ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 6th 2019

Episode Date: September 6, 2019

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G'day everybody, welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Hey guys. Hey mate, you alright? I've got a rosé. Yep. And I'm ready for the week. Oh, Ellie's got a... Who else has got a rosé?

Cheers, mate. Cheers, Bree. Cheers. I had a rosé, I've finished mine. Cheers. Cheers. Producer Ben can't have a rosé. He doesn't trust himself on a glass of wine.

No, I don't. Why? What happens with you on a glass of wine? I don't know. I just... Wine, I'll have one or two glasses and that's me, mate. Can't do a podcast anymore. Really?

Yeah, that's true. You've got to know that about yourself. Yeah. This is part of growing up and maturing is knowing the drinks you can't have. For me, it's Jägermeister. Yeah. Mind eraser. I'll have two of those and then I'll wake up and I'll go, where am I?

For me, it's anything that's not clear. Right. Oh, okay. So, rosé? Beer? No, rosé's clear. Yeah, it's anything that's not clear. Oh, okay. So rosé? Beer? No, rosé's clear. Yeah, beer gets me. Yeah, you can see through that. Oh, true. Define clear. Yeah, what's clear?

Clear, vodka. Vodka's clear, yeah. Tequila's not clear. I would have thought tequila was opaque. I would have thought... Tequila's yellow. Yeah, opaque. Is that opaque? Well, it's like cloudy but you can see through it. Yeah, yeah, see through it. Tequila's yellow. Yeah, opaque. Is that opaque? Well, it's like cloudy, but you can see through it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's tequila.

Gin I'm okay with. Gin? Yeah. So white spirits is what you're saying. White spirits is good, yeah. White spirits and you're good to go. Any variation on that? So I wouldn't be having that rosé then if I was you. Yeah, but I can see through it.

She's saying that with one eye closed. Yeah, I can see through it. And the other one Holding up That doesn't even matter Yeah Look through it And tell me how many fingers

I'm holding up Twelve Correct Oh nice You can have a rosé I knew it We're out of here We're off for the weekend

Hey Why don't you tuck into a podcast And we'll see you on Monday Also Tuck into your own rosé. You earned it. Don't encourage that. Drink responsibly, everybody.

You earned it. But drink responsibly. Because you earned it. But drink responsibly. Yeah. Because you earned it. Just drink responsibly. Because you earned it.

Because you earned it. Hi, everybodyie and Clint Hi everybody and happy Friday afternoon Feel that mate, can you feel it? Feel that in your hips? Oh that's a Friday afternoon, that's what that is You're doing the Willy Widera over here I am

Yeah, tucking Fridays I met that guy the other night Yeah He's a lovely human He's great eh? Yeah he's really good Happy Friday everybody, great to be here We've got a great show in line for you today I met that guy the other night. Yeah? He's a lovely human. He's great, eh? Yeah, he's really good. Happy Friday, everybody.

Great to be here. We've got a great show in line for you today. Of course, Friday-oke returns at 5 o'clock where Bree and I take each other on in a bit of karaoke. Yes, it does. It's a little behind the scenes for you. This is an outtake of Bree during her recording session. I'll tell you right now, we're doing Kanye West's Gold Digger, all right? And it involves some Kanye bits

and it also involves some Jamie Foxx bits. It's a duet! Is it a duet? This is from Bree's recording session. Oh, f*** me. That's a duet by myself. Jesus. The

production engineer, our professional production engineer who makes Friday Oki with us every week has had to go on stress leave after recording Breeze today. He was crying during recording me. It was so bad. I was like, you need to be professional here, Alistair. That's happening at five o'clock. You decide the winner of Friday Oki as you do every week.

At four o'clock, we've got free Troye Sivan tickets for you. Yes, as we said, every day this week, we're giving away tickets to Troye Sivan, which is on next Friday night at Spark Arena. So we'll be giving those away at 4pm. Next, if you're a fan of the Loch Ness Monster, some Kiwi scientists have done some real research. They reckon they have a definitive answer

on whether the Loch Ness Monster exists once and for all. I'm more a Bigfoot fan. Oh, yeah, that's next. They're doing Bigfoot next. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we'll give you that information. But, of course, next week, Māori Language Week, which means today the release of Waiata anthems.

That's the Kiwi artists who have re-recorded their songs in Te Reo Māori. We have been waiting for this because they announced it quite a few months ago, and I'm so keen to hear this. They're all out today. We're going to start with Sons of Zion. We're going to play a whole lot of them today. This is their song, Drift Away, in Te Reo Māori. It's now Po Tere Ana.

So cool. Love it. Bree and Clint, happy Friday afternoon, everybody. ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. People texting about that Te Reo Māori version of Sons of Zion that we just played before. It's cool, eh?

A lot of people asking, is there a CD or is there somewhere where they can buy it? And there are a lot of people asking for the CD. There's three people on the text machine. Where are these people with CD players? I guess in the car. I don't know about a CD. I don't know where you buy them.

There is a CD. Where do you buy your CDs from now? I have not bought a CD in a long time. Sanity. Sanity? Sanity. Sanity. Is it an Australian CD store?

Oh, you guys don't have that? I swear you guys have that. No. No? No, we used to have Sounds. Oh, yeah, probably the New Zealand version. It's on iTunes and it's also on Spotify if you want to go and listen to it.

Just search Waiata Anthems. I'd like to take you to Scotland now, if you don't mind. Oh, Scotland? Specifically to the lake, or should I say the Loch Ness, where the Loch Ness monster lives. A group of New Zealand scientists have been over there trying to track down the Loch Ness monster and prove once and for

all, is she real? Is she really there? The Loch Ness monster. Is that business that New Zealanders should really be meddling in? I'm not 100% convinced but Professor Neil Gemmel from the University of Otago What is this? What is this? But Professor Neil Gimmel from the University of Otago.

What is this? What is this? This is meant to be my bagpipe music. It's like a country music song. Everyone now. We'll just ignore that. And I drove my truck right up that road and there she was with my dad. Poking up with a Loch Ness Monster.

No, no, back to the story. So Kiwi scientists have gone over to try and find out, once and for all, does it exist? The results of their research are in and... There is no evidence that there is a Loch Ness monster. I'm shocked. They took a whole lot of DNA from different depths of the lake and they tried to measure it for, I don't know, monster DNA, I guess,

and they found nothing that would indicate the existence of a giant being living in Loch Ness. What if they actually thought that the Loch Ness monster was? Is it a dinosaur that they think it is? No, they just think it's an urban legend, I think. Oh, you mean the original sighting? Yeah. There's a sighting that reports that they saw it walking across the road and it bared a striking resemblance to a group of men

carrying an upside-down dinghy. I don't know why you would resort to thinking it was a monster and not actually some men carrying an upside-down dinghy, but all the sightings are a little bit dubious. People are saying on the internet that they reckon the Loch Ness Monster is a giant eel. So that's what the research from the University of Otago scientists have come back. They said it's possible that it's a big eel.

How gross are eels? How gross are eels? And you're not travelling around the world. I'm not 100% sure this is, like I said, New Zealanders' business to go and disprove this. You've got to remember that the idea of the Loch Ness Monster brings in $84 million

to the local economy in that part of Scotland every single year. Just people going on the off chance that it is real. Can you imagine? Let's go back to when this urban legend was created. Yeah. Can you imagine the person that has told the story first and now they're like sitting at their house somewhere or they're sitting in a pub going, oh.

I am stuck in a lie. I have stuffed up here. Come and meet Dave. He fed the Loch Ness Monster. This lie has gotten way out of control. He gave it a sandwich. Yeah. So good luck, everybody.

If you're planning a trip over there, some real spoilsport New Zealand scientists have really killed it for everybody, I think. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. I have a new food trend to report. Okay. Does this constitute food news? It is food news. Do you remember when the avo latte took off?

Yeah, I'm 100% convinced the avo latte was a joke that got out of control. It was a gimmick and then it got out of control and it became a thing. And then they started the Cone Latte. Cone Latte? Where it was in an ice cream cone. What a stupid idea. I went to a cafe once and ordered a latte in my shoe. Oh, yeah.

Shoe latte. It was delicious. Can I just say a Cone Latte means something different in Hamilton? Like 100% different. And Napier. And Gisborne. The newest trend in lattes, and this is a real thing, is the porridge latte.

I saw this. This is a real thing. And they're saying, they're calling it the best start breakfast food, ultimate meal in one. So talk me through it. Is it just like coffee-flavoured porridge? No, so they're saying it's pretty much a mixture where they put an espresso with porridge and they mix it all together.

So is it thick coffee or is it runny porridge is what I need to know. That's what you need to know. That's what you need to know. It's a bit of both. I've just mastered my porridge making ratios. Yes. Because it's very much an exact science. It looks delicious.

Yeah. It looks like a latte with porridge on top. Right. That's what it looks like. Because also, yeah, it looks... See, that's... You want it now, don't you? It's thick coffee.

I'd say it's thick coffee. With some oats on top. It's a very thick coffee. If I could speak digestively for a second, because obviously there's a lot of fibre in porridge, which will keep you regular. And then coffee does the opposite. And then the coffee will just supercharge the situation.

This could be a bell's best friend. They're calling it the go right through ya. Yeah, exactly right. That's what they're calling it. Exactly right through ya. Yeah, exactly right. That's what they're calling it. Exactly right. But on the way, it'll grab everything that's left in there. So it'll go right through you in a good way.

It's a win-win. Yeah. Like those brushes you get on the long pole to clean the cobwebs from the top quarters of the ceiling. Oh, this goes into every nook and cranny. That's it. It just like flushes you out. Every nook and cranny.

That's the porridge latte. We should make one. Yeah. Do you want to make one next week? Whip up a porridge latte. For, what is it? What's our segment called? This is our show, isn't it?

Oh, we've got food news. And then we've got a taste test. The taste test. We'll do a taste test next week. Okay. This is breaking food news. We'll be doing a taste test of the porridge latte. And I'll serve it to you in an avocado Perfect

ZM Spree and Clint The podcast Live from Hollywood With our man on the ground Dean McCarthy Spy.co.nz Time for the latest with Dean McCarthy Who is still coming to us live from Colombia

We didn't hear from you yesterday Dean Dean, and we assumed the worst. He was doing deals and stuff. The reception and the delay in Colombia is absolutely horrendous. So I've finally found a top right at the top of the mountain to call you so we can have our usual. You climbed a mountain for us today. God, you're good. Let's let you do it then. Tell us what is going on.

Renee Zellweger has finally opened up about those plastic surgery photos that came out. Yeah, remember that when she took to the red carpet and no one knew who it was? She looked so different after having all that filler and laser and Botox. She's finally opened up saying how when she saw the photos and received, as she said, international humiliation. It finally got her to curb her life. So she was like, what am I doing this for? Like, why would I change my look so much?

And she's kind of succumbed to all of the pressures of Hollywood. And after seeing those photos and going through what she went through, she's chilled. She's decided to get no more work and finally look like and feel like herself again. She actually does look like what she should look like now, which, you know, a lot of celebrities, unfortunately, go to the point where they can't go back.

But, I mean, it's up to them what they do with their bodies. But, I mean, we see people like Courtney Cox, who's actually had re-corrected plastic surgery now. And then, I mean, stories out today about Khloe Kardashian as well. Exactly. So what they've done, Khloe Kardashian once had so much filler and Botox done that she went and had reversal where they kind of like dissolved the filler and relaxed the Botox, you know, injections or whatever to finally look like herself again.

Here's the thing. It's a slippery slope in Hollywood. Once they start with a little bit, they want a hell of a lot more. It's a slippery slope here in New Zealand too where Brie every day is getting closer and closer to deciding she wants Botox. No, I haven't decided. I mean, I'm not getting closer. I have decided. You have decided. Have you had Botox, Dean?

Okay, so yes, about three years ago, and I got some above my eyebrows, and it made me look surprised. For six months, I looked surprised to see everyone. Everything I did, everywhere I went, I looked surprised, and I stopped and never did it again. It was the worst look ever. So now I've just show it back to myself. So is that your advice for Brie and anyone else listening,

considering Botox? Don't do it? Maybe a little tiny little bit, like a runny eye, maybe is what I would recommend to people, but not like the whole forehead and that. It looks uncomfortable. I want to look like I've seen the best surprise ever! I'm kidding.

I'm joking. Brie looks like she's possessed by a ghost. She's just had some Botox. Okay, that is Dean McCarthy, our Hollywood correspondent who is live from Colombia at

the moment. Brought to you by Amplify Kombucha. Taste Amplified. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Producer Ben and

producer Ellie are both here. Hi guys. Hey mate. How's everybody going? Going good today mate, Friday. Ben's everybody going? Going good today, mate. Friday. Ben's got a prawn allergy,

and all three of us just went out and had a prawn. How close can you come to us without going into anaphylactic shock? Probably couldn't hook up with any of you. You couldn't actually? Like, have you kissed any of us right now? I don't know. Is that a real consideration? What if you went to a seafood festival and you saw a girl that you liked?

You'd risk it. I don't know. I don't know if that's the place to be picking up girls, but... Depends on how hot she is. Yeah, a seafood convention. I know where to pick up some ladies. Excuse me, there's a lot of fun to be having a seafood. At the local oyster convention, actually. That makes sense.

Yeah, true. See? It does. It does make sense. Thank you. Not the garlic prawn convention, though. Every week, Ellie and Ben produce the best and worst bits of the week. It's called the High Low, and this is it.

This is a new... Hey, guys, welcome to yet another week of Bree and Clint's Highs and Lows, or the High Points of the Week and the Low Points of the Week. This week, we found out Bree had once upon a time tackled 1.2 kgs of steak in under 25 minutes. I completed the 1.2 kilo steak challenge. Oh you did? Are you doing that again? No, f*** no. I'm never doing that again.

So, of course, we challenged her to it again. Her speech has slowed down, her brow has started to sweat, but I can confirm Brie Thomasel has completed 1.2 kilos. And this week we asked you, what's the weirdest first date you've ever been on? What did you do, Morgan? I invited him over to my family home, because I'm still living at home, and he helped me assemble my new IKEA furniture.

I love it. No, I think that's innovative, Morgan. The worst part was my parents were all home and they had their friends over for a barbecue. And so, like, the whole family met him. And, yeah, he didn't get a second date. He did ask for another one, but I... Morgan!

Wait, he asked and you said no. He wasn't very good at assembling furniture and I was a handyman. We also asked you, what's your bad diet? Matt, what's your terrible diet? Matt, what's your terrible diet? So for the past 12 months, I've pretty much lived off two-minute noodles, would you believe? Oh, delicious. Wait, Matt, so you get up in the morning and what do you have for breakfast?

Two-minute noodles. You sit down for lunch, what are you eating? Two-minute noodles. Dinner comes around, what's on the menu? Would you believe, two-minute noodles. If a girl comes over, what are you dishing up for her? Well, I would just hear something else, but you believe, two-minute noodles. If a girl comes over, what are you dishing up for her? Well, I would just hear something else, but I'm eating two-minute noodles. And Clint's been a dad for almost two months now,

and I reckon he's already a cool dad, like quite a cool dad. Well, Clint thinks so anyway. Why are you playing your Instagram video in the background of our radio show? Was I? Oh, that's good cross-promotion for me, I guess. God, you're such a dad already. I don't know how technology works, man. Excuse me.

I'm very tech savvy. Hey, guys, I've got six Alexas. Come and have a look. My whole house now is run by Alexia. You know I've got my Alexa running my heat pump now? I can say to her, Alexa, turn the heat pump on. And she just does it. You know what?

I've never thought you're cool, but after you said that, I'm like, wow. So cool. Well, Ben, just before you play that music, I just want to remind you what feedback you got

from Clint last week in regards to Hilo. I think on the end of the Hilo, you need to say when it finishes. Yeah. And say, that's the Hilo for the week. Join us next week

for another week of the Brian Clint Show, whatever it is. And that's the Hilo for the week. Join us next week for another week of the Bray and Clint show whatever it is and that's the high low for the week join us next week for another week of the Bray and Clint show

much better much better that's what you call constructive criticism any constructive criticism you want to give to Ben and Ellie this week

I think they've nailed it I think they've nailed it in fact Ben I've just had a prawn let's hook up no ZM's Bray and Clint, the podcast. I promised you guys some aviation news.

All right. And this one is a little bit unusual. Like when I say to you, what would you think of when I said someone has smuggled something onto a plane? Drugs up the bum. Exactly. Drugs up the bum. Exactly. Drugs up the bum. I'm not going to beat around the bush. No.

Or the bum. Up the bum with the cocaine. That's what they say. Who says that? A lot of people. Right. But not this woman. An American woman has made headlines this week

when she's tried to smuggle something on board in her carry-on luggage. I bet you, I'm going to give you two guesses, and I bet you can't guess what it is. So is it something, can I have some clues? Is it illegal, the thing? Well, she smuggled it, so yes. Is it illegal or is it frowned upon? It's definitely frowned upon.

Definitely frowned upon. Is it alive or is it dead? It's alive. Is it a puppy? It's definitely frowned upon. Definitely frowned upon. Is it alive or is it dead? It's alive. Is it a puppy? It's not a puppy. Is it a snake? It's not a snake. Well, then I'm out of guesses.

It's a baby. What? She smuggled her baby on the flight. Wait, is it her baby or is this a kidnapping? No. So this American woman was busted trying to smuggle a newborn baby out of the Philippines by hiding the child in her carry-on luggage. During the security check, the six-day-old baby was discovered inside her carry-on.

This is terrifying. How did she think? What, did she think? What, did she think she was going to put it through the X-ray and they wouldn't notice? So I haven't even thought about taking my new baby. Outside. Outside, let alone on a flight. But I'm pretty sure they fly for free.

So why did she feel the need to smuggle it? I'm pretty sure she didn't have the paperwork. Right. To show that it was her baby. So I'm not exactly sure of all the details. But yeah, there was some grey area around that. Right, okay. Six days old.

Because here's the interesting thing. If she'd just taken the flight six days earlier, she could have smuggled it inside her. So true. If it was her baby. Just accidentally came out too early. And it's definitely her baby if it's inside her, right? Isn't that wild?

No one's asking any questions. Isn't that wild that if she went six days earlier or seven days earlier, she'd be good to go? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But she technically can't fly when you're that pregnant, can you? Very good point. Unless... Why is that?

In case you go into labour. In case you go into labour because they're not equipped to deal with it on the flight. Unless you do the old trick. You go through customs. Yes. And they pull you aside and they go, Ma'am, you can't fly if you're pregnant. And you turn around and you go,

I'm not pregnant. How dare you assume that I'm pregnant? Do you think I'm fat? Are you calling me fat? I want to speak to your manager. That's happened to me. Someone thought you were pregnant. Yeah, I went up to the counter.

This is a true story. I went up to the counter and I was checking in and the woman goes, she's like, oh, she's like, we've got an exit row free. Would you like to be seated in the exit row? And I was like, I would love to be seated in the exit row More leg room, it's great She goes, oh, you can't be pregnant though

And I said, God, I'm not pregnant But I'm throwing this dress out How much lunch had you had? A lot That's a true story If you are going to smuggle a baby Probably better to do it and you carry on Than like we said up your bum

More room Brie and Clint The podcast Let's play one second song challenge Time is waiting You only get one second Of a song No hesitating

You only got one second This is the game where Brie and I play each other At guessing songs One second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second. One second. This is the game where Bree and I play each other at guessing songs. Now, I'm not going to say the score for the year because 26-0 is too intimidating. You just said it. Oh, no. Damn, I did too.

But it's you versus me, Bree. And like I said last week and the week before and the week before that and the week before that, you're due a win. I'm bloody – I'm definitely due. All you have to do to win on the back of this game is pick a winner. So let's go and talk to Holly first.

Hi, Holly. Hiya. Hi, Holly. There's mobile fuel up for grabs. It is a fill up Friday, thanks to our friends at mobile. Who's your horse? Who are you backing

in the one second song challenge? I think I'm going to back Clint. Yeah, no, probably a good decision. But you know what? You'll be kicking yourself because I am Jew. Okay. Over Jew. Over Jew.

I'm pregnant and I'm about six and a half years pregnant. We're going to have to do a stretch and sweep on you to get you a win shortly. So I'm definitely Jew. That means, Grace, you get the one who is well Jew. You get Bree. Come on, Grace. Fantastic. Good attitude.

Hey, Grace, imagine if you and I do this together. Imagine it. Oh, I'd be stoked to go down in history. It could happen. It could happen here this afternoon. Okay, who goes first this week? You go first. You want me to go first?

Oh, I don't know. You can choose. You can choose. To be honest, it's not going to matter, is it? Not really. You go first. You want me to go first? Oh, I don't know. You can choose. To be honest, it's not going to matter, is it? Not really. You go first. Okay, Brie is... Okay, well now the producers have lost.

No, I'm just kidding. No, you got this. Brie's stepping out into a soundproof room so that we can play with the exact same song so the game is fair. Awesome. All right, Clint, you can pass and just give me artist name or title of the song.

When you're ready, Ben, hit it off. Savage. Savage. Yep. One Direction. Correct. Miley Cyrus. Correct. Britney.

Correct. The King Duck. Correct. Killers. Correct. Whitney. Correct. Rihanna.

Correct. Kesha. Correct. Rihanna. Correct. Kesha. Correct. I love you, Buzzy. You got him there. All right. No, she's distracted by the sausages. Get in here.

Come on in, Sausage Girl. It's your turn. Dude, I'm a sausage girl. I've been called Sa girl in my life. Can I say? Have you? Yeah, I went to the opening of this gym and I had like six sausages at the opening

because they had a sizzle. And then the next year I went and they were like, oh, sausage girl's back. So is that bullying or is that just an accurate nickname? Accurate. Embrace it. Hey, it's your turn. It's your turn.

Okay, you ready to go? Yeah, I'm ready. You can pass if you need to, okay? Hold on. Yep. Whatever gets you in the mode. Whatever gets you in the mode. Okay, I'm ready.

All right. When you're ready, Ben, hit it off. I'm savage. Correct. Whatever gets you in the mode Whatever gets you in the mode Alright when you've already been hit it off Savage Correct One Direction Correct Miley Cyrus Correct

Britney Spears Correct Pink and Duck Correct Puss Whitney Houston Correct Rihanna Correct Kesha Correct Pass. Whitney Houston. Correct.

Rihanna. Correct. Kesha. Correct. Pass. Can you play that other one song? The other one? Oh, Mr Brightside.

Yes, correct. Well done. That was very, very good. Yes, it was. I actually went all right. You did. I enjoyed watching that. You did. Holy moly.

This week, the score is... Oh, I'm still lost. Which is why it makes this so hard to say. It's 10-9 to clinch. No! Your first nine. It's your first nine. I know.

It's your first nine. What do I have to do? You have to know who Bazzi is. Yeah, well, I was never going to get that one. Let's get Holly on. Holly, congratulations. You've won yourself some mobile fuel. You're welcome.

Sweet as. I'm so nervous. I always knew I hated that Bazzi. I still don't know who that is. That's a one second song challenge. I'm happy with that, can I say? I'm proud of you. I'm know who that is. That's a one second song challenge. I'm happy with that, can I say. I'm proud of you. I'm proud of that effort.

You're tracking up. You're tracking upwards. That's the best I've ever done. Yeah, yeah. And of course you got a perfect ten. Why couldn't you have done like last week when you got a seven? Can we just... I got an eight last week.

ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. I mean, I've brought you some aviation news already this afternoon, in this hour, actually. Can I say before the hour's out, I'll bring some more aviation news too? Yeah, but I thought, why not back it up right now? Have you got more aviation news? I have. Oh, go away.

Single-handedly orchestrated a whole hour of aviation news this afternoon. And you know what? We're the leading show for hour of aviation news this afternoon. And you know what? We're the leading show for maritime and aviation news. Sure, we never do maritime news anymore, but you can't give yourself the moniker of leading aviation and maritime-based news without doing a lot of aviation-based news. Don't mention the maritime part because, I mean, we're leading the aviation charge.

And I've got a story for you this afternoon that it's something that would happen in a movie but you would never picture it happening in real life okay so picture this you're on a flight you're ready to go on a holiday you sit down and then someone comes over the speaker and they say I'm so hot I'm so sorry passengers, but unfortunately we have been short staffed this afternoon and we don't have a pilot for the flight. This of course will cause a delay. We will get back to you shortly. I've been in a situation like that before. And it's disappointing. Yeah. We weren't on the plane We were in the lounge

And they go, the pilot's not here I'm like, how's the pilot not here? Maybe this happened in the lounge I think it happened in the lounge Anyway, one of the passengers that were meant to be on that flight They were on that flight that afternoon They've heard this And they've thought, you know what?

I'm actually a pilot off duty No, no, this is actually a pilot off duty. No, no, this is not a real thing. No, this is a true story. I'm a pilot off duty for the same company, the same airline we're about to fly on. He goes, probably not possible, but I'm going to call up, it was actually EasyJet.

I'm going to call up EasyJet, I'm going to call up the bosses. So it wasn't a real airline. Okay, you relax. Because I'm a pilot on EasyJet. I'm going to call up EasyJet. I'm going to call up the bosses. So it wasn't a real airline. Okay, you relax. Because I'm a pilot on EasyJet. You relax. He's a real pilot. That's the tagline of EasyJet. Don't undermine his pilot skills.

Want to be a pilot with EasyJet? It's easy. Just say you're a pilot. You happy with yourself? Yeah, I came up with a tagline. Anyway, this guy, he calls up his bosses and he says, look, I'm about to get on this flight. Can I fly it?

Can I take the wheel? That's the ultimate upgrade. Because you go from economy to business, business to first class, and then first class to the pilot. He thought it would never happen. He goes, I'll put it out there. It's not going to happen. They call him back in 10 minutes.

They said, Michael. We need you. We need you. This is your time. Time to shine. This is your time to jump in. Anyways, guess what happens next? What? So people start boarding the flight.

They say, cool, we've got the pilot. It's all good. He comes out in his holiday wear. Yeah, there's the other thing. He's not going to have a pilot's uniform with He doesn't have a pilot's uniform. He comes out, he gets on the loudspeaker. You know where like the air hostess stands up the front and he goes, hi guys. Just wanted to say a shout out to my wife who's in row 15 and my little boy. We're about to go on a holiday. Unfortunately, I don't have a uniform this afternoon, but I am a qualified pilot

and I will be getting you safely to your destination. I've had three Steinlager Pures in the Koru Lounge and feeling good to go. If anyone has a password to their Netflix account, I'd love to watch some videos while I fly. And then he's like, three Steinluggers, that does mean I'm under the aeroplane driving limit. Pretty sure we're not going to go through a breast testing station in the sky,

but if we do, she'll be right. Michael Bradley, I applaud you this afternoon. Well done, well done. That's quality aviation news. What a hero. Yeah. And he stepped up with an impressive skill that no one would have known that he had sitting there in his holiday jandals.

Yep. And I want to ask the people on 0800Diles.am this afternoon, what's your hidden impressive skill that you have? Yeah, what's the skill that you possess that means push come to shove, you could be the hero. You could step up. You could save the day. Do you have one? Are you quietly really, really good at something?

Me personally, you don't know this about me. I'm a qualified LPG vessel distributions expert. If you need a gas bottle filled, I actually have a certificate and I could do that for you. I was going to say,

I'm going to pretend like I know what that is. No, gas bottle, barbecue gas bottle. Oh, cool. I'm ready to go. That's a good skill to have. It's a good skill, right? It actually is. And I want to know what yours is.

0800 dial ZM. Arrow, lay an egg here. They don't work like that. They lay eggs where they want. I read they followed... Interestingly, my other special skill is radio. I don't know why that happened.

I don't know why that happened. Apparently someone else has had three Steinlagers here. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Thinking on this Friday afternoon, have I been caught up in a full hour's worth of aviation news on the Brie and Clint show? Well, you're correct.

And you're welcome too. Can I just add you're welcome? Because this is a ripping story, can I say. A guy who was travelling with his family on holiday was, he found himself in a situation where he was a pilot by trade and he was flying on the airline that he actually flew for. And they come over the loudspeaker and they say, look, the flight can't go ahead this afternoon.

We're short a pilot. And he says, I'll put my hand up. I'm ready. This is my time to shine. He flew himself and a whole bunch of other people to his holiday destination. I've listened to some of the audio from it. He just happened to have his license, his pilot's license with him. That's the thing.

He had to have his license so he could show it. They put it in a phone call and they said, you know what? Who's pulling a plane over? Imagine that. They just chuck him the keys. They're like, you know what? You're up.

Get in there. So much like his special skill, have you got one? What's your impressive skill that need be could save the day? Phil's here. G'day, Phil.

How's it going? Phil, what's your special impressive skill? I can bake a trailer around a corner. Oh, see, yep. I'll clap. I'll clap that.

I reckon that is one of the most attractive skills in a man. So sexy. And I'm a heterosexual. Like that, when I see a guy who can do that, I reckon that is one of the most attractive skills in a man. It's so sexy. And I'm a heterosexual. Like, when I see a guy who can do that, I'm like, oh, I bet he's got a hot missus, you know? Do you think I should add that to my Tinder profile? You should 100%.

Phil, you would absolutely clean up on Tinder. You're one of those guys, so you put one hand on the steering wheel and you move it with the palm of your hand, like the butt of it, and then the other hand, you put it behind the headrest of the passenger seat and you move it with the palm of your hand like the butt of it and then the other hand you put it behind the headrest of the passenger seat and you just look over your shoulder and you do it in one smooth move like that.

Yeah, but Phil, if you've got a girl in the passenger seat, you put your hand behind her neck. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I usually bag

with my head out the window but hey, that's also another option. Phil, someone just texted through, this is no joke on the text machine and they said, give me Phil's number. Can I strongly recommend your first date is to the dump?

Yes, good idea. Take her to the dump, show her your skills. Down to the Scrape Middle Yard, hey? I like that. Or boating, either or. Let's talk to Nick. Hey, Nick. How you going?

Good, thanks. Nick, what's your special impressive skill? I'm an ex-pole dancer. You are a male pole dancer? Yeah, ex-male pole dancer, but yep. Why don't you do it anymore? I got bored of it, really. Why would you give up the craft?

I kind of got a girlfriend as well, so that kind of put a kibosh to that. When Bree and I went to LA earlier this year to look for Channing Tatum. Don't tell that story. No, no, we went to that gay bar. Oh, okay, I thought you were telling another story. Oh, no, not that story. No, no, no, no, no. Remember the gay bar we went to, the chapel?

Yes, Flaming Saddles. No, the chapel. Oh, we went to a couple. We went to? The chapel? Yes, Flaming Saddles No, the chapel Oh, we went to a couple We went to a couple of gay bars, didn't we? Yes, we did And there were some men up there Working the pole Oh, that's a weird way to word it

There were some men up there Doing some pole dancing They were raking in mega tips, Nick Like, you could make some great money That's how I got my phone stolen, Nick Because I was so entranced With the male pole dancers That someone stole my phone out of my bag Just right there Because I was so entranced with the male pole dancers that someone stole my phone out of my

bag just right there because I was so entranced. Oh, right. I think you should take it back up. I'd love to know the situation that Nick's going to save the day in with his pole dancing too. I can think of a couple. Okay. Chelsea's here. Chelsea, finally, what is your impressive skill?

Pretty impressive. I can whistle like a bird. Okay. We'll be the judge of that. Hit us with your best bird whistle, Chelsea. Someone needs to put some oil on that wheel. Oh, come on. Can you do any other birds?

I'll try. It all depends on the day. Under pressure, we'll see. Let's check it's today. I'm not convinced yet, Chelsea. Come on. No, this guy's the wind. Guys, wait.

The kettle's ready. You've been with us on a journey this afternoon, a whole hour of aviation news And you go, oh, that was fun, but I'm glad it's over Think again We've got some more We've got some more And this here may actually result

Because at the moment we've only got that sting That lets you know when aviation news is happening I may have found an aviation news theme song for us I like that So this is a song It is the world's first song that has been created using exclusively noises recorded

on an aeroplane. Yep. No, I love it. It's aeroplane beatboxing. It's by one of my favourite artists, Chong the Nomad. Oh, I love him. Who I've been a fan of for a long time. Chong. The Seattle-based SoundCloud artist has made her song,

Non-Stop is the name of the song, using only sounds recorded on a Singapore Airlines Airbus A350 hashtag sponsored. So some would say this is a blatant ad for Singapore Airlines. I'm excited to hear it. I say aviation news presents itself in all forms and we are looking for a theme song. So would you like to hear it?

I'd love to hear it. We've recorded it exclusively using aeroplane sounds. Let's do it. This is Chong the Nomads. Wait for the drop. No. Send it. Send it. Fly it. Get it. Fly it.

Get it, Chong. This is why Chong's been one of my favourite artists for such a long time. You know, and I love that and I think so innovative and eclectic. It's great. But, you know, we're very serious about our aviation news and I think that would be a great theme song. But I couldn't sit here and not pitch some other ideas. As an alternate aviation news theme song?

I love that one, but I just want to pitch a couple of other... It better be better than Chong Lin. Yeah, okay. So the first one? What about, I mean, this classic? Can we defend that airplane from the night sky like shooting stars? Gotta be honest with you, it's about paint by numbers. Classic. Gotta be honest with you, it's a bit paint by numbers. He could use a dream or a genie or a wish to go back to a place much simpler than this.

You've just picked a song called Airplanes. Okay, okay, I get it. Yeah. You can't argue with this classic. Do love me a bit original, a.k.a. Elton John. I do love Elton John. Yeah, I mean, he's no Chong the Nomad, but it's all right. Yeah, yeah. What's your last option?

Now, I know you haven't seen this film, but any aviation fan will love this film and that's why they love this song. Fly away to the danger zone. Take a ride in a Tumor. Take it on. That could also be used for our indoor gardening segment. Say hello to you, look, I like it.

I like it. You think about it. We'll put it to our marketing team and they'll send it up the chain and when it comes back down, we'll have a new aviation theme song. I like that. Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM. And now it's time for Br Bree and Clint's most popular segment,

Friday Oki. I love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki.

When we can, we try and keep them topical. So this week I've chosen Kanye West's Gold Digger because he was filmed digging for earwax in his ear and then eating it. It was a top story this week. Friday Okie is where we get a song, we spend 15 minutes with a professional audio producer and then we bring whatever we've done to the show, we play it and then you decide the winner, New Zealand.

Five calls picks the winner. We're both just as bad as each other. You took it out last week, though. You smashed me with your Iggy Azalea. I was happy with it. And I can say going into it, I was confident with my version. Yours was amazing as well. Amazingly what?

This week, I'm not so confident. Well, just bask in the knowledge that last week you took a 4-1 victory. This week, maybe you've got some credit. Maybe off the back of that, people are like, Bree's good, she's going to have a good one. The audio producer, can I say, Alistair, cried with laughter when he was recording me this afternoon. Okay, we're about to roll them.

Producer Ben, I can't see on there, is button three. That's the full version. Because you're nervous and because you have the victory up your sleeve, I'll go first this week, okay? Okay. This is my Kanye West for Friday Okie this week. We need you to listen to them both in full before you decide a winner. Here we go, Bricklins.

Now I ain't saying she a gold digger But she ain't messing with no brooch and brook Now I ain't saying she a gold digger But she ain't messing with no broke She broke Now I ain't saying she a gold digger But she ain't messing with no broke She broke Get down girl go ahead get down Get down girl go ahead get down

Get down girl go ahead get down Get down girl go ahead Cutie the bomb met her at her beauty salon With her baby Louis Vuitton under her underarm She said, I can tell you rock, I can tell by your charm For us girls, you gotta flock, I can tell by your charm And your um, but I'm looking for the one Have you seen her?

My psychic told me she gon' have a ass like Serena Trina, Gina, for Lopez, four kids And I gotta take all they bad asses to showbiz Okay, get your kids, but then they got their friends. I pulled up in the Benz and they all got up in. We all went to den and then I had to pay. If you messing with this girl then you better be paid. You know why?

It take too much to touch her. From what I heard she got a baby but bust her. My best friend said she used to mess with Usher. I don't care what none of y'all say. I still love her. I'm in trouble. I'm in trouble. I'm in big trouble. The hardest bit, I think, is doing the Jamie Foxx vocals in the background.

No, mate. The hardest bit for me was all of it. Well, you say that. We haven't heard yours yet. I'm happy to not play mine and for you to take the win. No, because what if you win? What if you win? What if you win?

You know? And don't do it's worth it. And don't do this thing. Don't do this thing where you drum up sympathy for yourself by saying how bad it's going to be. You wait. You wait. The producers are like, yeah, don't play it.

Have you guys heard it? Okay. Here we go. Here we go. This is Bree's take on Friday Oki this week. I'm so sorry, New Zealand. She give it more. Now I'm saying she a gold digger. Well, I'm a no, New Zealand. Get down girl, go ahead, get down I gotta leave Get down girl, go ahead She keepin' money

Cutie the Bob met her at a beauty salon With a baby loose baton under, under her arm She said, I can tell you rock, I can tell by your charm Far as girls go you flock, I can tell by your charm Under your arm, but I'm looking for the one, have you seen her? My psychic told me she'll have an ass like Serena Trina Jennifer Lopez, four kids And I gotta take all that badass to showbiz

Okay, you got your kids, then you got your friends I pulled up in my beds and they all got up in We all went to dinner and then I had to pay If you're messing with this girl, then you better be paid You know why? It takes too much to touch her From what I heard, she got a baby, but bust her My best friend said she used to mess with Usher I don't care what none of y'all say, I still love her I'm to be single forever.

I don't mean to be rude. Did the producer put the beat in your headphone? Like, did you? Shut up, dickhead. Did you know we're like the rhythm of the song? Why are you still playing're like the rhythm of the... I got a little... Yeah! She can't be burning! Why are you still playing me in the background?

Oh, wait, the phone lines are open and we need a winner, okay? So it goes, Brie sounds like Iggy Azalea, and that's not a compliment. Okay, all right. Brie sounds like she's still constipated. I tried my best We need a winner, okay? We need five votes

And we would love you to choose the winner of Friday Oki Is it me? Or is it Brie? ZM, Spree and Clint The podcast Friday Oki She's a big one this week We've taken on Kanye West's iconic song Gold Digger

Can I say I bow down to ye Kanye West? Someone who's just heard our renditions has texted in and said, first time caller, last time listener. Yep, fair enough. My ears are hurting. Someone else said, had Brie heard the song?

Had Brie heard the song before today's segment? Of course, you'll remember Brie's version of it sounding like this. My best friend said she used to mess with Usher. I don't care what none of y'all say, I still love her. Of course, you'll remember Brie's version of it, something like this. And my version. I still love her. That little back end bit, I think I matched you. The rest of it, however.

You mean the Jamie Foxx backing? This hit? No, no, no. Oh, those last two lines. Brie goes to me, yeah, by the end I got my flow on. And then I did not have enough time to go fix the rest. We need a winner, and every week we ask you, New Zealand, to decide who that winner is.

First, Yulia, you're going to decide who gets your vote. Me or Brie? The name of Yulalia. Yulalia. I'mulalia. Eulalia. I'm very sorry, Eulalia. No, Eulalia. I knew that was your name, Eulalia. You've called us before.

But I still vote for Clint. Oh, he got your name wrong, Eulalia. I'm sorry, but Bree, I listen to this every Friday. Unfortunately, I'm driving and I don't have any other radio station. But today I have to vote for Clint. Holy shit. We just got burnt massive by Eulalia. Unfortunately, I have no other radio station. That's a sad indictment.

Clint, hold on one second. Can you just take that knife out of my back that Eulalia put in it? Yeah, cool. Thanks, mate. I appreciate that. Jenna is here. You got vote number two. Hi, Jenna. Thanks, mate. I appreciate that. Jenna is here. You got vote number two. Hi, Jenna.

Hi. Who's got it for you? I'm going to have to say Bree. Jenna, I knew I loved you from the moment you rang in. I thought she was a good bitch. Jenna, did you hear it? Yes, it's the enthusiasm that gets it. It gets it every time.

Thanks. I think you're a bit... Jenna's gone into a tunnel just in time for me to cut her off. Daniel's here. Hi, Daniel. Hi, Dan. Hey, guys. How are you?

Talk to us, Dan. What are you thinking? Bree, my G. Yes, my G. That was horrific. It was horrific. It was bad this week, wasn't it? It was terrible, mate.

I think Clint West has this one, mate. Clint West. Love it. Clint West all day. Thank you, Daniel. You have a great weekend, mate. That's 2-1. Let's go to Carlos. this one, mate. Clint West. Love it. Clint West all day. Thank you, Daniel. You have a great weekend, mate. That's 2-1. Let's go to Carlos.

Kia ora, Carlos. Yo, yo. How are we? What up, Carlos? Yo, baby. What are you thinking? Honestly, I've got to say, I'm hoping that's going to turn up on Spotify soon, man, because you've got me to vote.

That was madness. Yes, my G. That was madness. I want to kill you a boop. Carlos. Like a G-sign. Yeah, my boo. How is it this close?

I love that guy. Okay, that means we're tied. We're tied. That means we're tied. Cameron, you have the final vote. Hi, Cameron. Who's taking up Friday Oaky this week? Well, probably Brie.

Cameron, you've made dreams come true this afternoon. Thank you, Cameron. Cameron. Thank you. I mean, he sounds like a very smart child. I love you, Cameron. Have a great weekend. Thank you very much mean, he sounds like a very smart child. I love you, Cameron. Have a great weekend. Thank you very much.

This is rigged. This is absurd. I wouldn't normally lose my biscuit. If I thought I'd gone down in a fair fight, I wouldn't normally kick up. She didn't even, it wasn't even in time. It's true. I think the people chose the rightful winner.

Can I just say it's now 9-7 to Bree on Friday, okay? You are. I suppose we know what happens if you win Friday, okay, right? Oh, yeah, you're entitled to your replay. No. Not the full. Not the full. Yeah?

No. I think full replay. No, don't do that to the people. I think full replay. No, not full replay. I think you won it, so. I know the button press. I know the button press. I know the button press.

She giving more. Now I'm saying she a gold digger. Well, I'm a noob. But she ain't messing with no broke to broke. She giving more. Now I'm saying she a gold digger. Well, I'm a noob. But she ain't messing with no broke to broke.

I got loo. Get down, girl. Go ahead, get down. I got loo. Get down, girl. Go ahead, get down. I got loo. Get down, girl.

Go ahead, get down. I got loo. Get down, girl. Go ahead. She giving more. Cutie the bar met her at a beauty salon. I just wanted some of the rap. Let's do a birthday banger, shall we? This will cleanse the palate. You know, this will really get us moving again. We need a good one for a Friday afternoon. We take your birthdays, figure out what was top of the charts on your 16th. I've got a good feeling about today.

Tracey's here. Hi, Trace. Hi, Trace. Hey, how's it going? Good. How are you? Awesome. That's good.

What's your birthday, Tracey? It's the 10th of May in 79. Okay. You were 16 in 1995 on the 10th of May in 79. Okay. You were 16 in 1995 on the 10th of May. And back in the 90s, this reached number one. Montel 20, no, Montel Jordan, sorry. What a tune. Produced by Dr. Dre as well, I think.

You get This Is How We Do It. You excited about that? Yeah, pretty excited. I would have gone with a bit of Cotton Eye Joe, but that's all right. Is that what you were hoping for? I loved it back then. You know what they say, though?

You don't choose your birthday banger. Your banger. Nah, that's fair enough. Your birthday banger chooses you. You almost messed up our text. Sorry. Roz is here. Hi banger. God, it's fair enough. Your birthday banger chooses you. You almost messed up our text. Sorry. Roz is here. Hi, Roz.

Hello, Roz. Hi, happy Friday. She's calling us from inside a hurricane, but it's good to have you here. How is the hurricane, Roz? It's pretty weak. What's your birthday? I can't believe her husband's name is Hurricane. What's your birthday? Oh, I can't believe her husband's name is Hurricane. What's your birthday?

Did you say, Ros? The 16th of November, 1987. Okay, you were 16 in 2003 on the 16th of November, and this is your birthday banner. How many dudes you know flow like this? How many dudes you know flow like this? Not many. Not many.

Not many. Not many. How many dudes you know got skin? The Icon The Crusader aka the Dan Carter of rap aka Sonny Bill on the flow aka Scribble aka Scribe

that's not many the remix awesome you don't sound like you like it no it's good. It's good. I like Tracy's one too. Oh, she likes Tracy's. All right.

That happens on this segment. You hold tight and that hurricane will come back to you. Last one is Justine. Hi, Justine. Hi there. How's it going? Hi, and Justine with the best phone line of the bunch. That's good.

I pulled over. It's pouring where I am as well. Is it? Whereabouts are you, Justine? I'm in Wellington. Oh, of course. Let's do it for the capital. What's your birthday?

Okay, I'm older than all of them. 13 November 1974. I love it, Justine. You were 16 in 1990 on the 13th of November. And back in the early 90s, this topped the charts. I got the hook while my DJ was barking. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 13th of November. And back in the early 90s, this topped the charts. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Ripping off a Queen and David Bowie classic, Vanilla Ice and Ice Ice Baby. That's nice. I like that. I like that. Yeah, I like that. Nothing like a one-hit wonder and birthday banger. Wait there, Justine.

Yeah, I like them all too. It's a really strong... Some days we have have like, there's three and you're like, oh, what are we going to choose? Then some days you get them like this where they could all win. I hate days like this. What does your gut say? See, I thought Scribe. My gut goes Scribe.

Then I remembered the Montel Jordan one. No, I've got to go with my gut. I've got to go with my gut and I've got to go with Scribe. My gut says Ice Ice Baby. Oh, we haven't been split for a while. We haven't. But hey. You sure I can't convince you to go with Scribe?

Not many. Not many. No, I was split between Ice Ice Baby and Montel Jordan. In that case, I would like to choose producer Ben as the deciding vote this afternoon. Ben, who wins birthday banger this afternoon? I'm going to go Scribe. Well, he's from Christchurch, so of course

he's going to pick Scribe. That's got nothing to do with it. Why are you always picking the producer that gets to have a vote? Next time, I'm picking the producer. Let's do it. Roz, you win birthday bagger. Congratulations. Woo-hoo.

Get it, Roz. Bree and Clint, Friday afternoon. This is ZDM. Everybody gets feelin' that I'm out just because I kill some antics All stage for the power reaction Everyone just bow your asses Keep it movin', uh-huh, you see the music South Auckland, raise your arms Let me see you throw it up And I will always represent my crew

Deceptive, septic, cross, what? How many dudes you know go like this? How many dudes you know flow like this? Not many, if any Not many, if any How many dudes you know got the skills to go in and rock a show like this? Uh-uh, uh-uh, I don't know anybody Y'all know who this is, act right

It's the kid coming up that's Float was on tap, rolled enough drafts, know enough raps All the head skill, little crush cats But it's hard to spit without coming off every inning Y'all insist, I'm dropping comparisons to y'all who sit Now it's running and chattering, get off, but you're so f***ing embarrassing Girl, I want no part of this, upon this ish I'm sorta ill like a pharmacist, I'm on to this

I've been broke like promises, so if you get me started, kids You're gonna see the consequence, and y'all don't want that Cause I stay on, give me your words to play on And I'ma make your written look thick Like you lost your pen and wrote with a crayon But yo, y'all should play the back like the scenery, I'm dope The writing's on the wall like graffiti, so Y'all can even hold your own, you get a manicure

If you going toe to toe, suppose you know That I shoot tracks like kicks, cause I'm clean when I mine. I break minds if I put a watch in a bum bag That's the only scene where I waste time. Let's go. How many dudes you know go like this? How many dudes you know flow like this? Not many, not many, not many, not many How many dudes you know got the skills to go and rock a show like this? Uh uh, uh uh, I don't know anybody. How many dudes you know go like this? How many dudes you know flow like this I don't know anybody how many do you know go like this how many do you know go like this congratulations if you made it not many if any how many do you know got the skills to go in I don't know anybody yo Scraps here so give it up I never put the mic down when I pick it up I rip

it up so dope this year everybody want a hit of us but y'all need to breathe because you're kicking up we refuse to leave you can't get rid of us yo they think I'm on up, I rip it up So dope this year, everybody wanna hit a boss But y'all need to breathe because you're hickin' up We refuse to leave, you can't get rid of us Yo, they think I'm on drugs, workers come in the club And I be dancin' by myself like I don't give a f*** Scribe on the mic and write an elegant flow Even drop a glass of yo for the lyrically slow Not hypothetically, physically, let her you know I got my rhyme packed tight, you're more ready to go

Made some mistakes in the past, that was yesterday Today I'm on my way to a better way Forever bringin' together what you separate So whether you like it or not, I'ma elevate You know this rhyme has been taking time to celebrate Relax and take a breath, yo I'm here to stay, you're not going away Can I get a yes, yo? Yes, yes, yo!

Check it out Check it out Can't no one like me How many dudes you know go like this? How many dudes you know flow like this? Not many, if any How many dudes you know got the skills to go and rock a show like this? Thank you. It's all good when you come to my heart.

Can you please give it up for Savage? It's all good, yeah. Oh, shit. Thank you. Very much. Bree and Clem, that's the winner of Birthday Banger today from Scribe. I tried. Featuring P-Money, Savage, Conside, Decepticons.

It's not many of the remakes. Do you regret it? I don't regret it. I love that song, but you know what the spirit of Birthday Banger is, and that wasn't the spirit. Ice Ice Baby. What are you referring to? No, not Ice Ice Baby.

Producer Ellie, what do you think? If we came to you for the vote, what were your thoughts? I was actually going to pick the third song that no one touched Because in my opinion, Ice Ice Baby is nice but it's repetitive It gets boring after the first verse You just say that because you're a queen

I don't regret it I accept the text messages that have come in criticising me for it. A lot of love too, though. You know, there's hope. No, there wasn't much love. No, between me and Ben, there was a lot of love. And then when we went off here,

Bree's like, man, I do love this song. No, I do love that song. Don't get me wrong, I love Thrive. Yes, that's how we do it. It's a Friday night. Oh, damn, it's in the song. Here you go. That's why. You should have come to's why you should have picked this song.

No, you wanted Ice Ice Baby. Oh damn it. You should have come to me. But we could have went to Ellie and she could have picked that song. Technically, it would have been done by me. ZM Spree and Clint, the podcast. No story has divided two countries more in the last seven days than the story of the vegan suing her neighbours for cooking meat on their barbecue in the backyard.

She said she could smell the meat wafting into her backyard, which made her backyard unusable. Unusable. Yeah, it's everywhere. A vegan in Perth has been cooking up a storm with her neighbours. She has basically taken them all the way to the Supreme Court demanding that they stop smoking, the kids stop bouncing balls and playing basketball, and they even

stop backyard barbecues. Now, Nikki, Priscilla Carden lost the case, but she is vowing to continue this legal battle. It's a real lawsuit. She's actually suing her neighbours. No, she's already taken them to court.

And lost. And lost. And now she's taking them to the Supreme Court. And the bit we haven't focused on, everybody's very taken by the vegan part of it. Yes. No one's talked much about how she's also suing the kids for bouncing a ball. I can't enjoy my back out.

I can't go out there. Do you think they're doing this on purpose? Absolutely. Of course they are. It's deliberate. It's what I said to the court. It's deliberate. my back out i can't go out there do you think they're doing this on purpose absolutely of course they are it's deliberate that's what i said to the court it's deliberate they've just banged the the wall at any time when i've been sleeping then their kids with their basketballs just banging and vibe it vibrates this part of the house it's been devastating got a vibrating house my neighbors actually made a complaint against me

for banging balls against the wall. And vibrations. Again, that case also not upheld. This is where it gets interesting. So yesterday we brought you the story of the Facebook event which had yesterday 2,000 attendees where someone had said, we're going to do a barbecue outside her house.

It started a lot of interest. A lot of interest. It's grown and grown and grown. The man who says he's staging a peaceful protest by having a barbecue outside Cilla the Vegan's house has done an interview because the event has gone viral. Here he is. So at the very start, initially, this event wasn't even going to happen. This was just a funny event for Facebook.

And then we actually had about five or six neighbors of the woman who live on the street. They actually offered up their front lawns. They said, hey, if you guys want to actually make this event happen, you can come onto our front lawn. You can use our barbecue. We have nine residences in the street saying that if we did want to make this event happen, they're more than welcome to open up their backyards, open up their homes, volunteer their time. And to date at the moment from this morning,

we have approximately 250 kilos of donated meat from local butcher stores and supermarkets actually offering us up meat to use for the barbecue in support. The passive-aggressive energy involved here is next level. Look, I don't want to be the party pooper, but has it gotten a little out of hand? Possibly. I mean...

They're cooking 250 kilos of meat. The man who's organised that event, it's now so popular, I think it's close to 10,000 people now. It's a festival. He said he is not equipped to handle it. So first of all, he advertised for an events manager. He said, do you have experience organising an event on this scale? I need help.

So he's looking for like a concert promoter to come on board. Can you imagine who would play at an event like that? I could picture ACDC also. Oi! Oi! Meatloaf comes on after And who would close the show Sausage band

Anyway It's now got so big he's taken the Facebook post down Oh he's closed it Yeah because you're right It is now verging on bullying It is a bit The problem is the event showed the address of the vegan legal pursuant.

So there's nothing stopping people going and having a say. Throwing sausages over her backyard fence. Absolutely my point, yeah. Ah, Australia. Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM. Tinder has been a big thing in a lot of millennials' lives and other people. New way to date, right?

A lot of people on Tinder these days. And you know what? It shouldn't just be for the younger generation. It should be for the older generation. It should be for anyone who can work a smartphone. Exactly right. If you can work a smartphone, then you should have Tinder. Yep.

If you're single. Oh, is that the Bowie draw? If you're single and looking for love. And that's the way you want to find people. You know my flatmate, she loves an older man. Does she? And the way she finds them is she sets her Tinder profile to quite the old age. Are they well versed in how to use it,

the older gentlemen on Tinder? So you know my flatmate. You know who I'm talking about. She's 26. Yeah. How old do you think she's setting her? 45. That's right.

Is that my bang on? Yep, bang on. 45, I can imagine they still know how to use it. I think when you move into the 55-60 bracket, it's more likely they're divorced, but it's imported their profile picture from Facebook that their ex-wife set up for them, and it's highly likely that their ex-wife is in their Tinder profile picture.

So if I said to you, what if an 83-year-old grandma by the name of Hattie was on Tinder? I'd say get it, girl. Good on you. Get it. I've seen a picture, and she is in good nick for an 83-year-old, and she says for the past eight months,

she has been swiping right on younger men because she wants to fulfill her sexual needs. I'm on Tinder to find young lovers. My name is Hattie. I'm 83 years old. I think I know more about male's genitalia than any doctor. Hattie, 83. Fascinating older beauty is seeking a steady younger friend lover for a shared life of adventure and passion.

She doesn't sound 83. Doesn't she? Doesn't she? Well, I picture her at 83. Hi, I'm Hattie. I was around during the Second World War. So she's had a few ciggies. All right.

I... Do you want to hear her Tinder bio? Yeah, okay, yeah. So this to hear her Tinder bio? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So this is what her Tinder bio reads. It says Hattie, 83, fascinating older beauty.

She's divvly as that. Seeking a steady younger friend slash lover for a shared life of adventure and passion. No pro Trump and no players. So she, she's woke. I love it. She also gives the information that the youngest man she has been with at 83 is how old do you think? Oh, please don't say he's sub 20. Like I'll be a bit weirded out if he's 18.

He's 18. He's 18. Oh, shit. But she likes a solid 33, okay? Even at half your age plus seven, 33 is too young. Oh, God. I just, I feel like it'd be like handling a museum artefact.

I'd be so terrified I was going to break it. She's looking for a really good paleontologist, actually. She says paleontologists know how to handle it. Bring your magnifying glass, baby. ZM's Free and Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles. Register, fill up, redeem points for rewards. Easy.

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