyway. You'd be still as. You'll be keen for that to win. Okay, cool. He got married recently, I read. Jessie McCartney. Yeah. Do you think he walked down the aisle to that song?

No, I don't think so. Hopefully not. That'd be awkward. Hi, Tia. Hi, Tia. Hi. What's your birthday, Tia. Hi. What's your birthday, Tia? 4th of March, 2003.

So wait a second. This means you turned 16 earlier this year, Tia. Yeah. Which means when we started this segment, Birthday Banger, you couldn't have called up. You were ineligible. Oh. No, you are now.

Oh, you are now. She's 16. It's all good. It's all good. Tia, we didn't bring you on here to disappoint you. Now hang up on Tia. No, I are now. No, you are now. She's 16. It's all good. It's all good. Tia, we didn't bring you on here to disappoint you. Now, hang up on Tia. No, I'm just kidding. Tia, you were 16 this year in 2019 on the 4th of March.

And this year on the 4th of March, this was number one. Ariana Grande's Seven Rings. Tune. Tune. Tune. Of course, not our favourite version of that song. That honour belongs to Bree's mum, Mama Di. My neck is flossing. Make big deposits.

My gloss is popping. You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it. I see it, like it. I want it. I got it. I want it. I got it. I want it. I got it. I want it. I see it, like it I want it I got it I want it I got it

I want it I got it I want it I got it I want it I got it You like my hair? Gee, thanks

Just bought it I see it I like it I want it I got it Every time I hear it I've got a new favourite bit And my new favourite bit

Is the last You like my hair? Gee, thanks Just bought it Tia, there's your birthday banger Cool, thank you like my hair. Gee, thanks. Just bought it. Tia, there's your birthday banger. Oh, thank you. Did you enjoy that, Tia?

Hi, Parul. Hey. How are you? Yeah. Are we saying that right? Yeah, Parul. Parul, cool. Just wanted to double check.

What's your birthday, Parul? 10th of November, 1993. Okay, cool. You were 16 in 2009 on the 10th of November, and this is your birthday banger. Like a G6, like a G6. What a change! The Far East Movement. What a banger.

What a banger. What a banger. Oh, that's good. I love the part where it's like, what does she say? Popping bottles? Popping bottles? Popping bottles in the... In the ice. I don't know.

Okay, for me, this is between that and Jessie McCartney, Beautiful Soul. Remember, Robin walked down the aisle to that song five months ago. It's got a good backstory. I love that. Yeah? Do you want to go with like a G6? I just want to thrust my hips. I feel like it for a Thursday. All right, I'll give you that. I can give you that. Sometimes6? I just want to thrust my hips. I feel like it for a Thursday.

All right, I'll give you that. I can give you that. Sometimes the girl's just got to thrust her hips. Parul, you win birthday banger. Congratulations. Awesome. By the way, Parul, you ever use reusable toilet paper? Oh, definitely not.

I heard that and I was like... Now, now, now, now I'm feeling so fly like a G6 Like a G6, like a G6 Now, now, now, now I'm feeling so fly like a G6 Give me that MoMo wet, wet Give me that Krista style, style Ladies love my style At my table getting wild Get, get, get, get them bottles popping We get that drip in that drop

Now give me two more bottles Cause you know it don't stop Hell yeah Drink it up, drink, drink it up We're sober cause around me They be actin' like they drunk They be actin' like they drunk Actin' like they drunk

We're sober cause around me They be actin' like they drunk Bottles in the ice Like a G6 Like a G6, like a G6 Now I'm feeling so fly like a G6 Dipping on, dipping on six I'ma make, make it fit Girl, I keep it gangsta

Popping bottles at the crib This is how we live Every single night Take that bottle to the head And let me see you fly. Oh, yeah. Drink it up. Drink it up.

Sober girls around me, they be acting like they drunk. They be acting like they drunk. Acting like they drunk. With sober girls around me, they be acting like they drunk. Bottles in the ice like a blizzard. When we drink, we do it right. Like they Like a G6 Like a G6 Now I'm feeling so fly like a G6 808 bump, make you put your hands up

Make you put your hands up Put your, put your hands up 808 bump, make you put your hands up Make you put your hands up Put your, put your hands up Damn yeah Make you put your hands up Make you put your hands up Put your, put your hands up Because it's Hell yeah Make you put your hands up

Make you put your hands up Put your, put your hands up Hell yeah Make you put your hands up Make you put your hands up Put your, put your hands up Popping bottles in the ice Like a blizzard

When we drink we do it right Getting slizzards, sipping scissor Zadie and Brie and Clyde Now I'm feeling so fly like a G6. Like a G6. Like a G6. Zed and Bree and Clint. Now I'm feeling so fly like a G6. It's a Far East movement as our winner for birthday banger this afternoon, Like a G6. Remember everyone, like when that song was really massive, everyone was like, what's a G6?

What's a G6? And then some smart-ass guy goes, it's a type of private jet. I can't believe you don't even know what a G6 is. They should have really done like, like a Boeing 737. 37, doesn't have the same ring. They should do a Jetstar remix as well. Brie goes, did the Far East Movement have any other songs?

Remember this one? Remember this, Turn Up The Love? Is this them? Yeah, this is them. I don't think they had another one where they were the main vocalists. Oh, so what, this is with someone else. And then they had a Justin Bieber one as well. Yeah, this was a good tune.

This is a good tune, yeah. Just waiting for that drop. Oh, yeah. Guys, who's ready for some summer festivals? What year was, like, a G6 number one? 2009. Big tunes. That was huge.

I remember kissing so many people in the clubs to that song. ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast. Bit of a complicated question, but it will make sense in just a second. Are you currently with someone that was at your wedding? Okay? There's a story out about a woman in the States

who has divorced her husband after just two years of marriage. Okay. She is now dating the DJ from their wedding. Hey, at least they weren't friends. At least it wasn't like, you know, his best friend or something. There's a 23-year age gap between her and the DJ.

So he's one of those... Who's older? Older wedding DJs. She's 26 and he is a 49-year-old wedding DJ. Not just wedding DJ, actually. He DJs... I think he's just a professional DJ. It's a fairly big age gap. It is a fairly big age gap.

I mean, each their own. She knew him before the wedding, kind of. So she was at a bar. He must be hot. Nah. Why is he 49 and still DJing at weddings? I know, I know. As a semi-retired professional DJ myself,

I hope I'm not doing it when I'm 49. Well, I guess if you needed extra cash, look, I'm not here to judge people. Maybe he was doing it to save for something. As a semi-retired professional DJ, there is good money in weddings. I bet there is. I'll give you that much.

Yeah. Okay? And you know what? Actually, no. I take it all back. If you got the DJ bug, you got the DJ bug. You go with it. Don't do that dance move when you say that.

She met him at a bar. He was DJing at a bar. Yeah. She talked to him. And she goes, you're a great DJ. You should DJ my wedding. So then he DJs the wedding. A year later, she starts having problems in her marriage.

Goes to a bar with her sister. He's there. She starts talking to him. Oh, what a coincidence. Opens up to him about her her sister he's there. She starts talking to him. Oh, what a coincidence. Opens up to him about her feelings. They keep chatting. A year on she leaves her husband

and she shacks up with the DJ. Can I also say as a semi-retired professional DJ myself that's very unprofessional. You don't DJ someone's wedding and then try and sleep with the bride. So that's not what you guys are all after? I thought that's the only reason you became a DJ, you told me

What's that? To hook up with chicks To hook up with married chicks? Yeah Nah, nah Oh, that's off-air, Jan I'm sorry Excuse me

Excuse me Sorry, I forgot that was off-air So this is an interesting situation where she is now dating someone who attended her wedding So that'd be like, who was at your wedding? I mean, I didn't get an invite. No. Neither did, oh, neither did producer Ellie. I hadn't even known her then.

No, well, you did. You met her at R&V. Once. I'm not inviting everybody that I meet at R&V to my wedding. Yep. Well, if you, you know, if you were rich, you would. And producer Ben did go to your wedding. So that'd be like if you divorced your wife.

And hooked up with producer Ben. And hooked up with Ben. Yeah. I mean, weirder things have happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or Ross Boss. Ross Boss was at my wedding. Yeah, or Ross Boss' wife.

Or Ross Boss' wife. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just a little bit scandalous, you know. They've watched you give your heart to someone else for the rest of your life, and now they are sampling from the platter that is you. It is a bit weird. Imagine you talking to that person being like,

oh, remember my wedding day? Not with you, but... Imagine your relationship goes so well that you guys end up, you decide you want to get married. Do you go to your original mood board and go, I loved what you did at your first wedding. Let's do that again. Do you think we could have that?

Is there anyone listening that fits this bill? I don't know if we'll get anybody because it's quite convoluted. But are you with someone now who was at your wedding the first time around? And was it the DJ? So, so scandalous. ZM Spree and Clint it the dj so so scandalous zed m spree and clint the podcast are you dating someone who was at your wedding there's a story about a lady who is now with the dj from her wedding hey it could be worse it could have been what like one of the what magicians oh from the from the hands from the hens do. From the hens do. Or the stag.

The magicians who don't have much costume. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Naked magicians. We've got some calls. Hi, Grace. Hi, how are you? Are you with someone who was at your wedding? Not me.

So it was the photographer of my friend's wedding. Yeah. Ended up... So it was a photographer with a couple. So it was a husband and wife and the husband took off with a bride that he photographed like a year earlier.

And yeah, they both divorced their significant others and I think they're married now. Wait, so this is so, well is it worse or is it better? Because obviously that's a stranger that was at their wedding. The photographer? Yeah. Like the DJ. Yeah, but I feel like you're really up close and personal and intimate when you're doing photography and stuff like that was at their wedding. The photographer? Yeah. Yeah, like the DJ. Yeah, but I feel like you're really up close and personal and intimate when you're doing photography and stuff.

Yeah, true. Yeah, write that into the contract next time you book a photographer. You are not allowed to post these on your personal Instagram. You are not allowed to steal my wife after the wedding. You know? Yeah, just to make him sign a contract. The photographer's like, I can't sign that, mate.

I don't know what's going to happen. This person wants to remain anonymous. This person wants to remain anonymous. Hello. Hello. For good reason, too. First of all, I want to say, first-time caller, long-time listener, love you, Brie. Aw, thanks for coming on.

And long story short, a couple of years ago I was a bridesmaid. First of all, we're all girls in the story. I was a bridesmaid for my best mate. Okay. Who was also my ex at one stage. Wait, so was your best mate a woman? Yes. Okay, cool.

We're all girls in the story. Gotcha. And almost two years later, me and her aren't friends and I'm currently with her wife separated. Oh, shit. Now, I want to say something on air right now. I was not the catalyst in that breakup. We were just all friends, you know, small world, small community.

But yes, that happened and it's not always for scandalous reasons. You're with your ex's ex-wife, isalous reasons. You're with your ex, your ex's ex-wife. Is that right? You're with your ex's... I'm still current because it's still within the two-year period. Oh, whatever, whatever. You're with your... Okay, that's...

Okay. You're with your ex's wife. Yes. Wait. I think it's worse that she's my ex-best friend. The ex, but who cares, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the part that's a bit... She's my ex-best friend. The ex, but who cares, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's the part that's a bit... She's my ex-best friend, but shit hit the fan for them and it was like a six-month they were having issues and I was helping both of them, admittedly helping my best friend more. So you knew what to say. And then they broke up and it took maybe a few months after that. We tried to ignore it, but, you know. Wait, I've got a question for you, Anonymous.

Did you know. Wait, I've got a question for you, Anonymous. Did you know the wife beforehand, or did you know her from your best friend? I knew of her, again, small community. I knew of her. I didn't know her, but in that time that we were

like, she's also worked for me in this period and stuff for that, you know, like we were always in a relationship. Everything, I'm not judging, everything with you overlaps, though. I know. It's a very tangled web, isn't it, Anonymous? Yeah, well, A, when you're a lesbian and the pool is small, it gets a bit tangled sometimes.

Yeah, I get you. You can't be picky, can you? Yeah. Can someone please just start making some more lesbians? So, like, you know. Can someone get Anonymous a reality show? Yeah, that's interesting, isn't it? Last one, Kylie.

Are you with someone that was at your wedding? Yeah, I am. I'm with the best man from my first wedding. Hey-o! Guttie! Your ex-husband's best man? Yeah. So wait, your ex-husband, I'm assuming then, is best friend.

Yeah, that's the one. Or ex-best friend. Former best friend? Oh, yeah, no. Don't talk at all now. Right. Would have nothing to do with your situation, I don't think. Zed-Em Spree and Clint, the podcast.

But speaking of Channing Tatum, I wanted to bring him up again because there is an oil painting on a wood panel of him that is going very viral on the internet. Sure. So it's done by an artiste. His name is Chris Mann. It's in LA. And he did this painting of Channing Tatum.

I actually, do you want to see the painting? Yeah, you said you're thinking about buying it, so I definitely want to see it. I'm thinking about buying it, so I want to show you it. Or should I tell you how much it's going for first? Show me the painting. No, I think I'll tell you how much it is. Okay, all right, all right, how much?

So the painting is going for – it's actually the bidding has closed, unfortunately, but approximately $10,438 New Zealand dollars. Right. So that's a high-end piece of art. It's a high-end piece of art. At $10,000. Yes. But, I mean, once you see it, I think you will know why it's gone for that much.

Well, because of what? Hold on, wait. This is the censored version. Hold on. Here we go. Here's the uncensored. Sorry, another drum roll, please. Why does it need to be censored?

Oh, Christ. Oh, my God. That's Channing Tatum there, obviously, and I think a very well-done done painting and that's his ball sack. Yeah. Why are his balls out? A homoerotic painting. He's got very hairy legs and then.

Yeah, too hairy, I think. That's the main concern in the painting. There's more hair on his legs than there is on his balls. The main concern is how hairy his legs are, not the massive nutsack that's right next to it. Do we think he posed for that? No! Did him spree in Clint, the podcast.

Look, this next story I believe has happened to probably nearly every person in this room and probably you listening right now. Okay. And I hate when I do this. It's so annoying when you stay at a hotel, it's all good, you pack up, and then you realise you left something behind. Oh, yeah. I always have that problem if I decide to spread out and use the wardrobe.

I'm like, why didn't I hang my clothes up? And then I never get my clothes out of the wardrobe. Bad move. Do you think there's rooms at hotels, like in storage where they just- Full of stuff? No, where they just keep all the phone chargers? So I've got a theory on the phone chargers that if you go to a hotel, don't take one. Just go to a reception and go, hey, I've forgotten my charger.

Have you got a Samsung charger or an iPhone charger, whatever it is? And they'll definitely have hundreds of them. Yeah, well, true. And then you can use it. They won't want it back. And then you take it. And then you take it and then you've got another charger. Yeah, but what if they don't have one?

Well, then you. I guess you take it and then you ask anyway. Yeah. You could do that too. Anyway, there's a story that's going viral about a flight attendant who left something in her room, wasn't a phone charger, wasn't clothes, but it was a very personal item yeah um so she was a part of cabin crew and she's staying at the hotel and they actually ended up sending her workplace a typed

memo sure which i'm like you know it's 2019 does that still happen yeah good email yeah right do you want to hear what the memo said? Sure. I might have to change a few words. Okay. So it said, hi from Crew Watch. We just received a call from the hotel that you stayed in recently. They found a 25 centimetre in one of the crew rooms. Can you let them know so it can be collected at a later date oh so it was an adult adult thing yeah who's measuring it who got out the measuring tape out

and go is that like do you think that's an approximation or have they actually measured it yeah right or is it someone's job to measure every item that's left behind? So you have to positively identify it. You go, hi, I left my boop at that hotel. And they go, okay, we need colour, make and exact length. Imagine if they gave you the wrong one. They're just trying to humiliate the person.

Pretty rough. Surely that's why they're doing it that way. Come on. Well, the worst part was is they left this for the group because obviously they would have known who it was because her name would have been on the hotel room. Yeah, exactly. But they sent it to all the people in the cabin crew and then obviously she had to come forward and be like, that's mine.

I hope it was the pilot. I hope he's like, oh, sorry guys. My bad. Deeding, Spree and Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles. Register, fill up redeem points for rewards easy

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