ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Special Edition – FridayOke

Episode Date: January 4, 2021

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Brie and Clint. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment. Friday Okie! I love Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Okie. Thanks Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Okie! I just realised that those statements in that opener are being sarcastic.

What? I've just realised it. No, I think you're interpreting them wrong. I think they're being sarcastic. This is New Zealand's favourite feature. People keep saying, keep doing it, keep doing it. I haven't seen those reviews. You guys make us feel better with your averageness.

Every week, Brie and I take on a singing challenge. It's the same song. We both do the same song. We get 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer who does his best to, as they say in the industry, polish a turd. Al is so over me, the audio producer. He's so over doing these with me.

I can tell. Wow. Maybe you need to buy him a box of roses or something. I might need to. He's just like, you punish my ears every week. You do it to yourself, though, because the songs you choose, like you've never picked a song. You've got to go big or go home.

Yeah. Or. That's my life motto. Or pick a song you know you can choose. In every aspect. You can sing. Bree picked a song this week, and it's Rihanna. Cheers.

Drink to that. Appropriate. It's a Friday. Great weekend song Also, cheers to the fact that Friday Oki Live is back on We're going back on tour with Friday Oki after COVID cut us short Tauranga and Christchurch have been confirmed New dates on our Facebook page Where we have a rest and you guys do the singing

Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready You're going to go first Okay Here is Breeze, Rihanna for Friday Oaky. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Life's too short to be sitting around miserable. And people don't talk whether you doing bad or good.

Yeah. Got my Ray-Bans on and I'm feeling hella cool tonight. And people gon' talk whether you doin' bad or good Yeah Gamma Ray bands on and I'm feelin' hella cool tonight Yeah Everybody's vibin' so don't nobody start a fight Okay Cheers to the breakin', wakin' Drink to that, yeah Oh, let the jemisin sink in, drink to that, hey yeah

Don't let the bastards get you down Turn it around with another round There's a party at the bar, everybody put your glasses up And I'll drink to this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I told them to make my yeah, yeahs lower because they're not good. You sounded baked. Huh?

You sounded baked. Yeah, well, I did it in the hope that the referendum was going to be a yes. And then I was going to be like, this is in celebration. Yeah, right. Yeah, but it turns out it's a no. Yeah, well, I did it in the hope that the referendum was going to be a yes. And then I was going to be like, this is in celebration. Yeah, right. Yeah, but it turns out it's a no. Yeah, right. Buzzy G. Cheers to the freaking weekend.

He honestly sounded stoned. That's what I was going for. All right, there's Breeze Friday Oaky. Is it the winner or am I the winner? Here's my Rihanna. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Life's too short to be sitting around miserable. is my Rihanna. And I'm feeling hella cool tonight, yeah Everybody's vibing, so don't nobody start a fight, yeah Cheers to the freaking weekend, I drink to that, yeah Oh, let the gem of sun sink in, I drink to that, yeah Don't let the bastards get you down. Turn it around with another round. There's a party at the bar, everybody put your glasses on and I drink to that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I drink to that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, sorry, I think I burst a testicle. Yeah. I sounded bait, but you sounded Irish. Yeah, it's the Jamison sinking in. Jamison. It's the year years that get you.

The year years are hard. You know who the year years are, eh? Who? Avril Lavigne. Is it? Yeah. On that song? Yeah.

Is it? Yeah. She nailed it. Avril Lavigne does a it? Yeah. On that song? Yeah. Is it? Yeah. Oh, she nailed it. Avril Lavigne does a good job of it. Yeah, it's quite hard. Us, on the other hand. We'd love five people to ring up and vote for a winner in Friday Okie this week. 0800 dials at M.

Who's your vote? Who are you putting it behind this week? Call now. We'll take the votes next. Bree and Clint. It's time to find a winner for Friday Okie. Friday Okki. It's our famous singing competition, which goes back on the road, not

next Friday, but the Friday after. Tauranga, we're coming to play, do Friday Oki live there on the 13th of November, and Christchurch on the 20th at the Carlton. Details on our Facebook page. $500 up for grabs at each Friday Oki live. And don't worry, we don't sing at those. No, we don't. We have sung, but we won't sing again.

Yeah. You need to pick a winner today between Breeze, Rihanna. And my Rihanna. Oh, sorry. I think I burst a testicle. The highlight was the worst bit. That was the worst bit of the song. Yeah.

It was tough. All right, let's take some votes. Let's go to Ashley first. Hi, Ash. Hi, Ash. Who are you voting for this afternoon? I'm voting for Brie. Thank you, mate.

Don't worry. Did you hear her one? I thought I did pretty good. Thanks, Ash. It sounded like she was partying. Yeah, right. Yes, mate. No worries. Did you hear her one? I thought I did pretty good. Thanks, Ash. It sounded like she was partying. Yes, Ash. It sounded like she'd been partying. Thanks, Ash.

Hayden's here. Hi, Hayden. G'day, Hayden. Hey, hey. What are you thinking? What am I thinking? Yeah. I mean, it's quite tough every week, isn't it?

Yeah, quite tough to listen to. Yeah, tough to listen to. Can I vote for Clint, please? Yes, you can. Thank you, Hayden. Appreciate it. Thank you. Jazz is here.

Hi, Jazz. Hi, Jazz. Hey, guys. Happy Friday, mate. Welcome to Friday Oaky voting. Have you ever voted before? No, I haven't. Oh, my God.

Welcome, then. The power that you possess right now. What are your thoughts this week, Jazz? Well, I'm going to have to go with Clint purely on the fact that his pitch just sounded amazing and I'm going to have to go with, yeah, you did sound like a little bit of a stoner, Bray,

but I love that. No, but who doesn't love that, Jazz? Who doesn't love that? Okay, thank you, Jazz. Appreciate it. Nicola, hi. Hi, Nicola. Hi. Okay, you're a 10. How old are you, Nicola? 10. Oh, cool. And we're so glad you called up for Friday. Hi. Okay, you're a tin. How old are you, Nicola? Tin. Oh, cool. And we're so glad you called up for Friday Oaky.

Who are you voting for? Bree. Nicola, I knew I loved you. I appreciate that, mate. Have a good weekend, okay? Bye. Thanks, Nicola. You've taken us to tie-break.

Are we at tie-break? I think so, yeah. Emma, hi. Hi, Em. Hi. Yes, you guys are both really good, but I think I'll have to go with Clint. Oh, I love that. God, you left us in suspense.

I like the Dominic Bowden suspense of pause. I like that, Emma. Thank you, mate. I appreciate that. Have a good weekend, Em. See ya. See ya, mate. There we go.

Oh, sorry. I think I burst a testicle. I am the winner of Friday Okie. You are the winner. Triumph. I am the hero. Okay, we'll settle down. I am the king.

You only were taking on me, so it doesn't mean much. I'm the best. I am the new Stan Walker of ZM. Man, I think this wind's gone to my head. See, that or the spikes. Brie and Clint. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment. F-F-F-Friday-Oki!

I love Friday-Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Bray and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki! This week for Friday Oki, it's going down in one of the worst traffic jams

Auckland has seen in a very, very long time. So there are probably more people than ever about to be punished by this shocking cover that we're about to do. I wish it wasn't this week. If it's your first time listening, Brie and I challenge each other to a singing competition, which neither of us can do.

We spend 15 minutes only with a professional audio engineer and we do a different song each week. This week I'm wearing a Wallabies jersey for five days straight to raise money for the Cancer Society. So I thought let's go all in and do an Australian song. Vanessa Amorosi. Comeback queen. Comeback queen? Yeah, she's made like

three different comebacks. Has she? Yeah, one recently. Well, she's about to make another one. Oh no. Because she's about to make her ZM debut. That's not true. We've played her song plenty of times. I was going to say. She's about to make her Friday Oaky debut.

She is. As per the rules, seeing as I picked the song, I'll go first. Then straight after that, you'll hear Bree's attempt. And then we'd like you guys to vote. I would like to say sorry in advance and just remember, I believe it's all about energy. That's what I've gone for. So this is an energetic attempt

at Vanessa Amorosi for England. Everybody, everybody, absolutely everybody Everybody, everybody, absolutely everybody Everybody, everybody, absolutely everybody Everybody Everybody needs a little loving Everybody needs somebody thinking of them Everybody needs a little respect And whatever it takes, I'm gonna get it

Everybody needs a hand to hold Someone to cling to when the nights are getting cold I'm no different, I am just the same A player in the game Absolutely everybody, everybody, everybody Absolutely everybody in the whole wide world Absolutely everybody, every boy and every girl Absolutely everybody, everybody

Energy plus Energy and then some. Well, it brought me a lot of joy. I realised very early that that song was not for me. So I was like, you either go all in or what's the point? It's not for anyone that can't sing, which is both of us. So I think that was a really good effort. Thank you very much.

That was very good. And I'm really excited to hear your attempt. Because you are Australian. Oh, it's not starting well. So you should have a competitive advantage here. All right, here it is, my attempt at Vanessa Amorosi. Vanina. Absolutely everybody, everybody, everybody. Absolutely everybody.

Absolutely everybody, everybody. Absolutely everybody. Everybody needs a little loving. Everybody needs somebody thinking of them Everybody needs A little respect And whatever it takes I'm gonna get it

Everybody needs a hand to hold Somebody to want to cling to When the nights are getting cold I'm no different I am just the same player in the game. Absolutely everybody, everybody, everybody. Absolutely everybody in the whole wide world. Everybody breathe and everybody needs.

Absolutely everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everybody. Woo! Whoa, whoa, whoa. Everybody. Come on. Everybody. Absolutely everybody.

Holy crap. I'm gonna fall down. Why was it extra long? It didn't need to be extra long. I had to put a bit of extra spice and everything nice on the end. Someone just texted and said, I'm laughing so hard, I had to pull over and I've woken my baby up. See, this is what this segment should sound like, okay? My stomach hurts from laughing. Someone has to win this, okay?

And we need you guys to tell us who that is. We want five votes on 0800Dials.m right now. Who did the best Vanessa Amorosi for Friday? Everybody! Let's do it for Friday. Everybody! Let's do it for Friday. Bree and Clint.

November Friday OT. You just heard two absolutely. God, they were ripping, weren't they? Very, very good. Highly professional. I just want to read out one text. Well-tuned covers of Vanessa Amorosi. Someone texted her and they said,

this is gold. Hi from the Immigration New Zealand Department. Our office is laughing so hard. And might I say, please don't deport me after that. Might I say, those guys need a laugh at the moment. Yeah, they do. So pleased to be of service this afternoon. You're welcome.

That's the idea. You heard my Vanessa Amorosi. Was that all I get in my highlight this week? God, it must have been bad. Yeah, it's not good. And Breeze. Absolutely everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Everybody. Woo! Whoa, whoa, whoa, yeah. Everybody. Come on. Everybody. Absolutely everybody. Everybody. Absolutely everybody. Stop.

Please. I chatted with Whitney Houston in that, I think. Did you? Yeah. Did you hear that note? I just took it all the way to the end zone. Posthumously. Whitney 2020.

Okay, we've got to find a winner. And Kieran was the first one through. G'day, Kieran. Hi, Kieran. Hi. Happy Friday. How are you? I'm good.

How are you? We're so sorry. Who's your Vanessa Amorosi this week? Who's got it? Oh, you're both pretty bad, but Clint's was the most hilarious. Thank you. I appreciate it. Thanks, Kieran.

You've been very honest and kept it real. We appreciate it. Nikita's here. Hi, Nikita. Happy Friday. Hi, happy Friday. Who are you voting for this afternoon? I'm going to have to vote for Bree today.

She definitely took that one home. Appreciate that, Nikita. Was it the end note? Yeah. Pardon? Was it the end? The note at the end? It was all of them.

I thought Bree's was quite true to form, true to the original. So, yeah, good point. For sure, for sure. Thank you, Nikita. Someone's just texted and said, you can tell the other people that are in traffic listening to ZM right now. The other one's rapidly turning their radio off. Rebecca's here.

Hi, Rebecca. Hi, Bec. Hi. Happy Friday. Who are you voting for in Friday-oke? Well, as somebody that's run karaoke for over 20 years, if you can't be good, make it entertaining. So I'm voting for Brie.

Appreciate that, Bec. Are you telling me mine was bad and not entertaining? It was both. It was bad but entertaining. Yeah, right. True, true. Thank you, Rebecca. Hayden's here.

Hey, Hayden. G'day, Hayden. Kia ora, Fano. Kia ora, Hayden. How, right. It's good. Thank you, Rebecca. Hayden's here. Hey, Hayden. G'day, Hayden. Kia ora, whānau. Kia ora, Hayden. How was that? For the boys, you've got to back me up here. Come on, get me in the game. Back in the girls.

Well, look, just before I vote, I just had one question. Do you pre-listen to that before it goes live? No, we don't. No, we're not allowed to. That's part of the deal. We do all the work, and then the final mix, we don't hear until it goes to air. That's why you probably hear us laughing. Interesting.

Very interesting. Well, the issue is, Hayden, we only have 15 minutes, so you've got to spend that whole 15 minutes on performance. Okay? And then the rest... I used every last second this week. Every second counts here. Yeah.

It does, yeah. Who's your vote for? I'm going to have to back the boys and go Clint. Go the Warriors. Lash gold. Lash gold. Go the Warriors, Lashgoal. Lashgoal, go the Warriors. It's our year, baby. Thank you, Hayden.

I appreciate it. We're at tie break. This is good. Oh, yeah, tie break. This is what we need. Ben. G'day, Ben. Hello, Ben.

G'day. How are you going? No gender prejudice here. This is purely opinion. Professional, impartial opinion. Who did it for you, Ben? So, just a quick comment I would like to say that

Bree you're a little bit pitchy But you really have it at home Yep Clint I mean You tried your best Yeah But you know

That back up singing mate Was It was so off It was so bad Okay Simon Cowell No I love it Ben I love it, Ben. I love it. So I'm definitely voting for Brie. Yes!

Thank you, Benny boy! She's done it. And to the victor goes the replay. Oh, we don't have to play that last night. No, Ben, you did this, mate. This is your fault. Here we go. Absolutely everybody. Yeah, yeah. Everybody! Woo! Absolutely everybody. Absolutely everybody.

Woo! On the radio. Absolutely everybody. Come on. Everybody. Absolutely everybody. Someone texted and said it sounds like the cats are fighting. I'll take that as a compliment, actually.

Brie and Clint. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment. Friday Oki. I love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Brie and Clint.

You've made my Friday again. Brie and Clint. Friday-oke. Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday-oke. It is acapella. Yeah, we're going to go with acapella. And Pitch Perfect was the movie that Rebel Wilson's in, and they all, you know, sing and beatbox. What's the best Pitch Perfect movie? The first one.

What's the second best? The first one. This is our singing competition where we go head-to-head in a singing competition. Usually, we both spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer. For today's song, we are not only doing the vocals, we're also doing the percussion, the harmony, the bass line, the melody. We're doing every single part of it. There's no music.

There's no backing track. There's no instrumentation whatsoever. Which I mean, we've nailed the singing part, so why not do the rest of it, right? So we've spent 30 minutes each with a professional audio engineer today to do this song. This is Bobby McFerrin

and Don't Worry, Be Happy. What we want you guys to do is tell us who does the best Don't Worry Be Happy. Don't vote until you've heard them both. And because I chose the song, I'll start this week. Here comes my Friday OK. Here's a little song I wrote You might want to sing it Note for note, don't worry

I'll be happy Don't worry. Be happy. In this life we have some trouble. But when you worry you make it double. Don't worry. Be happy. Don't worry. Be happy now. Don't worry.

Be happy. Don't worry. Be happy now. That was all me. Every single bit in there, that was all me. Was that accent culturally appropriate? Don't delve too far into it. Now, when I pitched this song,

I realised that it involved whistling. And Al, who is our professional audio engineer, said to me, can Brie whistle? And honestly, I said from... No, I said from the heart, of course she can whistle. I can't whistle. I forgot that she can't whistle. But it doesn't stop me. Really?

I'm a thinker. You found a way around? I found my way around not being able to whistle for this song. Okay. I'm so sorry. Every single bit made by your mouth? Every single bit, unfortunately, has come from my mouth. Okay, here it comes. Breeze, Friday Oaks.

I'm so sorry. Whistle. Whistle, whistle, whistle it comes. Breeze, Friday Oaks. I'm so sorry. Whistle. Whistle, whistle, whistle, whistle. Whistle, whistle, whistle, whistle. Whistle, whistle, whistle. Whistle. Here's a little song I wrote. You might want to sing it note by note.

Don't worry. Be happy. Don't worry. Be happy. In every life we have some trouble. When you worry you make it double. Don't worry. Be happy.

Don't worry. Be happy Don't worry, be happy now Don't worry Be happy Don't worry, be happy Whistle! Whistle, whistle, whistle, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, okay 0800 dial ZM who won Friday Oaky this week is it Bree or is it me it's meant to be

an uplifting song you know it's meant to go I don't feel up lifted I feel like I'm about to feel very the opposite down lifted

yeah because I'm going to get down I picked this song just in case Donald Trump won the election so we could still

don't worry be happy you know I feel like I'm not going to feel happy after these phones phone lines are open let us know your thoughts ZM worry, be happy, you know? I feel like I'm not going to feel happy after these phones.

Phone lines are open. Let us know your thoughts at M. Brian Clint. Friday Oki. An uplifting, morale-boosting Friday Oki. Song picked just in case Trump won the election and you were a bit depressed about the state of the world, we chose this song. Don't worry, be happy now.

And we both spent some time giving it a go, doing our best, doing all the musical instruments with our mouth. Can I just say you picked this song? I did. And I feel like I've been stitched up because I don't whistle and you knew that I can't whistle. I will concede that you had told me before that you don't whistle. I definitely have. But I genuinely forgot. I will concede that you had told me before that you don't whistle. But I genuinely forgot.

I genuinely forgot. If I'd known what you were going to do, I would have whistled for you. Here's mine. Be happy. Don't worry, be happy now. And here's Bree's. Be happy.

Don't worry, be happy. And here's Breeze. You kind of sound like Barney the Dinosaur. Yeah, I need help. Let's take our votes. Five people will decide Friday. Okay, five votes. Sarah's first. Hi, Sarah. Happy Friday.

Hi, Friday. Hi, happy Friday. Happy Friday. Sarah, how's it going? Oh, I'm good. How are you, Bree? Oh, you know, I've been better, Sarah. Happy Friday. Hi, Friday. Hi, happy Friday. Happy Friday. Sarah, how's it going? Oh, I'm good. How are you, Brie? Oh, you know, I've been better, Sarah. I've been better. Who's your vote for, Sarah?

Oh, you, Clint. Thank you. Yeah, no, thanks, Sarah. You don't have to say that. I know it wasn't. Hey, Matt. How you doing? Good, Matt. How's your voting looking? Who are you voting for on Friday Okie? I'm thinking it's going to be a whitewash for Clint. I'm thinking that too, Matt.

But thanks for saying it, though. I appreciate that. Thank you, Matt. Kayla, hi. Hi, Kayla. Hi. Hi. Who's your winner of Friday Okie today?

Brie. It was pretty funny. Yes, Kayla! No whitewash. Yes! No whitewash. Oh, you saved me, Kayla. I owe you a beer.

You've saved Brie from her second down trail of the day. Oh, excuse you. You would have had to do two laps of the table. Your head's bloody getting bigger by the second. I need to come back stronger next week, I think. Hi, Tim. G'day, Tim. How are you? Good, how are you? Oh, week, I think. Hi, Tim. G'day, Tim. Hi, Clint. How are you?

Good. How are you? Oh, no, I'm here too, Tim. Too bad. I'm voting for you, Clint, because I reckon bees are like a dinosaur. Hey, I'll take that. That's better than some other things that people have said on the text machine. There you go, Tim.

Finally, Chav. Hi, Chav. Hi, Chav. Hey. Chav. Yeah. Oh, Chav. It is Chav. I thought Chav, but then I was like, no, that's rude. It is Chav. Hi, Chav. Hi, Chav. Hey. Chav. Oh, Chav. It is Chav. I thought

Chav, but then I was like, no, that's rude. It is Chav. Who's to vote for today? Chav. I'd love to say it was close. It was definitely Clint, I think, this time somehow. Yep. That song definitely hasn't made me feel happy. Don't worry. Don't worry. Okay?

Be happy. It wasn't the lack of whistling. It was the key. Alright, Chav. Alright, okay? Be happy. It wasn't the lack of whistling. It was the key. All right, Chav. All right, man. Be happy. All right. And don't worry.

Be happy now. Whistle. Whistle, whistle, whistle, whistle. Brie and Clint. Friday Oki. I love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday.

I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki! You already know what it is. It's the greatest singing competition in the country. Where Brie and myself put our amazingly average singing voices to work every week with our professional audio engineer who currently is producer Ben, who's doing a fantastic job.

He is doing a great job. We get 15 minutes each and then you guys get to listen to both and then you get to vote. You also get to select the song that we sing. And this week you guys selected Bree's choice, The Spice Girls. Probably one of my favourite songs ever. Yeah, a song that means a lot to a lot of girls. It means a lot.

It's my whole childhood. Yeah, right? Great tune. So who's got the best Spice Girl in them? As per the rules, the person who chose the song goes first. So here you go. Strap in New Zealand. You're going to hear both and then you'll get a chance to vote.

I know 800 dials at M. But here comes Breeze. Spice Girls. You just walked in. I make you smile. It's cool but you don't even know me You take an inch I run a mile

Can't win, you're always right behind me And we know that you could go and find some other Take your leave at all, just don't even bother Caught in a craze, it's just a phase Or will this be around forever? Don't you know you're going too fast? Racing so hard you know it won't last Don't you know? Why can't you see?

Slow it down, read the signs So you know just where you're going Stop right now, Thank you very much I need somebody with a human touch Hey you, always on the run Gotta slow it down, baby Gotta have some fun She's done very well.

Oh, there were some shaky parts. There's some hard bits, eh? There's five different voices to have to master. That's the thing. You're only one Spice Girl. They had five of them. Scary Spice. You know?

Here comes Hairy Spice. This is my attempt at Friday Oki. You just walk in, I make you smile It's cool but you don't even know me You take an inch, I run a mile Can't win, you're always right behind me And we know that you could go and find some other Take or leave it or just don't even bother Caught in a craze It's just a phase Or will this be around forever? Don't you know it's going too fast? Racing so hard you know it won't last

Don't you know? Why can't you see? Slow it down, read the signs So you know just where you're going Stop right now, thank you very much I need somebody with a human touch Hey you, always on the run Gotta slow it down, baby, gotta have some fun

Damn, I feel like there was five different versions of me in there And they were all bad Ben, did you put the low note at the front? Damn, I feel like there was five different versions of me in there. And they were all bad. Ben, did you put the low note at the front? You were meant to put the high. Ah, look, who cares? Don't blame him. No, shouldn't blame the producer.

You're right. Yeah. Ben did well with what he had. We need five votes, though. Five people willing to say, who did the best Friday Oki this week? And the phone lines are open right now. 0800 dial ZM. Bree and Clint.

Friday Oki. You've just heard them. Our best attempts at doing the Spice Girls for Friday Oki this week. Stop right now was the track. And also most of the text messages said that as well. What? Stop right now. This was Bree. Stop right now. This was Breeze.

Stop right now. Thank you very much. I need somebody with a human touch. And this is my one. Stop right now. Thank you very much. I need somebody with a human touch. Horrific.

But let's see what other people think. Andy's here to vote first. Hi, Andy. G'day, Andy. Hey, how are you going? Good, how are you, mate? Yeah, I'm good, thanks. That's good.

Was that the best cover you've ever heard in your life or covers? Oh, apart from my own karaoke version. I'd love to hear that, Andy. Who are you voting for this week in Friday Oaky? Oh, look, it's a hard one, but I reckon I'll have to vote for Climbs 8. No worries, Andy. You nailed it apart from the chorus. The chorus

was death. It was just horrific. Yeah, I feel like I definitely had you on the chorus. I think you did too because your chorus didn't hurt, whereas mine hurt to listen to, but that's okay. Thank you, Andy. One vote to me. Daniel's here. Hi, Daniel. Hi, Dan.

Hi, guys. How's it going? Good. How are you? Good to be back at work. Yeah, man. What do you do? Oh, that's good.

My carpet and vinyl layer. Oh, nice. And you're back in there having to get your clients to sign all these forms and sanitise everything. What a pain in the arse, but at least you're working. I'm doing empty houses, so it's a little bit. You would literally be like, work those thighs, sanitise. Work those thighs, sanitise.

Who's your vote for on Friday Okie this week? Three. Nice. Cheers, mate. I appreciate it. Thank you. All good. Thanks, Dan.

Good work. Thanks, Dan. Let's go to Rochelle. Hey, Rochelle. Hi, Rochelle. G'day. G'day. Oh, you sound serious, Rochelle.

I love that. Oh, I'm driving, that's all. Okay, fair enough. Any comments you sound serious, Rochelle. I love that. Oh, I'm driving, that's all. Okay, fair enough. Any comments you need to make before you vote? Um, no. I knew my winner straight away. Yeah, okay. Clint, I thought you were very good.

Yeah. Started out quite feminine, and then you got a bit masculine in your chorus, but, you know, you did pretty blimmin' good. She's voting for you. Oh, you voted for me? I was waiting for the butt. No, no, no.

I thought you were awesome, mate. Oh, I appreciate it. Thank you, Rochelle. Thanks, Rochelle. James is here. Hi, James. Hi, James. Hello, Glenn.

Glenn, how are you? Good. How are you, James? Good. I'm heading to the Bottle-O after this. Oh, we're already having it for you in here. Is it open? No, we're not. I mean, no, we're not. No, we? Good. I'm heading to the Bottle-O after this. Oh, we're already having a few in here. Is it open? No, we're not.

I mean, no, we're not. No, we're not. Nah, not us. Far out. I think it's a little different. James, who's your vote for on Friday Okie? I vote for Aussie Spice. Aussie Spice?

That's such a compliment. Thank you, James. Kanga Spice. Kanga Spice. Okay, thank you. Really appreciate it. Oh, we're at tie break. Oh, yeah, tie break. Paige, it's up a compliment. Thank you, James. Kanga spice. Kanga spice. Okay, thank you. Really appreciate it. Oh, we're at tie break. Oh, yeah, tie break.

Paige, it's up to you. Yeah, have you ever felt this much pressure in your life? You're going to decide the winner of Friday Oaky. Um, no. I mean, it's not that important. How old are you, Paige? I'm 11. Oh, cute.

How's lockdown been going, Paige? Um, it's pretty boring, but okay. Paige, I'm interested to know, an 11-year-old, have you ever heard the Spice Girls before? Yes. Of course she has. Oh, just chicken, just chicken, just chicken. Who's your favourite Spice Girl, Paige?

Probably Scary Spice. Nice. Scary is pretty cool. Okay, and who's your vote for on Friday Oaky? Who won this week? I'm sorry, Brie, but it's... Sorry, Clint, but it's Brie. Paige, you've made my week.

Paige, I don't think you understand how important this victory is to Brie. The Spice Girls, Paige, at your age, were like my ultimate favourite band, so thank you for making my week. I wouldn't have felt right winning this week. I just wouldn't have gone down well. I needed this one. Paige, thank you for making my week. I wouldn't have felt right winning this week. I just wouldn't have gone down well. I needed this one.

Paige, thank you for voting, okay? And have a really nice weekend. Bye, Paige. Bye-bye. Bye. Thank you. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint.

And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment, Friday Oki. I love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. What we do is we select a song that we want to sing. Yeah, every Friday we completely humiliate ourselves Humor In the name of entertainment What we do is we select a song each And we put it up on Instagram for you guys to vote during the week As to what we should sing And this week Bree's choice of Calise Milkshake is the winner

One of my all time faves What was your inspiration for this song? Producer Ben He was my inspiration I this song? Producer Ben. He was my inspiration. I looked at those buns and I thought, yep. Yeah, right. Bring that to my yard.

Bun, all right, okay. He was making burgers at the time. I understand. It's traditional for the winning song's owner to go first, but I don't really mind. Do you want to go first or second this week? I don't care. Okay, let's start with you then. We'll start with me.

Here it comes. Breeze Friday Oaky. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, it's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours. I can teach you, but I have to charge. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, yeah, f*** Trady. Damn right, yeah,

lads, lads, lads. I can teach you, but I have to judge. I know you want it! The thing that makes me What the guys go crazy for They lose their minds The way I wind I think it's time

La la, la la la Warm it up La La la la la la Warm it up La la la la la The boys are waiting La la la la la La dee f*** la Warm it up La la la la la

The boys are waiting Milkshake crap I just want a bloody beer Can I ask Was that the boy that got brought to the yard in there? Yeah, his name's Keith. He came down to the yard. He said, I heard you doing some peanut butter milkshakes down here. Okay, hold it in your mind.

Hold on to Bree's milkshake. Wait to hear mine. And then we want you to tell us who wins. Friday Okie this week. My milkshake. We're about to hear mine. And then we want you to tell us who wins. Friday Oaky this week. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, it's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like, it's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours. I could teach you, but I'd have to charge. I know you want it. The thing that makes me what the guys go crazy

for. The song sucks. They lose their mind the way I whined. I think it's time. La la la la la warm it up. What are you warming up? Think about the subtext of this song. The boys are waiting. La, la, la, la, la. Warm it up. What are you warming up? Think about the subtext of this song.

The boys are waiting. La, la, la, la, la. It's clearly not about a milkshake. Warm it up. La, la, la, la, la. It's about a f***ing job. It's true. No, it's not.

It's true. It's actually not. Don't hate me because I speak the truth. It's not about No, it's not. It's true. It's actually not. Don't hate me because I speak the truth. It's not about that, though. One person has to be the winner. That's how I interpret it in my performance, okay? Of course you do. One person has to be victorious this week.

The phone lines are open. We would love you to call 0800-DALS-AT-M and pick a winner of Friday-Oki this week. It's such a shit song. No, it's not. You leave Khalees alone. Brie and Clint. Friday Okie.

You just heard two fantastic renditions of Khalees' Milkshake. They just so happened to be by us. One was by Brie. La la la la la The boys are waiting Milkshake crap I just want a bloody beer. And one milkshake

was mine. La la la la la It's about a **** job. Oh, he didn't have to highlight that bit. But I mean, I am speaking the truth

and I stand by it. So who did the best Friday Okie this week? Five votes decides it every week. And you're welcome to try and vote on 0800DALSATM. We'll start with Dylan. Hey, Dylan. Hello, Dylan. Hey, guys.

First of all, does your milkshake bring any boys to the yard? No, no way. I've been waiting for years, Dylan. My milk's gone off. Who's your vote for? Who takes out Friday Oaky this week? Well, you're both good this Friday, but I'm going to have to go with you, Clint.

Thank you very much. I appreciate it. Thanks, Dylan. My milkshake brought that boy to the yard. Let's go to Grace. Hi, Grace. Hi, Grace. Hi. How are you? Good. That's go to Grace. Hi, Grace. Hi, Grace. Hi. How are you?

Good. That's good. Who would you like to vote for for Friday Oaky, Grace? Brie. Oh, thanks, Grace. Thank you, Grace. Appreciate that. One all. Liam's here. Hi, Liam. How you doing? Good, good. First of all, what flavour milkshake do you like?

Oh, a banana fan. Good answer. Yeah, banana. Can't stand anybody who says lime. It's not a real flavour. Yeah, who's ordering lime? Who's your vote for on Friday Oaky this week? Me or Bree? 50 million percent Bree.

Yes. Clint, that was a crane wreck, mate. Oh, brother, come on. I just complimented your banana milkshake. No, mate. Bree nailed it this week. Thank you, Liam. I felt like I had a good week,

so I appreciate that. Yeah, all right. Yeah, fine. And I don't have many good weeks. Zoe's here. Hi, Zoe. G'day, Zoe. Hello.

Who are you voting for, Zoe? Give it to us. I've got to go for the one that actually had me in fits of laughter, which was Bree. Thank you, mate. You've taken out the game this week, but let's round it out with one more vote.

Tina, who's your Friday Oaky vote for? It has to be Bree. It was so badass. And if that was a sing-off, Bree would have kicked your ass, Clint. She has. She's beaten me 4-1. Tina, you're my girl. You've made my weekend.

That was real badass. Tina, it's quite literally a sing-off, and she quite literally kicked my ass. It's just me and Dylan out here enjoying a milkshake for two and Bree's won the game 4-1. Big love to you, Tina. Thank you, my girl.

The boys are waiting. Milkshake, crap! I just want a bloody beer. Yeah, Keith Dick appreciates all the support too. We appreciate that. I love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday.

I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. It's a big old sing-off. Oh, we love it, don't we? It's like X Factor, except only the bad auditions. Do you honestly think, because we've been doing this for about a year now, have you gotten better or worse?

I think I have gotten better. Right. But then every now and then I'll hear myself and I'll go, no, that's not true. I think I've stayed literally just the same amount of crapness. Yeah, right. I'd be interested to know in people's thoughts, those who have heard this segment a few times, has it got any better over time?

Has it? I guess you have your weeks. Yeah, you have your moments. You have your ups and your downs. Is this our week? Bree has selected the song for us this week. Well, you had the idea for it. Yeah, I said we should do that Tiger King song. Yeah, the Joe Exotic song, I Saw A Tiger.

I saw a tiger now I understand. Definitely sung by Joe Exotic. Yeah, absolutely. Definitely 100% him. Because it was your idea, you get to go first. Oh, no. Producer Ben, he's the one that's pretty much put this all together.

Why are you cringing so much? I'm just so excited to hear yours specifically. Oh, no. Oh, no. That's so good. When we told someone we were doing this, they said to Brie, are you doing Joe or are you going to do Carole Baskin? I'm just trying to get back to my country roots, I think, in my rendition.

Yeah, and I'm excited to hear that. So here we go. We'll play Bree's first and then you'll hear mine and then you, New Zealand, get to decide who wins Friday-oke. The first Friday-oke of level two? I don't know. Here comes Bree, New Zealand. Tell all the hunters to lay down their guns.

Their guns. Tell them that the tiger needs a little bit of love. Let them run the jungle. Let them roam their land Then stand back and marvel What a beautiful cat Cause I saw a tiger Now I understand

Well, I saw a tiger And the tiger saw a man I changed my mind. I've gotten worse. Cor blimey. Oh, what happened? What the hell happened to me? You don't know. It might be the winner.

I can't go out in public this weekend after that. It might be the winner. We don't know? It might be the winner I can't go out in public this weekend after that It might be the winner, we don't know Until we hear My Joe Exotic After this we'd like you to vote But not before Stay strong

Kia kaha from New Zealand Tell all the hunters To lay down their guns Tell them that the tiger Needs a little bit of love Let them run the jungle Let them roam their land Then stand back and marvel

What a beautiful cat Cos I saw a tiger And I understand Well, I saw a tiger And the tiger saw a man God, I've been pants this week, haven't I? One of us has to take it out. I don't think we need to take the calls.

I'm pretty sure I've been defeated. I'm happy not to take the calls. You don't know. You don't know. Stranger things have happened, okay? And we are contractually obliged to take the calls. I think I'm pretty sure on this one. 0800 DIAL ZM.

We would like your help to pick the winner of this week's Friday-oke. Can't wait. Can't wait. Can't wait for the feedback. Let's find the winner for Friday-oke, shall we? Let's do it. We picked Joe Exotic's I Saw Tiger. I just realised it's called I Saw Tiger and not I Saw A Tiger. No, the grammar in this is horrific.

I saw a tiger. What a beautiful cat. It doesn't even rhyme. Who did the better version of it? Was it Bree's I Saw Tiger, which sounded like this? Because I saw a tiger. Now I understand. Well, I saw a tiger. and the tiger saw a man.

Had I had eight beers before that? Two. Yeah, well, it sounds like eight. Or is it my Joe Exotic? I saw a tiger and I understand. Well, I saw a tiger And the tiger saw a man We take five votes to decide

And Jackson's up first Hey Jackson Hi Jackson Hi guys, can you hear me? We can hear you Yeah, we can hear you Who's the winner this week, mate? I thought the other one was good

But Bree, all day, bro, all day. Are you? Jackson, are you taking the piss? No, it was slightly melodious. It reminds me of my granddad singing to me when I was a baby. I could easily fall asleep to it. It was great. I know a pity vote when I see one, and I will take it.

It's 1-0 to Bree. Lena's here. Hi, Lena. Hi, Lena. Hi, Lena. Hello. Who wins Friday Oki this week, Lena? It's Clint. Yeah, okay. Thank you. Yes, I think that

is the more logical decision. She sounded disappointed as she said that. It's Clint. If I have to vote for someone, it's Clint. Jacintha, hi. Hi. Hi. Hi. You've heard both. Any feedback, first of all, for us as singers?

Any constructive feedback? No, you're both great. Yeah, I thought so too. I appreciate that. Who gets your vote? I love you, Bree, but it'll have to be Clint. That's totally okay, Jacintha. I understand this week. Two, one.

Hayley's here. Kia ora, Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hello. understand this week. 2-1. Hayley's here. Kia ora, Hayley. Hi, Hayley. Hello. Who are you voting for this week, Hayley? Well, I laughed so much at yours, Bree. Couldn't stop laughing driving home, but I have to vote for Clint. Fair enough.

Fair enough. And that hands you the win. That does hand me the win. We're just rounded out with AJ. G'day, mate. G'day with AJ. G'day, mate. G'day, mate. Oh, g'day, mate. Who's got it?

Tip the scales one way or the other. What's it going to be? Bree was relatable with the tiger theme. And it felt like she was straining for your hat. Yeah, okay. That's what I was going for, actually. Okay, I appreciate it. Thanks, AJ.

There you go. Tiger King done and dusted. I can admit when I've been beat and good work this week mate. You got yourself back to your country roots. That's what you wanted. So I say job done. I think you've achieved what you came here to do whether you won or not.

No, no, no, no, no. Tiger, now understand. Well, I saw a tiger and the tiger saw a man. There you have it. Friday Okie for another week. Brie and Clint. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment. Friday Okie. I love Friday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Okie I love Friday Okie it's the best I listen every Friday I never miss Friday Okie thanks Brian Clint you've made my Friday again Friday Okie it's our singing challenge

that nobody asked for we go head to head um singing a song that you guys vote on actually you guys pick the song and then we spend 15 minutes with a professional trying to record it as best we can and then you decide the winner. Look, we both take part in this because we know we're average and hopefully it gives someone out there a bit of a laugh. Bree's choice won overwhelmingly this week. Shania Twain took down Lords Royals. So that's what we're singing.

I've got to be honest, I went into this overconfident. I was like, oh, it's a low register. I'll be able to do it. Should be okay. Should be sweet. Look, I'm going to be honest. The only time I've sung this is when I've had a few drinks. And you feel like you're pretty good when you've had a few drinks.

And then when you do it sober, it doesn't sound the same. Here's what we do. We play them both. And then once you've heard both, we need five calls to decide the winner. Because Bree's song was the one chosen this week, you get to go first. All right. Good luck. Let's go, girls.

Sorry, I talked over you. Let's go, girls. I'm sorry. Good luck. Let's go, girls. That was clearly an important part. I'm going out tonight. I'm feeling

alright. I'm gonna let it all hang out. Wanna make some noise. Really raise my voice. Yeah, I wanna scream and shout. No inhibitions. Make no conditions. Get a little out of line.

I ain't gonna act politically correct. I only wanna have a good time. The best thing about being a woman is the prerogative to have a little fun. I'm sorry, that time of the month. Get it together. Whoa, go totally crazy.... I'm sorry, that time of the month. Get it together. Whoa-oh-oh, go totally crazy Forget I'm a lady

Man shirt, short skirt Whoa-oh-oh, really go wild, yeah Doing it in style Whoa-oh-oh, get in the action Feel the attraction Come on my head, do what I dare. I want to be free and feel the way I feel. Man, I feel like a woman.

Let's go. Bring it in, ladies. Bring it in. Some weeks I hate this feature. What do you mean some weeks? Sorry, I hate this feature. What do you mean some weeks? Sorry, I hate this feature. Well, don't say that after mine. No, I'm saying because I'm about to play mine.

Because not only do I not have the pipes for it, I don't have the insight in what it's like to feel like a woman. Like I can't sing from experience. What do you think of mine? What, it was fun? I'm not going to pass judgment. I'm not going to pass judgment. I'm not going to pass judgment, am I?

I give you compliments. Here we go. All right, I'll just play it and then we can go to the results. Let's go, girls. I'm really, I really. That's good. It's good. Come on.

I'm sorry. To women in general. I'm going out tonight. I'm feeling all right. I'm going to let it all hang out. So women in general. No inhibitions, make no conditions, get a little out of line I ain't gonna act politically correct, I only wanna have a good time The best thing about being a woman is the prerogative to have a little fun and oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy, forget I'm a lady, men's shirts,

short skirts, oh, oh, oh, go really wild, yeah, doing it in style, oh, oh, oh, get in the action, feel the attraction, color my hair, do what I dare, oh, oh, oh, I wanna the action, feel the attraction. Cover my head, do what I dare. Oh, oh, oh, I want to be free.

Yeah, feel the way I feel. Because, man, I feel like a woman. I'm not proud of myself. Oh, good, good. Yes, Shania good. Yes. Shania would be proud. She lives here in the country part-time. If she heard that, I would be mortified.

Shout out to Shania down in Wanaka. We need five votes to pick the winner of Friday Oki this week. Is it mine or is it Bree's? Bree and Clint. Friday O.T. This might be the last airing of the segment. Yeah, we might have to rest this segment, I think.

That didn't feel good. The phones are still open if you want to have a say, have a vote on 0800DIALZM. We're looking for five votes to choose between Breeze, Shania Twain. Oh, that's mine. No, that's choose between Breeze, Shania Twain Oh, that's mine. No, that's you. Breeze, Shania

Twain. Don't put my name next to yours. Breeze, Shania This is a stitch up. Breeze, Shania Twain I wanna be free and I feel the way I feel Man, I feel like a woman

Yep, I feel like my boobs came in in that song. And mine that you just heard twice there, so we'll just leave it at that. Joseph, welcome to the show. Good afternoon. G'day, Joe. Hi, guys. You sound disappointed.

Is it time for Friday Oki to have a little bit of a holiday? If it is, this is the perfect song to finish off. Yeah, right. I agree. I appreciate that. I really hope you don't. Thank you. Who's your vote for this week?

Clint, your verse at the start was great, but Brie absolutely nailed it in the chorus, so I've got to give it to Brie. Cheers, Joe. Appreciate that. Thank you for the critique. James is here. Hi, James.

G'day, James James G'day James G'day, how's it going? Good thanks, what are your thoughts this week on Friday Okies? That's got to be Clint's worst So far I think Did he say Clint's worst or best? No, you reckon that was my worst so far Worst again

I got lulled into a false sense of security To think you might be voting for me But that's fine, Thank you, James. Two votes for Bree. Let's ask Adam. Adam, who felt more like a woman? I think Clint won that one. Really?

I mean, it was a bit flat here and there, but it was more consistent. Bree's was breaking up quite bad. Yeah, okay. I think that was your radio. I felt like I was strong. Thank you, Adam, keeping me in the game just slightly. It's all lads today.

It's all men. Yeah. Craig, g'day, mate. Hello, Craig. Hello, how are you? Hey, big guy. How are you going? Whatever you do, do not get rid of Friday Oaky, okay?

It's like the best part of listening to it in the afternoon. Okay, all right. It gives a chance to everyone. It's been a Friday afternoon, okay? I'm a dairy farmer. Don't get rid of that. Okay, no, well, we appreciate that feedback. It's just hard for us to know, sitting here listening to our own

punishing voices. Craig, I'm not going to lie, last week... I'd rather it was you than me. Yeah, last week we didn't do Friday Oki, and I was like, why is my confidence so up this weekend? And I was like, oh, didn't do Friday Oki. Check us a vote, Craig. Bree or me? My vote has to go to Clint. I think

I went through a dead spot when you were singing, Bree, so Clint, you have to get my vote today. I got a default vote. I'll take it, though, because that means we go to tie-break. Thanks, Craig. We appreciate it, mate. Evelyn, our sole female vote this week. Welcome to the show.

Hi, Evelyn. Hi. How are you? Good. How are you? I'm good, thanks. Who are you voting for today? I'm voting for Clint.

Thank you, Evelyn. I really appreciate that. This is the issue. You put in a good singing performance and then you go up two votes to nil and then somehow... No, I think mine was just as bad, to be honest. Okay, that's Friday Oki.

Next, though. It's not going to be back next week. Next, oh. Nah, it's not coming back. Now that I won, I want to play again next week. Of course you do. Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint.

And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment. Friday Oki. I love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki!

It's back, and this week it was recorded completely nude. Yeah, I felt a little bit uncomfortable, but I also felt like it freed up my vocals. Mine too. Yeah. I think I was able to hit those low notes much better

when I wasn't constricted. Oh, well good. Yeah. We thought it's this close to the end of the year. It's Christmas party time. So I chose today an Office Christmas Party classic. To be honest, I just Googled the top 50 Office Christmas Party songs

and it was all like Wham! Wake Me Up. We've done that. Have we done that? Yeah. Robbie Williams, Rock DJ. I don't think we've done that, but that would have been good. I decided that we should go with Welsh Elvis, Tom Jones. And this week for Friday Oaky we're doing

It's Not Unusual. Yeah, that's right. Tour Your Grandma on the Landline. I would have preferred Sex Bomb, but... I didn't even think about Sex Bomb. Sex Bomb's a classic. Yeah, well, too late. Maybe another time.

We've done Tom Jones' It's Not Unusual, and you get to hear them both, and then you decide who did the best Friday Ogie. That's how the game works. All right. I'll start, because I picked the song. And I'll finish. And Bree will finish.

Here we go. It's not unusual to be loved by anyone. It's not unusual to have fun with anyone. But when I see you hanging around with anyone It's not unusual to see me cry I wanna die It's not unusual to go out at any time But when I see you out and about it's such a crime If you should ever want to be loved by anyone

It's not unusual, it happens every day No matter what you say You'll find it happens all the time Love will never do what you want it to. Why can't this crazy love be mine? Slave. Look, when I saw the song this week, I thought Clint has picked the perfect song for his voice

and the most horrible song for my voice. Not on purpose. Oh, not on purpose. Come on. And I started trying to record this and it wasn't good. So I decided I would do, how would I describe it? I'm going to say it's Disney-fied. Disney-fied?

Yeah. Okay. I'm going to say Cruella de Vil I channeled. What does that mean? You'll see. Here we go. Here's Breeze Farioki. It happens if you know it.

It's not unusual to be loved by anyone It's not unusual to have fun with anyone When I see you hanging about with anyone It's not unusual to see me cry Oh, I wanna die Let's take it up a notch It's not unusual to go out at any

time. Karen, I told you it's past your bedtime. But when I see you out and about, I'm like, who is she? Why is she wearing a tartan skirt? You told me you were getting sushi with Brian. Who is this bloody mole? It's not unusual. It happens every day.

Better bloody not, no matter what they say. Blah, blah, blah. You find it happens all the time. Where's the wine? Love will never do. Does this ring mean nothing to you? What you want it to. Why can't this crazy love be mine?

Pour me another wine. Am I right? I think there's something stronger than wine in there. I don't even remember recording that. Five votes. That's what we need on 0800DALZM. Tell us who the best Friday Oaky was this week. Is it Brie or is it me? The winner gets absolutely nothing and you get pride and prestige for voting.

The one on the text machine said, Clint all the way, you ruined the song, Brie. Oh, whatever. I added flair. Technically they wrote Brie, so that doesn't count. You don't even know how to spell my name. Brian Clint. Friday Oaky results. I thought you said Rizzo then. I was like Greece is back.

Friday Oaky. You just heard two stonkingly good Tom Jones for Friday Oaky. The reason being Tom Jones, you know it's Office Christmas Party season so we're doing Office Christmas Party classics. I did this version. Why can't this crazy love be mine?

And Brie did this version. Why can't this crazy love be mine? I feel like that part doesn't portray the rest of my performance. We've received the perfect double-ended insult. Clint singing, I could sleep too. Three was more like an alarm I would hear if I was late to work. I'll take that as a compliment. Five votes to decide the winner of Friday Oaky every week,

and Tony's first. Hi, Tony. Hi, Tony. Hi, who would you like to vote winner of Friday Oki every week, and Tony's first. Hi, Tony. Hi, Tony. Hi. Who would you like to vote for on Friday Oki? Bree. Bree? Yes, my girl.

Yes, I love it. Got my back, Tony. You like drunk Cruella de Vil. Thank you very much. That's a great vote. Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. G'day, Sarah.

Hi. Lock it in. Who's winning Friday Oki this week? I don't know what that was, Bree, but I liked it. Bring it all the way. You're welcome, Sarah. Thank you, Sarah. We appreciate it.

Shay has called up. Hi, Shay. G'day, Shay. Hi. Hi. Who's the winner of Friday Oaky this week? Gotta be Bree. That was awesome.

My girls, you got my back, Shay. You enjoy your weekend. She's won the cog. She's on track for a clean sweep. Hi, Jasmine. G girls, you got my back, Shay. You enjoy your weekend. She's won the comp. She's on track for a clean sweep. Hi, Jasmine. G'day, Jazz. Hey, guys. Who's the winner of Friday Hockey this week?

A hundred percent, it goes to Brie. My girl, Jazz. Loving it. You got my back. Okay, and one more vote. Aiden. G'day, Aiden. Hello, Aiden.

Hello. How are you? Good, thank you. It'd just be disappointing at this stage if you voted for me, to be honest. So who's going to win Friday Oaky? We're going to go Bree, but it's got to be you, Clint. No, don't know. You might as well clean it up.

It doesn't matter. Just lock it in. Vote with your heart. Who's it going to be? Okay, well, my stomach, it was Bree. There you go. Aidan, appreciate the clean sweep vote, mate. No problem.

There he is. There you go, Cruella de Vil. People want it. That means you get... It happens every day. You get... Why can't this crazy love be mine? Pour me another wine.

Is that a little bit where you go up? It kind of sounds like, you know when you pull the trigger on a weed eater? And it goes... It's Cruella de Vil. Someone come and pull these pantyhose out of my bum hole. Brie and Clint. Brie and Clint. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment.

Friday Oaky! I. Friday Oki. I love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki.

All right. Here we go. Okay. Every Friday we do it We go head to head in a singing competition Neither of us can sing But that doesn't stop us No

It's a metaphor for life, you know Don't let things you're not good at stop you from doing things You should do them more often Do them anyway People enjoy it Push ahead We've both spent 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer Taking on Stacey's mum

Quite the handful I've spent 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer taking on Stacey's mum. Quite the handful. Yeah, it's a complex song. Yeah. More than you realise. So you're going to hear mine, then you're going to hear Bree's, and then you're going to pick a winner for Friday OK. That's right.

I'll go first. Here we go. Good luck to myself. Bree, can I come over after school? After school. We can hang around by the pool.

Hang by the pool. Did your mom get back from her business trip? Business trip Is she there or is she trying to give me the slip? Give me the slip You know I'm not the little boy that I used to be I'm all grown up now, baby.

Can't you see? Bree's mom has got it going on. Mama Di's all I want and I've waited for so long. Bree, can't you see? Mama Di's the girl for me. I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Mama Di. Love you, girl. Big Steve's a lucky man.

Thinking about you all day, every day. All right, that's enough. That is enough. That's my Friday Okie this week. Weird, because we've got my mum on the line. Hi, Mum. Hi, guys. Oh, this is awkward. This is not what I planned. Hey, what did you think, Mum. Hi, guys. How are you going? This is awkward.

This is not what I planned. What did you think, Mum? Don't vote now because you've got to hear mine first. But how do you think Cliff went? I reckon that's going to be a number one. So do I. She's obviously started Friday drinks

early. She's welcome to as well. I mean, every word of it, Mumma Di. Oh, that's awesome. That's made my Friday, I can tell you. Oh, Mum. Especially your age. Chill out, Mum. Someone get her a cold towel.

We've got to hear yours yet, Brie. Yeah, we do have to hear mine. All I'm going to say is what you need to know is that Clint's mum, Colleen, is a teacher. That's all I'll say. Okay. Okay. Thanks, Mumadai. We can hang around by the pool Pools are sexy Did your mum get back from her business trip?

Domestic travel only Is she there or is she trying to give me the slip? Ooh, slip and slides You know I'm not the little girl that I used to be. I'm all grown up and women are for me. Clint's mom has got it going on. She's all I want and I've waited for so long. Clinton, can't you see?

You're just not the boy for me. I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Colleen. That's you. You're such a babe. Stop dodging my calls. Love you. You wouldn't believe it,

but my mum's on the phone as well. What are the odds? Mum, aka Mrs Roberts. May I say, Colleen, you're welcome. She didn't thank you yet, actually. Oh, she didn't? No. Mum, what did you think?

I think that was absolutely awesome. And the fact that, yes, you know, I've got a Paul Brie, but yes, and I love you too. Oh! You're the best, Colleen. I love you. Well, both mums are here. Mama Di's here too.

Hi, Mama Di. Hi, guys. Hi, Colleen. What a great thing your son is. What about me, mum? You meant to support. Well, Brianna, it sounded like you had the chip Bunked in the chorus See this is I don't have any confidence

Because of you We're going to take five votes to decide Friday Oaky Those come from you guys 0800 dial ZM We'd love to get you through for this But in the meantime thank you mums We appreciate your help You're welcome The office is always open Colleen you through for this. But in the meantime, thank you, mums. We appreciate your help.

You're welcome. The office is always open, Colleen. Have an awesome Friday, guys. Love you. Miss you. You've both got it going on. Bree and Clint. Cut.

Good member Friday Oki. You and our mums just heard our Friday Oki. I can never go to your house again. No, you can. I think mum was quite... I can. I think she was quite excited. You heard my song, Breeze Mum.

Breeze Mum has got it going on. Mumma dies all I want and I've waited for so long. Bree, can't you see? Mumma dies the girl for me. I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Mama Di. And, um, free song

Clint's Mom. Clint's Mom has got it going on. She's all I've wanted and I've waited for so long. Clinton, can't you see? You're just not the boy for me. I know it might be wrong But I'm in love with Colleen

He's so hot. Both mums, oh, so is yours. Both mums gave the song their tick of approval. And now we need you guys to vote. Keita is here. Hi, Keita. Hi, Keita. Hi, mum.

What are your thoughts this afternoon, Keita? Wow, you guys are really, really close. Kida. Hi, man. What are your thoughts this afternoon, Kida? Wow. You guys were really, really close. Like, really, really close. I'd have to say if Bree didn't have those backup vocals, then the little ones, I'm sorry, Bree, took it away with those backups. Thank you, mate.

Okay, so Bree, you vote for Bree and my mum. Pools are sexy. Okay, that's understandable. I'm going to phrase this question a bit differently. Tom, whose mum are you voting for? I'm going to have to go for yours. My mum? Okay, no, no, I'll go for Brie's mum.

So you're voting for me? You're confusing people now. Who did you like better? You like Clint's one better. Clint's one, yeah. All right, thank you, Tom. I appreciate it. Thank you very better? You like Clint's one better. Clint's one, yeah. All right, thank you, Tom. I appreciate it. Thank you very much.

You're confusing people. One vote for my mum, one vote for yours. Hi, Kate. Hi, Kate. Hi. What are your thoughts this afternoon? Who are you voting for? Well, Clinton's mum definitely has it going on,

so we're going for Bray. Yes, she really does. Colleen, if you're still listening. Damn, did I just lose a vote to my hot mum? Hey, at least you've got a hot mum. You should be proud of that. Every day I'm proud of that. You should be.

Every day. You should be. I'm not like Ben, who refuses to say that he's got a hot mum. Oh, my God, Ben's mum is so hot. He won't say it, though. Yeah, Ben, why do you just deny us? Ben, are you willing to say your mum's hot today? She's just so hot.

Yeah, I'll say it. My mum's hot. Yes! Celebrate the mums. Joseph's here. Hey, Joseph. Hi, Joe. Hey, guys.

Whose mum's the hottest today? Colleen, for sure. Yes! So you're voting for Bree? Yep. She's a teacher. I think you've got it. I think you've won the... I think, yeah, I think you've got it I think you've won the

I think Yeah I think so We'll get one more From Kirsten Hi Kirsten Hi mate Hi Bree Slater

Bree Slater I'm in love with Clint's mum I'm one I mean on one hand I'm gutted But on the other hand I'm stoked for my mum

Colleen's gonna be Absolutely pumped My mum's gonna be Devastated but, you know, you win some, you lose some. If she needs a shoulder to cry on. Okay, too far. You know, I'm here. Too far. There's border restrictions anyway.

Brie and Clint. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's most popular segment. Friday Oki. I love Friday Oki. It's the best. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki.

Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki. Are you going home after this? Yeah. Oh, well, yeah. You didn't tell me. Well, there's only one more major thing.

I always got birthday banger and stuff like that. Best, biggest and best birthday banger of the year. We're peaking here, though. This is, well, I'm about to peak anyway. For a further 12 months, you have suffered through Fridays, every single Friday where Bree and I have sung our guts out. Doesn't mean it was good, but it was always filled with passion. Doesn't mean it was well-received, but it was always well-intentioned.

I'm very glad this is the last one for the year. We each spend, if you've never heard this before, 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer, and the result is what you're about to hear. You guys then judge Friday Oaky. Okay, it's not up to us. Five people. It's up to you guys.

Five votes. We'll do it. Here it comes. Bree's Friday Oaky. It's Christmas themed. What do you think of her take on Wham?

Last Christmas. Last Christmas. Listen carefully. You can vote after you hear both. Bree and Clint. Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. But the very next day, you gave it away. This year, to save me from tears i'll give it to someone special

once bitten and twice shy i keep my distance but you still catch my eye. Tell me, baby, do you recognize me? Well, it's been a year. It doesn't surprise me. Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. But the very next day, you gave it away. This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special. Special. Oh.

Oh. Mariah Carey, get your heart out. No! Nice. Still going. Now, I know that you dragged producer Bean and producer Anastasia into your record. Yeah. Where were they in there?

They were just under, a little bit underneath the second chorus. Oh, right. Yeah. Don't let them outshine the star. No, well, I told Al to boost them so that you couldn't hear me. Maybe they were too good. They probably were. I have no doubt they were better than me.

Okay, there's Breeze. Here comes mine, okay? This is my take on Wham's Last Christmas. After this, the phone lines are open for you to vote on the last Friday of the year. Whoa. Ooh. Christmas, it's in me.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. But the very next day, you gave it away. This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special. Special. Once bitten and twice shy. Ooh, yeah. I keep my distance, but you still catch my eye. Tell me, baby, do you recognize me?

I'm getting some weight. Well, it's been a year. It doesn't surprise me. Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. The very next day, you gave it away. This year, baby, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special. Like maybe the cat. Oh, yeah. Christmas. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Like maybe the cat.

I feel like you didn't try hard enough. You don't think? One winner. Five votes. Who's it going to be? The phone lines are open right now. We would love you to pick the winner of Friday Okie to round out 2020 So please call us now 0800 dials at M Brie and Clint

Friday Okie You just heard the last Friday Okies of 2020 Brie sounded like this This year to save me from tears I'll give it to someone special So good. Mine sounded like special. Like maybe the cat. Oh. And now we're about to take the last five votes of the year.

Who's it gonna be? I love you too. Let's start with Stephen. Stephen. Hi Stephen. Hi Stephen. Who's the winner of Friday Okie? Brie. Brie. Cheers Stephen. Have a good Chrissy. Merry Christmas Stephen. Let's go to Josh. Hi Josh. Cheers, Stephen. Have a good Chrissy. Merry Christmas, Stephen. Let's go to Josh.

Hi, Josh. G'day, Josh. Hi. Merry Christmas, man. Merry Christmas. You're an avid Friday Oaky listener, I'm sure. Love it. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, love our singing. Favourite segment. First time caller. First time caller. Long time with the first time caller. Yeah, good. Josh, I like that. Josh, who do you want to vote for in Friday Oaky? Brie. Brie. Oh, cheers nailed it, Josh. I like that. Josh, who do you want to vote for in Friday Oaky?

Bree. Bree. Cheers, Josh. Not a big fan of Clint. Not a big fan. Oh, you feel here. Right in the feels, Josh. Thanks, Josh.

Thanks, Josh. Jack. Hi, Jack. I think he meant your version. Yeah, right. How's it going? Hey, Josh. How you going?

Hey, Jack. Jack, how you going, bro? Hello, Jack. Merry version. Yeah, right. How's it going? Hey, Josh. How you going? Hey, Jack. Jack, how you going, bro? Hello, Jack. Merry Christmas. Yeah, likewise. You love Friday Okie Jack. Are you going to miss it over the break? Yeah, nah, it's going to be a bit disappointing, but you know.

Life goes on. Life goes on. Who's your winner? Who are you going to vote for today? I'm actually going to go with Clint. It sounded like shit, but he went balls deep. I don't know if you're going to say that

on the radio but you just did and I back you for it. I think that might be the motto of my life so far actually. I think that was me last week.

Yeah. Really appreciate it, Jack. Thank you, mate. Thanks. Maya is here. Mia. Oh, Mia. Hello.

Mia, who have you got this week in Fridayoke? Well, I really loved your harmonies, Bree, but I related to the gained weight from Clint, so Clint has to be my guy. There we go. Fair enough, Mia.

Fair enough. Have a good Christmas, eh? You too. See you, mate. It's a lockdown special. Okay, we're at deadlock. We're at two all. The tie.

And there's one vote left to decide Friday Oki for 2020. Courtney. Hi, Courtney. Hi, guys. How are you? Otherwise known as the deciding vote, Courtney. I am. I am indeed.

I feel quite stoked about that, to be honest. Drag it out for us. Give us both some feedback before you tell us who won Friday Oki. Okay, well, to be honest, Clint, I thought you were pretty good all the way through. Bree, you started off pretty strong and then it just turned to crap. Can I say that was producer Ben and Anastasia's fault?

No, but, okay, I absolutely love Bree and I've just decided to give her the benefit of the doubt and go with Brie. I'm sorry, Cullen. Courtney. That's okay. You've made my bloody year, and I mean that. What a Christmas present to be given.

Have a good Christmas, Courtney. Talk to you later. Love you, mate. You too. Thanks, guys. No worries. Here you go. Brie's wham. Whammy.

Wham. As a winner of Friday Hockey for 2020 Bree and Clint Play Zedding's Bree and Clint Groovy Damn that's skanky Back for real in 2021

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