ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 7th 2018

Episode Date: September 7, 2018

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ZM! Let's go, go, go! Now let me see you dance! ZM's Brie and Clint! Woo! Yeah, baby, it's Friday! Hello, how are you doing? I knew it smelled different.

Yeah, how are you feeling? You happy? I'm feeling good. I've got this champagne. Yeah, we do have a bit of champagne in the studio today. This is our last day before we have a week off. I know! That feels good, hey?

Oh, we haven't even talked about that. Yeah, so we're going to take a week off. I know. That feels good, hey? Oh, we haven't even talked about that. Yeah. So we're going to take a week off. Surprise. But then we'll come back. Hear the crowds roar. Yay! We're going to give you a week's break from us.

Yeah. I just want to quickly run through the really exciting things that are happening today. There's a lot today. We're going to give away All Blacks tickets in five minutes time. Okay? So very shortly, you can start calling for those. We've got four tickets to give away. Yes, we do. Two double passes. That's huge. We also have a big announcement

to make at five o'clock. It's not a big announcement. It's a huge announcement. We're looking for somebody. Okay. We need to find somebody and that could be you for our, well, it's a radio first. It's a radio world first, and we want you to be a part of it if you fit the bill. Yeah, we'll explain everything at five o'clock. Plus, I've got your last pair of Crocs for you today. Oh, my God. Yeah. I'm so excited.

Yeah, well, your final pair, your Croc journey will come to an end. Mate, it's been a long week, but it's also been a rewarding week. Today also is Friday, which means Friday Jams is on. Come to an end. Mate, it's been a long week, but it's also been a rewarding week. Today also is Friday, which means Friday Jams is on. We'll give away a double pass to Friday Jams live in the show. Speaking of which, I think I may have found the greatest Friday Jam of all time. You've been boasting about this all afternoon. This is big.

This is big. Now, I've got to be honest. When are we doing that? I'm going to do it right now. We're going to do it right now. I'm going to play it for you right now. I've got to be honest. When are we doing that? I'm going to do it right now. Oh, we're going to do it right now. I'm going to play it for you right now. I've got to be honest. It's a remix. You've gone high saying it's the best Friday jam of all time.

I think it's really going to get you. Let me just... All right. Now, I know you're familiar. Sandstorm. So you think, right? It's great. Tell me this isn't the remix you want to hear on New Year's Eve this year.

Oh, my God. No. No. No. That's right. Don't do it to the people. No! No! Yesterday it was Whitney Houston.

Today it's Baby Shark Sandstorm remix. Who has created that? Well, there goes my concentration for the next three hours because all that's going to be in my brain is this. Oh no, I'm in my brain is this. I think you get the idea, right? You're welcome, New Zealand. Take that into your weekend. Here's a real Friday jam. Call us now if you want two tickets to the All Blacks.

Bree and Clint, ZM. ZM's Bree and Clint. We're going to try and send some people to the All Blacks. So this week, we have double passes to All Blacks versus Springboks. Not this weekend, next weekend in Wellington. You need to get yourself there. Yes, these ones you do. Yes, but then we were giving away the VIP package.

So the ultimate All Blacks experience, you can win on ZM Online. Okay, if you go there, there's flights of comm and category A tickets. Yes. This is a double pass that we have right now. The only catch is, the only thing standing between you and two free tickets

is Bree. Bree's knowledge of the All Blacks is not great. I wish it was better. I'm trying. I'm learning as I go. Well, we're teaching you through this game as well. You're learning. That's for sure.

You now know. I know that Richie McCaw is married to the ex-captain of the Black... Is it the Black Sticks? Black Sticks, yeah. Black Sticks. Well done. Tasman. Tasman, are you there?

I am, hello. Okay, two tickets. Oh, come on, Tasman. I really want to win them for you. Do you think Bree has this in the bag? Tasman, if you could stop indicating for two seconds. I'm just trying to ask you a question. Okay, I'm ready.

Okay, pull your car over. It is. Okay, good. Glad to hear it. Bree, for two tickets to the All Blacks for Tasman. Oh, no. Which of these All Blacks has not played 100 games for the All Blacks? Is it A. Oh, come on.

Sonny Bill Williams. Yep. Is it B. Tony Woodcock. Oh, come on. Keep it together. Being an adult. It's hard.

Come on. I'm sure. It's hard not to laugh after Woodcock. I'm sure Woody would not appreciate that. Or is it C, Owen Franks? Okay. Well, my logical brain, because I am a rugby league fan. Yes.

And I know Sonny Bill had a big career in rugby league before he came over to rugby union. Yes, he did. Which means he wouldn't have had as much time, I'm going to say, as the other players. Yeah. Because he would have started later. So you'd like to... Because he played for the Bulldogs for a long time.

I'm going to lock in Sonny Bill Williams. Sonny Bill Williams is correct. What a try, New Zealand. Get in there, son. Tasman, two tickets to the All Blacks. Yes, Tasman. Now, I have an ultimatum for you here, Tasman. Would you like to double down on this and go double or nothing?

I actually have two more tickets. You can either choose to take the double pass that you have right now, or you can risk it to make it four tickets. I'll ask Bree another question. If she gets it right, you get four tickets. If she gets it wrong, you get no tickets. What would you like to do?

I think I'll take what I've got because I don't have that many friends. So I'll be nice if I take all of them. I thought you were going to say because I've got no faith in Bree and I was going to say that's a good decision. Yeah, no. Fair enough, Tasman.

Well done. We'll send you out two tickets, okay? Okay, thank you so much. Nice work. Sweet as. There you go. Hey, well done. Thank you, mate.

That makes you three from four. You only got one of them wrong. I feel good about it. That also means that extra double pass that I have we'll give away later in the show. So we'll have two more tickets to the All Blacks after grabs a little bit later. Cool, let's do that. ZDM's Bree and Clint. I'm too sexy

for my Crocs. Too sexy for my Crocs. Crocs on my feet. Not an accurate representation of Harry, but for comedic purposes it works. Guys, it's Kermit. This week, Bree's footwear has been taken over by a designer brand, new, emerging, you

might not have heard of it yet, very high street. It's called Crocs. You mean Crocs? Oh, is that how you pronounce it? C-R-O-C-S. Crocs. Is it Crocs? Yeah, yeah.

Well, I saw them at Fashion Week and I got a hot tip that these are the next most wanted shoe. So we've cycled you through the week wearing different shoes, different Crocs, just to get you in the mood, or should I say in fashion terms, a la mode. Did you only do this because I told you I hated them so much? Partly, but in a positive way. In a position of full immersion. You of um uh like full immersion you've changed my life i have right to be honest though let's get real real chat for a second at the start of the week i was so uncomfortable yeah and it really made me think about why i was so uncomfortable

and why i was so embarrassed and i've actually kind of come to the fact that I now wear it with pride. I'm like, yeah, I'm wearing Crocs. You said this yesterday. I've helped you find yourself. Okay. Well, relax. I've sent you on a journey inward. Relax.

I wouldn't go that far. I'm like a spiritual Gandalf. I gave you the ring, the Crocs. All right. And sent you to Mordor. And here you are, a different person. God, you exaggerate, don't you? They're your words.

I'm just reinterpreting them. I have your final pair of Crocs. I have them here. These are them here. At the moment, you're wearing the white Kylie Jenners. Which I, these are my favourite. You wore them out to dinner last night to a BYO. Yeah, wore them out to dinner.

I saw you Instagram them. Got a few compliments. Yeah. Right, you're wearing these with pride now. Don't mind them. I'm not going to give you these just yet. I'm going to give you another hour or so in the white ones. I was ready for my next present.

Nah, I thought we could go on a little journey together just to, you know, relive the good times. There's been some ups and downs, I will say, this week. Because it's not just the white Crocs you've had on this week. There have been a lot of them. So what are we about to listen to? Your week in Crocs. I'm too sexy for my Crocs.

I said to you, give me the week and I will change your mind. Okay, the people who voted, 75% of people want you in Crocs this week. I hate all of you. These are the one pair that I said not to get. It's the classic croc, the ones that don't have the holes in the top. Yeah. And they have flames all over. Yeah, they're a spicy meatball. They're horrific. I also got you the special grip ones. So they're going to be good for our workout. We're going to go and do a body pump class. No. Hey, I just wanted to check. I hate you. Yep, still. No, no,

it's not about me. You're on the rower. How's the performance of the croc? Absolutely no support! We hear you're off to a big show, so let's make sure you're good to go. Tonight's crocs were made for Pink. So where's your basket, mate?

Oh! Tell us what you've got. I am now the proud owner of a pair of fluoro pink crocs. Oh, my God. How appropriate. How in theme. If you go and get a photo with her, I have organised for a pair of pink crocs just like yours for us to give away.

No one is going to do that because no one wants these. You watch. Because you got a photo with Brie and you tagged us in it, you put it on our page, we have your very own pair of hot pink Crocs winging their way to you ASAP. Oh, wicked. Please get accustomed with your new camouflage Crocs. I can't see them. Where did they go?

Who is buying these? We've organised a full range of camouflage gear for you to do a hunting and fishing photo shoot. I'm about to reveal to you your very first picture, mountaineering. Oh, my God. Your second picture, I like to call aerial assault. The final picture of you deep in the wetlands

as you finally locate the croc you've been looking for. Holy hell. I'm too sexy for my crocs. What a journey, New Zealand. We've been on it together via Bree's feet. Oh, my God. And the good news is it's not over. You will receive your final pair of Crocs, your Friday Crocs,

before 6 o'clock, okay? Can I just say I was getting a bit emotional listening to that. I know. What an amazing job. Can I just give a shout-out real quick to our producer, Ben, who put that together? Took me on a journey, Ben. Yeah.

And, you know, I'm pretty proud of where we've ended up. Yeah. Let's not forget who you're giving all the credit to. Oh, and also you, mate. I mean, you know. The guy who helped you find yourself through footwear. You're like my sensei. Yeah.

I'm your guru. Thank you, Clint. Bree and Clint, we're talking hangover food next. We may be able to sort you out with some ideas to improve your weekend. Oh, improving your feet, improving your food. This is the show for you. Better living, everybody. It's the self-help show.

Bree and Clint, ZM. Because we need it. ZM's Bree and Clint. We all know on this show that one of my all-time favourite things is Uber Eats. Yeah, I like to call you an Uber Eats gold member. Like if they had a VIP membership. Remember how McDonald's used to do those stickers on the windscreen when you went through the drive-thru and you could be a McDonald's drive-thru VIP?

Amazing. You'd be that. I would be that person. We'd get a sticker for your front door so when the Uber Eats guy shows up, he'd go, oh my God, this is where she lives. It's actually really sad. I know some of my Uber Eats guy shows up he'd go oh my god this is where she lives it's actually really sad I know some of my Uber Eats delivery guys

by name see that is equal parts sad and lovely yeah I like to see them every weekend you know what you need to do

what cut out the middle man get their phone number remove remove say to him because I don't know how much they get

let's say they get a six dollar delivery fee say they get half of that. Tell them you'll give them five cash. Uber Eats is like, no, no, no. Because they already know your order. True. They know what you're getting.

They know what you're looking for. Damien, if you're listening, let's chat. Right. So Uber Eats is now available in New Zealand, in Auckland, Wellington, Hamilton, Christchurch, Dunedin, which is a lot of places. Yeah, and if you don't know what it is, it's food delivery. Yeah.

You can order the food via the app. It all pays for itself from your credit card and the food just shows up. It's like magic. It's great. There's more than 1,200 restaurants on the Uber Eats app across New Zealand, which is really cool. And Bree's tried them all. And I've...

Literally. So it's actually its first birthday in Wellington today. Oh, happy birthday, Uber Eats. For Wellington. And there's some interesting stats that are coming out of Wellington today about Uber Eats. Yeah. So there's all these stats that Uber Eats have released

about Wellington customers, which, I mean, I think this applies to a lot of people. But it's interesting to see that Wellington's hungriest customer ordered from Uber Eats, I think this might even beat my record, 21 times in one week. Is that even? How many meals? No, it's three times a day.

Oh, so that's every single meal. Every single meal. Right. That's a good effort. I wonder if they did that to get noticed. Like if they were like, I wonder if they will. Maybe they liked the delivery driver and they just wanted to see that person multiple times. Or maybe they were incredibly lazy.

I think it's probably the last one. The largest order that was. What are you Uber Eatsing for breakfast? McDonald's. Oh. Yeah, good point. The largest order that was ordered on Uber Eats was worth $494. So you've done this.

I know that you have shown up to parties and you've gone in varying states of disrepair. You've gone, I think everybody would like some food. I ordered $172 worth of kebabs to a party once. And that makes you a good person. That makes you a legend. I just wanted everyone to be happy, you know. And were they? Oh, they were stoked.

They were calling me the female Jesus. Well, all right. It's a little bit far, but. I think that's pretty appropriate. The most interesting thing, the most interesting stat that's come out of Uber Eats Wellington because it's their first birthday was what people in Wellington are ordering for breakfast on weekends. So we're talking a hangover meal.

You'd think it'd be a McMuffin, a hash brown, like a normal person. Yeah. I don't think you can get KFC breakfast, but if you could, I'd think it'd be a McMuffin. Yep. A hash brown. Yep. Like a normal person. Yeah, I don't think you can get KFC breakfast, but if you could, I'd think it'd be that. You'd be doing it. Yeah. People in Wellington, the most popular weekend hangover dish, get this, is the king salmon bagel from Best Ugly Bagels. It's a mix of cream cheese, smoked salmon and capers.

Wellington people are the bougiest people in the country. How fancy are they? They say that it's Aucklanders. It's not. Wellington is undercover bougie AF. They look like all their clothes are from op shops but they're actually from high street designer stores and they're not

eating McMuffins. They're eating salmon cream cheese bagels when they're hung over. And you know what they're hungover from? Top shelf champagne. But not the main brand, a hipster brand that was brewed in the Aro Valley. I actually love Wellington. What would it be called? It'd be called like bootleg.

Everything's bootleg. Yeah, true. Everything's bootlegged and served in a jar in Wellington. And I love Wellington for that, but I'm just saying. Wellington's beautiful, but they're bougie. They're very bougie. Like I heard if you have- Your hangover meal is a salmon bagel.

I love a salmon bagel. Don't get me wrong. But once you check on the delivery fee as well, the $6, what is that going to cost you? $48? If you move to Wellington, you have to own a top hat and a monocle and if you don't, they give you one when you arrive. Yeah, it's like a welcoming gift.

It's amazing. You pick it up from the beehive. We want to ask on 0800DOLLZM this afternoon. Or they deliver it to you on an e-bike. Sorry. Can I change the beef patty out for a mushroom? And I just want a mushroom and maybe instead of the bread, I might just get an avocado.

Can I have an avocado burger, please? Is the Coca-Cola cold, Brute? Drip. It's drip dry. We put it through a T-shirt and then we wring it out into a glass. And then what we do is we send it to the North Pole and we freeze it and then we bring it back over for you to enjoy. We're just making fun because we wish that we were that fancy.

I wish I was that. Exactly. I want a salmon bagel right now. Me too. What do you want to know? What do you want to do? I want to know. 0800 dial ZM.

It's pretty simple. What's your go-to hangover meal? Oh, is that all you want to know? That's all. Okay. We're going into the weekend. I want some ideas. What's your go-to hangover meal?

Or what's the password to get into the coolest underground bar in Wellington? No, no, no, hangover meal. 0800 dial ZM. Or you can text us on 9696. ZM's brain clamped. It's Uber Eats' first birthday in Wellington today, so happy birthday. Yeah, happy birthday, not real person. What an amazing gift, though, to the world.

Well, you're saying happy birthday to an app. The best app ever created. Yeah. Uber Eats is available across a lot of places in New Zealand now, and they've released stats about Wellington customers, what their favourite hangover food is on a weekend. I found this fascinating, and this is the future we live in too, because everything you do online is tracked a weekend. I found this fascinating. And this is the future we live in too,

because everything you do online is tracked, whether you like it or not. Exactly. They have your data and we can get information like this. So according to Uber Eats, the most popular weekend hangover dish in Wellington is the King's Salmon Bagel from Best Ugly Bagels, a mix of cream cheese, smoked salmon and capers. I mean, that sounds delish.

It also sounds very la-di-da. But like if I'm hungover, I'd probably eat anything. Let's be honest. If you're hungover on a Sunday, you're probably regretting how much money you spent the night before as well. And if you can afford an Uber Eats, I'd be going Macca's Drive-Thru. Same. I'd be going McMuffins and hash browns.

I've just had a look. How much is it worth? How much is this bougie bagel worth? I've had it before. It's a phenomenal bagel. Sounds amazing. Get your money ready, New Zealand. So the King Salmon from Best Ugly Bagels,

if you were to pick it up yourself, is $15. Whoa! So tag on a $6 Uber Eats delivery fee. That's a $21 hangover meal. Damn! Yeah. That is crazy. At the same time, though, you're worth it.

I mean, actually, I say that, but then I've ordered more than that off McDonald's. And it's less than one round of drinks you paid for last night. Yeah, that's fine. Treat yourself well, too. When you're feeling like that, too, you're also in the mood of, oh, I've come this far.

I may as well just. I'm here now. I'm here now. You can start calling through 0800DIALZM. What's your go-to hangover meal? There's a lot coming through on the text machine. Yeah, do you want to give us some? I love this one.

That's an actual order. So this person's written in. It's a KFC order. This is what they get. Six popcorn chicken packs, two large chips, large gravy and a side of 12 Wicked Wings. Mix the popcorn chicken in the gravy and chips and eat with a spoon.

The wonderful thing about that is if you're hungover, it's going to make you feel fantastic for about an hour. That person is brilliant. Whoever that person is, well done. Yeah, and then you'll feel three times worse. Hamish. Hello, Hamish. Yeah, how's it?

Your go-to hangover meal, mate. Okay, the go-to hangover meal consists of, but not limited to, I have to say, two steak and cheese pies, four American hot dogs, a bacon and egg sandwich chased down by a cappuccino. Oh my God. Where do you get this from, Hamish? Yeah, well, the thing is, if you guys limit your hangover cure to one place, why not spread it around town?

Because I cannot be bothered. I don't want to go anywhere, which is the beauty of Uber Eats, too. Are you picking this food up for yourself? Oh, of course. You've got to burn the hangover somehow. You're not actually cooking it, heaven forbid. No, definitely not.

Oh, well, thank God. He's good to go. I like that. Hamish has his routine down. Johnny, what's your go-to hangover meal? The old hangover meal is dropping in the old big green restaurant, BP, grabbing two curd on blue and then another two blue beans.

You can't go wrong, mate. You can't go wrong. Okay, let's unpack Johnny's phone call. You just referred to BP as the big green restaurant, which can I stand and applaud you? And then what was the name? What was the food you got? So you've got to get two quits on blurs.

Quits on blurs. Yeah. Oh, Johnny. Johnny, where do you live? Mate, how cooked were you on your hangover meal, mate? Oh, mate. Let's be realistic here. Yeah.

If you're not getting that in the morning, was it even a good night? I agree. I do agree. That's how you range it, how good the night was. I love the image of Johnny rolling over to his girlfriend

in the morning and he goes, baby, I'm about to treat you to a Cordon Bleu. From BP. Finally, Hannah, it's been a big night. You've been drinking responsibly. Yes, of course. You've just woken up and you don't feel too well.

What meal are you going to get to cure yourself? Oh, definitely me goring noodles. But here's my dilemma. You can't order them anywhere, so you've got to make them. And that's sort of kind of the last thing I feel like doing, but it's worth it in the end. But that's my business idea, somewhere that sells noodles. That's brilliant.

That's a great idea. You know that they are the world's quickest meal, though. Like, their other name for Mie Goreng is two-minute noodles. No. Yeah, no, there's a difference. Mie Goreng's the flavour sachet. I agree. Mie Goreng is like, I was going to say, it's like two-minute noodles on crack.

Like, that's how good it is. It's so much better than two-minute noodles. All right. Enjoy your weekend, New Zealand. Zee is Bree and Clint. All right. We are scrambling at the moment to get Birthday Banger together. Producers, I'm going to need you to help me by putting some of the songs that we don't have onto the page when you get a second.

But that's alright. Let's make this up as we go, shall we? It's a Friday. Let's see what we get. Let's just see what happens. Let's see what happens. Alistair, hey. Hello, Alistair. Did you hear yesterday when we played Whitney Houston? I did.

Yeah, and what was your feelings towards that? Well, I was driving through town so I had to turn the radio down. Oh. Well, that was driving through town, so I had to turn the radio down. Oh. Well, that's a disappointing reaction. Let's see if your song's better than that, shall we? What's your birthday? 26th of October, 83. Okay, Alistair, you were 16 in 1999 on the 26th of October,

and this was top of the charts. Oh, yeah. No, that's not right. Is it not? Let's go with mumbo number five. Right. Okay. Well, I've already pushed play on this.

Okay, cool. Well, this is one of the birthday bangers for today. This is one of the birthday bangers that may or not be yours, Alistair. Do you want to hear it? Yeah. Yeah, you want to hear it. Cool. Okay.

Live radio, Alistair. Sorry, mate. Wait there. Next up is Kylie. Hi, Kylie want to hear it. Cool. Okay. Live radio, Alistair. Sorry, mate. Wait there. Next up is Kylie. Hi, Kylie. Hi, how are you? Good, how are you? I'm going to let you in on a secret here, Kylie. This is actually your birthday banger.

Yes, the Macarena. 26th of October, 1996. You were 16 and this was top of the chart. What we're going to do with you is we're going to find out what Alistair's birthday banger was, okay? Okay. Are you ready? Yes.

Alistair's birthday banger, this would have been October the 26th, 1999. Pretty good. Also, how do you feel about that, Kylie? They're pretty similar. They're right in the same vein, right? Their own path. Yeah, they're right in the wedding slash school disco genre of song. I do believe we've played Mumbo No. 5 before on Birthday Banger.

Okay. Yours is Macarena, though, Kylie. Remember that. Finally. Oh, I like how you say Macarena. Say it again. Macarena. Macarena.

Ooh. So Spanish. Is that actually Spanish or have I Maldified it? One more you say Macarena Say it again Macarena So Spanish Is that actually Spanish Or have I Moldified it One more time Macarena Oh yeah I like that

Alright let's finish it off With Beth Hello Beth Hi Sorry mate The wheels are off This afternoon You get to hear

Your actual birthday banger Unlike the other two Give us Give us your birthday 27th of February 1981 Okay Beth You were 16 in 1997 On the 27th of Feb and this is your birthday banger.

You get vintage, No Doubt. Queen Stefani. Not the best No Doubt song. No, not the best, but still a good one though, right? It's alright. Yeah. I had a revelation the other day. How good were No Doubt?

They were amazing. Oh, they were awesome. Yeah. I had a revelation the other day. How good were No Doubt? They were amazing. Oh, no, awesome. Yeah. I loved her. She's amazing. Beth, she's amazing. You're right. I want to ask your opinion, Beth.

Out of those three, what would you pick? Oh, that's a tough one. I mean, the Macarena and Mamba No. 5, they are classics. You know, every disco, wedding, etc. They'll get everyone on the dance floor. The question is... It's a bit of a slower one. Yeah.

To be honest, I would probably actually go with the Macarena. Me too. You know what? And it's a Friday. And guess what? And we've already played the other one too. We've already played Mambo No. 5 before. And Ross Boss isn't here.

Okay, do you want to know a bonus bit of information? Yes. Yep. The Macarena is Ross Boss' birthday banger as well. It is too. Well, it has to be that then. It has to be that one, right? Beth, she's made the call, Beth.

Kylie, we're about to play your birthday banger. Great. Does that mean I'm the same age as Ross Boss? We're just as sorry as you, Kylie. We're so sorry. Girls, swings and roundabouts, okay? You win some, you lose some. Here you go, Bree and Clint. ZM, his birthday banger. Yes, you, Kylie. So sorry. Swings and roundabouts, okay? You win some, you lose some. Here you go, Bree and Clint.

ZM, his birthday banger. Yes, you see, Liz. ZM, Bree and Clint, that's your winner of birthday banger. From Whitney Houston to the Macarena. Macarena? Did I do it? I don't know, but I'm saying it in the song. So, see, listen, listen, listen.

Yeah, there you go. Got it. I'm missing a step in my makarena, the dance. You're missing the crossover on the hips. Is that what it is? Yeah, so it goes. Have we got the hook in there yet, Ben? Hang on.

I want to get the chorus together. We've got to get it right. Have we got it in there, Ben? Haven't got it yet? Not yet. No? Okay. Well, before we do that, Ross Boss has just texted me.

Yeah. Bear in mind it was his birthday banger. I know. And we're about to go on a holiday. Yeah. He said, when you guys get back, you're dead. Well, maybe we're not coming back. No, still no chorus. Okay. I'm just trying to... Don't worry about it. No, I'm over it now. I'm over it. No, maybe we're not coming back. No, still no chorus.

Okay. I'm just trying to... Don't worry about it. No, I'm over it now. I'm over it. No, I'm not over it. I'm not over it. Okay, this is...

So talk me through the step I'm missing. Okay. So it goes... Backhand, backhand. Shoulder, shoulder. Head, head. Hip, hip. Hip, hip.

And... I was missing the shoulders. That's the step I was missing. You missed the shoulders? Yeah. How? It's been a while since I've Macarena'd. ZDM's brilliant club.

Hey, we are going on holiday next week, just for one week, and then we'll be back. But before we go, we want to announce what we're going to be doing when we get back. Because we're looking for a particular person, and that might be you listening right now or you might know this person. Yeah. Where do we start? Where do we start? We love The Bachelor. We do love The Bachelor. As a show. And you know what else we love on this show?

Yes. Equality. Yes. And you know what else we love on this show? Diversity. You know what else we love on this show? Yes. Equality. Yes. And you know what else we love on this show? Diversity. You know what else we love on this show? Cheese. They're the four main things. That's the pillars of our show. That's our business model. Pretty much. So if you put those four things in a Venn diagram

where they cross over in the centre, it just says Brie and Clint. Exactly. We would like to find a person to go on a journey with us. It's going to be a number of weeks. Once we go on holidays, when we come back, it'll be a number of weeks where this person, you'll get to know them.

You'll get to probably love them. Yep. Some people. You'll know this person. And this person, by the way, we're hoping is maybe you listening right now. This is so cryptic, isn't it? It is cryptic because we're trying not to give everything away.

We kind of want to launch the whole thing properly when we get back. So what are the things that we're looking for? You'll get to know the person quite intimately. Let's just say that, okay? So we need a person who doesn't mind being themselves on the radio. Doesn't mind having their life exposed on the radio not exposed because we're not going to come at you in a in a salacious or scandalous way doesn't mind having their life shared on the radio doesn't mind yeah doesn't mind being the center of attention there's one very strong criteria

the main criteria the main criteria for the person that we're looking for. You need to be bisexual. There it is. So that is the main criteria. If you're listening right now and you're like, oh, that's me. Oh. I fit that criteria. Oh, I thought you were going to say that I needed to have a fifth nipple or something like that. No, no, no, no.

All you need to be is bisexual. That's it. That's the person we're looking for. You also need to trust us. Yes. Oh, one other very important criteria. Yes. You need to be single. Oh, yeah.

You need to be single. That is probably nearly the second most important criteria. That's the second most important. No, no, it's equal first, actually. It's equal first. You need to be bisexual. You know that's the first time you and I have realised that part, that bit's important?

You definitely need to be single, okay? Yeah. We can't have a, who was that guy off Love Island who had a secret girlfriend? Grant Crap. We can't have a Grant Crap crappy situation. No, we can't. If you're listening right now and you're like,

I'm bisexual and I'm single. Yeah. Well, you fit the two main bills we need we would like you to go to our social media okay

we're about to like I said we've got two hours and we're going on holiday we would like you to go to our social media anytime over the next couple of days

would be ideal because have a think about it because we've told you it's going to involve a bit of time and effort from you and and a little bit of putting yourself out there so have a little stew on it yes but there potentially could be a very good outcome for you as well let's put it that way yeah exactly a few very big things you could get from this opportunity if it's you and if you arrive at a decision within yourself that you're the person that we're looking for

go to either the Breein Clint Instagram or Facebook page. Go right now or think about it over the next couple of days, the next week. There's an image there. You'll see it. You'll see it. It's hard to miss. It's rainbow. Yeah. That'll give you the information you need to get

in contact with us. Basically we just want you to DM us and we'll take it all offline. We'll deal with everything in private. We'll be respectful. We'll do what needs to be done. But that's where you get the information you need. There you go. That's our big secret.

All right. Which we haven't really said what the secret is, but I mean, you can put the math together and we'll tell you more when we get back in a week. There you go. ZD is brilliant, Clint. I need to have a conversation that is involves a code brown. Oh. Okay, so it's not

Hashtag code brown. Hashtag code brown. I went to the gym this morning and on my way out the door after I'd pulled on my gym gear, I was like, what is that? Oh my god. What is that smell?

Sweaty men. Yeah, I thought sweaty sweaty men because do you get this like if you if your gym gear is a little bit on the older side it starts to retain a smell yeah the cheaper quality stuff does yeah that real sort of shiny stuff right yeah i definitely can't and i'm a sweaty dude i definitely can't have my gym gear for longer than two months. And that's got to go. Are you joking? Yeah. No, no, seriously. Really? You need to go to Lululemon.

Why? To get good quality stuff. I can't afford to go to Lululemon. Yeah, true. No one can. Who do I look like? Bloody Artem Matilda? No.

So I got a whiff of something. What was the whiff you got in your nostril? This is so embarrassing. What did you do? Oh, no. It was definitely there, but I was like, oh, this is the other thing you've got to know about me. I'm kind of pedantic when it comes to hygiene.

So I was like. Yeah, you kind of putter around in the studio here and you pick up everything so everything's nice and clean and you spray and wipe everything all the time. So I said to myself, relax Clint, you're being pedantic. And you relaxed and you pooed yourself. It happens, you're getting older. No, not that. I just went through with it and I went and did the workout. So where was this when you smelt it in the lounge at home oh my god you have cats oh no oh my god i got home from the workout and i could still smell what i could smell oh no it was on your shoe i followed my nose This is so embarrassing. What?

I followed my nose to the spare room where I'd got my gym gear for the day out of my gym bag and inside the gym bag, which I'd reached into and pulled out my gear without looking, was the biggest cat turd you have ever seen. That is horrific. And cat poo ain't like normal poo. I had done a 60-minute workout in a very, very, very packed Les Mills class wearing a T-shirt that was smeared with cat poo. What, it was on your T-shirt?

It was on the back of the t-shirt the whole time. How did you not see it? Because it was on the back. It was on the back of the t-shirt and I didn't smell it until I'd put the t-shirt on. The logs were in the bottom of the bag, but they had

rolled into the bottom of the bag after I'd pulled the t-shirt out. The cat had far out. Mate, you have to laugh. You have to laugh because rolled into the bottom of the bag after I'd pulled the T-shirt out. The cat had – far out. Mate. You have to laugh. You have to laugh because what else are you going to do? Like what else are you going to do? So you're telling me you did a workout where your shirt is getting wet

and sweaty, it had poo on it, Yeah. And there's people around you. And you know when you get warm in a smelly T-shirt and the smell gets worse? I have no idea what the people who are standing next to me. Is it in your car? The smell? No, because I use a towel. I use a towel in the car.

So don't worry. I've found it. I've eliminated it. I've taken it outside. Everything has gone into the wash. I don't know what to do with the bag because the bag has soaked it up. My boxing gloves were in my gym bag as well.

When I took the boxing gloves out and I shook it, a big piece of poo fell out from inside the boxing glove. What did you do to your cat for it to get that much revenge? You remember on the weekend that I did that leather jacket photo shoot with the cats? On my Instagram, there's a picture of the cats in the leather jackets. You forced your two cats into leather jackets to do a photo shoot, and guess what? This is revenge.

I can't help but think it's some form of revenge, yeah. Which, if that's the case, I hope we're even. But... Jeez, Louise. You know what? It's a sign. If you don't believe me, the whole video of the cat poo discovery is on my Instagram.

What, the cat poo nami? It's on there. The situation. There's only one thing to do. Set your gym bag alight and never go back again. Kind of a blessing in disguise, really really I want to ask a question this afternoon But it's more that I need to ask a question I need to know that I'm not the only one

Who's been in a situation like this A situation? 0800-DOLL-ZM Maybe it was cats Maybe it was dogs Maybe it was you This is the question. Who pooed where?

Okay? Oh, mate. No, no, no, no. Okay? It's a natural thing. It is a natural bodily, disgustingly smelly thing. Grim. Give us a call and just let me know what happened to you, okay? No old people stories.

It's like who pooed where? Who pooed where? know what happened to you, okay? No old people stories. Who pooed where? Oh, mate. This is NF. What a shitty day. You're telling me. Zeddy and his brain clipped. Okay. Look, we're through it now.

It's done. I've experienced it. My cat pooed in my gym bag and my gym gear was in there and I wore the gym gear before I realised it was covered in cat poo. How long hadn't you used the gym bag for? I hadn't used the gym bag for two weeks. Oh, so it could have been in there for weeks. Yeah, it could have been. It was pretty dry by the time I got it out.

Hey, at least it wasn't a runny one. No, no, this is the problem. It could have been originally and it may have been thereny one. No, no, this is the problem. It could have been originally and it may have been there so long that all the juices, sorry by the way, all the liquid has been absorbed by all the other materials which is why I think I need to throw everything away. I think

I need to throw the boxing gloves, the gym bag, the boxing wraps, the gym clothes themselves. It's all useless now. Mate, we've all had a cat poo experience, haven't we? Have you? When I was younger, we used to have three cats at our house. My dad hates cats. Big Steve can't stand them. Anyway, I think the cats knew that he hated them because the cats were so good to all of us, but he was the only one.

I'll never forget this one day. You just hear my dad come home and he walks into the bathroom and, sorry, excuse my language just for a second, he goes, and my mum's name is Diane, he goes, Diane, the cat's shit on the bathtub. And then all of us were sitting out in the laundry room, we're all cracking up laughing, and then you just hear this. Oh, come on, it's shit on my pillow as well. Maybe they know. We all just lost it. I made these, my cats, I've got two of them,

do a photo shoot on the weekend where they're wearing leather motorbike jackets and maybe they got their revenge, same as they did on Big Steve. Yeah, won't be doing that again. We're asking though on 0800DALZM who pooed where? Emma, hi. Hi. What happened, Emma? Oh, let me tell you. Right.

So we were walking to town and one of my, we stopped to take a photo, and one of my friends just turned to us, and she just went, oh, my God, oh, my God. Oh, no. I think I just sharted myself. Oh, a human one.

Oh. Yep, you know, yep. And it was running down our leg. Oh, Emma, oh. We were just hysterics. It was hilarious. But we then realised we had to, you know, one of us had to volunteer to take her home, get her cleaned up.

The worst part about it was we were staying at a backpackers. Yeah. And we had to walk through about 15 foreigners at about, you know, they were all sitting outside, so their head level at her, you know. Worst part was she was wearing a skirt. She was wearing a play suit and, you know. A play suit! Emma, Emma, you're a good friend, okay? If you take anything away from this, you're a good friend.

I'd just say we're not friends anymore. I'd be like, we're not friends anymore. Dave, who pooed where? I took in a couple of stray kittens that turned up at my house one day And I went and thought I'd better get them fixed Because I knew the mail Took them to the vet Well done eventually

Yeah Took them home And he sat on my bed Yeah And I think he'd just done that because yes. Because you'd cut his balls off. Yeah. You were doing a lovely thing, Dave, looking

after a stray and that's the thing you get. Clint would have done the same thing. What, shat on his bed? Yeah. I would have shat on Dave's bed. Yeah, if you went through the same thing that kitten did. Oh yeah, if Dave cut my balls off. Yeah, you'd go right to Dave's bed and you go, right, Dave, I know what I'm going to do here.

Chas, who pooed where? So I have two beautiful young boys, five and six. Human boys? Yes, human boys. Yeah. And I was doing the after school pick-ups and they wanted to go to the park So we went to the park

And about five minutes later My youngest just yells out, Daddy And I see him over by the tree With his pants to his ankles, taking poo And Yeah, so He just, you know, in the open Just took a shit

Chas, parents are next level with this stuff, eh? Like, it doesn't even, after a while, the stuff that comes, the number twos doesn't even faze you, right? Yeah, you get a few stories, eh? Chas, did you think at that moment, what a blessing? Oh, yeah. I just looked over and I was like, oh, well, at least it's solid. Oh, Chas! Jake, who pooed where? I just looked over and I thought, oh, well, at least it's solid.

Jake, who pooed where? A few years ago, I was working at the cinemas, and while one of the girls was cleaning in the cinemas, she came running out screaming. I went in to find that somebody had pooed on the floor. No. And then covered it with popcorn. And then she went to vacuum up the popcorn. Part of it got stuck in the vacuum tube.

Oh no. No! No! Okay, Jake, what movie was showing? To be honest, I can't remember. Would have been Lord of the Rings. It's a very long film. I was thinking... No, no, no.

But I did get people peeing in their cups during King Kong. Come on, New Zealand. That's grim. Come on. All right. Getting the wrap it up from the producers. They're done. They've had enough.

They've had enough. We've got to go to Sarah. She's waited. Is it bad? Is it bad? Oh, no, here we go. Sarah. She's waited. Is it bad? Is it bad? Oh, no, here we go. Sarah, who pooed where? I pooed at the top of my friend's driveway waiting for a taxi.

Okay, yeah, we shouldn't have went to Sarah. Zinni's Bree and Clint. Let's play Chat Roulette. Bree and Clint's Chat Roulette. This is Chat Roulette. It's very quickly becoming our favourite game. No, it's your favourite game. I hate it.

Last week, well, you hate it because last week we spun up your ex's dad and he told a ripping story from your past that went a little bit like this. Bree and my daughter went out to the casino one night. My daughter woke up naked with $50 note stuck to her whole body. Mark! No! Why are we playing the audio again? Because Mark is a legend.

No! It's okay. Now you get your revenge. You currently have my phone and you are deep in my contacts. This is how it works. We take each other's phone, we just swipe, and then we stop in the contacts. Wherever it lands, that's the number we call.

Just like roulette. Here we go. Who is, here we go. Stop. Brooke Howard-Smith. Who is that? Oh, okay. Brooke Howard-Smith.

New Zealanders will know him. He used to host a TV show called Target. Okay. Kind of like a dodgy tradie show, like a hidden camera show where they film dodgy tradies. And he's a mate. He's a mate. I didn't know you've got famous people in here.

Look at you, Clinton. Give him a call. All right, let's see what Brock has to say. I'll ask and see if he's got any stories about you on the piss. Big dog. Hello, Brock. It's Bree here, Clint's new co-host. How are you?

I'm fantastic. That's excellent. You're Brooke. It's Bree here, Clint's new co-host. How are you? I'm fantastic. That's excellent. You're calling on Clint's phone. I am. We play a game on our show. You're on the radio right now. I have to tell you that. Okay.

We play a game where I get to have Clint's phone and he gets to have mine and we get to randomly call someone out of their contacts and I've spun you up. That's fantastic. It could have been worse. Or. It could have been worse. Or maybe it could have been worse. Real quick, Brooke, is there any embarrassing stories about Clinton, my friend Clinton Roberts, that you would love to share with all of New Zealand right now?

Boy, I mean, it's been giving me time to prep because I've known Clinton since he was a wee nipper. Maybe a story where he got drunk and got his wang out or something like that. Okay, all right, all right. Almost every story has him getting drunk and getting his wang out. He's a good man that makes poor decisions. Why? I can't really disclose more than that.

Interesting. Like in terms of the stories, like how bad has he got you? That's the first week. Let's just put it this way, Brooke. Last week on the show, we called my ex's dad where Clint got him to tell a story about how I got naked and stuck money all over my body. Yeah. I don't think I can beat that.

I don't think I can beat it. No, I don't think you can beat it either, by the way. You shut up. You shut up. I'm talking to Brooke. Just you shush. I really, I feel like I'm going to let you down because I'm trying to get a couple of favours out of Clint right now.

And this is the poorest time. Had this been two weeks ago, I would have opened up on everything. But at the moment, I'm trying to get a favour out of him. Yes, but. He's not going to give you anything. No, no, he'll give me one thing. He's not going to give you anything. No, no, he'll give me one thing. He's not going to give you anything. He'll give me one thing.

No, he's not. Brooke, Brooke. Do you know yet? Wait, do you know that he's got a third nipple? Do you know that? That's an important stat. He barely has two nipples. I barely have any, yeah.

They're so small. They're so small, he's barely got two. I need to ask you one question. Have you ever experienced a time where Clinton Roberts has met a girl on an evening and then gone home with her on the same night yes or no that's all I need from you

yes or no yeah absolutely 100% excellent thank you very much Brooke I did a series of events with

I did a series of events with with Clint where that alright hey Brooke good to see you man good to talk to you bro yeah me too

pleasure good to talk to you see you man bye Brooke wait wait pause I hung up on him what is this Good to see you, man. Good to talk to you, bro. Yeah, me too. Good to talk to you. See you, man. Good to talk to you. Wait, wait, pause. I hung up on him. What is this?

What, like? Mate. What do you want? Mate, last week I was naked with $50 notes over my nipples. It's not my fault if I'm a good person and people don't have bad stories about me. I don't even want to do your phone this week. I win. I win.

Z is brilliant, Clint. I'm too sexy for my Crocs. What a week. Really summed up perfectly by Ben McDowell, our producer from Christchurch. You're truly talented. It actually made me

like the week. Listening to that, Ben. It's not over because we have your last pair. Okay? I have to go get a spray tan after this.

Yeah. You can take them off for the spray tan Okay, thank you so much People have been sending us that meme Where the holes How many people have sent us that meme? Although with this pair that's not going to be an issue So just open up the

What is that supposed to mean? The card first For your last pair Opening up the card as I always do Your Friday Crocs Oh it's long You've made it to the weekend for your last pair. Opening up the card, as I always do. Your Friday Crocs. Oh, it's long. You've made it to the weekend.

One incredibly stylish week behind you and a wardrobe brimming with new shoes. On Friday, though, a lady needs some party shoes to set the town on fire. This is what I've been afraid of. So please enjoy your final Croc that will have people saying, Wedge, do you get those? Oh, my God, I'm so excited. I'm so scared.

I've been dreading the heel crocs all week. Please, make it okay. Make it okay. What a versatile shoe. What are those? What even is this? Is this a podiatry croc? It's a wedge. It's a chunky wedge. It's a chunky wedge. It's the comfiest town shoe you've ever seen.

You could get into any bar in Auckland wearing those. Mate, I'm not getting... Really good. They're going to give me a bit of height. I'm going to see the positive side. I'm going to get a bit of height. I'm also going to be very supported in the arch. Oh, golly. Mate, what is that?'m also going to be very supported in the arch. Oh golly.

Mate, what is that? Are you going out tonight? Yes, I am. You are now. Give us five minutes to strap her into them. They're a strappy wedge. Then we'll get it up to Instagram, Bree and Clint. Zee is Bree and Clint.

Okay, this is going to rile some people up. You know how the thing to do these days is to change a recipe Of a very beloved food to make it healthier Let's talk about the biggest disaster of a recipe change Oh, are you going Shapes or Milo? Shapes Shapes, yeah What a disaster

Well, that one was an accepted disaster because they went back on it They changed the flavour back People complained and whinged that much that they changed it back. Thank God. Now, the next product to change their recipe to be healthier. I'm about to kick off. Is Coco Pops. Why mess with a great product?

Yeah. Why do that? Why mess with something that's not meant to be healthy? Well, great product. I love Coco Pops. Yeah. Yep. Did you know a 30 gram bowl of Coco Pops is-

Oh, no. Nah. La, la, la, la, la, la, la. Don't tell me. 30 grams. You can- La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. You can- La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. Don't tell me. 30 grams. You can block. Nine. Block here so I can tell everyone else.

Okay, ready? You go and yep, go now. A bowl of Cocoa Pops is nine grams. A 30 gram bowl is nine grams of sugar. It's 30% sugar. You can come back now. 33% sugar. Okay.

So the new... Well, look, the more you know, the more you grow. The new recipe... Especially with Cocoa Pops. ...cuts the sugar content in half. So they go from 9 grams of sugar per 30-gram bowl to 5 grams of sugar. Yeah, but what does it do to the taste?

Well, this is a major thing because when the main ingredient is sugar and you cut that by half, you're essentially removing half the flavour. Initial feedback from customers. Oh, no. Tastes like cardboard. Tastes like nothing. Tastes stale Straight out of the box

Now it should be pointed out That this recipe change Has only rolled out In the UK so far So it hasn't arrived In New Zealand Perhaps you want to Stockpile your Cocoa Pops

Perhaps you want to Armageddon style Go in Hey Look at me please Yeah Do you want to start a thing Where we buy heaps of

Why am I whispering Why are you whispering We're on national radio Do you want to start a thing where we buy heaps of... Why am I whispering? Why are you whispering? We're on national radio. Do you want to start a thing where we buy a ton of Coco Pops? Can you bring your voice down, please? Hey, what are you doing this weekend? I'm going to Countdown and I'm going to buy a shitload of Coco Pops. Excellent.

I've rented a transit van. Hey, do you want to do illegal stuff this weekend? Do you want to? Hey, what are you doing? Hey, producers. Do you guys want to come into the bathroom? Me and my mate are doing. Okay, all right.

Me and my mate are doing Coco Pops. All right. My idea is we know this information, right? Yeah. We buy a ton of Coco Pops. Like I'm talking an actual literal ton. A metric ton. Yes, a metric ton.

And then we wait for this crappy recipe to come into play and then we just start black marketing that stuff. We're the Coco Pop mafia. Literally, we put it into a jacket, we go onto the streets and we're like, hey, hey you, you wanna buy some cocoa pops? Or do you wanna buy some coke? A cola?

Do you wanna know the most messed up bit? What? So they're cutting the sugar in half, the calorie content of cocoa pops, with half the sugar in it, has gone from 116 calories a bowl to 115. What?

They're saving one calorie. It's only 116 calories. Oh, that's what you took from this. Okay, sweet. ZDM's brilliant clip. What would you do to win a lifetime's worth of free pizza? I'd do a lot. I'd do a lot too.

I'd do some sick things. Okay. I see you like competitive challenges. Oh yeah, me too. That's what I mean. Is it up for grabs? So over in Russia at the moment, Domino's Pizza, we all know Domino's, they ran this competition

where you could win free pizza for life, which is 100 pizzas per year for 100 years. So two pizzas a week. It's a fair amount. It's a lot, yeah. If you got a tattoo. Hang on, for 100 years? For 100 years.

Condense it down. I'm only looking to stick around for another 50. Can I get four pizzas a week for 50 years? It's 100 per year for 100 years. Can I leave it in my will to someone else? No. Still pretty good. Anyway, so all you had to do was get a tattoo of Domino's.

You could be creative if you wanted to put, you know, whatever you wanted to get as long as it had the logo and you had to upload that picture and you could win pizza for life right there's been so many people that have done this yeah dominoes have panicked and they've said okay wait wait wait wait maybe not everyone who does this gets pizza for life. We have to now change it and cap it at 350. This is the problem, Domino's Russia. You're dealing with Russians. All of my Russian friends are the most ruthless people.

Like if you dare them to do anything, they'll just do it. Why did they not think this through? I've done the maths. So let's just say it's 350 because they've now changed the terms and conditions, which there'd be a lot of pissed off people. Imagine if you got a tattoo because you wanted the free pizza for life and then they're like, sorry, you're 351. Got you.

Let's just say 350 people times 100 because they all get 100 pizzas a year equals 35,000 free pizzas a year. Let's say 35,000 free pizzas a year times 100 because that's the math. 100 years. 100 years because that's what all these 350 people will get. They will give away 3.5 million free pizzas. Yeah, you've really done yourself a bit of a whoopsie there, Domino's Russia.

I find it incredible that they even have a Domino's in Russia. Mate, you know it's a country just like New Zealand. What do you think they have there, just vodka? A little bit.