ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 8th 2020

Episode Date: September 8, 2020

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Starting point is 00:00:00 hello everybody and welcome to a very um bloated brian clint podcast well i am i don't want to speak for you but you speak for yourself are you though i'm always bloated i'm lactose intolerant well she's lactose intolerant and we um had mcdonald's thick shakes in the show yeah so do the math on that which you will hear yeah what did you what else did you get by the way i got because this is what we did we went um we went we're going to do a taste test on the show. And this is, this is a secret. We're going to do a taste test on the show.
Starting point is 00:00:29 Anastasia, do an order for the food we need on Uber Eats, on the work credit card. And, just chuck a couple extras in there too. Yeah, a few things, extra things just seem to,
Starting point is 00:00:39 just, just, just to be safe. The actual, the actual price of like, the stuff that we needed for the show was $10, $15. Yeah. And we ended up spending, oh, should I say?
Starting point is 00:00:51 Say it was twice as much or three times as much. It was three times as much. It's not bad. It's fine. It was four times all up. Content. Yeah. It's all content.
Starting point is 00:01:01 This is content we're doing now. Yeah. We're still making content about it. I got chicken nuggets. And it's all tax deductible or we're doing now Yeah We're still making content about it I got chicken nuggets And it's all tax deductible Or something That is true Yeah
Starting point is 00:01:09 What did you get Clint? Fillet of fish Fillet of fish Fillet of fish Best burger at McDonald's No Or Filet-O-Fish For the fancy people out there
Starting point is 00:01:17 Filet-O-Fish It is not the best burger It is It's the freshest I don't think I've ever had one It is not It's the freshest burger they do It's deep fried fish
Starting point is 00:01:24 Yeah That does sound nice Fresh fish Frozen fresh fish freshest burger they do? It's deep fried fish. Yeah. Fresh fish. Frozen fresh fish. With half a piece of cheese? Fresh fish. It's a great burger. It's underrated. It's alternative. It's different when you order one and people are like, oh, he must know about a secret menu.
Starting point is 00:01:39 Because no one ever thinks about the fillet of fish. The fish is a bit dry for me. That is blasphemy. Not a full piece of cheese. Yeah, I don't know why they do that. Yeah, see, that's ridiculous. Yeah, it doesn't make sense. I'm not saying I hate that burger. I just definitely don't believe it's my favourite.
Starting point is 00:01:54 It feels like you hate it. No, I don't hate it. I'm just saying when you say that it's the best, that angers me. Right, okay. Because it's not. Well, that's good. It's good to have differences. It is. The taste test we did today Which you'll hear
Starting point is 00:02:08 It's early in the podcast Straight away I was pretty excited I thought it was pretty damn good Oh it's literally the first thing We do in today's podcast Yeah That's good
Starting point is 00:02:15 This is a preamble to it Yeah it's our first successful taste test I'd rate it I'd rate it Do this thing that we did Do it It's good It's worth it
Starting point is 00:02:23 Any time of the day Yeah any time of the day Any time Yeah Maybe not late Late at night If you can't handle coffee Yeah if you want to sleep
Starting point is 00:02:31 Yeah Yeah You know Italians have coffee After the dinner Yeah Yes I know I grew up with one Is that a cappuccino
Starting point is 00:02:38 My dad would be sipping on No they have an affogato Like what Brie said Or they'll have just a short black My dad has short blacks Just all the time. My nonna would have a short... I think this is how they...
Starting point is 00:02:50 I think this is an insight into how Italians do it. I know what you're going to say. They'll have a shot of espresso, but they'll team it with some grappa. Which is like Italian moonshine. Which is like, yeah, pretty much. What's another... What's the equivalent in like Russia? Vodka.
Starting point is 00:03:09 Like, no, there's stronger. It's stronger than vodka. Anyway, it's stronger. Like, yeah, kind of like absinthe. Absinthe. Absinthe. By the way. Absinthe.
Starting point is 00:03:17 Absinthe is when you go missing. It's when the heart grows fonder. Yeah. Anyway, so I reckon this is why Italians can do it. So they'll go coffee, grappa. So as they're drinking coffee, they're getting drunk in time. Yeah, right, right, right. Gotta miss with your body
Starting point is 00:03:33 because you'll be like, I'm awake, I'm drunk. I'm awake, I'm drunk. I'm going to bed. Yeah. Why do you think Italians are so crazy? True. Only you can say that because you're the Italian. Also, no, nothing else actually. Let because you're the Italian Yep Also Nah, nothing else actually, let's just start the podcast Now does anyone have anything else?
Starting point is 00:03:50 I don't want to go home yet Why not? Because no one's at home Oh that's sad for you We'll go and We'll go and have a beer Do you want to go and have a beer? I was going to say go and video chat your mum But yeah, go and have a beer with Ben
Starting point is 00:04:04 I mean, we'll all go and have a beer Oh I was going to say go and video chat your mum but yeah, go and have a beer with Ben. I mean, we'll all go and have a beer. Oh, actually, I do have something to update us on. Yesterday we talked about Ben and whether or not how many beers he was going to have after the show. Oh yeah. Oh, you can have beers now. Post-antibiotic Ben, how many beers?
Starting point is 00:04:22 No beers. For six weeks he had... Zero. Zero! Good work, man. Didn't have a beer yesterday. Why not? I literally opened the fridge and looked at it and I was like, I can't be bothered. Maybe you've recovered. Can I ask you, have you lost any weight in the last six
Starting point is 00:04:38 weeks from not drinking beer? I have no idea because I don't have anything to weigh myself with. Yeah, neither. Well, I have a scale but one of the legs has come off so it's uneven. Yeah, I don't think that would be accurate. It's hard to gauge. The weight just keeps rocking back and
Starting point is 00:04:54 forth. You're 82, you're 91. You're 83, you're 95. Yeah, just lean to one side to believe what you want to believe. Actually, I can't go for a beer. I need to go home because I need to slather myself in fake tin. Yeah, we're having a photo shoot tomorrow. Or else I would't go for a beer I need to go home Because I need to slather myself in fake tan Yeah we're having a photo shoot tomorrow Oh yeah
Starting point is 00:05:07 Or else I would have went for a beer I was like what is there that I have to do What darkness do you go for I usually go Bondi Sands Bondi Sands Ultra Dark One coat Same
Starting point is 00:05:17 That's the one Do you do that too Well you did it to me Yeah Do you use the Bondi Sand mitt Or do you have another one that you bought Because the Bondi Sands ones used to malt. Did they?
Starting point is 00:05:26 No, they don't malt anymore. They've updated them. Do you use the Bondi Sands half black, half blue exfoliator glove? No, I'm not rich enough for that. No. I just let it get. I've not given it as a present, to be honest. Having a glove doesn't make you rich, okay?
Starting point is 00:05:42 No, it does in fake tanning world. Does it? I'm telling you. I wouldn't know. In all honesty, no. I'm one of those people that once it's on, it's just going to look patchy in a week. Do you have a fake tanning towel?
Starting point is 00:05:56 When I used to live at home in Christchurch, I did, yeah. But when I moved up here, I've only got my two nice towels. So what do you do? You just lay on your sheets? I have tanning sheets. Do you? Oh, fancy! No, but no, they're just crappy ones from Kmart. Sheets don't make you fancy either.
Starting point is 00:06:14 No, sheets do make you fancy, because if you've got the really high thread count... She doesn't. She doesn't. Those shitty ones for getting her orange schnookie tan all over. Have you seen that product you can buy where it's literally like a duvet? You seal yourself up. You seal yourself up.
Starting point is 00:06:31 No, no. So that's what my flatmate uses. So they're silk sleeping bags. Yeah. You can buy them. They're sleeping bags. And it literally gets to the point she's a very small human, so she can draw the drawstring around her neck.
Starting point is 00:06:45 And she's just like a little... Yeah, you bounce around in it. Like a little caterpillar. Yeah. That's exciting. Is Lucy actually going to put it on you tonight? I think she's anti the idea. Are you backing out?
Starting point is 00:06:55 No, I'm not backing out. I'm tanning myself. I'm not going into this photo shoot tomorrow without a tan. My legs. I'm on a mission to make sure we get good photos tomorrow. If you're a guy Clint Like all you need to do Because everything's going to be covered
Starting point is 00:07:07 It's just your neck and face right And arms And oh your arms will be out I need everything to be the same colour Oh well that's hard Are you going to do your balls? Or your penis? Have you thought about that?
Starting point is 00:07:18 Only the underside No but are you actually? Because I always think about When I'm fake tanning myself Do I do my bits? Oh my god Obviously you do your boobs I've think about when I'm fake tanning myself, do I do my bits? Oh, my God. Obviously, you do your boobs. I've had this conversation so many times with my friends.
Starting point is 00:07:29 You do your boobs because that could be a low-cut top. But do you do your flaps? Oh, far out. No, no, no. Because it's just half the time I only tan the bits that are going to be seen. Yeah, but what if people are going to be seeing those bits? It'll hopefully be in the dark. If you want the tan to look real, don't tan your flaps.
Starting point is 00:07:51 I can't really wait to see that. Because you wouldn't have tanned them if it was the sun. Well, what if I'm a nudist? You're not. They don't know that. You're pretending to be tanned. You're not pretending to be a nudist. Here's a tip um if you do decide to tan your privates do your privates before your
Starting point is 00:08:10 feet why oh that's gross if you don't want to go feet then privates the whole thing was i've actually never thought about that though because sometimes i'll use this oh i've thought about that, though, because sometimes I'll use a safe. Oh, I've thought about it. Oh, that's silly. I always go. No, not about the private bits. Sensitive parts first, including face, and then feet at last. No, but I've definitely sometimes gone back for the shoulder after doing my feet. Oh, that's fine. Shoulder's fine.
Starting point is 00:08:36 Yeah, yeah. Not a big deal. That's fantastic advice. It actually really is. For you, who's an amateur, you're going to need that advice. Wipe front to back and tan your feet before your privates. That's all you need. Yes.
Starting point is 00:08:50 And make sure you get it down your crack or else you'll get a really dark crack. There you go. And now, without further ado, it's time for the Brian Clint Podcast. You're welcome. Enjoy, everybody. Oh, where'd the podcast dolphin go? Oh, it's not there, what a shame Yeah, he swam away
Starting point is 00:09:09 Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm, give or take a minute Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio Playing ZM on iHeartRadio Hey Siri, when are Brie and Clint on? Brie and Clint are on air in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 What about now? Every day. No, it said it was on.
Starting point is 00:09:41 I pointed to it first and said it was on. Did it? Yeah, it was purple. We've been having a few issues in the studio lately. I hate you guys, by the way. I hate you. Why? What did I do?
Starting point is 00:09:51 You're looking at me like, yeah, right, it was on. It was on, okay? Guys, can someone please? I'm not turning you on. No, I'm not. Okay, I'm on. I believe you, mate. Clint needs that special tea that we give him sometimes.
Starting point is 00:10:06 That special tea's not legal yet. Oh, now the microphone's falling off. Oh, this place is going to the dogs, honestly. Yeah, I'd leave now. Best to leave. Yeah, right? We're going to be broadcasting out of a shipping container on the side of the road shortly.
Starting point is 00:10:20 George, you're from Daisies in here. Oh, like you don't have things go wrong, George. Hey? You said... That microphone's not even working. So... Anyway, look, no one cares. Brie and Clint.
Starting point is 00:10:35 Clint, there's a few people that say, stop eating on the radio, which is why we came up with this segment. It's time for another Brie and Clint taste test. We taste it so you don't have to. Yeah, can't stop, can't stop, won't stop. Yeah, can't stop, won't stop. There is a story that's going viral and it's from a TikTok user,
Starting point is 00:10:54 as per usual, that's 2020, where they shared a simple but very delicious McDonald's hack. Some people are calling this the greatest McDonald's hack ever. Or build-up. Which I mean, that's a big build-up. What about the first person to find out you could stick your chips in your sundae? Yeah, I mean, that was pretty good. That was pretty good.
Starting point is 00:11:18 This involves... What about the person who figured out that you could ask for steamed buns and get the freshest burger you've ever had? These are a really good life hack. See, these are McDonald's life hacks that it needs to compete with. What about where you put the burger box over the straw and you can eat chips as you drink? What about the first person who figured out
Starting point is 00:11:35 you could get twice as much caramel sauce in your sundae? Oh, yeah, I figured that out very early. Yeah, see, so it's got to be better than these. They never put double, but, oh, shade. Anyway, people are raving about this hack, and I thought you and I can give it a go. So people out there, if they, you know, if we like it, they might go try it.
Starting point is 00:11:54 Sure. So essentially, this is a clip of the TikTok. I think this is vanilla milkshake from McDonald's and an espresso shot. Whack it in. Mix it. And then you mix it. Right, and then you just start mixing together.
Starting point is 00:12:08 And when you have a normal McDonald's milkshake, you know it's well lumpy, but this makes it a bit more juicy. And then, voila. Frappuccino thing. Genius. It's not a frappuccino. It is what is called an affogato. Yeah, in Italian it would be ice cream and espresso.
Starting point is 00:12:26 Exactly. They've been doing it for a long time. Why did we never think of this? They've got McCafe right there. So I've got you, look, we had a bit of a speed bump because apparently New Zealand McDonald's don't do vanilla shakes anymore. Yeah, that was
Starting point is 00:12:41 an interesting realisation. Spanner in the work. So I thought may may as well just get a chocolate one, because then it's like a mocha. So we've got chocolate shakes. This is not a shot of espresso. What is it? This is a long black. Hey, well that's fine. It'll work the same. It's mostly water. Yeah, it'll work perfect. It's fine. So what, I tip it in? Is that what I do? I tip it in here? Maybe. See, there's a lot of vanilla in there anyway, so it's fine.
Starting point is 00:13:08 Okay. Okay, I'm tipping. Tipping it in. Oh, it's fizzing. Mm-hmm. Oh, it's going kind of like a- Oh, like an affogato. Yeah, and a little bit like a spider as well.
Starting point is 00:13:17 Okay, mix that up. And- Oh, my God. It's so good. That is delicious. That is delicious. Oh, my God. It's so good. That is delicious. That is delicious. Oh, my God. It's amazing.
Starting point is 00:13:29 And this is not any kind of oil or anything. That's better than Starbucks. That is no clickbait. Whoa. That is... Okay. How did we never think of that? So if you miss it, this is the McDonald's hack we've just realised is good.
Starting point is 00:13:41 Get a shot of coffee, put into your McDonald's thick shake and... I am all about that. Usually these taste tests we do are shit. But this is good. I'm actually shocked. Yeah, me too. So delicious. Okay, there we go.
Starting point is 00:13:59 Well, you're welcome, New Zealand. Bree and Clint. The sun has gone... Bree and Clint from iHeartRadio. This is the latest Live from LA with Dean McCarthy. Dean's beaming in Live from LA with some of the hottest, hottest, what would you call it? Oh, it'd be the hottest musician news in a long time.
Starting point is 00:14:20 Yeah, it's inter-star romance. Dean, tell us the two big deal stars who have just revealed that they've been getting it on. It is A-List. The red wiggle and his wife, Dorothy the dinosaur, Lauren Hannaford, are having a baby. I don't know if you knew this, but the red wiggle married Dorothy the dinosaur.
Starting point is 00:14:39 Now, if you think that's wild and you've pulled over your car because you're flawed, this is the third wiggle to marry a co-star. The yellow wiggle also did it and so did the purple wiggle. So they like to keep it in the family. And I know it's kind of hilarious that Dorothy the Dinosaur married one of the wiggles. Can I just say this? They are so rich.
Starting point is 00:14:57 They are so damn rich. Yeah, I heard. Dean, are you saying Dorothy the Dinosaur is a gold digger? She ain't messing with no bro. I'm dead. You just say that. Yeah. I heard that Captain Feathersword got it on with Greg.
Starting point is 00:15:15 Yeah, Captain Feathersword's libido was a lot higher than Greg's though, and so in the middle of the night he would just be like, wake up, Greg. Yeah. They were just like, come on, Greg. Chugga-chugga. Was that wake up Jeff? That, wake up, Greg. Yeah. They were just like, come on, Greg. Chugga-chugga. Was that wake up Jeff? That was wake up Jeff.
Starting point is 00:15:28 Damn it. That joke was almost so good, I was going to say he poked him with his feather sword. Oh, there you go. We joke, but Dean's telling the truth. The Red Wiggle is having a baby with Dorothy the dinosaur. And to be honest, that's the celebrity news that I want at this stage of 2020. Yeah, I was really looking forward to this news and I really am going to be interested to see
Starting point is 00:15:50 if their baby can breathe fire. This song takes on a whole different meaning once you know. Do you reckon he's ever like, can you put the suit on? I don't know, it's a good place to wrap it up. That is the latest with Dean McCarthy. Thanks to Old El Paso, you can launch into mess-free Mexican with your tortilla pockets now. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:16:21 Who's out there hustling, grinding, you know, slaving away, trying to get that deposit together for their first house? Youling, grinding, you know, slaving away Trying to get that deposit together For their first house You are, Bree, I know you are No, I was Oh, you've given up I gave up Oh, that's right, you moved in with someone who already had a house
Starting point is 00:16:34 Yeah, I just thought And that's a good way to do it I just thought, what's easier? Yeah Um, this Because in Auckland, it's impossible Yeah, right Um, I've got a story about a guy who has managed to get his first house deposit together.
Starting point is 00:16:49 Oh, piss. I know what you're going to say. You're like, oh, his parents helped him. Yeah, did they? And to that I say kind of. See? It's always the way. Not in the way that you think though, okay?
Starting point is 00:16:59 I just want to be in a thruple so I can get a house in Auckland. Yeah, that's a good way to do it. That's the only reason. The guy's name's Matthew Robson and he's Scottish, okay? Put that out there first. Since he was born in 1992, his father has given him a bottle of 18-year-old single malt whiskey for his birthday. Okay.
Starting point is 00:17:24 So baby's born, give it a bottle of whiskey. Baby turns one, give it a bottle of whiskey. Impractical present? Well, yeah, you say that, but things are different in Scotland. You know, you don't know what is... Is a baby having shots? No, and this is the key. The baby didn't have any shots.
Starting point is 00:17:40 Save them. So now that he's 28 years old, he has 28 bottles of Macallan single malt whiskey. And each time he got the bottle, it was 18 years old. So when he was born in 1992, the bottle was from 1974. Gotcha. Then the next year
Starting point is 00:17:55 when he turned one, the bottle was from 1975. Oh, that's quick math. And then on and on and on and on. Those bottles cost his father over 28 years about 5,000 pounds. Okay, which is like 10 grand-ish. Yeah, yeah. Those bottles cost his father over 28 years about 5,000 pounds. Okay, which is like 10 grand-ish. Ish, yeah. But he bought it over 28 years.
Starting point is 00:18:10 Okay. Those bottles, because he still has them unopened, are now worth 40,000 pounds. For alcohol? For alcohol. For vintage alcohol. So he's going to sell his 28-bottle collection of vintage 18-year-old single malt whiskey and he's going to buy a house. So his parents did help him.
Starting point is 00:18:31 Kind of. Kind of? They bought the whiskey? Yeah, but isn't it like a cool, isn't like a cool, like, that's cooler than if they just put money in account for you. Yeah, it is, it is. It makes a lot of sense to me now why my dad was so angry about the time we opened this really old bottle of rum.
Starting point is 00:18:52 And we didn't think it was a big deal when we were 18 or 19. I've Googled this exact whiskey that he's got. It's called Macallan. It's a single malt. There's a bottle of it for sale in New Zealand. A 1977 bottle, which this guy has. He's got a 1977.
Starting point is 00:19:11 He's got everything from 74 up to 28 years after that. One bottle of this from 1977 in New Zealand, currently selling online for $4,908 for one bottle of whiskey. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:19:29 Which is why for Christmas, Tui's getting... Get her some cruisers. They're going to be worth it. Get her some cruisers or maybe like some Jim Beam. Get her some Bacardi Breezers. I'll shout her. I'll get her some of those Jim Beam Zero sugar cans. Get her some pulses.
Starting point is 00:19:45 They're going to be retro soon. Before then, though, I said, are you a big Georgie Pie fan and are you gutted that Georgie Pie is going away? Chris has called through. Hi, Chris. Hi, Chris. Hey, guys. How you going?
Starting point is 00:19:57 You good? You a Georgie Pie man? Oh, mate, I love them, eh? Yeah. Are you gutted the McDonald's are taking them away again? Oh, I was absolutely gutted to the point that I was like, okay, I'm going to have to go around all of Palmy and find who's got the boxes of them.
Starting point is 00:20:10 I've got a box in my freezer also. You've got a box of Georgie pies. Oh, you do. Okay, so in a box there's 42 pies. Is that right? Oh, maybe I only have a half box then. Oh, okay. You eat in half, Chris.
Starting point is 00:20:21 What did you pay for your half box? Oh, I just paid the individual price per bite. Yeah, you're right. I didn't get any mass discount, but I was happy to... Well, you could be sitting on a goldmine. I was going to say, you could sell it now. Yeah. Have you seen the box that's for sale at the moment?
Starting point is 00:20:35 No, I'm curious. How much is it worth, guys? Okay, so a full box of Georgie Pies for sale, and they're saying this is the last box, because there's no more in stores. Of course they'd market it that way. There's no more in restaurants. 42 course they'd market it that way. There's no more in restaurants. 42 mince and cheese Georgie pies.
Starting point is 00:20:48 Is that the one you like, crisp mince and cheese? That's the only option we have nowadays, guys. True. They don't even do – oh, do you remember the apple and cinnamon? Yum. Oh, that was good. Anyway, it's not that one. 42 Georgie pies frozen.
Starting point is 00:21:00 How much? Currently on Trade Me, the leading bid for these pies, $1,530. What? Actually, that's ridiculous. Chris, put your half box up there right now. You're sitting on $750 worth of Georgie pies in your freezer, Chris. Well, I might just let that one go first, and then let's see what that one goes for, eh?
Starting point is 00:21:23 Yeah, well, this is the thing. The auction's still got six days to go, so it's really going to go for more than that. Yeah, they are raising money for Ronald McDonald House. That's cool. With this one, so the money's going to that. Oh, that's a bit different then. I understand that.
Starting point is 00:21:37 Yeah. Good cause. Yeah, but still, if you get desperate for a pie, I can hold on to yours, Chris, because these things aren't coming back. There's no way McDonald's is bringing Georgie Pie back again. Yeah, mummify them. Mummify them?
Starting point is 00:21:49 Yeah. Nah, just keep them in the freezer. Oh, or that. Yeah, they don't expire until next year, so I'm pretty good, really. Yeah, you're good for a little while anyway. Yeah, and pies really don't expire. No, I think they're good forever.
Starting point is 00:22:00 Yeah, they're good forever. All right, well, congrats, Chris. I'm glad you're sitting on them. God, that's exciting. One and a half grand if you wanted another taste after those ones are gone. Hot damn. That's a lot of money for a pie. Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:22:12 Bree and Clint. I want to talk gaming for a second, because, I mean, I got into gaming earlier this year, bought a Nintendo Switch. Yeah, how's that going for you? It was a great decision. I really got too obsessed during lockdown one. Yeah. Like it was, I just gamed all night.
Starting point is 00:22:28 Are you still using it? I imagine it's in the corner gathering dust. No, sometimes. It's awesome because if someone's watching the TV, you can just slip it out of the thing and play like a game. Okay, I believe you. No, it's good. I use it all the time, 24-7.
Starting point is 00:22:43 I need someone to call who is an Xbox player. Yeah, we've got our PlayStation gamer, but we need an Xbox person. We do have our PlayStationer. That's you, Hamish. You've said that you've been a PlayStation person since day one. Yeah, well, since the PlayStation 1 came out, I've just been right in there. It was more slim.
Starting point is 00:23:03 It was a little bit boxy, but, I mean, hey, you can't win them all. Oh, there you go. He's not only a fan, he's a historian. Yeah, I know. Have you had every single console? I have. I got the PlayStation 3, but it's kind of like the mate that you just don't want to hang out with, but you don't want to hurt their feelings.
Starting point is 00:23:19 You're kind of like, I bought it, but it wasn't anything like what it cracked out to be, but I played it. You're not still using a PS3, are you? You've got a PS4, don't you? No, no, no. I've definitely gone to PS4 now. Yeah, right. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:31 Of course. Still no Xbox players. No, we'll just bounce these stats off Hamish. Okay. Oh, $800 at him if you're an Xbox player, because it mostly concerns Xbox players. Okay. A study has been done, Hamish,
Starting point is 00:23:44 which pretty much saw 100 gamers take this aggression questionnaire, which was a 29-question survey that assesses and analyses levels of anger based on the respondents' answers. So essentially what they've done is they've based who is the angriest people to play certain consoles? Only on PC and Xbox. No, they did quite a few. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:24:09 But I'm just going with the top two. Okay, sure, yeah, yeah. So who do you think was right at the bottom for the least aggression, no anger, real placid? Of all gaming consoles? Yeah. Yeah, what do you think, Hamish? I was going to say Nintendo Switch,
Starting point is 00:24:28 since that's what you've just bought. Funnily enough, it is a Nintendo. Good guess, Hamish. It is the Nintendo. Whereas the top two and top one console that said people were the angriest when they play is an Xbox. The angriest person to play is an Xbox gamer.
Starting point is 00:24:49 Yes, and we have someone who plays Xbox right now. Jack, how do you feel about that? Oh, everyone's super great. Yeah. So you're backing it up. Yeah, yeah. No, you don't bump into too many nice people. It's a great time though, you know It's classic online gaming, not then
Starting point is 00:25:10 It's wonderful Can I ask Jack, because they've noted here The top games that people get angriest the most What games would you say is where people get really fired up? Oh, Call of Duty is a classic one That's the top one! Yeah COD! That's the top one! Yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:26 COD! That's the angry people's game. Would you agree with this, Hamish? In your experience, have you found Xbox gamers to be a little bit too angry? Yeah, well, especially for like, as you say, Call of Duty and stuff like that, because it's cross-platform now, which is because, I mean, I've got GDA and stuff like that, which you do find a lot of aggressive people on. Yeah. But games that are cross-platform,
Starting point is 00:25:48 you can definitely pick out the Xbox players out of the bunch. Oh, okay. Shade. Fortnite's another one as well. You can sort of just be like, oh, you're an Xbox player. You can tell that they're an Xbox player. See, I can actually tell when I'm on Tinder, I'm like, definitely Xbox.
Starting point is 00:26:04 And Jack is our Xbox representative, everything that you're hearing is fair and true. You don't want to disagree with any of that? I agree with it, but I can tell that Hamish here is a sport player because they're all up on their high horse about how good they can call it. Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jack, don't get angry, mate. Stop firing up, Jack. Xbox Jack, calm down, please.
Starting point is 00:26:24 It's all right. Okay, it's just a survey. Thanks, lads. We appreciate it. It's Justin Bieber in Sorry. See, there's a strong rumour going around that Hailey Bieber's pregnant. Is there? Yeah, well, he's posted some stuff up about what sort of dad he wants to be.
Starting point is 00:26:45 He's come out and he said, When I'm a dad, I want to do this. When I'm a dad, I want to be this. Makes sense. It's, you know, they're married and they're all loved up. And they're all loved up. So there might be a baby Bieber on the way. Exciting for them. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:58 Let's play the, what's the game we're playing? Insta Fame game, isn't it? Yeah. Oh, my God. I heard she bought all her followers. She would. She's such a bitch. It's time for Brie and Clint's Insta Fame Game.
Starting point is 00:27:12 Sorry, I got caught up in my Beaver facts. Remember earlier this week when you played the complete wrong opener? Oh, remember earlier this week when you screwed up? I don't do that to you. Okay, I don't relive all your failures. Yeah, it's because there's too many to relive. This is the Instafame game
Starting point is 00:27:29 where we take a stab in the dark at how many followers celebrities have on Instagram. The first to get three correct wins the game. Feel free to play along in the car. Just yell a number at your steering wheel.
Starting point is 00:27:41 It's pretty simple. Easy as that. Producer Ben runs the game. Hello, Ben. Hello, Ben. Hello, Ben. Hey, guys. Are you guys ready for celebrity number one? Is it you?
Starting point is 00:27:49 It's not me, but I have a theme. It's celebrities that got COVID and now are fine. Oh, good. Pretty depressing if the theme was celebrities who got COVID and died. So glad you went this way. Let's never do that one. Well, we're not going to, so we're clear. Your first celebrity.
Starting point is 00:28:05 Don't mark it out. Hang on, good, good. Your first celebrity. Don't mark it out. Hang on. You ready now? Hey, hang on. Your first celebrity. The computer's telling you you're taking too long. First celebrity is Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks.
Starting point is 00:28:15 March the 12th. I think he was the first man to get COVID, wasn't he? March the 12th. He posted to him and Rita in Australia and said, hey guys, we're tested positive, but we're staying here in Australia. If I got COVID, I'd want to be on the Gold Coast too. Nice and warm. It is nice and warm.
Starting point is 00:28:30 For Tom Hanks, Clint, you put 3.9. Bree, you have put 5. Million, that is. Million. Tom has 9.7. Get in. That's a point for Bree. Million.
Starting point is 00:28:40 Million. Right. Yeah, sorry. You've got to say what we're dealing in, mate. People don't know how many followers Tom Hanks has got. Right. He's cranky now. Cranky man.
Starting point is 00:28:49 Well, if I'm going to be pulled up on my mistakes, then everybody is. Can we get a coffee for Clinton here, please? Your next celebrity is Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart. How many Instagram followers does Kevin Hart have? Did Kevin Hart get COVID? Yeah, he came out and said, I actually had it around the same time as Tom Hanks,
Starting point is 00:29:05 but I couldn't say anything because he's more famous than I am. He would say something. For Kevin Hart, Clint, you put $90 million. Bree, you put $68 million. Kevin Hart has $99 million. Whoa! Oh, massive, eh? Good for Kevin Hart.
Starting point is 00:29:20 Yeah, he is a superstar, though. He is. I'm so gutted I didn't go to his comedy show when he came last year. I know you did. It was awesome. And now he won't be able to come back until like 2032. They were so crazy about like being on your phone and stuff. And my mate Ellie, who I went with, she was like texting off her iPhone watch.
Starting point is 00:29:38 Like 007. Like she had to write every single letter. Okay, next one, next one. Your next celebrity is Pink. How many Instagram followers does Pink have? Did Pink get COVID? She posted on Twitter, three weeks ago,
Starting point is 00:29:51 my son and I were showing COVID symptoms. Fortunately, we had access to a test and I tested positive. That was back in April. Wow. I know. For Pink, Clint, you put 17 million. Brie, you put 25.
Starting point is 00:30:03 Pink only has 7.9. Oh, boo. Million. Yeah, million. Bree, you've put 25. Pink only has 7.9. Oh, boo. Million. Yeah, million. Again, sorry. Yeah. We're just checking, mate. She's a cranky man.
Starting point is 00:30:12 Well, we're going to think that she had 7.9 followers. No, she doesn't. It's definitely in the millions. Your next person who's also in the millions is Doja Cat. Well, you've given it away now. You've said she's in the millions. Oh, what a giveaway. Well, we don't know how many.
Starting point is 00:30:26 How many millions. Doja Cat got COVID after saying some... Yeah, she said something. She said, oh, yeah. BS about COVID. She was like, oh, I don't believe it. Not true. I don't believe it.
Starting point is 00:30:34 And then she had an interview and she was like, oh, yeah, by the way, I have COVID. Yeah. For Doja Cat, Quinn, you put 2.3. And Bree, you put 3.7 million. Million. Million. Doja Cat has 7.2 million.
Starting point is 00:30:48 Woo! That's million. That's million. That's two for me. It's tiebreaker. Okay, tiebreaker. Tiebreaker. Well, I'm having fun.
Starting point is 00:30:56 How about everyone else? I'm having a great time. I'm having a ball. Okay. Your Instagram person is Idris Elba. Oh. Idris Elba. Idris Elba.
Starting point is 00:31:08 I have spent a fair amount of time on his Instagram. Do you know how many people follow him? No clue. Now, I know I've said this for all of them, but Idris Elba had COVID. I know. Yeah, he did. I do remember that story. Yeah, back in like early, early March, he said, This morning I tested for COVID-19, but I'm feeling okay now, guys.
Starting point is 00:31:24 Be safe out there. For Idris Elba, Clint, you put $9 million. Bree, you put $21 million. I went too high. Yeah, you definitely did. Idris Elba has $4.7 million. What a load of BS. It's a great game, Clint.
Starting point is 00:31:37 Thank you very much. I'd like to thank Ben for eventually saying million after everything and me for winning so we're all good you okay now? yeah I'm good yep I'll take a quick break be back in a minute
Starting point is 00:31:50 Brian Clint Brian Clint this is quite scary but an Aussie woman has had her $26,000 Kia ora I'm Simon Bound
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Starting point is 00:32:35 Hola. Fashion statement handbag confiscated. $26,000. She bought it from a boutique. $26,000 on a handbag? I know. Whoa. She bought it from a boutique in France.
Starting point is 00:32:51 Yes. It's Saint Laurent. Yeah. And she paid $26,000 for it and it was actually made of alligator. Whoa. And she tried to get back into the country and customs said, Oh. Oh, wait there.
Starting point is 00:33:06 Yeah. You don't have the proper paperwork for this. We're going to confiscate it. This is ours now. And what was the paperwork she needed? Because there's a law in New Zealand. There's a guy in the news at the moment who's trying to bring in like a vintage like China cabinet into the country.
Starting point is 00:33:24 But it's from like 300 it's like 300 years old. But because it's decorated with elephant ivory, it's like animal parts and animal trade. So is that the same thing? So it's like alligator skin products are allowed into Australia, but you need to have the proper permits. And obviously she was like, I'm buying a Saint Laurent bag. I'm not thinking about having to buy permits.
Starting point is 00:33:46 And it's vintage, right? Like it wasn't like a new. I don't know if it was vintage or not. They didn't go out and skin the alligator on demand. I'm not too sure. But anyway, apparently you can face up to 10 years in prison or a $220,000 fine for wildlife trade offences. Whatever the outcome, she's, because either she goes to jail
Starting point is 00:34:06 or she loses her $26,000 and back off. That's crazy. Can you imagine $26,000? That's what I always think about with women who have really big, expensive wedding and engagement rings. I'd just be terrified to wear it. I'd be terrified to have it out in public because I'm a loser.
Starting point is 00:34:22 I mean, no, that's the wrong word. No, that's the right, you said perfectly. I said the right thing that's the wrong word. No, that's the right, you said perfectly. I said the right thing but in the wrong context. No, I think it was the right context. No, I know, but I get it, I'm a loser. Okay, I get that. But I mean, I'm also, I'm a loser who loses things. You lose things.
Starting point is 00:34:36 Yeah, me too. Like I got a nice umbrella and it only lasted a week. Yeah, well, we all knew that was coming. Exactly right. Umbrellas go missing, I will say that. But if I had a Birkin bag, I would just be terrified. Like I just would never take it anywhere because it's worth like $12,000. For people who don't know fashion, by the way,
Starting point is 00:34:53 a Birkin bag is what you keep your Birkenstocks in. It's like what comes with Birkenstocks. Yeah, it's the bag that they come in. No, it's the bag that became famous on Sex and the City. Anyway, after reading this story. Cardi B bought a Birkin bag for her three-year-old. That's so weird that you would mention Cardi B because Cardi B and I have actually,
Starting point is 00:35:13 based around this story of expensive handbags, we've done a collab. Have you just? It's a sequel to her song WAP, but it's called Bag. Money in this purse, there's some money in this purse. Money in this purse, there's some money in this purse. I said certified chic, seven days a week. Big ass bag, make that shopping game tweak.
Starting point is 00:35:38 Woo! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You buying some expensive-ass bags. Bring a Burke and bring a Louis for this BAG. Give me everything you got for this BAG. Bags, bags, bags, bags. Bags, expensive-ass bags. Bit of work gone into that, isn't there?
Starting point is 00:36:04 I mean, no, it was just something Cardi and I whipped up. Because I wanted to ask people of this show, have you spent a lot of money on a bag? Have you got an expensive handbag? Because I know people, a friend of mine, I swear I reckon she has about, and this is no BS, hundreds of thousands of dollars in this one cupboard in her house. Just in handbags.
Starting point is 00:36:26 Worth of handbags. It's no BS. It's crazy. People love it. Did you spend a lot on your bag? Yeah. How much? Have you got it?
Starting point is 00:36:35 It doesn't have to be $26,000. No, it doesn't have to be that. We've been polling people on our Instagram today actually too to ask have you got an expensive bag? Yeah. Producer Anastasia, what is the average amount that's coming in on our Instagram? About one and a half, one and a half grand.
Starting point is 00:36:49 One and a half thousand dollars on a handbag? Yeah, that's decent. It's decent but I can see you spending that on yourself if you go, oh, I've worked hard on this. I'm not going to lose my mind if someone tells me that but yeah, it's a fair bit. Oh, $800 at him. Can you beat that?
Starting point is 00:37:02 Can you beat that? Do you have an expensive handbag? You can text us on 9696. And also, if you're worried your partner's listening, you can remain anonymous. That's a knockoff from Thailand. Yeah, yeah, no, it's not real, not real. We're talking expensive bags, which is why we've come up with this.
Starting point is 00:37:20 Money in this purse. There's some money in this purse. Money in this purse. There's some money in this purse Money in this purse, there's some money in this purse I said certified chic, seven days a week Big ass bag, make that shopping game tweak, woo! Money in this purse, there's some money in this purse You buying some expensive ass bags Bring a Birkin, bring a Louis for this BAG
Starting point is 00:37:44 Give me everything you Louis for this BAG. Give me everything you've got for this BAG. Bags. Bags. A long intro, isn't it? For the record, we didn't come up with that. No, but yeah, you and I. No, I had nothing to do with that. Bags.
Starting point is 00:37:55 But I'm keen on some of these stories. I want to know what sort of money you guys are dropping out there on handbags. There's a woman in Aussie who had a bag confiscated at customs because it was made of alligator. It was $26,000 Saint Laurent bag that she bought in France. And they were like, no, you can't bring this in.
Starting point is 00:38:15 You don't have the permit. So we're asking you this afternoon how much did you spend on the bag? First person calling up is Nettle. Hi, Nettle. Hi, Nettle. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hello. How much did you drop on your BAG?
Starting point is 00:38:30 Three and a half K. Oh! There's some money in this purse. What type of bag was it, Nettle? It's a Balenciaga. Gorgeous. Balenciagas are very, very on trend. Do you remember when Bebe Rexha came into the studio?
Starting point is 00:38:47 Yes. She was wearing, Nettle, this Balenciaga leather jacket and it had Balenciaga down the sleeve. Yeah. And I said to her, I was like, I love your jacket. Like, how much is that? And she's like, oh, this is about a $20,000 leather jacket. Whoa.
Starting point is 00:39:01 Do you use your expensive bag, Nettletle or does it sit on the shelf? Every day. Every day. Absolutely. I'll say that's the way you should do it. Yeah, good. I like that. Let's talk to Helen. Hey, Helen. Hi, Helen. Hey, how are you? Good. How much did you spend on a handbag? I've got an $8,000
Starting point is 00:39:20 Louis Vuitton. Big-ass bag. Make that shopping game tweak. Woo! Yeah, get it, Helen. How long have you had it for? Well, that's the thing. You see, I've had it for 23 or 24 years. Wow.
Starting point is 00:39:34 And I use it every day. And it still looks like brand new. And what brand did you say it was? It's a Louis, a Louis Vuitton. A Louis Vuitton. So was it $8,000 20 years ago? It was, yeah. I bought it at Louis in Paris.
Starting point is 00:39:46 Have you had it revalued? Yeah, have you? No, I haven't actually. You need to because surely you need to get that thing insured. So surely you've got to know how much. It's kind of vintage now. Yeah, yeah. You might be sitting on even more.
Starting point is 00:39:57 Oh my God. You might literally be sitting on even more if it's a purse. Oh my God. And it's crazy. My son's got his feet on it right now. It's in the footwell of our car. I love that you say that it looks like brand new because isn't that amazing?
Starting point is 00:40:12 Well, that's the sales pitch. That's how they convince you. Quality. You're like, no, to your partner, you're like, I mean, look at how much wear and use I'll get out of this bag. Last person wants to remain anonymous, which we were concerned this is going to happen. Someone maybe doesn't want their partner to know about the value of their bag.
Starting point is 00:40:28 But anonymous, you got an expensive bag? I do, and it's not my partner. He knows it's my family that I'd hate to know how much I spend on my bag. Right, okay. Would they be the type of people not to spend this amount, anonymous? Oh, yeah, they'd just be disappointed in me. Okay, what are we talking about? What sort of bag first?
Starting point is 00:40:47 Well, so it's a Chanel Classic Flap Dumbo. Yes. Anyone who knows handbags out there already knows what sort of a price we're looking at. But for us amateurs, how much are we talking, Anonymous? So I paid for it seven years ago, $9,000. Yeah. But they're worth about, also this is so they're worth fifteen thousand from the shop now, but this is a 1980s
Starting point is 00:41:08 classic flap, so it's 24 carat hardware. Yeah. So those are worth in the 20s to 30s now with the solid 24 carat hardware. Whoa! Expensive ass bags. Whoa! A 20,000 found one, a $20,000 handbag.
Starting point is 00:41:23 Have you ever thought about selling it anonymous? No, no way, never. I'll give it to my daughter or my granddaughter. It's like one of your babies. It so is. I've got a few of my babies, and this is my absolute baby. Can you imagine your daughter heading out to the Viaduct with it and then accidentally throwing up in it in the Uber?
Starting point is 00:41:42 Oh, look, I've had liner lids come off in it and they've gone all through it. I've had all sorts. But good quality, you can just get all that out because you can take it to a bag spa and they clean it and they make it for you. A bag spa? What is a bag spa? A bag spa, that's a whole other level.
Starting point is 00:41:55 I'll read one text out. We're talking about expensive handbags. Someone has texted through and they said, I spent $50,000 on a Hermes bag from Paris. 50 grand. That's insane. But I mean, good on you. If you've got the money and that's what makes you happy, good on you.
Starting point is 00:42:14 You're balling. I want to go to a bag spa. Like me, I want to go to a bag spa. You get good treatment. Do what you do to the bags. Do those to my under eye bags. Yeah, why not? Bree and Clint.
Starting point is 00:42:25 Hey. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger. All right, Birthday Banger for a Tuesday. Three people's birthdays. What was number one on their 16th? You know, I came up with my news feed yesterday. Was it the Ross boss thing?
Starting point is 00:42:39 It was the Ross boss tries to take down Whitney Houston being played. That's right. On Birthday Banger. Things have changed like two and a half years ago now. He doesn't even have a say anymore. He's not even here. Nah, he doesn't even know
Starting point is 00:42:52 we still do this segment. Is he here? Is he still here? Anyway, what I was going to say is we need to bring back that same energy. Yeah. We need to boost it.
Starting point is 00:43:01 We need to be pissing some people off with this segment, I think. I agree. So let's piss some people off today. We'll start with Evieing some people off with this segment, I think. I agree. So let's piss some people off today. We'll start with Evie. Hi, Evie. Hi, Evie. Hi.
Starting point is 00:43:10 What's your birthday, mate? 10th of September, 94. All right, you were 16 in 2010 on the 10th of September. And Evie, this is your birthday banger. We gon' rock this club. We gon' go all night. Love it. That's a great birthday banger Love it That's a great birthday banger Evie
Starting point is 00:43:27 But I gotta be honest with you It's not gonna piss anyone off No it's just gonna make people happy Yeah it's gonna Your birthday banger Is too good That's the problem with it Yeah
Starting point is 00:43:36 Okay Wait there Evie Let's do one for Danny Hi Danny Hi Danny Hi How you going? Good thanks how are you?
Starting point is 00:43:44 Good thank you What's your birthday? The 5th of April, 1985. All right. You were 16 in 2001 on the 5th of April. And on that day, this was number one. Crazy Town, Butterfly. This is a good birthday banger, too.
Starting point is 00:44:03 Again, I'm not sure this will piss anybody off. No, people are going to get on board this. Yeah, people will love it actually. Okay, let's see if we can... One more chance. Adam, hi, welcome to Birthday Banger. Hello, Adzy. How we going?
Starting point is 00:44:16 Good, mate. What's your birthday? It's November 1984. Right, you were 16 in the year 2000 on the 5th of November. And the millennium brought us this number one hit. There it is. We found it. Nothing is going to piss Ross Boss off more than Creed.
Starting point is 00:44:43 If I know Ross, he loves a bit of Creed. How do you feel about your birthday banger, Adam? Oh, good old Scott Stapp. He's a legend. Good old Scott Stapp. It's a bloody great song. I feel the same way about Creed as I do about Nickelback. Look, we said we were going to try and play a song to piss people off.
Starting point is 00:45:00 Creed. I'm voting for Creed. And I think if we're going to stay true to our word, we have to play Creed. It's got to be Creed. Adam, do you endorse, just in case we do get some blowback, do you endorse Creed as today's birthday banger? Yeah, well, it's pissing me off, so go for it. So, we've
Starting point is 00:45:14 got confirmation that it has pissed Adam off. So, here we go. Birthday banger for the first time ever in New Zealand. Oh, this takes me back. This is Creed on ZM. Well, I just heard the news today It seems my life is gonna change
Starting point is 00:45:37 I close my eyes, begin to pray. Then tears of joy stream down my face. We're the arms wide open under the sunlight. Welcome to this place. I'll show you everything. We're the arms wide open with arms wide open well I don't know if I'm ready
Starting point is 00:46:23 to be the man I have to be. I'll take a breath. I'll take her by my side. We're standing on. We created life Under the sunlight Welcome to this place I'll show you everything
Starting point is 00:46:57 We're on the white hole bottom Now everything has changed I'll show you love I'll show you everything With arms wide open Wide open If I had just one wish Only one demand I hope he's not like me
Starting point is 00:47:40 I hope he understands That he can take this life And hold it by the hand And he can drink the world With arms wide open With arms wide open Under the sunlight Welcome to this place
Starting point is 00:48:07 I'll show you everything With arms wide open Now everything has changed I'll show you love I'll show you everything With arms wide open. ZM, Brian Clintz. Arms wide open.
Starting point is 00:48:32 Adam's birthday banger this afternoon is Creed with arms wide open. Lots of good feedback on the text machine. Yeah, we were trying to piss some people off, but actually... I think it should be back-to-back Creed. I think we've made everybody's day. We're actually desperately trying to get Ross Boss on the phone. Any luck with that, Producer Ben? Nah, not yet. Still dialing in the old headset.
Starting point is 00:48:54 Nah, screw him. You know what? If he doesn't want to... Back-to-back Creed. Let's play higher. Right now. Ross, if you want it to stop, call us and we will stop playing when you call. Back to back Creed. All right.
Starting point is 00:49:09 All right. All right. Until Ross Boss calls the station. Yeah. We will play. Yes. Otherwise we think you want us to play it. So. escape from the life I live when I'm away
Starting point is 00:49:25 So let's go there Let's make our escape Come on, let's go there Let's ask and we'll stay Can you take me higher stay Can you take me higher To a place where the limelight
Starting point is 00:49:52 will see Can you take me higher To a place where the golden stream Oh I would like a world To a place where the golden streams Oh, I would like a world of change It helps me to appreciate those nights and those dreams
Starting point is 00:50:16 But my friend, I'd sacrifice all those nights If I could make the earth and my dreams the same The only difference is To let love replace all of hate So let's go then Let's make our escape Come on, let's go then Let's ask and we'll stay
Starting point is 00:50:55 Can you take me higher To a place where the line might see Can you take me higher To a place where the wall is free So let's go there Let's go there Come on, let's go then, yeah let's go then, come on let's go then, let's ask can we stay. We've received a call.
Starting point is 00:51:41 Hello Coast, who's this? Yeah, I just want to put my vote in for the Rock 2000. Ross Boss, we've been trying to get your attention, mate, to see if we could still pee you off in 2020 with everything that's gone down. Are you enjoying back-to-back Creed on ZM? I mean, when I was in the bathroom in the toilet, sorry, the toilet, the phone rang five or six times.
Starting point is 00:52:04 I knew it had to be some sort of shit. Hey, I just want to read out a few texts, Ross. Someone said, Creed, this is brilliant. Someone said, I'm staying in a parked car just to see how many Creed songs we can get. Bloody bangers. I'm into this team. Keep it up.
Starting point is 00:52:22 We've come this far, so we may as well let Creed creed take us out here we go To a place where golden streams Can you take me higher? To a place where blind men see Can you take me higher To a place with golden dreams I mean, this word gets bandied around a lot these days, but that was iconic. It was.
Starting point is 00:53:15 Ross, boss, you know what they say. If you feel the need, play Triple Creed. No, you don't. It's a saying. You have to go with the saying. Luckily, we need to take an air break, so we'll meet you halfway. Is that one of their songs? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:34 How about nah? And just nah. We'll come back and play more Creed. I do want to Roger Farrelly look at Sound of Life. Oh, that can be arranged. Shout out to our friends at The Rock. If you guys are playing this, I'm coming over too. Speaking of gangster, kind of, right?
Starting point is 00:53:59 Speaking of gangsters. Creed is gangster. Winston Peters, Uncle Winnie P is back in the news for breaking the rules. Take a listen to this from last night's news bulletin. Winston Peters has been snapped taking a smoko break on Otago University's campus, which was meant to be
Starting point is 00:54:16 smoke-free. A video circulating on social media shows Peters and two other men smoking in front of a no-smoking sign. Its campus has been smoke-free since 2014. New Zealand First leader was in Dunedin meeting with students as part of his election campaign. He was having a cigarette on a smoke-free campus in front of a no smoking sign. I mean, how are you not going to vote for him?
Starting point is 00:54:43 He's just having a ciggy. He doesn't care. Well, you know what? He doesn't care. If he really cared about the young vote, he'd be getting onto the vape. True. And being photographed vaping. True.
Starting point is 00:54:54 I don't think he does care about the young vote. I don't think he cares about anything. I think that's the point of this. Interestingly, News Hub haven't reported on some of the other things that he was caught doing yesterday too So he was smoking in front of a no smoking sign They also caught him littering in front of a no littering sign They caught him skateboarding in front of a no skateboarding sign. That's a big fine.
Starting point is 00:55:26 Yeah. And possibly the biggest one, they caught him parking in a parents' park at the supermarket. Oh, no, I do that sometimes. And he doesn't have any parents. Oh, wait. Wait, are they for people with parents? Aren't they pram puns?
Starting point is 00:55:49 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was doing a joke. You made a joke about his dead parents. This story's a bit hard to wrap your head around, but a woman has found out her ex-husband was cheating on her three years after he left her. Wait, you can't cheat on someone three years after you leave them. That's not cheating.
Starting point is 00:56:15 That's just moving on with your life. No, but at the time. At the time. When he left her. She found out three years later. Oh, she found out three years later that she had been cheated on during their relationship. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:26 Right, right, right, right, right. So apparently back in 2015, this woman, Nikita, got married to a guy named Robert. They were in love. They had a small civil ceremony and then they decided that a couple of years later, August 2017, they were going to throw a big bash. Yeah. So they'd been married for a few years technically already
Starting point is 00:56:47 and then they were planning this big wedding in August and they were taking their mums to see the venues and organising all the details. All the usual bits. All that stuff. And then one day Robert came home and he said that he needed space. He wanted to put off the big planned extravagant wedding. He got cold feet. He got cold feet, but they were already married. Oh, he got cold feet, but they were already
Starting point is 00:57:11 married. They were already married. Like, you know. Maybe he doesn't like wedding cake. Maybe. Anyway, he eventually took some time away from her. He came back and he dropped a bombshell and said, I want a divorce. Whoa, right. Just out of nowhere, I want a divorce. That's it. Anyway, she tried to, you know, be like, what's wrong? Let's go to therapy. Like, I don't understand where this is coming from. And he was just like, I'm out.
Starting point is 00:57:38 Anyway. Always something fishy going on in those situations, I think. And she felt like there was. Yeah. Like in her gut instinct, she was like, there's something going on here. Something going on, yeah. But she didn't know. Anyway, so she was gobsmacked. Her whole family was gobsmacked. Anyway, three years later, you know, she starts getting these texts from her friends and family. And they're like, hey, have you seen what's happened
Starting point is 00:58:00 with Rob? Have you seen the stuff in the paper about Rob? Anyway, she was like, no, what the hell's going on? Anyway, eventually her best friend called her and she was like, have you seen the article about Rob in the paper? And she goes, no, I haven't seen it. And he goes, she goes, well, there's an article about him getting married and it talks about their whole love story and how they met and when they met and it was when you were still together.
Starting point is 00:58:31 There it is. There's the reason he wanted a surprise divorce. Whoa! So they broke up three years ago and the article was like, oh we met five years ago or something like that. Are you that stupid? Well, maybe he's not.
Starting point is 00:58:46 Well, he's obviously stupid for doing it. But if the new wife didn't know about the old wife. What are you going to say? He can't change the timeline. He can't pretend and go, yeah, we've been together for just on three years. She'll go, no, we've been together for five. And he's like, no, I'm pretty sure it's three. Yeah, but you can maybe, I don't know, distract her from putting it into the New York Times.
Starting point is 00:59:05 This is what I always worry with people who- Put it into the family newsletter. Yeah, who do full affairs and stuff. Yeah. How do you keep your story straight? How do you manage your timelines? How do you know how you know certain people through the- Colour coding.
Starting point is 00:59:23 Yeah, colour coding. You run a very strict colour coding system. How do you know what name to call them sometimes too? Some people run such intricate, like, you know, triple, quadruple lives. And it's at that point I go, how is this worth it? This seems like a lot of effort. Like a lot of effort.
Starting point is 00:59:39 You have to buy, you know, multiple presents. Oh, you're buying two birthday presents a year? You'd be so broke. Two Christmas presents? Guys, it's buying two birthday presents a year? You'd be so broke. Two Christmas presents? Guys, it's easier not to cheat. In this stage, it's just easier not to. You know how People magazine publish their 100 hottest men
Starting point is 00:59:56 in the world every year? I find the objectification of men in that magazine disgusting, but I'm keen to talk about it. You poor thing. Yeah, it's time to stop objectifying men. John Legend is the current hottest man in the world, which you'd have to agree with.
Starting point is 01:00:12 He's a great guy. You combine good looks with supreme musical talent and a voice of, like a silky voice. He's got the voice of an angel. And he seems like a great dad too. So he's been a great, thank you for your service to the hottest men, John Legend. It's almost time for you to retire. He said he's ready to give it up.
Starting point is 01:00:30 Who's been some of the past ones? Brad Pitt has been the world's hottest man. Leonardo DiCaprio has been the world's hottest man. Ryan Reynolds has been the world's hottest man before. They have to pick a new one though. It's like being the president. You can only do it for two terms. With Hottest Man, I think you can only do one term. Is that it? Yeah, and then you have to
Starting point is 01:00:49 retire your hotness. Get in, get out. So I thought, why don't we try and brainstorm who's the world's hottest man in 2020? Get some ideas, spitballing, and also a look into who we're each attracted to. And I thought for this, why don't we start with Producer Ben? Yeah, I'd love to know.
Starting point is 01:01:05 I want to know, according to you, Producer Ben, who is the current hottest man in the world? Probably Chris Hemsworth. Chris Hemsworth. Great option. He is very attractive. Another Australian man, but not many people know of him. Who is that?
Starting point is 01:01:21 Bree's brother. That's so weird, because I was going to say Bree's brother. Of course you did. Producer Anastasia, you've not met Bree's hot brother, so you can't say him or can you? Who's the current hottest man in the world, do you believe? I had Chris Hemsworth, but that's already been taken, so I'm going to go Idris Elba.
Starting point is 01:01:39 Idris Elba, there you go. Daddy. And a DJ too Sign me up Yeah You do not like his music No I'm down
Starting point is 01:01:51 I'm down with the music Bowie's a banger Yep You don't know a single Idris Elba song He can play me his music anytime You do not know a Hell yeah I do He's the hottest DJ in the
Starting point is 01:02:00 Looking to my eyes I can see where we're at Be a lot to me That's not him No he did a remix of it. Brie, who's the world's hottest man right now? I, this might be unpopular opinion, I think world's hottest man right now, Robert De Niro.
Starting point is 01:02:19 Why? Why specifically Robert De Niro? Because he's got experience. Yeah. I mean, he's a bit older, but he's a silver fox. Is he? And I think he gets better with age. Yeah, right. He's like a fine cheese.
Starting point is 01:02:31 See, I thought he peaked in Meet the Fockers. I thought that's when he was really at his sexual peak. But if you think 2020 Robert De Niro, like this is not a judgment thing. It's all about who you think. So yeah, Robert De Niro, that's fine. He's in. But if any Kiwis are listening right now, I think Jeremy will.

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