ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 2nd 2019

Episode Date: September 2, 2019

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You gonna back me up? You gonna join me? It's weird if I just keep doing it by myself. Bree is here, she's just not saying anything. Honestly, I'm not by myself. See, Ellie's here too. Ellie, you wanna come on in? Am I even on? Bring in Ben! I'm not even on!

What are you guys doing? Now you want to be a part of it? No, sorry, it's over. That was the end of it. Here's the podcast. FUMPA. No, I'm not familiar with that acronym. No.

Oh, we on? Are we on? Christ. All right. Hi, everybody. How are you going? Brie and Clint. Were you talking to yourself again?

Yeah, I was talking to myself. Yeah, I'm the one who said it. How's everybody going? How was your weekend? My weekend was really good. How were your guys' weekends? Really good. Yeah, really good.

How was your first... Oh, we're going to talk about that in a second. Father's Day? Yeah. Well, I won't spoil the secret. It was really good. How were your guys' weekends? Really good. Yeah, really good. How was your first, oh, we're going to talk about that in a second. Father's Day. Yeah. Oh, well, I won't spoil the secret. It was on Sunday. What day is Father's Day? Sunday.

We already know that, okay? The answer's Sunday. Does that lady ever get old? I don't think so. What day is Father's Day? I love her so much. I saw Guy Williams, was it, went on a hunt to find her one time? Yes.

And she's just the nicest, most positive human being. Yeah. So funny. When I watched that, I'm not 100% sure she's seen the YouTube video. Like, I don't know. Oh, she's seen it. Do you think she knows how viral she is? Producer Ali, you've spent years studying this form of comedy, haven't you?

Do you think she understands? I have spent years perfecting it. Surely she knows. Have you guys ever known anyone that went viral? You. You. No, I mean like we're talking like Neckman. Oh, yeah.

That guy was going viral before even viral was a word. Levi Hawkins. Yeah. I saw him on the project a couple of months ago and such an interesting story, that guy. He's a professional skateboarder. Yeah.

And he's completely normal. And he has no sweat glands. No, yeah. He's got a condition. Yeah, he's got a... Just back to our research piece, producer Ellie. Yeah.

Just like I said, she's put years of effort into this. And look, I know Father's Day's been, but can we just give her a quick run? Yeah. The answer's Father's Day. What might the question be? Sunday.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Father's Day's on. But what would the question be? Oh, see, I don't know. You got it. You've got it. It's live. It's the real thing.

We got choice of barn tickets to give away on the show today at 4 o'clock. If you want them, you just have to stay listening. That's it. It's live. It's the real thing. We got Troye Sivan tickets to give away on the show today at 4 o'clock. If you want them, you just have to stay listening. That's it. No tricks today. No hoops. No gimmicks. No nothing. He's got a call through.

At 4 o'clock to see Troye Sivan. ZM. Late show. Brie and Clint. The podcast. ZM. Don't want to burst anyone's bubble in case they've forgotten, but yesterday was Father's Day.

What day is Father's Day? Yesterday. Sunday. You know when you have that moment where you forget a day like that and you're like, oh, shoot. Or you remember at like 8.30 at night. That's the worst if it's someone's birthday. And then you put the call in and the person clearly knows you've just remembered.

And you're like, oh, sorry, I had a busy day. I've just had a chance to call you now. No, you don't say that. What do you say? You say, I knew everyone would be calling you in the morning, so I wanted to wait until now. I've been calling you and the line's been blocked all day. You've been so popular.

It's been so popular. And they're like, I've been sitting here by myself the whole day. The good thing is you can't not know that it's Father's Day in 2019 because everyone does a post about it. Yeah, exactly. Every single person I knew was posting about it on Instagram. Which I love, by the way. Can I just say I love that?

People are like, oh, man, why don't you shut up about, your dad's not even on Instagram. I like that there's something nice, happy and positive on social media for the day. Yeah, why not? Why not? I posted about my dad. He definitely doesn't have Instagram. And then I forgot that I'd posted about it and then I hadn't called him,

so I had to call him in the afternoon. But I just wanted to take a moment to say happy first Father's Day because, I mean, you've only just had your baby, Tui, not that long ago. And then Father's Day's rolled around. That's why we squeezed her out early so I could have a Father's Day. So it's your first Father's Day with little baby Tui. And she got you, what did she get you? She your first Father's Day with little baby Tui. Yeah. And she got you, what'd she get you?

She got me this hat, which says Rad Dad on it. Yeah. Which, I mean, that's accurate. So good work, Tui. She got me these socks that I'm wearing, which is a great. Typical dad present. Great dad present. Such a dad present.

Off and, but I love it. I love the socks. It's like I've instantly become, well, Well, I haven't instantly become a dad. Where did she get the money? But, you know, like, where did she get the money? Yeah. Kiwi Saver, I think. Is she working?

Yeah. Oh, I think she inherited some money. Oh, did she? Yeah, I think she. What's the working age here in New Zealand? Is it five weeks? Depends on the job. Oh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, we had a great day. She gave me these presents and then we went to the park. And honestly, when we went to the park, I have never been more proud of my baby girl. We walked around for a while. We had a great day. She gave me these presents and then we went to the park. And honestly, when we went to the park, I have never been more proud of my baby girl. We walked around for a while. We had a beautiful day. She smiled at me for a bit.

And then out of nowhere, she did the biggest poo I've ever seen. Are you sure it's not my daughter? It was, like it was so big. I don't even know how it came out of her. Jesus. I look at her and I say, baby girl, this is. You've done me proud.

This is impressive. This is huge. Literally. Literally. And it stinks. And I'm changing you in the back of the Hyundai in a car park. But no less proud. No less proud.

And it couldn't get any better than that for me. That's a big day for you, mate. It's a big day. Sorry, I just wanted to take a moment to share that. Jesus. I also just wanted to take a second to acknowledge people who may have lost their dads. Yes.

And I thought quite a lot about those people yesterday because there's a few people who are close to me who have lost their dads. Yes, absolutely. And I really felt for them yesterday and on days like that it makes it extra hard when you've lost someone that close to you. Yeah. But I'm sure, you know, they'd be up there looking down on you and you have a beer for

them on the day. Totally. Just wanting to acknowledge those people. And people's dads who just aren't around. Yeah. And whose mum is their dad as well. But you know what? What's that?

A mum is just as good as having a dad as well and you can give her a present on Father's Day. I'm sure she'd like it. She'd bloody love it. She'd love it too. A Father's Day and a Mother's Day. Why not? Just make sure it's not a giant poo.

Not sure she'd appreciate it quite as much as I did. Yeah. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. We are the leading show here in New Zealand for maritime and aviation-based news, and I have got some aviation news for you this afternoon. Fantastic. Never gladder to hear than a piece of aviation or maritime news.

Picture this. You're training to be a pilot. You've done paperwork. You've never done a lesson in the air. Okay. Finally, you take off on your first lesson in a little Cessna aircraft, and you're up in the air, just you and the instructor. Mm-hmm. Next minute, the instructor passes out.

Woo-hoo, free plane time for me. Just what I've always wanted. You've never flown a plane. It's your first lesson. Oh lesson oh yeah that's a bit rough that's exactly what has happened to a trainee pilot in western australia uh his name is max and he uh that's exactly what happened he was on his first lesson in the air when the instructor passed out and he had to radio uh back to the tower back at base and we pick up where he's talking to the instructor back at the tower. He's leaning over my shoulder. I'm trying to keep him up but he keeps falling down. The first thing we're going to do is make sure that the wings stay level and that you keep consistent speed.

Can you tell me how your instructor's doing at the moment? How's he looking? No, he hasn't woken up. I've just tried to lift his head back up but he's not responding. Is your instructor communicating at all? No, he's not. Your job right now is just keep focusing on that aircraft. You're doing really, really well. You're doing an amazing job. Yeah, well my flight instructor did say that I was the best student. Who cares? You've never flown a plane before.

Nah, it's good. You need confidence in a situation like this, and he obviously backs himself. What would you rather be in that situation there where he actually ended up landing the plane by himself? What do you mean, well done? That's amazing. Well, I'm waiting for the other option. situation there where he actually ended up landing the plane by himself. What do you mean well done? That's amazing. While waiting for the other option.

Or would you rather be in that situation where you have to land a plane as your first lesson or would you rather someone have to talk you through delivering a baby? Oh. I think I'd come in hot with the crash landing of the plane to be honest. Take my bets on the plane I think.'d come in hot with the crash landing of the plane, to be honest. Take my bets on the plane, I think. I haven't been in a crash landing before, but I've been in it at birth,

and I was no good that time, and I'd be no good at the other end either. Bree and Clint, the podcast. All right, let's get to LA. From iHeartRadio, this is... The latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's here. Hey, Dean. Hi, Dean.

Hello, everyone. Good Monday. Good, happy Monday. Yes, it is. It'd be still Sunday there in LA. How's your weekend treating you? Yes. Fabulous.

It's a public holiday here tomorrow, so all the gays are out. Yeah, go the gays. Oh, heaven. Speaking of the gays, tell us about Will and Grace versus Donald Trump. Okay, I know. Can you believe what an ironic thing could be happening? Here's the deal, right? So there's a fundraiser happening in Beverly Hills in a couple of days.

Okay. Anyway, it's for, you know, Trump's next campaign. So Deborah Messing from Will and Grace went on Twitter and sort of the other cast and they said to the Hollywood Reporter, they tweeted the Hollywood Reporter, please share the guest list. We want to know who in Hollywood is going to this Beverly Hills fundraiser for Donald Trump's next election. We want to know.

Just share the guest list. That's all we want to know. Fair call. Interesting point of view, actually. Anyway, the president, who, of course, should be running the country, has decided to go on and tweet back at the stars of the soap opera, slammed them, said to Deborah Messon that she met him. It was so petty.

It was so pathetic. Said to her, you know, I met you when I was doing The Apprentice. You called me, sir. How time has changed. She replied brilliantly, I would continue to call you, sir, except I need you to go fix up a couple of things, ABCD, and listen to them. So they are now in a Twitter war with the president and the stars of Will & Grace. And this is not a clickbait.

I did not make this up. It is a genuinely real thing that is happening in the world today. If I told you guys 10 years ago that one of the characters on Will and Grace would be having a debate on Twitter, a feud on Twitter with Donald Trump, who was the president of America, what would you say? You'd say I was crazy. The best bit is I don't think Donald Trump knows she's an actress. He keeps calling her Grace. Does he?

No, I made that up. But you could believe it, couldn't you? I could believe that. He wanted to nuke a hurricane last week, for God's sake. Also, just quickly, Dean, what's happening with Fyre Festival and Kylie Jenner? Who's getting sued now? Kendall Jenner, rather. Yeah.

Kendall. Kendall's getting sued $300,000. And here's the deal. The fallout is still happening. You may remember the reason everyone bought tickets to this thing was because all those supermodels posted on their Instagram that it's going to be a fabulous party. Kendall didn't share that it was a paid advertisement.

She didn't do a hashtag ad. She just posted, oh my god, there's an amazing thing happening in Bahamas and there's private jets. She didn't clarify that she was being paid. Second to that, in her God, there's an amazing thing happening in Bahamas and there's private jets. And she didn't clarify that she was being paid. And second to that, in her post, she mentioned a Kanye West lyric. And everyone then thought, oh my God, Kanye's going to be there as well. So people rushed out and bought tickets. $300,000 being paid by a group lawsuit.

$300,000. You'd probably just pay it if you were her, wouldn't you? Yeah, just pay it. Just get it out of the way. She wouldn't even notice. Yeah, you wouldn't even notice. It would mean nothing to her. And if she does need the money, she could just do another Instagram post.

And get four times the amount. They have to be somewhat liable, like influencers, I think. If you're promoting a product which is crap, then there has to be some kind of comeback on it. Yeah, exactly. Otherwise, people will just promote anything. All right, there's Dean McCarthy, live out of Los Angeles. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

Every Monday on the show, we play a game called Trash or Treasure. You know, Trash or Treasure. Trash or Treasure. Producer Ben's all-time favourite game on this show. He loves it. He has to trawl TV shows for audio to find things, and then we figure out if they're Trash or Treasure. I've got one that I found on New Zealand Trade Me today.

There's no audio, but I can tell you about it. And I thought just for a fun bit of it, we could play trash or treasure just you and I. So the way we play trash or treasure is we give the item, and then you guys have to decide whether it's trash worth under 5K or treasure worth over 5K. Exactly right. Now this item, which is currently for sale on Trade Me,

so if this tickles your fancy, you could go and buy it. Yep. It's an item that has been passed down from generation to generation. It's stayed within the same family since 1955. Yes. It is an old McDonald's bag. Oh my God. Not just any-

Wait, how old is it? 1955. The year that McDonald's launched in America and the first McDonald's store opened in San Bernardino. What kind of hoarder has kept that? So someone has gone, oh, this might be worth something in the future. And you've got to remember that at that stage, McDonald's wasn't the monster that it is now.

It wasn't as big as it is. It's just one store. But someone's kept it and gone, yep. But it is a used McDonald's bag. Can I see it? Do you have a picture of it? Yeah, you can see it. What colour is it?

It's like a brown paper bag. And it's got the old McDonald's logo on it. It's also got some grease stains on it from where the burger and fries were inside it. How do I know that that's an authentic McDonald's bag? Well, you actually have to just take this auction at its word. But no one has tried to dispute it. They're saying that it is. The food's not in there, but they're saying the bag is. Well, you actually have to just take this auction at its word, but no one has tried to dispute it. They're saying that it is. The food's not in there, but they're saying the bag is.

Oh, great. So as long as the people who own it, who were trying to get my money, say it's real, yeah, I guess it's real then. It's up to you. You don't have to bid. You don't have to bid. Trash.

You think it's trash? Literally. Well, it is literally trash, yeah. Under $5,000? Yep. Yeah, you'd be absolutely correct. Let's hope so. But however, someone on Trade Me,

the bid currently for an old used McDonald's bag, $455 is the current bid. What? Yeah. I've got so many of those old plastic bag and New World and Countdown bags. I should sell them on Trade Me. Yeah, keep a plastic bag for the future. In 50 years' time, people won't even know what that thing is.

And then to go with it, you can be like, you remember that Katy Perry song? Do you ever feel like a plastic bag? That song will be irrelevant. Put a copy of that on CD inside the plastic bag. Do you ever feel like a reasonable bag? If you want an old McDonald's bag and you've got about 500 bucks, you need to go to Trade Me. Or you can play Trash or Treasure with us just before five o'clock this afternoon.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I find this fascinating, this thing, foreign accent syndrome. You might have heard of it. It's that thing where someone either wakes up, they may have been in a coma, they may have had some kind of head trauma. Sometimes they just wake up and all of a sudden

they have a completely different accent. An accent from a country they've never visited before sometimes and they can't get back to their original accent. And that's just them. It's so rare that there's only 100 confirmed cases in the world and some doctors even think that the patients are faking it. Yeah, they call BS. Yeah, they're like, this can't happen.

We don't understand it, so we're saying it's not real. There's a lady who was on the Sunday program in Australia over the weekend who is Australian. She's been Australian her whole life. She sounds like an Australian. Right. Now she's Italian. Have a listen to this.

At the start, you'll hear her old voicemail message that she's recorded. And then the next voice, the next female voice you hear is her new accent. Foreign accent syndrome. Hi, over here. Sorry I can't take your call. Wow.

A blatant Aussie. Not this funny voice. This is me. No one else can understand the conversation because we talk gibberish. She's Italian now. She's Italiano. Sounds like my nonna.

Does it sound like a legit Italian accent to you? Yeah. Is that believable? Yeah, sounds pretty good. The person that I know who can relate to this more than anybody else is my Australian-Italian friend, Bree. She claims to be deeply in touch with her Italian roots. She has Italian grandparents.

Well, you know what? It's so weird because I grew up with a nuna and a nunu and I never realised how strong their accent was until I had friends come over and one day my nuna, she looks at my friend and she goes, oh, my friend had a headache. She goes, oh, Kev, do you want a spannedola? A spannedol?

And my friend looks at me and she's like, what's she saying? I was like, she's speaking English. You want a spannedola? I thought this afternoon if we called an Italian restaurant, could you convince them that you were Italian? Like, is your accent that good? I don't know about that. You know, I've been told from a friend of mine,

I do the worst accents I've ever heard. Well, let's put in the call now, and let's see how you go. Oh, God. Good luck. Okay. Pane vino, no, vi dice mezza, mezzogiorno. Buongiorno. Buongiorno.

Ciao, buongiorno. I was just wondering. Ciao, buongiorno? Eh, buongiorno. Ciao, buongiorno. Eh, sono buongiorno. Eh, I was just wondering, do you make your own pasta there? We make our own pasta, our own fresh pasta every day. Ah, the fresh pasta, ma nonna says always better when it's a fresh pasta. We do fresh pasta every day, we do fresh pasta, ogni occhio we do fresh pasta pasta with tagliatelle and ravioli. Nice, nice. When it's pasta, my nun says,

eat, eat. I'm skinny, I put pasta in my belly. Yeah, nice, nice. Yes, I eat pasta every day. Come here. When? Oh, perfect, perfect. I'll see you tonight.

Just before you go, hello, sir. It's Brian Clint calling from Zidium radio station. I just need to ask you, did you believe you were speaking to a real Italian just then? I speak Italian. I speak Italian. Part Italian. Part Italian.

If you speak Italian with me, I speak Italian with you. Yeah. Yeah, we speak Italian. We speak Italian. We speak Italian. That's not Italian. That's just speaking pasta Wait Wait

She's been saying that On this show For about a year now What does that mean What she just said? Oh she didn't say nothing I didn't understand Anything what she said

O tre o quattro persona She just said She just said E ho cacciato in voi Testa da minchia Eh no E la minchia no E la minchia

La minchia è secre È secre Itia no. La Minghia is sacred. It's sacred. The Minghia is sacred. I love you. I love you. Ciao, Bella. Ciao, Bella. Ciao, buona giornata.

What show is that? Bree and Clint on ZDM radio show. Oh, that's great. I listen to the radio every day. I love you guys. Yeah. Put us on. Ciao, Bella.

Ciao, Bella. My dad. My dad, he's Italian. He's from Torrevi... Oi. He hung up on me. Zidim Spree and Clint. The podcast.

I was pretty excited, Clint, to read the information from this study. It's a study about people who drive manual cars. Ah, like yourself. Yes, I'm a manual car driver. Quite a staunch manual car driver as well, aren't you?

I am. I've never owned anything else. I love... Never will? Never will. No, never will. I love the feeling. Yeah.

The control. Yeah. Just the gears. Yeah. Underneath my fist. Yeah. Like you're a rally car driver. Yeah, just riding that clutch all the way around the corner. A rally

car driver stuck in Auckland traffic and just constantly lurching and the amount of footwork going on, Jesus Christ, driving with you is like a ballroom dancing lesson. That is something I will say, is that if you're stuck in traffic a lot, you get sore calves. You really do. It's the worst thing ever to own

a manual car, but I love having a manual car because I think it makes you more aware on the road. Sure, you're more in tune with the vehicle. More in tune. More in tune with the experience itself. Exactly right. Right. And.

I'm not a passenger. I'm a driver. I'm a driver. I'm driving this vehicle. And a study has shown that people who drive manual cars are better. This is a drum roll. It's a pretty big deal. Yeah, I'm ready for you.

Are better dancers. Yeah. And I need another drum roll. All right, okay. Do you need a double drum roll? Yeah. Double drum roll. Okay.

And lovers. Oh, damn, girl. Now we're talking. Let's just go around the room here. Yeah. Show of hands. Who here at the Bree and Clint show drives a manual vehicle? Wait, wait, wait.

Currently drives a manual or can drive a manual? Two different things. Two very different things. Because I can drive one, but I don't. But that's like saying you could do things in the bedroom, but you don't. So, you know? Okay, well, then we'll start with Producer Ben. Are you driving an automatic or a manual?

At the moment, I'm driving an automatic. I knew it. Very good. Producer Ellie, I know you drive an automatic. Yes, I do. Can you drive a manual? I did learn in a manual, but I was 15, and that was 12 years ago. Oh, that's inappropriate.

That is hugely inappropriate. We didn't want to know about that. No one wants to know what you were up to when you were 15. No, that's fair. So wait, you can, you reckon, drive a manual? Oh, if you pay me a million bucks, I could probably do it, but I'm not confident. Ellie, you know you work in radio, and if this conversation happens,

we will all be driving a manual vehicle very soon. I could do a few bunny hops for you, that's for sure. We'll give you the worst manual vehicle we own. Like the Venute, yeah. Oh, yeah, no, I definitely could do that one. Because it's very hard. Does the study say anything about people who can drive column shift, which is what the Venute is,

which is when the gears are up behind the steering wheel? Does it say, have they got any particular skill sets? Are they good at doing it standing up? No. It says here that I can't actually. Do you need a drum roll? Yeah. People who can drive column shift.

Yeah. Also very good at driving other columns. I want you to imagine this situation with me. Also very good at driving other columns. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I want you to imagine this situation with me. You're on someone else's Instagram account. You're scrolling. You're scrolling.

You are deep in the pics. You are way back in the archive. 2006 when they went to Europe and you're like, ooh. That sort of thing, right? That looks fun. You're deep. At this stage, you are treading so lightly as you go so as not to like a picture from that long ago

that shows you're stalking the person until suddenly you drop your phone and as you go to grab it, you double tap by accident on a picture from 2015. That's exactly what happened to me on the weekend. You hand it to your mum and they try and zoom in. Double tap. 2015's fine, mate.

2015? Oh, wait, hold on. 2015. Four years ago. Oh, yeah, that's fairly fast. So this happened to me on Friday night. It's someone that I know. Who?

I'm not going to say. Why not? Because I'm not sure if I've been caught. And this is what I'm going to try and find out. Okay, I have a few questions before. Yeah. Is it a man or a lady? It is a female.

Oh, I knew it. What was the photo? What was the composition? Selfie mode. And I was in it as well. Okay. So it was her and me. This is sounding weird.

Yeah, any more questions before I give you my side of the details? Right, so 2015. Yeah. When was the last time you spoke to her? In person? Four months ago. Okay. Yeah.

And do you hang out often? We're friends? We're friends We're friends Okay Okay Now the interesting thing about this Double tap Is

It's a picture That I have already liked So when she posted it in 2015 I must have hit like on it then You're like I'm in it I'm gonna like that And then I've gone back I've scrolled back

Yeah that was me Yeah that's a great impression of me Then I've gone back, I've scrolled back. Yeah, that was me. Yeah, that's a great impression of me. Then I've gone back. Hey Lucy, look at this picture of me. I've accidentally double tapped a picture

that I've already liked. Now I need to know, does she get a notification? If I've already liked it. Of course she does. You've re-liked it. No, do you get a notification if someone re-likes a picture?

I think so. We're going to attempt to find that out this afternoon. Okay. So what I've done is I've gone back on your Instagram if someone re-likes a picture? I think so. We're going to attempt to find that out this afternoon. Okay. So what I've done is I've gone back on your Instagram. Yes. And I found a picture from your sister's wedding. Okay.

That you posted on the 7th of October. Right. 2018. Now I've already liked that picture. Okay. Because I liked your dad Big Steve's moustache in the photo. He's got a good tash in that photo. Thought he looked fantastic.

Yep. What I'm going to do is I'm now going to re-like it. Okay. Not unlike it and like it again. I'm just going to double tap it again. Okay? Right. So let me see what happens.

So I'm going to do it on mine. Yep. And I want you to check your notifications. Okay. And tell me if you get a notification. I want to see what it looks like when you do it. So the heart still comes up. Okay.

Watch. So you double tap. Oh, yep. The heart comes up. But the other heart in the corner never went away. Doesn't go away. Doesn't go away. Right. So it double tap. The heart comes up. Oh, yep. The heart comes up. But the other heart in the corner never went away. Doesn't go away. Right. So it hasn't been unliked.

So if you could now refresh your notifications. I've just refreshed. I'm going to head into notifications now. Doesn't come up. Yes, they could. We're good. We're good, fam. We're good. Unless she's heard this on national radio, then you're screwed. Yes, thank God. We're good. We're good, fam. We're good.

Unless she's heard this on national radio, then you're screwed. I never named her. Never named her. Yeah, true. We're good, fam. We're good. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. You all know the show Seven Sharp, right?

It's on at seven sharp on TVNZ1. What time? Seven sharp. Hosted by Jeremy Wells. So just after seven then? Yeah. No, no. Seven Sharp.

Oh, Seven Sharp. Yeah. And Hilary Barry, national icon. They're a good looking unit together, aren't they? They're a talented unit who I'm worried are moving the show in an adults only direction. Yeah, they do have a lot of innuendo. Well, yeah. And until now it's been quite subtle.

Which we're against on this show. We're very much against as a family show. We would never, we would never insert anything. Innuendo is such lazy comedy. Exactly my opinion. That's what we always say on this show. Which is why I'm concerned for Seven Sharp.

I mean, they're coming out of the state broadcaster. The way they're going, they're going to have to move to Eight Sharp, you know, to move into a more PGR zone. This story on the face of it is quite innocent. It's about a lady from Christchurch called Rosie who New Zealand Post have decided has a dangerous letterbox. Listen to this. Number eight, white picket fence, a sharp looking box and the offending foliage. Apparently her tree is a hazard to the posties motorised packs to delivery vehicle. Now to be clear,

after Rosie received the letter, she did trim back just a little bit though. Here are the clippings. But she's now left wondering whether her post will stop coming altogether. Innocent, right? Fine, nothing wrong with that. I mean, she's playing with fire because you need to keep your box accessible. It does need to be accessible. It needs to be trimmed and just very accessible to those mailmen. And if you want to grow a bush, that's your responsibility. Exactly, but you need to keep the bush trim.

Now I take you to the interview with Rosie that Seven Sharp broadcast in the same episode. Okay. Now I've had to beep some words because, like I said, we're a family-friendly show. And we don't want to go over the top. We never would. No. We would never use innuendo like we've said. But this went live to air once again on TVNZ on Friday night

Rosie and her inhospitable box Tell me do you think you've done enough to ensure that they deliver your mail from now on because as they said in the letter if you don't trim your d*** you may not get any p*** anymore It's so crazy. We've been looking up

and down the road and there's plenty worse hazards out there than my ****, so I don't know what's going on. My little **** in my offensive box, which I was thinking maybe putting bubble wrap around because it has got some sharp edges on it. So life's too short, really. Wait, are we talking about a vagina?

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Trash. All treasure. Good game, this. Our producer, Ben, absolutely hates it because he has to process hours and hours of television shows just to find us three items to play with. I've never heard a person whinge about one thing more. How long does this game take you to prepare, producer Ben?

Look, it's not about the time it takes. It's the enjoyment people get on here. That's what really gets me going now. That is not what you... I've also had a stern telling off from Ross. Have you? What did he say? No, nothing.

I'm just... He can't. It's embargoed. It's confidential. Well, it's a simple game. Ben has produced some items up for us from like Antiques Roadshow or Pawn Stars or the like. Yeah. You get a description of it and then you have to tell us whether it's trash or treasure.

Yeah, trash worth under $5,000 or treasure worth over $5,000. Serena, you get a go. If you get two out of three, you'll win some free mobile fuel. And if you don't, then Eli is going to take your prize for doing absolutely nothing. Oh, awesome. All right, Serena, here comes your first item. I have a 1939 Pinocchio. And what is this?

That is a Knickerbocker Donald Duck. Came out of the pawn shop today to try and sell my vintage Disney toys. A 1939 lithograph of Pinocchio and an early plastic Donald Duck. Wait. No, wait. What are these items? They're old toys. People love to collect toys.

You spend hours making this and you've got us an old Pinocchio. That's what you've come up with. And a Donald Duck. I think it's great, Ben. Thanks, Brie. I think you've given up. I think you're trying to ruin this game.

Oh, come on, mate. No. Old toys are cool. Serena, an old Pinocchio, trash or treasure? Sorry, as we squabble in the studio.

Oh, that's a hard one. I'll go with treasure just because I love Disney. Are you serious? Fine, okay. Yeah. I'd give you $3.50 for them

but that would be my top dollar. Oh, no. No. Trash. That's okay. It is trash. It's a trash item. It's a trash, obviously it was, all right, way to trash Disney. I. It's trash. That's okay. It is trash. It's a trash item. It's a trash.

Obviously, it was... All right, way to trash Disney. I don't mind Disney. Okay, Serena, here comes the item. This better be a better item, Ben. Here comes... For Serena's sake, all right? Here comes item number two.

These are signed Baby Air Jordan shoes and a signed poster. I got the items autographed by Michael Jordan after we'd played golf. At the time, I was not thrilled. My wife had just paid $50 for these shoes. Wait, so he's never worn the shoes? They're baby shoes. Look at them. Why would I want a signed pair

of baby-ear Jordans? For your baby. My baby's never going to wear those. You're unhappy with the item now. Tell producer Ben what you think. Ben, what is this crap today? Oh my God.

Serena, it's about you and let me reiterate, you need this to stay in the game. A signed pair of baby Air Jordans. He didn't even wear them, Serena.

They're for a baby. Is that trash or treasure? Maybe trash. Lock it in trash. I'd put the value of this piece right at around $2,000 to $2,200. Nice work. He hasn't even worn them.

He hasn't even worn them. Well done, Serena. You're still in the game. He would have came out of the womb with his feet too big to put those shoes on. This last item better be good. Here it comes, Serena. Good luck. I have an original

Lincoln Parlor card. That is the basis of the Lincoln penny. I'm not aware there's another one. Really, if you're collecting presidential sign photographs, this is the top of the pyramid. Rick, I do believe it is genuinely signed by our 16th president himself. Ben,

what's a parlor card? Like an old trading card. Use an example, like a baseball card or something like that. Is this a baseball card with Abraham Lincoln on it? A long time ago, that's how they started it, and then they turned them into coins. Can you imagine back in the day, and they're like, go Abraham Lincoln!

Serena, for the win. And it's signed. How do we know it's signed as well, by the way? Well, they're saying that it is. Okay, a signed Abraham Lincoln baseball card. Treasure? Treasure, worth over $5,000. Let's lock it in.

Here we go. What's it worth? $150,000. Whoa. You win. Congratulations. Woo! Still not over the baby Air Jordans, to be honest.

Congratulations, Serena. Some free mobile fuel coming your way. She deserved it. Awesome. Thank you so much. All right, well, a real mixed bag for Trash and Treasure this week. She's happy. We're not particularly happy.

I love ragging on Ben. It's fun. Can you put some more effort in, mate? Nah, because Serena had a good time. She was enjoying that game more than you and that's all that matters. Old Pinocchio. Bree and Clint, this is ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast.

I want to get your take on something and everyone listening. I've got a mate who messaged me the other night and she was like, is this unusual or am I just being a bit over the top? Okay. So she's been talking to this guy on Tinder and they've been talking for a little while back and forth and their schedule's never lined up so they've been trying to meet up for quite a while. Yeah.

And she said finally there was a weekend, I think it was a Sunday morning where they had both had some time off. Yeah. And he said, oh, why don't you come around to my house and I'll cook you some breakfast. Is this a first date? Yeah, first time they've met. First time they've met.

First time they've met. Quite an intimate setting for a first date. Yeah, but, you know, maybe he's trying to save money. Yeah, sure. Anyway, so she rolls on over to his house. Yeah. And she sits down and he cooks her breakfast. And she said in between cooking breakfast,

he was doing his washing and he was hanging his washing. Yeah. And then he was also cleaning his room and then he was vacuuming. Right. So he's not even fully focused on her. So he was doing all the chores. While cooking. While cooking. While cooking.

Were there any redeeming features? Like did he cook a wicked breakfast? Does he do a hell of an eggs benny or something like that? No, she said it was real average. She said like there wasn't really much effort put in, which I mean, you know, that's fine. That is a lacklustre, half-baked idea for a date. And then she said it got worse because he asked her,

he needed, I think he needed new sheets or something, and he's like, can you come to the sheets place with me? What, to go and do his shopping? On a first date? Yeah. No. No, and don't, I mean, I might be breaking the bro code here, but don't give guys like that a second date because, trust me,

they will never put in more effort than they do at the start of a relationship. And if that's where the bar is now. It's not going much higher. It's not going much higher than that. I did judge a little bit. Seriously, your wedding will be at the McDonald's drive-thru. But I thought about back in the day when I was younger, I took a date curtain shopping once.

Oh, what? Hang on, curtain shopping shopping is this a metaphor for something else no actual curtains for my room right did you get the matching carpet or something is there no there's there's none of that it was literally and then I remember we kind of dated for a bit and then they had a go at me like later on where they're like remember when you took me curtain shopping? That was fun, wasn't it? Yeah, it's not. Yeah, unless it's kooky and it's like, like I think if you're Zooey Deschanel, you can get away with that.

Oh, why can't I get away with it? Because if that's your steez, if that's your vibe, you're like, oh, this date we're going to go, I'm having therapy and you're coming with me, that sort of thing. You know, like if you're kooky cool, like weird chic. Would it scare you off? Well, if you took me curtain shopping. Yeah.

I just wouldn't know where I stood. I think it shows I'm breezy. Does it? Because I would hope that on an early date you were trying to impress me. That's what I'd want. Yeah, but maybe I would impress you with my chat. Or your knowledge of drapes. Yes.

I do love a drape. Well, this is why I wanted to ask people this afternoon on 0800DIALSATM, what's the weird and unusual date that you've been on? Yeah, okay. And whether it worked or not. I just want to know the weird stuff. So weirder than curtain shopping? Weirder than doing your laundry while you cook someone breakfast?

Yeah. Yeah. Like just what's the weird stuff that's happened to you? I think with Tinder out there these days, you'll get a bit of everything. There's quite a lot of stories these days, isn't there? Yeah, cool. All right, 0800DIALZM. Or you can text us on 9696.

What's the weird and unusual things that have happened to you on a date? Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. A friend of mine said to me, I went on this unusual date with a guy I met on Tinder. He invited her over to his house for the first date, cooked her scrambled eggs. It was just eggs on a piece of multigrain.

Yeah. And then proceeded to do his washing, the vacuuming, cleaned his bathroom, and she just kind of sat in his room. Do you think he was nervous? I don't know. Like, was he trying to fill the time, or has he never had an interaction with a woman before? Because on the first date, don't really want to watch your –

oh, actually, he wouldn't mind watching a man clean. Well, but do you want to watch him hang his grundies on one of those crusty clothes horses? Yeah, probably not. You know? We've asked what's the weird date that someone's taken you on. Like, does it get weirder than that? Claire's here.

Hey, Claire. Hi, Claire. Hi. What was the weird date you got taken on? It was so weird. Okay, so he was like, so basically he messaged me on Instagram. Like, I kind of knew him through a friend. He was like, yo, would you be keen to go get some food?

And I was like, yeah, sweet, that sounds good. Like, do you reckon you can drive? And he's like, yep, sweet. So he came and picked me up. And then we pulled into Countdown and I was like, oh, like, is this the food? And he was like, yeah, we've got to, like, grab some groceries. And I was like, okay, thinking, like, maybe this is. And I was like, okay. Thinking maybe this is the beginning. Maybe we're going on a picnic.

I didn't ask too much in case he was like, can you put me for a prize? We literally did his whole supermarket shop. Everything like eggs, milk. And then at the end, he's like, oh, I'm a bit short. Do you reckon you can spot me? No. I spent like 10 bucks worth of his groceries. And then he dropped me home.

He dropped you home after that? He didn't even take you home and cook the food for you? He didn't even cook anything, Claire. He literally was like, oh, I wanted a supermarket shopping buddy. I was like, dude, that was not what I was here for. Not cool, man. Claire, second date? Yes or no?

No. No way. I was kidding. I knew it was a no. Did he get toilet paper in the shop? So weird. No, I got cleaning supplies, but nothing. No toilet cleaning supplies.

That is the most buzziest story I've heard. What about this text in the text machine? Someone said, I had a first date and he took me to the gym. Worst part was he was a weight grunter. Who are these people? Why are you taking your first date to the gym? Do you want to show that you're sporty? Is that it?

Do you want to be like, hey, this is my lifestyle, this is my life? Then go to the golfing range. Or just take your shirt off. Like, she'll get it eventually. I'd rather that. Yeah. Okay, let's go to Morgan. Hey, Morgan.

Hey. Morgan, have you been on a weird date? I haven't been on the weird date. I've been the provider of a weird date. What did you do, Morgan? Well, to be honest, I'm not against those first two examples. So this probably isn't going to surprise you,

but I invited him over to my family home because I'm still living at home. And he helped me assemble my new IKEA furniture. I love it. No, I think that's innovative, Morgan. Wait, wait, were you assembling a bed? No. And he helped me assemble my new IKEA furniture. I love it. No, I think that's innovative, Morgan. Wait, wait, were you assembling a bed? No.

She's like, it was a table, chest of drawers. It was a whole house worth. No, but the worst part was my parents were all home and they had their friends over for a barbecue. And so, like, the whole family met him. And, yeah, he didn't get a second date. He did ask for another one, but I wasn't there. home and they had their friends over for a barbecue and so like the whole family met him and yeah he didn't get a second date. He did ask for another one but I wasn't there. Wait, he asked and you said

no. He wasn't very good at assembling furniture and I was a handyman. I love it. She based it on that. I love it. Yeah, I'm not a bad person though. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. We were just before talking about strange and unusual dates you've been on

and we didn't get to some of the texts but they are good. They are very good. One person texted through and said, weirdest first date I've been on, she took me shopping for her then husband's and his family's Christmas presents as they hadn't told them about the separation yet and they had planned to fake a family Christmas. Wait, so you're dating a woman? Yes.

Who has left her husband but they haven't told his family yet? No. And so you're buying presents for a fake Christmas. And that's the date. Yes. That's intense. And then our other favourite was this one. First date was dinner.

Turned up to his house. He was living with his parents. He introduced me to them and then asked his mum for some money for dinner. Good. He took me to a takeaway shop and then paid for his own meal with his mother's money. Legend. Absolute. Absolute Kiwi legend.

You don't ask in front of them. Marry that man. Marry him quick. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and clean. Birthday banger.

All right, birthday banger. We take your birthdays, we figure out what was number one on your 16thth and then we pick one of those songs to play. Hey, Ashley. Ashley. Hi. Hi, Ash. What's your birthday?

7th of the 1st, 1988. Okay, you were 16 in 2004 on the 7th of January and this is your Birthday Banger. Try to take it slow, but we're still losing control. On the line-up for Friday Jams Live. on the 7th of January, and this is your birthday banger. On the line-up for Friday Jams Live. Yeah, black eyed peas and shut up. You like that, Ashley? He's a bloody boomer.

Boomer. He's a bloody boomer. Okay, let's go and talk to Kyle. Hey, Kyle. Hi, Kyle. Hey, guys. First time long time. First time long time.

Well, glad to have you along. Well, come on, mate. What's your birthday? 13th of the 3rd, 1999. All right, guys. First time long time. First time long time. Well, glad to have you along. Well, come on, mate. What's your birthday? 13th of the 3rd, 99. All right, mate. You were 16 in 2015 on the 13th of March. And on that day, this topped the charts. Now I'm four, five seconds from wildin'. And we got three more days.

I still don't know whose song it is, but it's Rihanna, Kanye, and Paul McCartney all sharing a track together. I really liked that song. It's epic. Yeah, it's great. I saw Paul McCartney do this live. Did you? Yeah.

Oh, amazing. There you get four or five seconds. Are you happy with that, Kyle? First time, long time? Don't hate it. Don't hate it. Don't hate it. It's a bit of a tune.

Could be your day. One more, Samantha. Hey, Samantha. Hi, Sam. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. What's your birthday? a tune. Could be your day. One more, Samantha. Hey, Samantha. Hi, Sam. Hi, how are you? Good, thanks. What's your birthday? 3rd of June, 91.

Okay, you were 16 in 2007 on the 3rd of June, and on that day, this was number one. You can stand under my umbrella. You can stand under my umbrella. Double Riri. Oh, yeah, double Riri. I saw that when I was a teenager. What a jam. Very different Riri's there. yeah, Double Riri. I saw it when I was a teenager. What a jam.

Very different Riri's there. Yeah, are you into it? Are you still into it now? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Would you go that one or would you go the four, five seconds one? Oh, I'd go that one, I think. You would, though, wouldn't you?

What are we going to play? I'm trying to think of... Shut up, just shut up, just shut up. And while it's not as play? I'm trying to think of... Shut up, just shut up, just shut up. And while it's not as good when I sing it... No, it's not anywhere near as good. Although if they are looking for a Fergie replacement, I'm happy to put you forward. Thank you.

I'd be happy to take on that role. I think Kanye... Paul McCartney? On Monday? Yeah, it's a good song, isn't it? It's not a sad song. It was worse when I do it too. Black Eyed Peas.

Ooh, this is so hard. Okay, I'll go with you. You're going to go with me? Yeah. Okay, cool. Hey, Kyle, congratulations. First time long time. You've won Birthday Banger.

Brilliant. Thanks, guys. We love it, mate. It's a good choice. It's a good choice. It's a good tune. Brian Clemson. Sit in. Cause all of my kindness is taken for weakness. Now I'm four or five seconds from wildin'.

And we got three more days till Friday. I'm just trying to make it back home by Monday morning. I swear I wish somebody would tell me, oh, that's all I want. Woke up an optimist. Sun was shining, I'm positive. We can run about. Then I heard you was talking trash. I'm out of misery.

Hold me back, I'm about to spaz. Yeah, I'm out. But it was like, oh, that's all I want. And I know that you're home tonight. Thinking how could I be so selfish? But you called about a thousand times. Wondering where I've been. Now I know that you're home tonight Thinking how could I be so reckless But I just can't apologize

I hope you can understand If I go to jail tonight Promise you'll pay my bill They want to buy my pride But that just ain't up for sale See all of my kindness Is taken for weakness. Now I'm four or five

seconds from wildin'. And we got three more days till Friday. I'm trying to make it back home by Monday morning. I swear I'll win. Somebody would tell me,

oh, that's all I want Four or five seconds from winding And we got three more days till Friday Just trying to make it back home by Monday morning I swear I will Somebody would tell me Oh, that's all I want Every now and then you get it, don't you?

We got it wrong. You get the birthday banger regret. That was wrong from us. That was a great song. Let's not take anything away from that song. But in the spirit of what birthday banger is about, you know the one that we should have picked. Shut up, just shut up, shut up.

Shut up, just shut up, shut up. Yeah, I know. Shut up, just shut up, shut up Shut up, just shut up Yeah, I know. Shut up, just shut up Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh And the problem is, it's written in the birthday banger mandate. You can't play both. Once you've committed to your decision, you're stuck with it. There's no going back.

Oh, but listen. We try to take it slow, but we're still losing control You know where you could see this, though? Where? Friday James Live. Get your tickets now. Seamless integration. Oh, well, you win some, you lose some. I didn't mind the song.

As soon as it started, I had regret. It was the wrong choice. Okay. I've got another story about my best mate, big, gay, gorgeous Al. Oh, we better sound the alarm then. Hello, boys. That's the alarm then. Ha ha ha, hello boys. That's the alarm that sounds wherever he goes.

Not as a warning, like as an introduction. Yeah, it's more like a- It does sound quite ominous, right? Doesn't it? Like there's a hurricane coming. I guess there is. Hurricane Al. Ha ha ha, hello boys.

Hurricane Al indeed. So over the weekend, Alan and I were at a friend's house and Alan knows the friend, but he's never met, I think, other members of her family. Okay. So he knows her and her brother, which they're very similar, but he doesn't know other members of the family. What other members?

Like other sisters and brothers. Other siblings. Okay, cool. Other siblings. So we're at this girl's house and we were looking after her niece. Yeah. Little baby. She was about four months old.

So cute. Super cute. Adorable. You sent me a video on the Jolly Jumper. Very cute. So we looked after her for about five hours on Saturday. And, you know, Alan was there. I was there.

And we're looking after this little baby. And then eventually her mum, so our friend's older sister. The baby's mum. The baby's mum. Yeah. And her husband rock on up to the house. To get the baby back. To get the baby.

Yeah. We probably should have warned Alan that the parents of the baby, the sister, is... Oh, God, what? They're quite... Not quite. They're a little bit religious. Oh, okay.

What do you mean by a little bit religious? They're just not the same as our friend. They're a little bit more Christian, a little bit more, you know, old school. Right. Are they the kind of religious that is offended by a six foot five gay man? No. Right. They're not like that.

Okay. Because that's what I went to. No, no, no, no, no. They're not like that. But some of the things Big Gay Gorgeous Al said, I don't think they were too happy about. Okay. So he's whipped the filter off. So at one point we're sitting there and we're all kind of like the baby's there

and we're all there, we're all kind of talking and Alan goes, Alan goes, why do these things keep coming up on my wish? You know that app on Facebook? Yeah, the shop with all the weird things. He goes, don't they look like anal beads? Look at them. Oh, Christ. To which the Christian couple said, we only know rosary beads, Alan.

That was the first thing. Right. Which is fine. I don't think they even heard it. Probably not. He's not that loud. It was at the point where little baby loved Alan. She was obsessed with Alan.

She was entranced. And he has looked at her and he was kind of playing with her and she was laughing and smiling at him. Yeah. And the mum makes a comment and goes, oh, she really likes you. And Alan goes, yeah, she's my fag hag. And it was at that point we knew it stuffed her because she didn't say anything. And she was like, oh, yeah. And then the baby started crying and the mum goes,

yeah, she didn't find it funny either. No, you can't call a Christian woman's baby your fag hag. I've changed my mind. It is a warning. Hello, boys. Sound the alarm. Category 5. It's my fag hag. Hurricane Elle. You can't call a baby a fag hag.

ZM Spree and Clint. The podcast. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the latest evictee and the hottest mess we know. It's Lily McManus from Celebrity Treasure Island. Thank you for having me, Brie. How do you feel about not being the hottest mess in this room? Finally, about time we get someone in here that makes me look like I've got it together.

Lily walks into this interview and she goes, shit, guys, I woke up late this morning. Is that what I sound like? Slept through my interview at the edge. Woke up in some guy's bed. Hey, I made it here, so you guys should be complimented. Then they rolled me into a TV studio and they slapped some makeup on me. That came in in the makeup that I slept in. It was very, very grim.

We did get to see a bit of that on the show, your hot mess appeal on the show. And you were well loved. And you looked like you were really sad to go last night. I was. I was super gutted. I made so many good friends. And like, you know, everyone on that show is an absolute legend.

But I was proud of myself and I was super satisfied with how I did. While you're on there, you are part of the court of public opinion. And people have been tweeting about the show, writing all kinds of things about the show while you've been on there. People love to get on the keyboard and have their say. I'm no stranger to that, being on The Bachelor. Yeah, absolutely. And we thought we'd play a game with you this afternoon

where we've taken some of those quotes from online and we're going to blank out the names and you have to try and tell us who that quote is about off the internet. Okay. And your challenge is, don't offend anybody. Good luck. All right.

Sam, for all of the above. You can kick it off, Clint. Okay, blank. This comes from Twitter. You can see through the paper. Blank is the biggest threat to his own team. Who would that be about? Threat to his own team. Maddie. team who would that written about?

It is Jodie Rimmer. Absolutely correct. Blank and Blank's alpha bullshit has ruined this team for me. Who's that about? Definitely not me and Jodie. That's going to have to be an Eric and Sam one. Yeah, well done. That's correct. And had it? Do you think it had?

Do you think that's a fair statement? Yeah, I mean, they definitely had their heads up there. A-S-S-H-O-L-E-S. Can I say that word? You can spell it. That's fine. Here comes another one for you. Blank ain't hungry because she's sitting down watching all the challenges.

Oh, Barbz. Yeah, well done. It was Barb's. You're good at this. Thank you. I was on the show, believe it or not. We've got two more for you. Okay, Blank has the world's tiniest nipples.

Those things look like melted M&M minis. Don't think it's me. Might have to go with Sam again. Doesn't he have small nips? He does, but was it him? Well, we actually made that one up, but seeing as you think he's have small nips uh yeah he does but was it him uh well we actually made that one up but seeing as you think he's got small nipples that's fine let's just go with me then i'm fine all right last one uh blank and blank would be the most likely to hook up on this show it means zach i was made up but you've confirmed it you have confirmed it that was

the love story that i was trying to go with Farid I know you were pushing it Oh come on mate You're a bad influence on me Can I say She's gone From Celebrity Treasure Island But she'll be back

On our screen soon As TVNZ's The Bachelorette right No comment That's Lily McManus Thanks for seeing us today Thanks mate Thank you for having me guys

Free and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Mortified father. Oh, I was right. Who shared a story on Reddit this week. And so he's 53. His wife is 51. Yeah.

And sometimes they like to swing dance without the dancing. Right. They like to go to parties. Swing dance parties without the dance. Oh, well, there's some type of dance. Horizontal dance. Yeah. They like to go to parties where there's a very specific place

that you leave your car keys. Exactly. And that's in a big bowl. It's an unusual party. I don't know what goes on there. Yes, you do. But this couple likes to go to those parties. Yep. Anyway, they've rocked up at a party,

this type of party, and they were sitting there and then all of a sudden the dad has spotted a dress over in the corner of the other room. Now, was the dress on a person or not on a person? It was on the person. And he he recognised it and he goes, oh, I've seen that dress before. And it was as the woman turned around

he noticed that it was his daughter. Well, like father, like daughter. I guess. So, the daughter's there. Her husband is there.

And he said to his wife, he's like, we need to get the hell out of here. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. Right now. Yes, you do. And you need to never tell your daughter that you saw her. Yeah. So that was the plan until they locked eyes.

No. No. From across the rooms, they've locked eyes. And then they ran. They ran after seeing each other. So they saw each other from two rooms over. And then in the story, he said, he goes, we didn't know what else to do. So we just kind of ran.

And I was like, that's what I would have done too. It's as if you're going to go over across the room and talk to your daughter at a swing dance party. Oh, what are you doing here? Well, I think we both know what we're doing here. Oh, your husband's here too. Oh, shall I get your mother? I'll get her.

She'd love to see you. Not like that. Not like that. Not like that. You pull out some keys. You're like, oh, whose keys are these? Didn't I buy you this car? You're like, isn't this my old car?

Mortifying. Oh, well, happy Father's Day. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. News from Pornhub, which we don't often bring you news from Pornhub, but I have some today. How did you find this news? Excuse me. I knew you were going to ask that.

Is that your preferred viewing website? I found it on the other hub, okay? News Hub. Alright? This is the headline. Dirtiest porn ever. Pornhub makes adult film on littered beach to raise money for the environment. Well done, Pornhub. Well done.

Can you stop saying that word? Alright. Well done, Pornhub. Well done. That's why I like red tube. I haven't visited that one. You're such a liar. Get the lie detector machine in here again. Can I read out the environmental porno story or are you just going to keep interrupting me

with your favourite porn sites? Seriously, what is this? What is this? Porn Hub is sharing a raunchy new release in a bid to raise money towards the removal of plastic waste from the world's oceans they're shooting a porno on a um trash covered beach that's a real story it's real story i'll show you a thumbnail i'll show you a thumbnail from it oh my god it's gonna be a real a real. Are you allowed to look at that at work? Rubbish.

Letter. No. The idea is to raise awareness. But at the same time, like, you've still got to go and watch some porn. Like. Nothing wrong with it. No, nothing wrong with it. And now it's a little bit like you're doing something good for the environment at the same time.

Exactly. So you don't have to feel bad. I mean, certain ones, let's clarify. Probably not my fave. Which ones? Oh, just the. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want to know about your category choices.

Jesus Christ. I was like, this is a very personal question on the air. P.R. is hoping the combination of P.R. and pollution will attract the dirty-minded viewer. That's good play on words there. Here you go. For every stream viewed, the company will donate money to Ocean Polymers, a non-profit organisation that cleans up the world's ocean plastic. So there you go.

That's kind of cool. Yeah. Doing their bit. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Beat. Help beat.

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