ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 4TH 2018

Episode Date: September 4, 2018

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Z.M.! Let's go, go, go. Now let me see you dance. Z.M.s, Brie and Clint. Kia ora, New Zealand. How you doing? Brie and Clint, four o'clock. How are you doing, mate?

I'm doing well. How are you, the most comfortable radio presenter in New Zealand? I said to producer Ellie earlier today, I said I hate that I care so much, but I've never been so uncomfortable and awkward. This is because you're spending the week in Crocs, and I don't know where you're coming from. You look good. No, I don't.

You do. You've colour coordinated today. Bria's wearing the black Crocs with flames around the bottom of them. You're wearing black jeans to match, so you look even better than you did yesterday. And how comfortable are you? I was so embarrassed today because I tried to make a run for it for my car because I didn't want to be seen around where I live wearing them. And then I realised that I've left my car at the work car park since last Friday.

Hot Crocs for a hot miss. And today on the show, you go for a hot workout. We've done a gym session in those Crocs. I don't want you to reveal how it went yet, but I think we may have replaced Nike and Reebok and Eddie Das as New Zealand's leading sports show. Shoot, it's all I'm saying. Come on, mate.

Let's be real. Up next, though, we want to talk about there's someone in the team here that works on our team, on our show, who's been paying for Netflix twice. Like two payments. Yeah. And her boyfriend's also been paying for it for two years. It's not a huge amount, but it's just enough of a pain in the ass to go,

oh, are you kidding me? What an absolute ball ache. When you add it all up, it's a little bit. It's quite a bit of money. It's quite a bit. And you're never getting it back. Maybe you've had it happen to you. Maybe it's time to check yours.

We'll talk about it next. Bree and Clint, here's Imagine Dragons. ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint. What are you laughing at? I'm just laughing at producer Ellie in a little notepad that she's bought in. Yeah. Bad at maths.

Oh, hello. There she is. I'm bad at maths, alright? Yeah, we need you to do some sums for us today because you have fallen victim to poor financial management. Haven't we all, mate? You have been frivolous with your money and you've been throwing it away

for no good reason. You were sitting in the studio yesterday, meant to be doing work, but you were checking up on your finances and all of a sudden you let out this big, oh You were in the studio yesterday, meant to be doing work, but you were checking up on your finances. No. And all of a sudden you let out this big, oh. Oh, no. So annoying.

What did you uncover yesterday? Yesterday I uncovered that I've been paying two Netflix subscriptions for two years. No, two years. That is ridiculous. I mean, Netflix isn't the biggest amount of money, but it's just annoying. For two years? How much? Actually, it probably has summed up. All right. Fabulous. I mean, Netflix isn't the biggest amount of money, but it's just annoying. For two years.

How much? Actually, it probably has summed up. All right, so I only pay for the basic, but I've been paying basic times two. So that adds up to $2.75 for over two years. So I've paid $2.75 and then paid another $2.75 to get half the value. So I've paid $500. Oh, mate.

But. Today I got you. It gets worse. It gets way worse. Last night, my partner was lying there with me and he starts looking at his accounts and he goes, same side that I did yesterday. I was like, what? He's been paying for Netflix, but not just the basic package, the full Monty for another two years.

Who gets the full Monty? Who goes the whole hog for Netflix? What does the full Monty get you? Like four screens and all that stuff. You guys have already got four screens. You've got so many accounts. I know. How much is it?

So then he has paid $480 over two years. So altogether, we have clocked up $960. So $1,000 on Netflix and we've only got $275. You could have got Sky. I know. You could have just been using an ex's account. Oh, exactly. The stink thing is, like they might have sympathy for you,

but I imagine Netflix HQ is in like Silicon Valley and they are not interested. How did it happen? How did you end up with double accounts? How do you have two accounts? I actually do not know and that's what's really annoyed me. I've obviously signed up twice. Maybe I was trying to get a free trial twice. That'll get you.

That's it. I reckon that's it. Because what you do is you go and create a new email address but that fake email address that you've created, you don't check the emails that come into it because you never open it. Oh my god, I've done that too. Oh, no. I did that with the other streaming service.

That's okay. So long as you didn't link your credit card. Oh, you did. I probably will have. I did because you have to. Yeah. Oh, damn it. That's what happens with the,

I think the light box one. I think once you, because once you're 30 days over, they just start. I was sitting here going, hey, at least you've got White box though Yeah That I don't use

Yeah but you can watch suits I was literally sitting here Listening to you going What an idiot Yep God damn it And this is why Ellie This is why

Never pay for Netflix Exactly Just wait until you find Someone who has it Buy them lunch And then use their Netflix until they kick you off. That's why Netflix was invented. Yeah.

We were using our flatmate's Netflix from the moment she moved in. She was like, oh, I've got Netflix, guys. I was like, oh, cool. Log in on our TV and we'll watch it together. And she goes, yeah, and maybe you could pay half for us.

I was like, no. No. Come on. Wait. Whoa. Wait, wait, wait. Whoa. Wait, you're already paying for it. You're paying for it anyway. Yeah, that's true. Why do you want me to go and half for it? I was like, no. No. Come on. Wait. Whoa. Wait, wait, wait. Whoa. Wait. You're already paying for it.

You're paying for it anyway. Yeah. Yeah, that's true. Why do you want me to go and pay for it when you're already paying for it? How good is it when you've been dating someone and obviously when you're dating someone and you're in love, you're like, oh, can I jump on? And they're like, of course. Well, you don't even need to ask.

They normally log in on your device. Exactly. And then it's just there. And then they forget about it. You break up and years later later you're still using it. That's where it's a real punish if your cookies get cleared because you've got to then contact that person if you want to keep it. And you're not going to, are you?

And go, hey, I know you're married now, but what was your Netflix password? I know, bit of a bugaboo. Hi, hope the family's doing well. I'm still single. Thanks for asking. Having a big night in watching Netflix. Couldn't grab your password, could I?

Bit of a cookies issue. I'll wait a hundred dolls at him this afternoon. Whose Netflix account are you using? Like, is it someone who doesn't know you're using it? Is it an ex that's been gone for ages? Is it someone rich and you don't care? Is it your parents and they don't know that you're using the Netflix account? I convinced my mum to sign up because I was like,

oh, it'll be great, mum. You should sign up for Netflix. You can do all this and that. And she doesn't know how to use it, so I just jumped on and have been using it ever since. Fantastic. That's why most people get their parents to get Sky so that they can get the Sky Go for free.

Oh, that's what I do. Yeah. Oh, $800 it is. Actually, speaking of that, can I get your Sky login? Do you want to watch the lot game this weekend? I do, actually, yeah. All right. Oh, the phones are lighting up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get them. Let's go and get the people. You can call us to 0800-DOLL-ZIT-IN. ZIT-IN's brilliant class. I'll set this up, shall I? You take it from here, mate. Excellent.

I'll do the radio thing. One of the guys here in our team, Ellie, producer Ellie, she had a bit of a dilemma yesterday when she was going through her accounts and she realised that she's actually subscribed to Netflix twice. So she's been paying for two subscriptions for two years and then she spoke with her boyfriend. Who lives with her. Who lives in the same house

and they share a Netflix account. He's been paying for like the platinum Netflix subscription. Well done guys. Altogether they've paid about $900.

When they could have just been using their mum's or their sister's or their brother's hairdresser's cat's account. We've been asking

whose Netflix are you using someone's texted this is possibly as far as it's gonna go away from you but we don't know yet I use my son's

friend's friend's parents account come on wait so I use my son's yeah friends

yeah friends parents no so they would have had like a birthday party and so you get all the kids around and you go oh do you guys wanna watch some Netflix Friends? Parents? No. So they would have had like a birthday party, and so you get all the kids around, and you go,

oh, do you guys want to watch some Netflix? Who knows their parents log in? And then you get this kid who you don't know, and you're never going to see again to log in. Brilliant. Bada bing, bada boom, remember the password, you're good to go. So good. 0800 dial ZM.

Kelly, whose Netflix are you using? My ex-partner. Oh, juicy. And do they know about it? Yeah, he does. His girlfriend doesn't know but it's for our kids. That's like you guys have got a secret arrangement. That's almost like cheating. Well, he knows I don't have the money and

he's like, well, the kids are mainly at yours more than mine so easier for you to use it too. I've just realised something, Kelly. Does that mean you can see all the things that he's been watching? Yeah, and vice versa, but he watches more stuff and shit like that. I watch horror movies and stuff. If you really wanted to mess with him,

because you know how he'll have his own account with her, with the new partner, open his one, and then go and watch some real raunchy stuff. There's some real raunchy stuff on Netflix. So next time they're lying on the couch together on a Friday night, it says he's been watching like... Sweaty nights.

Something like that. And it says, would you like to continue watching sweaty nights? You know, if you really wanted to mess with their relationship. Yeah, I might do that actually. Give it a go. Let us know how it goes.

Michael, whose Netflix are you using? I'm using my brother's account. Does he know? No. Do you know his password? Because this is sweet as if you know their password. Like if you get logged out, you can log back in. It's all good.

See, my situation when I was using my old flatmate's one, she moved away, but then she changed her password. And I wanted to go, hey, what's your new password? But, yeah, do you know his password? No, I'm just thankful that I haven't changed my laptop. So it's on your laptop. So you could lose that at any time. How would you lose a laptop?

No, I mean like the cookies. If the cookies refresh. No, Michael, you don't understand, mate. She hasn't seen her car since Friday. I'm just shocked that you can't notice next to $12 each week. No, no, she could lose an elephant, honestly. Seriously, someone could take $1,000 out of my account

and I'd be like, oh, that's normal. I don't know what's going on. Big night on the Uber Eats, I guess. Anna, whose Netflix are you using? I'm using my parents' Netflix account. Do they know? Yeah, they know? Yeah, they do. Well, they did know.

They got a new smart TV and it's got one of those Netflix buttons, so I set it up and I was like, oh, we've got to get Netflix because otherwise you've got a pointless button on your remote. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was my logic anyway. And so I had signed them up to the lowest one and then I've just been slowly upgrading the plan where I'm like the platinum one at the moment.

And me and a couple of my siblings have a Netflix account. You're scamming your parents. No, you're doing the right thing. Hey, now. I'm making the most of this button. Anna, you're taking your rightful fee for being your parents' IT executive. And that's what every kid does. If they need you to set up the router,

then you've got to get a fee out of that some way, right? Exactly. They don't pay me. So I might as well just reach for benefits. They don't pay me. They're your parents. They like raised you. They've paid for enough, I think. I love it. Finally, Ellie, whose Netflix are you using?

I'm using my ex-boyfriend's. Oh no. And how did it come about, Ellie? Okay, so we're in, like, a long relationship, and so, like, it was logged in on everything pretty much, like my phone, my laptop, and everything. Yeah. But he found out, like, when we broke up,

that I was still using it, and he kicked me off it. But recently, my granddad just, like, updated my laptop to Windows 10. Yeah. And literally, I went back onto Netflix, and it was logged in back into his. That's amazing. You know what you need to do, Anna? With that laptop, with Ellie, sorry, what you need to do, quickly go and see if you can get into his internet banking.

Okay, well, let's not commit actual crimes. Listen to your love. Was that Mr. Bird? I don't know. Maybe to your laugh. Was that Mr. Bird? I don't know. Maybe she hates him. I don't know. I love it. How good is it? Bree's just chosen her moment to be on her high horse. Ellie, you want to do this?

Cut me in, babes. Let's do it. I'm keen for some fraud. Yeah, nice. I'm keen for some fraud. ZDM's Bree and Clint. Right now though, and all this week actually, we are changing Bree's fashion life one pair of Crocs at a time.

I'm too sexy for my Crocs. Too sexy for my Crocs. Crocs on my feet. It's inside information and you're welcome to it as well New Zealand.

Crocs are in. I went to Fashion Week saw them on the catwalk. They're coming baby. The big stars are wearing them. Kylie Jenner. To be back in they had to be at some point in their time trendy. Good point.

Good point. No, did I say back in? Okay, Crocs are in. Crocs are in for the first time ever. Post Malone's, he's wearing them. He's, yeah, but he's also got tattoos on his face. Yeah, a lot of cool people do, Bree. It's called fashion. So yesterday we presented you with your first pair of Crocs.

They're flaming Crocs. I said these were the one pair I didn't want you to get. Well, you haven't received today's pair yet, so simmer down. I have places to go after the show today, can I just say? Yeah, and we will address that, okay? Today's Crocs take your evening plans into account. Oh my god. It is not

the heel Croc. No? It is, oh, no. No. Guys? You'll receive your next pair of Crocs at 5.30, okay? Right now though, I want to focus on the last 24 hours. How are you feeling?

How's the comfort levels? Horrible. Terrible. Well, you look good. You look good. Last night I had friends come over and they literally made fun of me the whole time they were over. The main challenge for these pair of Crocs was hot Crocs, hot workout. I thought, let's take these flaming Crocs into a sporty environment, show their practicality,

drop the heel band, kick them into sport mode and get you to do a workout. Literally my two most hated things, working out and Crocs and you combine the two. Today, we got you in the gym. Oh God, I don't want to listen to this. For a workout and this is how you went. I'm too sexy for my crocs. Hey, I just wanted to check. I hate you.

Yep, still. No, no, it's not about me. You're on the rower. How's the performance of the crocs? Absolutely no support. Are you in sport mode? Yes, I'm in sport mode. You should be good.

If it's not going well, it's your fault. They're definitely nothing like an Asics gel kayano. Completely different. Hey, sorry, it's me again. Can you piss off? Can you keep your heels down because you're making the Crocs look bad? I've told a lot of people

these are good exercise shoes. Yeah, that's what's making them bad. Focus on form. Leave me alone. You look good. It's so sexy. It hurts. Sorry, just checking.

What sort of shoe are you wearing? Not Crocs, but they are very comfortable and springy. Do many of your gym bunnies work out in Crocs at the moment? No, but I feel like they should be. Yeah, right? Yeah, you're doing good. You look good. You look good. I'm too sexy for my Crocs.

Too sexy for my Crocs. Crocs on my feet. That last guy was a fitness professional as well, and he knows what the body needs. And he saw your performance in those Crocs. The shoes came off. My Croc came off my foot three times during the workout. You did that so that you could have a rest.

We all know that. And there's video footage. Ellie's cutting it at the moment. You'll be able to see it. I deny all of that. I'm very video footage. Ellie's cutting it at the moment. You'll be able to see it. I deny all of that. I'm very fit and could have done the workout easily, but the Crocs slipped off and hindered my

performance. Right. I don't want anyone to think that I'm getting paid for this as well and that I only say nice things about Crocs, so I will offer a critique. The pair that we got you are limited on the ventilation front and when you finish your workout, the smell

emanating from inside the shoe was not great. They weren't that whiffy. For someone who'd only had them on for 24 hours, they were pretty bad. Yeah, I've been wearing these constantly for 24 hours. Okay, your next pair, we'll get you some with ventilation holes, okay? Good, because this is a breeding ground for athlete's foot.

If you want to see them, they're on our Instagram, Bree and Clint. There's a video coming of the workout too. And 5.30, like I said, your next pair of Crocs is on the way. If they're the heel ones, mate, I choose not to wear heels in general in my everyday life. And if you give me a heeled pair of Crocs... Do you think Kate Moss says to the stylist,

I don't want to wear that? Yes, she does. No, she just puts on the jeans and gets her boobies out, because she knows what's fashion. And if you Kate Moss says to the stylist, I don't want to wear that? No. She just puts on the jeans and gets her boobies out because she knows what's fashion. And if you know what's good for you, you'll do the same. Except not the boobie bit. I don't want to go to HR. I would rather that. Zee is brilliant.

Something that's become really real to me recently is the fact that I don't know if I'll ever be able to buy my first home. Right. Unless I find a partner to do that with. A prince. A prince. Unless you mig and markle it.

Although she was already rich. No, but you know when obviously if you've got a partner or if you get married like you recently, when you join your finances together. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Are you insinuating that Lucy is my sugar mama? Yes. No, I'm just saying.

Because I like it. No, I'm just saying because you guys. How good would it be to be a sugar baby? No, it would not be good. No, it'd be fantastic. No, it'd be horrible. No. What?

You guys obviously- Hang on, no, no, no. Are you telling me if you had a sugar daddy arrangement, you wouldn't be about it? I think I would hate that more than anything. What if they were hot? I wouldn't care. I want to pay my own way.

I honestly feel like that. You're right right i really do but in terms of buying a house maybe uh because if i didn't i don't think i'm going to be able to yeah so obviously when you got married and when you and lucy kind of joint your finances together makes it a lot easier you can actually afford a house yes right yes and there's a study that's been done by you've got two incomes coming in Right? Yes. And there's a study that's been done by- Because you've got two incomes coming in there as well. Exactly right. Yeah. So there's a study that's been done by the property website One Roof where they've worked out exactly how much money

you'd need to earn in certain areas to be able to buy a first home. Oh, is this really going to depress people? Yeah, probably. But it's also really interesting and it makes it really real. Okay. So they've taken the median house price in certain areas like Auckland, Christchurch, Wellington, Hamilton, all these different places. Yeah. And then they've figured out how much you'd actually need to earn to avoid mortgage stress. Right.

It's alarming. What's mortgage stress? So where you can actually afford your mortgage stress. Right. It's alarming. What's mortgage stress? So where you can actually afford your mortgage and actually live. Oh, you can still live. Exactly right. You don't have this nice house that you can't afford to paint and you're eating two-minute noodles. Exactly.

Gotcha. Okay. So in Auckland, do you want to do Auckland first? Yeah. We'll start with Christchurch. I was going to say, do you want to start with the worst one? Yeah, I don't want to start with Auckland. Let's start with Christchurch, which I love Christchurch. I was going to say, do you want to start with the worst one? Yeah, I don't want to start with Auckland. Okay, cool. Yeah, start with Christchurch. Let's start with Christchurch, which I love Christchurch.

At the moment, a median house price in Christchurch is about $494,000. Yeah. So you would have to earn $96,000 to be able to pay your mortgage and live comfortably. Is that as a couple? No, that's like... Is that for the household income? Exactly. Okay, so like you're saying, if you're in a couple, you could be earning $2.45. Exactly right.

Okay, realistic. That's realistic. But yeah, but not good for single people. Not good for me, mate. And the scary thing... I keep forgetting. Yeah. Some of us are single. Some of us haven't found a princess and someone who's way good for them. I understand. Anyway, the median annual income in Christchurch at the moment is $66,000. Right.

So if you're not in a relationship, you're never buying a house. No. Or unless it's a tiny apartment. Unless you've got rich parents. Yeah, exactly. All right, do you want to hear some of the other ones? Yes, please. Let's do Hamilton.

So in Hamilton right now, the median house price is $556,000. Yeah. And to be able to afford that house comfortably, you'll need to earn $107,000. Holy sh... In Hamilton. You need to play for the Chiefs to make that money. Literally.

That's crazy, right? Probably a good rugby team though, you'll be right. So then we've got Wellington. Wellington. Oh, no, let's go to the Bay of Plenty. Bay of Plenty at the moment. That's my home. Yeah.

This one really shocked me, actually. The median house price in Bay of Plenty is $700,000. Is it? Yeah. Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it?

Yeah. So you have to earn $135,000 a year to be able to pay that mortgage. Again, that's a combined income. That's still a lot, even for a couple. Even for a couple. Yeah. Let's go to Wellington. Because imagine one of you has a baby.

Yeah, and then you have to factor that money in there. It's a lot. The baby a job. Wellington is $758,000, the median house price, to be able to afford that. It's $147,000 a year. That's how much you get paid to be an MP in Wellington. Well, they'll be living it up in Wellington.

They'll all have their own houses. At the Beehive. They'll be loving it. Auckland. Do we need to sit down for this? You need to sit down, take a seat. Auckland. The median house price in Auckland right now is $1.2 million and $43,000.

Oh, holy. Like what is going on? How? To be able to afford that. So say right now if I wanted to buy a house in Auckland by myself as a single person, I would have to earn $241,000 a year. Well, lucky you do, I guess. What?

Oh, my God. I wish, mate. This Uber Eats every night over here. Not even close. That was really depressing. Thanks for that, Brie. No worries, mate. Yeah, cool. really depressing. Thanks for that, Brie. No worries, mate. Yeah, cool.

Just bringing all the good times and happy vibes. Zedian's Brie and Clint's. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brie and Clint's birthday banger. All right, this is where we get your birthdays. We put it through the system and we tell you what song was top of the charts on your 16th birthday.

Welcome to the show, Richard. Hello, Richard. Hi, guys. How are you? Good. How are you? Yeah, good, thanks. That's birthday. Welcome to the show, Richard. Hello, Richard. Hi, guys. How are you? Good. How are you? Yeah, good, thanks. That's good. What's your birthday, Richard? The 29th of September, 1985. Okay, Richard, you were 16 in 2001 on the 29th of September,

and back in 2001, this was top of the charts. Sorry Richard, we can't hear you over our own singing. Eternal Flame, Atomic Kitten. How does that make you feel? Yeah, it brings back the memories. You like Atomic Kitten? I mean, it's not their best song, but it's definitely not their worst. No, it's a good sing-along. Alright.

They remade that, right? Yeah, it's not their best song, but it's definitely not their worst. No, it's a good sing-along. All right. They remade that, right? Yeah, it's a cover. It's a cover. Yeah. Good cover, though. Welcome to Birthday Banger, Melanie. Hi, Mel. Hi, how's it going?

Good. What's your birthday, Mel? Also September 22nd of 1986. Cool. So you were 16 in 2002 on the 22nd of September. And, Mel, this is your birthday banger. Avril Lavigne. And I think this might be the original Avril Lavigne too before they replaced her with the lookalike when she mysteriously died

and they pretended she didn't. Yeah, I think that was her first song actually. Was it really? Was that her first hit? Was it? Yep, that takes you back. I think you're right, Mel. And then she backed it up with Sk8er Boi.

How do you feel about it? Is it a good birthday banger? Oh, she's on hold. How do you feel about it? Is it a good birthday banger? Absolutely. Takes you back to the teenage years. Oh, yeah, Mel.

Producer Ellie was loving that track. Really? She was bopping away. Okay, well, that's two votes for it so far. Jordan, you got stiff competition. What's your birthday? The 10th of November, 1993. Okay, Jords, you were 16 in 2009 on the 10th of November,

and top of the charts was this. If Rihanna is the queen of birthday banger, then Kesha is the princess. I have to agree with you there. Yeah. This song was number one for so many weeks. Oh, I so remember it. Do you want to hear it, though?

Well, I mean, I don't know. Up against Atomic Kitten, I don't know if it really stands a chance. I agree. I do like that song, though. At least you're honest. What are we going to play? It's definitely between Avril and Atomic Kitten.

Because she was so into it, do you want to give it to producer Ellie to choose? Well, let's just go with Avril. Complicated. Producer Ellie, is it Avril complicated? That is the least complicated question I've ever been asked. Oh, she's got the gags. Get her on the air.

Get her on the air. That means, Melanie, we're playing your birthday banger. Thank you. All good. You enjoy this. Bree and Clint, ZM, all black stickers up for grabs next. Honestly, promise me I'm never gonna fight to fake it No, no, no Coming straight out of 2002, that's Avril Lavigne for Birthday Banger. How old do you think Avril Lavigne is right now?

Well, if that song was 2002, that was 16 years ago. And when she put it out, she looked like she was about 16, so I'm gonna go 30... Oh, here's my math. 32. 33. Is she? Yeah. I thought she'd be older. How's my powers of deduction?

Pretty good. I'm the deducer. That's my superhero name. The All Blacks are taking on South Africa at Westpac Stadium on Saturday the 15th of September at 7.35. I get very flustered when it comes to the All Blacks are taking on South Africa at Westpac Stadium on Saturday the 15th of September at 7.35. I get very flustered when it comes to the All Blacks. That's next weekend. Yeah, not this weekend.

Next weekend. If you head to ZM online right now, you can register for the ultimate All Blacks experience. That includes flights, accommodation, and category A seats. That's a big prize. To get you in the mood, we've got a couple of tickets. Like if you can get yourself there, you can sort yourself out. Two tickets to the All Blacks up for grabs right now. There is a catch.

Oh no, I'm nervous. Bree will be the person. Bree from country Queensland, Australia, will need to win you the tickets with her All Blacks knowledge. Atmosphere, tension, you name it, it's here. Bree! Welcome to the pressure cooker. Oh, I think I picked up the wrong one.

I don't even have your name. What's your name? Mark. Mark. Now, Bree is about to win you some All Blacks tickets. I'm going to give her a multi-choice question. Oh, no. Before we go into it, I need you to give her a multi-choice question. Oh, no. Before we go into it,

I need you to give her one piece of All Blacks information that you think could help her, maybe. Just give her an All Blacks fact, something she needs to know. Um... Oh... Did they wear black? OK. Good start.

To be honest, Mark, it doesn't really matter at this point. It's a lost cause. Oh, come on, Bree. I'm going to do my absolute best. Now, Mark, you need to remain silent here, okay? If there's any peep out of you, then the answer is void and we have to bin the tickets.

Do you understand? Oh, come on. No worries. I can get some help from Mark, can't I? Two tickets. Okay. Oh, I really want to get these tickets for Mark. Bree. New to New Zealand. The Wallabies suck, can I say? That's why I've never really followed rugby union.

I'm a rugby league gal. Good attitude. We're talking All Blacks, though. Oh, God. Which All Black changed the game when he became the first player to appear on a billboard in nothing but his jockeys? Was it A, Bowdoin Barrett?

He's hot. Was it B, Dan Carter? He's hot too. Or was it C, Piriwipu? I didn't even know the last one. Mark, you know the answer to this, don't you? Don't say it. Mark?

Yeah, I know the answer, yeah. Okay. I'm going to go with my gut. Oh, Mark, I really want to win these tickets for you, mate. Double pass to the All Blacks. I'm going to go with my gut. Oh, Mark, I really want to win these tickets for you, mate. Double pass to the All Blacks. I'm going to say... Lock in... A, Bowdoin Barrett.

Are you sure? I'm sure. You're sure? Yes. Lock it in. A, Bowdoin Barrett is incorrect. Damn it! It's all over.

I'm really sorry, Mark. You're not going to the All Blacks. Oh, Bree. I'm so sorry, Mark. Oh, my God. Cam Mansell was trying to text me the answer. Is that why your phone was going off? Damn it. Correct answer was Dan Carter, but you know that, obviously.

Look, it's okay. I'll take today's tickets. No. No, no, no. I'll take today's tickets and we'll jackpot them. Tomorrow, you can win someone four tickets. Can Mark come back on? No.

Can I play again for Mark? Mark's gone. No, bring back Mark. I feel bad. We'll play a game gone. No, bring back Mark. I feel bad. We'll play again tomorrow. I suck at this game. ZDM's brilliant Clint. Today, for a lot of New Zealanders and the world,

things came to a grinding halt as all the major social media platforms, Facebook, Messenger, WhatsApp and Instagram were all unusable. We went on for about an hour in New Zealand before it came back online. To get the mood of the people and to find out how that really impacted your everyday New Zealander, we cross now live to our roaming reporter in the field wearing Crocs.

It's Brianna Tomasell. Am I meant to be taken seriously? Am I on? Bri, you're on with us now. Good afternoon. Hello there, Clinton. I don't know how I'm meant to be taken as a serious journalist when I'm wearing these Crocs, but I'm going to do my best out on the streets in New Zealand this afternoon. Thank you very much.

You're currently standing on Victoria Street in Auckland. How's the mood of the people? The mood is very grim down here. It's like it's been, you know, the end of the world? The mood is very grim down here it's like it's been you know the end of the world there's a lot there's not many people around there's buses

people are running they're trying to save themselves we're going to go talk to someone now I'm just going to go interview someone here she does not know she's about to be interviewed excuse me ma'am how do you feel about the Facebook and Instagram outage earlier this morning?

How did you cope? Yay! She's excited about it actually she coped okay let's go see if we can How do you feel about the Facebook and Instagram outage earlier this morning? How did you cope? Yay. She's excited about it, actually. She coped okay. Let's go see if we can. I'm just running now, Clint, just to see if I can get someone else's opinion. Yeah, fantastic. Pam, how did you cope this morning not being able to use Facebook or Instagram?

No idea. I didn't even know it wasn't working. Cool. She didn't even know? Right. It doesn't really sound like people want to talk to you that much, Bree. Is that seeming to be the case? We're live on the radio right now. How did you guys cope with the Facebook

outage earlier this morning? Oh, people are loving it. People are saying it's pretty awesome that they're actually enjoying not being on Facebook. Right. We're going to get one more opinion. Let's go live now. Someone out on the street. Sir, how did you cope this morning knowing that Facebook and Instagram was down for more than an hour? I couldn't believe it. I lost everything, absolutely everything. Lost my mind.

You didn't even know, did you? Absolutely not. Gripping scenes out on the street here this afternoon, Clint. The people don't know what to do. They actually got some work done and actually used their time for good. Right. I tell you what, is that the end of the live cross? Yeah.

How'd it go? Well, it's some of the most frantic and under-informing journalism I've ever been a part of, but at least it's live, right? You know it's live. Mate, I'm wearing Crocs. What do you expect? No, no, you've done a great job. If we could get you back to the news headquarters now as soon as possible, please.

I have a fresh pair of Crocs waiting for you. So good cross, Brie. Let's have you back in the studio. Can't wait to be back. Let's go to a song or something. It's New Zealand's worst reporter, Brianna Thomas-El, live from the streets of Auckland. Zee's Brie and Clint.

This week we transform one young girl's appearance. We make her the fashion icon she's always dreamed of being. We take Brianna Thomas-El from... I was going to say, who's that? Because it's definitely not me. Dumpster chic to high street chic. This just gets worse and worse for me. Crocs.

I'm too sexy for my Crocs. Too sexy for my Crocs. Crocs on my feet. I got the scoop at New Zealand Fashion Week that these are the next hottest shoe. So I've done the hard work for you. I've organised a whole week of brand new Crocs for you. The whole range. Can I just say this is, I did not sign up for you. I've organised a whole week of brand new Crocs for you. The whole range. Can I just say, this is, I did not sign up for this.

Um. No, you didn't. Well, actually, doing radio, I guess I did sign up for this. No, and I didn't force you to do it either. This is the mood of the nation. They decided this is what you should do. Overwhelmingly too. Oh, bull crap.

75% of people said yes, she should spend the week in Crocs. So here we are, Conforming to the popular opinion Today you have spent the day in flame Crocs And last night actually Bree rang me at 9.30 last night She goes hey I'm going out I know it's a Monday night Where should I go?

And I went mate not only is it Monday You're wearing a pair of flaming Crocs I was gonna go out And then I decided against it Because I was in these stupid Flaming Crocs. Don't say stupid. They're a very comfortable, very versatile shoe and I've told you they're about to get very, very cool as well.

Some people are calling this week Croc Week. Yeah, Croc Week, yeah. Instead of Shark Week. Oh, I get it. Croc Week. Yeah, yeah. Croc a shit week. All right, all right, all right, all right. You can now kick off the Flamed Crocs. You're done. Croc is shit week. All right. All right. All right.

All right. You can now kick off the flame crocs. You're done. You can take them off. So I can say goodbye to these forever? You can say goodbye to them. Who wants them? Because I'm definitely not keeping them. Well, they're yours.

You get to keep them. I'm about to give you your brand new pair for the next 24 hours. When am I ever going to wear these again? I don't know. When you're chefing? I don't know. Tell us what you're doing tonight. I got offered at the last minute tickets to go see Pink.

Yeah, you're going to Pink. And I said yes because I love Pink. And then I realised I'm going to be wearing whatever you're about to give me. Don't worry. I've factored your plans into the style. Here you go, your next package. If you could open that note for us first before you get into them. Mate, if these are what I think they are, just go with the flow.

Okay? Just relax. You're gonna look good. I've got you. You're a stylist. He's here. I know what you want. Crocs. Day two. A poem. We hear you're off to a big show, so let's make sure you're good to go. A bad shoe choice would really stink.

Tonight's Crocs were made for pink. Now rip into it. Mate. Mate. Oh, my God. Tell us what you've got. I am now the proud owner of a pair of fluoro pink Crocs. Oh, my God.

How appropriate. How in theme. I'm so excited. And look, you've got your ventilation holes because you've had your odour problems in the other ones. These are like the Crocs that I know and love. Yeah, so you're good to go. You're ready to go.

One other thing. If you see Bree tonight at Pink. Oh my God, don't do that. If you go and get a photo with her, I have organised for a pair of Pink Crocs just like yours for us to give away. Oh my God. It's Croc Watch. If you don't know

what Brie looks like, she'll be the one wearing fluorescent pink Crocs. Don't put this on your Instagram story. It's not funny. She's going to Spark Arena. All you have to do

is upload a picture and tag us in or send us the photo and we'll pick someone to get Crocs just like yours. No one is going to do that because no one wants these. You watch. You watch.

The number of people who will message in with this will show you just how cool these shoes really are now. Yeah, because they just want to mess with me. They want to jump on the messing train. Not true. Not true. Not true. Hey, if you're going to pink,

even if you're not and you just want to go wait outside Spark Arena for Bree, she's going to arrive about 7.30. Hey, you know what? I'm going to embrace it. I'm going to team with the theme. And the theme tonight is pink. There you go.

I mean, at least they weren't healed. That's what I was worried about. So I'm kind of excited about that. You can see the Crocs on our Instagram in about five minutes' time. Brie and Clint. ZDM's Brie and Clint. Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers.

She would, she's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta Fame Game. Great game this one. This is where we try and guess celebrities' Instagram following just off their name. We don't get to look, we just get 10 seconds. It's you versus me, Brie, and it's best of three. I need this win so

bad. Well, in the lifespan of this show, we have played nine times. Bree has won twice, and I've won seven. Good maths. Quick maths. Ali is our gameskeeper. You have the names of the

celebrities. We've not seen them. You haven't seen them. Feel free to play along in the car. When you're ready, Ellie, please give us our first celebrity. All right, first celebrity for the Insta Fame Game. We're going to come in hot with Eminem. Eminem. Just dropped his album. Just came out.

Big deal. Been around forever. He's 45. I'm going to say... I don't think he's stratospheric. I think, like... Oh, I went too big. Oh, no, I think I've gone too small.

I think you've went too small, but you'll be closer. All right, Clint, you have said 2.3 million for Eminem. Brie, you have said 17 million. Eminem has 21.7 million. Pretty lit. Well done. Good first round. You've got a point.

Don't get too far ahead of myself. First to three. Ellie, when you're ready, next celebrity. Okay, next celebrity. We're going to go with Panic at the Disco. Hang on, The Band or Brendon Urie? The Band. The Band.

Okay. Oh, God. This one I really don't know. I have no idea. All right, for Panic! at the Disco, Clint. Classic Ellie following Panic! at the Disco, though. I know it. Yeah.

You know it. 11 million, Clint, is what you've said, Panic! at the Disco. Yeah. Brie, you've said 2.3 million. Panic! at the Disco have 4.1 million. Point to Brie. That's another one to go. That's right. I've definitely lost it from here before.

What is going on? This is not meant to happen. It's the Crocs. Oh my god, maybe it's the Crocs. Your new fashion has put you in tune with Instagram. If I win today, I might have to wear Crocs every time we play. I'm superstitious

like that. Okay, Ellie, when you're ready, give us our third celebrity for the Insta Fame game. All right. Now, I'm pretty stoked because the Brian Clint show, I've just tapped over 10,000. You can be one of those people. Brian Clint, jump on board. Great plug.

To the nearest 10. Great plug. So seamless. That's why I put it in the game. Right. To the nearest 10, so seamless that's why I put it in the game right to the nearest 10 how many followers do Bran Clint

have right now oh to the nearest 10 to the nearest 10 like actual 10 yeah oh god because you know it's over 10k

so it's 10,000 and something yeah okay yeah yeah okay yeah oh god okay but I might need you to confirm this

in case it's changed in the last two minutes. Oh, no, no. It's got to be done from when you looked at it. Okay. Right from when you looked at it just before. All right. Clint, you've said, is that 10.9? No.

10,090. 10,090. Oh, I went too big. All right. And you've said 10,770. What are you up to? We just got 10,000 like 10 minutes ago. Damn it. You think we've got another 770? It are you up to? We just got 10,000 like 10 minutes ago. Damn it.

You think we've got another 770? It's wishful thinking. It is, Brie, because we only have 10,043. If we get 10,700 by the end of the segment, do I win? Maybe. No. Okay. No, that's a point to me.

All right, that's for Wendiglin. Two to one. You're still in the box seat here. You can still win it on the swim. You can. You can. Oh, to me. All right, that's a point to Clint. Two to one. You're still in the box seat here. You can still win it on this one. You can. You can. Oh, come on. All right.

Let's go with Serena Williams. Oh. I love her as well. I know you love her. Okay. Ooh. How many Instagram followers for Serena Williams? I've lost my pen.

Oh, God. Oh, no. Oh, you can't answer. Oh, well. No, no. I win. Yeah. I'm okay. I know what I'm doing. All right. Serena Williams. I'm confident with this. Oh, well. I win. Yeah, I'm okay. I know what I'm doing.

All right. I'm confident with this. Serena Williams. Clint, you have said $30 million. Bree, you have said $18 million. Oh, come on. Serena Williams has $9.3 million. Oh, she's done it.

Don't call it a comeback because I've barely even won. That takes the scores of the game to seven games to three. It's just getting sad you let me win, didn't you? Well, you know you have to keep wearing the Crocs now. Oh, no. Oh, no. Yep. Zinian's brain clamped.

This story, just a warning, is about to get real strange. Cool. It's ridiculous. Yep. And when you and I both read about this, get real strange. Cool. It's ridiculous. Yeah. And when you and I both read about this, we couldn't believe it. Oh, yeah. So, a Russian man has sued an IVF clinic after his wife admitted that she had swapped his sperm out for her lover's during treatment.

What is going on? What is happening in the world? So, there's a woman, there's a man, they're married. Yes. They're going through IVF treatment. What is going on? What is happening in the world? So there's a woman, there's a man, they're married. Yes. They're going through IVF treatment. Yes. They've decided that they want to go to the effort of having a baby together through IVF, which is expensive, it's painful, and it's time consuming. Costs a lot of money. And I mean, it's a lot to go through. The wife has decided halfway through this that she actually doesn't love her husband anymore. She doesn't want to tell him that though, because she wants the husband to pay

for the IVF treatment so she can have a baby with her lover. That is some next level double crossing. That is crazy. You are bringing science into your affair. Like that is absolutely mental. You know what's crap about that is just break up with him. Yeah. Just break up with him if that's the case. Not only from the moral side of it, what if the other guy can have the babies and you don't have to do IVF? Well, I think it might have been her.

I think. And she didn't want to pay for it. So what kind of vindictive stuff is that? Yeah So she's made, so she's pulled her husband into it saying oh let's have a baby and this and that and then she's swapping

the sperm out and guess what the story gets more ridiculous because the people at the clinic helped her do it. Russia right everyone's a spy. I can't believe you. That's why you can never trust your friends if you live in Russia because you never know if they're in the KGB or not

and they may be doing a switcheroo even when it comes to your own DNA. My Aunty Julie, she dated this Russian guy and I swear he was in the KGB. How do you know? Oh, he just used to do some dodgy stuff. Wait, was he in the KGB or was he into drinking KGBs? Oh, no, the KGB. How do you know? Oh, he just used to do some dodgy stuff. Wait, was he in the KGB or was he into drinking KGBs? Oh no, the second one.

Yeah. How good the 440ml can be? Do they still make a KGB? I think they do. Can you still get a KGB? I'm pretty sure. You can still get them. He actually legit drank those.

He did. Anyway. Well, that's a dead giveaway. If you're in the KGB, you can't drink a KGB. I mean, it kind of gives it away. You get them for free from the KGB tuck shop, but you just can't drink them in public. I mean, it kind of gives it away. You get them for free from the KGB tuck shop,

but you just can't drink them in public. That's the problem. Wait, there's a school? Like Hogwarts. Staff room. I imagine. Is there? Where else they learn?

What, where the agents all go and they learn how to be spies and stuff? Where else are they going to learn? Really? You're not just born a KGB agent, or are you? Oh, my God. If the movies are correct, you are. You're born into it. You know my nono, my Italian grandfather.

Did you know nono is Maori for bum? Is it? Yeah. So did you mean to say nona? No, so my grandmother is nona and the male version is nono. Nono. Nono. Bum. So my bum. No disrespect to your nono nono nono bum so my bum um no disrespect to your nono yeah or your grandfather

he was in the mafia no this is what he used to tell us when we were being naughty oh okay yeah because you are italian right i think so yeah well we know you're not sure all All right. I'm just thrown by learning that my grandfather was a bum. There you go. Hey, and you learn something new every day. He smelled kind of weird, so it makes sense. That'll be the parmesan. 12 minutes after 6 o'clock. Do we do any racism?

I don't know. Hopefully not. Bree and Clint. Bum, buddy, boom, buddy. Z is Bree and Clint. I don't want you to get too excited, but there may finally be a cure for the common hangover. So this is from scientists.

McDonald's. What am I talking about? There's already a cure. It's called KFC. Exactly right. No, no. We've already found it, mate. No, this one's from scientists.

This is what they've said about it. Okay. Because this is magical. If Harry Potter, Hermione and Ron had gone to university and got on the piss, this is the kind of potion they would have taken. Whoa. That is some buildups right there.

Some Hogwarts stuff. So Silicon Valley scientists claim they have genetically engineered the world's first probiotic drink to prevent hangovers. Powerade, it already exists. No, no, no, no. Probiotic. What's that mean?

So it's not a chemical. It's not like a Panadol or anything like that. It's culture. So you have antibiotics and then you have probiotics. You know, gut health. Is this like Yakult? Yes, just like a Yakult. That's like a probiotic, right?

Those tiny little bottles of Yakult. I love Yakult. How gross is it? I hate drinking those. Well, it looks disgusting. But when you drink it, all I think about is, oh, there's living organisms in this. Yeah, you're literally drinking bacteria.

But it's no different to having yogurt. Yogurt is bacteria. I don't like yogurt either. Okay, so this hangover cure is called Z-Biotics. Right. And it's not a pipe dream either. It's coming to Australia, which means you'll be able to get it here. They said they designed it to be really simple to use.

You just take a single five milliliter dose, so the same size as a yuck. So the same size as a yuck. a yeah and you just take it and it doesn't matter one five mil thing doesn't matter how much you you drink what so what are they saying it does does it completely cure you they're saying that it fights the toxins that are created in your stomach that cause the hangover that's what they're saying and the test results are positive interesting there's a catch. Oh, of course there is.

There's always a catch. If you want Z-Biotics, the rumoured hangover cure to work for you, you need to take it before you start drinking. Always the bloody case. Well, who is that organised? Who's thinking that far ahead? What about those nights out that just, the best nights out start randomly? They just happen. Exactly.

What, are you going to carry that around in your bag? Plus, if you're going to the cupboard and you're going, alright, I'm going out tonight and I am going to get hammered, you've got a drinking problem. Like, if you're planning to get that drunk and you're going, better have my Z-biotics before I go out, you've got an issue because

you haven't just accidentally ended up to be a bit drunk. You've gone out with an intention. Are you talking to me or are you talking to like... Z-Names brilliant, Clint.