ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 5th 2019

Episode Date: September 5, 2019

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Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. Hi everybody, and welcome to Brie and Clint's podcast. The Brie and Clint podcast. Welcome to the constipated edition. Oh, you're still talking about that? You're disgusting. No, I'm just saying after yesterday, this is, you guys did this to me. Brie hasn't been to the toilet after a big stage meal. I also haven't eaten anything else.

No, you haven't. Oh, we had that packet of chips. Yeah, but I mean, that's not much. No, but that's fine. This is apparently, Ellie was saying this is how cavemen used to eat. They used to just catch a big like wildebeest. They'd have one massive feed. How many kilos of steak would they eat at once, I reckon? And then that would do them for like a week or something, right?

Yeah. Because you had to eat it. You had to eat it before it went rotten. Exactly. Maybe this is my new diet. Maybe. Do you reckon it would work? 1. Exactly. Maybe this is my new diet. Maybe. Do you reckon it would work? 1.2 kilos a week, but all in one thing.

Yeah, and I just have it one time, and then I don't eat for the rest of the week. Be a bit for your, just for your whole system to get used to. Yeah, ow. Yeah. Like if, there was a guy over in, that works in the building that was eating only red meat. Still is, still is.

I watch him have lunch. Is he still doing that? Makes me feel yuck. Yeah. I don't think I want to. He'll have like a big bloody like rare thing just like seared for lunch at work in the microwave. I don't think I want to eat steak for at least three weeks.

Yeah, fair enough. How often do you eat steak normally? Not often. No. Not often. I'm not a big red meat person. How often do you eat steak normally? Not often. No. Not often. I'm not a big red meat person. No. And you didn't touch your potatoes.

Oh, sorry. I was busy working on the 1.2 kilos of meat. We organise you this beautiful steak. And also the restaurant that we got it from, it's like an Auckland institution. It's Auckland's oldest restaurant, a place called Tony's. And he did you like a nice side salad. He was lovely. And a bowl of roast

taties I didn't touch it didn't touch it at all it was rude I was there for a job get the job done he also goes guys if you'd like

to swing by for a nice meal I'd love to have you guys at the restaurant and Bree's like I'm not going for like three months right okay

well I guess we'll check in with you again The same time tomorrow Same time tomorrow Oh, it's Friday tomorrow Yeah How good Have a Savvy Bee, that might listen you up

Yeah Get things moving Get some liquid in there Yes Need to put some vinegar down this pipe, I think What is my job? What? Why am I here?

What did I do to deserve this? Here's today's podcast, everybody. Enjoy. Got it, everybody. How you doing? Hello, guys. Sorry, we were just discussing a few last-minute... What's wrong?

Did you lick the microphone? Oh, no, I've left the headphones on Fletcher's settings. That man is deaf. Yeah. Oh, my God. He's old. Oh, shouldn't say that on the air, should I? That was...

I hope I look as good as him when I'm that old. Nice save. Awkward. No, I love Fletch. He's so youthful. Today on the show, we are giving away more choice of arn tickets. More choice of arn tickets at 4 o'clock. Oh, look at moi.

All you have to do is be listening and be the person who gets through on 0800 dials it in when we say to. And you can go and see Troy next Friday at Spark Arena on his Bloom World Tour for free. Hell yeah, I'll be going to that. What else are we talking about? Oh, I'm pretty excited to talk about what's next. Chocolate. Chocolate.

Producers, can we have chocolate in here since we're talking about chocolate next? Research material. Actually, to be honest, I haven't eaten anything for the last 24 hours thanks to you lot. Is that after the 1.2 kilo steak challenge yesterday? Yeah, that you sprung on me after I'd had a late lunch. Yeah, well, what's going to happen today? Don't worry about it for now. We're going to talk about chocolate and not just any chocolate, the best chocolate.

Chocolate bars, what's the best? After this, the Jonas Brothers, Brie and Clint, ZM. ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. Oh, it's one of the biggest questions in life, Clint. What is the best chocolate bar? It's an important question. You head on down to the supermarket, you've had dinner, you need a chocolate bar to finish off the night.

God, are you going to do your chocolate bar prep after dinner? Yeah, because I live right near Countdown. Oh, it's right on your doorstep. Yeah, right on my doorstep, so I can just, you know, trot on down. Yeah. And someone has answered this, but I don't know if everyone is going to agree because it's actually one of my mates who put up this photo of all the chocolate bars,

not every single one, but quite a lot of well-known chocolate bars, and then he put them into tiers and he put them from, you know, the best, what he thought was the best chocolate to what he liked the least. Anyway, the post has gone absolutely viral in Australia. Everybody's got an opinion on it, right? A hundred percent. And to be honest, I think he's got some controversial picks. Okay. Do you want to pick out some of the options and give them to us?

Well, so the top tier, he is called the God tier. These are the best of the best in his opinion. What comes out on top? God-like status. Okay, I'm keen to hear this. He's put in that category picnic. Yeah. Turkish delight. No. And chomp.

What's a chomp? Do you guys have a chomp? Nah, can you describe chomp? A chomp is kind of like, it's got like wafer in it, and then it's got like, it's like no other. It's got wafer and caramel in it. So a picnic. No, picnic's got nuts in it.

And wafer. Yeah, kind of similar to a picnic without nuts. Okay. It's quite good. Let's get rid of chomp for this conversation. Okay, no chomp. Okay, cool. In the next tier down, royalty tier, you've got the Snickers, the Twix and the Curly Whirly.

Okay, yeah, I don't mind that. And then you've got the third tier down, which is Kit Kat, Crunchy, and Mars. Kit Kat in the third tier? I do love a Kit Kat. Does that count Kit Kat Chunky? No. Because I'd put, okay, yeah. There's no Kit Kat Chunky in this rating system.

Kit Kat Chunky is different to a Kit Kat. It's not just a big Kit Kat. Totally different. I love a Kit Kat Chunky. They changed the game altogether. It's not just a big Kit Kat. Totally different. I love a Kit Kat Chunky. They change the game all together. It's so good. And then fourth tier, he's got Twirl, Time Out and Arrow, which I love a Twirl and I love an Arrow.

An Arrow's good because it's healthy. Yeah, because it's mint. Yeah, it's mint and it's got all that air in it. It's got air in it. So it means that you don't eat as much. And then on the bottom tier, which I don't agree with this, he's got Violet Crumble. Do you guys have that? much. And then on the bottom tier, which I don't agree with this, he's got Violet Crumble. Do you guys have that?

No. So that's kind of like, what would that be like for you guys? It's a honeycomb and chocolate around it. It's similar to a crunchy. Crunchy, yeah. Yeah, it's similar to that. Milky Way. Oh, God, I haven't thought about a Milky Way in a long time. I love a Milky Way.

Can you get a full-size Milky Way or do they only come in party size? No, you get a full-size. Yeah, full-size. And, of course, he's put in the bottom tier a Bounty. I knew Bounty was going to come up. Which is coconut, obviously. I like a Bounty bar. But then I also like a Cherry Ripe, which means I'm not.

Nope. Cherry Ripe is good. Bounty, not so much. I don't mind coconut in my chocolate. But some people, I think if you like a bounty, you really like a bounty. Okay, if we're going to open this conversation up, we need a couple of parameters. It's chocolate bar, not chocolate block, right?

Chocolate bar only. It needs to come in bar form. Has to come in a bar. And you have to be able to get it in New Zealand. I think those are the only two criteria we need to put on there. They're the two criteria. And we're going for what should be in the God tier status. The absolute creme de la creme.

That best. Hold on to your opinion. Okay. You guys hold on to your opinions, producers. We'll come back with ours, but we want to know yours on 0800DIALZM. What is in the God tier for chocolate bar? 0800DIALZM right now. This is Taylor Swift.

Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. There's a post that's gone viral over in Australia after a dad has bought all these different chocolate bars and then he's put them into different tiers of what he thinks is the best and what he likes the least. And he called the top tier God tier. I like the term.

Yeah, the God tier and then underneath that was royalty. And then underneath that he called it the Adam Sandler tier. What's Adam Sandler tier? In brackets it says take it or leave it tier. Oh, right. Okay. So like right on the fence. Yeah, exactly. So we're just looking for God tier right now. Is that right? God tier.

What is in the God tier of this pyramid for chocolate bars? Hi, Liam. Oh, are you there, Liam? Yep, I'm here. What do you reckon, Liam? What are you putting into the God tier? Oh, peanut slab.

Yes. The almond one. The almond one. Almond gold. Almond gold. Almond gold. That was going to be my one. That was mine.

You and me, Liam. Yeah, we can share a chocolate bar any time. But it's a little... Number one. What about those big ones? You shut your mouth. Well, it's just chocolate with peanuts in it. Yeah, but it's the best chocolate.

Yeah, but like if you think of the other... Whittakers, you can't beat it. Yeah. I do, like I love Whittakers. I'm just saying in the argument of chocolate bar, is it actually a chocolate bar? Well, that's mine and Liam's vote. Let's find out what Emily would like to put in the God tier,

the best of the best chocolate bars. Hi, Emily. Hello. What are you throwing? Perky Nana. The Perky Nana. What? are you throwing? Perky Nana. The Perky Nana. What? Never had it.

Perky Nana. Yeah, the Perky Nana one's all the way at the moment. What does it taste like? Oh, it's kind of like a mix of a pineapple lump. It's a banana-flavoured chocolate bar. I do love a pineapple lump. Yeah, but this is banana. Perky Nana.

What is with Kiwis and the obsession of doing a banana-flavoured everything? You guys love it. Emily, a Perky Nana is banana. Perky Nana. What is with Kiwis and the obsession of doing a banana-flavoured everything? You guys love it. Emily, a Perky Nana is fun. If you're trapped on a desert island, that's the only chocolate bar you could take. You're going to take Perky Nana. Yeah. Okay. It's fine.

Hey, it's her vote. Naomi is here. Hi, Naomi. Hello. What are you putting in there, Naomi? Just Cadbury dairy milk. No, sorry. No. No. Rules were only bars, Naomi? Just Cadbury dairy milk. No, sorry. No.

Rules were only bars, not blocks. That's just chocolate. There can be a bar. The bar is just a small version of the block, though. It is. Yeah. Do you know what we're saying? Where it's like a Mars bar or like an arrow?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, but I do love just the pain. Otherwise you could come through and just say white chocolate. Yeah. Nah, sorry. Carter's here. Hi, Carter. G'day, how we doing?

Carter, what are you throwing in the mix? God tier for chocolate bars. It's got to be a Cherry Ripe. You know what's weird? I hated Cherry Ripe when I was younger. People hate Cherry Ripe. But now I'm obsessed with it. It's kind of like blue cheese, right, Carter?

The older you get, the more appreciation you develop for a good cherry ripe. My palate has developed. I want to ask Carter one more question. Yeah. Carter, the dark chocolate cherry ripe, what are your thoughts? Definitely nothing on that one. Yeah, it needs to be put in the bin. You're not old enough.

Exactly. That's the problem. I'm not ready for that yet. You're not ready for it yet. I'm not expert. Save some things for old age, guys. Hannah's here. Hi, Hannah.

Hi. What do. Hi, Hannah. Hi. What do you reckon, Hannah? So I'm not cheating, I swear, but Whitaker's Creamy Milk, it does come in a block, but it does come in a bar. No, now, Hannah, this is not your fault because maybe we weren't clear enough. We're accepting bars. We'll accept bars that have been transformed into a block. Like, you know how you can get Rolo blocks now?

But we won't take a block that has been condensed down to a bar. Not the other way around. Because that's just a miniature version of the block, Hannah. Yeah, they're just trying to have the cake and eat it too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's sort of like so good that I kind of had to take it either way. No, fair enough. It's so good I can't go no.

It is very good. Good on you. One more. Adrienne's here. This is the God tier, Adrienne. These are the best chocolate bars in the entire world. What are you throwing in? There is only one, and it's the Pixie Caramel.

The longer lasting chew. The longer lasting chew. You know I had this. Any last requests? I had that for the first time on the weekend, and I regretted all the rest of the years of my life because I never had that before. How long did it take you to eat it?

Not very long. No, you weren't eating it right. No, I put it all in at once. Did you nearly choke to death? Adrienne, good decision. That's going in the God tier. Well done. Thank you.

Okay. Do you want to choke yours in quickly? I've got mine, peanut slab. I actually can't decide. This is your idea and you don't even have one. Yeah, I should have thought about that first. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Just wrapping up the conversation around the gold tier,

gold status chocolate bars. We didn't ask our producers. So I just thought, I mean, they've sat through all of this. Do you guys want to chuck a chocolate bar in? What's the best chocolate bar in the whole world? Producer Ellie? I do love a pinky. No.

Yes. Never had it. No. You've got to have it. There's not enough chocolate involved. It's mostly marshmallow. I quite like that about it, though. What about you, Ben?

I probably would have said the, I can't remember who it was that said it, the peanut slab. Yeah, man. I just keep it simple. Not a chocolate bar. Why is it not a chocolate bar? It's a slab. It's a slab of chocolate in a bar shape. It's chocolate with nuts in it.

Yeah, it's a chocolate bar. That's like saying, okay, does Cadbury almond go in? No. Exactly. Look at it. It's a little chocolate bar. It's the definition of chocolate bar. Cadbury do them too.

Cadbury do them with the nuts in it. Are they included? No, they're not. What's a Cadbury peanut slab? Fruit and nut. Are they included? No, they're not. What's a Cadbury peanut slab? Fruit and nut. Fruit and nut. There's no fruit in a peanut slab. Get out, Ellie. Cadbury fruit and nut

is not a chocolate bar. No, it's chocolate block. Exactly. So is a peanut slab. Okay, now I'm criticising Ellie because there's not enough chocolate in her pinky and you're criticising Ben because there's too much chocolate in a chocolate slab. Exactly right. What's the perfect chocolate bar then, Bree? Mars bar. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I do like Mars bar. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. The fact about this song. Do you? Have you guys heard Martin Garrix has dropped a remix of it? Has he?

It's so good. Really? I feel like you're wielding up to a joke. Yeah, same. Why do I think this is a joke? No, I'm being serious. Two days ago, Martin Garrix played live a remix of that song, and it's awesome. God, is it awesome?

Because that's a very depressing song. I'm imagining I'm at like a Martin Garrix rave, and I'm looking at my best friend, I'm like, I bloody love you, man. And he's like, I bloody love you too. And then all of a sudden that comes on. No, it actually makes it exciting. Makes it doofy.

Well, Ross Boss is here. Can we switch to the Martin Garrix version? I don't think he's released it yet. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

That's a hot scoop, though. Thank you. From iHeartRadio, this is the latest. Today. Did you have the scoop? No, I said it was a hot scoop. Okay, good. Oh, jeez.

I mean, you could have brought us the song, but that's fine. You can Google it. Our man in Hollywood has gone to Colombia and we can't reach him, which is very terrifying. So producer Ellie has the latest for us today. What's going on, Ellie? I do. Justin Bieber, he's just found out that he's related to two fellow Canadians

who you both will know. Okay. Yeah. Do you know any Canadian famous people? Shania Twain. No. Drake. No.

Justin Bieber's not related to Drake. The Prime Minister. No. Celine Dion. No. Oh, yeah, she's Canadian. Right, yeah, so she's not, but one of the people that's related to Justin could be.

Anyway, I'll just give it to you. Justin Bieber is related to Ryan Gosling and Avril Lavigne. Oh. So does that mean Avril Lavigne and Ryan Gosling are related? Well, so here it is. Yeah, through Justin Bieber is related to Ryan Gosling and Avril Lavigne. Oh. Yeah. So does that mean Avril Lavigne and Ryan Gosling are related? I don't, well, so here it is. Yeah, through Justin Bieber. Yeah, this is the chart here. Yeah.

It's quite a long chart. Yeah. But basically what it is, is Justin Bieber and Ryan Gosling, they are 11th cousins and then Lavigne is Bieber's 12th cousin. 11th cousin. Yeah, but they're related. So, like, their genes are obviously very strong. This begs a question.

Like, imagine that somehow Justin Bieber and Avril Lavigne had ended up together, and they're 12th cousins. Yeah. Like, how far back in the family tree do you have to go? Because arguably, if I go back far enough, I could probably find a family tie with, actually, no, I hope I don't, with my wife. Let's hope not.

Let's please not. I was going to say, sometimes bad things happen. Remember I told you that story about the two people I knew at my high school? No, tell us again. And it serves them right because they had the same last name, which was an unusual last name. And we were like, are you guys sure you're not related? Turns out they were third cousins.

Oh, no. Guys, I think I might have the scoop. Oh, another scoop. Go. Yeah, I think I might have found the song. I've got the official scoop if you want it. Would rather that. Okay, this one's been vetted.

Okay, cool. You can play it out of your laptop on an aux cord if you want. I'm not sure what's going to come out of here. Okay, this is a Brie Thomas-El scoop. It's the Martin Garrix remix of Lewis Capaldi. It's the second time I've played this

British remix. Are you ready? Yeah! Oh, man. I feel like I'm there. I mean, that is the sort of guy. Sounds good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It does sound good.

Sounds more upbeat than the original. That is the latest. Thanks to Amplify, yeah. That does sound good. Sounds more upbeat than the original. That is the latest. Thanks to Amplify Kombucha. Taste Amplified. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. A new announcement from the government yesterday. And we don't cover a lot of government policy changes on the Bree and Clint show, but I thought this one might be kind of relevant, right?

No, a lot of people would be interested in this, I think. I've been upstairs to our resident property experts in the building at oneroof.co.nz and asked them to break it down for me. Essentially, if you're a first home buyer, so you haven't bought a house before, the government is changing the rules to mean that you no longer require a 10% deposit. You can get a mortgage for a house with just a 5% deposit.

I thought it was 20%. So it is 20% for most people like non-first home buyers but then there are loans that you can get they're called government issued loans and you still get them from the banks. I think Kiwi Bank and that do them don't quote me on that but you get them from the big banks and stuff but the special government issued loan

they will now do it for you at 5% which is heaps easier. So where does the 10% come in then? The 10% is what it used to be. No, but you said 20% before. No, 20% for non-first homebuyers. And so if I'm a first homebuyer, I can get it for 10. No, you can get it for 5.

No, but I used to be able to get it for 10. Yeah, correct. Right. Now it's getting clearer, right? Yeah, it's so clear. If you're a first homebuyer, they've changed the rules to mean you can possibly now get a house with a 5% deposit. So if we're talking-

Because that's the bit that's really hard for people is getting the deposit. Say it's $500,000 for the house. Yeah. How much do I need? 5% of $500,000. Well, 10- Oh, shit. Let me get this right.

500 times 0.05. $7,000. $25,000. $25,000 is the deposit on a- $7,000. $25,000. $25,000 is the deposit. $25? $25,000 is 5%, which you've probably got in your KiwiSaver if you've been in there for quite a few years.

I definitely don't. Because it means you have a 95% mortgage and you'll have 5% deposit in the house. But the interest rates are so low at the moment that you can probably afford the repayments on that mortgage. What are the interest rates? What does that mean? Interest rates is how much the bank charge you

to lend you the money. So what, that's how much extra I have to pay them? Yeah, basically it calculates how much extra. There are some catches. So if you need to be a first home buyer to get this 5%, you need to have not owned a house before. Check. You need to earn less than $85,000 a year.

Check. If you're going in as a couple, you need to have a combined salary of less than $130,000. Check. Got no one in my life. And then there's a cap on how much the house can cost, and that depends on where you live. Auckland, for example, the house has to be $600,000 or less,

or $650,000 if you're buying a new build. Well, in Auckland, let's be real, and this might come to a shock for a lot of people, but there's not many places under $600,000. That's not true. You can live in a lovely self-constructed cardboard box. Studio apartment. Deep in West Auckland. No, no,

there is stuff out there. There is stuff out there for that price. I told Ellie this today. We were straight on Trade Me looking at houses for you, eh? We've already found some nice three-bedroom houses. We've found some nice places that you could live. Yeah, she just won't be at work on time because she'll have to travel three hours to and fro.

Look, all I'm saying is there's been some changes made and maybe, maybe now's a good time to go and have a talk to somebody. Because maybe, maybe you can finally afford that place to live. Maybe you can finally stop renting. I really want a dog too. And then you need a house for that. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Look, in the last 12 months, I must admit, one of my favourite artists has been Lizzo. One of my favourite songs has been the smash hit Truth Hurts.

I just took a DNA test. Turns out I'm 100% that bitch. That's bloody good. It's a very good tune. And her live performances as well. She's so great. For me, it's kind of like when Gaga burst on the scene and you wanted to see every live performance, every VMA,

everything she did. It's so different. You don't know what's going to happen, if it's going to be a big inflatable bum or if she's going to come down from a cake. It's just everything. It's great. I had an idea this afternoon where it's that line in the song

which, I mean, is very recognisable. The DNA one? Yeah. I just took a DNA test. Turns out I'm 100% that bitch. Even when I'm crying crazy. It's a great line. It's a great line.

And I thought this afternoon, obviously Lizzo, you know, she says what was found in the DNA test when she took it. Yeah. But I thought what would be found if we took a DNA test? Or a DNA test reveal about us. It's a good question. Yeah. Do you want to give it a go?

Yeah. And just see what comes out? You take the DNA test first. Okay. All right, here we go. I just took a DNA test, turns out. I'm 100% addicted to grated cheese from a bag. That's true

actually. I've seen the DNA test results. It's a confirmed thing. Mine was quite awkward because I'm putting together my summer festival outfits at the moment too. Just at the same time I happened to take a DNA test. I just took a DNA test turns out I'm 100%.

Too old to wear one of those satchel, those bum bag things as a satchel that people are doing. Nearly everyone is too old for that. Too old, unfortunately. Yeah. What about you, Producer Ellie? Have you taken a DNA test? I have, actually, and I've just found out.

Yeah. I just took a DNA test. Turns out I'm 100%. Full of shit. Me too, after the statement. I think we're related, right? Because I actually took a DNA test on behalf of you. Me too after the steak. I think we related, Bree. Because I actually took a DNA test on behalf of you. Did you?

After you ate 1.2 kilos of steak this time yesterday. And the results are in. Constipated. Ain't that the truth. Producer Ben, have you taken a DNA test? No, he hasn't taken a DNA test. I took another one. You took another DNA test? I took another one. Oh, did you take another DNA test?

I took another DNA test just off the back of the cheese. Oh, we'd love to know the results. And I just, yeah. I just took a DNA test. Turns out I'm 100%. Lactose intolerant. Oh, no. Because you're addicted to the.

I'm addicted. No. It's a terrible combo. Trust me. My flatmates are the worst off. Yeah. Oh, no. Maybe someone listening out there has taken a DNA test too.

Have you just got your DNA test results back? We want to know. Do you want to share them with us? What did you receive in your DNA test results? Yeah. What did your DNA test prove that you're 100%? 100% what? You're 100% what in your DNA test?

On hate. Yeah, they all do. I mean, if that's what your DNA test said and you want to reveal it to us, call now, 0800-DIAL-ZM, and just like that. Let's have a bit of fun. Yeah, we'll put you in the Lizzo DNA test. You can text them as well on 9696. ZM, Spree, and Clint.

The podcast. Taking DNA tests. Yeah. Live on the radio. Taking DNA tests. Yeah. Live on the radio. Real ones. Musical ones. I just took a DNA test. Turns out I'm 100% that bitch.

Even when I'm crying crazy. That's what Lizzo is, but what are you? What are you? What does your DNA test reveal about you? Any more of your results back yet? Yeah, go on. I just took a DNA test. Turns out I'm 100% chlamydia.

You're 100% chlamydia? Yep. You get it that many times and then... It just takes over. You could have said 100% chlamydia free. Damn it. Oh, God. Okay.

I just like that word. I think it's fun. Let's give some people a go. Hey, Brogan. How you doing? You ready to take a DNA test, mate? Yeah, mate. All right. just like that word. I think it's fun. Let's give some people a go. Hey, Brogan. How you doing? You ready to take a DNA test, mate? Yeah, mate. All right.

Let's see what it reveals. Thank you for sharing your results with us. Good luck. I just took a DNA test. Turns out I'm 100%. Not the father. Oh! Corey Povich!

Oh, wow. Is this real news, by the way? This is real news? It is, yes. And I'm assuming you didn't want to be the father? No, no. Not from day one. Well, wow. Is this real news, by the way? This is real news? It is, yes. And I am assuming you didn't want to be the father? No, no, not from day one. Well, congratulations. Do you know who is, Brogan?

Well, there's a few speculations, but other than that, no. Brogan, did you take a real DNA test? Yes. Oh, my God. That's not what we were asking for, but very interesting. What are the chances that you do that, and then today we're doing this segment on the radio? Weird. That's not what we were asking for. One of the chances that you do that and then today we're doing this segment on the radio. Weird. That's really meant to be.

Yeah, I just happened to come in right on the last part of the conversation. I didn't realise it was like, make one up. That's good. I've been watching a lot of MasterChef at the moment, which has weirdly coincided with my DNA test. I just took a DNA test.

Turns out I'm 100%. Very attracted to Nigella Lawson. She's so hot. What is it, eh? What is it? Is it the food? Did you see the ad where she's standing out front of the Eiffel Tower? No, but I'd like to look it up. Hello, boys. Rose is here. Hi, Rose.

Hi, Rose. Hey. Are you ready to take a DNA test with us? I'm so ready for that. Let's get. Hi, Rose. Hey. You ready to take a DNA test with us? I'm so ready for this. Okay, Rose. Let's get your DNA test up and running. And thank you for sharing with us again. I just took a DNA test. Turns out I'm 100%. Pour it.

Glenn was meant to play a piece. Damn it. And you played an applause. I tried. No, you did your job right. I muck... Damn it. And you made it a blog. I have to eat. I tried. No, you did your job right. I just... I mucked mine up.

Redo. One more time. Okay, redo, redo, redo, redo, redo, redo. I just took a DNA test. Turns out I'm 100%. Core is... Damn! Got it!

We got this. We got this. Stop swearing, Rose. This is the radio. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Today, thanks to Instagram memories, we realise that it's a special anniversary for the show.

Today is one year since I renovated Bree's entire look with Crocs Week. I'm too sexy for my Crocs. Too sexy for my Crocs. Crocs on my feet. How could I ever forget the horrific week that you put me through? Well, let's look at it critically, shall we? I went to Fashion Week and decided that Crocs were in because I got the inside word. So I did a whole week where I put you in the hottest Crocs on offer.

And then this year... It was my driest week yet. This year. That's disgusting. This year. No, as in. Yep, I'm just going to leave it. This year, who got an invite to Fashion Week?

Me. Breeded. So there you go. You're welcome. You're welcome. I haven't worn the Crocs since. Doesn't matter. The impact that you made was so good that people knew about it.

Ripples went through the fashion community. In fact, Ellie, as a special anniversary post, can we put together an album of all of Bree's Crocs looks and post it up on our Instagram and our Facebook and just with the hashtag maybe like happy one year anniversary. Yeah. On top of that, also, could we do a Clint's perm memory? No, you missed the anniversary.

That would be great. You missed the anniversary. Today is the anniversary. And I thought, seeing as it is, we could get you a gift. But I don't want to waste my money if you're not going to be into it. Last time you were very ungrateful. There's a new type of Crocs out. You don't have anything.

I don't have it. I'm not going to get it until you say you want it. No, thanks. You haven't even heard what it is. I don't need to hear it. Does the term Balenciaga ring any bells to you? Yes, I have heard of the brand Balenciaga. How about a pair of Balenciaga platform Crocs, baby?

Oh, yeah. They are horrific. But they're Balenciaga. I don't care. Balenciaga. I don't care. Balenciaga. I don't care about brand names. This is the type of shoes that Cardi B wears. You could twist an ankle in those things.

Yeah, fashion, baby. Fashion. You won't, though, because you'll wear them in sport mode. You know what it looks like? You know what it looks like? You know when you're learning to swim or if you're going on long-distance swims and you have those flotation devices that you put between your legs? Yes.

That's what it looks like. But these are for your feet and they do float as well. Do they float? Obviously, I'm not going to invest if you're not going to wear them. How much are they?

$850. Yeah, I want them. Please, Clint. I really want those. Oh no. You've started this obsession for me so now you have to buy them. If I buy them, you have to wear them.

Okay. You have to wear them for a whole week. Okay. Oh, wow. Can we find $850? Oh, Christ. Oh, no. Ross.

Oh, no. Ross, I need $850. He is shaking his head somewhere in the office right now. It's for a good cause. I could probably sell them afterwards. I could probably get some of the money back. It's bloody Balenciaga. Yeah.

Balenciaga. You can make money on those, mate. Balenciaga. Ugly. Nay. Nay. Got him. Anyway, get that album up, please, Ali, for the good memories.

That'd be great. No. No need. I'll go away and work on it. Okay. Maybe a bunning sausage is able to get the money together or something. If anyone has a pair, I'll pay two undies. Oh!

I'll pay two undies. That's pretty good. For a pair of Balenciaga Crocs. And you have to wear them. Okay. No matter what I pay for them, you have to wear them. Deal? Deal.

Okay, deal. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. Look, we talked about this yesterday, and it's one of the most viral pieces of content in the last couple of days, and it's about a vegan woman who has taken her neighbours to court. She's actually taken them to court, and about the barbecues they were having in their own backyard, but the smell was wafting into her yard.

Yeah, in her words, she was catching meat fumes coming across the fence. Yeah, and she said that it made her backyard, for her, because she's vegan, unusable. And she took them to court. Nothing happened, so now she's taking them back to court. This is her. Stila Carden is vegan, and she's fed up with the meaty smells

coming from over the fence of her Girraween home. They've put it so... You smell fish. All I smell is fish. I can't enjoy my back out. I can't go out there. She's also furious at cigarette smoke wafting into her yard, so angry she's taken her right for a fume-free existence all the way to the WA Supreme Court. It's riled a lot of people up. Yeah, it has.

And I think maybe it tugs at the heartstrings of a lot of people who have had beef, excuse the pun, with their neighbours. Oh, yeah. You know? Yeah. You know when you just have a bit of a riff with your neighbours? Do you think that's the heartstring that it pulls at? I reckon it's just...

It's a bit of that. I reckon people hate vegans. Yeah, well, that too. And I've just got this chance to go, there's one, let's get her. Not all vegans are like Cilla or whatever her name is, though. No. But in response to this, a Facebook event has been created called Community Barbecue for Cilla Carden, who is the vegan. They've organised a barbecue event to happen outside her house, which more than 2,000 people have said they're going to attend.

2,000 people are going to a barbecue outside a vegan's house. Yes, and 6,000 have indicated they're interested in the event. It reads this on the event. Don't let Cilla destroy a good old Aussie tradition. Join us for a community barbecue and help Cilla Cardin get some pork on her fork. God, people are people are people are funny but also massive assholes

Surely people aren't going to turn up No, no, of course 2,000 people aren't going to turn up to Stila's house They don't even know where she lives No, they do Oh, they found her address? They do Oh, right

Apparently her lawyers have come out and they've made comments Even if like 2% of those people show up, that's enough. Oh, it's more than enough. If there's 20 people barbecuing outside your vegan house. She won't lose it. She will lose it. She'll run them over.

She'll pull the car out of their driveway and go. That's it. I've had enough. I love that one person on this Facebook group event has commented, well, this beats Storming Area 51. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Once upon a time, there was a girl.

She was smart, debatable, talented, athletic. Not really. Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What's the Plot? Last week we played this game against a man called Charles and it was the closest game of What's the Plot we have ever had. So close, we had to go to a song

so we could come back with an instant slow motion replay. Charles, how confident are you that you got in there first? I'm super confident. Brie, how confident are you got in there first? I'm extraordinarily confident. We're going to go to a slower version to try and call this. Brie! Oh, it's me!

The movie's The Holiday! She got it. Yeah, you did get it. But I thought it was so tight that Charles deserves another chance. So we've got him back. Charles, hi. Hello. Charles, afternoon.

Bree's not happy that you're here because you're so good at this game. But I lost. You sound sick, Charles. No. Charles, you all right? Yeah, ready. You sure? Poised

Alright Let's just get into this shall we You all know the rules Charles you're playing for some mobile fuel this afternoon What am I playing for? You're playing for dignity I always am playing for that And if you win I want you to win gracefully this week

I always do I want you to keep it under control What are you talking about? Your buzzer is your name I will start reading movie plots Buzz in when you think you know what it is Don't wait for me to finish Best out of three wins

Movie number one The desire to find something real To connect with something or someone Is what drives Richard A young American backpacker Who arrives in Thailand With adventure on his mind. Etienne and Francois join him on an adventure to the beach.

Brie. Charles. The beach. The beach is correct. Yes! I've been to that beach too, Leonardo DiCaprio. Charles, you need this one, okay, mate? You need this.

Yeah, I've been there too. I went there with George. I feel like Charles and I were both like, what the hell is this movie? And then we both got it at the same time. Yeah, when I said the beach. Here we go. Movie number two.

Charles, I want you to get this, okay? I want you to get this. New parents, Mac and Kelly, move to the suburbs where they welcome an infant daughter into their lives. All goes well with the couple until the Delta Psi Beta fraternity moves in. Bree. Bree.

Oh, no. No. I believe it is Meet the Neighbours. Meet the Neighbours is incorrect. Charles. Bad Neighbours. Bad Neighbours is correct. Charles. Bad Neighbours. Bad Neighbours is correct. Damn it!

Oh, Charles. Oh, we did it, mate. We did it. We did it. We've stayed in this game. Not that I'm rooting for anybody in particular. That was a gift. I'm completely impartial.

We're back at tiebreak. What a gift. We are back at tiebreak. You idiot, Corey. You idiot. Charles, you need to be fast, okay? I love how funny Charles is. This is my favourite thing.

This is the decider. While exploring a remote canyon in Utah... Charles. Charles. 127 hours. Oh, my God. He has done it. He's done it. By Christ, he's done it. He's done it.

By Christ, he's done it. Technically, it's one-all. Technically, it's one-all. Yep. Charles, congratulations, man. Well done. Congrats, Charles. Nice game.

Yeah, thank you. That was well played. What an achievement for you, hey? Yeah. What a... I you, hey? Yeah. What a... I need a napkin. You need a... ZDM Spree and Clint, the podcast.

Any time there's a cheater or a cheating situation, it's not great. No. But obviously it can be made worse with certain circumstances, dates, anniversaries, people... People involved. Yes, people involved,iversaries, people. People involved. Yes, people involved, kids involved. Yeah. But I'm going to read you out a cheating situation,

which I think, I mean, it's not the worst I've heard, but it's pretty bad. It's pretty bad. So this is the situation. A guy, a husband, has taken to the internet to write about his wife. He says, my wife has been working on a big project for the last few months. The last four weeks or so, she had been putting in extra time, staying late, going in early to finish up the deadline. This is a career maker for her. Yesterday was our 10-year anniversary. I stopped and I got some flowers and went into her work building.

I opened her office door as it was closed. I walk in and some guy is standing behind her, nuzzling her neck, and she is reaching back over his head as she giggles and says to him, we need to get this done. Oh, on your 10 year wedding anniversary. Happy 10 year anniversary. What the hell? You're standing there with flowers

like some big dumb idiot supporting his wife and putting in overtime and she's nuzzling. Have you ever been cheated on? Hard to know. I think so. So you don't know for sure?

No, no. So you're assuming. No, but nothing like that. No marriage material. I was dating this guy once. I was probably really young. I was about 20. And I had this weird like inkling that him

and my best friend at the time, I'm going to name her Laura, there was something going on which they both assured me that there wasn't. You know when you think you're crazy. Anyway, I had a 20th birthday party at my house at the time. Heaps of people there, great time. You know, it's a birthday party. Anyway, at one point I'm like, hmm, can't find my boyfriend. And I was like, okay, that's weird. Couldn't, I

didn't see him for about 20 minutes. Yeah. Anyway, so I was looking for him and then eventually I just got this weird feeling in the gut of my stomach and I walked out onto our driveway because there was a full fence around the house. Yeah. Opened the front fence and there they are, him and Laura, my best friend. At a house party. At my house party. At your house party. For my 20th birthday party.

Yeah, it's a pretty shitty cheating situation. And then he tried to tell me that I was seeing things. It's a classic move. And I was like, oh, yep. Yeah. Haven't needed glasses up until now. Okay, so what have we got? We've got cheated on on your 10th wedding anniversary.

We've got cheated on at your 20th birthday party. With your best friend and your boyfriend involved. At your house. Yeah. You want to do this? This could be quite a grim topic. It's going to be, yeah, pretty grim. We're looking for the worst cheating situation.

Yep. So what were the circumstances that made it particularly bad? We're all in agreeance that all cheating is bad, but what was the special? What was the cherry? Yeah, what was the- What was the cherry on top of the cake? What was the unique circumstances?

Was it with your mum? Oh. You know, they're the ones we're looking for. Why was it so bad? Why was the situation so much worse? Not that I want this one to come through, but was it on your wedding day? Oh, yeah, those are the situations we're asking for. Might make me feel better.

0800 dial ZM. We'll come back with the worst cheating stories we can find after this. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Open to can of worms this afternoon. Yeah. We're talking about, I'm not going to say ugly people, we're going to say ugly deeds. We're talking about

the worst possible cheating situations. So there's a story about a guy who found out that his wife was cheating on him on their 10th wedding anniversary with a work colleague. He walked in holding flowers. Yeah. And she was holding something else. Jinx. I said I'd been cheated on at my 20th birthday party by my boyfriend. You're the guest of honour. Yeah. At my house. At your house.

And my best friend was the other person. Well, it's your party. You can cry if you want to, I guess. Literally. Or scream. Or punch someone. Yeah, do whatever I want. Completely up to you.

There's a lot of horrible texts coming through. Now, we told you this would be a dark topic. Yes. But the texts are incredible. But some people are here for it. Do you want to go first? Someone texted through and they said, my ex hooked up with my

my ex hooked up with his father's fiance at the engagement party. My ex hooked up with his father's fiance at the oh Christ, that took me a minute to process. It's bad. So you got cheated on and your dad also got cheated on. No, his dad.

His dad. He did it to his dad. Oh, he did it to his own dad. Yes. God. Glory of May. Alicia's here. Hey, Alicia. Hey, how's it going? Tell us what happened. What's the terrible cheating situation? I had a tumour in my lower back and I got cheated on while

having the operation. Shut the hell up. You got cheated on while you were being operated on for a tumour? Yep. What a piece of absolute work. Did they remove the tumour okay? Yep, no, I'm all good now. Did you

remove him okay? Yep, definitely. Let's remove something else of his ride, Alicia. Yeah, you know how you were saying you got that feeling? Yes. It was with one of the girls. Yeah, you know how you were saying you got that feeling? Yes. It was with one of the girls that, like, you know how you get that feeling and you're like, I just don't know about her.

And they're like, no, no, no, no, she's a friend. It's a real thing, hey? Yeah, definitely. That feeling where they go, oh, you're being crazy. The gut feeling. Always trust your gut. Oh, you've just made so many people uncomfortable with that comment. Hi, Amanda.

Hi. Tell us about the horrible cheating situation. Well, when I was 18, first boyfriend, I was two months pregnant, and I walked him off the flight, walked into mine and my sister's house, twin sister's house, and found them in bed together. You were pregnant and he cheated on you with your sister? Twin sister, yes.

Twin sister? Identical? No. Oh, no excuse. He could have been like, oh, thought it was you. There's a text very similar to yours, Amanda. Someone said,

I walked in on my husband and my sister getting it on, on Christmas Eve at my mum's house. I was four months pregnant with our third child. Oh! Amanda, this might make you feel better too. Someone also texted and said, my ex cheated

on me when we went on a family holiday to Fiji with my identical twin sister. Oh! So you're not the only one. family holiday to Fiji with my identical twin sister. Oh, I'm in bed. So you're not the only one. Who are these people who think they can keep it in the family and they'll get away with it? And also, what's the deal with going with an identical twin?

Like, surely if you're going to cheat, you'd look for a bit of change, wouldn't you? Honestly, there's some real interesting humans. Let's talk to Lisa last. Hey, Lisa. Hi, Lisa. Hi. I have a feeling this isn't going to be good.

What's the cheating situation? So I was just about to go into hospital to have our second child together. Okay. And I got a message from someone's Facebook page that said that she'd set up a dummy profile and she told me that she was with him when I thought he was late home from work. Wait.

Please tell me you weren't at the hospital having the baby. No, I was booked in for a C-section the following week. So you had to go the next week and have your kid that belonged to this guy and all the while you know he's cheating on you. What did you do? and have your kid that belonged to this guy and all the while you know he's cheating on you. Yeah.

What did you do? What did you do? Well, I had a toddler and a newborn and recovering from a C-section and I wasn't expecting the right frame of mind to be telling him to leave. So he went to counselling and we thought we'd sort it all out.

Fast forward six years later and I caught him cheating on me again, so I told him that. Wow. I'm getting divorced later this month. Congratulations. So, Lisa, you win. Yeah.

Not that you want to win, but that is absolutely horrific. But you're better off without him. Thanks for sharing with us this afternoon. Whose idea was it to do this? Yours! It was your idea. Yeah, I feel bad. Poor Lisa.

Can we get her a prize or something? For God's sake, let's get her a prize. We're just about to do Birthday Banger. Before then, we've received quite a weird call. Someone saying they set an alarm yesterday because you said 24 hours time from yesterday's steak eating challenge, you would give everybody a bowel movement update.

Now, I don't know if that's an update that ZDM listeners actually want, but it is one that you promised. So there is at least one person out there. I'm not saying do it. I'm just saying someone said an alarm. Fine. Here we go. Quick update.

It's code constipated. You're telling me you're still 1.2 kilos heavier. I have not even eaten anything today because I'm so full. You don't need to. You've got all your protein in one hit. You're good to go. All right. Birthday banger.

Let's get your birthdays. Figure out what was number one on your 16th. Hi, Hannah. Hi, how are you? Good, Hannah. What's your birthday? My birthday is August 3rd, 1994. Okay, you were 16 in 2010 on the 3rd of August,

and this is your birthday banger. We gon' rock this club. We gon' go all night. He was so good at Friday Jams Live last year. Come on, that was the best. Tayo Cruz, were you there? No. You can relate, you can relate.

I can imagine. He's got bangers, Tayo Cruz. Yeah, you forget how many bangers he's got. Also, you don't realise that he's British until you hear him talk as well. Oh, really? So British. Yeah. Hello, I'm Tayo Cruz. Okay, Hannah, wait there. We'll see if you're the winner. Greer. Hi, Greer. Oh, really? So British. Yeah. Hello, I'm Tayo Cruz. Okay.

Hannah, wait there. We'll see if you're the winner. Greer. Hi, Greer. Hi, Greer. Hi. What's your birthday, Greer? 17th of August, 2000.

Okay. You were 16 in 2016 on the 17th of August. And back in 2016, this was number one. Justin Bieber and Major Lazer. Cold Water. How do you feel about that for your birthday banger? Could be better, but it could be worse. That's exactly what I thought too.

I like Major Lazer. Yeah, I don't know if it's iconic Major Lazer. Not yet. Yeah, you're absolutely right. Could always be worse. Let's go to Blair. Hey, Blair. Hi, Blair.

Hey, how you doing? Good, thanks. What's your birthday? 4th of February, 1989. Okay, Blair. Hi, Blair. Hey, how you doing? Good, thanks. What's your birthday? 4th of February, 1989. Okay, you were 16 in 2005 on the 4th of February, and on that day, this was number one. Speaking of Friday Jams Live, he's performing this year at Friday Jams Live.

The Savage. You get Kiwi icon Savage in Swing. Are you happy with that, Blair? It's a good past, best, present Friday Jams rival. Yeah, right? It's good. For me, that's the winner of Birthday Banger this week. I'd give it to Savage.

Yeah. That's my vote. I do love that song from Savage. Does it get your vote? Nah, I think I'm going to. Nah, I'm just joking. It gets my vote. You're going to give it to Savage?

Yeah. Oh, Blair, she really kept us guessing there. Oh, shut up. She really took us to the edge. You shut it. Oh, what a cliffhanger. You win, Blair. Congrats, mate.

Enjoy. Nice work, Blair. Nice. Thank you. Bree and Clint, birthday bangers. See you. Now drop it low and let me see your hips down to the floor Now let me see your hips Lean back, girl, you got some mean racks

You got a mean ass and I really mean that But can't you see that I need a girl that can move Make her hips and look just like you But I've got to think about it, I think this club is crowded It's kinda hard to do your thing when everyone's surrounded So let me form a circle, everybody step back I heard somebody yell, Savage with a chorus sound Oh shit, I'm moving like a gypsy

Stop, won't back it up, now let me see your hips Oh shit, I'm moving like a gypsy Stop, won't back it up, now let me see your hips Now drop it low, Now let me see your hips swing Now drop it low And let me see your hips swing Down to the floor Now let me see your hips swing Now drop it low

And let me see your hips swing Down to the floor Now let me see your hips swing Uh-oh, let it pop Ladies drop it like it's hot Hell yeah, that's the spot Now bring it back to the top Stop, whoa, now back it up Now back it up Let it rise up once you're done Shake it, you're drunk as a twerk Outro Music Outro Music ZM, Brian Clint, the winner of Birthday Banger.

This week it's Savage. It's iconic. He's opening Friday Jams Live as well. Yep. He's going to be on stage, New Zealand's biggest stage, live at Western Springs Arena. If you want to see him, you can get your tickets now. And the rest.

Oh, and the rest. And the rest. And the rest. Oh, Savage Garden. I reckon they might be the mystery act. At Friday Jams Live. If they were the mystery act, I would be D-E-D dead. I was looking up another Savage song to play on the back of that

and then I landed on Savage Garden. I was like, oh, how good's Savage Garden? How good was Savage Garden? Like a Chicka Cherry Cola. Cannonballs? Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. A very, very, very famous person has been caught on camera.

Because you can't do anything these days without it being caught on camera. Caught on camera picking his own earwax and eating it. Allegedly. It's on video. Yeah, but they think He was even like Picking out a piece of gum From behind his ear Right

They don't know That celebrity is Kanye West That don't kill me In the video And it's very It's not like it's a grainy Like paparazzi video The guy's standing next to him

It's at one of Kanye's Sunday services I I think. And then Kim kisses him straight after he eats it. Yeah, so he goes to his ear, has a pick, then goes directly to the mouth, and then they have a kiss. Who's eating earwax? You guys know who Kevin Rudd is, right?

The former Australian Prime Minister? Kevin 07. Yeah. He was, yeah, Prime Minister of Australia for a while. There was a video that did the rounds of him, and he was sitting in Parliament, and he was in the background of, like, someone speaking. Yeah. And he did the same thing.

Who eats earwax? It was so rank. Actually, can we get a little bit of an honesty? Because people do some gross things, especially in the privacy of their own homes. Just a quick consensus. I don't. Do you eat earwax?

No, never have. Out to producers. Ben, Do you eat earwax? No, never have. Out to producers. Ben, do you eat earwax? No, not regularly. Ellie? No, I don't. No, I definitely don't. What about, what's our thoughts on the old goober?

No. Eating a boogie? I gag at the thought of it, but I could do that over earwax probably. Right. Yeah. But you're not a fan. No, I'm not. It's not one of my favourite meals.

No. But when would you have to do it though? Don't know. Let's think of a scenario. When would you have to? Where you'd have to eat it. Yeah. We're talking about boogie, right?

Yeah. Right? We're talking about boogie. Never. Why would you have to eat it? But that's what I'm saying. When would be a situation where you have to? I'm trying to think of a situation where I couldn't flick it

or wipe it on the side of the seat. Don't ooh me, mate. That's exactly what I do. That's exactly what we all do. And then you call people who eat it more disgusting and you guys are putting it all on your seats and stuff. Are you an eater? No, I'm usually a tissue person.

Yeah. I love to have a good pick with the tissue. This is some behind the scenes chat. Our company, the ZM company, has banned tissues. I don't want to talk about that because it makes me angry. The company has outlawed tissues. We no longer produce tissues. Does this make you feel gross, Ellie?

I mean, no. If you were like phlegmy it would though. Oh no, don't tell me you got one. Oh, she's got gold. Do you want to see it? No, I don't. No, I really don't. Like, I actually don't. Bree's running out to the producers to you. That is going to make me bloody get. Ben, you can't hold her down, mate.

You can't hold her down. Get away from me. No, get her out of here. Okay, Brie's gone out to the producers studio. It's a tiny one. Can you let Ben know he can't hold people down? Yeah, that is an HR issue. She's me, the one trying.

Why are you shoving bogey in my face? I think the bogey is less of an issue. Be careful, everybody. Be careful out there, guys. There's cameras everywhere. Yeah. And if you're eating earwax. Look careful, everybody. Be careful out there, guys. There's cameras everywhere. Yeah. And if you're eating earwax, look on your face.

Get in the bin. We were talking earlier about cheating. That's one way that your family can be torn apart, right? If someone is cheating. Here's a story where no one has done anything wrong and at the same time it may mean the end of their marriage. One lady has bought her husband a DNA test, like an Ancestry.com style DNA test.

Right. Have you done one of those before? No, I don't like the idea of some company owning my DNA. I'm seriously worried about some data bank of my DNA being in some other country. Because they're going to make clones of you. Nah. Out of everyone in the world, they're like, yeah, let's make clones of Clint.

I've seen Making a Murderer. Okay, once they've got your DNA, they can do whatever you want with it. They can. Damn it, I've done one. This lady bought one for her husband and the results have come back and turns out that her and her husband are first cousins. Well, shit. They're married. First cousins, but it's fine because you've got your cousins.

Yeah. And then you've got your first cousins. No, I think that's your cousins. And then you've got your second cousins. No, I think it goes cousins, second cousins. I was doing a quote from Mean Girls. Oh, okay, okay, okay. This is someone's marriage, okay, if you could hold the jokes.

Huh? This is someone's marriage we're talking about. They've got a two-year-old. Could be worse. How? Could be brother and sister. Yeah, okay, yeah, could be worse. Yeah.

They've got a two-year-old together. Oh, so they've got kids. Yeah, they've got kids together. They are not to blame because they did their research. They did grow up in a small town together. Oh, do you think they knew though? No. So they've gone back up their family trees and they don't cross over,

which means that it's more likely that someone in their parents or grandparents' generation had cheated and no one's known about it until now. Okay, well, that's really not their fault, is it? Because now they've got a blood relation. No, it's not their fault. And they're already married and they've got a baby. Oh, no.

What do you do? What do you do? Oh, well, you just kind of say. You marry. Oh, well, shit happens. Do you? Yeah, well, I mean, you've already got kids. If you didn't have kids, oh, but still.

But then you know. Because once you know, you know. I told you, this is the second time I've told this story today on the show. Those two people from, I grew up in a small town and these two people at my school, a guy and a girl, they started dating. They had the same last name. Like, and it's an unusual last name.

It's not like Smith. And we're all like, are you guys cousins? Are you sure you're not cousins? And they're like, no, we're not cousins. There's no way. Anyway, they kissed. And then two weeks later came out that they were cousins. Family reunion.

What's the last name? I'm not saying the last name. Well, I want to know the last name Because if it's like Okay turn off the mics I'll tell you If it's like Eugenstein or something like that Yeah you say it's unusual which is a red flag I'll turn the mics off

Yeah okay right You ready? Yep You left my mic on Bree and Clint The podcast ZM This story is quite scary

Yeah So I just want you to brace yourself This story is quite scary. Yeah. So I just want you to brace yourself. A seven-year-old girl has been left too scared to sleep after she was woken up by two men outside her bedroom pooing on the family car. That's disgusting That poor girl That poor car

Can you imagine the girl waking up And she's like Oh there's men outside And they're pooing on our car Right okay Ah okay So they initially believed So the parents of the daughter

She told the parents And they initially believed That she was having a nightmare. Go back to bed. But the next morning when they went out to check their car, they were greeted with a pile of human feces on their car roof. On the roof too. Looking back at the CCTV, they found one man.

What is wrong with people? They found one man who climbed on top of the car, and then he defecated just after 5 a.m. on September the 1st. Do we have a motive? Do we know if it's a revenge attack or anything? So far, no. But there has been comment made by the mother. Do you want to hear what she said?

Yeah. She goes, She goes, We thought our daughter was having a nightmare and we did not believe her. Then in the morning, we found this huge human poo on the roof of our car. Can you imagine the chat they had to have when they apologised to the girl?

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