ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 28th 2018

Episode Date: September 28, 2018

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Zed-M! Let's go, go, go! Now let me see you dance! Zed-M's, Brie and Clint. Good afternoon everybody, welcome to the show. It is a Friday afternoon and we are feeling good. I just, do you remember when you used to make a fart noise with your armpit? Right, is that what we're starting with?
Starting point is 00:00:19 Yeah, why not? It's a Friday. Armpit farts. Yeah. Can you do it? I can't do it anymore. I've lost that talent as an adult. Did you used to be able to do it with your knee as well? Yes.
Starting point is 00:00:29 Why do you think it is? Do you think it's because as we get older, we get hairier and the hair breaks the seal so you're not able to get that real sort of farty air release out? Mate, I've had laser on my entire body. I'm bald from the eyebrows down. Yeah, well, then you've got no excuses. I think it's because your skin isn't as elastic. Like, it's a lot more loose.
Starting point is 00:00:48 So you don't get that pop. Right. Well, we can investigate together. Can you do it? Can you try and do it now? You need to pull down the music. Pull down the music. Okay, hold on.
Starting point is 00:01:02 Put the mic right near your armpit. No. There's nothing coming out. Hey, I'm proud of you. And I need some deodorant. I'm proud of you for giving it a shot. Thank you. I appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:01:18 We have more from our bisexual today. We've spent the day photographing her dates. That is so much fun. We've got everybody locked down. We know who she's going to date. She doesn't know, but we have all the boys and all the girls that she will date from Monday. There's videos.
Starting point is 00:01:32 You're all going to see it on Monday. She's going to date her first set of people on Monday. And I love how within the team here, we're already putting bets on who she's going to pick. I've already got my one locked down. I'm locking my bets down too. Next, though, we have news from our roving correspondent, Mama Di, who at the moment is in the Big Apple.
Starting point is 00:01:51 Yes, my mum is on the streets of New York, and her and her twin sister, let me just say, when you put them together, they make bad choices. I'm in trouble. I'm going to tell you about one of those choices they've made in New York next. This is Cascada. Oh, banger. What a gem.
Starting point is 00:02:08 Oh, my God. Friday Gems, Zidim. Zidim's brain clamped. Hey, at the moment, my mum, lucky enough to be travelling around America, and she's in New York. Her, her twin sister, her other sister, their nephew, and one of their partners all travelling the States at the moment. I've seen you share a couple of her holiday snaps in your Instagram story.
Starting point is 00:02:42 She is just, her trip makes me happy. The picture of her trying to grab the tip of the Empire State Building while she's standing on the top of the rock, I'm like, you get it, Mama Di, you get it. She's totally missed it. She went to Graceland, which is Elvis' estate, which has been literally her bucket list thing her entire life. She turned 60 this year and she said, nah, that's my birthday present to myself.
Starting point is 00:03:02 So it's so cute seeing her. Her and her twin sister. Yeah. Her and her twin sister. Yeah, her and her twin sister. They're absolutely killing it. But my mum sent me a video this morning. Picture this. They're on the streets of New York. My auntie Julie, my mum's twin sister,
Starting point is 00:03:18 has picked something up off the sidewalk and she's taken it up to the hotel room and my mum has filmed it and she's sent it to to the hotel room, and my mum has filmed it, and she's sent it to me. Take a listen. Hang on. It's Tuesday, 9.30, New York. Julie Johnson has found a suitcase on the streets of Manhattan.
Starting point is 00:03:36 We're checking it out. We're worried that there could be some crack involved, and that's in Julie's underpants. I reckon it's just sort of about the patches. And here's the bread that she took from the restaurant. You took from the restaurant? So what you'll have to do is think about what you're going to do. Julie found this on the streets of Manhattan and now she's ripping all the stickers off it.
Starting point is 00:04:05 She found a suitcase on the street. They've now she's ripping all the stickers off it. What? She found a suitcase on the street. They've taken it up to the hotel. And they're opening it. If there's one place in the world where if I found a suitcase sitting on the street, I would not open it. It's probably in downtown New York City.
Starting point is 00:04:18 I've said to my mum, what are you guys doing? What if it was a bomb? She said, Julie, her twin, has bought a heap of stuff and she was going to have to buy another bag. She's seen this free one on the
Starting point is 00:04:30 side of the street, so she thought, I'll just take that. What was inside it? Nothing. Oh, nothing. Nothing was inside it. And I'm like, that's probably waiting for a drug dealer to do a drop or something. I wouldn't be transporting that suitcase back to Australia with her.
Starting point is 00:04:47 It's probably cocaine all through that bag. What if it's got built into the lining? She's in for a real Chappelle Corby situation here. Actually, I didn't even think about that. There could be something in the lining. Or either that or it could be covered in kind of residue or... I'm thinking it was a piece of trash that someone's thrown out onto the sidewalk. You find yourself all the way to New York,
Starting point is 00:05:08 just spend the extra $25 and get an extra bag. Just buy an extra bag. We'll post the video onto our Instagram, at Bree and Clint. It's so ridiculous. The bag looks a little bit beat up, but my Aunty Julie's loving it. We want to ask you, on800 dial ZM this afternoon, what did you pick up off the side of the road? Oh yeah. What did you get
Starting point is 00:05:29 from the side of the road? Was it valuable? Was it? Maybe it was a couch and you're still using it today? Road scores. Road scores. You can text us on 9696 or call us on 0800 dial ZM. Maybe you did pick up something illegal.
Starting point is 00:05:45 Maybe you picked up something and you're like, oh God, now this has got my fingerprints on it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I stole a couch from the side of the road. Yeah, we know that and you need to stop telling that story. Give us a call. 0800-DARLS-NM.
Starting point is 00:05:58 Zee is brilliant, Clint. So my mum at the moment is loose on the streets of New York City. Her, her twin sister, her other sister, a bunch of other crazy family members. I feel like they need a guide, like a local, to go, no, no, no, no, don't go there. No, no, no, no, no, don't talk to those people. No, no, no, no, don't pick up a random suitcase
Starting point is 00:06:18 off the side of the road, take it back into your hotel room and open it and then take it through customs. Honestly, only my Aunty Julie would do something like this. I can't believe my mum sent me this video and she wrote, ha-ha, so funny. Did you want to play it again? Yeah, let's play it again.
Starting point is 00:06:35 This is them picking up a suitcase. This is back in the hotel? Yeah, so they've picked it up off the streets of New York City and then they've taken it back to the hotel room. Hang on. Tuesday, 9.30, New York. Julie Johnson has found a suitcase on the streets of Manhattan. We're checking it out.
Starting point is 00:06:55 We're worried that there could be some crack involved and that's in Julie's underpants. I reckon it's just sort of about the patches. And here's the bread that she took from the restaurant. You took from the restaurant? So what you'll have to do is think about what you're going to do. Julie found this on the streets of Manhattan and now she's ripping all the stickers off it. Is that your mum in the background going, get into it?
Starting point is 00:07:23 Rip it open? Get the stickers off. Because Julie's bought too much stuff, my Aunty Julie, and she thought, oh, here's my opportunity to save money and just take this suitcase. Free luggage. Oh, God. We're asking you, what have you found on the street?
Starting point is 00:07:37 The text machine. Oh, my God. It is a riot this afternoon. Someone has texted and said, while walking home from the pub at university, we found a keg abandoned on the footpath. We took it back to our hostel to care for it. Nurse it.
Starting point is 00:07:55 That's amazing. There's also some really grim ones. I found a pair of underwear that weren't great. They were soiled. What are you doing with those? On the streets. On the streets. Some things are on the street for a reason.
Starting point is 00:08:14 On the street. What? On the street. On the streets of Nelson. I did not keep the underwear. No shit. Some shit, I think. Rebecca, kia ora. not keep the underwear. No shit. Some shit, I think. Rebecca, kia ora, welcome to the show.
Starting point is 00:08:29 What did you pick up from the side of the road? I was at my local dog park one day and a woman had obviously decided that her child didn't need it anymore, but next to the rubbish bin was one of those kids foam couches that folds out. I know, the kitty couches.
Starting point is 00:08:45 Yeah, I know the ones. The kitty couches. Yeah. And I thought that would make an excellent dog bed. It would. So I took it and then it was manhandled part. So I gave it a good scrub and left it out in the sun for about 24 hours. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:58 And the dog absolutely loved it. Great deal. What a great score. That's upcycling. That is upcycling. Yeah, well done. It's good because it's navy and it absorbs the sun so on cold days it's... Yeah, no, we get it.
Starting point is 00:09:09 It doesn't matter what colour it is. You've done a great job. You're a pioneer, Rebecca. Nice work. Dirty undies? No. Possible upcycled dog bed? Yes. Marissa, what did you pick up from the side of the road and take home? I found a wallet and it turned out to have $500 on it. Oh, where? Whoa.
Starting point is 00:09:26 Okay, Marissa, I don't know if we've used a real name or not. Did the wallet make it to the police station? The wallet did make it to the police station. Did the cash make it to the police station? The cash also made it there. I couldn't because I thought it was an old lady or, you know, so I work for my money as well. Marissa, it's people like you that give me hope
Starting point is 00:09:46 that there's still a couple of good people left. Did they look you up and go, oh, you returned my wallet, here's some sort of thank you? No, I didn't hear anything back. But hopefully the wallet got returned from the cop shop. Does part of you go, I should have taken some of that bloody money? No, not really.
Starting point is 00:10:02 I'm glad you took it back, I wouldn't have. Thanks, Marissa. Finally, Amy, what did you find on the side of the road and take home? Not me, but my fiancé
Starting point is 00:10:11 was at a guy's trip in Taupo and was throwing out his McDonald's sundae, looked in the bin and found a jacket and decided to take it. What kind of jacket?
Starting point is 00:10:25 Kind of like a trench coat jacket. It's really hideous. And I try and bury it in the wardrobe, but he keeps bringing it out every winter. This is your partner that is wearing this rubbish jacket? Yes. I know. It's a bin jacket.
Starting point is 00:10:39 It's a bin jacket. And you know how proud he is of it? Yeah, I can imagine. I know what dudes are like. It's a bin jacket. Yeah, yeah. And he'll be pumped because he paid no money for it, proud he is of it? Yeah, I can imagine. I know what dudes are like. He's in a jacket. Yeah, yeah. And he'll be pumped because he paid no money for it, and he stumbled across it.
Starting point is 00:10:48 He'll be like, the jacket fell on me, Amy. Yeah, exactly. Have you offered to, like, buy him a new jacket? We've all offered to buy him a new jacket. Everyone's offered to buy him a new jacket, but he will not leave it. Yeah, but it's got character, you know? It's got sentimental value. My friend Kacen. It's for the story. Yeah? It's got sentimental value. My friend Kacen...
Starting point is 00:11:05 It's for the story. Yeah, it's for the story. My friend Kacen, the exact same thing. She goes, oh, see this jacket? I found this on the beach. I said, what do you mean you found it on the beach? She goes, yeah, it was with a pair of shoes. I was like, that's someone's jacket that's gone for a swim.
Starting point is 00:11:19 That went in a swim. You idiot. Zee is brilliant. Brilliant Clint present The Bisexualer. Hi, I'm Annalise. I'm 23 years old, a student, and I live in Auckland, and I'm the bisexualer. Yeah, she is, and she's in the studio with us right now,
Starting point is 00:11:34 and she's got sunglasses on inside. Are you hungover? No, not at all. Yeah, you are. I just can't see. You did Fact of the Day pub quiz last night with Fletch, Vaughn and Megan. So you sure you're not hungover? Definitely not.
Starting point is 00:11:45 It's okay if you are. Can I just say, Annalise last night had a few drinks, got a bit sassy. I've picked up my phone. So we've all put our phones into a jar. Yeah. And then right at the end of the night, because you're not allowed to cheat, obviously, during the pub quiz. Yeah. And then I've picked up my phone and one of the notifications was
Starting point is 00:12:05 I've been super liked on Tinder. Oh, yeah. And Annalise was like, ooh, ooh. And then I went into Tinder and this super like has come up and I was like, eh, not for me. And Annalise has tried to swipe right on it. Grabbed my phone off me. That's good work.
Starting point is 00:12:21 Mate, I'm setting you up. You're not setting me up. You were asking for it. Just putting it right there in front of me. That's good work. Mate, I'm setting you up. You're not setting me up. You were asking for it. Just putting it right there. Was I? Was I? Hey, Annalise, our bisexualer, who next week will date three boys and three girls
Starting point is 00:12:31 in a quest to find love and then go on a romantic overseas trip with the one person that you whittle everyone down to, we've spent the day photographing and videoing your dates. We've spent quite a lot of time with them today. And I don't want to pat ourselves on the back too much but we have found a cool group of people. We've done well I must say and
Starting point is 00:12:50 just so you know Annalise, all of us here at the Brain Clint Show, producer Ellie producer Ben, Clint and myself, we've picked our winner. Yeah. Like we everyone's picked. Have you made bets? Yeah we have made bets on. Yeah yeah. So you better pick the person I put We had to ask you a whole bunch of like kind of awkward questions
Starting point is 00:13:08 to get to know you and get those little audio bites of you for this. We've been asking those people the same question and we wanted to focus in on one question in particular. Remember when we asked you about kissing? Yeah, we asked you, do you kiss on the first date? Do you remember what you said? I said no. Did I? Yeah, I said no. Did I?
Starting point is 00:13:26 Yeah, I said no. Yeah, you said no. You said, I don't think I'll kiss anyone too soon. Does that mean you won't kiss anyone on any dates or just the first dates? I actually thought that was last night. I was talking to my mum and I was like, I don't think I'll do it.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Three weeks just seems too soon to me for some reason. But it depends on the person, obviously. Right. But if you're in the real world, you'd kiss someone in three weeks. Surely. Yeah, I guess so. But I thought because it's going to be a lot of pressure as well. True.
Starting point is 00:13:57 If I got to a third date with someone and we hadn't kissed yet, I'd think things were going a bit. I would friend zone that person. Yeah. If we hadn't kissed, I'd be like, oh, well, we're friends. You guys pretty much tell me that I have to kiss someone. Well, it kind of sounds like that, right?
Starting point is 00:14:08 Yeah, you're going to have to add a pressure of cameras and radio microphones, but I don't know. I think it's just the idea that I have to think about other people's feelings as well. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:16 It's like, I don't want to go around kissing every single one. Oh, no. Have you watched Bachelor Australia? Yeah, the honey badger. He's passionate everybody. I love that show. He's kissing everyone.
Starting point is 00:14:22 He pashed like 14 girls in the first episode. Okay, that's an exaggeration. You've said how you feel and that's fine. Would you like to hear how some of the dates feel about kissing on the first date specifically? This is the first time you're going to hear some of your daters. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:41 You want to hear it? Mm-hmm. Of course you want to hear it. Of course. I'm so excited. I'm so nervous, but I want to know. So who have we got first-hmm. So of course you wanna hear it. Of course, like I'm so excited, so nervous, but like so do I wanna know. So who have we got first? I'm gonna give you one of the boys.
Starting point is 00:14:50 Cool. Okay? This is how one of our mystery men feels about kissing on first dates. When it comes to kissing on the first date, I feel like there shouldn't be any pressure to do it, but you know, if the moment's there, then go for it. But yeah, usually wait for the second date i love the sound of his voice actually into it okay do you want to hear what one of the
Starting point is 00:15:11 girls has to say sure i know i do oh gosh here you go kissing on first dates from one of your secret female dates when it comes to the first date and kissing i'll probably be very nervous but enjoy it, I hope. I hope she enjoys it too, if it happens. This means I know that someone's going to go in for it, go in for the kill, and I'm going to be like, no. Wow, she's expecting it, it sounds like. Oh, gosh.
Starting point is 00:15:39 She's expecting to seal the deal. Oh, I can tell you're so nervous now. You'll be fine. We're going to have a bodyguard there. It'll be fine. Yeah, we'll have to. Might need more than one by the sounds of it. Your date with six people, three boys and three girls as the bisexual will begin on
Starting point is 00:15:58 Monday. Good luck. What are you going to spend the weekend doing? Waxing? Grooming? Practising kissing? I just bought an outfit actually. Did you?
Starting point is 00:16:06 Is that for Monday? Yeah. Okay. You'll meet the boys on Monday. Zinni is brilliant, Clint. How long have we been doing this show for? Three. About three months?
Starting point is 00:16:16 About three months. Do you want to hear about last night when I got recognised for the first time? Oh, yes. So this week we've been working pretty hard. We've been doing long hours and for a couple of nights in a row I've been making a trip to my local McDonald's to get some food. Oh, no. Late at night.
Starting point is 00:16:40 Yeah. I got recognised at my local McDonald's last night. So I went through the drive-through and I've been ordering the same thing every night. Late at night. I've been having a really big craving for chocolate fudge sundaes. Oh, yeah. Hot fudge. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:02 Bit of ice cream. Yeah. I like to get the regular size one and then double the fudge. Oh, yeah. Hot fudge. Yeah. Bit of ice cream. Yeah. I like to get the regular size one and then double the fudge. Oh, okay. I'm keen on the double fudge, but I don't want all the ice cream that the large one brings. Well, you obviously have your order down pat. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:15 You've had it enough that you know what you like. I know what I like and I've ordered it a couple of nights in a row and last night I went through the drive-through and I've said, can I please get a hot fudge sundae, double the fudge, regular? Yep, please drive through. I've got to the window and the guy looks at me and goes, oh, I know you. And I thought, oh, here we go. I've been recognised from the radio.
Starting point is 00:17:40 It's happened. Finally. Officially New Zealand famous. Officially I've been recognised. Yes, I said, yes, it's happened. Finally. Officially New Zealand famous. Officially I've been recognised. Yes, I said yes, it's me. He turns around and yells to his colleagues, it's double fudge, girl. Make sure you get double fudge in there.
Starting point is 00:18:00 She's crazy. That is the equivalent of being recognised at the bottle store. Like you're recognised for your problem. Literally rock bottom. Yeah. Not only did they know that I've been multiple nights in a row, they recognised me as the double fudge girl. You are double fudge girl.
Starting point is 00:18:25 Hey, congratulations. Thanks, mate. Yeah, pretty proud. All right, cool, cool, yeah. ZDM's Bree and Clint. Hey, it's my birthday, it's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. Right, this is where we get your birthdays
Starting point is 00:18:40 and we figure out what was top of the charts on your 16th birthday here in New Zealand. Every single person who comes on for Birthday Banger today, whether they win or not, will go away with free fuel. Yeah, so everyone that calls the show today and gets on air, all you have to say is one word, will win a $50 free fuel voucher. There we go. First up, let's go with...
Starting point is 00:19:01 Waitangi. Waitangi, kia ora. Hello. Kia ora. What's your birthday? 6th of February. Can you believe it? Is that serious?
Starting point is 00:19:08 That's amazing. Wait, your birthday is Waitangi Day? Yes, definitely. That's amazing. Wow, that kind of makes sense, right? Yeah. Because they want to had you and then go, hey, what a great idea.
Starting point is 00:19:17 Yeah, I like it. Okay. All right, Waitangi, you were 16 in 1998. 19 what? What have I written here? 75. 19? 75. Hang on. Wait, 19, what have I written here? 75. 19. 75.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Hang on, hang on. Wait, wait, wait. So you were born in 1979, is that right? Yes. Okay. That makes you 16 in 1995? Yes. Yeah, 95.
Starting point is 00:19:39 85. 95. 85. Anyway, you were 16 sometime, and this is your birthday banger. This is Silverchair. Do you know this song, Waitangi? No, sorry. Silverchair, Tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:19:59 Silverchair, great Aussie band, but not the perfect birthday banger, unfortunately. That's okay. Welcome to the show, Liz. Hi, Liz. Hi. Hi, guys. How you doing? Good. How are you? I'm good the perfect birthday banger, unfortunately. That's okay. Welcome to the show, Liz. Hi, Liz. Hi. Hi, guys. How you doing? Good. How are you? I'm good. It's Friday afternoon. Yeah. So good. What's your birthday, Liz?
Starting point is 00:20:12 The 9th of June, 87. Okay, Liz, you were 16 in 2003 on the 9th of June. I think I might have a feeling what your birthday banger is. You get Evanescence in Bring Me to Life. I can roll with that. Can you? Here's a question, Liz. Is it okay to play Evanescence on the radio in 2018?
Starting point is 00:20:45 I think for today and being a banger, we need a rock out to that. Okay. We need to get into our weekend with some Evanescence. I like this. I like your attitude. I like her attitude. She's fighting for a song. You've got some free fuel from Mobile either way, though, so congratulations. Awesome.
Starting point is 00:20:56 Thanks, guys. Cool. Finally, David. Hi, David. Hi, David. Hello. How's it going? Good.
Starting point is 00:21:00 What's your birthday, Dave? 24th of March, 1995. Okay, David. You were 16 in 2011 on the 24th of March, and this was Top of the Charts. Bang up. This is J-Lo and Pitbull. This is going to be very hard to go past, David.
Starting point is 00:21:21 Awesome. I'll try that. Okay, cool. Sweet. I love Pitbull, can I say. You love Pitbull? And I'm okay with saying that on the radio. Okay, cool, sweet. I love Pitbull, can I say. You love Pitbull? And I'm okay with saying that on the radio. Yeah, that's cool.
Starting point is 00:21:29 Did you want to do... Yeah, I actually got Annalise, our bisexual, his birthday. Thought we could throw that on the end this afternoon. Annalise, what's your birthday? My birthday is the 4th of June, 1995. Okay, Annalise, you were 16 in 2011 on the 4th of June. And back in 2011, this was top of the chart. Banger.
Starting point is 00:21:58 Party rock anthem. Is this 2011? This is 2011. Back when no one had lenses inside their sunglasses. Red food. I think we know what we're doing though, right? I think we all know what we're doing. J-Lo, pitbull, what a combo.
Starting point is 00:22:15 J-Lo. David, we're playing your birthday banger. Congratulations. Awesome. Oh, cheers. Mr. Worldwide. Got some free fuel for you too. Thanks to Mobile, ZM, Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:22:29 ZM, Bree and Clint, that is the birthday banger for today from J-Lo and Pitbull for Dave. It's called On The Floor. Pop quiz. How old is J-Lo? 49. Did you Google that? Yep.
Starting point is 00:22:43 Ow. Literally in the break, I'll get it. Literally in the break, I Googled it. She was born in 1969. She is honestly, I was saying off air, I've met her in person. One of the best looking people I've ever met in person. Really? She is unbelievable.
Starting point is 00:23:00 Intimidating or like? She was really lovely. Yeah. But her skin is just flawless. Yeah. Well, she'll turn 50 next year and... Still would. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:23:14 Zedian's Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint present The Bisexualer. Hi, I'm Annalise. I'm 23 years old, a student, and I live in Auckland, and I'm the bisexualer. People started calling you that? They started calling you bisexualer? All my friends. Really?
Starting point is 00:23:31 Well, the ones I've seen at least, and my sister's partner actually. I picked them up the other night, and they'd both had like a few drinks. Yeah. And he saw me and he was like, the bisexualer. Are you, this is a real. If you've missed it, you've just joined us. We're on a quest to find Anne-Lise, you're bisexual, and you're going to date across three weeks, three guys, three girls,
Starting point is 00:23:54 and hopefully you're going to find love. We're going to see it all and record it all as well. So we're going to go on those dates with you. Pretty much. This is a real question. Have you taken yourself off dating apps while you do this? I did it like last week, I think. Oh, okay, cool. So you're
Starting point is 00:24:09 exclusive. Like if people want to date you, they have to exclusively date you on their show. Yep. Excellent. Well, I mean you said that it's exclusive. Forever. But we've got six people for you. Like how many do you really need? That's more than enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you're going to be pretty busy over the next three weeks or so.
Starting point is 00:24:27 I think so. But we wanted to talk to you about obviously it's all about bisexual visibility and you being a bisexual person, obviously everyone has a story about how they kind of came to find that out about themselves and their journey or whatever. What was it like for you? When did you realise and did you obviously have to tell your friends and family?
Starting point is 00:24:48 How did that go for you? Because obviously there's, you know, not so great stories for people and then some stories are really positive. What happened with you? For me, it was a really, really good outcome. I think I'd been talking to my best friend about it for a while and then eventually, like literally the day of Pride, I woke up and just told her and she was like, yes.
Starting point is 00:25:09 What made you think about yourself like, maybe I'm bisexual? It's something that I'd always kind of like contemplated, I guess, or like thought that it, just like thought that that was a possibility and then like you, I kind of, it was that part when I was finally single that I got to figure, I had the chance to figure myself out and like really discover who I was. So it was like that,
Starting point is 00:25:33 at that point in my life where I figured it out, I guess. How convenient that you figured it out on Pride Day. I know, I literally woke up on the day. What a celebration. It's like figuring out you're Santa on the day of the Santa parade. It was like your bi birthday. Pride is your bi birthday.
Starting point is 00:25:49 I love that. And how did your family react? They reacted really well. I told, I remember if I told my mum or my sister first, but I think I told my mum first and she was proud of me that I said something. I told my sister and she was like, I knew it. Really? Because that's always like kind of a shock well to some people maybe when someone says I always knew
Starting point is 00:26:10 yeah and then you're kind of thinking how I think like one of the reasons why I might have withheld actually telling her was because I knew that she thought that because she'd always like make slight digs or like and I'd kind of just like my eyes and be like, maybe it is time. Okay, so you told your mum and your sister. Did you tell your dad? I didn't tell my dad, actually. I just kind of just didn't think about it because my dad was on a different schedule to me,
Starting point is 00:26:35 so I never really saw him that much when I did come out. But my dad actually approached me at one of my other best friends' 21st, and he came up to me and he was like, so, maybe you're going to tell mebed you a bye and I was like oh shit oh and how did he react he was like oh like why didn't you tell me like why didn't you think you could tell me I was like I'm so sorry
Starting point is 00:26:54 like it literally just slipped my mind I just didn't even think about it so was he more upset that you hadn't felt like you could tell him yeah I think I think that was he was like you know you can come to me and tell me whatever and I'll be fine.
Starting point is 00:27:07 And like ever since that day, I tell my dad literally everything. Because he's the one that actually suggested you should go on a bisexual date. So like ever since, I guess ever since then, our relationship's gotten
Starting point is 00:27:16 so much better and I'm like way more open with my parents as well about things, especially my dad. Sounds like you've got an amazing relationship with your family and friends,
Starting point is 00:27:24 which is really nice. Yeah, we're generally really, really open with each other. We've always had talks about very intimate things, I guess. Really? Not specific details, but we've always been really open. This is happening. I was going to say, yeah. There was one point where I was very secretive on who I was dating
Starting point is 00:27:42 because I wanted to keep it to myself and I wasn't sure where it was going. When was that? Maybe a year or so ago. Maybe before then. I can't actually remember. Around the time when you were seeing a lady? No.
Starting point is 00:27:56 Was this person a woman? Yeah, it was a guy. It was a guy? Yeah. Okay. Do you think your parents have any preference who you end up with? Do you think they want you to end up with a boy or a girl or they genuinely don't care?
Starting point is 00:28:05 I know that my mum wants grandkids so she'll obviously push for a guy. But like it's possible either way. But I don't know. I was going to say, guess what? You can have kids either way now. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. But I'm like don't know.
Starting point is 00:28:16 They haven't actually had, they haven't actually mentioned anything like that which is good because then I don't feel like there's pressure to pick someone. And I was going to say, I think that's important to kind of say that you should never really kind of pressure someone into who they choose because that should be up to the person and you never want that in the back of your mind because you want to fall in love with who you fall in love with. Oh, hang on. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:28:35 Hang on, we've got bits on. I'm going to be pressuring you a lot into who I want you to end up with. Well, yeah, the contestants that we've got for you, we have all put bits on, so. You can't put a price on love, okay? Well, we've put a free trip overseas on it, a romantic holiday for you and a friend. So there is a price.
Starting point is 00:28:49 There is a price at the end of it. Not a friend. Sorry, you and the person you choose. Yes. You and a lover. Oh, you're really getting into this now. I like it. I love how you're like, nah, I'm going to find someone,
Starting point is 00:28:59 we're going to go on this overseas trip, and when we come back, we're going to be together. She's gone to Ruby, she's bought herself a new outfit, and on Monday, she will begin dating six people at one time. And Alyssa, you're our bisexual. Good luck. Enjoy your weekend. Thank you. ZDM's brilliant clip.
Starting point is 00:29:15 Hey, did you see this article that they released about actors who have had near-death experiences on set? No. It's full on. Yeah. Like, full on. And we're talking A-list celebrities. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:27 So Harrison Ford, which is one of the main ones that they were talking about in this article, he went on the Jimmy Fallon show a couple of years ago and he talked about how the time he nearly, well, he broke his leg on the set of Star Wars. Take a listen. What happened to you though? Something fell on you and you broke your leg, right? Yeah. Something.
Starting point is 00:29:44 Do you remember this? I was worried about you, though? Something fell on you and you broke your leg, right? Yeah, something. Do you remember this? I was worried about you. They closed that door on you. No, no, Harrison. Yeah, all right. No, JJ did it. JJ Abrams? As far as I know.
Starting point is 00:29:57 So he got his leg broken on the stars when he was an old man, not when he was a young man. Yeah, recently. He broke both bones and dislocated his ankle. That's full on. I wonder if he's one of those guys who does his own stunts like Tom Crutes. Because Star Wars, there's a lot of sliding through doors as they're closing.
Starting point is 00:30:14 I feel like that's one of the main pillars of Star Wars. Slide through the doors just as they're closing. But he's used to sliding under things. Indiana Jones. Yeah. That's the whole bit from Indiana Jones, right? He's one of the best. So this article also talks about Uma Thurman.
Starting point is 00:30:28 She nearly died. I saw this. Was this Kill Bill? Yes. In the car crash thing. Yeah. Have you seen the footage of it? It's brutal.
Starting point is 00:30:36 She's in this car and she's driving herself and she's on this sandy road and like she loses control and hits a palm tree. Yeah. She went to hospital. Yeah. She had like almost got her palm tree. Yeah. She went to hospital. Yeah, she had like almost got her brain damaged. Yeah, she had like bleeding on the brain. It was full on. So that's another one. And there's also Sylvester Stallone in Rocky No More.
Starting point is 00:30:57 Oh, yeah. He apparently said to this guy in this fight scene, hit me as hard as you can. And the guy did. Hit me as hard as you can. He ended up in intensive care. That was a pretty good Sylvester Stallone. Hit me as hard as you can and the guy did. Hit me as hard as you can. He ended up in intensive care. That was a pretty good Sylvester Stallone. Hit me as hard as you can.
Starting point is 00:31:10 This is the last Rocky movie and hit me as hard as you can. Now do after he got hit. Oh. He, anyway, not funny. No, no, not, well, kind of. He did too many. He did too many fight scenes scenes Too many punches to the head
Starting point is 00:31:29 Too many doof doofs Brendan Fraser in The Mummy He did this scene where He was, a noose was around his neck He died for 18 seconds What the He actually died, they had to revive him Oh, that's when you go too much.
Starting point is 00:31:46 Too far. Yeah, sorry. Sorry. I know this has been fun. Like how much am I being paid? This is the last mummy. I don't care how many more of these things you want to make. Also, it's the movies.
Starting point is 00:31:56 Why does he have to get into a real noose? Why can't they CGI a noose or like not have the noose rigged up or something? I think the stand-in was a little bit taller than him. Yeah. And so he, when he was standing in it was obviously on his tiptoes. Well, it says in here, I think he did. He says, they killed me for 18 seconds. Oh.
Starting point is 00:32:18 That's full on. Do you remember Isla Fisher? This is the last one in Now You See Me. She's the one, Sacha Baron Cohen, married Sacha Baron Cohen? Yeah, so she's the Aussie from Home and Away, you might remember her. In the movie, it's about magicians and there's this one scene where she gets into this water tank
Starting point is 00:32:33 and she's tied up and she's in like heels and like she's, it was all a bit right? Yeah. In that scene, she nearly drowned and people thought and she was like saying, screaming, let me out, like when she was in this tank. Oh, no, this is my worst nightmare. No joke.
Starting point is 00:32:47 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, she was like, let me out. And her wrists and her ankles were tied up. And everyone just thought she was acting like amazing. Oh, Uma's such a, oh, what is it? Isla. Such a good actress. Oh, that's my worst nightmare.
Starting point is 00:32:58 No, she was nearly drowning. That's full on. I don't know which one of those. Because you can't even have a safe word underwater Doesn't matter, no one can hear you If I say bananas I need out I'd just be getting a stunt double Even for my acting because it'd be terrible
Starting point is 00:33:13 I'd be like yeah my stunt double will do that as well Have you had a near death experience? Yeah Oh is it a bit traumatic? I have, mine was a drowning one Was it? In scouts I had a kid sit on my shoulders in the diving pool until I passed out.
Starting point is 00:33:30 That's horrible. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just remember taking, because you get to this point and then your body goes, I can't stay here anymore, and you actually take a breath underwater. Yes, that's the point. And there's nowhere to go. No, and that's the last thing I remember.
Starting point is 00:33:41 And then I got onto the side of the pool and see people going. That's terrifying. Yeah. Yeah. I've been held at gunpoint before. Have you? Yeah. Have you?
Starting point is 00:33:52 Yeah. Where? It was in a, I was 12 and it was in a home siege. So it's not something I really talk about all that often. It's actually pretty full on. You don't have to talk about it by the way. Yeah. My mum and my nan were also there and there was a couple of-
Starting point is 00:34:07 Were you in a home invasion? Yeah, a couple of guys. Ooh. So- Was everyone okay? Everyone was okay, but it's in those moments where you really- Who's pointing a gun at a 12-year-old? Who?
Starting point is 00:34:19 Yeah. Ooh. Pretty full on experience and I literally, you know where they say you're scared stiff? That's a real thing. Yeah. Pretty full-on experience. And I literally, you know where they say you're scared stiff? That's a real thing. Yeah. And you kind of in that moment, you really think I'm going to die here. Yeah. And you truly believe it.
Starting point is 00:34:32 Wow. It's a full-on experience. It's not very nice. Far out. Yeah. Did they catch the people? They did. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:37 They went to jail for a very long time. That's good. That's good. Far out. It's full-on. Are you super paranoid about your home situation now because of that? Like are you a full doors locked? Yeah, I like to have a lot of locks, dead locks.
Starting point is 00:34:50 You like to be secure. Yeah, yeah. Understandable, yeah. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, it's full on. Well, do you want to? Yeah, we want to put it out there this afternoon.
Starting point is 00:34:58 Do you want to or? This is the question we've got written down. Let's say it out loud and see if we actually want to ask it. Okay, cool. When did you nearly die? 0800. Dolls at M. Does it feel right saying it?
Starting point is 00:35:10 I mean, they didn't die. Well, don't call us if you're not comfortable talking about it, I guess. Yeah. 0800 Dolls at M. When did you nearly die? Let's see what we get, shall we? Zinni is brilliant, Clint. Near-death experiences.
Starting point is 00:35:23 We're talking about some of the big-time A-list celebrities who have come out and told their stories about how the times they've nearly died on set. It's not worth dying at work. Can I just say that? If you're being put in a position where your life is at risk, it's not worth it. Yeah, I mean, I'm trying to think of jobs where, you know,
Starting point is 00:35:41 that would happen to people. What about those guys that we see sometimes here at work who clean the windows of the building? Oh, they look like they love it though. And they're abseiling down the building? Yeah, yeah. That's full on though. Yeah, big gust of wind.
Starting point is 00:35:53 Yeah, that's their job. I wonder if you get danger money for that sort of thing. Don't know. We've asked a pretty steep question this afternoon. When did you nearly die? When was your near-death experience? You want to go straight to the phones? Yeah, let's go straight to the phones.
Starting point is 00:36:08 Hey, Jazz. Hi, Jazz. Hi. What happened? So me and my partner used to be quite adventurous with exploring places you're not supposed to go. And in this gorge, there's some old mine shafts, and it was a little bit further behind me,
Starting point is 00:36:23 and we got so far down. It was like old-fashioned days when you needed a canary to find out if there's enough oxygen or not and I actually passed out um luckily he was behind me um because he pulled me further back towards where there was more oxygen and um put me into the recovery position and I came to wow why did you do you know why you passed out? Was it like a gas situation or just? Not enough oxygen, yeah. We were probably, I would say,
Starting point is 00:36:52 maybe 100 metres under the ground. Wow. Yeah, that's why there's signs on the gate saying, do not enter, danger, mine shaft. So what are your guys' plans this weekend? Netflix? Yeah. Exploring, further exploring.
Starting point is 00:37:10 Okay, well, good on you, I guess. We've got a canary now, though. What, you literally have a canary? No. That was a joke. It's on a smartphone. Okay, cool. On the text machine, someone's texted in.
Starting point is 00:37:24 They said, I was on a run in Fiji and got hit by a speeding van at a pedestrian crossing. Had a massive head trauma and 35 stitches to my scalp. It took over a year to recover and I'm right as rain now, but I certainly do not participate in any outdoor exercise anymore. Great excuse, if nothing else. It is a good excuse. Someone texted us to say that,
Starting point is 00:37:46 no, you don't get danger money for abseiling cleaning windows. Really? You just have to do it for the love of clean windows, I guess. All right. Finally, Tim. Hi.
Starting point is 00:37:57 Hey, how's it going? Going good, mate. Hi, Tim. When was your near-death experience? It was in March. And what happened? I'd just finished work. I was driving in the work car,
Starting point is 00:38:10 and a giant, I think it was a logging truck or something, come around the corner and smashed me and killed me. And luckily, the lady from England, travelling behind, seeing the whole thing, and she jumped out and resuscitated me back to life. And you mean you really died? Yeah. How did she resuscitate you, mouth to mouth?
Starting point is 00:38:36 Yeah, I think she done that for about CPR for about 40 minutes. 40 minutes this woman, can't you? I have goosebumps all over my entire body. Okay Tim Oh my god. Tim this might be a bit too spiritual but anything happen
Starting point is 00:38:50 when you died did anything happen? Um I can't really remember that much. You don't have like a memory of an out of body experience or seeing a light
Starting point is 00:38:59 or anything like that? No I don't. And you're okay now Tim everything's all good? Um yeah I was Broken arm Broken leg I've got a middle leg now You've got a middle leg
Starting point is 00:39:11 Yeah Is that your mates Laughing at you in the background Is that what Don't worry It's all good Hey what a story mate Hey thank you for calling us
Starting point is 00:39:20 We're glad you're alright So glad you're still okay And you're here Yeah Yeah no I'm fine now. Okay, cool, man. God, he's so breezy about it. Yeah, yeah,
Starting point is 00:39:29 he's very casual about it. Yes, yeah, Dodd. The guys in the background are laughing like, yeah, Tim's got a metal leg. He's so shit at airports. Yeah. ZDM's Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:39:38 Bree and Clint's Cat Roulette. I used to call me on my cell phone. It's Cat Roulette where we take each other's phone and we go into the contacts and we just hit scroll and whatever it stops on that's who we ring.
Starting point is 00:39:50 Last week, we called an ex. Yeah, it was my ex. Your ex. Sounded a little bit like this, getting a random call from me on Bree's phone. I decided it's a great idea, probably in the middle of winter, to jump in Bree's pool. We ended up, the middle of winter, to jump in Brie's pool.
Starting point is 00:40:07 We ended up, so me and my friend, we jump in the pool. We wake up the next morning. Brie has given us a sheet to use as a towel. So I can see how that was uncomfortable for you. Oh, can you? It's okay. Yeah, we had to text after that.
Starting point is 00:40:20 Yeah, well, now you're back in contact. Oh, it's great. Love it. What if I rekindle your romance? It's okay because... It's my turn. I'm giving you my phone. It's unlocked.
Starting point is 00:40:30 And you know my one rule. It was stated yesterday. What was the one rule? No Richie McCaw. Fine. No Richie McCaw. The only reason I'm playing by that rule is because then I know we wouldn't get to play this game.
Starting point is 00:40:44 One, and let me also tell you, one day you'll benefit from that phone number too. How? I plan to use them for our show. Just not for chat roulette. For something better, you know? When we need a helicopter somewhere and you want the all-black captain to fly us, that's when we'll use his number. When are we going to need that?
Starting point is 00:41:01 I don't know. But not today. Okay, you've given me a bit of time to have a look through some people. A lot of your contacts are just emails? Yeah, it's a very old phone book. Oh, God. Also, that's the problem with iMessage too. I've just
Starting point is 00:41:14 went past someone. Clint Randall's in here. Hiya from the edge. Clint from the edge? Yeah. Your arch nemesis. Well, no, I'm Clint from the edge. He's Randall from the edge. Right, you'm Clint from The Edge. He's Randall from The Edge. Right, you're Clint from The Edge. He's Randall because you had already taken the name Clint. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:30 Should we call him? You can call him. Let's give him a call. See what he's up to. He'll be looking after his kids, I think. Oh, his kids are so damn cute. Yeah. So cute.
Starting point is 00:41:40 Yeah. It's ringing. He might hate me. You reckon? Well, just because I'm the reason he had to change his ringing. He might hate me. You reckon? Well, just because I'm the reason he had to change his name. Get in, mate. Hi, Clint. It's Bree from ZM.
Starting point is 00:41:52 How are you? Pretty good. What's going on? Not too much. Hey, we play this game on our show called Chat Roulette where each of us get to have each other's phones and we get to randomly call one number and your name came up and I thought, hmm, he's the perfect person to call. Oh, the real Clint, the OG.
Starting point is 00:42:11 I wanted to get it straight, Randall. Who is the real Clint from The Edge? Is it you or is it my mate, Clinton Roberts? How old is Clinton Roberts? He's 31. Oh, see, I had the name for a good two years before he was even alive. Are you 33? Are you 33, Randall?
Starting point is 00:42:32 Yeah, I'm 33. Damn. Yeah, yeah. So you're saying because you were born first, you should be the original Clint from the Edge. Yeah, and then obviously Clint was Clint at the Edge before I was Clint at the Edge. So then I got stuck with Randall and then he pissed off through another radio station 10 months after me changing it and having it plastered on billboards around the country.
Starting point is 00:42:53 Can you have, can I ask you a quick question? No, no, no. I want to ask, what do you want to ask him? Who has the email address clintattheedge.co.nz? Who has the, do you have the email now, clintattheedge? I don't, but I'm going to email about that very, very soon after I get off the phone. It's still mine.
Starting point is 00:43:09 It's still mine. Now we've squashed it. Clint Randall is Clint from The Edge. He's the hot Clint in the everything. All right. All right. We love you, Randall, and your kids are adorable. Thanks for talking.
Starting point is 00:43:25 Cheers, team. And, yeah, love the show, Bree and Robert. It's great. See you, Clint. Yeah, see you, team. Bye. Let's be real, though. You're the only Clint for me.
Starting point is 00:43:41 See you, Brie and Clint. Did you see this video that's come out on Facebook about manspreading? The girl on the subway? Yeah. I did see this, yeah. On subways and she's sick of guys manspreading on the subway so she's pouring bleach into their crotch. For those who don't know and most will be dudes,
Starting point is 00:43:58 can you give a quick explanation for what manspreading is? So manspreading, usually when you're on public transport or maybe sitting next to someone, and usually guys, because it's called manspreading, love to sit with their legs really far apart and just get all up into your space. Big, wide-open legs. Big, wide-open legs.
Starting point is 00:44:19 Happens a bit at gigs, like if you go to Spark Arena or Horncastle or something, and the seats are quite close together because dudes like to get a wide stance, knees out, and they like to lean into it and put an elbow on each knee as well. They love to air out the jewels. Well, that's what it looks like. Is that what it's about?
Starting point is 00:44:35 Some people believe it's like a primitive thing where you go, the wider you spread them, the bigger they think the bit in between will be. And there's no proof that there's any kind of correlation. They love to give some room for the dingles. Yeah. This happened to me literally last weekend. Remember I said to you? On our Air New Zealand flight?
Starting point is 00:44:54 Yeah, because we went to Taranaki and I said to you after we got off the flight, I said the guy sitting next to me was taking the piss. Hard to man spread on a plane because you've got an arm back. There's no room on a plane as it is. When I got onto the flight and we were on a tiny plane, it was very small. The seats were 2-2, right? 2-2.
Starting point is 00:45:14 And when I got onto the plane, he had already sat down, already fallen asleep or so he made it look like. He had his arm right on the armrest and he was manspreading like there was no tomorrow. It was so bad I had to pull my right arm because he was sitting on the right of me. I had to pull my right arm and hold my left shoulder with my right arm.
Starting point is 00:45:38 You know, I heard an interesting rule when it comes to the hierarchy of plane seats and what you're entitled to. It doesn't really work for a 2-2. But if you've got three seats, window gets the window, aisle gets the aisle, and middle gets both the armrests. That's fair.
Starting point is 00:45:55 That's what you get for sitting in. Isn't that a great bit of diplomacy? That is so fair. Because the middle's sandwiched between two sweaty people they don't know. You get both the armrests. So what does that mean? He should have got the window and I should have got the armrest.
Starting point is 00:46:07 Yeah. He was so far over, like his leg was all up in my leg area business. I've been manspread before. You've been manspreaded. Spread on. You've been spread on. Yeah. And so I can kind of simplify this.
Starting point is 00:46:21 And when we went to Europe for our honeymoon, it was on the Tube in London. And there was a guy, quite a well-dressed young guy, and he was full manspreading, like full, like knees flayed and then hunched over, elbows on the knees, using his phone down between his legs. Was he Flamin' Yong? He is Flamin' Yong.
Starting point is 00:46:40 And short of going, oi, shut your legs, I tried everything. I tried pushing back with my knee I tried like awkwardly grazing him I even tried like sliding my leg up and down his a little bit So that he would go So that he'd go Well that's creepy I just wanted him to know that he was in my personal space
Starting point is 00:46:59 But he didn't get the message at all Do you know those people that just don't have any awareness of other people's personal space? No. Do you think you're one of those people? No, I think I don't have any awareness for people's personal indoor volume. I think I'll burst in and be a bit too rowdy for a situation. Right.
Starting point is 00:47:16 Yeah, yeah. Back to this girl, though, who's protesting. Yeah. So she's going around and... Is this the one she's pouring bleach on? She throws bleach into their crotch. See, I... That's a. Yeah. So she's going around and, is this the one she's pouring bleach on? She throws bleach into their crotch. See, I, um. That's a bit far.
Starting point is 00:47:29 I'm all for dudes staying within their personal space, but don't bleach a guy. I mean, what if they're his favourite pair of jeans? Yeah. What if the bleach goes. It's really hard to find a pair of jeans you love. I hate buying jeans. Imagine if it goes through to his DMB.
Starting point is 00:47:44 To the DBs. Yeah. To the dingle goes through to his DMB. To the DBs? Yeah. To the dingleberries? To his DMBs, and he gets bleach on them. They'll burn. And how are you going to explain it to his girlfriend when he gets home, and he's got bleach pubes, you know what I mean? Zinian's brain clipped.
Starting point is 00:47:56 I went and did a, I guess you'd call it a yoga class the other day at the gym. And I'm not a very yoga guy. What do you mean you guess you'd call it a yoga class the other day at the gym. And I'm not a very yoga guy. What do you mean you guess you'd call it a yoga class? Well, it's kind of like a combination of stretching and some Tai Chi stuff and some yoga poses as well. Was it yoga lardies? No, it wasn't yoga lardies. Well, it might be. It was called body balance.
Starting point is 00:48:17 I noticed that your bum was a lot tighter. Let me transport you there for a second. Oh, this is nice. And I've got to say, I was not the most bendy or capable person in the class. Just forget about all your worries. It did involve 10 minutes of meditation at the end. You're in a rainforest. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:41 Why do they all talk like that? Why are you always in a rainforest? Yeah. What's so calming about a rainforest? There's snakes and stuff in there. I'm thinking about snakes, yeah. Something happened that I, in the back of my mind, I think knew would happen, but I hoped wouldn't happen. You didn't. I didn't.
Starting point is 00:48:57 But there was a lady. When people relax. Beside me. Who, at the midway point of the class Had probably fully Relaxed Let one rip I'm assuming
Starting point is 00:49:11 Well I heard a noise What did the noise sound like? It could have been a few things It could have been a few things And here's me Wanting to believe the best Could have been It was quite high pitched
Starting point is 00:49:22 Like it was being like Like it was trying to be held in but it just still. Oh no. But I just went with it. I was like, I'm not going to turn around and turn to this lady who I've never met in the middle of a very calm, very relaxing yoga class and say to her, did you just do that?
Starting point is 00:49:40 So I just rolled with it. Just rolled with it. I mean, it could have been her foot rubbing on the yoga mat. On the rubbery yoga mat, right? Yeah, on the usually Lululemon. They're kind of sticky. Absolutely. And everyone's barefoot in a yoga class too.
Starting point is 00:49:55 Could have been that. Could have absolutely been that. I mean, it could have been a fluff. So we lie down for the relaxation time. Okay, I'm just going to picture it. Directly after that noise. Lie down. And I just get the most
Starting point is 00:50:07 horrific scent go straight up my nose. And I mean like, what are you eating? Like how bad? Like, you know when someone's on a have you ever lived with a gym person
Starting point is 00:50:22 who's on like a high protein Oh, my brother used to do the worst. Yes. And you go, please. High protein, high fats diet. Lay off the shakes because it is just, you may look good to your partner, but inside you're rotten. And at that moment I knew she'd done it. I knew she'd done it because then I'd heard it and I'd smelt it.
Starting point is 00:50:45 I mean, at least you can take solace in the fact of, you know, it rules out the other thing it could have been. Oh, yeah, I wouldn't think it was that. Are you talking about the other kind of? What? No, I didn't think it was that. Fanny fart. Here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:51:02 She leans over to me on our mats because we're lying down and just very quietly she leans over to me and she goes... Oh, no, she didn't. It's okay. It happens quite often in here. She's blaming me. She's blaming me as if I'm the one who's made this... Maybe you were so relaxed that you didn't realise.
Starting point is 00:51:26 No, excuse me. You are someone who doesn't own up to it. Excuse me. You are someone... Excuse me. It was not me. And it was absolutely her. Well, you know what they say.
Starting point is 00:51:40 Whoever smelt it, dealt it. Look, lady, if you you're listening I know what happened And I know my body And I know I just know that I know Okay Namaste Silent but violent hey Clint
Starting point is 00:51:55 What are you up to this weekend? Me On Sunday At around 10am Um I was going to watch the All Blacks. Why? Just wondering if you wanted to come to this event that I've said yes to on Facebook. Okay.
Starting point is 00:52:11 Is the All Blacks going to be on? I mean, when you hear about this event, I think you might be interested. Where is it? It's in Takapuna. Oh, on the sunny north shore of Auckland. Yes. And it came up in my Facebook feed that another friend of mine had clicked that she was interested in going to this event.
Starting point is 00:52:27 Yeah. And I looked at it and thought- Wait, is this a real event? That's what I thought. Now, I want to ask you your opinion and then if you'll come with me. So, my opinion on what? Whether it's a real event or whether you should go? Both.
Starting point is 00:52:41 Okay, sure. So, the event is titled, it's at 10am on Sunday. Anyone can attend. So far, there's 1,000 people going. There's 6.3 thousand people interested in going. I'm just looking at the people who I know who are going.
Starting point is 00:53:00 There's a few friends that are going. It's called Pretending to be Crabs at Takapuna Beach. I looked at it and went, well, that's hilarious. Yeah. And also thought, imagine if a thousand people actually go down to the beach. Yeah. And pull this off.
Starting point is 00:53:19 Imagine if 50 do. It'll be great. Whether it's a real event or not, this is good because you can still show up and you can still do it. If you get there and you go, oh, it's a joke. Nothing to stop you getting out there for a scuttle. Because I'm sure there'll be many other people who bought the joke and go down there too, right? Yeah. Should I get up at 9am on Sunday to go down to this event?
Starting point is 00:53:41 Well, you've asked me a three-part question. Firstly, do I think it's a real event? No. But a thousand people are going! Secondly, do I think you should go? Yeah. Yes, 100%. Thirdly, do I want to come?
Starting point is 00:53:55 No. Oh! You might change your mind. Got quite a cool stat when it comes to women's sport to share with you this afternoon. I'm interested. Now, you need to know that every team in New Zealand has some stupid name vaguely derived from the All Blacks. The Black Cocks.
Starting point is 00:54:14 Well, that's our badminton team, yeah. It's my favourite. Oh, the Tall Blacks. Tall Blacks, White Ferns. The White Socks. What are the Black Caps called? Oh, they're called the Black Caps. That's right So our soccer teams
Starting point is 00:54:25 Are called the all whites Which if all black Sounds racist to some people All whites is even worse Yeah not great So that's the men's one And then the women's team Are called the football ferns
Starting point is 00:54:37 So the football ferns So you're just Crowbarring the fern in there I don't know Is it the white ferns Or the football ferns? No the white ferns are Something else How confusing I don't know what a white fern in this. I don't know. Is it the white ferns or the football ferns? No, the white ferns are something else.
Starting point is 00:54:46 Oh, how confusing. I don't know what a white fern is, but it is something. Right. It is so confusing. So we're talking about the football ferns, the girls, New Zealand soccer team. Yes. The women footballers of New Zealand in the latest version of FIFA. You know FIFA on PlayStation?
Starting point is 00:55:01 Yeah. Like the biggest football game in the world. So good. Our women rate higher than our men. Do they? They're decent, the female team the world. So good. Our women rate higher than our men. Do they? They're decent, the female team. They're really good. What about the men?
Starting point is 00:55:10 I haven't heard much from the New Zealand men's football team. So football Ferns captain and Chelsea defender Ellie Riley rates on FIFA an 83. Is that good? I believe so. It's out of 100, so I think that's pretty good. She's killing it. Whereas the highest rated man
Starting point is 00:55:28 is Chris Wood, and he comes in at a 78. Whoa, she's killing it. She's smashing it. And that's cool though, right? I know it's not real life. I know it's a video game, but the women for our football team,
Starting point is 00:55:43 and I don't enjoy it, but it's the biggest game in the world. I mean, I'm a massive soccer advocate. Kind of cool, right? I love it. Did you know that women and men's New Zealand players get paid the same in New Zealand? Sick. It's the only sport where there's parity.
Starting point is 00:55:55 I did not know that. And can I say, coming from Australia, where it is not the case, and our girls' team are better than the men's team at the moment. Like, they did really well at the Olympics, the World Cup. They're killing it. They get paid nothing. Wouldn't you love to see the women's team go head-to-head with the men's team as well? Or is that too much?
Starting point is 00:56:14 Is that too far? I think that's too far. Okay. Well, forget that I said that, but, and go back to the pay parity. That's cool, right? That's amazing. I love that. I think it's the only sport, representative sport, national representative sport in New Zealand
Starting point is 00:56:25 where they're able to pay them the exact same thing. And I think maybe it's because they don't pay either of them too much or very much. But either way, it's a good start, right? That's a great start. You know my mate, she is on the cover of that game? On FIFA? On FIFA, Steph Catley.
Starting point is 00:56:39 Really? She's one of the Aussie defenders. That's cool. Very cool. Do you pay much for that? I don't know. That's cool. Very cool. Do you get paid much for that? I don't know. That's a good question because it was between her and my other friend, Katrina, and they were fighting it out to be on the front of this FIFA game.
Starting point is 00:56:52 Right. And I can't remember. I think people voted and they ended up voting Steph Catley to be on the front of it. As to who gets on the cover. Yeah. Right. I should ask her how much she gets. Probably nothing like everything else they get paid.
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