ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 28th 2020

Episode Date: September 28, 2020

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testing testing everybody testing pardon you that was juicy juicy goosey we're not recording yet yeah we are that was that was off yuck hi everybody welcome to the bri and clint podcast we do it together now good i like that i'll appreciate it i'll just join in with you at different parts yeah yeah right okay you're like play. I'm pretty sure I know exactly how you start the podcast. Do it. Hey, guys, and welcome to the Brain Clip Podcast. Damn, was that me? That felt like me.

Yeah. On the weekend, we went to a party together. All four of us went to a party. We did too. Ross Boss turned 40 years old, and we were all invited to his birthday party. Do you think he, like Ross Boss, because 40 is quite a big milestone birthday, do you think he had one of those, I'm not going to say it's a breakdown, but you know where you have all these emotions that you kind of go through

where you reassess your life and what you're doing? Do you reckon he had one of those moments? No, I reckon he's already had it. I've known him for a long time. I reckon he's already had it. I think he's had it in the last half a million months. Yeah. He said that on his birthday it got really real because it was a couple days before.

Yeah, right. It's just one of those things where it's just a number, but because it's a line in the sand, it makes you reassess everything. Yeah. And this is the issue with birthdays is there's all these imaginary goals that you think you're supposed to have ticked off. Like, I know so many people who have had a freak out at 30 because they're like i should have a house i should be married yeah i had a fight with my parents i should have kids yeah right

i just picked a fight i picked a fight was telling everyone off yeah and i was like oh shit yeah made me break down that's a quarter life crisis what you had is a quarter life crisis which is so it's so named so wrong that suggest you're going to live to 120. Let's hope. Fingers crossed. Here's a question. I always think about this, but I never say it in the fear of looking dumb. Yeah.

Technically, when you're 30, you're not really 30. You're technically 30 and nine months. Oh, you've said this before. Yeah. before No but you need to think about it more Like when someone's 1 they're actually not 1 They're nearly closer to 1 and up Like 2 I know but it would be gross to celebrate your conception day Because you would be celebrating

The day your parents did it I mean it's harder to pinpoint And it is quite hard to pinpoint Well not for all couples actually Could be incredibly easy For the one and dones you'd be like We know exactly when we're It's harder to pinpoint. And it is quite hard to pinpoint. Well, not for all couples, actually. It could be incredibly easy. For the one and dones, you'd be like, we know exactly when, where, and what time you were made. I just think it's a lie.

You're not actually one. You're one in nine months-ish, depending on how long you were in your mum's. It's a controversial theory, but I think you should push it. I reckon you should. It's like flat earthers. You should start up a group and just get it moving and you'll be like, your birthday. It's not

your birthday. There's another star sign. Your star sign's actually not your star sign. Is it China that when you're born, you're one? I think so. Yeah, so they're always like one year older than... I googled that

and I think, yeah, the first birthday party of a Chinese child takes place when he or she turns two years old. Really? When they turn two. That's the first birthday. So then that doesn't make sense. No, that would mean they're a negative one with number one. Yeah, that doesn't make sense.

Oh, that means... Oh, I'd wish I was a negative one. That means I'd be still 29. That'd be great. Buzzy, somewhere does that. Yeah. I don't know where it is. That's interesting.

Can you still only have two kids if you live in China? Oh, great question. Wasn't it the one-child policy? Yeah. Well, it used to be two and then they changed it to one. Yeah. Or they changed it back to... I don't know.

I thought they got rid of it because then they realised that there weren't enough people to hold up the boomers. Yeah, that's the issue. Yeah, yeah. Okay, let's have a look. You end up top heavy. Like we're having in New Zealand where the boomers own all the property.

Here you go. They're retiring and we have to pay for their retirement. But they've got the houses. In November of 2013, following the third plenum of the 18th Central Committee, China announced the decision to relax the one-child policy. Under the new policy, families could have two children if one parent, rather than both parents, was an only child.

Oh, blase. Wait, so if the parents were an only child, they could have two? Yeah. Whoa, so many rules. So many rules. And it causes so many issues as well. Yeah. Because, well, we won't go into it,

but there's some grim consequences from that. This is taking a serious turn, this podcast. No, I think I'm going to like this. Because I remember when they changed that in 2013, because it had been a one-child policy for a long time, hadn't it? A long, long time, and they changed it. Well, this is, we always do that. Well, we don't always do it.

Sometimes we do this, and I don't actually know the facts, but I'm pretty sure there was, one of the issues was it meant families favoured male children because I think they generally were set to make more money and could support them in older age easier. They could be more successful. And maybe whatever other family legacy stuff you want out of it but because of that you have female babies being adopted out but then you've got entire villages

and cities in china where there's a huge overpopulation of men so they can't find a woman so they can't find a wife yeah yeah which i mean will keep the population down yeah well that's true i mean quite isn't it crazy that we all live on the same planet but there's so many different ways of life around the world yeah like sometimes when i go i i think that's why traveling is so important like if you've never traveled and i know it's stupid to say now because you can't travel you can travel in your mind yeah well i'm off to hawaii see you have fun like when i went to the Philippines last year That was last year

Like it gives you so much perspective Like I'd never been to a place that was So like Underdeveloped and people Living in complete poverty Like it was so eye opening to go to a place like that Yeah it's important Like yeah it's insane

It's important to get perspective. Whose microphone is that? Is it mine? Anastasia. Anastasia. I was showing producer Ben a really cute photo of something that's coming up. Are you changing the topic?

Yes. No, this is what we call a little... Segway. Segway. Into a really nice segment that we did involving grocery shopping I'll show you guys The photo of the person

Later who was Oh this is exciting An absolute sweetheart You get to hear Oh is it in the podcast A woman on the show today Become a hero Please stop touching

That microphone by the way Cute I think it's my headphones I'm in a different jack Oh right Yeah Wrong hole I think Yeah On this show. I'm in a different jet. Oh, right. Yeah. Wrong hole, I think. Yeah.

And on this show, any hole is not a goal. Anyway, I wanted to round out the original story. I love that saying. Any hole's a goal. My nonna always used to say that to me. Did she? No. Anyway, to finish the story about Ross's birthday party,

I made it really awkward when Anastasia met my wife Lucy for the first time Oh yeah that was awkward And Yeah I'm apologising I'm apologising I'm apologising No you weren't there

And Anastasia hadn't met Lucy And I wanted her to meet Lucy You ruined it And I was like Come and meet Lucy And she goes I know which one she is Because we've got the same handbag

And they both had Their same handbag Different colours At the party And I was like This is perfect And I'd had a couple of beers By this stage and so i took anastasia back to her you can talk craft beers i took anastasia in the face to grab the purse on the table didn't know that i did that that's good to know put the purse handbag on anastasia and then wheeled her over to

lucy and i was like look it's anastasia and you'll like her because you've got the same bag. You're so cool. And she just awkwardly stands there and goes, oh, cool. And then that was the only interaction. I love how Clint goes, right, how am I going to get these two females in my life to connect? Oh no,

they're bags. They'll connect because they've got the same bag. What happens to a good old fashioned, hey, wait for Lucy to finish her conversation with a good friend that she was talking to just quietly tap her on the shoulder and go hey love of my life um here's a person i work with that i really like that's how we talk you two to me she's got a great point i really did barge in on the conversation too well who was she talking to like what if you what if you screw up me meeting tooey oh if it was you it doesn't matter Well you could have helped

No maybe it wasn't me I talked to Lucy for a long time Rub it in We had a flowing conversation actually Anastasia And guess what we didn't have the same handbag And we still connected it was crazy Anyway I thought the handbag thing was cool I haven't seen those handbags before

And when you both had them I was like This is a sign This is meant to be Yeah How much is that handbag worth By the way I think it's about All the time we've got No how much

How much is it worth My mum listens to this podcast And It was strange I got Lucy's I got Lucy's from the Yeah how much You would know

From the St Vincent de Paul Oh yeah so Wait I'm gonna google it I'm gonna google it Mark Jacobs. Oh, already? Hey, get out of here, dolphin. We're Googling things.

That's right. You can put the dolphin on. I'm just going to put it in the Facebook group. Here we go. $500. What? Ish. That's a rip-off.

$500. Man, you've got to look out for those secondhand deals, baby. Mark Jacobs, $500 plus tax. Hey, Google. What's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio.

Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one. Good, everybody. Happy Daylight Savings Monday. Who feels tired? I feel jet lagged. Yeah. Yeah, is that a thing? Yeah, it islight Savings Monday. Who feels tired? I feel jet lagged. Yeah.

Yeah, is that a thing? Yeah, it is a thing, yeah. It's only one hour off, but your body's like, I don't know what's going on. You're like, why am I awake? You should enjoy that jet lagged feeling though. Why? Because it's the closest you're going to get to travel this year.

Oh, yeah, just relish it. Yeah, imagine you've just landed in Paris, and you're like, I'm tired, but I want to do things. It's the one thing I miss most about travel. Jet lag. Jet lag. Yeah, and plane farts. Yeah.

Those are the good things. That's what you get on there for. I miss them so much. We've got such a fun show for you guys today. Dean McCarthy's going to cover the latest in Demi Lovato's Splat very shortly. It's getting, ugh. A bit icky.

It's getting a bit, ugh. We tried to do this last week, Clint, but I'm not giving up. I feel like we can find the person for this, and, I mean, I think I should lead with, you can win fuel thanks to mobile. And we're on the hunt today. At some point, we want to cross live to someone who is going to take all of their groceries in, in one trip.

Now, we don't just want someone who went to the groceries and got some cheese and milk. No, we want someone that's done a full family shop. Yeah. The whole kit and caboodle. We're talking three plus bags per arm. And you know when you've got so many bags and then you've also got the toilet rolls

and so they're under one arm and you've got like everything weighing you down and all the odds are against you but you make it to the front door. If you're that person, we would like we can make it work whatever time you're doing the grocery shop today, okay? We'll fit you into the show. You text us on

9696 and the producers will be in contact with you and you can be our what are we calling it? Our grocery, one trip grocery hero. One trip grocery hero. If you think you can do it and win that mobile fuel, we'll hook you up. Text us to 9696. Brianne Clint.

Okay, who's the record-breaking new celeb on Instagram, home of bikini pics and workout videos and ripped abs? Danny DeVito. No, not Danny DeVito. No? I'd follow him. Yeah, I'd follow Danny DeVito too. That'd be interesting. Yeah. No, not Danny DeVito. No, not Danny DeVito. No. I'd follow him. Yeah, I'd follow Danny DeVito too. That'd be interesting.

Yeah. No, not Danny DeVito. I'd be interested to see photos from his perspective, you know? Yeah. Whole new angle. Would be. They're like, Danny, get a high angle. Get the low angle.

Come on, man. No, the new influencer that you need to follow, 94 years old, is Sir David Attenborough. David Attenborough. David Attenborough. According to the Guinness World Records, naturalist. No. Yes, naturalist, which is different to a naturist. Does that mean he's in the nude?

No, that's a naturist. Okay. Naturalist and broadcaster Sir David Attenborough broke the world record for the fastest time to reach one million followers on Instagram. Whoa, what time was it? Attenborough achieved one million Instagram followers in just four hours and 44 minutes. Who do you think had the record before him?

Jennifer Aniston. Correct. Yeah, I remember talking about it. Here's a little bit of Sir David's first Instagram. What did he do? Instagram. Story? IGTV.

IGTV. An IGTV post. Oh God, he's up with the technology. Yeah. Hello. My name is David Attenborough and I've been appearing on radio, television for the past 60 years. But this is my first time on Instagram.

And I'm making this move and exploring this new way of communication to me because, as we all know, the world is in trouble. It's very good. What he's doing is very good. I think he's going to kill it. He is going to kill it. He wants to affect action on climate change. He wants to draw attention to ecological crises

that are happening at the moment. And he also has a fit tea that he would love you to try. He swears by it. He said he's never had so much mental clarity and lost so much weight at the same time. And if you use his promo code Sir Dave Use my promo code, Sir Dave.

Use my promo code and you'll be 100% more V-Ray in the future. Oh yeah, it's good for that stuff too. Makes you real randy. Go and follow him. It's very good. Brianne Clint.

Brianne Clint from iHeartRadio. This is The Latest Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. He's here. He's here. He's queer. Get used to it. It's Dean McCarthy live out of Los Angeles. That should be the motto for the next Sydney 90 graph.

We're here. We're queer. Get used to it. Right? Love it. We could be the motto for our show, actually. You've got news on Demi Lovato's breakup. We covered it last week, but there's some shocking details coming out, apparently, regarding her and her fiancé's split, actually. You've got news on Demi Lovato's breakup. We covered it last week,

but there's some shocking details coming out, apparently, regarding her and her fiancé's split, Dean. Yes, apparently. Oh, this is brutal. Oh, my goodness. We have found out, and this is not a rumour. This is actually from the horse's mouth. Her fiancé, Max Enric, is how you pronounce it, I think,

he has gone on social media today and said that he found out that their relationship and that their engagement was broken up in the press. He said this. He actually wrote, he goes, I was on the set of my new movie with cast and crew members who literally watched me open my phone where I found out as I opened a tabloid. So Demi Lovato's team must have released a press statement

and the publication took it up out as I opened a tabloid. So Demi Lovato's team must have released a press statement and the publication took it up and that is how he found out the engagement was off. That is a brutal way to end your relationship. Very 2020 though, you know, doing it by distance. We can't get together anymore so you do it over the internet. That's how we're

doing everything else. Just put it up on Reddit. Send them the Reddit link. He's posting some interesting stuff at the moment, this guy. I went and did a deep dive on his Instagram. Do we want to say our theories? Because Clint and I were talking about this, Dean. We want to know what you think. Part of us thinks, I mean, how do you really know what went down?

Is it really true or is he trying to get everyone on his side, make her look like the bad one? Because no one's fiancé leaves them out of the blue. No. There's got to be something going on in the background. You know? I mean, some do leave out of the blue. There are some bad stories out there. Yeah, there are some horrible ones. But is he trying to obviously, you know, be like, poor me, like come over

to my side and give me support kind of thing? What do you think? Probably. Yeah, probably. Thing is, Demi Lovato is the wrong person to do that with. Do you know what I mean? Because she's been through so much, she's not the person that you want everyone to turn on or try and turn on. No, you don't want to try and get people to gang up on her.

I really hope that he wouldn't do that to her. Yeah. Interesting. We'll watch that one play out over the next couple of days. That's the latest. Thanks to Pump, you can get that refreshing feeling with Pump's sparkling berry and lime with no sugar. Massive talk around the doco and Netflix at the moment, The Social Dilemma,

which is about social media and phone usage and how long people are spending on their screens. Anyway, I came across this survey that was very alarming to me, Clint. And it was one pretty much stat that came from this survey. So they surveyed more than 1,000 smartphone users and found that 40% of those smartphone users would give up their dog for a month in order to keep their phone. They would give up. That is disgusting.

They would give up their family member for a whole month instead of going without a phone for a month. I get it because the phone's addictive and the dog isn't. Oh, the dog's addictive to me. Not in the same way. The dog doesn't have notifications. You can't be like, oh, my dog's at 100 likes. You know?

Yeah. I get it. I find that really disturbing. Yeah. Like, if you can't go without your phone for a month, but you're happy to have Fido taken away. You know what they are? They're very honest responders in this survey.

Yeah, which is good. They must have been answering anonymously because no one would honestly say, yeah, take the dog. Well, we're not going to do that this afternoon. We're going to ask people that listen to this show blatantly, would you rather lose your phone for a month or lose your dog? Emma. Let's kick it off with Emma.

Hello. Hi. You didn't know this was the question you were calling up for, but you have a dog. Are you willing to give up that dog for how long? A month. A month. Or give up your phone for a month.

Which one? Well, I know I'm not my dog's favourite human, but I would still give up my phone for him, yeah. Yeah, right. Oh, cute. Do you think if the roles were reversed, he'd give up his phone for you? Probably not, no.

Oh, that's very selfless then. That's selfless. Very selfless. All right, so that's one for the dogs. Hi, Bronwyn. Let's go to Bronwyn. Hi. Hi, how's it going?

First of all, what's your dog's name? I've got three. What type? Layla and Lily. Okay, you've got to give up all of them. Okay, for a month. All of them. All of them.

Give up all the dogs or give up your phone for a month. Which ones are going to be, Bronwyn? I would so give up my phone. There you go. All right, all right. Just one of the dogs. One of the dogs, so give up my phone. My kids would cry. Yeah, right. Okay. I'll give up the kids or the dogs. One of the dogs? So I give up my phone. My kids would cry.

Yeah, right. Okay. I'll give up the kids or the phone? Yeah, kids or phone. That's a hard one. James, what kind of dog do you have? I've got an American Bulldog and an English Saffy. Oh, cute.

You're a dog person. I love it. Would you rather give up those two dogs or give up your phone for a month? Oh, 100% would give up my phone. There you go. You give up the phone. Wait, wait, wait. What sort of phone have you got?

An iPhone 8. Oh, yeah. Maybe if you had a better phone, you would have, you know, you would have. No, it wouldn't. He loves his dogs. All right, Grace. Come on, give it to us straight. Be real honest.

Phone or dog? I would never give up my phone for my dog. And to answer what Clint said before, my parents took my dog away this weekend and I had a meltdown. So they are addictive. Okay, so you're choosing dog over phone. Is that right? You will keep the dog and give up the phone for a month?

100%. All right, so you don't know this, Grace, but we have people outside your house right now that are coming to get your phone. Oh, that's fine. As long as I'm not taking my dog. Look, not even shaking. She didn't even, yeah, she didn't flinch.

So far, we're four from four, all choosing their dogs over the phones. So, Raven, feel free to be honest, okay? New Zealanders have already come through, and the majority are willing to give up the phone over the dog. We know we're good people, so you can be honest with us, Raven. I'll keep my dog. You'll keep the dog.

What kind of dog do you have? I have a husky collie. Cute. And you'd rather keep your dog, give your phone in for a month, not a big deal? Yeah, phones can come and go, but not the dog. There you go. There you go.

Plus you don't need to charge your dog. Plus when's the last time a dog ran out of data? Yeah, but does your phone crap on your floor? My phone's already broken and my dog drinks coffee, so she's hyped up enough. Yeah, right. Dog drinks coffee? Oh, my phone's hyped up enough. Yeah, right. Dog drinks coffee?

Oh, my phone's humping me again. Bree and Clint. This is Pump It. Bree and Clint's Pumped Up with Pumped Sparkling. Thanks to Pumped Sparkling, we've got cash to give away. What's going to happen is we're going to pump up the cash amount bit by bit, and you take as much money as you want. That's right.

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Yes, free money. Bree's going to tell you to be sensible because that's what she's like. I am. Fiona, you came with nothing. You may as well go home with something. I'm going to say. Exactly. I'm going to say, and excuse my French, stuff that. Okay, you need to pump this baby up.

Be brave. I reckon hold on for a decent amount of money today. You've got nothing to lose. You came here with nothing. What have you got to lose? Absolutely nothing. Free money. I've got free money to lose.

Exactly. Free money she didn't have before. What we need you to do is just yell out stop when you've got enough money. But remember, if you don't say stop in time, in the bubble bursts, you're going home with nothing. Let's go. Good luck, Fiona. Nice

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$80. That's fine. That's all good. You came with nothing. You're leaving with something. $80. I reckon it was going to go higher. Are you ready to find out how high it could have gone?

No, I'm not. She doesn't want to know, Clint. Well, we do. I do. Come on, let's pump it up. Here we go. Let's see how high it could have gone? No, I'm not. She doesn't want to know, Clint. Well, we do. I do. Come on, let's pump it up. Here we go. Let's see how far it could have gone. $160.

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$315. $322. That is cruel. Oh, no fee. That was painful. Hey, but you got 80 bucks. You know what's better than $0? $80.

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Whatever helps you get through it. I want to talk about naked people for a second. Me too, sign me up. I read this article last week which in the title of it was, what age should children stop seeing their parents naked? And I was like, oh, interesting question.

When they start commenting on things. Yeah. I think that's when. Maybe. When they'll be like. Maybe that's what it is. That's what that is. That's what that is.

There's no risk of that in my family because even I don't want to see myself naked. So there's no risk of anyone else seeing it. You didn't grow up in a naked family. I didn't grow up in a naked family, no. Oh, what do you mean? You guys all had waterbeds. I'm assuming it was a naked family? I didn't grow up in a naked family, no. What do you mean? You guys all had water beds. I'm assuming it was a naked family. Well, everybody's seen everybody in the bath. But no one's seen...

At what age are you talking, though? I don't know, but old enough to remember. Like 15? What are we talking here? Oh, no, not in the teen years. No, but I don't know. Young. We all had to bath together in my house. What I mean by this is, if you're naked in the bath, you should be naked in the teen years. No, but I don't know. Young. We all had to bath together in my house. What I mean by this is if you're naked in the bath, you should be naked in the bath.

What I'm saying is I never saw Dad manning the barbecue with the Franken beans out. Being naked, yeah. We all had to bath together because we grew up on the farm so we had no water. Yeah, that makes sense too. Yeah, so we all had to. What, you're all in there with Dad and Mum?

No, not Dad. Not Dad. Crikey dick. Not Dad. Crikey dick. Not dad. Crikey dick. Dad didn't fit. Oh, like the bath was quite small and then there was three kids in there.

Yeah. The water was very filthy. It got me thinking though, if I was a naked person, it would be hard to transition out of being a naked person to try and fit. I don't know, if you're not meant to be naked. It must be hard if all day you're trapped in this clothes prison

and you're like, can't wait till I get home and I can get out. Like I can understand naked people when they're like, oh, I just want to be free. Like I don't feel like that, but I get where they're coming from. Do you? I hate it. I feel. You hate being naked?

Yes. Yeah. I hate being naked. I feel. You hate being naked. Yes. Yeah. I hate being naked. I feel like I literally am doing something wrong. I don't know what it is. I'm always like shower, towel, clothes straight away. Yeah. You and me are very similar. Yeah. But I know

there are naked people out there. We've talked before about people who have come from naked families and it was just very normal. You go home, mum and dad naked. Maybe they live in Nelson where it's a bit more sunny, naked. You know, maybe that's just the norm for you. People kicked around naked. You know what?

And maybe as a result, you've grown up to be a naked adult yourself. I can say I have never been a naked person, but I had a stint of about six months, about four years ago, where I became a naked person. Did you? Because I lived by myself. Yeah. But that was Yeah Stopped realistically

What sort of stuff did you do? So And I'll tell you why it all came crashing down Because I used to Like Because I lived by myself I used to Shower at night time

Because I did breakfast radio obviously And then I'd Walk into the kitchen And I would Do some stuff in the kitchen Oh yeah And then If there was absolutely nobody in the house

And I knew no one would come in I'd give that a go. Yeah. And then it wasn't until, because I lived in an apartment block, like in a set of flats. Yeah. And then one of my neighbours came over one time and it was always when it was pitch black dark but then obviously I had the lights on

in the flat and then one of my neighbours came over and she goes, hi, she's like, I'm so sorry to do this. I'm so embarrassed. She's like, I'm so sorry to do this. I'm so embarrassed. She's like, I just wanted to let you know I have a 16-year-old son and I've caught him. Are you ugly naked guy from Friends? Excuse you. No, they could all see into his apartment and he was naked all the time.

Yeah, well. Oh, my God, you're an ugly naked guy. It would have been the tiniest, like, gap in the window. Oh, flatter yourself. But I was so embarrassed. I was like, I'm so sorry. She's like, no, I'm so sorry. Yeah, right.

She's like my teenage son. And that was the end of your naked days. And that was the end of my nakedness. And it was after I also had a fall. Yeah, right. No, I did. I had a fall because then I was paranoid and I had a fall running

from the shower to my room and it was all tight. Oh, okay. So it was time to retowel. I had a bad fall. Did you? Yeah. What? Onto my hip. I was full. Oh, okay. I thought you meant like skewered yourself on something. Oh, no, God, no. Thank God, no. Whilst naked. No. We wanted insight into what it's like to be a naked Oh, no, God, no. Thank God, no. Whilst naked. No.

We wanted insight into what it's like to be a naked person. Bree doesn't count. That was a temporary stint and you were self-conscious the whole time. I'm not a naked person anymore, no. We want to talk to some people who are outwardly naked. Yeah, you love being naked. Yeah, maybe you're naked right now. I want to guess if people are naked.

Okay, sure. Oh, $800 a day. We can do that too. Are you a naked person? And we're going to guess if you're naked or not right now. You can tell in the voice. You reckon? I think you can hear the confidence when they've got it all hanging out.

They sound more free. Bree and Clint. We've asked naked people to call us. And by the way, naked people, there's a few lines still open. And that doesn't mean you have to be naked right now. Just are you a person who enjoys being naked?

Yeah. Bree would prefer it if you being naked? I'd prefer it though. Yeah, Brie would prefer it if you were naked. I'd be like, prove it then. We're going to load the phones up and we're going to try and figure out. You're going to leave your hat on. If you're naked. We're going to talk to Kirstie first. Hi, Kirstie.

Kirstie or Christy? What is it? How are you? Hello. Kirstie, sorry. Sorry, the TV's too far away from my eyes. Tell us about your nakedness. Are you naked? No, sorry, no, no. No, don't ask that. Sorry, are TV's too far away from my eyes. Tell us about your nakedness. Are you naked?

Oh, sorry, no, no. No, no, don't ask that. Sorry, are you a naked person? Do you enjoy being naked? No, but I am a little bit different, and I am pretty much commando 24-7. Whoa! Oh, that's unusual.

Okay, all right. How long for, Kirstie? Like, how long have you been that way? Oh, as long as I can remember. Like, at least the last five years, let's just say that. The last five years? I just don't like wearing underwear. To work?

Yeah, to everywhere. So, like, the gym, work, if I am having a night out, which isn't very often. But, yeah, I just don't like underwear. What about if you're wearing a dress or a skirt? Well, I'm currently wearing a dress spree, so... Do you just have to be, like,

do you have to be more, like, strategic and careful? Like, do you think about it or no? Well, I don't wear short, short dresses. There's no way I... I'd be terrified. I'd be too scared. There's no way I can ask questions in this conversation. Let me ask the questions.

I've actually managed to convert one of my friends. You're on the recruitment drive. You're starting a cult, Kirstie. You're starting a no-panty cult. I want you to recruit Bree. No way. I want you to sign her up. No, that's weird.

Why are you saying that? That's weird. If you win a day, Commander, I can tell you what, you probably won't look back. It's the best thing. No, I will. I think I will. I think you'll look back constantly to check that you're dressed and hitched up.

To be honest, Kirsty, I'm the complete opposite to you. I have to wear... She wears two pairs. I have to wear underwear 24-7, like to bed every single night. I never go without. Oh, no. See, no. I mean, it started off with that.

My mum used to say, don't wear underwear to bed. You know, don't wear them to bed. And then I just kind of. It's bad for you or whatever they say. I just, yeah, carried it on. But the worst part is, guys, is that I've got a younger daughter. And obviously, I make her wear underwear. But I have caught her a few times getting dressed for school and she's not putting her underwear on.

So I'm a bit of a hypocrite. I'm like, you need to wear underwear. You need to wear underwear. You're like, you're not at my level yet. Monkey see, monkey do. When you get to my level, we'll talk.

Right. Okay. All right. Reset. Chloe's here. Hi, Chloe. Hi, Chloe. Hi, guys.

How you going? We're looking for a naked person, someone who enjoys being naked. Is that you? I don't know if I can enjoy it. I'm just lazy. Like super lazy with it. Because what we're talking about is people who will go home,

kick off the shoes, kick off the pants. Like I want to be naked. Yeah, and watch TV naked. Not for any like – Raunchy thing just because it's a comfortable thing. Oh, okay, good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's totally me.

Okay, good. That's me and hubby. Right. So wait, Chloe, break it down for That's me and hubby. Right, so wait. Chloe, break it down for us. You and hubby get home. Do you guys cook dinner together naked? So not that extreme, but, like, he will get home and, like,

strip it down and just kind of chill out. But sometimes he'll more than likely be in his undies, but he'll go as far as, like, putting the rubbish out on our really long driveway in front of the whole neighbourhood. He will not. No, he won't, Chloe. We're briefs on, but that's it. And I'm a little bit like, really?

You're going to go out there with just your briefs? But at home, yeah, we're kind of the type that don't come over unannounced because we're more than likely either just being undies and no top or nothing. Yeah, right. There's a sign on the gate. It's like, not beware of the dog, it's beware of the... Beware of the naked man. Yeah, beware of...

Yeah, but we're pretty blase and naked and about it all. We just kind of... Beware of the dog. Chloe, does that do it for you? Because I feel like it would do it for me. Like, my partner is naked or underwear and they're like... See, now you're making it raunchy. And then they're like, I'm going to go take the rubbish out.

I'm so used to it now that I'm just like, oh yeah, he's just getting his junk out. Oh well. Oh, I see what you mean, Bree. You're like, I'm naked and guess what I'm going to do? I'm going to empty the dishwasher. Yeah, no, and we've got two kids as well and our oldest is six years old

and he's at the point where he's like, I want privacy now, guys. Yeah, right. You're going to be those embarrassing naked parents he doesn't want to bring friends around for. Yeah, we're probably already that. Well, don't give her a complex. No, no, I'm not trying to.

You'll be fine, Chloe. I'm speaking the truth. You keep flying the naked flag. Yeah, congratulations. It sounds incredibly liberating. See, I'm uncomfortable just talking about it. You get really uncomfortable, don't you? Yeah.

We should talk to Chloe and ask her if she's naked and then make you feel real uncomfortable. Well, I'm not going to ask the question, but... Chloe, you're not naked right now, are you? I'm in the car, so no, definitely not. I think it's I'm in the car, so yeah. Yeah. Kia ora.

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Spinoff Podcast Network and available wherever you get your pods. I'm very excited about what's about to happen, Clint. Yeah. Because I had this idea last week and it didn't come to fruition and I think you needed to come back on board and we've seemed to make it happen. So the idea essentially revolves around, I think one of the greatest moments in a lot of people's week where you feel like you achieve greatness.

And I'm talking about the one-trip grocery tip where you get all the grocery bags, you're struggling, your legs are buckling under the pressure, but you do it in one trip. You feel like you've achieved a workout and at the same time you're a real hero. You're a household hero. You are a household hero. Because you did it. You did it in one trip.

Sure, it would have only taken an extra 45 seconds to go back to the car. That's not the point. That is not the point. You're a one-trip grocery hero. And we put the call out at the start of the show to ask if anyone had actually been to the shops to get groceries or if in the next couple of hours was doing that. Because we want to see if we can create a moment of greatness on air with a one-trip grocery hero.

We do it with you. We received possibly the best text we could in response. I mean, it was a pretty amazing text. We put it out there and we received this text. Hiya, I'm due to pick up my groceries at around 4.30 this afternoon. I have ordered around 30 items, so I should have around several bags. Plus, I actually only have one hand. It could not be any better than that.

A one-handed grocery hero joins us on the show right now. Good afternoon, Rachel. Oh, Rachel. Sorry, good afternoon, Pete. You legit have one hand. Yeah, I was born without my left forearm, so I've got from just below the elbow. Wow. It's missing.

It's missing, yeah. So for you to do the one-trip, like, hero, it's even harder, even more difficult. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's just normal for me. It's just normal for you. Absolutely right. She's a pro.

Absolutely right. We know there's only one hand, but how many grocery bags are there? I have six bags and a 4kg of potatoes. Do you think that 4kg of potatoes is going to be your hardest item to get inside, Rachel? I think so, because I can't really hook that through. Yes, right. Okay.

Yeah, yeah. If you're ready, are you near the groceries now? I'm at my boot. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. If you're ready, are you near the groceries now? I'm at my boot. Yeah. Oh, my God. Rachel, how far is the distance from your boot to inside? Maybe like 10 to 15 metres. That's enough.

10 to 15 metres is more than enough. That might as well be. And I've got to go up some steps. Oh, my God. That might as well be a marathon when you've got all the groceries. Rachel, we're going to start some inspirational music for you. If you can start loading up the bags to do a one-trip grocery hero. Some of these are paper, so I don't trust them, but look at it go.

As long as they're not plastic, Rachel, we don't need to report you to the government. They're not plastic. Don't worry. Try and relay to us, Rachel, what's happening. How are you going? Okay, so I've got two bags and a bag of potatoes. Yeah, well done. But I'm just going to reload, I think.

Rachel, are you strategically putting anything under the arm, like toilet paper? So I don't have to put the potatoes under my stump. Yeah. And I've got the two reusable bags and a paper bag on my stump elbow. Yeah. And then three paper bags in my hand. And I'm walking now.

You're walking. You're walking. All right, we're underway. We're underway. Come on, Rachel. How are you feeling? How are you feeling? I'm a bit weighed down.

Let us know when you get to those stairs. Let us know when you get to the steps. You're puffing. You can do it. Okay, I'm at the steps and I get to the steps. You're puffing. You can do it. I'm at the steps and I'm at the door. Take it one step at a time, Rachel. You need to get inside and put them on the kitchen bench. Okay, you can hear the door.

Yeah. Yes. I've opened the door. Yeah. Oh, no. No, I just pushed the door with my body. Okay, yep. She's done the hip push.

Door shut. Yep. Okay, now, just walk into the bench. Come on, Rachel! Oh, Mr. Tito's is slipping. That's okay, hold on. Hold on, Rachel! I got it, I got it!

She's done it! She's done it! What a moment! In history, we have witnessed this afternoon With Rachel from New Zealand Taking home the gold Rachel what part of New Zealand are you from? I'm in Te Amoru

Representing Te Amoru Rachel the one armed One trip grocery hero How do you feel Rachel To take home all the glory this afternoon? Oh, it's an honour, team. It's an honour to hold this title. No, Rachel.

It's our honour. The honour is ours. Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. Thank you. You haven't won a gold medal, but you've won some mobile fuel. Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.

Yeah, we're going to send you some fuel. We're hooking you up. I didn't do it for the prize, Teng. And see, that's what a true hero is all about. Rachel, everyone. Cool. We'll keep the fuel then, yeah? Yeah, what is...

No, I'm just joking. We'll get that out to you, Rach. Nice work. Something about me, Clint. I'm up with the music. I'm up with the trends. I'm up with the kids. I work on the radio station. I'm up with the trends. I'm up with the kids. You're cool, man. I work on the radio station.

I'm a radio disc jockey. Yeah, you're... I'm on the pulse. You're at the record stores the day of release. Of what the kids are listening to. And I've got breaking music news. Breaking music news. Yeah, this is big.

Biggest news in the music industry today. Well, I'm a music guy. I don't know how I missed this. You've missed it. You don't know anything about it. But obviously, you know, I've got the hook up. And who has been doing the biggest remixes in the last 12 months? DJ Khaled.

No. Calvin Harris. No. We've played all of the remixes. DJ Producer Ben. No. It's Kygo. Oh, Kygo.

Yeah, of course, Kygo. He's done one with Whitney Houston. He's done one, Kygo. He's done one with Whitney Houston. Yeah. He's done one with Diana Ross. Yeah. He's done one with Tina Turner. Yeah, yeah. He's done all the divas.

He's got another one. Has he? This has been released today. Yeah. This is No BS, another celebrity, and Kygo. This is the remix. It's called Feel Like I Do And that is a big time celebrity

Singing on that track Right Who is it? And is this like with the Tina Turner one Where it's one of their hit songs That he's gone and got? No So this is an original track

An original with Kygo And a big mahoosive celebrity. Okay, let me have a listen. Can't pick it. I like it, but the voice has been pitched so far down that I can't figure out who that is. Well, you think that, but it hasn't really. Isn't it? Because that is... I don't know how many movies they've made.

I think they're up to about 25 now. Movie star, Hollywood actor, Vin Diesel. Is it? You take a listen. Holy shit. It's him, eh? That's incredible. God, Kygo's clever.

Because it doesn't matter if the song's any good. You're going to want to hear it because you're going to want to hear Vin Diesel's debut single. People are going nuts for it. Some people are saying, could 2020 get any worse, Vin Diesel's release music? No, that's the wrong attitude. Other people are excited.

I'm excited, which is why we've created this game. Tell me who that, who that. Other people are excited. Yeah. I'm excited, which is why we've created this game. Essentially, a game where you tell us what famous celebrity, not musician, but they've also dabbled in music, is it? Okay, cool. Okay, here comes celebrity number one. Who's this? Oh. Doesn't sound good. A-list celebrity. Falling down, falling down. Oh.

Falling down. Doesn't sound good. A-list celebrity. Actress. Actress. Lindsay Lohan. That is none other than Scarlett Johansson. Is it?

A song called Falling Down she released in 2009. God, they say she can play any role. She can't play a singer. All right, you're zero from one so far. Here comes number two. Okay. I know I got skills. That is a very famous athlete who also dabbled in music in 2015.

Over a West Coast style hip hop beard. That's right. Usain Bolt? No. That is none other than the Shaq, Shaquille O'Neal. Oh, is it? And his track, I Know I Got Skills. Oh, right.

I kind of like that. That was quite good. All right. Here comes number three. This song back in 2009 did actually really quite well on the music charts. Yeah. Called Bare Naked. Who is that?

The Bare Naked Ladies. I mean, good guess. No, it sounds like Taylor Swift. No idea. That is Jennifer Love Hewitt. Oh, good for her. And that song actually charted. Yeah, right. I remember that good guess. No, it sounds like Taylor Swift. No idea. That is Jennifer Love Hewitt. Oh, good for her. And that song actually charted. Yeah, right.

I remember that, actually. I remember her having a go. You've got none from three. Can you come back? This is the last one in Who Dat Who Dat. All right, I get this one right, I win the game. Yeah, okay. What famous celebrity is this? She says you're throwing life away

To move with a man like me A song called Man Like Me, released in 2012, an A-list celebrity. Give me a clue. Okay, I'll give you a clue. Was a part of the Avengers. Oh, Robert Downey Jr. That was the biggest clue ever. I won the game. I'm so good at this.

I'm the music guy as well. You got half out of four. Nice work. There you go. Vin Diesel releasing music with Kygo. I'm going to talk to Harry the music guy. We should play that. That's good.

It's not bad. Brie and Clint. Clint, I love to keep up to date with the Real Housewives. Do you? Yep. Sydney, Atlanta, New York. I can't think of anyone who's less Real Housewife than you. I'm just sick of...

Except maybe me. Yeah, right? I'm just sick of, you know, how they pick all these fancy cities. Why can't they do the Real Housewives of Hamilton? I've never seen a Real Housewife on any of these shows. Yeah. I've never seen someone on there with a bit of spew on their shirt. You know, the woman that's doing the 3 p.m. pick up

and she's cooking dinner at the same time. She's got the crock pot on. And she's drunk. Yeah. She's doing it all. Actually, these housewives are quite drunk on the show, so that bit's real. But this is interesting because there's a real housewife of Sydney.

Her name is Lisa Oldfield and she has actually bit's real. But this is interesting because there's a real housewife of Sydney. Her name is Lisa Oldfield and she has actually kept it real this week because she's announced her split from her boyfriend, James Laws, in a very dramatic way on social media. So to give you a bit of background

about Lisa, she was married to another man for 18 years, a politician, David Oldfield, and then they broke up not that long ago, in 2019. So she's not even a housewife. No, well she was. And then she started dating this other guy.

Anyway, so they've been dating since March. She's a house girlfriend. Yeah, March 2019. Yeah. And she announced her dramatic breakup by flushing her engagement ring down the toilet on Instagram. That's the actual clip there. You can hear the ring go in the toilet.

And then see you later, Sandra. How much was the ring worth? It actually doesn't say, but apparently a lot of money. They're all rich on that show, right? It would say but apparently a lot of money. They're all rich on that show, right? It would have been worth a bit of money. Big diamond.

You can see like she shows you the ring beforehand. Remember old Lara where the bloody hell are you bingle? Lara bingle. Did the same thing.

To Clarkie. Clarkie? Michael Clark. Oh, the cricketer, yeah. That's the ring that she flushed was his. Well, the one he gave her.

And it was worth a lot of money. A lot. Yeah. Did they need a plumber to get that ring out? Was it that big? It was that big. It blocked the toilet.

I'm pretty sure it was worth like over a million dollars. See, that's impressive. Yeah. That's a flex. Anyway, so obviously, you know, it's done and dusted. She's had enough. She pretty much said also on the video that she is done with him and this is how she feels about him now.

She hopefully she's done with him. Although you have to fish the ring out and wear that dirty toilet ring on your finger every day as an apology. Would you do that? If you accidentally like flushed, say your wedding ring, it accidentally fell in the toilet. Would I retrieve it? Yes.

And if you retrieved it, would you wear it proudly? Well, of course I would. Well, what if you'd done... Well, this is a family heirloom. This is my dad's wedding ring. Okay. But also... Would you think about...

You can't go out buying new wedding rings because they get dirty. You can wash them. They're waterproof. Yeah, but then would you look at it and just think, oh, that's been where the poos and wheezes have been? Oh, it depends if it had been put in poos or wheezes, to be honest. Like, depending on what went down with it. I am interested to know from people this afternoon,

not what you've gotten rid of, of your exes, because, I mean, that happens in a breakup. Burn some clothes. Here's all your stuff. Take it with you. I want to know, what did you keep? Like, maybe it was their favourite jersey of something. Like maybe it was their favourite jersey of something or maybe it was their dog.

Oh, yeah. Or maybe your dog and you got custody of the dog. I want to know, did they do something so off the mark that you could say whatever you wanted and you said, well, I'm keeping your car? Yeah. You said you cheated on me so I'm keeping... Car's mine.

Yeah, I'm keeping the car. I'm keeping your TV. I'm keeping cash. Maybe there was some cash in the house and they don't have a leg to stand on. What did you keep from your ex? 0800 dial ZM. You can remain anonymous.

You can also text us on 9696. Brie and Clint. Real housewife of Sydney, Lisa Oldfield, has put on her Instagram. You probably have no idea who that is. That's okay. Neither do we. But she's put on her Instagram that you probably have no idea who that is. That's okay. Neither do we.

But she's put on her Instagram that she's split from her boyfriend and in a very dramatic way by posting a video of her throwing the engagement ring into the toilet. That's right. She then flushes it down the toilet. She must be rich. I think they're rich, yeah. You want to be rich because there's money in those things, baby. You sell it, yeah.

I wonder what the resale value is of a secondhand ring because no one wants a cursed ring. I always think that. Depends. Surely it's only valuable for the precious metals to be melted down. No, not even the metals don't matter. The diamonds. The precious metals.

Well, what if it's made of platinum? Big diamonds in there. Yeah, well, that too. Instead of asking you what you got rid of in a breakup, we're asking you what you kept. Yeah. And the first person to call through is you, Hayley. Hi.

Hi. Was it you that kept something from a relationship? Yes. So me and my partner at the time, he bought me an espresso coffee machine. Then a month later we broke up and he wanted the coffee machine back, so I made him buy it off me. That's amazing, Hayley.

So wait, he gifted it to you? He bought it the first time. Gifted it to you? Yep. So it was a gift? For an early Christmas present. He then cheated on me, so I kicked him out, and he wanted the coffee machine back, so I said he had to buy it off me.

And did he buy it? Yeah, did he pay for it? Yes, he did. He did buy it off me. Okay, what sort of discount did you give him? So he got a pretty good discount. Like, the coffee machine would have been close to two grand, and I sold it to him for around 500.

You should have given him the cheater's discount, double or nothing. I thought that was Jim No I was thinking of some real gross revenge things you could have done But nah take the high ground Hayley well done We were just talking about this off air If someone gifts you something Then it's yours You don't have to give it back

Yeah you don't have to give it back And I thought I was never going to use this Expresso machine so why not sell it back to him? You didn't even like it in the first place. No, I love that. He actually bought it for himself. Right. And said it was a gift for you.

That should have been a warning sign early on. No, I love that you made him pay for it. This person wants to remain anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hi. Hi, how's it going? Tell us what you did, anonymous. What did you keep from Max?

So I found out he was chatting on me with a girl from his work. So I took the dog, took a couple of prezi cards worth about $800 and a $400 bottle of Dom. Oh, that one hurts. Wait, are we talking Dom Perignon? We're talking Dom Perignon, yep. Can you imagine he gets home? He's like, where's the dog?

Wait, where's my prison cards? Not the Dom! My Dom, my dog, and my dosh. Damn it. It went down real well whilst they online shopped. I bet it did. Can I ask Anonymous, the dog situation, did you buy the dog together or was it his or was it yours?

We got her together. Yeah, cheaters for all rights. Absolutely. He cheated. It's your dog now. Yeah, that's incredible. Okay, thank you, Anonymous. Mel's here.

Hey, Mel. Hi, Mel. Hi. What did you keep, Mel, from your ex? A lot of cash. So we saved a whole lot of money to go all over Europe. Okay. And we were engaged.

He cheated on me and I went and booked a big trip around Europe. Okay. And we were engaged. He cheated on me and I went and booked a big trip around Europe. An even bigger trip. An even bigger trip. Yes, Mel. How much money are we talking? Do you mind saying

or you don't have to? Was it a lot? It paid for the whole thing. Oh, okay. And he wasn't angry with me. No, because a cheater's for for all rights. God, so weird this afternoon.

We're hearing so many stories about men cheating in relationships. Actually, that was three from three, wasn't it? God damn it, men. Pick up your game. Thanks for sharing, Mel. I'm sick of defending you guys. So glad you enjoyed your trip around the world.

At least you got that out of it, right, Mel? Love it. That's right. Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right.

This is where we need it for a Monday, Birthday Banger. We'll take three people's birthdays and we'll figure out what was number one on the charts for their 16th birthday. Especially a jet lag daylight savings moment. You know how you feel a bit groggy right now and you don't really understand why? You're jet lagged, baby. Hardcore jet lag. You're hardcore jet lagged.

It's like you've been overseas. I hate when I get in my car and last night I got excited because I was out to dinner and I got in the car and I was like, woo, it's only 7 o'clock. And then I realised my clock hadn't been changed to 8 o'clock yet. Oh, yeah. You've got to get one of those cars updates itself. Oh, like your brand new Audi. Hey, Amy.

How you going? I walked right into that one. Hi, Amy. Hi, Amy. Hello. What's your birthday, mate? It's the 7th of December, 98. All right.

You were 16 in 2014 on the 7th of December. And, Amy, here's your birthday banger. I'm going to call it peak Taylor Swift. I would have to say this is one of my top Taylor Swift songs. It all got a bit weird after this. Yeah, this album was epic. Do you love Taylor Swift, Amy? I can't say I love her, but I do remember this song being played at house parties when I was 16.

Yeah, this is a good song. That's what Birthday Bang is all about. Yeah, cool. Okay, let's get one on for Luke. Hey, Luke. G'day, Luke. G'day. How's your Monday going?

Yeah, it's good now. Excellent. Well, let's see if we can make it even better. What's your birthday? 16 October 1979. All right, you were 16 in 1995 on the 16th of October. And back in the mid-90s, this reached the top of the charts. Right, now... Now, you think that is the Benji.

Yeah, it's not, though, isn't it? It's a remix. It's a remix by a British electro pop group called Entrance. Yeah. Banger. Get raw with the fever on the dance floor. Luke, do you like this song?

It's good. Yeah, it's good. I like it. It's a real throwback too. Real 90s throwback. It's like 90s Kygo. Yeah, there you go. Sophie's here.

Hi, Sophie. Hi, Soph. Hi, how are you? Good, mate. How are you? Oh, it's Monday. Yeah, I know how you feel. Let's give you a pick-me-up. What's your birthday? It's the 12th of Good, mate. How are you? Oh, it's Monday. Yeah, I know how you feel. Let's give you a pick-me-up.

What's your birthday? It's the 12th of December, 1996. All right. You were 16 in 2012 on the 12th of December. The 12th of the 12th of the 12th, Sophie. Look at that. Just realised that. Did you realise that?

No. No. Here's your birthday banger. Shame right like a diamond. Shame right like a diamond. 12th. Here's your birthday banger. Brianna. A birthday banger. The queen of birthday banger. Do you love, well, do you like this song, Sophie?

I do like this song, but I don't know if it's a good one for a Monday. No, right. I'm getting the vibe. Sophie, what do you think we should play Stayin' Alive that's what I'm thinking too no check me out Lukey you've done it

you've won birthday banga bass was that awkward just there did that feel like did that come naturally give us a yeah

come on Lukey give us a less go Was that awkward just there? Did that feel like, did that come naturally? Uh, yeah. Come on, Lukey, give us a less scold. We can get our FIFA on. I'm with it. So let me put my big brown FIFA on. I'm coming with the discos. I can flip so. I'm going to drop a solo tip. Something for the honeys in the crowd. Let me hear it. So I can turn the parties out. Till tomorrow afternoon.

Because when I grinch my stills. No one leaves the room. So tell me can you feel the. Mask girls coming with the FIFA, FIFA, FIFA. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Stay the light. Stay the light. Ha, ha, ha, ha Stay the light, stay the light Ha, ha, ha, ha Stay the light, stay the light

Ha, ha, ha, ha Stay the light, stay the light Ha, ha, ha, ha Stay the light Get more with the fever on the dance floor Set to the side You'd better run and hide Boy to the side

Everybody wants to stay alive Everybody's in the house We have to run this back So you can break your plans out In trash I'm the only one We got it going on So let me get my phone went on Hit the blast on the past

Any harder Me and the boys Coming down with murder And it's gotta be the way We got it going on. the manuscript cause I got the moves and I'm always on the floor with the crazy, crazy rules. Tell me, can it feel the math skills coming with the fever, fever, fever? Stayin' alive, stayin' alive Stayin' alive Get warm with the fever or the dance floor Step to the side You'd better run and hide Boy to the side Everybody wants to stay alive Step to the side

You'd better run and alive Step to the side You better run and hide Boy to the side Everybody wants to stay alive Everybody in the house come on and let me hear you say ho Ho Everybody in the house come on and let me hear you say ho Ho Ho

Everybody in the house come on and let me hear you say ho Ho Everybody in the house come on and let me hear you say ho, ho. Everybody in the house, come on and let me hear you say ho, ho, ho. It's about time. Everybody in the house supposed to listen to my vicious rule rhymes. We can rip on a tip with my boys bringing disco noise. As I cross the whip, can it get as sharp with the flow? We took a beachy slope and broke it down like Gecko.

A disco lick that's deeper. Cause we gotta get with the fever, fever, fever. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Zed and and Clint. It's a winner of Birthday Bankers Day from Intran. Stayed alive. Barry Gibb. Yeah. Him being able to hit that no. It's like, ha, ha, ha.

You give it a go. No, I'm not. You're a man. No, I'm not. No, I'm not walking into that one. No, give it a go. Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint. Ha?

Oh. Get to Clint, Clint, Clint, Clint. Huh? Oh. Such a baby. This is legit what Entrance did, by the way. There's only one other Entrance song in our system. What is it? This one. They've done a Rod Stewart cover.

This is a banger too. Yeah. If you haven't listened to our show before, something that Clint and I like to do is take a scientific study and just double check that the results are right with people that listen to our show. It's called, what do us scientists call it? Peer reviewing. Yeah, exactly.

We do a lot of that on the show. They're actually sending us the COVID vaccine as soon as it comes out. No, that is not true. We're just going to check it. No, that's not true. Before they roll it out, we're going to just check it. No. Yeah, this is good. No, that is not true. Then we're just going to chick it. No, that's not true. Before they roll it out, we're going to just chick it. No. Yeah, this is good.

Early in the show, we did a question based off the same survey, and the question was, a thousand smartphone users were asked, would you give up your dog for a month in order to keep your phone? Yeah. So would you rather give up your dog for

a month or give up your smartphone? And 40% of people would rather give up their dog. Not according to our fact checking. No. 100% of people would give up their phone before they would give up their dog that listened to this show. Which restored my faith in humanity, to be honest. But I've got another couple of questions from the same survey about your smartphone that I'd like to test on people that listen to this show. Okay, shall we get someone on?

Yeah, let's get someone on. Okay, Summer's here. Hi, Summer. Hi, Summer. Hi. Are you ready to answer a simple question? I am. Okay, simple question, Summer.

Would you rather give up your smartphone for a month or give up alcohol for a month? Well, I'm not much of a drinker, so that's easy. Right, so easy give up alcohol perfect okay interesting let's ask one more person Hayden what about you

give up alcohol for a month or give up your phone for a month the phone's gone at least you're honest man at least you're honest well I'd do the same thing because I'd love to have a detox from my phone.

But I don't need a detox from alcohol. To give up alcohol. Ironically, the phone's probably worse for you. Yeah, right. Yeah, let's keep saying that. Hayden, you've got a point. I get it. Is that the way they say don't use your phone and drive?

It must be dangerous. Yeah, they said this study revealed that 72% of people said they'd rather be separated from alcohol than their phone. They're lying. Yeah. No, I don't think they are. They're not the big New Zealanders. Yeah.

They must have been drunk. All right. Next question. Next question. Let's go to David for this next question. Hi, David. Hi, David. G'day, g'day.

Would you rather give up coffee for a month or your phone for a month? Oh. Oh. Well, that's a tough one. Phone. you rather give up coffee for a month or your phone for a month? Oh. Oh. Well, that's a tough one. Phone, yeah. Phone for a month. I have a phone as well, yeah. Early morning.

Yeah. You think it'd be easier to give up the phone? Oh, early morning work. Early morning work. It'd be tough. It's tough. And the weird thing is I actually use them both for the same thing. Like, my phone actually gets me awake in the morning.

You're alarmed. Well, no. Phone gets me awake in the morning. Your alarm. Well, no, I do that. Phone keeps me up at night as well, though. That's true. I mean, coffee does the same thing if we're splitting hairs. Yeah, but we're not lying in bed having a coffee at 10 o'clock at night. Speak for yourself. You might not be.

Actually, good point, David. I've got an espresso at home. I'm just making coffees all over the show. Your partner's trying to sleep. She just hears, brrrr. You want froth or no froth? All right, here's another question. We'll come back because I want to ask this last question to everyone.

Okay, sure. So this study also asked respondents, what would you rather give up, your smartphone for a month or indoor gardening for a month? Indoor gardening being the activity which you do with your partner indoors. What would you rather give up? Sam, which one would you choose? I mean, I did lockdown, so like, you know.

You can do it. Well, yeah, I mean, I got broken up with at the start of lockdown, so like, I already kind of... Sam, Sam, here's the thing to consider. So you go, all right, I got broken up with at the start of lockdown. Oh, that's the worst. Sam, here's the thing to consider. So you go, all right, I'm giving it up for a month and I'll keep my phone. Because you're single, you're like, oh, well, I'll just do it. What if the dream person comes along in that time and they're like, take me now?

I mean, if it's the right person, they can wait for me, you know? Because I'm great. Good for you, Sam. That is self-confidence. I mean, it's not like you're asking them to wait for me, you know, because I'm great. Good for you, Sam. That is self-confidence. I mean, it's not like you're asking them to wait for 10 years. Like, have some self-control. It's a must. Yeah, all right.

It's self-confidence, yeah. Look at Clint. Clint's like, I'd be out of here. Well, no, is it delusional or is it self-confident? But, I mean, the positive thing to say is that's body positivity. Well done, Sam. Okay, so Sam said he would give up indoor gardening. Perfect.

So that's one. Let's go to Summer. Just ask real quick. Indoor gardening or your phone? Which one are you giving up? My phone. Your phone. Okay.

So that's, wait, that's one, two. Yeah, it's one all. One all. Perfect. One all. Hayden, what are you giving up? I think I'll go phone. You're giving up your phone?

Okay, perfect. So it's two, one. And the deciding vote, David, what are you giving up? Indoor gardening or your phone? Okay, perfect. So it's 2-1. And the deciding vote, David, what are you giving up, indoor gardening or your phone for a month? I can't say I've really ever done indoor gardening. No, David. David, it's an euphemism, okay? David, it's a metaphor.

Oh, shit. I mean, we'll go with the phone. David's like, definitely the phone then. David's like, I can give up Indulgani. That's a piece of cake. Pop your gloves on, David. We're taking your phone. Very exciting times, Clint, because the second Borat film

is set to be released into cinemas very soon. The last movie, Borat, was released in 2006 and did extraordinarily well at the box office. It only cost $18 million to make it, but it

ended up making $262 million. It was a massive hit. Very nice. I like it. I like it. I love that movie. The problem with this movie coming out again is that everyone's going to start doing those quotes again. My sister.

Every time you meet someone who's married, they're going to go, this is my wife. My sister, she's very nice. And they'll start wearing those hideous swimming togs again. I don't understand how Borat 2 is going to work because it worked so well the first time because he was undercover. No one knew who Borat was. Yeah, but he does it in countries that probably don't necessarily watch... Borat. Borat.

Was this Borat, North Korea, this one? I don't know where he is, actually. But it is being released. I thought we could play a bit of a game this afternoon where you have to guess because they've released what the film is going to be called. Okay. So all you have to do is tell me which one out of these is the real name of the second Borat film. Got it. Okay. Alright. Number one. Is the film called

Borat? I like it. Very nice movie. Nice. Number two. Borat. I like it. Very nice movie. Nice. Number two. Borat. Gift of pornographic monkey to vice premier. High five. Is it number three? Borat. Cultural learnings of America for make benefit glorious nation of Kazakhstan.

Or number four. Borat. Okay. Which one is it? Number three is the name of the first Borat movie. So that one's out. It can't be that one. I know, I'm pretty sure I know that for a fact. I'm going to say no to that one. Okay.

Last one is stupid and you love Cheetos, so I think you wrote that one yourself, so I'm going to say no to that one. It could be about Donald Trump. Could be, but it's you. It's got you written all over it. Can I get what the first one was again? Borat.

I like it. Very nice movie. Second one. Borat. Gift of pornographic monkey to vice premier. First one. First one. You're locking in Borat. I like it.

Very nice movie for the name of the second Borat film. Correct. Lock it in, Eddie. Lock it in. No, it's Borat. Gift of pornographic monkey to vice premier. Right, okay. And it actually goes on and on and on, but I just read out the first part. Yeah, good.

High hopes for this movie. Hey, I think I'm going to like it. Yeah, me too. Sacha Baron Cohen's very clever. He's incredibly intelligent. Yeah. So I'm looking forward to it. Brie and Clint.

Brie, you've been in a lot of sports teams in your life. You know what it's like to get a spray from the coach at halftime. Oh, yeah. Most of the time it used to be my dad. Yeah, right? Yeah, he was our coach for a long time for my soccer team, and he would have to have time out. Did you get special treatment when your dad was the coach?

I got worse treatment. Yeah, you have to, so they can't accuse you of special treatment. He'd be way harder on me. You'd be like, Thomas L, you're benched. You're like, Dad. Thomas L, you're crap. Thomas L, pull'd be like, Thomas L, you're benched. You're like, Dad. Thomas L, you're crap. Thomas L, pull your finger out. Thomas L, you're late.

And you're like, yeah, you gave me a ride here. This is from the Mitre 10 Cup on the weekend where the mighty Otago beat Taranaki to claim the shield, actually. Big game. They're still drunk in Otago now, actually. Celebrating. Yeah, they're still celebrating. And this is a halftime spray that one of the shield, actually. Big game. They're still drunk in Otago now, actually. Celebrating. Yeah, they're still celebrating. And this is a halftime spray that one of the coaches,

Ryan Martin, gave the team. Oh, I love hearing these pep talks. What you're hearing is he's telling the media what he said to the team. So he's reiterating it. So you don't actually get to hear it live. Right, so this isn't actually the live. He's saying, this is what I went in and told them at halftime.

Okay. Okay, and this is what the level of commitment he expects from his team. All right. So if you think it's too much. Pretty pumped, to be honest. Really simple message for our boys. We've been here in 2018 against Waikato, and we successfully lifted the shield from them.

Mention around the level of commitment required here. One of our players ruptured his testicle in that match, so that's nuts on the line for the second half. That's not much. Don't expect too much from you. Last time we were here, someone ruptured their testicles, so I want as good, if not more. Someone want to go two testicles, then you'll get player of the day.

You'll get one of those little McDonald's cheeseburger vouchers. Rupture your spleen, suck it up, buttercup. Well, it worked. We're here to play. They won, so. Broken your leg? Get back out there My question is

Which member of the team Lost a testicle for the shield Whoever that was They should get to keep the shield at their house Now they all chant, testicle for the shield As they run on ZM's Free and Clint The podcast with mobile smiles

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