ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 4th 2020

Episode Date: September 4, 2020

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Hi everybody, welcome to the podcast. Before we do International Birthday Banger, do you want to know the disgusting conversation Bree and I have just been having? No, you can't say this on the podcast. Yeah we can, it's just hypothetical. And also you asked it. Well don't throw me under the bus more. Ask me it. The question, the kissing one. Actually I don't want this, I don't want this either. No, I'm asking you, and then I'll ask Ben.

Clint, would you rather kiss your dad for a million dollars, like we're talking Pash, or kiss one of your brothers, your choice, whichever one you're more attracted to, for a million dollars, Pash? It's weirdly easy for me to answer this. I'd kiss my brother. Yeah.

And I'd kiss Callum. You know which brother it is. You'd kiss, yeah. Yeah. Because you like him more. He's got a cute little mouth. Oh, my God. Where's my dad? Where's my dad? Very stubbly. You know which brother it is You kiss Yeah Yeah Because you like him more He's got a cute little mouth Oh my god Where's my dad

Where's my dad Very stubbly And I imagine he'd have He'd have I don't know His breath would be the freshest No offence dad Love you

I know it's Father's Day this weekend It's a bit rough And my other brother Oh he would be He's got a beard doesn't he Yeah but that's not That's not a barrier to entry It's more that I know

He would hate it Right Right So Cal would be more keen Ben you don't have a brother Yeah, but that's not a barrier to entry. It's more that I know he would hate it. Right, right. So Cal would be more keen. Ben, you don't have a brother. Nah. So mum or sister?

Yeah, sister or mum. Pash for a million bucks. You can say no to the million. Oh. No, I'd pash anything for a million dollars. Probably. Not picky. No, you have to pick one.

Who would you rather? Probably mum. Because you're close to her It's a million dollars Yeah I said the same thing I think it's a nice thing Neither of us said we wouldn't do it Brie Oh yeah okay

Sorry Hot dad or hot brother Because you've got both Pash It's like a 15 second pash So I have to kiss my dad 15 seconds Or my brother

My dad just got new teeth That's a bonus But your brother doesn't need new teeth Why do you have to think about this that hard Me and Ben were like We knew straight away Ben's like give me that hot mug I think it's probably good that I have to think about it more.

Yeah. Well, the million dollars is slipping away. If you take five more seconds, it's down to 500. Probably my brother to make it very clear. I knew he was irresistible. Oh, gross. Not because I wanted to, because it was a million bucks. You answered that in less than a minute.

Oh, whatever. You answered it in 10 seconds. Let's do a birthday banger. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Brian Clint's birthday banger. Just one week I want you to not talk over that.

Just one week. This is where we do your birthday bangers for the global Brian Clint podcast community who can't call up live on the radio. If you want to do this, there's a post at the very top of our Bree and Clint podcast family private Facebook group. Just check it on there and we're just cycling through them.

What does that remind you of, that drawing? Pubes. Yes. Good to see where your mind is. Let's kick it off with Andy Hipple. All right. It's not related to what we're doing. No.

All right. Andy Hipple is from South Shields in the UK. He was born on the 22nd. People in the UK talk funny. It's really South Shields. South Shields. South Shields. 22nd of December, 1989.

So he was 16 in 2005. And Andy, this is your birthday banger. Tune. Madonna. Basically just dubbing over the top of an Ebba classic. Tune. And hung up. It's great.

Time goes by slowly for those who wait. Okay, let's do. Remember when she hooked up with Drake? Yes, remember when she hooked up with Britney and Christina? Yeah, hot. Not hot, the Drake one. No, the Drake one was weird. Everyone's like, Drake, up to.

And Drake was like, what? You said she'd hook up with my sister or my mum? What? It was hot when Britney and Christina did it. Okay, Raquel Vicente. No, let's get this right. She's from Brazil. She lives in Auckland now. It's definitely Raquel. Vicentina? Vicentina.

Vicentina. Vicentina. Okay, Raquel Vicentina. That's a cool name. Yeah, originally from Brazil. She was born on the 4th of August 1985. So she was 16 in 2001. And Raquel, this is your birthday banger. Oh, wrong one.

Soles. Hard to believe that producer Ben thought this was a man. Yeah, that's right. I forgot about that. Remember that? Yeah, he didn't know that there was a difference between Nelly and Nelly Furtado. Nor they were the same person.

Remember that, Ben? That was a good day for you, wasn't it? He can't talk at the moment. I like it better that way. We'll do one more. I'm just kidding, Ben. It's for Jake Hurd from Nottington. Nottington, not Nottingham

Nottingham Nottington Nottington in England He was born on the 17th of January 1999 So he was 16 in 2015 And Jake, this one's for you This song was mega when it came out. I remember being at a party and it got played like four times in a row.

And even after the fourth time, everyone was like, play it again. Again. Again. I remember being at a Jessie J concert and you could hear this was her ramp up song. Oh yeah. In the dressing room. Mark Ronson, the guy who made this song I think he might be

the coolest man he's a cool guy yeah there's a what was it I was watching there's a tour of Mark Ronson's house

that you can watch on YouTube it's by an account actually it's by an account called AD it's like an architecture YouTube channel his house is the coolest house.

I bet. It's styled with the coolest things. He's got a cassette player in his kitchen, like a pink 80s cassette player, and he's just got a wall of cassette tapes. That's cool. It's hipster and it's oldie, but he pulls it off. Yeah, he would because he's Mark Ronson.

Yeah. I'm going to try and pull it off. I'm going to get a cassette player in the kitchen. I've got the cassettes I've got I've got the Lion King soundtrack Mbop And no I don't have Mbop I've got Eric Clapton Unplugged

Oh yeah that'd be good And I think I've got The Jurassic Park soundtrack Oh that'd be good too Nah it's just orchestral music Nah I bought it I was like I love dinosaurs

Love Jurassic Park I'm definitely going to love the soundtrack Put it on and it's just like Not for you Love that soundtrack I love dinosaurs. I love Jurassic Park. I'm definitely going to love the soundtrack. Put it on and it's just like. Not for you. I love that soundtrack. What's our winner? I think it's Madonna.

I think it's Madonna too. Yeah, right? Get in, you delicious older lady, you. Time goes by. Surprise. Quick age game. How old's Madonna? Ben, can you run this age game? She's 56. Nah, she's younger. you run this age game? She's 56.

Nah, she's younger. She's 53. Sorry. She's older. Sorry. 63. Ben, how old's Madonna? Sorry.

There you go. 62. Oh! She's in her 60s. I crushed it. She's only 12 years younger than Cher. Holy shit. Oh, wait. Shit. I crushed it. She's only 12 years younger than Cher. Holy shit. Oh, wait, shit.

I got my mum's age wrong, because she's the same age as my mum, too. She looks bloody good. It's a fun song. Ben, if you had to talk out with your mum or Madonna... Oh, that's a choice. It's Ben's mum. Okay, here's the podcast, everybody.

Have a great weekend. We'll catch you back on Monday, New Zealand time, obviously. See you later. Bye. Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3 p.m., give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on?

Bree and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora, everybody. Good afternoon and happy Friday. It'sie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Kia ora, everybody. Good afternoon and happy Friday. It's Brie and Clint. Happy Friday. We've got a big afternoon on the show for you this afternoon. Not only are we doing Friday Okie and singing Ed Sheeran's Galway Girl. It's going to be good at 5 o'clock.

We've also got the results of our Mumma Di, Have Lunch with Mumma Di, Ambry, Trade Me auction. Yeah, how much have we made for the Cancer Council? Over $2,000 already for the Cancer Society of New Zealand. Great. And the auction is open until 4 o'clock.

So if you want it, now's the time to get in there. You know, some people leave their bids till the last minute. It's go time, all right? If you want to win this lunch, it's lunch for you and three friends catered by celebrity chef Brie Thomasel, cooking her special chicken parmigiana with our guest of honour, Mama Di. Search Trade Me, have lunch with Mama Di.

This might be the only time you get to have a very average chicken parmigiana cooked for you. So, I mean... You undersell it, but... That's what you've got to do. Oh, right. You undersell it, but. That's what you got to do. Oh, right. You got to undersell. And then when you cook it and it's fine, you're going to be like.

And everyone goes, oh, this is good. What are you doing? This is fine. Yeah, right. And like we said, all proceeds to the Cancer Society closes at four. So we'll have the results for you then. Also, are you dog sitting? I organised a dog for you to sit tomorrow.

What's the deal? Have you organised a dog sit? Yeah, so we've been messaging. I have been, you know, in touch and I think that, yeah, tomorrow it is on. Are you going with Roxy the shit poo? Yeah, the shit poo Roxy. I have been

speaking with Joyce. No, she was a jack shit. Jack shit. That's right. I've been speaking with Joyce. Her and her partner who works in the Defence Force want to go away. So I was like, I'll take Roxy. Don't worry about her.

You guys go away for the weekend. Oh, wow. I think it's on. You think it's on? I'm kind of nervous for the date. Yeah, all right.

For the date, you want to make a good first impression of the dog. It's a doggy date. Next, we want to talk about big prizes that you've won.

Yeah, there's a competition that's just started up again in New Zealand and we want to talk about big prizes that you've won. Yeah, there's a competition that's just started up again in New Zealand. And we want to hear from you if you've ever won something really big. Just to give a bit of hope to people. Right. You know? Not cash. Not cash.

Prizes. Big stuff. Yeah. Boats. Big Wednesday. Houses. All right, we'll talk about it after Katy Perry and Juicy J. Friday Jam, ZM.

Brie and Clint. I treated myself this morning and I was good and I went to see my doctor for a check-up and I thought I'm going to go to McDonald's on the way home. Good on you. Get a bacon and egg McMuffin. Yes. I do love the bacon and egg McMuffins there.

Yep. And I noticed that they're doing the most popular promotion ever that they always do, which is the Monopoly promotion. McDonald's Monopoly. Yeah, everyone loves it. I love McDonald's Monopoly. And so do I. Did you watch McMillions?

Yeah. I love the McMillions. Such a good doco. Anyway, it's back and I was like, fantastic, I'm going to get way more stuff because I want to play. Anyway, it got me thinking about, because I started peeling off the tickets and I was like, fantastic, I'm going to get way more stuff because I want to play. Anyway, it got me thinking about because I started peeling off the tickets and I was like, oh, okay, this is, you know, car rental for a year and then there's like other experiences

that you can win. And I was like, I wonder if anyone that listens to our show has won big prizes like this. Yeah. And not just from the Monopoly game at McDonald's. I'm talking about like, you know when you walk into a shopping centre and there's a car that they're raffling off, you know? Yeah.

And I always sometimes- Or win this TV. Or win this TV or win this luxury beachside home. Yeah. You know, stuff like that. Win this boat. Yeah. They're always like, win a Ray Glass Marine.

I don't know boats, but... A boat. Yeah, a boat. Win a boat. Pretty good prize. Win a kayak. Because I always think, even when I enter it, I'm like, I wonder who won that. I always enter them, but I'm like, I'm not going to win. No. I never ever believe I'm going to win those

prize things. Who does win those? Whereas Lotto, I'm like, I'm definitely going to win. You think you're going to win? I'm like, if someone has to win, I'm definitely going to win. I love that the odds in the other thing would be way better. I know, but I think it's because you hear about the lotto winners. It's in the news. But you never hear about who won the Ray Glass Marine. And that's exactly right.

You really don't. It just happens and it's in a back room somewhere. And it goes under the radar. Yeah, yeah. A guy I used to work with, he told me that when he was 18, he entered one of those car comps. And it was a BMW.

And he was, you know, 18 year old guy. He was like keen. So he entered. And he won. And it was $55,000 car. Bless you. Anyway, he decided, so the dealership said, you can take the car now, drive it away,

or we can give you the cash price. Take the cash, take the cash, take the cash. And he did. Yeah, good. And he ended up buying land near the Gold Coast that's now worth a fortune. Same deal with when Lotto used to do Big Wednesday. So Big Wednesday was you win the car, the house, the boat, the batch,

the Amex, whatever it was, they built you the lifestyle. And the idea was this is what you would buy if you won Lotto. We'll give you everything. You could take the money as well. You could go, I'll just take the value of all this stuff. Got you out of the T's and C's. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to put this to bed because I want to know from people

that listen to this show, surely there's people out there that have won big ticket items. Not cash, right? Not cash. I don't want to hear from, well, I'm happy for you if you've won the lotto. But I want to hear, like, yeah, if you've won a car or if you've won a boat or if you've won a house or...

A washing, I want to hear if you've won a washing machine. Washing won a boat or if you've won a house or- A washing. I'm going to hear if you've won a washing machine. Washing machines are good. Jet skis. Jet ski, yes. Jet ski's fun. Yeah. Like anything like that. Something big.

Yeah. Yeah. What did you win? Uh-huh. 0800-DIAL-ZM. Let's pull you out of the woodwork. You can remain anonymous- If you need to.

If you don't want your family members to know. If you don't want your family to know about the condenser dryer that you won in 2007, we can handle that. Keep that under wraps. We'll keep you anonymous. Call us now, 0800DIALZM, or you can text us on 9696. What big thing did you win? Bree and Clint. The funnest promotion of the year, well, one of them,

Macca's Monopoly is back. Yeah. And I think I'm going gonna go hard on it this year yeah you found your lotto yeah i think this is my lotto and i get to enjoy food it's gonna say you're a winner whether you win or lose well exactly um i notice it's back if i could eat my lotto tickets it'd be great it'd be different yeah and uh there's heaps of stuff you can win and i always every year look at it and go oh yeah, yeah, it's a bit of fun if you drive through and you can pull the tickets off.

But I wonder if we've got anyone listening that has won big stuff. And it doesn't have to be just in the Macca's Monopoly thing. Here's a retro reference that only some New Zealanders, I think, will get. There used to be a store called DFL, which I think was Dress for Less. Anyway, they opened a superstore in Rotorua when I was a kid. And in the front of the store, they had a purple hatchback. I don't even know what it was. I think it was a Daihatsu Mira from memory.

And all you had to do was go in the store and you could fill out a slip and you put it in the window of the car and they filled the car up with entries. No crap. The day they gave away that car, I swear everybody in Rotorua was in the car park. It was like

a festival. It's easy to enter. It was easy to enter. Why not? And people that I knew won the car and they drove that. You had to take the car, you couldn't take the money and they drove that car I think they're still driving it. Yeah, they would. If they're listening, it was the Norman family who lived on Ferry Springs

Road and last time I went home they were still driving that crappy old car. It's a good luck charm. Why not? So we've asked you this afternoon on 0800DIALZM, have you won any big ticket items in your life? What have you won? Who wins them? Alex, what did you win?

Yeah, I won a car from Clint Roberts from his previous radio station. Did you? What car was it? It was a Holden Colorado 7. Oh, I remember giving this away. I think it was Instant Kiwi or something. I can't remember exactly, but it was, yeah. Did I give you a car?

Yeah, yeah. It was, you were actually covering for someone or a team in the morning. Yeah. I'm not going to say what radio station it was. We all know. Yeah. Amazing. Do you still have it, Alex?

No, no. I actually ended up trading it in for something a lot cheaper and keeping the cash. Yeah, fair enough. Good work. Oh, wow. What a flashback. Okay.

Well, Alex, you're welcome, and congratulations again. Thanks, mate. No, good work. Oh, wow. What a flashback. Okay. Well, Alex, you're welcome. And congratulations again. Thanks, mate. No worries. Someone on the text machine said that in the Macca's Monopoly, they won a spider motorbike and had some fun with it and then sold it for $28,000. Whoa. That's bloody good, isn't it?

Wait, they sold it for $28,000? Yeah, those things are worth a fortune. Incredible. Emma, what did you win? What was your big prize? I won a Vespa. A Vespa, that's sick. Who did you win it off?

A New World, just a fill in a form, put it in the box type competition. What colour? It was red. Yeah. Did you keep it or were too dangerous? Mum sold it and kept the money, so. What? How old were you? How old were too dangerous? Mum sold it and kept the money. Wait, how old were you? How old were you?

I was like 15. Oh, that's a bit rough. I don't know. You could have got your learner's licence and ridden around on that, Visper. Yeah, that's what I wanted. I really wanted it to learn on and then she sold it. Or she could have had the money and bought a car. Either or.

What did mum use the money for? Put it in the pokies. Who knows? Thanks, Emma. That's good. Nicole, what was your big prize that you won? Oh, I... So it wasn't me. It was my little brother. And he... It was from McDonald's

Monopoly as well. And it was that motorbike. The three-wheeled motorbike. This is the bike. That's the spider. You won the spider as well. Yeah, he won it. And you know what? He was in New Zealand when he won it. And he was in Australia.

And they shipped it over to him in Australia. What? Yeah. Wow. That's amazing. So do you guys always play McDonald's Monopoly now whenever it comes out? I'm on a diet, so I can't. Get a wrap. You can get the salad. Yeah, get a salad. I don't know if they've got the tickets on there. I'll get a diet, so I can't. You can get the salad.

Yeah, get a salad. I don't know if they've got the tickets on there. Get a bag of the sliced apple or something. There's a lot of great texts on the text machine. Someone said that they won a Jaguar I-Pace electric car worth $185,000. Amazing. Someone else said my mate won the jet ski worth $10,000 from

Macca's Monopoly. Love it. Someone else said that their dad won a car back, a house back in the day. A house? Off one of those raffles. The Hart Foundation raffles. Oh yeah, I know the ones. And they sell like 100,000 tickets or something.

They sell heaps, yeah, to pretty much cover the cost and he won it. Someone else said, my auntie won an all expenses paid trip to Paris off a L'Oreal colour box. Oh, L'Oreal Paris. That makes sense. That's awesome.

Go and get your hair coloured at the home of L'Oreal. Finally, Courtney, what was your big prize that you won? My friend actually won it, but she took me along with her. It was a return trip for two people to Dublin and back. Yes. Oh, yeah, that's pretty good.

Well, I'll try and guess her at the prize. Was it from Guinness? Yeah, it was. It was through, I think it was called the Embassy Pub at Auckland. Yes. On quiz night at St. Paddy's. A quiz night? Wait, you won it in a quiz?

Well, she did, but yeah, she took me along with her. You didn't have to drink 100 pints of Guinness or something? No, but we went to the Guinness storehouse and had Guinness and realised that Guinness doesn't travel well, so the fresh Guinness over there is amazing. What do you mean you realised that? Good call. Love it.

Thanks, Courtney. Some massive Hollywood celebs coming down with COVID overnight. Dean, give us the updates. Oh, the latest one is Robert Pattinson, the star of the new Batman. They were shooting in London. Here's the deal, right? So they just resumed shooting.

They'd been off, obviously, on hiatus. They just got back two weeks into shooting, and boom, they had to shut the entire production down. And today, Vanity Fair revealed it was actually the star of the film, Robert Pattinson himself, that tested positive for COVID. You may know if you're a fan of The Rock, you would have seen his post the other day.

He's just recovered with his entire family as well. So yeah, it certainly doesn't pick and choose who it takes down. His whole family came down with COVID on that one. Bree, I saw the first indication they knew that they had COVID was because none of the family members could smell what The Rock was cooking. That is a pretty common symptom, isn't it? That's when they first.

And he actually couldn't smell what he was cooking. And The Rock goes, I can't smell what I am cooking. Why'd your accent go all weird? I. And The Rock goes, I can't smell what I am cooking. And that's when they... Why'd your accent go all weird? I was doing The Rock voice. The Batman film series, it's cursed. It's kind of, yeah. It's starting to seem like to be a part of that,

something's going to go wrong. And for them to have to shut down. It's a $250 million film. It would cost a fortune every day that they're not shooting. Yeah, 100%. It would cost an absolute fortune. I realised this the other day. Have you guys thought about this?

That in, I don't know how long it's going to take, but eventually we will have watched everything. Oh, we'll run out of stuff to watch. Yeah. Yeah. There'll be no new shows, no new movies. Mulan's out today once we've seen that. There's no more big Disney stuff for a little bit.

Yeah. It's going to be a while. Dean, do we know how Robert Pattinson caught COVID? Because I would have thought that Batman should have been wearing a mask. That's brilliant. Look, yes, he should have been wearing a mask. How did he catch it

I don't know But I tell you what Just like you said Some of those movie execs And the people The producers Would be so livid It's hundreds of thousands

Of dollars a day But I know that It was in London And I think he's staying Outside of London But obviously Not staying six feet Or further from people

There you go That is the latest Live out of Los Angeles With our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy. As thanks to Old El Paso, you can launch into Miss Free Mexican with their new tortilla pockets. Free and Clint.

Every Friday, it's a good chance for us to take a look back at the week that's been and go, hmm, how did that go? Was it acceptable? Was it a pass? We reflect on all of our ideas, good and bad. Think of it as like the meeting where your boss would pull you into his office and have a bit of a passive-aggressive chat with you.

That's kind of like this, but producer Ben is the boss that's being passed. It's like a compliment sandwich, but it's more like an insult sandwich. So it goes insult, compliment, insult. I think it's healthy. It's called The High Low Low and here's this week's Play ZM's Brie and Clint. Hey guys, welcome to yet another week of Brie and Clint's Highs and Lows. It's all the high points of the week and

the low points of the week. Now, normally it's Clint's job to intro and outro the songs on the station, but Brie wanted to give it a go and this is how it went down. ZM, Brie and Clint, that's 24k golden. It's called mood. You nailed that. They keep coming up with new names for artists, Brie. Set in Bree and Clint, that's 24K Golden. It's called Mood.

You nailed that. They keep coming up with new names for artists, Bree, and I just keep knocking them out of the park. In fact, yeah, you go for it. Count me in. Okay, here it comes. Good luck. Good luck.

Actually, you can start the song off. Oh, right, cool. Okay, we'll do that. Okay, cool. Good luck. Anyway, and that's what she said. Right now, let's hear some new stuff from 24K Golden. This is Mood.

Why you always in the mood? I don't like it when you're mad at us. Oh, he doesn't matter. This week, Brie brought a social experiment to the show to see how generous Clint was. And let's just say Brie definitely got the better end of the deal on this one. I'd like to do a bit of the deal on this one. I'd like to do a bit of a social experiment on you this afternoon. A study has been released,

but I'm not going to tell you what the study's about. Do you have your phone on you? Yeah, I do have my phone. Okay, perfect. Open your bank account and open a transfer from you to me. I would like 50 bucks, please. Sure, Brie. I will happily give you $50. You're my friend.

Okay. May I inquire what the $50 is for? No, I just need it. He's actually doing it. I just paid you $50. Why did I just pay you $50? The study says generous people are set to live longer. Fantastic.

And I get 50 bucks. Do I get the money back? Nah. Earlier this week, Brie and Clint were talking about lifestyle blocks and farming, and Clint decided to tell us all about sheep dipping, which is definitely a topic he knows a lot about. No, not really. Nice try, mate.

People want a simple life. They want to live off the land. Matt Chisholm did that. Packed up his whole life, his whole family. To a lifestyle blog. Yeah. What's he running?

On his lifestyle blog, what's he running? I think he's got sheep. Oh yeah, how many? I think he's got a couple of heads. Oh, a couple of heads of sheep. Oh, good, yeah, good. I think he was dipping them

the other day, actually. Oh, you've got to dip them. Yeah, why? Because if you don't dip them, they don't develop a natural, healthy fear of water. And then in summer, they'll run into the waterways, and that's how most sheep drown.

So dip your sheep, ladies and gentlemen, so they know the water is no-no. That is so far off. Am I in the ballpark? No! And finally this week, off the back of a viral Trade Me link where you got to have lunch with Daddy Ashley Bloomfield, we decided to launch our very own version of that.

Excuse me, Ben, sorry. Look, I know I'm not technically supposed to be here during the high load, but I'll take it from here, mate. Let's announce the results. Three and Clint's Lunch with Mama Di. Oh, and free too, of course. Of course. A big auction that's been running for a week now.

Lunch with none other than Mama Di, who joins us on the phone live right now. Mama Di, good afternoon. Hi, Mum. Good afternoon. Good, good, good. You're in good reception as always, I see, Mum. The auction has closed.

Have lunch with Mama Di has closed. Are you with Mumadai has closed. Are you nervous about the result, Mumadai? Yeah, I am really nervous. That so-called You Know What did that. That was disgusting to think that it's for charity and they did that. Yeah. Mum's still angry over it. We got bombed by fake bitters.

I'm so angry. Yeah, we got bombed by fake bitters. But that's okay. We've got a good result and we're about to announce it. So three people, three, no, four people. One person wins. They bring three friends. They get to have lunch with you, mum and I.

You'll be zoomed in on an iPad on a stick. Celebrity chef Brie Thomasel in the kitchen, whipping up her signature chicken parmigiana. We're going to be at Duke Joint at Brothers Brewery in Mount Eden. It's going to be amazing. All money going to the Cancer Society. And we have officially raised $2,010. Hooray!

Fantastic. Fantastic. Fantastic. Mum, what outfit are you going to jump out of the cake in? I'm going to jump out of the cake in? Well, we better get the Wi-Fi connection better before the lunch. We'll get her on a landline for the event. That's okay.

Congratulations to Scott from Auckland. Swaddle one on Trade Me Who's Made the Big Purchase. Nice work, Scott. And awesome $2,010 going to the Cancer Society. Very cool. Brie and Clint. Over. Brie and Clint's Lunch with Mama Di.

Oh, and Brie too, of course. Our first ever double banger. It's a mother-daughter double banger, this charity auction. Don't say that. You'll get to have lunch with Mama Di I, and Bree will be the celebrity chef. Well, your chance is gone because Scott has purchased it for $2,010, which is great. All money going to the Cancer Society. We did have dreams of this auction reaching the lofty heights of $5,000 plus, which it was earlier in the week, but we got hit by fake bidders.

Which is a little bit disappointing considering it was going to such a worthy cause. Oh, there is a special place in hell for people who fake bid on charity auctions. I am annoyed at that, but I'm very grateful for Scott. $2,000 is awesome. I have just said that there is a possibility we can get the $5,000 back. Okay. Now the lunch, which Scott will be having with three of his friends, hosted at Duke Joint, which is at Brothers Brewery in Mount Eden in Auckland.

Great bar, great restaurant as well. That's where the lunch is going to be. We've got Anthony on the phone from Duke Joint with us this afternoon. Anthony, hi. First of all, thanks for hosting the lunch, the celebrity lunch, the big mother-daughter double banger. That's so generous of you guys. Thanks, Anthony. Yeah, no big mother-daughter double banger. That's so generous of you guys. Thanks, Anthony.

Yeah, no worries. Looking forward to it. Now, you've got a suggestion for how we can get that $5,000 again. Hey, well, yeah. We were thinking, obviously like you guys, a little bit gutted that some less immortal had put a fake bid on the auction there because we're pretty excited about that $5,000. We were too, Anthony. put a fake bid on the auction there because we're pretty excited about that $5,000 number. We were too, Anthony.

Yeah, well, we sort of put the thinking cap on and thought, well, how could we get back up to that number? And I know that you're going to be coming in to cook the chicken parma. Yeah, can't wait, Tony, can't wait. So my simple maths is what if you were to make 500 of these and we sold them for $20 and we gave $10 to the charity? Yeah. So you'd just have to make another 500.

So in total, Bree... Just another 500. So in total, you would be making 504 chicken parmesaners. Holy hell. And the guys at Duke Joint will donate the $5,000 that we generate. They'll donate it? Yeah, to the Cancer Society. I mean, I'll be there for five weeks, Tony,

but if it means that the Cancer Society get their money, I would do that, yeah. All right, well, that sounds great. Look, I'll even ask one of the guys to help you with the dishes. Yeah, do you guys have Kiwi? Just six and a half weeks. Do you guys have Kiwi savour at your establishment? Because I'm

going to be an employee now. There's an alternative. There's an alternative. Okay. Anthony has offered that we put the deal on grabone.co.nz $20 authentic Brie Thomasel chicken parmigiana. We sell it for 48 hours only from next Wednesday until Friday. And you don't have to cook it. The chefs, no wait, the chefs at Duke Joint will cook it.

Okay. But you have to share your famous chicken parmigiana recipe. Tony's stoked. I'm totally happy to share my recipe if it means, yeah, money is going to the Cancer Society. Okay. It's just a recipe. Right.

If it means helping other people, that's fine with me. That's awesome. That's exciting, actually. You also have to share your Nana's famous gnocchi recipe. Okay, well, now we've got to talk. Anthony, are you going to keep this on the menu? Well, look, we've got a team of chefs that are busy trying to replicate, because, of course, my head chef, my exec chef is Kiwi.

He's just come back from Aussie, Gavin, and he puffed his chest out and said, oh, mate, nobody makes a better chicken parma than me. So for the last couple of days, all we've had is the guys in the kitchen cooking chicken parma, the guys in the brewery offering themselves as tasters, and there hasn't been a lot of other work going on,

frankly. You guys are awesome. No, I love that. Let's see how it goes, and look, if there's 500 happy ZM listeners that reckon we should keep it on the menu. Well, why not? We'll go one step at a time. That'd be amazing.

Okay, I think this is a done deal. Anthony, done deal? Done deal. Brie, done deal. You're a legend, Tony. Done deal. Okay, there we go. From Wednesday next week on GrabOne.co.nz,

you'll be able to purchase a $20 Brie Tomaselle chicken parmigiana to enjoy at Duke Joyne in Mount Eden. And the money will be going to the Cancer Society. And if we can sell 500, we're going to get them five grand. Anthony, we really appreciate that, man. Thank you so much for helping us out. Thank you, Tony. Awesome.

No worries, guys. Happy Friday. That's awesome. I can't wait. If you had to, how many do you think you could cook? Well, one time I tried to cook seven for the friends, and it was a disaster. We will get the details for where you can buy one of those coupons as soon as it comes out.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Brie and Clint. If you missed it, Brie's signature chicken parmigiana goes on sale next week. We're going to try and sell 500 of them and raise five grand for the Cancer Society. I've truly made it. Yeah. In the cooking world. Yeah. I'm like the next

Nadia Lim. Yeah, this is your moment. That's what we do next. We get the chicken parmigiana in a box and we call it my parmigiana box. And we send my... My parmy box. My chicken box. Box of chicken. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And we do a subscription service. Yeah, that'd be great. And you can have four nights of chicken parmigiana arrive at your door once a week. Chicken parmi for dummies. There you go. I wanted to talk about something that I saw on the internet this morning because it was a journalist who was talking about how she believes there's one massive thing that a lot of people lie about

when it comes to breakups. Right. And I was like, okay. I was like, I wonder what it is. Like, is it how they caught them? Like, you know, because do people get embarrassed that if they went through someone's phone? Oh, if it was a cheating breakup?

Yeah. Yeah. Or something like that. No, it turns out she believes, and it's from studies done, that people lie about having a good breakup. Oh, I see. Or as they say in the relationship world, an amicable breakup. A clean split.

Yes. Yeah, I know. No, it was a clean split. Everything was all good. If it was that clean, why did you split? Yeah. If it's that amicable, why aren't you still together? Well, that's, yeah, she believes that it's all a load of BS.

And a lot of people say that to avoid talking about the tough stuff. The actual issues. Yeah. So you go, oh, we're all good. We're all good. Yeah, we're all good. We've just come to the end of our road. You know, we just grew apart.

Yeah. You know, stuff like that. But I wanted to marry you. Oh, but we're all good. Nah, it's fine. But we're all good. I mean, I'm taking the house. But we're all good.

They get nothing. You took the best years of my life. And I'm keeping the dog. But we're all good. I mean, I'm taking the house. But we're all good. They get nothing. You took the best years of my life. And I'm keeping the dog. But we're all good. I wanted to have children, but you were with me too long and now I can't and you're breaking up with me. But we're all good. We're all good.

Have you ever had this, like friends of yours, or have you ever said that it was an easy breakup because you wanted to avoid talking about it? No, I've never had an easy breakup. They've always been messy as all hell. Yeah. But the people that I've broken up with, I would say it's amicable now. Now?

Yeah. After all the messy stuff. Yeah, but you've got to go through those extremes. Otherwise, what's – I don't know. If you just sort of – if you had a relationship Yeah, but you've got to go through those extremes. Otherwise, what's – I don't know. If you just sort of – if you had a relationship that wasn't particularly passionate, then maybe you could have a breakup that wasn't particularly passionate. Yeah, but it's always one person that's more like invested than the other. Yeah.

You know? Yeah, I understand. But have you had any – have you ever heard this from friends of yours? Where they've said, oh, no, we've broken up amicably. So I've heard of friends who have broken up and continued to live together. Yeah, see, that's quite interesting. So the relationship is over, but they're in a flatting situation or they own a house together and they just go into separate bedrooms.

And they go, okay, we're no longer in a relationship. We're flatmates. And I've never understood how you can do that. I could never. When there's so much history, I'm like, how does it happen the first time one of you brings someone home? How does it work when one of you is upset?

How does any of that work? But that would have to be an amicable breakup. You'd have to be, you know. That would actually have to be. I'm not saying I agree with what she's saying.

Yeah. I think it does exist. Well, should we try and find some this afternoon? Yeah. We'll try and find some people who have had a good breakup

and then maybe, if you're willing to call and tell us you had a good breakup, can we interrogate your breakup a little bit? Yeah, like just test you a little bit. Just probe you a little bit. Prod you a little bit. Look, I mean, it's something to brag about if you have had one. Yeah.

Because no one actually wants a messy breakup. I feel like it's a lot more likely when there's kids involved. Yeah. Because there's more to think about than just yourself. But at the same time. It can make it messier. At the same time, no, yeah. Yeah, it can make it even worse.

Okay, 0800 dial ZDM. Have you had a good breakup? Was it amicable? Are you willing to tell us about it? Yeah. And can we probe you a little bit? Yeah, with questions. With questions.

Mainly questions. You can text us also on 9696. Bree and Clint. Apparently one of the biggest lies our generation is using Clint Is when they have a breakup saying that it was a good one It was amicable, you know, we split We're still best friends though No problem, it was all good Yeah

That's what they're saying I think they do exist I think amicable breakups do exist I just don't think it can be perfectly amicable. No, not perfect, but it can be all right, I think. Because if it's a perfect breakup, then, man, you guys are meant to be. You guys have got so much in common, you should get together. Well, maybe there's no sexual chemistry, Clint.

Well, then that's reason for argument. You know, there's a bit of, I don't know. We've got some people here who believe they've had a good breakup and we're going to probe them a little bit with some questions. Hi, Amber. Hi, Amber. Hi, how's it going? Good, thank you.

So you say you had a good breakup? Yes, yeah. And why was it so good? So we dated for like a year and a half and then he moved to Australia with his parents in Darwin. Okay. And I felt bad, like, holding, like, despite us loving each other quite a bit,

I felt bad, like, holding back that physical affection. Did you ever resent him for, you know, choosing Darwin over you? No, no. I mean, he, like, he's originally from Australia, so he's in med school now studying to be a neurosurgeon. And you don't resent him for not taking you as his neurosurgeon wife? I regret giving up on that relationship almost because we did love each other quite a bit.

But he's been in a relationship for like three years now. I was just about to say, is there still time, Amber? Yeah. We could make that happen. Yeah. After COVID, obviously. Yeah, post-COVID. Yeah.

Okay. So, all good. You never had a fight. It was the perfect breakup. Yeah. But who broke up with who? I broke up with him. He left and you broke up with him.

Darwin's a hell of a long way. He is. He should have broken up with you, actually. A lot of flies in Darwin, too. Just saying, Amber. Okay, wait. Thank you very much, Amber. We'll talk to Matt.

Hi, Matt. Hi, Matt. Hey, how you doing? You've had a perfect breakup. Yeah, you can probably say that. We were married two years. Four-year-old daughter. And we sat down one night over a glass of wine and decided to split.

Oh, a lot of baggage though, Matt, isn't there? Yeah. Yeah, a little bit of baggage, but it's been really, really good since then. There hasn't been any arguments over who gets who or any of the splitting. It's been right down the middle. So why did you break up, though? You've only been married for two years. You've got a four-year-old together.

Correct. Why were you guys no longer a good fit? It wasn't exactly smooth sailing for us. And we've been doing marriage counselling and really giving it a good go for about 12 to 18 months. And just decided we just weren't making each other happy anymore. And there was the odd argument beforehand and before it started affecting our daughter. We decided to make a change. You're you know, there was the argument beforehand and before it

started affecting our daughter. We decided to make a change. You're so mature, Matt. Yeah, I don't think I'll ever be as mature as you, Matt.

Like, that is, what you're saying sounds so grown up and responsible and emotionally intelligent. It makes sense. And I just can't, don't get it.

It's been, yeah, we didn't realise how easy it was going to it. It's been, yeah, we didn't realise how easy it was going to be. Matt, that's not good. Okay, Matt, here's a question for you. Was it easier breaking up than it was getting together?

Probably, yeah. Wow. Easier to break up than stay together. That's a good sign. Matt, you've been probed and you've passed the test. Well done. That's awesome that you guys still have a great relationship. And awesome for your child as well. Yeah, awesome for your daughter. Our last person wants to remain anonymous.

Anonymous, you had the perfect breakup as well. Yeah, I was with a guy for like seven years and we broke up. It was a surprise I got broken up with. I was the dumped one. But we still, we decided to remain friends and still saw each other most days after the breakup. Okay, so it was amicable. Yeah, it was amicable, definitely. And we even still went on this big sort of four-week overseas trip together

like five months later. Really? So you actually were friends. You weren't just two people that said you were friends, you know, when they say, oh, we'll stay friends. There was nothing intimate from the breakup. Where did you go? Where was the holiday?

What country did you visit? Europe. Europe. What part of Europe? What part of Europe? Not Paris. France. Yeah, we did go to Paris.

The city of love. Awkward. Yeah. Awkward. Anonymous. Yeah, so it was mainly around... Anywhere tropical? Anywhere on the beach?

It was quite cold, but when we went to the south of France, there was a little bit of sunbathing. And none of you wanted to hook up with any Europeans or anything while you were over there? Nah, not at all. It was just a friend. Like, we're just friends and went on this trip. But then when we got back, I later found that he had been seeing

my brother's long-term ex-girlfriend. Oh. Okay. So it was no longer amicable after that. Anonymous, it was never amicable. You just didn't know all the details. I know. Anonymous, thanks for keeping it real.

We appreciate your call. Thank you so much. Time for the one second song challenge. Here we are again. I'm hesitating. You only got one second. One second. Here we are again. Let's go. Brie and I are going to guess our way to victory this afternoon in the One Second Song Challenge. It's a head-to-head battle, and if you can pick the winner, you'll score free mobile fuel.

Nathan, welcome to the One Second Song Challenge. G'day, Nathan. G'day. How are we? Good. Thank you. You're the first punter at the race course and you can pick any horse you want. Who's going to win the One Second Song Challenge today? Surely Clint will bring it home.

I like the confidence. Alright. I'll be the South Island who is the underdogs this weekend. Oh, nice reference. Going into the North versus South. Bella, you've got Bree for the Onedogs this weekend. Oh, nice reference. Going into the North versus South. Bella, you've got Bree for the one-second song challenge. Let's go, Bree. Let's go, Bella.

Come on. Let's go, Clint. Oh, no one else said it, so. Ben is going to run the one-second song challenge this week. What do we need to know, Ben? This week's theme is all the artists are dads for Father's Day on Sunday. They're dads. Okay.

Yeah. Daddies. You just have to buzz in with your name. I do love a daddy. Are you guys ready? Ready. All Father's Day on Sunday. The Daddies. Okay. Yeah. Daddies. And you just have to buzz in with your name. I do love a daddy. And you guys ready? Ready. All right. Song number one.

She played. I'm going to say Brie. That is Ed Sheeran, Galway Girl. That's the song we're doing for Friday Oaky today. That was easy. He's a new dad. Yeah. But he's a dad.

To our little baby Antarctica. She has a name. That's her second name. Oh, yeah. The second name is Antarctica. Lyra Antarctica. Sheeran. Something Sheeran.

Something Sheeran. Seabomb Sheeran. I think it is. Okay. Song number two. Clint. That's a Clint one. What would I do without your smart mouth?

That's John Legend and All of Me. He's a great dad. Yeah. I follow everything Chrissy Teigen posts, and he's in some of it, and he's a good dad. Is that one all? One all. Yeah, forgot to keep score. It's all right.

Ben's a one-man. One-man band. Scoring, music playing machine today. It's all right. Ben's a one-man... One-man band. ...scoring music playing machine today. That's all right. Okay, song number three. Three. It's Achy Breaky Heart, Billy Ray Cyrus. Very famous.

Miley and Noah. And Trace. Yeah, Trace, of course. Don't forget Trace from Metro Station. That's right. Let's drop. They're all bloody talented. The Cyrus's, aren't they?

2-1. Don't choke, okay, here, because you can win the game. You can win this, Brie, right now. Shut up. Look at me. Shut up. No pressure. Get out of my head.

You got this. Okay, song, whatever number it is. Clint. Justin Timberlake. The song hadn't even started playing. I know, I'm that good. I'm that good. Justin Timberlake, Cry Me a River.

I knew that one too. I was going to write all the facts of all their baby names, and I did not do any of that. Justin Timberlake's kids. Yeah, what's the kids' names? Oh, he's lucky to have them the way he's been behaving, to be honest. Just get on with it. Okay, here we go.

We're at tie break. Next song. Great. Oh. I believe that's Clinton Roberts and Send It, or the Hot Mesa Express, if you want to go the group. Damn it, I got pantsed on my own song. The South Island takes it out this afternoon.

Bella, you got the funeral, mate. Yay, knew you could do it, Bree. Thank you, mate. Unfortunately, it's only redeemable in the South Island. Where do you live, Bella? I'm in Christchurch. How good's Christchurch? How good's Christchurch?

So good. All right, there you go. That's the One Second Song Challenge. Thank you so much. You're welcome. Brie and Clint. Time for Friday Okie. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment,

Friday Okie. I love Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Okie. Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. F-F-F-Friday-okey.

Can we just turn this segment into something called Bev-rigino and then it's whoever can do a cyclone the fastest? For a Friday? We'll rotate it. We'll do shooies one week. Okay. Funnels the other week. Yeah. Any laws against that? I think that. Okay. Funnels the other week. Yeah.

Any laws against that? I think that's fine. Because it's Father's Day this weekend, we're doing a new dad for Friday-oke. Oh, side note, I just got a message from my sister, and she goes, guys, I won Father's Day this year.

I've got in first. She's gone and taken him his Father's Day gift on Friday. She's already given it to him. What was it? She gave him chocolates and scratchies, which is rough, because I put mine in the was it? She gave him chocolates and scratchies which is rough because I put mine in the post and I sent him chocolates and scratchies. Oh, see, now yours doesn't look

as good. And then my brother saw the message as well and he goes, wait, did you guys get dad chocolates and scratchies? I got him chocolates and scratchies. Why didn't you get your dad socks? Because he likes chocolates and scratchies. Well, he's going to be triple impressed. Yeah, I think he's going to be triple impressive.

Yeah, I think it's going to be the best part of this day ever. Anyway, our brand new dad, Ed Sheeran, is the subject of Friday Okie this Friday. We've both spent 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer crafting up our best Ed Sheeran Galway girl. I'm not looking forward to this week. Brie has been nervous about this for two days now. Can I just say, Ed Sheeran,

there's a reason why he's so popular, because he's so talented, and you realise that. This song combines rapping and singing. He's very good. I'll kick us off, okay? Here you go. This is my attempt at Ed Sheeran's Galway Girl.

Oh, build-ups. Here it is. She played the fiddle in an Irish band But she fell in love with an English man Kissed her on the neck and then I took her by the hand Said, baby, I just wanna dance I met her on Grafton Street right outside of the bar She shared a cigarette with me while her brother played the guitar

She asked me, what does it mean, the gay link on your arm? Said it was one of my friend's songs, do you want a drink home? She took Jamie as a chaser and Jack for the fun. She got Arthur on the table with Johnny riding a shotgun. Chatted some more, put one drink on the bar, then put Van on the jukebox, got up to dance. You know she played the fiddle in an Irish band

but she fell in love with an English man. Kissed her on the neck and then I took her by the hand Said, baby, I just want to dance with my pretty little Galway girl My, my, my, my, my, my, my Galway girl My, my, my, my, my, my, my Galway girl Potato Potato, yeah

Okay, alright, you ready? Very good, mate Are you ready for yours? I'm so excited for yours. I'm not excited. One of these has to win and you can't vote until you've heard both. All right, here we go. Rip the band-aid off.

Good luck. Kissed her on the neck and then I took her by the hand Said, baby, I just wanna dance I met her on Grafton Street, outside of the bar She shared a joint with me while her brother played the guitar She asked me, what does it mean, that stuff on your arm? She said it was one of my friend's songs, you wanna drink on? She took Jamie as a chaser, Jack for the fun She got Arthur on the table with Johnny riding shotgun Chatted some more, one drink at the bar Then put Van on the jukebox, got up to dance

You know she played her fiddle in an Irish band, but she fell in love with an English man. I kissed her on the neck and then I took her by the hand, said, baby, I just want to dance with my pretty little Galway girl. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na. My pretty little Galway girl. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na. That should be called Queensland Girl. Hey, met her on Grafton Street outside of the bar. There is a Grafton in Queensland.

Oh, smoking a joint. She said, do you want to go? You want to go, mate? I'll rip your head off. I'll skin you like a bush root. I'm fair dinkum. One of us has to win that and you have to decide, New Zealand. So we would like five calls now on 0800DIALZM.

Who did the best Friday Oki? Ed Sheeran, Father's Day edition. Let's go. Let's go. Bree and Clint. Friday Oki. Welcome back, everybody, to our Father's Day special. Of Friday Oki.

New dad, Ed Sheeran. Who did the best Galway girl? Was it me? There can only ever be one winner in Fridayoke. Last week, Brie took your first ever clean sweep. I was pretty stoked. You down-troubled me. I was stoked. I had to do a lap of the studio with my pants around my ankles. And then I wasn't stoked.

Brad, is the same result going to happen this week? Who are you voting for in Fridayoke? G'day, Brad. G'day, guys. I must say, Brie, that is the most Aussie twang I have ever heard In my life Someone texted And said she sounded

Like Lady Hilltop Hoods Yeah I'll take that As a compliment Brad's not convinced How are you voting for Brad? Definitely not You've got my vote

This week Clint Definitely Thank you very much man I appreciate it Thanks Brad Keita Hi Keita Hi Keita

Hey guys Who are you voting for on Friday Okie this week? I'm sorry. I'm going to have to vote for my girl, Bree. Yes, Keita. Got my back as always, mate. Good stuff. Love it, Keita. Have a great weekend, mate. Thank you for calling. See you, mate. You too, guys. Let's get Mia on. Hey, Mia.

Hi, Mia. Hi. Hi. Who do you want to vote for today, Mia? It's Maya. Oh, Maya. Sorry. Who do you want to vote for today, Mia? It's Maya. Oh, Maya. Sorry, Maya. Our mistake. Maya, who would you like to vote for?

I'd like to vote for you, Bree. Oh, thanks, Maya. Even though she got your name wrong. I'll never get it wrong again, okay, Maya? Thank you, Maya. Rowan's here. Hey, Rowan, who are you voting for on Friday? Okay.

G'day, Rowan. Three. Yes, mate. Yeah. Thank you. Made my day. And finally, Tegan, who are you voting for on Friday? Okay.

G'day, Tegs. I am 100%. So sorry, Clint has to go to Bree. There you go. Thank you, Tegan. She'd already won. You didn't need to go. You didn't need to go on the 100%. Rub that salt in the wound, Tegan.

100% though. Here's a cheeky update for everybody. Congratulations. Thank you, Tegan. 4-1 to you this week. The score for the year, 13-12 in favour of you, Brie. God, so we're literally neck and neck. No, we're not.

No, but I'm saying it's literally one in it. Yeah, there's one in it. Yeah. If we were literally neck and neck, it would be 13 all. Well, we just weren't neck and neck. Yeah, but if the world ends tomorrow, you win Friday Okie for the year. If the world was ending, would you come over? Not to your place.

Okay. God, I don't want you there. Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint. A. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. It is the Sunday.

If you've forgotten, you better hurry. Surprise. You better get your A into G because you are running out of time. Let's get some barbecue stuff. Your dad birthed you. In a way. Kind. Not through his birth canal.

No. Wow. I mean, he didn't push you through his birth canal. No. Wow. I mean, he didn't push you out his birth canal. Let's do a birthday banger for Rachel. Hi, Rachel. Hey, Rach. Hey, Tim. How you doing?

Good, mate. How are you? I'm good, thank you. That's very good. What's your birthday? The 16th of September, 1974. Right, Rach. You were 16 in 1990 on the 16th of September. And this, Rach, you were 16 in 1990

on the 16th of September and this is your birthday banger. Shut down! It'll pay you for it! On bloody jovie, Rach. Classic, classic. I can see Mama Di strumming the air guitar in Queensland at the moment.

One foot up on the kitchen counter, just absolutely giving it. With her Queensland mullet. Yeah, right. Rach, that's a good one. Yeah, it is a good one. Okay, wait there. We'll go to Alicia for a birthday banger. Hi, Alicia.

Hello, mate. Hi. How you going? Great. Excellent. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 26th of November 1990. Right, you were 16

in 2006 on the 26th of November. And in 2006, this went to number one. Akon and Snoop Dogg, I Wanna Love You. Oh, wow. I mean, that Akon and Snoop Dogg, I want to love you. Oh, I want to love you. Oh, wow. I mean, that's the radio edit, but you know.

You know the real version, Alicia. Yeah. Yeah. Do you like that? It's been a while since I've heard it. Is that a good birthday banger for you, though? Yes, it's great. Yeah, it's a throwback.

Cool, sweet. We've got another good one. Let's get one on for Charlene. Hi, Charlene. Hi, Charlene. Hi. Charlene. Charlene. one on for Charlene. Hi, Charlene. Hi, Charlene. Hi. Charlene. Charlene.

Charlene. Charlene. Stop taking all the men. I'm just kidding, Charlene. Where are you calling us from, Charlene? Napier. Love it. Napier, perfect.

And I heard it's your birthday today, Charlene. Yes, yes it is. Well, happy birthday. What year are we talking? 1985. Right, you were 16 in 2001 on the 4th of September. And on that day in 2001, this was top of the charts. I'm falling even more in love with you.

Let it go. Woo! Life House. And Hanging By A Moment. That is such a mood. I love that song, Charlene. Huge moment in time. Do you like that song, Charlene?

Yes, it's pretty good. Yeah. Is it better than Akon or Bon Jovi? Bon Jovi. Yeah, right. Bon Jovi is good. I know Clint doesnon or Bon Jovi? Bon Jovi. Yeah, right. Bon Jovi is good. I know Clint doesn't like Bon Jovi. I don't like Bon Jovi just because I heard Living on a Prayer too many times.

Yeah, it's fair enough. And you know what? I think I may have gotten over it. Have you? Well, I don't want to hear Living on a Prayer. Shut down. It's pretty like Bogan Country Rock, Blaze of Glory, though. I love that song.

Bow-wow-wow. What did it for me deep in the undercarriage today was Hanging By A Moment. Oh, that's what generated the steam heat? Yeah. I'll back you on that. Oh, see this? This is a sing-along for a Friday on the way home. Charlene, you've just won birthday bang.

Congratulations. Woo-hoo! I'm desperate for changing, starving for truth. I'm closer to where I started. I'm chasing after you. I'm falling even more in love with you. Letting go of all I've held on to. I'm standing here until you make me move I'm bringing back the moment here with you What day is Father's Day?

Forgetting all I'm lacking Completely incomplete I'll take your invitation I'm lacking, completely incomplete. I'll take your invitation. You take all of me now. I'm falling even more in love with you. Letting go of all I feel, I'll tell. I'll stand here and tell you make me blue. I'm living by a you make me blue. I'm here by a moment with you.

I'm living for the only thing I know. I'm running in the grass, you're where to go. And I don't know what I'm done being here to. So stay by a moment with you. There's nothing else to lose. There's nothing else to lose there's nothing else to find

there's nothing in the world that can change my mind

there's nothing else there's nothing else There's nothing else Someday I'm falling even more in love with you Letting go of all I've been longed to I'm standing here until you make me move

I'm being fine, I'm only here with you I'm living for the only thing I know I'm running in a crash, where to go? And I don't know what I'm to be here to. Just stay by a moment here with you. Just stay by a moment. Stay by a moment. Stay by a moment. Good choice.

So winner of Birthday Banger from the year 2001, it's Lifehouse and Hanging by a Moment. Have you heard from your mum? Mumsy. I don't imagine she'd be particularly happy we didn't select Bon Jovi for Birthday Bangers. I do know she's a Bon Jovi fan. Yeah.

No, no text. That's good. Maybe she's not listening. This sounds like the opening thing for Breaking Bad. Breaking Bad. Yeah. Doesn't it? Wow, did we just find the inspiration for...

Whoa. Ben, can you get us a Breaking Bad theme We've got it somewhere They're still side by side That kind of like banjo string Yeah okay

So hang on hang on Here's um We'll go Blades of Blades of Glory The movie Not the movie Okay here's Blades of Glory one more time

Wait for it not yet Not the movie. Okay, here's Blaze of Glory one more time. Wait for it, not yet. Not yet. Here. And here's Breaking Bad. That first initial part. It's got similarities for sure. It does have similarities.

Someone just texted and said, let Bon Jovi ride, please. We'd love to, but that song's like six minutes long. Brianne Clint. I told you a ride on lawnmower story Involves the cops And yet somehow it's a feel good story Out of Napier today Don't drink and mow

No there's no drinking involved Okay good Okay 87 year old Napier man Ray Jane Has been pulled over by the po-po This is so good Because he's riding his ride on lawnmower down the street to the supermarket to do the groceries. He didn't have a seatbelt on.

No, he didn't have a seatbelt. See, that's where he went wrong. No, it's not. It's not? It's the riding the lawnmower on the street bit that's the issue. Oh, did he have the blades down? No, I don't believe blades are engaged. No, he's safe in that respect.

So he gets pulled over by the cops. Why can't he ride the lawnmower? Because it's not a licensed vehicle for the road. But I see, you know, people in those little buggies, you know. Well, they've probably got a warrant of fitness. Right. Well, what if you get the lawnmower a warrant of fitness? I'm not the police, okay?

I don't know. But he gets pulled over in Napier and they're like, hello, hello, hello, what are you doing here? You're not registered. Ray Jane, what are you up to? And he goes, I'm just off to do my groceries. Fair enough. Don't know where he'd put the groceries on a ride on lawnmower.

He didn't have a basket on the front. Didn't have a basket. Didn't have a trailer. No, nothing like that. And they said, look, Ray Jane, 87 years old, why are you taking your lawnmower to the grocery store? And he said, because I need groceries. And they said, yeah, well, why are you using the lawnmower he goes because my car's been stolen oh see let him go

so what do they do chuck him in the slammer throw away the key no oh don't do that what happened the police officer um escorted ray home on his mower So he rides it home She follows I'm hoping with the sirens on Like Kind of like when they're escorting Like a diplomat Or something like that

So you go Turn around Go home Park Weirdly past her house And her lawn needed mowing So he goes And he parks it up

And then she can see Okay your car's definitely been stolen Right Let's file a police report with you So we can try and get your car back Also have you reported your car stolen For been stolen. Right. Let's file a police report with you so we can try and get your car back. Also, have you reported your car stolen for insurance? And he said, no, I don't have a phone. Oh, this story breaks my heart.

So the police officer has contacted the insurance company for him and lodged his insurance claim for his car, which is wonderful community policing. Yes. Then, to cap it all out and to make this the most perfect story ever, put Ray in the police car, which is wonderful community policing. Yes. Then to cap it all out and to make this the most perfect story ever, put Ray in the police car, taking him down to New World so he can do his groceries and then taking him home

in the police car. Riving in style. Right? Right. Yeah. It would be so good too because you know when you go to the supermarket and you've got like meat in the back? Yes.

You just whack the sirens on. You're like, I need to get this meat home now. So anyway, that is the first ever piece of feel good lawnmower news that we've had on the show that also involved the po-po. He was a legend. The po-po was a legend. Yeah. The people of Napier are legends.

And whoever stole that car, you're a son of a bitch.