ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 3rd 2020

Episode Date: September 3, 2020

Can Bree babysit your dog?Clint’s friend is in isolationLatest with Dean McCarthyAviation newsDad jokesDid you buy a cheap house?Whats The Plot!Man tanDid they talk about money on the 1st date?Birthday Banger!Bree’s social experimentNZ thiefSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

hello world no yes yes yes we're on oh yeah we are on hello everybody and welcome to the bri and clint podcast oh my brain hurts yeah you'll find out why uh i'm sick and out for the podcast you did that to yourself huh you did that to you no but i i won i'm a winner you said i won the title i'm a winner yeah no one wants to you say you say i've got A gambling problem I've never put myself In physical harm Like you're in pain

Right now No I'm alright now Not five minutes ago But I'm fine now Not that Not that hard Right I mean

Some people are Pansies in here Little pansies Ice block eaters All of us are pansies Yeah what the hell Is wrong with you three? We've all got sensitive teeth.

It's a medical condition. We can't stop it. I've got sensitive teeth too, but I just push through the pain. Yeah, but I'm not willing to. Huh? Yeah, it's not worth it. No, it's not worth the pain. It's weird watching you eat that ice block.

It's very seductive, the way you're eating that. Why are you eating it that way? Because I can't bite. It's very seductive the way you're eating that. Why are you eating it that way? I can't bite. It's a long popsicle. I can't bite it. Anastasia is taking full length sucks of it. Literally full length. She's going from the base to the top.

The reason why you've got to do that is because you've got to catch the bits that are dripping. It doesn't make it any better Anastasia. No. That's what I have said in the past. I've got to catch the bits that are And the wet ass Doesn't make it any better Anastasia That's what I have said in the past I've got to do it this way because of that reason They're like why are you coming at it from the side Well you know

It's more interesting My mum listens to this podcast Does she No Can we get the spin out What's your mum's name again Anthea Lovely lady we met her at Friday Oaky Live No! Can we get the spread out? What's your mum's name again? Anthea.

Anthea. Lovely lady. We met her at Friday Okie Live. Oh, Anthea. My mum, I'm going home to see her this weekend, and she's already booked us into church. Does she actually? I was just about to say, book confession. Does she actually listen?

Anthea, if you're listening. Yes, she listens. She listens to the podcast. Anastasia. Why can't she just listen to the show? Anastasia will need a full session with the priest. What? That changes a lot of things.

I know. Now I'm wondering what I talked about yesterday or the day before. Is she New Zealand's only mum who's podcasting? Of that generation? Yeah. She's not a traditional podcaster and I think she listens on desktop. Oh, okay. Cute and I think she listens on desktop.

Oh, okay. Cute! I think my mum does too, actually. Does she sit in front of the computer for 45 minutes? That is absolutely adorable. That is... Yeah, my mum listens on the website. She always tells me. She's like, I went to the website and I found the podcast.

It's on the website. You should get your mum an Alexa so that she can just go, Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Oh, no, she has one. Well, just tell her to say that. No, but you should see her try use it. Yeah.

I think it's a Google one. Have you seen my dad using my Alexa? Yeah, I know. He's like, taunts it. He calls it Alexia. And he tries to prove that he knows more than it. That motorbike is very funny. Oh, that's cool.

So does he go like, hey alexa what's nine times ten nah he's like alexia what's the cc rating on a 1974 honda uh yamaha rd 400 it won't know yes she won't know she won't know and then she comes back she goes hmm i don't know that one he goes see fucking stupid he's got a point. I wrote that. My mum just sits there and tries to make it play music for half an hour. She'll be like, Google, play Bee Gees. And then it doesn't understand her. And then as soon as she gets it to play, I'm always like, Google, turn off. And she's like, bring it on.

I just spent half an hour. Do you think it's weird That I've never used an Alexa Yeah that is weird Like I've never even Really seen one In like Bloody Gen Z

I've got to wrap you up pal Because we've got to do something Live on the radio So here's the podcast Enjoy the podcast Enjoy it Anthea especially Enjoy it

Yeah we love you Anthea Hey Google What's the time It's 3pm Give give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brian Clint on? Bri and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

G'day, everybody. Welcome to the show, Bri and Clint. Oh, look at Cam Mansell with his mask on. How does he make everything look so fashionable? Because he's so hot, that's why. I know. Cam Mansell on nights. Look at Cam Mansell with his mask on. How does he make everything look so fashionable? Because he's so hot. That's why. Cam Mansell on nights. Look at him.

He looks like someone famous because he's got his glasses on. What are those called that change colours in the sun? Transitions. Transitions. He looks dope. I don't normally associate transition lenses with being cool. Yeah, but that's why Cam Mansell makes everything cool. He honestly looks like he's out to get an organic smoothie in downtown LA.

He's wasted on radio, that guy, honestly. He is wasted. He's so good looking. He needs a modelling contract. Anyway, that was very visual. It was very visual, but he's got Instagram. You can go and pervert him if you want. At Cam Mansell.

There you go. Today on the show, the 50K fact of the Day is back at 4 o'clock. We'll have a question for you. It's worth $500 today if you can get it right, which we haven't had anybody fail yet, so your chances are high so long as you have heard the Fact of the Day with Fletchburn and Megan this morning. Pretty simple.

Also, What's the Plot is on today. We're playing for $150 of mobile fuel this afternoon, if you can beat Bree. Slowly climbing back up. Next, though, I want to do something for you, Bree. I'm excited about this. You are particularly clucky at the moment. Yes.

Not for a human, though, not for a baby. No, not yet. She's dog clucky. Yeah. It's dog this, dog that. When I get a dog, I'll do this. If I had a dog, should I do this? Could my dog have this?

It's dog mania in the studio. I'm already asking Ross Boss questions about when I get a dog. She doesn't have a dog should I do this? Could my dog have this? It's dog mania in the studio. I'm already asking Ross Boss questions about when I get a dog. She doesn't have a dog yet, so that's why this weekend I want to offer Bree up as a dog sitter. Yes! Is there anybody out there?

I haven't told Bree about this yet, but is there anybody out there who needs their dog looked after this weekend? Obviously Auckland's out of level three, so maybe you want to go and do something this weekend. I'm offering Bree up as a free dog sitter for anybody who needs her. You never get me anything nice. I know, and I'm about to get you dogs.

I'm so excited. Oh, 800 dials at him. I want to know, where are you? Because, I mean, we could possibly send Bree to you if we need to. Where are you in the country? What sort of dog do you have? And that's about it. Do you want Bree to look after your dog this weekend?

I would love to look after anyone's dog. We'll see what we get. See if anyone out there, surely people would need a free dog sitter this weekend. Surely. She's qualified. She's met a dog. I've had lots of dogs. Yeah.

In my childhood. She's qualified. Yeah, yeah. Your dog will be in safe hands. It's very safe. I'll give it all the love and attention it wants. 0800 dials at M. Do you want Bree, the dog sitter, to look after your dog this

weekend? Oh my god, I hope someone calls. We'll give you enough to do a leap at Bree and Clint. I've always been the one to... Bree and Clint. My treat for you this afternoon are free dogs. Oh my god, I'm so excited. Without her permission, I have offered Bree up

as your personal free dog sitter this weekend. I've never been more on board anything that you've done. She's dog clucky. Her dog maternity clock, her dog-ternity clock is ticking. It is. And she has plans to get a dog before the end of the year. In the meantime though, all I hear is dogs. So I've got to get you one, and I've put the call out to New Zealand.

I've said, who's got a dog that Bree can look after? And some people are keen, okay? Some people want to take you up on it. There's so many cute ones on the text machine. Let's audition some dogs. Josh, what sort of dog have you got? I've got a black lamb. I love a black lamb.

How old? He's so loving. He's about seven, eight years old now. So he's potty trained then? Yep. Okay, perfect. Is he cuddly? Yes, he loves to be cuddled.

Oh, that's a big factor for me. What's his name? Toby. Toby the black lab. Oh, cute. And whereabouts in New Zealand is Toby? North Shore, Auckland. Easy.

Yep, that's easy. Easy, it's just a trip across the bridge. Okay, wait there, Josh. Joyce is here. Hi, Joyce. Hi, Joyce. Hello. What sort of dog have you got

that you would like Bree to look after this weekend? Hopefully I don't get in trouble for the word while I say it quick. Jack shit. We're going to need it one more time. A jack shit. I love jack shits. Is that a Jack Russell crossed with a shih tzu?

Yes, that's correct. Cute. Oh, man. We're looking at one right now. They're so cute. What's your jack shit's name? Roxy. Roxy.

Roxanne. Roxanne. Is she cuddly, Joyce? Yeah, she's cuddly, but she does like her own space too. So she's independent as well. And why do you think Bree would be a good dog sitter? Why do you trust Bree with Roxy? Well, I actually just caught the very end of it,

so I'm hoping to put all my trust diving in deep. Yeah, right. Okay. I'll take such good care of her. Where in the country does Roxy live? She's South Auckland. South Auckland. Okay, that's doable as well.

Finally, we'll talk to Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, Sarah. Hi, guys. You want Bree to look after your dog this weekend? Yes. Oh, my God. What type of dog is it?

Well, it's a Bull Mastiff cross with a hunt away, but she's just had seven puppies four weeks ago. Okay, so Bree would be looking after, what's the Bull M mastiff's name? Ruby. Ruby and her seven puppies. Yeah. You said you wanted a puppy.

You said your partner's never had a puppy before and you want to give them the experience of puppy life. You know what's crazy, Sarah? Growing up, I had a bull mastiff cross wolfhound and she had 15 puppies that we looked after. 15 puppies? Yeah, it was insane. There you go, you've got experience. Insane. How many puppies did you say?

Seven. How old? Four weeks. Listen to Sarah too. We've just started walking. Listen to Sarah, she desperately needs a weekend off. Desperately. Whereabouts in the country are you? Waitomo. Oh, it's quite a long way away. Yeah.

Hey, we could ship him. Okay, whose dog will you be looking after this weekend, Bree? You can have Josh's Black Lab, Toby, you can have Joyce's Jack Shit, Roxy, or you can have the Bull Mastiff and its seven puppies. I want all of them! You want all of them?

You are not equipped to handle all of them. Yeah, true. I need to start off small. Start small, yeah. So, I can't have all the puppies because I think my flatmates would actually hate me. Yes. What do you think? I need your advice. Well, I think the jack shit would be easier because it's smaller.

And I could transport it and take it to the park. But Toby sounds like fun. Yeah, Toby sounds cute too. You've got to choose one. Come on. I'm going to go with the jack shit. You're going to go with the jack shit. Joyce, congratulations. You just scored yourself a dog sitter this weekend.

Awesome. I can't wait. How old's Roxy? She'll be 11 in December. Excellent. She's going to sleep the whole weekend. You're good. A couple of old girls just getting on the Vinos. Wait there. We'll going to sleep the whole weekend. You're good. Couple of old girls just getting on the Vinos. Wait there. We'll sort out all the details.

We'll manage the handover off air. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Another day, another two or three COVID cases. We're getting lower.

We're getting lower. Yeah, we're getting lower. We're getting lower. There are thousands of New Zealanders, though, who are currently sitting in managed isolation, just sitting there in the hotel, hoping that they don't have COVID

and waiting to be released back out into the community. One of those people is my friend Paul. He's just returned from Australia. He's moved back to New Zealand. He's on the phone with us from managed isolation right now. Paul, good afternoon. G'day, Paul. How are we going, team?

How's Shawshank? It's a little bit like prison. Yep. Supervised outside time. Yep. Just like they do in prison, eh? Like you get a little bit like prison. Yep. Supervised outside time. Yep. Just like they do in prison, eh? Like you get time outside in the yard. Yeah, you get your yard work. Some exercise time and all that kind of stuff.

It's five 45-minute slots a day where you can go outside. Oh, that's quite a lot. Yeah. You can book in to walk around in circles on the terrace, which is lovely. How many of the five 45-minute exercise sessions have you taken up each day? Absolutely zero.

I've done my star jumps in the room five minutes every day. I'd be exactly like you, Paul. We've got some questions about how this whole thing works and most of our questions are how much alcohol do you get? Because that's a key part of it, right? Like if you're going to sit there in a hotel and pass your time away, you want to know that you've got a good supply of, well, food and entertainment but also some alcohol. So how does it work? Can you

drink as much as you want and manage the isolation? Maximum four beers a day or a bottle of wine. Oh, what would you pick? Four beers or a bottle of wine? Shouldn't they go by weight? Like if you weigh more, you get more? Or by height? Get your BMI and then calculate how many drinks you get. Four beers is not equal to a bottle of wine.

Like if I drank a whole bottle of wine, I would be smashed. Yeah. Are you opting for the wine? Is that the way you're doing it? I think what I'm going to do is every day four beers

until I've got a box of beers and then we'll go with that option. Right. And then one night you can have in moderation, obviously. You can't order in either. I thought about the old

delivery from supermarket, but apparently you can't do that. But you can order in food, obviously. You can't order in either. I thought about the old delivery from supermarket, but apparently you can't do that. But you can order in food, can't you? Yeah. So you can order in food, but you can't order in alcohol. Yeah. Oh, right. Gotcha.

Paul, one main concern I have is what type of entertainment do you have? Do you get streaming services? Do they give you a DVD player? I mean, there's a TV. You could buy a movie. I was smart enough to pack my PS4 in the suitcase, so that's hooked into the back of the TV. But the internet's about one megabyte a second,

so I don't know what else you could stream on the internet to be fair. Hey, The Chase is awesome every afternoon. I'm sure you're already tuning into The Chase. And if you want to catch Last Dad standing on TVNZ2 tonight. What time? Great question. Nice. I'm on it, and I don't even. What time? Great question. Nice. I'm on it and I don't even know what time it's on.

I think it's 8 o'clock. There you go. We'll go with that. All right. Well, fascinating. Stay safe in there. I think you're on day three of a 14-day stay. We hope you pass the COVID test.

And by the end of it, I hope you're fully rehabilitated and ready to be released back into society as a responsible New Zealander. Yeah, I doubt that. But anyway, we'll get there. See you, Paul. That's Paul Nichols. See you, guys. He's currently in managed isolation in Auckland.

Time to head to LA and get the latest with Dean McCarthy. From iHeartRadio. This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, Rihanna's spoken out about her current relationship with Chris Brown. What has she said? She has.

It was all revealed. And Oprah Winfrey's Super Soul Sunday, if you've never seen it, check it out, where Oprah interviews the biggest stars in the world and gets deep, just like Oprah loves. And she's replayed a very unseen and unheard footage of her and Rihanna discussing Rihanna and Chris Brown. And Rihanna has said that, this is what she said,

she is very close friends with him to this day. She has forgiven him and that she will always have love for him. She said it took her, like basically her and her father, her father and mother had a very difficult relationship. And it was through that that she kind of realized that she wanted to kind of be very forgiving in her life and so yeah, it's hard to imagine

that someone would be able to move past it like she has but Rihanna certainly has. Good for her because if you don't, if you don't move past it then it'll just consume you, right?

Doesn't mean that she has to get back into a relationship with him, doesn't mean anything like that but you don't want to, I don't know, you don't want to hate someone forever, right? It'll just eat away at you. Yeah, it just continues to be, you know, something in your life that is holding you back. So

yeah, it's good to see how she has dealt with it. But I mean, a tough thing for anyone. Is she in a relationship currently, Dean? Is she seeing anyone specifically? I don't know who she dates. She dated an athlete for a while, some hot athlete dude. But she's kind of secretive on all love affairs. I think she's been very secretive about people that she's dated since that relationship. Yeah, right. It's always been really on the down low.

She dated Drake for a bit and everyone was like, please let this be a thing. They would have been an amazing couple. Yeah. That is the latest with our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy, live out of Los Angeles, thanks to Old El Paso, you can launch into mess-free Mexican with their tortilla pockets. New tortilla pockets now.

Free and Clint. I have some... Oh, this is good. We are the leading show for maritime and aviation-based news, and this afternoon I've got some aviation news. We've been a bit skint on aviation news in the last... It's been hard to get stories out, yeah. Six or eight months.

But that's okay. We don't manufacture stories. We just report them when they come up. And this one's really interesting. A pilot has had a very bizarre sighting coming into land at LAX. What I'm about to play you is the communication between the pilot and the tower. Okay. These communications are always recorded.

They have to be for safety reasons. And have a listen to what this pilot noticed coming into land in Los Angeles. Tower, American 1997. We just passed a guy in a jet pack.

Thank you. Were they up there left side or right side? Off the left side a couple hundred yards or so. Okay. Thanks for that. Person in a jet pack

reported 300 yards south of the LA final at about 3,000 feet, 10-mile final. That was a person, if you missed it, a person in a jetpack spotted by the pilot of a 747. What the actual? What is 2020? The FBI are investigating.

They're looking for the man in the jetpack. Well, they can't find him. No, they can't find him. They can't find him. He's just jetpacking around up there. He didn't expect to be crossed by a 747. They should just roll around to Robert Downey Jr.'s house

and arrest that man. The bit that buzzes me out is how chill he is. Like, he's flying through the air at 3,000 feet or whatever it is, and then a guy in a jetpack goes past, and just like it's a thing to see, like it's a seagull,

listen to him. That's our American 1997. We just passed a guy in a jet pack. Like it's something totally normal. And then the tower's like, okay, you got a jet pack. All right, I'll just log that with the rest of the guy in the jet pack sightings for the day. Was it on the left or the right side? What the hell?

Yes. And why was he flying in airspace? This is the other bit. If you're going to fly your jet pack. Yeah, do it. Go somewhere else. Do it in a field. Maybe he wanted a nice long runway to come down on.

I don't know. Any hoops. That is your latest breaking aviation news. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. On the bloody TV tonight. TV NZ 2 at 8 o'clock. Last Dad Standing.

Bunch of dads telling dad jokes. Yeah. Funniest dad winsclock, last dad standing. Bunch of dads telling dad jokes. Yeah. Funniest dad wins. Funniest dad wins. The goal is, well, the game is you go face-to-face with another dad. They tell a dad joke. You have to keep a straight face for 10 seconds. Right.

Okay, if you laugh, you lose a point. That's how the game works. And first to... First to two laughs wins the game. Right. I take on Ben Barrington from Shortland Street tonight. Ah, yes. Poonami.

Poonami. Mr. Poonami. Mr. Poonami. He told me I had to refer to him as Mr. Poonami. That's pretty funny. So I thought to celebrate that, and because it is Father's Day this weekend, let's get some dads on and tell some dad jokes. Okay.

Let's get some dad jokes on here. And the best dad joke this afternoon, we're going to hook them up with free mobile fuel. You don't have to be a dad to play our dad joke game. That's why Louise is going to go first. Hi, Louise. Hi, Lou. Hi there. How's your dad joke game?

Good? It's pretty good. It's pretty good. Lay it on us. Give me your best dad joke. Okay. Why do the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on their ship? I don't know. Why do the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on their ship? I don't know.

Why do the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on their ships? So when they get home, you can Scandinavian. It was almost too clever for me to understand, but I liked it. I don't think I'm smart enough. I really like it. Chris is here. Hi, Chris. Hi, Chris.

Hey there. For bonus points, are you a dad? Yes. You are a dad. Okay, you should be good at this. Give us your best dad joke, Chris. What kind of bees make milk? What kind of bees make milk?

Boobies. I've heard that one before. Same. And I like it every time. Let's go to Tofa. Hi, Tofa. Hi. Hi, how's it going?

Good, thank you. You got a dad joke for us? I do, I do. Are you a dad? I am a dad. Okay. We can hear your kids in the background, actually. Oh, they think you're funny.

If this is a really good dad joke, they won't laugh. That's how it works. Yeah, exactly. They've heard it before. They've heard all of mine. Lay it on us. Okay. Did you hear the one about the scarecrow got promoted?

No. He was outstanding in his field. That's a quintessential dad joke right there. Wait, was there any movement in the household? Was there any kind of murmuring of a laugh? No. Good. I just got looked at shamefully.

Good. That might have been a good one. Dad, why are you calling the radio? We're looking for the best dad joke this afternoon, to win some free mobile fuel. Brian, g'day. Hi, Brian. G'day.

You're a dad to how many? Three. Three. All right, this should be good then, Brian. Yeah, yeah. Best dad joke, go. Knock. Three. Alright, this should be good then Brian. Yeah, yeah. Best dad joke, go. Knock knock. Who's there? Bumblebee. Bumblebee who? Bumblebee cold

if you don't pull your pants up. Haven't heard that before. I like his delivery. It had good dad pace. And we'll finish with another non-dad Bridget, hi Hi Alright Bridget Come on, give it to us

Yeah, knock it For the girls Knock it out of the park here What was Forrest Gump's password? I don't know What was Forrest Gump's password? One Forrest one I love that one That's good Bridget One Forest One.

I love that one. That's good, Bridget. I got one. I got one. All right, yeah, cool. What concert costs 45 cents? I don't know what concert costs 45 cents. 50 Cent featuring Nickelback. Because the nickel's five cents.

What's blue and not heavy? What? Light blue. All right. All right. All right. We're going to award someone. We're going to get a winner.

I like Louise. I don't remember what her joke was. Oh, Scandinavian. I like Scandinavian. Who's your vote for? I like one Forrest Rund. One Forrest Rund. All right. Rock off. Who's the winner? You ready? Best of one Forrest Rund One Forrest Rund Alright, rock off

Who's the winner? You ready? Best of one Rock, paper, scissors, show Rock, paper, scissors, show Rock, paper, scissors, show I win Louise, congratulations

You got the best dad joke this afternoon Yay Nice work Yay, awesome Some free mobile fuel for you Last Dad Standings on TVNZ2 tonight TV2 TV2 tonight. TV2. TV2.

8 o'clock. 8 o'clock. Thank you. Who doesn't love a bargain? I love a bargain. Even when you feel like you're getting a bargain. Yeah. That's still good.

Don't Google the price of something after you've bought it. You'll only disappoint yourself. Don't do that because there is a massive bargain that is up for grabs in Victoria over in Australia. Right. And this is quite a big bargain because it's a house. Right, a bargain on a house in Victoria, right? Yeah, this is getting a lot of attention.

Apparently, it's been viewed, the listing, by more than 10,000 people in a couple of days. And it is 12.5 times cheaper than the normal average price in Melbourne. Cheap house. Yeah. Right. Super cheap. Okay. I'll just caveat that with, I mean, it's not a great time to move to Melbourne.

No. But if you buy- Is that why it's cheap? Is that why it's cheap? Because there's like, no one wants to go there at the moment? I think it's maybe a bit outside of Melbourne. Okay. I don't know why it's so cheap. Right.

Lay it on me. What are we looking at? It's got some land. Got to get on the ladder somehow. Yeah, it's got some land. Buy the worst house on the best street. That's what they say. It's about a 1,200 square metre block,

which is three times the average size in Melbourne and you'll get this all for a low low price. $60,000. $60,000 for a house. Is there a house on the site? Yeah, apparently. So it's a house and land for $60,000. Yeah, there's a house

on the site. What's wrong with it? Meth house. It is old. Yeah. It is quite old, but it doesn't look too bad. Haunted. Could be haunted. The ceilings are quite nice, 11-foot ceilings.

Yeah. I don't think there's much wrong with it. It's quite small. Right, okay. It's quite small, but it's outside of Melbourne. Outside of Melbourne. Yeah. Right.

But, I mean, there's not much wrong with it. Is there no other catch? No, I don't think so. Right. And, yeah, apparently people are going berserk over it. Yeah, I'm looking at it now. It's nice-ish. Well, the inside needs work.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But still, I mean, for $60,000, you could renovate the whole thing. I wonder if, because everyone always talks about this, especially when you live in Auckland, they're like, oh, man, you could renovate the whole thing. I wonder if, because everyone always talks about this. Especially when you live in Auckland, they're like, oh man, I could buy an entire estate down country for that much money. But could you? Like, are there any houses in New Zealand that would still go for $60,000?

Well, I always think about this because I'm always interested to know like how much is a house worth? And did you get like a house for a really low price i remember my mum and dad when they were like buying their first house i'm pretty sure my mum was like yeah we paid about 60 grand for their first house my father-in-law always tells me the story about his first house he bought a house um across the road from eden park for 2727,000. Oh, see, I don't want to know about it. Go away. I don't want to hear it. Yeah.

Well, I do want to hear it. I do want to hear it. Let's ask people. Did you get a cheap house? Did you get a real cheap house? How? How did you get a cheap house? There can be a catch.

We don't mind if there's a catch. We'd like to know the catch. Where was it? How much did you pay for it? What year was it? There are some real cheap houses on Trade Me in Auckland too but you've got to take them away on a truck. They don't come with the land.

Land not included. In fact, there are houses on Trade Me for $1 but you have to... $1? Yeah, because the people just want the house removed and they don't want to pay the cost. So you pay the cost to remove the house, but you get the house for $1. God.

Yeah. That's a cheap house. Maybe that's how you got your cheap house. We'd love to hear from you this afternoon on 0800DIALS.M. Did you get a cheap house? Or you can text us on 9696. How cheap? And can we have one?

Please. How cheap's your house? How cheap is your house? Did you buy one of those block auctions last year? I don't think they would come under the cheap house category. Cheaper than they were expecting. Cheap house. Cheap house.

Going for about $60,000 is the asking price. It's in Victoria's northwest. Very cheap, considering the median house price in Melbourne is about $750,000. Very cheap. Two-bedroom, three-bedroom? I think it's a two-bedroom. Got a heat pump?

Don't think so. Right. I mean, it needs work. Has it got Wi-Fi lights? No. No? Right, okay. It's got carpet from the 60s. Oh, okay. So that's fun. We're asking you, did you get a cheap house?

Is it still possible to get a cheap house? How much did you get it for? Why so cheap? Yeah, we've had some amazing texts on this, but let's start with James. Did you get a cheap house? James? Yes?

Did you get a cheap house? Yeah mate, yeah mate It was just after the Christchurch earthquake We put in an offer to a house They had it on the market for about $270,000 We put an offer in at $170,000 The guy who owned it was actually up in Auckland And was obviously quite scared of all the news feeds about the damage.

So he actually accepted it. And about six months after we bought it, we got it all repaired. We got about $50,000 worth of repairs done as well. So you got a whole house for $230,000 in Christchurch? No, no, it only cost $170,000. Yeah, but you put $50,000 and $20,000 in Christchurch. No, no, it only cost $170,000. Yeah, but you put $50,000 into it. And then we got a $50,000 repair done on it as well. So we didn't have to pay for the insurance.

Oh, you didn't even pay for the repairs? I didn't pay for the repair. EQC paid for it. James, do you still have the house or have you sold it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then even better after that, about two years ago, the council rezoned it so we can now actually put three houses on this one section.

What's it worth now? What's your house worth now? Well, the GB is about $400. You've done well, James. All you had to do was take advantage of a natural disaster. Well done. Jordan's here. Hi, Jordan.

Hi, Jordan. Hey, how's it going? Have you bought a cheap house or someone you know? No, my dad, he actually sold, so he bought a property and it had two houses on it. Okay. And he had to put a value on them just for lawyers and stuff. So he sold them for 50 cents each. What?

He sold the houses for 50 cents? Yeah, he had to get rid of them. It was either that or pay to demolish them. Oh, this is what we talked about. So someone came and took the houses away and they paid him 50 cents. Did your dad actually ask for the 50 cents? Like, did he take the money? Uh, I don't actually

know, but I don't know. What a cheap unit if he did. I would. I'd be like, where's my 50 cents? And I don't know. What a cheap unit if he did. I would. I'd be like, where's my 50 cents? And I only accept cash. So you have to go to the money machine, withdraw a $20 note, and then go to the dairy and get them to break it up into 50 cent coins. Can you imagine being like, I bought this house for 50 cents.

Someone on the text machine said, not me, but my dad paid $3,000 for a house in Raglan 40 years ago. It was so big back then, but my dad paid $3,000 for a house in Raglan 40 years ago. It was so big back then, he subdivided it and sold the back section at some point. This is why boomers rule the world. Jeez. Because they had the ability to do that back then.

Chris, finally, did you get a cheap house? Yeah, I did. I paid $5,000 for it. $5,000 when? In 1990. Okay. Where? In Kaitangata.

Okay, where's that? On the mouth of the Kluber River beside Balcluber. Oh, right, okay. In the 90s you paid what, five grand? Yeah. How many bedrooms and bathrooms? And my mate bought one across the road for $3,000. How many bedrooms and bathrooms, Chris? Three bedrooms, one bathroom.

And how much is it worth now? That was in 1990. 30 years later, how much is the house worth? It's over $100,000. That's pretty good. Even $100,000 is a cheap house. You're talking to people in Auckland, Chris. It says people in Auckland. Who can get a one-bedroom apartment for a million dollars. If you're lucky. I had it for 10 years and sold it for $17,000 and then two years later the guy sold it for $68,000 so And then two years later, the guy sold it for $68,000.

So I missed out. I love that. Someone on the text machine, the last one, they said, my dad bought our family house for $27,000 back in the day. It now has an RV of $850,000. See? Like I said. Hot damn.

That's why boomers rule the world. And you know what? You can't knock them for that. Kia ora, this is Toby Mann. I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime, a podcast for the spin-off podcast network all about politics and politicians with me, Annabel Lee-Mather and Ben Thomas,

careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous. It's not for everyone. I don't think it would be Ellen's cup of tea, but you, I reckon, will love it. Gone By Lunchtime. Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. Brie and Clint.

Time for What's the Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot. It's our movie guessing game where you take on Brie

to see who knows the most about movies. I read out plots and whoever buzzes in with the correct name of that movie first takes the point. What are we up to? $150. $150. Worth of mobile fuel. And Penny wants it. Hi Penny. Hello Penny. Hello. You're going to get it. Okay Penny, I believe in you. Oh, you're going to get it alright.

I'm going to win. Your buzzer is your name. Don't wait for me to finish. Today's theme, because yesterday some soccer guy signed the highest paying sports contract in the history of sport. Lionel Messi. Lionel? Yeah.

In sports movies. Okay. Okay. Uh-oh. Yeah. First. Not as confident. Yeah. First. Not as confident. Yeah, neither.

First movie. Disgraced professional player Paul finds himself in jail where a manipulative warden recruits him to advise the prison's... Brie. Billy. Brie. warden recruits him to advise the prisons. Three. Penny. Three. The The last yard. Whole nine yards.

That's incorrect. Penny, would you like a free guess? I can't remember what the name of it is, but it's got Adam Sandler in it. Yeah, that's the one I'm trying to think of too. Yeah. No. I'll continue.

You guys know the movie. You see if you can get the title. They want him to coach the football team. This turns into a lead role leading a crew of men in a game against a team of prison guards. It's not whole nine yards. But you've got to buzz in

if you want to have a go. Brie. Brie. Whole nine yards. But it's not that. You've got one word in there correct. You want a free guess, Penny? No.

I can like tip tip it. The movie was The Longest Yards. It's close. Here we go, movie number two. Jess is the daughter of a strict couple in London. Bree. Bend it like Beckham. She's back in the game.

I love that movie. Movie number three. Maggie wants to be a NASCAR driver. Brie. Brie. Maggie wants to be a NASCAR driver. Is it Herbie? It's not enough, sorry.

Penny. Herbie fully loaded? Oh, that's rough. All right, welcome to tie break. That's so rough. And the decider. I can't accept Herbie. Okay, I can't.

It's like I couldn't accept Harry for Harry Potter. Yeah, but you know what I meant. The final movie. Cut from the Olympic team. A British... Brie. Brie. Cut from the Olympic team, a British... Free. Free. Cut from the Olympic team.

The cool... Sorry. Cool runnings. Free guess, Penny. Can I have any more? No, but you can give your free guess away and I'll keep reading. Yeah, okay. Okay, cut from the Olympic team,

a British athlete travels to Germany to test his skills. Fate leads him to Bronson, a former athlete who now works as a snowplough driver. Impressed with the new athlete's spirit and determination, Bronson agrees to train the young underdog despite the entire nation counting him out. His never-say-die attitude takes him all the way. Bree?

Bree. Rocky? Rocky? Rocky. It's incorrect. Penny? It's not Blades of Glory. It's a ski jumping movie. Bree? Bree. What is the name

of that stupid movie? It's quite a good movie. It's based on a true story. It's based on a true story. It is based on a true story. And it's recent. I'm going to start. I haven't seen it. We need this one.

Oh, three. Three. Eddie the Eagle. She's done it. Oh, no. It was tough this week. It was really hard. Sports movies, not...

God, that was hard. Not the one. He's really not my forte. Kenny, I think you and I would... Either of us could have won that, to be honest. That was shocking. We'll play for $200 of mobile fuel next week and watch the plot.

This is safe space? We're in a safe space? Yeah, always. Because I need to say something. We are having a photo shoot You and I next week For our radio show They do that sometimes

No we're just doing Glamour shots for Yeah Our living rooms We're doing soft nudes Yeah No no no They're new radio photos

So we can go on billboards And stuff It's how they It's how they promote us It's how they convince people To listen They're like Look at these guys

Like I'd rather just listen to them It's where they make us look like's how they convince people to listen. They're like, look at these guys. I'd rather just listen to them. It's where they make us look like way better than what we normally look, take photos and then try and convince people that we're well put together. I'm glad you brought that up because in the process of making us look way better, I've decided that for this round of photo shoots, our third round together as a duo, I think I'm going to get a spray tan. Which, you know how I feel about spray tans. I am all about it and I'm happy you've come to me for me to do the tan on you

because I think that is really smart because I've done my own tan. Bondi sans, a glove. I'm just going to rub it all over your body. It's quite intimate, but I think you and I are close enough. I'd enjoy the rubbing bit, actually. It'd be nice human contact. I'm going to put it all over you. No, no, no, no.

For my first voluntary spray tan, I'm not going to you. I'm going to bring in the professionals. No, but I got your professional one last time when we went to LA. So now I think you need to try. You know what happened when you got me that one? My one. When you got me that, you got me tan in the city to come and do it and you know what happened? What? I ended up loving it. Yeah,

I know. It's the best. You feel so hot. All the Instagram stories that I put up, people were messaging me going something's different. And people were always like why do you look so healthy? Your teeth look so good. Right? Yeah. So I've decided that I'm going to get a man tan and for a bit of support I've asked 0800DALS.M

Does anyone listen? Any men go in for a man tan? And Gossie's called through. G'day Gossie. Gossie? Or is it Glossie? Oh Gossie. How are Gossie? How are mate? I'm not bad. I'm good.

Good. Are you a man who goes in for a spray tan? I am indeed. But you sound like a true blue salt of the, down to the ground Kiwi bloke. That's the one, buddy. That's the one. I do love a spray tan, though. This is what I wanted to hear. I want to normalise the man tan. How often do you get one, Gossie? Just before dates, eh?

Oh, yeah, just to give yourself a bit of a boost. Yeah, well, the blokes like a tan, so I've got to give them a tan. Do you go G-string, paper G-string, or just jocks? That's the one, get the package out. Gossie, you're all over it. All right, Gossie, I'll just, because if you've done it regularly, I'll check with you. Our photo shoot's on a Wednesday,

so what day should I get a spray tan done? Well, it depends, mate. So Thursday, Thursday. Yeah. You rock up the week Friday. Yeah. After the week Friday, it's a hot day with a bloke.

Yeah. Going in Friday after work, I reckon I can just sit for the weekend. It's all fresh. No, Gossie, Gossie, I don't need it for the weekend, mate. I want it for the photo shoot. Clint's married.

If the photo shoot's on Wednesday, what day should I get the spray tan? Oh, Christian. Are you getting a spray tan right now, Gossie? I mean, a lot of people know the saying, or is it a saying? It's just something people say. Never talk about politics, religion, or money it a saying? It's just something people say. Never talk about politics, religion or money on a first date.

Don't talk about it at the dinner table at all is a good rule. Just don't talk about it. Don't talk about it. Because it can cause a lot of friction. Too divisive. Yeah, exactly right. But a new study is saying the complete opposite because millennials are pretty much doing the opposite of that.

Right. On Tinder and Bumble, apparently they're humble bragging about their wealth to attract dates. Okay. Cringe. Well, you and I are millennials. Yeah. That's not something you would do?

Humble brag about my wealth in a date? Yeah. How no. Would you ever just humble brag and be like, I own an Audi. I bought a brand new Audi. No, I wouldn't do that, Bree. You wouldn't do that?

No, in fact, I never planned to do that. And that's why I've never bought it up. Well, what about you posted on your Instagram the other day that you've got a 78 or no, no, it was 99 inch TV. Brand new. Shut up. I would not. Humble brag.

I wouldn't flex that on a date. Just on Instagram so that people can see it for themselves if they go looking. I just don't see how in a date situation it could come out good for you. The only thing I would do is go, if you were in a date and you're like, yeah, I earn quite a lot of money, I'd just go – It makes me awkward just thinking about it. I'd just go, cool, well, you're a shout.

Yeah, right. Okay, well, that's good for you. That's awesome. Yeah. Yeah, but, I mean, is it not talking about, like, how much you earn or is it talking about, like, more humble bragging? Like, you know what I mean? Like, so not saying it blatantly, oh, I earn this much,

but being like, oh, the other day when I took my brand new Audi out for a spin, you know, and just dropping it in. This is so directed at me. It's not funny. I don't have a brand new. It's not directed at you because you're married. This isn't something you would do. How would you do it?

If this is the thing and people are doing it. Okay, yeah, try it on me. How would you do it? No, no, I'm directed at you because you're married. This isn't something you would do. How would you do it? If this is the thing and people are doing it. Okay, yeah, try it on me. How would you do it? No, no, I'm saying how are people doing it? If this is the trend, how are people doing it? Are you like putting your wallet on the table and it's deadly ponies or are you what's the – Or are you saying, oh, they'll be like, oh, what did you get up to today?

And they're like, oh, I bought a new watch. Yeah. And they're like, oh, what did you get? And you're like, oh, I bought a new watch. Yeah. And they're like, oh, what did you get? And you're like, oh, I got a Rolex. It was quite good actually because I didn't want to spend more than $40,000 so I got this $38,000 one. Yeah, that's right. That's how you would do it.

Humble brag. See, I think that's even cringier than just coming out and doing it. I went on a date with someone one time and they just straight up went, so how much do you earn? What? Yeah. Did they actually? Yeah, straight up.

It wasn't one of the first questions but it was like two drinks and they're like, all right, so how much do you earn? What? Yeah. Did they actually? Yeah, straight up. It wasn't one of the first questions, but it was like two drinks. And they're like, all right, so how much do you earn? Did you answer? Yeah, I did because it caught me off guard so much. And I wasn't used to dating at that stage. I was like fresh out of a relationship. You're like, I have to answer the question. And I was like, is this what happens on dates?

I don't think I've ever been asked that question. Anyway, I told her the answer. Yeah. And she goes, oh, is that all? She earned twice as much as me. Well, that's a bit of a rude response from her. I know. Yeah, what the hell?

See, this is why you don't talk about money on a first date. No, I wouldn't, no. No, not at all. I want people to call up because I'm quite interested. Have you been asked, like, about money or, like, your situation on a first date or early in a relationship? Did someone bring up money? Yeah.

Did they bring up money about themselves? Did they ask you about your situation? Yeah. And how did you take that? Did they ask you what level of debt you were carrying coming into the date? That's something you ask when you're about to consolidate your finances. You're a long way down the track. Yeah.

If at all, to be honest. Some people just don't ask. How many houses do you own? Where do you see yourself in five years? What's your bank account number? Oh, 800-DIAL-ZM. You can call us now. Did they talk about money on the first date?

Or you can text us. 9696. Bree and Clint. It turns out millennials are throwing dating rules out the window and they're asking about money. They're bragging about how much they earn and

trying to get dates that way. Money, religion and politics. Those are meant to be the no-go areas. Well, I just think if you're fronting yourself with how much money you earn, then you're going to probably attract the person. You'll attract a certain type of person. A certain type of person.

Same with politics. To be honest, if politics are important to you in a relationship, maybe you should get it out of the way on the first date. I think so. You go, sorry, I can't date anyone who votes green. Well, yeah, if it's that important to you. If that's what it is for you. Same with religion. If you're a certain

religion and it's literally strictly that, you probably want to ask that on the first day. If you're an atheist and you have an issue with religion, get it out of the way before you develop feelings for them. Otherwise you might end up in that religion. Because for certain people, deal breaker. Like if your deal breaker

is that your partner earns a million dollars, get it out of the way early. But not money. We think that that is we think that could be cringy. Yeah. So we're asking you, do you talk about money or did someone talk about money on a first date? Sam's here. What do you reckon? I haven't really experienced

it myself on an actual date, but like on Tinder and Instagram when flirting with people, a few people have messaged me and asked me how much I earn before going ahead with anything. Why would they ask you? That's weird. Do you give off a wealthy vibe on your profile?

I don't know if I do. I don't think I put off a povo vibe, but I make myself look nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What pictures, hey, Sam, tell me, what pictures have you got on your profile? Like, is there any on, like, you know, a nice car, private jet? No, not really. Just dressed up nice in my work clothes, which I'm, you know,

trying to make myself look professional. And what do you do for a job? I'm in marketing and communication. Okay. So PR sort of stuff. And is it a turn off, Sam? Like when people ask like how much money you earn? It is to me

because I'm really not fussed about money that much. Yeah. Like I don't care. Yeah, yeah. And I've always been like happy with what I earn no matter what

even when I've been on job earning like significantly less than what I'm on now. So yeah, if someone asks me about money I'm just like, does it matter? Well, it's good then. It's good because it's a red flag for you. Shows that you don't connect on that level. So, yeah, if someone asks me about money, I'm just like, does it matter? Well, it's good then.

It's good because it's a red flag for you. Shows that you don't connect on that level. Yeah, it means you use it. So maybe it is a good thing if someone asks about it because you get all that stuff on the table nice and early. Thank you, Sam. We'll talk to Ella. Hi, Ella.

Hi, Ella. It's Alice. Alice. Sorry, Alice. Hi. You're fine. You're fine. Hi.

Hi. Yeah. So I've been assumed rich for owning horses. Oh, people assume that you're rich. Yeah, so I also play polo, which is the icing on the cake. Yeah, I would agree with that. Yeah, so assumed quite rich for that. I mean, my sister show jumps and events, so we have a numerous amount of horses,

roughly 20-odd between the two of us. You guys must be rich. You must be rich. No, we are very broke because we have horses. Oh, there you go. That also makes a lot of sense. All the money's tied up in those damn horses. Yeah, pretty much.

And do you think guys, well, guys or girls, whoever you're dating, do you think that they just automatically assume that and act differently towards you? What do you think? Yeah, so it's quite the hot spot on Tinder. Really? Are your horses in your Tinder profile? Yeah, I have one in it.

Gotta warn the boys, I'm a bit of a horse mad girl. Yeah. It's a horse trap. Like a thirst trap, but with horses. Someone just texted us, Alison, said she is a full horse girl. I bet that is my sister. Brie and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint. Hey.

It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's Birthday Banger. If you ever wanted to know what was the number one song on your 16th birthday, well, that's what we do here at Birthday Banger, and we've got three people lined up. Sophie's here. Hi, Sophie.

Hi, Soph. G'day. How's it going? Good, thanks. How are you, mate? Yeah, yeah, good, mate. That'say, how's it going? Good, thanks. How are you, mate? Yeah, yeah, good, mate. That's good. What's your birthday?

25th of May, 1992. All right, you were 16 in 2008 on the 25th of May. And back in 2008, this went to number one. But you put on quite a show. Really had me going. But now it's time. Some sad Rihanna to pump you up. Do you like your birthday? Oh, I think she's gone.

No. She really didn't like it. I like that Rihanna song. Yep. It's quite good. It's not a banger, though, is it? Kylie. Hi, Kylie.

Hi, Kylie. Hi, how are you guys? Good, mate. How are you? Not bad, not bad. That's good. What's your birthday? 15th of March, Kylie. Hi, Kylie. Hi, how are you guys? Good, mate. How are you? Not bad, not bad. That's good. What's your birthday? 15th of March, 1977. Right, you were 16.

I'm the only one. No, not at all. You were 16 in 1993 on the 15th of March. And Kylie, this is your birthday banger. Whoa, whoa, lover, lover, lover. You don't treat me no good no more. Oh, my God, Kylie. I am obsessed with this song.

Sonia Dada? Sonia Dada. Yes. I love this song. It's a flashback for sure. It's a flashback for sure. But it's not like Rocky, but it's definitely a flashback. That's a tune. Yeah, but sing along.

It's a great drinking song. I love it. Yeah. Wait there. We'll get one more on for Kyra. Hi, Kyra. Hi. Hi, how are you?

Good. How are you, mate? Very good, thank you. That's good. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 12th of October, 1972. Right.

You were 16 in 1988 on the 12th of October. And in the 80s, this went to number one. I want one moment in time. of October. And in the 80s, this went to number one. The Queen, Whitney Houston, One Moment in Time. It's an incredible song. It's great.

It's a very cool song. It's one of the biggest ballads of all time. It just grows and grows, this song. Bigger and bigger. Good one, Kyra. Does it remind you of being 16? Oh, yeah, I'll probably listen to a few faster ones, but I do love that song.

Absolutely. Okay, cool. Wait there. It's Sonia Dada. It's Sonia Dada. Yeah, I agree. That was an unexpected winner, I think, today. I wasn't thinking it was going to come up. Me either. Sonia havingia Dada. Yeah, I agree. That was an unexpected winner, I think, today. I wasn't thinking it was going to come up.

Me either. Sonia having a Dada. Kylie, you've just won birthday bag and congratulations. Woo-hoo. Thank you. Sing it loud, Kylie. Well, it hurts to say I'm going to pack up my bag and I'm going to go away.

I'm going to split. I can't stand it. I'm going to give it up and quit and ain't never coming back. But before I get to go in, I got to say, I know you used to love me, but that was yesterday. And the truth, I won't fight it. When the love starts burning You got to do us right Oh lover, lover, lover You don't treat me no good no more Oh lover, lover, lover You don't treat me no good no more Well the truth It hurts to say No good, no more. Coming back up. But before I get to going, I got to say.

I know you used to love me, but that was yesterday. And the truth, I won't fight it. When the love starts burning, you got to do what's right. But before I get to going, I got to say. There was a time, oh woman, when you used to shake it for me. But now, all you do is you treat me cold. Ain't gonna take it no more. Gonna walk out the door. Lover, lover, lover.

You don't treat me no good no more. No good no more. Lover, lover, lover. You don't treat me no good no more, no, no, no Lover, lover, lover You don't treat me no good no more Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Well, I wake up every night And I'm hurting so bad Cause you don't treat me right

Oh, woman, oh, woman You know I love you so But just don't mean to me, baby, I'm walking out the door Lover, lover, lover, you don't treat me good no more Lover, lover, lover, you don't treat me good no more Treat me good no more Lover, lover, lover, you don't treat me good no more ZM, Brian Clintz. Sonia Dada wins birthday banger today.

That's Lover, You Don't Treat Me No Good No More. Try and do the deep voice. You don't treat me good no more. Not bad. There's a really good Chet Faker cover of that. Is there? You know Chet Faker? Yeah.

Triple J Australian guy. Yeah. He does an amazing version of that song. Does he? Yeah, it's really, really good. Might look that up. Taking out Whitney Houston today and Rihanna.

So you know it had to be good girls It's one of my favourites Brie and Clint Clint, would you say you're a betting man? 100% You love to bet You love a casual bet Yep All in moderation

And I thought we could conduct a bit of a social betting experiment I'm keen Oh sorry, what is it? You're keen Well I enjoy it. I love the thrill. Okay, cool. I'm going to say I'm going to involve the other two producers in this,

producer Ben and producer Anastasia. So essentially I have a challenge that will take place between the four of us. Yeah. Okay. You don't get to know what the challenge is before we begin. Okay. But you can decide to opt out of the bet.

Okay. Is there a prize? Yes. So the prize is if you want to take part in the bet, you need to front up some money. How much? $20 each. Okay. Yeah. Wait. How much? 20 bucks each.

Okay, yeah. Wait, actually, I agreed too early. Is the bet heavily stacked in your favour, the person organising it? No. Like, is it an Australian accent challenge? It's not an Australian accent challenge. Is it find Queensland on a map? No.

Let's hope you can do that. Yeah, I totally can. Actually, no, let's keep it interesting. Let's keep it interesting so that it's not rigged. The winner will receive $50. Yeah. And the loser between us four, if we all decide to play, is the one that has to give the winner $50.

Okay, yeah, sure. Didn't we just use the $50 that Clint gave you yesterday, Greg? Well, if I lose, then yes. Okay, I've got my chance. I'll bring my money back. Okay, we're all in? yes. Then you will be. Okay, I've got my chance. I'll bring my money back. Yeah, cool. Okay, we're all in? Yeah.

We're all in. Okay, what's the challenge? All right, Anastasia, you've got your two ice blocks. Oh, I can't do this. No, it's an ice block eating challenge. All right. I have sensitive teeth. Everyone take out your ice block.

It's just a simple lemonade. It's a Petal Pop Icy Twist. Ice block. Oh, where's the... Oh. It's a pedal pop icy twist. Ice block. Oh, where's the... Oh. It's icy. I can't bite these. I've got sensitive teeth.

Yeah, I have sensitive teeth too. All right. So the slowest person to eat this ice block will be paying the winner. Okay. Well, you haven't... I need all the help I can get. Three, two, one, go. Go.

Oh. Oh. go. Oh. Oh. This sounds so wrong on the radio, by the way. This sounds disgusting. In fact, I'm going to put some background noise on. Sorry. Ow! Ow! I bit half it. It's so

sore. It's winter. Why are we having an ice block? Why are we in green? Well. Oh, I'm half down. What? Oh, I haven't had any. I've just sucked the ice off the outside. Whoa! Oh!

Oh, brain bruise! Oh, no, sorry, I'm out. I voluntarily lose. I'll pay

whoever the winner is $50. Bye! Well, that's great. I'm out, that's easy.

It's between Anastasia and Bree. I can't win this. Look at this, you've already done it.

You only have to swallow one more bite and you've won the game. I'm not there. That is so cold My brain hurts

There you go she's done it Congratulations You are the You are the rightful winner of this game And the good news is I transferred you your $50 yesterday. Yes! You made the bet.

I know, and I paid early too. I told you about a thief that has stolen something quite unusual. Yeah. I'm going to give you another guess. Okay. It's not money. Yeah. give you another guess. It's not money. It's not gold. It's not diamonds. What do you think?

The heart of the ocean. He swam down and got it. That old lady from the Titanic. She dropped it in the ocean. That's a diamond. Oh, no, okay. So not that. A whole house.

He didn't rob a house. He robbed a house. See, that would be unusual. He put a whole house on a trailer. That would be quite interesting. No. This guy allegedly is facing charges for stealing $50,000 worth of butter. You've been hit by, you've been struck by a smooth wind.

And not just any butter. The famous New Zealand anchor butter. Oh, right. Okay. Our pride and joy. Our pride and joy over here in New Zealand. We build houses out of that stuff. People love it.

And apparently in Samoa, people love it as well. And this is where allegedly this took place. Apparently they're saying that this employee stole boxes and boxes and boxes of butter. How much butter did he steal? $50,000 worth. Whoa. That's what allegedly. You'd want to be moving it fast.

You'd want to have your butter. Where do you put it all? That's what I mean. Some people keep their butter out of the fridge, don't they? Yeah, but that only lasts for so long. Do you keep your butter out of the fridge? Yeah, I keep it in the pantry so that it spreads. Oh, weird.

But not the whole block. So I cut a chunk off and put that in a butter dish so it's at room temperature to spread. I hate butter out of the fridge. It rips your bread apart. That's why you get the soft butter. Nah, but that stuff's fake. No, it's not.

It's real. I've done something to it to make it fridge soft. You know? You sound like a boomer. The block butter is cheaper. It's way cheaper than've done something to it to make it fridge soft. You sound like a boomer. The block butter is cheaper. It's way cheaper than the spreadable stuff. And it comes in paper. It's better for the environment.

Don't worry, mate. I've got my butter systems on lock. I know what I'm doing. I'm a spreadable butter. What do you reckon Ben is? I reckon he's a margarine man. I think he, no, I think he. He's a, or is he Olivani?

I think, oh, this is good. I think he's spreadable.'s a... Or is he Olivani? I think... Oh, this is good. I think he's spreadable. You think he's spreadable real butter? Real butter. Yeah. I'm going to say he's Olivia. Not in a block.

I'm going to say he's an Olivia man. Okay. You can tell a lot about a person by what spread they choose. And then let's do producer Anastasia after this. Okay. Ben, what's your spread of choice? No idea. I have no idea any of the brand names.

What, you raw? Maybe the table one. Who buys your... Do you live with your mum? No. Then how do you know what butter you're getting? I don't know. He's raw dogging it.

I just grab whatever's the cheapest. Do you get butter or margarine? Butter. Okay. Yeah, 100% butter. You have no idea. Your girlfriend's butter. Anastasia.

Anastasia lives in a flat. Do you share in the flat that you're in? She'll be I just don't buy it Because I don't buy toast Oh So you Wait wait okay Nothing

She uses nothing She just has dry breath Oh I do have a preference What is it? What is it? Olivani Oh Anastasia

I know Sorry It's because of the ad And it shows the Mediterranean ladies who live forever. Oh, I don't know. That's just what we grew up with. Even my nonna didn't use that stuff. It's yum, though.

I mean, yeah, it is quite good. All right. Well, if you know of some real butter going on the black market, can you text me? Because hook me up, man. You've been hit by, you've been struck by a smooth butter. It is expensive, isn't it? Oh, yeah. So expensive.

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