ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 6th 2018

Episode Date: September 6, 2018

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ZM! Let's go! Now let me see you dance! ZM's Brie and Clint! Good afternoon everybody! Welcome to the show, Brie and Clint. It's not normal that we would do this but we have a special guest in the show already.

I feel uncomfortable and you know when I feel uncomfortable it means Ross Boss is around. Ross! I didn't think we were actually being serious here. No we are. No no you decided to walk in 15 seconds before we go on air, so. This is my studio. I'll do what I want. Oh, yeah.

Well, you're right about that, Boss. You're such a relatable 42-year-old. You're such a relatable unemployed 28-year-old. This is awkward. Hey, Ross, what's happening on the show today? Do you want me to tell you what happens? Yeah. Birthday Banger, that's what's happening.

Oh, yeah. Maybe a better song than yesterday. Would that be? What was the song yesterday? Did you not like yesterday's song? OMC, How Bizarre. No, done with it. Done with it.

You're done with it? Done with it. Would you say Birthday Banger is your favourite segment on our show? It has the potential to be my favourite segment. Right. There's a few times where I've hovered over some buttons on my side that could stop your buttons from working. Right.

Haven't had to do it just yet. There was one time you didn't hover and you stopped the whole thing. Yeah. That was fair, though. Okay. This is getting a little bit standoffish, so... A bit in-house as well.

Yeah, it's going to... Yeah, all right. Let's push it back to the audience. Who are you again? Your boss, mate. Oh, that's right. Hey, if you want to win for yourself a double pass to the All Blacks in Wellington versus the Springboks,

you need to be listening at 4.30. We're going to give those away. Plus, I've got a brand new pair of Crocs for you this afternoon too, Brie. Oh, I can't wait. Cannot wait. I saw people. There was someone who I met in the street on my way to work who said, can you just stay there for a second?

I need to Snapchat this. That's no joke. Yeah, that's what happens to high fashion people. You're getting, that's called street style. I'm sure that's what she was writing on Snapchat. You're going to end up on a blog. Up next, I'm going to tell you about someone who's become a vegetarian who you would never think ever possible.

Okay. And it's not you, Clint. All right, we'll do it after Demi Lovato. This. And it's not you, Clint. All right. We'll do it after Demi Lovato. This is Sorry Not Sorry. Bree and Clint, ZDM. ZDM's Bree and Clint.

Clint, I think one of my favourite things would be when people embarrass themselves on breakfast television. Oh, yeah. You know when it just gets real awkward? Well, that show's always live. Because it's live. And when it happens, it's out there. Like, it's not like you can go, oh, please don't broadcast this. It's great.

Yeah. And I found a clip of this lady who was over in, I'm pretty sure it's England, and she was on Breakfast Time TV, and they'd gotten her on the show because she said her dog has turned vegetarian. Oh, really? Anyway, this is a piece of her... How does a dog turn vegetarian? How does a dog even verbalise that?

Make that decision. Yeah. This is a piece of her talking about how her dog eats certain things and how he made the decision. So you thought, you know what, I'm going to try Storm on vegetables. Yeah? Exactly. Actually, no, I'd say more, not necessarily just vegetables, but a proliferator.

She's a carb fiend, essentially. And she's always been of that inclination anyway. I'm not a vegetarian. I'm not a vegan. I'm actually quite far from it. The dog is a carb fiend. So no one in her family is vegetarian, but she decided her dog was vegetarian. Don't dogs just eat whatever you put in front of them?

And isn't a dog's favorite thing in the world a bone? You'd think so, mate. You'd think so. Anyway, this is the best. The hosts then spring on this woman who's got the dog there, which is named Storm. They bring out two bowls

of food. One's filled with vegetables. The other's filled with vegetables the others filled with meat this is what happens they've got two bowls here right one is full of vegetables and one is full of meat oh amen storm storm we hate to put the temptation in front of you but it's super much right let her go let her go oh. Oh, she's obviously going to go. Obviously. Oh, you little... Yes. I didn't swear. And there is

natural selection. Yeah, she went for the meat. I'm pretty sure that was a foregone conclusion. So who's this lady who said that her dog decided to... What's even the motivation?

What's she trying to do? She's not even vegetarian. I don't even understand. So apparently the dog wasn't eating its food and she thought, oh, the dog must be vegetarian. And then now they only feed her carbs and vegetables. I've never heard of it. I've heard of it happening,

but I've heard that it's a form of animal cruelty that you can't, like you shouldn't, like they're meat eaters. They are. They're meat eaters. Well, they're both. They eat both.. They're meat eaters. Well, they're both. They eat both. Our dog used to eat apples. Oh, yeah.

Loved them. Yeah, but they're not, like if they had the choice, they're not opting for- Also chowed down on rabbits and bones and all other types of stuff. They're not opting for a grilled zucchini, are they? I think it's going to be a bit of a needle in a haystack this afternoon, but 0800DIALZM, is your pet a vegetarian? You're not going to get anyone. I think we will.

I met a woman at Countdown once and I don't know how we got into the conversation, but I was chatting to her and she told me that her dog was a vegetarian. Hang on, so you mean by pet, do you mean cats and dogs? Cats and dogs. What if someone calls up and says, my guinea pig only eats celery?

We're talking cats and dogs. Okay, cool. Cats and dogs. Cats and dogs. What if someone calls up and says, my guinea pig only eats celery? We're talking cats and dogs. Okay, cool. Cats and dogs. You can text us on 9696 or call 0800-DAL-ZM. Sometimes you've got to be quite specific. True. I didn't think about that. ZDM's Bree and Clint.

So a woman over in the UK went onto breakfast television claiming her dog was a vegetarian. The breakfast host then sprung on her and the dog named Storm two bowls of food. One was filled with vegetables,

one was filled with meat. This is what happened. They've got two bowls here, right? Oh no. One is full of vegetables and one is full of meat. Storm. Oh, Eamon.

Storm. Storm, we hate to put the temptation in front of you but it's over with you. You ready for lunch, Storm? Right? Let her go. Let her go. Oh, she's obviously going to go. Obviously in front of you, but it's up to you. You ready for lunch, Storm? Right? Let her go. Should I go or go?

Let her go. Oh, she's obviously going to go. Obviously. Oh, you little... Yes. I didn't swear. Oh. And there is natural selection.

I reckon after they left, she had a stern word to that dog, which is like, you've made me look stupid. We talked about this. Storm, you've made me look stupid on TV. You're a vegetarian, Storm. We're asking this afternoon on 0800 dial ZM or you can text us, is your dog or cat a vegetarian? Someone texted and said, my nana's cat only ate rations.

I love the chips. That's amazing. Chris, hey, how are you? Hello, Chris. Hi, good, hi. Is your dog or cat a vegetarian? Well, not necessarily vegetarian, but the youngest daughter would feed him Weet-Bix

because that's what she'd have for breakfast. Hang on, hang on. Cat or dog? A dog. A dog, a miniature poodle, and he was a pain in the, yep. Beehive. So, so fussy and so that whenever she'd have Weet-Bix with warm milk yeah same for him oh warm milk as well because I was gonna say does the cat

prefer cold or warm milk does it have like a light dusting of sugar on top maybe half a can of fruit salad yeah and then would have to feed the dog with a teaspoon. Oh, my God. Chris. Such a pain. Yeah, and I loved him, but I hated him because he just... And what? That's the only thing he would eat? Oh, no, that.

But he also liked rice crackers. So if I used to put dog biscuits, I used to crumble up rice crackers in it. And he would actually just, like, sniff out the rice crackers and leave dog biscuits. He also loves caviar and lobster tails. Miniature poodle, fancy dog, fancy diet. I think that's what you get with that. Tracy, hi. Hi Tracy. Hi, how you doing? Is your dog or cat a vegetarian?

It's my son's dog. Tell us about it. He only eats biscuits and he has this other frozen food that looks like it comes out from underneath a sharing shed. It looks absolutely disgusting. Now, I can't help but hear you laughing as you say that it's your son's dog.

Do you feel like the dog is the vegetarian or your son may be on a little bit of a journey at the moment and has made the dog be a vegetarian? Yeah, definitely we had our questions when this first came up, but apparently he is allergic to meat. Oh, okay. No, no, if that's true then... Is that an actual

vet that has said that? Tracy? Yes, yes, a vet. And he would come out in a rash and lick himself to death all around every bit that had this rash. Dogs do that a lot of the time anyway. Yeah, exactly.

Well, we're not vets. If you gave him a bottle of meat, he would eat it. For sure. Not vegetarian by choice. Finally, Cherie, do you have a vegetarian animal? Yeah, well, I don't. My cousin actually has a vegan dog, a German Shepherd. A vegan dog?

Yeah. I mean, she's vegan and has been since she was really little, so we all think it's definitely, like, mother-generated. But, yeah, he's been vegan for, like, five, six years and even has his own Facebook page, which I think is just a bit nuts. Does the vegan dog also have, like, sleeve tattoos and works as a barista in a coffee shop in downtown? Wears those earrings with the big stretches in them as well. I mean, it would make more sense with a German Shepherd dog,

but no, he's just, he's a bit of a nutter, really. But he's cute. And how many people follow him on Facebook? Sorry? How many people follow the dog on Facebook? I don't know. I stopped following Jack's Facebook page a while back. Is it Jack?

Jack's the name's dog? The dog's name? Jack the vegan German shepherd from Facebook. Yeah. How do you know that the dog's vegan though? He tells you about it. Don't worry, he'll tell you. Zinian's brain clad.

Why don't we try and give someone free tickets to the All Blacks? Atmosphere, tension, you name it, it's here. Free! I love how you say try. Yeah, it is try. Well, you're... I'm one from two. You've got a 50% record with this.

The All Blacks will play the Springboks next weekend in Wellington. ZDM has the ultimate All Blacks experience up for grabs. That's flights, accommodation and Category All Blacks experience up for grabs. That's flights, accommodation and Category A tickets for two up for grabs. God, how much are those worth? That's a big prize. A lot. To win that, you just have to register for it at ZM online. We can

give you a free double pass right now though. Yeah, we're playing for a double pass. Welcome to the show, Kyra. Hi, Kyra. Hi. Now, have you heard how Bree's been going with this competition so far? Don't sigh. Well, we ask her all back questions and she does her best to answer them. I haven't heard, no, actually.

I missed it yesterday. I'm really going to try, Kyra. I really want to win for you, okay? Okay, good luck. Thank you. Now. I'll need it. You are Australian. Yes. I'll need it. You are Australian.

Yes. I've made sure that this question includes Australia today, okay? Mm-hmm. To try and help you. Well, if it's about the Wallabies, I'm not going to know because no one's following that team anymore. Kyra, even if you know, you can't shout out the answer, okay? Okay.

Bree. So Kyra can go to the game okay next weekend yep the All Blacks will play South Africa

in Wellington on September the 15th as part of a competition called the Rugby Championship yep which of the following

countries is not in the Rugby Championship is it A Australia Which of the following countries is not in the rugby championship? Is it A, Australia, B, France, or C, Argentina? Kyra, come on. Kyra, do you know the answer? I think so.

You and I have talked about this. Yeah. I've been trying to educate you. Yeah. Because I want to go to a game with you. Yes. And I definitely want to go to a game. I feel like I do have a bit of knowledge about this because I have spoken to you about it. Yeah. Well, do you think Australia is in there? Yes. You do? I do believe think Australia is in there? Yes. You do? I do believe. I don't know why they're still invited, but yes. So you're just working between France and Argentina here?

It's France and Argentina. One of those teams is not part of the rugby championship, but which? I know Argentina has had some good teams in the past. Oh. Kyra, you should appreciate how seriously she's taking this. I'm so serious. I can hear she's really, like, trying. Let's make it more real.

I'm trying to get something out of Clint's face, Kyra. Let's make it even more real. Who's the person that you want to go to the All Blacks with, Kyra? Who are we playing for? You and who? I would take my boyfriend. Oh, that'd be nice. And he would love it.

Or if I can't make it to Wellington, I'll gift it to my sister and her boyfriend because they're studying really hard down there. Oh, how selfless. For God's sake. You've got to choose one. It's 50-50. I'm going to go with my gut.

And I'm going to say it's B, France. You're going to say France. France. Is not. Is not. In the championship. In the championship.

What a try, New Zealand! Yes! I did it! Yes, Kyra! You're welcome. Kyra, we've got Thanks, thank you. You're welcome. Kyra, we've got two tickets for you to be there when the All Blacks play the Springboks, okay? Congratulations.

Awesome, thank you, guys. I've never clenched my butt cheeks so tight. You're welcome, Kyra. Enjoy that. Before the show, Bree said to me, make a cushion hard today, okay? I was too easy yesterday. Mate, I'm going well.

Make it harder tomorrow. Zedian's brilliant clip. Brianna Tomasell is having an image overhaul inspired by me. You could call me your Donatella Versace. You could call me your Karamo. Oh, no, who's that? Tan France of Queer Eye. I'm really just, you know, taking you to the next level.

Target. Look, what I've done is I've organised you a pair of Crocs for every day of this week. They're a hot ticket item and I've got a hot piece of information that they are the next most fashionable piece of footwear. For the last 24 hours, you've been wearing camo Crocs. I've actually been inspired this week to not care what people think because I've had no choice and I've had to wear these in public. Really?

So are you saying that I actually have changed your life? A little bit. Because it's actually been the first day honestly, it was like and I sound so stupid and I shouldn't care, but I was actually embarrassed. Why? You look good. The crocs with the flames on them.

Yeah, the flame crocs. The pink ones have been my favourite. I think I might keep them. Okay, well, you're welcome to keep them all. That's the thing. Today, in theme, we took you for a hunting and fishing photo shoot, which, if you'd like to see, is going live on Instagram right now. Okay? The pictures are up Instagram and Facebook.

You haven't seen them yet. I think the most disturbing thing about the full-on camo photo shoot was the fact that Dean, our boss here, owns all of that gear. Yeah, he bought you every single piece of hunting equipment he owns. Like, who is buying that? Our boss Dean, that's who. I'm about to reveal to you your very first picture. This one I like to call mountaineering. Oh, Boss Dean, that's who. I'm about to reveal to you your very first picture. This one I like to call mountaineering.

Oh, my God. That's so good. Your second picture I like to call aerial assault. Bree is hanging from a cliff upside down, completely confronted. But that's the practicality of the shoe, you see. It's so realistic. That's the power of a good croc. Producer Ellie, you've done an amazing job.

Does it even look photoshopped? What an incredible job. The final picture of you in your hunting and fishing themed photo shoot. Is this your favourite? It looks like it's your favourite. Deep in the wetlands as you finally locate the croc you've been looking for.

Holy hell. If that's not the next ad campaign for camo crocs, I don't know what is. If this is not what they put on every hunting and fishing store in the country, then they are missing an absolute trick. You know who I look like? Who? I look like a futuristic Bindi Irwin.

Yeah, you do. Like an aggressive Bindi Irwin. You kind of look like outdoors with Jeff's wife a little bit as well. Oh, my God. I can't believe that's me. I understand this big reveal has been very visual, but they are on our social media right now. The pictures have just gone live so you can see them on our Instagram.

Can I keep these? Oh, really? Do you like them? I actually don't mind them. Yeah, please. Makes me look really outdoorsy. See, I told you. I told you by the end of the week you'd be coming around to this. Holy hell, that is so funny, Producer Ellie.

You've nailed that. You've nailed that. I've got one more pair of Crocs for you today as well. And we'll give them to you a little bit later, all right? Yeah, I can't deal with that anymore. You just enjoy the camo for now. Oh, look at the knife.

Look at my hunting knife. Zinian's Bree and Clint. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger. Feel something good in my waters today. Yeah? I just have that feeling around that area.

Today's the day we're going to find a real banger for Birthday Banger. I hope so. Okay. I do. All you've got to do is call us. You just need to have a birthday. We'll put it into the computer and find out what's number one on your 16th birthday. Let's go to Bailey first.

Hello, Bailey. Hi. What's your birthday? 21st of November, 1998. Okay, Bailey, you were 16 in 2014 on the 21st of November, and this is your birthday banger. Yes. Banger.

Absolute banger. Freaks, Timmy Trumpet and Savage. You're in the box seat, Bailey. Well done. I like it, Bailey. Cool. Okay. Next, we're going to go with Logan.

Hey, Logan. Hello, Logan. Hello. I believe it's your birthday today. It is my birthday today. Awesome. Happy birthday. Have you had a good one?

It's been a great day so far. That's awesome. Now, unfortunately, just because it's your birthday, it doesn't mean it can get a bad birthday banger over the line. So we've got our fingers crossed for you, okay? Okay, fingers crossed. Okay, so obviously it's today. What year?

1995. Okay, Logan, you were 16 in 2011 on the 6th of September, and on that day, this was number one. Yeah, it's good. Bang on. This song took time for me to grow on me. I was like, oh, no, not keen. What do you think of Christina in the middle of it?

Yeah, owns it. So good. Yeah, I'm a fan. You're a fan, Logan? You like it? Okay, cool it. So good. I'm a fan. You're a fan? You like it? Okay, cool. I like it. You have one person standing in your way, actually,

and that person is Tony. Hey, Tony. Hi, Tony. Hey. What's your birthday, Tony? 4th of February, 1977. Oh, this is what we like, Tony. You were 16 in 1993 on the 4th of February,

and top of the charts on that day was this. And I will always love you. Tony. Oh, my God. Sorry, Logan. Happy birthday. Happy birthday, Logan. Mic drop from Tony.

Okay, Tony. You have the best birthday banger ever. You have the best birthday banger ever. You have the greatest birthday banger so far. Possibly. We're not there yet though. It needs to get played before it really counts. I have control of the buttons, but there is

someone at ZM who could override me. We're just going to do it, okay? As if we're not playing Whitney Houston, I will always love you. We're just going to put it in and see what if we're not playing Whitney Houston, I will always love you. We're just going to put it in and see what happens, okay? Let's just see how we go. Let's do it. Oh, God.

So good. Singing in the car, New Zealand. Let's just enjoy it as long as it lasts. Bree and Clint. This is birthday banger on ZM. Oh, my God. It's best I ever. I would only be in your way. This is birthday banger on ZM. Oh, my God. It's best I ever.

So I'll go. What's better than Ariana Grande? No. No. I'll think of you. Still going? No, the ads are going to play. Come on, Ross. Ross, if you're listening right now, if you're listening, please.

If I ask you one thing this year, please let this play. And I will always love you. I will always love you. Brie and Clint This is birthday banger Oh my god Here we go All together It's done Matt It's done

You have no idea It's over How hard we had to fight Ross Mate you've lost It's done, Matt. It's done. You have no idea. It's over. How hard we had to fight, Ross. Mate, you've lost. I just don't understand it. I just wanted to come and say this song's great. It's something you did.

You tried to override the entire computer. Oh, my God. Must be a bug on the system, Matt. I don't know. It's a good song. I've literally put Ross in the best scrum rugby's ever seen. You're going to hold down a door, man. I literally, lucky I was wearing these Crocs.

Great grip. I held you out of the studio. I'm exhausted. Shall we play it again? Yeah, one more time. Zinian's brilliant club. I mentioned before that the World Health Organisation has put out criteria for what classifies as lazy. This makes me nervous.

This is interesting because of the way that it reflects on New Zealand. Right. As a country. So the issue with laziness is obvious. They're saying it leads to things like heart problems and heart disease and type 2 diabetes and, you know, all that stuff you don't want.

The main countries that are driving a global trend upwards and laziness are Germany. Really? The United States. Given. And New Zealand. And the Kiwis. Us. It's us.

Why? It's bloody number eight wire, go kick the bloody ball around, go for a tramp in the National Park. I was going to say there's so many cool mountains and ski mountains and all that kind of stuff here. Interestingly, and somewhat controversially, women are becoming lazier faster than men. What do you mean? The women surveyed,

and they surveyed almost 2 million people for this, the World Health Organization, so it's legit. Women are going faster up the sedentary stakes than men are, except in the countries where women still take charge of domestic tasks, they've said. Oh. I'm just reading the stats. Oh,. Oh. I'm just reading the stats. Oh, come on.

I'm just reading the stats. I'm just reading the stats. Interesting. So what are the things? Do you want to know the criteria that according to the WHO I mean, I'd rather just makes you lazy. be oblivious and live my life and go home and watch Netflix tonight?

Well, I can tell you right now, okay? You can do this. But I can't be bothered. Just kidding. Tell me. And you can figure this out for yourself. It's very easy. It's actually just one question.

Literally one question. One question. Okay. In the last week. Oh, no. Oh, no. In the last seven days, have you done 150 minutes of moderate exercise or 75 minutes of vigorous exercise? Yep.

Who has? Pinocchio. Who has? You lie. Who is doing that? Well, 150 minutes. Oh, that's actually not that much. Let's break it down. It, that's actually not that much.

Let's break it down. It's about two and a half hours. Is that correct? About two and a half hours. 60s, 120, and then 30. Two and a half hours. Mate, I haven't been to the gym for three months. You know what it is.

You base it out over five days and have the weekends off. That's 30 minutes a day you've got to push play. That's what they're asking you to do. That's not even that much. So tell us Bree According to the World Health Organisation Do you classify as lazy? Well there's a good reason

That I haven't done it this week Yeah I've been wearing Crocs Yeah but we did the fitness workout in the Crocs remember? So technically Yeah no I'm still not there. I'm in there as well. Still not there. You're in there too.

I'm in there as well. That's heaps. That's a fair amount. That's five full 30-minute workouts, you know? It's more than just going for a walk. That's a lot. They're setting unrealistic laziness goals for us. I mean, maybe, you know, if they said half an hour for the week,

that's achievable. Let's do something. Let's bring the whole whanau in here. 0800 dial ZM. You just call us and we will pick just from talking to you whether you classify as clinically lazy or not. Based on that question? Based on that question.

Awesome. Okay, I'm up for this. We won't ask you the actual question. We'll dance around the question and we'll see if you're a lazy person. 0800 dials at M. We'll guess if you're lazy. Zinni is brilliant, Clint. The World Health Organization.

These are the people who like control everything. Yeah, they make everyone feel bad too. Well, they're the guys who are in charge, if there's like a bird flu outbreak and like they set like fitness goals for everybody, they've come out and said what classifies as lazy. Just let me sit at home, order my Uber Eats and eat my bag of grated cheese.

Well, you don't need to be a scientist to know that that probably qualifies as a good time. Right. That's what I was going to say. New Zealand qualifies as a good time. Right. That's what I was going to say. New Zealand is lazier than ever before. New Zealand is one of the leading laziness countries going forward, which I was shocked to learn. I was really shocked to learn.

Yeah, that's crazy. Bree and I both fit into the category of lazy because we do less than 150 minutes of moderate exercise or 75 minutes of vigorous exercise a week. Oh, what kind of motivated person's doing that every week? Let's see if we can guess where you sit on the scale. Hannah, hi. Hi, Hannah.

Hello. Hey. What did you have for dinner last night, Hannah? I actually, oh, I had a stir fry last night for dinner. I took a stir fry. Healthy, healthy, healthy. Stir fry. Yeah.

Do you own anything from the company Lululemon? No. Oh. I'm going to say you're not clinically lazy. Me too. Yeah, correct. You make us sick. Just kidding.

Congratulations. Good for you. You're living your best life. Casey, hi. Hi, Casey. Hi. Casey, do you own a Fitbit? I do, but I don't use it.

But you were motivated to purchase one. I was. Casey, do you own a pet? Yes, I do. I love how my questions have nothing to do with it. No, if it's a dog. Is it a dog? No, it's a cat. Okay. You've got a cat and you

don't use your foot bat. I'm going to say lazy. Clinically lazy. Are we correct? No. Again, what are you like like CrossFit or something? I play squash. Oh, yeah. To play squash, you need to be really fit. Again, we're really proud of you.

Congratulations. Shannon, hi. Hi, Shannon. Hi. Shannon, Shannon, Shannon. When I say the phrase, summer bodies are made in winter, how does that make you feel? Good.

Shannon, do you like the TV show Friends? No. Oh. Oh. Oh. I'm shocked. I'm going to say you're clinically fit. Yes.

Wow. Who are all these incredibly active, I'm slowly starting to feel worse and worse about myself. It's okay. Liv is here to save the day, aren't you, Liv? Hi, Liv. Oh, maybe. Oh, she's good. See how she's not giving it away?

Liv, where's your family going on holiday for Christmas? Oh, we're going to America. Ooh, lots of deep fried food, lots of cheese, lots of carbs. Liv, are you blonde, brunette or redhead? I'm brunette. What's that got to do with? Nothing. Oh, okay.

Liv, I'm going to say you're... I'm going to say she's lazy. I'm going to say you're fit because that's the way it's trending. What are you? Lazy as anything. Yes, Liv! I don't feel like doing anything. I can tell my own kind.

Yeah. Life is about quality, not quantity, you know? We might go out first. That was grim. Yeah, but do you understand the sentiment? Yeah, yeah. I can't. Well, last one.

Michael. Hello, Mick. Oh, g'day, team. All right. Michael, Michael, Michael. Hello, Mick. G'day, team. All right. Michael, Michael, Michael. How do you get to work? Drive. Okay, like most people.

Like five-minute drive. How long's the walk? Who would walk? All right. Michael, who's your favourite musician right now? Probably Sam Hunt. Okay. Body like a back road.

You like him curvaceous. I do like Body Like a Back Road. Michael, I'm going to say you're on our team. I'm going to say you're clinically lazy. I say you play for our team. You're lazy. It's a tough one because I don't do exercise, but I'm a builder by trade.

Mate, you're lazy. Stop trying to play it off. I don't feel like doing anything. You're having a pie and a V for lunch and then you're going home and watching The Block. We see you, Michael. We know who you are. Only a 750ml can today.

Zine's Bree and Clint. Please welcome in for the first time, actually, Robinson! Hi! Hi. Hello. How are you? I was about to say that.

I'm good, how are you? Good. You come on a great day because Bree's really looking her best. She is, because she's a... Could you mind flushing me those sexy crocs again? When I came over to say hello to you, I've realised that I was wearing crocs. Have you just come from the kitchen of the chef land?

This is... I'm being forced against my will, okay? I'm being forced. No, no, here, look. Robinson's cool. You look at her. Yes. She's fashion, okay? I'm being forced. No, no, here, look. Robinson's cool. You look at her. Yes. She's fashion, okay?

She's fashion. You've heard this, right? Crocs are in. Crocs are in. Don't encourage it. Crocs are in, right? Like, I'm... Look at me.

Yeah. Crocs are in, eh? Yeah, Crocs are in. Yeah, there we go. New Zealand Fashion Week. Did you see them at Fashion Week? Oh, actually. Yeah, they were in the Stolen Girlfriends show. Yeah, yeah. go. New Zealand Fashion Week. Did you see them at Fashion Week? Oh, actually. Yeah, they're on the Stolen Girlfriends show.

Yeah, yeah. See, see. You have just achieved 50 million streams for your first ever single. How good? It is pretty cool, yeah. Way to peak early. Wait, what? Peak early.

I thought you said way to. I'm going to ask you a real rude question. Okay. How long does it take before Spotify Put the money in your account Because I don't know how it all works But is it like a weekly thing when you have a job Is it like Wednesday Like study link

I think it goes through APRA Which is the songwriting committee Yeah But yeah like a play Gets you like 0. I've said it's ridiculous, like 0.00. Let's not focus on that. Let's just focus on that 50 million number.

Which is ridiculous. How many times on this show have I said my favourite song of the year, Robinson, Nothing to Regret? Really? That's no shit. That's so nice. Ever since you came and performed outside the studio. Oh.

Yeah, and I want to know, when are you going to release that song that you sang for us? Tomorrow. Tomorrow? Oh, my God, I just got real excited. Have you heard it? Surprise. It's so good.

It's so good. It's like a hit single straight away. Thank you so much. Loved it. First time I heard it, that's when you know it's good. What are you like with movies? Okay, so I'm the kind of person that has seen a lot of movies, but I don't realise I've seen a lot until someone's like,

do you want to watch this? And I'm like, I've seen that. Oh, I hate those people. And then you take two hours to pick something on Netflix and you're like, oh, well, it's time for this. Well, I've watched all the plane movies now, so what am I going to do? Oh, yeah.

That's the worst when you're flying a lot. Yeah. And you're like, I've seen everything. I've seen all these. I've watched the Harry. There's only so many Harry Potter marathons you can do. Well, this might hold you in good stead because we're going to put you head-to-head with Brie today

in our movie guessing game. It's called What's the Plot? Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was smart. Debatable. Talented. Athletic. Not really.

Picking a movie based on just the plot line? That she can do. Brie and Clint's What The Plot. Robinson, no pressure. I've put my two headphones on for this. Oh, it's getting serious. I need to undo my pants. Hold on. You're up against someone who's 8-0 in this game. Yeah, oh man, I'm not feeling confident.

We've played eight times. She's lost zero. Normally, we would get New Zealanders around the country to call in and play. Yeah. You're going to represent the whole country today. Oh, jeez. That's a lot of pressure. Versus the people, and you're the people today.

Okay, Bree. Is this how you want to play? They call me the LeBron James of this game. Do they? Just saying. Well, you invented the game. She's giving me the stare down. It's making me uncomfortable. I don't say words. I just

use my eyes. All you have to do is yell out your name as your buzzer. Can I say Robbo? Yeah, you can say Robbo. Because we eat the same syllables. That's fair. You can say Robbo when you think you know what it is. Okay? Then you get a guess. I'll start reading a plot. Yell it out when you think you know what it is.

It's best of three. Players, good luck. Good luck to me. Good luck to you. First movie. Carl, a 78-year-old balloon salesman. Brie. Brie.

Is it up? Oh, shivers. I was going to say it and I doubted myself. Please say no. Up. Just say no. No, it's up. Is correct. Get it! Brie, go away! Brie, go! She's one up. She I doubt it. Please say no. Just say no. No, it's wrong. Is correct.

Get it. Freak away. She's one up. She's one up. It's okay. You can still do this, okay? You do need to get this one though. Okay.

So I need you like on your buzzer. I knew I was going to get that. If you buzz in and you're wrong, doesn't matter because we keep going. Okay. So that's good to know. You shouldn't have told me that. Okay. Thank you, Brie.

Movie number two. I like it to be fair. that's good to know. You shouldn't have told me that. Okay. Thank you Brie. Movie number two. I like it to be fair. It's nice of you. Orphaned penniless but ambitious and with a mind crammed with imagination and fresh ideas, Taylor Barnum will always be remembered as the man with the gift to effortlessly blur the line

between reality and fiction. Thirsty for innovation and hungry for success, the son of a tailor will manage to open a wax museum, but will soon shift focus to the unique and peculiar, introducing extraordinary, never-before-seen live acts to the circus stage. Oh, Robinson!

Robinson. Greatest showman. Greatest showman is correct. Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! I got it. Oh, no. We just made this conversation way more interesting.

Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to tie break. I don't know that we've been here in a long time, Brie. We haven't been here for a while. You're not often put on the ropes. How did you not get that? It's got Hugh Jackman in it. Isn't he like the Prime Minister of Australia? No.

He should be. No. Now, this one is decidedly easy, okay? Oh, no. So I would buzz as quickly as you possibly can. No, don't say that. Well, let's just hear a bit of the script. Okay, yeah.

Let's... Yeah, don't. Ten seconds. I won't buzz in if you don't buzz in. Stitch me up, Bree. Robinson vs. Bree. What's the plot? Final movie.

Oh, my God. There's so much tension. In 2003, a Harvard undergrad and computer genius began... Robbo. Robbo. Facebook. Social network. I need you to say the name of a movie.

Oh no. The social network is the name of the movie. Oh no. Correct. Yes. Oh my God. Oh my days. It had to happen one day.

Wait, but that's fair, right? That's fair, yeah. Yeah? Even though I did say Facebook social network. It had to happen one day, Brie. I'm so sorry. I feel bad. You've literally crushed the only thing. How did I lose that? How old are you? 21.

How did I lose? How did I lose that? Oh no, I feel bad. I think we should do a rerun. No, good game. Very good game. Don I feel bad. I think we should do a rerun. No, good game. Very good game. Don't feel bad. Don't be a sore loser. You're the first ever non-Brie winner of What's the Plot. You've just got 50 million streams on Spotify and you've got new music coming out tomorrow.

Life is going good. It's going good. Mate, you've got all the talent. You could have given me something. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Ladies and gentlemen, that's Robinson. Good to see you.

Thank you so much. Yeah, thanks very much. Yeah. Z is brilliant, Clint. Are you the kind of person who has trouble getting to sleep at night? Every night.

See, I'm not. I'm not. And my wife, Lucy, hates me for it. They say that's small-minded people. What? I'm just kidding.

I'm joking. I'm joking. Well, there's maybe something in that because they say like the people who can't sleep, your mind won't stop going. Yeah, over thinkers, which that is me. Not me. The minute the light goes off. I wish I was like you.

You're asleep straight away. How long? What? What do you mean how long? Like how long does it take you to reckon to go to sleep? 60 to 90 seconds. Oh my God. That is a dream.

Every night. That's amazing. Anywhere, including on a plane. Even if you've had like, you know, obviously when you're really tired, I get that. But what about when you're not really tired? Every day. Every day. That's like a superpower.

It is my superpower and I don't mean to brag because I hope it never goes away. I mean, touch wood. I've got this forever. You literally just touch wood there. Yeah, well, seriously. This may help you. What I'm about to tell you may help you. This is an old military technique

that is said to help you nod off within two minutes. Yeah, I saw this on the internet today and I thought, what a load of BS. Well, yeah. So apparently, well, you think people in the military, you got to sleep in some weird places, especially if you're in conflict. They reckon that the American military have a 96% success rate with this after six weeks of practicing it.

Yeah, now you're interested. I'm going to do it on you right now. I mean, hopefully you don't fall asleep at work, but I'm going to take you through it, okay? Okay. Step by step. Should I get comfortable? Yeah, get comfortable.

Yeah, go on. Should I lay down? Oh. Mm. Yeah. Just put your head on the desk. I'll put my head on the desk. Yeah, put your head in your hands.

Put your head in your desk. If you're driving right now, obviously, don't follow the steps. But if you're a passenger, give it a go. Let's see how we go. Okay. Here we go. The attempt to put you to sleep in two minutes.

Start by relaxing the muscles in your face. Now drop your shoulders as low as they'll go, followed by your upper and lower arms on one side and then the other. Do you like this voice, by the way? I'm concentrated. Oh, sorry, okay. Breathe out and relax your chest. Then relax your legs, thighs first, and then calves. After that spend about 10 seconds just trying to

clear your mind and I'll just leave you to do that now. Now back to me. Focus on one of these mental images. Either lying in a canoe on a calm lake with nothing but clear blue sky above you. Lying in a black velvet hammock in a pitch black room or saying to yourself don't think don't think don't think over and over for about 10 seconds now with everything going to plan You should be asleep And while you're asleep I should be able to say to you What's your pen number?

What's your pen number? Brie Brie Are you asleep? No, it's a load of shit. Zinian's brain clip. Hey, did you hear about this crazy thing that's happening in South Korea where the fertility rate, so people having babies,

has dropped to an all-time low? No. Literally the lowest it's ever been. No, I haven't been reading South Korean Times recently. You haven't? No. Oh, it's great. You should't been reading south korean times recently no it's great you should read up on it let my subscription lapse there's a lot of stuff you need to read about south korea but according to a study uh that was done in south korea the country's birth rate is tipped to fall as low as 0.96 per woman which yeah, so it's never ever had a zero. So to put it into perspective, the rate needs to,

to keep a population stable, the rate needs to be about 2.1 per female. Oh, okay. So to replace, so if there's a couple, they need to have kind of two kids because the birth rate for a man is generally about a zero. Exactly. I'm zero. Exactly. I'm following. Yeah. So to put it into perspective again, in New Zealand for the past 20 years,

the birth rate has been about 2.01 per female. Oh, yeah. But recently it's also dropped. The birth rate has dropped to an all-time low, 1.81. That's in New Zealand. That's in New Zealand. That's in New Zealand. Maybe because things are getting so expensive. I wonder why it is in South Korea that it's going down so much.

Is it because they live just below North Korea and they're not sure if there's going to be nuclear war? Or is it because size from there? And then after he put out Gang Name Style, nobody felt sexy anymore. I mean, that all could come into it. But they say it's got a lot to do with females focusing more on their careers. Oh, that's rough. That's what they're saying. That's rough to put that on women and go, you guys, just because you decided you want to go out there and have

your little careers, you're ruining the birth rate. Well, they're saying it's a really big problem because now the population is getting older. There's no young people coming through that can then pay the taxes to, you know, it's a bad economic system. It's not good. And it's interesting. The government needs you to be breeding. Pretty much. To keep a country going, you need to have-

You need to have fresh blood coming through. Exactly right. That's the thing. But, yeah, I mean, because wasn't there that rule at some point, was it in China, where you weren't allowed to have more than two kids? I thought it was more than one. I think it then went to one. Yeah.

And then now they've brought that. Because they were trying to limit their population. Yeah, because there was too many. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's interesting, though, in this time and age, a lot of people, it's becoming a lot more normal that you can get married and you can not have kids. Like you decide to not have kids.

Yeah. We got married, Lucy and I got married in February and it's definitely the plan that we'll have kids. Right. But I can see where some people wouldn't. I can see where if you've got a good lifestyle that maybe you enjoy going out for dinner every night. Maybe you enjoy being rich and having to spend all your money on kids.

I was going to say, maybe you enjoy money. Yeah, maybe you enjoy your sleep. I don't know what it is. It's not something that I think we want to do. Right. Get to a stage later down the track where we go, oh, I wish we had kids. Because that's the other thing too,

the window, it feels like it's rapidly closing. I think so. Especially for a female, there's that good window. Yeah, oh, I wish we had kids. Because that's the other thing too, the window, it feels like it's rapidly closing. I think so. Especially for a female, there's that good window. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where you're meant to have kids as a female. God, there's a lot of pressure on you guys, eh? For everything. My womb sometimes is so stressed.

Just gets real stressed out. You've got an anxious womb. I've got an anxious womb. I want to ask on 0800DALZM, are you not going to have kids? Have you made the decision that you don't want children in your life? So you mean do you not want them? Yes. So you've decided that it's not for you?

Yeah. And are you with someone maybe and you've decided as a couple that you don't want to have children in your life? I'd be so interested to talk to someone like that. Yeah. I think it's really interesting. Are you worried that you don't want to have children in your life. I'd be so interested to talk to someone like that. Yeah, I think it's really interesting. Are you worried that you'll regret it? What's the main motivator?

Yeah, what's the main reason you don't want to? I think it's totally fine if you make that decision. You can text us on 9696 or call us 0800-DIAL-ZM. Do you not want to have kids? Zinni is brilliant. So currently in Korea, it is the lowest birth rate that they have ever had, which is crazy to me because I mean, you know, as technology is getting better, people are living longer. There's better. What am I talking about? I don't even know. Are you going to robot babies? I don't even know. It's dropped to an all time low. It's

sitting at about 0.86, which means, yeah, some females aren't even having any babies. And as technology gets better. I don't even know. I can calculate that. Have I? Am I drunk? Am I?

Is this real life? Am I a bit drunk? It's okay. It's because we were asking quite a serious question. We asked. The question is. Yeah. Do you not want to have kids yeah

like are you going against the trend and just saying because the the the the plan mapped out for everybody unspoken is get a job get married have some kids right yeah but who made that plan and it's great it's great plan for a lot of people it's definitely the plan i want to follow but it's not for everybody yeah exactly some people don't want them There's a text here that says, I'm 59. I love this. You need to know this. A dog wrecks your carpet. Kids wreck your life. Or they enhance your life. I wouldn't know. I don't have any.

But Katrina, welcome to the show. Hi, Katrina. Hey, guys. Do you not want to have kids? Not at all. I like being auntie. But, I mean, it's Thursday night, and I'm actually in the car park at the pub. I was looking for you guys on the way.

Oh, how good. You couldn't do that if you had kids. No, well. Very true. Some people do, Christina. And if you look to the car next to you, there may be some kids in that car. Say hello to them.

Yeah, drop them off a bag of chips. Wave. No, no. Can I ask how old you are? I'm 30. Okay. Do you think your attitude will change? Are you worried that you'll get to... Maybe your motherly instinct hasn't kicked in yet, Katrina.

Nah, nah. I love it. Katrina's like, nah. I love it. It's not going to happen. All right. Hey, have fun at the pub. Thanks for the call.

Robbie, kia ora. Hello, Robbie. How are you? Good. Are you not going to have kids? No, no. Me and my wife have been married about eight years, and we'd rather spend it on holidays and just spoil the nephews and nieces.

Jet skis and other things that parents can't afford. Let me play devil's advocate here for a second, Robbie. Do you ever worry that it'll get to a point, say, in 10 years, when you've been to every country or something like that, that the holidays will start to become hollow and maybe feel a bit shallow? Why? I've got my lovely wife to share it with. Oh, that's a good answer. And then you just do the countries again, right, Robbie? Exactly. Go back to the ones you love the most.

Can I ask, Robbie, obviously when you and your wife were dating, was that a conversation you guys had where you were both like, oh, I don't want kids and then, you know, that was like a decision you both made? It wasn't a decision we both made. We're both, you know, actively planning not to have kids. My wife loves animals, so she'd rather have fur babies. We had a little window where the family, you know, the nephews and nieces were coming about,

and it would have been the right time, but we weren't ready yet. Right. And now the youngest nephew, he's 11, so we've missed that boat. They can't play together. Oh, I see what you're saying. Oh, right. I see what you're saying. Okay, hey, good on you, Robbie.

That's cool, and thanks for the call as well. Thanks for calling in. Yeah, no worries. Christina, you don't want to have kids. No, no, I don't. And how come? Well, me and my fiancé are more car enthusiasts, so we would rather spend all our time and money on our cars

and modifying them than having children. I've heard about this, subwoofer babies. Yeah, so we love doing anything we can to modify it, getting it all nice and looking good. So we'd rather spend all our time and money on that than having a child. What sort of cars? So we've got a mini truck with a V8 in it.

Ooh. And I am modifying my Mitzi so it looks like a really flash kind of like low rider Evo. Ooh. Bree's got a Lancey. Maybe you could come around and do her car next. So, yeah, we're quite into our cars and going to meets. Well, that's nice that you met someone that also is, you know, about that life.

That's awesome. Finally, Callum, you don't want to have kids? No, I want kids, but my partner doesn't. Oh, no. Oh, no. Yeah, we've been together for about two or three years, and she thinks I've got a big nose, so she doesn't want to part one. I do worry about that with my children, too.

Yeah, Callum, she does want kids. She just doesn't want your kids. Yeah, yeah, she doesn't want my kids. That's a whole different question, Cal. Yeah, right. Okay. Hey, Cal, good luck with that one, man Thanks, guys

See you, Cal ZDM's brilliant clan You watching Bachelor Australia? Yeah, I'm catching bits and pieces I'm obsessed You love it? Well, I love him He's so funny and charismatic, isn't he?

Yeah The honey badger Some of the girls on there drive me mental. Like, I'm like, get rid of her. Like, get rid of, get rid of, I shouldn't say it. No, say. Can I? Yeah, you can say who you don't like.

Get rid of Cass. So there's a girl, there's a girl on there who used to be in a relationship with him. Oh, I think they used to hook up. Nah, nah. She came to Christmas at his house. No way. So it's sort of getting, you're sort of hearing more and more, but they've definitely hook up. Nah, nah. She came to Christmas at his house. No way. So it's sort of getting, you're sort of hearing more and more. They've definitely done it.

Right. Like there's that tension where they've definitely had, they've definitely seen each other with their clothes off. I can't help but think he would have ditched her ages ago, but the producers behind the scenes of that show are like, you need to keep her on. She's good content. It's good television. Possibly.

I watched last night's one and there is a bit, like some of it is like butthole clenchingly awkward. There is this one where you go, you know they go on the single dates? Yep. And they're all like. Oh I know the thing you're talking about. So he's sitting on these bales of hay with this girl.

Oh no. And he's just been on a date with her. This is one of the ones that I actually like. Same. What's her name? Brunette? Rhiannon, I think. Yes, I think you're right. He's very pashy, this Bachelor.

Does he drink in his can on her? I've never seen an episode of the series of The Bachelor where The Bachelor did so much hooking up. He's had real intense like full open mouth patches. Oh, it's sexy though. Yeah. But he's done it with four girls. I feel like if I was on that show, I'd be the same.

Like you've got to test the product. You would? Yeah. Yeah, you'd go. You'd be like, oh, back to my place. And the producers would be like, I wouldn't. They'd be like, Bree, you can't sleep with all the contestants.

Yeah, probably actually. Anyway, so they're like, Brie, you can't sleep with all the contestants. Yeah, probably, actually. Anyway, so they're on this date. And at the moment where they would kiss, he kind of leans in and gives her a kiss on the cheek and then a hug. And it's like, oh, God, this is awkward. Because you know why? You can tell. You can feel the vibe.

Yeah. So why push it when you can feel it's not there? She didn't read the vibe. She didn't read the vibe. So they come out of this awkward hug kiss thing and she says this. Is it awkward? Do you want to kiss? What are you going to do?

Do you want to do it? Do you want to kiss? I don't know. I do want to, but it's like, I do want to. I want to ask her. I'm not like, what? You don't want to. It's a tough one.

Do you want a kiss? Yes? Let me hold you for a bit. Leave it. Let me hold you for a bit. Stop it. I look forward to what's to come. We're going to hopefully

grow on this, hey? Yep. Good. Good chat. She ain't getting a rose. She did get a rose but it's kind of like give it to her

and just let her go. Like you expect at the end of it they may have a handshake. High five. That'd be a high five. Good work, good work. Let's grow on this.

Good work. Can I ask you? Yeah. Have you ever asked to kiss a girl? You don't ask. You don't ask. Well. No, never.

Never ever. Not in words. You don't ask in words. Obviously. You feel the vibe. You feel the vibe when you get permission, but you get it. Don't ever ask. Excuse me.

I was just wondering, could I please have a kiss? Literally, I just dried up. Oh. Oh, did you just say that out loud? Too far. Oh, we're live. Oh, did you just say that out loud? Too far. Oh, we're live. Oh, God. Oh, no.

Oh, no. I just have my name. I just had a bad moment. I'm just going to distance myself. Oh, no. No, I meant like in my mouth. You got three seconds to say what you really meant. I meant like in my mouth.

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