ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Special Edition – Games P1

Episode Date: December 25, 2020

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Bree and Clint. Oh my god. What? No way! I can't believe that happened. Oh my god, no! Are you f***ing kidding me? Bree and Clint's Cliffhanger. This is the game where you tell us three quarters of a story from your life and then stop there.
Starting point is 00:00:17 Yep, and you leave us on a cliffhanger. Yours and my job, Clint, we write alternative endings to the story. Yep. And then your real ending gets thrown in the mix, and it's everyone else's job to pick which is the real ending to the story. The person to leave us on a cliffhanger today is Andrew. G'day, Andrew. G'day, Andy. Hey, guys.
Starting point is 00:00:35 How we going? Good. How are you, mate? Yeah, not too bad. Not too bad. Love your TV show, by the way, Bree. So good. Thanks, Andy.
Starting point is 00:00:42 That's so lovely. The finale's this Thursday. It's my favourite episode of the series. So that's really lovely of you to say. You're good too at the DJ stuff that you do and stuff. Jeez, Andrew, you are really barking up the right tree here.
Starting point is 00:00:56 I like this. You're a legend, Andy. I appreciate it. All the time. Okay, Andy, we're really excited to hear your story. So give us three quarters of it. everything but the ending. Okay, sweet. It must mean around, I don't know, seven and a half years ago, my girlfriend and I went to the Gold Coast.
Starting point is 00:01:13 And basically, I ended up missing the plane because I got stopped at the metal detector. And my girlfriend was like, oh, what's this all about? And I said, don't worry, we'll be all sweet. And then I was taken away, and then what happened? Oh, this is a good cliffhanger, Andy, because my palms are sweaty hearing about anything to do at an airport. Producer Ben has three endings.
Starting point is 00:01:36 One is the real one. The other two were written by Bree and I. Ben, give us the options. Okay, ending number one. Turns out he was planning on proposing to her in the Gold Coast and the engagement ring triggered the metal detector. Number two. They took me away to a private room and checked my whole body.
Starting point is 00:01:53 They even searched my butthole. Turns out it was my belt buckle. Did you have to say the whole BH? Number three. He remembered that he had packed a knuckle buster belt but, sorry, he remembered that he packed a knuckle duster belt buckle he brought in Thailand
Starting point is 00:02:12 a couple years ago and was about to go down. Which of those is the correct ending to Andrew's cliffhanger? Nicole, you're going to have a guess. Hi. Hi, Nicole. Hi, how are you going? Do you think you can pick it? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:02:27 It's kind of hard. I think the first one and the third one, but I have to go with the third because that was the first one I thought. Okay, the third ending. The Thailand knuckle duster. The Thailand knuckle duster outcome. Andrew, what's the correct ending to your cliffhanger? I don't want to do this.
Starting point is 00:02:45 It was the other option you were tossing up with. It was number one. The engagement ring? It was. That means, Andy, you take home the mobile fuel. Oh, I'm so sorry you missed out. Sorry, Nicole. Don't be sorry, Andrew.
Starting point is 00:03:02 You've got to defend that money at all costs. It's yours. Andrew, tell us what happened. So you were planning on proposing and they found the engagement ring. Yeah, and basically they offered for my girlfriend to go with me to get checked and I was like, no, no, no, I don't want you
Starting point is 00:03:18 and then basically we almost broke up because she thought it was like drug related or something real bad. Oh my God, yeah. So I ended up on a different plane. It cost me more money. And yeah, in the end proposed and we've been married and got a child for six years now. Oh, there you go. And you've got a great engagement story.
Starting point is 00:03:38 That's epic. And she never found out about your drug problem too. And no one saw your butthole, so. Stop saying butthole. We're going to send you mobile fuel, Andy. Congratulations, ma'am. Thanks, mate. Brie and Clint.
Starting point is 00:03:51 Let's play the time game. Brie and Clint. Time game. Tell them how it works, Brie. Pretty simple. You take the simple task of counting to 30 seconds. You put that into a game style format and you get the time game. You will have a chance at guessing 30 seconds exactly
Starting point is 00:04:10 without using any clocks, any timers, just your brain. Then I will have a turn and we'll see who will come out victorious. There's an element of trust in this game because you and I are both surrounded by clocks. So we trust each other that we will not look at those clocks. We'll close our eyes. Okay, we'll close our eyes. We can't, however, trust that a listener will do the same thing.
Starting point is 00:04:35 So, Emma, we have to take you at your word that you will not use a stopwatch or any kind of counting device when you play the time game with us, okay? Yep. And, Emma, I can smell guilt. All right? Very good point. You're the perfect person to play.
Starting point is 00:04:55 Okay. I think today the champ, Bree, should go first. All right. So we're not going to find out our times until the end, until we all have a go? Okay, sure. That's how we'll do it. All right.
Starting point is 00:05:08 So, Producer Ben, when you're ready, you've got the timer. Yeah, I've got the timer. I'll count down from three and then you're ready to go. Okay. Okay. Three, two, one, go. Does anyone have the time, by the way? Like what the timer is currently?
Starting point is 00:05:24 Oh, the actual time? Yeah. Well, I mean, we've just started the show. Yeah. And Emma, by the way, Emma, where are you going? Yeah. I'm heading home. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:34 How far away is your house from your work? I wasn't at work. We could go with that. Yeah, but in minutes. How many minutes drive would you say you are away from your house? That's a good question. Five. Five minutes.
Starting point is 00:05:46 All right. Stop. You tried to distract me. I went into a zone. I went into where my brain doesn't exist, which is quite a big area. Freeze time has been recorded. I'll go next. I love this game.
Starting point is 00:06:02 Producer Ben, I'm ready when you are. So just count me in. Keep your eyes shut. Count down from three again for you. Three, two, one, go. Oh, what's that sound? One, two, three, four, everybody get on the
Starting point is 00:06:17 floor. Five, six, seven, eight, S Club. Ain't nobody like an S Club gonna show you how Move your body from side to side One, two Three, four Seven, eight
Starting point is 00:06:33 Emma, you didn't want to join in? Stop! Yeah, Emma, where was the backup? I'm sorry, I cannot sing. Neither can Bree. Did you hear me? I gotta be honest. Yeah? I've got to be honest, I forgot to count until it was like probably eight seconds in.
Starting point is 00:06:49 Oh, my God. So mine, mine's a gut feel. The number that I've got is a gut feel. Emma, are you ready? First person ever to join this game on the show. There's a lot riding on this, Em. Yeah, I'm ready. Okay, we need the closest you can get to 30 seconds.
Starting point is 00:07:08 Producer Ben will count you down, and you say stop when you think you're bang on 30, okay? Okay. All right. Okay, Emma. Three, two, one, go. I feel like it would be mean to try and put Emma off. Like, this is her first time.
Starting point is 00:07:23 Not her second or her third time. Not her fifth or eighth time Emma off. Like, this is her first time. Not her second or her third time. Not her fifth or eighth time. Like seven. It's only her first time. It's her first time. But if you get one plus one, it equals two. Two plus two equals four. Four plus four equals eight.
Starting point is 00:07:36 And five minutes ago, she'd had zero attempts at this game. I know. And I mean, you know, about six and a half minutes ago, she didn't even know that she was going to be playing this game. Also, do we even know that that's her real name? I mean, I'm casting a lot of doubt on Emma now. Well, I mean, her name could be Nine. Stop.
Starting point is 00:07:54 Now we go to Producer Ben for the results. As you know, I'm very good with maths. Oh, no. Oh, is it that close? It's quite close, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Oh no Oh is it that close? It's quite close Is it? Okay Okay
Starting point is 00:08:06 Okay We'll start with last place With 24 seconds 24.14 It's so Clint And that is Clint Hey plus 8 how many do you get? 32
Starting point is 00:08:22 Hey so you would have been close if you started counting from the start. Right, okay. No, fair enough. Oh, my God, it's between you and I, Em. That's it, I guess. Remember, I'm driving the bus. I had to concentrate on that. Yeah, but I have to look at Clint.
Starting point is 00:08:35 Yeah. Gross. Bree, your time was 28.85 seconds. I'm happy with that. And Emma's time was 32.2 seconds. So Bree wins. Yes! Well done.
Starting point is 00:08:56 Em, good game though, mate. Very good game. I've got to remember to count in this game. I think that's the key point of the time game. Clint, participation award for you. Guys, can you smell that? No, I'm pretty sure. No, I can't smell anything.
Starting point is 00:09:14 Smells like it's down. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell? I think Google's actually... This is crazy, but after... This is true in real news. After the presidential debate in America, Google is having an influx of people Googling,
Starting point is 00:09:38 how do I move to New Zealand? And that's no BS. Is that true? That is true. After watching that debate, I would want to live anywhere but America. People are like, I'm getting the hell out of here. Yeah, I'd be like, what is the weather like in North Korea? Yep. Seriously.
Starting point is 00:09:50 I'm going to check all my options. I've had enough. Anyway, if you haven't heard this game, it's essentially a game like Clint said before, pretty much The Chase, if The Chase had Google. Yeah. Who can Google the fastest? Out of Clint, producer Anastasia, producer Ben, and you, Anna?
Starting point is 00:10:07 Hello. Hello. Are you a fast Googler? I am super, super, super fast. Excellent. That's what we need, Anna. What are you Googling on? What's your device of choice?
Starting point is 00:10:18 iPhone. iPhone. Excellent. Okay, great. Cool. All right, Anna. So the game, Anna, if you haven't heard before, you just yell out the answer as loud as you can. You don't have to yell out your name or anything.
Starting point is 00:10:29 Just yell out the answer as soon as you have it. Okay. And we're looking for – I want you to hit start. No, you don't get a hit start. I wish I could give you a head start. We're looking for the top answer on Google for these questions, okay? Yep.
Starting point is 00:10:43 Question number one. What is the hottest chilli in the world in 2020? Carolina Reaper. Carolina Reaper. Oh, you were so close, Anna, but Clint just got you. I hadn't even searched at that point. Yeah, that was quick. Nice, mate.
Starting point is 00:10:58 I've got to be honest with you, I guessed it. Yes. Oh, did you? Yeah, and I just happened to get it right, but I also Googled it. So I guessed it, said it, confirmed my answer's off. No, that is allowed in the rules. If you think you know it, you can yell it out. One point to Clint.
Starting point is 00:11:12 Here comes question number two. Come on, Anna, you got this. I know that because I've eaten it, by the way. You were second. My partner grows them. Really? Oh, you should have got it, Anna. Oh, Anna, where were you?
Starting point is 00:11:24 Here we go. Question number two. How heavy is an average bowling ball? They're Googling. Yell it out when you know. Six pounds. Six pounds. How much is five kgs in pounds?
Starting point is 00:11:39 The average one is 12 pounds. This question's a mess. Let's move on. Because I didn't have the kilos written down. 7.2. 2.8. Did you Google it in kilos? No, I Googled it in pounds and it says it's between 6 and 16 pounds.
Starting point is 00:11:56 This question's a write-off. Yeah, so let's go question number three. That's a write-off. No one got that one. Here comes question number three. On average, how many cubs does a tiger have in a litter? On average. One.
Starting point is 00:12:10 Three. Seven. Ben got it first with three. The average is three, but can have up to seven cubs in a litter. All right. One point to Clint. One point to Ben. Come on, Anna.
Starting point is 00:12:23 Come on, Anastasia, to stay in it. Here comes question number four. What is the most popular shoe brand in 2020? Murky. Anastasia's got it. All right. So to bring it to a full tie break, Anna, you need to get this one, okay? All right.
Starting point is 00:12:44 If anyone but Anna gets this question, they get this one, okay? All right. If anyone but Anna gets this question, they win the game, right? Yeah, exactly. Everyone else has to stop. Okay. All right. All right, come on, Anna. Here comes question number five. How many gold medals did Team New Zealand win at the 2012 London Olympics?
Starting point is 00:13:03 Six. Oh, producer Ben's taking it out. Where have you come from? You always lose. I didn't even know you were in this game. What you couldn't see behind the scenes was Brie was desperately asking us to let Anna have this one so that she could stay in the game. And Ben goes, nah, foot on the throat, got to win the game.
Starting point is 00:13:22 I thought she said I was faster. I was trying to help you out, Anna, because I wanted to give you a fighting chance. But no, producer Ben selfishly swooped in. Nah, good win from producer Ben. He's like Team New Zealand or the Commonwealth Games, anything to win, baby. Is that your first win in Google Down?
Starting point is 00:13:38 Yep. I mean, I do get asked, what do I bring to this show? And I feel like original, amazing radio games is what I bring. And I've got another one for this afternoon. It's called Tennis or Chemist. Pretty simple. The Aussie Open is on at the moment. So I've come up with this completely original idea.
Starting point is 00:14:02 I can't believe other people haven't thought of this, where I'm going to give you tennis players' names come up with this completely original idea. I can't believe other people haven't thought of this. Yeah. Where I'm going to give you tennis players' names or the names of pharmacists. They work in chemists. And you just have to tell me, is it a player from the Australian Open? Yeah. Or is it a pharmacist?
Starting point is 00:14:18 What's the last game you came up with? Rugby or Fugby? To guess if they're a real rugby player or a fake rugby player. A name that I made up. Okay. Our first contestant for tennis or chemist is Destiny. Hi, Destiny. Hi. Hi, how's things?
Starting point is 00:14:31 Good. Have you been watching the Aussie Open? Absolutely not. I know nothing about it. Well, okay, let me ask you this. Have you been frequenting a lot of pharmacies? No. Seems like you may not be great at this game, but hey,
Starting point is 00:14:45 it might be a bit of luck. You're playing me and I think we're in the same boat because I haven't been doing either as well. So how do we play, Bree? All right, so it's going to be best of five. I'm going to give you a name each. I'm going to say Destiny's going to go first. Cool.
Starting point is 00:14:58 And we'll see who can get the most correct. All right, Destiny, your first name. Is it a tennis player from the Aussie Open or is it a pharmacist from a chemist? Ashley Barty. I'm going to go with
Starting point is 00:15:14 Australian Open. The Aussie Open. Are you locking it in? Yeah, locked in. That is correct. Her name is Ash Barty. She's an Australian tennis player. She's 23 years old, and she is ranked number one in the world right now. Is she?
Starting point is 00:15:35 Yes. Wow. So if you got that one wrong, you were in trouble, Destiny. You learn something new every day, don't you, Destiny? Well done. Okay, give me one. Give me one. Here comes Clint's first name. The name is... Please Destiny? Well done. Okay, give me one. Give me one. Here comes Clint's first name.
Starting point is 00:15:45 The name is... Please be Roger Federer. Okay, you ready? Please be Roger Federer. Hey-o, Chin Chang. Tennis player. You're going to lock in tennis player in the Aussie Open. He's the pride of China.
Starting point is 00:16:05 It is a tennis player. Yes. It is a female tennis player. She's 26 from Chinese Taipei. He's got one score and I've got one score. Yeah, you're right, Destiny. And she's ranked number 15 in the women's doubles for the Aussie Open. Game on.
Starting point is 00:16:21 All right, Destiny, you're up. Here comes your second one. So far it's one apiece. Walter White. I'm going to go with that as a chemist. You're going to say Walter White is a chemist. Yes. All right, locking it in.
Starting point is 00:16:40 You would be correct. The character from Breaking Bad. Oh, my God. Technically, he's not really a chemist. Technically, he's a made-up character. Yeah, but technically in the show, he is a chemist. Okay, well done, Destiny. All right, Clint, you need this one to stay in the game.
Starting point is 00:16:58 Here we go. I got this. Here comes your second name. Please be Novak Dijakovic. Kim Thean Lee. Is that a tennis player in the Aussie Open or a chemist? Well, I'm going to go this time. That's a pharmacist.
Starting point is 00:17:13 That's a chemist. You're going to say that that name is attached to a chemist. Yeah. Well, there's a twist because technically that name there back in 2017, she was a pharmacist, but she got found to be a fake pharmacist. So guess what, Destiny? You've won. Wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:17:39 So she was in a pharmacy, but she... She was a fake pharmacist and she got done for nearly 750,000 fake prescriptions. Holy moly. Holy moly. Well, congratulations, Destiny. You win the first ever game of tennis or chemist somehow. Thank you so much. No worries, Destiny.
Starting point is 00:17:58 You killed it. I'll share my prize with you if you want. Wait, so she got it right for picking a fake pharmacist with Walter White, but I can't have my fake pharmacist. No, technically he was a real one in the show. Great game.
Starting point is 00:18:10 Great game. Dude, you were never going to win. I wasn't getting anything out of him. We've got some free mobile fuel for you, Destiny. Thanks for playing. Bree and Clint. Welcome, everybody,
Starting point is 00:18:19 to the fifth edition of Bree String. Welcome to... I hear you. You're saying, what the hell is Bree String. Welcome to Mr. G's room, G's room, G's room. I hear you. You're saying, what the hell is Bree String? It's the game where Bree guesses whether you're wearing a G-string or not.
Starting point is 00:18:33 Why is there haunted music? Because it's mystical. You have to look and... G-string psychic. Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah, that was the... Bree believes she can tell whether you're wearing a G-string without looking.
Starting point is 00:18:45 Yep, just by talking to the person. One question, that Got it. Bree believes she can tell whether you're wearing a G-string without looking. Yep, just by talking to the person. One question, that's it. She's sitting on a 100% strike record on this game at the moment. Back-to-back 100%. Okay. I like to apply a pressure cooker situation, and I said if you ever go backwards, the game is cancelled. Okay?
Starting point is 00:19:01 Right. There are no off days in Bree-string. Okay? I don't feel confident today. The game is stupid enough as it is. We don't need to have an off day. Okay? There are no off days in Bree String. Okay? I don't feel confident today. The game is stupid enough as it is. We don't need to have an off day. Okay? Yeah, that's fair enough.
Starting point is 00:19:11 We are playing for another 100% record. And the first person up to play Bree String is Bex. Hi, Bex. G'day, Bex. Hiya. Hi. Now I get one question, don't I? One question, yes.
Starting point is 00:19:21 Okay, Bex, what type of underwear are you wearing? No, you don't get to ask that question. Well, no one mentioned that I didn't get to ask that. Okay, Bex, do you preferably like to wear high-waisted jeans, mid-rise or low-rise? Mid-rise. Hmm. mid-rise. Mmm. I feel like mid-rise would not work well with a G-string.
Starting point is 00:19:51 So you're going to say... Because I wear mid-rise. Right. So you feel no G-string. Yeah, no, yeah, I'm going to lock it in. No G-string. Bex, are you not wearing a G-string? I'm not wearing a G-string. Yes.
Starting point is 00:20:05 One under the belt. Excuse the pun. Thank you, Bex. are you not wearing a G-string? I'm not wearing a G-string. Yes. One under the belt. Excuse the pun. Thank you, Bex. Mitchell, hi. Hi, Mitchell. Hello. Mitchell, Mitchell, Mitchell. This should be easy, right?
Starting point is 00:20:16 This should be easy. Should be easy. But you never know. Mitchell, do you work out your glutes at the gym? I don't go to the gym. Ooh. Nah, no G-string. Mitchell, are you not wearing a G-string?
Starting point is 00:20:40 You are correct. Oh, God. That was good suspense. that was great suspense. You should work in radio. Okay, let's go to Aaliyah. Hi, Aaliyah. Hi, Aaliyah. Hi.
Starting point is 00:20:54 One question from Bree. Okay. Aaliyah. Yeah. What do you generally wear to bed? Nothing. Ooh. Ooh. He's going to throw? Nothing. Ooh. Ooh.
Starting point is 00:21:06 He's going to throw a spanner in the works. I don't know. You need this. Okay, you need this to keep the game going. Hey, wait. So she wears nothing. My partner, most of the time, wears nothing. Nice.
Starting point is 00:21:26 Well, that's actually not true. She always wears that. She's a G-string wearer. I'm going to say she's not a G-string wearer again. Aaliyah, are you a non-G-string wearer? Oh, this is wrong. It's wrong. Wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:21:40 I don't wear them. You don't wear them! We're on track. We're on track. Oh, I thought I'd stuffed it. Thank you, Aaliyah. You've got two to go, okay? You're on 100 them. You don't wear them. We're on track. We're on track. I thought I'd stuffed it. Thank you, Aaliyah. You've got two to go, okay? You're on 100%.
Starting point is 00:21:48 There are two left to go. You just have to get two more correct. Let's go to Kat. Hi, Kat. Hi, Kat. Hey. Hi, guys. I need a good question.
Starting point is 00:21:56 I'm really floundering. I need a good question here. Okay. I've got a good question. Kat, what brand of bra and undies do you generally have? Bend-on bra, Bonds undie. She's not a G-string wearer. Is that correct, Kat?
Starting point is 00:22:15 Yeah, I don't wear them. Thank you, Kat. Thank you. We're so close. I knew it. We are so close. Okay, one more and you've done it again. 100% strike record, which means and you've done it again.
Starting point is 00:22:26 100% strike record, which means that you will have gone 15 correct guesses in a row. To add a curveball, the final contestant in Bree String this week is me. It's you. It's me. I will be the final person in Bree String this week. And as per the rules, you will have one question. This is a real spanner
Starting point is 00:22:50 in the works, isn't it? But if you can do it, you can do it, right? I'm right here. You've never been closer to a contestant. I should know this, but then I know what you're like. You could be throwing a spanner in the works. You could have worn one of your wife's g-strings. Actually, this is my
Starting point is 00:23:08 question. Does your wife wear g-strings? No. So you don't have one so you would have had to go out and buy one. The ultimate question. Am I wearing a G-string? Nah, you're not You're not wearing a G-string I don't think you would go a full four-hour Bree and Clint show
Starting point is 00:23:39 With a piece of string up your date I'm so upset You're not, you're not, you're not Stop, you're not I'm so upset for you You're not. You're not. You're not. Stop. I'm so upset for you. You're not. You're not. You're not. You're not. No! You're
Starting point is 00:23:56 shitting me. I had the producers specially pick me up a g-string this morning. Whose is that? Oh, no. I thought it would be obvious. Why would I put myself in the game if I wasn't going to go and get a G-string this morning. Whose is that? Oh, no. I thought it would be obvious. Why would I put myself in the game if I wasn't going to go and get a G-string? Why would you be wearing a G-string? For the video, for the lols.
Starting point is 00:24:16 I mean, I feel weird about it too. How is it? I'm so weird. Like my butt cheeks are brushing against the material in my shorts. It's not okay. That's it. Oh, that's it. I can't believe it.
Starting point is 00:24:29 That's, you know what, I call BS because I feel like because you don't normally wear a G-string, my psychic power was off. Fine, get Stephanie right and I'll give you the 100% record. You swear? I swear, but you have to get Stephanie right. Okay, okay. Don't make me have worn this G-string for nothing. Stephanie, Stephanie.
Starting point is 00:24:49 Hi, how are you? Good, Steph, good, Steph. Okay, I need... Oh, this is a big opportunity that Clint's just given me. I need this question to be good. Steph? Have you had laser hair removal on anywhere
Starting point is 00:25:08 of your body? No. You have? No, no, no. Not anywhere. No? No. Feel like
Starting point is 00:25:22 from the track. Talk for me one more time, Steph. What's that sound? There you go. That'll do. I think she's a jet string wearer. I honestly think she is. Steph?
Starting point is 00:25:37 Yeah? Are you? I am. A controversial victory, but we'll take it. That is a 100% record with an asterisk beside it. I still can't get that picture of you wearing a G-string off my wrist. Bree and Clint. And then we play that opener of us. Pot Kettle Black. We are going to guess some people's nickname origin stories
Starting point is 00:26:09 and the best story is going to win free mobile fuel. Amber's first. Hi, Amber. G'day, Amber. Hi, how's it going? Good. What's your nickname, Amber? My nickname is Brian, like man's name.
Starting point is 00:26:21 Brian. Brian. Your name is Brian after the dog on Family Guy. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Because someone owes you some money. Brian. No, you owed man's name. Brian. Brian. Your name is Brian after the dog on Family Guy. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Because someone owes you some money. Brian. No, you owed someone some money. No.
Starting point is 00:26:30 Where's my money? Where's my money, Brian? Maybe that's her alter ego. Brian the dog. She turns into Brian. You turn into an alcoholic dog. Yeah. Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:26:41 What if she is an alcoholic dog? What if she's a talking dog? Oh, my God. she's a talking dog? Ooh. Oh, my God, she's a talking dog. Scale it back. I think she's named, I think we just go wide and we go, your nickname comes from Brian the dog from Family Guy.
Starting point is 00:26:57 Wow. That is impressive, yeah. Yes! Why, Amber? When I was, so it's kind of an inappropriate show, right, for kids, but I used to watch it when I was younger because I was obsessed with the dog and my parents let me do it because I loved it so much. And so called you Brian.
Starting point is 00:27:12 Interesting. Perfect. That's the first time we've got it, first time ever. Nicole, hi. Hi, Nicole. Hi. What's your nickname? My nickname is NeNe.
Starting point is 00:27:22 NeNe. NeNe or MeMe? NeNe. NeNe. NeNe. NeNe. NeNe or Mimi? NeNe. NeNe. NeNe. Her name's, well, Nicole NeNe. Nicole NeNe. She's scared of knees.
Starting point is 00:27:33 She's got a phobia of knees. That's it. Nicole, they call you NeNe because you've got a knee phobia? Yeah, basically. I've got a phobia of people touching my knees. You're kidding me, Nicole. I literally, what? No, I'm not saying that that's weird that you kidding me, Nicole. I literally... What?
Starting point is 00:27:45 No, I'm not saying that that's weird that you have that phobia. I have heard of that phobia. I can't believe we just got two in a row. We're killing it. Whoa. What? Brindy is last.
Starting point is 00:27:55 Hi, Brindy. Come on, Brindy. G'day, guys. Hello. You don't understand how much pressure we're under here. It makes no difference whether you win or lose,
Starting point is 00:28:03 but if we get this right, it's our first ever three from three. What's your nickname? My nickname when I was growing up was Beans. And I wasn't told until I was a teenager the origin of that nickname. Beans. I already know it. I already know it.
Starting point is 00:28:17 It's because she's gassy. It's flatulence related. She would fart a lot. Yeah, so they call her Beans. Silent, but violent. And she thought no one would notice. I agree with you. I agree with you. I agree with you.
Starting point is 00:28:25 We've succeeded today by going on our first guess. Let's go with that. So let's back ourselves. Beans, they call you beans because of farts. No. Damn it!
Starting point is 00:28:36 What is it? I was conceived on a beanbag chair. Oh, that is, yeah. We were never going to get that. We were never going to get that, Brindy. Oh, that is yeah, we were never going to get that. We were never going to get that, Brindy. Oh, no. Oh, well, two from three's up there.
Starting point is 00:28:50 Good story, though. Yeah, good story. Is it good enough? I think it's good enough to win the mobile fuel. I think so, too. Congratulations, free mobile fuel for you. Cheers, thanks, guys. Even though she ruined our run. Look, there was massive, massive news that was confirmed over the weekend.
Starting point is 00:29:07 And, of course, that news was concerning a Friends interview reunion. A Friends reunion. A Friends interview reunion. Well, we don't know that. All we know is that all six cast members put on their Instagram a picture of them in character with the caption, it's happening. That's all we got. That's all we got.
Starting point is 00:29:26 But that's the rumours, that it's just an interview, it's going to be a one-hour special, and it's all to promote a new streaming service. HBO Max or something, yeah. Apparently they're getting paid an absolute tonne of money. Yeah. It's crazy. Which they need to get paid that because look how excited everyone is.
Starting point is 00:29:44 I know, and that's obviously the reason why they're doing it. There has been rumours that after the interview, one hour interview special, it could be turned into a 12 part series and yes the bet that you and I have that does mean I'll be eating cat food but there's nothing that we can
Starting point is 00:30:00 confirm yet. No, so let's just put that to the side So let's move on from that. Let's move on because honestly I've never had so many DMs about anything in my life than I had that we can confirm yet. No, so let's just put that to the side. So let's move on from that. Let's move on because honestly, I've never had so many DMs about anything in my life than I had this weekend about this Friends news. So please put it to the side. Put it to the side. Let's go back to something that we did a long time ago in our show.
Starting point is 00:30:17 And it was a competition where you guys called us up and pretty much we wanted to see how many back-to- back people we could get to do the friends clap. The bit at the start of the remembrance Everyone knows it. You know the bit. You don't even have to explain it really. It's that part of the song where it's four claps
Starting point is 00:30:35 You always do it at the start of the song This bit right here So I need to explain it, you start of the song. This bit right here. So I need to explain that you know what it is. Exactly. Everyone knows. Except for, you know, there was this one beautiful lady called Shannon who called through.
Starting point is 00:30:57 And let's just say she had three chances. Let's just play the clip. We joined Shannon after her first failed attempt Where she's, yeah, I think she did five I think she did five the first time around She did five claps the first time around So we've got her on again at this point to give it a go Oh no, that's not it.
Starting point is 00:31:25 Which one is it, Ben? Which one is it? Where's the clip of Shannon? There, sorry. Okay, here we go again. Let's join Shannon here. There's gonna be a fail without Shannon. Do you know how many claps to put in?
Starting point is 00:31:39 It's four. Shannon, it's four, okay? Okay. Are you ready? I believe so. Here we go. No! Shannon, Shannon!
Starting point is 00:31:54 Shannon, you muffed it again! Do you want a third attempt? Okay, go on. Come on, Shannon. Come on! Shannon, you did three. Three. It was an epic fail.
Starting point is 00:32:12 It's time for redemption, though. We want redemption round. If you want to be a part of the annual 2020 Friends Remembrance Clap event, call now, 0800-DIAL-ZM. How many are we going to go? How many do we want? Friends Remembrance Clap event. Call now. 0800 DIAL ZM. How many are we going to go? How many do we want? We're going to try and get through five people.
Starting point is 00:32:32 Five back to back. Only because we have six lines here at ZM and we're going to keep one line free for Shannon. Just in case she's listening right now. We want her to get redemption. We would love to give Shannon the chance to redeem herself. The phones are already full. So Shannon, if you're listening, text us on 9696 and we will get you on. But everybody else is welcome to play as well.
Starting point is 00:32:53 0800 dial ZM. It's time for the redemption round. Let's go, people. Come on. Five in a row. Can we do it? Bree and Clint. Friends may be coming back.
Starting point is 00:33:03 It may not be coming back in its true form. We don't know. But what we do know is we have a chance at doing something we haven't done for a long time. It's the Big Friends Clap Off. Yeah. It's an annual thing we do here at the Bree and Clint Show. And this year, it's time for redemption. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:33:19 We've had a, well, let's be honest. We had quite a few successful claps. We had four successful claps in a row, and then poor Shannon failed three times back to back. Our producers are still searching for Shannon. She may or may not join us. But that's not the be all and end all of this competition, okay? We can get you on and have a go.
Starting point is 00:33:37 If we get five successful claps in a row, I'll call, this is the record, absolutely. Just so everyone's clear, this is what we're going for. So it starts like this. You need the exact. That is redemption. Just so everyone's clear, this is what we're going for. So it starts like this. You need the exact right amount of clack. So, Brina, we'll give you an example. Oh, well done. That's it.
Starting point is 00:33:55 Nice work. Well done. Nice work. Nice work. Let's get our first person on. Nisha. Hi, Nisha. Hi, Nisha.
Starting point is 00:34:01 Hi. You keen? Yeah. Sorry? You keen to give this a go? Keen as a bean. Nice. I, Nisha. Hi. You keen? Yeah. Sorry? You keen to give this a go? Keen as a bean. Nice. I like the enthusiasm.
Starting point is 00:34:09 No pressure, but if we fail with you first, the record is off. It's all over. Okay? Now, Clint, you need to let her know how many claps. Four claps. Four claps. We're looking for. In the correct position.
Starting point is 00:34:18 Yes. It will go quiet. The music will drop out, and it will be all you. Obviously, we recommend having your phone on speaker so you have two hands free. That's a good idea. All right, here we go, Nisha. Come on, Nisha.
Starting point is 00:34:30 You got this. Feel the rhythm. It'll do. You've done it. Well done, Nisha. Yes, Nisha. We're off. Yay, okay.
Starting point is 00:34:44 One from one. Let's get Kayla on. Hi, Kayla. G'd, Nisha. Yes, Nisha. We're off. Okay, one from one. Let's get Kayla on. Hi, Kayla. G'day, Kayla. All right. My heart's beating really fast. Me too. Are you ready?
Starting point is 00:34:51 Yeah. Here we go, Kayla. Your turn. Number two. You got this. Yes. No one told you life was gonna be this way. Now we're done.
Starting point is 00:35:05 She's got it. My heart almost skipped a beat. Like, you took us right to the edge, Kayla. It was a late play, but you did well. Well done. I think I weed a little bit. Okay, Kayla goes on hold. We go to call number three from Millie.
Starting point is 00:35:18 Hi, Millie. All right, Millie. Millie. Hello. Hello, Millie. All right, come on, Millie. Okay.ie Come on Millie Okay Okay
Starting point is 00:35:27 Here we go It's all on you Is your phone on speaker? Yes Okay Okay Here we go Turn the radio down
Starting point is 00:35:37 Alright Turn the radio down So we can hear it clearly Millie We don't want to stuff this up Alright Okay She's down She's down You You're on.
Starting point is 00:35:46 Your turn to shine. Oh! It was nine. I reckon it was late, but we got... No, it was three claps. It was three. It was four. It was four. It was four. It was four. It was just late.
Starting point is 00:36:06 Four. It was just... All right, this is what we're going to do. Millie gets a redemption. Can producer Ben go back? Okay, he's going to isolate that. And then we're going to see
Starting point is 00:36:15 if we can get the others. Yeah, Millie, stay with us. Stay with us, Millie. Dylan's going to have a go. Hi, Dylan. Hey, bro. We can only afford one cock up, okay? Dylan, you're the...
Starting point is 00:36:24 You're going to get this right, aren't you? Yeah. Don't stuff it up for the boys, alright? How many claps is it, Dylan? How many claps? How many claps? Four. Four claps is what we want. Let's go! Yeah, that'll do.
Starting point is 00:36:46 That'll do. That'll do. I think he got it. That's four claps there. We'll take it. We'll take it. We have to take it at this rate. Dylan, well done, mate.
Starting point is 00:36:52 You're in. Thank you. Nice work, Dylan. Okay, let's go to Steph. Steph is number five, but Millie is still being reviewed. We're still up for video referee or sound referee for Millie, but let's go to Steph. Hi, Steph.
Starting point is 00:37:07 Hi. Okay, four claps. You're on. We need you, okay? Come on, Steph. Bring it home. You don't get records because it's easy, okay? Yep.
Starting point is 00:37:15 No one told you life was going to be this way. Oh, that's another one. Love has to go away. Steph, was that three? Steph Be honest with yourself Was it three claps? I've been practising Oh but your phone is cutting out
Starting point is 00:37:38 That's the issue Maybe it cut out Okay Steph We have a slow-mo replay of Millie. Okay, should we focus on what we can't focus on? We can't get Steph's line
Starting point is 00:37:49 any better. Millie is still claiming she definitely had a four clap. Millie, are you there? Yes, I am. Hi, Millie. Let's review your audio. This has been run
Starting point is 00:37:59 through our slow-motion replay device. Come on, baby. And we join your call at the claps. Come on, Mill. And we join your call at the claps. Come on, Millie. Here we go. It's three.
Starting point is 00:38:13 Sucky Momo. Sucky Momo, girl. Sucky Momo. I'll give one more listen. I'll give one more listen. Hang on. Yeah, no, that's a Sucky Momo, girl. Fudge.
Starting point is 00:38:25 Fudge. That's all right, Millie. Millie, that's a sucky Momo girl. Fudge. Fudge. That's all right, Millie. Millie, do us a favour. Can you call us back next year for the annual clap-off? Oh, God. All right, annual clap-off. We'll have you back next year, Millie. Redemption.
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