ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 3rd 2019

Episode Date: September 3, 2019

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G'day everybody, welcome to the Brie and Clint podcast. What? I've just looked, you know how we have to walk to the car park, this is such first world problem. Yeah. Just looked outside and it's raining. Oh yeah, don't worry about it mate, it's alright. It's raining a lot. Did you bring a jacket?

No. Oh. Did you bring an umbrella? I did. Oh, have you still got PJ's umbrella? I've got PJ, so PJ who used to do this show with Jace. I've got her old umbrella. Oh, your good umbrella? Yeah, it's pretty decent. I would have thought she'd need that in Melbourne.

This is where there's discrimination in the umbrella world. I'd love an umbrella, but where am I going to put it? I want one of those heavy duty ones. Have you guys heard about it? The blunt? The blunt umbrella. I am fizzing for one of those. But I'd lose it. I'd lose it because I don't even want to put it. Whereas your lady umbrella, you can just put it in your handbag. The blunt ones. I am fizzing for one of those. But I'd lose it. I'd lose it because I don't even want to put it.

Whereas your lady umbrella, you can just put it in your handbag. The blunt ones, they make one small enough that you could fit it in my bag. Yeah, but I don't have a handbag. You've got a backpack. Oh, yeah. So do I. Good point. Oh, well, I guess I'm getting an umbrella then.

Yep. Looks like. Oh, but I'll get an umbrella and then I'll never use it. Guys. I'll never get around to using it This was Nearly as exciting As that time

We talked about nuts On the show Nothing will top nuts chat Nut chat I was away on the day The results came in What was the loudest nut? This was pretty exciting

This was very exciting The question was What is the loudest nut to eat? The loudest nut We Divulged Does this need a drum roll? Yeah, it's pretty big.

For those who don't already know, obviously. Five different nuts and the loudest was the Brazil nut. Was it? I don't even know what a Brazil nut is.

Don't you? There's like big kind of like. Your microphone's not on. Is it not? No. Can you not hear me? That's my fault, it's on now. We'll turn that off.

Okay, bye. Sorry guys. Can we delete this podcast not? No. Can you not hear me? That's my fault. It's on now. We'll turn that off. Okay, bye. Sorry, guys. Can we delete this podcast intro? No, we're keeping it. This is the best one we've done. Here's the podcast, everybody. No, I'm not finished. You are finished.

Okay. I'm wrapping you up. It is. Let's go. Now let me see you dance. Z-Dance. Brie and Clance. Oh, that's a good apple.

You're welcome, mate. That's quite a good apple. Yeah. I mean, it's no jazz apple. But it's still good. It's top three apple. It's Chris. Oh, we're on.

Is that Royal Gala? Yeah, Royal Gala. We're on, mate. Are we on? Yeah, we're on. That's all right. This show's got a lot of apple content running through it. I love a lot of apple chat.

Do you want an apple fact right now? Not as much as I want to hear the sweet, sweet crunch of that apple on the microphone. Oh, that's nice. It's crunchy. Now I'm ready for an apple fact. Apple fact. You know how they make new varieties of apples? How?

They put seedlings together in the ground and they see what grows. What do you mean? So you get, say, a royal gala seed. Mm-hmm. Then you get a pink lady seed. Yeah. You plant them together. Yeah.

And then sometimes they grow a different variety. What, together? Yeah. Wouldn't the stronger seed just be grown? No. The other one not grow? It's like when a corgi. Yeah.

And a dalmatian. Yeah, they're mating, yeah. But these are seeds. They don't even have genian. Yeah, they're mating, yeah. But these are seeds. They don't even have genitals. Yeah, they mate. Hmm, interesting. They grow together to create a whole new person. Okay.

Slash tree. Slash apple. Okay, there you go. Oh, well, good to start the show with Apple Facts today. In one hour's time, we'll have Troye Sivan tickets if apples aren't your thing. Yeah, very popular yesterday. Double pass for Troye Sivan available.

All you have to do is get through on 0800DIALS.EDM when you hear us say just before four o'clock and you can go and see them at Spark Arena. That is super exciting. Also very shortly, if you've wondered how much Instagram models get paid for their Instagram posts, Bree's got some info for you. I've got the facts.

How much does someone with 1.4 million followers on Instagram get paid for a post? Hot damn. I've got the details. We'll tell you in 15 minutes. But before then, news out about a school that has decided to ban Harry Potter. Ban Harry Potter? What's next?

Ban Harry Potter? Banning sunscreen? We'll talk about that next. Before then, though, this has just dropped today. It's brand new Drax project with 660. This is called Catching Feelings. Check it out. Bree and Clint, ZM.

Caught up in a dream that... Drax Project with 660. This is called Catching Feelings. Check it out. Bree and Clint, ZM. This is a story about Harry Potter, which I know is very precious to a lot of people. The story, the books, the movies, the whole journey. It represents a large part of their childhood. It's about a dumb wizard, isn't it? No. Well, producer Ellie is our resident pothead. I just love people who get so riled up.

Is it just a story about a dumb wizard? No, you're just a story about a dumb witch, Bree. That's fair. Take that. That was a sweet thing. Yeah, you like that one? A school in Tennessee has removed Harry Potter books from its library

due to fears that the books can teach children to conjure evil spells. Oh, see, even I'm not on board with this. I mean, I'm not the biggest Harry Potter fan, but what? In 2019, it does seem odd that you would take out the one book that kids actually want to read. Like, I'm not sure they're flocking to the library for much other than the Harry Potter Oh, Fifty Shades of Grey. No, good point.

St. Edward's Catholic School in Nashville no longer stocked the books after Pastor Dan Rehill complained. He said, and this is where I want to do some fact checking with our resident pothead, Ellie. Okay. He said, and this is where I want to do some fact checking with our resident pothead, Ellie. He said, the curses and spells used in the books are actual curses and spells. They're real. It's a good endorsement for the book. Which, when read by a human being,

risk conjuring evil spirits into the presence of the person reading the text. He knows it's made up. It's in fiction. I don't think he does. I don't think he does. Does he not? It's not real. By J.K. Rowling. He knows it's made up. It's in fiction. I don't think he does. I don't think he does. Does he not? It's not real. By J.K. Rowling.

She made it up. This is what I wanted to check. Now, Ellie, how many times would you say you have read the Harry Potter series? Oh, the series altogether, probably twice. I've only read the actual series twice. And how many times have you watched the movies? Oh, many, many times. In any of those viewings or readings or reenactments that you've engaged

with friends, have you conjured any real demons or spirits? No, I wish I could but I couldn't. In the bathroom you have though, haven't you? That's true. Okay, well that means you're just one person, so just giving it to you as a warning. Yeah, thank you.

Just be aware, Next time you're reading Harry Potter. Don't go using those spells on anyone. Thank you. Okay, I won't. Yeah. If she could really cast spells would she be here with us? Exactly. Yeah. Also, if someone could let Pastor Dan

Rehill know that there's another magic book in the Catholic school library. But yes. Has quite a few other, well, a guy who cast quite a few other spells. What book are you talking about? Oh, the Bible. Oh. He was a great wizard.

You shall not pass. Anyone who can turn water into wine is welcome at MyBYO. Brilliant. What a genius. Zid M. Spree and Clint, the podcast. Look, we've talked about this a couple of times on our show, but it's the world of the social media influencer. Oh, yeah.

And people making their entire career, their entire living out of Instagram now. It's a real full-time job for some people now. Yeah, it is. And there was an article that was published about a woman who studied journalism. She actually studied broadcasting journalism. And she's given that away. She's given up that career to become Insta-famous. Okay.

What does she do that makes her Insta-famous? So she posts sexy selfies in exotic locations. Is she a bikini model? She is. Yeah, she's a bikini model. She posts lots of- There's a job now in 2019, by the way, that's Bikini Babe of Instagram. Essentially, they call them

Instagram models. Yeah, okay, yeah. Where, you know, that's the kind of content they're posting and they promote brands and whatever else. Anyway, she's actually divulged exactly how much she earns per post. Yeah. So her name is Alexa Delanos.

Yeah. And she's actually married to, or not married, she's dating a millionaire. That would help to get the career going. Yeah, but she actually hit some fame in 2018, early 2018. And she's gained now 1.4 million followers. Wow, okay. She has on Instagram.

So she's got a big platform. It's quite a big platform, yeah, 1.4 million followers. Wow, okay. She has on Instagram. So she's got a big platform. It's quite a big platform, yeah. 1.4 million followers. Very hefty platform on Instagram. What do you think Alexa charges per Instagram post? So we're talking one post. Yeah, to 1.4 million people. To 1.4 million people.

I'd say she could charge about $10,000 per post. It's around $9,500. There's so much money. Just for a photo on Instagram. Just the hit of a button. Yeah. Hey, good for her. But she said she's only in the last year made about $96,000 to $100,000.

Only? Only. Only? Only. Why? That's what she says here. She goes, I've only made around. Has she only done 10 posts, 10 sponsored posts in the last year? Well, it must be that when you get up around that price, depending on I guess who's.

There's not many brands that can afford you. Well, yeah. Yeah. Advertising. Like your local vape store Probably doesn't have $10,000 To pay for a photo of you And a massive cloud of vape juice right?

Yeah well Yeah Maybe I need to start getting my rig out more Well if you're up for it My prices would probably go down I think Bree and Clint The podcast

ZM Let's get the latest From iHeartRadio This is The latest Live from LA With Z McCarthy Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Let's get the latest. From iHeartRadio. This is... The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Kia ora, Dean. How you doing?

Hi, guys. Hello, everyone. Dean, I need to know about this story that broke yesterday about Kevin Hart being involved in a car accident. He was in the passenger seat, but they're saying he's had horrific back injuries. Yes, they have. So here's what happened.

The car went off an embankment. It was one of those old vintage muscle cars. I don't know how anyone got out of there alive. The car was a wreck. Go online and check it out. Today, Kevin Hart has had major back surgery, and by all reports, it went well. It was a successful surgery, according to his wife.

Anyway, she said he will be fine were her exact words. The other guy, the driver of the car, still in the hospital, he's also looking okay and the passenger in the back, she's fine. So, we don't actually know much more about it. They've been very tight-lipped about specifically what surgery he had

but it was major and he had major back injury. So, sending him goodbye. Terrific. That is so scary. Like when you consider, if you think about a lot of other famous people and just people in general being involved in car accidents who don't ever walk away, you know? I mean, Paul Walker, you had Ryan Dunn from the Jackass Boys.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, he perished in a car accident. Also, Katie Holmes. There's news about Katie Holmes' new job and she's coming down under. She is. She is the new world ambassador for McDonald's McHappy Day.

Very incredible cause. This is, of course, the Ronald McDonald House, which is a phenomenal organisation. She's the new international ambassador. Don't really know why. Like, I don't know. Your guess would be as good as mine. Yeah, what's her connection to McDonald's?

Money. No idea. Yeah. Is she getting, does she get paid for that, Dean? She must get paid something, yes. So she will fly around the world, attend different things. I don't know whether she's going to work in a McDonald's one day for press photos and things like that.

Not really sure. I don't either. And I'll never know why she was the one chosen because I would think there were other celebrities and more of a natural fit. So she's from Ronald McDonald House is what you said, right? Yes. If you're a kid in Ronald McDonald House and you're sick,

do you want to visit from Katie Holmes? I don't think that's who that is. No. Interesting. Interesting. Or rather Spider-Man. Spider-Man's a good one to get too because you can chuck anybody in the suit. Exactly.

It won't cost you hardly anything. Yeah. All right. That's Dean McCarthy live out of LA with the latest. The latest is brought to you by Amplify Kombucha. Taste amplified. ZM Spree and latest. The latest is brought to you by Amplify Kombucha. Taste Amplified. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. As New Zealand's leading show

for maritime and aviation-based news, anytime there is a breaking story, we bring it to you. Today, it's aviation-based. There's been no maritime lately. It's all aviation. I know, right? It's all about the air. We don't make the news, though. We just tell it.

And today is the first aviation equine hybrid. That's right, it's plane horse news. A miniature horse has been filmed boarding a flight in the United States. Do you know how much I love miniature horses? I do know. That's why I knew you would love this story. Her name is Flirty and she is an emotional support horse. Here she is. Interestingly, emotional support animals in America on flights are quite a big thing. Quite a big miniature pony. Well, this is the thing as well. There are specifications around the size of horse you're allowed to take. The horse... Yeah, yeah.

The horse must be under 34 centimetres, I think, and weigh less than 50 kilos. Right, so kind of like a dog size. Yeah. And this is American, by the way. And everything I've read, the three main types of emotional support animal you can take are

dog, cat, miniature horse. Really? As bizarre as that sounds, right? Not to point out the negatives, but a dog can sit in a plane seat. Correct. A cat also can sit in your lap or in a plane seat. If it feels like it, yeah. Horses, I don't think they really sit.

No, you need to get one of those sky couches. Is that what they have to do? I don't know. I don't know. And I'm curious. That's America. America is very different to New Zealand. What about here?

I want to make a call to some people who would know. So we're going to call Flight Centre. Okay. Yeah, they would know. And make an inquiry. Okay. Welcome to Flight Centre. You're through to Holly.

Hi, Holly. Hey, I just had a question. I wonder if you could help me out around emotional support animals on flights. Yes, yes. Go for it. Do you know within New Zealand what animals you are and aren't allowed to take on? Oh, not off the top of my head. I can definitely find out for you, though.

What animal have you got? I've just been reading a story about a horse. A horse? A miniature horse. I don't know about that. I think usually it's like dog, maybe, or cat. I can definitely check for you. Cat, all right.

Yeah, where did you see that? Oh, on the internet. Oh, well. Sorry. Internet says a lot of things, doesn't it? I can definitely find out for you if you want. Sorry, that's... And the internet has a lot of things, doesn't it? But we... I can definitely find out if you want. Sorry, that's... Have you got one?

That's the horse in the background. Shut up. I'm trying to get you on the flight, all right? I'm trying... Do you want to go to Queenstown? Oh, my God. Do you want to go to Queenstown? Then be quiet.

Sorry. Oh, it's okay. Sorry, that's my horse Okay Do you want to get your horse On the flight Well I don't want to put her In cargo if you know what I mean

She's She's a special horse I told you not to call me that Yeah Holly if you want to make Some enquiries And get back to me That would be great

Without snakes Holly What flight Are you booking, what flight are you booking? Uh, NZ4 to Queen, I don't know. Can you also look into snakes? I want to take my snakes

on a plane, please. We've wasted enough time, we'll let you go. Appreciate your time. Down, girl. Down. Down. Story out of Australia about a vegan who's very frustrated

with her meat-eating neighbours. Her name is Chilla Carden and she's actually suing two of her neighbours. Not just one, she's suing two of her neighbours. Not just one, she's suing two of her neighbours. She's taking both of them to court and says that they're deliberately cooking meat and fish on their outside barbecue, which is wafting into her home. Hmm. She's over it.

Would you like to hear from her? Yes. Cilla Carden is vegan, and she's fed up with the meaty smells coming from over the fence of her Girraween home. They've put it so you smell fish. All I smell is fish. I can't enjoy my back out.

I can't go out there. She's also furious at cigarette smoke wafting into her yard. So angry she's taken her right for a fume-free existence all the way to the WA Supreme Court. Do you use the word fumes when it's a meat aroma? Is it meat fumes? I guess it is. Weird descriptive word.

Yeah, meat fumes. She's also said she is sick of the sound of the children, her neighbour's children, playing basketball. And she wants it banned as well. Is that a vegan issue as well? No, that's not a vegan. That's a side issue. That's a side issue. That's a separate issue. Okay.

I feel like for clarity, we need to focus on one issue at a time. Okay. So you choose. Is it noisy children or is it Let's go with the vegan fish. Fumes. Let's go with the meat fumes. Yeah. Back to the barbecue. Yeah, but

I mean, if you look at everything that she's complaining about, I think maybe she's just a bit of a whinger. Okay. All right. I'll just put a question to you. Oh, here we go. Do the radio thing where you have to take the other side. No, no, no.

I'm just going to ask the question. I'm just going to propose the question. I could have been a lawyer, by the way. All right, mate. Does someone who has vegan beliefs have the right to meet free air around their house? Well, I think that's hard because obviously you're living on that piece of land and you can do whatever you want. And I don't have anything against vegans. No.

But you can't, I think. You used to date one. Well, yeah, I used to date one. But I don't think you can tell other people what to do in their space. I just don't think you can do that. And I'd be the same whether that would be, you know, whatever issue it was. I just don't think you can tell someone what to do in their own backyard. If you do feel like that, then maybe you shouldn't be living

so close to people. Oh, you think you should go out and to... Maybe you should live on a piece of property or something. Get yourself surrounded by plants. Maybe. Right. Okay, what do you think? I think it's very hard to police the air.

There technically is something called air rights. Is there? Yes, there is a thing called air rights. And people who say they buy a piece of land or a house near the beach, they can buy air rights in front of it so people can't build skyscrapers over like a certain. Oh, but that's a space thing. Yeah.

That's like an actual like views and things like that. But technically it's called air rights. All right. thing. Yeah. That's like an actual, like, views and things like that. It's called air rights. All right. Okay. Yeah. What question do you want to ask around the vegan barbecue this afternoon? Whose side are you on? No, I think both sides would have an argument.

Yep. I want to hear both sides. I don't know if there'll be anyone who calls in on the vegan. I just don't know if anyone is going to. Do you think she's a bit of a whinger? I think in this situation, from the information that we have at hand, I think she's having a bit of a whinge, yeah. Fishy air is not good though, is it?

We'll see. Someone might stand up for her. Oh, 800 dial ZM. Whose side are you on? Do you think that she is entitled to sue her neighbours for cooking meat in their own backyard? For the smell of meat coming into her backyard. Yeah. 0800 dial ZM or you can text us on 9696.

We're in a debate, a barbecue debate, which I know Kiwis feel very passionately about. Same as us Aussies. As the Aussies, yeah. We both love a barbecue. And one woman who doesn't love a meat barbecue or a fish barbecue is Cilla. And she's trying to

sue her neighbours for cooking meat on their outdoor barbecue because she's vegan. Cilla Carden is vegan and she's fed up with the meaty smells coming from over the fence of her Girraween home. They've put it so you smell fish. All I smell is fish.

I can't enjoy my back out. I can't go out there. She's also furious at cigarette smoke wafting into her yard, so angry she's taken her right for a fume-free existence all the way to the WA Supreme Court. Honestly, what a whinger. Come on. Come on, Cilla.

Stop having a whinge. I'm pro food choices. Oh, she's allowed to eat whatever the hell she wants. But I feel vegans of everybody. But stop trying to sue people. They tend to paint themselves in a more controversial light than others. Is that a fair thing to say? Yeah, I mean, this woman just sounds like she's, you know,

just wants to have a bit of a winch. I love people on the text machine. Yeah, we've asked you whose side are you on. Yeah, we've asked people this afternoon what side are you on and I just love this one text. This has made me very angry. Hi, Matt. Hey, how's it going?

Matt, what do you reckon? What side are you on? I'm on the person that's being sued side. The neighbours. Yeah, the neighbours. I think it's absolutely disgraceful, for one. If she doesn't like it, then she can move out, quite frankly. Everyone has their choices of dietary. If she doesn't like it, then she can move out, quite frankly. Everyone has their choices

of dietary, you know. If she doesn't like it, so be it. Just move out. Stop trying to take things to court. Yeah,

it sounds like to me... Is there any food that you hate, Matt? Pardon me? Is there any food that you hate in particular? No, I'm not really fussy,

to be honest. Okay, well, I can't ask you then. You tried to go down that road. I just tried to turn the tables. That's fine. Hi, Stephen fussy, to be honest. Okay, well, I can't ask you then. You tried to go down that road. I just tried to turn the tables. That's fine. Hi, Stephen.

Hi, Steve. Hi. Has this got you fired up, this conversation? Oh, no, it's just interesting. What do you reckon, Steve? Whose side are you on? Are you on Silla's, who's the vegan, trying to sue her meat-eating neighbours?

Whose side? No, I'm on the neighbour's side, eh? Not really fair to tell a neighbour what they can and can't do in their backyard, right? I don't think it's fair to tell anybody what to do, really. You know, if you've got a problem, it's not their problem, it's yours. You've got to do something about it.

What if they were having... Well, she is. She's suing them. What if they were having a naked yoga class in their backyard? Well, if you don't like what you see, don't look. All right. Steve's very straight down the line. Simple rules for living by Stephen. And finally, Laura's here as well.

Hi, Laura. Hi, guys. Happy Tuesday. Happy Tuesday. Happy Tuesday, Laura. Whose side are you on? I am so on the neighbour's side. She sounds like an absolute twat.

Can we say that on the radio? It's too late. Not too late. Laura said it. I thought Laura was going to... Sorry. Laura, I half thought you were going to be a vegan coming through and supporting Cilla, who doesn't like the smell of fish.

I'm actually a vegetarian, but I don't push my agenda on others because I don't feel like it's a polite thing to do. And honestly, this is why people have such a negative stigma towards vegans because of people like this woman. And she's actually not just angry about the food and the cigarette smoke. She's angry about lots of stuff. Like she made the neighbor who does the fish cooking and stuff,

made him stop his kids from playing outside with their basketball. So now they can't go outside so that she can enjoy her peace and quiet and she should just go and move somewhere else. You know a lot about this story, Laura. Have you read up on it? Yeah, I saw it on Facebook in my lunch break today. And I was like, you know what, this really pushes my buttons. And this is just, you know, just crap.

Like, if you're that unhappy, just leave. Did it make you sad, Laura, because I read the story too and one of the neighbours actually said, he goes, I just want to keep the peace. So he's like, I've brought my kids inside, I've stopped cooking on the barbecue. Oh, you shouldn't have to do that. And the other neighbours are like, stuff you, Scylla,

we're going to cook all the meat we want. Two ways of going about it. All right, hey, thanks, Laura. Thanks for your very blunt assessment. No, I like that. Appreciate your call. One last text for you. Someone said, along with this argument,

Clint, are you able to find Bree when she farts in the studio and contaminates the air around you? There is a lawsuit pending. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. We've got breaking food news. Europe's biggest burger has been crowned. It belongs to Black's Burgers in Epsom,

and it weighs 2.2 pounds worth of beef. That's a whole kilo of just beef inside it. Right. And it has 40 slices of American cheese inside it. It's called the Beast. 40? Yeah, 40 slices. That is out of control.

Congratulations. Well done. Nice work, guys. Yeah, well done. Nice work. So far, it hasn't been beaten. Really? So it's actually a food challenge.

It's a food challenge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because we were talking about this earlier, and I said to you, I've done a food challenge before. You're a food challenge. It's a food challenge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because we were talking about this earlier and I said to you, I've done a food challenge before. You're a record holder. I'm a record holder. In the place I used to live on the Central Coast in New South Wales, I took on what was known as the Tomahawk Challenge.

Oh, yeah. And I'm pretty sure, I can't remember the exact details. I think it was 1.2 kilos of steak in 25 minutes. How's your back passage? And it had, oh, mate, I was clogged up for two weeks, I swear. And it was at this place called the Club U Minor. Yeah. And I thought we could call it this afternoon

because I was the only female to do it, to get on the wall. I just wanted to check if I was still on the wall. Oh, yeah, you're an icon. If I'm still a record holder there. All right, well, let's put in a call to where? Club U Minor. Whereabouts? On the central coast in New South Wales.

They should know who it is as soon as they hear my voice, I think. Club U Minor, Remy speaking. Hi, Remy. My name's Bree. Hello. Remy, I was wondering if you could help me out. I was having a bit of a brag to some of my friends earlier and I said to them that I completed the Tomahawk Steak Challenge there at Club U Miner a few years ago.

Yes, I remember the Tomahawk Steak Challenge. So you remember the challenge? I do. I was just wondering, do you recall someone by the name of Bree, first woman to get on the wall to complete the Tomahawk Steak Challenge? You're the radio chick, aren't you? That's me! Yes, I do remember you.

I love it, Remy. My mate clips here. Hi, Remy. Does the challenge still exist? It doesn't still exist. It was with our old caterers, but it was pretty – it was massive. It was over a kilo of meat. Yeah, Remy, do you recall exactly how much meat it was?

I think it was 1.2 kilos. That's what I thought. Remy, do you ever remember, of all the people who have completed the Tomahawk Steak Challenge, do you ever remember being impressed and going, oh, that's hot? Wasn't the first time I've taken that much meat, Remy, I tell you. All right, all right. I mean, are there challenges? All right, that's enough.

Are there challenges? That's enough. Remy, we just need to know, mainly for Bree's ego, the challenge is gone. Is her name still on the wall? There is a photo board somewhere with her photo. I'm not sure where it is. It's not up anymore, but it does exist.

We're going to transfer you over to our producers and we will pay good money for a copy of that photo, okay? Okay, no problem. Thank you, Remy. Appreciate that, Remy. Thank you, bye. I reckon you look like a hot, sweaty meat mess. Mate, trust me, it's not going on my Tinder bio, that's for sure.

That's food news. Yeah, she's still got it. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. We've got breaking food news. Europe's biggest burger has been crowned. It belongs to Black's Burgers in Epsom and it weighs 2.2 pounds worth of

beef. That's a whole kilo of just beef inside it. Right. And it has 40 slices of American cheese inside it. Right. And it has 40 slices of American cheese inside it. It's called the beast. 40? Yeah, 40 slices. That is out of control. Congratulations. Well done. Nice work, guys. Yeah, well done. Nice work. So far, it hasn't been

beaten. Really? So it's actually a food challenge. It's a food challenge, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I, um, because we were talking about this earlier, and I said to you, I've done a food challenge before. You're a record holder. I'm a record holder. In the place I used to live on the Central Coast in New South Wales,

I took on what was known as the Tomahawk Challenge. Oh, yeah. And I'm pretty sure, I can't remember the exact details. It was one, I think it was 1.2 kilos of steak in 25 minutes. How's your back passage? Oh, mate, I was clogged up for two weeks, I swear. And it was at this place called the Club U Minor. Yeah.

And I thought we could call it this afternoon because I was the only female to do it to get on the wall. I just wanted to check if I was still on the wall. Oh, yeah, you're an icon. If I'm still a record holder there. All right, well, let's put in a call to where? Club U Minor. Whereabouts?

On the central coast in New South Wales. They should know who it is as soon as they hear my voice, I think. Club U Minor, Remy speaking. Hi, Remy. My name's Bree. Hello. Remy, I was wondering if you could help me out. I was having a bit of a brag to some of my friends earlier,

and I said to them that I completed the Tomahawk Steak Challenge there at Club U Minor a few years ago. Yes, I remember the Tomahawk Steak Challenge. So you remember the challenge? I do. I was just wondering, do you recall someone by the name of Bree, first woman to get on the wall to complete the Tomahawk Steak Challenge?

You're the radio chick, aren't you? That's me! Yes, I do remember you. I love it, Remy. My mate clips here. Hi, Remy. Does the challenge still exist? It doesn't still exist.

It was with our old caterers, but it was pretty – it was massive. It was over a kilo of meat. Yeah, Remy, do you recall exactly how much meat it was? I think it was 1.2 kilos. That's what I thought. Remy, do you ever remember, of all the people who have completed the Tomahawk Steak Challenge, do you ever remember being impressed and going, oh, that's hot? Wasn't the first time I've taken that much meat, Remy, I tell you.

All right, all right. I mean, are there challenges? All right, all right. That's enough. Are there challenges? That's enough. Remy, we just need to know, mainly for Bree's ego, the challenge is gone. Is her name still on the wall?

There is a photo board somewhere with her photo. I'm not sure where it is. It's not up anymore, but it does exist. We're going to transfer you over to our producers, and we will pay good money for a copy of that photo, okay? Okay, no problem. Thank you, Remy. Appreciate that, Remy.

Thank you. Bye. I reckon you look like a hot, sweaty meat mess. Mate, trust me, it's not going on my Tinder bio, that's for sure. That's food news. Yeah, she's still got it. Bree and Clint, the podcast,

ZM. Okay, this next story's quite interesting and we have to keep the person concerned a secret because they're worried they're doing an illegal activity. But if the police are asking, we'll give you his name. We didn't come up with a fake name. What do you want your fake name to be?

Gregory. Gregory? Sounds good. Greg. Okay, Greg is here and Greg is about to go on his OE. Congratulations. You're taking a big step. Thank you. You're a bit old to be going on an OE, aren't you, Greg? You're not wrong. How old are you? I'd rather not say. Can you give us a window?

Can you give us a window? Like a five-year window? Between 25 and 35. All right. So you're in the upper echelon of, you'd still be able to do a contiki. You'd just be the old guy on the contiki. Yeah, you'd be the weird older guy. I'd be that person too, except a lady.

And you will be. When you do these sort of trips, you sell everything you own so that one, you don't have to store it until you've got enough money to go on it. You break up with people, you cut ties with family. You sever all your ties and you just go. Now Gregory, you've almost got rid of everything except for one thing. That one thing is? My beloved

Subaru car. And boy is she a nice vehicle. Trying to help you out, Greg. Can you describe the vehicle to us? It is a hatchback Subaru made in 2005. It's a manual. It's a two litre. Yeah. Great boot space.

Yeah. What I want to know, how many Ks are on the clock? 141,000. Has it ever been soiled? It's been soiled a few times. Rather than sell the car, you've decided you're going to raffle it off. I think this is a great way of doing it. And I think this is the future of car sales.

So I need to ask a couple of questions. How much are you selling raffle tickets for? $20 a ticket. Okay. So how many tickets do you have to sell to get the price that you need? Well, as part of that, I'm giving $5 from each ticket to charity. So if I sell 300... You don't need to do charity.

People win a car. Yeah. It's a nice thing to do. It gets me four and a half grand if I sell 300... You don't need to do charity. People win a car. Yeah. It's a nice thing to do. It gets me four and a half grand if I sell all 300 tickets. So you sell 300 tickets at 20 bucks. 300 tickets. So it's pretty good. For 20 bucks, I could win a secondhand Subaru Impreza.

Yeah, and you're doing your part because $5 goes to charity. Since you've started selling tickets, you've found out that what you're doing might not be above the board legally. Is that correct? That is correct. Why? Why? I don't know.

Who's told you this? An old person? A friend of mine who's a lawyer. Yeah. A party pooper. You're in trouble. A friend who's a lawyer. How many tickets have you sold?

I've sold about 80 so far. Oh, that's pretty good. Okay. What happens if you don't sell the 300 tickets? I'm going overseas with not much cash. You have to give the car away. I'll give the car away regardless. The car still has to go, right?

The car still has to go on the raffle. Yeah. This is fascinating to me because if you, like if you could increase the price of the tickets and you could essentially get twice what the car's, I'm buying a ticket. Yeah, but what if it turns out to be illegal? Do you just keep all our money?

Yeah, well, I've got my flight overseas. It doesn't matter if it's illegal, he's gone. Can we do the raffle on this show? We'll have to talk about that one. Bree, if we do that, we'll be party to a crime. Let's not do the raffle on this show. I definitely want to buy a ticket, though. Anyway, we'll take a couple of tickets.

I just thought it was bloody interesting, the idea of rather than selling your car, raffle it off, make it a prize, and then everybody gets excited about it, right? Right. Never been more interested in a second-hand Next thing we're going to 2005 Subaru Impreza. We're going to raffle off Clint's new baby. Who wants it?

If there are any lawyers listening and you know the legalities, we'd love some info. You can text us 9696. Thanks. Maybe we don't want it. Gregory. Yeah, Gregory.

ZDM Spree and Clint. The podcast. Oh my God. I heard she bought all her followers she would she's such a bitch it's time

for Brie and Clint's Insta Fame Game producer Ellie is here for the Insta Fame Game hello hello this is where we go head to head

guessing how many followers celebrities have on Instagram it is 12 games to 13 so far this year in favour of Brie. Alright. Hit us with our first celeb, Ellie, and feel free to play along in the car. Alright, your first celeb today

is Kendall Jenner. Kendall Jenner. Yeah, you know which one that is? She's the Victoria's Secret one. I reckon the hottest one. She's gorgeous, eh? Agreed. She's Secret one. I reckon the hottest one. She's gorgeous, eh? Yeah. Agreed. She's no Rob.

All right, for Kendall Jenner, Clint, you've put $112 million. Brie, you've put $137 million. Kendall Jenner has $115 million. That's a point to Clint. Yes. Nice. And you didn't think I knew who she was.

Okay. I still don't buy I knew who she was. Okay. I still don't buy it. She's the one who did the... You always say Kylie when you mean Kendall. She's the one who tried to solve racism with a Pepsi. You know that was her. Don't bring that up. Give me another one. I'm on fire.

Your next one. You've got one. He's in the news. Not for the greatest reason at the moment, but it's Kevin Hart. Oh, he's had the car crash. Oh, he's had the car crash. Yeah, he's had a car crash. Yeah, poor Kevin Hart.

Kevin Hart has... All right. For Kevin Hart, Clint, you put $42 million. Bree, you've put $69 million. Nice. Kevin Hart has $79 million. Boom! Nice!

Point to breathe. All right. If you got to 69 million. 69 never fails. And you weren't that mature, you'd go, no one else follow me. Yeah, I would. Okay, another one, another one, another one. All right, your next one is Mindy Carling.

Who the hell is that? Do you know Mindy Carling? From the Mindy project? The Mindy Carling project. Yeah, yeah, yeah. you know Mindy Carling? From the Mindy project? The Mindy Carling project. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The comedian. She's a comedian, yeah. Yeah, she's in a movie at the moment called Late Night.

Okay. Oh, yeah, I've seen that movie. Yeah, she's in The Office. That looks really funny. You don't know? No, no, not coming to Clint at all. No. I need a photo.

Is she famous? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, she's a great female comedian. Oh, so you've guessed. All right, so for Mindy Carling, Clint, you've put $12 million. Bree, you've put $2.3 million. Mindy Carling has $4.5 million.

That's a point to Bree. I mean, good guess for someone who doesn't know what I'm talking about. She's no Kendall Jenner, am I right? I know my Mindys. All right, your fourth one. Singer, songwriter. Wait, could I take it here? You could take it here, actually, Brie.

Your next one. Air. Get down. Ellie Goulding. Oh, she just got married. Yes, exactly. Did you already say that? No, I didn't.

Okay. But, yes, great news. How many followers does she have? Clint, do you know who she is? Yes, I know who she is. She used to date Skrillex. All right, for Ellie Goulding, Clint, you've put 12 million. Brie, you've put 27 million.

Ellie Goulding has 14.3. Damn it. That is a point to Clint, and we are back at tiebreak. I've spent a lot of time on Ellie Goulding's Instagram over the years. I bet you. After that time, you met her. I've spent a lot of time on Ellie Goulding's Instagram over the years. I bet you have. After that time you met her. I did meet her, yeah. I wasn't allowed to ask her about Skrillex.

Oh, okay. They'd just broken up. Cool story. If there's time later on, can you tell that again? You brought it up. You asked me about it. All right, we're going to tie break. Yeah, nice.

Hit that. Such a cool Ellie Goulding story. What's your Ellie Goulding story? Tell me about the time you met Ellie Goulding. I did meet her one time. She asked me what food was best in the food court. Oh yeah, what did you say? I said that the Asian stir fry. Nice.

And then I watched her go get it. Can I say equally as cool story? Yeah. Oh, come on! They're both great stories. But I need to listen to this Ellie right now because it's tie-break time. Nice. Thank you. We're going to go with 660.

The band? The band. How many followers do they have? They're dropping a song tomorrow. We played it before of Drax Project. Dammit, I need this. You do need this. Actually, no, I think Clint needs more.

All right, for 660, Clint, you've put 400,000. Bree, you've put 89,000. 660 have 111,000. Oh, she's done it! She's done it. It's a game to Bree. It's my prize. Can I hear that Ellie Golden story?

So they bring her in, and she's just broken up with Skrull. Bit of a Thomas L family Christmas dilemma going down in my family at the moment. Well, actually not really. I think it's just me that has the issue. Okay. So the situation, my brother, my younger brother, started dating someone at the end of last year. Oh, no, we're all devastated.

Everyone was very upset. But I'm happy for him. He's happy. He's in a relationship. And he comes to me the other day because I said to him, you know, what are we doing for Christmas? Because my family, my mum and dad are building a new house, so it'll be the first Christmas in this new house.

It's the only time of the year that my whole family get together and we see each other. Because, I mean, I miss my family a lot. You're over here. I'm over here. They're back in Australia. So I get really excited about Christmas because I love, you know, just being around my family and having that chance to be all together. Yeah.

Anyway, he says, about Christmas. I said, yeah. He goes, the new girlfriend apparently wants to go away for Christmas on an overseas holiday. I said, right. Okay. I said, and what, so what's happening? He said, look, we haven't locked anything in yet, but that's what she wants to do and obviously, you know,

he's in a relationship with her and I get that, but I also don't get it because I want him home for Christmas. Yep. I never get to see him. She gets him all the time. They can go on holidays another time. And you know where they're going on holidays? New Zealand.

Okay, I need you to calm down because I've got some questions for you, okay? One time. I won't be here. They want to come on a holiday year. Just a couple of questions. Yes. How old is your brother? He's 27.

And you're the older sibling? Yes. How many Christmases have you spent with him in his 27 years? All of them. All of them? Mm-hmm. So this would be the first one that you would have been away from him for Christmas? Yep.

Mm-hmm. So, okay, just getting that into it. How many days does she get to spend with him a year? All of them. Okay, what's your relationship like with her? I've never met her. Yep. I know her older sister and her mum,

and they're both really lovely people. She's actually from the same town as us. We're all from Stanthorpe, so she would get to see her family too. She's not even going to visit her family. If that was the case, I'd be- Maybe it's not a priority for her. Maybe Christmas isn't a big thing in her family.

But has she asked my brother? Maybe it's a priority for him, because I asked him, I said, what do you want to do? He said, I'd like to be at home with everyone for Christmas. Okay, but his girlfriend's forcing him to go on holiday? No, I'm not saying she's forcing him. That's what she would like to do. And obviously, you know, when you're in a relationship, you make, not sacrifices, but some words. No, that's it, I think.

Okay. Would you have felt more comfortable if your brother's new girlfriend, who you haven't met, had asked you if she could take your brother on holiday for Christmas? Well, I'm not the gatekeeper for my brother. Well, I don't know where the boundaries lie. I don't know where the boundaries are now because you seem very worked up about this. I'm just upset because I feel like, you know, I never get to see him

and we never get to be all together. No. And I feel like if she, maybe she doesn't know that. Maybe she doesn't know how important. Maybe. Yeah. Maybe she doesn't or maybe she does and she's trying to rip him away from us.

Okay. Bree is being very vulnerable here because she's about to ask a question which is going to open herself up to people. Oh no. And I think deep down you want honest feedback. I do. Yeah. I'll take honest feedback. I'm willing to take some criticism.

Okay. Ask the question. Am I being a selfish little brat? Or. In wanting your brother. Yeah. To not go on holiday with his new girlfriend so that he doesn't miss family Christmas.

The one time of the year where we can all be together. Are you being selfish? Yeah. Okay. Oh, $800 at M. Oh, no. It's all right. We'll get what we get, okay?

Or you can text us on 9696. Back in a second. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Oh, she is a hot topic this afternoon. People get fired up around family and Christmas time. Yeah. For sure. Yeah.

It ignites a lot of stuff. There's a lot of pressure and there's a lot of emotion involved. And I am one of those people. A situation happening in my family at the moment, my brother who lives in Aussie, started dating a girl end of last year, says to me the other day, oh we're thinking

about going away on a trip for Christmas. Well she, his new girlfriend, wants to go away for Christmas time. I said, no. Christmas time's family time. It's the only time we get to all be together for the whole year. As your sister, I forbid you. Well, I didn't say that, but I said, you know,

I'm a bit upset because I love when we're all together and I feel like, you know, this is your first Christmas with her. Yeah. So you don't want him to go? You don't want him to go? I don't want him to go. No, and you've asked, are you being selfish? Am I being selfish for wanting him to stay?

There is a lot of feedback. There is a lot. Are you emotionally ready to handle what's coming? A lot of positive. Yeah, I'm sure there is both ways. There's a lot of people on my side. Hayley's here. Hi, Hayley.

Hey, g'day. How are you? Hello, Hayley. What do you reckon? All right, Brie. I'm going to start by saying I love Stanthorpe. How good's Stanthorpe? Yeah, lived in Warwick for seven years.

I can tell from your greeting when you said g'day. So I thought I'd start with the good stuff. So Brie, bad news, buddy. This is his first Christmas with what could be his wife. And I'm a wife who's taken an only son and only brother, and I've taken him away. And it's, yeah. Hayley, it could be.

You're a little bit selfish. It could be his wife, but not if they go away on this trip together at Christmas time. Brielle, make sure they never make it to the aisle. Jacob's here. Hi, Jacob. How you going? What do you reckon, mate? I reckon they could do both.

Fly out on the 27th. Yeah, see? And I'm all for that, Jacob. I don't mind. After Christmas, if they want to go away for New Year's, do whatever they want. Why do they want to go away at Christmas time? I'm not sure. Is there something Christmas, if they want to go away for New Year's, do whatever they want. Why do they want to go away at Christmas time? I'm not sure. Is there something happening? Because they want to come to New Zealand.

Is there something special happening here? No, there's not. None of her family are here. I think she just... I don't know. Maybe Christmas isn't as big a thing in her family as it is in ours. I'm not sure. Rose is here. Hi, Rose. Hi, Rose. Hi, guys. What do you think? Am I being a selfish brat?

I think that it's totally reasonable what you're feeling, Bree, because it's family. But I think that at the end of the day, it's really just down to your brother to decide what he wants to do and talk to his girlfriend about it. But, Rose, because my brother's been honest with me and he said he would like to be at home for Christmas. So does that mean he should do my

dirty work and talk to his new girlfriend? Well yeah, I mean it's up to him to try and figure it out, you know. Try and sort it out. Someone's proposed a solution because they want to go on holiday to New Zealand for Christmas. Why don't you guys get the whole Thomasale family come and have New Zealand Christmas? That way

you get Christmas together and she gets her trips have New Zealand Christmas? That way you get Christmas together and she gets her trips to New Zealand. It'd be great. Yeah, let's uproot the whole family Christmas. You can stay at my place. I need someone to look after the cats. You could house sit for me. I see how this is.

One more person. Stacey's here. Hi, Stacey. Hi, Stace. Hiya. What do you think? We want you to be honest with us, okay? Is Bree being selfish in this situation?

I don't think so. I'm all about family Christmas. So I think what better way to meet the rest of the family, you haven't met her yet, than to bring her along to your family Christmas. Yep, I agree, Stacey. I'll tell him to break up with her tomorrow. Have you thought about the underlying issue here

that maybe she's terrified of you guys and she's trying to avoid your Christmas? You make an interesting point, Clinton. I mean... You make it very... We're a big Italian family. You have just got the whole country to weigh in on the situation, so I'd be scared too.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down, computer. We're having a few issues with. Calm down, computer. Whoa. We're having a few issues with the birthday banger computer. It's okay. Today's a big day for birthday banger.

We've got some redemption to do. Yesterday, self-confessed, we didn't make the right choice. We chose Rihanna, Paul McCartney, Kanye, 4-5 Seconds. Great song. It is a great song. Over the Black Eyed Peas. Shut up. Shut up.

Wasn't right. The vibes never felt right. From the moment we hit play, the vibes never felt right. So today. We need to get it right. We redeem ourselves. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Free and clean.

Birthday banger. Right. This is where we take your birthdays. We figure out what was number one on your 16th and then we play one of those songs. Chloe's here. Hi, Chloe. Hi, Chloe. Hey.

What's your birthday, Chloe? It's the 18th of May, 1987. Okay, you were 16 in 2003 on the 18th of May and on that day, this topped the charts. We're off to a great start, Chloe. Well done. This is a good birthday banner. Oh, my God.

I won this CD. Did you? I won this CD from ZM. No way. Okay, wait there. Wait there. Let's go to Pete. Hi, Pete.

Hi, Pete. G'day, how's it? Good, mate. What's your birthday? 1st of July, 2001. Can't believe people are born in 2001. Yeah, like Pete. Yeah, it's crazy.

Anyway, Pete, you were 16 in 2017 on the 1st of July, a couple of years ago. This is your birthday banger. This first single. Oh, yes. Oh, crap. Oh, crap. Nah, Pete, this is a good one. No, I don't mind it. I like that song, to be honest.

That's actually a good tune. I like this tune. It's got swag. Is it the Justin Bieber part that you can't get past? Is that a bit like... Oh, he's all right. It's just a bit... Nah, it's a good song.

No, I think it's good, Pete. I've known that one. It's a good song. I rate that. Gotta embrace it. It's your birthday banger for the rest of your life. Don't know how I feel about that, but hey, well, thumbs up on that. It could be worse.

Let's see what the third entry is. Brooklyn's here. Hey, Brooklyn. Hi, Brooklyn. Hi. How old are you, Brooklyn? 11. You're 11.

And I believe you're doing your dad's birthday banger. Yep. Okay. What's your dad's name? The 2nd of March, 1979. Alright, so your dad was 16 in 1995 on the 2nd of March. And on that day, this was number one. This is Real McCoy.

Another Night. And a song called Another Night. This is what people in the 90s used to dance to. I like that song. Do you like this song, Brooklyn? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, well, bang on hard for a sec.

Watch our winner. Those are three good songs for Birthday Banger today. I like them all. Very different eras, all of them, aren't they? Hugely different. We've got one from the early 2000s, one from the recent 2000s, and one from the 90s. One from the 90s.

I think it's Sean Paul. I think it's Sean Paul, too. I think it's Sean Paul. Going with my Birthday Banger gut. Which we didn't do yesterday. I think we thought about it too much. Chloe, you win birthday banger. Yeah, girl.

Yes. That's awesome. Thank you. No worries. There we go. This feels better. We've made the right decision, eh? I think so.

Yeah. Okay. Just chicken. Chicken. Just say that booty non-stop when the beat drop Just keep swingin' it, get jiggy Get drunk, don't percolate anything You often call it oscillating if I don't take with it You often see you get locked on the rhythm of my ride And my lyrics are provide electricity Girl, nobody can do you nothing

Cause you don't know your destiny Your sexy ladies want war with us They not care with us, they not war with us Inna the club, they want flex with us To get next with us, they not vex with us Inna the club, they more flex with us To get next with us, they not vex with us From the day my bonja ignite my flame Girl, I call my name and it is my fame It's all good, girl, turn me on

Till I hurl them on, let's get it on Let's get it on, till I hurl them on Girl, it's all good, girls, turn me on Girl, blow, sweat it, don't get agitated Girl, go out, rotate, go out Anything you want, you know you must get it Come in here, my bitch, and now ease the tension Girl, run the program, just go and fit it

Yo, have a good time, girl, free up all your mind Cause nobody care, this your man, go let it Cause you are the number one, girl, wave your hand Let them see the wedding band, yo Sexy ladies want power with us You know they got with us, them now are with us You know the club, them want flex with us To get next to us, them now want power with us Inna the car with us, them now war with us Inna the club, them want flex with us To get next to us, them now vex with us

From the day my barn died, night my flame Girl, I call my name and it is my fame It's all good, girl, turn me on Till I earn a man, let's get it on Let's get it on, till I earn a man Girl, it's all good, just turn me on Come on, get busy Just shake that booty non-stop When the beat good, just turn me on Come on, get busy Just say that, move it nonstop

When the beat drop, just keep swinging it Get jiggy, get drunk, don't percolate Anything you want, forget it, that's the lady If I don't take me, take me I want to see you get live when the rhythm is all right And my lyrics are provide electricity Y'all know, but it can't tell you nothing Cause you don't know your destiny

Y'all sexy ladies won't part with us They not care with us, they'm not wild with us Inna the, sexy ladies won't part with us Inna di car with us, dem now war with us Inna di club, dem won't flex with us To get next to us, dem now vex with us From the dim up on, to ignite my flame Girl, I call my name, and it is my fame It's all good, girl, turn me on Till I earn a mon, let's get it on

Let's get it on, till I earn a mon Girl, it's all all good just turn me on Yo shake that thing miss Kinda kinda shake that thing yo Annabella shake that thing miss Donna Donna yo miss Jodie and the one named Rebecca yo Shake that thing yo Yo Anna shake that thing yo Annabella shake that thing miss Kinda kinda dirty yeah, ay yo What make us a day?

Sexy ladies wanna party with us You know they cry with us, them now walk with us You know they club, them wanna flex with us Again, next to us, them now flex with us From the day my band take night my flame Girl, I call my name and it is my fame It's all good, girl, turn me on Till I earn the money, let's get it on

Let's get it on, till I earn the money Girl, it's all good, just turn me on Yo, sexy ladies won't part with us They don't care with us, they're not wild with us They don't clock, they won't flex with us They get next with us, they're not vex with us From the day my brand tied down my flame Girl, I called my name, yo, it is my fame

It's all good, girl, turn me on Till I earn them on, let's get it on Let's get turn me on Till I earn them all Let's get it on Let's get it on Till I earn them all It's all good, just turn me on Let's get it on Zinim, Brie and Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Bangers today. It's Sean Paul and Get Busy.

That's good. You know that song definitely was the reason a few babies are in the world. Yeah, and how old would those babies be now? They would be... Because it's from what year? 2003. 16. They would be.

Would they? Yes, 16. Oh, they can play birthday bangers. They can. Oh, this is wonderful. Look how this is all melding together. It's the circle of life. Can you not sing that over Sean Paul, please?

You've got to get the right things to burn you off. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. I want you to picture this. It's the happiest day of your life. It's your wedding day. I thought you were going to say it's your first buffet. No. Well, and it might be, actually.

It might be what you've organised for the reception. I'm definitely going to have that. It's your wedding. On the morning of my wedding? We had a buffet at our wedding. Hell yeah. Yeah, it's a great option. Awesome.

Because then people like my dad who wants four or five plates of food and is not interested in the fancy stuff. He loves to eat, doesn't he? Yeah, he loved it. Loves it. So you're standing there at the aisle.

I want you to put yourself in the man's position. You're standing there. This is a traditional setting. You're waiting at the altar and your bride-to-be is walking up and she's looking stunning.

And then when she arrives, she says the most bizarre thing to you that you're not expecting. This is what's happened at a wedding. Sounds like my type of relationship. Where the video has been released to Ladbible. Both bride and groom were wearing

microphones because they had a professional videographer there. The first time I play this clip to you, it's going to be quite hard to hear, okay? Because there's music and stuff in the background. But you should be able to make out the groom and then the bride. Have a listen to this. What's happening? You look amazing.

You look amazing. I don't. I don't really think I'm done right before I came down the aisle. What's wrong with you? Quite hard to make out from that, right? What we've had, and this is not a prank, by the way. This is real. It's real from the video. I know we do a lot of pranks, but this is real.

We've had the audio boosted and we've had the bride dubbed over by producer Ellie with her perfect acting skills. Have a listen. What's happening? You look amazing. I took a really big dump right before I came down the aisle. What's wrong with you? I'm so sorry I didn't invite any of you to my wedding.

The first thing she says to her husband is... I'm so glad they captured that. I just took a really big dump. How is that the first thing you want to say to the man you're about to marry? I think amazing. It shows the type of relationship they have where it's just so real and raw. Does it? Because his response was,

what the hell is wrong with you? Yeah, but he laughed. You can tell in his voice. He loves it. Do you think it's nerves? He loves it. Do you think she was so nervous that she just defaulted to that

and she was like, uh, uh, uh, talk about that. Nah. Talk about that. Nah? I think that's them. I think that's their relationship. They just have a relationship

where that's the thing that they talk about. Yeah, I think so. Some people do, eh? Some people's relationship, literally, you'll be describing it in graphic detail after you've done it. Well, I don't know about graphic detail, but detail. Have you made your preparation? It reclinates this chat.

Anyway, if you are heading down the aisle, maybe have a think about the first words you want to come out with Or say nothing, you don't have to say anything You can just stand there and the minister will do everything for you But you'll be fine Here comes the bride, all covered in crap The video's very good It's very funny

Brie and Clint, the podcast, ZM Last week we let you know that Uber is basically going everywhere. They're rolling it out to a whole lot of new places around the country. Which is exciting for, you know, places around New Zealand. That don't have Uber, correct. Today a new type of Uber has been announced coming to New Zealand. Horse Uber. No, not horse Uber.

Uber. Uber. Uborse. No. What about Mooba? Cow Uber? No. Oh, it could be a cow Uber. Uber. Uborce. No. What about Muba? Cow Uber? No. Oh, it could be a cow Uber.

I was thinking motorbike. Oh, motorbike Uber. Could be a cow Uber. No, yeah, Muba is definitely a cow Uber, not motorbike Uber. What about Kuba? Kuba. Camel Uber. Oh, I was going to say cow Uber again.

What about Gooba? Okay, shut up. Can I tell you about the new Uber? Yeah. You'll be excited about this, by the way. So at the moment in New Zealand, I think you can get Uber X and can you get Uber Black, the fancy one? No, I don't think so. So in New Zealand shortly, you'll

be able to get one called Uber Comfort. And for 15% extra, you can get newer cars. So the cars will be from 2012 only, onwards. Okay. You can get a driver with more experience. So safer, I guess, if you're worried about that.

You can pick how long the wait time is. Because at the moment now, you've got to order the Uber and then run outside, run outside, run outside. You can do a delayed start to it. More like a taxi. And this is the bit that I think you'll be excited about. You can pre-request the temperature you would like the cabin to be inside the Uber, a.k.a. you can ask them to turn the air conditioning on for you.

Thank God. Because all Ubers should have the air con on. We did that test that time where we found out that it doesn't use more petrol if you have the air con on. In a Prius. We are specifically on a Prius. Oh, let's be real. When was the last time you caught an Uber? It wasn't a Prius. And are specifically on a Prius. Oh, let's be real. When was the last time you caught

an Uber? It wasn't a Prius. And it wasn't a Prius. Very good point. You can also request the driver not talk to you. You can say, I would like a quiet ride at 19.5 degrees with a driver over the age of 45 who drives

a 2015 Prius. If that's what you're into and it'll cost you 15% extra. Is it worth it? That's what I was going to ask you. So if you go to the airport and say it's 20 bucks it's now going to cost you oh shit, quick math, $23

and you can get the aircon the whole way. Is that all? Well that's 15%, yeah. Are you sure? No, I'm not 100% sure. We've got some aviation-based news. Oh, you can't just spring it on me. I don't even have the... Oh, there it is.

Just kidding. I've always got it ready. I think this is the second time this show that we've done aviation news. Yeah, we talked about, what's her name? Flirty the miniature horse who went on a flight earlier. Yeah. That was our first aviation news for the day. Welcome to round two.

Very cute. This story comes from Reddit, and it's about a young man who was on holiday and he was staying at a resort. Yeah. He is a gay man. Yeah. And he went on to one of the gay men dating apps, you know, maybe Grindr. Oh, yeah.

Or even Tinder. Is Grindr exclusively for men? Yes. Right. It's for gay men. Yeah. And you know Grindr came before any of those other dating apps? Why don't they do straight Grindr or buy Grindr?

Yeah, it's Tinder. Would it still? Oh. It's called Tinder. They've thought of it. Right. You can tell I'm married. It exists.

Anyway, so this guy, he's on holiday. He's jumped onto Grindr, Tinder, whatever. And he's matched with another guy who's really close. Yeah. Has to be staying in the same hotel. Because Grindr gives you real like accurate information about how close they are. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's like meters away. Anyway, this guy, he knew he was staying super close.

Anyway, they've organised to meet up within a couple of hours. Cute. This guy rocks up in the morning. They have a rendezvous in his hotel room. And then the guy leaves. Yep. And that was it. Fairly standard.

Fairly standard. From all the research I've done. Yes. Fairly standard. How much research have you done? Well, I talked to a big gay gorgeous owl. Yeah, he talks about it a lot. Anyway, so he's met up with this guy, had the fun times together, and then he left.

Yep. Anyway, this guy, this gay guy, gets on a plane that afternoon. I was waiting for the plane element to come into the story. Yeah, he comes to the plane. He gets on a plane that afternoon afternoon and he hops down the aisle, sits in his seat, and he's sitting there. And you know when you're sitting by yourself, you're always wondering, oh, who's going to sit next to me?

Yeah. Anyway, so he keeps looking up the aisle. He's looking for who's coming down. Next minute, the guy he met that morning. Boom. He's hopped onto the plane. He goes, what are the odds of this? Well, at least the ice has already been broken.

Exactly. What are the odds of this? Well, at least the ice has already been broken. Exactly. What are the odds? Anyway, he notices that he's talking to a few people as they're walking down the aisle. He's with some people. Oh, no. I think I know what's going to happen. Not other men.

No. No. Looks like a woman around the same age as him. He's married. Couple of kids. Oh, no. He sits down two aisles in front of the other guy with his whole family. Yeah.

And the gay guy that hooked up with him can hear all of their conversations. Yeah. So apparently he told his wife he went to the gym that morning. And I don't know if the gay guy's name was Jim, but he could have went there. Well, he's definitely had a workout, that's for sure. Yeah, that's for sure. Oh, that's the sexiest aviation news we've ever had.

I'm pretty excited about this next story. And it's a guy out of Massachusetts, America. America. America. Land of the free. All right. Anyway, he's going viral on the internet for this video he's posted of his abnormally large thumb. Yeah.

We measured our thumbs earlier and we've got his measurement of his thumb and we're talking from the base knuckle. Not the bottom of your hand where your wrist is. The base knuckle. Some would argue halfway up the thumb, but no, for the purpose of this, base kn from the base knuckle. Not the bottom of your hand where your wrist is. The base knuckle. Some would argue halfway up the thumb, but no, for the purpose of this, base knuckle. Base knuckle. What did you come in at? Mine came in at 8.5 centimetres. Yep, mine came in

just over 7. Yep. So that's about Fairly standard thumbs, we think. Fairly standard. You're a pretty tall guy, so you know, 8 and a half. So relative. Pretty big thumb. Yep. Big thumbs, big butt. Sorry, sorry, sorry. It's time for. Pretty big thumb. Yeah, big thumbs, big button. Sorry, sorry, sorry. It's time for the big thumb measurement. This guy's thumb in Massachusetts, America, came in at 12 centimetres.

Whoa, big thumb, man. What do you think of? Have you seen the video? What do you think of when you see it? Hitchhiking. I think of someone who'd be good at hitchhiking. Hitchhiking. Yeah.

Thumbs up. Thumbs up Thumbs up Like that big thumbs up Yes You know on Facebook Messenger When you want to do a really big thumbs up Huge And you hold it down for a while

And it gets bigger and bigger Yes He's like the human version of that There are a few things I think of I'm also thinking Where's he put that thing? Because let's be real In the land of the fingers

The thumb and the pinky finger Not much use No they don't do it Oh there is the shocker where the pinky does come in handy Excuse me you can't say the shocker on the radio at this time Oh the kids don't know what it is If you know you know Excuse me

But let's be real The thumb pretty superfluous. No, it's important for grip. What are you talking about? You try and pick something up without using your thumb. No, I'm not talking about in everyday life. What are you talking about? I'm talking about...

Oh, you're talking about rude stuff. Yes. Oh, Christ on a bike. Oh, God. Yeah, all right. Yeah, I'm not using my thumb for a lot of things in that situation. This guy is. Actually, no, I take it back. Still important for grip.

Oh my god.