ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 8th 2020
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hello everybody and welcome to a very um bloated brian clint podcast well i am i don't want to
speak for you but you speak for yourself are you though i'm always bloated i'm lactose intolerant
well she's lactose intolerant and we um had mcdonald's thick shakes in the show yeah so do
the math on that which you will hear yeah what did you what else did you get by the way i got
because this is what we did we went um we went we're going to do a taste test on the show.
And this is,
this is a secret.
We're going to do a taste test on the show.
Anastasia,
do an order for the food we need on Uber Eats,
on the work credit card.
And,
just chuck a couple extras in there too.
Yeah,
a few things,
extra things just seem to,
just,
just,
just to be safe.
The actual,
the actual price of like,
the stuff that we needed for the show was $10, $15.
Yeah.
And we ended up spending, oh, should I say?
Say it was twice as much or three times as much.
It was three times as much.
It's not bad.
It's fine.
It was four times all up.
Content.
Yeah.
It's all content.
This is content we're doing now.
Yeah.
We're still making content about it.
I got chicken nuggets. And it's all tax deductible or we're doing now Yeah We're still making content about it I got chicken nuggets
And it's all tax deductible
Or something
That is true
Yeah
What did you get Clint?
Fillet of fish
Fillet of fish
Fillet of fish
Best burger at McDonald's
No
Or Filet-O-Fish
For the fancy people out there
Filet-O-Fish
It is not the best burger
It is
It's the freshest
I don't think I've ever had one
It is not
It's the freshest burger they do
It's deep fried fish
Yeah That does sound nice Fresh fish Frozen fresh fish freshest burger they do? It's deep fried fish.
Yeah.
Fresh fish.
Frozen fresh fish.
With half a piece of cheese?
Fresh fish.
It's a great burger. It's underrated.
It's alternative. It's different when you order one and people are like, oh, he must know about a secret menu.
Because no one ever thinks about the fillet of fish.
The fish is a bit dry for me.
That is blasphemy.
Not a full piece of cheese.
Yeah, I don't know why they do that. Yeah, see, that's ridiculous.
Yeah, it doesn't make sense. I'm not saying
I hate that burger. I just
definitely don't believe it's my favourite.
It feels like you hate it. No, I don't
hate it. I'm just saying when you say that
it's the best, that angers me.
Right, okay. Because it's not. Well, that's good.
It's good to have differences.
It is.
The taste test we did today
Which you'll hear
It's early in the podcast
Straight away
I was pretty excited
I thought it was pretty damn good
Oh it's literally the first thing
We do in today's podcast
Yeah
That's good
This is a preamble to it
Yeah it's our first successful taste test
I'd rate it
I'd rate it
Do this thing that we did
Do it
It's good
It's worth it
Any time of the day
Yeah any time of the day
Any time
Yeah
Maybe not late
Late at night
If you can't handle coffee
Yeah if you want to sleep
Yeah
Yeah
You know Italians have coffee
After the dinner
Yeah
Yes I know
I grew up with one
Is that a cappuccino
My dad would be sipping on
No they have an affogato
Like what Brie said
Or they'll have just a short black
My dad has short blacks
Just all the time.
My nonna would have a short...
I think this is how they...
I think this is an insight into how Italians do it.
I know what you're going to say.
They'll have a shot of espresso,
but they'll team it with some grappa.
Which is like Italian moonshine.
Which is like, yeah, pretty much.
What's another... What's the equivalent in like Russia?
Vodka.
Like, no, there's stronger.
It's stronger than vodka.
Anyway, it's stronger.
Like, yeah, kind of like absinthe.
Absinthe.
Absinthe.
By the way.
Absinthe.
Absinthe is when you go missing.
It's when the heart grows fonder.
Yeah.
Anyway, so I reckon this is why Italians can do
it. So they'll go coffee, grappa.
So as they're drinking coffee,
they're getting drunk in time. Yeah, right,
right, right. Gotta miss with your body
because you'll be like, I'm awake, I'm drunk.
I'm awake, I'm drunk. I'm going to bed. Yeah.
Why do you think Italians are so crazy?
True. Only you can say that
because you're the Italian.
Also, no, nothing else actually. Let because you're the Italian Yep Also
Nah, nothing else actually, let's just start the podcast
Now does anyone have anything else?
I don't want to go home yet
Why not? Because no one's at home
Oh that's sad for you
We'll go and
We'll go and have a beer
Do you want to go and have a beer?
I was going to say go and video chat your mum
But yeah, go and have a beer with Ben
I mean, we'll all go and have a beer Oh I was going to say go and video chat your mum but yeah, go and have a beer with Ben.
I mean, we'll all go and have a beer.
Oh, actually, I do have something to update us on.
Yesterday we talked about Ben and whether or not
how many beers he was going to have after the show.
Oh yeah.
Oh, you can have beers now.
Post-antibiotic Ben, how many beers?
No beers.
For six weeks he had... Zero.
Zero! Good work, man.
Didn't have a beer yesterday. Why not? I literally opened the fridge
and looked at it and I was like,
I can't be bothered. Maybe you've recovered.
Can I ask you, have you
lost any weight in the last six
weeks from not drinking beer?
I have no idea because I don't have anything to weigh myself
with. Yeah, neither. Well, I have a scale
but one of the legs has come off so it's uneven.
Yeah, I don't think that
would be accurate.
It's hard to
gauge. The weight just keeps rocking back and
forth. You're 82, you're
91. You're 83, you're 95.
Yeah, just lean to one side
to believe what you want to believe. Actually, I
can't go for a beer. I need to go home because I need
to slather myself in fake tin. Yeah, we're having a photo shoot tomorrow. Or else I would't go for a beer I need to go home Because I need to slather myself in fake tan
Yeah we're having a photo shoot tomorrow
Oh yeah
Or else I would have went for a beer
I was like what is there that I have to do
What darkness do you go for
I usually go
Bondi Sands
Bondi Sands Ultra Dark
One coat
Same
That's the one
Do you do that too
Well you did it to me
Yeah
Do you use the Bondi Sand mitt
Or do you have another one that you bought
Because the Bondi Sands ones used to malt.
Did they?
No, they don't malt anymore.
They've updated them.
Do you use the Bondi Sands half black, half blue exfoliator glove?
No, I'm not rich enough for that.
No.
I just let it get.
I've not given it as a present, to be honest.
Having a glove doesn't make you rich, okay?
No, it does in fake tanning world.
Does it?
I'm telling you.
I wouldn't know.
In all honesty, no.
I'm one of those people that once it's on,
it's just going to look patchy in a week.
Do you have a fake tanning towel?
When I used to live at home in Christchurch, I did, yeah.
But when I moved up here, I've only got my two nice towels.
So what do you do?
You just lay on your sheets? I have
tanning sheets. Do you? Oh,
fancy! No, but no,
they're just crappy ones from Kmart.
Sheets don't make you fancy either.
No, sheets do make you fancy,
because if you've got the really high thread count...
She doesn't. She doesn't. Those shitty ones for getting
her orange schnookie tan all over.
Have you seen that
product you can buy where it's literally like a duvet?
You seal yourself up.
You seal yourself up.
No, no.
So that's what my flatmate uses.
So they're silk sleeping bags.
Yeah.
You can buy them.
They're sleeping bags.
And it literally gets to the point she's a very small human,
so she can draw the drawstring around her neck.
And she's just like a little...
Yeah, you bounce around in it.
Like a little caterpillar.
Yeah.
That's exciting.
Is Lucy actually going to put it on you tonight?
I think she's anti the idea.
Are you backing out?
No, I'm not backing out.
I'm tanning myself.
I'm not going into this photo shoot tomorrow without a tan.
My legs.
I'm on a mission to make sure we get good photos tomorrow.
If you're a guy Clint
Like all you need to do
Because everything's going to be covered
It's just your neck and face right
And arms
And oh your arms will be out
I need everything to be the same colour
Oh well that's hard
Are you going to do your balls?
Or your penis?
Have you thought about that?
Only the underside
No but are you actually?
Because I always think about
When I'm fake tanning myself
Do I do my bits?
Oh my god Obviously you do your boobs I've think about when I'm fake tanning myself, do I do my bits? Oh, my God.
Obviously, you do your boobs.
I've had this conversation so many times with my friends.
You do your boobs because that could be a low-cut top.
But do you do your flaps?
Oh, far out.
No, no, no.
Because it's just half the time I only tan the bits that are going to be seen.
Yeah, but what if people are going to be seeing those bits?
It'll hopefully be in the dark.
If you want the tan to look real, don't tan your flaps.
I can't really wait to see that.
Because you wouldn't have tanned them if it was the sun.
Well, what if I'm a nudist?
You're not.
They don't know that.
You're pretending to be tanned.
You're not pretending to be a nudist.
Here's a tip um if you do decide to tan your privates do your privates before your
feet why oh that's gross if you don't want to go feet then privates the whole thing was i've
actually never thought about that though because sometimes i'll use this oh i've thought about that, though, because sometimes I'll use a safe. Oh, I've thought about it. Oh, that's silly.
I always go.
No, not about the private bits.
Sensitive parts first, including face, and then feet at last.
No, but I've definitely sometimes gone back for the shoulder after doing my feet.
Oh, that's fine.
Shoulder's fine.
Yeah, yeah.
Not a big deal.
That's fantastic advice.
It actually really is.
For you, who's an amateur, you're going to need that advice.
Wipe front to back and tan your feet before your privates.
That's all you need.
Yes.
And make sure you get it down your crack or else you'll get a really dark crack.
There you go.
And now, without further ado, it's time for the Brian Clint Podcast.
You're welcome.
Enjoy, everybody.
Oh, where'd the podcast dolphin go?
Oh, it's not there, what a shame
Yeah, he swam away
Hey Google, what's the time?
It's 3pm, give or take a minute
Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio
Playing ZM on iHeartRadio
Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on?
Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 What about now?
Every day.
No, it said it was on.
I pointed to it first and said it was on.
Did it?
Yeah, it was purple.
We've been having a few issues in the studio lately.
I hate you guys, by the way.
I hate you.
Why?
What did I do?
You're looking at me like, yeah, right, it was on.
It was on, okay?
Guys, can someone please?
I'm not turning you on.
No, I'm not.
Okay, I'm on.
I believe you, mate.
Clint needs that special tea that we give him sometimes.
That special tea's not legal yet.
Oh, now the microphone's falling off.
Oh, this place is going to the dogs, honestly.
Yeah, I'd leave now.
Best to leave.
Yeah, right?
We're going to be broadcasting out of a shipping container
on the side of the road shortly.
George, you're from Daisies in here.
Oh, like you don't have things go wrong, George.
Hey?
You said...
That microphone's not even working.
So...
Anyway, look, no one cares.
Brie and Clint.
Clint, there's a few people that say,
stop eating on the radio,
which is why we came up with this segment.
It's time for another Brie and Clint taste test.
We taste it so you don't have to.
Yeah, can't stop, can't stop, won't stop.
Yeah, can't stop, won't stop.
There is a story that's going viral and it's from a TikTok user,
as per usual, that's 2020, where they shared a simple
but very delicious McDonald's hack.
Some people are calling this the greatest McDonald's hack ever.
Or build-up.
Which I mean, that's a big build-up.
What about the first person to find out you could stick your chips in your sundae?
Yeah, I mean, that was pretty good.
That was pretty good.
This involves...
What about the person who figured out that you could ask for steamed buns
and get the freshest burger you've ever had?
These are a really good life hack.
See, these are McDonald's life hacks that it needs to compete with.
What about where you put the burger box over the straw
and you can eat chips as you drink?
What about the first person who figured out
you could get twice as much caramel sauce in your sundae?
Oh, yeah, I figured that out very early.
Yeah, see, so it's got to be better than these.
They never put double, but, oh, shade.
Anyway, people are raving about this hack,
and I thought you and I can give it a go.
So people out there, if they, you know, if we like it,
they might go try it.
Sure.
So essentially, this is a clip of the TikTok.
I think this is vanilla milkshake from McDonald's
and an espresso shot.
Whack it in.
Mix it.
And then you mix it.
Right, and then you just start mixing together.
And when you have a normal McDonald's milkshake,
you know it's well lumpy, but this makes it a bit more juicy.
And then, voila.
Frappuccino thing.
Genius.
It's not a frappuccino.
It is what is called an affogato.
Yeah, in Italian it would be ice cream and espresso.
Exactly. They've been doing it for a long time.
Why did we never think of this?
They've got McCafe right there.
So I've got you, look,
we had a bit of a speed bump
because apparently New Zealand McDonald's
don't do vanilla shakes
anymore. Yeah, that was
an interesting realisation.
Spanner in the work. So I thought may may as well just get a chocolate one, because then
it's like a mocha. So we've got chocolate shakes.
This is not a shot of espresso. What is it? This is a long black.
Hey, well that's fine. It'll work the same. It's mostly water.
Yeah, it'll work perfect. It's fine. So what, I tip it in? Is that what I do?
I tip it in here? Maybe.
See, there's a lot of vanilla in there anyway, so it's fine.
Okay.
Okay, I'm tipping.
Tipping it in.
Oh, it's fizzing.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, it's going kind of like a-
Oh, like an affogato.
Yeah, and a little bit like a spider as well.
Okay, mix that up.
And-
Oh, my God.
It's so good.
That is delicious. That is delicious. Oh, my God. It's so good. That is delicious.
That is delicious.
Oh, my God.
It's amazing.
And this is not any kind of oil or anything.
That's better than Starbucks.
That is no clickbait.
Whoa.
That is...
Okay.
How did we never think of that?
So if you miss it, this is the McDonald's hack we've just realised is good.
Get a shot of coffee, put into your McDonald's thick shake and...
I am all about that.
Usually these taste tests we do are shit.
But this is good.
I'm actually shocked.
Yeah, me too.
So delicious.
Okay, there we go.
Well, you're welcome, New Zealand.
Bree and Clint.
The sun has gone...
Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio.
This is the latest Live from LA with Dean McCarthy.
Dean's beaming in Live from LA with some of the hottest,
hottest, what would you call it?
Oh, it'd be the hottest musician news in a long time.
Yeah, it's inter-star romance.
Dean, tell us the two big deal stars who have just revealed
that they've been getting it on.
It is A-List.
The red wiggle and his wife, Dorothy the dinosaur,
Lauren Hannaford, are having a baby.
I don't know if you knew this,
but the red wiggle married Dorothy the dinosaur.
Now, if you think that's wild and you've pulled over your car
because you're flawed, this is the third wiggle to marry a co-star.
The yellow wiggle also did it and so did the purple wiggle.
So they like to keep it in the family.
And I know it's kind of hilarious that Dorothy the Dinosaur
married one of the wiggles.
Can I just say this?
They are so rich.
They are so damn rich.
Yeah, I heard.
Dean, are you saying Dorothy the Dinosaur is a gold digger?
She ain't messing with no bro.
I'm dead.
You just say that.
Yeah.
I heard that Captain Feathersword got it on with Greg.
Yeah, Captain Feathersword's libido was a lot higher than Greg's though,
and so in the middle of the night he would just be like,
wake up, Greg.
Yeah.
They were just like, come on, Greg.
Chugga-chugga. Was that wake up Jeff? That, wake up, Greg. Yeah. They were just like, come on, Greg. Chugga-chugga.
Was that wake up Jeff?
That was wake up Jeff.
Damn it.
That joke was almost so good, I was going to say he poked him with his feather sword.
Oh, there you go.
We joke, but Dean's telling the truth.
The Red Wiggle is having a baby with Dorothy the dinosaur.
And to be honest, that's the celebrity news that I want at this stage of 2020.
Yeah, I was really looking forward to this news
and I really am going to be interested to see
if their baby can breathe fire.
This song takes on a whole different meaning once you know.
Do you reckon he's ever like, can you put the suit on?
I don't know, it's a good place to wrap it up.
That is the latest with Dean McCarthy.
Thanks to Old El Paso, you can launch into mess-free Mexican
with your tortilla pockets now.
Bree and Clint.
Who's out there hustling, grinding, you know, slaving away,
trying to get that deposit together for their first house? Youling, grinding, you know, slaving away Trying to get that deposit together
For their first house
You are, Bree, I know you are
No, I was
Oh, you've given up
I gave up
Oh, that's right, you moved in with someone who already had a house
Yeah, I just thought
And that's a good way to do it
I just thought, what's easier?
Yeah
Um, this
Because in Auckland, it's impossible
Yeah, right
Um, I've got a story about a guy who has managed to get his first house deposit together.
Oh, piss.
I know what you're going to say.
You're like, oh, his parents helped him.
Yeah, did they?
And to that I say kind of.
See?
It's always the way.
Not in the way that you think though, okay?
I just want to be in a thruple so I can get a house in Auckland.
Yeah, that's a good way to do it.
That's the only reason.
The guy's name's Matthew Robson and he's Scottish, okay?
Put that out there first.
Since he was born in 1992,
his father has given him a bottle of 18-year-old single malt whiskey for his birthday.
Okay.
So baby's born, give it a bottle of whiskey.
Baby turns one, give it a bottle of whiskey.
Impractical present?
Well, yeah, you say that, but things are different in Scotland.
You know, you don't know what is...
Is a baby having shots?
No, and this is the key.
The baby didn't have any shots.
Save them.
So now that he's 28 years old,
he has 28 bottles of Macallan
single malt whiskey.
And each time he got the bottle, it was
18 years old. So when he was born
in 1992, the bottle was from
1974. Gotcha. Then the next year
when he turned one, the bottle was from 1975.
Oh, that's quick math. And then
on and on and on and on.
Those bottles cost his father
over 28 years about 5,000 pounds. Okay, which is like 10 grand-ish. Yeah, yeah. Those bottles cost his father over 28 years about 5,000 pounds.
Okay, which is like 10 grand-ish.
Ish, yeah.
But he bought it over 28 years.
Okay.
Those bottles, because he still has them unopened, are now worth 40,000 pounds.
For alcohol?
For alcohol.
For vintage alcohol.
So he's going to sell his 28-bottle collection of vintage 18-year-old single malt whiskey
and he's going to buy a house.
So his parents did help him.
Kind of.
Kind of?
They bought the whiskey?
Yeah, but isn't it like a cool, isn't like a cool, like,
that's cooler than if they just put money in account for you.
Yeah, it is, it is.
It makes a lot of sense to me now why my dad was so angry
about the time we opened this really old bottle of rum.
And we didn't think it was a big deal when we were 18 or 19.
I've Googled this exact whiskey that he's got.
It's called Macallan.
It's a single malt.
There's a bottle of it for sale in New Zealand. A
1977
bottle, which this guy has.
He's got a 1977.
He's got everything from 74 up
to 28 years after that.
One bottle of this
from 1977 in
New Zealand, currently selling online
for $4,908
for one bottle of whiskey.
That's crazy.
Which is why for Christmas, Tui's getting...
Get her some cruisers.
They're going to be worth it.
Get her some cruisers or maybe like some Jim Beam.
Get her some Bacardi Breezers.
I'll shout her.
I'll get her some of those Jim Beam Zero sugar cans.
Get her some pulses.
They're going to be retro soon.
Before then, though, I said, are you a big Georgie Pie fan
and are you gutted that Georgie Pie is going away?
Chris has called through.
Hi, Chris.
Hi, Chris.
Hey, guys.
How you going?
You good?
You a Georgie Pie man?
Oh, mate, I love them, eh?
Yeah.
Are you gutted the McDonald's are taking them away again?
Oh, I was absolutely gutted to the point that I was like,
okay, I'm going to have to go around all of Palmy
and find who's got the boxes of them.
I've got a box in my freezer also.
You've got a box of Georgie pies.
Oh, you do.
Okay, so in a box there's 42 pies.
Is that right?
Oh, maybe I only have a half box then.
Oh, okay.
You eat in half, Chris.
What did you pay for your half box?
Oh, I just paid the individual price per bite.
Yeah, you're right.
I didn't get any mass discount, but I was happy to...
Well, you could be sitting on a goldmine.
I was going to say, you could sell it now.
Yeah.
Have you seen the box that's for sale at the moment?
No, I'm curious.
How much is it worth, guys?
Okay, so a full box of Georgie Pies for sale,
and they're saying this is the last box,
because there's no more in stores.
Of course they'd market it that way.
There's no more in restaurants. 42 course they'd market it that way. There's no more in restaurants.
42 mince and cheese Georgie pies.
Is that the one you like, crisp mince and cheese?
That's the only option we have nowadays, guys.
True.
They don't even do – oh, do you remember the apple and cinnamon?
Yum.
Oh, that was good.
Anyway, it's not that one.
42 Georgie pies frozen.
How much?
Currently on Trade Me, the leading bid for these pies, $1,530.
What?
Actually, that's ridiculous.
Chris, put your half box up there right now.
You're sitting on $750 worth of Georgie pies in your freezer, Chris.
Well, I might just let that one go first,
and then let's see what that one goes for, eh?
Yeah, well, this is the thing.
The auction's still got six days to go,
so it's really going to go for more than that.
Yeah, they are raising money for Ronald McDonald House.
That's cool.
With this one, so the money's going to that.
Oh, that's a bit different then.
I understand that.
Yeah.
Good cause.
Yeah, but still, if you get desperate for a pie,
I can hold on to yours, Chris,
because these things aren't coming back.
There's no way McDonald's is bringing Georgie Pie back again.
Yeah, mummify them.
Mummify them?
Yeah.
Nah, just keep them in the freezer.
Oh, or that.
Yeah, they don't expire until next year,
so I'm pretty good, really.
Yeah, you're good for a little while anyway.
Yeah, and pies really don't expire.
No, I think they're good forever.
Yeah, they're good forever.
All right, well, congrats, Chris.
I'm glad you're sitting on them.
God, that's exciting.
One and a half grand if you wanted another taste after those ones are gone.
Hot damn.
That's a lot of money for a pie.
Bree and Clint.
Bree and Clint.
I want to talk gaming for a second, because, I mean,
I got into gaming earlier this year, bought a Nintendo Switch.
Yeah, how's that going for you?
It was a great decision.
I really got too obsessed during lockdown one.
Yeah.
Like it was, I just gamed all night.
Are you still using it?
I imagine it's in the corner gathering dust.
No, sometimes.
It's awesome because if someone's watching the TV,
you can just slip it out of the thing and play like a game.
Okay, I believe you.
No, it's good.
I use it all the time, 24-7.
I need someone to call who is an Xbox player.
Yeah, we've got our PlayStation gamer, but we need an Xbox person.
We do have our PlayStationer.
That's you, Hamish.
You've said that you've been a PlayStation person since day one.
Yeah, well, since the PlayStation 1 came out,
I've just been right in there.
It was more slim.
It was a little bit boxy, but, I mean, hey, you can't win them all.
Oh, there you go.
He's not only a fan, he's a historian.
Yeah, I know.
Have you had every single console?
I have.
I got the PlayStation 3, but it's kind of like the mate that you just don't want to hang out with,
but you don't want to hurt their feelings.
You're kind of like, I bought it, but it wasn't anything like what it cracked out to be,
but I played it.
You're not still using a PS3, are you?
You've got a PS4, don't you?
No, no, no.
I've definitely gone to PS4 now.
Yeah, right.
Okay.
Of course.
Still no Xbox players.
No, we'll just bounce these stats off Hamish.
Okay.
Oh, $800 at him if you're an Xbox player,
because it mostly concerns Xbox players.
Okay.
A study has been done, Hamish,
which pretty much saw 100 gamers take this aggression questionnaire,
which was a 29-question survey that assesses
and analyses levels of anger based on the respondents' answers.
So essentially what they've done is they've based
who is the angriest people to play certain consoles?
Only on PC and Xbox.
No, they did quite a few.
Oh, okay.
But I'm just going with the top two.
Okay, sure, yeah, yeah.
So who do you think was right at the bottom
for the least aggression, no anger, real placid?
Of all gaming consoles?
Yeah.
Yeah, what do you think, Hamish?
I was going to say Nintendo Switch,
since that's what you've just bought.
Funnily enough, it is a Nintendo.
Good guess, Hamish.
It is the Nintendo.
Whereas the top two and top one console
that said people were the angriest
when they play is an Xbox.
The angriest person to play is an Xbox gamer.
Yes, and we have someone who plays Xbox right now.
Jack, how do you feel about that?
Oh, everyone's super great.
Yeah.
So you're backing it up.
Yeah, yeah.
No, you don't bump into too many nice people.
It's a great time though, you know It's classic online gaming, not then
It's wonderful
Can I ask Jack, because they've noted here
The top games that people get angriest the most
What games would you say is where people get really fired up?
Oh, Call of Duty is a classic one
That's the top one!
Yeah
COD! That's the top one! Yeah.
COD!
That's the angry people's game.
Would you agree with this, Hamish?
In your experience, have you found Xbox gamers to be a little bit too angry?
Yeah, well, especially for like, as you say, Call of Duty and stuff like that, because it's cross-platform now, which is because, I mean,
I've got GDA and stuff like that, which you do find a lot of aggressive people on.
Yeah.
But games that are cross-platform,
you can definitely pick out the Xbox players out of the bunch.
Oh, okay.
Shade.
Fortnite's another one as well.
You can sort of just be like, oh, you're an Xbox player.
You can tell that they're an Xbox player.
See, I can actually tell when I'm on Tinder,
I'm like, definitely Xbox.
And Jack is our Xbox representative,
everything that you're hearing is fair and true.
You don't want to disagree with any of that?
I agree with it, but I can tell that Hamish here is a sport player
because they're all up on their high horse about how good they can call it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jack, don't get angry, mate.
Stop firing up, Jack.
Xbox Jack, calm down, please.
It's all right.
Okay, it's just a survey.
Thanks, lads.
We appreciate it.
It's Justin Bieber in Sorry.
See, there's a strong rumour going around that Hailey Bieber's pregnant.
Is there?
Yeah, well, he's posted some stuff up about what sort of dad he wants to be.
He's come out and he said, When I'm a dad, I want to do this.
When I'm a dad, I want to be this.
Makes sense.
It's, you know, they're married and they're all loved up.
And they're all loved up.
So there might be a baby Bieber on the way.
Exciting for them.
Yeah.
Let's play the, what's the game we're playing?
Insta Fame game, isn't it?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I heard she bought all her followers.
She would.
She's such a bitch.
It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta Fame Game.
Sorry, I got caught up in my Beaver facts.
Remember earlier this week when you played the complete wrong opener?
Oh, remember earlier this week when you screwed up?
I don't do that to you.
Okay, I don't relive all your failures.
Yeah, it's because
there's too many to relive.
This is the Instafame game
where we take a stab in the dark
at how many followers
celebrities have on Instagram.
The first to get three correct
wins the game.
Feel free to play along in the car.
Just yell a number
at your steering wheel.
It's pretty simple.
Easy as that.
Producer Ben runs the game.
Hello, Ben.
Hello, Ben. Hello, Ben.
Hey, guys.
Are you guys ready for celebrity number one?
Is it you?
It's not me, but I have a theme.
It's celebrities that got COVID and now are fine.
Oh, good.
Pretty depressing if the theme was celebrities who got COVID and died.
So glad you went this way.
Let's never do that one.
Well, we're not going to, so we're clear.
Your first celebrity.
Don't mark it out. Hang on, good, good. Your first celebrity. Don't mark it out.
Hang on.
You ready now?
Hey, hang on.
Your first celebrity.
The computer's telling you you're taking too long.
First celebrity is Tom Hanks.
Tom Hanks.
March the 12th.
I think he was the first man to get COVID, wasn't he?
March the 12th.
He posted to him and Rita in Australia and said,
hey guys, we're tested positive, but we're staying here in Australia.
If I got COVID, I'd want to be on the Gold Coast too.
Nice and warm.
It is nice and warm.
For Tom Hanks, Clint, you put 3.9.
Bree, you have put 5.
Million, that is.
Million.
Tom has 9.7.
Get in.
That's a point for Bree.
Million.
Million.
Right.
Yeah, sorry.
You've got to say what we're dealing in, mate.
People don't know how many followers Tom Hanks has got.
Right.
He's cranky now.
Cranky man.
Well, if I'm going to be pulled up on my mistakes, then everybody is.
Can we get a coffee for Clinton here, please?
Your next celebrity is Kevin Hart.
Kevin Hart.
Kevin Hart.
How many Instagram followers does Kevin Hart have?
Did Kevin Hart get COVID?
Yeah, he came out and said, I actually had it around the same time as Tom Hanks,
but I couldn't say anything because he's more famous than I am.
He would say something.
For Kevin Hart, Clint, you put $90 million.
Bree, you put $68 million.
Kevin Hart has $99 million.
Whoa!
Oh, massive, eh?
Good for Kevin Hart.
Yeah, he is a superstar, though.
He is.
I'm so gutted I didn't go to his comedy show when he came last year.
I know you did.
It was awesome.
And now he won't be able to come back until like 2032.
They were so crazy about like being on your phone and stuff.
And my mate Ellie, who I went with, she was like texting off her iPhone watch.
Like 007.
Like she had to write every single letter.
Okay, next one, next one.
Your next celebrity is Pink.
How many Instagram followers does Pink have?
Did Pink get COVID?
She posted on Twitter,
three weeks ago,
my son and I were showing COVID symptoms.
Fortunately, we had access to a test
and I tested positive.
That was back in April.
Wow.
I know.
For Pink, Clint, you put 17 million.
Brie, you put 25.
Pink only has 7.9.
Oh, boo. Million. Yeah, million. Bree, you've put 25. Pink only has 7.9. Oh, boo.
Million.
Yeah, million.
Again, sorry.
Yeah.
We're just checking, mate.
She's a cranky man.
Well, we're going to think that she had 7.9 followers.
No, she doesn't.
It's definitely in the millions.
Your next person who's also in the millions is Doja Cat.
Well, you've given it away now.
You've said she's in the millions.
Oh, what a giveaway.
Well, we don't know how many.
How many millions.
Doja Cat got COVID after saying some...
Yeah, she said something.
She said, oh, yeah.
BS about COVID.
She was like, oh, I don't believe it.
Not true.
I don't believe it.
And then she had an interview and she was like,
oh, yeah, by the way, I have COVID.
Yeah.
For Doja Cat, Quinn, you put 2.3.
And Bree, you put 3.7 million.
Million.
Million.
Doja Cat has 7.2 million.
Woo!
That's million.
That's million.
That's two for me.
It's tiebreaker.
Okay, tiebreaker.
Tiebreaker.
Well, I'm having fun.
How about everyone else?
I'm having a great time.
I'm having a ball.
Okay.
Your Instagram person is Idris Elba.
Oh.
Idris Elba.
Idris Elba.
I have spent a fair amount of time on his Instagram.
Do you know how many people follow him?
No clue.
Now, I know I've said this for all of them, but Idris Elba had COVID.
I know.
Yeah, he did.
I do remember that story.
Yeah, back in like early, early March, he said, This morning I tested for COVID-19, but I'm feeling okay now, guys.
Be safe out there.
For Idris Elba, Clint, you put $9 million.
Bree, you put $21 million.
I went too high.
Yeah, you definitely did.
Idris Elba has $4.7 million.
What a load of BS.
It's a great game, Clint.
Thank you very much.
I'd like to thank Ben for eventually saying million after everything
and me for winning
so we're all good
you okay now?
yeah I'm good
yep I'll take a quick break
be back in a minute
Brian Clint
Brian Clint
this is quite scary
but an Aussie woman
has had her
$26,000
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Fashion statement handbag confiscated.
$26,000.
She bought it from a boutique.
$26,000 on a handbag?
I know.
Whoa.
She bought it from a boutique in France.
Yes.
It's Saint Laurent.
Yeah.
And she paid $26,000 for it and it was actually made of alligator.
Whoa.
And she tried to get back into the country and customs said,
Oh.
Oh, wait there.
Yeah.
You don't have the proper paperwork for this.
We're going to confiscate it.
This is ours now.
And what was the paperwork she needed?
Because there's a law in New Zealand.
There's a guy in the news at the moment who's trying to bring in
like a vintage like China cabinet into the country.
But it's from like 300 it's like 300 years old.
But because it's decorated with elephant ivory,
it's like animal parts and animal trade.
So is that the same thing?
So it's like alligator skin products are allowed into Australia,
but you need to have the proper permits.
And obviously she was like, I'm buying a Saint Laurent bag.
I'm not thinking about having to buy permits.
And it's vintage, right?
Like it wasn't like a new.
I don't know if it was vintage or not.
They didn't go out and skin the alligator on demand.
I'm not too sure.
But anyway, apparently you can face up to 10 years in prison
or a $220,000 fine for wildlife trade offences.
Whatever the outcome, she's, because either she goes to jail
or she loses her $26,000
and back off.
That's crazy. Can you imagine $26,000?
That's what I always think about with women
who have really big,
expensive wedding and engagement
rings. I'd just be terrified to wear it. I'd be terrified
to have it out in public because I'm a loser.
I mean, no, that's the wrong word.
No, that's the right, you said perfectly. I said the right thing that's the wrong word. No, that's the right, you said perfectly.
I said the right thing but in the wrong context.
No, I think it was the right context.
No, I know, but I get it, I'm a loser.
Okay, I get that.
But I mean, I'm also, I'm a loser who loses things.
You lose things.
Yeah, me too.
Like I got a nice umbrella and it only lasted a week.
Yeah, well, we all knew that was coming.
Exactly right.
Umbrellas go missing, I will say that.
But if I had a Birkin bag, I would just be terrified.
Like I just would never take it anywhere because it's worth like $12,000.
For people who don't know fashion, by the way,
a Birkin bag is what you keep your Birkenstocks in.
It's like what comes with Birkenstocks.
Yeah, it's the bag that they come in.
No, it's the bag that became famous on Sex and the City.
Anyway, after reading this story.
Cardi B bought a Birkin bag for her three-year-old.
That's so weird that you would mention Cardi B
because Cardi B and I have actually,
based around this story of expensive handbags,
we've done a collab.
Have you just?
It's a sequel to her song WAP, but it's called Bag.
Money in this purse, there's some money in this purse.
Money in this purse, there's some money in this purse.
I said certified chic, seven days a week.
Big ass bag, make that shopping game tweak.
Woo!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You buying some expensive-ass bags.
Bring a Burke and bring a Louis for this BAG.
Give me everything you got for this BAG.
Bags, bags, bags, bags.
Bags, expensive-ass bags.
Bit of work gone into that, isn't there?
I mean, no, it was just something Cardi and I whipped up.
Because I wanted to ask people of this show,
have you spent a lot of money on a bag?
Have you got an expensive handbag?
Because I know people, a friend of mine,
I swear I reckon she has about, and this is no BS,
hundreds of thousands of dollars in this one cupboard in her house.
Just in handbags.
Worth of handbags.
It's no BS.
It's crazy.
People love it.
Did you spend a lot on your bag?
Yeah.
How much?
Have you got it?
It doesn't have to be $26,000.
No, it doesn't have to be that.
We've been polling people on our Instagram today actually too
to ask have you got an expensive bag?
Yeah.
Producer Anastasia, what is the average amount that's coming
in on our Instagram?
About one and a half, one and a half grand.
One and a half thousand dollars on a handbag?
Yeah, that's decent.
It's decent but I can see you spending that on yourself
if you go, oh, I've worked hard on this.
I'm not going to lose my mind if someone tells me that
but yeah, it's a fair bit.
Oh, $800 at him.
Can you beat that?
Can you beat that?
Do you have an expensive handbag?
You can text us on 9696.
And also, if you're worried your partner's listening,
you can remain anonymous.
That's a knockoff from Thailand.
Yeah, yeah, no, it's not real, not real.
We're talking expensive bags, which is why we've come up with this.
Money in this purse.
There's some money in this purse.
Money in this purse.
There's some money in this purse Money in this purse, there's some money in this purse I said certified chic, seven days a week
Big ass bag, make that shopping game tweak, woo!
Money in this purse, there's some money in this purse
You buying some expensive ass bags
Bring a Birkin, bring a Louis for this BAG
Give me everything you Louis for this BAG. Give me everything you've got for this BAG.
Bags.
Bags.
A long intro, isn't it?
For the record, we didn't come up with that.
No, but yeah, you and I.
No, I had nothing to do with that.
Bags.
But I'm keen on some of these stories.
I want to know what sort of money you guys are dropping out there on handbags.
There's a woman in Aussie who had a bag confiscated at customs because it was made of alligator.
It was $26,000
Saint Laurent
bag that she bought in
France.
And they were like, no, you can't bring this in.
You don't have the permit. So we're asking you this afternoon
how much did you spend on the bag?
First person calling up is
Nettle. Hi, Nettle. Hi, Nettle.
Hi. Hi.
Hi.
Hello.
How much did you drop on your BAG?
Three and a half K.
Oh!
There's some money in this purse.
What type of bag was it, Nettle?
It's a Balenciaga.
Gorgeous.
Balenciagas are very, very on trend.
Do you remember when Bebe Rexha came into the studio?
Yes.
She was wearing, Nettle, this Balenciaga leather jacket
and it had Balenciaga down the sleeve.
Yeah.
And I said to her, I was like, I love your jacket.
Like, how much is that?
And she's like, oh, this is about a $20,000 leather jacket.
Whoa.
Do you use your expensive bag, Nettletle or does it sit on the shelf?
Every day. Every day. Absolutely.
I'll say that's the way you should do it. Yeah, good.
I like that. Let's talk to Helen.
Hey, Helen. Hi, Helen.
Hey, how are you? Good.
How much did you spend on a handbag?
I've got an $8,000
Louis Vuitton.
Big-ass bag. Make that shopping
game tweak. Woo!
Yeah, get it, Helen.
How long have you had it for?
Well, that's the thing.
You see, I've had it for 23 or 24 years.
Wow.
And I use it every day.
And it still looks like brand new.
And what brand did you say it was?
It's a Louis, a Louis Vuitton.
A Louis Vuitton.
So was it $8,000 20 years ago?
It was, yeah.
I bought it at Louis in Paris.
Have you had it revalued?
Yeah, have you?
No, I haven't actually.
You need to because surely you need to get that thing insured.
So surely you've got to know how much.
It's kind of vintage now.
Yeah, yeah.
You might be sitting on even more.
Oh my God.
You might literally be sitting on even more if it's a purse.
Oh my God.
And it's crazy.
My son's got his feet on it right now.
It's in the footwell of our car.
I love that you say that it looks like brand new
because isn't that amazing?
Well, that's the sales pitch.
That's how they convince you.
Quality.
You're like, no, to your partner, you're like,
I mean, look at how much wear and use I'll get out of this bag.
Last person wants to remain anonymous,
which we were concerned this is going to happen.
Someone maybe doesn't want their partner to know about the value of their bag.
But anonymous, you got an expensive bag?
I do, and it's not my partner.
He knows it's my family that I'd hate to know how much I spend on my bag.
Right, okay.
Would they be the type of people not to spend this amount, anonymous?
Oh, yeah, they'd just be disappointed in me.
Okay, what are we talking about?
What sort of bag first?
Well, so it's a Chanel Classic Flap Dumbo.
Yes.
Anyone who knows handbags out there already knows what sort of a price we're looking at.
But for us amateurs, how much are we talking, Anonymous?
So I paid for it seven years ago, $9,000.
Yeah.
But they're worth about, also this is so they're worth fifteen thousand from the shop
now, but this is a 1980s
classic flap, so it's 24 carat
hardware. Yeah. So those are
worth in the 20s to 30s
now with the solid 24 carat
hardware. Whoa!
Expensive ass bags.
Whoa! A 20,000
found one, a $20,000 handbag.
Have you ever thought about selling it anonymous?
No, no way, never.
I'll give it to my daughter or my granddaughter.
It's like one of your babies.
It so is.
I've got a few of my babies, and this is my absolute baby.
Can you imagine your daughter heading out to the Viaduct with it
and then accidentally throwing up in it in the Uber?
Oh, look, I've had liner lids come off in it and they've gone all through it.
I've had all sorts.
But good quality, you can just get all that out
because you can take it to a bag spa
and they clean it and they make it for you.
A bag spa?
What is a bag spa?
A bag spa, that's a whole other level.
I'll read one text out.
We're talking about expensive handbags.
Someone has texted through and they said,
I spent $50,000 on a Hermes bag from Paris.
50 grand.
That's insane.
But I mean, good on you.
If you've got the money and that's what makes you happy, good on you.
You're balling.
I want to go to a bag spa.
Like me, I want to go to a bag spa.
You get good treatment.
Do what you do to the bags.
Do those to my under eye bags.
Yeah, why not?
Bree and Clint.
Hey.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.
All right, Birthday Banger for a Tuesday.
Three people's birthdays.
What was number one on their 16th? You know, I came up with my news feed yesterday.
Was it the Ross boss thing?
It was the Ross boss tries to take down Whitney Houston being played.
That's right.
On Birthday Banger.
Things have changed
like two and a half years ago now.
He doesn't even have a say anymore.
He's not even here.
Nah, he doesn't even know
we still do this segment.
Is he here?
Is he still here?
Anyway, what I was going to say
is we need to bring back
that same energy.
Yeah.
We need to boost it.
We need to be pissing some people off
with this segment, I think.
I agree. So let's piss some people off today. We'll start with Evieing some people off with this segment, I think. I agree.
So let's piss some people off today.
We'll start with Evie.
Hi, Evie.
Hi, Evie.
Hi.
What's your birthday, mate?
10th of September, 94.
All right, you were 16 in 2010 on the 10th of September.
And Evie, this is your birthday banger.
We gon' rock this club.
We gon' go all night. Love it. That's a great birthday banger Love it
That's a great birthday banger
Evie
But I gotta be honest with you
It's not gonna piss anyone off
No it's just gonna make people happy
Yeah it's gonna
Your birthday banger
Is too good
That's the problem with it
Yeah
Okay
Wait there Evie
Let's do one for Danny
Hi Danny
Hi Danny
Hi
How you going?
Good thanks how are you?
Good thank you
What's your birthday?
The 5th of April, 1985.
All right.
You were 16 in 2001 on the 5th of April.
And on that day, this was number one.
Crazy Town, Butterfly.
This is a good birthday banger, too.
Again, I'm not sure this will piss anybody off.
No, people are going to get on board this.
Yeah, people will love it actually.
Okay, let's see if we can...
One more chance.
Adam, hi, welcome to Birthday Banger.
Hello, Adzy.
How we going?
Good, mate.
What's your birthday?
It's November 1984.
Right, you were 16 in the year 2000 on the 5th of November.
And the millennium brought us this number one hit.
There it is.
We found it.
Nothing is going to piss Ross Boss off more than Creed.
If I know Ross, he loves a bit of Creed.
How do you feel about your birthday banger, Adam?
Oh, good old Scott Stapp.
He's a legend.
Good old Scott Stapp.
It's a bloody great song.
I feel the same way about Creed as I do about Nickelback.
Look, we said we were going to try and play a song to piss people off.
Creed.
I'm voting for Creed.
And I think if we're going to stay true to our word, we have to play Creed.
It's got to be Creed. Adam, do you endorse,
just in case we do get some blowback, do you endorse
Creed as today's birthday banger?
Yeah, well, it's pissing me off, so go for it.
So, we've
got confirmation that it
has pissed Adam off. So, here
we go. Birthday banger
for the first time ever in New Zealand.
Oh, this takes me back. This
is Creed on ZM.
Well, I just heard the news today
It seems my life is gonna change
I close my eyes, begin to pray. Then tears of joy stream down my face.
We're the arms wide open under the sunlight.
Welcome to this place.
I'll show you everything.
We're the arms wide open
with arms wide open
well I don't know
if I'm ready
to be the man I have to be.
I'll take a breath.
I'll take her by my side.
We're standing on.
We created life
Under the sunlight
Welcome to this place
I'll show you everything
We're on the white hole bottom
Now everything has changed
I'll show you love
I'll show you everything
With arms wide open
Wide open If I had just one wish
Only one demand
I hope he's not like me
I hope he understands
That he can take this life
And hold it by the hand
And he can drink the world
With arms wide open
With arms wide open
Under the sunlight
Welcome to this place
I'll show you everything
With arms wide open
Now everything has changed
I'll show you love
I'll show you everything
With arms wide open.
ZM, Brian Clintz.
Arms wide open.
Adam's birthday banger this afternoon is Creed with arms wide open.
Lots of good feedback on the text machine.
Yeah, we were trying to piss some people off, but actually...
I think it should be back-to-back Creed. I think we've made
everybody's day. We're actually desperately trying to get
Ross Boss on the phone.
Any luck with that, Producer Ben?
Nah, not yet. Still dialing in the old headset.
Nah, screw him. You know what? If he doesn't want to...
Back-to-back Creed.
Let's play higher.
Right now. Ross,
if you want it to stop, call
us and we will stop playing when you call.
Back to back Creed.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Until Ross Boss calls the station.
Yeah.
We will play.
Yes.
Otherwise we think you want us to play it.
So. escape from the life I live when I'm away
So let's go there
Let's make our escape
Come on, let's go there
Let's ask and we'll stay
Can you take me
higher stay Can you take me higher
To a place
where the limelight
will see
Can you take
me higher
To a place
where the golden
stream Oh I would like a world To a place where the golden streams
Oh, I would like a world of change
It helps me to appreciate those nights and those dreams
But my friend, I'd sacrifice all those nights
If I could make the earth and my dreams the same
The only difference is
To let love replace all of hate
So let's go then
Let's make our escape
Come on, let's go then
Let's ask and we'll stay
Can you take me higher
To a place where the line might see
Can you take me higher
To a place where the wall is free
So let's go there
Let's go there
Come on, let's go then, yeah let's go then, come on let's go then, let's ask can we stay.
We've received a call.
Hello Coast, who's this?
Yeah, I just want to put my vote in for the Rock 2000.
Ross Boss, we've been trying to get your attention, mate,
to see if we could still pee you off in 2020
with everything that's gone down.
Are you enjoying back-to-back Creed on ZM?
I mean, when I was in the bathroom in the toilet,
sorry, the toilet, the phone rang five or six times.
I knew it had to be some sort of shit.
Hey, I just want to read out a few texts, Ross.
Someone said, Creed, this is brilliant.
Someone said, I'm staying in a parked car
just to see how many Creed songs we can get.
Bloody bangers.
I'm into this team.
Keep it up.
We've come this far,
so we may as well let Creed creed take us out here we go To a place where golden streams
Can you take me higher?
To a place where blind men see
Can you take me higher To a place with golden dreams
I mean, this word gets bandied around a lot these days,
but that was iconic.
It was.
Ross, boss, you know what they say.
If you feel the need, play Triple Creed.
No, you don't.
It's a saying.
You have to go with the saying.
Luckily, we need to take an air break, so we'll meet you halfway.
Is that one of their songs?
Yeah, yeah.
How about nah?
And just nah.
We'll come back and play more Creed.
I do want to Roger Farrelly look at Sound of Life.
Oh, that can be arranged.
Shout out to our friends at The Rock.
If you guys are playing this, I'm coming over too.
Speaking of gangster, kind of, right?
Speaking of gangsters.
Creed is gangster.
Winston Peters, Uncle Winnie P is back in the news
for breaking the rules. Take a listen
to this from last night's news bulletin.
Winston Peters has been snapped
taking a smoko break on Otago
University's campus, which was meant to be
smoke-free. A video circulating
on social media shows Peters and two other
men smoking in front of a no-smoking
sign. Its campus has been smoke-free
since 2014.
New Zealand First leader was in Dunedin meeting with students as part of his election campaign.
He was having a cigarette on a smoke-free campus in front of a no smoking sign.
I mean, how are you not going to vote for him?
He's just having a ciggy.
He doesn't care.
Well, you know what?
He doesn't care.
If he really cared about the young vote, he'd be getting onto the vape.
True.
And being photographed vaping.
True.
I don't think he does care about the young vote.
I don't think he cares about anything.
I think that's the point of this.
Interestingly, News Hub haven't reported on some of the other things
that he was caught doing yesterday too
So he was smoking in front of a no smoking sign
They also caught him littering in front of a no littering sign
They caught him skateboarding in front of a no skateboarding sign. That's a big fine.
Yeah.
And possibly the biggest one,
they caught him parking in a parents' park at the supermarket.
Oh, no, I do that sometimes.
And he doesn't have any parents.
Oh, wait.
Wait, are they for people with parents?
Aren't they pram puns?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was doing a joke.
You made a joke about his dead parents.
This story's a bit hard to wrap your head around,
but a woman has found out her ex-husband was cheating on her
three years after he left her.
Wait, you can't cheat on someone three years after you leave them.
That's not cheating.
That's just moving on with your life.
No, but at the time.
At the time.
When he left her.
She found out three years later.
Oh, she found out three years later that she had been cheated on
during their relationship.
Yeah.
Right, right, right, right, right.
So apparently back in 2015, this woman, Nikita,
got married to a guy named Robert.
They were in love.
They had a small civil ceremony and then they decided that a couple
of years later, August 2017, they were going to throw a big bash.
Yeah.
So they'd been married for a few years technically already
and then they were planning this big wedding in August
and they were taking their mums to see the venues
and organising all the details.
All the usual bits.
All that stuff.
And then one day Robert came home and he said that he needed space.
He wanted to put off the big planned extravagant wedding. He got cold feet.
He got cold feet, but they were already married. Oh, he got cold feet, but they were already
married. They were already married. Like, you know. Maybe he doesn't like wedding cake.
Maybe. Anyway, he eventually took some time away from her. He came back and he dropped
a bombshell and said, I want a divorce. Whoa, right. Just out of nowhere, I want a divorce.
That's it.
Anyway, she tried to, you know, be like, what's wrong?
Let's go to therapy.
Like, I don't understand where this is coming from.
And he was just like, I'm out.
Anyway.
Always something fishy going on in those situations, I think.
And she felt like there was.
Yeah.
Like in her gut instinct, she was like, there's something going on here. Something going on, yeah. But she didn't know. Anyway, so she was
gobsmacked. Her whole family was gobsmacked. Anyway, three years later,
you know, she starts getting these texts from her friends
and family. And they're like, hey, have you seen what's happened
with Rob? Have you seen the stuff in the paper about Rob?
Anyway, she was like, no, what the hell's going on? Anyway, eventually
her best friend called her and she was like, have you seen the article about
Rob in the paper? And she goes, no, I haven't seen it. And he goes,
she goes, well, there's an article about him
getting married and it talks about their whole love story
and how they met and when they met
and it was when you were still together.
There it is.
There's the reason he wanted a surprise divorce.
Whoa!
So they broke up three years ago
and the article was like, oh we met five years ago
or something like that.
Are you that stupid?
Well, maybe he's not.
Well, he's obviously stupid for doing it.
But if the new wife didn't know about the old wife.
What are you going to say?
He can't change the timeline.
He can't pretend and go, yeah, we've been together for just on three years.
She'll go, no, we've been together for five.
And he's like, no, I'm pretty sure it's three.
Yeah, but you can maybe, I don't know, distract her from putting it into the New York Times.
This is what I always worry with people who-
Put it into the family newsletter.
Yeah, who do full affairs and stuff.
Yeah.
How do you keep your story straight?
How do you manage your timelines?
How do you know how you know certain people through the-
Colour coding.
Yeah, colour coding.
You run a very strict colour coding system.
How do you know what name to call them sometimes too?
Some people run such intricate, like, you know,
triple, quadruple lives.
And it's at that point I go, how is this worth it?
This seems like a lot of effort.
Like a lot of effort.
You have to buy, you know, multiple presents.
Oh, you're buying two birthday presents a year?
You'd be so broke.
Two Christmas presents? Guys, it's buying two birthday presents a year? You'd be so broke. Two Christmas presents?
Guys, it's easier not to cheat.
In this stage, it's just easier not to.
You know how People magazine publish
their 100 hottest men
in the world every year?
I find
the objectification of men in that magazine
disgusting, but I'm keen to talk
about it. You poor thing.
Yeah, it's time to stop objectifying men.
John Legend is the current hottest man in the world,
which you'd have to agree with.
He's a great guy.
You combine good looks with supreme musical talent
and a voice of, like a silky voice.
He's got the voice of an angel.
And he seems like a great dad too.
So he's been a great, thank you for your service to the hottest men, John Legend.
It's almost time for you to retire.
He said he's ready to give it up.
Who's been some of the past ones?
Brad Pitt has been the world's hottest man.
Leonardo DiCaprio has been the world's hottest man.
Ryan Reynolds has been the world's hottest man before.
They have to pick a new one though.
It's like being the president. You can only do it
for two terms. With Hottest Man, I think you can
only do one term. Is that it? Yeah, and then you have to
retire your hotness. Get in, get out.
So I thought, why don't we try and brainstorm
who's the world's hottest
man in 2020?
Get some ideas, spitballing, and also
a look into who we're each attracted to.
And I thought for this, why don't we start with Producer
Ben? Yeah, I'd love to know.
I want to know, according to you, Producer Ben,
who is the current hottest man in the world?
Probably Chris Hemsworth.
Chris Hemsworth.
Great option.
He is very attractive.
Another Australian man, but not many people know of him.
Who is that?
Bree's brother.
That's so weird, because I was going to say Bree's brother.
Of course you did.
Producer Anastasia, you've not met Bree's hot brother,
so you can't say him or can you?
Who's the current hottest man in the world, do you believe?
I had Chris Hemsworth, but that's already been taken,
so I'm going to go Idris Elba.
Idris Elba, there you go.
Daddy.
And a DJ too
Sign me up
Yeah
You do not like his music
No
I'm down
I'm down with the music
Bowie's a banger
Yep
You don't know a single Idris Elba song
He can play me his music anytime
You do not know a
Hell yeah I do
He's the hottest DJ in the
Looking to my eyes
I can see where we're at
Be a lot to me
That's not him
No he did a remix of it.
Brie, who's the world's hottest man right now?
I, this might be unpopular opinion,
I think world's hottest man right now, Robert De Niro.
Why? Why specifically Robert De Niro?
Because he's got experience.
Yeah.
I mean, he's a bit older, but he's a silver fox.
Is he?
And I think he gets better with age.
Yeah, right.
He's like a fine cheese.
See, I thought he peaked in Meet the Fockers.
I thought that's when he was really at his sexual peak.
But if you think 2020 Robert De Niro,
like this is not a judgment thing.
It's all about who you think.
So yeah, Robert De Niro, that's fine.
He's in.
But if any Kiwis are listening right now, I think Jeremy will.