ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast – September 9th 2020

Episode Date: September 9, 2020

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Bula. All right, sorry. Bula. You ready? Bula, everybody, and welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. Bula to all of our Fijian listeners. Good, thank you. I was hoping-

We have some? When you said you're like, Bula, you're like, what are you talking about? I was like, mate, you're in Fiji. You know Bula? Bula. Bula. I, to be honest, had never really been to Fiji until I went over there to film Celebrity Treasure Island.

Fijian people are the nicest human beings ever. They're incredible people, yeah. They're so lovely and just so kind and genuine. Everything is bula bula. Yeah, bula bula. And everyone's happy and smiles at you. And they're just so lovely. They're great.

Hopefully we can get back to Fiji soon. Yes. Such a great place to go for a holiday. Where would be the first place you would pick to go? Sydney for a bender What? Sorry I've got some mates I haven't seen in ages

And you know Each year we're meant to go and do our Bledisloe Cup trip Where we book the hummusine and we go out to the game What time of year is that usually? It's been, it was last month It's been and gone What about you guys, producers?

What place would you pick the first place you could go? If you could only go one place, where would it be? Sorry. Don't apologise, mate. It's your holiday. Oh, Jesus, I don't know. Norway. Norway? I don't know. It interests me.

It's so random. Have you been? No, I've never been That's exciting I had flatmates that were from Norway They seemed lovely I knew a cat from Norway Did you?

Yeah stuck in a doorway Oh my god that was one of your bad bad jokes Is this the first place Anastasia got it I think only Anastasia got it She literally put her hands like up against her face What about Hercules Morse? He was as big as a horse Oh my god stop him now Anastasia got it. She literally put her hands like up against her face. What about Hercules Morse? He was as big as a horse. Oh my god. Stop

him now Anastasia. Where would you go? And Harry McCleary from Donaldson's Dairy. I love that book. Is this question the first place you're going or if you only travel to one place? First place. As soon as borders open, where are you going? Bali. Yeah I'm basic. Have you been to Bali? Nah

we went a couple years ago to Thailand and Vietnam. But we should have gone to Bali. Nah, but Thailand and Vietnam is like... Actually, Vietnam's way better. It's like woke Bali. Vietnam's my pick of all three. Bali's very Instagram, but Vietnam you get the history, yeah. But Bali, beautiful place.

I love Bali. No disrespect to the Balinese culture, but the Bali that you want to go to Yeah I think it's just the pool bars and stuff And Bali's perfect for that Yeah Perfect for a bender Oh yeah

Yeah it's great Especially with a group of people Alright so I'm going to Sydney for a bender She's going to Bali for a bender Ben's going to friggin Norway To be a weird moustache wearing weirdo And where are you going for your bender? I'm going home Aww Ben's going to frigging Norway to be a weird moustache-wearing weirdo. And where are you going for your bender?

I'm going home. I'm going home. I'm going home. To be honest, I'm just starting. But Detour on the way. Yeah, Detour on the way. Brisbane? Yeah, well, I have to go into Brisbane first. Yeah, a couple of nights in Brisbane.

Yeah. I'm just starting to come to, like, realisation in terms with the fact that I'm not going to see my family for Christmas or be able to go home. It's going to be, like, I was messaging my sister last night because she's having a bit of a hard time because she's had a baby and she's, you know, just getting used to it and all that stuff. And I kind of said to her, I was like, you need to obviously know

I'm not going to be able to come home for christmas and shit that makes me feel better she was like thank god now you've brightened my spirits yeah um no so more tiramisu for me yeah we're gonna have a um it's gonna really be shit you know it's the only christmas in my whole life that i won't be with my family really yeah it's part of growing up though is that you end up doing a Christmas away from your family but the first one would be hard. Yeah, but usually it's meant

for a good reason. Yeah. Like you're, you know, you're going to your partner's family and that's fine because you're still

with family but this is shit. Yeah. So I feel for anyone. And you will not be alone. There'll be so many people. I was just about to say I feel for anyone listening

because there's going to be heaps of people. And there's a lot of people who've got a lot worse. Like they can't. Man, if this frigging virus, eh? The worst part is, is that. How can we boycott the Batman movie? Why?

Because we're anti-bat. And actually, no, I take that back. It's not the bat's fault. It's not the bat's fault. The bat didn't ask to get eaten. Did we ever find out if it was actually a bat, though? I don't think they really know. Because there's still, yeah.

Are you going to say it was made in a lab? No. Jeez, conspiracy theory. Are you going to say it's 5G? Do you believe it's 5G? All I'm saying is that the podcasts I've listened to, they haven't actually determined whether it was or was. No, I don't think they know.

It could have been anything. I mean, there are people who are saying it might not have been the wet markets. The wet markets? Yeah, that's what they bought the pass for. Oh, right, right, right. Yeah, yeah. But I, yeah. Who knows?

I'm not a conspiracy theorist. Let's be real. It'd be nearly impossible to pinpoint the exact moment in time. Yeah. They know the exact person, right? Yes and no. It'd be pretty hard. They know the first person who had it, don't they?

No, I don't think they do. I don't think they do. I think They know the first person Who had it don't they Yeah but do they No I don't think they do I don't think they do I think they know The earliest person They know of Because there's genetic Sequencing that they do So the virus looks different

In different people Yeah And because of that There's different versions Of the virus And then I reckon There's people who have Like re-caught the virus as well

And then I think it changes Yeah Is that really rare People who have re-caught it Do you reckon No it is It's quite rare people who have recorded do you reckon i know it is it's quite rare is it and it's what i well what i've read about it and so many freaking experts and i hate this we're all facebook experts yeah to be honest none of us know shit we'll just shut the frig up yeah um wear a mask that is yeah just wear a mask and stay home stay home if you

feel ill i um went to the physio the other day and this girl who I've met once came up to me and pointed this thing at my forehead. Oh, yeah. And I was like, whoa. It's weirdly dehumanising, eh? Yeah, it's strange. But isn't that amazing technology that they can point this thing at your head and be able to tell your temperature

within a couple of seconds? It's pretty cool. Yeah, it's not new technology though. Oh, but I've never seen them until now. When I worked in a gas station in the 2000s, we had one of those to check the temperature of the milk. Really? Yeah, and you could do it from the other side of the room. See, I'd never seen one of those before.

So you bet, because there's nothing to do in the gas station. Does it come up with a little light? Yeah, it's like a laser beam, and so the dot will be on whatever you pointed at, and you can see the temperature of that thing. So I was very confused, because my mum just used to stick a thermometer up my bum say my temperature did the physio give you that option yeah he did yeah um and you said no i said no this time just because i was in a rush complimentary thermo bum it's nothing to be snuffed at can they do that they can take your temperature through your anus can't they of course

they can yeah yeah and then what was the other one? Armpit. Under your armpit, yeah. And then under the tongue. Did you guys ever get medication as kids? Up the anus? Yeah. What? No.

No. No, I never got medication in the anus. Yeah, that's weird. Did you? Oh, no. No. You did. No.

What was it? Cough medicine. Oh, no. He's talking. I know, Brie. I think you're being very vulgar right now. I think I need some of that. Just you get the scissor.

When Lucy was pregnant and we were doing antenatal class, they were talking to you about birthday. And when it happens, sometimes the woman can get very nauseous and they're also inatal class. Yeah. They were talking to you about birthday and like when it happens, sometimes the woman can get very nauseous and they're also in a lot of pain and if they need to have some Panadol, sometimes if they're vomiting, they can't keep the Panadol down.

So you put it up there. So husbands, it's time to step up. Or partners, rather. I should say partners. It might be time to step up and administer the Panadol in their nose. It's not weird. Well, I said to Lucy on the way home.

Well, we know something about you now. On the way home in the car, I said to her, babe, I'll do that for you. And she just looked at me and she goes, fuck off. Yeah, I can imagine. I love Lucy. She doesn't take no bullshit. I will do that for you. I would do anything for love and I will do that.

I don't know if I could push something up my partner's butthole. Nah, I don't like that idea. I would do it if it was going to help them. No, if she was to do it up her partner. That'd be gross. That'd be weird. Excuse me? Alright, play us out, Podcast Dolphin. Perfect timing.

Anastasia needs to take her cough syrup. Hey Google, what's the time? It's 3pm. Give or take a minute. Alexa, play ZM on iHeartRadio. Playing ZM on iHeartRadio. Hey, Siri, when are Bree and Clint on? Bree and Clint are on air in five, four, three, two, one.

Who wants a chicken parmigiana? Me. Well, you're in luck because we've just put 500 of them on sale. Have we? Yeah. Have they gone live? I believe they've gone live. Ben, are the chicken parmigianas live?

Yep, we are 100% live now. Oh, they are. They're up there. We've shared Bree's secret parmigiana recipe with the good people at Juke Joint in Auckland at Brothers Brewery in Mount Eden, and they're currently on the GrabOne website for $20 each. If we can sell 500 of these, then Duke Joint are going to donate the $5,000 to the Cancer Society. How cool is that?

Yeah, it's amazing. And people get to enjoy a meal. You get to donate to a really good charity. Yes. I mean, it's a win-win. And there's really good beers there as well. Because it's a brewery. Get the Mexican one.

Mexican beer. Yeah, he said it was named the Mexican or something. Yeah, right. It's really good. Ben, how do people find this? If they want to go and buy a $20 chicken parmigiana, how do they go and get it? It's just on the GrabOne main page at grabone.co.nz.

The homepage of grabone.co.nz. You'll see our big ugly heads on there. Yeah. And the big parmigiana. And the big parmigiana. And the big parmigiana. There's only 500 of them. Two people have bought one already. We're only doing 500.

So if you want one, you need to get them before they go. I think, you know, it's probably going to be a regular menu item. Well, don't say that. No, I'm hoping because it's my recipe. No, but don't say that. You've got to say, this will never be back. Limited time only. If you don't buy one

of these, we will never get another chance. I will sue them if they keep it on the menu. Grabone.co.nz and producer Anastasia is going to put a swipe up link on our Bree and Clint Instagram story so you can go and get one of those as well. Really good charity to support

and you get a parmigiana too. Yep, the best kind of charity. Thank you for all the suggestions on what to talk about Charity to support and you get a parmigiana too. Yep, the best kind of charity. Bree and Clint. Thank you for all the suggestions on what to talk about and we have decided to talk about... gender reveals. Is that what we're talking about? Yeah, we're going to talk about gender reveals.

The story in the States at the moment of the couple who did a gender reveal that has caused a massive wildfire. Oh, I've seen this. So they got a device which let off smoke to say what gender the baby was. It was a smoke bomb. Smoke bomb, yeah. I think, yeah, a smoke bomb. In the height of summer in California,

and it has grown to a fire which is covering 30 square kilometres and is currently using more than 500 firefighters to put it out. All for a gender reveal party. Is it worth it? Is it worth it? I mean, to be honest, I'm a bit over all the generic ones. Gender reveals? Yeah.

Oh, well, then you'll be into this one. You'll be into bushfire gender reveal. No, well, I'm not into that part. But, I mean, at the start of it, it was a smoke bomb or a firecracker. It's been done. All right. What would you do then? I'd probably, you know, go for something a little more like in my ballpark.

Yeah. Like get some tyres and do one of those burnout gender reveals. A gender reveal burnout. Yeah. You know, there was a gender reveal burnout that also caused a fire last year. Okay, back to the drawing board. Because the car caught fire. Yeah, that makes sense.

That makes sense. What else could you do? Do a gender reveal that doesn't involve any form of pyrotechnics because there's gender reveal fireworks as well. Yeah, don't use fireworks. Fireworks never end well. What about some, run through a couple of them and you tell me if you like them or not.

Okay. Gender reveal. So you're pro gender reveal burnout. We've established that. If it's the right type of weather. In a controlled environment. Controlled environment with a professional driver. Gender reveal cake where you cut into the cake.

Nah, it's been done a few times. But it's safe. Yeah, but it's been done. And you get to eat cake. Okay, all right, all right. It's your gender reveal. Gender reveal balloon where they pop the balloon and the confetti comes out of the balloon and it's pink or blue.

Nah. Game done. Gender reveal machine gun, where machine gun shoots a gender reveal bomb which is filled with gender reveal coloured smoke. No. Okay. No guns, no guns. Well, I don't know where you stand.

You're like, no, cake's generic. And then you're like, no, I don't want a you stand You're like no, cake's generic And then you're like no, I don't want a machine gun Somewhere in between Something not as lame as a cake But something not as crazy as a gun Okay, how about gender This is a weird one

Gender reveal text message And you just text the people who actually are interested In what gender the baby is See that's nice That's unusual. It's different. Gender reveal conversation where you go, yeah, it's a boy. What about you go to a strip club

and they pull their chaps off and whatever colour their knickers are, that's what gender the baby is. Is the stripper having the baby? No. Right. They're just a part of the gender reveal. No, you just get booked to do the gender reveal party. Boom! Surprise! I like it.

Get some more work for the strippers. There's no fire involved, usually. This is massive, massive news out this morning about the Kardashians, Dean. I just need a second. Today, there's been a death in Hollywood. The Kardashians are not returning ever again.

They're done. I can honestly say this is like a, it's kind of like a day in mourning. I've been wearing all black. So the keeping up with the Kardashian today are done and dusted. This will be their last season, 2021 Kim Kardashian, all the Kardashians released a statement on their Instagram today. Shad day Hollywood.

Why will it 14 years later, 20 seasons and millions of billions of dollars, actually hundreds of hours of dollars actually, hundreds of hours of show. They're done. They're just done and dusted. They've had 12 different spin-offs. Remember when Kim took Miami with Khloe and then Kourtney took Dallas with

Lamar? Can't even keep up. But here is the deal. It's done and dusted after all these years and I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news everyone. So what's the reason? I've seen Kim's post. She's put up a retro poster and she said we want to thank Ryan Seacrest who produced the show and E! Channel who screened the show

but what is the real reason that they are finishing the show because it is, whether you like it or not it's incredibly popular and successful that show. They've got enough money. Maybe that's the reason. Definitely got enough money. Honestly, I think that they's the reason. Is that the reason? Definitely got enough money. Honestly, I think that they were like,

let's just finish on top. Let's not sag into that. Because the numbers have dwindled over the last few years. Let's not, you know, like they really have. They're not like, it doesn't rate like it used to. But I will say, I honestly think from a strategic point of view, they just went, all right, we are at the top. They love us.

We've got all these other businesses on the go. Everyone knows who we are now. Like, there's no more, they don't need to get any more press for that. And I just think they went, okay, we're busy with our own things. Kim also wants to be taken very seriously. I reckon she would have been the one that really drove this.

She wants to be a lawyer, as you know, and her husband's running for president, as you also know. So I don't know. I think it's just, it's had its run. Also, it's from a different time. You've got to remember it's been going for 14 years. Everything that happens in this family now breaks on social media or on other news sites.

So it's very hard for them to produce a TV show that comes out three or four months afterwards to have anything new inside it, I think, as well. They always talk about too, Dean, like especially Chloe, who's been through a lot of horrible stuff in the last however many years with her, you know, fiance or husband or boyfriend, Tristan Thompson,

when he cheated on her when she was pregnant. She said it's really hard when, because all that stuff, like you said, comes out in the media and then they have to relive it when the show goes to air like nine months later. I thought you were talking about her previous husband or boyfriend who cheated on her.

And that also went down in the show. She's been through the bloody wars and maybe she just wants to live her life a little bit more normally. There you go. That's it. The death of a dynasty keeping up with the Kardashians is officially over. If you want to reminisce

though, some of the really early seasons are on Netflix at the moment. Are they? And it's horrific. It's fun to watch and try and pick which one's which because they look completely different. It's so bad. Like, the show is just so different and terrible. That's the latest.

Brought to you by Old El Paso. You can launch into mess-free Mexican with their new tortilla pockets. Brie and Clint. Brie's famous chicken parmigiana's just gone on sale on grabone.co.nz. It's a very proud moment. We're selling 500 of them with our friends at Duke Joint in Mount Eden at Brothers Brewery there.

Once those 500 are gone, that's it, and Duke Joint are going to donate 50% of all the sales to the Cancer Society. If we sell 500 of these, they're only 20 bucks for a parmigiana coleslaw and chips. If we sell 500, they're going to donate $5,000 to the Cancer Society. Which is awesome. So, yeah, if you feel like doing something a little bit nice for someone else and yourself because you get a parmy out of it, then go on to grab.

Yeah, it's not completely selfless. You get a chicken parmigiana. Go on to grab one. It'll be the first thing that comes up on the page. In other news, food-based news, McDonald's are suing the king.

Kind of, kind of. I was going to say, what did the king do? Not really the king because it's the Australian version. It's Hungry Jack's. In Australia, Hungry Jack's have launched a new burger. If people don't know, Burger King in Australia is Hungry Jack's.

It's the same. And no one knows why. The whole world has Burger King. It's very confusing. Except Australia, they're like, nah, hate it. We're the only ones that changed it. Did you know what Burger King was when you moved to New Zealand? Yeah, I did.

You did? We all know that Hungry Jack's is meant to be Burger King. Oh, you do know that? We do know that. It's not like a surprise. No, no, no. We know. Because it's a big surprise for Kiwis when we first go to the Gold Coast.

You're like, what the hell is Hungry Jack's? You're like, what's a Hungry Jack's? You go and you're like, oh, you guys have ripped off Burger King. You're like, no, we are Burger King. No, sir, you're in Burger King. It's the same. It's just Hungry Jacks. Yeah.

Anyway, Hungry Jacks have launched a new burger and it looks delicious and the burger they've launched is called The Big Jack. The Big Jack?

Big Jack. Okay. Oh, right. Sounds very similar to another burger that sold at McDonald's. To the McChicken. Close to that one,

yeah, sure. Big Jack in itself you would get away with, except that the Big Jack is a- I don't know if you would get away with just Big Jack. It's got three buns, two patties, onions, lettuce, cheese. It looks very bloody similar. Special sauce. It's the Big Mac, except they've called it the Big Jack. They've just gone-

Why have they done that when they know they would piss off Rob? So they're getting sued, and I reckon that's why they've called it the Big Jack. They've just gone. Why have they done that when they know they would piss off the world? So they're getting sued, and I reckon that's why they've done it. They've gone, yeah, it's a big, big publicity. Oh, publicity. I think that's what it is. Yeah, but imagine, what if they sue them for heaps? I know. How many Big Jacks do you have to sell to be able to handle that kind of publicity?

Wait, which one's the Big Jack? See, this is the problem. Which one of those? Oh, it's the one on the left. Is it? I think, yeah, it is. Does producer Ben know? Is it the one on the left? We're looking at two. Yeah, the one on the left is the Hungry Jack's one. Oh, you can tell

because of the flame-grilled lines. Oh, they look similar, though. Oh, it got me thinking. If Burger King's version, or Hungry Jack's version of the Big Mac is the Big Jack, what would KFC's version of the Big Mac be? The Big Mac, so... Big...

The Big Chick. Big Crack. The Big Chick. Big Chick, yeah, okay. The Big Cluck. The Big Cluck. Big Cluck, okay, yeah. Big Cluck.

What would Wendy's version of a Big Mac be? See, I don't shop at Wendy's that much because we don't have it in Aussie, so you're going to need to take this one. Oh, Big Mac, Wendy's Big... The Big Baconator. Big Mac Wendy's. The Big Baconator. Big Whack.

Is that a Baconator? I think they already have a burger called the Big Baconator. Burger Fuel. Burger Fuel. They have really fun, cool names at Burger Fuel. Big Fac. The Mac Attack. No, that's already up.

Is it? The Mac Attack. The Mac Attack. Where's the up Is it? Yeah The Mac Attack The Mac Attack Where's the Mac Attack? At McDonald's Is it? Yeah it's just when you get Two Big Macs Is it?

Yeah that's what a Mac Attack is Oh I was thinking of The Pounder Quarter Pounder No no It's not a Quarter Pounder It's four Quarter Pounders And you put them together

It's called The Pounder That sounds like Something else as well. Yeah. Bree and Clint. We got a text earlier that we thought might be an interesting conversation to have because someone texted us and they said that they've been friends with someone for a long time and recently they said to them that they like them more than friends.

They've got feelings for them. They caught feelings. Yes. they said to them that they like them more than friends. They've got feelings for them. They caught feelings. Yes. Their friend unfortunately said, I don't feel the same. I just see you as a friend. Yeah. And they were asking us, can you still be friends with that person after something like that happens?

Tricky. I want to say not probably right away no I don't think so right away I think you need maybe a little bit of breathing time like give it a little bit of space and then maybe eventually this conversation is so hard because people say you can't die wondering

and if you love somebody you have to let them know you owe it to yourself and you owe it to them but it doesn't always go well especially if it's someone you have an existing relationship with. And some people react really badly to this. Some people go, this is... Why would you do this to me?

Yeah, why would you do this to our friendship? You're my best friend. Now I'm going to lose my best friend. Now I'm going to lose my best friend. Or it complicates our friendship. Yeah. Yeah. Because I don't find you attractive.

Usually, I think, I mean, there definitely would be circumstances where someone else goes, I feel the same. Oh, 100%. But, I mean, there definitely would be circumstances where someone else goes, I feel the same. Oh, 100%. But I mean. I'm not trying to scare anybody out of ever doing this. I'd say it's probably leaning more towards the other way. That.

Usually they don't. Yeah, right. Usually they love you. The way this usually happens is you guys get drunk and then something happens. Yeah. That's the way you usually find out that you guys have got feelings for each other. A true love story.

A true Kiwi love story. How did you guys meet? Oh, we were friends for ages and then we just slept together and now we've got three kids. Yeah. Now we're married. Yeah. It's a tricky one. In the past, when I have been friends with someone and then they've told me that they,

and don't look at me like that. Oh, here we go. It has happened to me. You're like, it happens to me so often. No, it isn't. How often? Twice. Okay, it's happened to me twice.

Has it ever happened the other way around? Have you ever caught feelings for a friend? No. No, I keep my feelings in a box. Oh, listen to you. You're like, I've never been broken up with. People only fall for me and I have to just bat them away. I have to hit them away from me.

I couldn't stay friends with the person because it was too weird. Why? Okay, because it was too weird. For you or for them? For me. So I was like, I thought we were mates and we're not. You just wanted me for my body. What was his name?

Shut up. But I wouldn't be offended if that happened. No. It was a joke. I wouldn't be able to reciprocate the feelings. No, because you're not into that. But if you were, look out. Look out.

Tie me down, boys. We're going to ask you a question this afternoon on 0800DIALZM. Have you fallen for a friend? Maybe you ended up telling them and they felt the same. Yeah, maybe you've got a success story. Or maybe you told them and it ended badly. Yeah. Or

maybe you've never told them. Maybe you still have feelings for that friend and they have no idea about it. You can remain anonymous. Yes. But yeah, call us up. 0800 DIAL ZM. Did you fall for a friend? Bree and Clint.

Did you fall for a friend? Yeah. Or maybe a friend fell for you. A friend of the show has texted our text machine and said, hey, I've had this happen. I caught feelings for a friend of mine and I want to know. They don't feel the same. Can we still be friends afterwards?

This is where one of my first real relationships came from. A friend telling you they had feelings for you? Yeah. Really? Yep. And it was after we accidentally kissed because of a dare. Yeah. It was like a bit of fun, light game, first time we'd ever kissed.

And then afterwards, yeah, they pretty much said, I can't stop thinking about it. I've got feelings for you. And we dated for like five years after that. You were just telling me this story. I didn't realise it resulted in a relationship. I thought this was a tragedy. No.

You said they said, I've got feelings for you. And I thought it went, oh, awkward. No. Well, they ended up chasing me for about six months. And then I was like, okay, no, I need to stop lying to myself. I have feelings for you as well. Whoa. Okay, you're a success story. Yeah, five years we dated I need to stop lying to myself. I have feelings for you as well. Whoa. Okay, your success story.

Yeah, five years we dated. Okay, so it can work. We're asking you guys if you've fallen for a friend. Hi, Becky. Hi, Becky. Hi, guys, how are you? Good, thanks. Have you fallen for a friend?

Yeah, so we went for four years, and I was in a relationship and he wasn't. And then I broke up with the said relationship. And I just was like, well, we've felt vibes, but we obviously didn't act on it because we're not into that kind of thing when you're in a relationship. Yeah.

And then I just said, oh, look, I'm real, like I quite like you. And he was like, oh, I like you too. We've been together four years and we're getting married next January. Whoa! Congratulations. I've got, like, I quite like you. And he was like, oh, I like you too. We've been together four years and we're getting married next January. Whoa! Congratulations. I've got to ask, was there ever any issues in your former relationship

around this friend? Like, did your partner ever get vibes and they're like, I don't like you hanging out with such and such? Yeah, kind of. Like, it was always like, oh, you're always hanging out with him. And I'm like, but he's a good friend. Yeah. We never did anything. No, no, no. I'm like, but he's a good friend. Yeah. But we never did anything.

No, no, no. I'm not saying you did. No, no. But he's got the vibe. But obviously you guys were the right fit. You guys just didn't know it yet, but your partner did. Yeah. How did you build the courage, Becky?

Did you have a few lemonades? No, I was just like, sure, let's just. I knew we knew each other really well. And so I was like, look, let's just We knew each other really well And so I was like, look, I'm going to be totally honest What do you do with your friends? Do you start with like a dinner date Or do you just go straight down to a pash? What's the first?

So we actually, I invited him up to my parents' house Whoa! And he just came and stayed And then after that, it was like boom Boom! Now we're getting married Okay, there you go Hey, success story, I love it You've inspired a lot. I was getting married. Okay. There you go. Hey, success story.

I love it. You've inspired a lot of people there. Jess is here. Jess, did you fall for a friend? Hi, Brianne Clinton. Yes, I did. Tell us, Jess, what happened? We worked together when we were 17.

Fast forward to 19, which is our marriage. Fast forward to 19. I told her I liked her. She reciprocated. We dated for about three weeks, and then we broke up. Fast forward seven years, I got the courage to tell her I was actually still in love with her. And then we dated.

It was about six months. I was actually living in Oz, and she was still in New Zealand. So we sort of did the long-distance back-and-forth thing. And then I was like, this isn't working. So we broke up. Yeah. And we're still best friends five years later. So this has been a bit of a...

God, you're such a Ross and Rachel, honestly. That is a rollercoaster. Off again. But you're still friends. That's the main bit. Yeah, we are. Yeah, we're still best friends. Eventually you're going to end up together

because that's what happens on Friends with Ross and Rachel. Yeah. I currently have a girlfriend, Brie. Oh, I mean, I hope she doesn't listen to this show. But that's a good point. Does your girlfriend know the backstory of your friend? Oh, 100%. Yeah, right.

Because that would really put the shits up you in a relationship. You'd be like, oh, God, you love this person, don't you? It was a conversation before me and my partner got together. Yeah. But it was like, this is how it is. This is my friendship with my best friend, X. Yeah. If you don't like it, then see you later.

Wow. But you could just be like, you know, I had a couple of goes. It wasn't for me. I'm on to you now. I like you at the moment. I like you, yeah. This is so interesting. We'll just take one more.

Elisa, hi. Hi. Hi, guys. How are you? Good. Did you at the moment. These are so interesting. We'll just take one more. Elisa, hi. Hi. Hi, guys. How are you? Good. Did you fall for a friend, Elisa? No, so my best friend fell for me. He didn't turn up to our wedding and I was really upset we didn't talk for about six months and then it came

out that he declared his love for me. I'm still with my husband who found the whole thing hilarious. No way, Elisa. Your best friend boycotted your wedding Because he was secretly in love with you Yeah so he didn't turn up And then it all came out about six months later Wait Elisa please tell me

He was your best friend You had to have some sort of an idea Or no you didn't at all I thought I honestly I thought he was gay Whoa Yeah and then it just came out Straight out of left field You didn't at all? I thought, honestly, I thought he was gay. Whoa. Yeah, yeah. And then it just came out straight out of left field. Okay, well then you're the perfect person to answer this for us then

because our original texter asked if you can stay friends after this happened. Are you guys, he was your best friend. Did you stay friends? We're friends, but we're definitely not best friends. Yeah. You couldn't be as close. No, he still kind of jokes. He's like, oh, you know, one day when you get divorced and we're definitely not best friends. Yeah. You couldn't be as close. No, he still kind of jokes. He's like, oh, you know, one day when you get divorced and we're together,

and I'm like, ah, no. You're like, ha, ha, ha, I'm not going to do that. Yeah. Amazing call. Thanks, Elisa. That's a crazy story. He just doesn't turn up. Power move.

For you guys. And then we get sat down with a makeup artist and a hair person and they make us look fantastic. Yeah, way better than what we normally look like. But it is a journey into self-consciousness that you've never experienced before because you have to stand there against this white backdrop where people take photos of you.

And what do you do with your hands? And then it's lit up so you get to see every angle and it just shows every part of your body. It's really confronting. But it is part of the job. It is part of the job. Anyway, last night, because you and I both put fake tans on last night. Well, yeah.

Well, your wife put a fake tan on you. I asked my wife to put a fake tan on me. I needed to get the follow-up. Did you do the whole body? The whole bod? Yeah. Because I wore a short-sleeved shirt. She just did my face.

Right. My arms from like halfway down my upper arm. She didn't even do the full arm. Nah, I don't think she wanted to waste any of her good tan on me. Yeah, that's fair. She's got a really nice Bondi sense. She definitely wouldn't have used her glove on your bits. No, no.

Because you throw that glove away after that. She's not't have used her glove on your bits. No, no, no. Because you throw that glove away after that. She's not interested in anything to do with my bits. Yeah, you put that glove away. She did three quarters of my arm, my face and my decolletage. Oh, yeah, your decolletage. Is that what it is? Decolletage, whatever, yeah. My upper chest area.

I ended up doing my decolletage and realised I've got eczema on my neck, which it just highlighted the fake tan just stuck to it. Why did you do your deglutage when you didn't even get your cleave out in any of the shots? Yeah, in a few. Well, my deglutage is out, not my cleavage because my boobs sit too low now. But my deglutage is out.

Do you know the people who took our photos said to us, if you guys want, we can give you a boob lift. It's amazing what they can do in post. Yeah, in Photoshop. Yeah. And I said, yes, please.

You know what's really awkward? Yeah, you did want one. I was sitting there last night. I had to sit naked in my room for three hours after I put the tan on. Did you put a towel down?

Yeah, I put a towel down. I've got my fake tanning towel. But all my flatmates are in the house. I find it so awkward to be naked, I realised last night. Yeah. Because I'm just not a naked person. No. I know what you mean.

Yeah. I find it, I feel very... You like it though, don't you? No, I don't. Oh, do I like it? I think you like it. I feel very naughty. Oh, yeah, see, I don't... You like it though, don't you? No, I don't. Oh, do I like it? I think you like it. I feel very naughty. Oh, yeah, see, I don't...

No. Like if there's no one home and say, I don't have a towel and I've had a shower and I get out of the shower and I have to go to the laundry cupboard and there's no one home, oh, I feel very naughty going to get that towel completely naked.

Yeah, you're a strange unit. Especially because the neighbours can see straight into the house as well. Bree and Clint. Let's have a round of Nickname Origins. You alright? Yeah, but if it sounds like I'm having a stroke, I'm usually just looking for the right button to push.

I'll be on the lookout for that. However, don't ever... I'll give you mouth-to-mouth. Do you want it? No, thank you. Okay, just checking. Not sure if that's what you do. Anyway, let's play Nickname Origins.

Best Nickname Origin Story is going to win free mobile fuel, and we're going to guess that origin story from your nickname. That's right. Hi, Hayley. Hi. Hang on a second, Hayley. Are we one short for Nickname Origins? Okay, we're one person short.

If you want to play, call us now, 0800 dials at M. Hayley, let's start with you. What's your nickname? Hurricane Hayley. Hurricane Hayley. It means, well, I reckon it's two of them. She's a nightmare on the piss. Or she's a hurricane in the sack.

Oh. She blows straight through. She's there and then she's gone Let's go That's what I meant by that She causes a bit of ruckus After a few jars On the lemonades Hurricane Hayley

Are you a bit of a nightmare on the RTDs? No, I've been called it since I was little I was really accident prone And just a bit like a hurricane So we were half right Just just not the alcohol bit. Pretty much. Sure. You know what the Italian name for that is?

What? My nonna always used to say, you little terramoto. Terramoto. Terramoto, like a little tornado. Like a nightmare. Hurricane. Yeah, right, okay. Amy, hi.

Hi, Amy. Hi there. What's your nickname? So my nickname is Weasel. Weasel. Weasel. We have had a weasel recently. It's because she's small and nimble.

Or you can't trust her. Oh, yeah. Weasels can't be trusted, can they? She's a snitch. Maybe she's a pop, pop goes the weasel. Pop goes the weasel. Maybe she likes to pop champagne a lot. Maybe she eats the eggs of native birds before they're hatched.

Weasel. I do love a raw egg. Weasel, weasel, Amy, weasel. I think she looks like a weasel. She looks like a weasel. Oh, that's mean. No, weasels can be cute. Okay, Amy, they call you weasel because you look like a cute little weasel?

No, I actually used to do cheerleading back in school, and there's a certain part of a dance our coach made us do, and she always thought every time I did it, she thought of the song Pop Goes the Weasel. Did they throw you up in the air? Yeah, I did get thrown in the air sometimes, but I also did the throwing, so a bit of both. Okay.

Right, okay. She was a utility. Don't know if we're ever going to get that one. Alex, hi. Hi, Alex. Hi, how's it going? Good, mate. Turn that radio down and tell us what your nickname is.

My nickname is Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly hair. He's got curly hair. That's the obvious one. His favourite kind of chip is a curly fry. Yeah.

Curly. Maybe he is a curly fry. Yeah. Curly. Maybe he has a big bush. I want to go with that. Do you? He laughed. I got the nickname at work. I was using a skill saw with a cord, and I cut the cord while using the skill saw,

and my boss said, oh, mate, if you're not careful, you'll get some curly curtains from me. Curly curtains. Kind of right. Yeah, the bush, yeah, it's close, yeah, yeah. Did you electrocute yourself when you cut through the power cord? No, I was very, very lucky.

That's what I was going to say. It's just a power cord now, yeah. Okay. Very lucky. And what, that name stuck? And now, yeah, everyone calls me Curly. Even people who don't know me, they're like, oh, they introduced me as Curly, not my name. And do you have curly hair?

Nope. Even better. Okay. Hurricane, Weasel or Curly? Who's getting the free mobile fuel today? I think probably Curly. I like the pube one. Okay.

Hey, pube boy, you've won free mobile fuel. Oh, wonderful. Thank you. Sorry, Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly.ube Boy, you've won free mobile fuel. Oh, wonderful. Thank you. Sorry, Curly. Curly. Curly. Curly. We'll sort you out.

Be a bit more careful at work, okay, Curly? Thank you very much. And don't put knives in toasters, Curly. Yeah, Curly. This is my bit for the show, and now I've become the victim. Well. Look, look, look. This is the news story. A dairy factory near Matamata has been fined $137,000

for discharging an objectionable odour. What's the odour? They haven't said what it is, but the... Can you assume? Oh, it's got to be something like a dairy mess. The residents in the area described it as nauseating, in some cases triggering it as nauseating, in some cases triggering dry reaching and vomiting,

and the smell was so bad it caused some people to seek medical attention. Now, I wanted to do with this a quick round the room so we could try and figure out what is the worst smell. Boring! What I wanted to do was blindfold Clint and get him to smell things and we're going to call the game, oh, what is that? And guess whose idea won? You know I've got a weak stomach. Yeah, this is why this game's so much better.

Put a double blindfold on, please. We don't want any peeking. Producer Anastasia, could you make your way through the studio, please? Can you please hand Clint item number one in? Oh, what is that? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, don't. He's not allowed to touch it.

I don't want to touch it. No. Unless it's in a bowl or something. No, no. You're not allowed to touch it because that gives away something. You just need to smell. Okay. All right. Don't let it touch me. away something. You just need to smell. Okay. All right.

Don't let it touch me. Okay. Don't let it touch me. Okay. All right. Is it ready? What is that? Touch me.

Don't let it touch me. You're running into it. Stop moving, Anastasia. Okay. Just put it under his nose. What is that? It's a spoon of coffee. That's correct.

You've got one from one so far. I was so scared. Let's go. Then it was warm. Item number two in, oh, what is that? Here it comes. Don't touch me. That's an old banana.

Oh, you know I've got a phobia of used fruit. It is a banana from the bin. I will... All right. I will sniff it, but don't let it touch me. Okay, here comes the third item in. Ew, what is that? Oh, that's an old sock.

That's Ben's sock or a shoe. It's a shoe or a sock. Oh, it smells like foot. My shoe. I hate this game. Is that it? Hey, you've got three from three and that's the end of... Oh, what is that? Is it really your show?

You need to change your insoles, mate. That is not on. They're not that bad. That is rotten. A friend of mine dropped this really weird bombshell on me last night and I was talking to her and I was like, you know, what have you been up to? And she's like, oh, I was like, how's your relationship going?

And we were just chatting about things. And then she just slipped into conversation that her and her partner have made a new purchase. But I don't think it's very common these days, the purchase that they made. She goes, oh, yeah, me and, you know, such and such, we just, we bought a new bed. And I was like, oh, yeah, what, you know, what bed did you buy?

Like, what does it look like? She goes, oh, we bought a water bed. And I was like, pardon me? She goes, yeah, you know, like a water bed, you know, not that unusual. Very popular back in the day. I yeah, you know, like a waterbed, you know, not that unusual. Very popular back in the day. I mean, you know them, Clint. You had one.

Yeah, and I know what you're doing here. You're setting up my history with waterbeds for all to see. You love a waterbed, don't you? Did your whole family have waterbeds? So I come from a waterbed family. Mum and dad had a queen-size waterbed. And then all the kids had waterbeds. And then me and my brother had matching single waterbeds.

Single waterbeds, yeah. Who buys a single waterbed? And then when I became a teenager and I got my own room and I got to move out to the sleeper. You didn't buy a double waterbed. I went into the Rotorua Daily Post, into the classified section and found a double waterbed for sale. Wait, did you buy a used waterbed?

Yeah, bought a used waterbed. Because they're not like regular beds. You can just wipe them down. To be honest, waterbed buying a used one isn't as gross. No, because like I said, you just give it a spray and wipe and wipe it down and then you're good to go. So here's the thing. If you come from a waterbed family,

there's nothing weird about having a waterbed. But then when you're released into the real world as an adult and you realise no one else has a waterbed or when then when you're released into the real world as an adult, and you realise no one else has a waterbed, or when you turn 16 and your girlfriend comes over for the first time and she sits on your bed and she goes, oh, why is it moving? She's like, what the hell is this? It's not the 70s. Yeah, you realise

that waterbeds are not really a thing. I said to her, I was like, I don't know about that. Don't know about that purchase. Anyway, I decided to investigate earlier today and I called a bed shop because I wanted to get to the bottom of it. Maybe I'm the weird one and everyone is buying waterbeds. So I called up in search of a waterbed.

I think we've lost that call. Oh, no. Have we lost it? Yeah. Oh. Well, anyway, this is awkward, isn't it? This is live radio, baby. Where's it gone?

I actually did call a bed shop and I asked them if they had any water beds and he goes, a what? And I was like, a water bed, a water mattress. He goes, what the hell? He didn't even know what it was. So where did your friends get it from? I don't know. They bought a water So where did your friends get it from? I don't know. They bought a waterbed. Where did they get it from? Obviously

people, there's places that still sell them. Yeah. But not every normal bed shop just has a section of waterbeds. For the record, I'm a reformed waterbed user. I no longer use a waterbed. Why? You figured out that they don't provide good support? No, I love my waterbed. No girlfriend I've

ever had has enjoyed the waterbed. How do you? What? Oh, okay. You'd have to have very good balance. No, you can get waveless ones and they've got a big bit of sponge inside them that stops the waves.

Pardon me? Yeah, yeah. What, there's like an island in the middle? Yeah, it just stops the water from sloshing around. What, so when you have activities on, you can use the island? No, no, no, no, no, no. You swim to the island? No, the water never moves.

Oh. So when you're in the bed, the water, it's not like you don't slosh backwards and forwards. It just keeps everything very calm. Well, how is that a waterbed then? Because it's a normal mattress. Because it's got water in it and it's constantly warm. That's why it's a waterbed. Oh.

Yeah. Oh, but that's not the same experience, is it? Surely there's people out there. I know they're retro, but there's surely people out there who have still got water in it and it's constantly warm. That's why it's a waterbed. Oh. Yeah. Oh, but that's not the same experience, is it? Surely there's people out there. I know they're retro, but there's surely people out there who have still got waterbeds. That's what I want to know. Is there people listening right now? Are you thinking in your car, what is this idiot talking about? Oh, I've got a waterbed.

It's the best bloody thing ever. Yeah, where are my waterbed people at? Yeah, where are the waterbed people at? Is there a community? Is there a Facebook group? We'd love to get to know you. Are you still using a waterbed? Are you willing to call up and tell us about your life?

Has it punctured recently? Because that's the other great risk with a waterbed. They can puncture. They can puncture, yeah. 0800 DIAL ZM. Do you own a waterbed? Or you can text us on 9696. Welcome to the 70s because we're asking you, do you own a waterbed?

There must be someone out there still running one. We need some Barry White to play under this. Oh, yeah, we can get some Barry White. You know, when we're talking about waterbeds, is it the 70s where they had their big, like, surgence? Because you had them in the 90s. I had one in the 2000s. Clint grew up in the 2000s.

His whole family were a family of waterbed users. Is this waterbed music? Yes. Okay. Because when you walk into a room, someone goes, that's my waterbed. You want to come? I think I was sleeping on a waterbed until 2006.

What? Yeah. 2005, maybe. What were the girls' reactions when you brought people over? It's like, ugh. What is this? People who sat down on it freaked out because it sunk when you sat on it. Yeah, they're weird.

But you know what's delightful about a waterbed? It's warm all year round. You can have a drink in the middle of the night. It's constantly heated. So in winter, you've got a permanently warm bed and in summer when it's a bit too hot, you turn the heater down and the water is cool. So it keeps you cool while you sleep. And it also,

when you sweat, all of that goes into the water. It's like a used soup. No, it's got a goon bag that keeps all the water the water. It's like a used soup. No, it's got a goon bag, okay, that keeps all the water in it. It's literally a goon bag. We're asking, has anyone got a water bed? Leanne has called through. Hi, Leanne.

Hi, Leanne. Hi, how are you? Good. Are you currently a water bed user, Leanne? I'm not, but I did have one, well, it was 30 plus years ago. I loved it. Beautiful brown velour. That's what I had.

That's what I had, yeah. But the thing is, years later, I actually tried to get one. I loved it. So I don't understand, your girls didn't like it because I just think it was amazing. Yeah, I'm not with that girl anymore. My new wife might be into it. I know Lucy pretty well and it's a hard no from her, trust me.

So, Leanne, if you could get a waterbed, would you have one in 2020? I definitely would. There you go. Definitely would, but I couldn't locate one anywhere. Well, Leanne, so that's why you don't have one. You actually couldn't find one. Absolutely. But they are.

Oh. Oh. We've lost Leanne. Okay, cool. Matt. Hi, Matt. Hey, guys. How you Matt. Hi, Matt. Hey, guys. How you going?

Good, Matt. I'm guessing you have a waterbed. No. So growing up, my parents did. And as a 12-year-old listening to your parents' indoor garden on a waterbed, it's different, I tell you. Slice, slice, slice. Wait, is that a wave pool?

It's like a wave pool at home. Finn, just let me talk to Matt. Can you get on Trade Me and just search waterbeds, see if there's any waterbeds available on Trade Me right now? You know, the only experience I had with a waterbed growing up was my uncle gave my dad his old bladder from a waterbed. Yeah. And my dad decided to blow it up so we could play with it in the backyard.

That was the most valuable part of the waterbed. Yeah, so we called it the giant's pillow. It was like this big bouncy bladder and that's how my brother broke his arm. Do your parents still run a waterbed, Matt? No, they don't. They live overseas now. I think it actually popped, to be honest. Yeah, my parents popped as well.

But you can put a bicycle patch on it. No, no, no. You can't just Breeze over that Yeah How did it pop Oh I I don't want to know mate Bree

There is currently On Trade Me A single waterbed Selling for $40 Should we buy it We should buy it Should we buy that And raffle it off

Oh no I was thinking We could set it up At your house You spend one Okay this is what We're going to do We're going to buy The waterbed

We're going to buy That waterbed We're going to set it Up in your house And you're going to Sp Okay, this is what we're going to do. We're going to buy the waterbed. We're going to buy that waterbed. We're going to set it up in your house and you're going to spend a night in the waterbed and see if you're converted. No, I actually want to stay in a relationship. No, it's a single mate. You'll be sleeping in it alone.

I know. It's a waterbed. Do one night in the waterbed. Honestly, give it a go. Yes, I know they're weird, but give it a go. It looks scary. It hasn't been put together. It's in pieces at the moment.

No, it looks terrifying. It looks scary. It hasn't been put together. It's in pieces at the moment. No, it looks terrifying. It's on the waterbed topic. Yes. Had a DM from a fellow waterbedder who said, tell Bree. You don't have a waterbed anymore. No, but once a waterbedder, always an waterbedder, you know? Always a bedwetter. Yeah.

Although good for that too. Yeah, well, you don't know. Because like I said earlier, they're just wiped clean. Well, you could also be like, I don't know. I think it's the bed. It's the leak. Someone messaged in and said, tell Bree that waterbeds are really good for girls with period pains

or suffering bad endometriosis because it's like sleeping on a heat pack. Damn it, that's me. I know. We should get you that waterbed. No. For $40, we should just get it. Can you imagine the thing that's happened on a bed that's on sale on Trade Me for $40? Trust me, it's a single, and as a man who owned a waterbed,

no one ever has sex with you in a waterbed. It's my birthday. It's my birthday. Three and Clint's birthday banger. But other stuff is happening in there. Let's do your birthday banger for Wednesday. We'll find out what was number one on your 16th birthdays. Let's kick it off with Roxy.

G'day, Roxy. Hello, mate. Hey, guys. How you doing? Good. How are you? I'm good. I just finished work for the day.

Nice. Awesome. Perfect way to round it out is with the birthday banger. What's your birthday? The 3rd of May, 1988. All right. You were 16 in 2004 on the 3rd of May. And Roxy, this is your birthday banger. Amon. Amon? I heard that song today Did you? You did not

I was on my lunch break And someone was on their phone And that song was playing Are you serious? What are the odds of that? I'm not kidding This song never comes up for Birthday Banger 2 I love this song

Although the one or two times that it has come up It's come up like back to back days Yeah it has hasn't it? That was the weird thing about it too. There's something about the song. I secretly do like that song. What do you think, Roxy? I like it, but I actually like the girl version better.

Yeah, me too. If you write back. Yeah, where she wrote the song back to him. And she wasn't a singer. No, she's like, oh, you can't do me like. This is Rebecca. Hi, Rebecca. Hi, how's it going?

Good, mate. How are you? Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. That's good. What's your birthday, Bec? My birthday is the 8th of May, 1995. All right, you were 16 in 2011 on the 8th of May.

And in 2011, this went to number one. J-Lo and Pitbull On the floor Bang What year? 2011 2011 Do you like your birthday banger, Rebecca? Yeah, that's a decent song

I like that song Mind you're being 16 Yeah, I can imagine I can remember Yeah Who doesn't love J-Lo? And Pitbull And Pitbull I And Pitbull.

I mean, what a combo. One more for Rachel. Hi, Rachel. G'day, Rach. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, mate. How are you going?

Yeah, really good, thanks. That's good. Let's do your birthday banger. What's your birthday? 22nd of August, 1983. Right, you were 16 in 1999 on the 22nd of August. And in the last year of the 90s, this had a number one hit. Five.

Man, these are all really good birthday bangers, but no Creed today. I was hoping for, you know, back-to-back days, Creed, yeah. Do you like Five, Rachel? And is that a good birthday banger for you? It was a cracker of a song back in the day. Not for about now. Cracker. I think we've got three really good birthday bangers.

We've got Amon, we've got Five, and we've got J-Lo and Pitbull. I felt it. You felt it? Yeah, I felt what it is for me. If you're getting down, Five. Oh, right, okay. Really, I thought you couldn't go past a J-Lo-Petball combo.

The only reason I pick five is because it's more of a nostalgic banger, whereas that On The Floor song, I probably hear more often. Yeah, right. She'll probably hear that in Body Pump every now and then. Yeah. Whereas if you're getting down, not likely to hear it as much.

Rachel, you've just won birthday bagger. Congratulations. Yes, awesome, guys. Thank you. Great. If you're getting down, it's time to do it now. Nice one. I want to take a little time to refresh your mind Because the boys are back in town with a different kind of funk

Who gots the funk? We gots the funk, right? Everybody wanna boogie down tonight Now throw your hands up in the sky Move around from side to side I got what it takes, the beats, the bass, the funky bass I give your body crazy shakes, come on I heard somebody say She's at the party so

I'm gonna get this song If you get it now, baby, I want it now, baby Come on, get it on, baby, I want it now, baby If you get it now, baby, I want it now, baby Move it all around, baby, I want it now, baby Move it all around, baby I want it now, baby Wiggy, wiggy, I'm getting jiggy Open up the door, got the keys to your city

Looking kinda pretty, dance till you drop And it don't stop, till it go pop That's how you wanna dance Let's all get down while we got the chance I still got twelve seconds on the clock to smile And I ain't gonna stop till the sun don't shine Line after line, I flow like rhyme after rhyme Just like time after time

Keep it up till you feel the heat And get down what you feel to be I heard somebody say She's at the party so I'm gonna get this song Let's just get it now, baby I want it now Get it on, baby I want it now, baby Come on, get it on, baby

I want it now, baby If you're getting down, baby I want it now, baby Move it all around, baby I want it now, baby Hey, yo What are you talking about? Show me your deal

I will show you my eye calls to sleep There ain't a problem that we can't fix Cause we can do it in the mix Now if your man gets you trouble We'll be in there on the double Guaranteed and we'll be hitting for six Come on, yeah I heard somebody say

She's at the party so I'm gonna get me some If you get him down, baby I'm gonna get me some I I I I I I I I

I I I I I I I around, baby. I want it now, baby. Get him down, baby. I want him down. Zinn and Brian Clint. That's the winner of Birthday Banger

today. From five, and if you're getting down. I think it's A as well. I think it's A as well too. And people forget how many bangers those guys had as well. They had at least five. Do they get to five? I think. Or four or five.

Keep on moving. Which one was Jump Jet? Everybody Get Up. Everybody Get Up. Yeah. Rock the Party, where they did the Queen song. Yeah, Rock the Party was good.

Yeah, they've definitely got five. We'll give them five. Ish. Ish. I think we got to four. Brie and Clint. I've got a surprise for Brie give them five. Ish. Ish. I think we got to four. Brie and Clint. I've got a surprise for Brie. She's currently wearing a blindfold.

You can actually take the blindfold off. I can take it off now? Actually, no. Actually, wait a second. Wait a second. Wait a second. We have been auctioning off lunch with your mum and you. You've been part of it too.

You're cooking the chicken parmigiana. I gave up my recipe for this. Yeah. We've actually ended up supplying the recipe to Jerk Joint. They're cooking 500 of them. And we're going to try and raise another $5,000 for the Cancer Society with this. You can buy it on GrabOne at the moment. But your mum is the star attraction.

And we're actually having dinner with her via Zoom tomorrow night at Jerk Joint with the winner, aren't we? Yes. She can't be there because she's in Queensland. Yeah. But she would be there if she could be. And I know you would like to have her there if she could be there, right? It's been a long time since you've seen your mum.

It's been nearly a year. And you've been through some hard things in that year as well. It would have been nice to have your mum there. It would be so good to have her there. I just want to say I don't have your mum here, okay? I know this surprise is starting to sound like I have your mum here. I don't want you to get your hopes up and think she's here. No, well, unless she was like

quarantined for two weeks, I wasn't picturing her being here. Good, good, good, good, because that'd be a real build-up if you thought I had her. Yeah, that would be. Pop that blindfold off, because I think for the dinner I might have organised the next best thing. Ben, could you please pull the cover off our special surprise? In studio

we have a life-size cutout of your mum, Mama Di. Who will be attending the dinner with us tomorrow night? She's going to be there. She's going to be part of the room. Did she pose for this? Yeah, she gave us a special photo. Did she do her hair? She did her hair.

She put on a nice dress and everything. The good thing about this too is if you talk to it, it'll actually talk back to you. Does it actually? Yeah, so say like... Hi, Mum. Hi, Brianna. How are you going?

Good. You're looking really good. Oh, look, Brianna, I think I'm as tight as a drum and stiff as a board. Okay. I think she's meaning the cutout. Oh, right, right, right. That was a cutout joke.

Yeah, right. She's a bit of a, you know, she's a quick one, my mum. It's good to virtually have you here in studio, life-size cutout. Mum, the photo looks really lovely. Do you want me to bring this home for you? Oh, Brianna, now I was going to ask your opinion on it. What do you think?

No, your hair looks good. I think you look great. Nice pose. Did you get Big Steve to take the photo for you? Yes, I did. I did. One thing, guys, can you see the thing that I had burnt off my nose on it? Only because you pointed it out. It wasn't noticeable before then. I noticed it. guys, can you see the thing that I had burnt off my nose on the phone? Only

because you pointed it out. It wasn't noticeable before then. I noticed it. It's because it's blown up. Like your head is bigger than normal. So tomorrow night at our charity dinner with our winner Scott, you're going to be on a 50 inch plasma TV and you're

also going to be there in life size cutout form. And after after that we thought there's no better place for this to go than home with you Bree we thought mum could move in with you. I would love to take that I don't know how my partner would feel about it I don't think no she'd love it

she'd think it was great can you imagine waking up in the middle of the night I'm like oh my god what are you doing, Mum? Hey, we'll see you at dinner tomorrow night, Mum. Adai? Oh, I can't wait. It's going to be fantastic.

I've got some ideas and I've got my gin and tonic. Love it. Thanks so much. Love you, Mum. Bye. I love you. Bree and Clint. Guys, gear up because one of us could soon be the owner

of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. Right. T's and C's, not the actual Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory. Does it exist? I think it does. It's not that factory, but I'm pretty sure there is a factory where they make Willy Wonka stuff. Surely they're missing a trick if they haven't set up like the Heineken

Brewery in Amsterdam. You'd go there. That's like Willy Wonka in the chocolate factory for adults. Yeah, yeah. It's good. This is actually true and it's real. If you've ever wanted to have that experience like Charlie Bucket did.

What's his last name, Bucket? Charlie Bucket. Yeah, right. Yeah, the main character. Because you know how obviously in the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory movie, Willy Wonka decided that he was going to give his factory to someone. Who deserved it. Who deserved it. And he did that by putting out a number of gold tickets.

Yeah. There is now a real life version of that happening. Take a listen okay the founder of jelly belly beans is launching a series of golden ticket treasure hunts david klein announced the contest and a video message online saying the big winner will walk away with the keys to their very own candy factory thousands of dollars in prizes are also up for grabs the golden tickets are being hidden in places throughout the u. Whoa. How cool is that? Great stunt. Very good

stunt, but it's not a stunt because he's getting rid of it. Is he though? I think he is. So you get a candy factory, which in these tough economic times could be more of a burden than a gift. Yeah, well it's true. It only comes with 50 staff, mountains of debt. I think it's a

pretty successful... Orders to fill. You know, the Jelly Belly, they're the ones that do all the, you know, those weird flavours. Yeah. You know, with like the Harry Potter, they made the, you know, all those flavours that Harry Potter does. Yeah. Anyway, yeah, so it's not a chocolate factory.

It's a jelly bean factory. Jelly bean factory. But still cool. And it's something about, I think you have to pay $50 to be in the drawer and you don't get a tour. Of the factory? No, and there's no Oompa Loompas. So where do you get the golden ticket from?

They're hiding them in places, I'm pretty sure. During lockdown. So I'm just, I don't mean to pick holes. I'm not trying to pick holes in the story. I'm just looking for the- So he said that his partner said that the golden tickets will be in the form of necklaces and they're being hidden in secret locations in the US.

Right, okay. So it'll be kind of like Pokemon Go but- Yeah. But jelly bean necklaces. Yeah. Oh, great. Because it'll be kind of like Pokemon Go, but jelly bean necklaces. Yeah. Oh, great. Sounds great. Can't wait. It'll be pretty exciting.

I mean, you could sell it and then buy something else if you wanted to. Like the Heineken factory. See, you can do that. Yeah. Or the Spates Brewery. Can you go on a tour of the Spates Brewery?

You can. Is there free samples? Is there? Yeah. No, if you pay for the tour, yeah, there is a little bit at the end, yeah. Let's fuck that in. Bree and Clint. Bree's famous chicken parmigiana.

There are 500 only being created And you can buy one To eat at Duke Joint in Auckland From grabone.co.nz right now Just 20 bucks And 50% of every single one sold Goes to the Cancer Society Such a good cause

Jump on there and get yourself a chicken parming Right now A tool that we use on this show to get stuff off our chest. You know, whatever is bugging you, put it in song format with Shania Twain. We've had some people call up to play with us, but I want to know who goes first today, Bree. You decide who goes first. I can go first if you want.

You'd like to start this week? Yeah, I'll start. All right, Bree's up. She'll show everybody How it's done Okay Period pain That don't impress me much Short To the point

Just what I was feeling Literally Yep I'm over it Alright producer Ben I reckon you're up next. Let's go. Okay. So we're getting a whole flat reno now that I'm leaving.

Well, you know, it's like once they got rid of the problem, they could start repairing. It doesn't impress me. They've got to clean all the bin off the place. But I feel you on that. That sucks. You've paid rent all this time and then it's funded someone else's renovation. Oh, well.

Molly's called up. Hi, Molly. Hi, Molly. Hi. Hi. You know what you've got to do? I do. Okay.

Let's hear it. Good luck. How well you think you're special? How well you think you're something else? Okay. Being 23 years old and having to get math tutoring could be better than high school, but now you want to go to uni. That don't impress me too much.

I haven't. What was the age? Sorry, Molly, how old are you? 25. You're 23 and you have to go and get maths tutoring. God, I hated maths at high school, Molly. I feel you on that. Yeah, right.

That doesn't impress anybody. I'm going to give it a go. Here we go. Okay. So three quarters of this bag of chips is just air. Why are the bags that big? If it's mostly air, why is the bag so big? It's all about marketing.

Why is that? Making you believe that you're getting more. I hate that so much. And you know when you get the share bag, you're just getting more air to share. You're getting more air to share. Believe it or not, another person called Molly has called up. Hi, Molly.

Molly 2.0. Hi. Hello. Molly, Molly. Molly, Molly. Molly, Molly. Okay, here we go, Molly. Good luck.

How well you think you're special? How well you think you're something else? Okay. Being stuck in gridlock traffic. That don't impress me much. God. If there's anyone that's more relatable than that, it doesn't exist. Where are you, Molly, right now?

This is like a live traffic report. Whereabouts are you? I'm at Pokero Bay and we are not moving at all. What do you think's happened, Molly? I have no idea, but I wish it would stop. All right. If you could get a text into Time Saver Traffic, that would be really helpful for the entire ZM network, okay?

Okay. All right. Thanks. Let's cross live now to the chopper. Come in, Gary. Producer Anastasia is going to take us home. How will you think you're special? How will you think if something is?

Okay. You're heating your fish up in the work microwave? That don't impress me. I smelled that fish the other day. It was like a fish explosion. And you know what was happening, Clint? Yeah. Did you smell it?

No. So someone has heated up I don't know what type of fish. Yeah. But then there was a group of people in the office crowding around in this little area waiting for other people to walk through and go, ew, what is that? And they were all laughing, seeing how many people would do it. So they all go, it's fish!

It's fish! It stunk. Should we start a rumour that it was Ross Boss? Smart. I heard he loves to eat Mahi Mahi Yeah He only eats it

When it's been in the fridge For three days though He likes the stench And then he heats it back up Yeah ZM's Free and Clint The podcast With mobile smiles

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