ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Special Edition – Games P2
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Brie and Clint
I feel like this is a good opportunity to be vulnerable
Yeah, yeah, okay
Okay, we've got all the bits here
Do you want to give it a go first so we can figure out how it works?
Okay
Alright, I'm going to kick this off
Okay, so wait
Do you know when to come in?
Do you know when to come in?
Wait, let's do a practice first
Yeah, yeah
So it goes this part
You wait, you wait
Got it? You got the rhythm?
You don't have it, do you?
I don't know it, do you?
I don't know.
One more time.
Listen.
Got it?
Okay, got it.
Here we go.
Good luck.
I don't think you've got it at all.
But here it comes.
Here's your one.
Of all the people who aren't lactose intolerant.
Yeah, that was all right.
That was not too bad.
We can build on that, though.
Yeah, we can give that a go. All right, who wants to go next?
I'll go next.
Okay, you go next.
Okay, here we go.
Of guys that have thick hair.
I'm jealous of people who have thick hair, too.
Isn't that nice?
You know, like Cam Manson?
Oh, he's got the best hair.
Just once, I want to do a man bun where it doesn't look like I'm jealous of people who have thick hair too. Isn't that nice? You know, like Cam Manson? Oh, he's got the best hair. Just once, I want to do a man bun where it doesn't look like I'm bald.
When I put my hair in a ponytail, it just looks like a wisp of hair.
It's just ridiculous.
Right?
It's not fair.
So unfair.
Let's go to the producers.
Who wants to go first?
I don't mind.
There's not a lot of pressure here.
Yeah, I know.
Just, Ben, it's the first time.
We're just, you know.
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, cool.
Also, we haven't nailed it, so I don't think the pressure is too high. Yours was pretty good. Good luck, Ben. Here you go, I know, yeah. Yeah, but just Ben, it's first time. Yeah, okay, yeah, cool. Also, we haven't nailed it
so don't think the pressure
is too high.
Yours was pretty good.
Good luck, Ben.
Here you go.
Good luck, man.
Of people like Bree
who can own dogs.
Why can't you own a dog?
Oh, flatting.
He's flatting.
Yeah, he can't own dogs.
I've been jealous of people
like me for 10 years.
My time's finally come.
You've got to do it breeded, man.
Hook up with someone who owns a house.
That is a very good idea.
Anastasia, are you ready?
Yeah.
I heard the one you were practising with and it was quite depressing.
Don't say it in case it's the one she's doing.
Anastasia went down the real honest route.
No, I'm not doing that one.
Okay, you ready?
Yeah, you ready?
Here we go.
Good luck.
Of anyone who's finished their Christmas shopping.
Stop bragging.
We did it.
You're organised.
Can I say what Anastasia's other one was?
No.
No, no.
That's not nice.
Do it.
Say it.
Say it.
No, someone might ask if I want to use it.
Okay, well, yeah.
I'm jealous of girls who have perky boobs.
Or just boobs in general.
Yeah, that too.
Oh, 800 dial ZM.
Do you want to play this with us this afternoon?
You've just got to tell us what you're jealous of.
You can be as honest and as vulnerable as you like.
That's what we want this afternoon.
Bring it on.
What have you got?
What have you been jealous of that you just want to get off your chest?
The best jealousy thing that someone offers us this afternoon
is going to win some free mobile fuel as well.
Boom.
Okay?
Oh, $800 at M.
Bree and Clint.
We're getting jealous.
It's a normal thing to get jealous of other people.
But we want you to admit
it on the radio. No one admits it.
No one ever admits it. They just get passive
aggressive. They're like, nah, I'm not jealous. I don't
care. I don't care if they got that for Christmas.
Today on the show, we want you to admit it. We've done a few.
I've got another one if we need another mood
setter. Okay.
Of Art
Green and all his abs.
I just don't understand.
I don't get it.
Like, I watch his
Instagram stories.
It's just spelled
Asona.
So the double amount
of shirtless content.
I like his vegetable garden.
I've got another one
if you want it.
Yeah, definitely.
Okay, here we go.
You ready?
Yeah.
Of girls who look
good in crop tops.
You look good in a crop top.
No, I don't look good in anything cropped.
You get a little dangly belly button piercing for your belly button hole.
No, I look terrible.
Horrible.
We want yours now this afternoon.
Let's buy Brie a crop top for Secret Santa.
If you buy me a crop top anything.
I want you to face your fears.
Why is every girl t-shirt or jumper cropped these days?
I'm over it.
Not all of us have good flat stomachs.
I don't want to show off my tummy.
Hi, Jessa.
Sorry, Jessa.
I was just having a meltdown.
No, you're fine.
Tell us what you're doing.
Are you ready to do this?
You know how it works?
Yeah, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Good luck.
Good luck with the timing too.
It's not easy.
It's not.
Here we go.
Of people who have New Year's plans.
What, you can't go or you just haven't sorted it out yet?
I had a falling out with an ex of mine,
so no point in hanging out with him and his friends.
Oh, no.
He's taken the friends for New Year's and you've got no plans.
They're his friends, so
he's more than welcome to be. Whereabouts are
you, Jessa, in New Zealand? I'm in the
Waikato. Okay, if anyone's listening,
got plans that Jess can come along
to, text us.
Yeah, come on down. Okay, thanks, Jessa.
Let's go Jessica. Hi, Jessica. Hi, Jessica.
Hello. You ready to do Jessica. Let's go Jessica. Hi, Jessica. Hi, Jessica. Hello.
You ready to do this?
Yeah.
Good luck.
Of people that can wear coloured tops because they don't sweat.
People can wear what?
Coloured tops.
I like that one. You got leaky pits, Jessica?
Yeah.
Have you tried Botox in your armpits?
No, it's not expensive.
Botox is expensive.
I thought you were going to say if you tried Mitchum.
Botox, they reckon.
A bit of Botox in your armpits.
Yeah, but it's so expensive.
It is very expensive.
And it's not permanent.
And, I mean, who looks at your armpits and goes,
God, your skin looks amazing.
Thanks, sweaty Jessie. Don. Thanks, sweaty Jessie.
Don't call her sweaty Jessie.
Siobhan.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
You're jealous or something.
You're ready to do this, yeah?
Yeah.
I'm on Siobhan.
Of a partner that doesn't have a PlayStation 5 to deal with.
Siobhan, you're literally jealous of the PS5, aren't you?
Yeah.
It's getting more attention than you.
Yeah.
Pressing more buttons on the PlayStation 5 than poor old Siobhan.
I know.
Do you think it'll wear off?
Do you think you'll get sick of it?
No, definitely not.
Yeah, right.
All right.
You should move out for a week and see if he notices.
No, that's a good idea.
Yeah.
Or just pretend to knock it off the coffee table.
Hi, Danielle.
Hi.
One more.
Come on, are you ready?
Yeah.
All right, here we go.
Danielle.
Of people that don't get hay fever.
Oh!
Danielle!
So relatable right now.
Yeah, me too, actually.
Oh, God.
Danielle, wait there.
We've got some free mobile fuel for you.
Congratulations.
Nice work, Danielle.
Awesome, thank you.
And God bless you.
Achoo!
Bree and Clint.
Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down?
What the hell?
I think Google's actually calm as a little bee
because Google actually went down in the middle of the segment last week,
but not this week, guys.
Stable.
We're back on.
Stable.
We've got Google working, and if you haven't heard this before,
it's where Clint, the producers, take on someone on the phones
to see who is the fastest Googler.
Sandy's up this week.
Hi, Sandy.
Hi, Sandy.
Hey, guys.
How are you?
Good, mate.
How do you go on the Google?
Oh, not bad.
I'll try and give it a go.
Yes, Sandy.
I'm rooting for you.
I'm always on your side, okay?
Now, I need to know, are you Googling on a laptop or a phone this
afternoon?
I've got my laptop.
Perfect. That's what I like to hear. That means the producers and Clint get to Google
on a laptop as well to keep it fair.
We use what you use, so.
Exactly right. So, the aim of the game, I will read out the questions. You have to Google
as fast as you can. First person to yell out the correct answer,
that is the top answer on Google, will receive a point.
First person to three points wins the game.
All right?
And if it's you, Sandy, you get to take home some mobile fuel, okay?
All right.
Here we go.
Good luck, everybody.
Question number one.
Currently, how many American Pie movies exist?
Everyone.
Sandy?
Anastasia wins the point.
You don't need to buzz in.
Sandy, I'm so sorry.
Yeah, just yell out the answer as soon as you have it.
Okay, Sandy, don't yell out your name.
Sorry, Sandy.
What did you say?
She said four.
Is that the correct answer?
I'm pretty sure that's what Google says.
Oh, no.
That's not the answer.
That's definitely not right.
There's three with just the wedding.
No, so that's not including spin-offs.
Right.
American Pie, American Pie 2, American Wedding, and American Reunion,
all a part of the American Pie franchise.
All right, okay.
Fine, yeah, we'll get it.
So Anastasia wins that point.
There's like 10.
Sandy, just yell out the answer as soon as you have it, okay?
Don't worry about your name.
Come on, mate.
I'm vouching for you.
Okay.
Question number two.
How many dogs currently live on planet Earth?
Here we go.
Everyone's Googling.
900 million.
900 million. Producer Ben got it. That is a point to Producer go. Everyone's Googling. $900 million.
$900 million.
Producer Ben got it.
That is a point to Producer Ben.
Nice work, mate.
Nice work.
Also, if you think you know the answer and you're confident, you can yell it out without
Googling.
Got it.
That is in the rules.
All right.
Here comes question number three.
One point to Anastasia.
One point to Producer Ben.
What is the emergency services number in Australia?
111?
Clint?
No, 911.
Triple zero.
Anastasia's got the point.
She needs one more for the win.
Come on, Sandy.
You can come back.
Come on, mate.
Here comes questions.
Sandy's happy to be here.
I love Sandy.
She's great.
Okay, here we go.
What is Donald Trump's birth date?
14th of June, 1946.
Anastasia's got it.
She's got all three, and that is how you do Google Sam.
Sorry, Sandy.
That's right.
That's right.
I love your energy.
I'm giving you the fuel anyway, mate.
You're great.
Wait, she got no points.
Yep, and sometimes, you know.
She got no points.
That's the secret.
That's the secret number of points to get.
Google loves a try.
Sandy, fuel coming your way, mate.
Google down.
Back next week.
Free and close.
Free and Clint.
Strap in, because if you've just joined us Welcome back to
What's your gadget?
Tell me what's your gadget?
What's your gadget?
Tell me what's your gadget?
What's your gadget?
Tell me what's your gadget?
This is
Probably some of the most exciting radio
We've done in a while
But with lockdown Back in our lives again,
there is a study that says because of everyone being in lockdown,
a lot of kitchens are being sprung clean.
Spring cleaned?
Spring cleaned.
Spring cleaned in winter.
So a lot of kitchen gadgets are getting chucked out.
A lot of gadgets end up on the kerbside.
You see a lot of rice cookers out there.
And that's often when people have upgraded their rice cooker
because no one's getting rid of a rice cooker.
That's not a useless gadget.
There are lots of useless gadgets.
Not a rice cooker.
Not a rice cooker.
A rice cooker is a great one.
So we're asking you this afternoon on 0800-DIAL-ZM,
what are you not getting rid of because it's your favourite gadget?
Savannah's here.
Hi, Savannah.
Hi, Savannah.
Hi.
Are you ready to go?
Yep.
Okay, good luck. Hi, Savannah. Hi. Are you ready to go? Yeah. Okay, good luck.
Wait for it.
Wait.
What's your gadget?
Tell me what's your gadget.
An onion chopper.
A slap chop?
Yeah, it not only saves time, but also saves all the tears.
Is it the one where you put the onion in the jar
and then you push the thing down on top
and it spins around and dices up your onion for you?
Yeah, the one I have, you just push it down
and the blades are on the...
The slack chop.
Yeah, right.
It's a chopper.
What does that do for the crying situation?
Does that prevent onion tears?
I think it would.
Yeah, no onion tears.
I want one.
I'm sold.
That's a good one, Savannah,
because the one you just mentioned,
heaps of people on the text machine,
that was my second favourite gadget that I've recently bought.
You put everything in and then you pull it like a lawnmower.
Yeah, right.
Does it have a name?
Someone said that you can buy them from Kmart
and another person said it's called Tupperware Extra Chef.
Okay.
Lisa, welcome to What's Your Gadget?
How are you going?
Good, yourself?
Very good.
Big moment for you, Lisa.
Wait for it.
What's your gadget?
Tell me what's your gadget?
Now, I don't know if I should say it on the radio, but it's Alexa.
Oh, yes.
All right.
Yes, how did I not think of this?
Alexa's fantastic in the kitchen.
Because she puts a timer on for you if you need it.
More than that.
Yep.
I listen to my wife when she's baking and she'll say,
Alexa, how many cups is 500 grams of flour?
Yeah, smart.
And she does all those conversions for you straight away.
That's a really good one, Lisa.
I thought you were going to say something else, to be honest, Lisa.
What did you think? No, but it'll be interesting now how many you were going to say something else, to be honest, Lisa. What did you think?
It'll be interesting now how many people are going to
text in going, damn it, my Alexa
just turned on.
Yeah, well, they probably turned on again now.
Alexa, set a
one hour timer for birthday
banger. Good idea. There you go.
That's smart. Thanks, Lisa.
One more for Carl. Hey, Carl. G'day, Carl.
Hi. Now, we've had semi-poor representation for blokes in What's Your Gadget.
I love that Carl's called up.
Producer Ben's one was tongs.
Barbecue tongs.
So bring us up, man.
Here we go.
What's your gadget?
Tell me what's your gadget.
So it's for married men, and it's a Thermomix.
Oh.
Rich, rich men.
Yeah, you have to be super uber rich to have a Thermomix.
No.
Don't you have a Thermomix, Clint?
They're more achievable than you think, okay?
How much is a Thermomix?
How much is the one you have, Clint?
You can actually get a Thermomix? How much is the one you have, Clint? You can actually get a Thermomix
on 36 months interest-free.
So how much, you guys paid for yours
outright, how much was it? Carl, how good's the Thermomix?
Hey, it does everything, eh, man?
Yeah, you can go put your meal
on, like a chicken, go to the
supermarket, come back. Yeah, it does a chicken.
Oh, I'm not disputing that it's amazing. It does blending,
it does rice, it boils
eggs, it can make an entire risotto for you.
It can do cooking, and it can do freezing as well.
And it's self-cleaning.
I've just looked it up, and for the low price tag of $2,089,
you can have one today.
We didn't ask what was your cheap gadget, did we?
What's your gadget?
Tell me what's your gadget.
I think that's coming back next week, that segment.
Honestly, God, mine was actually a Thermomix.
I just said spiralizer to be relatable.
We're going to do a morale boosting request next.
If you want to pick a song for us today,
text it to us now on 9696.
We need one song to bring the mood of the nation up.
That's right.
Spiralizer, code for thermo.
The next four weeks of being stuck in our own houses
means we're going to have to find new ways to entertain ourselves.
That's right.
We're going to have to find all new methods of fun.
Board games are the best.
They actually are so much fun.
Blow off the dust.
But know if you're a board game person before you play.
Who's not a board game person?
People who take them too seriously and cause fights.
What are you talking about?
Not pointing the fingers at anybody in particular.
I've just invented a game that we can play with people listening,
but only if they're following the rules and they're at home right now.
Okay.
Welcome to the first ever Quarantine Cluedo.
All right.
I do love this game.
I know that you need to be able to pick who did it.
Yes.
What item.
Yes.
And what room of the mansion.
That's the bit we're focusing on today.
In your mansion, Bree and I are going to ask you one question each,
and we're going to try and figure out what room of the house you're in.
Okay?
We're going to play with Khan first.
Khan, welcome to Quarantine Cluedo.
Hello, Khan.
Hi, how's it going?
Or as I like to call you, Colonel Mustard.
Colonial Mustard, I think it was.
I think it was Colonel Mustard.
Colonel Mustard.
Colonial Mustard?
Colonial Mustard. Colonel Mustard. Colonial Mustard?
Fat-free mustard.
Colonial Mustard, have you entered the room that you would like to play Quarantine Cluedo from?
Yes.
You're in that room right now?
I'm actually thinking about changing rooms.
Okay, you can do it now.
You can do it now, but you need to stay in that room, okay?
Tell us when you're there.
Right.
Are you in the room?
Now I am.
Okay, great.
This is so fun.
Brie, you can ask...
Now go back to the other room.
Just kidding.
You can ask Colonel Clink one question and I'll ask him one question.
Okay, my question for you, Colonial Khan, is...
What's the smell like in the room that you're in?
Well, you're kind of close because you can probably hear the echo.
Oh, he's absolutely in the bathroom.
I knew as soon as I heard that echo where he was, he gave himself away.
Is it bathroom or is it toilet?
But you may not get it.
You may not get it because there is absolutely nothing smelling in it.
And it actually smells good in this word anywhere else.
His shit might not stink, though.
This is true.
So he's in the bathroom, the toilet, or the laundry.
Yeah.
So I need to be very careful with my question.
Khan, what's the temperature of the room right now? Would you say it's room temperature, warmer than average or cooler than average?
Okay.
There's actually a gauge on the wall that tells me how hot it is in here.
I know where he is.
It's the bathroom.
I know where he is.
22.5 degrees.
I'm not going to say what that is, though.
Khan, you're in the bathroom.
Yeah, okay, yeah, I'm in the bathroom.
You did it, Colonial Can!
We can prove it!
I was trying to show you.
Yeah, well, you did it.
Yeah, you did it, it was the most...
He did it in the bathroom with a number two on the toilet.
One more game
of Coronation
Quarantine... What?
You've thrown me now.
Quarantine Cluedo. Ben,
hi. Hello, Ben. Hello.
Or as I like to call you,
Mr. Plum.
For no reason at all.
Yeah, he had no reaction to that whatsoever.
Are you in the room that you want
to be in for Quarantine Cluedo, Ben?
Yeah, for sure. Okay. I want to be in for Quarantine Cluedo, Ben? Yeah, for sure.
Okay.
I want to ask, I've got a question.
Ben, how much time do you spend in the room that you're in?
Legitimately about 30 seconds, if I'm trying to be fast.
I know where he is.
Okay.
Ben, if you wanted to right now, could you comfortably lie down?
No.
He's in the toilet.
You're in the toilet.
Bang on.
Yeah!
Oh, Brianna.
Give us a challenge, people.
Come on.
Ben, you should know that I know my toilets.
Congratulations, Ben.
Thank you for being one of the first contestants on Quarantine Cluedo.
And that's it.
That's how the stupid game works.
Oh, I like it.
Thanks for playing, Ben.
Now we'll leave you to do your business in the toilet.
Yeah, we'll leave you to whatever you've got left to do in there.
We're huge advocates on this show for board games during isolation, right?
I have always been a board game person.
Have you?
No.
Oh, sick, sick.
If I'm at the batch, like if I'm away on the holiday
and I've watched all the Instagram stories
and there's times when I get into it, it's fun.
And I think this is the time.
This is the time.
Maybe it's a country person thing
because we did barely had barely Had wifi my whole life
Even now
There's no wifi out
Where my parents live
So we'd all just play
A board game all the time
Yeah right
Like the Beverly Hillbillies
Board games are the best
I love them
Producer Ellie
You've come up with
A board game game
For us to play this afternoon
I have
It's a bit of a nostalgic one actually
Is it a game to play
When you're bored
A board game game game
That's exactly what it is
That's exactly what it is Even better than a board game game How bored must you play when you're bored? A board game game game? That's exactly what it is That's exactly what it is
Even better than a board game game
How bored must you be if you're board game bored?
You need to move on to the board game game game
Amen
So basically I've found old jingles
from old board games that we did when we were kids
played when we were kids. Sorry I'm popping a bit here
and then I'm going to get
you guys to play each other and we're going to do best of
three. Tell us what the game's called. three. Tell us what the game's called.
Basically, yeah. Tell us what the game's called.
Tell us what the game's called. Board game
bingo!
I thought it was called board game game game.
Yeah, that's it. I thought you meant to tell what the games are.
I was like, that's the whole point of the game. I literally
thought the same thing. I was like, do you
listen to what Ellie says? No, I just needed you to go
board game bingo so we could start.
Okay, cool.
All right, so it's going to be a small hook of the advert and just buzz in if you think you know what it is, all right?
All right.
You're going down brave, by the way.
I feel like this could be New Zealand-centric,
so it might be hard.
I'm glad not to.
Is gumboots and ladders in there?
That's the first one, Clint.
No idea what you're talking about.
All right, when you're ready, Clint, hit off that first one. First to gobble up the most one, Clint. No idea what you're talking about. All right.
When you're ready, Clint, hit off that first one.
First to gobble up the most marbles wins.
Great.
Hungry, hungry hippos.
That is correct.
Hungry, hungry hippos.
Hungry, hungry hippos.
We're hungry, hungry hippos.
Hungry, hungry hippos.
First to gobble up the most marbles wins.
We're hungry, hungry hippos.
We're in an eating race.
Hungry, hungry hippos. Iconic an eating race. Hungry, hungry hippos.
Iconic.
We still play that game at my flat.
Do you?
Without the actual board game.
Have you guys seen the clip of the old folks home
where they've set up a real life version of Hungry, Hungry Hippos?
I love the real life version.
I do.
It's where you lie on a skateboard, right?
No.
No, they've put the oldies in their wheelchairs.
And then they've put boxes on the end of brooms
and they go and they get the balls.
That's such a good idea.
All right, it's 1-0 to Bree.
Nice.
Okay, when you're ready, Clint, hit the next one off.
So remove the pieces and...
Clint, Clint, Clint.
Remove the pieces.
Oh, my God.
Operation.
It's operation.
That is correct.
He needs an operation.
Is it water on the knee?
Operation.
He needs an operation. He needs an operation. Is it water on the knee? Operation. Is it tea?
Operation.
Is it a carly horse?
It's a shoe.
Operation.
I'm the doctor for you.
Remove the pieces and collect your fee.
But don't touch the sides.
Take out the ribs carefully.
Operation.
The thousand dollar fee.
Operation.
The broken heart.
Okay, we got the point.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, no, we got the point.
There you go.
Okay, this is the tie break, technically.
So when you're ready, hit it off, Clint.
Did your person wear a hat?
No.
Clint.
Oh, that was so tight.
That was actually very equal.
If you both get it right, I'll give you both a point.
We'll go to a bonus round.
Say it at the same time.
Okay.
Ready?
Three, two, one.
Guess who.
Yes, correct.
Well done, guys. Guess who? Yes, correct. Well done, guys.
Guess who is a mystery.
Did your person wear a hat?
No.
You're a history.
There's really good games of these at Kmart if you want to go buy them, but they're generic
ones.
That's right.
Guess who's called Who Is It?
Did your person wear glasses?
Yes.
I'm gone.
Me too.
Did you guess who? Not you. Okay, cool. So we go to tie break. We go to a tie break here, all right? Okay. Do you pursue her glasses? Yes I've got Me too You get food
Not you
Okay cool
So we go to tie break
We go to a tie break here
Alright
Okay when you're ready
Clint hit that four point off
There's excitement going round
There's a party going down
Your feet and hands
Go down
Clint
Clint
Oh there was ankle again
Twister
The hot spot
Twister
The hot spot Yeah Twister Your feet and hands. It's Twister. The hot spot.
Yeah, Twister.
Your feet and hands go down when you try to stay up.
That's how many people realised they had hit puberty.
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Robert Pattinson, obviously from the Twilight films, the saga.
He's now a vampire bat.
He's now a, yeah.
That makes sense, doesn't it?
Which, you know, people are on the fence about R-Pats a little bit, aren't they?
Being the new Batman.
I'm not.
I think he'll be great.
I think he's going to be very good.
Well, he is good.
It's just the bar is so high.
Christian Bale's Batman was so good, and those Batman movies were so good,
you'll notice that I've skipped Ben Affleck.
See, Christian Bale is Batman.
Christian Bale is Batman.
And it's weird that you're mentioning all these different people
that played Batman because I've come up with this game.
What bat is that?
What bat is that?
What bat is that? What bat is that? What bat is that?
What bat?
Whoa, whoa.
The only ever be one batman.
Stupid.
See what you've done there.
Pretty simple game, Clint.
Obviously off the back of, you know, the release of the new Batman film
with Robert Pattinson as the new Batman.
We're going to play a game of What Bat Is That?
And you'll be taking on Adam, which is very fitting considering Adam West,
one of the most prevalent Batmans of all time.
Hi, Adam.
Hello.
You know your bats?
Oh, I'd like to think so, yeah.
Let's go for it.
Pretty simple game, gentlemen.
Here this afternoon, your name is your buzzer.
All you have to do is listen to the clip
and tell me what that is that.
You all right down there?
Here goes.
Adam.
Adam's here.
What that?
Whoa, whoa.
George Clooney.
He's got it.
I didn't know when to buzz in.
I thought I had to wait until the end of the clip.
I knew that was George Clooney. He told you the rules. Yeah, right. What up? You're right. I didn't know when to buzz in. I thought I had to wait until the end of the clip. I knew there was George Clooney.
Adam, he told you the rules.
Yeah, right.
Adam, what up?
You're right.
I didn't know the rules.
Okay.
All right, Adzy, one to you.
Here comes bat number two.
I have a riddle for you.
Clint.
Clint.
What bat?
What bat?
Whoa, whoa.
George Clooney.
No, Adam, free guess.
Oh, I've got to be honest, I thought it was as well.
Yeah, me too.
But therefore, I will go with Michael Keaton.
Oh, that's a great guess, Adam, but no, it's not.
It's actually Val Kilmer.
Val Kilmer.
Oh, the forgotten Batman.
I loved Val Kilmer as Batman, I must be honest.
All right, let's move on to bat number three.
Here he is.
I'm vengeance.
Adam.
Yeah, Adam's in.
What bat?
Whoa, whoa.
What bat is that?
Roll the pen and turn.
He's got it.
He's two in.
Oh, how am I to know that?
I haven't even seen a trailer yet.
All right, Adam, if you get this one, it is all over in What That Is That.
Here he comes.
It's Cryptorius.
Only crypts that I've read that's good.
Adam's in.
For the win.
What that?
Whoa, whoa.
Ben Eflin.
He's got it.
He's done it.
Adam, you are the ultimate Batman fan.
You win. Yeah, Batman fan. You win.
Yeah, sounds good.
Thank you.
Congratulations, man.
We're very happy for you.
But you know who the real winners are?
Oh.
Everyone who just got to enjoy listening to that.
Bree and Clint.
Last night in my flat, it was one of my flatmate Claudia's birthdays,
which we all got her gifts and threw her a nice party,
so happy birthday to her.
And I was wrapping her gift last night, last minute,
and we bought her a couple of T-shirts, and as I was wrapping them up,
I automatically just went to take the price tag off
because that's what you do.
Yeah, that's customary.
Customary.
And then I thought, wait a minute, I wonder if there's anyone out there that doesn't do
that.
What, leaves the price tag on intentionally?
Yeah, leaves the price on.
I've always thought it would be nice to leave the price tag on if you'd spent a lot of money.
So that they know.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And by nice, I mean nice for me, the person who spent all the money.
Yeah, right.
So you get all the praise.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't want them to know.
I don't want them to think that.
Or is that obnoxious? Definitely. Well, obnox Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want them to know. I don't want them to think that. Or is that obnoxious?
Definitely.
Well, obnoxious is a strong word.
I don't know.
I mean, I don't do it.
I've just thought that maybe that's the area I should move into.
Anyway, we thought we'd do a social experiment
where we wanted to see if people do do this.
And that's why we came up with this.
I believe the price of...
No, you came up with this.
No, that was... I'm not with this. No, that was your...
I'm not on that.
No, that was our voices meshed together.
I'm not on that.
And anyway, we've got some people who have called up
who have said that they pride themselves on getting, you know,
really nice gifts for people, which is great.
And you want to know if they leave the price on.
Yes.
Now, here's the thing.
I know you're really excited about your new thing that you've made.
Yeah.
You only get to play that if they leave the price on.
Oh.
So, because that's what it says. It says, I that if they leave the price on. Oh. So, because that's what it says.
It says, I'm going to leave the price on.
Damn it.
Right?
I should have made one that says that they don't.
Five people.
Let's see how many times you're special
because this is the only time
that this thing's ever going to get used to.
Jasmine, hi.
Hi, Jazz.
Hi.
You're a good gifter.
Yes.
Do you leave the price on, Jazz?
I'm a half and half. So so if it's a cheap present,
I take the tag off.
But if it's expensive, I leave it on just to rub it on their faces.
Yes, Jazz!
I leave the price on!
You're a half and half, and you don't want to.
You're smart.
You take it off when it's cheap.
You leave it on when it's expensive.
You don't know how excited she is that you said.
Vicky.
Hi, Vicky.
Hi, Vicky.
Hello.
Hi.
You're a good gifter as well, right?
I think I am.
Yeah, nice.
Great.
And please tell me, Vicky,
do you leave the price tag on?
I'm a bit like Jasmine.
I'm half and half,
but for different reasons.
Oh, what's your reasons?
My reason is usually I'll take it off
if I know they definitely don't have that gift.
But I think if they've got it,
I'll leave it on so that they can exchange it.
Oh, that's for convenience.
You know what?
It's enough.
We'll take it.
It's enough.
I'm going to leave the price on.
We're two from two.
You're two from two.
Janine, hi.
Hi, Janine.
Hi.
Do you leave the price on Janine?
Unfortunately not
That's okay Janine
Can't win them all
Is it obnoxious
To leave the price tag on?
Well, it's not obnoxious
I just know that my friends
Would probably check out
How much I pay for it anyway
Yeah, right
They'll just go and Google it
Janine, can I ask, has there ever
been once in your whole life
that you've left the price
tag on?
Yes, I have, by accident.
I can't believe the price tag!
Kylie,
do you leave the price tag on?
No, I've never
needed to.
Because my
gifts have always just been ultimate.
Like I've always gone over the top.
Yeah, right. But have you thought
about leaving it on?
I have.
No, we don't ever
stink at that.
Play it, Bree.
I will leave the price tag on.
Yes, Kylie. I love you. playing the stage quietly quietly I will leave the press oh yes Kylie
can't we go
five from five
at this stage Sarah
you might as well
just lie
just say yes
Sarah
when you buy someone
a gift
do you leave the
price tag on
um
no
I'm gonna ask you
one more time Sarah
when you buy
when you buy someone
yeah this isn't this is not on air at the moment.
This isn't live or anything.
Sarah, just say yes.
When you buy someone a gift, do you leave the price tag on?
Yeah, sure.
I'm going to leave the price tag on.
That was worth every second.
That was a wildly successful segment, Brie.
Well done.
Thank you, mate.
I appreciate that.
I actually do want some credit for it now.
You do? Yeah, I co-wrote. I co-wrote that. Jump on. Thank you, mate. I appreciate that. I actually do want some credit for it now. You do?
Yeah, I co-wrote.
You can jump on.
I co-wrote that.
Jump on late like you did with the blues.
Mate, I bleed blue.
Let's have a round of That Don't Impress On Me Much.
That don't impress on me much.
This is the segment where you just tell us
what you're not happy with at the moment.
Yeah, just something that's not been impressing you much lately.
Yeah, and Shania will back you up.
It's easy as that.
Pretty simple.
I'll show you how it works, okay?
It goes like this.
Okay.
So you're the new leader of the National Party.
That don't impress me much.
Tony Muller.
I don't really care, to be honest.
I just find it hard to care at the best of times,
and I really just don't care.
Fair enough.
It don't impress me much anyway.
It doesn't impress you.
What if he gets in?
If he gets in.
That don't impress me much.
Where's your Maldis?
Where are the Maldis in the party?
Yeah, where are they at?
Yeah.
And why did you vote against abortion law reform?
Sorry, anyway, we're getting too...
Yeah, don't get too far into it.
We're getting too political.
Who wants to go next?
Who wants to go?
We've got Becky here to play,
but does anyone want to go before Becky?
I can go next.
You don't want to go last this time, do you?
No, I don't want to go last.
Okay, breeze up.
How will you think you're special?
How will you think you're something else? Okay, breeze up. Okay, so you know the correct PSI to put into a tyre.
That doesn't impress you.
Nah, because I can Google it.
Fair enough, I understand.
Let's get Becky on.
Becky, you know how this works?
Yes.
All right.
Yes, come on, Becky.
Hang on, you want a nice clear phone line?
Can you give us a testing, testing, one, two, three?
Testing, testing, one, two, three.
She's good to go.
Okay.
Long distance relationships.
No one likes a long distance relationship.
Amen, girl.
Can I ask how long the distance?
Eight months in quarantine, he's stuck in Egypt.
He's in Egypt?
I thought you were going to say Timaru.
That's weird. No, mate.
When was the last time you saw him?
Eight months ago today, October.
Also, Becky, can I ask, do you still have the good hair?
Yes, I do.
Yes, Becky.
See, that does impress me much.
Okay, producer Ellie, you're up.
Okay, so I have to ask to have water brought to my table.
COVID.
It's changed everything.
Bring me the water.
I just want to order.
I want to go to the bar.
Yeah, no, fair enough.
Yeah, fair.
Producer Ben, you're up.
Okay.
So Clint still hasn't won the lotto.
That doesn't impress me.
Win it, mate.
I didn't rub it in. You'll be laughing out the other side of your face
when I win the big one, mate.
Powerball falls right into my lap.
It's any day now.