ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 2nd 2020

Episode Date: September 2, 2020

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Hi everybody and welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. I noticed today in big podcast news Ben, our resident Joe Rogan fanboy on the show, said Joe Rogan's moved all his podcasts to Spotify. That's what's happened today. He's now exclusively Spotify. I don't know if it's, yeah it probably is. I was going to say I'm not sure it's exclusively Spotify but I'd say it probably is soon. Have Spotify approached us yet? We're on Spotify. Yeah I know but if they say it probably is soon. Have Spotify approached us yet? We're on Spotify. Yeah, I know, but if they ask for an exclusive deal.

Because we can't because we're iHeartRadio until we DIE. Oh, yeah. Yeah. But Joe Rogan, his podcast now, when you listen to it on Spotify, you get the video of it as well. So you can watch it while you listen to it. That's cool. Can we get that?

Yeah, we definitely could if you want me to film the whole show. I don't want that because I like to pick my nose and stuff. Well, just don't pick your nose during the break. That's why I could never go on a show like Big Brother. Oh, right. Because I pick my nose too much. Yeah, I'm a bum scratcher.

Yeah, and I love to get into my butt crack. There'll be too many shots of me scratching my bum. Yeah, sometimes you've got an itch. We've just got new neighbours and their lounge lounge their kitchen looks directly into our lounge and i've become incredibly self-conscious in my lounge because i don't know these people yet what are you doing in your lounge well this is the thing you don't know what you're doing until you think about it yeah when you're just in your natural environment think about what

you probably do that you've already said nose picking, butt scratching Probably bit my toenails Yeah Wait, what did you say? I was saying that to see what you guys said You know as a kid I used to bite my toenails Can you do it now? No, I can't get up there now Should we all give it a go?

I can't even cross my legs Oh, you could do it I actually can Let me give it a go Is that as far as you I actually can Let me give it a go Hang on Oh, shit Is that as far as you can go? Let me try again Hang on

He's wearing jeans though So? I don't think the jeans Is the problem I'm wearing Vans Oh my god That's it Yeah, look at me

Can you put that leg behind your head? Nah I draw the line Oh, finally we draw the line. Oh, finally we found the line. Yeah, sorry. That's my line. Back off.

Right. That's out of the way. The podcast. There was something else. Yeah. There was something else. We didn't win the UK lotto, by the way. Oh, yeah. But we're back in it, aren't we?

No. Oh, again. We lost again. Someone else won it. 180 million pounds. Oh, my. We lost again. Someone else won it. 180 million pounds. Disappointment. I don't know how much more I can take. Lots of feedback on your dog, by the way.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, a lot of people thank you so much for that. Everyone just started posting their adorable pictures of their dog. Yeah. Which made it even worse Because I'm like Just wanting one so bad There's a bit of Bit of

Bit of warning you off That breed of dog So you're a pain in the arse No there's not Yeah they said They're a major admin I'm not going to go through All the comments

No go on You obviously haven't read them all Because someone said You get this dog If you like admin They were joking Oh It was like

You know They're pretty hectic. Yeah. Which already, like, every dog is. Yeah. Like, don't expect to get a dog and it be easy. Right. Like, if you're doing that, then you...

Or if you get an old, fat Labrador. Well, then maybe if you get, like, we talked about the rescue dogs on the show today. Oh, yeah, there's some dog chat in the show. Yeah. There's been dog chat for a lot of days. Because you're dog clucky. Yeah. That's why.

I'm super dog clucky. You need to take a dog pregnancy test. I see. You need to pee on a dog stick. My partner and I have been looking for a canteria, or I think that's how you say it, for ages, and it's so hard to find them because there's no breeders or there's like very little breeders in New Zealand.

And I said to my partner the other day, I was like, imagine if we could like just have puppies. They literally, that's what people do, they're called babies. No, but. Yeah, you're at the dog stage. Like have a dog. Then you graduate from the dog stage to the baby stage. That's what's come next.

No, as in, like, could I grow them? The dog? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a cabbage patch kid. Eventually, once you get the dog and you've satiated that need, you then go, you and your partner will go, oh, we should get a, instead of a dog, we should get a baby.

And then you go, we can make those. No, I think you're, oh. So you haven't missed what I said. You want to grow a dog in your womb. Yeah, right, right. I was just checking. Right, right, right. Yeah, so this is the first step.

Did I tell you guys my dad mentioned on FaceTime the other night, he was like, oh, because we were talking about my sister's wedding for some reason, which was a couple of years ago. He's like, yeah, because we were talking about my sister's wedding for some reason, which was a couple years ago. He's like, yeah, I'm just waiting for another wedding now. Oh, you? No, no. Your brother's been in a relationship longer than you have. No, no, he hasn't.

Oh my gosh. My brother's going to have such a hot wedding. It's going to be a hot wedding, yeah. No, he hasn't been. Always there, really. Well, why would he say that if he was talking to me on FaceTime? I don't know, but it's a ringing endorsement from your father. It means he likes who you're with. You should take it as a compliment.

That is cool. I have. I was like, oh, that's... Because otherwise he just wouldn't say anything. By Russia? Yeah. Yeah, that's very true. He wouldn't say anything.

Well, you'll need something to look forward to, Brie. That's all I'm saying. Piss off, Anastasia. Do you think you'll propose? No I want to be proposed too Yeah that's what I was asking I think And you want to be proposed to

Actually to be honest When I think about it I hate receiving gifts I hate it, I find it real uncomfortable It's not a gift, it's a promise I love giving gifts So I probably will be the one. Before Christmas? Great question, mate.

When that time in my life comes, I'm saying I will probably be the one. How good is a summer wedding? Hasn't 2020... Shut up. Look what I've done. If 2020's taught us one thing, why wait? Yeah. Why wait for anything?

Life's too short for you. So let's switch focus to Ben. Yeah, mate. Who's looking to move in with his partner. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Why wait for anything? Life's too short for anything So let's switch focus to Ben Yeah mate Who's looking to move in with his partner Yeah that's true Yeah Why wait? Well we're not waiting

We're probably being about I think it's about four weeks And imagine if you get into that new house What you're getting engaged In four weeks Imagine you get into that new house And she opens the door And on the bench

There's just a ring box That's so cute I don't wear rings But that is a cool ring. Have I told you that story? What? So when Lucy and I bought our house, which was our first house, and we weren't married at this stage when we bought the house,

I was like, I've got to make this moment special. Did you carry her in? No. I was like, how do I mark the occasion? You bought a house. Yeah, but I was trying to be romantic, and I was like How do I How do I mark the occasion? You bought a house That's a Yeah Yeah but I was trying to be romantic

And I was like Let's give Let's mark the occasion I know yeah Tell me this I went to the I went to The jewellery store

And I bought a ring Oh no You haven't told me this And I got inscribed Inside it The date That we bought the house Our move in date

I was like This is our home Our our first home together. And I hadn't proposed to Lucy at this stage. Oh, you're an idiot. And I put her on the bench at the house. Don't say it. Don't say it, Clint. What is wrong with you?

And Lucy was going over to the house that night. Use your fucking brain. The only thing that saved me was I told Sharon, my friend Sharon, I said, you won't believe this. I'm such a romantic guy. Guess what I've done? And she goes, if you are not proposing to her tonight, you need to leave now and get that ring because she will 100% think that that's a proposal.

I was like, it's not a proposal. It's not a proposal. It's not a proposal. It's a ring! It's a milestone. It's a ring in a box. She would have picked it up and gone milestone, double milestone. Well, I know that now. Did you get the ring in time? I sped to the house,

got the ring. The house is empty at this stage. We haven't even moved in. Ate it. Got the ring. Yeah, swallowed it. No, went up into the attic and hid the ring. Okay. So you've never given it to her?

No, and then eventually, a couple of years later, when we did get engaged, and she was thinking about what she wanted as an engagement, as a wedding band, because I gave her the engagement ring. Yeah. And when she was thinking about what she wanted for a wedding band, I was like, funny story, I might have a ring. And I went up into the attic and I got it and she goes

oh my god that is the weirdest shit ever yeah I would have forgotten about that that is so weird that is so random

who just pulls a ring out of the attic and goes no this was meant to give you this two years ago so yeah I got some

pulled downstairs anyway I've got an idea let's take bets on who's gonna do it So, yeah, I got some pool downstairs. Anyway, why don't we... Oh, I've got an idea. Let's take bets on who's going to do it first. Okay. Ben, Bree, Anastasia. No, I'm not included in that.

What the fuck? No. Why is this conversation starting? This should be a reality show. Race to the aisle. Yeah. Yeah, because you all know what you should do with marriage. Rush into it

That's what Anastasia and I will do We'll start building the perfect wedding We'll get clients on board We'll get the food sponsored This has never been done on a radio promo No it hasn't This idea hasn't We get food involved

We get the venue We get all the dress sponsorship Everything We build it, build it, build it And to claim the free wedding Is the first one who gets their partner to agree to marry them. Oh my gosh. That's who gets the wedding.

And it's called Race to the Altar. You have to get your partner to agree to the whole thing. This is a great idea. Hey, quickly copyright this. I hate this. I hate this. And then we add more things and we're like Diplo will DJ the reception. That's very cool.

That's so dope. Is he going to be quarantining for two weeks? Yeah, whatever it takes. Stan Walker. We'll get Stan Walker. We need to copyright this, though. Brian Clint exclusive. Yeah, it is.

This is copyrighted Brian Clint exclusive. I always, this is going to sound really judgmental of me, but I always watch, have you ever watched that show? It's called, like, Four Weddings? Oh, I love that show. Yeah, it's a good show. And they, like, follow these four ladies' weddings and then they all go to each other's weddings

and then they rate the wedding. Oh, I love that. Yeah, and then the one who gets the best gets the honeymoon paid for. I saw that just randomly on TV the other day. Someone gave a three out of 30 for like Dries or something. I was like, that's horrible. I always watch that show and go, who the fuck is compromising

Their wedding day for this stupid show You do get a cash prize If you do want to If you don't win you get nothing It's like Come Dine With Me but a wedding edition I think they want to Also half the time with reality People sometimes they just want to be on TV

And they want the clout Of their wedding being on TV too. But it's even more awkward because they get four people from completely different walks of life. There's one really bougie wedding. They don't even know each other. There's one homemade wedding and it's just awkward. But somehow it makes for great viewing.

For me, wedding shows didn't ever get any better than my big fat gypsy wedding. Never seen it. Oh, I love that show. Yes, I've seen that show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Next level. And then they turned it into a different series. Like there was Communions.

I was going to say, it's Greek Wedding, Clint. Greek. Oh, no, that's the movie. That's the movie, yeah. Yeah, I know. All right. It's okay. I'll make you lamb.

If I hadn't seen the movie, that would have been good. Yeah, that would have been good. All right, Ben, if you're going to get a ring, make sure you're proposing. Bree, if you're going to get a ring, make sure you're proposing. Bree, if you're going to get a dog. Make sure you're proposing. You can't grow it in your womb. I'll put the ring on the collar.

Anastasia, contact Diplo. No, that's not happening. Why are we all getting so excited? We're not doing that. Here's the podcast, everybody. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m. Give or take a minute.

Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora, everybody. Welcome to the show. It's Brie and Clint. Hello, mate. Oh, hello, mate. Oh, g'day, mate.

Sorry, just tasted what I had for lunch. Burrito? Yeah. This repeats on me a little bit. It's a rapido. You know what is, yeah, literally. You know what food repeats on me the worst?

No, but I feel like you're about to tell me. It's a real niche. Cooked capsicum. Oh, okay. I don't know why. Just so bad. Not a fan of a niche. Cooked capsicum. Oh, okay. I don't know why. Just so bad. Not a fan of a floppy bit of capsicum. Neither. I love fresh. I'll eat a fresh capsicum just like an apple.

Can't do cooked capsicum. Can't do cooked avocado. Who's doing cooked avocado? People who put avocado on their pizzas. Oh, no. And they put the avocado on before and it goes, I don't mind if you do, I don't mind if you want to do a special pizza and you want to put like a guacamole on at the end,

if you have to, if you have to, but don't put my avocado. What do you mean, if you have to? When in any situation would you go, oh, this pizza, I have to put avocado on it? I don't know, maybe nacho pizza? Get out of the studio. I'm saying, I'm saying don't heat up my avocado, please. That studio. I'm saying, I'm saying, don't heat up my avocado.

Please. That's all I'm saying, okay? I'll remember that next time I make you something. Yeah, anyone who's listening, please don't heat up my avocado. Hey, today on the show, the 50K fact of the day is back.

Are you kidding me? You guys did that yesterday. No? God damn it, we're doing it again. So if you heard the fact of the day this morning, then you'll be in

to win $500 at 4 o'clock when we play you the question. That's thanks to our friends at Save My Bacon. Pretty easy to win $500. Next on the show, though, another classic show getting a reunion. Well, I say another. We actually haven't had any of these reunions yet.

No! Who dares wins? No, not who dares wins. I wish Mike Whitney would come back and the whole crew. Mike Whitney and Tanya. What was it? Tanya? Tanya. Kigoria? Kigoria? No. I wish Mike Whitney would come back and the whole crew. Mike Whitney and Tanya. What was it? Tanya? Tanya.

Kigoria? No. I don't know her last name. Tanya Kigoriava. Was that her name? Possibly. She was a babe. I'll give you 50 bucks.

Remember you used to give out 50 bucks? Remember she used to jump in and do the deal? That's right. Anyway, it's not Who Dares Wins that's getting a reunion. It's also not Friends, but it is an iconic show from the 90s. See if you can figure it out, and we'll give you the details after Sam Fisher. This city, Bree and Clint at ZM. Bree and Clint.

I told you there's an iconic show from the 90s which is getting a reunion. I know what it is. We talked about Friends. You know what it is? Have a guess. What is it? I've picked it. I'm pretty sure.

99% accurate. Yeah. Gladiators. Have a guess. What is it? I've picked it. Yeah. I'm pretty sure. Yeah. 99% accurate. Yeah. Gladiators. No. No. No, we've got Ninja Warrior now. The price is right. No.

No. One more guess. One more guess. What was another iconic TV show in the 90s? Two Girls, A Guy and a Pizza Shop. No. Although that was iconic. That was such a good show.

I think that might have been 2000s. Ryan Reynolds. Was it? Yeah, and they eventually dropped the pizza place bit. It just became two guys and a girl. Which sounds like a different show. It does. These days it does, isn't it?

In a cup. No, the iconic 90s show which is getting a reunion special is... The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. HBO Max has said the filming of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air reunion will take place next week, 10th of September. The anniversary of their first ever show, the 30-year anniversary of the first episode. I've heard Will Smith talk quite a lot about this,

and he's saying it's going to be quite a dark spin-off. No, that's the spin-off. This is a reunion special. This is getting the original cast back together and doing a one-off episode reunion. There's so much happening with the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. I know, because it's a huge brand and people still love it. One of the cast members

passed away, didn't they? Uncle Phil. Yeah. That was recently. Ish. Ish. Five years maybe.

That's sad. So obviously Uncle Phil won't be there. No. They could hologram him in maybe. But the rest of the cast are all going to be there. This is my question for you.

So it's a 30 year reunion. I'm going to run through some of the characters who are going to be on this. It's an unscripted special like the Friends one. Which no one knows what that means because none of them have been to air yet. It just sounds like no one wants to do any work. Yeah.

And they're going to do like theatre sports. Let's just wing it. Let's just give it a go. It'll be fine. I'm going to run through some cast members and you're going to tell me how old you think they are now. So we'll start with Will Smith. You've got to go fast because there's lots of them too. How old do you think Will Smith is? Will Smith would be 52. Oh, close.

Will Smith is 51. Yep. I thought that was about right. What about Carrie Parsons who played Hilary Banks? She'd be around the same age, so I'm going to say 50. She's 53? Yeah. How old is Alfonso Ribeiro who played Carlton?

He'd be around the same too, so I'm going to say 54. 48. Oh, damn. Now we take a jump. What about Geoffrey, the butler? Oh, the butler. How old is Geoffrey, who I thought was incredibly old when I was watching the show.

I think they made him look older. Yeah. I'm going to say he's 60. Geoffrey, played by Joseph Marcel, 72 years old. Oh, okay, yeah. And finally, how old's Aunt Viv? Aunt Viv, she would be 63. Now, which Aunt Viv are you talking about?

Because remember they replaced her. That's right. I'm talking about second Aunt Viv, the one people know the most. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 63. 64. Yes! There you go.

It's being filmed next week, and I think it comes out next month. That's a Fresh Prince of Balear reunion episode. It'll be good. It'll be good. Anything Will Smith touches is good. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. Bree and Clint.

Been a big time for celebrity babies in the last couple of weeks. Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom announced their baby daughter. Daisy. Daisy last week, which was very exciting. And just recently, Ed Sheeran and his wife, Cherry Seabom, have announced their baby daughter. Yeah. Exciting for Ed Sheeran.

Overnight? Yeah, I think it was overnight they announced the birth of their first baby girl into the world. Yes. With a photo of some little baby clothes. Ed Sheeran would be a great dad. He would be. I feel like he's going to be a great dad.

I reckon he'll teach the daughter the guitar. I reckon as well. Yeah. And the loop pedal. And the loop pedal. She'll be, you know, just thrown into showbiz. I wanted to play a little game with you this afternoon because people are talking about how unique they reckon the name is

of Ed Sheeran's baby. Okay. Do we have any game show music that we can jazz this up with? Only always. Perfect. So in this game, there's going to be four different full names One of those names, Clint, is going to be the real new name of Ed Sheeran and Cherry Seaborn's baby Got it

Alright, so you just have to tell me which one it is Okay Alright, name number one Is this the name of Ed Sheeran's baby? Sun Tokyo Seaborn Sheeran's baby? Sun Tokyo Seabourn Sheeran. Sun Tokyo. Got it. Yep.

Next name. Leaker Rattle Island Sheeran. Got it. Leaker Rattle Island. Yep. Next one. Lyra Antarctica Seabourn Sheeran. Surely no one's putting Antarctica in their baby's name.

And the last potential name for Ed Sheeran's new baby daughter, Choc Island Bean Sheeran. Choc Island Bean. Choc Island Bean Sheeran. Okay, Choc Island Bean sounds like a pot of ice cream that you can get. Sounds delicious. Grab me a Choc Island bean. That's what I feel like tonight.

Antarctica. Antarctica. What was the first name for Antarctica? Lyra Antarctica. Lyra's not a name that makes sense to me. Sorry if you're on Lyra that's listening. The first one was Sun Tokyo. Sun Tokyo Seabourn Sheeran.

It's Sun Tokyo. It's Sun Tokyo. That's what I'm locking in. You're locking in for Ed Sheeran's new baby daughter, Sun Tokyo Seabourn Sheeran. It's Sun Tokyo. It's Sun Tokyo. That's what I'm locking in. You're locking in for Ed Sheeran's new baby daughter, Sun Tokyo Seabourn Sheeran. Yeah. Clint. That is incorrect.

Okay. I'd like to lock in Vanilla Bean, Choco Vanilla Bean. Choc Island Bean Sheeran? Yeah, I'd like to lock that one in. It's also incorrect. Okay, I'd like to lock in whatever the other one was that wasn't Antarctica. Laker Rattle Island Sheeran. Laker Rattle Island, yeah.

Wrong again. Are you kidding me? It's Lyra Antarctica Seabourn Sheeran. Are they trying to draw attention to climate change? Is that why they've gone with Antarctica? I don't know, eh? They're like, we named our daughter after Antarctica because it's rapidly disappearing.

I'm going to name my son North Pole. Yeah, that's good too. Actually, the Kardashians named their daughter North. Yeah. Didn't they? Not Pole, though. That's a bit on the nose. Yeah, yeah.

That was their second daughter. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, this is a really interesting story coming to light with little TJ, who is a rapper, saying that Tekashi 6ix9ine's team have offered him money to have a fake beef. Yes, to the tune of $3 million. Here's the thing.

These beefs on social media are so good for publicity. Let's talk Nicki Minaj and Cardi B. Let's talk Taylor Swift and Kanye West. Like, there are so many examples. I mean, Taylor Swift and Katy Perry was a real beast. That was a real beast. Right, so that was real. 1000% real. But when you

have a beef, you're a famous person, you have another beef with another famous person, that puts both of you in all of this huge press. And here's the thing with press, right? That's how they sell those albums. So, like when Nicki Minaj and Cardi B were fighting at New York Fashion Week two years ago, and you know,

Nicki had just dropped her new album, Queen, that was what got everyone talking about it. So this is a real thing. $3 million sounds like a lot. I wouldn't have thought that, not to be shady, I wouldn't have thought those two rappers were $3 million beef vibes.

I would imagine Taylor Swift and Kanye West were $3 million beef vibes. But there you go. So just don't believe everything you hear. These beefs are set up. And as well as that, relationships in Hollywood are set up. And as you know, in music, because they do that to get the double press,

because everyone loves talking about a couple and everyone loves talking about a beef. There you go. That is the latest live out of Los Angeles with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. It's thanks to old El Paso. I've got a feel good. Do you want a feel good story? Yeah, go on. El Paso. I've got a feel good. Do you want a feel good story?

Yeah, go on. Pick me up. Do you want a feel good dog story? Yes. I'm everything dogs at the moment. I know, you're dog clucky. Bree's dog clucky, by the way. Yeah, have been for a long time, but extra at the moment.

If anyone out there is breeding a, don't tell me the breed, a Scottish snoodle poodle, Is that what you're looking for? It was the dog in The Wizard of Oz. She's looking for one. Can't area. That's what they call them in Australia. No, that's what they're called. Let me read you my feel good dog headline, okay? Okay.

A Kiwi charity says it can't keep up with demand from people wanting to adopt retired working farm dogs. Shoot! Like what? Are we talking sheep dogs? Sheep dogs, cattle dogs.

Cattle dogs. What about the work dogs? Like sniffer dogs? No, these are more farm animals. Like farm animals. The ones that blast around the farm all day. Yep. High energy.

They're amazing. They need to eat a lot of tux biscuits. But by the age of 10, they're pretty tuckered out. All right? They want to rest. And the farmers are like, this is a quote from one of the farmers. They say, why would anyone want to adopt a 10-year-old dog who's got arthritis and who's a bit useless now? Aww.

It turns out, loads of people. They'd a bit useless now. Aww. It turns out loads of people. They'd be such great dogs. Yeah. They'd be really lovely. Provided they were tired because I don't have the time or energy to walk a farm dog. Yeah, border collies, a lot of energy. Yes.

Lots of energy. Did you know there's 200,000 working dogs in New Zealand? Is there? Yeah. Oh, there's a lot of sheep here. Yeah, let's talk about jobs that dogs can have. Okay. Farm dog.

Sniffer dog. Sniffer dog. Police dog. Police dog. Seeing eye dog. Seeing eye dog. Support dog. Support dog.

Hot dog. Hot dog. What else? What other jobs do dogs do? Are there any lifeguard dogs? Lifeguard, no. No, where they jump off the boat and they swim to the person? No.

Maybe that's it. Deaf people have dogs. There's lots of different types of service dogs. Okay, that's, we've covered all of them then. Service dogs. Show dogs. Show dogs. Oh, snow dogs. Snow dogs. Oh, yeah, of course, snow dogs. Snow dogs. They pull the Show dogs. Oh, snow dogs.

Snow dogs. Oh, yeah, of course. Snow dogs that pull the sleds. Working actress and actor dogs. Oh, celebrity dogs. Celebrity dogs. Instagram dogs. Oh, dogs of Instagram.

Dogs of the night, if you know what I mean. Yeah. Well, there you go. There's your feel-good dog story. If this has inspired you and you would like to get yourself a retired working dog, you need to Google retired working dogs NZ. Okay, it's a charity. Retired.

I'm going on now. You are dog cocky, aren't you? I'm so bad. Bree and Clint. Obviously, all this COVID stuff has, you know, people have lost their jobs, been made redundant. It's a really hard time for people. And people have had to get creative. They've started side hustles, businesses from home, little start-ups.

It's been awesome for a lot of people. Yeah. Never has your side hustle been more important. I know. And people are amazing with what they can come up with. And it's the same situation. You've probably never heard of this girl, but her name's Ebony Bridges and she's an Aussie boxer.

On social media, she goes by the name Blonde Bomber and she's a bantamweight fighter. She used to be a mathematics teacher in Sydney, but she decided, you know, she'd commit her whole life to professional boxing. And then obviously COVID happened, and she hasn't been able to make any money, hasn't been able to fight, hasn't been able to do anything.

Of course, yeah. So she is now going viral because she decided what started out as a joke, a little side hustle business, which in July, apparently one of her fans on social media asked her if he could buy one of her used socks. Oh, rank. Training socks. Oh, rank. Training socks. Oh, that's disgusting.

And she goes, oh, this is funny. And then she thought, wait a minute, I actually really need the money. So she sold him the sock for $900. $900? It made headlines around the world, gave her a lot of attention. She sold a couple of more socks, which she's now making about $1,000 a week by selling socks and pictures of her feet wearing socks.

So much foot stuff going around on the internet at the moment. So many people doing foot pics, like OnlyFans foot accounts, now selling dirty socks. These aren't even feet pics. It's pictures of her feet in socks. Yeah, right. Her feet are fully clothed. They're not foot nudes.

No. I thought, you know, this is a great idea. I'm going to jump on board this. And I thought, what can I do for a side hustle? Get creative. Bree, just think of something creative. And then I realised I'm not creative. I'm just going to steal this girl's idea

And I'm going to sell some socks Online So I'll put one of your socks I use Where did you get my sock from We've got one of your socks Clint and we've put it up on Trade Me

$495 Oh that's not a bid That's a buy now price up on Trade Me. $495? Oh, that's not a bid. That's a buy now price. Well, we thought hers are going for $900. Yours will go for at least $495. You've made the shipping $75 for one sock. Yeah, well, I've got to make money somewhere. How much money do I make out of this? You get a good 10% cut of this. Trust me, you do not want to pay $495 for one of my used socks. That's

sock stinks, by the way, which I mean... Yeah, well, I wasn't planning on you putting it on Trade Me. It could be, you know, something that entices someone to buy the sock. Anyway, I'm hoping that I make some money like she did, but I want to hear from people this afternoon because I'm really interested to hear what people have as their side hustle. You know, especially with COVID around, did you start up a little side hustle business? Yeah, right.

Are you knitting face masks? I don't know. Are you knitting beanies? Are you selling face masks made out of your used socks? Yeah. Yeah. Maybe. I don't know Are you knitting beanies? Are you selling face masks Made out of your used socks? Yeah Yeah Maybe I don't know what you're doing

Maybe you're walking dogs Who knows? Okay What have you started up As your side hustle business? We're not leaving that auction For my sock up on Show Me Are we?

No, I'm making We're not leaving it up there What's that? Producer Anastasia? Uh, we are That's actually fake I'm sorry I actually just photoshopped that.

Oh, thank God. But I can confirm for all you lucky people out there who wanted to know where you can get your hands on one of Clint's socks, we're actually posting an auction on our IG gram right now. Yeah, we put it exclusively for bringing Clint followers. Bidding starts at $1. I've just posted it now. Have we got anyone bidding yet? Oh, I've just posted it now. Has anyone, have we got anyone betting yet?

Oh, I've just posted it. So, yeah, yeah, yeah. So get betting, people, at Bree and Clint. Hey, how much will you pay for one of Clint's dirty socks? It's just one sock. I'll chuck the other one in for free if you buy it. Okay, great. 0800-DIAL-ZM, what is your side hustle?

You can text us on 9696. Bree and Clint. I'm a hustler, baby. You're not. I'm a hustler. I've had a side hustle. What was your side hustle? Remember I printed those T-shirts with my mum's face on it and I sold them. That's right.

You did actually. Yeah. Did your mum see any of that money? No. That is honestly. She didn't do any of the work You didn't license her image Yeah, well, I came out of it

So that's license enough No, that's not how licensing works I'm gonna I bought her a really fancy coffee machine for Christmas I'm gonna offer to represent your mum And just so I can take you to the cleaners And I'm gonna get your mum what she's worth For a small, small 50% commission Well, I'm going to get your mum what she's worth for a small, small 50%

commission. Well, I'm just going to take your mum. Let's move on to the side hustle. Sorry, no. No, I'm going to take your mum to dinner. Yeah, all right. What's your side hustle is what we've asked you this afternoon. How are you making money on the side?

There's a boxer who's making money selling her socks. Used socks and also pictures of her feet in socks. Yeah. To her fans. I feel like the picture is like a certificate of authenticity. So you can go, I definitely wore this. Yeah, here's the picture to go with it. This person wants to remain anonymous.

Ooh, sounds kinky. Anonymous, what are you selling? What's your side hustle? So I'm selling indoor plants. Oh, see, this is big these days, isn't it? Hey, that's not kinky. Why did you need to remain anonymous? Is there like an indoor plant black market that we don't know about?

No, I just didn't want my name to be said. But yeah, I just sold an indoor plant for five grand on Trade Me. You're kidding me. What was it? No wonder you want to remain anonymous. I get it. Monstera deliciosa? Yeah, it was one of the yellow variegated ones.

Yeah, right. Linguario leviosa. No, that's Harry Potter. No, I know what you're talking about. It's the variegated. We talked about these, the variegated ones. They're multicoloured, right, Anonymous? Yeah. Anonymous? Yeah.

Anonymous, how long have you been in the game for? Because this is something that's been blowing up for a little while. The plant game, yeah. I've only been in it for, I would say, roughly around six months now. Whoa, and you've already sold a $5,000 plant. See, this is what I don't understand. Why would you buy the growing weed, which is illegal. When you can just sell these plants.

And I don't know how much you can get for one weed plant when you can get yourself a bunch of variegated Monstera deliciosas going and hock them off for five grand a head. That's crazy. Where did you even get the, actually, I'm not going to ask that because that would be a trick of the trade. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, anonymous. That's very interesting.

Thank you. That was so interesting. Lucas is here. Hey, Lucas. Hi, Lucas. G'day. What's very interesting. Thank you. That was so interesting. Lucas is here. Hey, Lucas. Hi, Lucas. G'day. What's your side hustle, mate? I sell vintage clothing on Instagram.

Oh, see, this is big too. So this, in a way, similar to the used sock one. Yeah. You're selling used, what sort of clothing items? Usually just sort of 80s, 90s, 2000s clothing items, T-shirts, sweatshirts. Has Chicago Bull stuff been blowing up since the last dance documentary? Yeah, I've seen it.

It's pretty popular at the moment, yeah. Give your vintage account a plug. I follow a bunch of them. Do I follow your one? What's yours? It's Vintage Selling Point. Just one word. I'll look it up.

I love the vintage shell tracksuits. Do you have any of those, Lucas? No, not at the moment, sorry. Get Brie a full Charlotte Hornet starter set up. That would be good, wouldn't it? I would love that. That would be sick. There you go.

There you go. Side hustles. They're all the rage in 2020. You've got to have one. Why not? Kia ora, this is Toby Mann. I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime, a podcast for the spin-off podcast network all about politics

and politicians, with me, Annabel Lee Mather and Ben Thomas, careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous. It's not for everyone. I don't think it would be Ellen's cup of tea, but you, I reckon, will love it. Gone By Lunchtime. Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. Bree and Clint. Clint Clint you know

Obviously we work in radio We're always on the hunt For new and Upcoming artists Constantly Always sniffing them out Always loitering around The back of live events

We're just always on the pulse Yeah Of what the kids want Trawling Soundclouds You know remember I bought you that artist That was massive, The Fartiste?

He was big. Oh, no, I hated that. No, he was really good. He's blown up. He didn't blow up. In the UK, I think, is where he's literally blown up. You and producer Ellie, RIP, were the only people who ever went to The Fartiste Soundcloud.

You can't say producer Ellie R.I.P. That's an in-joke that we have here in the office. She hasn't R.I.P'd. She's just gone off to a new job. Oh, she's dead to us. Yeah. Anyway. Just kidding if you're listening.

Love you, Ellie. I've come across another band that I think you're particularly going to be interested in and a special niche group also. Yeah, I hate to think what it is, but lay it on me. You know I love the new stuff. Get me at it. The band is called Old Dominion and they released an album called Old Dominion in 2019. I've just taken a few songs so you can get a vibe.

Here's the first song. This is called One Man Band Country vibe, I love the country music Yeah, it's a bit surfy, it's a bit beachy I like it Do you want to hear something else? Of course Midnight Mess Around, this is called.

There's a definitely soft country, for sure. I like it. But you say to me, yeah, but what sets them apart? Yeah, what's the difference between them and, say, Gavin DeGraw? Well, I've got the difference. Yeah. And I think they've really tapped into a market that no one has thought about. Right.

And that market is cats. Because Old Dominion, the band, have now released in 2020 the album Old Dominion, same album, but they have released the Meow Mix, we also heard Midnight Mess Around. This is the Meow version. This is actually genius. I know what you're thinking. I want more. So we'll give you one more.

This is the original song on the album called Smooth Sailing. Oh, the original. Yeah, the original. But, I mean, if you've got cats at home, they can't enjoy it. But now they can. Genius. It's fantastic. It's great.

Before that, Old Dominion, they're fine. That kind of background noise. Now. You're in the market. Yeah. No one else is doing it. They're big with cats. Can you imagine the concert?

Yeah. A bunch of cats just fighting each other. Can you imagine how much they'll pay for a Doja Cat collab as well? Doja Cat will open for them. And the Pussycat Dolls. And the Pussycat Dolls. Bree and Clint.

What? No way! I can't believe that happened. Oh my god, no! Are you f***ing kidding me? Bree and Clint's Cliff Hanger. It's a wrong segment, isn't it? It's not Monday. It's Wednesday. What are we doing?

We're doing Nickname Origins. Right. Oh, my God. Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick. Nickname Origins. Psych. There we go. Is that what we're doing?

That's what we're doing. All right, good. You guys call in. You tell us your nickname, and Clint and I will try and guess the origin, how you got the nickname. Been a long day. Stacey, hi.

Hi, Stace. Hi, how's it going? Good, thanks. I can't believe I got through. Well, you did, and we're so glad that you're here. Congratulations. What's your nickname? My nickname's Stacker.

Stacker. Stacker. Just to be clear, nickname? My nickname is Stacker. Stacker. Stacker. Just to be clear, Stacker? Yeah. All right. Stacker. She loves, I mean, she always falls over. That's what people say.

You stacked it. You stacked it. You fell over, yeah. Yeah, she had a big stack. She probably has a few too many lemonades. She always falls over. Oh, here comes Stacker. Quite clumsy.

Yeah. Oh, she stacked it again. Stacker. Put some cushions down. Stacker's here. I reckon that's it. It's got to be it. That or she works in like a bread factory.

Yeah, maybe. I'm going to say she falls over. Pallet stacker. Oh, I do fall over quite a bit, but I love a KFC chicken stacker. Oh! Wait, Stacey, you love them so much that your nickname is Stacker. That's it, yeah. Stacey, the KFC Chicken Stacker fan.

What would mine be? That's so much better than falling over. I like yours. Popcorn Chicken. Yeah. Or Coleslaw. Here comes Coleslaw, girl. Daniel, welcome to Nickname Origins.

What's your nickname? Sausage. Yes? Sausage. Yes. Sausage. These are the nicknames I've been waiting for. I like these. He loves a sausage. He's got sausage fingers.

Oh, he's got sausage fingers. Who's got sausage fingers in our team? Producer Anastasia, right? No, don't say that about her. She does not. That's just awful. Yeah, that's harsh. You told me you had sausage fingers.

How many people listen to this radio show that are going to know that about me now? She said that people say that she does. And then I said, wait, I've got the exact same size fingers as you. You definitely don't, Ray. We do. Back to sausage. Do they call you sausage because you've got sausage fingers? No, they don't.

Why do they call you sausage because you've got sausage fingers? No, they don't. Why do they call you sausage? Well, when I was 12 years old, I went to jump over a tin fence and I kind of slipped and cut something off and had it surgically reattached. Daniel, you are joking. I am not joking. Are you? Whoa! Wow.

That's amazing. Hey, did you ask for a bit extra? Well, yeah, but that didn't happen, sadly. Damn it. How old were you at the time? 12 years old. Is it working now? Is everything?

I have two children, so I guess so. Yes, good man. Oh, my God. Daniel, you're a medical miracle. Wow. That is incredible. No offence to KFC Stacker, but that's going to be hard to beat. Carl, what's your nickname?

Hot dog. Carl. Carl. You didn't lose something in a freak accident, did you? Oh, hell no. You weren't following Daniel around with a bun, were you? Nah, mate. Hot dog.

Hot dog. Hot dog. Oh, he's a professional hot dog eater. Yeah. He travels around and eats hot dogs in those hot dog eating competitions. Nah, Brie, I'm not like you. That's the TikTok queen there. Carl, we're not going to figure it out, mate. Why do they call you hot dog?

So I used to work in a tomato factory, and we worked with tomato paste. Yeah. And we put it into tomato bottles, which gives you your tomato sauce. And one day I was on the forklift, and I picked up a pallet, and a whole bunch of tomato sauce fell down onto the top of the forklift, and I got covered in tomato sauce. And because I'm a bit of a stick guy, they call me Hot Dog, onto the top of the forklift and I got covered in tomato sauce. And because I'm a bit of a stick guy,

they call me hot dog and then that's how I got the nickname hot dog. Because you were a long, thin sausage covered in sauce. Oh, yeah. We've had three fantastic nickname stories, nickname origins on today. I like all of them, but you can't... You can't go past sausage. ...Daniel and he's had two kids.

He's a medical miracle on the show. Sausage, congratulations. Not only was your reattachment surgery a success, your debut on Nickname Origins was as well because we got free mobile fuel for you. Oh, that's awesome. Thank you very much. No worries.

Daniel, thanks for calling. Amazing story, like truly. And a happy ending. Truly incredible. I just realised what I was saying. Bree and Clint. It is Father's Day on Sunday. What day is Father's Day?

Sunday. We just said that. It's Sunday. What day is Father's Day? We just literally just said it's on Sunday. What day is Father's Day? Sunday. Oh, right.

This Sunday. Sunday. Sunday. Yeah, she's got Sunday. What day? It's Father's Day. Sunday. Oh, right. This Sunday. Sunday. Yeah, she's got it. What day? It's Father's Day. Oh, my God. We know. If you don't know, then it's your problem now.

Sunday. Yeah. All right. Father's Day is this Sunday. Sunday. About time she got it. Thank God. But I thought I would actually run past you, Clint,

because you're a new dad. Well, you know what? This isn't your first Father's Day. This is your second. Yeah, I don't think I'm a new dad anymore. Well, I'm still going to say you're new. You're new to the whole thing. Right, okay.

But I thought I've come up with a few gift ideas for dad if you haven't thought about it. Okay, sure. Because there's different types of dads, and I think you need to think about that when you're buying a gift. Okay. So I thought, you know, obviously there's the foodie dads. Yeah, where do you get a foodie dad?

You can get him, you know what's very popular at the moment? Yes. Cast iron skillets. No. Why not? They're a pain in the ass. No, I love them. Cast iron skillets. I'll watch the thing on how you look after a cast iron skillets No Why not? They're a pain in the ass No, I love them Cast iron skillets

I'll watch the thing on how you look after a cast iron skillet You just oil it You gotta oil it You never wash them They go rusty No, they don't They do go rusty No, no, I think it's a great gift

Okay, if you're buying me a Father's Day gift No What about an air fryer? Oh, yeah Get around me with an air fryer That's what you can get Dad if he's a foodie Lucy won't let me get an air fryer? Oh, yeah. Get around me with an air fryer. That's what you can get Dad if he's a foodie. Lucy won't let me get an air fryer, but if I say I want one for Father's Day, then it's different.

Wait, what day is Father's Day? See, I don't know, eh? Sunday. Oh, thank you. There we go. Also, what about if your dad, you know he likes sitting down in front of the television and just, you know, watching some TV.

All dads, yep. Yeah, I thought easy, get him a Neon subscription or Netflix or Amazon Prime or Disney Plus or any of the million other streaming services. Yeah, I'll go you one better. Yeah. Get him a Sky Sports subscription now. Oh, yeah, you could do that if he loves sport.

Because there's an app for that now. You don't have to have Sky anymore. You can just get the Sky app. Well, that's a good idea too. Anything streamable for Dad. What about the DIY, Dad? Yeah. This is something that could also benefit you.

Yeah. Get him a wood fire pizza oven kit. I thought you were going to say get him a wood. No. Let's not get Dad wood. Yeah. Wood fire pizza oven that to say get him a wood. No. Let's not get dad wood. Yeah. Wood fire pizza oven that he builds himself. Great idea. And then you get to benefit

from it. And then you get it when he eventually gets around to making that pizza oven. Actually get him one that's already made and then you'll get pizza faster. Well that's true. Yeah. Yeah. But then DIY dad doesn't get to DIY. He does. He gets to DIY cooking you the pizza. Well that's foodie dad. Well I guess it comes under the same.

DIY foodie dad. If you're a DIY foodie dad, what about a fitspo dad? Yeah, yep. You know, a lot of people would say Fitbit. I say no. I say be modern and get him yoga pants. Oh, okay. I think.

Because this is something that dads are afraid to get for themselves, but once they're given them, they're like, how have I ever lived? You gave me a pair of yoga pants once. Yeah? What do you think? I've never worn them. Since you gave them to me and you made me wear them for that week. Why? Is it because they're not comfortable?

Because I asked for high-waisted ones and you got me low-cut ones. Yeah, muffin top. They make my puku feel like it's sticking out. Yeah, full muffin top situation. Well, I'll remember that for your birthday. Yeah, thank you. To re-correct that. And, of course, the last one, brand-new dads like you, Clint.

What is the best thing to get them for Father's Day? It's pretty simple. Yeah. It's easy. Lots of alcohol. Just heaps of... Brie and of... For a cheeky round of... You're welcome to join us for this, by the way. Our phone lines are open on 0800-DIALS-IT-M. You've just got to tell us what don't impress you much.

What do you want to have a whinge about? Yeah, basically. Cathartic process, get it off your chest. I think today we should start with Producer Ben can go first. All right. Good luck, mate. Come on, mate. Okay. So you did 12 hours of roadworks outside my window last night. Unreal. Unreal.

Unreal. Ben lives in an inner city apartment. So there is no off time for you guys, is there? Well, I mean, there would be if you didn't do roadworks. But yeah, you're right. Yeah, it is inner city. Producer Anastasia, you're up. Okay.

Why can't you toast a shibata bun in the toaster without it getting burnt and jammed in? I hate when toast gets jammed in the toaster. And the worst part is I've got one of those flatmates that won't let me put the knife in. No, that's a good flatmate. That's a great flatmate. I'm kidding.

Are you? Although, if you take it out of the wall. I'm always tempted. Well, no, what I do is I use a rubber-handed knife. You know what I've got? It stops the convection or the conduction or the... You know what I've got? It stops the convection.

You know what I've got? I've got wooden toast tongs. Yeah, that's good. They will change your frigging life. My birthday's in November, guys. That's all I'm saying. I would love some of those. I'm up, I'm up, I'm up.

Okay. So you're telling me that weird smell inside my face mask is my own breath? It's so intimate in there. It's so like... And then it gets sweaty. Yeah. And I'm like, is this what you guys have had to bring? Is this what I've been subjecting you guys to for the last 30 years?

I can't say I've ever smelt your breath and went, mm. Bree said the other day, she comes to work and she goes, I've got a problem with my face mask. It smells like dog food. I never had to tell you. Don't tell everyone that. The only reason it smells like dog food is because you've – Anyway.

No. You can take us home. Here you go. How will you think you're special? How will you think you're something else? Okay. So I've washed my hair, but now I need to pull a ton of hair out of my butt crack. That don't impress me much.

I've heard this about you girls. Every girl that has long hair will know exactly what I'm talking about. And it feels weird every time. Bree and Clint. This is exciting. I'd like to do a bit of a social experiment on you this afternoon. Right. So a study has been released and I do love a study.

I love research, you know, reading about things. But I'm not going to tell you what the study's about before I test this on you. Right. So what I'd like, Clint has no idea what's going on right now. Do you have your wallet here? Yeah, I do, yeah. Do you have your wallet on you? I'd have to just go and get it from my bag.

Yeah, just go get your wallet because we need that to test this out to see. I don't know why I'm volunteering my wallet. Well, you don't know what's happening yet. All right. Okay, I've got it, yeah. Do you have any money in your wallet at the moment? Great question, Brie, I don't know No cash, no

No cash at all Do you have your phone on you? Yeah I do have my phone You have my bank details don't you? Yeah Open your bank account, your banking app And open a transfer From you to me

Okay I'll just play along with this. Sure, yeah. No, no, okay. Just play along. I would like 50 bucks, please. Sure, Brie. I will happily give you $50. You're my friend.

Okay. May I inquire what the $50 is for? No, I just need it. Okay. All right. He's actually doing it. Just going along with this. I want to see proof before I give results here.

$50. And I can't know what it's for? I will tell you after, but I just want $50. Right, okay. And this is going to prove something. If I do this, this is going to prove something? Well, yeah, I'll tell going to prove something If I do this, this is going to prove something Well, it'll, yeah, it'll I'll tell you exactly what it proves

Okay, there you go $50 transferred to you Has it been transferred? You haven't pressed send You haven't pressed send on that Why do I have to push send? It's $50 I don't want to give you $50 We're not doing the fake radio stuff You don't seem like you're in need

No, I really need it. No, you don't. No, you don't. Don't you want to just be generous as a nice thing to give me $50? So you really don't. You don't have to. You push the button. But I'd like it.

Push the button. Push the button. Confirm. It's sending. I just paid you $50. Why did I just pay you $50? The study says, good news for you, Clint, generous people are set to live longer.

Fantastic. And I get $50. Is that it? Is that the end of the experiment? That's the experiment over. You get to live longer. Do I get the money back? No.

If I die early, I'm going to haunt you. I can't believe you fell for that. Birthday bangers up next. If you want to play, oh, $800 a day. Far out. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, birthday banger. Alright, Birthday Banger. We'll take these three people's birthdays and we'll figure out what was number one when they were 16. We'll start with... Mishayla. Mishayla, hi.

Hi. Hi. What's your birthday, Mishayla? 11th of April, 2001. Alright, you were 16 in 2017 on the 11th of April. And Mishayla, this is your birthday banger. Did we just play this one? Yeah, we literally

just played it, yeah. Yeah, like a couple of songs ago. And he's just had a baby as well. He has. Do you like Ed Sheeran, Michelle? Yes. Well, there you go. You've got a good birthday banger like Ed Sheeran, Michelle? Yes. Yes, definitely. Well, there you go. You've got a good birthday banger. Ed Sheeran for a birthday banger.

Who's up next? Connor. Hello, Connor. Yes, how's it going? Good. What's your birthday? 25th of August, 1999. All right.

You were 16 in 2015 on the 25th of August. And on that day, this was number one. Jess Glynn. I love this song. Me too. It's great. Yeah. Do you like Jess Glynn, Connor?

I do. I think it's not a bad song, actually, is it? She's a cool chick. Great voice, too. This always reminds me of the montages they put together of everyone feeling good and living it up on Love Island. Oh, yeah. true, yeah. You know when they throw those awkward parties when they get to drink for the one night?

When you make a montage of all your pictures from Hawaii. You've got a good birthday banger, Connor. Wait there, we'll do one more for Jess. Hi, Jess. Hi, how are you? Good. I heard you're doing your mum's birthday banger today. I am, I am indeed. Perfect. What's your mum's

name? Linley. Great. And what's Linley's birthday? 4th of August 1970. Alright. Your mum was 16 in 1986 on the 4th of August and this is her birthday banger. Venus Bananarama. I was going to say, who is this?

I know the song, but I couldn't have told you who it was by. That's not as good as I thought it was going to be, to be quite honest. Are you rigging? You know why we all know this song? Why? Because it was the major ad campaign for Venus Gillette Raisers. That's right. Oh my god, that's true. I'm pretty sure that's why we all go,

oh yeah, I know that song. Yes. A goddess on a mountain top. That's not bad, Jess. It's not too bad. Not too bad. I think she's just saying Linley is not much of a Bananarama girl. No. I vote Jess Glynn. Yeah, I vote Jess Glynn. We've never had Jess Glynn come up in Birthday Banger unless it's been like Clean Bandit or something. No, Ianger Yeah I vote Jess Glynn This afternoon We've never had Jess Glynn Come up in birthday banger

Unless it's been like Clean Bandit or something No I love that song By Jess Glynn Should we do that Yeah Let's get Connor on Connor you've just won

Birthday banger mate Congratulations Awesome cheers guys No problem Nice work Yeah this is good Feel good Yep

Brie and Clint This is it in. We all get there eventually I never knew where I belong But I was right and you were wrong Been telling myself all along Don't be so hard on yourself, no Learn to forgive, learn to let go Everyone trips, everyone falls So don't be so hard on yourself, no Cause I'm just out top of the world right where I want to be.

So how can this dark cloud keep raining over me? My heart's breaking, hell's a place that everyone knows So don't be so hard on yourself, no There's no mental simplicity I feel like I've been missing it Was not who I'm supposed to be I felt this darkness over me We all get there eventually

I never knew where I belong But I was right and you were wrong Been telling myself all along Don't be so hard on yourself, no Learn to forgive, learn to let go Everyone trips, everyone falls So don't be so hard on yourself, no Girl, I'm just out marching on my own

Kinda afraid I'll be late in my boat Well, let my heart, my heart turn into stone So don't be so hard on yourself, no Oh, I I'd like to wave goodbye I like to see my life Through someone else's eyes It's not an easy road

But no, I'm not alone So I, I won't be so hard on myself no more Don't be so hard on yourself, oh I'm not gonna forgive, gotta let go Everyone's dreams, everyone's bones So don't be so hard on yourself, no Cause I'm just tired of marching on my own And I feel I'm beating my bones And I hope my heart's not in the stone

So don't be so hard on yourself, no Cause I'm just tired my chin on my own Kind of friend I feel it in my bones Holding my heart, my heart turning to stone So don't be so hard on yourself, no It's Jess Glenn on ZM, an unorthodox winner of Birthday Banger this afternoon. She's got heaps of bangers, doesn't she?

Yeah, such a great voice. Started on that clean banded song. Orthodox winner of birthday banger this afternoon. She's got heaps of bangers, doesn't she? Yeah, such a great voice. Started on that Clean Bandit song. Yes. Yeah. What was that called? Um. If you can figure it out before.

Okay. Oh, no. Oh, my God. There's so many Clean Bandit songs. Is there? Yeah. I think they just released a new one recently, no. Oh, my God. There's so many Clean Bandit songs. Is there? Yeah. I think they just released a new one recently. They do. Rather Be.

Rather Be. This is where she got her break. Yep. She was great. Aw. Bree and Clint. So this is exciting. Our big celebrity auction is still up on Trade Me at the moment.

It's lunch with Bree's mum, Mama Di and Bree. Sorry, I need to be more forthright with you. No, no, no, that's fine. Mama Di is the show. She is the draw card. That's why people are bidding on this thing. And you're the celebrity chef. It's an important element and I know you're nervous.

I'm nervous because I'm not that good. Yeah, so I've decided today to get you some help. Joining us on the phone to offer you some advice, please welcome New Zealand's favourite celebrity chef. It's Nadia Lim. Oh, my God. Hey, guys. Hi, Nadia.

How are you? I'm good. How are you guys? Hi, Nadia. I cooked your gnocchi in lockdown. It was delicious. Oh, awesome. Well, it sounds like you're going to have this celebrity chef

cooking thing down pat then. I can cook for two people. Any more than that, it's a struggle. Oh, don't worry. I've got some good tips for you. Yeah, good. Wait. Let me catch up on the details.

So we're trying to beat Dr. Ashley Bloomfield and how much money he raised for the Cancer Society, which was $13,000. So our star attraction is Bree's mum, who's going to be zoomed in from Queensland on an iPad on a stick. Brie does a fantastic chicken parmigiana, so she's our celebrity chef. But I thought today we'll get you on and you can give her some advice because, like I said, she's really, really nervous. Oh, you don't have to be, Brie. No, not at all.

How many people are you cooking for? Seven or eight. Oh, well, that's a good number to cook for. I don't know if you've chosen your menu yet or anything, but keep it really nice and simple. If you get really stuck, you could always just order my food bag and maybe get someone else to cook it and then just serve that and pretend you've done it.

That is such a good idea, Nadia. So there's a snag here, Nadia, because I love the idea of getting my food bag. We could go one easier and Brie could get made by my food bag where the meals are literally already made. And I just put it into the oven. You just pop it in the oven. We could go one easier and Brie could get made by my food bag where the meals are literally already made. And I just put it into the oven. You just pop it in the oven. The auction is for Brie's signature chicken parmigiana dish.

Okay? Ah, okay. It's a special dish. There is a really awkward part of my chicken parmigiana recipe, Nadia, where you have to slap the chicken. So I might get some audience anticipation. People love it. Yeah.

There you go. Naughty chicken. Naughty and they just have to hit Yeah. There you go. There you go. Naughty chicken. Naughty, and they just have to hit it. There you go. There you go. This is going to be a great dinner party. I can tell this is going to be a fun one. And if you do get really stuck with cooking,

it was just as a thank you to say thank you to a couple. And anyway, I didn't have time to cook, but they were expecting this awesome meal from Nadia Lim, of course. So I literally, on my way home from work, stopped at an Indian takeaway and ordered. And as soon as I got home, I put everything, I got everything out of the takeaway container, dumped it into pots, turned on the bubble thing away

so the house smelled like I'd been cooking for ages. Did you actually, Nadia? And then I stirred it up and pretended that I'd made all of it. That is amazing. Actually did that, yes. Actually did that. Yes, actually did that. Is that the secret to how you won MasterChef as well? MasterChef, there were cameras everywhere.

You wouldn't have been able to get away with it. Well, there you go. I reckon that's the best advice that we could possibly hope for. And Bree, you're now fully equipped to take on this lunch. That story has made my day, Nadia. That's so good. So you don't have to be nervous. You've got plan A, plan B, plan C, and plan D. I'm a tell day, Nadia. That's so good. So you don't have to be nervous. You've got plan A, plan B, plan C, and plan D.

I'm Italiano, Nadia. It's running through my veins. You've given me the confidence. I'm going to cook up a storm. There she is. That's what we were hoping for. Nadia Lim, thank you so much. That is a huge help for us and our auction,

which we're raising money for the Cancer Society. So thanks again. We love you, Nadia. Good on you. Thanks to our mates at FN Vodka. Every day at the moment, we've got $250 cash to say cheers to someone for being an FN legend. All you have to tell us is who that FN legend is and why. I'm looking for something unusual.

Right. I've got an unusual reason. Yesterday we hooked up someone's dad who, when they were at uni, volunteered to pay any bill over $100. Pretty good deal. Which we were like, come on, Dad. She's obviously going to round every bill up to $100 now.

You should have been like every bill under $100. Let's see what we get. First person on is DJ. G'day, DJ. G'day. How are you going? Good, thanks. DJ, who are you nominating as an FN Legend?

I want to nominate my partner as FN Legend. Why? We started a business at the end of last year, and somehow he has pulled us through two lockdowns, and I don't know how he's done it. Wow. That's awesome. What kind of business, DJ?

Heavy diesel mechanic. All right. Yeah, they work hard, diesel mechanics. I was going to say, should have been a DJ business. No. Wait there, DJ. You're in the running. So is your partner, Alicia.

Hi. Hi. Hello, mate. Who are you nominating? I'm nominating my nana. Oh, I love nanas. This feels wrong to say, but why is nana an effing legend? Yeah, that sounds a bit weird, doesn't it?

So when I was little, my mum died and my dad was a single parent, so he didn't have a lot of money, so my nana was like my mum. And little by little, every year she put a bit of money in a bank account for me to buy a house and we finally were able to buy a house. Shut the front door. Yeah. Is it like what? The whole house you bought with this account?

Yeah, so she just put like little by little in and it was enough just like for a deposit. For a deposit. For a deposit. Still good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god. Okay, Nana's an F in legend whether you win this or not. And finally, Vanessa. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Okay, Nana's an F in legend whether you win this or not. And finally, Vanessa. Hi.

Hi, Vanessa. Hi. Who are you nominating, Vanessa? I'm nominating my awesome husband, Jeremy. What has Jeremy done? So ever since we met, he's always had, like, his dream car that he's wanted. And I've always had, like, his dream car that he's wanted. And I've always had my dream car that I've wanted. And so every Christmas, birthday, Valentine's Day, I'm like, oh, did you buy me a Mustang?

As a joke. And this year, he actually bought me a 2018 Ford Mustang Fastback GT. What? What colour? It's red. Whoa. A red Mustang. Have you named it Sally?

Yes. Yeah, I knew you would. No, you can't name it. No, you need to name it Eleanor. No, that's a blue Fastback GT. Oh, same, same. No, it's definitely red. Okay, but if you come up with anything better,

I will name it that. That's awesome. Call it Alf Stewart. Okay, we've got three good ones there. What's it going to be? Is it going to be you're the judge today? Is it going to be DJ, whose partner helped their business survive lockdown?

Is it going to be Alicia, whose grandma helped them buy a house? Or Vanessa, whose partner surprised her with a Ford Mustang? God, they're three effing legends. I mean, none has bloody helped Alicia buy her a house. Look, I think I've got to go with DJ because they're obviously doing it a bit tough.

They've gotten through two lockdowns and I'd like to give them a bit of a boost with some extra cash. DJ, congratulations. Your partner is an effing legend and you guys have got $250 cash. Oh my god, thank you guys so much. No worries, DJ. You give that hubby a big hug, alright? Yeah, thank you. There you go.

It's next time, mates, the effin' vodka. You can enjoy premium vodka, sparkling water, and a hint of natural fruit flavour. Perfectly balanced and we'll award another effin' legend same time tomorrow. Another $250. Okay, how do you award another F in Legend same time tomorrow, another 250. Bree and Clint. Okay, how do you attract men?

Well, I'm here to tell you. Okay, I'm a man. You've got experience. I've got it. No, what? Yeah. Yeah. Well, if you're explaining how to attract men,

wouldn't you have done it before? That's the person I would want to take advice from. I need a case study. Where's someone who's currently trying to attract men? Bree? No, I've got a partner. Producer Ben? Not currently.

He's got a partner. Me? No, I've got a partner. Producer Anastasia? Yes. Okay, it's you. All right, this is centered around you. She'll take what she can get.

Don't make me sound desperate. She doesn't need to take what she can get. I don't need to take what I can get. She doesn't need to because I'm about to tell her. She's not picky. I'm about to tell her how to attract whoever she wants. You don't know anything. Clint, continue.

The secret to attracting men, producer Anastasia, according to science is... Armpit stench. That's what men are into. Armpit stench. That's what we like. We're so stupid that the thing that we're attracted to is women's armpit stench.

So smelling bad, like BO under your arm. Ditch the deodorant. The boys want to come and get amongst a little bit of armpit. So you know what should happen right now? I reckon you should put a blindfold on, smell my armpit,

smell Anastasia's armpit, and then you pick which armpit you like more. So it gets a little bit more scientific. And we can do this, but I can't be the one that suggests it, okay? This is how the experiment they did works, okay? So they got 24 British males to smell like a cotton pad that had been rubbed under the armpit of a woman who wasn't wearing any deodorant. And all the guys were like, yeah, that's nice. And then a week later they got the same men to smell a cotton pad

that had been rubbed under the armpit of women that had been reading passages from Fifty Shades of Grey. And the men, all of them, found the second one far more attractive. That is such a placebo. They didn't know. They didn't know it was a placebo. As if they didn't know. They didn't know the details.

What a load of BS. So apparently we can tell from your armpit stench. I think that men probably must. Do you have a tissue out there, Producer Anastasia? No, turn around, Clint. Turn around. Oh, I've got tissues in here. Come in here, Producer Anastasia. We're turn around, Clint. Turn around. Oh, I've got tissues in here. Come in here, Producer Anastasia.

We're going to do an experiment. Oh, no, no, no. There's no need for this. No, we're doing an experiment. No. You turn around. Okay. Okay, don't look at us.

All right, Anastasia, you put that under your armpit. Like, directly? No, like, yeah, put it inside your shirt. By the way, just for the record, this is not me suggesting this experiment. Okay, hold on, wait. I've got to get a bit more I've got to get a bit more. No, no, you don't. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, and now you're going to smell both.

Oh my God, I'm so excited. Am I saying? What do I need to say? So you need to say which one. Belongs to who? No, no, no. You need to say which one you like better. Okay, this is really backfired on me, but here we go. Okay, tissue number one. Okay, no. You need to say which one you like better. Okay, this is really backfired on me, but here we go. Okay, tissue number one.

Come over here. Okay, yep. It's our sweaty armpit tissue. Tissue number two. Is this COVID safe? I don't know. Okay, all right. The tissue that I preferred, if I had to choose one, tissue number two.

Yes, it's me. Ew, the wetter one? Yeah. So it's me. Ew, the wetter one? Yeah. So it's true. All right. Yuck. This has taken a horrible turn that I did not expect. I love this.

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