ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 27th 2019
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Hey guys and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast.
This is going to be our last podcast for what, a week?
Because we're going on holiday.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, I mean, maybe don't listen to it all at once.
Maybe listen to it in chunks, space it out, ration it, if you will.
Yeah.
I wish someone had told me about that caramilk to do that instead of...
Did you eat the whole block?
I ate the whole thing in one go.
That's disgusting.
That's so easy to do.
In one night?
Just condensed milk.
God, how long did your period last?
Don't come in here and pretend like you know what a period is like.
I'm just kidding.
I just wanted to get angry.
Is it still going?
No!
Does it go for two weeks?
Well, I don't know.
You seem very angry.
What do you know about a period?
I know that during a period
The lining of a woman's uterus sheds
And comes out in the form of menstrual blood
It's a natural part of the reproductive cycle
Without which life could not exist
Nice
Why does it sound so creepy when you say it?
You asked me
What did you want me to say?
Oh, I think it's when the yuck shit happens to the woman
And I'm like, ooh, get away, bitch
What is in the menstrual blood? The linings of the uterus Do you want me to say, oh, I think it's when the yuck shit happens to the woman and I'm like, ooh, get away, bitch.
What is in the menstrual blood?
The linings of the uterus and also the expelled embryo.
Yeah.
No, embryos.
Embryos?
Multiple eggs.
Plural.
We shed eggs every time.
How many?
Lots.
Lots? Like lots and lots and lots.
Yeah, hundreds.
Hundreds every time?
Yeah.
I thought there was just one that travelled down the Fallopians.
One from each side.
I'm pretty sure it's lots.
It's filled with them, isn't it?
I don't know.
I think I almost thought it was just one.
I mean, I'm not here to mansplain a period to you.
Maybe I'm wrong.
Do we...
I think it's just one in...
If it's a couple...
Does it alternate?
An alternate side?
I think it does.
Yeah.
There's thousands in our wombs
Like
You know
But I think
I think one comes down
But it's when like
Two eggs come down
That's when you get
Fraternal twins
Not identical
And when an egg splits
That's when you get
Identical twins
Yeah
But you could be right Brie
I don't know
I always thought it was
Just the single
She's doing some research
She's got a grossed out face on
What are you looking at?
Oh it's just so graphic.
What are you saying?
How many eggs do you think that we have when we're like 14?
A million.
500 million.
600,000.
That's a lot.
Wow.
That's 600,000 potential lives.
How crazy is that?
I know.
And my wife only wants one kid.
Yeah.
What a waste.
No, I'm just kidding.
This is a weird chat for a Friday.
It is.
Well, should we leave?
Because I'm waiting to go on holiday.
Yeah, where's everyone going?
Yeah, me too.
Yeah.
Well, you're going tramping in the Tuttadoos.
I'm going tramping for a few days, yeah.
I'm staying in Auckland most of the time.
I'm going to Sydney for like three nights
I'm going to Coromandel
And Producer Ellie's going to the north shore of Auckland
Where she lives
You might go somewhere
What about your friend Jesse and that
Yeah I might see them
You can go anywhere in your mind
I can
That's a fun life hack
If you don't have money for an OE
Just think that you're there
And you're there
What's that song?
Pure Imagination from Willy Wonka
How's it go?
Close your eyes
And you'll see
A world of pure imagination
Nice
Moses sang that to me on Celebrity Treasure Island
Is that true?
That's a true story.
Why aren't you guys together?
Seriously, I'm going on holiday, so I'm going to go.
Can I just confirm that it's just one egg that develops and comes down the floor?
Yeah, I just read that.
Yeah, there you go.
So where do they all go then?
Because we lose like half, well, we lose like heaps every year.
Well, I think it's our periods, isn't it?
They just die.
Over our lifetime.
And they die, yeah.
What, so then all the dead eggs are in there?
Maybe.
I don't know.
Okay, now I'm really going.
See you guys.
Hello, everybody, and welcome to Friday, or as we like to say, the last chance to take
out our secret day. Bree and Clint's Friday, or as we like to say, the last chance to take out our secret day.
Greenclin Friday Jams Live Secret Day.
That's right, all this week. If you've gotten on air with us any day, you could be up for free Friday Jams Live tickets.
If the day that you got on was the secret day. It's been predetermined by Ross Boss, we still don't know what it is.
It's been locked in a box outside the studio. We'll be finding out
at 5.40 with you.
So that means
you have until 5.40 today
to get on this show
in case Friday is the secret day.
You know what?
It makes me think
today is the secret day.
Why?
Because Ross said
we have to do it at 5.40.
Cuts down the number
of Friday Jams live tickets.
Exactly.
It means it cuts down
the amount of time
we can get people on the air.
I think it's today.
And you know why else I think it's today?
Why?
Friday Jams live tickets. Why wouldn't you do the Secret Day on a Friday?
It's got Friday in the name.
Well, if he's trying to cut down the amount of hours we can do,
why don't we get some more people on the air right now?
Let's do it right now. Call us. If you want to come on right now,
we're going to take as many Friday Jams live Secret Day calls as we can.
Hi, Hayden.
Hi, Hayden.
How's it going?
Hello, mate.
You're on the air for Friday.
Nice work.
Nice.
How do you know my name?
It's on caller ID.
Oh, it's all radio magic.
Boogie!
Hayden hasn't heard of caller ID before.
Hi, Jasmine.
Hi, Jazz.
Hey, how's it going?
Good.
You're on the air for Friday for the Secret Day.
Nice work.
Awesome. Thank you. Be listening at 5.40 to find out, because if it going? Good. You're on the air for Friday for the Secret Day. Nice work. Oh, awesome.
Thank you.
Be listening at 5.40 to find out because if it's today,
then you're going to Friday Jams Live to see Janet Jackson for free.
For free.
She's in.
Cool.
Yeah, cool.
Jenna, hi.
Hi, Jenna.
Oh, my God.
I'm so stoked.
Hi.
Jenna, have you gotten on any other day this week?
Every day except yesterday.
No way.
Hey, you've done your work.
Have you been sitting by the phone
waiting to get on?
I work night shift
and I go to people's houses
like I care for the elderly
so I have your show on
and I like dash back to the car
and turn you guys on
and I've just been lucky every day
and it's been awesome.
You deserve tickets.
Well done.
Yeah, you deserve tickets.
Also, who's sitting by the phone?
You know you can take your phone with you.
That's a good point.
It's not plugged into the wall anymore.
That saying is kind of superfluous now.
I don't have any caller ID for some of these people.
I want you to choose line two, four, five, or six.
I love the number six.
Line six.
Hello, ZM.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello, who's that?
Dylan.
Dylan, you're on the air For Friday For the secret day mate Awesome
Thank you
Let's go one more
Dylan's just woken up
Jess is here
Hi Jess
Hi
Hello
You're on the air
If it's Friday
You and a friend
Are going to Friday Jams
Live for free
Congratulations
Thank you
No problems
Okay we'll get as many people
On as we can
Between now and 5.40
And we'll reveal
What the secret day was
At 5.40
Straight after birthday banger, just like that.
Today, brand new Drax Project has dropped.
Their album came out at midnight.
The album is called Drax Project, and this is new from it.
This is called Brain.
Bree and Clint, ZM.
ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.
All across New Zealand today, students were not going to school.
They were striking for the climate.
This has been huge.
I've been looking at Twitter and some of the videos that have come out.
Altair Square in Wellington.
Is Altair Square in the middle of Wellington?
Thousands of people.
Right down Queen Street, thousands and thousands of people striking
to try and save the planet today.
Do you think some of them don't give a crap about climate change
and they just wanted a day off school?
I think you can't have
that many people and there's not one or two
like that. It has to be. But I think the
majority of them have gone, hey,
and inspired by what happened at the UN this
week, the speech that was
given there. How dare you?
You have stolen my dreams
and my childhood with your
empty words. I don't mean to talk over you.
That would have motivated some people to go,
hell yeah, I'm making a sign.
One of the organisers, Sophie Hanford,
we tried to get her on the show this afternoon,
but this is the climate striker's demands.
This is what they want.
So, one, we'd love to have a greater turnout than we had last time.
We are calling on adults to join us,
so we'd love to see thousands of young people
bringing along their parents
and people coming out in their lunch break.
We have very clear demands as well.
One, declare a climate emergency.
Two, cross-party support on an ambitious zero carbon bill.
Three, ending all fossil fuel exploration and extraction
in Aotearoa, building a regenerative and renewable economy
and supporting those in the Pacific
who are feeling the effects of climate change right now.
And they're not only fighting for their future, but they're fighting for their everyday.
And I'd like to add five.
Can you make those electric cars more affordable?
Because I'm keen.
And not as ugly.
And not as ugly, yeah.
They're so ugly.
Why do they all look like space cars?
Why do they have to make them look like that?
Yeah, yeah.
They don't have to.
Okay, that's six.
We'll add that on there, number six as well.
One of the adults that Sophie was asking to join the strike did. Her name is
producer Caitlin from Fletch, Vaughan and Megan.
Hi, Caitlin. Hi, Caitlin.
Hey, hey, ho, ho,
climate change has got to go.
I like that. That's good. I thought you were
about to start doing a weird, like...
I'm sorry, but I'm so
excited. I'm, like, buzzing.
That was the best thing I've ever done
today, guys. Are you charged up?
Best thing today.
Are you charged up on protest energy, Caitlin?
I was blown away.
I did not expect that many people there.
And it was like from all ages.
Because you know how, so I had this thing where I'm like,
oh, the older generations, you know,
there's such a generational difference.
They're all the young against the old.
But there were so many people there from, you know, students's such a generational difference between the old and the young against the old. But there were so many people there from, you know,
students plus old people as well.
Were there old people there who care about climate change?
No, they thought they were lining up for a free burrito.
Oh, that would be it.
No, I saw people with signs saying,
well done, young people.
Like, it was just so cool to see.
Like, I actually got really emotional about it.
Some old people are pretty woke. Some of the best stuff
about these protests are the signs.
Producer Caitlin, did you make a
sign to join the climate strike?
I sure bloody did. Do you want to hear what it
says? Yeah, go on. There's a swear word in it.
Oh, well, can you self-censor?
Well, it's an S word, so
it's actually fine. I said it on the radio this morning.
Our planet needs us to give
a shit. That's good. Now, said it on the radio this morning. Our planet needs us to give a shit.
That's good.
Now, I also had a picture of Captain Planet,
but I took out his face and put Greta's in it,
Greta Thunberg's in it.
Yes, it's good for you.
Oh, that's good.
How dare you?
You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words.
Every time I hear that sound clip, I think it's from The Sound of Music.
I don't know why.
You can't say that.
She's a climate hero.
I'm just saying she sounds a little bit like Julie Andrews.
Do you think you achieved something today, Producer Caitlin?
Was the Prime Minister there?
Did someone hear your message?
Look, Clint, I actually think we started a conversation.
Like, I'm not, when I say we, I was a small part of it,
but I think it's just the starting of a conversation that needs to continue on.
And actually people are listening and they're starting to realise that you can't ignore science
and the world is suffering at the moment and we really need to just stand up and make some changes.
That's the one girl.
All right, that's producer Caitlin who joined the Climate Strike.
Congratulations to everyone who did today.
Could you take us out on that chant one more time, Caitlin?
Hey, ho, hey, ho, Climate Strike has got to go.
I remember when I had my first cider after a protest.
No, seriously, good on you if you got out there today.
Nah, awesome stuff.
Especially if you got a day off work for it.
Hell yeah.
Even better.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Have you heard about what's going down in America?
The impeachment? Yeah. Yeah. It's pretty heavy stuff, isn't it? Yeah. They're basically,
I don't know heaps about it, but basically they're trying to get rid of Donald Trump,
right? And say he's done illegal stuff. Pretty much. He's got to go. Pretty much. And it's interesting to see now a lot of television stations
are turning on Trump, like TV presenters,
who are obviously they're journalists
and they need to report on the news and stuff.
There was one particular TV presenter, TV anchor rather,
on a news site who they cut to Donald Trump's press conference
and he was giving a lengthy press conference
over the Ukraine phone call scandal
which had to do with Joe Biden.
Yeah, I think the allegation is he tried to get Ukraine
to investigate someone who's going up against him
in the next election.
Exactly right.
Which you can't do.
You can't ask a foreign country to interfere in your elections.
No, no.
And anyway, listen to the audio where the TV station
cuts to Donald Trump's conference
and then she actually interrupts him and she cuts it off early.
Literally threatened the president of Ukraine
that if he doesn't do things right,
they won't have Democrat support
in Congress. So you're going to look all
of this up.
We hate to do this, really,
but the president isn't telling the
truth. These allegations
against Joe Biden and Hunter Biden that he's
repeating have been investigated.
That's really interesting.
She calls out the president
on a news TV show
Saying that he's a liar
Well this is the problem right
They say that this is the age of disinformation
And you say anything loud enough
And it just gets taken for truth
Right
Like how Donald Trump is a climate change denier
And in his press conferences and stuff
He goes to cold places in America
And he goes I don't in America and he goes,
oh, I don't know about this climate change thing.
It feels pretty cold to me.
And everyone goes,
he's right.
He must be right.
He's the president.
He knows what he's talking about.
That is quite incredible though.
It's pretty crazy audio to hear
where she's like,
not only do they cut him off,
but she's like,
he's not telling the truth.
She's basically going,
enough of that.
Yeah, enough of that crap.
Sorry, we're going to go to an air break.
Thanks, Donald.
Zidim Spree and Clint, the podcast from iHeartRadio.
This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Before we do that, we've got to get some entertainment news
from our friend in LA, Dean.
Hi, Dean.
Good afternoon, everyone.
Hello, guys.
It's not 1993, but Seinfeld's in the news.
Making news today.
Can you believe this?
I hope you're all sitting down because this is going to make you feel really poor.
20 years after Seinfeld wrapped, Jerry Seinfeld just signed a new deal for $200 million, okay,
as part of a broader deal worth $900 million for Netflix to stream
all 180 episodes of Seinfeld.
Can you believe 20 years later he's going to be pocketing
almost $1 billion?
Is it really that popular?
Seinfeld, yeah.
To be getting that much money? Seinfeld, yeah. To be getting that much money?
Yeah, well, it's
up there with Friends is the most popular sitcom of all time.
But was Friends being sold
for that much? Well, we talked about
Friends earlier. We said that each cast member, you told us
they're getting $30 million each. A year?
A year still. For all of the streaming?
I think Dean will know this. I think
it's because Seinfeld, no one's really had
it up until now, right? So there's a bit of a think it's because Seinfeld, no one's really had it up until now, right?
So there's a bit of a bidding war to get Seinfeld.
So they've bidded up and Netflix has gone, nah, we want it.
We'll give you that much money.
A lot of money.
Yeah.
Have you guys seen comedians in cars getting coffee with him on it as well?
Dude is loaded.
And that's all he needs to do now.
He collects Porsches.
Yeah, he just drives around having coffee with his famous friends
and then he's turned that into a TV show,
which is worth millions of dollars as well.
I've heard, Dean, I don't know if you've met him before,
but I've heard he's a bit of a dick.
Yeah, I've heard.
I have not met him, but I've absolutely heard that, yeah.
I've heard he's a real grumpy old man.
He's so brilliant.
Really?
Yeah.
You've never seen that video of where Kesha comes up to him
and says, oh my God, you are my idol.
Yes, I have seen that.
And he goes, nah, don't touch me.
Yeah, I have seen that.
It's so brutal.
Was Kesha still dumpster chic back then, though?
Like, was he worried that she was like.
No, this was more recently.
Oh, okay.
Also, Dean, we've had.
You didn't know who she was.
Yeah, we've had confirmation on who's doing the Super Bowl halftime show.
Oh, Shakira, Shakira and J-Lo.
Can you believe Shakira and J-Lo will both be doing the Super Bowl halftime show?
Here's the thing.
It's happening in Miami.
Okay, so Shakira, J-Lo, that Latino vibe for Miami is so well thought out.
Both of them are going to appeal to so many people.
J-Lo is just killing it right now.
Have you seen her in the latest runway show
where she wore the Versace dress 20 years later
and looked hotter than she did 20 years ago?
I don't know what's going on with her.
It's iconic.
But there you go.
Super Bowl, it's going to be fabulous.
I think they've nailed it this time.
That's good.
Yeah, that'll be good.
I'll tell you what,
the Super Bowl halftime show is almost as good
as Friday Jams Live now.
Nah, it's nowhere near.
Friday Jams Live is way better.
That's our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy, brought to you by Amplify Kombucha.
Taste Amplify.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Producer Ben, Producer Ellie.
Hi, guys.
Hello.
Good afternoon, mate.
How are you guys going?
Ben, I know you're fine.
Producer Ellie, everything okay with you?
I mean, my bum's seen better days.
That could be taken a number of ways.
But I did have some peri-peri chips last night
and I've just gone number twos and I am in a lot of pain.
Yeah, the ring sing is real.
Usually it's too much information.
But now that I've got this button
It's fun
But other than that I'm good
I'm good
Brie how are you?
You alright?
Nah I'm good
What do you have for dinner?
What do I have for dinner?
Nah I can't top that story
Nothing?
No mixy beans?
Nah
Nothing with chilli in it?
No
Oh I did have a spicy Bloody Mary.
You're next, mate.
You're next.
Every week, producer Ben and producer Ellie compile the best and worst bits of the week.
It's called the High Low, and here it is.
This is a new...
Nice, dude.
Yeah, nice.
Cool.
Hey, guys. Welcome to yet another week of Branklin's Highs and Lows,
all the high points of the week and the low points of the week.
We got off to a ripping start this week when we did a naughty experiment
and may have taken ZM off air.
22 seconds starts in three, two, one.
Oh, the light's flashing.
The light's flashing.
No, I'm panicking.
I'm panicking.
15.
Keep your cool.
16, 17, 18.
Go to 30.
Go to 30.
Don't be a little p***y.
30?
Go to 30.
I just want to see if it kicks in at 30.
Oh, it's still flashing.
28, 29.
Okay, back on.
Oh, we did 30 seconds. Oh on. Oh, we did 30 seconds.
Oh, my God, we did 30 seconds.
We did.
And even though we thought that was funny,
Ross Boss definitely didn't.
Is that our fault,
or is this a good timely reminder for you
to update all your backup CDs?
Here's a good reminder.
Like a good coach.
Here's a good reminder.
Let him talk, let him talk.
F*** you guys.
Oh, shit.
This week's quarter of the...
F***.
This week we asked you what's
your non-negotiable
in a relationship
and Jane came in
hot with this
ripper.
Jane, what's
your non-negotiable?
It's an item of
clothing, kind of
jandals.
You won't date a
man who doesn't
own a pair?
No, who has,
who wears some
and if a guy rocks
up wearing them
it's just a no.
Jane, you realise
what country you're
in?
Yeah.
Okay, so Richie
McCaw shows up,
him and Gemma are falling through.
He's looked you up, Jane.
He's found you.
He likes you.
But he comes up and he's wearing a pair of those reef jandals.
Oh, the reef ones.
What do you say to two-time Rugby World Cup winner Richie McCaw,
who's just asked you on a date?
Could you leave those outside, please?
A little fact about Bree.
She suffers from trypophobia, the fear of small clusters of holes.
So, Clint decided to show her an image that's been doing the rounds online.
Don't! Honestly, don't. I can't. Don't.
Clint! Honestly!
Take it away! I'm going to freak out. I'll have a panic attack.
Take... No, it's fine.
It's trypophobia, IRL.
Is it going to be there when I open it up?
God damn it!
No!
I hate you.
I hate you.
That was so mean.
That was so mean.
I asked you and you lied.
It's like I was trying to play a trick on you or something.
And with the All Blacks a hot topic at the moment,
Brie only has her eyes on one thing.
One person.
One legend. One hottie. You can one thing. One person. One legend.
One hottie. You can stop now, we know
who it is. I'll tell you what though, that's
Sonny Bill Williams. The tattoos
that just caress his body
in all the right places.
They hug the figure, don't they? Oh, they just
wrap around his big
juicy muscles.
And that's all good
and well, but what if I slightly tweak it a little bit?
I tell you what though,
that's Sonny Bill Williams.
The tattoos that just caress his body
in all the right places.
They really hug the figure, don't they?
Oh, they just wrap around his big, big, juicy muscles.
Much better.
Hey, Ellie, can you wrap it up this week, honestly?
And that's another week of Brinkley's highs and lows.
Don't join us next week because we're away.
Oh, nice.
I mean, you can if you want, but we're not going to be here.
That's good.
That's good.
I like that.
That was good fun.
Thank you, guys.
No worries.
Sorry, mate.
Next on the show. My mouth salivates when I talk about Sonny liked it. That was good fun. Thank you, guys. No worries. Sorry, mate. Next on the show.
My mouth salivates when I talk about Sonny Bill Williams.
Sonny Bill Williams.
Is that normal?
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Please welcome to the studio from the New Zealand Black Fern Sevens,
Ruby Toohey and Teresa Fitzpatrick.
You know, you invite people into the studio
because, you know, you want to make friends
and then they already roast you for being an Australian.
What?
I wouldn't want to, yeah.
They're like our main comp, though.
I was going to say,
is it because there's such a big rivalry
between you and the Aussie girls?
Yeah.
That's why.
Yeah.
You know, like, we try and be nice and civil off the field,
but they play a similar game.
Like, we love to
How do I say this
Love ball play
You love ball
Running with the ball in hand
I don't know how to say that
In a nice way on radio
But yeah
They're a good team
That's why
You both bring it
In games right
Yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
I find
Yeah anytime the rugby sevens
Are on and it's
Like you girls
Versus obviously our girls
I'm like This is to be a good game.
Yeah.
It's pretty crazy.
Like the history, 15 sevens, any sport, cricket, like, you know,
you have to face New Zealand Aussie.
Across the Tasman.
You guys are the World Seven Series champions at the moment
and you fly out tomorrow to play in Colorado.
That's right.
You're going all the way to Colorado?
Yes, we are.
It's our first tournament for the new season,
which is really cool.
Yeah.
And yeah, so we fly out tomorrow night.
Yeah, and it's a big travel,
but Clint, just before we start,
I just wanted to thank you
because I heard you named your daughter after me.
And we heard one of the 15 girls,
they said that you're a huge fan of us.
So we actually bought you a gift.
Are you kidding me?
For your daughter.
Oh, for Tui.
Not for you.
Clint loves a free gift, I tell you.
Oh, my gosh.
What is it?
It's a little jersey.
Oh, please tell me it's a little jersey.
Oh, so cute.
Yeah, so we just appreciate everything you do and your support.
It's a tiny T-shirt that says, not all girls wear pink.
This means the world to me.
Thank you so much.
You really went the extra mile naming your firstborn.
Yeah, now she officially is named after you.
You could have just done an Instagram post or something.
I'm old school, you know, saying it face to face.
Yeah, that's cool.
And now my wife can't not let me put it on as well.
She has to wear it.
Yeah, that's going to be adorable.
I'm sure we'll see it on Instagram later this weekend.
She'll be so cute.
I've got a little story about you, Ruby, actually,
that I'd like to share.
It must be about someone else.
No, no, no, it's definitely about you.
We've got a couple of producers that work behind the scenes
here on the show, producer Ellie, producer Ben.
And one time we went to a game.
It was actually recently.
It was an All Blacks game.
And we're sitting there in the stands because we went early
and Producer Ben was like, oh.
Because obviously you do some commentating and stuff behind the scenes,
which you do an amazing job at.
And Ben was like, oh, I just turned up early to see if Ruby Tooey was here.
He thinks you're awesome.
He thinks you do a great job.
So he was like, oh, I just turned up early and you weren't there, unfortunately.
Well, he met us at the door and he was very polite and lovely.
So thank you so much, Ben.
Yeah.
Appreciate you.
He's the ultimate gentleman.
You guys, your tournament, we were talking about this before,
whether it's going to be televised.
And of course, we don't know yet.
Hopefully it's on, well, how do I say this?
Hopefully it's not on Spark Sport so that we can actually see it.
You know what I mean
yeah well
we just appreciate
anybody's support
like no matter
where it comes from
or what medium
it's on
there's so many
different various ways
like even if you
just chuck us an old
follow or even if
you comment on ZM
Instagram and say
hey we love the
Black Ferns tag
the Black Ferns in it
like any medium
anyone can support
us on we support it
Black Ferns are
dominating at the
moment it's the
cool team to support
as well
we've got more jerseys
going out there now
there are more jerseys right
there's more jerseys available
you can finally buy
a Black Ferns jersey
and a Black Ferns 7s jersey
yep you can
about time
my family don't listen
and they still
just take mine
we actually got given
some actual players jerseys
from
yeah some of the Black Ferns
I don't think they had
any names on them,
but they definitely smelt like they'd been worn recently.
So they weren't painted black?
No, they were actual real jerseys.
They were retired Black Ferns jerseys.
And they, I mean, we're very grateful,
but they smelt like they'd done a couple tours of Judy.
Made it more special.
It's hard on them.
Like, if you get a legit one,
because, like, when you're on tour and it's the last night,
you quickly pack your bag.
Like, you know, you never know what state it's going to get into that bag. But that means legit because like, when you're on tour and it's the last night, you quickly pack your bag, like, you know, you never know what state
it's going to get into that bag.
But that means legit,
like authenticity.
Wait,
are you telling me
you wash your own game jerseys?
Okay,
when you,
after you finish playing,
it is the biggest risk
to put your jersey
in the laundry
because you,
like,
depending on what country you're in,
like,
the numbers can come off,
right?
Yeah,
you don't know what the heat
or the drought,
like,
it's a risk, so. Oh, the jersey might shrink Stephen Donald style. It might shrink, it numbers can come off, right? You don't know what the heat or the drought, it's a risk. Oh, the jersey might
shrink Stephen Donald's stuff. It might shrink, it might
not come back. So you guys
got one that they actually cared about.
You're better off looking after your own jersey.
They were all playing in crop tops because
they shrunk so fast.
I think people would tune in for that, actually.
Okay, and finally,
of course, the World Cup is on at the moment, the Men's World
Cup. Who's going to be
in the final?
Who do you guys think
is going to be
in the final?
Got to be Georgia.
ABs.
100%.
Got to be Georgia.
Georgia and Uruguay.
I've got Georgia
in the sweepstakes,
so come on, Georgia.
There's always one
sour sweepstake guy
in Uruguay.
Nah,
I reckon ABs
in South Africa,
like,
that was a pretty
heated game
And I think Sappah's got some unfinished business
And
You couldn't even say Australia
They had their moment last week
We'll see this weekend
Alright, we'll see
The girls fly out this weekend to Colorado
To start their Sevens campaign from the Black Fern Sevens
Ruby Tui and Teresa Fitzpatrick
Thank you very much girls
Thanks guys, Love your support.
Thank you.
Awesome.
ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Let's play the One Second Song Challenge.
Time is waiting.
You only get one second of a song.
No hesitating.
You only got one second.
One second.
Historic times here at the One Second Song Challenge
when last week Brie Thomasale took out her first ever victory.
Stop being so condescending of me.
No, you got the momentum.
And the best bit was when you won, you were so humble about it.
I won!
A 10 out of 10 from Brie!
Holy moly!
She's done it!
Well, I was just reacting of how you usually react.
I know.
And you had a lot of time to study me after my 28 victories in a row.
There's plenty of times to go off.
Let's bring Brianna on.
Brianna?
Brianna?
Brianna?
Brianna.
Brianna.
Brianna.
Brianna.
Brianna.
Who are you picking for the one second song challenge?
I'm really sorry.
Gonna go with Flint.
After everything she's achieved.
I thought we had, you know, a bond over the name, but whatever.
Okay, that means, Courtney, if Bri wins, you'll take home some free mobile fuel.
Cool.
Sounds great.
Okay.
I think it's my,
no, your turn to go.
My turn to go second.
Right.
Yes.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah.
Okay, Brie.
You can give me the artist,
the song title,
or you can pass.
And when you're ready, Ben,
hit it off.
Okay.
Direct project.
What?
Sorry, just quickly.
What if it's?
Disney Rascal
No
Pass
Run away, run
Uh, pass
You're the reason that I
Um, Jai Ho
Yeah
I'm not taking off
Um, Ariana Grande
No
Uh
Um, Normani
Yes
Nero, Nero
I wanna walk
Lizzo
Yep
I've been by the sea
Like a G6
Nice, mate.
Nice.
All right.
Clint can come back in now.
Okay.
Okay.
How are we feeling in here?
You know it's good.
You should be scared.
Yes, so good. Very scared.
Yes, very.
Another 10 out of 10?
One of my best.
Another 10 out of 10.
Oh, yeah.
All right.
All right, Clint.
Put me in the game, coach.
When you're ready, Ben, hit it off.
Max Project. Sorry, just quickly. Whatever it is. All right. All right, close. Put me in the game, coach. When you're ready, Ben, hit it off. Tracks Project.
Sorry, just quickly.
Whatever it is.
Medusa.
Yep.
Post Malone.
Yep.
Pussycat Dolls.
Yep.
Motivation.
Yep.
Pass.
Far East movement.
Oh, Backstreet Boys.
Nice, nice work.
That hurt my brain.
How did you miss Lizzo?
Oh, it was Lizzo.
I love that song.
How did you miss that?
I thought that was a guarantee.
You know when it, you'll know this feeling because you've been there a lot of times.
You know when it's right there on the tip of your tongue?
It hurts my brain.
And then it's not going to come to you. so I feel like you're just better to get out.
Yeah, that sucks.
But hey, the score today is 7-5 to Clint.
Dang it.
Balance has been restored.
Bring her on.
Brianna, Brianna.
I knew that my run would only last a week.
Yeah, girl!
Congrats.
Free mobile fuel for Fill Up Friday.
Plus, you're on the air Which means if Friday's
The secret day
You're also going to
Friday Jams Live
That's awesome
Thank you
No worries
Courtney
That also means
If Friday is the day
You're going to
Friday Jams Live
You're welcome
Woohoo
No guarantees though
Unlike that mobile fuel
ZM Spree and Clint
The podcast
Story out today about an Israeli woman
who has been admitted to hospital after eating wasabi
thinking that it was avocado.
Oh, well, what an idiot.
She went to a wedding.
It says she consumed a large amount of wasabi.
Who honestly gets wasabi and avocado mixed up?
Come on.
She was hospitalized.
She's 60 years old.
Maybe she didn't have her glasses on.
Maybe she didn't have any taste buds.
Maybe she smeared it all over toast and took a big bite.
Anyway, she went to hospital and it was an emotional reaction.
It wasn't a physical reaction.
What do you mean?
Well, she was so distressed from the fact that she'd eaten the wasabi,
she freaked herself out.
It was kind of like a panic attack.
I hate wasabi, so I get that.
That's why today it's so good that we have the opportunity
to play Wasabi Roulette.
Brie Thomasel.
Why is it always me that has to do the eating things?
Well, this time last week you pulled out every single nose hair that I have.
That was a gift to you.
Well, this is a gift to you. Imagine how
clear your sinuses are going to be after this.
What we've got is we've got a tube
of wasabi, very hot
and we have a bowl of
mashed avocado. We also have a
blindfold. What will happen is there'll be
one on each spoon. How is this even
what I get to pick? And you get to pick.
So to make sure that you know it's fair.
What a load of crap. I know how radio works.
I'm going to get the wasabi.
No, so that you know that it's fair,
before you put the blindfold on,
Producer Ellie, please give her both the bowl and the two spoons.
You will measure it out, okay?
So you put the wasabi on the spoon first of all.
Put the wasabi on there.
I just don't trust you guys.
I don't trust you at all.
Good spoonful.
Good spoonful.
Good spoonful.
And... Yep, they'll do, they'll do, they'll do, they'll do.
Yep.
And then with the other spoon, scoop out of the bowl a bit of avocado, please.
It stinks!
It's good.
It's good.
It's Japanese.
It's on theme because of the Rugby World Cup as well.
So a bit of avocado.
That's enough?
That's enough.
Yep, that'll do.
Now pop those two spoons down and
you pop the blindfold on because producer Ellie
is going to mix up the spoons so you don't know which is
which. Alright? Yep, I know
how roulette works.
Producer Ellie, if you can start
switching those spoons around. Actually, it doesn't
even really matter. Just hold the spoons
in different hands.
Hold them out for her
so she can choose one. There you go.
Do you guys have a bucket? Because if I get the wasabi,
something will be coming up.
50-50. When you're ready,
stick your hand out and grab a spoon.
That's directly in front of you.
Should Ellie feed it to me?
Yeah, we can do that. Because I feel like
I'm not going to be able to put it in my mouth.
Yeah, Ellie can definitely feed it to you.
Okay, no, I'm going to say this is right, this is left.
Okay, I want to go...
I really don't want to get this wrong.
Get into radio, they said.
Right, I'm going to say right.
Okay, please place the right spoon directly into Bree's mouth.
Okay, ready?
You didn't even swallow it.
You didn't even swallow it.
It's on my lip.
So which one did you get?
Which spoon do you think you got?
The avocado.
The avocado.
Why would anyone...
It's still in my mouth.
Like we said, 50-50, right, Ellie?
50-50.
It was definitely 50-50.
You gave me the damn wasabi.
Did I pick right?
We made both spoons wasabi.
I want to see a camera replay.
We put wasabi on both spoons.
Damn it!
God damn it!
I hate you guys! She's right. Camera replay. We put wasabi on both spoons. Damn it! God damn it!
I hate you guys!
She's right.
She does know how radio works.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Last Saturday night, there was a guy, a friend of ours actually here at the station, used to work here at ZM.
He used to do this show.
He used to do this show.
His name's Flinny.
Very good friend of the show.
We all love him.
He was turning 40
on Saturday and
I did RSVP to the party.
Did you say yes? Oh, I don't
think I said yes. I just said, yeah, I'll try and make
it. Yeah, okay.
And the day came around, I totally
forgot about it and I couldn't
go. I RSVP'd yes before I had a baby.
Oh, did you?
Is that how long it's been out?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Then I was like, there's no way I'm going to make it to this.
I couldn't go on the Saturday and producer Ellie actually messaged me
and she's like, hey, are you going to Flynnie's 40th birthday party?
I was like, oh, I really want to go but I just can't make it.
Anyway, I talked to producer Ellie on Monday morning.
I said, how was Flynnys?
Was it good?
She goes, yeah, it was awesome.
She goes, there was a ton of people there.
Heaps of people.
And I felt really bad.
And I had this thought where I'm like, if I message Flynnys on Facebook and say, hey,
great to see you on Saturday night.
Would he even know? Would he even know would he even
know i love this would he even remember that i was there because he's probably had a few beers
yeah he would have seen a million people everyone's saying happy birthday oh yeah i could just fly
under the radar if this if this has worked this is a great way for people who don't like going
to parties to pretend they were at parties in the future. Well, he'd messaged me back and said, yeah, it was great to see you.
Great.
Hook, line and sinker.
So I've got him.
Let's just see if I can double down and go the extra mile on the phone.
Hi, babe.
Hello, mate.
How are you?
Good.
Again, happy birthday for last Saturday.
Thanks.
Sorry I couldn't stay for long the other night.
That's all right.
Because I was just talking to Ellie and we were talking about the present that I got you
and I just wanted to double check that you got it.
I don't think I did.
You didn't?
There's some stuff still at the bar, a bunch of presents and stuff,
and I've got to go and pay a bath there.
Right, right, fair enough.
Because it wasn't wrapped.
I just handed it to you.
What was it?
It was a cane.
A cane?
Yeah, like a wooden cane.
Oh.
Hey, I never got to ask you, I never got to ask you,
did you love the costume that I turned up in?
F**k, you're taking my personal thing out here.
I'm not.
You don't remember.
I went to a lot of bloody effort for that costume, mate.
What did you turn up in?
I was dressed as you.
Who are you?
I had a bald cap on and everything.
Actual.
Oh, I'm sorry.
That's all right.
We did make the bet, so you did win the bet,
so I owe you that $100.
Oh, I'm sorry. That's all right. We did make the bet, so you did win the bet, so I owe you that $100.
I'm sorry.
Anyway, I do owe you that $100 because we did have a bet.
Do you want to text me your bank details and I'll transfer you the hundy?
What the f*** are you talking about?
We had that bet.
I said you won't hook up with Ross Boss and you did, so I owe you the 100. Oh, f*** you, Ross Boss.
Happy birthday, Flynnie.
Bye.
Clint's here too.
Hey, man, I was definitely at the party as well.
You just don't remember as well.
Next time, can you not try to hook up with my wife, please?
Love you, mate.
Have a good show.
Okay, bye-bye. Love you, mate. Bye. Z show. Okay, bye-bye.
Love you, mate.
Bye.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
News out today from the man who invented the Labradoodle.
Ah, the Labradoodle.
He says he wishes he'd never done it.
Where's he from?
He is American, I think.
Because has the Labradoodle been a big thing in NZ?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's a popular dog.
Yeah.
The man who...
You don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah, it is.
The guy who invented it,
his name is Wally Conron.
Oh, yeah.
Real name.
He says he wishes he'd never done it.
He said, I've opened Pandora's box.
I released a real-life Frankenstein.
And the reason he says that is because from then,
people have gone to cross everything with a poodle,
and he thinks it's gone too far.
Rhinos.
Yeah, rhinos have been crossed with a poodle.
That's a roodle.
What I've got here.
Dog the roodle. You know more about dogs than me. I've got a list of dogs that have been's a roodle. What I've got here. Dog the roodle.
You know more about dogs than me.
I've got a list of dogs that have been crossed with poodle.
Yeah.
And much like labradoodle, as in half Labrador, half poodle.
Yep.
I'd like you to tell me what the poodle name is for the dog.
Okay.
Does that make sense?
No, I'm very, very educated on cross breeds.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You'll be good at this.
Yeah.
So what do you get?
This is real, by the way.
This is all real.
I haven't made any of these up.
What do you get if you cross a toy poodle in a Bichon Frise?
Is it a biffle?
No, not a biffle.
That's a poochon.
Oh, yeah, poochon.
What do you get if you cross a shih tzu in a toy poodle?
A toy shit. No, it's a shi-poo-shon. What do you get if you cross a shih-tsu and a toy poodle? A toy shit.
No, it's a shai-poo.
I think they missed an opportunity.
Yeah, I like toy shit better.
I like shit-poo.
I thought that would have been good.
What about a poodle and a schnauzer?
A poodle and a schnauzer.
A poodle and a schnauzer.
Schnauzer.
Give it a go. A powser? It's not a powser. It's a schnauzer. Schnauzer. Give it a go.
A powser?
It's not a powser.
It's a schnoodle.
Schnoodle.
Schnoodle and poodle.
Schnauzer and poodle.
Oh, right.
My brain hurts.
What do you get?
And just give it a go.
Just mash them together and see what you get.
Maltese and a poodle.
What's the name of a Maltese poodle cross?
A moodle.
Maltipoo.
Oh. What about an Australian shepherd and a poodle. What's the name of a Maltese poodle cross? A Moodle. Maltipoo. What about an Australian
Shepard and a poodle?
Fuller shit.
Aussie Doodle.
Fuller shit's good. What about a poodle
and a Jack Russell Terrier? A poodle
and a Jack Russell Terrier.
Jack.
A poo jack. Jackapoo.
Oh, that's close. You were close there. What about, I've only got two more. A poo jack. Jack a poo. Oh, that's close.
You were close there.
What about, I've only got two more.
A poodle and a West Highland white terrier.
West Highland terrier and a poodle. Yeah.
A wistie poo.
Oh, yeah, that makes sense.
The last one's my favourite one.
You should get this one.
And these are real breeds, by the way,
all dogs that have been crossed with poodle.
What is a half Cocker Spaniel, half poodle?
Cocker Poo.
Cocker Poo is absolutely correct.
Well done, well done, well done.
See, that one just rolls off the tongue.
ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.
And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment,
Friday Okie.
I love Friday Okie. It's the best.
I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Okie.
Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again.
Friday Okie.
Every Friday, Bree and I go head-to-head in a singing competition.
We each get 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer
and we take turn about selecting the song.
This week, Brie has gone way back, way, way, way back.
This is one of my, can I say, it just makes me feel really good.
Yeah.
I don't know why, there's just something about it,
the memories attached to it, and it's a great song. She has chosen
Marvin Gaye and Ain't
No Mountain High.
We will both play our attempts
at covering this and then you
vote on who the winner is. I think we're going to have a
record number of people trying to vote this week
because there's also the... Stop calling now.
You haven't heard them yet, guys. The added chance
of winning Friday Jam's live tickets.
Yes, there is. So stop calling.
You haven't heard them. We're closing the line.
You've got to hear both before you can vote. It needs to be fair.
So we'll kick you off this week
with Bree's version. No,
we always go mine first.
I've picked the song, Gentlemen First.
Sure thing. Sorry. I normally say ladies first, but that's fine. I'm happy to mine first. I pick the song, Gentlemen First. Okay, sure thing. Sure thing.
Sorry, I normally say ladies first, but that's fine.
I'm happy to go first.
You do, you do.
Say ladies first.
This is my attempt at covering a classic for Friday Oki.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
Listen, baby.
Ain't no mountain high high Ain't no valley low
Ain't no river wide enough, baby
If you need me, call me
No matter where you are
No matter how far
Don't worry, baby
Just call my name
And I'll be there in a hurry
You don't have to worry
Cause baby there ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no valley low enough
Ain't no river wide enough
To keep me from getting to you, babe
I feel like we've gone a similar route.
Did you like my harmonies?
I did a harmony this week too.
You have to because it's a duet.
You've got to do the harmonies.
I did the guy and the girl or I did my best at it.
Yeah.
I don't think I did as good a job.
That's my attempt.
Here comes Breeze.
I've had two beers.
It's going to be interesting.
Oh, no.
Listen, baby. Ain't no mountain high. Ain't no valley low. Ain't no river wide
enough, baby. If you need me, call me. No matter where you are. No matter how far. Don't worry,
baby. Just call my name. I'll be there in a hurry. You don't have to
worry, cause baby, there
ain't no mountain high
enough. Ain't
no valley low
enough. Ain't no
river wide enough
to keep me from
getting to you, babe.
This segment is
absolutely awful.
It's so bad.
Why are we still here?
Producer Ellie, open the phone lines.
We need five votes to tell us who takes out Friday Oaky this week.
Is it me or Bree?
I need this one this week.
It's my favourite song.
You won last week.
No, you won last week.
Oh, yeah, I did too.
Yeah, you won last week. I'd love won last week. Oh, yeah, I did too. Yeah, you won last week.
I'd love to win again.
No, I want to win.
We'll find a winner after Lizzo.
Brie and Clint, ZM.
ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast.
For Friday Oaky.
There we go, everybody.
Let's go.
This week for Friday Oaky, selected by Brie,
we are singing Marvin Gaye.
Oh, baby, there ain't no mountain high enough. That's what it used to sound like. He's selected by Bree. We are singing Marvin Gaye.
That's what it used to sound like.
Now it sounds like this.
Oh, that's a long one.
Don't play the long one again, for God's sake.
That's my one.
This is Bree's one. Ain't no rapper wide enough to keep me
from getting to you, babe.
Why do they always sound worse when we play the
shortened version? Because I think they cut to the
most intense bit. Right. Thanks, Al.
When we really wind up. Anyway, we've done our
best. Now we need you to vote. Just for
voting, you will get on here and you will be
in to win Friday Jams live tickets if Friday
is the secret day.
But don't make that your main motivator.
Make the music your passion, you know?
Dude, we have to give them something after subjecting them to that.
Hi, Carmen.
Hi, Carmen.
Hi.
How are you?
I'm great, thanks.
How are you?
Talk to us, Carmen.
Who are you voting for this afternoon?
Sorry, I'm definitely voting for Clint.
It actually sounded pretty good to me.
Thank you.
I appreciate that. And when did you have earplugs
in? Was it the whole time?
Carmen, I've got to be honest. I think it
sounded quite good too.
Let's see
what the rest of the people think. Hi, Sam.
Hello. Hi, Sam.
Hi. Who's your vote for
this week in Friday-oke?
Honestly, Clint, you've impressed me this week,
so my vote goes to you. I'm sorry, Brie. That's okay, Sam. I'm sorry. Honestly, Clint, you've impressed me this week, so my vote goes to you.
I'm sorry, Bree. That's okay, Sam. Thank you. Clint, I'm sorry. I'm like, man, you did it this week. Well done. Thank you. I really appreciate it. I really gave it my all this week. Brooke's
here. Hi, Brooke. Hi, Brooke. Brooke. Brooke. Is it me? Yeah. Oh, Brookie. Brookie. Brookie.
Sorry, Brookie. Who's your vote for?
Oh, it was a tough one, definitely, this week.
I listen every Friday, but there was heart, soul, and passion,
and Bree got my vote.
Thank you, Brookie.
Let's take it out this week.
Let's go to Vicky. I can come back.
I can come back.
Hey, Vicky.
Hey.
Come on, Vicky.
Keep the dream alive for me.
Vicky, vote with your heart, okay? Who takes out Friday Oaky for you this week?
Look Clint
You actually did a really great job
On the really first bit
Brie, you butchered that bit
But because you did a really great job in the chorus
The vote goes to you
You're giving it to Brie
And effectively keeping her in the game?
Yeah
Thank you Vicky, I owe you one.
No, that's totally fine.
Thanks, mate. We're all tied up.
Brooke, you get the final vote.
Alright, Brooke. Sorry, Clint,
but my vote goes with Bree.
I love you, Brooke! I love you!
You know when I got the first two votes?
You made my week.
When I got the first two votes,
in my heart, I started to believe, could I get a clean
sweep?
I think it was after you go, I sounded pretty damn good this week.
No, no, I didn't say that.
I said I enjoyed the way I sounded.
Yeah, that's even worse.
Brooke, thank you for your vote.
Thank you, mate.
It means if Friday is the secret day, you're going to Friday Jams Live as well.
Congratulations.
Awesome.
Thank you so much.
I hope you win, Brooke.
To the winner, go the spoils.
Here's the official replay.
Ain't no rapper wide enough to keep me from getting to you, babe.
Very close.
That's awful.
You arsehole.
ZM, Spree and Clint, the podcast.
It's time for a birthday banger to take us into the weekend.
It's my birthday, it's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
Chance for you to find out what was number one on your 16th birthday
and then we can have a little reminisce
and we'll pick one of the best songs to play.
Hi, Khan.
Hello.
Khan, how are you?
I'm good, I'm good.
That's good. What's your birthday? 17th of May, 1989. Hello. Khan, how are you? I'm good. I'm good. That's good.
What's your birthday?
17th of May, 1989.
Okay, good year.
You were 16 in 2005 on the 17th of May.
And back in the mid-2000s, this was number one.
Yeah.
Snoop Doggy Dog.
Snoop Dogg and JT Signs.
That's cool.
That's your tune.
Good.
Hey, Khan, good birthday banger.
Well done.
Thanks.
No worries.
What else we got going on?
Hi, Daniel.
Hi, Dan.
Hey, how's it going?
Good.
What's your birthday, Dan?
January 21st, 1992.
Okay.
You were 16 in 2008 on the 21st of January.
And, Daniel, this is your birthday banger.
Now you're gone.
I realise my love for you is strong. Yes.
Bass Hunter.
Bass Hunter and Now You're Gone.
Yeah, that's good, eh?
That's good.
Yeah.
A bit of Bass Hunter.
Let's round it out with Lucy.
Hi, Lucy.
Hiya.
Lucy, what's your birthday?
February 6th, 1980.
Sorry, oh my God. February the 6th. Wait, Lucy, are you making up your birthday? February 6th, 1980. Sorry, oh, my God.
February the 6th.
Wait, Lucy, are you making up your birthday on the spot?
Oh, my God.
I just lost what I was doing.
February the 6th, 1986.
I thought she was going to say something like 1911.
And I was like, that makes sense as why you don't remember.
It's my tangy day.
I feel like I'm a bouncer and you're using a fake ID.
Lucy, what's your star sign?
What's your star sign?
86 or 2016, Lucy.
How old are you really?
How many drinks have you had tonight, Lucy?
None, I swear.
All right, Lucy, you were 16 in 2002 on the 6th of Feb.
And back in the early 2000s, this was number one.
I can be your hero, baby.
I can kiss away your pain.
What a banger.
He's recently had these.
That was before he had the mole removed.
I was going to say, it was before he lost all his superpowers,
after he had his mole removed.
Brilliant.
Do you reckon Ricky Martin hated Enrique Iglesias?
Why?
Because before he came out,
Ricky Martin was the only one like that.
And then Enrique came out and then gave him a run for his money.
I think they can see eye to eye in some places.
What is our birthday banger today?
What are we going to go with?
Mine's Bass Hunter.
Like you say that, but then how long is that song?
That song is, it's a short one.
It's only two and a half minutes.
Okay, that's good.
Yeah.
Is it actually?
It's two minutes 25.
It's even less than two and a half minutes.
I'm keen for that then.
You are?
Okay, but not if it was any longer?
Well, you know, I just haven't had any drinks this afternoon.
Where's Daniel?
Daniel, you've won birthday banger.
Congratulations. Nice work, Dan've won birthday banger. Congratulations.
Woo-hoo!
Nice work, Dan.
Yeah!
Yeah.
All right.
Get your Melbourne shuffle on, New Zealand.
Here it comes.
Bree and Clint, this is Zid Im. With the pictures hanging on the wall.
Now you're gone.
Realised my love for you was strong.
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With the pictures hanging on the wall
Are you ready? Now you're gone
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And I miss you here
Now you're gone
Is this the way it's meant to be?
Only dreaming that you're missing me
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Now you're gone
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Producer Ellie just gave it a go and it was so built up.
She was waiting for the drop and everything.
I thought you could actually do it.
So did I.
You look like you were Irish dancing.
Yeah, you look like you were doing a jig.
Someone said on the text machine,
I feel like I'm doing a spin class.
Yeah, there's elements of that to it too.
Isn't it?
ZM's Bree and Clint,
the podcast.
Bree and Clint,
Friday Jams Live,
Secret Day.
All this week,
we've been telling you to try and get on air
with us during our show
to win yourself
Friday Jams Live tickets.
At the beginning of the week,
Ross Boss put a particular day
inside a locked box
and we don't know what it is.
It's been predetermined
ever since Monday.
It was taken out of our hands
because we want you all
to win tickets
but we obviously haven't known
what day Ross Boss
has put in this locked box
and he's locked it.
He's only finally
just given us the key today.
Along with things like
Birthday Banger
and our usual segments,
we've been trying to get as many of you on air as possible
because every single person whose voice was on our show
on the day that's inside that box
is getting tickets to Friday Jams Live.
I was talking to the producers earlier,
and apparently we've had a record amount of calls this week.
Really?
Which has been awesome,
and we've actually put on more people to calls this week, which has been awesome. And we've actually put on more people
to air this week than
we have ever in a
week on our show. One thing left to do
and that is to find out
exactly what the secret day
was. Good luck, everybody.
All week, Bree and Clint
have been giving away tickets with their
Friday Jams Live Secret
Day.
You're in, Fiona.
Oh, beauty, mate.
Nice work. Hello.
Yeah.
Woo-hoo, yeah, guys.
Hey, what's up?
Yes, baby.
She's done.
We can now reveal
the secret day was, was.
Oh, this is good.
Oh, suspense.
Terry Crews style.
America's Got Talent, Suspensive Paws.
Tell me when I should open the box.
Okay, open that box.
It's Tuesday!
Tuesday.
Who was on Tuesday?
Anisha, you were on air on Tuesday.
That means you're going to Friday Jams live.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
You guys have made my week, if not my month.
This is insane.
Crystal, you were on air on Tuesday.
You're going to Friday Jams.
You're going to Friday Jams.
Yes, Crystal.
Jenna, you're coming to Friday Jams.
Yeah, you guys rock.
Thank you so much.
Carmen, congratulations.
You got through on Tuesday,
which means you've got tickets to ZM's Friday Jams Live.
Thank you.
Also, Lisa, hello.
Oh, my God.
Yay, thank you.
You and a friend coming along to Friday Jams Live for free.
And do we have a couple more?
I think we do.
Ashley, congratulations.
You got through on a Tuesday.
You're coming to Friday Jams Live as well.
You're all here at once, by the way,
if you all want to scream at the same time.
Three, two, one.
Here we go.
Yeah, baby.
She goes on Tuesdays as well.
Producer.
What'd she say?
I've got no idea.
Producer Ellie's still drastically trying to call a few people
who made it onto the air on Tuesday.
Yeah, it's okay if we haven't got hold of you just yet.
Don't worry. If you were on on Tuesday,
someone will be in touch and you'll be seeing
the Black Eyed Peas live in concert along with
Janet Jackson, 50 Cent,
everybody who's playing at
Western Springs this November. So many.
Should we play some Black Eyed Peas? Let's play some
Black Eyed Peas to celebrate. Nice work
guys. Thank you.
Thanks guys. Awesome. Yeah, not. Thank you. These guys are awesome.
You're not awkward on Tuesday, so I won.
See you next Tuesday.
ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.
Look, I know Zodiac signs and star signs and the moons
and the crystals and the stuff isn't for everyone.
No.
But for a lot of people, they find it really interesting
and they think it's, you know, legit.
And I don't mind a bit of star sign stuff.
Yeah.
It reminds me of my nan, actually.
She used to read me my star sign.
Are you one of those people who wants to believe?
No, I just think it's a bit of fun.
Yeah, okay.
You know, nothing wrong with that.
I don't think it's hurting anyone.
But I came across an interesting list actually. Um, and it pretty much is the, it's what you like best in the bedroom. Um,
based on your star sign. Okay. And this is good because if you've got a partner,
maybe this will give you a few tips. Sure. All right. Yep. If you know their star sign, that is.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yep.
I thought we could do a thing.
I was going to read out a few and then let's do all of ours here because I think we've
all got a different one in Team Bray and Clint.
Yeah.
Sure.
Yeah.
All four of us.
So, for example, Aries.
None of us are Aries.
I'm Aries.
Bind and Aries.
Are you an Aries?
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, we'll leave that one to the end.
We can leave it out.
Because I want to give you an idea of what we're actually doing first.
So apparently Sagittarians, Sagittarius, no one here is a Sagittarius.
Is that a stag?
I think so, yeah.
Okay.
Sagittarians like to be the giver.
Oh, I need to find one of those.
That's their thing.
Oh, crap.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I love Sam.
Sam, not a Sagittarian though.
Anyway, awkward.
That was so good from you.
Sorry.
So that, yeah, they like to be the Giver.
What about a Libra?
No Libras here?
No Libras here.
I'm not a Libra, no.
So Librarians?
Librarians.
Yeah, Librarians, yeah.
Libricians.
They like it really regular.
Okay.
Nothing fancy.
Nothing crazy.
Oh, regular as in cut and dried.
Cut and dry.
Yeah.
Don't go too crazy with the Librarians.
Yeah.
Well, at least they know what they want.
Well, exactly right.
It's in the name too, Librarian.
True, very true.
Scorpios, apparently
the most sexual star sign.
I would have thought so too, with that big pincer
coming over their back, you know. I can just
see them with their legs curled up like that,
stinging you. Ready to go.
Virgos, play by the
rules, not very adventurous, apparently.
Geminis, always down for an adventure.
Okay.
So that's pretty much the idea of what we're doing.
I've grabbed all of ours here.
Who wants to go first?
I like to go first.
I'm an Aquarius.
Aquarius?
Okay.
Can be a bit boring and mellow.
You made that up.
That is what it is.
Can be a bit boring and mellow in the bedroom. up. That is what it is. Can be a bit boring and mellow in the bedroom.
Fine.
Well, is it wrong, Clint?
Well, I don't know.
Don't be sad.
We'll ask Lucy.
Sometimes I use a funny voice.
Who wants to go next?
Well, I want to know Capricorn because that's Sam and that's you, Bree.
Right.
Capricorn loves a bit of excitement and very good lovers.
Oh, this is such a bullshit stitch-up.
This is what was on this.
What's Ben's one going to be?
Has a moustache?
What's yours, Ben?
Yeah, mine was at the start of the Aries.
You wanted to finish on it?
Aries.
Okay, Aries.
Passionate lover.
Yeah.
Sometimes take it too far.
Ooh.
What does that mean?
Oh, no.
Let's finish with Ellie.
Leo.
Leo.
What?
I'm a cat, you know?
Oh, is it a cat?
Yeah.
Loves doggy style.
No, that is not true.
Accurate. loves doggy style no that is not true accurate sorry to
everybody who tuned in to actually
find out
the other ones were real except for those
okay
ZM Spree and Clint the podcast
the future we're being
told is voice activated
you know things like Siri and Alexa
and Bixby.
Do you have Alexa at your house?
No.
You haven't got into it yet?
My flatmate, Big Gay Gorgeous Al, has it in his room.
And he's so annoying with it.
He'll do this thing where we'll stand outside our apartment.
He'll be like, check this out.
Alexa, turn on light bulb.
Alexa, turn off light bulb.
He goes crazy, right?
Yeah.
Well, he's a little bit like me.
She can't do that much in my house yet, but I just like showing people.
Do you have the light bulbs?
No, I've got the heat pump one.
See, that's a cool one because you can actually benefit from that.
This is good.
If Lucy is listening to us at our house at the moment, then this will work.
Alexa, turn on the heat pump.
I'm just going to sit here and assume that it worked.
That one I like.
She talks back to you and she can answer your questions.
After a rocky start, Alexa and I are on quite good terms.
It's been announced that they're getting new voices in for Alexa
and you'll be able to get celebrity voices.
So you don't have to have the robot one.
You can have your Alexa run by, oh, I don't know, how about Samuel L. Jackson?
That's pretty cool.
Yeah.
It's going to be coming soon and you'll be able to have it in your
household. Is that the only famous person?
It's the only one I read about and it's the only
one that I've created these comedy stings for.
So let's just focus on that one.
This is what it would sound like
if Samuel L. Jackson was the voice
of your Alexa. Alexa, what do you do?
Well, I'm a mushroom cloud
laying m***. I'm super fly TNT.
I'm the guns of the Navarone
That's good, eh?
That's a whole different kind of
It's a little bit more intense than Alexa
I use mine to set a timer a lot when I'm cooking
So this is what it would sound like
If you got Alexa to set your timer
With Samuel L. Jackson
Alexa, set a timer for eight minutes
That's your responsibility, not mine
It's aggressive But you know, it's good your responsibility, not mine.
It's aggressive,
but you know, it's good.
I think Morgan Freeman would have been a better choice.
She can set your alarm as well.
Alexa can set your alarm,
so get Morgan Freeman to do it.
Wake up, wake up, wake up. Up you wake, up you wake,
up you wake, up you wake.
Alexa, alarm off. F*** you.
She's also quite finicky about details as well, like spelling.
Alexa, how do you spell cantaloupe?
Get the f*** out of my face with that s***.
And of course, the most important detail, if you wanted to ask Alexa,
like say you're going somewhere for a holiday and you wanted to ask about flight conditions.
Hey Alexa, are there any snakes on this plane?
I have had it with these motherf***ing snakes
on this motherf***ing plane.
Everybody strap in.
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