ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast with Mumma Di - 23rd August 2024

Episode Date: August 23, 2024

The one and only Mumma Di co-hosting with Bree. Fridayoke - Hot To Go by Chappell Roan.  How many scoffs can we get from Di for these jokes?  People you know with famous names.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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For the original. We are Mama Dot. Woo-hoo. The wheels are off and they've given us the keys, Mum. They've given us the keys. You can turn up your... Oh, here we go. No, don't press your buttons.

We can turn your volume up. Yeah, I can hear you. No worries. Can you hear me now? Yeah, worse luck. Did you hear that special intro we had made for you? Oh, wow. That was awesome. I felt like I was at a stadium intro. The wheels are off. Mama Di's

bra's off. Oh, Brianna. But that's pretty usual. She doesn't wear one a lot these days. Oh, Brianna. I need all the help I can get. Mum, you will be co-hosting this show with me for the first time ever. The whole show, just you and me in this little box right here. Well, I hope I'm getting Clint's wages for this. He better front up. You know what, I think you've got a point. He does owe you. Can we get an email sent to Clint?

He will be giving his wages for the day to mum and I, Ella. No, I think that's fair. I think that is fair. No, we go higher. We go to Ross Boss, I say. Mum, she already knows where the bosses are. She goes, I know where he sits. I know what I'm going to say.

Give me the money. Show me the money, as mum and I has been saying. Absolutely. In all seriousness, I'm so excited, Mum, because you've been such a big part of this show for a number of years. And I'm very excited to have you on this show for the full day. I think I must do something right. And I think the main thing is that I don't get paid. So I think that's why I get invited back. But thank you guys for having me and you do make

me feel very welcome. The thing I'm most excited about, Producer Claude, I think you're excited about this too. I can't wait. Friday Oaky. It's going to be me versus Mama Di doing Chapel Rhone Hot To Go.

And let me just say, I was in the booth helping you out to record your version earlier today and I must say, you killed it. Well, I reckon if that song doesn't loosen you up, something will. Mum wants a gin and tonic at 4.30, Producer Ella. Is that possible? You've done a fantastic job.

I can't wait for people to hear it. I think it's going to be a full-blown pantsing for me for Friday Oaky. A pantsy? I'm going to get absolutely pantsed. I'm going to have my butt cheeks out. Oh, Brianna. I can't wait to play that. We're going to do that just after five.

And, Mum, we get to give away a trip to see Sabrina Carpenter live in LA. Oh, my God. That's going to be amazing for whoever wins it because I think when you get a big prize like that, it's just fantastic. It's once in a lifetime, isn't it? It is. A bit like this show you and I are going to do this afternoon. Once in a lifetime stuff. Should we get into it?

Yeah, let's go. I think we should get into it. We need two people to play tradie versus lady. We've got a great price from the tool shed up for grabs. So if you want to play 0800 DIAL ZM right now and mum, just for you, we're going to kick off the show with your favourite, Ed Sheeran. I love Ed. ZM's Brie and Mama Di.

Mama Di filling in for the whole show. It's time to play Tradie vs Lady. It's the Tradie vs Lady. Thanks to the Tool Shed. Kiwi owned, trusted by Tradie. Three, two, one, let's go. Oh, we got some great prizes from the Tool Shed, Mum, to give away. Everybody likes a tool.

You love a tool set, don't you, Mum? Today's prize is the 168-piece tool set. It's worth $149 and $50 cash, all thanks to the Tool Shed. The tradies are on 65 wins for the year. The ladies on 76. Shall we meet our contestants? Absolutely. Let's go for it. All right.

From the ladies. She's from Christchurch. She's 19 and she owned two cars and a motorbike by the age of 17. Please welcome to the show, Paige. Hello. Hi, Paige. Very impressive. How are you?

I'm good, thank you. How are you? Yeah, well, thanks. What type of motorbike, Paige? Well, I've just recently upgraded now and I've got an MTO3. It's a Yamaha. Oh, okay. Road bike?

Dirt bike? Yeah, road bike. Road bike. You fancy, Paige. You cool, man. Okay, well, let's see who you'll be taking on for the tradies this afternoon. He's from Christchurch. He's 38, and he loves to do motocross on his time off.

What a match made in heaven. Welcome to the show, Steve. How are we going? You're not running a Yamaha motocross bike, are you, Steve? I am. Oh, my God. It's meant to be. I didn't know your father was ringing, Brianna.

Big Steve's on the phone. I think instead of doing a quiz this afternoon, guys, I reckon it should be a race on the motorbikes to see who wins the Tool Shed Prize. What do you think? Oh, that's not fair. She'll whip me at top end. Well, there you go. Steve knows. He's a smart man, so we'll stick to the T's and C's. Here's the rules, guys. I'm going to read out the questions. Steve, buzz in with tradie if you

think you know the answer. Paige, you buzz in with lady. First to get three correct will take home that prize from the tool shed. Are we ready to play? Yep. I'm ready. All right, here we go. Question number one. How long is the Great Wall of China?

Is it 15,000 kilometres, 32,000 or 21,000? Lady? Yes, Paige, in first. The second number you said? 32,000 is incorrect. Steve? No. Steve? No. A? A, 15,000.

Also incorrect. It's 21,000. But hey, it's a bit of a hard question. It is a hard one. So no points there. We'll move on to question number two. What is Prince Harry's official first name? What can Harry be short for, a nickname for?

Freddie? Yes, Steve. Is that Harold? Harold, it's a great guess, but no. Paige, you want to guess? My brain's telling me Harrison, but I feel like that's wrong. I mean, another good guess, but incorrect. It's actually Henry. Did you know that, Mum? No, I didn't know that, actually.

Yeah, official first name is Henry. Another hard question, so that's all right. No points there. We'll move on to question number three. Buzz in, guys, when you can tell me who sings this song. Oh, come on, Steve. This is right in your millennial pocket. No, I don't have a clue.

No idea? No idea. He's also known as Mr. 305, Mr. Worldwide. Tradie is a pit bull. It is pit bull. We got there in the end. Nice work. Well done, Steve. One to the tradies.

All right, question number four. Anna, Elsa and Olaf are characters from which Disney film? Steve's in. Frozen. It is Frozen. He's away and flying now. Paige, you need this one to stay in it. Question number five.

What breed of cat doesn't have any fur? Lady? Yes, Paige. Oh, now I can't think of the name now that I'm put on the spot. Take a second. Compose spot. Take a second. Compose yourself. Take a breath. A friend of mine's got it.

She talks to me about it all the time. Oh, no. You're making me feel bad now. Three, two. No, I can't think of it now. One. We'll buzz you out. Steve?

I just can't think of it either. I can picture it, but I just... That's all right. We can go to another question. We'll buzz you out as well. A Sphinx cat is what we were looking for. No points there. All right, still two to the tradies.

Question number six. The Warriors will take the field at Mount Smart tonight against the Bulldogs. Which player are they naming? Brady. Yes, Steve, for the win. Sean Johnson is correct, and he's got it. A tough old game of tradie versus lady.

That was a tough one, Brianna. A very tough one. Paige, you fought well, but unfortunately you went down to Steve. Well done, mate. You've got that prize from the tool shed and $50 cash. Awesome. Thanks very much. Well done.

Have a great Friday and a good weekend, guys. See you later. See you, guys. It's Brie and Mama Di. ZDM's Brie and Mama Di. Mum, people are saying that they're going to turn this afternoon's show into a drinking game. Oh, let's go for it.

Friday afternoon, let's make the most of it. What does Mama Di like to drink on a Friday afternoon to get on the Raz? Oh, gin and tonic, of course. You gin and tonic girl. Or even a rosé, you know, watch the Warriors win. Yeah, against the Bulldogs tonight. That's going to be a ripping game. They're saying every time you say, oh, Brianna, you have to do a shot.

Oh, really? Yeah. There's going to be some very intoxicated people around the country. But you arrived into the country last night and we were having good old yarns at home and you were telling me that you went to visit some friends of yours and you dropped into conversation the full name of one of your friends and I said, wait a second, we have to be sure that you're not talking about the famous person.

Well, it could be. I mean, you never know. Who was the friend that you mentioned that were my ears pricked up and thought, that's a famous person's name? Well, I went to school with a girl, Julie Andrews. You went to school with Mary Poppins? How did I not know this? And she can sing. Absolutely. Lovely person. Well, yes, she can sing. We've seen the movies. She's got the pipes on her. I didn't know you went to school with her.

I didn't realise you were that old. Oh, excuse me, Brianna. Jeez, I don't know. Well, how old's Julie Andrews? Well, she's older than me. I know that. Age game, how old is she? I reckon she'd be 81.

81? She's 88. Really? She is 88. I'm not even going to Google how old Dick Van Dyke is because I'm pretty sure he's 100. Yeah, I reckon he'd be getting up there. He'd be about, what, 97 maybe? Would you?

Yeah, I reckon. Like if you had the opportunity? No, not to hook up with Dick Van Dyke. Would you? Yeah. Like if you had the opportunity. No, not the people. Like to hook up with Dick Van Dyke, would you? No, no. You wouldn't? No, not at all. But like think of the kudos.

Think of the story. Oh, no. He's 98. Look, some people are your cup of tea. Mama Di, I think you're the bee's knees. Oh, Brianna. It's a one night only. You can have as much gin and tonic as you want.

No. It's a no from you. No. I only get a few hall passes and I have to really use them wisely. And you're not using it on Dick Van Dyke. No, not on Dick Van Dyke. I mean, you're smart. Lovely bloke.

That's a good decision. That is a good decision. Julianne. So obviously she realises she has the same name as a super famous actress, Julie Andrews. I feel like you're kind of living in their shadow almost, having the exact same name. That means, oh, no, she probably wouldn't have been famous

when your friend's parents named her. I think she would have been because I think Julie Andrews was kind of right into her career by that stage, if you think about it. Yeah. I'm not saying my age on the radio and if you dare say it, Brianna, you are absolutely meant to be. Text me on 9696 and I will text you back,

Mama Di's real age. No, you will not, Brianna. If you want. You will not. Do you have any other friends that have famous people's names? Well, you've got a first cousin that's got a very, very famous name. A first cousin. I know all of my first cousins.

No, you've got over 100, Brianna, so I don't think you know all your first cousins. No, just cousins. Yeah, first cousin. First? No, not first cousin. I, I see what you mean. No, there's still a hell of a lot of them. Let's not get into the nitty gritty of what first cousin, second cousin and third cousin is. Because I've probably hooked up with one of them if you're saying they're all first cousins. Well, you've got 16 auntie,

you know, great auntie and uncles. So there's a few around. Yeah, what's the cousin's name that has a famous-sounding name? You won't believe me when I tell you. Yeah, go on. Donald Duck. Donald Duck. Oh, that's right. Yes, Donald Duck.

And guess what his profession is? Oh, my God, what is it? He's a swimming coach. That's so good. Yeah, Donald Duck His last name is Duck Yeah On my nan's side, so my mum's mum had the last name Duck

That's so cool So my mother is Edna Duck Oh, mother And her sister She what? Her sister married a swan That's true Yeah

They swan They make quite the babies The swans and the ducks. Yeah. I thought we could throw it out there this afternoon on 0800DIALZM. Do you know someone that has a famous person's name? I mean, we've seen it on the skinny ads. They've found all the people around New Zealand with famous sounding names.

But I want to hear it from you guys. Who is the person that has a famous person's name? Or maybe the famous person has their name. It's Bree and Mama Di. Mum, you're friends with the Julie Andrews. Yes. And your cousin is Donald Duck. Yeah, first cousin.

God, you love to name drop, don't you? Oh, yeah, absolutely. I know a Tom Hardy too. Oh, here we go. But I tell you what, he was no Tom Hardy. There's nothing about him that was Tom Hardy. Oh, let's be real. Tom Hardy is a hall passer.

Okay, now we know what a mumma dies hall passers. We're asking you this afternoon on 0800DIALSATM, who is the person you know that has a famous person's name? So let's talk to Indica first. Hello, mate. Hi. Indica, what is the person you know that has a famous name? I feel really lucky to say that I know Taylor Swift.

No way. You're kidding. Yeah, amazing. Who is the Taylor Swift you know? Describe her for us Probably opposite to the Taylor Swift But she's my friend And I've known her for a few years And when I first met her

I made her get her ID I was like, I do not believe you Really? Spelled the same? Yep, she does have a hyphen Really? Spelled the same? Yep. She does have a hyphenated last name, but the first part is Taylor Swift. She goes by that. So tell me something.

Was she named after Taylor Swift? Or how old is she? She's 22. So she was probably before Taylor Swift. Yeah. Yeah. Before Taylor Swift got famous anyway. Well, she's famous too now, isn't she?

Hey, Indica, has she been contacted to be on one of the skinny ads yet? No, she hasn't, but maybe I should put her name forward for that one. Hey, put her forward. She might be able to make a couple of bucks off of it. Oh, my gosh, yeah, great idea. Hey, thanks for calling through. Really appreciate it, Indica. Thank you.

Have a good weekend. Thank you. Bye. See ya. Someone texted through, Mum, and they said you. Have a good weekend. Thank you. Bye. See ya. Someone texted through, Mum, and they said, I'm dating a guy called Harrison Ford. Yes, sirree, Bob. Is that one of your hall passes?

Absolutely. Me too, actually. Oh, yeah. There'd be a cat fight between you and I. Oh, well, I think I'd win. I'd have to win. I'd take you down. No.

Oh, Brianna. Yeah, no, I think I'd have you put a couple of drinks in you and put you straight to sleep. No, no, no. Let's talk to Paige on 0800 dials at M. Paige, you work with someone with a famous name. Yes, indeed. Who is it, Paige?

I work with the Dan Carter. The Dan Carter, a legendary all black in underwear model. 100%. Yep, that's the guy. Do people get a kick out of it every time they find out his name? Yeah, pretty much. At least every couple of days someone makes a wee joke about it. It'd be so annoying for him on the phone.

Like if he's, you know, calling up for car insurance or whatever and every time he mentions his name, do you reckon people are like, I wonder if it's the real one? I think so, but wouldn't it also be cool if you get discounts or, you know, stuff like that? True. Yeah, like you call up a restaurant, might be booked out, and then you say, oh, it's Dan Carter, and you're not lying.

And then they think, oh, it's the Dan Carter, one of the greatest rugby union players of all time, and your friend turns up. I know, but you'd get the best table. Yeah. How could you go wrong? I mean, you did right, Paige. And has he been on a skinny ad yet?

No, but they always joke he needs to be. Yes. I think, mate, you need to convince him. I'll try. I'll try. It's a work of art. An absolutely name drop. That's the way to go. Yes, I think, mate, you need to convince him. I'll try. I'll try. It's a work of art. And absolutely, name drop. That's the way to go. Use it. Yeah, absolutely. Hey, have a good weekend, Paige. Thanks for calling. See you, Paige. You too. Thank you. A few more texts. Someone said, my mate's name was

Muhammad Ali. And one time we got pulled over by the cops and asked for our names. And my mate told him that his name was Muhammad Ali and the cop said, stop being such a smartass. Oh, I reckon that even tops mind. Donald Duck. I mean, it's a great name. It's a great name. Someone else said when I was younger there was a guy in my group

of friends with the name James Bond. Oh, that's pretty cool. I wonder if his middle name was Danger. That would have really been the cheerio. That would have been really, yeah. A few more. Someone said, I'm friends with Rachel McAdams. I wonder if she goes out with Ryan Gosling.

And last one, I'm married to Paul Williams. He's the guy from Taskmaster New Zealand. And she said he's just as funny. Oh, and just as good looking? Just as good looking. Oh, Paul Williams will love that. Not bad. Someone tell Paul Williams Mama Di's keen on him.

Hey, stick around. Not too shabby. It's ZM's Bree and hang on, is that? It is. Mama Di. There she is. Coming in at the clutch, off the bench. Oh, jeez, I'm a good bench player, but I've never been a main player, Brianna. It's about time ZM put me on the role, the bank role.

You are the player, Mum. To me, you are the star. You're our main squeeze. You're the Sean Johnson of this show. Oh, gee, that's the highest compliment, but what does she want, guys? What does she want? I just want you to cook me dinner tonight. There it is. No, it's so nice to have you here and very special that we get to do the show together today. And thank you. I know that it's not your natural habitat,

but you're absolutely shining. The people love you. I love you. You're doing a great job. Well, I hope so. And I hope New Zealand get a win tonight because they've had a win today because I've been here. So let's go.

Look at this. You give her an inch, she takes a mile. Her ego's exploding. ZDM's Bree and Mama Di. Bree and Clint, Mama Di, filling in for the whole show today. Yeah, I'm here and I'm not going away yet. There you go. You've heard it here first.

Hey, I heard Fletch Vaughan and Hayley talking about this story this morning, but I thought we can't do the show today, Mum, without me telling you about this horrific story that's happened to a guy in Thailand. Oh, no, it doesn't sound good. So get this. A guy has gone to the toilet, as he always done, and an unexpected turn happened

when he encountered a snake inside the toilet bowl. Oh, no. The man from Thailand didn't know what was happening when he encountered a snake inside the toilet bowl. Oh, no. The man from Thailand didn't know what was happening when a python leapt from inside the toilet bowl and bit his testicles, leaving him in excruciating pain. Did he end up with, you know, did any of them go or not? The snake took a bite of the apple. This is what he said.

He said, after flushing, I sat down, but after a few moments, The snake took a bite of the apple. This is what he said. He said, after flushing, I sat down, but after a few moments, I felt a sharp pain in my testicles. Something had bitten me. I reached down and to my horror, I grabbed a snake by the neck and its fangs were still sunk in. I held the snake's neck tightly, trying to pull it out of the toilet, but it was incredibly strong and wouldn't budge. Panicking, I spotted a toilet brush nearby

and started whacking the snake as hard as I could. Thankfully, I'm okay now and in case you're wondering, my testicles are fine. Oh, my goodness. Imagine going to the toilet to do your business, a snake comes out and bites you on the testes. I don't think it's a good experience, is it? I mean, you know, it'd be bad enough if you got bitten by a redback

or something like that. There was a story a couple of years ago about a tradie in Australia who went to a port-a-loo and a redback did bite him down there. Not ideal. There's a song about did bite him down there. Not ideal. There's a song about it, isn't there? Yeah. Have you ever been bitten by an animal on the privates? Oh, Brianna, fair dinkum.

The only issue that I had, I mean, I wasn't bitten by anything, but I fell down on a boy's bike once. That wasn't so good. Holy smokes! At least I had three children later on, so it worked. What happened to the seat? Well, I slipped on the pedals. I was going up the hill, Brianna.

It happens. What, the seat, Brianna. It happens. What, the set came off? Oh, no. It was a boy's bike. You know how they have the bar across the top of it? Yeah. It's not the girl's bike without the bar, so to speak. Holy smokes.

Oh, gee, I cried for weeks. I bet you did. I remember, like I recall you getting bitten by a horse on the bottom. Oh, gee, I cried for weeks. I bet you did. I remember, like I recall you getting bitten by a horse on the bottom. Oh, yeah. Remember that? I remember that. It was a pony. Well, that's at least what you told Dad.

He said, what's this? You said, oh, I got bitten by a horse. Yeah, that wasn't good because the pony wouldn't let go. I don't know why it's thought that that was so fleshy or it looked good. It just looked juicy. Oh, no, it wasn't good. What horse was that? Do you remember?

Yeah, that was Honey. That was your horse, if I remember. Yeah, I taught her to do that, actually. And it would not gallop for the life of you unless you put some food in front of her, but she did like backsides. Didn't that horse kick you in the leg as well? Oh, no, it broke my nose. Oh, that's right.

Yeah. That horse didn't – No, it wasn't a good experience at all. It wasn't a good match. No. But getting bit on the bum by a horse, what was the pain level like between one and ten? You know, the funny thing about that is that it's when they let go. on the bum by a horse, what was the pain level like between one and ten?

You know, the funny thing about that is that it's when they let go. Because all the blood rushes to it. Yeah, it's not good. It was the worst hickey you've ever had, wasn't it? Oh, mate, that's the biggest hickey I've ever had. I think I've only ever had one. As mum always says, holy Toledo, that hurt. Let's put it out there on our 800 dials at M. What bit you?

Don't tell us about your male friends or female friends things. Well, they can if you want. What bit you? 0800 dials at M. We've done it a few times. You've always got ripping stories for us. It's Brie and Mama Di. And right now we're asking, what bit ya?

Well, Brianna, I know I have to tell this story. No, you don't. I think we need people to talk to. Look. Okay, we'll talk to them and then I'm going to tell the story. Who's the story about? It's about you. So when you were younger... Oh, she's

straight into it. Yeah, straight into it. You were well known for biting other animals like dogs. What? Yeah, because if they were annoying you, you'd turn around and bite them on the tail. So you were the biter.

No, the story... Not the bitey. The question isn't who did you bite. We're asking what bit you are. Well, I'm talking for the dogs. Oh, God. Turns out I was a biter. Nothing's changed. Let's talk to Tegan on 0800 dials and air.

Hello, Tegan. Hi. Hi, Tegan. Mate, tell us what bit you are. First of all, long-time listener, first-time caller. Woo-hoo! Yeah, you are, Tegan. Flesh gold, baby.

Woo-hoo! Finally, we've reeled you in, and it's great to have you here, Tegan. Thanks so much for finally. Yeah, for calling through. Now, tell us, was it your husband that got bitten? It was. Yeah, he was bitten on the nipple by a sheep while he was sharing it. Did you say bitten on the nipple by a sheep?

I did, yes. Well, I mean, it serves him right. He was shaving the sheep, so the sheep was, it's self-defense. And has the nipple recovered? It is, yeah. I don't think he has, though, because he wasn't so happy that you guys rang back. Oh, Tegan, that's brilliant, mate.

I'm just glad the sheep didn't bite it off. That wouldn't be real good. It would have just had areola left, Tegan. Wouldn't have been good. Tell your husband we said hello, all right? Have a good weekend, mate. Awesome, you guys too. Thanks so much.

See you, bye. So many good texts coming through on this. Someone said that I got stung by a bloody wasp on my left testicle when I was seven. The left one, not the right one. Wouldn't be good, would it? The swelling. I wonder if it went down.

He probably appreciated it later. Oh, my God. There you go. Mumma Di talking about your testicles. All right, let's talk to Andy. Hello, Andy. Good afternoon. Hey.

Hi. Tell us, Andy, what bit you? It didn't bite me. It actually bit my sister. What bit your sister? We were at the lake one day when we were younger, and she's actually scared of geese and duck now, but she got bit on the bum by a geese.

They kind of hiss, don't they? And, yeah, she's listening now, so sorry, but not sorry. What's your sister's name? Katie Shout out to Katie Where did it bite her exactly? Pretty sure it was on the bum Yeah

That wouldn't be good, would it? At least geese don't have any teeth They don't have teeth, do they? Do they have teeth? I'm sure they're the ones with the teeth The little serrated beaks She doesn't like birds or ducks or anything like that anymore. These days she's scared of them.

Yeah, she'd have to sleep with one eye open, I bet, Andy. Look out. Hey, thanks for calling through. Have a good weekend. See ya. See ya. Someone texted her and said, I got bit by a horse as well. Head height right on the boob.

It drew blood. Just grateful right on the boob. It drew blood. Just grateful it didn't bite me as I had my three-year-old with me at the time. Oh, jeez. That's not ideal. Yeah, that's a good fleshy part to bit. Oh, my goodness.

One more on 0800 dials at M. Hello, Avril. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. Happy Friday to you too. Tell us, mate, what bit you? A meerkat bit me on the nose. A meerkat? Yeah, really?

They're so cute, aren't they? Yeah, I didn't think that they were biters. I was doing the meerkat experience at Wellington Zoo and it tried to jump on my head and miscalculated and so bit my nose to stop from falling. And did it draw blood? It did and I was real glad I didn't get a scar because it would have been a good story to tell. God, it would have

been. It would have been a good story. What did the zookeeper say? Were they quite shocked when it bit you? Oh, we were all just cracking up laughing. That's hilarious. Hey Avril, have a good weekend, mate. You too. See you, Avril. Bye, Mama Di, too.

Oh, hi, mate. I love your name. Thank you. There you go, mate. See you. Up next on the show, Mama Di, you're going to have a crack at the One Second Song Challenge. Oh, no, Brianna.

No, don't worry. Don't worry. We're going to look after you. There will be some songs from your day and age. Zid M's Bri and Mama Di. Oh, the vibes are on, Mama Di. The vibes are on. We're cutting loose here now.

We just had a dance-off in the studio and Mama Di wiped the floor with me. Yeah, well, when you pull out an ACDC move, it always is the best. You better watch out. You'll need a hip replacement. I've told you. Be careful. Hey, it's time to play the one second song challenge. Time is waiting.

You only get one second of a song. No hesitating. You only got one second of a song. Mum, you've always said that you wanted to give this a crack. Oh, not really. Okay, I made that part up, but just go with it. You've always said you've wanted to have a turn. Just let me have a great partner.

Okay. That's all I want. We do play along with people that listen, and let's meet our partners right now. First up is Elliot. He'll be joining my team. G'day, mate. Hi. Good to have you on board, Elliot. Let's win you this 50 KFC chicken dollars, okay? Thank you. Right, good deal. Joining your team,

Mum, is Brian. Yahoo! Brian, let's go, mate. Yeah, we got this, Mum and Dad. Oh, thank God. I'm nervous. Brian sounds confident. It might be the dream team, but Claudia, you're going to run the show. You're running the game. What are the rules?

So essentially, I'm going to start a song from the beginning. You just need to buzz in with your name if you think you know what it is. And I reckon for this round, I might do one point for the name of the artist and one point for the name of the song. So more chances for points. Okay. Okay. The theme today, these are all songs that remind me of Mum A Die.

Oh, well, this is your game to lose then, Mum. Oh, my goodness me. So Free and Die, you guys will go first and then I'll get Elliot and Brian to follow up behind. Okay, so it's you and me, Mum. Buzz in with your name if you think you know. Yeah, and a point for the artist, a point for the name of the song. Here is your first one.

Good luck. Die. Die. Mama die. It's Saturday Night Fever, Bee Gees. No, Staying Alive, sorry. Saved it. It's from Saturday Night Fever, Staying Alive, Bee Gees.

Is that an extra point for knowing the history of the song? Yeah, jeez, she nearly... And another hall pass in that one. Which Fiji? The whole show... Barry, of course. The whole show is just mum naming her hall passes. You keeping a list?

It's a long list so far. All right, that means Elliot, Brian, it's your turn to play. Are you ready? Are you ready? Yep. Okay, good luck. Here is your song. I'm Elliot.

Elliot, what do you reckon? Is it Seven Rings by Ariana? Go on, Elliot! How? Mum, do you remember when you covered that song? Oh, do I really want to remember that? That's what I know. I'll sing it.

I'll lock it. I want it. I got it. Elliot, nice work. Well done. You've kept us in the game. Let's go, Brian. Okay.

Okay, we are all tied up at the moment. It's two points per team. Brianna and Di, this one's for you. Bring. Bring. Bring. Oh, mama doy. It's Ed Sheeran. You've secured one point.

Thinking Out Loud. Finally. Thinking Out Loud. You should have buzzed it. All right, we're on the roll, Elliot. You can put the nail in the coffin right here. Come on, Brian. You can do this, mate.

Are you guys ready? Good luck, everyone. Here's your song. Yep. First class. I'll be Elliot. Elliot's in. First class.

Bye. Jake Harlow. Close enough. Oh, well done, Elliot. Thanks. Is that the win? That is the win. That's the win. That is the win for Team Brianna.

Well done, Elliot. Hey, how old are you? I'm 12. You're 12? Wow. Elliot, that was amazing. 50 KFC chicken dollars coming your way. Oh, my God.

Thank you so much. You're so welcome. That's awesome. Thanks, Brian, for being on my side, mate. Sorry, Brian. Not your day. Not my day, no. Call back any time.

We'd love to have you. And Elliot, enjoy that cave scene. Call the show any time, alright? Thank you. I will. Awesome, Elliot. Oh, what a sweetheart. That was the One Second Song Challenge. It's Brie and Mama Di. Howdy. Mum? Yes, Brianna. Are you ready to play a little

game? Look, with you, who knows where this is gonna go, but I'll have a go. Alright, let's hit it off, Brianna. Are you ready to play a little game? Look, with you, who knows where this is going to go, but I'll have a go. All right, let's hit it off, Claude. Hello. Can I get a hoia? This is called Can I Get A? Mum, finish it off.

A hoia? Is it? That was good. That's exactly what it is. Can I get a... Can I get a... And, Mum, it is your turn to play. Have you heard us play this before?

Multiple times. Okay, I'll give you the rules just so we're in sync, but it's pretty simple. We're going to call a random business and when they answer, the only words you're allowed to say are, can I get a? No worries, okay? No matter what they say, all you can say is, can I get a?

And if they say, hiya, you get a point. Okay. All right, that's a win. Are you ready, Mama Di? I am ready. We're going to call a dentist in Dunedin. Here we go. Good luck.

Hello, this is Joanna from Dunedin Dental. Can I get a? What was that, sorry? Can I get a? Pardon? Can I get a? Pardon? Can I get a? Oh, yeah. Woo-hoo!

We got a! Made my day. Let's go, baby. Let's go. I can't believe you just got that. Oh, wow. What a champ. I felt like she was going to leave you hanging.

One last time. Mum, can I get a? Can I felt like she was going to leave you hanging. One last time. Mum, can I get a... Can I get a hoya? That's it. Can I get a hoya? Maybe back. Never. But that was a lot of fun.

Hey, stick around because we're going to be calling the winner of that Sabrina Carpenter trip to LA back right after this. And a Friday Oki for the ages is on the way. Mama Di doing Chapel Roan hot to go. It's going to be a ripper. It's not going to be good, guys, but it'll be a lot of fun and everyone

get their dancing shoes on. What she said. Zid M's Bree and Mama Di. You know what else is going to be lovely? No, I don't know about that. Friday Oaky. Ladies and gentlemen. Here we go.

Bree and Clint's Friday Oaky. If you ever were to stick around to listen to a Friday Oaky, it is this one. It's not the time. It is this one. It is not the time. Mum, you need to back yourself. I was there with you in the booth. You've done a fantastic job. I'm pretty sure

it's going to be a down trowel for me today and I'm fine about it. I don't know about that, Brianna. I think you've killed it. We've both spent 15 minutes with our audio engineer Sam, the most patient man in the world. I reckon I literally killed it, but let's see how we go. And I tell you what, Clint owes me big time, and I am not forgetting it very soon. Mum would die the whole time.

Clint owes me for this. I can't believe he's made me do this. Here's the deal. We've recorded this absolute ripper from Chapel Roan, Hot To Go. Mama Di's new favourite song. She heard it for the first time this morning. She's been in the booth. I've recorded, you've recorded.

We will play both out in full, and then it will be up to you guys to decide who has the best Friday Oki. I reckon we should have a buzz out. It's not how this works, Mum. Because I chose the song, I will graciously go first, and then we will wait for the absolute piece de resistance, Mama Di's version. But first, here comes my chapel roan, hot to go.

Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. Pray for me. I could be the one or your new addiction It's all in my head but I want non-fiction I don't want the world but I'll take this city Who could blame a girl? Call me hot, not pretty Baby, do you like this beat? I made it so you dance with me It's like 199 degrees

When you're doing it with me Doing it with me H-O-T-T-O-G-O Snap and clap and touch your toes Raise your hands now, body roll Dance it out, you're hot to go H-O-T-T-O-G-O Snap and clap and touch your toes Raise your hands now, body roll H-O-T-T-O-G-O. Snap and clap and touch your toes. Raise your

hands now, body roll. H-O-T-T-O-G-O. H-O-T-T-O-G-O. You can take me hot to go. H-O-T-T-O-G-O. You can take me hot to go. Brianna, I reckon you've done a G up. What? That's not you. That's somebody else. Did you hear the flat chorus? I think it was me. I think it was.

But, hey, that's not why we're all here. I know why I'm here. I'm here to hear Mama Di's version of Chapel Roan's Hot To Go. Can I just say, Mum was very nervous getting into the booth, I'm here to hear mumma Di's version of Chapel Roan's Hot To Go. Can I just say, mum was very nervous getting into the booth, very outside her comfort zone, but you've absolutely killed it. You've already won. No, I haven't.

You've already won because you're here and you're doing it. Are you ready to go? Oh, well, okay. Let's play it. Someone just said, oh, my God, that was as flat as my chest, Bree. Well, that person could have double Ds. We never know. Oh, wait a minute. There's going to be another one yet.

Okay. All right. Here we go. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. Mama dies. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. Five, five, five. Mama dies, Chapel Roan.

You've got it, Mum. Good luck. Start wasn't real good. I could be the one or your new addiction It's all in my head and I want non-fiction I don't want the world but I'll take this city Who can blame a girl? Call me hot, not pretty Baby, do you like this beat? I made it so you dance with me

It's like 199 degrees When you're doing it with me Doing it with me H-O-T-T-O-G-O Snap and clap and touch your toes Raise your hands, now body roll Dance it out, you're hot to go H-O-T-T-O-G-O. Snap and clap and touch your toes. Raise your hands now, body roll. Dance it out, you're hot to go. H-O-T-T-O-G-O. Snap and clap and touch your toes. Raise your hands now, body roll. H-O-T-T-O-G-O. H-O-T-T-O-G-O. You can take me hot to go. H-O-T-T-O-G-O, you can take me hard to go.

Yay! Oh, my goodness me. You killed it. You did such a good job. I killed it, literally. I feel like your chorus was very, very solid. Well, all I can say, if it wasn't for the miracle man, Sam. He is a miracle man.

And I tell you what, I needed probably a little bit more of a miracle. But I'm happy with the chorus. I think you did a fantastic job. We both had a lot of fun. But it is time to vote. I think it's going to be a pantsing for me. And I'd be totally fine with that because I think you deserve it. You've done a fantastic job.

That's Brie and Mama Di. We need to get a result for this. Mama Di and I have just taken on Chapel Roan's Hot To Go. Someone has text through and they said, Now we know where Brie gets her lovely singing voice from. Well done, Mama Di. You're a lot braver than me. Someone else said, Mama Di, you could be the next Sabrina Carpenter.

Well, all I can say is I think I've done a better job than Clint because he's not here, is he? Mum's so dirty at Clint because she's had to step in for Friday Oaky because he's not here. I'm really dirty. I think the people are not dirty. They absolutely loved it. But it's time to get a winner. Who are we going to first, from top to bottom, Ella?

From top to bottom, let's kick it off with Emily. Hello, Emily. Happy Friday. I am. Now, mate, we need your feedback And then you can cast your vote Okay so you know how like you listen to a song And you can't properly hear the words Yes

I love when you guys do this because It helps me actually hear the words We emphasise each word I love when you guys sing because it means I can actually hear the words Yeah I don't know if that's a You've done better today than Clint has ever done.

Oh, thank you, Emily. Oh, you are amazing. Don't worry about it, okay? Clint wouldn't have gone as hard as you did and you did fantastic. Yes, Emily, I have to agree with you. And I think you guys should do the TikTok dance that goes

with it. I've been teaching her, Emily. She's nearly got it down pat. So stay tuned. We'll post it to social soon, okay? On one condition, Emily, you have to do it as well, mate. I'll do it. I'll get my partner. I'll see if he'll do it too.

Sounds good. So you're voting for Mama Di? Yes. Perfect. I mean, did I even have to ask, Emily? Duh. Stupid me. Thank you so much for listening. Have a good weekend. Thanks, mate. You too. Alright, one vote to you, Mum. I have a feeling it's going to start a trend. Let's talk to Bella. Hi, Bella. Hi. Oh, Bella,

beautiful name. Absolutely beautiful. Oh, look at you trying to butter them up. Hey, Bella, what are your thoughts this week, mate? I think you guys hit those notes. I think I can't wait for it to be released on Spotify. Mate, I don't think you'd be getting many streams. Oh, thank you, Bella. Thank you so much for your wonderful comments.

Oh, listen, mum's already, they're already going to her head. Who are you voting for this afternoon, Bella? I'm going to vote for mum and I. You got to. You got to. You got to do it. And I understand. Hey, you have a good weekend.

You too. See you, Bella. All right. Thank you. You're two in front. Oh, geez, Brianna. Well, let's talk to Amy on 0800-DIALS-AT-M. G'd you, Bella. All right. Thank you. You're two in front. Oh, jeez, Brianna. Well, let's talk to Amy on 0800-DIALS-IT-M. G'day, Amy.

Hi, Bri. Hey, Mama Di. How's it going? We're good, Amy. Yeah, awesome, Amy. Good. I feel like you'd be feeling hot to go after that. Oh, God, so hot to go, Bri.

So hot. I could sense it. I could sense it. What are your thoughts? Both of you guys. Oh, God, so hot to go, Bree. So hot. I could sense it. I could sense it. What are your thoughts? I'm so in love with both of you guys. Oh, okay. So, literally, my children and I vote for Bree, no matter how horrific you sound.

I'm sorry, but today, Bree, we're going to... Oh, it's a mum-and-die absolute trilogy. Melted by heart. What are the kids' names? Oh, it's a mum-a-die absolute trilogy. You have melted my heart. What are the kids' names? Wesley, Sebastian and Miley. Oh. They are awesome.

They are like the biggest fans. So if you could say hi, they will die. You say hello to say mum-a-die says hello. Hi, guys. How are you going? And I absolutely thank you so much for your vote. Keep listening and go the Warriors. Up the wars.

Hey Amy, I'll forgive, tell everyone I'll forgive all of them if I get their vote next week. Always your vote, every week. I love you guys. Love you guys so much. Well, that's the win. I have predicted a down trowel and I think we're going to keep going.

Steph, hello. Hello. How are you? We're good, mate. How are you going? Oh, pretty my way. Just rocked in from work, so, yep, feeling good. Did that make your week, hearing Mama Di do Hot To Go?

It did, actually. And I must say, I'm going to go, you know, us mums have got to stick together. You've got to. Always. Oh, thank you so much, Steph. Thank you. Oh, Steph. No worries.

Just keep it up because, yeah, way better than Clint. He sucks. Oh, Steph, we appreciate it. Sometimes I do worry about you too. Mate, I can't believe they've unleashed us on ZM. I know, right? Yeah. We're here.

We're taking our opportunities when we can get them. Steph, really appreciate you calling through. You have a fantastic weekend. Thanks, Steph. You too, mate. Girls together, mate. Girls together. The mum's sticking together.

I knew this would be the case. Michaela, one more vote. Hello. Hi. Hi, Michaela. How old are you? 10. You're 10, which means you know your stuff.

You know what's good in music right now. Who are you voting for? Before I say anything about Friday, can I just say, first time caller, long time, wait, first time caller, long time listener. You sure can. And we will celebrate you, Michaela. Yeah, good on you, Michaela. God, you're my favourite caller of the day, Michaela.

My favourite 10-year-old. My favourite 10-year-old. Thank you so much for finally calling through. And I have a feeling you're going to make it a downtrow. Five votes to mumma die. Am I right? Yeah. Oh, Michaela, you are absolutely gorgeous and girls stay together.

It's the right decision, Michaela. Thank you so much for calling through. Have a great weekend. Say hi to mum. You too. See ya. Oh, what a sweetheart. That means an absolute downtrow in Friday Oki this week

and the replay goes to Mama Di. H-O-T-T-O-G-O You can take me hard to go H-O-T-T-O-G-O You can take me hard to go No regrets. I'd play it from the start again, but it is quite a long one. Oh, no.

We might play it at the end of the show. No. Well done, Mum, can I say. Well, I did have good backing. You put yourself outside your comfort zone and look at the result. Mate, that was so far outside my comfort zone it wasn't funny, but anyway. Well, I'm proud of you. Let's all have a laugh and a dance for Friday.

All right. You know what that means. Birthday banger time. 0800 dials at M. We want to get your birthday bangers on the air. Number one songs when you turn 16. Hey, we might even do a double play. Hell, we might even do a triple play.

You never know. Depends on the songs. My favourite segment. Zid M's Brie and Mama Di. It's time for Birthday Banger. Brie and Clem. All I want for my birthday is a birthday banger. Mama Di's favourite segment.

Absolutely. Number one song where you turn 16. Do you remember what yours is? Angie, I think. Angie? Yeah, very, very old song. I think it's Angie. Who the hell is Angie?

By a very famous group, and I can't think of it at the moment. Claudia might know. Yes, the Rolling Stones. Yeah, Rolling Stones. The Stones. Oh, the Stones. A bit different to the Stones you had last week. Oh, Brianna.

Kidney Stones. We won't talk about that on air, though. Oh, Brianna. Let's stones. We won't talk about that on air, though. Oh, Brianna. Let's get into some birthday bangers. Let's do Lisa's first. Hi, Lisa. Hey, team. How are you?

I'm so good. Hi, Lisa. How are you going? Hi, Mama Di. Hope you're having a great day. I am. How's your day been? Oh, it's been fabulous.

Of course, Brianna's wrote me into doing singing, which I am not a singer, but... You've won, so you can't say you're not a singer. Well, I guess you were against me, so it's not, you know, something to go home about. I can brag about it. Hey, Lisa, thanks so much for calling through. We need your birthday and we'll do your birthday banger. So my birthday is the 19th of July, 1995. All right, that means you were 16 in 2011, Lisa.

And back on your 16th, this was number one. Oh, it's a ripper from Cobra Starship. You make me feel. Are you a fan, Lisa? I'm a fan, but it's a ripper from Cobra Starship, you make me feel. Are you a fan, Lisa? I'm a fan, but it's not a favourite. Yeah, I hear you. I hear you. You don't mind it, but it's not what you were hoping for.

Yeah. You know, there's some other bangers out there. Well, as we say, the birthday banger chooses you, unfortunately. Hey, but it could be worse. Stick around. We might pick that one. What are you hoping for, Mum? Well, I'm hoping for something old school and something with a bit of rock in it.

Old school, eh? Yeah, old school. Well, let's talk to Kay. Hi, Kay. Hello. Tell us, Kay, what is your date of birth? 18th of 8th, 82. All right, that means you were 16 in 1998.

And back in the 90s, this had a number one hit. And I don't want the world to see me Cos I don't think that they understand The bit of the Goo Goo Dolls for you, Kay. What do you reckon? Yeah, I'm happy with that. Pretty happy? I love this song. You like a bit of the Goo Goo Dolls for you, Kay. What do you reckon? Yeah, I'm happy with that. Pretty happy. I love this song.

You like a bit of the Goo Goo Dolls, Mum. I love this song. Yeah, go Mumadai. Woo-hoo. Thank you. You've got Mumadai on your side. Stick around. One more for Craig.

Hi, Craig. Hi, Bree. Calling from the other side of the ditch. First time caller. Wait. Fairly new listener. Wait a second. Okay, first time caller, so we need to do this. First time caller. Fairly new listener. Wait a second. Okay, first time caller, so we need to do this.

And you're calling from, let me get this straight, Australia? I'm calling from Wollongong in New South Wales. No way! Oh my goodness me, Craig. Oh my God, that's so cool. All the way from Wollongong. Well, hey, it's lovely to have you on the show, Craig. Thanks, Bree. It's great to listen to you every day. Can I just say a couple of quick things, if I may?

Yeah, of course. I'd like to say thank you to the poll for making it absent today. And Friday, if you didn't make my ears bleed this week, that was really good. Oh, thank you. Oh, my God. Bless your heart. That was hilarious. Oh, my God. That was really good. Oh, thank you. Oh, my God. Bless your heart. That was hilarious.

Oh, my God. That was so funny. Mama Di, you're a legend. Oh, you're a funny bugger, Craig. Bloody funny bugger. Very funny. Okay, well, we'll pass on your thanks to the poll, which meant Mama Di could be here with us today because it gave Clint a concussion.

So while you're here, we'll do your birthday bang. What's your date of birth? Well, Mumma Di, I'm hoping you'll vote for this one because this will be an oldie. I was born on the 4th of July, 1962. All right. Craig, this will be an oldie but a goodie. That means you were 16 in 1978.

And here's your birthday banger. You're the one that I want. Oh! Yes, Toby. Oh, yeah. Craig, you've got. You're the one that I want. Oh, yes, Toby. Oh, yes. Oh, Craig, you've got to be happy with that. Come on. John Travolta and Olivia.

What a belter. You're the one that I want, Olivia and John Travolta. Oh, mate, that's awesome. Were you a Grease fan, Craig? Absolutely. I mean, who wasn't? That was my favourite movie as a kid. Absolute all-time favourite.

I could probably sing you every song. That's how sad I am. Well, I wish we had more time. Maybe next week. Okay. Call back. Ring again. Hey, Craig, hold there.

We've got to vote. But I have a funny feeling. What are you thinking, Mama Di? I feel like you're going strong. Well, you did like that Goo Goo Dolls song. Yeah, it goes down to the wire, but jeez, Friday, come on. We all have to get up and dance, the one that I want. God. Come on. Ross Boss is going to regret. Crates ringing from Australia. Ross Boss is going to regret. Don't hold it against

him. Letting Mama Di on here. Come on. No, Ross. Come on, Ross. How often do I come? You're right. Come on, Brianna. And are you going? The one that I want. The one that I want is the same as you. I'm going you're the one that I want. Craig, you've won birthday banger, mate.

Yeah, well done. Thank you much, Lee. You're very welcome. Hey, thanks so much for calling all the way from Wollongong. We appreciate it. Oh, wow. You're welcome. Thanks, Brady.

Thanks, guys. We're going to get that on the air right now. Here's your birthday banger. And I'm losing control. It's Brie and Mama Di. There it is. Birthday banger on ZM. Bree and Clint, Mama Di filling in.

We just, I mean, we just lived out our John Travolta and Olivia Newton John dream. Oh, mate, I felt hope was there. I mean, John was there. Olivia was there. We were doing the moves. I felt Hob was there. I mean, John was there. Olivia was there. We were doing the moves. I feel like you gave me the reach around at one point. Oh, I hope you guys driving home enjoyed it and I hope the kids enjoyed it because that's a song for the family.

It is. Absolute banger. Beat Out the Goo Goo Dolls and Cobra Starship. Well done, Brianna. Oh, jeez, I'm bloody puffed. Look at you. You're running in circles around me, Mum. Let's go again.

She want to go again. Yeah, let's go again. Well, maybe. Maybe you'll have to come back and we'll do it all again. That was Birthday Banger. Happy Friday, everyone. ZDM's Bri and Mumma Di. Mum, look, you've become quite famous in your recent years for a particular catchphrase, correct?

Well, I don't know about being famous, but... Oh, it's pretty famous. I don't know. Do you know the catchphrase I'm talking about? Oh, well, Brianna, what do you think? Oh, Brianna. Where I say outrageous things and you seem to be very disgusted. And off at the back of that, I have created a game that we're calling...

Oh, Brianna. Brianna. Brianna. Brianna. Just there. That's enough. The Oh Brianna Game. Now, producers, this is going to be a whole lot of fun because essentially the game is

we're going to tell you a joke and you just react how you normally would. Okay. If we get a scoff, that sounds like, that's one point. If we get the full-blown, oh, Brianna or oh, Claudia or oh, Ella, that's two points. Okay. But you just react how you want to react. Are you ready to play? Okay, I'm ready to play.

Who wants to go first? I reckon the young one, the young gun out there. Ella, do you want to hit Mama Di with your first joke? All right, Di, here we go. What does a robot do after a one-night stand? I don't know. Ella, what does a robot do? He nuts and bolts.

Oh, you got a scoff. I got a few scoffs. I got a few. That's one point for Ella. Mark it down. Quite clever. Well done, well done. Claude?

Okay, I'm going to start nice and simple with a classic. Okay. What do you call a pony with a sore throat? What do you call a pony with a sore throat? What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little horse. Oh, I like that one. But I'm going to say no scoff.

Alright, Mum. My turn. Are you ready? Oh, no. Here we go. Mum, what kind of bees make milk? I don't know, Brianna. What kind of bees? Boo? I don't know, Brianna. What kind of bees? Boobies.

Brianna. Yes! Come on. Is there two? I'm in the lead with two points, but anything can happen from here. That's good. I feel like everyone's going to bring their A game in the second round. Ella, do you want to kick us off?

I feel like this is similar to your one, Bree, but this is good. What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? What, Ella? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts. Oh, Ella. She got the points. She got an Ella. I can relate to that.

Coming through with the clutch. All right, three points to Ella. Okay, mine's a long one, so settle in. A penguin is driving around town when he notices his car is dripping oil, so he immediately drives it to the mechanic. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town just to kill time. He decides to stop for an ice cream and then heads back to the shop. When he gets there, he asks the mechanic if he's found the problem.

The mechanic looks up and says, well, it looks like you blew a seal. No, no, the penguin replies. It's just ice cream. Oh, Claude. You've got the whole shebang. There you go. Is that a three pointer? That could be a three.

I'm going to give you three. You got the scoff into the yo, Claudia. Hey, there you go. Is that a three-pointer? That could be a three. I'm going to give you three. You got the scoff into the O, Claudia. That was solid. And runny at the same time. All right. Mum, my final joke for you. Oh, no.

How does a woman scare a gynaecologist? How does a woman, AK Brown, give it to me, so to speak? By becoming a ventriloquist. What? Brianna. Yes! No, you can't put that on. It's mum and we're live.

We're live right now and that just gives me the wind in the clutch. Damn that was good. I still like the nuts and bolts of it. Alright. It's Brie and Mumma Di. I mean what a show it's already been mum. This is going to go into the radio awards book.

They must be desperate then. No we are. Did you not get that already? Oh, okay. Okay, yeah. Have you seen this story that's been going around? A primary school is banning slang words from Gen Alpha. So Gen Alpha, so you're from the boomer generation. Yeah, late boomers, thank you.

Okay, the late boomer generation. Then we've got Gen X, then we've got Millennials, which is us, then we've got Gen Z, which is producer Ella, and then we've got Gen Alpha. They're the even younger ones. They're all the kids at primary school and they've got all these new slang words that they're now banning at this one primary school. Oh, really? I mean, what would they be coming up now banning at this one primary school. Oh, really? I mean, what would they be coming up with? Well, this is the thing.

I thought we could run through the words because they posted a list of the words on their notice board at the school. And I thought we could run through the list of words and let's see if you know any of them. Okay. Sounds like a plan. So it's pretty easy. The first word that they're banning at this particular primary school is skibidibi. Skibidibi? Is that what it is called? Skibidi?

Skibidi? Skibidi? Skibidi, yeah. Oh, jeez. Really? What do you think skibidi means? I've got no idea. Maybe a bit skitty in the mind or something.

You're being silly. Being silly. Maybe being silly, yeah. I mean, it's not far off. The definition online is a word usually used to start a convo, specifically a convo filled with brain rot. So, like absolute nonsense. So you were pretty close. Yeah.

Well, you probably get that when you're pregnant, so it'd be probably a good word for that as well. Have you been skibbity a few times in your life, have you? Absolutely. You know when you're skibbity, when you've had two venos and you're anyone's? Brianna, I'm not anyone's. I have to still have credentials.

So, come on. Well, I mean, they have to have two legs and two eyes and that's about it. Okay, next one. Sigma. Sigma. When I say, if Gen Alpha would say, oh, that's so Sigma, what do you reckon that means? I reckon that's when you've got an issue with something. Okay.

You're not happy about something. Yes. It actually means so cool. Oh, the opposite. Yeah. Is it? That's so cool. Yeah, that's what sigma means.

What about when someone has riz? Well, they've got pizzazz. You know, they're cool. There's another, yeah, I reckon. Charisma. Yeah, charisma. Riz, that's exactly what it is. What about...

Sorry, Brianna, why are they banning these words? I don't know. I think it's because none of the grown-ups know what they're talking about. Ah, well, that's probably a good point, I suppose. Do you remember, like, at what age you started to realise that there was words that you didn't understand? Like the generation below you started using words where you didn't know what was going on? I think I was pretty lucky because I had people around me in different generations, so I kind of picked up on it. Oh,

so you've always been cool, have you? Oh, you've always had the riz, have you? All right. Well, I think it's having kids your age and all the rest of it. Mother die is sigma. Well, just don't forget, you're riding off my back as well, so it's all relevant. That's very true. What about mewing? Do you know

what mewing means? That means being lazy, maybe? I mean, I love that you're coming up with things. It says, I can't answer your question right now. Is mewing. Oh, so you zoned out. Weird. I mean, I feel like literally I'm at that point where I don't understand

the younger generation. What about get? Get, get. Well, that's obvious, isn't it? Just get out. You've had enough of them. Get out. Jojo, get out, leave. We'll just say that's obvious, isn't it? Just get out. You've had enough of them. Get out. Yeah, Jojo, get out.

Leave. We'll just say that's what it is. Apparently it means like goddamn or like that's a surprise or shock. Okay. I was so geat. I just don't understand why those words would be banned. I mean, there's a lot worse words than that. Come on.

Yeah. Last one I'm going to test you on. That's so bussin'. Again. Mum, that outfit you got on is so bussin'. Oh, thanks, Brianna. I thought it was amazing as well. What?

You've nailed it. You've absolutely nailed it. Wait, are we young and cool? Oh, well, I don't know about you, but I reckon I'm rocking it. Zed M's Bri and Mumma Di. Oh, well, I don't know about you, but I reckon I'm rocking it. Mama Di, you've filled in for the whole show. It's over. Oh. Done and dusted.

I feel a bit sad, but New Zealand probably doesn't be sad for me to go. Nah, they will be sad. You've done, oh, listen. We've changed the outro song just for you. Oh, my goodness gracious me. That's all Claudia right there. That's a dance tune. Let's go, Weekend. What's been your favourite part, co-hosting the whole show for the first time?

Oh, giving away that fabulous prize. To Sabrina Carpenter. Oh, giving away that fabulous prize. To Sabrina Carpenter. Oh, incredible, incredible. Melissa? Melissa. Yeah, Melissa. And, I mean, hearing that in her voice to make someone extremely happy.

It's pretty special. You need something like that in your life from time to time. It's been very, very special. I'm so excited for Melissa. And we've got another trip and more trips. So be listening to Fletchmore and Hayley next week. We're going to give another trip away to see Sabrina Carpenter. One of my favourite things that happened on the show was probably you singing Chaperone Hot To Go.

Oh. H-O-T-T-O-G-O. Look, I think you're going to have to take that off. Hold on, Mum, we're listening. No, Brianna. Fair dinkum. Brianna. It's a replay.

Brianna, turn it off. If you want to hear the whole thing, which, trust me, it is worth it, get the podcast. It'll be out after the show. Don't pay for anything. Wherever you get your podcast. Mum, can I say I'm so proud of you. You've done such an amazing job. This is not easy. You're a natural talent.

You're my favourite person in the whole world and thank you for doing this and I love you very much. Brianna, you make me feel so comfortable most of the time. But listen, ZM, they're a family, aren't they? We are. Magic people. Miracle things happen, as you can hear on the radio. But, Brianna, thank you for having me and putting the trust in me.

Absolutely. And New Zealand, all I can say, one thing, get out there and support the Warriors. Yep, the Warriors. Go the Warriors. A big thanks to Producer Ella and Producer Claude, who are the backbone, the engine room of this show. Couldn't have done it without you.

Love you guys. Have a great weekend. Be safe. And like Mama Di said, up the wars. Love you, Ella. Love you, Claude. Okay, bye. See you.

Bye. Bye. Zidane's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and Love you, Claude. Okay, bye. See you. Bye.