ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 7th 2020

Episode Date: September 7, 2020

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to the Bree and Clint podcast, where it's a special day for our team of four. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Producer Ben, anything you'd like to share with the podcast today? Any big news in your life? In my life? Or our lives?

Your life. Well, yours first. If there's any in ours, I'm keen to know too. It was just around her menu item, and we did a film in today. Oh, the parmigiana thing. No, the actual big moment Yeah Is it my pick line thing?

Yeah Yeah Yeah I got my antibiotics off today So I'm There he is Congratulations Six weeks done

He's been On Intravenous antibiotics For six weeks After you caught your bloody Virus Not the virus It was

No not the virus Not the virus. No, not the virus. Not the virus. It was after an infection from a nipple piercing, wasn't it? Yeah. Too close to the heart. Way too close. They said go the other side. Ben, who is a craft beer enthusiast,

He is. has not been able to have a single drop of alcohol for a month and a half. That is true. I've been on the zero percenters. And to show my support, I have not also had a drop of alcohol for a month and a half. That is true. I've been on the zero percenters. And to show my support, I have not also had a drop of beer for a month and a half. That sentence was bad.

That's a lie. That is such a big fat lie. That's a lie. My question for you, Ben, is tonight's the first night that you can have alcohol. How many beers are you going to have? You've got to go easy. I've already had this chat with him.

Yeah, but it's a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll. That's true. Alright, Jack Black. Probably one or two. One or two. One or two's good. One or two will get you friggin' steamed. I'll be steamed, yeah. Six weeks off, plus a system full of

antibiotics. You have two beers, you'll be dancing on the ceiling. It'll be a great Monday night. I can't remember the last time I had six weeks of no alcohol. That's bad. I can. No, like I'm not like getting glazed every night. I can. When? I was 14. Yeah, same.

It's bad when you think about it like that. Because I've never done dry July or anything like that. Yeah, neither. I can't say that's the first thing I'm signing up for no yeah I see me I did February I created my own oh yeah and grew out the hair on my armpits and legs yeah before I did dry July for men's health no it was for it was for domestic violence oh is that a real thing it's's a real thing, yeah. Yeah, right.

So I made myself uncomfortable to raise money for a woman's shelter. You're like, no man will come near me with these pits. Sorry, that's a real off-colour joke about domestic violence, but I went for it. Oh, that was the joke. Oh. Yeah. I thought you were making a sexual joke. Oh, well, that too, I was the joke. Oh. Yeah. I thought you were making a sexual joke.

Oh, well, that too, I guess. Yeah. Anyway, congratulations, Ben. Thanks, guys. He said there's a hole in his arm that is, because he's had a tube running in through his arm to his heart. There's a hole in his arm. It's pretty full on.

Big enough that we could stick a key in it. If you really went for it, you could, yeah. But it's got a little plaster over it at the moment. Can we buy a camera off Wish and stick it in there no that would hurt okay yeah yeah but no pain no gain can we if i buy a camera off wish yeah will one of you stick it inside ourselves yeah well will one of you volunteer as tribute for me to either stick it down your throat or up your bum what's in it for me um i ask this now. Ever since I transferred you that $50,

I ask this is what I ask first. What's in it for me? I'll give you the video of what it looks like. Oh, well, I've had a camera down my mouth when I was in hospital. But they put you under. No, I can't afford that. Okay, well, then no.

I've spent all the money on the camera. Very uncomfortable. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'll do it, but you have to stick the camera up my bum Okay deal Nah not deal I'll try and double glove you I'll try and double glove you

Ah damn it Deal I'll just wear double gloves Um Cool Can you imagine Can you imagine I don't like that

Is this the point where Clint wraps it up? No, it's going to do a Lord of the Rings reference You know that bit where Frodo puts on the ring I like that And then the Eye of Mordor appears over Mount Doom And he loses the ring? He's mesmerised by it In the Eye of Mordor?

Yeah, that's what I imagine it would be like for you Just before you stuck the camera up my butthole Do you reckon it'd be hard to get it up there? Yeah, of course it would. Oh, yes. Yeah. Yeah, it'd be real tight. So you went too hard, which makes me think that it wouldn't be.

No, I underplayed it too tight. Yeah, no. You'd be like, yeah, no, it'd be tight. It'd be tight as. Have you and Ben been sleeping in the same bed again? Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. A question. A question. Have you and Ben been sleeping in the same bed again? Hey Hey Hey

A question A question When you know Eventually when we do go on a trip again Yeah To do Friday Oki Live or some You know whenever You want a partner swap?

Do you want Ben for the night? Absolutely not But I was wondering If you guys are in the same Like if you ever are in the same situation again Where you have to sleep in the same, like if you ever are in the same situation again where you have to sleep in the same bed, will you top and tail? Yes.

Yeah, probably. Because it's a convenience thing. I think we pulled this apart. Honest to God, we have covered this topic so in depth. No, actually. And I didn't like where it went. We have not covered it in depth because I never got to ask who had to sleep

where the feet normally go. Me, I did because it was Ben's bed. I volunteered to go down there because it was Ben's bed. Did you just bring the pillow down? I was in a dodgy hotel. This is the bit I forgot to explain about it. This is the bit I forgot to explain. It wasn't a dodgy hotel.

It was a fine. It was not nice. It was nice. It was on the waterfront. I got athlete's foot from there. You did not. You were meant to be staying in a prison. This is the bit I forgot to mention.

And this is what cuts to the heart of why you were top and tail. I don't want to wake up next to Ben's morning breath, and he doesn't want to wake up next to my morning breath. How bad is your morning breath? Not great. Here's a question. Has anyone

here ever dated someone that didn't have morning breath? That didn't? Someone who didn't have morning breath. You didn't? Someone who didn't have morning breath Yeah. You've never really noticed it Yeah I don't really notice Is it quite obvious? No one I've dated has had morning breath bad enough that I've gone, oh

Yeah I've never really noticed that Good question though Really split the room Well I can't help that you guys are boring Fine Me and Ben Will do a lie down

Pash At the next trip we do No that was not What it was about Fine you get what you want Fine Stick a camera up my bum And I'll hook up with Ben

Is that what you want That's good radio Okay you guys are taking it too far It's weird that we talked about this Because over the weekend I was staying at a mate's place Who has He's dating my best mate.

So nothing was going to happen. Did you sleep in the same bed? No, so there was nowhere to sleep so he was like, oh you can stay in my bed, we'll talk in the mail. And then the only condition he was like, but you have to take the other end, you have to sleep at the foot end. And I was like, I don't really

care. But we ended up, I was like sitting there and it just felt weird So then I went and Slept on the couch Where does his girlfriend sleep? Where was his girlfriend? She's They do long distance

But my biggest fear Was that I would walk out In the morning And his flatmates Would be like She slept in your bed She slept in your bed Yeah

Yeah Cause also Top and tailing Top and tailing Also has another name Yes And it's not Takashi 69. And it's not 68.

68 is a different dinner date. Yeah. 69 dinner for two. It's a different meal. How long have you been friends for? Me and her. Is he your best friend? Nah, he's a really good.

We actually have. Oh, this really... She doesn't want to answer it. No, no, no. We've been friends for a long time. Me and both of them have been friends for a long time and she's very aware of what's happened in the past but we're really good mates and nothing will ever happen.

Wait. What's happened in the past? You didn't pick up on that bit. Yeah, I didn't pick up on that, did I? Nothing's happened in the past that bad. What do you mean that bad? Well, you know in high school sometimes you're past your best mate. Yeah, well,'t pick on that, did you? Nothing's happened in the past that bad. What do you mean that bad? Well, you know in high school sometimes you're like, pash your best mate.

Yeah, right. So you and him have pashed? Yeah. Oh, so there's history. She knows that. Yeah, and that's why I thought it was inappropriate. Oh, my uterus is tingling. You thought it was inappropriate to top and tail.

Yeah. Yeah, being in the same bed is inappropriate. I was more just worried if... In fairness to you, he should have been the one that should have said, this is inappropriate. Yeah. But then also, the real thing that I was trying to say was that I'd never thought of who gets the feet end.

I'd never think of even talking about that. But that's because I never top and tail. Yeah, right. Because top and tailing sucks. And it's weird. And I don't want to be by someone's feet. Yeah. Yeah. And also I don't get this reference

I was hoping it would kick in at blurred Just blurred love I hate these blurred love Instead it was just a bit creepy And I was like you're a good girl Thank you for sharing Anastasia That's a good topic actually This is another time

I'm really hoping my mum isn't listening No I was just about to say Good afternoon to her Listening at the PC Yes Anastasia's mum Have a great time Listening to the podcast everybody No I'm not done talking about this

With Anastasia Take it to the Take it off of here guys Okay Alright take us out podcast dolphin There you go I've figured out how to end the podcast Well done me All right, take us out, podcast dolphin. There you go, I've figured out how to end the podcast. Well done, me.

Hey, Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Yeah, it's the big show, baby. Welcome to the big time.

I know how Novak Djokovic feels, actually. Do you? Yeah, when I was like, I think I was about 9 or 10, we're playing a game of backyard cricket at the neighbour's house. Yeah. And I went for a massive six and I did this massive swing with a cricket bat and hit my next door neighbour's daughter in the face. Yeah, it's not a nice feeling, eh? And I panicked and ran and hid for like four hours.

How was she? I think she was okay. I don't know. I never went back. Tennis ball or cricket ball? No, the cricket bat connected with her face. You hit her with the cricket bat? Yeah, broke her glasses.

Jeez Louise. Far out. I was going for a six. I wasn't going for, you know. Six cricket bat. Yeah, broke her glasses. Jeez Louise. Far out. I was going for a six. I wasn't going for, you know. Six and out. Six and out, yeah. I think if the bat connects with someone's face on the full, I think you walk.

Oh no, I wasn't allowed back into the game. I think you're gone. There's no way. Today on the show, 50k fact of the day. It's back. So there'll be a question just before four o'clock for $500 cash. Brie and Clint. Brie's dog, Clucky, her dog internal clock is tick, tick, tick, tick, ticking.

She's like, I've got to have a dog before my dog eggs dry up. I literally, yeah, it's time. I'm actually just emailing a few people about puppies. I know you are because it's all you talk about at the moment, which is cool. So I thought, look, I've got to do something for Bree. If she's going to get into the dog game, I've got to check and see if she's ready.

So last week I offered you up as a free dog sitter. I said, people of New Zealand who needs their dog looked after this weekend. And Joyce called up and Joyce said,

yeah, Bree, you can look after my dog. Joyce is here with us now. Hi, Joyce. Hi, Joyce. Hi, Bree. Hi, Clint. And Bree did actually look after your dog on the weekend.

She sure did. I went over to Joyce's house on Saturday early morning, and I can't believe she trusted me with her adorable 10-year-old Roxy. That's good. I just wanted to check in with Joyce.

And I did an amazing job, didn't I, Joyce? Well, this is the thing. I needed to check in with Joyce. And I did an amazing job, didn't I, Joyce? Well, this is the thing. I needed to check in with Joyce because I saw you did a lot of Instagram about the dog, but I didn't really see it come to an end. It just kind of stopped. Oh, right. Yeah, right. So, Joyce, did Roxy make it home on the weekend?

Yes, she did. She did? Oh, fantastic news. She was hiding. It was pretty hard to find her. I thought she might have been news. She was hiding. It was pretty hard to find her. I thought she might have been kidnapped. She was hiding? Oh, no.

I literally, when I had to drop her off, Clint, I'm not joking, I nearly cried. Right. Really, you've got to text that first. She was just the sweetest. She just slotted into our flat and everyone. She was just friendly to everyone. Just such an amazing dog. I've got a few questions for you, Bree,

because having a dog and doing cute Instagram photos with it is one thing, but I want to know if you learned about the dog and if you spent time getting to know what the dog needed. This is a test to see if you're a responsible dog owner. And Joyce is here to back up and verify the answers to the questions I'm about to ask you. So first of all, what sort of breed of dog was Roxy? She was a Jack Russell cross Shih Tzu.

Is that correct, Joyce? That is correct. Well done. Yes. Second question. What is Roxy's favourite food? Oh, that's hard because I didn't feed her. I noticed when I... You didn't feed her? What is Roxy's favourite food? Oh, that's hard because I didn't feed her.

I noticed when I... You didn't feed her? No, because she was meant to be fed that night when I dropped her home. Okay. And I noticed that she had two types of food. She had dog biscuits and then she also had wet dog food. Okay. So maybe a bit of both. A bit of both.

Is that correct, Joyce? Yes, that's correct. Okay, good. And final question. What time did you give Roxy her medication? She had to have medication. Yeah? No, she didn't.

Did you not give Roxy her medication? You're not getting me. I asked Joyce everything, top to bottom. Joyce, you told me that Roxy's on very strict, because she's an older dog, she's on very strict medication. No, she's not. It's true, isn't it? Yeah, well, she's got sensitive skin, so I told Bree that, yeah,

she gets a bit itchy and needs some medication for that. Did you not give Roxy her itchy skin dog medication? I thought you said she just has special shampoo. Yeah, no, that's correct. Oh, my God. I was so worried because I was like, oh, the poor thing probably was itching all day. Yeah, no, that's correct. Oh, my God. I was so worried because I was like, oh, the poor thing probably was itching all day. Yeah, no, you're right. It was just special shampoo, so we're all good.

There we go. Okay, so. Did I pass, Joyce? Yeah, I think you did pass because you were amazing with my son when you came over. And so I felt confident to give you Roxy as well. So I had told you that you're the first stranger to take her and you kept in regular contact and you even took her on two walks and had her off lead, which is pretty brave for a dog you don't know.

So she's good with the dog and the baby. All right, let's start with the dog first, guys. No, no, no, no. What I'm hearing is combo deal. Dog and baby. Imagine how good your Instagram pictures would be if you had a dog and a baby. Oh, my God.

It'd blow up. Say hello to Roxy and Lucas for me, okay, Joyce? I will do. Thank you so much. And thanks again for trusting me. I mean, she's never given her to anyone else. That's Bree, the professional dog sitter. Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.

This is The Latest. Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean, this is massive news, but apparently new details in the Carol Baskin cold case about her husband that went missing. Yes, this is actually really fascinating. You know, there's a lot of conspiracy theories around why he went missing and who was involved. And allegedly, as many, many, even the series Tiger King suggested that Carole Baskin had something to do with it.

Well, over the weekend, a new episode has aired where a woman was interviewed. This woman, right, her name was Trish Far Payne. Her husband worked for Carole Baskin and her husband at the time. And this woman is claiming that it was actually her husband that had something to do with the disappearance of Carol Baskin's husband. Here's what she said. She said basically she even informed the police in 2000 that her husband had something to do with the man's disappearance. And then she said, this is all going to air on a CBS special, that there was a large suspicious freezer on their front balcony for a week after his disappearance that had a padlock on it.

And then the freezer was gone. Whoa. It makes me very interested to know that she reported this to the police back in the early 2000s, you know, and she's not just coming out now because it's her payday. Because it's famous and she needs to get, yeah, yeah. She might be doing that again now, but she reported it back then, which means...

The real worrying thing about this, Dean, is, I mean, we've all spent time learning the song, the Carole Baskin song. Yeah. And if she didn't do it, then there's a lot of TikToks that need to be taken down. Yeah, they'd be all taken down. You know? Fascinating. Okay, keep us updated on that one.

That's really interesting. That's the latest on Carole Baskin. With our Hollywood correspondent, Dean McCarthy, thanks to Old El Paso, you can launch into mess-free Mexican with their new Tortilla Pockets. Carole Baskin with our Hollywood correspondent Dean McCarthy. Thanks to Old El Paso, you can launch into mess-free Mexican with their new tortilla pockets. Carol Baskin

killed her husband whacked him. Or did she? Can't convince me that it didn't happen. It's all up in the air now. Venom to tigers, they snackin'.

What's happenin'? Carol Baskin. Allegedly. Killed her husband. Yeah, it's all alleged. Bree and Clint. First time on the's all alleged. Brianne Clint. First time on the show, I've got meteor news. I mean, it's no Armageddon, so everyone just chill out.

But there has been a meteor sighting on live television. Wow. Wow. Wow. Now. Wow. Now, this is pretty crazy. So over in Aussie, they do, you know, the same type of deal as we do in New Zealand. They do the 7 p.m. news bulletin, you know,

where they give the news and all that kind of jazz. House is on at 6. Oh, no, wait, sorry. Sorry, at 6. You've never watched it. Well, we're at work, so you wouldn't get to watch it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This was on Channel 7 at 6 for the live boarding.

That'll get you. Anyway, a guy named Mark Ferguson was giving the news headlines and a meteor went straight past his head in the background. Wow. Crazy. Anyway, here's a piece of the news talking about that. Stargazers only had to look as far as the television last night to catch what appears to be a massive meteor event.

40 minutes into last night's 7 News Sydney 6pm bulletin, a streak of light appeared behind presenter Mark Ferguson. Apparently, it was only about half a metre to a metre in size. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So he wasn't even doing a story on a meteor. No. He was doing a story on something else outside and a meteor happened to go past. Yes, on live news bulletin.

Damn, way to steal the guy's thunder. I know. Right? What's crazy to me... It'd just be like, cool story, bro, but can we talk about that meteor that went behind you? Oh my God, I'm looking at it. That looks like a... Because he's got the Sydney City skyline in the backdrop. That looks like a, I would be scared that was a terrorist event.

Yeah, like a plane or something. It looks like a plane coming in. They did confirm, astrophysicist Dr. Brad Tucker confirmed that it was indeed a meteor and it was about half a metre to a metre in size, which is crazy to think that that was only half a metre to a metre. It made that much of a light. Yeah. And they reckon it travelled all the way down towards the Victorian border where they reckon

it exploded in Jindabyne, which is a place in rural... To hit the ground? Yeah. Oh. Wild, eh? Send the guy out there to report from the meteor hole. That's what we all want to see. We want to see if it's like on Men in Black

and, you know, the guy crawls out of the thing. If you want to see it, I think producer Anastasia is going to put up the video where you can see the live meteor on a news bulletin. On our Instagram story. On our Instagram story, at Brian Clint. There you go. Good meteor news, mate.

Well done. Thank you. Brian Clint. Here's a question for you. Why did you fail your driver's licence? There's a story Good media news, mate. Well done. Thank you. Here's a question for you. Why did you fail your driver's licence? There's a story in the news today about a lady called Tisha from Hamilton who's on the phone with us at the moment. Hi, Tisha.

Hi, Tisha. Hi. You failed your driver's licence for what I think is probably the most unfair reason I've heard so far. Tell us why you failed. Burnout. Was it Tisha? Yeah.

I mean, I think burnouts have their place. Wait, did you just say your car was too messy? Unfortunately, yes. It was deemed a health and safety hazard under the new cautions over COVID and was an instant fail. Okay, talk us through it. How dirty are we talking?

Are we like, you know when you get in someone's car and there's like McDonald's wrappers and it's like ankle deep mess on the floor and you have to clear a space off the passenger seat? Are we talking that dirty? Mine's like a drink bottle graveyard. Yeah. No, it was just being tracked in.

I mean, it wasn't immaculate by any means. I wasn't enough to warrant being called a health and safety hazard. The mat could have probably, could have given it a shake or something. Wait, so there wasn't even rubbish or like things on the seat or? Nope. What? Just dirt.

Yep, just a bit, probably a few stains, things, kids. And stuff in the, like just sort of dirt and probably dog hair in the footwear. What? And they failed you, and they failed your driver's licence. If someone got into my car, I'd be arrested then. So you pull up at VTNZ to set your driver's licence. The guy opens the door. There's a bit of dirt on the floor and he goes,

no, I'm not getting in there and you fail. Do you still have to pay for that? Did they charge you for a licence test? I did because it was all prepaid and I would have had to have paid for a reset but thankfully that's been waived and I do get to have a reset next Monday.

Nah, screw that. Screw that. They've stuffed you around so much. You're in the news. You're in the newspaper. Give it to her for free. Yeah, you get free licence. And you don't have to sit the test either. Nah, you just get it. You just get free licence for life as a sorry. And a token to go and use that special vacuum cleaner at the gas either. Nah, you just get it. You just get free licence for life as a sorry. And a token to go and use their special

vacuum cleaner at the gas station. Oh, that's good. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. How amazing would that be? Okay, well when is the... That's incredible.

I can't believe you got failed for having some dirt in your footwell. When's the reset, Tisha? Next Monday. Okay. So we'll definitely be cleaning the car before then.

No, don't bother. Don't bother. You need to prove a point and show up with your car even messier. Just pour a bucket of yoghurt in the front. Let it sit there for a couple of days. Really show them what messy is. Tisha is New Zealand's most unlucky

unlicensed driver. Oh wait, you've got your restricted, don't you? Yeah, I've had it for 16 years. Next week, once she sits her license, then the streets of Hamilton will once again be safe. But we wanted to ask you this afternoon, why did you fail your driver's license? Like, was it something stupid like that because you had a bit of dirt

in the front? Or did you actually do something that you go, yeah, no, I definitely fail here? Did you crash? Did you crash? Did you run over someone's dog during a driver's license test? Did you speed? Did you do a handbra crash? Did you run over someone's dog during a driver's licence test? Did you speed? Did you speed? Yeah.

Did you do a handbrake slide into a car park? Doesn't matter. We just love to know. Why did you fail your driver's licence? You can call us on 0800DIALZM. Or you can text us now on 9696. Don't do that, though, if you are currently taking your driver's licence test.

Because you will fail. Tisha from Waikato, Hamilton, is making the news today because she felt because her car was too dirty. And we don't think that it should be easy to get your driver's license, but failing because your car's too dirty. I saw a picture of it, and to be honest, it ain't dirty. It was not messy. It wasn't messy. I mean, it was a bit of dirt.

It had some dirt in it. Not much. The guy was like, I'm not getting in there. You fail. So we want to know, make her feel better. Are there worse reasons that people have lost their driver's license out there? Did you fail yours? I failed my learner's license. Did you? Which is the scratchy, it was the test,

the paper one. You didn't study? No, I didn't study, no. I went in way too confident. Did you? Yeah. How many times did it take? Just two. Oh, okay. Just checking. Yeah, no, no, I got it the second time. I was like, I was so embarrassed. Because as a 15-year-old from Lutrua, that's your

badge of honour. You're like, yeah, got my learners on my birthday. Yeah, boy! Not me, I failed. So... Yeah. Just add that to your radio degree list. I didn't fail that. I dropped out. Leroy, hi.

Hey, how you doing? Good. What did you fail your license for? I didn't fail my license, but my car was used by my younger sister. The same car that had passed all the other three licenses. And she went for it and they failed her immediately because the window wipers were too noisy on the window. What?

The window wipers were too noisy? Really? I thought you were going to say she accidentally hit the NOS button or something. It wasn't. And then she failed her full as well. They made her reset that because she, what was it? She rolled through a giveaway sign or something like that. I think it was as she rolled the car.

But you were like allowed to. No, but I just thought it was a bit of a rigmarole because, you know, they get paid every time they fail you, you know? Oh, you think it's a driver's license conspiracy. They want you to fail. Someone on the text machine said they got failed because they got a text at a red light and they text it. Yeah, well, that's probably a good reason.

Yeah, to be honest. Yeah, you probably. That's a good reason. Kelsey, why did you fail your driver's license? I went to go and get my restricted and I didn't have my learner plates. And I went to go read book and turns out I could have just brought my learner plates

and the guy didn't tell me. What do you mean? You could have just bought them? There was like a shelf with learner plates. Oh, you could have bought some at the shop? Gotcha. Yeah, yeah. So I could have just brought a $5 pack of learners and yeah, so I had to re-book and pay

the whole thing. Yep, gutty bowl, that sucks. Someone texted through, this is so bad. They said, my drama teacher, hold on, wait, was that one? No. Yeah, they said, my drama teacher failed her test

because she pulled out of the car park and she hit a lady carrying her groceries. Yeah. See, like we said, it shouldn't be easy to pass your test. Yeah, that's a pretty good reason. You know you failed, eh? It's like that video of Novak Djokovic today

when he hits that guy with the tennis ball. He knows he's out. You know you're gone in that situation. Felicity, why did you fail your driver's licence? I waved at a friend of mine, so my hands weren't at 10 and 2. Oh, Felicity. You know they put your friend there as a decoy to test you.

I find this interesting because what are you supposed to do when you get your licence? Do they just trust you to never wave at anybody at all when you're driving? Stuff that I'm more concerned about eating, you know, McDonald's or something. You can't eat McDonald's in there either. What? No, you can't. I always wondered that.

If a cop saw you eating a pie while you were driving down the road, is that a ticketable offence? Yeah, well, pie's risky, isn't it? True. It's a very risky road food. If you're eating a fillet of fish and you're using one hand to hold the burger and the other hand to hold the box and a knee to use the steering wheel. You should be arrested because you're eating a fillet of fish.

Finally, Bronnie, why did you fail your driver's licence? I love a fillet of fish. I love every other burger. I failed my driver's licence because my car actually would not start. Well, that's technically not your fault, Bonnie. That's the car's fault. I know. I had five minutes to get it going.

All that was it. So I had to take another step. So you're like doing like a NASCAR pit thing on it. You're like running around. I was going running around, got the bonnet open. Did you ask the instructor to push so you could try a jump start? You get out and we'll see if we can get this bad boy going. Can we do this test on a hill? Yeah.

Bree and Clint. I do love some behind-the-scenes information. And an article has come out about an award-winning TV producer by the name of Marion Farrelly. She's worked on TV shows like Big Brother, Dancing with the Stars, X Factor, Celebrity Apprentice, Farmer Wants a Wife, heaps of big shows. Yeah, right. She's come out and she's said and talked about some of the shows

that have been pitched to her over the years that she thought were the worst. Oh, good. Yeah. So if you can think of a TV show you've watched, these are shows that could have made it to TV. Because there are some pretty bad ones out there. Yeah, I mean, look, reality TV has done quite a lot of crazy things. There's been a lot of stuff thrown at the wall to see what's stuck.

And some things stick and some things crash and burn. Okay, run me through these TV shows because I'm keen to know if I agree with her. Because some of them I'll be like, oh, I'd love to see that show. Yeah, okay. Okay, pitch me. You pitch me some TV shows. I'll pitch you. This was the first TV show she said was quite memorable

but didn't get over the line. Yeah. It was a weight loss show and it was based around rabbits and people bringing in their overweight rabbits and, you know, they would follow the progress of the attempts of the rabbits to shed some weight. And she said no to that show. I think she's –

That sounds – I'm keen to – That sounds like a winning show. I'd watch that show. I would watch that show. Can you imagine? You'd get attached to one of the rabbits and you'd be like, Go, Peter!

Go, Peter, you fat bastard! Come on, Peter! How does a rabbit get fat? They literally just eat vegetables and grass. That's a great question. They would cover that all on the show, Clint. Yeah, right.

All the backstories. If she's not using that idea, I think we can have a go at it. Another show she said didn't make it over the line was a show called Crime Scene Cleanups. Oh, grim. She said sometimes ideas are good on paper and then when you see the reality,

you think this is the worst thing ever. So essentially the premise of the show was simple. Viewers would see how horrific crime scenes are cleaned. Yeah, I got that. Yeah. So essentially the premise of the show was simple. Viewers would see how horrific crime scenes are cleaned. Yeah, I got that. Yeah, yeah. I think she was right to say no to that one. Everyone loves true crime. And people love a murder podcast.

But you don't actually want to see the murder scene. Yeah. Like you don't actually want to see where the knife went in. You know? You know what that is? That's like if anyone's watched, um, what's that show? One Born Every Minute. Oh, rough. No, no, no, no, no.

No, wait. I wasn't finished. I love that show. I'm saying that show there is like One Born Every Minute, but you only get to see the aftermath clean up. And to be honest, One Born Every Minute does look like a bit of a crime scene. Like sometimes. No, thanks for that show.

Cool, give me another one. So these are some of the shows she's spoken out about that actually have been made. Okay. So the first one is called Hotter Than My Daughter. And it's about mums who think they are better looking than their daughters. That's a great, I mean train wreck, but that's a great sounding show. And they get dressed up And people judge them Yeah

That sounds horrific I would judge the whole family Yeah I want to see that I've actually watched This next show It's called Just Tattoo of Us Have you seen this

It's got Charlotte From Geordie Shore on it Yes So it's where two friends Go in And they get to pick Each other's tattoos And then they reveal

The tattoos to each other And they always do The dirty on each other and pick horrible tattoos. Yeah, because it's an MTV show and they just tattoo horrible things. It's terrible. But if you go on that show, you get what you deserve. Yeah, it's a terrible show. And then the last show is called Pass the Hot Skunk

and it's where people have to pretty much carry around a skunk and it's like hot potato but hot skunk and they have to carry the skunk. Is this a real show? No, I made that one up. Call ZM now to play Brinklands. Cliff Hanger. Because again, I would watch that.

I think we've got a winner. Oh, I'm home early, babe. Let's tuck into a big night of past the hot skunk and who's the fattest rabbit. Kia ora, this is Toby Manhai. I'm the host of Gone By Lunchtime, a podcast for the spin-off podcast network all about politics and politicians

with me, Annabel Lee-Mather and Ben Thomas, careering wildly from the very serious to the very ridiculous. It's not for everyone. I don't think it would be Ellen's cup of tea, but you, I reckon, will love it. Gone By lunchtime. Grab one now wherever you get your podcasts. Bree and Clint.

Oh, my God. What? No way. I can't believe that happened. Oh, my God, no. Are you f***ing kidding me? Bree and Clint's Cliffhanger. Love this game. You call up and tell us three quarters of a great story

that's happened to you, and then what happens is Bree writes an ending, I write an ending, and your actual factual ending gets all mixed up and people try and guess how your story really ends. Can you pick the real ending? But first, we've got to hear the story from you, Nikki. Nikki, leave us on a cliffhanger.

Go for it. Hi, how's it going? Okay. What happened? So this story is actually about my cousin, who was or still is technically a flight attendant. So she was on a trip from Sydney to Auckland, and halfway through the flight,

she realised she had a sore stomach and she needed to go to the toilet. Major cause. But that's it. Being her, though, she decided she wasn't going to do it while the passengers were on board, so she waited until the end of the flight when everybody got off. And so everyone had left the plane and the plane was on a tarmac

and she decided she went into the laboratory and she did her number two. And then? And then. What? All right, hold on, hold on. Here come three different endings. One of these is the correct ending to Nicky's cliffhanger. Producer Ben. Okay, ending number one. She realised because the plane was parked up,

the plumbing didn't work, so it couldn't flush. She had to then carry her business off the plane in a bag. Oh! Ending number two. the plane in a bag. Ending number two. The plane had departed again. She was mid-poo and couldn't get anyone's attention because the plane was empty of passengers. She was then

flown to Dubai by mistake. Ending number three. Must have been a long poo. Ending number three. Once she had done her business, she had realised that the door of the hull that holds all the waste had been opened. Number twos and fresh air. Okay.

Nikki just told us her cliffhanger. Nikki, can we get it one more time, please? Oh, absolutely. So my cousin is a flight attendant and she was on a flight from Sydney to Auckland. And halfway through, she realised she needed to go toilet. But she wanted to be nice to the passengers and decided to wait until everybody had left the plane to go to do her number two. Very respectful. You don't go number two on domestic travel. No, it was Sydney to Auckland.

Oh, okay. But that's all right then. But still, you don't go number two if you're the hired help. No, of course you do. No. If you've got to go, you've got to go. No, we're Sydney to Auckland. Oh, okay, but that's alright then. But still, you don't go number two if you're the hired help. No, of course you do. No. If you gotta go, you gotta go. We have differing opinions when it comes to number twos. Anyway, Nikki, sorry, carry on. All good. Sorry, yep. So she

went and did it, waited for everyone to make the plane, went and did her number twos in the toilet and then found out that the toilet wouldn't flush. Oh, you just gave away the ending, Nikki. Oh, no. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Nikki. Oh, shit. Literally. No, wait, no. Maybe he didn't hear that. No, wait, wait, wait. Tyler, hi. Hey.

Hey, oh, you're... Tyler, which ending do you think it is? I thought it was the third ending. The one where the toilet, oh. The toilet open and Pooh's and Weezer's fresh air. Yeah, well, no, Nikki just gave away the answer. You should have just said that. But she's being honest.

Oh, you're being honest. Okay. And because she's being honest, can we give them both some fuel? Yeah, we can today. Yeah, because you were honest, Tyler, we're hooking you up as well. Oh, thank you so much. Okay, you're welcome, Tyler. Wait there.

Nikki, wait. So she seriously used the toilet on the plane and it wouldn't flush, so she had to carry her business off the plane with her? Yes, she did. And she even knew before she went to the toilet that they sometimes shut the plumbing off, so she still went anyway. Why did she risk it?

Also, why didn't she just Why did she risk it? Also, why didn't she just leave it in the plane? No, I think my biggest concern, if that happened to me, why is she telling anyone? You know? I would leave it where it was, get off, find the nearest pilot I could and go, it's an emergency, you have to restart the plane.

Right now, I don't care how much it costs. Please, I'll pay whatever it is. Do it. Get this, just give me the keys. We just had Nicky's aviation based, cloth hanger, aviation slash number twos based. My favourite type

of news actually. Aviation slash number twos? Yeah. Right, well I've got some aviation news but there's no number twos involved. All right? I'll still take it. You'll take it? Yeah. Obviously, there aren't many planes flying at the moment.

There's not many places you can go. No. Because of COVID, just in case you were wondering. So, Thai Airways are concerned that their customers are missing out on the delicious plane food that they serve. So they've decided to start serving their plane food on the ground. What?

You can now attend a Thai Airways restaurant where they will exclusively serve airplane food in airplane format on airplane plates on an airplane tray using airplane cutlery. You get the full flight experience. Cool. The restaurant, this is what they've said, and this is good too because it really makes it authentic. The restaurant has been set up on

the second floor of the airline's headquarters in Bangkok. So guests will have to climb a flight of stairs just as they would if they were boarding an aircraft. Okay. So authentic. Great. The seats, of course, there's no one using the planes.

So they've taken the seats out of the planes and you actually sit in an aeroplane seat. Even better. They're so comfy. To eat your lunch. And then you order off the aeroplane menu. So you can have a penne pasta cabanara for $6. Oh, that's a good price.

That's pretty cheap. A Caesar tuna salad for $4.60. Beef bolognese, $6. These are good prices, man. This is cheap stuff. It is cheap, isn't it? Yeah. Mango cheesecake, $5.70.

Do you get menus or does someone just come in Beef or chicken And you have to have whatever's left Beef or chicken Yeah I don't know And do they push it around on a trolley God I hate that When you get the last of the meal

I hate sitting at the back Because you never ever get what you want Do you want to know a life hack? Yeah Pre-register a dietary requirement With your seat before you fly and you get served first. But does that mean you have to get like gluten-free or something?

Oh, yeah, but... That's because you get the vegetarian meal. What if I just want the pasta? Oh, good point. You also have a Coru membership. No, I don't have a Kauri membership anymore. Thank you very much. That's why you get all these perks.

It's not true. Did you want to know a secret about airplane food just quickly? Yeah. They cook it to a special recipe to reduce the amount of gas generated by people after they eat it. What? Oh, my God. The story is number two related.

This is your dream. Yeah. Do they? Airplane food is made in a special way, and they change certain ingredients in it to reduce the flatulence generated by the food because you're all sitting inside a big tin can and out of space. Well, here's some feedback from me. It's not working.

The infamous couple swap. And we're not talking about that type of couple swap. Keys in the bowl. No, no, no, no. We're talking about the permanent. Because I'm not keen if you're asking. I wasn't asking. And that's no offence to your partner. And we use watches at the ones we do.

I'm talking about the permanent kind. I mean, you might not know this, but Shania Twain has been in the media for this before. Partner swapping. Partner swapping where her best friend ended up hooking up with her husband. Right.

And then she ended up hooking up with her best friend's husband. And now they're both married to the opposite husband. So they both got revenge and they both got happiness. So it's kind of perfect. It's happened again with a British model, Cara Delevingne. We all remember her. Oh, old eyebrows, McEyebrows face. You leave her alone.

She had the best eyebrows in the biz. Yeah, that's literally why I called her eyebrows, McEyebrow face. Duh. I don't think that was a compliment. That's because you didn't want it to be a compliment because deep down you're jealous of her eyebrows. I am jealous of her. She was a Victoria's Secret model.

She was really big a couple of years ago. Anyway, she has been dating someone called Ashley Benson. And recently her and Ashley broke up and Ashley began dating G-Eazy. Oh, G-Eazy. G-Eazy. Artist. G-Eazy. Oh, G-Eazy. Artist. G-Eazy. They started dating.

Rapper G-Eazy. Which this is where things get messy because G-Eazy's ex is actually Halsey. Yes. They had quite a messy split. They did. Yeah. They had quite a messy split. They did. Quite a messy split. And weird because now Halsey is dating Ashley Benson's ex, Cara Delevingne.

Right. Okay. So they've done a complete partner swap. Jeez, that's a good-looking couple. Yeah. Cara Delevingne and Halsey. Babes. And then G-Eazy's a good-looking man.

And Ashley Benson's a good-looking woman. And Ashley Benson's a good-looking too. Oh, right. Okay. There's some good-looking people. And Ashley Benson's a good-looking woman. And Ashley Benson's a good-looking too. Oh, right, okay. There's some good-looking people. So who did it first? Because the first one, that's... Is that the real relationship? Is that what you're saying?

No, I'm trying to think about what it is. I think the first couple to do the switcheroo, that's where you are maybe in grey area. Like you could be construed as, oh, you can't do that. Those are your exes. But once they break the ice, the other two are free to do whatever they want. I think so. Yeah.

Yeah, because they've already done the dirty. But also what you're saying is true too. The first ones could be the authentic relationship and the second one could be perceived as the revenge relationship. Joint together by revenge. Yeah. The best way to form a relationship. Form your bond of love out of deep-seated hate for other people.

All relationships, all good ones start on a bed of revenge. It's like Khloe Kardashian revenge body. I'm like, that's not good motivation to sort out your health and fitness. You shouldn't be doing it out of revenge. You should be doing it for yourself. That's what they try and teach them on the show. Have you never watched it? Oh, no.

Yeah, Chloe tries to drill that into them. Oh, okay. Well, good on you, Chloe. But they just want to get back at their ex. That's what that whole show's about. But we wanted to know because, I mean, it's happened to Shania Twain and it's happened now to Cara Delevingne, Halsey, G-Eazy and Ashley Benton.

They're all in the mix. They've swapped. They've switched each other. We want to know if it's happened to you. Yeah. Do you reckon that's happened to anyone? Have your exes got together? Yeah.

Yeah. Maybe you have two exes who dated you and then they ended up getting together. Imagine that. That's interesting. Imagine that. You were the person who introduced them to each other by dating each of them individually. They're like, what do we have in common?

Oh, Brie. Yeah, I love Brie. Let's have a wine and then boom, sparks fly. Or you and your current partner, your exes are now dating each other or they hooked up or something like that. Can you imagine? It'd be so good because you and your partner then could like, you know, talk about it with each other.

Oh, yeah, bitch to each other. Yeah. I can't believe this. Oh, yeah, bitch to each other. Yeah. Yeah. I can't believe this. Oh, $800 a day. We'd love to hear how it happened for you. You can text the 9696 as well. Bree and Clint.

Long gone. Did you do the swap? The partner ex swap? Because there's some famous people who are doing exactly that. So, wrap your head around this. Cara Delevingne, she was dating a woman by the name of Ashley Benson. They'd been dating. Ashley apparently broke it off with Cara, started dating G-Eazy. G-Eazy used to date Halsey.

Halsey and Cara Delevingne now have gotten together, which means they've completely swapped each other's partners Yeah, they've done a full crisscross Yeah Crisscross There's one more configuration in this four way Yes That means they all would have dated each other

So they've got to break up one more time So that means Cara would have to be with G-Eazy And that's never going to happen Oh, true Can't happen Kara would have to be with G-Eazy and that's never going to happen. Oh, true. Yeah, right. Can't happen. She's the immovable object.

Yeah, she's not into that. Her saloon door only goes one way. Stops here. So we want to know, have you – oh, no, I just lost Sarah. Oh, no. Let's try and get her back. I'm really sorry about that. We'll go to Lisa, though. Hi, Lisa.

Hi, Lisa. Hey, guys. Did your exes date each other? Is that what we're asking? Did your exes end up getting together? So it was actually my uncle quite a few years ago. Him and his wife were best friends with another husband and wife. Okay.

And so my uncle's wife Ended up cheating on him With the best friend's husband Right So they broke up And then yeah my uncle Ended up getting with the best friend's wife And they are married and everything Whoa

So they did a full Shania Twain Yep 100% Shania Twain These things are clearly messy and also scandalous, but is everybody happier for it? Yeah, definitely. I don't know anything about the other couple, but I know that my uncle and auntie are much happier. But long road to get there, though.

It would be so when you go around there and you go, oh, weren't you so-and-so's missus? Nah, we swapped. Weren't you my uncle's mate? Anyway, welcome to the family. Sarah's here. We've got her back. Hi, Sarah.

Hi, Sarah. Hi. Sorry for hanging up on you before. Did your exes date, Sarah? What happened? So it was my parents. Okay, what happened with your parents? So a while ago, my mum and dad broke up.

And my mum started dating this new guy. Okay. And his ex-wife started dating my dad. Whoa, okay, right. How did they know each other? Like how is their friend circle so small that they each only had one person to go to? So we used to hang out with them at one of the cosmopolitan clubs.

Oh, yeah. Can I ask what town this is in? South Auckland. Oh, yeah, okay. Yep, that's right. Right, so they did all know each other. Do you reckon it was all genuine, Sarah, or they were brought together by, you know,

a bit of spite? So I think, like, my mum and my now stepdad, they've been married for probably about 17 years. Oh, a long time, yeah. Yeah, so they were all genuine, but I have a feeling my stepdad's ex-wife was doing it as a bit of payback. A bit of revenge.

I mean, let's be real, we've all been there. Anonymous. Finally, who did your exes get together? No, not quite our exes, but well, our exes got together, but it was me and my sister. So, in the same

month, I separated from my Wait, please tell me you and your sister didn't get together. No, no, no. I know. Even out. Wait, please tell me you and your sister didn't get together. No, no, no. Even out of revenge, that is not okay. Oh, my Lord. Anonymous. I nearly...

You've seen our faces in here. We were like, who is this guy and how did he get on the show? I was like, who's put this guy through? Okay. So you and your sister... We're dating people. Yeah, so she was with her partner for six years and I was with mine for about three.

And I separated from my girlfriend and then she separated a couple of weeks later from hers. And then about two months later, we didn't know they were together, but we found out through a mutual friend of ours that they were actually having a baby. Whoa! They literally got together probably weeks after we separated,

so the whole time they probably liked each other. Had they been brought together at, like, family functions? Like, you and your sister brought your partners to Christmas and that's where they would have met? Oh, yeah, like, we were all very close. They would have all hung out, yeah. Yeah, so we were all very close, hung out together. And, yeah, and there was quite an age gap.

So there was about a 10-year age gap between me and my sister and their partners too. And just to clarify, Anonymous, no one was related. No, no, no. So me and my sister went on and found other partners. Okay, great. Yeah, good, good. Perfect.

Because you agree with us, Anonymous, don't you, that no matter how much revenge you want, it's never okay to hook up with your sister? No. Oh, no, we got our revenge. It only took about eight years. Not with each other, though. Not with each other.

No. No. No, go on, Anonymous. Brian Clint. Someone just texted through because we were talking about swapping partners and someone said, me and my brother swap partners. I have two kids with his ex-wife and he has two kids with my ex-best friend.

Whoa. Buzzy. Wait, no, ex-best friend? Yeah, it's female best friend. Yeah, but you didn't have to stop being best friends with them just because they got together with your brother. Yeah, but maybe, I don't know, there was like some code. Or it was a chicken and egg situation.

If you ever get with my brother, friendship over. That's a tough set of rules with him. I told you the rules when we started this. If you're new to listening to this show, Brie has a very hot brother. You need to stop doing that. We haven't posted his photo in a while, by the way.

And we might have new listeners who haven't seen him. Oh, my God. Look, we'll work on it, okay? Okay. All right, let's do birthday banger. We'll find out what was top in the charts on your 16th birthdays. Let's kick it off with Georgia. Hi, Georgia.

Hi. How you doing? Good, how are you? Good, thank you. What's. Hi, Georgia. Hi. How are you doing? Good, how are you? Good, thank you. What's your birthday, Georgia? 1st of March, 1999. All right, you were 16 in 2015 on the 1st of March. And on that day, this was number one.

I love me like you do. I love me like you do. I love me like you do. I love me like you do. Ely Goulding. I love me like you do. Soundtrack to Fifty Shades. Fifty Shades Harder.

Darker. Oh, Darker, sorry. Georgia, do you like that one? Not bad. It's not bad. I knew it was something like that. Did you actually think it was Fifty Shades Harder? It's a different kind of book, trust me.

No, I think it's the same kind of book. That's the sequel kind of book Yeah I think it's the No that's the next That's the sequel Hi Laura Hi Laura Oh Fifty Shades Harder Sorry that was so funny

Fifty Shades Harder I mean I mean you'd read it If you'd read the trilogy You might as well finish With Fifty Shades Harder Yeah I don't know if you'd need it It took me a second

To realise it was wrong though Yeah It's all about the same stuff Isn't it Exactly What's your birthday mate I don't know if you need it. It took me a second to realise it was wrong, though. Yeah. It's all about the same stuff, isn't it? Yes, exactly. What's your birthday, mate? My birthday is May the 4th, 1980. Oh, may the 4th be with you.

Thank you. You were 16 in 1996 on the 4th of May. And, Laura, this is your birthday banger. It's like rain. Alanis. I. Alanis. I love Alanis. She was meant to be here next month to play a gig in New Zealand. I had tickets. Yeah, it's been rescheduled though.

She reckons she's still coming next year. I hope so. That's the first CD I ever bought. Isn't that ironic? Well, that makes sense. That was good. Isn't that ironic? Wait there, Laura.

We'll get one more on for Raven. Hi, how are you? Hi, Raven. Good. Do you get that all the time, Raven? Raven? Yeah, Raven, Raisin, Raven. Raisin?

All right, Raisin, let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? Okay, 13 May, 79, Mother's Day, baby. Oh, you are too. You were 16 in 1995 on the 13th of May. And Raven, this is your birthday banger. I'm kind of a spinnaker because this is how we do it. Oh, my gosh, that's so Raven.

That's so Raven. Do you like it, that's so Raven. That's so Raven. Do you like it, Raven? Yeah, it sort of makes you want to get up and exercise now. Does it? Raven wings. Well, actually, you tell us. Do you feel like exercising? Because we don't have to play it.

You will not. Okay, all right, sweet. Wait there, wait there, wait there. We've got to choose between... So we've got George's Lovely Like You Do. Laura's got Ironic. Alanis and Ray Bans has This Is How We Do It. Raygun.

Razor. Blazin'. Blazin'. Something's telling me the Ellie Goulding song could be a bit different. I'm not choosing that. Really? Okay, my radar'm not choosing that. Really? Okay. My radar's not always on.

That got overplayed on radio, I think. I think you forget. Yeah, right. Okay. She's like, what are you waiting for? Ben, are we going for This Is How We Do It? I'm voting This Is How We Do It. Ben, you need to find me the proper version.

You've loaded me Katy Perry's This Is How We Do. Oh, that's a good song to do. Here it is. We'll play this in the meantime. Montel Jordan. This is how we do it. All right, all right, all right. Here we go, here we go.

You got it? Where's Raisin? Here she is. Raisin, congratulations. Yes! You just won a birthday banger. Yay! This is for you, Sultana.

Thank you very much, Prune. Very impressive. Good from you. Night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night night I'm kind of buzzed and it's all because South Central does it like nobody does To all my neighbors, you got much flavor Let's flip the crack with the old school bag This is how we do it To all my neighbors, you got much favor This is how we do it Let's flip the crack with the old school bag This is how we do it

This is how we do it All hands are in the air And wave them from here to there If you're an OG, Mack, or a wannabe player You see, the hood's been good to me Ever since I was a lowercase g But now I'm a big G The girls say I got your money

And a dollar bill, joy If you were from where I'm from Then you would know That I gotta get mine in a big black truck You can get yours in a six-ball Whatever it is The party's underwear So tip off your cuff and throw your hands up

And let me hear the party say I'm kinda buzzed, it's all because This is how we do it South Central doesn't like nobody's touch This is how we do it To all my neighbors, you got much favor This is how we do it Let's flip the track, bring the old school back

This is how we do it I'm kinda buzzed, it's all because Some people tell me like nobody does Y-N-B-S-E-C I'm a homie, I'll never come back on an old school track Check it out Once upon a time in 94 Montel made no money and life show us so And all they said was 6'8 he stood

And people thought the music that he made was good The little DJ in Paul was his name He came up to money this is what he said You and OG are gonna make some cash Selling million records and we're making the dash Oh I'm buzzing the club This is how we do it Sousing, cont buzzing the club. This is how we do it. I'm central dancing like nobody

does. This is how we do it. To all my neighbors, you can't much favor. This is how we do it. I'll never come back on an old school track. This is how we do it. I'm a kind of bug, so be kind. This is how we do it.

I'm central dancing like nobody does. This is how we do it. ZM Brinkley the winner of birthday baggage day is Montel Jordan and this is how we do it for Raven that's so Raven do you know he has a day is Montel Jordan. This is how we do it. For Raven. Oh, that's so Raven. Do you know he has a gardening store, Montel Jordan?

Does he? Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Their tagline is, this is how we grew it. It was on the text machine. I had to read it out. It was good. Bree and Clint.

Lunch with Mama Di. It's sold. And Brie too, of course. Oh, God, you even talked over me this time. I was forgetting that you were a part of this. It's sold. We spent last week auctioning off lunch with you, Mama Di. Hi.

Hi, Mum. Woo-hoo. For charity. Hi, guys. How are you? Mum, you realise that you don't get any of the money? Oh, Brianna, I think it's wonderful that it's going to the Cancer Foundation. I know.

I'm just joking. We both do. For the first time ever, you can meet the man who's purchased you, Mumadai. Oh, my God. Welcome to the show, Scott. Hi, guys. How are you going? Hey, Scott.

G'day, Scott. Hi, guys. How are you going? Hey, Scott. A very, very generous man who has donated $2,010 to the Cancer Society of New Zealand just to have lunch with you, Mama Di. Scotty, that's just awesome, mate. I can't wait. And we're going to have a terrific time. Scotty, that's more than I ever got for her at an auction. So we appreciate that. Scott, can we ask, what is it that drew you to this auction?

Was it lunch with Queensland's very own Mama Di, or was it the opportunity to taste Bree's signature chicken parmigiana cooked by Bree? I don't like hurting people, but yeah, first option definitely. Sorry, Bree. Oh, Rob! You might change your mind, Scotty, once you taste it on the night. You know, we've been

down there tasting it today, Scott, and I have never felt more full in my life. We were down at Duke Joint in Mount Eden, who are going to be hosting us. Great spot. Great spot. It's that Brothers Brewery in there. We were in the kitchen. We did a professional cook-up, and it's delicious. We? Awesome. Yeah, we.

No, did we do it, or did I and professional head chef Gavin do it, and you watched and ate all the food? I was an important part of it as well. Scott. You need the supervisor. I'm the supervisor, yeah. You've paid for it, and so this is really over to you now, the decision. Bree really doesn't want to cook.

She just wants to sit at the table with us and have lunch. And that's why she's taught the chefs the recipe. But it's up to you. Would you, I mean, it's your money. Oh, this is rough. You made the decision. Do you need Bree in the kitchen or do you want her at the table with us? You know, why I kind of wanted the auction was like, you know,

Bree's serving us and all that. Come on, Scotty. She can sit with us. She can sit with us. Oh, thank you so much. I'm so glad 2020 has let the woman out of the kitchen. Yeah, there you go. All right, anything you wanted to say to Scotty

before the big night, mumma die? Yes, what would he like to drink? Oh, yeah, good question. What is your drink of choice, Scott? Anything alcohol. Anything alcohol. Perfect. We can organise that, Scotty. Who are you bringing with you? It depends. I might be bringing my parents, actually, because I just had their 53rd anniversary. Cute! I'd love to meet your parents. God, this guy gets nicer and nicer, doesn't he?

Do you have a girlfriend, Scotty? No, I'm good. You've got a spare seat. I was just saying we could find you a date for the night. But we'll deal with that off. No, he's got a date. He's got myself. Oh, all right.

Mum, come on, Scotty. Chill out, Mum. There you go. That's our big charity auction. $2,010 raised for the Cancer Society. Thank you to everybody involved, including you, Brie. Thank you, mate. No, it's awesome.

Such a good cause. I can't wait. And if you missed out on it, we will be launching this week your chance to purchase a signature Brie Thomaso chicken parmigiana through GrabOne. It'll be served at Brothers Brewery at Juke Joint.

And the money from that is going to go to the Cancer Society as well. We're going to try and raise that $5,000 that we missed out on as well. Let's sell as many of these chicken parmies as we can. We'll get you more details on that on our Facebook page throughout the week. Brie and Clint, sit in. Brie, if you were the Queen of England, what would you have for dinner?

Ooh, a buffet. A buffet. A royal buffet, though. Yeah. So a royal buffet is like five star. Okay. Because who doesn't love a buffet?

You'd like them to set up the buffet every night just for you and Philip? Absolutely. Put up the bain maries. Yeah. Set them up. Carve up a whole leg of ham

so I can have one piece. A story out today about a man who was the Queen's chef. His name is Darren McGrady. He was the personal chef to her Royal Majesty the Queen. God, pressure. In the 1990s.

And he's revealed what the Queen's favourite takeaway is. Oh, see, I'm interested. What do you think it is? What do you think the Queen likes takeaway-wise the most? Double beef bacon, eh, though? Not far off. Really? Not far off.

She loves to go downtown, does she? Don't ever say that again. No, I'm saying like she likes to go big. Oh. Yeah. Sorry, I don't know what you're getting at there. No, I was not. I would not talk about the Queen in that way.

The Queen's favourite takeaway and the only takeaway she'll eat is burgers. Is it? Yep. It's all she wants. Loves a burger. Loves a dirty burger. Not always dirty, actually. He said that quite often they would shoot their own deer

because, of course, they would. They're the royal family and they have like a hunting estate. And then they'd bring the animal in and they would process it in the kitchen and then they would serve like veal burgers. That is not takeaway. Yeah, but in burger format. Interestingly, the Queen will never have her burgers

with a bun. That is not a burger. It is. She wants the lettuce. She wants the patty. She wants the gherkin. She wants the tomato. She wants the cheese. But she has it on a plate and she eats it with a knife and fork. That is a beef salad. No, it's a bunless burger. It's quite

paleo actually, I think. Oh, no. This is from Darren McGrady. He was the chef's, the Queen's personal chef. Not the chef's personal queen. That's a different job. And interestingly, he's also revealed there is one takeaway that the Queen has never eaten.

In her 97, 98 years. What has she never tried? She's never had pizza. Wicked Wings. Wicked Wings is good too. I know. Probably Wicked Wings actually. Pizza.

But pizza, yeah. She's never had pizza. You're bloody kidding me. You're the queen of fricking England. Fly a pizza in from Italy, you know. From Naples. Yeah. Get it from the, you know.

From Old Napoli. What the hell? She is not living her best life. Yeah. Get it from the, you know. From Old Napoli. What the hell? She is not living her best life. Yeah. Anyway. That's really shook me probably too much. I'm really upset by it. That's an insight into the Queen's takeaway habits.

No pizza, no wicked wings, no butter chicken. Bree and Clint. Back after the news. ZM. Bree and Clint. Back after the news. ZM. Bree and Clint. This is a pretty crazy story, so just hold on to your hats because I've got a story about the most expensive fish in the world. No, it's not a dolphin, surprisingly.

Any other guesses from you? I only had a dolphin sound effect. The only fish I could think of that makes a noise. Do any other. Whale. Well, a dolphin's technically a mammal. Yeah, but come on, mate. You've got a fish tail. You've got a fish

blowhole. You've got a blowhole. You live underwater. Fish is a fish. I'm no scientist, but fish is a fish. I think it's a mammal uh yeah i know that i know that it's technically a mammal yeah but what does that mean that is that it's warm-blooded it's not warm-blooded i think that's isn't that what a mammal means is that what a mammal means i think our team of um scientists are uh googling it at the moment isn't it one of those things it doesn't mean it doesn't lay eggs? Is that what a mammal is? No, that's where you sound so.

I know we found her. I found her. No, I'm pretty sure a mammal is a warm-blooded animal. Oh, we've got the results here coming up. Okay, the big results. What is a mammal? A mammal is any member of the group of vertebrate animals in which the young are nourished with milk

from a special mammary gland on the mother. In addition to these characteristic milk glands, mammals are distinguished by several other features. Go up, though. It says a warm-blooded vertebrae animal. Right. So dolphins are warm-blooded? Yeah.

Cor blimey. We learn something new every day. But how much do they cost? That's what Bree's about to tell us. No, I don't have the price on dolphins. Right, okay. What the going rate is on a dolphin. I do, however, have the record-breaking number of how much someone has paid for a koi fish.

Koi fish? Those, the giant goldfish. Japanese. Yeah, people call them Japanese goldfish. They're in the ponds and the Japanese gardens. They're everywhere in Japan. What's the Pokemon that looks like a koi? It's a goldine.

Goldine. Goldine, yeah. Okay. Goldine, goldine. Yeah, right. Yeah, it's goldine um anyway uh apparently there's a tai taiwanese woman named miss ying ying who has bought um in a massive bidding war between her and someone else for this koi fish so the fish she bought was a female koi, three foot, three inches.

Whoa, that's a big koi. Big koi fish. Yeah, okay. And it was from a fish farm called Saki in Hiroshima. Yeah. From a renowned breeder. So that's why people- It's coming from good stock.

Yeah. It's a private school fish. That's why people were after this fish, right? It was not just any normal koi fish. Anyway, she paid $2.7 million. Whoa, I was about to do a swear word. For a fish. $2 million for a fish.

It's got awards and stuff. I reckon for $2.7 million, you could get a dolphin. You could get a couple, I think. I think you could get yourself SeaWorld for $2.7 million. Good for her. I hope that she doesn't have a cat. ZM's Free and Clint. The podcast with mobile smiles.

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