ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 29th 2020

Episode Date: September 29, 2020

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Hello everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. I've just seen on my friend's Instagram story, they live in suburban Auckland, that they've got a runaway goat at their house. They've had a goat show up on their property. And this is in the burbs. I wish that was my property, I'd love a runaway goat. It's a baby goat too, look. Oh, I love baby goats!

It's a super cute baby goat. Oh my god, it's so cute! What animals do we think are weird to have in the city? Because I'd love chickens. But I don't think you're allowed chickens in the area that I live in. Yeah, you are. You're not allowed roosters. That's the big difference.

Roosters will make massive noise and wake everyone up, whereas chickens don't. Right, so my neighbour can play dubstep but I can't have a rooster. I can't have a rooster. Hey, I lived in suburbia in Brisbane, Queensland, and I moved into this new place. I was so excited. First morning, holy hell, they had like five roosters next door.

In suburbia. I was like, how is no one complaining about this? What would you rather wake up to, though, a rooster or an annoying phone alarm? Rooster, nature's alarm clock. An alarm clock because I can pick the time. What time is a rooster going on? When sunrise. Yeah, right.

See, I've got this horrible thing going on where I have to get up early these days, so I feel like everyone else should get up early. No. I'm up before sunrise now. Not the right attitude. So I'm like, screw you guys. You can all get up. Don't bring us down with you.

I'm sleeping in. Yeah. Which actually, to be honest, I don't sleep in these days either. guys. You can all get up. Don't bring us down with you. I'm sleeping in. Yeah. Which actually, to be honest, I don't sleep in these days either. My body seems to wake me up. Daylight savings. That's a sign of getting, oh, I doubt it is. Also a sign of getting old. Is it?

Yeah. The older you get, the harder it is to sleep in. Is that true? Yeah. A hundred percent. Yeah. It's also a sign of anxiety. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Which I've got that too. So sign me up i hate not being able to sleep in yeah it's so annoying well it's a blessing and a curse because i feel like i totally agree you know when people say early bird gets the worm the key it's so true it's so true because you have so much time to do stuff yeah like this Like this morning, I woke up early and I got like so much work done. And then I was like, oh, I can relax for 30 minutes. Just for personal reasons and no judgment.

Yeah. What time was early? Seven. Oh, I hate you. Seven's pretty early. Yeah. Especially for our job when we don't need to be here until 12. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm just jealous. What time do you get up? Six. Okay. Yeah. Anyway, that's boring chat for everybody else. Anything else? Producers, anything else?

This ended really abruptly. I just realised no one cares what time I get up and I'm just the old man having a whine about what time I have to get out of bed. I'm interested in people that listen to this show, what time they get up though. There'll be people with real jobs who have to get up at like 5.30 in the morning and beat traffic. When I used to do breakfast radio,

I used to get up at 10 to 4 every morning and this is no BS. And then I also used to do a breakfast radio show on a saturday which was national and it had to be live so i did that six days a week for a year no ben when you and i did breakfast radio together what time did you used to get up i think i had an alarm at 4 15 yeah. Yeah, right. It's literally, and this will be for anyone who has to work hours like that. Yeah. You are literally a zombie. And people are like, oh, you get used to it.

You know, you warm up during the day. No, I never did. I did breakfast radio for years and I never did. This is what you actually do. You gain heaps of weight because you end up having an extra meal. Because you have breakfast when you get to work. That is so true. And then when you're finished, so you have your breakfast at like half past five in the morning.

And then when you've finished four hours of radio, it's 9 a.m. and you're hungry. You're like, oh, second breakfast. Well, no, your body's like, well, I'm ready for lunch. Lunch, yeah. But it's too early to have lunch, so you have a second breakfast. And then lunch comes around, so you have lunch. And then you want to have dinner with your partner, so you have dinner. And in there is a full extra meal

I used to do that and it was so impossible to exercise because you're so tired the last thing you want to do is exercise, you feel better for it once you go. It just feels so unnatural getting up before the sun, I think that's what it is and that's what brings me back to the rooster that's why the rooster would be a wonderful

way to wake up. If you wake up in your REM sleep, like when you're in REM sleep, it's actually really bad for you. Yeah. And people who get up at that time, you would be in your REM sleep. Yeah. You know when people, like they always, you know, has this ever happened to you where you wake up and you're like,

my alarm didn't go off, and then you freak out? Has that ever happened to you? Has it? Am I up too early? No, where you wake up. Thinking your alarm's gone off, but it hasn't? No. What time is my alarm set for?

So say your alarm is set for 6.30 because you need to be somewhere. Yeah, what time did I wake up? And you wake up at 7.30 or 8 o'clock and you're like, what the fuck? Oh, so I did sleep through an alarm. Okay, yeah. Yeah, so there's no such thing as sleeping through an alarm. You have to turn it off, right? Yeah, I used to have that issue where I'd turn it off in my sleeping.

I got really like a lot of anxiety around it. So now I sleep with it. It's on the other side of the room. So I have to wake up. Oh, so you have to get up and walk over. It actually causes a lot of stress because then every night I would go to bed even like earlier than extra. You'd be like, I'm not going to wake up. And then I'd be waking up 1am, 2am, 3am.

That sucks. Freaking a.m like freaking out that because because like with breakfast it's always dark so you never know you could wake up and you're like oh god has it happened again so you know what it is your brain if you're in a rem sleep cycle and usually at that time you would be you do wake up and your alarm's going off and you turn it off your body's's like, not today, Satan. And then if you go back to sleep, like straight after, you actually get amnesia and it wipes that memory from your brain. So you believe, you're like, my alarm didn't go off,

but it actually did, but it's wiped from your brain. Buzzy, what a shit way to live, being scared of what time you're going to wake up. You think about all the tension that would create and you're going to wake up You think about the tension That would create And you're like Which brings me back again to rooster Because no one has ever slept through a rooster That's true

I'm just going to say A few people I lived with in the country have They just wake up Shoot the rooster And then in the morning they've got amnesia And they're like who shot my rooster Damn it That's my best rooster and then go back to sleep. And then in the morning they've got amnesia and they're like, who shot my rooster? Damn it. That's my best rooster.

My cock's dead. Do you guys do a thing where if you're going to sleep, do you ever do a thing where if you can't get to sleep, you'll look at your phone and you go, right, if I get to sleep now, I'll have seven hours sleep. You do bargains with yourself. And then you look at the clock again. You're like, right, if I get to sleep now, I'll have six.

My phone does this thing when I turn the alarm on where it tells you exactly how many hours and minutes until the alarm goes off. So when you go to bed, you go, okay, 6 a.m. alarm. Oh, no. Your alarm will go off in six hours and 47 minutes. No. My dad, he gets up at like 1.30, 2 a.m. for work

because he's got a Samsung like Clint. Every single time he goes to bed, he gets up at 1.30, 2 a.m. for work. What? Because he's got a Samsung like Clint. Every single time he goes to bed, he's like, oh, yeah, all right, three hours for me tonight. Like, thinking it's a claim. I'm going to get a power nap in. I'm going to get a power nap in, yeah. What does your dad do that he gets up at 1.30 in the morning? He's a butcher, yeah. So he does the...

Butching like baking? Do you have to like... Yeah, well, they have... Put things in the... It's more than just Is butchering like baking? Do you have to like... Yeah, well, they have... Put things in the... It's more than just a butchery. So he does all the butchery in the morning. And then when normal people would go in like 6, 7am for the food prep, he starts that. Yeah.

Right, so it's like a cafe as well. He likes being a one-man show, yeah. Oh, sounds like my dad. My dad always gets up at the crack of dawn. And he's eating breakfast in the dark in the kitchen and then he's like, by the time we ever got up he would be nowhere to be seen.

It's a badge of honour for dads. I reckon dads get around a barbecue and they're like, what time do you get up? And I literally started this conversation today. That's how I began the podcast. I'm so glad I'm a woman when it comes to that. Because all girls do is talk about their sleep ins. They're like, how long do you sleep in? Good on ya! I'm a woman when it comes to that. Yeah. Because all girls do is talk about their sleep-ins.

Yeah. They're like, how long did you sleep in? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, good on you. Good on you. Good for you. Oh, you deserve that. No, that'd be good for you. Yeah, yeah.

You should actually, yeah. Nice work. The only time my dad would sleep in is on Christmas Day. God, it pisses me off. Oh, really? I'm like, the one day where I want you to get up early so we can open damn presents. He's like, I've been working hard for 40 years. Oh, it's my only day off in the year. I'm going, the one day where I want you to get up early so we can open damn presents. He's like, I've been working hard for 40 years. It's my only day off in the year.

I'm going to sleep in. All right. Send us home, dolphin. Take us home. Take us to the... Enjoy the podcast, everybody. What happened to your dolphin? Someone shoot that dolphin.

He had meth. Hey, Google. What's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute. your dolphin. Someone shoot that dolphin. He had meth. Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4,

3, 2, 1. G'day everybody, welcome to the show. It's Bree and Clint. No comment. Bit of background tension going on. I'm not going to say. We weren't even here. Producer Ben may or may not have stolen a pack of ginger nuts from the office. We told him not to do it, and we said he'll get in trouble.

We said, don't do it, man. Don't do it. He goes, get off my case. If I want a nut, I'll have a ginger nut. Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about. We can hear the packets. Oh, look.

Thank you, Captain. Everything gets tense around three o'clock when it comes to biscuits, and Ben needs his fix. If you just gave out the biscuits, it would cure everything. Jeez, Ben. Okay, today on the show, exciting, we've got your chance to play the Insta Fame game and break Bree's winning run just before 5 o'clock.

Yeah, you can pick up some mobile fuel if you want to do that. Yeah. Producer Ben, how much mobile fuel are we playing for today? $50. And a bottle of ginger nut. Finish your ginger nut biscuit. We'll confirm how much we're playing for later on. It's back.

As if we weren't divided enough, there's a new version of the dress. Remember the dress? Is it black and blue or is it gold and white? What did you see? Black and blue. I can't remember what I saw there. I can't remember either.

I think I saw both at certain points. Yeah, the Yanny or the Laurel. You know, it divides us down psychological lines and it makes us realise that maybe we aren't the same and maybe we will never get along. Here's a new visual one out and this time it's clown or dog. It's doing the rounds on the internet today. It's everywhere.

Yep. We've just popped the picture up in our Instagram story. If you haven't seen it, you can search up Brie and Clint on Instagram. Brie and I both looked at it and we haven't discussed what we can see. And I want to know if we see the same thing because I can only see one thing. I haven't been able to see the other thing. The other thing, to me, is not there. And I don't know how anybody could see the other thing.

But then I've seen in the comments section, people are like, nah, it's definitely the other thing. Anyway, should we figure out what each other seats? Yeah. So on three, two, one, we'll both say what we see. Three, two, one. Dog. Yeah, right. It's got to be a dog.

I can't see anything else. To me, it's an old brown dog. But I'm dog obsessed, so I don't expect me to see anything but a dog. Yeah, I didn't expect you to see anything but a dog either. It's an old dog, right? It's an old dog, yeah. It's got the grey whiskers around its mouth.

But apparently in there is a creepy clown boy. And that's what some people say. They don't see the dog. So this is what they say. To see the dog, you should look towards the top of the head and then spot the eyes. We can already see the dog. Otherwise, you can see the dog's back legs. How do we see the clown?

If you want to see the clown, try covering the dog's eyes and tilting your head to the left. The dog's nose is actually one of the clown's eyes and the clown's mouth is just below the white fur. Nah, got nothing. Nah, I got nothing. I'm really curious to hear from someone who can see the clown. Can you see it, Ben?

With those instructions, I can see it straight away. So use your dog first though, right? Oh yeah, it's obviously a photo of a dog though. That's my thing. Yeah, it is a photo of a dog. So it is a photo of a dog? It is. It's 100% a dog.

But now that you've said put the hand over the eyes, I can 100% see the clown. Anastasia, what do you see? I just see a dog. I did put this up on our Instagram and we've had 16% of people saying they can see a clown.

Really? But I can't see a single clown. I also wondered if this was one of those trick things Where you stare at it for long enough And you know when your eyes blur out And you can see the reflection of yourself in the screen I wondered if that's the gag

And eventually you see yourself And you're the clown I feel like I'm back in therapy Right And they show me pictures of things And I'm like, I'm telling you I always see the same thing Anyway, if you want to see clown or dog, we'd love you to vote as well.

It's on our Instagram story at the moment. Definitely dog. It's definitely a dog. Bree and Clint. Time for the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is... The latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy.

We knew this story was going to go somewhere else. Dean McCarthy's here live out of Los Angeles with the latest on Demi Lovato's breakup. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, Dean. Hi, guys. Yeah, it's been the never-ending story, this one. You might recall last week we talked about the fact

that Demi allegedly didn't even break up with Max Enric in person that he found out in the press. That was bad enough. Today, he's come out insisting the relationship hasn't officially ended. He still thinks there's a chance actually. So he said at this moment we haven't spoken over the phone.

We haven't officially ended anything together. Literally, I'm here in real time, y'all. I love her and just want her to be healthy and safe. So there might be it might have been a rash decision by Demi. You know what it's like releasing a press release I'm sensing a bit of denial from his part

What do you think Clint? It's like go and talk to your fiance Stop doing Instagram posts And go and talk to your fiance Because yesterday he was going I found out that Demi's leaving me on Instagram And he announced it to the world Rather than talking to her about it

Go and talk to her She should be the first one you call And then today he's like, we're still together. Milk, milk, milk, milk. Yeah, it's a weird one. Yeah, I find it all really strange. In my opinion, I think it's definitely done for Demi Lovato. If you go onto her Instagram,

all of the pictures of their engagement are gone. She's deleted them, yeah. Yeah, it's... She's posing on Instagram not wearing her engagement ring. Exactly. Things are done and dusted for her and he's trying to hold onto something that's already gone. Yeah, right. Okay, well, not wearing her engagement ring. Things are done and dusted for her, and he's trying to hold on to something that's already gone. Yeah, right.

Okay, well, more to come on that. Thanks, Dean. That's live out of Los Angeles. Thanks to Pump. You can get that refreshing feeling with Pump, sparkling berry and lime with no sugar. Bree and Clint. I know on this show, Clint, we read a lot of studies

and see a lot of stats, and often we talk about stuff you can do to reduce stress oh yeah or to feel healthier and usually what is it um have a day off oh have a day off no usually it's exercise eat better food it's you know all that stuff oh yeah sorry when we talk about these and they're like oh all you have to do is exercise for three hours a day. And drink a lot of water. Yeah. Well, there's another study that's out and I'm pretty excited about this one because this study has revealed how you can reduce your stress levels by 50%.

Okay. So this is a real study where they pretty much tested students who were preparing for an exam and they were also testing university staff who had started to feel stressed at work. Yeah. So they were testing a range of different people, different ages to see if this actually worked

and there was one thing that they tested that actually revealed their stress levels reduced by 50%. 50%? 50%, they're saying. Yeah. And the only thing the participants did to do this and get these results was watch videos of cute animals. Right, okay.

Not just any animal, but videos of the quokka. A quokka? Do you know what a quokka is? Do you know how to say quokka on the radio? If I'm talking about the animal. A quokka is, people say it's the happiest animal on the earth. Yeah. And some people have said that they don't even believe it's real.

It's only in one place and it's on an island called Rottnest Island. I've seen these before. People have Instagram photos with them. And they smile. They smile and they kind of look like a mix of a kangaroo and a wallaby or a rat. They look like a joey and a koala combined to me.

They're adorable. Yeah. Anyway. And a rat. And a rat. They literally show these groups of people videos of these quokkas. Yeah. And it revealed a drop in their blood pressure. It also revealed anxiety levels. They all reported across the whole participation group

that their anxiety and stress levels dropped. Yeah. It's like serotonin in a video. Look at that picture of the one smiling. They're so pure. Yeah, I can see how this would work. Okay, so if you're sitting at your desk right now and you are stressed out,

you need to Google this. Be careful because if you spell quokka wrong... Then you're going to be even more stressed. Well, someone will be... Yeah, boss will be stressed. The IT department will be stressed. IT will be coming down being like, what are you doing? Q-U-O-K-K-A.

Quokka. That's how you spell it. Quokka. They're very cute. There you go. I can actually do this one. You can actually give this a go? Yeah.

Yeah, you can. It's pretty easy. I wish you would, actually. Bree and Clint. Oh, God. Bree and Clint's pumped up. I wish you would, actually. All right, thanks to the new Pump Sparkling, we're giving you the chance to pump up the amount of cash you want to win. That's right, but if you don't pull out in time, it's going to burst. We have Grace on the line to play.

Hi, Grace. Hi, Grace. Woo-hoo, hi, Vinny. Yesterday we had Fiona on, and look, she could have won $320, but she got nervous and she stopped at $80. So she made $80. All that too quick. How brave are you feeling?

Oh, I'm just going to go for it. Yes, Grace! I like that attitude. Okay, we need you to yell out stop before the bubble bursts, okay? Woo-hoo! Show me the money! Show me the money, Grace. All right, let's go, Grace.

Good luck. Nice and loud with that stop when you're ready for us to stop it. Good luck. Thank you. $100. $100. $120. $145.

Nice. $15. Nice. $170. $200. Oh, good. $250. Stop. Stop. Stop.

What do we get? What do we hear? Do we hear $250? $250, I'm pretty sure. Grace, congrats. You just won $250. Yay, thank you to medium. Grace, do you want to just won $250. Yay, thank you for that, Em. Do you want to see how high it could have went?

Yeah, show me it. Let's go. Yeah, come on. Okay, the $250 is yours regardless. You could have had... $265. $350. $365.

$365. $365. Not too bad, Grace. You won more than you missed out on. 100%. Yeah, you nearly got the whole amount. It was pretty close. Okay, $250 into your bank account ASAP. Thanks to Pump Sparkling.

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Yeah. It's a good gym song. Bree and Clint. We want to talk about toy boys for a second. The phenomenon of taking a younger man. She got Megan on then. Yeah, Megan's an expert. She's the resident expert at ZM.

Although Andrew's going to be a father now, so we have to start calling him an adult. What? Because he has a baby, you add 10 years to his life? No, we just have to start treating him as a grown adult, okay? Stop referring to him as a toy boy. He's now a toy man, okay? He'll be a toy boy forever to me.

There's a celebrity toy boy. What do you call the lady in the toy boy relationship? Cougar. Cougar. There's a celebrity cougar toy boy relationship making the news at the moment because Rebel Wilson has taken a younger man. Yeah, this story broke last week, didn't it? Yep, and now they're posting romantic selfies on a yacht in Monaco together.

So how old's Adele? What's Adele got to do with it? I mean, how old's Rebel Wilson? We were talking about Adele. Bree's got a theory that Adele and Rebel Wilson are the same person. I love them, like, equally because they're just so awesome. You only want to learn one of their names. Rebel Wilson is 40.

Yep. And her new boyfriend, Jacob Bushk. Bushk? Bush. My Bushka. How would you say it? B-U-S-C-H. Bush.

Bush. Yeah. Jacob Bush is 29 years old. Good for her. Good for her. You know, it's interesting, this story, because it's a big deal in the media and everyone's like, Rebel Wilson's lost weight and she's dating a younger man

and blah, blah, blah. Yeah, she's living her best life. She is. Great. Awesome. Glad. Happy for her. But why is it such a big story?

I don't get it. Because it still seems unusual. Like? Let me ask you, though. Because it still seems unusual. Like? Let me ask you, though. Because it's not talked about as much. If it was the other way around and she was a famous actor, would we be sitting here making a massive deal out of it? No, because it's...

More normalised. Well, it's boring to hear about that all the time. Yeah, right. It's exciting. It's exciting when you hear about a woman taking a younger man. Hey, when I heard my auntie, my mum's twin sister, she was dating a man, I think he was 15 years younger than her. Yeah, nice.

I was like, go you. Yeah, right. Good for you. I haven't even told you the most exciting bit. What's the most exciting bit? Adele's 29-year-old boyfriend is worth $140 million. You mean Rebel? Damn it, you've got me? Adele's 29-year-old boyfriend is worth $140 million. You mean Rebel? Damn it,

you've got me saying Adele. Rebel Wilson's 29-year-old boyfriend is worth $140 million. What does he do? He's the heir to a, like a beer dynasty.

Right. Like, I think they've got one of the world's biggest beers. Yeah, he's going to inherit, it's his boat

that they're on in Monaco. He's a babe. Yeah. Anyway, they're posting selfies and videos of them canoodling. Good for Rebel. She's great and she deserves to be with someone great, so I'm happy for her. Well, we hope he's great.

We're going on that he's great because he's rich, he's young and he's ripped. No, I'm going on the fact. He might be a total D-bag. I'm not going on the fact that he's young and he's ripped. No, I'm going on the fact... He might be a total D-bag. I'm not going on the fact that he's young and rich and whatever. I'm going on the fact that if they're posting pictures together they obviously are happy

at the moment. Yeah, you better not bloody hurt Rimbaud Wilson though. I'll come after you. I will come after you, Bushk. Don't care of your last name. Bushk. Can we take some calls? Because while it is unusual, it's not taboo so we should be able to talk while it is unusual, it's not taboo, so we should be able to talk about it.

We want to ask the questions. I want to celebrate it. Yeah. I want to celebrate all of the ladies out there that have hooked a toy boy. Yeah. Reel them in, ladies. You've got a young snapper on the line. Yep.

How old? Are you old? Basically, are you older than your boyfriend? Are you a lady who's older than your boyfriend? Have you ever had a younger boyfriend? Yes. Have you? Yeah, I have.

Why did it take you so long to think about that? Because it was a while ago. Oh, okay. Jeez, if it was a while ago, how young was he? Well, I think I was 25 and he was 21. Oh, yeah. Okay. All right. Yeah, okay. Which was, I mean was 21. Oh, yeah, okay. All right, yeah, okay. Which was, I mean, it's quite a significant age gap.

When you're 25 and I'm 21, yeah, he would have thought you were the oldest woman he's ever met. Yes. He'd be like, you've got to meet my mum. Oh, 800 dials at him. Do you have a toy boy? Or are you a toy boy as well? We'll take both.

We'll take both. Get on the line to us, 0800 dials at him, or you can text your love story to 9696. Again, with the creepy voice. It's for effect. Free and Clint. Talking about toy boys, Rebel Wilson's got one, and we're celebrating it.

We're saying, go girl, good on you. You're 40, he's 29, he's a millionaire, and he's ripped and he's got like 14 abs. You go, girl. And they look happy. And, you know, that's the main thing. And I think Rebel Wilson. I'd be happy too if I was on a boat in Mon abs. You go, girl. And they look happy. And you know, that's the main thing. And I think Rebel Wilson... I'd be happy too if I was on a boat in Monaco

with a guy who was worth $140 million. She doesn't care about money. She's got her own money. She does have her own money. She's got a ton of money. But good for her, I say. Go for it. Why not? So we're asking do you have a toy boy? Is 2020 the year of the toy boy?

Is it time to... I think that was a couple of years ago now. Was it? Yeah. Right. Well, Rebel's late then. Yeah, she's late to the party. She's late to the party.

Okay, do you have a toy boy and what year did you get him? What was the year of the toy boy? Tom, hi. Hi, Tom. Oh, g'day. Are you a toy boy? Do you have a toy boy? I am a toy boy, yeah.

You're a toy boy. Okay, what's the split? What are you? So I'm 45 and my wife's 51. Oh, there you go. See? Yeah, so six years. Six years, I think.

Does she enjoy you referring to yourself as a toy boy, Tom, or does it just for her highlight the fact that she's six years older than you? Yeah, we don't really discuss it that often because she looks a lot younger than she is. Yeah, right. She looks a lot younger than I do, so... Well, go her then. Go her. And to be honest, let's be real, six years isn't that big of a difference.

It isn't that much, but I mean, it is, you are a younger man. Has it ever been an issue? Has it ever been a weird thing in your relationship? Has it ever come up? No, not at all because she's got a very good head on her shoulders and she's, you know... Does she pick you up from soccer practice? No.

No? Right, okay. I saw that one, John. We just had a baby as well, and she's 51, so... Whoa. Whoa, your first baby, Tom? Yeah, yeah, our first baby after 10 years of trying. Hey, congratulations. That's awesome.

That is quite incredible. So he's three months old. Oh, that's awesome. And you guys are all good, happy, healthy? Yeah, everything's awesome. We had to do IVF in the end, but everything's great and everyone's healthy and he's just adorable and great. Hey, congratulations.

Tom, what a wholesome element you've brought to our toy boy story. Yeah, and what an amazing thing after 10 years. So that's awesome news. Our second person wants to remain anonymous. Good afternoon, anonymous. Hello, anonymous. Hello, how are you? Good, thank you.

Do you have a toy boy? I do. Go you. Good. Okay, can we ask how old you are? I'm 37. Okay. So you're not old at all.

And how old's your toy boy then? He's 25. Oh, go you. Okay. How did you meet him? Through mutual friends. Okay. And he became my personal trainer.

Yes. And yeah. It kind of happened from there. This is so romantic. You've got the whole package there, Anonymous. Yeah, this is great. So I'm guessing he's got muscles. Yeah, he does muscles on muscles.

You've got a free gym membership now. Is it ever an issue? Like, is it ever weird in social settings? Or do you not enjoy going to house parties where his mates are drinking out of shoes? No, it's all just sort of very low-key for now. Oh, okay. Hence why you want to remain anonymous.

Yeah. No, I love that. That's awesome. And just quickly before you go then, do you recommend to other ladies listening to ZM that they maybe take up a toy boy? Oh, God, yes. Yeah, just trade them in for an earlier model.

I love it. Cheryl's here as well. G'day, Cheryl. Hi, Cheryl. Hi, how. G'day, Cheryl. Hi, Cheryl. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. Do you have a toy boy?

I do, yes. Okay. How old are you, Cheryl? I'm 43 and he's 24. Whoa, Cheryl. I'm going to clap it in. Well done. Yep.

43 and 24. Where did you meet, Cheryl? Tinder. Right. You met on Tinder. See, that's interesting too because with my limited knowledge of Tinder, you would have had to set your age range so much lower and he would have had it set up that much higher. That's for sure.

Yeah, so they were looking for each other. You were looking for each other. Yeah. How's the dynamic? It's great. Yeah. Yeah, wouldn't go back. Yeah.

That's a good review from you, Yeah. Wouldn't go back. Yeah. That's a good review from you, Cheryl. Wouldn't look back. What's, I'll just get personal for a second. Like what's, are there long-term plans? Does he want to get married at some stage? Do you want to get married? Just a bit of fun at the moment.

Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah, why not? Sometimes you just need a relationship where you're both in the understanding of, let's just have some fun, you know. Yeah, that's awesome. Oh, for sure. It's all fun. You're great, Cheryl.

We're celebrating Toy Boys this afternoon, so thanks for calling up. You definitely take the cake. Congrats, Cheryl. You win. Thank you. You've won today's topic. Hey, speaking of awkward, Brie said to us earlier today, I need help writing a bio about myself.

This was not meant to be for the radio. This was me asking my friends who know me for help. But I think it's great for the radio, so we're going to do it for the radio. So why do you need a bio written about yourself? I'm very excited and I'm doing this. It's like a Zoom. It's called a radio summit where they get a bunch of people that work in radio. And we, usually it's in person, but because of COVID, we Zoom in and we talk about radio.

Okay, cool. So they need a bio to help promote Brie. Pretty much talking about, you know, my achievements. Yeah, you got to sell yourself. Yeah. And remember, that's what this is for. This is to sell yourself. And I said to you, I was like, I don't want to write about myself because it's awkward.

Like, when do you have to, like, boast and, like, talk about yourself? These things are generally in third person, and they're very hard to do about yourself. That's why we as a team have stepped up, and we've written options for you for your bio. I'm so excited. So what I'm about to present to you is three potential bios. One written by me. Okay. One written by producer Anastasia.

And one written by producer Ben. But I'm not going to know whose is whose. You won't know whose is whose. Okay. And we won't tell you either until you choose one. Oh, do I have to read them out? Yeah, you've got to read them out. Oh, that's cringe. And they're in third person.

And maybe if you like one of them listening, you could text in and tell us which one's best too. So when you're ready, take it from the top. Well, the first one's already got me on side because that made me a year younger. Go on then. It says, Brie Thomasel is a 29-year-old radio personality and dancer from country Queensland

with a net worth of $22 million, according to Google. That's true. The TikTok, SoundCloud, and Pinterest celebrity is known all around the world for stalking Channing Tatum in 2019, which proved unsuccessful. Thomas L currently lives in Auckland, New Zealand, where she plans to buy her second house. What? After landing the role as host of The Bachelorette 2021. That's a great bio.

You said it had to sell you, and I think that has sold you. It's sold a very inaccurate version of me. Yeah, you've got to over-promise, under-deliver. I think that's what it says. Okay, all right. That's option one. That's option one, okay? He's your second bio option.

Not liking this one. Brianna Cooper. Oh, sorry, wrong one. Brianna Cooper, formerly Thomas L, is the world's leading Big Bang Theory expert. I'm not liking this. Cooper has no knowledge of scientific theory but still chose to be the number one fan

of the highest-rating television series because she loves it so much. She is famous for being the first fan to confirm her Sheldon Cooper obsession by changing her last name to match the characters. This is horrible. She has restraining orders from all the cast and crew but will continue to be

the leading international fan slash expert of the Big Bang Theory and is internationally renowned for her extensive knowledge of the television show. Well, that one can be straight away crossed from the list. That's a big no. Probably a bit wordy too.

Should have just been Brie loves Big Bang Theory. Yeah. What did we call you the other day? You're a big banger. Yeah, nice. Anyway, there's option two of three. So when you're ready,

you can read option number three. All right, this is option number three. And then you do need to choose one to be delivered to the radio. I'm not delivering one of those. Brie Thomasel is the smelliest radio presenter in Australasia. Each day from 3pm, she leaks hot air from both ends of her body to a nationwide audience.

While some critics have accused her of too much toilet humour, she maintains pride in her gassy work. Her personal mantra, flatulence is fabulous, is set to become a new line of T-shirts, hoodies and underpants available for purchase on her Instagram just in time for Christmas. That's good. Yep. Three wonderful bios, all of which have the right amount of sparkle

and joosh to sell you to the Radio Summit. But the question is, which one do you like the best? All right. Look, this is a big decision, and I'm going to send it off to the Radio Summit straight after this. I think I'm going to have to go with my gut on this, the one that was the most accurate I feel about myself that I definitely fit into all of the categories

that they put in there. It's got to be the third one. Great, that was my one. Clip knows me best. Okay, we can just get her Instagram password and update her Instagram bio too. I need your time. Kia ora.

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get your podcasts. Brought to you by the Spinoff Podcast Network in partnership with Spark Lab. Brie and Clint. Oh my god, I heard she bought all her followers She would, she's such a bitch It's time for Bree and Clint's Insta Fame Game This is a game where we guess how many followers famous people have got on Instagram It's closest to, first to three points Yeah, what? Yeah Yeah

What? Oh yeah, yeah, right. Sorry. Yeah. I hadn't, yeah. Sorry, you described it in a different way and it really caught me off guard. Producer Ben runs the game. Bro, you nailed that. Thank you.

It was perfect. I know. I don't know what he was confused about. It was good. It just, yeah. You're all right, man. You caught me off guard. Okay, Ben, you can play this in the car.

Just yell the number of followers at your steering wheel. Today's theme is people on Instagram that follow no one else. Oh, I love this. That's interesting. Off the back of your first person, David Attenborough. Oh, please do. He joined Instagram. He doesn't follow anyone.

No one. He should follow Leonardo DiCaprio. He doesn't know how. Yeah, I don't think it's him running the account, but yeah. So how many Instagram followers does David Annenberg have? Clint, you put 5 million. Bree has got it on the dot with 4.7. Oh, well done.

Because he had 4.4 yesterday, right? He had 4.6 as I walked into this room, and he's just passed 4.7. You're kidding. Which means he might have got the reflection behind me there on the glass. Yeah, because I can see that far. You think I'm Spider-Man? That's a point to break. All right, your next person who follows no one else is Beyonce.

Beyonce doesn't follow anyone. No one else. Not even Blue Ivies. No. Blue Ivy got Instagram? I don't know. I don't think she would. I don't think she would, no.

How many followers? Clint, you put 110 million. Yeah, she's Queen B. Brie, you put 110 million. Yeah, she's Queen B. Brie, you put 92 million. Beyonce has 154 million. Yeah, she's blowing up. Yeah. One all.

Your next person that follows no one else is Taylor Swift. Does Taylor Swift follow no one else? No one else. She used to, and I think she got rid of everyone at one point. Smart. Yeah. Right. How many Instagram followers does Taylor Swift followed no one else. No one else. She used to, and I think she got rid of everyone at one point. Smart. Yeah. Right. How many Instagram followers does Taylor Swift have?

Clint has put $170 million. Brie, you've put $152 million. Taylor Swift has $140 million. Yes! So a point to Brie. Why doesn't she follow anyone? I didn't write why they all did that, but I could find out and maybe come back to you.

I don't think you'd actually be able to find some of the reasons. Why she doesn't follow them. She's elusive. Yeah, it'll be the subject of her next album. Yeah, right. Your next person that doesn't follow anyone else is Billie Eilish. I know I've said this about everyone so far, but Billie Eilish doesn't follow anyone.

Why doesn't she follow Justin Bieber? She was following 666 people for a long time. And then I don't know why she doesn't follow anyone now, but I know she followed that exact amount of ages. Is that how KFC used to follow 11 people? Six guys named Herb and the Spice Girls. Really? That's so good

That's a cool fact That's very funny Anyway, how many Instagram followers for Billie Eilish? Billie Eilish Who follows no one Clint, you put 90 million Brie, you put 104 million Billie Eilish has 67 million

Is that it? That's it Oh, it's tie break Tie break Tie break Alright, your final person in the Insta fame game who follows no one else is Adele. Adele.

Adele. I literally was on her Instagram, did not look. Me too, I was on her Instagram today. Were you? Yeah. Get on you, man. Because she's posted a video with Nicole Richie. Yeah, I saw that.

Oh, that's right, yeah. Adele. Clint, for Adele, you've put $100 million. Bree, you've put $39 million. Bree's going to get it. I've gone way too high. No, I have no idea. Adele has $39 million.

No way! That was a complete guess. You've won it. You won the Insta Fame game. Congratulations. Good game, game. Congratulations. Good game, though. Yeah.

Unfollow some people on Instagram. It's really, honestly, quite motivating. You were doing it the other day. Yeah. Maybe we should follow zero people. No, I want to know what some people are up to. No, we're not that cool. We're not that cool. Bree and Clint.

I was scrolling on the book the other day. Book of Faces. As you do, Book of Faces. And I came across one of my mates, Cal, who he took part in this thing where they asked them one simple question and the question was, what's your deal breaker? And my friend Cal had a very strong answer. Like a relationship deal breaker?

Yes. Yeah, right. In relationships that, yeah, what is your deal breaker? And my friend Cal answered this. What is my biggest relationship slash dating deal breaker? For sure off the bat, I'd have to say anyone, any psychopath who owns something like a spider as a pet on purpose. There is absolutely no space for anyone like that in my life.

Good, good, good. It's good to put your cards on the table early because you don't want to, you don't want to develop feelings for someone, go on three or four dates and then you're like, here's my tarantula. You go, we're going back to your house. They're like, my flatmate's home. He's a spider.

Do you want to feed him? And then you and I started talking about. Let him walk on your face. What is an animal that people have as a pet that is a bit of a red flag? Like what animal if you were dating someone and you found out they had this animal as a pet, would you go, ooh, that's

not alright? I can't see myself ever being attracted to someone who has indoor mice or rats. Rats more than mice. Can I just say rats are way cleaner than mice? I would rather them have a rat. Can I just say, I'm not sure what the difference is, except that one's big and one's small.

Well, the mice is small and they don't clean themselves as much. I don't like the smell of rat piss. I'll 800 dial ZNM call if you do like the smell of rat piss. Well, some people must because some people keep them as pets. And look, it's not me coming at you as a person. I'm just saying I'm not Going to ever be attracted to you In any way My cousins had them growing up

What if they were like real hot The rat, oh the person Ratatouille, have you seen that How hot are we talking Because exceptions can be made for Scarlett Johansson Yeah like say Scarlett Johansson. Yeah, like say Scarlett Johansson. I would learn to live with it. Yeah.

What if she wanted the rat to sleep in bed? I would deal with it. Deal with it. Like every man's got their price. What is it for you? Have you got an animal red flag? Look, it probably, like, snakes, not so much. You'd take someone with a snake?

Depending on what type of snake. Like, if it was a big-ass, like, bubble constrictor, I'd be like, bring it on. So you're a key on the snake sometime. Yeah, right. You know, it depends. It depends what I'm after at the time. I think it would be spiders as well.

Like if I walked in and someone goes, look at my pet tarantula, do you want to hold it? Yeah. I'd be like, where's the door? Well, the good thing is I think that's illegal in New Zealand. Is it? Yeah, I think so. But I know in Australia you can have a pet tarantula.

Don't quote me, but I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to have a tarantula. Damn it. A what? Tarantula. Yeah. Is a, but I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to have a tarantula. Damn it. A what? Tarantula. Yeah. Is a pet. Okay, you can have spiders. I'll have rats and mice.

Producer Ben, have you got a relationship deal breaker? I'd probably say like a parrot, like a talking bird. Oh yeah? Why? They can say lots.

Because it'll out you. Yeah. Because it'll tell on you. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. Ben, sniff your undies. Ben, sniff your undies. Whoa. This bird is a narc. It'll tell on you. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. Ben sniffed your undies. Ben sniffed your undies.

Whoa. This bird is a narc. Shut up, bird. Shut up, bird. Did not. He's like, the bird's lying. Yes, he did. Yes, he did. The bird can't lie.

Anyway, it's a parrot. I don't know. Yeah. Moving on. Medusa, Anastasia, what about you? Mine's similar to Clint's guinea pigs. They just, they smell, they're like, they're just like fat rats. I was a guinea pig guy growing up.

So how can you judge people with rats if you own guinea pigs? Because the guinea pigs lived outside. Aren't they the same family? No. No. Are they both rodents? I think they're, yes. The guinea pigs lived outside, okay?

I'm talking about rats in your bedroom running on their little wheel, doing their little rat pee inside. I don't want to be dating a guy that's like, come look at my guinea pigs, and they grab them and put them under one under each other. And they're like, this is Pinky and this is Bum. Producer Anastasia, who are you dating? Yes.

What experience are you speaking from? 0800 dials at him. We want to know this afternoon. Do you have a red flag animal? Which one is it? You can text us on 9696. Call us now. 0800 dials at him.

Bonus question. Did you get outed by a pisky parrot? Smell these undies. Free in Clint. Do you have an animal red flag? Like if you know someone has a certain animal as a pet, you're like, I don't think I'm going to want to start up a relationship with you. Like if you roll on over to someone's house, you go into their room and all of a sudden

there's a menagerie of birds or there's lizards in a tank or. Yeah. Beans taking birds, which I thought, I mean... I mean, if you're scared of birds, you're scared of birds. I'm quite scared of birds. Right, okay. Well, then it would be a red flag for you. But I don't think it'd be a deal breaker.

I took rats and I've already pissed off a rat owner who texted and said, if the rats are smelly, that's because of a bad owner. I was like, okay, then my red flag... Owner or owner? Yeah, well, my red flag is bad rat owners then. Yeah. Well, you've got a point. Mine was spiders.

Yep. And I have to agree with one on the text machine as well. If you meet someone and they've got a pet moth, no thank you. Who has a pet moth? Giant moths. Who has a pet moth? I'm telling you. People go, look at my giant.

Really? Come and look at my giant moth. I let them go free. I don't want them to come home and just turn the porch light on. I'm so scared, people go, look at my giant moth. I let them go free. I don't want them to come home and turn the porch light on. I'm so scared of moths. Jaden, do you have an animal red flag? Yeah, mine's cats. Cats?

Cats, as in a little kitty cat. Are we talking more than one cat, Jaden, or one cat? Oh, just cats in general. They terrify me, but I actually date someone with a cat. Yeah. Well, actually, she has three, but I love her that much, I thought, well, I'm not going to let that ruin it. Wow.

You've gotten past it. You're terrified of cats, and you've shacked up with a woman with three cats. You are going in head first. You are really facing your fear, man. Look at you go. Yeah. I know, but I'll sit there at the dinner table and the cat will jump on me and I'll skit out, run away and have a little cry. Jaden, what if she

got one of those hairless cats? Oh, no, I'll be out of there, man. We've had a few texts about the hairless cats. I think they're called sphinx cats. Oh, yeah, they freak me out. Read the fish text. The fish text? Oh, yeah. Someone texted through out. Read the fish text. The fish text? Oh, yeah. Someone texts through and they said, definitely someone who owns different varieties of fish. They keep them in their room and know all about their different characters. You just know they're going to be a bit weird and sleep on a single bed.

I don't agree. Sometimes real fancy people have different fishes, don't they? There's quite a few texts about axolotls. They're a creepy fish. That is a creepy animal. That's the Mexican walking fish. It's like, what are you? Are you a lizard or are you a fish? That's the animal.

It's like the missing link. To me, the axolotl is the missing link. That's the bit that walked out of the ocean and became the man. Let's be real. The axolotl as a pet was invented when parents wanted to shut their kids up when they couldn't get a dog. They called them an axolotl. Yeah, or a cat. They'd go, we can't get a't get a dog. They called them an axolotl. Yeah, or a cat.

They'd go, we can't get a dog or a cat, but here's an axolotl. People saying bearded dragons are a deal breaker. I think bearded dragons are cute. Yeah, I don't mind a bearded dragon. You can train them. Yeah, they're quite smart. Yeah, they are quite smart. Someone said praying mantises.

I agree. Oh, you're being ridiculous. No one has a pet praying mantis. I bet you there is. No one has a pet praying mantis. I bet you there is. No one has a pet praying mantis. Well, so it's a bad omen if you... Well, they probably don't have a boy and a girl one. No, exactly right. It'd be a bad omen if you were getting

with a girl who had a praying mantis. Wait, what is the symbolism here? Now, that is a red flag. Johnny, finally, do you have an animal red flag? Oh, yeah, I do. Carpet python. Carpet python? Why a particular carpet python?

Oh, well, that's just what some girl had that I was seeing in Australia. Oh, really? Oh, no. What happened, Johnny? I got a plane and got two weeks quarantine holiday to get away from her. Oh, really? You lived? Oh, this is recent. Oh, yeah, a couple of months ago.

Is she keeping a carpet python as a pet? Is it venomous? No, they're not venomous. Not sure. Yeah, are you not sure? Almost bigger than her, though. You just left. Was she venomous?

Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, here we go. Three people. What was number one on their 16th birthdays?

We're about to find out. G'day, Sam. Hi, Sam. Hi, how are you? Good, mate. How are you? Good. That's good.

What's your birthday? 10th of October, 1991. All right, you were 16 in 2007 on the 10th of October. And this is your birthday banger. Can we bring yesterday back around? 2007 on the 10th of October. And this is your birthday banger. Sugar Babes. I was going to say Kelly Clarkson. Oh, yeah.

Kind of has that vibe. Yeah. And it's Sugar Babes, though? Sugar Babes, About You Now. Do you like it, Sam? Yeah, it's pretty good. Not bad. Not bad.

Okay, cool. Let's get another one on for Nathan. Nathan. Hey, guys. Hey, Nathan. Nathan. How are you? What's your birthday, mate?

11th of the 12th, 85. Right, you were 16 in 2001 on the 11th of December. And Nathan, this is your birthday banger. Alien Ant Farm. And Smooth Criminal. I saw these guys at the big day out.

This was massive. It was huge. Yeah, I thought they were so cool. Do you like it, Nathan? Love it. Yeah, love it. That's a great one. Good.

Okay, one more for Megan. Hi, Megan. Hello, Megan. Hi. How's it going? Good. How are you, mate? Hi, Megan. Hello, Megan. Hi. How's it going? Good. How are you, mate? Good, thanks.

That's good. What's your birthday? 23rd of the 6th, 86. Okay, you were 16 in 2002 on the 23rd of June. And Megan Thee Stallion, here's your birthday banger. It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes. Yeah, that's good. You know he's on Dancing with the Stars America at the moment?

Yeah, with Carole Baskin. Yeah. Weird. Oh, my God. That's 2020, Megan. Nelly on Dancing with the Stars. On Dancing with the Stars. It's a pretty big deal over there, that show.

It's a huge deal. Yeah. Yeah, it's massive. But is he dancing? We have to be boring dancing. That's a stupid question if he was hip-hop dancing. Yeah, it's massive. But does he dance? We have to be ballroom dancing. That's a stupid question if he was hip-hop dancing. Yeah, right. I saw this video of him doing, I think it was tango,

and he's actually got a pair of Air Jordans, and then he's put a heel, because you need kind of like a heel to dance in, like a short heel, and then he's stuck like these heels onto a pair of Air Jordans. Does it look good or terrible? It looks quite good. Right, okay. Well, I'm going to vote for Megan's song to win Birthday Banger today. I'm going to vote Nellie Hodden here.

Yeah, I love that song. Yeah? Okay, cool. You've won, Megan. Congrats. Nice work. Awesome. Here we go. This is Birthday Banger on ZM,

Brie and Clint. Oh! Good gracious, ass is bodacious, flirtatious, trying to show patience. I'm waiting for the right time to shoot my Steve. You know, waiting for the right time to flash them keys. And I'm, I'm leaving, please believe in, me and the rest of my heathens. Checking out a lock at the top of the four seasons. Penthouse, rooftop, birds I'm feeding. No deceiving, nothing up my sleeve in, no teasing. I need you to get up up on the dance floor. Get that man what he asking for

Cause I feel like busting loose And I feel like touching you And can't nobody stop the juice So baby tell me what's the use I said it's getting hot in here So take off all your clothes I am getting so hot I wanna take my clothes off

It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes. I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off. Why you at the bar if you ain't poppin' the bottles? What good is all the fame if you ain't flippin' the bottles? I see you drivin', what's the cause? And you in a throttle, and I be down. I do a hundred tops down in goggles. Get off the freeway, exit 106 and parked it.

Ashtray, good day, time to fuck it. Gucci collar for dollar, got out and walked it. Outro Music home alone. You know dancing in front of the mirror while you're on the phone. Checking your reflection and telling your best friend. Like girl, I think my butt getting big. Oh, it's getting hot in here. So take off all your clothes. I am getting so hot. I want to take my clothes off. Oh, it's getting hot in here. So take off all your clothes. I am getting so hot. I want to take a look at my clothes. Mix a little bit of with a little bit of. Let it just fall out. Give a little bit of with a little bit of. Let it hang all out with a little bit of and a sprinkle of the. Let it just fall out. I like it when you. Baby make it. Oh stop basin' Time wastin' I got a friend with a pole in the basement What? I'm just kiddin' like Jason

Unless you gon' do it Extra, extra Spread the news And Ellie took a trip from the Lou to the Neptune Came back with somethin' thinkin' it fit in a sass soon Say she like to think about cuttin' in restrooms It's gettin' hot in here So take off all your clothes

I am gettin' so hot I wanna take my clothes off It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes I am getting so hot, I wanna take my clothes off Oh, it's getting hot in here So take off all your clothes I am getting so high

I wanna take my clothes off Mix a little bit of Zed and Brian Clint Nelly's one birthday banger For Megan, that's hot in here We're doing a deep dive on Nelly's Dancing With The Stars videos in the studio. He's quite good. He's killing it. Yeah.

He had some massive hits. Would you ever go on Dancing With The Stars? I would be horrific. Same. Would you go on it? No. Because I'd be horrific. I can't remember choreography. I can't remember choreography? I can't even say it.

What's the word? Yeah, choreography. I can't remember it to save my life. I might be alright and like, well no, I wouldn't be. Oh, here we go! Hear me out, hear me out. Sign him up! Hear me out. The first week's where you have to do one dance, but as it gets on and they lose contestants and they're having to learn like two dances,

it just is my idea of hell on earth. I'm very stiff and rigid. I was just about to say, they would need to give me a very flexible partner because they would be doing all of the acrobatics and tricks and I would be standing and probably lifting people. Standing with my female partner, I'd be like, you lift me. I'll be like, I'll lift you. So Gwyneth Paltrow has celebrated her 48th birthday by posting a nude.

She's the goat. She is. You know, I mean, that candle she released last year. Legendary. The vag candle. And she's an inspiration for all women around. Sorry, I shouldn't call it the vag candle, by the way. Yeah, don't call it. Yeah, no, it's the vagina scent. This candle smells like my vag candle. And she's an inspiration for all women around. Sorry, I shouldn't call it the vag candle, by the way. Yeah, don't call it.

Yeah, no, it's the vagina scent. This candle smells like my vag candle. Don't say that. Anyway, she's posted a nude on Instagram for her 48th birthday, and she has done a great job. Babe. Her daughter, Apple, has commented on it, and she's just written,

Mom! Which I think is the perfect thing for a 16-year-old to write when they see their mum naked on the internet. So relatable, isn't it? I thought. I think is the perfect thing for a 16-year-old to write when they see their mum naked on the internet. So relatable, isn't it? I thought... I think she looks great. I thought, yeah, and I think it's body positivity and I think it's girl power.

And I thought if Apple's mum... I wish I looked like that now, not at 48. Yeah, if Apple's mum is posting a nude on the internet, would your mum post a nude on the internet? No, she would not. Would mum die? If this is empowering as we've said, would she agree to post a nude on the internet? No, she wouldn't. Would mum and I, if this is empowering as we've said it, would she agree to post a nude on the internet?

No, she wouldn't. Wouldn't she? I know my mum too well. That is something she would not do. Well, I've suggested to you today that you give her a call and find out. Like, don't speak for her. Don't make up her mind for her.

I'm going to need to position it in a way where she's going to be doing me a real big solid favour. Okay. So what if I, like, pitch it to her that I've run into like, I've been backed into a corner and I've kind of said yes to a naked photo shoot but they want her in it and we both get paid money. Right, okay.

But they only are going to agree to it. Okay, see if she wants to do a nude shoot for money. You give her a call now. Okay, I'm going to call her from my phone and pretend like I'm walking over to work so she thinks it's legit. All right, cool. I'm just going to put some nice traffic ambience under you.

You can pretend that you're walking to work or something. Hello. Hi, Mum. Hi, Brianna. I'm running late, so can you listen real quick because I have to ask this real quick, okay? Yes. So I totally forgot about this, and I'm really stressed out now because I have to ask like this real quick okay so I totally forgot about this but and

I'm really stressed out now because I've totally forgotten and they need an answer like tomorrow so Women's Day approached me because they're relaunching um the magazine with a website and they want to do this big campaign with all of these New Zealand women who are like strong and, you know, independent and that kind of thing. And they've asked me to do a photo shoot where we pretty much, it's like a nude photo shoot but like tasteful. And then they've asked if you could. Yeah. And they've asked if you can be a part of it.

Oh, my God. I hope that's got a fogger on it, have they? Yeah, we can grease up the lens. I'm actually being serious. Yeah, look, I'll do it. They've offered good money and they said that they would pay you your own fee if you say yes. Oh, my God, Brianna.

Honestly, it's not going to be pretty. No, well, they've got photographers and stages and all that kind of stuff. I don't know if I want to do it. Do you think I should do it? I've never done like a nude photo shoot before. Well, it's really up to you. It's going to be out there forever and a day, and it's going to be tasteful, isn't it?

What's going to be out there? What are you referring to? Oh, well, everything and nothing. By God, I've got everything of the wrong thing. But if it's for you and if it was for a really good cause, like if they asked me to do the full Monty, I'd probably consider it. But, I mean, oh, Jesus, Brianna. They have asked, though, if we do say yes, we need to both be waxed.

Oh, are you kidding me? Not at the same time. G'day, Diane. It's Gavin here, the photographer for the shoot. Preferably I'd prefer it if you weren't waxed. I prefer a more natural look. Okay, that's enough from you, Gavin, you creepy bastard. Mum, I appreciate that.

I'll let you know what your cut of the fee is and I'll let them know it's a big yes from us, okay? They have one condition. What? They do a really good turning job. I've always been the one to say. Bree and Clint. This is exciting, Clint.

For the first time on today's show, I've got space news. This is big for NASA because they announced that tomorrow they will be sending something new to the space station. Right. PlayStation 4. They'd love that. Yeah, they would love that. Wouldn't they?

They'd be like, can you send us Crash Bandicoot? Yeah. We're bored up here. Yeah, and some of those hot Cheetos. Yeah, can you send some of those? That'd be good. Imagine those flying towards you in zero gravity. You could eat those in zero gravity, couldn't you?

Yeah. Or they have special space food. No, you can eat anything. You can eat anything? What do I know? I've got no idea. Well, actually, this thing that they're sending might depend what you can eat. Yeah.

Because NASA will send its brand new toilet to the International Space Station tomorrow. Yeah. And it's very exciting times. Guess how much this toilet is worth? Well, a space toilet. It's going to have to have some sort of gravity, counter-gravity functions. Because if you're worried about a Cheeto floating towards your face,

imagine if what you just did in the toilet floated up out of the toilet. Yeah, so they're always looking at creating innovative and effective ways to store and dispose waste in space. Yeah, I don't know, $50,000 toilet. $50,000 toilet. You would be incorrect as the new space station toilet is worth $23 million. Fuck!

Routes. A $23 million toilet Fuck! Routes. A $23 million toilet. That's right. It's called the Universal Waste Management System and it's an absolute poosie. It's 65% smaller and 40% lighter than the toilet that is currently on the space station. Does it do something where it converts the waste?

I think so. I think it like packs it down. I haven't seen the movie The Martian. Oh, it's so good. Does he eat his poo on that movie? No, he uses it as compost. Oh, to grow potatoes. Yes.

So close. Very smart. I thought based on this expensive toilet, I'd give you the top other three most expensive toilets in the world. Oh, yeah, go on then. Coming in at number three is actually a toilet that is at Moon River Art Park. And it's actually a toilet that is inside this big kind of tree. It's a tourist attraction in a man-made cave.

And you can wait two hours to get a chance to sit on this lovely throne. Tree toilet. And it's worth $750,000. Right, that's number three. Yep. Coming in then is the Swarovski

diamond encrusted toilet. Oh, the crystals. Yeah. Swarovski. Swarovski. Swarovski, yeah. I've got these. Yeah. Swaski. Swaski. Swaski, yeah. I've got these mixed up. It's only worth $75,000. Still, expensive toilet. It's beautiful.

These toilets are getting cheaper, which means this list is getting less impressive. And then let's finish it off then with a fully gold-plated. Actually, it's full gold. It's in the hall of gold, this toilet. Yeah. So it's completely gold. It's a gold throne and it's worth $5 million.

Wow. Can you imagine going over and going, oh, look at this beautiful gold toilet. All right. The fun bit about those toilet facts is I felt like you were learning about them at the same time as me. Yeah, I kind of lost my place. Bree and Clint. And I have a story of a stolen

turtle. Coming straight out of Nelson. Just up there on the tip, right on the tip of the South Island. Who in their right mind would steal a turtle? Well, it's a concrete turtle and it's been stolen

from a playground in Nelson. Oh, my God. You had me believing it was someone's pet turtle. It's an important turtle, okay? It's been stolen from Tahunanui Beach Park. What's the significance of this turtle? It's been there for 50 years, the turtle. It's part of the playground.

Okay. Someone's stolen it. And actually, they've actually already found the turtle. They found it 121 kilometres away in Blenheim. Why was it in Blenheim? No one knows. Would have taken that turtle ages to get to Blenheim. Here's the thing.

Technically, it's a tortoise, actually, I think. I don't know what the difference is, but technically it's a concrete tortoise. I think turtles have the flippers. It weighs over 100 kilos, this concrete turtle. And someone's picked it up from a park in Nelson, and then it's just shown up in a park in Blenheim. Don't you have anything better to do? Well, no.

Yeah, clearly not. You know, can you imagine how this conversation went down? So say you're sitting at a party. Yeah. And one of your friends goes, hey, Clint. Yeah. So I've got this idea. Why don't we go down to the park, steal that really old turtle statue.

Yeah. And drive it to Blenheim. I've had these conversations. I feel like I've been part of these conversations before. When? And they seemed like a great idea at the time. But, yeah, no one's been apprehended. No one's been fingered for the job.

Sorry, no one. What did you, what? Sorry. What did you? No, no, excuse me. Pardon you. That's a police term. That is a police term. A police term meaning what? That's a term. Pardon you. That's a police term. That is a police term. A police term meaning what?

That's a police... It means no one's been... That's the... Where are you putting your finger? Don't point your finger at me. Goot. You... No.

All right, sounds bad out of context. I'll take that one on the chin. But I didn't mean... They've found the turtle. Oh, look. Yep. A lot of complaints Coming in now They say

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