ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast with Brooke - 13th August 2026
Episode Date: August 13, 2026The movie from your childhood the kids MUST watch. Are you hobby-amorous? How men and women process pain. Pranking Mumma Di on her birthday. Bree Tomasel & Clint Roberts ...on ZM - find us @breeandclint on Instagram, Facebook and TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Good afternoon everybody
Welcome to the Bree and Clint show
With Brooke filling in for Bree
How long I've been working in the studio
Is it eight years?
We've been in here for eight years?
I mean,
I haven't been with you for eight years.
I think it's been eight years.
The timeline says eight years.
I think I might have just found a new thing that I can do.
This is a helps nobody else but me, but I can only try it when we're on the radio.
Do you have an eject button for my seat?
No, not an eject button.
Oh, we might have an eject button.
A dump button for my seat.
Yeah, see, you're gone.
That's that button.
No, Claudia, can you talk to me?
Oh, no, I thought I had a secret Claudia button, but it doesn't work.
Mythbusters.
Myth busted.
Cool, what else can you do?
Um, uh, uh,
Can you play fart noises?
I used to be able to play fart noises.
Someone deleted my fart noise.
Oh, we've got Brooke for live fart noises.
It sounds like a mosquito.
That's my mosquito fart.
You know, with a talent like that, maybe we don't need Bree back.
I can do it double.
That's Bree's niche.
Oh, who's a more authentic than mine?
So true.
It's Mama Dye's birthday today, by the way.
I feel like the country should know that.
It's Bree's Mum's birthday.
Isn't she grandmother die now to what?
Oh no, not to you.
But are you going to be like grandmother died?
Well, she was already a grandma.
I suppose for us now that we've had a baby.
Yeah.
She's our grandmum now too.
Oh, I see.
Because Bree's baby is our baby.
But she hasn't become Bree's grandmother, has she?
No, but she's ours.
Do we call her Grandma's her?
She's not our grandmother.
Breed's our mum, so she's our grandma.
I see what you're saying.
Oh, you're our dad.
We can workshop this off here.
It just feels respectful because she's added another notch to her about that, you know,
Dame Mama Die, maybe.
Dame Mama Di.
I like it actually.
You just got ejected, fool.
Hey, fun show on the way.
Let's get into it.
We have the chance to play Trady versus Lady first.
The scores are 68 Trades, 61 ladies.
Who wants it?
I don't care who wins, but I want to gas the ladies up a bit.
You got this.
You got this, ladies.
But if the Trades do win today, what score are they going to be on?
69.
Yeah.
It's always a mile.
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Trade versus ladies.
All right, Trady versus Lady Time scores are 68 Trades, 61 ladies.
Trades just, you know, buffering that gap.
They're over a week ahead.
Yeah.
Ladies need to go on a run to be able to make this up.
They were going to rampage.
Our lady today is in Christchurch.
She's 18 and she used to do hobby horsing.
Oh my God, I never met a real-life hobby hosser.
Welcome to the show, Katie.
Getty up.
Is that a real fact about you, Katie?
Yeah.
Wow.
Can I ask the name of your go-to hobby horse?
It was, wait, what was Molly?
Molly's a hobby horse.
Molly, my hobby horse, yep.
People don't know that's the broomstick horse.
And we'll ride around on that.
Did you do competition hobby-horsing, Katie?
No, just in my backyard.
Just hobby, just hobby hobby-horsing.
Yep, actually.
You're taking on our trady from Todanga.
He's 57 and he once ate a 20-year-old egg.
Boo!
Welcome to the show, Greg.
Yeah, Giorna, how are you?
Where do you eat?
How do you eat a 20-year-old egg?
Well, I ordered it off the menu.
It was all Mandarin or Cantonese.
I don't know what I was ordering.
You didn't know what you were ordering?
No idea.
So it's like a delicacy?
Yes, it is.
It was awful.
I was going to say, was it good or was it?
Bad egg.
Yeah.
Well, I could have told you that a 20-year-old egg wouldn't have been that good.
But, you know, you got to go through these things, I think, Greg, sometimes.
Your buzz is Trady.
Katie, the hobby horse lady, your buzzers lady.
The first of three correct answers gets the 50 bucks.
Good luck, guys.
Need that buzz of Trady and Lady.
Just no names because that got someone out last time.
Yes, it did.
Okay, let's do it.
Question number one, what is the name of the mean principle in Matilda?
Lady.
Katie.
Mrs. Trunchball.
Yep.
Or that trunch ball, we'll take it.
She was mean.
Okay, question number two.
Which country is shaped like a boot?
Trady.
Lady.
Greg.
Italy.
Italy.
Tell me, question number three,
what year was the dating app Bumble released?
Freddie.
Oh, Greg.
Yeah?
2016.
Ooh, close.
Katie?
2014?
Yeah.
Well done.
What the?
Greg, I was surprised you got so close, actually, but then Katie actually nailed it.
Incredible.
What are we at?
Are we at 2-1?
2-1 ladies.
Okay.
Tell me what movie is this Iquant, Iquenit quote from?
Oh, we're going to send a...
too? My brother and I
have started in all the school's productions
and we really welcome newcomers.
Katie.
High school musical? It's correct.
And that's a lady victory.
She's a lady.
Hey, good game guys.
Katie, you're a tradie first lady champion.
Thank you.
How's it feel?
Pretty good.
Better than hobby horsing?
Not quite.
Nah, nothing will ever compare to that, will it?
Making a jump on your hobby horse.
Untouchable.
And you'll have to go suck eggs.
Greg, sorry about that.
Yep.
All right.
Cheers, all good.
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Brooks filling in for Bree.
You guys won't know this yet, but you'll find out one of the most fun things about having children
is tricking them into doing the things that you want to do.
Oh, you've got to do the reverse psychology.
You've got to do reverse psychology.
You've got a Jedi mind trick them because it's got a lot of the time,
particularly as they get a little bit older, it's got to be their idea.
Or at least they have to believe.
that it's their idea.
Right.
You follow me?
Yeah, yeah, I'm picking it up.
One of my daughters is off school sick at the moment.
And so it's like movie time, chill out on the TV.
And I was watching a movie with her the other day.
I was like, I'll sit on the couch and then we'll watch a movie.
But I don't want to watch the movies.
They watch the same four movies on repeat.
I've heard kids do this, half a fixation on one movie.
Yeah, totally.
And then after about two months, one movie will drop out and a new one will take its place.
But I love the movie.
I can't watch Mary Poppins again.
No.
You know?
And so I was like, this is my opportunity to pitch a new movie.
Yeah, but make it her idea.
But I didn't do it well enough.
And I was like, oh, because there's so many movies I haven't seen too, including kids' movies.
I was like, what about Inside Out?
What about Toy Story 2?
Yeah.
What about Coco?
What about Up?
All these movies.
And she's like, Tilly, my daughter was like, no, I'm just going to watch Tinkerbell again.
Tinkerbell sucks so much.
Yeah.
It sucks.
Tinkerbell the movie.
Sucks.
Especially for the 15th time.
Oh my God.
It's so bad.
The animation is so bad.
The story is so bad.
But she loves it.
So we watched Tinkerbell.
Later that evening, another movie opportunity came up.
And my wife, this is where it gets expert.
She said to the kids, oh, there's a grown-up movie.
Oh.
But I don't know if you guys are ready to watch it.
It's for big girls.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was one of my favorite movies when I was a kid.
But it's actually for big kids.
So I don't know if you guys are ready for it.
straight away.
We are.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We are.
We are old enough.
Mom, put it on.
Put it on and we're ready.
Oh, I don't know.
Are you guys sure that you're old enough?
They're like, yeah, we are.
Yeah.
The movie was, and they ended up loving it,
but they have to believe that it was their decision.
That's part of the loving.
The movie was the Olsen Twins film It Takes 2.
Oh, oh.
And you love her, right?
Well, yes.
Like that can't eat, can't sleep,
reach for the stars over the fence,
world serious kind of stuff?
Is that what it says in the dictionary?
And you're marrying her because Alyssa needs...
I mean, I need a mother.
Honey, I think that's enough questions for today.
Do you know it? Have you seen it?
No, I haven't.
Maybe you're not ready for it.
Oh, no, please, please. Put it on.
I am, I am, I am.
It's a classic identical twins who don't know each other.
Roll switch.
It's basically the parent...
Yeah, because I've watched that and that's what I thought.
It's the parent trap with a twist.
The Olston.
But except the parent trap, correct me if I'm wrong, is just one girl playing two.
Yeah, Lindsay Lohan playing both twins.
And that was the power of the Olson twins.
Yeah, they could do that.
There was two of them.
I think it made them twice as expensive to book, but you know.
But they're child.
It takes two.
Yeah.
I thought this afternoon we could put together the definitive list of movies from your child
that the kids simply must watch.
Right.
You have better taste than the kids.
You've lived more of a life.
So they don't know.
They don't know.
What are the films?
Claudia, you'll have a good one.
Absolutely.
And I'm not usually one for like, it's a classic.
Normally if people say that, I go, well, I'm never going to watch it.
But this one, it's a must see for everyone.
It's a classic Mrs. Doubtfire.
Oh, yeah.
Help is on the way, yeah.
Mrs. Dalton, Delft.
Oh, Dewee.
Such a good film.
So good.
And every watch is just as good.
When was the last time you watched it?
Last year.
Is there anything mildly?
that hasn't like held up over time.
Not from memory, no.
No.
Robbie Williams.
No?
The other one.
Yeah, yeah, Robin Williams.
Robin Williams, sorry.
Ella, what's the film
the kids simply must watch?
I'm really into Barbie.
Like, not Margot Robbie Barbie.
I'm talking like the animation.
So Princess and the Porpa,
that would be the first movie to watch,
see if they like Barbie,
and then open up the whole world to them.
I'm just like you.
Oh, you are?
You're just like me.
There's somewhere else me.
Batherby.
I think the animation on these Barbies, the kids nowadays might be like...
You see, it's giving me Tinkerbell vibes.
No, it's...
What? How do you?
It's time-sensitive, I think.
Okay, all right.
This is going to show my age, but the film that I believe the kids simply must watch
is the never-ending story.
Have you not seen the never-ending story?
I have.
But this is the movie where the horse drowns in mud.
Yeah, the quick sand scene.
it up, but yeah.
It's kind of important.
I don't feel like kids are afraid enough of quicksand anymore.
Dude, I thought that was going to play a big role in my life.
It loomed so large over our childhoods.
Anyway, never-ending story.
A bona fide classic.
Yeah.
When does it hit the hook?
Here?
Tune.
I just could see the kids being like,
I don't know.
You know, you have to watch it.
I've gone for more of a like,
what lesson do I want the kids to,
what do I want them to walk away with
without knowing that they've learned this important lesson?
And the art of storytelling, I'm afraid, has died
and this, we got this out on Blu-ray every weekend,
bedtime story with Adam Sandler.
All right, good night, you guys.
Tell us the bedtime story.
Okay, here we go.
Once upon a time,
the greatest of all the heroes was Skiduckus.
Ten!
And then...
It's...
Started raining gumbulls.
Yeah, it starts raining gumbles in this movie.
Banger.
You've seen?
No, it sounds awesome though.
You should chuck it on.
Okay, all right, well, I'll try, but I have to convince my kids that it was their idea first.
Tell them about rains gumbles.
What are the movies that the kids simply must watch?
Dead is Franklin.
What are the movies that the kids have got to watch?
Stacey's here.
Hey, Stace.
Hi, how are you?
Good, you're just a big kid at heart, right?
Yes, for sure.
Okay, and what are the kids that you, what are the movies that this new children,
generation, if they're going to turn out as good as you did, what do they need to watch?
There's actually three, and they all came out at the same time, or a staple in my house.
Okay.
That was Pollyanna, Chitty-chitty-bang-bang and Sound of Music.
Oh my God, Vietnam flashback.
Polyana, does she...
Wait, what happens in Pollyanna?
She was the orphan kid.
Yes. Oh, my God, you've just scratched an itch in my brain that I totally forgot.
Polyana!
Sound of music, and what a banger.
The kids don't understand the Nazi storyline inside it.
And the Chitty-chitty-chitty bang one is great.
too, but there's that weird problematic
storyline about where the guy's stealing
all the children, he puts all the children in the cave.
You know, I know, but when you're a kid,
you don't really do. You don't know. As an
adult, you're like, why are all those children in a cage?
Why are we okay with this? But yeah, you're right.
Three bona fide classics, Stacey.
Thank you so much. Let's go to Charlie.
Hi, Charlie.
Hey.
What are the movies that the kids simply must
watch, Charlie?
What was it?
What was it? We lost you.
And it felt like
Barbie being really ungrateful.
And when she goes to sleep,
she gets visited by the ghost of Christmas,
past, present and future.
And this ghosts, like, show her
what's going to happen if she keeps being...
We missed the name of the movie.
What is the name of the movie?
Charlie, you've got a bad phone line.
The Christmas ghost of past, present and future.
Do you say Barbie?
Yeah.
Oh, so it's like a Barbie version of Scrooge.
Okay, very good.
Lockie's here.
Locky, you are a kid.
Yeah, I am.
Okay.
Have you got good movie taste, Locky?
I've got the best movie taste.
Do you?
How old are you?
I'm 12.
12?
What's your favorite movie of all time?
Okay.
The New York kids really have to watch is the Spirits.
It's a spirit somewhere on the herd movie.
Literally the best movie is awful time.
Locky, I love it.
The soundtrack as well?
Spirit.
Yes.
It's the horse movie.
Barely any talking in the movie, eh?
Locky, like no one...
It's like the horse's fine and the horse's distinctive.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
The animal.
was so before it's time.
Lucky, I love you've restored my fate.
I love, that is your favorite movie.
Thank you so much.
Tyler's here.
Hi, Tyler.
Hello.
Educate the kids.
What are they got to watch, Tyler?
I've got three in order.
Yeah.
One of them is Hook, another Robin Williams.
Yes, what a classic.
That is a staple.
When they have the imaginary dinner,
that is one of the most amazing scenes
in cinematic history, I believe.
That is incredible.
The other one was one that I watched
almost religiously as a kid,
which is the Iron Giant.
Okay.
Yeah, I know Iron Giant.
I haven't seen it,
but I know the film you're talking about.
Animated.
Oh, come on, Clint, you got it.
I haven't seen any movies.
Add it to the list.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's the last one?
It's a grown-up movie.
Yes.
And the last one is very important
and everyone should watch it is Fern Gully.
Fern Gully.
Any Fern Gully fans in the room?
Claudia, you'd be a Fern Gully person, wouldn't you?
I haven't watched it in a long time,
but I remember loving it.
Yeah, yeah, really good.
Bloody good.
Okay, thanks, Tyler.
We have been inundated with Rick.
recommendations. So write these down. A lot coming in for hook. A lot coming in for free willie,
which is a fantastic, have you not seen Free Willy? I get the idea. Isn't it a whale?
It's a whale, yeah. It's a classic. They're about to do a remake. I just, I can't with animal
movies. There's a new Free Willy coming out where they free the whale. Is they still not free?
It's a remake. It's not a sequel. With animal ones, I just get really angsty because I'm like,
is the Somali and me but a water vote? I get real.
worried about kids and animal movies.
Yeah, I don't think they kill the animal in the kid ones, except for Bambi.
Lion King, of course.
Aladdin, of course.
Original, though, not the Will Smith version.
Well, I've said Aladdin and Jumanji both have on-par equal remakes.
Like, the one with Will Smith as Aladdin.
On par?
Like, to be fair, I know, maybe not as good, but I think that I could happily watch both.
It's just a big boot to Phil, isn't it?
Yeah, true.
The parent trap, obviously.
Mega Mind.
The original Space Jam.
Did anybody watch the set?
and Space Jam with LeBron?
Yes, I did.
Obviously not as good,
but I remember being a little disheartened
because I did quite like that first space jam.
Labyrinth.
Labyrinth would be creepy for kids these days.
Yeah.
I remember we watched it at school
and it was a bit like, can I go home?
Princess Bride, the Goonies come through quite a bit.
Someone said, I feel you on the hyperfixation Clint.
My kids are on their 1,000th watch of the cat and the hat.
Oh, banging though.
It was great seeing my kids watch the sixth sense.
Excuse you?
Twist it.
Well, I guess if you're trying to find someone
who doesn't know the plot twist in 2026,
you're going to have to go to a kid, aren't you?
Because everybody else knows what it is.
Brooks filling in for Bree.
Anyone here identify as hobby amorous?
Oh, I'm going to need a definition.
Hobby amorous?
I said single, but I guess you could be hobby amorous
in a relationship, too.
It just depends on your motivation, I guess.
Right.
What your motivations are, if they're pure or not.
And I don't believe if you're sorry.
single that your hobby amorous
intentions need to be all that pure.
What, back it up.
What's a hobby amorous?
So not polyamorous and not monogamous,
hobby amorous.
It's the new thing they say it's for single people.
Hobby amory is a movement
where single people who are sick of dating apps
and bad dates
are filling up their social calendar with hobbies
and investing in themselves
and kind of just letting the rest.
Kind of with an underlying current.
to hopefully that they would meet their partner there?
I think so, I think so, but I think it's more, yes,
but actually you're going, just let it happen.
Yeah.
You know, hobby amory is spending your time, energy,
and disposable income on your passions,
such as rock climbing,
bouldering, cake decorating,
clay pottery, fricking,
freaking language, learning, whatever it is.
And because people who are hobby amorous,
because their week is so packed,
their friend groups are expanding,
their lives are feeling richer,
with or without a romantic partner.
And yeah, I guess by association,
you put yourself in a position
where romance could happen.
But it's not the objective.
No.
The hobby is the objective.
Or at least you're pretending that the hobby is the objective.
Which is like the reverse of Run Club, isn't it?
Because Run Club everyone knows what's going on there.
A little bit.
Yeah, I think it's kind of.
I think the Run Club thing.
Run Club would have fallen into Hobby Amory
about three years ago.
But now we all know.
Run club, aka.
Fun club.
Precisely.
Claudia, you're single.
Are you hobby amorous?
Not at the moment,
but honestly, this feels like a bit of me.
Doesn't it?
I'm like a serial hobbyist
where I do a little bit
and then I just get bored of it.
So I think to be hobby amorous,
you need to have a little bit more commitment
because otherwise you're not going to build the friendships.
True.
You're kind of more,
no, well, she's poly-hobby amorous
because she's half,
half-assing a commitment to a few hobbies.
Yeah, okay.
I'm ready to commit, though.
I think I could do multiple hobbies.
Let's fill your week.
What do you like?
Sowing.
I could get into like...
There'll be a sewing class at the Unitech or something like that.
A bit of hiking, a outdoor, dozy now.
Oh, 100%.
That's a weekend one.
Okay, so your hobby amory is...
I've always wanted to try pottery on the wheel.
Yes.
Week night.
There'll be an evening...
Wednesday night pottery.
Yeah.
The wheel class.
And pottery?
it's innately very
intimate.
If you watch ghost,
yeah.
You know, there's something about the...
That's the thing you could curate the hobby list
to, you know, if you are lacking physical touch.
Maybe wrestling.
You could get into Brazilian jiu-jitsu.
Yeah, and then you're just like hugging them.
That sounds like a bit of me.
Okay.
No, you're a big Brazilian jihitsu fan.
I know that.
That's one of my pillars.
It's one of your core tenets.
Yeah.
Brooke, you're single.
Yes.
What are your interests?
Kind of things.
that wouldn't evoke, even though you said that that's not the intention, but I like
op shopping and I like finding clothes to then sell for more money. That's kind of a solo,
I'm adamant that. It's a solo sport. I like self-care. But you know what's not a solo sport,
is if you do that at the markets. If you spend your week curating your selection and then
you go up and set up a stall with your clothing at the market. Yeah, but I think the type of clothes
that I buy, should I start buying clothes types for the type of people I would like? Like big
clothes because I'm into like bigger, taller people.
So I only have massive...
Like fishing, you need to use the bait for the fish that you're after.
Exactly.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You just exclusively sell like car heart overall.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I want to see, I want to talk to people who are hobby amorous.
And you may have never identified as hobby amorous before.
You don't have to put a label on them.
No one before today has been ever heard of hobby amory.
But I want to talk to New Zealand's most hobbied person.
Run me through your week.
What are you doing Monday through Sunday?
Are you doing, have you got a sports team you play for on the weekend?
You've got a social netball team you play for during the week.
And you've got one or two crafty things that you do as well.
Are you in a pub quiz team on a Monday and a freaking, I don't know, Star Wars LARPing group on a Thursday?
Quite an array.
And then you imagine if you find someone that you do like and you're like, sorry, I can't go on a date for you.
That's jihitsu night.
And I bailed, I can't bail on it again.
I jujitsu on the night that you larp, so one of us is going to have to compromise.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, $800 at M, or you can text it to 966.
Hobby amorous is a new term, but are you heavily hobied?
Have you gone too hard on the hobby amory?
Do you have heaps of hobbies?
Z&M's Bree and Clint podcast.
Hobby amory, which is the new term for single people who just fill their week with hobbies, you know?
And get out there and enjoy life.
Yeah, and realize maybe this is the point.
Maybe I am the person I should be dating.
Yeah, they have a full Julia Roberts moment and fall in love with themselves.
Is that what happens in Eat, Pray, Love?
Yeah, I assume.
Spoilers.
So you may have never identified as hobby amorous, but are you?
Do you have heaps and heaps of hobbies?
Dalani is here.
Hey, Dalani.
Hello.
Are you into hobby amory, Dalani?
Yes.
Run us through your week.
A week for you, Dalani.
What does it look like?
Well, Mondays is my only day that I don't have.
anything. Okay. Chill. Yeah. Tuesday, I have a voice lesson.
Voice lesson for singing? Yes. Yes. Yeah, okay. Wednesdays, I have musical theater.
Okay. Thursdays is another choir, yes. Okay. Group singing. Friday's is my
singing lesson and piano lesson and guitar. Oh my God, okay. Yeah. That's you tonight.
Saturdays, sometimes choir, sometimes band practice.
God, yeah, please tell me you relax on Sundays.
I have a musical theatre rehearsal.
Oh my God, you are so busy, Deilani.
It's crazy because it kind of feels like it stems from one hobby.
Yeah, all your hobbies overlap.
Yeah.
They all feed into one another, don't they?
But it also means that on the weekends, if people want to hang out with me,
they have to plan around me.
Yeah, yeah.
You're like either join the chorus or I am.
got time for you. Thanks, Dalani. Let's talk to Mel. Hey, Mel. Hey, how are you? Good. You
all good? Yeah, I'm just turning my sewing machine off. Oh, oh, oh. We have interrupted you
in amongst a hobby. I see, Mel. We won't take too much your time. Mel, you're hobbing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, well, we know what happens Thursday nights for Mel.
Run us through your week, Mel, you hobby amorous thing, you? Oh, well, so, first thing in the
morning is have to have a read with my cup of coffee. Yeah. And then, um, um, you know, um,
I'm run training at the moment, so I've got either a run, well, a run and the gym, which is, yeah, I love it.
Yeah.
And then Mondays I have ballet lessons.
Okay.
And Wednesday nights I have tap dance.
Okay, yeah.
And when I have, during the week I'll do Ancestry.com.
Which I'm a bit of good thing.
Yeah, yeah.
And then that's really antitutcial.
Who's, are you researching your own Ancestry?
or are you doing other peoples?
No, mine.
You're doing yours, okay.
Yeah?
Oh, yeah, totally selfish.
I'm just interested in mine.
You found any good links?
Are you connected to Genghis Khan or anything like that, Mel?
Yeah, I've gone right back, but it's all very circumstantial when you get back there
because there's not really records, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Also, that helps you teach who you're not allowed today if you're doing your answer.
I think I encourage every single person to do it a little Ancestry.com moment.
Maybe there's a few unusual things in there,
bigger me, there's, you know.
Yeah, yeah, you're digging right in.
So you're busy, Mel.
You're busy.
Pretty, pretty busy, sewing, crafting, DIY, Reno.
Are you single, Mel?
A lot of handcuffs.
Are you single?
No, I'm married.
Oh, you're busy.
Okay, right.
Yeah.
I'm married.
I have friends.
Is your partner concerned that you're hobby amorous, you know?
No, no, he's doing the same thing.
Oh, he's got his own hobbies.
You're in an open hobby relationship.
Open hobby relationship.
Are you like...
No, no.
Keep to your own hobbies?
Like you don't want him coming over to your hobbies
and you don't go over to his hobbies.
Are they wildly different from each other?
No, no, no.
We have some shared hobbies.
He's got experience in the clothing trade as well.
Oh, yeah.
So, yeah, we can kind of feed off each other with creative ideas.
You make him e-sells?
I love it, Mel. That's so fascinating. Thank you for sharing it with us.
This is a hobby I was not aware of. Someone said this is the way forward, guys.
It's called Tech Club, but it's like Book Club, except we look at reels and drink wine,
and we learn a new language, knitting, embroidery, running, fun times.
That sounds like just friends hanging out, no?
If you're doing an array of different things with pals?
Open it up to strangers. Does this kind as a hobby? Someone said golf three times a week.
Two dogs in between. I'm a busy.
man.
Nah, that's just life.
Now, well, that comes down to your belief that golf is a sport or a hobby, doesn't it?
Yeah, but I can't be like, oh, I go on, I don't know, nah, nah.
But your sport can be your hobby.
X-Ir, take it back.
Your sport can be your hobby.
100%.
I do Zumba on Mondays and Saturdays.
Meet my friends there and we do our thing outside of Zumba too now.
Love.
This is going off, guys.
There are some busy people out there.
Monday nights, spice book club.
Tuesday, pub quiz.
Wednesday, social football.
Thursday, a night to myself.
So I read or do cross-stitch.
Friday night, snooker club.
Saturday, pool comp.
Sunday cross-stitch circle.
I'm in a relationship.
My partner joins me for the pool and snooker in the pub quiz.
That is a busy person.
Do you feel like it's infectious?
Like you pick up one hobby and then you're like,
oh my gosh, could I do this in another way?
And then you pick another way.
And then you're like, how busy could I be?
How many 24 hours can I get out of a day?
The ZM Podcast, Neckwark.
Our producer Ella is on with us at the moment.
Ella, do you want to give people a life update on what's happening in your marriage at the moment?
Yeah, definitely.
Context, my husband, he was on a year contract.
That year contract has come up and the job market right now is pretty...
Ella, stand in your power.
Turn a negative into a positive.
You are the...
I'm the breadwinner.
There she is.
She's the breadwinner.
She's putting food on the table, baby.
Yeah, I am.
Sugar Mommy.
Oh, yeah.
I'm happy to do it, man.
So, yeah, Ryan is looking for a job, which means he is a CV.
And on that CV, what would you put there, Clint?
I put my name, my age, and a list of the experiences that I have had that are relevant to the job that I am applying for.
Nice.
Great. You have a great application. Oh, we've got no means to contact you.
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't put my phone number on there.
No.
Put your phone number?
He was a great applicant.
And my email.
Right.
the email.
So Ryan was reviewing his CV
just to like read over it
and he realized a wee mistake he's made
and he's been applying for jobs
for a couple of months.
Okay.
His email is wrong.
Oh.
Shock horror.
He only realized last night.
I pissed myself.
I'm seeing the funny side.
He could have been inundated
with job offers by now
and he would have no way of knowing.
In my mind I was like,
Oh, but that's all good.
They'll see his email when he emails them the CV.
But sometimes you don't, do you?
You just upload the CV to whatever the application is.
Exactly.
So he's had like a couple of bytes because of like LinkedIn.
You know, there's means to contact from that.
Yeah.
But my goodness, I think he might have missed a few opportunities.
Are we sure?
Are we sure that this was an accident and not an act of self-sabotage?
Oh.
So he can live the life of a trad wife.
at home and send you out into the workforce, his wife,
maybe.
To earn a crust.
Yeah, well, he does quite enjoy making dinner.
Yeah.
He's doing all my chores, which is fantastic.
I'll take it.
Is he trying to get pregnant?
I don't know, actually.
Might have to talk to him about that.
See if he's still on the bill.
Oh, my word.
But what do I say to the man?
I laughed.
He didn't appreciate it.
You have to laugh.
Nah, he didn't like that.
No, you have to laugh, though.
That's what I said.
Because I also don't think you can go back to the places you've applied and go,
lol, teahee, this is my actual email.
Because straight away, it's a bad first impression, isn't it?
Yeah.
Especially if one of your like key features is has a good eye for detail.
Oh, dear.
Yeah.
Which he does, usually.
I don't know what happened there, man.
Idiot.
Was it like not his email at all?
He'd just squeezed a wrong letter in somewhere or old email?
I think there was a dot when he doesn't have a full, you know, a full stop.
What kind of morning?
Morrow gets their own email address wrong.
Well, I was saying all this last night.
Someone who doesn't want a job. Exactly what I'm saying.
Maybe that's that.
Maybe I need to really sit him down and go, what are you doing here?
Are you really applying for these jobs?
Well, if anyone has a job for Ella's husband.
He's great.
Can they text us on 9-6-96?
Is he picky about the type of job?
He shouldn't be.
That is spiking like a woman who's ready for our husband to go back to work.
It's ZAM's Bree and Clint podcast.
It's Mama dies birthday today.
by the way, we're going to get her on the show
just after 5 o'clock.
Before then, our producer Claudia
came to us with more research
she's been conducting into the...
What are you, a research geologist?
Differences between men and women.
I'm fascinated. Because you don't know what you don't know, right?
I don't know what you don't know.
Yeah, and I found something that's put it into perspective
about how differently we actually may think
about the things we experience in the world.
Okay.
So this example is specifically how we see.
scale pain from 1 to 10.
Right.
And I'll play you what they've said.
We'll see if we get it and we'll have a discussion.
Here.
I feel like guys measure their pain based on pain they have experienced.
And I feel like girls measure their pain based on stuff they haven't experienced.
Like I could be having the worst pain and still rated a 6 because compared to being burned alive, it's a 6.
Oh my God.
Is that true?
Yes.
The male part's true for me.
The male part's true for me.
Really?
Is that true for me?
for you guys?
Yes.
Yeah.
Oh my gosh,
I love when people have like organic thoughts.
That's the first organic thought I've heard in a long time and it's so true.
On a scale from 1 to 10 for me as a woman, I would say, yeah, if I'm having the worst pain
I've ever felt, but the potential of more pain is there.
Oh, my God.
I'm at a 7.
I can't figure out if that is glass half full or glass half empty because you're kind
of going, this is bad, but it could be worse.
It could be worse.
Optimistic.
At least my leg didn't fall off, you know.
But also at the same time, you're going.
going,
this is bad,
but I know there's
worst pain
coming in my life.
I wonder what a doctor
would prefer.
Would they want you
to rate it
on a scale of your
person?
Nah.
Clint,
if you've gone to the doctor
and you're experiencing
the worst pain
you've ever felt
in your life.
Excruciating.
You've never felt this kind.
It's the worst
you've felt.
I'm a doctor.
I've gone,
okay, on a scale of
1 to 10,
rate your pain.
It's a 10.
Oh, it's never a 10.
If it's the worst pain
I've ever felt,
it's a 10.
Wow.
because it's never been worse.
I don't know how to explain it better to you than that.
I already knew that men and women experience pain different
because I've watched my wife give birth.
You know, like there's this thing that happens.
Yeah.
And me as a man, you just sit there and you are just completely in awe
and you just go, couldn't do that.
Are you slightly in pain when you're watching your wife give birth?
Because sometimes when I see someone vomiting, I feel sick,
I can imagine it's the same if I see someone in a lot of pain.
I'm going.
So there is something called sympathy pain.
I see.
And I believe that most women do not have time for that bullshit.
They're like, oh, cute, you need help.
I'm literally pushing a person out of my vagina.
I'm trying to think the most excruciating pain I've ever been in my life
was a concussion.
And I think I remember, it's hard because I've got a foggy memory,
but I even remember rating that a six out of ten.
Probably the concussion.
Yeah.
That was a six out of ten.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'd love to, actually, like you said, I'd love to hear a doctor's perspective of like,
do you want me to be really honest and be like, I guess it's a ten because it's the worst I felt?
Do women factor the emotional pain into it as well?
We always factor the emotional pain.
I think we're a holistic scale.
When the doctor's like, how bad is it?
You're like, well, physically it's a six.
But you're being really nice to me, so maybe it's a five.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it means that I'm not going to get to see this person,
which, to be honest, takes it up to an eight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Also, sometimes if you just want to have your case heard,
I've always been told to just bump it up a few, you know?
Fair.
You go, it's actually six, but I'll say nine.
It's not.
When you go to 80?
Yeah, this is not advice.
This is not advice.
No, it's not.
But I think some people will understand if you've gone to the doctor for the same thing,
particularly females, the same doctor for the same thing,
a hundred times.
And they go, did you have?
a good night's sleep.
Yep, yep, yep.
Have you drunk any water today?
Yeah, no, I have.
Have you eaten food?
No, you need to limp.
If you've got a sore foot and it is sore, really sore, but as, again, as a woman,
I'm walking on that thing, I'm fine.
Whatever, but I want to get it fixed, limp.
So you get seamed and respected more.
That's not official advice.
Seriously.
I thought you had a club foot.
It's ZM's Breedlin podcast.
Did you guys know it's Mama Die's birthday today?
I saw that you sent her some cute little cupcakes and she was excited.
It was such a nice idea.
It was Claudia's idea.
And yeah, we could not let Mama Dies'
28th birthday go past.
29th, perhaps.
29th.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, true.
That's more realistic.
Yeah, yeah, pushing.
Today, that's lovely of us to do.
So there's two things that play here.
That was lovely of us to do.
Yes.
And then there's the flip side of it.
Her own daughter, Bree, today,
gave out her mum's phone number on Instagram.
You might remember a number of years ago
I gave out my mum's phone number.
on social media so that you guys could call her, text her, send her nudes for her birthday.
But there's a whole lot more of you here now.
Here is my mum's mobile number.
That's right.
That is her number.
She doesn't know this is happening.
We've got to keep it down because she's in the other room.
So please, wish my mum a happy birthday today.
We will not be broadcasting Breeze Mum's phone number.
However, if you would like it, it's not hard to find.
I thought, I thought we could call Bree's mum.
I mean, we'd call her all the time,
but we could disguise our phone number
and come through from a hidden number
so she doesn't know that it's us
and just sort of see how it's going.
Try and hear the frustration of hearing her phone number
having been given out to.
Bree's got over 300,000.
I was going to say, are we going to be able to get through
because they're all going to be trying at the same time.
Let's see if we can reach Mama Di on her now.
Hello, how you going?
Hey, is that die?
That's the best call I've had all day.
Hey, I just found this phone number on the internet.
This girl who, this girl who farts a lot said that I could just give you a call
and wish you a happy birthday.
Happy birthday.
Die, die, die.
You are very chipper for a person whose phone number has been given out on the internet today.
Well, I wasn't at the beginning.
I have to tell you the truth, I was not happy, Jan.
Yeah.
But to tell you the truth, the positivity of people, they're just so lovely.
He's loving all the nudes that you'd get them out of.
I didn't even think about the photos that you might be receiving.
I just thought about phone calls.
But what sort of stuff are the people sending to you on your birthday, Mama Di?
Well, they're all R-rated, so I'm not going to go into that,
and some are better than others, so that's all I'll say.
Have you had buzies? Have people seen you buzies?
A little bit of everything.
It's kind of like a mixed chocolate bag.
Any familiar-looking parts?
Any you can identify?
Yeah, someone that's already a saved number in your phone accidentally.
Not at this point, but someone I'd save sooner rather than later, if you know what I mean?
Okay. God, you don't sound too miffed by it, actually.
You sound like you're kind of enjoying it.
Yeah, I had to say the people are.
Guys, she's like a pig and shit.
She's loving all the attention.
Exactly what I'm feeling.
Exactly what I'm feeling.
Silver lining dye.
Are you having a good birthday overall?
Yeah.
Actually, I actually got a present this birthday because Stephen's not here.
So he didn't have to worry about buying anything because guess what he doesn't normally.
but Brianna bought me,
Brianna and Sapphire, I should say,
bought me the most beautiful present
and now we're off to the movie.
Yeah, what was the present?
Do they have to get you a present
if they just gave you a grandchild two weeks ago?
Well, I told them no,
but they still went ahead and got some,
oh, this beautiful greenstone necklace.
Oh, now it it.
Now it it.
With one hand she giveth,
and with the other hand,
she give out your phone number on Instagram.
She's a mixed bag, your daughter, isn't she?
Well, that's why people don't understand.
It's very much a 50-50.
And now you're going to put up with that.
Well, we couldn't not call you on your birthday.
Happy birthday.
Thank you for being part of our show.
We love you very, very much.
And congratulations on the new edition,
which we haven't even talked to you properly about yet.
But we will.
We'll catch up about it.
And we hope you're having a fantastic day.
Thank you.
Hey, guys, one last thing.
Could you do me a favor and give out of it?
her number on the radio as well, they'd be good
things. No way, Brianna, that's enough.
No. I think I've got 600 messages.
No way. No, we won't do that.
We would never do that to you, Dye.
We would just send you to Bree's
Instagram page where you can find it right there
at the top.
No, no.
Play Z-Eames, Bree and Clint.
This week, we've been looking at songs
that made the scene. We've done loved-up ones.
We've done sad ones. Tonight, it's
a little bit of an uproar with songs that made the scene Rebellion Edition.
Okay.
Nottie, naughty.
Okay, first one.
This comes from...
Explain what you mean by Rebellion.
Like you see the minority or you see the main character finally developing a backbone.
Oh, the underdog.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
One for the little guy kind of energy.
All right, I get what you mean.
So this first one starts when our favorite ogre is in an arena fighting for...
This is in Shrek 1.
Okay.
He's gone to Lord Farkwa's headquarters
and he's fighting in an arena.
He's fighting off all these people
when he realizes, wait a minute, I'm huge.
Wait a minute, I'm bigger than all these people
and he just goes absolutely rogue and rampage to this song.
Yes, and I feel like this song has been used
in multiple movies for the same thing.
Oh, yeah.
Ten things I hate about you.
It's similar.
Ultimate Fight Scene song.
Yeah, but also kind of gaffed.
When someone goes apeship, it feels it's a little bit like, um, it's got like a kickass vibe to it too.
I don't know if it was in there, but I can imagine it in kickass as well.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That gimmicky, but I'm serious.
I like it, yeah.
So we go into a serious one for number two, Hunger Games, Catching Fire.
And this is kind of, I think it strikes more of a nerve.
This is why I have so many, like, New Zealand-based songs in my workout playlist,
because when you hear a Kiwi, I feel more inclined to get fired up.
So when this features in Catching Fire Hunger Games, which is,
quite a rebellious stage in Catanus goes,
I'm coming for you, Snow, and this song plays.
I mean, it's Lord covering Tess for Fears.
And Nailing it, too.
She's got a few on there, yellow flicker beat, hanging tree.
Maybe not.
Is Hanging Tree Lord?
I think she can, oh no, Jennifer Lawrence sings Hanging Tree.
Are you?
Yellow flicker beat is a banger, though.
Oh my God, yes.
Okay. Now back into our
Rebellion songs that made the sing
Art scene. Bridget Jones Diary, folks.
She was laughed at. Everyone was laughing at Bridget Jones
and not taking her seriously.
Yeah, she was sleeping with her boss, Daniel at the time,
and then found out that he was having an affair.
And then this is the backbone.
She, once Daniel goes,
actually, no, I want to offer you a great job, Bridget Jones.
She hits him with this.
But if staying here means working within 10 yards,
of you. Frankly, I'd rather have a job
by having Saddam Hussein's ass.
What a fantastic line.
Rebell!
Fing Saddam Hussein's ass!
I had to Google who that was after it.
No idea who it was. Still don't.
Well, park that, put that statement to one side. That's out the gate.
But yeah, fantastic.
Saddam Hussein?
Oh, I thought it was Madam Hussein.
It's okay.
Sorry.
It's great that the line still had cut through, even though you didn't know.
I knew exactly what she was.
I mean, wiping anyone's bum.
He's one of the world's great dictators.
Like...
Great?
Great on a scale of magnitude.
Oh, not in personal opinion.
No, no, I'm personal.
He's my personal.
Okay, anyway.
I don't know what?
I can't say much about like, okay.
More of a Gaddafi man myself, but, you know.
Yeah.
That's a joke.
That was a joke.
Just, that was a joke.
Okay, songs that made the scene, Rebellion.
This is from, wait, can I play this song and you tell me if you recognize this from a very uprising scene in a movie?
Sure.
Hit him.
Am tune.
Does it immediately come straight to mind with a scene from a film?
To be fair, it could have featured in multiple war videos.
Forest go?
Yes.
Bingo, bingo.
When Forrest is both.
deciding to enter the Vietnam War and leave,
which is kind of both rebellious on both ends.
Yeah, you're right, actually.
Yeah, that's a great song.
And great part of the movie too.
Yeah, one of the many parts of the movie,
remember when he does ping pong for a bit?
And then I always remember a new league of Forest Gumpf every now and again.
I'm like, he was on a fishing charter for a wee while, wasn't he?
The fishing chatter, the forest gun soundtrack's fire.
Is it?
What's another track on it?
Oh, you can put me on the spot.
Jenny.
Yeah.
The one about chocolates.
I don't know.
I just remember it was on CD
and we had it in the car
when I was a kid.
It's a great soundtrack.
Okay, along with yellow flicker beat.
Our fifth and final
songs that made this scene
Rebellion.
The House Bunny,
are you familiar with this?
It's that blonde chicken scary movies
like serious role.
And she gets kicked out
of the Playboy Mansion
because she's 27 in bunny years
or however old that is.
And she's got,
she moves into this sobriety
and sobriety, frat house.
What a,
female fertility.
Sorority.
Sorority.
And she unfortunately
gets all the nerd sorority,
whatever sorority that is.
And she's like,
no, hang on a minute.
I'm going to make all these nerds
absolute hotties
and everyone who's yucked her yums.
They're now like
Googling,
goggling,
ogling, bogling over these girls.
Which is kind of rebellious.
Hit it, Fergie.
It's a rebellion song
through and through.
Oh, pink rebellious artist.
This was her song
rebelling against her ex-husband.
Who she's still with?
Who then she subsequently went back to her, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But they're all right. We like them.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shack my flow.
Banger, bangers.
Forrest Gump soundtrack features Elvis Presley.
It features, God, I just said that it was...
It features Simon and Garfunkel.
Wow.
I feel an uprising coming with that in my Simon and my Garf uncle.
Fetius Buffalo Springfield
Okay, maybe it wasn't as good as I remember.
I think someone swapped your CDs, mate.
ZDM's Bree and Clint
podcast.
Same for birthday banger.
Bree and Clint.
All I want from my birthday
to the birthday banger.
You know the deal.
The number one song on your 16th birthday
will tell you what it is.
And if yours is the best one of the day,
then it gets played out in full.
Erica's up first.
Hey, Erica.
How are you?
We're good.
How's your Thursday going?
You had a good day?
It's been a great day.
I got offered a new job today.
Oh, are you going to take it?
I'm not sure yet.
Were you looking for a new job?
Were you poached?
Yeah.
You were looking for a new job.
Did you put your accurate email address on your CV by chance?
Did that help?
I did.
Yes, it definitely helped.
Okay.
Good to know.
Does your existing job know that you are looking for new jobs?
No.
Ooh.
Scando.
Okay, let's do your birthday bangers.
See if we can make a good day.
a great day. What's your day to birth?
It's the 22nd of the 10th, 1993.
Which means 2009, October 22nd, you turn 16 and this sat at the top of the chance.
Vintage Brittany.
Three, what do you reckon?
I love Britney.
Yeah.
If this wins birthday banger, do you feel like that's a sign for you to resign or something?
I do kind of feel like that might be the case.
All right.
All right.
plane with fire.
No pressure on the decision.
Let's go to Sarah next.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi.
Did you get off her new job today, Sarah, by chance?
No, I didn't.
I feel like there's more than one person there, Sarah.
Yes, I'm in the car with my kids.
Hi, guys.
Say hi.
What are their names, Sarah?
Carter and Olivia.
Hi, Carter and Olivia.
You're on the radio.
Do you want to say any naughty words?
Go on then, go on.
Go.
That sounded like something naughty, but I think what she said,
we were watching the FIFA World Cup.
Yeah, I was that the soccer.
All right, Sarah, what's your day to birth?
15th of the 9th, 1990.
All right, you.
Brooke, you got it?
This means you were 16 in 2006, 15th of September,
where this was number one.
Sisters, sisters, it's a tune.
Do you like it?
Um, yeah, it's all right.
It's a bit of fun, eh?
Yeah.
Do the kids like it?
You guys like it?
Yeah, yeah.
It's got laser beams in it.
Yep, yep, yep.
It's not as good as the FIFA World Cup, but it's all right.
Grace is here, and they're going to do their partner, Liam's birthday banger.
Hi, Grace.
Hi, how are you guys?
We're good, very generous of you.
Have you already done your birthday banger?
Yeah, my one's not good, so I thought we'd do my partner's one,
because it was birthday on Saturday.
Oh, very good.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's too shy to call the radio.
Okay.
Well, you can do his birthday banger, Grace.
What's Liam's date of birth?
15th of August, 1999.
Easy math, 15th of August, 16.
That takes us to 2015, where August 15th, this was number one.
Nobody can drag me down.
Is your boyfriend Liam a directioner, Grace?
Nah, he likes metal music.
Oh yeah, well, he was never going to be happy with this segment.
I feel like playing it just to annoy him.
Good, wait there, Grace.
We're going to choose between Brittany, the sisters and One Direction.
Brooke?
Well, one of the tracks has kind of some...
Remifications.
Yeah, yeah.
So I'm going to say Britney Spears 3, baby.
Erica?
Yeah.
Guess what?
What?
You're quitting your job tomorrow.
Print that resignation.
On Monday.
You're going to wait until Monday.
Drag it out.
Have the weekend.
Congrats.
You've won birthday banger.
Thank you.
Sweet as from 2009.
Here's Brittany Spears on ZM.
ZM.
It's Brittany for birthday banger on ZM.
It was Erica's birthday banger
number one on October 2009,
June.
ZD.N's Bram.
The dating apps are simultaneously the best and the worst thing for a single person.
I've heard, yeah.
It can feel like, oh, I'm on fire, a bunch of hotties,
and then the next second it can feel like, oh my God.
As someone who just missed the dating apps,
I've been with my wife just since just after they launched,
so I never really used them.
I'd say count yourself lucky.
I know, and I've talked to people, I have friends who are on them,
and they find it depressing that it feels like you have to be on them these days.
Like if you want to meet someone, it feels like you have to be on the dating apps.
Is that fair? Do you feel that?
I don't personally.
It's the easiest way to meet someone.
Okay, okay.
Have you been on a date recently that came about in a way that wasn't facilitated by an app?
Yes, but that's very rare.
I get what you're getting at.
Yeah.
Most of my dates have been.
I think my friends, because they're a bit older than your friends,
like a lot more people in our demographic are taken now.
So if you want to find the people who are still available,
maybe the apps are needed for that?
In a nice way, yeah.
Yeah, it's like a meeting place.
It's safe because it's like, well, you'd hope at least everyone on this app is single.
You're looking to meet someone, obviously.
But something, because dating apps kind of all the same thing,
swipe yes, no, text, nothing happens.
But Bumble kind of came out back in 2014 as
we're only going to let the females initiate this conversation.
So rather than having like an influx,
it's kind of refined who you're chatting to in the end
because of the females.
You're in charge.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Which has today been announced that they're not going to do that anymore.
They're going to drop.
So that means that males are now allowed to reach out first.
Unleashed the dudes.
Even I remember when Bumble came out,
that was revolutionary.
Yeah.
That thing.
And it was their point of difference?
Because everyone at the time was like,
well, why would you need, we've got Tinder, why do we need another dating app?
Yeah.
And Bumble was like, no, no, this is different.
Have they said why they're dropping that feature?
It was actually female feedback saying that they kind of got sick of it.
Because if you have been on the dating apps for that time, you do kind of get sick of it.
It's funny how times change, because when it came out, it was like, yes, girl power, I love this.
This is great for us.
And now, what are we, 12 years later, it kind of does feel like, and I don't mean to speak
for women.
But it kind of feels like maybe you...
Go off queen.
Yeah, maybe it feels like you guys are a little bit like,
can you guys do some of the work, please?
In every romantic thing that I have been
and I've had to initiate it.
I am sick and tired of initiating.
I'm sick and tired of planning.
I would like you to put in the first effort.
So now they have, and they've noticed a huge influx.
They haven't said the quality of messages
because I think that's what they were aiming for initially,
like if the female messages and goes,
hey what are your thoughts on?
Maybe now that it's males it's just like, hey, you up?
No, well, here's the thing, guys.
You're going to have to give the men a bit of a grace period,
especially the Bumble men, because they're rusty, okay?
We haven't been doing any of the approaching since 20.
You know, we don't have any good pick-up lines.
No.
Can you guys, so this will help anybody on the dating apps,
and particularly the men who are now tasked with making the first move on Bumble,
can you share with us some of the better
first lines approaches that you guys have received on the apps.
I think you know that, I don't know if they are classed as AI responses, but there's prompts.
Right.
Please don't use one of those.
I'm sorry.
But the amount of times I've been asked if I like sunsets or sunrises more and go unmatch,
because I was like, I think that principle has put a little bit of personality behind this one.
Yeah.
My piece of advice, maybe not line, is make a reference to one of the photos.
Like you've seen several photos of me now go, hey, can I borrow that red dress sometime?
Or, damn, you really like a drink.
Would you like to go for one with me?
Girl can drink.
Yeah.
Who's your hot friend on the left?
There's my go-to line on the dating apps.
Claudia, what works?
I don't think I've had any good ones.
I can only think of the bad ones.
I haven't recently that was like, I probably should have known where this was going,
but he said, oh, I can think of one thing I'd like to change about you.
And I went.
All right.
That is vintage necking.
Yeah.
I was like, I'm going to have some fun with this.
And I said, oh, besides the obvious, what is it?
Yeah.
And he went, what's not the obvious?
I was going to say your last name.
And I was like, oh, that's not fun.
Oh, were you into that?
I liked it.
I was sort of like a...
I didn't speak to him again after that.
I didn't like it.
No, but it takes someone to take the bait so he can do his little line.
Oh, I don't hate it.
No.
Coming out with the last name thing, initial.
is crazy because then you go, how many other people have you used the same line on?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Too much.
And Cordia's like, well, actually, if we get married, I'll be keeping my own last name.
Yeah, you can take my last name.
Thank you very much.
Well, there you go.
Make a move, men.
Yeah, your move, fellas.
That should be Bumble's ad.
Your move fellas?
Your move, fellas.
No, okay.
You can tell I'm not on the app, so.
Z&M's Brean Clint podcast.
Let's play the password.
to pick up the game and the passwords.
Yeah, you weren't taking it seriously yesterday.
No, I did, but I had a brain block.
My word was vape.
Too much on the douche flute yourself.
You can concentrate.
More of a Brooke word than a me word.
Why do you say that?
It doesn't matter.
Look, Ryan, you're going to be playing with Clint today.
You're feeling confident he'll get you across the line?
Yeah, yeah.
I think he sorted himself out a wee bit, hopefully.
Thanks, Ryan.
That's the negative reinforcement that I need.
You know?
We will be taking on Brooke and Lisa.
Hi, Lisa.
Hi.
Got any stern words for me, Lease?
You're my kids' favourite, so do us proud.
Aw, what are your kids' names?
Zoe and Jaden?
Oh, Zoe and Jaden, my guys.
Of course, let's do it.
Let's bring it home for Mum.
Claude, please, can you reveal our passwords to us?
Oh.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Brooke go first because Clint went first last time?
Sure.
Okay, Lisa.
Yes.
I'm going to say
Cleaning.
Right?
No.
Ryan.
Yo.
Okay, first words.
Oh, no, no, I got this.
I got this.
You're not going to do one and done.
Ryan, we're going to get this on first go.
Are you ready?
No.
Yeah, I'm ready.
Is cargo.
Snales.
No, language.
You can't do that.
Claudio.
It's not snails in another language.
It's the name of the.
the dish. That's so, that's so cheeky. Also,
is cargo, can we confirm that's one word?
We can confirm all of this. It's definitely one word.
Yeah, Ryan.
Okay. There's a...
And then you get a reinforcement work.
Yeah, it did. It's needed a little bit of negging.
I have so many issues I'm going to actually take higher up with this, Lisa.
Don't you even worry? Don't you even worry? Because that's an issue on,
that's not going under the radar for me.
Ryan, the angrier Brooke gets, the more stoked I am with our victory.
Yeah, do you read in the face?
She is.
Ryan, there's literally steam coming out of her ears right now.
Yeah, is the vein popping?
Yeah, it's throbbing.
He's can't go away, both of you.
Sorry, Lisa.
Send love to Zoe and Jaden.
That's okay.
Ryan, you're up with the movies to see the new Callum Turner movie.
Enjoy that.
Thank you so much.
Two tickets.
Brian Clinton is very.
