ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 27th 2018
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Z-Dams!
Z-Dams!
Let's go, go, go!
Now let me see you dance!
Z-Dams, Brie and Clint.
Chew, chew, chew and speak.
I'm good.
Good afternoon everybody, welcome to the show.
Brie and Clint, we have spent the day going through dates for our bisexual Annalise.
I'm exhausted because I feel like I've just dated a bunch of people.
Yeah.
I think we're 95% there, though.
We've got some really good people locked in.
And a lot of them are going, how does this work?
Which is a good point.
We should explain that.
Yeah.
So Annalise, our bisexual, she's a girl, obviously.
She's going to date three guys and three girls.
Over the next three weeks, she will date all of them.
There'll be different types of dating.
Yeah.
Can we say?
Yeah, there'll be different types of dating, yeah.
Like the first week will be a bit different to the second week
and obviously the last week and so on and so forth.
We will get to the end, though, with a guy and a girl
and she can choose which side she goes with,
well, which person she goes with.
Yeah, and when Clint says which person she goes with,
overseas, on a trip. God. That's where she goes with. Yeah, and when Clint says which person she goes with, overseas on a trip.
God.
That's where she's going.
Can you imagine going on a holiday with someone that you've known for three weeks?
I feel like it's kind of exciting.
Oh, it is kind of exciting, but it's going to be a real baptism of fire.
Like there is nothing like an airport to make you figure out
whether you hate somebody or not.
It'll make it or break it, that's for sure.
Hey, up next, speaking of relationships,
there's been a list released of the top 10 TV proposals ever.
TV proposals?
Yeah, so proposals that have happened on TV.
It's off the back of the Emmys last week.
Oh, you mean real proposals?
Yeah.
Not like when Chandler proposed to Monica?
No.
Okay, cool.
So real life proposals and one of my mates, a guy I know, is in one of them.
One of the top ten TV proposals of all time?
Ever.
All right.
It was on a season of Big Brother.
We're going to get him on next.
Hey, this is Sigma.
Nobody to love.
Bree and Clint.
Zit M.
Zit M's Bree and Clint.
I love a marriage proposal.
And how cool is it when you see one happening on live television?
Like a surprise televised proposal.
Wow, wow, wow, actually.
I don't think it's for me,
but I like watching it.
I'd hate to get one.
And before I proposed
to my wife, Lucy,
she made it clear
in no, like, unspecific terms
that she did not want
to be proposed to
in front of people.
We saw on the Emmys last week
that there was that guy that proposed to his...
The director.
...girlfriend.
Yeah, and nailed it.
After he'd won an award.
It was amazing.
Yeah.
And now a list has been released of the top 10 marriage proposals on TV.
Okay.
We're talking So You Think You Can Dance.
There's one on there.
Survivor.
Do you remember the guy named Rob on American Survivor?
He proposed.
Did he propose at the
like the after event?
I think so, yeah. Because you'd be
pretty skinny and stinky on that island.
Yeah, I think it was at the last, very last
episode. Although Ultimate Alliance.
Right? Yeah, you can't break
that. You propose to them and then you vote them
off. What a twist.
John Cena's proposal
was on there. Did he propose on WWE? He did. Yeah. To Nikki.
Unfortunately, they're not together anymore. But it was interesting to see
a guy I know, one of my mates, he had made the
list. Ben, who had one big brother in Australia
made the list and he joins us this afternoon. Hello, Ben.
G'day, guys. How are you? Joining you all the way
from Australia.
Did you?
I've been really busy
Googling myself
since the last time
I did any form of business.
I was going to say.
Yeah.
Did you win Big Brother?
I did.
I was,
I remember the producer
spoke to me and they were like,
you're like vermin
and you're like going to be
the nasty person.
You'll be evicted week three.
Yeah.
And then that was the big shock.
Not that I proposed to my partner was that the producers couldn't believe that
Australia had kept me in there. Yeah, Australia loved you.
You and Stacey hit this other girl. They became like best friends and
Australia fell in love with you. And then at the finale, we've got the audio.
Do you want to relive it this afternoon, Ben? Let's do it. Oh God.
At the finale, Ben has just one big brother
and he proposes to his partner, Ben.
Let's take a listen.
I took something into the house with me
and if I was evicted on day one,
if I was told that I wasn't any good,
I would have done this.
I just realised I didn't actually say,
will you marry me?
I don't know.
Will you marry me?
Yeah!
Thank God that was a yes.
Thank God, Ben. As live TV, Ben.
Can you imagine, like, just, like,
I would go to bed at night time and I'd think, you know,
what happens if I win? Because I told
the producer I had this diamond and that I was
going to propose if I was kicked out week one.
And, you know, like, that's an awkward, you know,
everyone in Australia hates me. Do you want
to marry me? kind of moment.
Yeah, yeah.
And then I'd sort of be going to sleep at night time
and I'm getting more and more nervous because I hadn't seen my now fiancé.
Like, I hadn't seen him in, like, three months.
He'd probably slept with half Australia and, you know, walked away.
Yeah, yeah.
I was probably going to be like, hey, do you want to marry me?
And he'd be like, no, I'm going out with Tyrone from, you know, Surrey Hills.
Done.
And he's much better than you. Do you want to marry me? No, I be like, no, I'm going out with Tyrone from, you know, Surrey Hills. Done. And he's much better than you.
Do you want to marry me?
No, I've seen you on that TV show.
You're awful.
Not anymore.
Australia didn't mind me, considering that I was standing there
at the final moment, you know, taking the major prize.
Ben, can I ask, what year was it that you won?
So 2012.
So I think, what is that?
I'm not very good at maths.
I was in veggie maths at school
So I'm just going to say it's about six years
Wasn't it still illegal to be gay in Australia in 2012?
Pretty much
Well, not illegal, like you weren't going to jail for the sodomy at that stage
You were, however, it was not legal to marry
Yeah, right
My hat's off actually to NZ, like, you know, overseas
So many other places got on board before, you know, before Australia did.
I think New Zealand was 2013.
Yeah, we're very cool.
We've got a lady prime minister, too.
You should move here.
It's awesome.
You should, Ben.
It's a great place.
Well, it's funny that you mention this because Tourism of New Zealand actually got in contact with me shortly after this whole, you know, proposal on television.
Yeah.
And they wanted me to come over to New Zealand to have a wedding.
Ah!
Did you get a free wedding out of your TV proposal?
No, because I said no, because I just kept, I thought about it
and I was like, getting married in a different country
is like getting a divorce on the way home, you know?
All right.
The question that I...
I would have had some stone, Lee, and I would have had a great time,
but look...
Hey, you can still come over.
Yeah.
Because the question is, are you still together and are you have had a great time, but look... Hey, you can still come over, because the question is,
are you still together and are you married?
Dun, dun, dun!
We are still together, which I think is the biggest shock.
Now, when that list that you're talking about was published,
this was not confirmed, but apparently 80% of those people
are no longer together.
Oh, and you're one of only two couples who have made it.
Really?
Look, we're still together. I mean, a lot of people thought he'd stick around until I spent
the $250,000 with Big Brother and then he'd make a trip and get
out of it. But look, he's still here. My mum calls him the long-suffering
boyfriend. But we haven't got married yet, which is just about laziness.
Well, I just think, Ben, what an amazing moment on TV and
what an achievement to do that back in 2012
and what a great message to send to all of Australia.
Good to talk to you, Ben.
Thanks for coming on.
Thanks, Ben.
No worries.
Okay.
Get married too.
Hurry the hell up.
Yeah, what's he doing?
See you in Springcliffe.
Please welcome to the show our special guest.
We have him on once a week now.
It's Fletch from Fletch for an Amiga.
Yes. You work too much
I know
do your own show
and then get out of here
I know
you're on your way
to set up for tonight's
fact of the day pub quiz
in Takapuna, Auckland
the only reason I'm here
is because I have to take
the pool car
because I don't have a car
and I can't bicycle
over the harbour bridge
yeah
oh is that a thing
you can't
nah
well they
arrest you.
Ugh.
They're no fun, eh? Oh, that whole arresting thing.
Hey, much like an early morning Seven Sharp,
you guys cover off the big stories,
including this week's news that the dollar mixture
that we know and love might be on the way out.
Well, yeah, because they've got to individually label
every lolly's ingredients on the back,
like sugar and colour and sugar.
And horse hoof for gelatin.
Yeah.
What's wrong with it?
Come on.
It's PC madness.
Is that what it is because of, is it?
Yeah, I think so.
Well, it's just the law.
So, yeah, they reckon that a lot of dairy is just CBF.
They just won't be bothered.
Takes too much effort.
To be honest, the dollar mixture's been on the downhill slide for a long time.
Like back in our day.
How good was it back in our day?
It was brilliant.
You got a thousand lollies, eh?
For five cents.
Remember those times, guys?
So you guys have gone and put together what you're calling the ultimate $1 mixture.
Yeah.
With the top five.
So yeah, so there's the top five doubled.
We'd like to review these with you.
Okay.
And just offer you our opinion because we know you care.
You're giving them away.
And the thing is, it's a people's mixture. Like I'm not happy with one of them. I just offer you our opinion because we know you care. You're giving them away. And the thing is,
it's a people's mixture.
Like, I'm not happy with one of them.
I don't even want it in there.
Mate, my first thoughts are,
bit stingy.
Well, it's 2018, all right?
There's like three lollies in here.
Not the 90s.
We've got,
there's five lollies
and we've got two of each.
So 10 lollies.
Yep.
So you're saying these are worth
10 cents per lolly.
Look, I mean,
Damn! Look, there's a recession coming, guys. Okay, we can't blow all the money on lollies. So you're saying these are worth 10 cents per lolly. Look, I mean, there's a recession coming, guys.
Okay, we can't blow all the money on lollies.
First one that comes out of the bag, rainbow strap.
I'm for this.
Same.
I think it's my favourite in there.
Me too.
Because it's big, it's big, and it's delicious.
Not a classic.
And it's kind of sugary, kind of sour.
It is a classic.
It's a contemporary classic.
It is a contemporary classic.
It's a modern classic. Okay, I'll. It is a classic. It's a contemporary classic. It is a contemporary classic. It's a modern classic.
Okay, I'll have it in my mouth.
That's fine.
Next up, spinning top.
Yum.
Yeah, these are great.
These are great.
I'm actually with you on that.
Yeah.
Megan and Vaughn aren't fans.
Nah.
You're not either, Brooke.
They're a bit too hard.
I don't like to put...
Not when you get to the middle.
No.
Harder things in my mouth.
Chew it up, though.
It's all soft.
Yeah. Okay. I like the softer items. Right. mouth. Chill it up, though. It's all soft. Yeah.
Okay.
I like the softer items.
Right.
Okay.
You like yours a bit gooier.
Yeah, a bit gooier.
Yeah, right.
Okay.
I'm buying into that.
No, that's a real treat.
And it's a big lolly.
It's substantial.
Big lolly.
Okay, I'll give you that one.
That deserves to be on the top five.
We've got the Coke bottle.
Yeah, that was number one.
That was top five, number one by a country mile.
It is a classic. Now, you've got to know this is sour Coke bottle, too, because it's also jelly Coke bottle? Yeah, that was number one. That was top five, number one by a country mile. It is a classic.
Now, you've got to know this is sour Coke bottle too
because there's also jelly Coke bottle.
I like sour.
Do I have no time for the jelly Coke bottle?
Get out of here.
Sour or nothing.
Yeah.
Shower can go on, it's fine.
Oh, you're going to be buzzing this afternoon, Clint.
Yeah, I will.
You're eating the whole thing?
Yeah.
Are you saving some for later?
No, there's only like three lollies in here.
Again, budget cuts.
Second to last in Fletch Vaughan and Megan's ultimate dollar mixture,
we've got the jelly strawberry.
Yeah, classic.
Yep.
I like the jelly strawberry.
You can't go wrong.
And it doesn't have any needles in it.
No, which is great.
Which is good.
Wow.
That we know of.
God, wouldn't that devastate?
That'd be the final nail in the coffin for the dollar mixture.
Well, I don't know if we vetted that guy.
We just had that part-timer guy who
did like 12 hours of this. Was someone watching
him? No. He can't afford needles.
What a crappy job.
I watched him. I was like, oh.
You've got to get into radio somehow, Brie. Mate, I remember
doing those jobs. I know. I blew
up like 4,000 beach balls over
two days. It was horrible. You know that you can
get an air compressor? Yeah, we figured that
out on the second day. Right, okay.
When your lungs collapsed. Yep.
Now, before we go to the final lolly
and the Fletch Warner Megan's ultimate dollar
mixture, I need to ask you, where's
the milk bottles? Yeah, no, they were
it came down to milk bottle
or rainbow lolly.
And you went rainbow strap over milk lolly.
Yeah, the people voted. Don't be angry
at me. This is the people's mixture.
Where's teeth lolly?
Didn't make it.
They taste weird.
Cool lolly, because you can do the funny gag.
Where is the banana?
Oh, no, it didn't make it.
Go home, banana.
You can vote on like 20 lollies and bananas didn't make it.
Really?
Banana tastes like car sick and sadness.
I love that.
The last lolly is peaches and cream.
Yeah, no, not a fan.
This is one I didn't want in there.
No, I'm keen for this.
I'm keen for it.
I'm keen for this too.
Doesn't that show you why?
You cannot please everybody.
You really cannot please everybody.
No, you can't.
What is this?
Is this a bag of lollies for ants?
It needs to be at least four times bigger than this.
If you want a miniature version of a dollar mixture,
Fletchmore and Wiggins' ultimate dollar mixture.
Guys, I said there's been budget cuts, okay?
The Thunder Drivers around New Zealand have a very limited supply.
Tomorrow, yeah.
Tomorrow.
Where can they find them?
I don't know.
Wherever they go.
Oh, wait.
Producer Ben's got the list
Ben, what's up, ma'am?
They're Auckland, Tauranga, Wellington, Christchurch and Dunedin
Perfect
Tomorrow afternoon
So not even everywhere and just in the afternoon
I don't think we have a Black Thunder in New Plymouth
I could get mum out on the man's tattoo
Yeah, yeah, yeah
ZDM's Bree and Clint
Bree and Clint present The Bisexualer.
I'm so excited, Clinton, because finally we've locked in Annalise, our bisexualist, dates.
Yeah, it's very real now.
The people have been contacted.
They're locked in.
We know what they're doing for their dates.
And we have a shot at finding love for her.
We've pretty much been dating multiple people over the last week.
I'm exhausted. We have to
ask them those questions that you would ask someone on
a date, like the personal stuff, the
commitment stuff. I've been asking, have you
seen the video of Annalise? What do you think?
We have
two of the contestants on the phone now. Now,
Annalise is not going to meet these people
until next week, but we're going
to give you a sneaky introduction to them now.
So we're not going to name them.
No.
We're just going to meet them.
We just want to talk to them.
Yes.
You can judge them on their voice and what they have to say alone.
Now, Annalise, next week, we'll be dating three guys and three girls.
And then hopefully she'll find love.
Yes, and go on a romantic overseas trip.
Who do you want to talk to first?
Secret guy or secret girl? Let's talk to secret guy first. Okay. Hey, and go on a romantic overseas trip. Who do you want to talk to first? Secret guy or secret girl?
Let's talk to secret guy first.
Okay.
Hey, secret guy.
Hi, secret guy.
Hi.
Hey.
Ooh, I hear an accent.
Congratulations on making it through to the top three of the men that will be dating Annalise.
Are you excited?
I am very excited.
After seeing the video, especially, I think I'm looking forward to meeting Annalise.
Oh, even I like you over the phone.
And I've met you.
That's American, eh?
Is it American?
That's right.
Yeah, I'm American.
Yeah.
So we've got some overseas in the mix.
I want to give you a real question, Secret Man.
Is it an issue for you that she will be dating not just other people
but other girls at the same time?
No, it's not an issue for me at all.
I think at the end of the day, it comes down to connection.
So if the connection is there regardless of the gender,
if it's with me, then it's with me.
And if she finds a connection with someone else,
it's all about the connection at the end of the day.
Oh, my God.
I really like you.
Bree, stop falling in love with all the contestants.
I'll keep focused. I'm focusing. Secret Man, do falling in love with all the contestants. I'll keep focused.
I'm focusing.
Secret Man.
Do you want to ask me anything else before I...
I wanted to ask one more question.
Secret Man, do you think you can tell if you really have that connection with someone after the first kiss?
After the first kiss, you said?
Yeah.
Ooh, I guess if the first kiss is good, maybe.
So you reckon you can tell a lot from the first kiss?
I think you can.
I think, you know, sparks fly.
And depending on, also, it depends on how the conversation goes
and how, you know, we talk about each other's backgrounds
and, you know, what we want in life and whatnot.
So I think not just the first kiss,
but I think what will lead up to the first kiss
will probably be the most, you know, substantial.
Should we kiss or not?
I mean, sorry.
Stay focused.
Secret man, we're looking forward to meeting you on Monday, okay?
Great, sounds good.
Okay, cool.
That's him.
Let's meet her.
Ooh, let's meet secret girl number one.
Now, secret girl, you are the first of our confirmed ladies
to date Annalise the bisexual.
How does that feel?
Oh, stoked.
I'm so special.
You are so special.
You're going to be very special over the next couple of weeks.
Now, obviously, you've seen the video as well.
What are your thoughts?
What are your feelings?
I think she's beautiful.
She's like someone crossed between like a Kardashian and like a Hadid.
Can't get better than that.
Damn, that is a compliment and a half.
Can I ask, secret female number one,
what do you identify as?
Because obviously our bisexualer is bisexual.
What about you?
A big old dyke.
Yeah, good.
Otherwise known as a lesbian.
So you will not be running off with any of the male contestants then,
will you? So that's not an arrest. with any of the male contestants then, will you?
So that's not a risk.
No, I can assure you not.
I could definitely give them a run for their money.
Because this is the first of these dating shows.
Well, not the first one.
It has happened really before in some of the other ones.
But there's a true chance of cross-pollination.
Like if there's bisexual girls in the group and then straight dudes,
we can't, we kind of, and if everyone's sexually charged,
we've got to kind of keep them in secret rooms.
What's going to happen?
Can I ask secret female number one,
can you sign a form saying you won't hook up with the other females?
Yeah, for sure.
Eyes on the prize.
That's what Dad always said.
I love you.
Should we kiss?
Again.
Okay, sorry.
It's not about me.
Just finally, what's your tactic?
We'll talk later.
Obviously, you've got to beat five other people.
What's your tactic for standing out in the bisexualist, secret lady?
Obviously treating someone really well
and having a really good time. I mean,
maybe we can have a couple of cheeky ones.
I mean, if there's karaoke involved
I can sing a mean Meredith
Brooks. I knew
you were going to say Meredith Brooks. Oh my god.
Can we please lock that down
for a date? Karaoke? Lock it in.
Secret female, we're looking forward to meeting you on Monday as well.
Yeah, can't wait.
Okay, very good.
If you want to see Annalise, that's all you get to see at the moment.
She's on our Facebook page, our bisexualer.
Can I just say, just from meeting those two, we did well.
Yeah, we've done very well.
And you wait till you see the others too.
We've done very well.
I mean, there's so many good people.
Yeah, we've got to say a quick thank you to Wild Secrets as well.
They're helping us put this whole thing on.
Wild Secrets, New Zealand's and Australia's largest online naughty toy store.
And we will talk to the bisexual herself, Annalise, after five.
Zedian's Bree and Clint.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
All right, we get your birthdays.
We figure out what song was number one here in NZ on your 16th birthday.
Yeah.
And then we play one of those songs in full.
Yeah.
Hey, Jessie.
Hi, Jessie.
What's your birthday?
It's the 14th of April, 1994.
Okay, Jessie, you were 16 in 2010 on the 14th of April
and back in 2010
this was number one.
Oh yes, I haven't quite got the chorus but
my bad. But you get
Rihanna, Rude Boy.
Here it is.
How do you feel about that?
It makes me so sad.
I don't like that song.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
You can't choose your birthday banger.
What were you hoping for?
To be honest, I have no idea.
Anything other than that.
I don't even remember what year I was 16,
so you're doing better than I am.
2010.
Okay, let's see what's next.
2010.
Let's go to Lisa.
Hey, Lisa.
Hi, Lisa.
Hi.
What's your birthday?
3rd of the 9th, 58.
Okay, Lisa, you were 16 in 1984 on the 3rd of September,
and this is your birthday bang.
You're the children crying.
One love.
You're the children crying.
One love. Saying're the children crying. One love.
Saying give thanks and praise.
You get Bob Marley.
One love.
Yeah, this sounds pretty good.
Does it?
I like that song.
Yeah.
Okay, all right.
Okay.
I can see why that was number one in the 80s.
Finally, Katie.
Hey, Katie, welcome to Birthday Banger.
Hi, thank you.
It's Kate, by the way.
Oh, Kate, sorry.
My bad.
Kate, what's your birthday?
14th of September, 76.
Okay, Kate, you were 16 in 1992 on the 14th of September.
And back on that date, this was top of the chart.
I'll tell my heart, my egg, my brain.
I just don't think it understands. Top of the chart.
Father of Miley Cyrus, you get Billy Ray Cyrus,
Achy Breaky Heart.
What is going on today?
That is a ripper.
So we've got a Rihanna track, we've got a Bob Marley track, and we've got Achy Breaky Heart. Who doesn't
love Billy Ray Cyrus? Well,
that mullet. I don't know how many
people love Billy Ray Cyrus anymore.
Yeah, true. What do you want to hear?
Achy Breaky Heart, Billy Ray Cyrus.
You want to hear Achy Breaky Heart, Billy Ray Cyrus?
Mate, I'm a country gal. That was big for me
back in the 90s. You can't play
Achy Breaky Heart, Billy Ray Cyrus.
Why not?
We played Whitney Houston.
What do you want to hear out of those?
Like, what does your heart tell you?
Well, my heart says go back to Rotorua and play Bob Marley,
but it's actually not the best Bob Marley song either.
It's not the best.
It's a little bit slow.
It's a little bit...
You know what the cop-out is here?
What?
We'll give it to the producers.
Yeah, let's give it to the, well, you, if you vote for something else,
then we have to go to the producers.
Yeah, I'm voting for, oh.
Or we could let the people vote.
Yeah, we can let the people vote.
So the people, we haven't done this before.
No.
But it's when we can't decide, the people will vote.
You can't vote for your own song.
All right.
So let's go to Jessie first. Jessie,
are you there? Yeah, I am.
Alright, so you can't vote for your own song
so you've got to pick from
Achy Breaky Heart and Bob Marley
One Love. 100%
Achy Breaky Heart. Yes, queen!
One vote Achy Breaky Heart.
Lisa, you can't vote for your own song. What song
are we playing for Birthday Banger? Oh, the Miley Cyrus one. Achy Breaky Heart. Lisa, you can't vote for your own song. What song are we playing for Birthday Banger?
Oh, the Mighty Star is one.
Achy Breaky Heart it is.
Oh, my God.
That was my Achy Breaky Heart.
Ross.
Oh, hi, Ross.
Hi.
Come on, Ross.
I've got a feeling we won't make it to the end of this song,
but let's see how far we get. Bree and Clint, ZM. Come on, Ross. I've got a feeling we won't make it to the end of this song,
but let's see how far we get.
Bree and Clint, ZM.
Ah.
Woo!
Early intimate.
Hey, Ross.
Hi, Ross.
Why do you do the things that you do?
How's it going, man?
What's up?
Three steps forward, 30 steps back.
What's wrong?
You, mate.
You're wrong.
Why don't you do Bob Marley? Would you have let us play Bob Mar wrong? You, mate. You're wrong. Why didn't you do Bob Marley?
Would you have let us play Bob Marley?
Yeah, bro.
Oh, good to know for the future.
What's the time?
Oh, no.
I'm not going to do it, but... At least we got one chorus of Osiris.
On iHeartRadio, there'll be a great Billy Ray Osiris channel on there.
Just go.
Mate, I'm tuning in right now.
Yeah.
Bree and Clint.
Good Will It Lasted.
You're welcome, New Zealand.
Watch out for my...
Zee's Bree and Clint.
Welcome to the studio, the bisexualer, Annalise.
Hi.
Hello.
Annalise, it's all becoming very real
because we spoke to two of your potential dates on the phone
and you said
you're getting really nervous now.
I'm getting really nervous.
Like butterflies
are currently like
flying in my tummy.
You look so much
you look physically
more nervous than yesterday
and yesterday was the big reveal.
If you've just tuned in
Annalise is
our bisexual
what would you call her?
Bachelorette.
Bachelorette.
There you go.
And she'll be dating
six people. Three guys and three girls starting you go. And she'll be dating six people, three guys
and three girls starting next week.
We've locked those people in. It's all done
and dusted. You can't sign up anymore.
We told you to
get in early. We want
to ask you a couple of hashtag real
talk questions today. Sure thing.
So people can kind of understand the motivation behind this.
Because I think it's easy to assume, oh, they're just trying
to do wacky stuff and they're using bisexuality for it.
It's not what we're trying to do, right?
Not at all.
We wanted to obviously showcase and make visibility
for bisexual people and that it's just the same.
It's just people dating other people,
wanting to find a connection and wanting to have that,
you know, that kind of experience with someone else
in the world, isn't it right?
Yeah, definitely.
Why did you sign up for it?
What made you want to be the bisexualer?
Coming from my perspective, I found that a lot of,
not just people that I knew, but a lot of people outside of that
don't really think that bisexuality is a thing.
They kind of think of it as a transition period,
like you're either going to choose to be straight
or you're going to choose to be gay.
And for me, I'm somebody who's quite serious
about spreading that a little bit more
and letting people know that it is a real thing,
it is a serious thing, and yeah.
That's a good reason.
What about, remember what we talked about yesterday?
What was that?
What about, because we have had this suggested,
that bisexual people
will find it hard
to commit to one person
because you'll never have,
you're obviously attracted to both
so you'll never have
the other one in the relationship.
You'll never have everything
that you want
is what someone said.
You can't be truly committed
to a girl
because you're also
attracted to guys.
What do you say to that?
I can definitely see
how someone has that perspective
but for me,
I don't believe in it.
Like, I'm happy with whoever I'm with,
and if I'm not happy with that, I'll end it or I won't end it,
but either way...
You commit to a person, not a gender.
Yeah, exactly.
Right? And that's what it's about,
and bisexuality is about the person.
It's not about if they're a male or a female.
You're just attracted to both.
Yeah, exactly.
Like, it's equal.
It's pretty fairly equal. You're going to have to dump a lot of people.
You're going to have to dump minimum
five people.
You can't take more
than one, just so you know.
I can't. No.
We just talked about that. You've got to commit
to one. Some people are good dumpers.
Are you a good... That's the wrong words.
Some people are good at dumping. Are you a good, that's the wrong words. Some people are good at dumping.
Are you good at breaking up with people?
I think I've
only ever had to do
it once or twice. But then again
I haven't been in many relationships in a situation
where I had to do that.
I don't envy you at all.
But I guess
the good thing is that you're not going to know
these people for a super long time. So it's not going to be like a super messy breakup.
I mean, it will be on national radio, but other than that.
And they could be hugely committed to you.
They could be watching that video of you over and over and over
and imagining a life and going, oh, I want to have babies with her
and planning out a wedding.
I mean, no pressure or anything, but yeah.
But if you do get married, we're coming, by the way.
Yeah, definitely.
Top list.
I'm actually amazed at how many of my friends have messaged me
and they're so invested in this already.
Yeah.
And one of my friends messaged me last night and she goes,
so I've watched the video, I've heard you talk to Annalise.
She's like, I really can't pick who she's going to go with,
a guy or a girl.
I don't know.
And I was like, that's the point.
That's kind of the whole idea of the bisexual.
That's the whole premise of the bisexual.
One of my friends yesterday actually said which gender they wanted me
to end up with.
And I was like, well, we're just going to have to wait and see.
What did they say?
They want me to end up with a girl.
Why?
I don't know.
I didn't really reason with it.
I just said we'll have to wait and see.
Is that because you've kind of had the relationship with the guy
because you had that serious six-and-a-half-year relationship
but you haven't really had that experience with a woman?
Do you think that might be why?
I reckon that could be why, definitely.
He's gay as well, so he's probably pushing for that side.
Hang on, the friend or the ex is gay?
My friend.
The friend that wants her to end up with a girl.
Have you heard from your ex, by the way?
Six and a half years is a massive chunk of your
life. I have. Since you've signed up for this
and you've gone public, have you heard from him?
What did he say? I heard from him. It was
really funny. He just sent me the video and he was like,
I'm still famous.
So he's supportive, obviously. He's supportive, yeah.
And then he said something
and I was like, have you even watched the video yet? And he was like, no.
I was like, cool, go watch it.
Because he was like, oh, apparently you're talking crap about me.
And I was like, no, I'm not.
You were speaking nice about him.
Yeah, I was so nice.
I want to know, and this might be a bit personal,
the girl that you had the first experience with, have you heard from her?
No, I don't think so.
No, no, no, I haven't.
You don't know if she's... There's been so many messages, I just can't keep up. I was going to say, there's been
so many girls I've hooked up with, I can't remember.
So if she's secretly signed
up and entered the competition...
Game changer.
I did
not even think about that. Because we
haven't run any of these people's names past
you. No, we don't know your ex's name.
No, we don't.
No, I don't think so. Well name. No, we don't. No, I don't think so.
Well.
Hey, we'll find out on Monday.
Monday, you start dating six people at one time.
Three guys, three girls.
We'll get it down to one,
and then you and that person will go on a romantic overseas trip
and fall in love and spend the rest of your life together.
Sound good?
Fingers crossed it's going to be good.
You're going to be a busy, busy gal.
That's Annalise, our bisexual.
ZDM's brilliant clip. Plops. cross it's gonna be good okay busy busy gal it's annalise our bisexual zinnias brie and clint
once upon a time there was a girl she was smart debatable talented
athletic not really picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do.
Brie and Clint's What The Plot.
It's our movie guessing game, isn't it?
Where Brie goes head to head with the people to see who has better knowledge of movies.
I read a plot.
When you know what it is, you buzz in with your name.
I took down Carl Fletcher from Fletchvorna Megan last week.
Yeah.
I can take down anyone.
He mushed his face into the dirt.
Your record is very impressive.
You have 10 wins and only one loss.
You're like the All Blacks of What's The Plot.
I'm like Michael Jordan.
Today we have a host of the people on the phones ready to go.
Also representing the people is our bisexualer, Anne-Lise.
How are you with movies?
I'm very good with movies.
You're very good with movies.
You understand how this works, right?
You're going to go first against Brie.
What I'm going to do is I'm going to start reading a movie plot.
When you think you know what it is, buzz in.
Don't wait for me to finish, okay?
But if you get it wrong, Brie gets a free guess and vice versa.
And then we keep going.
Here we go.
Oh, come on.
Movie number one.
Facing unemployment and his girlfriend's rejection,
writer Eddie Mora is sure that he has no future.
That all changes when an old friend gives him a drug that produces brie.
Oh, what's this called?
I know this one.
It's got Bradley Cooper in it.
I'm going to give you five.
Don't count.
Don't.
Stop counting.
Damn you, brain.
No answers submitted.
Anne-Lise, your chance to guess for free.
If you get this wrong, we'll carry on with the plot.
Limitless.
Limitless is correct.
I love that movie too.
And, Les, thank you very much.
You have secured the first point.
Oh, God.
With a chance to take the second point,
welcome to the show, Amber.
Hi.
Hi.
Ambular, hello.
Here we go.
Buzz in with your name.
Your buzzer is Amber.
As soon as you know.
I hate when I'm one down.
You can lose it here.
Okay.
Amber, you take this point.
You win the game, okay?
And it will be Bree's second only ever loss.
Here we go.
Movie number two.
Baltimore-based friends and lovers.
Bree.
Bree.
Friends and lovers.
Bridesmaids? Bridesmaids?
Bridesmaids is incorrect.
Amber, you get a free guess.
Can you keep reading or not?
I will keep reading, but you get a free guess right now
if you'd like to just take a stab in the dark.
I have no idea.
That's okay.
I'll continue reading.
You're both still in the game. I need that buzzer nice and loud when you know what it is, Amber. That's okay. I'll continue reading. You're both still in the game?
I need that buzzer nice and loud when you know what it is, Amber.
Okay, okay.
Baltimore-based friends and lovers, all in their 20s and 30s,
try to navigate their way through the complexities of modern relationships.
Beth wants commitment from Neil, who sees nothing wrong with the status quo.
Gigi is tired of waiting by the phone
while Mary...
Brie.
Brie.
He's just not that into you.
Is correct.
Oh, my God.
I love it.
Back in the game.
Sorry, Amber.
No luck today.
Such a good movie.
Okay, the final person.
And at tiebreak, we go to Sophia.
Hi, Sophia.
Hi.
Hi, Sophia.
Do you understand the pressure that's on you right now?
Yeah.
Okay.
Don't stuff it up.
Movie number three.
Found video footage tells the tale of three...
Three.
The Blair Witch Project.
The Blair Witch Project is correct.
I've got to take Anne Lees on again next week.
Sorry, Sophia.
Sorry, Sophia.
Oh, she lives on.
There you go.
11-1.
Congratulations.
Zinni is brilliant.
I've got flight news.
Aviation news for you.
Because we are the number one show in New Zealand for aviation news.
New Zealand's leading aviation and maritime-based radio show.
That's correct. I mean, it's a big thing for us.
Where's the horn?
We haven't got the horn.
Oh, well, it's okay.
Would you like some aviation-based news?
Not really.
No, no, it's good.
Okay.
It's good.
It's not like...
All right, then.
It's to do with going on flights.
Oh, so this actually applies to me.
Yeah, it's good news for passengers for a change.
Extra carry-on?
Not quite.
They're just making it less and less.
It used to be 10.
Now it's 7.
Now they want to make it smaller.
I like it when they just don't weigh you
and then you get used to going on with everything
and then you get there and then some snooty person at the gate's like,
excuse me, can I put that on the scales, please?
You need the sticker before you can get on the plane.
I'm just dreading the day that they weigh people.
Charge you per kilo.
I'm like, oh, damn.
You've got too much carry-on person.
You're going to need to check some of yourself in.
You need to ditch a love handle.
I've got five pieces of good news when it comes to flying.
Bring it on.
These are changes being brought about by the FAA,
the Federal Aviation Association or whatever it is in America.
So when they make a change, it largely gets rolled out worldwide.
The reason we have to go through body scanners is because they brought it in,
that sort of thing.
Right.
Oh, the Mile High Club is now acceptable.
No.
First one, you can no longer be kicked off overbooked flights.
Because that happens a lot in America, doesn't it?
You show up for a flight that you've paid for and they go,
sorry, it's overbooked.
Well, who overbooked it?
Not me.
I paid for a ticket.
I booked my seat.
Fun fact, did you know that they overbook every single flight?
Why?
Because they've got something called an attrition rate
where there is a guaranteed percentage of passengers
who just don't show up for every flight.
So every single flight that ever goes,
if it's sold out, they've sold more seats than they have.
Interesting, eh?
Really? Have you ever missed a flight?
Yeah, we got bumped off coming back from America.
But it's good because they pay you.
So Qantas paid us to stay there for an extra night.
Oh, see, that's all right.
They gave us free accommodation.
I'm talking when you actually miss a flight.
What do you mean?
Like where you are too late or you get the dates wrong.
I turned up for a flight to Thailand the day after.
They're like, this flight was yesterday.
And I was like, so I'm too late then?
Did you skip your holiday or did you book a new flight?
No, I booked a new flight.
That's the right thing to do.
Next new rule.
This one's interesting.
No more pets will be stored in the overhead luggage compartment.
When was that a thing?
That's a good rule.
No, they started doing it in America if you brought your dog on
and dogs started dying.
What?
I don't know that it was so much of an issue within New Zealand.
I don't think they would do it.
I'm just picturing an air hostess under the overhead luggage thing
and a cat jumps out of their face.
Be careful when you open the overhead compartments.
Animals may have died in transit and fall on your face.
Third thing changing.
Snakes on a plane.
Pregnant passengers get to board first.
They get to board before Kuru members.
I like that one.
They get to board before first class.
They get free run of the plane.
They get to go on first.
Yeah, they gassy.
They get to get on.
All right.
It makes you even gassier
going up in the air. Fourth thing that's
being changed. You get a refund
for any things you don't
get on the flight. And that
means if you get a crappy seat
and the TV doesn't work,
you get money back for your flight
that you would have had to pay for for those
in-flight movies. Hell yeah. The
last thing they're bringing in, and this is the biggest one for me,
it'll be big for you too.
More cookie time cookies?
Minimum leg room.
What do you mean?
There will no longer be, you'll no longer be squashed into your seat.
They're going to set a standard where the seats can be no closer together than.
So finally, because have you not noticed that every year
they get closer and closer and closer?
Yeah, they're trying to jam as many people onto the plane as they can.
100%.
Is there any rules coming out about men spreading?
No, no rules about men spreading.
Not yet.
This is just round one of the changes.
Wait, wait.
Yeah, baby steps.
Zinni is brilliant, Clint.
Do you know how some people have real famous expensive pieces of sporting memorabilia?
Like Muhammad Ali's boxing gloves or something?
That's what I was going to say too.
That was going to be my example.
I know someone with a pair.
Really?
Yeah, he bought them when he was drunk at a celebrity auction.
How much?
Seven and a half grand.
Not bad.
Not bad, but I think there's quite a few of them.
Right.
Yeah, well, he would have had a few.
Was it from a real famous fight?
No.
Oh.
No, no, no, no.
Oh.
You have some celebrity memorabilia.
I'm telling you, you've got some right now.
And I'm not even sure that you know it's worth.
So remember earlier this year when the Black Ferns played the Giller...
No, what is the Australian team's name?
Not the Gilleros.
The Wallaroos.
Wallaroos at Eden Park.
Yeah, the Aussie girls rugby team.
Yeah.
And I came back after going to that game and complained that you can't buy a Black Ferns jersey at a Black Ferns game.
Which is actually ridiculous.
It is ridiculous when you think about the fact that if you're a young girl who loves rugby, all you can buy is an All Blacks jersey.
You can't buy, and you can't be an All Black.
No.
You can't be in the All Blacks team.
You can be a Black Fern, but you can't buy their jersey.
I just think it's BS that the Black Ferns, how good they are.
They're the best in the world.
Yes.
And the support from New Zealand, like, come on, guys.
So through our radio whinging, you and I managed to get a jersey each,
which we are very grateful for,
and I think we appreciated how much of a privilege that was at the time.
Now, I'm not so sure.
They're actual players' jerseys.
Yes.
Some of the Black Ferns got in touch with us,
and they said, we will send you some.
So there's a documentary coming out in a couple of weeks
that looks at this very thing.
Really?
You cannot buy a New Zealand Black Ferns jersey.
Makes me so angry.
I talked to the lady who's producing the documentary,
and she said to me that in the research she's done,
the people who have an actual Black Ferns jersey,
you, me, Jacinda Ardern.
Are you joking?
That's it.
Unless you have a family member who's a player
and they've left a jersey at your place on the weekend.
No one else has got one.
No one else has got one.
An official Black Ferns jersey.
Not Black Ferns 7s because that's different.
There are some Black Ferns 7s jerseys floating around.
These are the official Black Ferns full team jerseys.
So now that you know.
Holy shit.
That you have one of three.
How much would you sell it for?
I don't think I want to sell it.
Yeah, really?
Well, it depends.
Yeah, right?
You've never even seen a game of rugby before.
I've seen a game of rugby before.
Okay.
I got forced to in high school.
You prefer a league though.
I'm a league girl.
Like you'd rather have a-
But something-
I don't know if you know this about me or not,
but I'm such a massive advocate for female sport and empowering women.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And that's the one reason that would make me not want to sell it.
It's special.
I also know you got a ticket the other day for your car
that got towed from outside the gym.
Yeah, that's true.
I know you need money.
150 bucks.
Nah.
You wouldn't sell it for 150 bucks.
Nah, I wouldn't sell for 150 bucks nah I wouldn't
300 dollars
probably not
nah
no
500 bucks
for your
three of a kind
Black Ferns jersey
take it or leave it
literally there's
three of us
other than the
Black Ferns actual team
that has one
yeah yeah I don't think I could do it and yours is a game jersey there's three of us other than the Black Ferns actual team that has one.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't think I could do it.
And yours is a game jersey too.
It's got a number on the back.
You can still smell the sweat on it.
Mine stinks.
500 bucks.
Take or leave it.
No.
Good answer.
Don't want to.
Good answer.
All right.
Now I've got to go and try Jacinda Ardern.
Are you someone that buys into cosmetic stuff as you get older?
Yeah.
Do you want to get facial maybe or some Botox? When you hit 30, like I've just done recently, you want all the products.
You look into it.
And I am very lucky because my wife is a beauty editor by trade and she has everything.
She's got all the serums.
She has all the serums, all the elixirs, all the potions, all the masks.
The potions and the creams.
You know what I've really got into?
What?
Those sheet masks.
Oh yeah.
I love a sheet mask.
I've got a new one for you.
Oh yeah, I'm all ears.
This is the latest thing on the cosmetic market that they say is going to change people's lives.
Okay, okay.
So, would you pay $12,000 for a shot at renewed youth?
Yeah, now you've changed your tune when it's not free.
$12,000.
How youthy.
So?
Because there's varying degrees of youth too. Like if you take me back to 21, all I'll get is pimples. How youthy. So. Because there's varying degrees of youth too.
Like if you take me back to 21, all I'll get is pimples.
That's true.
Yeah.
Like can I pick the age?
Yeah, can I go like a hot 26 or something?
Like if there was a guarantee that I could look like Cher at 72,
like she looks like, I'd take it.
100%.
There's a medical center.
You can.
That's plastic surgery.
Yeah, but she looks amazing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's got good plastic surgery.
There's a medical centre in New York that is preparing to sell shots of young people's blood
and inject it into the veins of people wanting it.
What is going on?
There's a massive waiting list, Clint.
It's huge.
Apparently, it's popping off.
It's called Ambrosia Medical, and it's huge. Apparently it's popping off.
It's called Ambrosia Medical,
and it's opening within the next couple of weeks.
And it's where they will take fresh living blood from teenagers and inject it into the veins of older people.
God, that sounds horrific.
Crazy.
Is it like a sperm bank?
Do I get like a profile of the person's blood who I'm getting?
I don't think so.
So they go, this is Aaron.
He's 16, but he looks like 17 and a half this is gonna change your life you're gonna get the energy that aaron would have yeah i don't think so but it's twelve thousand dollars for every shot
this is a genius business concept too because who needs money young people. Who needs youth? Old people. Who has money? Old people.
Who has blood?
Young people.
Yeah.
You're just the middleman facilitating it.
All you need is two needles,
one to suck it out of the young guy
and one to plug it back into the old guy.
I know.
And boom, $12,000.
How much of this are they giving to the kids?
That's the problem.
Yeah, well, apparently the donors are aged between 16 and 25,
so you and I are out.
Because I was literally thinking, I was like, can I sign up for this?
Would you pay it?
If I promised you that this treatment for $12,000 would knock six years.
Oh.
Six years off you.
Oh, that's good.
That's two grand a year.
Talk to me at 35.
I might be into it.
ZDM's Bree and Clint. That's good. That's two grand a year. Talk to me at 35. I might be into it. Zeddy is brilliant.
Bree, would you like to own a piece of Prince Harry's property?
Yep.
What would you like?
No, actually, don't answer that.
His pants.
Yeah, I knew you were going to.
I knew it was going to be something below the waist.
I can't give you his pants, but I can give you something that his bum's been on.
Hell yeah, I'm in.
Prince Harry's car is for sale and
you can buy it. Do they even drive?
Yes. He does. I thought they'd be
driven around everywhere. He's a military
helicopter pilot. He wants to be behind the wheel
of anything that he's driving I think.
Yeah true. They can be driven. Well I think they
get a horse if that's the case.
A horse and a cart.
Yeah a horse and a cart. That's how the royal family get around.
That's their Uber. They just have a button and a horse and cart arrives. Can you call Winston to bring around the horse and a cart. Yeah, a horse and a cart. That's how the royal family get around. That's their Uber. They have a button and a horse and cart arrives.
Can you call Winston to bring around the horse and cart?
His car's for sale.
What is it?
It's a secondhand car.
But when I say secondhand, it's a 2017.
So it's only a year old.
Right.
It's an Audi, which is interesting.
Wait, I need to Google this.
I mean, I know what an Audi is, but I want to Google the exact car. know what an Audi is But I want to google the exact car
Audi RS6 station wagon
Oh I know the exact car
It is a dream machine
If I was rich
Really?
Who drives a station wagon?
He drives a German station wagon
I mean the Germans in the royal family
Have a chicken past
But let's not go into that
Interesting
Let's look at the vehicle itself
So it's only a year old
It's done four and a half. So it's only a year old. It's done 4,500 k's.
He drives a lot.
Well, there's a little bit, right?
Meghan Markle's been in the car.
Good.
Selling point.
Him and Meghan drove to Pippa Middleton's wedding in this car.
Really?
So it has...
A piece of history.
It has a royal history.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And for the car car it will cost you
in new zealand dollars 139 000 how much is the car worth here's the interesting bit the car itself
so that's that's in the uk you then have to get it over here it's got harry's it's got that but
you can buy that car in new zealand i've gone and found one on the internet for sale right now
with the same amount of Ks.
This one's done 3,500 Ks,
so essentially the same thing,
for $135,000.
Wait, so it's pretty much the same.
Yeah.
So the markup they've put on it,
the Royal markup,
is only $4,000.
You know what?
I reckon that that's how much they've put on it.
Yeah. But it's going to be an absolute bidding war for that car
You need to bump it up
Because there'll be people who buy it just for the fact that Harry and Meghan's bums have been on the front seats
Yeah, it's a piece of history
It's a piece of history
I mean, it's not that great a piece of history
You only had it for a year
I mean, I'd rather the Queen's crown or something
But I'll take the car
If you're giving it away, I'll take it.
After you said you wanted Prince Harry's pants,
I'm so glad you said the Queen's crown.