ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 5th 2018

Episode Date: September 5, 2018

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Z-Dance! Let's go, go, go! Now let me see you dance! Z-Dance, Brie and Clint. Kia ora, New Zealand. How you doing? Brie and Clint. Hello, mate. Hi, mate. How are you? Good. I'm just finishing off my shapes.

Yeah, why did everyone get shapes except for me? When was the group trip to the vending machine and who decided that I didn't need any shapes? I'm wearing my eating suit. You are? Which is otherwise known as a pair of overalls. You look like the fourth Mario brother. No, I look, because I'm in Crocs that you're making me wear all week.

I look like I'm a kindergarten teacher. You look like you're a kindergarten student. You look cool though, they're cool Crocs. I've told you this from the start. Crocs are cool and you're cool. I don't know about that. You may have seen cool Bree in her cool shoes at Pink last night as well. Mate, some of the looks that me and Danny,

the girl who works here that I went with, she wore Crocs as well. We walk in and there's this massive line at the merchandise tent. I'm not joking. Literally, I reckon about 40 people all at the same time looked at us and then looked straight at the shoes. That's because you're a fashion icon. Same thing would have happened if you were wearing like a Dolce & Gabbana jacket.

They would have gone, who is that queen and what is she wearing? It wasn't that kind of look. I don't know. Anyway, we have a fresh pair for you today. You'll receive those at 4.40 this afternoon. Can't wait. Lock it in. Also, we announced the other day that we're coming to Christchurch for Cup and Show Week. We're coming to New Plymouth as well.

We've got news for that, on that for you at five o'clock today. Up next though, I've met someone, one of my mates, who I believe is faking an accent. Oh, I love it when this happens. Lived overseas for a while,

has an accent. I call BS. I think it's a load of bull. We want to talk about that next. This is DJ Khaled and his friends. This is I'm the one, Zedian, Bree and Clint. So one of my new mates, I think we've been friends for about, I'm going to say two months. Oh, New Zealand mate? New Zealand mate. Yeah. Yeah. Kiwi mate, which I did not realise. I thought she was from Canada. Why? This whole time that I've known her, from when I met her to now

until the other night when she said to me, no, I'm from here. I said, what do you mean? You've got a Canadian accent. She lived in Canada for two years. Her accent is full-blown Canadian. After two years? I was shocked. Hang on, hang on.

Is she three years old? No, she's not. She's in her 20s. I was gobsmacked. I said to her, I was like, I thought you were from Canada the whole time. Did she live in Canada recently? I think within a couple of years ago, maybe. Even then, two years.

I lived in America for over two years. Do I sound American? No, you sound true blue. True blue Aussie. I was so confused by it. I literally was gobsmacked. Has this ever happened to you where you've had a mate and they've went overseas, they've lived there for a while

and then they've come back with an accent? I know people who moved to LA and they were there for like six months and then all of a sudden their Instagram story is like, hey I'm like, hang on, you're from Taronga. It's like Valley Girl. It's like, mate.

And I don't know if they're just doing it over there to like I don't know, because it's quite hard to understand Kiwis sometimes. So I can get it if they're just doing it over there to like I don't know because it's quite hard to understand Kiwis sometimes so I can get it if you're just trying to be understood when you live there which when you come home you need to drop it otherwise we are going to bully it out of you so fast yeah like I used to change certain words but I used to do it on purpose just not to get teased like what words like Yeah. Every time I said that someone would say something so I just change it to tomatoes. If you said tomatoes here I would. I'd get ripped right? If you went if you went back to America for like summer and you can make your saying tomatoes

I will not let it go. You'd be like pardon me? Excuse me what? Tomato. Oh sorry did you go to America or something? It's not tomato tomato it's tomato. Oh my God. Have you been to America? Oh my God. Traveller. Like I just think that doesn't exist. I don't believe in it. Picking up an accent. No. Yeah. I don't think you can catch an accent. So you definitely didn't do it when you went overseas. No. Like I would change words on purpose. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But like when I

came home. Yeah. Still sounded the same. Yeah. Still had the old true blue bogan accent. Can't get rid of this thick accent, mate. I wonder if we can take some calls this afternoon from people who want to dob in a friend who went away. Maybe they went away for less. Maybe they were gone for like a month.

And did it shock you when they came back because they picked up an accent? You know what would be fantastic? If someone went on a contiki and then they came back with a European accent, they're sounding all like Spanish and you're like, you literally did a- You're from Hamilton.

You did a three-week bus about. Okay? Seriously, you were not that exotic. And even better, now they don't do up all the buttons on their shirt, they're like, I'm European now. No, Enrique Iglesias is my cousin. No, we're cousins.

Dobbin Min. you can give us their name too. Or Dobbin yourself. Oh yeah. I'd love to hear from people. You can own it. Say, yeah, I picked up an accent. I lived in London for two weeks. Now I'm fully English. 0800 dial ZDM or you can text us

on 9696 as well. Who do you want to Dobbin? ZDM's brilliant Clint. I met this girl a couple of months ago. We became friends and recently I found out she's actually not from Canada, which that's where her accent's from. She's from here. She's a Kiwi. Have you heard her up about her fake accent?

I have. I've asked her a few times. I was like, you know you sound fully Canadian. And she's like, yeah, kind of. And I was like, no, you sound full-blown Canadian. Yeah. And she lived there for two years. Wow, who's a boot that?

You know what happened to Lindsay Lohan, eh? Remember that? Yes. When she went to Europe, all of a sudden she had, her accent is the weirdest accent made up kind of, this is it. This is just me holding it with me walking, going. Whereas the paparazzi may be across the street, I don't know.

And they crucified me for it in America. They made me seem like Satan. They made me sound like Satan. Yeah, don't do drugs, kids. We know your voice. You were in Mean Girls. You can't just go and make up a new voice. We know that you're American.

The one that's happening at the moment that's interesting is Five Socks. I know. Because those boys, they're all Australian, right? They're all Aussies. They're all Aussies. But now they live in LA and they sound like this. We've been riding together for years as friends and yeah, it was a really collaborative experience and it's also a symbol of we have a base now. We're living

in LA to make our music and yeah, it's a special collaboration. Yeah, we live in LA now, so we have to speak American. It blows my mind. I love that someone's written in on the text machine and they said, before the age of seven, you can definitely pick up an accent.

Zero to seven is the age where language development occurs. Yeah. I totally agree with that. When you're younger and obviously like when you're still like... After that, you're set in stone. I think so. Well, there's no hope for you then. Sophie, when you're still, like... After that, you're set in stone. I think so. Well, there's no hope for you then.

Sophie, did you come back with an accent or was it a mate? Oh, definitely not me. No. When I was in year 13 at school, we had this girl who won some, like, essay competition. Yeah. And went to Ireland for a month. Oh, no.

And she came back with, like, a full-blown Irish accent. Little potato. Fantastic. Well, you know, because she's cultured now, and youblown Irish accent. Little potato. Fantastic. Well, you know, because she's cultured now and you're not, so you wouldn't really understand. Yeah, well, like she'd been overseas and the rest of us hadn't. Yeah. She's well-travelled, Sophie.

That's why she speaks like that. And, yeah, you guys need to know about it. You should have some of this. It's hard for her to relate to you now because you're not as cultured as her. Oh, absolutely. That's ridiculous. A month. Sam, who came back with an accent? Oh, I did.

Where, Sam? Well, funnily enough, I'm a pom, if you can't tell. You're English. Yep, I'm a purebred pom. You sound like you're from Alexandra. Oh, I've got a bit of a mongrel breed going on, really. I went back home two years ago for a month. Wait, wait a minute, Sam.

You're not putting that on? No, this is completely proper. And how long have you been here for? I've been here for coming up with 11, 12 years now. Yeah, but still you should have a little bit of... I don't get any Pommie accent from you. That's weird. A couple of shandies and you will.

Right, okay. Yeah, good. Jason, you're the one who's got the accent as well, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So what happened, Jason? So I went on a concert last year and we were with a few Aussies. And so you think I'd come back with one of the exotic ones on the countries I visited. No, I picked up the Aussie twang for some reason.

You got an Australian accent on a contiki. How long was it? Oh, sorry, what was that? How long was the contiki? It was about four weeks. Yeah, the Aussie accent's like chlamydia. Very easy to pick up, Hard to get rid of. Diane, who came back with an accent?

Oh, definitely my daughter from America. Oh, okay. Mum, why are you calling the radio? What's she doing? Well, Brianna, you're calling the shots and you came back from America with a dead set American accent. No, I did not. Tell us more, Di.

Yes, you did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She got off the plane and she said, howdy. Howdy. Right. Well, I was taking the piss, wasn't I? What about now, Mama Di? I mean, she's been in New Zealand for six months.

Has she started to pick up a bit of a New Zealand accent, do you think? Definitely. Her father's a bit concerned. People have said that I actually have. I don't mind it. He has. You know what else I picked up in America? What's that?

12 extra kilos. Hey, Mama Di, thanks for keeping the show real, you know. Oh, listen to my mum. She's like, yeah, no, that's true. She did too. Can you? Oh, well, Brianna, but I have to say, Clint, I love the Kiwi accent because it's a lot more polished.

Oh, do you? All right, Mum, go enjoy you. What would you like me to say to you? Do you want me to just sit here and talk to you? All right, can you stop? You're a lot more sassy now that you're 60, aren't you, Mum? Oh, Brianna. Zee, it is Bri and Clint.

I'm too sexy for my Crocs. Too sexy for my Crocs. Crocs on my feet. It's a big week of high fashion for the Bri and Clint show this week. I got the inside scoop last week at New Zealand Fashion Week that Crocs are in. So this week we are kidding you out, Bri. We're overhauling your whole image. We're into pair number, this is just pair number two, isn't it? It's only number out Bree We're overhauling your whole image We're into pair number This is just pair number two isn't it?

It's only number two We're only at Wednesday Got you a hot pink pair of Crocs So you could attend the hot pink concert last night I see what you did there Yeah And let me tell you I thought I'd get away with it under the radar

Because it's at the pink concert A lot of pink things People have died Their hair pink Oh no I got many looks. Well, we set a challenge. It was called Croc Watch.

See Brie at Spark Arena and get a photo with her, and you could win your own pair of high-fashion pink Crocs, just like yours. We have a winner for this competition. Welcome to the show, Courtney Wooler. Hey, how's it going? Now, how easy was it to spot Brie in the crowd last night? Oh, pretty easy with those things.

Oh, so good to talk to you again, Courtney. Now, give us your honest feedback. What did you think? You saw Brie there. She was wearing an outfit that was, what were you wearing again? Black jeans. Black jeans. Black top.

Black top, fluorescent pink Crocs. If you were just sort of like on the prowl, you'd be like, oh, hello, and then feet, oh, oh, hello. Right, if you're working your way down the body. Thanks, Courtney. Well, we've got good news for you, Courtney. Because you got a photo with Bree and you tagged us in it, you put it on our page, we have your very own pair of hot pink Crocs winging their way to you ASAP.

Oh, wicked. Mum's going to be stoked with those for Christmas. No, no, they're for you. They're for you. No, no, no. Don't force them upon me. I'm all about giving. Don't force She's all about giving. I'm all about giving too and it is time to remove the hot pink Crocs

because it's time for pair number three. Are you ready for a change in footwear? I'm nervous. Okay, here we go. I haven't minded the hot pink. What was that? Sorry, they're growing on you? No, I said I haven't minded them. Okay, here we go. I haven't minded the hot pink. What was that? Sorry, they're growing on you? No, I said I haven't minded them. Okay, well, there's another package there for you. And as always, there is a note that goes with them.

So if you could do the polite thing and open the card before you open the gift and read us what's happening next. Oh, God. Here we go. Oh, there's a lot of writing. We heard. Oh, no. Oh, no's a lot of writing. We heard... Oh, no. Oh, no.

No, no, no. We heard your cries that yesterday's crocs were a bit too visible. So today we present you a pair that are practically invisible, just like your car keys. Oh, yeah, we've stolen your car keys out of your handbag. What? Why did you steal my car keys? Just keep reading, keep reading. Please get accustomed with your new camouflage crocs

on your walk home tonight as you prepare for hunting and fishing style camo photo shoot tomorrow. Yeah, so this is a multi-layered one. Feel free to open the... Oh, my God. So just to make sure you really get the full effect of these shoes. I can't see them.

Where'd they go? You're going to experience the... Oh, they're here. Sorry, I couldn't see them because they're camouflaged. Comfort and practicality of a camouflage croc. Oh, my. Who is buying these? You'll be walking to and from work, okay,

because your car is now unavailable. And tomorrow we have organised a full range of camouflage gear for you to do a camouflage croc photo shoot. Mate, I don't want to walk home. No, I know you don't want to. This is about pushing you out of your comfort zone and experiencing something new. I'm a talker, not a walker.

I hate walking. Oh, these are horrific. Well, do you like them more or less than the pink ones? Less. Bring back the pink ones. No, this is the next pair. These are so ugly. I think by the end of the week.

But hey, no one's going to be able to see them. That's the thing, right? That's the thing. Can you see these? No. We'll get those straight to our Instagram. Be in Clint. Bree in Clint.

But again, it'll be hard to see them. It'll be very hard to see. And tomorrow, the photo shoot kicks off at 11 o'clock. So you hear Brighton early, okay? Oh, I have to come in early? Zee is Bree and Clint. Hey. It's my birthday.

It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. All right, we take your birthdays, we figure out what was top of the charts on your 16th birthday, then we vote for the best one to play in full. Let's do it. Kate, hi. Hi, Kate.

Hi, how are you guys? Good. What's your birthday? 17th of February, 1996. Hi, Kate. Hi, how are you guys? Good. What's your birthday? 17th of February, 1996. Okay, Kate, you were 16 in 2012 on the 17th of February, and top of the charts on that day was this. Days like this, I want to drive away. I was trying to figure out what my top three Katy Perry songs were

when I was going to the show the other week. I reckon this is in there. Part of me, Katy Perry. Katy Perry, part of me. The one in the video where she shaves her head and joins the military for some weird reason. I think her boyfriend dumps her so she goes to war. Fair reason.

Yeah, fair enough. Do you like that one, Kate? Yeah, not bad. Okay, good luck. I like Katy Perry. Next, Geri. Hi, Geri. Hey, how are you?

Good. What's your birthday? The 18th of April, 1980. Okay, Geri, you were 16 in 1996 on the 18th of April, and back in the 90s, this was number one. How bizarre. Banger. Banger.

The original Kiwi worldwide number one. You get OMC, How Bizarre. Awful. Ohful I like this tune You don't like this? No Well Unfortunately You can't pick

Your birthday banger Yeah that's Well Also there's sacrilege You can't say You don't like that song I love that track That's like saying

You don't like royals And no one Doesn't like royals Alright Larissa Hi Larissa. Hi Larissa. Hello. What's your birthday? 30th of June 93. Okay Larissa

you were 16 in 2009 on the 30th of June and this is your birthday banger. Oh yes. Oh yes. The original party starter. Oh this is a good one. It is a good one.

How good is this in a crowd or when you're out? At a wedding. It just brings people together? Yeah. Doesn't happen. Okay, well, we need to figure it out. Do you want Katy Perry? Do you want OMC How Bizarre?

Or do you want Black Eyed Peas I Got a Feeling? I feel like here in Kiwiland, you have to play OMC, right? Yeah, but Jerry doesn't want to hear it. Like, Jerry was so down buzzed that it's kind of killed the vibe for me. What do the producers think? What are your guys' feelings? Let's give it to Ellie. Neither of them want it.

Whoa, is it that bad today? I can do it. I can do it, guys. Sorry, Ellie's doing work. I don't like any of them. Oh! You guys are down, Buzz. Producer Ben from Christ Shirt that went to Lincoln High.

Come on, mate. I don't know. None of them are like. I mean, if you have to play one, you'd probably play How Bizarre. Yeah. Yeah, because it's nostalgic. Okay. Well, I'm not going to lie and just be like, oh, my God, I love all of them.

Wow. Far out. Okay. You know what? He just got dumped yesterday. That's why he's in a bad mood. Yeah, all right. You know what?

Let's just do it. Jerry, I know you're not happy about it, but we're playing your birthday banger, okay? My kids are excited, so that's all right. Yay, at least someone's happy. They're giving me the thumbs up. Nice. Free and clean. Zed in.

Brother fellas from the back. Every time I look around, it's in my face. ZM, Bree and Clint, that's the winner of Birthday Banger, OMC and How Bizarre. That was good. We made the right choice. That was definitely the right choice. There's so many down-buzz people giving us the wrong kind of attitude for that.

I'm not happy about it. Come on, guys. I am absolutely roving for it. It's only Wednesday. We've got two more days to go. There's a stone- Stone Cold Kiwi classic. Did you have that in Australia? Did you have that song?

It was number one in Aussie too. Did you know it was a Kiwi song? Didn't know it was a Kiwi song. There's a bloody piece of history. And that's why Birthday Bang is so good. It's like Dave Dobbin Loyal. Oh, my God. What if Dave Dobbin Loyal came up in Birthday Bang?

Oh, whoa. Oh, whoa. Yeah. Oh, you don't know Dave Dobbin loyal? Don't worry, you'll learn. ZDM's Bree and Clint. We have a double pass to the All Blacks in Wellington up for grabs.

The only catch is Bree needs to win it for you. Atmosphere, tension, you name it, it's here. Bree! How would you rate your All Blacks knowledge, Bree? Oh, wow. On a scale of one to ten? Slim to none. Right.

I've tried to make this easy by making them non-player-based questions. Okay. Well, non-game-based questions as well. They're definitely based on the players. But it's not like about technical rugby rules and stuff. I'm not going to ask you who won the... I'd probably know those more. Really?

Yeah. Well, I'll keep that in mind for the rest of the week. Why would I say that? This is a double pass to see the All Blacks versus the Springboks at the Cake Tin next weekend. We actually have the ultimate All Blacks package up for grabs, which includes flights, accommodation, and Category A seats that you can register for at ZM Online.

That's the big draw. This is two tickets. Okay. Get yourself there. Do what you want. We can give you the tickets right now. I feel so bad. I really want to win these for the people. Simone. Hello. Hello.

How confident are you right now that you're about to receive a double pass to the All Blacks? I have complete faith in Bree. Good attitude. Thanks, Simone. That's nice. That gives me a bit of confidence. I'll let you. Now, you're going to be on the line while I ask this question. You can't help Bree answer, though. Thanks, Simone. That's nice. That gives me a bit of confidence. I'll let you... Now, you're going to be on the line while I ask this question.

You can't help re-answer, though, okay? Okay. I will give you one chance right now, though, to give her a piece of All Blacks information, any piece of information that you think may be helpful. Okay. So you mentioned maybe not players, but the current captain is Kieran Reid.

Yep. That's good to know, actually. There we go. Yep. Okay. Kieran Reid. Yep. That's good to know, actually. There we go. Yep. Okay. Kieran Reid, right? Let's pray that the question is about that. Promise I won't change the question.

It's already written down. Okay. Bree, for a double pass for Simone to attend the All Blacks. Oh, come on. Which ex-All Black is married to the ex-New Zealand Black Sticks hockey player, formerly known as Gemma Flynn. Is it A, Dan Carter? Is it B, Richie McCaw?

Or is it C, Julian Dennison? Well, he's an actor from New Zealand, so it's not him. Well, I didn't know if you'd know that or not. So you'd like to remove C, Julian Denison? He's out. You sure there's not two Julian Denisons in New Zealand? Recently

announced their pregnancy. I'm going to go with Richie McCaw. Are you sure? I'm positive. Are you sure? I'm positive. Are you locking it in? Lock it in. Richie McCaw is correct. What a try, New Zealand.

Yes, Simone, your positivity got me through. Oh, well done. I mean, it couldn't get any easier, could it? No, it couldn't. I haven't made it any easier. Dan Carter was the answer yesterday, could it? No, it could not have made it any easier. Dan Carter was the answer yesterday, so it obviously wasn't going to be him. Yeah, okay. Hey, Simone, who are you taking to the game with you?

It's going to be a struggle. Probably my brother. Nice. Okay, congratulations. If you want to go, the tickets are on sale now from allblacks.com. We'll play a game tomorrow and you can win some more tickets. Come on, she's one from two. I think I've got a few more wins in me.

ZD's Brie and Clint went to the Pink Show last night. Oh, that looked awesome. So, so what? I'm still a rock star. You looked massive. Packed out crowd. Yeah. Unbelievable show.

Great vocals. It was awesome. Yeah, you were there in your pink crocs standing out it was hard to miss me standing hard yeah it was it was full on she sold out like

five shows in Auckland and a stadium show in Dunedin yeah crazy and I mean her shows are incredible I haven't been to one in years

I went to one of her shows like on one of her very first tours before she started being an acrobat yeah before that before that so i was like amazed last night really good but there was one moment in the show where i actually had a bit of a an emotional moment was it when you saw her on the trapeze and you went oh my god no wonder you couldn't do this show when you had diarrhea in australia

you're like girl i understand yeah this is the worst that. I know why you had to take a day. I would too. No, I had an emotional moment and I actually remember the story breaking last year when she got up and she accepted an award at a, I can't remember what award show it was, but when she accepted the award, she told this story about her daughter Willow and they actually play that speech back halfway through the concert oh okay and if you haven't heard about it it's where she tells this

story about her daughter willow and they were sitting in the car one day and she's six her daughter and willow says to pink i'm ugly and pink kind of says, what? What are you talking about? What do you mean? She goes, I'm ugly. I look like a boy. And Pink was so shocked that her six-year-old daughter has picked this up from somewhere and thinks that she's ugly because of, you know, obviously what society or what people have kind of said to her. Yeah.

Why does she think she looks like a boy? That's apparently what people have said to her. Right. Okay. And maybe kids at school. I don't know. And Pink kind of said, you know, what do you think of me? And Willow said, oh, I think you're beautiful. And Pink was like, you know what people say about me? They say to hurt me that I look like a man, that I'm too strong, that I have too many opinions and that I'm not like the typical woman kind of thing and she said to her daughter she goes you know what and I've never changed myself I haven't changed my hair I haven't changed my body I haven't changed who I am or how I present

myself to the world and do I still sell out stadium shows around the world? And Willow was like, yeah, you do. She goes, exactly right. She said to her, we don't change. We help other people realise that there's beauty in everyone and you don't have to conform to what society wants you to be. And I had this real moment because that's me in a nutshell. My whole life people have always told me, girls aren't meant to be funny. You're so loud. That's not how you're meant to be.

Don't do fart jokes on your Facebook page. Exactly right. Don't say that to your mum. You're a woman. You're meant to be ladylike. And my whole life, I've struggled. I've really struggled with what I'm meant to be and who I actually am. And it was a real moment where I kind of sat with what I'm meant to be and who I actually am. And it was a real moment where I kind of sat there and I thought, you know, I've always, I can't hold in who I actually am and I've always just been me. And I realised at that moment last night,

and I probably realised before that it's okay to be that way, you know, and I hope that, because when I started doing videos on Facebook, it was really kind of, I cop a lot of abuse on Facebook for how I look and how I act and being a loud female. What do they say about your appearance? I've copped stuff where they say you're too masculine or you're not ladylike or you're not feminine enough. But this is, I can't help that this is me, you know.

And I cop a lot of those kind of remarks on Facebook, but I also cop a lot of stories where people write in to me and they say, I've always struggled to be who I was and I see you on Facebook just not giving a shit really. And it makes me want to be who I am. And the comments like that that I get from people makes it all worth it. And it makes me think you

know I just want to be me and I don't care about what other people think and it's okay to be that way you know god you had a real up moment last night there was tears yeah I know far out it was full on I downed a few more beers and took my pink crocs home and that's what I've been trying to tell you all week Brie finally my message my core message is getting through to you. You're beautiful with or without the Crocs. ZDM's Bree and Clint. The rules around Uber are changing. I got an email this morning from Uber,

and I guess hopefully all members got it, or if you haven't, you'll get this soon. So from September 19 this year. That's not far away. That's a couple of weeks. Two weeks away. The rating system is changing. I think at the moment, as a punter,

I think your rating maybe doesn't matter, but as a driver, you can't drop below 4.5 or something like that. They're putting the onus back on the riders where you need to have a good star rating. Yeah, so I read about this. Apparently, if your rating as a rider drops below four, then you get a warning from Uber. They'll send you a message and they'll be like,

you need to pick up your act. Hey, mate, buck your ideas up. Yep. And then if you don't, they'll send you another message. So two warnings. Yeah. And then if you still don't pick your act up, I'm pretty sure third strike you're out, six-month ban.

Yeah, they suspend your account and then you have to go back to taxis. Oh. That's for no one. It's good because a lot of people ride Ubers in their worst possible state. I've had a few bad reviews lately. You know? I'm going to say, wasn't my fault. You're a bit hopped up on

party juice. There was other friends in the Uber. You're getting a bit carried away with your attitudes. Yeah, you need to check your attitude. And you're being a bit aggressive about how quickly you want to get to the McDonald's drive-thru. What's your Uber rating at the moment? 4 point... I'm on the 4.7 something. I think I'm the 4.7

something too. Yeah, so you go, oh my God, what did I do wrong that one time? That's what I always think. This is what Uber is suggesting. So these are their new rules around that

that go with that rating system. Treat your fellow riders and drivers as you'd like to be treated with respect. Now I saw you in an Uber last night making the Uber driver smell your Crocs.

I didn't make him smell them. Do you think that was a respectful way to treat your driver? I was showing him my Crocs and asking his opinion. He thought it was hilarious. He goes, even I wouldn't wear those. He should wear them. Anyway, feel free to have a chat, but try to avoid topics that may make others uncomfortable.

Right. So I'm thinking religion. Yep. Politics. Yep. Money. Money. I don't know.

Spoilers for The Bachelor. I don't know. And be sure to give riders and drivers the personal space and privacy they need. Again, that goes back to your Chucks thing. You don't get in their zone. Like that's the driver's zone. This is your zone. Yeah, but I felt the vibe.

Max, my Uber driver last night, he was loving it. He was cracking up loving it. I don't think it goes far enough. I think there are other topics that they need to remove. Like if you do any of these, you should get a bad rating. These are the things I think need to be struck from the rules for Uber. You're not allowed, from September 18, no longer are you allowed to get in an Uber and say,

how's your night going? Seriously? How long have you been Uber drivering for? Yeah, that's my classic go-to. Oh, so what time did you start? Slash what time are you knocking off? Oh, how's that weather? Generic weather chat.

Oh, do you enjoy driving for Uber? So like How much of this do you get? So where are you from? No no I mean like where are you Where are you from Not like where are you from Picker

Is your wife still there? These are some of the questions I've heard people ask. So these are the things that we're saying from September 18. That's a no-no. Uber chat off the table. We clear? Good, we clear. Well done, New Zealand.

ZDM's brilliant, Clint. Yeah, so it's a Wednesday and I'm getting really thrown because how light is it outside? The doldrums of winter are behind us. You know we're officially in spring. Like we're on the uphill. We're on the upward. What's the good one?

We're on the downhill slide to summer. We're on the downhill slide. It's going to be summer soon. Speaking of downhill, a girl during, you know, certain times of the month, we have struggles. Okay. Actually, all the time. We. Actually, all the time. All right.

We've got struggles all the time. No, like Clint, let me let you in on something. Do I want to be let in? When it's a certain time of the month. Yeah. Like my pants don't fit that well. Like you bloat. Yeah, yeah, okay.

That's a girl problem. We're talking about like a couple of days after payday, eh? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you can actually afford to eat. Yeah, gotcha. Yeah, cool. Yeah. No, we like to inform the people can actually afford to eat. Yeah, gotcha. Yeah, cool. Yeah.

No, we'd like to inform the people of New Zealand about some of the girls' struggles we go through. Yeah. And we get the guys around the office here to help out and they voice them. Makes it funnier. And this is Hashtag Girl Problems. You know that saying, one second on the lips, forever on the hips? Yeah, they weren't lying.

Hashtag girl problems. Got a fancy event to attend. My boyfriend just pulls out the same suit he's worn to the last three weddings we've attended. Not me though. I won't dare be caught in the same dress I wore to Aunt Julie's wedding four months ago. Bye bye money. Hashtag girl problems. Girl problem? I'll give you a girl problems. Girl problem?

I'll give you a girl problem. The toilet lines at every single event that has more than 10 women attending. Hashtag girl problems. Just got to the gym. No hair tie. Hashtag girl problems. Everybody hurts sometimes. You know how close I was to wetting myself at the pink concert last night?

As a man at a gig, you feel like such a VIP as you breeze past the queue, the endless queue of women who you can tell are busting and just walk into your man's one. What are you going to do? You can't turn in and go, do you want to come in here with me? Because that's not going to help, is it? Mate, last night I would have given it a go. ZDM's brilliant, Clint. How good's the chase?

Secretly, when we got this job, a little bit gutted that it meant I couldn't go home and watch The Chase anymore. I do love The Chase. I think it's on right now. I mean, not that I want you to. Is it on right now? Are you guys out there watching The Chase?

Oh. How come they get to watch The Chase? Remember when The Governess came in here a few weeks ago and we were all like, oh my God, it's The Governess. Yes. I love that show. You know it's my dream to watch The Chase. Remember when The Governess came in here a few weeks ago and we were all like, oh my God, it's The Governess. Yes. I love that show. You know, it's my dream to host The Chase. It'd be a good gig.

Yeah. To be the New Zealand version of whoever that guy is and host that show. Oh, I love The Chase. They've just had a huge win over there. The biggest ever, right? Yeah. It's the biggest prize money win for daytime television

in the UK ever. And that might sound convoluted, but they have so many game shows during the day. A lot. They gave somebody £100,000 which equates to $196,000 New Zealand dollars. They may have been the most

British people of all time. There was four people, right? Left in the end who won the £100,000. They get 25 each. Yeah, and they beat the governess. Yes, they beat the governess. She'll be gutted. She'll be absolutely gutted.

This is what they said they're going to do with their prize money. What are you going to do with it? I'm going on a really nice holiday and I'm going to take my mum to see Les Mis in West End. Perfect. Tim. I'm going to go down to the motorhome dealers and I'm going to buy a very big plane. Luca. I'm going to get my mum to see Les Mis in West End. Perfect. Tim. I'm going to go down to the motorhome dealers and I'm going to buy a very big plane.

Luca. I'm going to get a takeaway from the Ritz. Yeah. Diane. I'm going to go on a wing walk and I might take Dermot to an Arsenal match. Absolutely, you've got to do that. I'm going to go on the wing walk

and then I'm going to take my mate down the Arsenal game. I'm going to get Uber Eats. A lot of Uber Eats. Hang on, that's not British. Isn't it? No, you chased it to something else. Oh, sorry, my bad. Oh, it's okay.

I thought this afternoon we could have our own version of the chase. What I've got here is the questions that they answered to win their $100,000. I kind of think I'm all right at this game. They answered 17 questions correctly to win it Okay, well I'm not that good Yeah, they did a few pushbacks on the governess Which helped as well I won't include those ones

Alright I've just got the 17 questions Here's the deal, okay? Because there's got to be something on the line I quizzed who we all agree The smartest man at ZM His name's Al I gave him these 17 questions

He's the guy in production. Yes. In the two minutes allocated, he got 15 out of 17. Are you kidding? If you can beat Al. By himself? They were a team of four. He did it in a minute 27

as well. Oh, well, I'm going to just say right now, I'm not going to beat that. You've got a chance though. Okay. Everything's fair. He took a minute 27. You'll get two minutes. You'll get the full two minutes. Okay, so I have two minutes. If you can beat him, I'll give you a night off the crocs.

Oh my God. I'll give you the next 12 hours. Well, I'll give you until you get to work tomorrow in real shoes. How does that sound? Done. Are you up for it? I mean... Ladies and gentlemen, let's chase.

Ali, I need you to keep score. Ben, follow along with the correct or incorrect guesses. Ali, your two minutes start... No, Bree, your time starts now. A rhetorical question is one that doesn't require a what. An answer. Correct. What ancient Roman Republic was founded in Italy in 509 BC? Pass.

You're Italian, Roman. Endless was a fragrance by which Sex and the City character? Sarah Jessica Parker. Correct. Ralph Hutteris, the longest serving member of which German band? The Who? I don't know. Incorrect. Kraftwerk. Correct. Ralph Huterus, the longest serving member of which German band? The Who? I don't know.

Incorrect. Kraftwerk. What does the E in e-cigarette stand for? Electronic. Correct. The metal, what metal has the chemical symbol Cu? Copper. Correct.

What type of table condiment is Fleur de Sel? I know this one, salt. Salt is correct. Elf is the 1984 debut solo album by which singer? Pass. Alison Moyet. In maths,

six is the product of two and what other number? Three. Correct. What instant coffee brand launched the Dulce Gusto system? Nescafe. Nescafe is correct.

A nocturne is usually played on what musical instrument? Piano. Nescafe. Nescafe is correct. A nocturne is usually played on what musical instrument? Piano. Piano is correct. What is an ostrich said to bury in the sand? Its head. Correct. Complete the title of Alan Rickman's film, Truly Madly What?

Deeply. Correct. GWR is the website of what rail company? Great Western Trains? Close, Great Western Railway. Oh, God damn it! A thermophobic avoids high levels of what? A what?

A thermophobic avoids high levels of what? Heat. Correct. How many angles does a rectangle have? Four. In the game Monopoly, what land vehicle is a playing token? A car!

A car is correct. You've made it in time. That's the end. How do you think you went? Not good. Ellie. I think I went okay, actually. Out of 17 questions, for a night off the Crocs,

she needs 15 or better. How many questions did Bree get right? I definitely didn't get 15. You did awesome though. You got 13 out of 17. I'm happy with that. That's pretty good. You know what?

You can take one of the crocs off. Great. No, no, honestly. No, no, mate. I don't need it. No, you, no, it's okay. No, no, you earned it. You sure?

You earned it. Oh, great. Thank you. Zinni is Bree and Clint. We all On the house. No, it's okay. No, no, you earned it. You sure? You earned it. Oh, great. Thank you. Ziddy's Brain Clan. We all remember the movie The Wizard of Oz. Yes. And Judy Garland, she was the original Dorothy. Yes.

Back in 1939 that movie was made. Dead old. It's that old. Do they have movies in 1939? I think so. I think they put it on like, you know, a projector. That means that movie came out before World War II. Yeah, it's an old movie.

It's been remade a few times. I used to think that, because you know how the first half's in black and white and the second half's in colour? Right. I used to think that they invented colour movies halfway through. Halfway through. And so they filmed the first half. No, no, no, no, crap

They filmed the first half in black and white Genius And then they're like, we can do colour now Better do it So they put it into colour Did Spielberg direct that movie? I think so, yeah I think he did

I think that was one of his first films He did it between E.T. and Jurassic Park Yeah, it was in between those two Yeah, yeah, yeah Just before he did Lord of the Rings Yeah One of the main, what would you call it, props in the movie was the ruby slippers.

Yeah. The ones that Dorothy wore and she clicked together to get home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. Iconic. Who did you find creepier, the witch or the bad witch or the good witch? Oh, they were both creepy yeah they both worried me like that the bad one obviously creepy but that other one who's like hello dorothy you're

like what do you want lsd yeah probably anyway those shoes they actually made several pairs of those shoes for the movie that um i don't think judy actually wore all of them judy garland in the film and you can tell which ones she actually wore in the film because they've got like circle ring marks on them from how many times she had to click her heels together oh yeah so that's how you can tell but do you know who owns there's four in existence currently yeah do you know who owns them no so do you know leonardo dicaprio owns a pair leonardo dicaprio's got a pair steven spielberg well because he directed the movie yeah of course um and then there was a collector that owned a pair who what's leo up to a he's such a weird

dude do you know what car leonardo dicaprio drives um a pri. Yeah. That was a guess. It's a Prius. Yeah, and then there's two more pairs. One pair they found in the basement of where they made the film back in 1970 and a collector bought those and then this other guy named Michael Shaw, he was a collector as well and he bought a

pair which actually got stolen 13 years ago. You'd be devastated. You'd be absolutely devastated. Like if you're the sort of person who's going to shell out hundreds of thousands of dollars for shoes, you're obviously attached and then someone steals them, you'd be gutted. So on August 28th, 2005, he used to lend them to a museum and they'd display these shoes.

And so he was doing a nice thing and the burglars or a burglar broke in and stole them. They had a baseball bat, smashed the case, stole the shoes, and they've been missing ever since. I always wonder with that sort of stuff, like someone who steals a Picasso, what are you going to do with that? Like you can't just sell it to someone and be like, no, this is the real deal. You know what I mean?

Like everyone's going to go, well, I heard about that. It's been stolen. You go, no. No, no, no. This is mine. Anyway, the FBI have been on this case and they've tracked them down. It's funny. This stuff Americans put effort into, eh?

Like there's so much bad stuff going on in the States, but the FBI are finding the ruby slippers from Wizard of Oz. They still haven't found the exact culprit, but apparently the slippers are now said to be worth at least $1 million. That's... Yeah. Oh, yeah. To be honest, I thought they'd be worth more.

What's the... Oh, yeah. It's a pair of shoes. Yeah, but you can buy a house from it. Yeah, I would have thought... I would have thought more. Really? Yeah, I thought we were building up to some 10 million dollar moment

Sorry Sorry I can do it again For you if you want Okay ready At least 1 million dollars Whoa that is so Wow that is so surprising Wow you're acting

So believable Oh no that's honestly Wow No you nailed it Far out How'd Leo get up here? Crazy right? Zee is brilliant Clint

Remember how When we first started This show, you and I, we had to go and do all those challenges that Fletchvorn and Megan set up? There was sleeping in a prison. Yes. There was meeting a mermaid. Yes. And there was shark diving.

Yes. Which one did you hate the most? I actually really enjoyed the whole experience. Yeah, me too. I probably soiled myself the most with the shark diving. It was pretty full on, hey? The prison was creepy, but the shark diving was like adrenaline, terror. Because also, just before we did it, someone showed me the video of where the shark,

so you're in a cage, We did it in a cage. The shark gets into the top of the cage. How else were we going to do it? I said the open ocean. Some people do. Who? I don't know, people. Crazy people.

Someone showed us the video, though, of the great white shark getting into the cage where the diver was. He, like, jumps over the top into the top of the cage. Which I didn't want to show you before we did it, but that was terrifying. Thank God you didn't. News out today that you can't do that anymore. So that shark diving that we did down by Stewart Island. Yeah, in Bluff.

Near Bluff is banned. Why? So what's happened? So I kind of get it. The power divers have been petitioning for it because apparently, and we're guilty of this, the shark diving is changing the behaviour of the sharks and making them look at people more.

So it makes it more dangerous to go diving in that area. You get it? Because they're filling the water. When we do it, we put the burly out and we put the fish heads out because you want the sharks to show up. So we literally put bait in the water. Then we get in the water for them to see us. As human bait.

Yeah. As we say these things, like, it does sound pretty dumb to do. But we did it. Well, to be honest, I'm glad we got to do it before they banned it. I am too. I totally get where they're coming from, though. Yeah. But there's an experience.

Holy crap. It's an absolute experience. Like your whole body's like, why are you in the water right now? We saw three. Yeah. Three great whites. And they just sort of swim towards you. They're the most magical, mesmerizing, terrifying creature.

And their teeth are always out and you just look it in the eye and it can see straight through your soul. And it looks at you. Like it actually really looks at you and they're so calm. It's really weird. Anyway, if you were planning a shark diving expedition to Stewart Island Can't do it anymore. Can't do it anymore. Go to the dolphins instead. Or just take a kayak out and jump in. No. Don't. Don't do that.

Do you want to hear a story that's a miracle Yes. It involves a cat Yes. and Dunedin? Uh, yes. Do you want to hear a story about that?

I love all those things, yeah. So, down in Dunedin there was this family who adopted this kitten that was a stray. My sister's just done that in Dunedin. So cute.

Yeah, but she's a student and so she's only going to be there for a bit and I don't think she's thought very far ahead. Oh, you need to think about it. This isn't like a one year commitment. Well, yeah. She's going to be there for a bit and I don't think she's thought very far ahead. Oh, you need to think about it. This isn't like a one-year commitment.

Well, yeah, she's going to have to pay to relocate the cat. Anyway, that's her problem for a couple of years away. Anyway, this family decided to adopt this cat that was a stray. I think the mother got hit by a car. Yeah. And they were looking after this cat. They named it Bella. Oh, yeah.

Very cute cat and they had her for about six or seven months. And this was about three and a half years ago. One day they couldn't find Bella. Really sad. Every pit owner's worst nightmare. Oh, it's horrible. Yeah. And the worst part is when you don't know what happened to them.

Yeah. Like. No, that is the worst. You know. Because you will constantly, I've had a cat like that. And you're forever driving around the neighbourhood. No matter what you're doing, you will forever, I've had a cat like that and you're forever driving around the neighbourhood, no matter what you're doing, you just go, is that the cat? Is that the cat? Is that the cat? Is that the cat? That could be it. Yeah. As much as you want them to still be

alive, it's actually better to have closure, I think. I think so too. So this was about three years ago. Another story started where a cat walked into a cafe three years ago, three and a half years ago. That cat was Bella. Yeah. The people who owned the cafe at the time just thought it was a stray. Yeah. They started feeding her.

She kind of became like a local celebrity. They named her Toby. Are they desperate for celebrities in Dunedin? Maybe. They've got Aaron Smith. Come on, guys. Yeah. Anyway, everyone around the neighbourhood knew the cat.

They called it Toby and then they ended up getting it checked. Turns out it was a girl. Never mind. They named it Toby and years later, so recently, last week, this family that owned Bella first moved to the place right near this cafe. Yeah. So they had a young kid who fell in love with Bella. The kid came home from school one day and said,

oh, I just saw Bella. Get off the ground. The kid's seven. The parents went, I don't really know how to take that. Yeah. What does that even mean? How long has the cat been missing? Three and a half years at this point.

And from a different like area like a town over. And the cat's probably changed shape and got a different haircut since then. So it was a kitten when they got it. Yeah. So it's now a full grown cat. Anyway, the kid was like, yeah, just saw Bella and was like real casual about it. Anyway, the family walk into this

cafe. Next minute, oh, there's Bella. They recognised her straight away. The cat recognised them. They've been reunited and now she's back at home. Yeah, this is the thing about cats though. She won't stay. They can be such assholes, cat.

Honestly, she left in the first place. And anyway, they got her as a stray. Who's to say she didn't walk out of some other family's house just because she got bored? How are you supposed to know how many lives this cat has left ruined in its wake as it saunters from house to house? Yeah, she doesn't sound like a very nice cat, does she? Bit of a floozy, bit of a floozy cat.

Glad to hear it, Toby Bella. Bella cat. Cat thing. Denied it. ZDM's brilliant client.