ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint - Special Edition Summer Podcast 1
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Hello everybody and merry holiday season. Depends what if you're this side of Christmas or not, right?
Yeah, it doesn't, yeah, we don't know where you're listening to this.
Or when.
Or when.
Yeah.
You could be listening to this in the future.
This could be a, um, like a history project for a class in the year 3050.
Yeah.
And they'll go, what did people do for entertainment back in the year 2019?
I bet this was shit.
This, yeah.
Or maybe this is like, maybe this is, you know, Shakespeare.
This is not going to be Shakespeare.
You don't know.
I don't think so.
You don't know.
Do you not think when Shakespeare came out, people were like,
this is going to be the littest shit of all time forever.
They didn't know.
The other week, we played a guy who's recorded his own farts.
You did. No, you were there. I was there. You a guy who's recorded his own farts. You did.
No, you were there.
I was there.
You played it.
You're associated with that now.
My stuff in this might be Shakespeare and yours might be more scary movies.
Anyway, we're here for a reason.
Welcome to the holiday podcast editions where there's quite a few of them actually.
Where producer Ben...
Oh yeah, we've got to make these intros shorter. Yeah, we've got to make these shorter. So there's quite a few of them actually where producer Ben... Oh yeah, we've got to make these intros shorter.
Yeah, we've got to make these shorter.
So there's quite a few to get through.
This one that you've tuned into is what?
The Birthday Banger Edition, number one.
The best of Birthday Banger.
Number one.
Here it is.
A special release from ZM's Bree and Clint.
The best of Birthday Banger.
It's my birthday, it's my birthday. Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
Where we figure out what was number one on your actual 16th birthday and then we play one of those songs in full.
Yeah, we got a cool message before.
So this isn't a competitor, but someone text us about their daughter?
Yes, no, their niece.
Someone messaged us on our Facebook page and they said,
my beautiful niece Ruby is turning 16 today
and I picked her up for school this morning and she said to me,
I wonder what my birthday banger would be.
Well, you've got to be 16 years old to play this game
and technically if your birthday is today,
then your birthday banger for the rest of your life is whatever is number one today.
So let's find out.
This is for Ruby.
She turned 16 today, which means the number one song that is top of the charts today for Ruby is this.
I'm the bad guy.
Duh.
Not bad.
I like it.
Your birthday banger is Billie Eilish, Bad Guy.
Yeah.
Cool.
All right.
So that one doesn't count?
No.
It's just a special bonus birthday banger?
Yes.
Shout out to Ruby.
Happy birthday.
But today, birthday banger is sponsored by GrabOne.
We've got a $50 voucher to give away to the person who has the birthday banger that we
end up playing.
Yes.
First one up is Debbie.
Hey, Debbie.
Hi, Debbie.
Hi there.
What's your birthday, Debbie?
It's an old one.
It's a bit embarrassing.
14th of July, 1971.
Oh, these are the best ones, Debbie.
Good on you, Debbie.
Yeah. You were 16. I love you, Brian. Oh, these are the best ones, Debbie. Good on you, Debbie, yeah.
You were 16.
I love you, Brian.
Oh, you legend.
Love you too.
You were 16 in 1987 on the 14th of July.
I've got a good feeling, Debbie.
This is your birthday banger.
Are you sure you're ready, Debbie?
I'm ready.
Here you go.
Oh, no.
Debbie.
That ain't enough.
Banger. It's a winner. It's a winner. It is a winner, I reckon. What a read about it, no. That ain't enough. Banger.
It's a winner.
It's a winner.
It is a winner, I reckon.
What a raid about it, Debbie. See, look at you.
You're all nervous, worried about it,
and then you come through with something like this.
It's a winner.
It's got to be.
Do you do a good Whitney on karaoke, Debbie?
Oh, no.
I'm better just dancing, I think.
You got some pipes on you?
No, not at all just dancing, I think. You got some pipes on you? No, not at all.
Okay, wait there.
It's going to be hard to beat.
Romana, hi.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thank you.
What's your birthday, Romana?
It is 9th of May, 1982.
Okay, you were 16 in 1998 on the 9th of May,
and on that day, this was top of the charts.
Oh, pure, pure 90s icon, Natalie Ambruglia, or as producer Ben said,
Natalie Ambrosia.
Oh, Romana, you've got such a good one.
Oh, that is a good one.
Was she married to Daniel Johns from Silverchair?
She was.
Yeah.
I met her once and it was everything I could have ever asked for. She was good?
It wasn't disappointing?
Nah, she was great.
Okay, Romana, you're in the running as well alongside Debbie and Whitney Houston.
David's up last.
Hey, David.
Hi, David.
Hi.
What's your...
My birthday is the 28th of July in 1963. Straight into it, David. Hi, David. Hi. What's your birthday? It's the 28th of July in 1963.
Straight into it, David.
Straight into it, David.
You were 16 in 1979 on the 28th of July.
And back in the 70s, this topped the charts.
You can ring my bell.
Ring my bell.
David.
My bell, my bell.
This is a disco funk anthem.
Anita Ward, Ring My Bell.
What do you think, Dave?
With a classic of its time.
Still a banger now, at first.
Why would you play David out of those three?
David.
Probably the first one, actually.
Whitney Houston.
I thought so as well, David.
And that's very honest.
You know, there's a $50 Grab One voucher up for grabs.
David could have said his own song, but he didn't because he's a good guy.
Let's be real.
I'm devastated because I love Natalie Imbruglia.
Would you say you're torn?
I'm very torn.
Let me help you out. It's got to be Whitney. All day, all night for Debbie. Liam Borulia. Would you say you're torn? I'm very torn.
Let me help you out.
It's got to be Whitney.
All day, all night for Debbie.
Debbie, you won birthday banger.
Yes, thank you.
Sing it loud, Deb.
On you, girl.
We've got a $50 Grab One voucher for you.
Congratulations.
Yeah, thank you so much.
You've got the good work, guys.
Say it's a banger for us.
It's a banger. One hell of a banger. Love you, Deb.
Here we go. Free and cleanse. It is.
Enough time to figure out How to trace my blues away
I'm gonna light up till now
With the light of day that shows me how
And when the night falls
The loneliness falls
Oh, I wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me
Oh, I wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me
I fell in love and lost my senses
Spinning through the town
Sooner or later the fever ends
And I wind up feeling down
I need a man who'll take a chance
On a love that burns hot enough to last.
So when the night falls, my lonely heart calls.
Oh, I want to dance with somebody.
I want to feel the heat with somebody.
Yeah, I want to dance with somebody.
With somebody who loves me.
Oh, I wanna dance with somebody, I wanna feel the heat.
Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody, with somebody who love me Somebody to, somebody to
Somebody to love me
Somebody to, somebody to
To hold me in his arms
Oh, I need a man to take the chance
On a love that burns hot enough to last
So when the night falls, my lonely heart calls
Oh, I wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me
Oh, I wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
Yeah, I wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me
Oh, oh With somebody to love me Oh
Dance
Come on, baby
Dance
Yeah
Dance
Now get with this
Whoa
Don't go to bed
Dance
With me, baby
Don't go to bed Dance With me, boy Hey, don't go to bed With the baby With the baby
With somebody who loves me
Don't you wanna dance, say you wanna dance
Don't you wanna dance
Say you wanna dance, say you wanna dance
Don't you wanna dance
Don't you wanna dance, say you wanna dance This is ZM.
Oh, you almost.
Was I on two?
That is a top shelf, an absolute top shelf birthday banger
from Whitney Houston for Debbie.
Can't beat it.
I want to dance with somebody.
It really shows how far we've come as a show too
because remember the absolute shit fight we had to play this song on ZM?
Ross Boss nearly killed us.
Fun fact, by the way, he now goes home at three o'clock.
I don't know.
He's the boss.
He just changed his hours.
He goes home at three.
So he's not here for Birthday Banger.
So that means Birthday Banger got way better.
Yeah, it did.
Because we can play whatever we want.
We had to physically fight him to play this.
And now it's just like, should we play Whitney?
Yeah, let's play Whitney.
We do what we want here.
A special release from ZM's Bree and Clint.
The best of Birthday Banger.
This is cool.
This week, Birthday Banger is sponsored by our mates at GrabOne,
who are also sponsoring the Venutula.
If you win Birthday Banger,
then you are going to score for yourself a $50 voucher.
Shake, shake the room. Yeah, did I say win Birthday Banger or win Grab are going to score for yourself a $50 voucher. Boom.
Shake, shake the room.
Yeah.
Did I say win Birthday Banger or win Grab One?
I said it right, eh?
Yeah, yeah.
You said it right.
Cool, cool, cool.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, stop second guessing yourself, Clint.
You're doing fine.
If you win Birthday Banger, you'll get a $50 GrabOne.co.nz to live huge with incredible
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Let's kick it off with Jill.
Hello, Jill.
Hello there. Hi. How are you doing, guys? Good. Oh, where's kick it off with Jill. Hello, Jill. Hello there.
How are you doing, guys?
Oh, where's that beautiful accent from?
Are you from?
Oh, the grand old county of Yorkshire.
Oh, Yorkshire.
We love it, Jill.
I'm not going to try.
Thank you.
And guys, I absolutely adore your show.
You make my very dull drive home a lot better.
Jill, we adore you, not just for saying that
So thank you very much
Let's figure out your birthday, Beg and Jill
Yeah, what's your birthday?
Okay, so a bit vintage, but the 30th of August, 1968
Perfect, you were 16 in 1984, Jill, on the 30th of August
And on that day, this was number one
What's love?
This is really awesome.
Woo!
Was this on the radio frequencies of Yorkshire in 1984?
Yes, I think, yeah, the worldwide, I believe.
Tina Turner, what's love got to do with it?
There's something about this too, Jill,
because this is the second time Tina Turner has come up on our show today.
Yeah.
Well, you know, she may be a slightly
older chick, but she's still
doing those great songs, eh?
Is Tina Turner
the original Beyonce? I think so.
Yeah, definitely. There's something in there,
right? Okay, cool. That's one. Another one
is Lauren. Hi, Lauren. Hi, Loz.
Hi. What's your birthday, Lauren?
14th September
1986. Okay, Lauren, you were 16 in 2002 on the 14th of September,
and this is your birthday banger.
This is a banger.
You're laughing, but are you into this?
This is me like when I was 14.
No, no, no, 16.
And 16.
No, just 16.
I love it.
This song didn't come out until you turned 16, Lauren.
That's the whole idea of the feature.
She so copied me.
Who copied?
What?
Avril Lavigne. She copied me. Av copied? What? Avril Lavigne.
She copied me.
Avril Lavigne copied you?
She so did.
I'm at what?
I'm so confused.
I was the original skater girl.
Really?
Okay, I'm with you now.
Okay, now I'm on board.
Thanks, Lauren.
I was like, what?
Hi, Crystal.
Hi, Crystal.
Hi, how are you going?
Good, thank you.
What's your birthday, Crystal?
14th of May, Crystal. Hi, Crystal. Hi, how are you going? Good, thank you. What's your birthday, Crystal? 14th of May, 93.
Okay, you were 16 in 2009 on the 14th of May,
and back in 2009, this topped the charts.
We're the ones who made you.
And that's why, my love, you'll never...
Slightly off-brand im-and-im.
I thought it was going to be hard to compete with Tina Turner,
but maybe not.
Yeah.
Hang on, are you saying you're into this song
or you're not into it?
It's not a bad song.
Oh!
Okay, cool.
It's not my favourite Eminem song.
Yeah, I would have thought it was more of an Eminem B-side,
like one of those albums.
He's had a lot of albums.
They couldn't all be great.
Yeah.
Okay, no, wait there, Crystal.
Still went to number one. It's Avril or Tina for me. It's had a lot of albums. They couldn't all be great. Okay, no, wait there, Crystal. Still went to number one.
It's Avril or Tina for me.
It's Tina Turner all day for me.
Yeah.
And just because Jill's awesome.
Because Jill's great.
I love her.
Jill.
Hi, thank you.
Great, absolutely.
You've got to play Tina Turner right, Jill.
We've got a $50 Grab One voucher with your name on it.
We're going to send that to you.
Fantastic.
Thank you, guys, and enjoy the rest of your evening in the show.
You too.
Thanks, Jill.
All right.
Catch you.
Bye.
The touch of your hand makes my bones react
That it's only the thrill Of a boy needing girl
While the zip's a trap
It's physical
Only logical
You must try to ignore
That it means more than that
Oh, what's love got to do It's got to do with it Thank you. When a heart can be broken It may seem to you That I'm acting confused
When you're close to me
If I tend to look dazed
I read it someplace
I've got cause to be
There's a name for it
There's a phrase that.
But whatever the reason to do it for me.
What's love got to do?
It's got to do with it.
What's love but a secondhand emotion?
What's love got to do? do, got to do with it.
Who needs a heart when a heart can be broken? I've been taking on a new direction
But I have to say
I've been thinking about my own protection
It scares me to feel this way
What's love got to do, it's got to do with it
What's love but a second-hand emotion
What's love got to do, it's got to do with it
Who needs a heart when a heart can't be broken?
What does love got to do, got to do with it?
ZM.
Love, but a sweet old-fashioned notion.
It's the winner of Birthday Banger for Jill.
What does love got to do with it?
Who needs a heart when a heart can't be broken? Tina Turner. Banger for Jill.
Tina Turner.
I love Tina Turner.
Where is she?
Well, she had a spot at Vegas for a bit.
Right, okay.
I'd go to that.
Yeah, residency there.
I want to see her.
I want to see Elton John, who I'm seeing next year.
And I want to see Meatloaf.
Apparently Meatloaf's show is awful, by the way.
I've heard, yeah.
A special release from ZM's Bree and Clint.
The best of Birthday Banger.
It's my birthday, it's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's Birthday Banger.
We take your birthdays, we figure out what was number one on your 16th birthday,
when you're partying, you know, probably having a few lemonades.
Back when you were cool.
Although, have we used anyone really cool when they were 16?
I wasn't. I definitely wasn't.
I wasn't.
I had a shell necklace.
We'll start with Jordan today.
So did I.
Hi, Jordan.
Hi, Jordan.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thanks.
What's your birthday?
25th of March, 1986.
Oh, you would have had a shell necklace when you were 16 as well, I reckon.
All right.
No, just us.
Just us.
You were 16 in 2002, Jordan, on the 25th of March,
and on that day, this topped the charts.
I rock your feet
Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be here and you'll be near
And that's the deal, my dear
Fun fact, producer Ellie performed a very provocative dance to this song
when she was at intermediate school.
It was like...
Year five, I believe.
It was like that Mean Girls thing
when they do that real inappropriate Christmas dance.
And everyone's like...
Should this be happening at a school?
I don't know.
Jordan, that's your birthday banger.
Do you like it?
You get Shakira.
Yeah, I love it.
Yeah, cool.
It's a chain.
It's a chain.
Second is Tanya.
Hi, Tanya.
Hi, Tanya.
Hi.
What's your birthday?
It's an oldie.
Yeah.
20th of November, 1973.
Oh, yeah.
We love these, Tanya.
You were 16 in 1989 on the 20th of November
and this is your birthday banger.
Baby, if I could
turn back time
If I could
find a way
I'd take back those
This is the song that Cher wrote
just before she figured out how to physically
freeze time and stop ageing completely.
I love yours, Tanya.
Do you love it?
You love it?
I love it.
Yeah, okay.
Ellie never did a dance to this song,
but don't let that affect the decision.
One more.
It's for Renata.
Hi, Renata.
Hi, Renata.
Hi.
What's your birthday?
The 4th of December, 1995. Okay, Renata. Hi, Renata. Hi. What's your birthday? The 4th of December, 1995.
Okay, Renata, you were 16 in 2011 on the 4th of December,
and on that day, this was number one.
Bang up.
Three.
Do you like that, Renata, by the way?
Yeah, yeah, that's a good song.
I love that Riri song.
We have got three powerhouse female anthems for Birthday Banger today.
Cher, Shakira, and Rihanna.
That's good.
I know what you're going to say already.
I just want to bask in this for a second that we've got three stonkers, okay?
It is good.
You don't need to vote.
You don't need to vote.
Cher, if I could do it back to you.
No.
Oh, it's gone.
I was going to agree with you.
This is birthday banger.
This has made my Monday.
Oh, where's Tanya?
Tanya, your song's on.
Turn it up, Tanya.
Turn it up, Tanya.
Wow. I don't know. It can cut deep inside Words are like weapons They wound sometimes
I didn't really mean to hurt you
I didn't want to see you go
I know I made you cry
But baby if I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that I heard you
You'd say
If I could reach the stars
I'd give them all to you
And you'd love me, love me Love me
Love you
You
My world was shattered
I was torn apart
Like someone took a knife
And drove it deep in my heart
You walked out that door
I swore that I didn't care
but I lost everything
calling dead and there
too strong to tell you
I was sorry
too proud to tell you
I was wrong
I know that I was blind
and darling if I could turn
back time
if I could find a way
I'd take back those words that have hurt you
And you'd say
If I could reach the stars
I'd give them all to you
Then you'd love me, love me
Like you used to do
If I could turn back time
If I could turn back time
If I could turn back time If I could turn back time
Oh, baby
I didn't really mean to hurt you
I didn't wanna see you go
I know I made you cry
But oh, if I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words I heard you
If I could reach those stars
I'd give them all to you Zinem
everyone
Brian Clint
that's the winner of birthday banger from Cher Brian Clint.
That's the winner of Birthday Banger.
It's from Cher.
It's called If I Could Turn Back Time.
What year are we talking about for that?
We're talking about the year of the banger.
1989.
Who was it for, by the way?
It was for Tanya.
Tanya, we've got a $50 GrabOne voucher for you for winning Birthday Banger as well.
GrabOne is sponsoring Birthday Banger.
You can live huge with incredible deals at grabone.co.nz.
I'm going to put it out there.
They should add Cher to the Friday Jams playlist.
Yep. No? Well, yeah. it out there. They should add Cher to the Friday Jams playlist. Mmm.
Yep. Yep.
No? Well, yeah.
But if you add Cher, you've got to add meatloaf.
And then if you add meat... No, you don't.
You just don't add it.
I think Cher is a
sometimes food.
I think meatloaf is a never food.
Ha ha! I think meatloaf is a never food. Special release from ZM's Breein Clint.
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It's my birthday, it's my birthday.
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Birthday Banger has been getting a bit of a hard run over the last couple of days.
We need to revive her this afternoon.
Just two okay ones.
Yeah, that's alright.
We'll start with Kieran.
Hey, Kieran.
Hey, guys.
How you doing?
Good, thank you.
You're the man to save
Birthday Banger.
I can hear it in your voice.
I hope so, eh?
What's the birthday, Kieran?
Okay, so I'm getting old.
It's 2nd of June, 1985.
No, you're not.
Is he?
No, you're not.
How old are you?
I might have to start
listening to 33, 34.
Yeah, he's young.
He's spring chicken. Young as listening to 33, 34. Yeah, he's young. He's spring chicken.
Young as.
Just like, yeah.
Kieran, you were 16 in 2001 on the 2nd of June.
And back in 2001, this topped the chart.
Yeah, Kieran.
Banger.
Banger.
Absolute tune.
Can you imagine, your 16 year old self
Dropping it low to this song?
Totally man
I remember my 33 year old self doing it
Yes Kieran
Well we probably need to play it for you then
Next one is Rian
Is that your name?
Rian
Hi
Rian
Hey Rian
What's your birthday?
The 28th of June 1994
Okay Rian
You were 16 in 2010
On the 28th of June And 1994. Okay, Rhiann, you were 16 in 2010 on the 28th of June,
and this is your birthday banger.
Daisy Dukes, the king is on top.
There is cans of cream squirting from your boobies
because you've got Katy Perry, California Girls.
The golden era.
Yeah.
Amazing.
That was an absolute mammoth of an album. She ruled the world on this album.
She did, yeah.
Oh, 100%.
It's got Snoop Dogg on it too.
It's a good one, Rhian.
I like it.
I could actually do that one.
And one more.
Kenny.
Hey, Kenny.
Hello, Kenny.
How's it going?
Good, thank you, Kenny.
What's your birthday?
Jeez, I feel old now listening to them dates.
25th of January, 1965.
Oh, yes, Kenny. These are the best ones. We'll give you the same treatment as Kth of January, 1965. Oh, yes, Kenny.
These are the best ones.
We'll give you the same treatment as Kieran.
Spring chicken, Kenny.
Spring chicken, Kenny.
A lot of miles left on your tyres, Kenny.
You were 16 in 1981 on the 25th of January,
and this was number one.
You want some air, then you, hey,
got an old scrap.
Hey!
What do you think you do?
Oh, that's for sure.
It's a bit of Joe Dolce.
Shut up in your face.
Do you know this song, Kenny?
I do.
You never heard of this song, right?
I had never heard of it until you told me about it.
And then I did this video with The Herald over Christmas
where we talked about number ones over the summer period in the past.
And this song came up and I went,
Bree told me about this song, Joe Dolce.
Guess where I know this song from.
Kenny, at my family Christmases,
because I'm Italian.
Trust me, our whole Italian family
used to sing this together.
Shut up with your face.
God, I hope Joe Dolce is actually Italian,
because if he's not, this could be very racist.
Hello, everybody.
I'll be there on the radio on the TV land.
Did you know I had to pick and hitster song in Italy with a disco show?
Oh, that's so cool.
Oh, I love it, Kenny.
Wait there, man.
Love it.
Winner gets a $50 Grab One voucher today.
What's it going to be?
Joe Dolce, California Girls, or Lady Marmalade?
What are you voting for?
I'm going Lady Marmalade.
That has got energy.
It's a banger.
It's ready to go.
I am using my veto and I'm playing shut up in your face.
You are not using it today.
Joe Dolce.
You are not using it today.
You are not.
This is the time.
This is the time.
That's right.
I've saved it and I feel like This is the moment
This better be good
It's gotta be good
When I was a boy
Just about to eat the crepe
Mama used to say
Don't stay out too late
With the bad boys
Always shoot the pool
Just have me
Going to flunk school
Boy it make me sick
All the thing I gotta do i can't get no kicks i always got to follow
rules boy it make me sick just to make the lousy box got to feel like a fool and the mama used to
say all the time what's up man do you hey got a new respect What do you think you do? Why you look so sad?
It's not so bad.
It's a nicer place.
Ah, shut up, you face.
That's my mom.
I can remember.
Big accordion solo.
Ah!
Play that thing.
Really nice.
Really nice.
But soon to come a day.
Gonna be a big star
Then to make a TV shows and a movies
Get to myself a new car
But still I be myself
I don't want to change a thing
Still a dance and a sing
I think about the mama, she's the same
What's the matter you, hey
Got no respect
What do you think you do
Why you look so sad It's not so bad It's a nicer place What the hell are we playing? Why you look so sad? It's not so bad. It's a nicer place.
I'll shut up for your face.
What the hell are we playing?
Hey, Joe Dolce still has a minute left.
I'm just checking in, just in case you've just come.
This is ZM.
And I've finally used my veto in Birthday Banger.
It's been months.
This was the moment.
What the hell is this?
Ross Boss is going to come after me tomorrow.
The show tomorrow might be just me.
All right, we're going to go together, okay?
One more chorus?
One more chorus.
Okay.
In the car, sing it New Zealand.
Here we go.
What's the matter you?
Hey!
Why you lose so much?
Hey!
What do you think you do? Hey! Why you lose so much? Hey! Here we go.
Hey, shut up with your face.
Someone just texted and said,
why do I feel like playing Super Mario Brothers all of a sudden?
That's the winner of Birthday Banger.
Bree used her veto.
I'm glad the veto's gone, by the way.
That's been hanging over our heads for too long.
Kenny, did you enjoy that?
Mate, Bree, you rock.
Thank you, Kenny, mate.
You're too young.
To anyone who hated it, shut up or you're fuzz.
Special release from ZM's Bree and Clint.
The best of birthday banger.
Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
We take your birthdays, figure out what was number one on your 16th, and then we play one of those songs.
We play the best one of those songs.
Yes.
Hey, Emma.
Hi, Emma.
Hello, how are you? Good, thanks. What's your birthday?
28th of August
1990. Okay, Emma, you were 16
in 2006 on the 28th
of August. Wait, wait, wait. What are you doing?
What's that noise in the background?
I tried to unlock
the door and I just dropped my coffee cup.
Oh, no. R.I.P.
I thought it was a toilet seat.
I thought you were fighting with a toilet seat.
At least put us on mute during the flash.
Here's your birthday banger.
Vintage JT sexy back. You've got to be happy with that Emma.
Yeah of course.
That was so big that song.
You sound busy. We'll let you go.
Who's up next?
Let's go, Marie.
Hey, Marie.
Hi, Marie.
How's it going?
Good, thank you.
What's your birthday, Marie?
2nd of March, 62.
Okay, Marie, you were 16 in 1978 on the 2nd of March,
and back in the 70s, this topped the charts.
Ha, ha, ha, you're not giving up. Yes! Give it to me now. Back in the 70s, this topped the charts.
Barry Gibb and his brothers.
We're BGs.
Name the rest of the brothers.
Morris. Pretty cool.
Morris Gibb.
Morris Gibb.
Yeah.
And what's the other one?
Michael.
Michael Gibb, that's it. Marie, you love other one? Michael. Michael Gibb.
That's it.
Marie, you love that one?
That's a good birthday banger?
Pretty good.
I love that, Marie.
Let's go one more.
Hey, Bailey, that's going to be hard to beat.
Hi.
Bailey, what's your birthday?
5th of July, 1996.
Okay, Bailey, you were 16 in 2012 on the 5th of July,
and this was Top of the Charts.
One of the best Katy Perry songs.
Such a tune.
The Russell Brand breakup song.
Also, a theme song for producer Ellie and I last week in LA.
With your jet lag.
Yep.
Do you like that, Bailey?
Yeah, definitely competition tonight.
Definitely competition tonight.
Okay.
I just want to go to one person that's sitting on the line at the moment.
Usually it's three people.
Usually, yeah. But my mum, I just wanted to get on the line
just to see what her thoughts were on tonight's birthday banger.
Mama Di, obviously you're here to vote for Justin Timberlake.
Mate, that is absolutely
disgusting. It's Morris
Barry Gibb.
Come on, Brianna. You should know
that. And Robin. Robin.
There's the other one. You forgot it as well.
I just
said, oh mate, if you don't
play Staying Alive, that's
it. It's over.
Yeah?
Well, I have got really bad news.
I do love that Justin Timberlake song.
Yeah, I've got really bad news for you, Mama Di,
because I think Bree and I are in agreeance that it's 60 times.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
If New Zealand loves Mama Di, please play Staying Alive.
Oh, no.
This is such a seminal album.
Wasn't it? It's iconic.
It changed pop music. It did.
No.
No.
No, no, no, no, no.
The Bee Gees.
The Bee Gees.
Absolutely incredible.
We're just kidding.
Mum, it's on. Probably first time ever on ZM.
Just for you.
Oh, thank you, guys.
You've absolutely made my day.
It's for you.
My year.
It's also for you, Marie.
Well done.
Yeah, Marie.
Thank you.
Thanks, Mum and Dad.
Come on, you're the best, Marie. Bye. We were singing, breaking, and everybody shaking We were staying alive, staying alive Ah, ah, ah, ah
Staying alive, staying alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Staying alive
Oh, thank you, Paul
Well, now I get low, but now I get high.
And if I can't get enough, I better try.
Got the wings on paper, on my shoes.
I'm a dancer, man.
I just can't lose.
No, it's all right.
It's OK.
I'd love to see another day.
But we're next time.
One last day.
New York times, I think I may.
Honey, you're a mother away.
You're a mother. You're staying alive, staying alive Feel the city breaking and everybody shaking, we're staying alive, staying alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, staying alive, staying alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah, staying alive I'm going nowhere
Somebody help me
Somebody help me
I'm going nowhere
Somebody help me get
You can't tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk
Using love, women, woman
Been kicked around since I was born
Now it's alright, it's okay
You may love the other way
But we can try to understand
The New York Times are made for me
When you're a brother or a nephew
You're a monkey, you're staying alive
Staying alive
Hear the city breaking and everybody shaking
And you're staying alive, staying alive
Ah, ah, ah, ah Staying alive, staying alive Ah, ah, ah, ah Stay in the light. Stay in the light. Stay in the light.
Stay in the light.
Stay in the light.
I wonder when somebody helped me. ZM, Bree and Clint.
Here it comes.
Get it, Barry.
I want you to turn to the car next to you
and if it looks like they're also listening to the Bee Gees,
I want you to give them a wink.
Yes.
Like a real smooth, just a wink and a finger gun.
We did back-to-back Queen.
If you go back-to-back Bee Gees, I think we can.
It's a little bit hard over.
I love the enthusiasm.
Can I just say, top three birthday bangers of all time for me.
Bee Gees?
Yep.
That is my childhood right there.
The amount of times I saw my mum and dad in a competition disco dance
thrusting to that song, oh, it's burnt onto my retinas.
Who knew the Bee Gees were Australian, by the way?
Well, they were technically born in England.
Right.
But they lived in Redcliffe.
There's a text here that says,
Bree, you call yourself an Australian.
The Bee Gees are Barry, Robin and Morris.
Who the F is Michael?
Oh, come on.
I had a brain explosion.
I know the other one too, Andy Gibb.
She's still here, Mama Di.
Are you still here?
Oh, my God.
Of course I am.
And I'm so glad, Brianna, you've brought yourself back.
You remembered Andy.
Yep, can't forget Andy.
Oh, I was walking through the supermarket today and they had Andy on.
Oh, my God.
Who's Andy?
That's the younger brother. He's the younger
brother. Oh, right. He's a certain image
of Barry. I thought we were having another
Michael Gibbs situation. We could talk BGs
with you all day here on ZM, but
we've got to go.
We've got to go. Oh my God.
RIP mum and dad.
Thank you so much. You're welcome.
A special release from ZM's
Brianne Clint. The best of birthday banger.
Hey.
It's my birthday.
It's my birthday.
Bree and Clint's birthday banger.
We take your birthdays, figure out what was top of the charts on your 16th,
and then we play the best one.
First up is Shirley.
Hi, Shirley.
Hi, Sherl.
Hi, guys.
Do people sometimes call you Sherl the Pearl?
Yeah. Sherl. Sherl the call you Sherl the Pearl? Yeah, Sherl, Sherly Temple, Sherly Bassey.
There you go.
I've got an auntie Sherl and we just call her Sherl the Pearl.
What's your birthday, Sherl?
7th of September, 1979.
Okay, you were 16 in 1995 on the 7th of September.
And back in the 90s, this was number one.
Go, go, chasing waterfalls. 1995 on the 7th of September. And back in the 90s, this was number one.
Rock solid 90s classic.
Yes.
R.I.P. Lisa Liftye Lopez.
Liftye Lopez.
How you feel about that?
TLC, you like it?
Yes, I like it.
It's a great song. Mm-hmm.
Yep.
Party, party.
Absolute classic. Next is Amanda. Party, party. Absolute classic.
Next is Amanda.
Hi, Amanda.
Hi, Amanda.
Hi.
Oh, I think, hold on, wait just one sec.
I think those songs are switched around, so it should be the other one.
Right.
So we're just having a few technical difficulties.
So what I can see is they're the same song name.
Yes.
So it is this one.
Gotcha. Amanda is that one. Sorry, Amanda. We're the same song name. Yes. So it is this one. Gotcha.
Amanda is that one.
Sorry, Amanda.
We're just figuring stuff out on air.
We're doing a bit of behind-the-scenes stuff in front of the scenes.
We're a bit busy in here this afternoon.
We're good.
We're good.
I think we're good.
What's your birthday, Amanda?
7th of April, 1986.
Okay, Amanda.
You were 16 in 2002 on the 7th of April, and this is your birthday banger.
JLo and Ja Rule.
Yeah, not bad, not bad.
What year is this? 2002.
There you go, solid 2000s classic.
Do you like it? Do you like JLo?
Not bad. Yeah. Not bad at all.
Who doesn't love a bit of JLo?
We've got one more and that is going to be with Nick.
Hi, Nick.
Hi.
What's your birthday, Nick?
4th of January, 1977.
Okay, you were 16 in 1993 on the 4th of January,
and also back in the 90s, this was number one.
And I will Oh my god.
Nick. Oh my god.
Talk to me.
It's a great one.
I'm sure you're going to take it out.
This song has a strong history
with the Brianne Clint Show too.
It's the song that almost broke
but also basically made
Birthday Banger. And cemented
Birthday Banger into our show.
We had to physically
fight Ross Boss to play this.
I don't remember this.
I know. Like an idiot. He now goes
home at three o'clock so he has no control
over what we play.
Could it be a second time
play finally for the song
that made Birthday Banger
what it is?
For you, Nick.
I think it needs to be.
Surely.
The moment it came on,
my heart
did that thing
that happens
when you see somebody
you truly love.
You know?
And you get the goosies.
Totally.
So it's good for you.
Nick, if you want it,
we'll play it. Oh my gosh. Yes, totally. It's a good feel. Nick, if you want it, we'll play it.
Oh, my gosh.
Yes, I think it's us.
Don't get out of here.
Please.
Oh, it's on for the second time.
What a big afternoon of bangers.
Here we go, everybody.
Here we go.
Let us shut up.
Here's the queen, Bree and Clint. This is Birthday Banger on ZM. So I'll go, but I know
I'll think of you every step of the way and I
will always
love you
will always love you
You, my darling you
Bittersweet memories
That is all I'm taking with me
So goodbye, please don't cry, we both know I'm not what you need
And I will always love you
I will always love you I hope life treats you kind.
And I hope you have all you've dreamed of.
And I wish you joy and happiness.
But above all this, I wish you love.
And I will always love you.
I will always love you. I will always love you.
I will always love you.
You.
You. You Darling I love you
I'll always
I'll always
Love
You
Oh
The memories What Oh, the memories.
Oh.
What a tune.
One of the founding moments of this radio show
is the first time that song got played on Birthday Banger.
It's Whitney Houston and I Will Love You.
Always love you.
The man who didn't want it to happen.
Who nearly stopped it from happening.
And put his body on the line to prevent us from playing that song.
He sprayed poison out of a spray bottle.
And employees.
Was Ross Boss.
Almost 12 months on, he joins us again on the show.
Good afternoon, Ross.
Sorry, guys.
Can you just hold there?
I've just got to finish my other call.
Yeah, so look, I'll lift you here,
and then you just hit her around the knees with a bat.
Okay, cool.
Thanks, Paul.
I've been at MP.
Love you.
Sorry.
Are you organising a hit on us?
Did you hear that?
Oh, my gosh.
How embarrassing.
Oh, dear.
I mean, you live and learn, and even in management,
you know, you've still got a lot to learn,
and we're here to teach you those things,
like what good music sounds like.
You've made me come so close to swearing on the radio, Clint.
Have we opened your mind?
Are you here to apologise to us?
Is that why you're on?
I'm here just to say, gosh, you guys bore me.
Oh, whatever.
I love the text coming through.
Shut up, Ross Boss.
Well, have fun.
Oh, Ross.
Have fun.
We laugh, don't we?
Nice comeback.
Oh, we laugh.
Hey, that was dedicated to you, by the way.
I don't know if you heard it, but we dedicated that to you.
We will always love you, Ross.
We will always love you.
Always.
Oh, that's a nice one-way feeling, isn't it?
Okay, see you, mate.
Bye.
There's birthday banger.
He used up all his gear on the fake Paul and Bennett gag.
Let's get a birthday banger for a Friday.
Who do we start with?
I'm going to start with...
You alright, Nadine?
Yeah, I'm here.
What was that noise?
What were you doing?
I just turned the radio off.
How's your Friday?
I am a school teacher, so my Friday is fantastic
because we just got some new negotiations through.
No, we've heard today.
No, we've heard.
Can we just say...
We're quite excited.
Let's just say congratulations.
Thank you.
What are you going to spend your 18% on?
Oh, who would know?
Who would know?
Probably my children.
Are you a union member?
I certainly am.
What are you going to do with your $1,500 hot cash injection?
The boom.
Who knows?
I'm a partial to a nice bottle of wine, so probably that.
Buy a ginski.
Buy a venute.
Yeah.
A venute.
Oh, how's the venute going?
Oh, she's all right, Nadine.
It's a bucket of rust.
Do you want it?
You can have it for $1,500.
No, no, no, thank you. No. Not atine. It's a bucket of rust. Do you want it? You can have it for $1,500. No, no, no, thank you.
No, not at all.
She's a bit of trouble.
Nadine, well, should we do your birthday bang while you're here?
Yes, please.
I'm quite old, so we'll have to be digging in the archives.
We love these.
What's your actual birthday, Nadine?
27 November 1971.
Okay, you were 16 in 1987 on the 27th of November,
and back in the 80s, this was number one.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, girl.
That is a banger to go.
That is a banger.
How can you even beat that?
That is a banger.
You were 16 the year I was born.
Oh, fake.
Don't make a fool of me.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I was trying to round it out as a compliment.
You sound like a spring chuck.
Yeah.
I am.
I'm a spring chicken.
Yeah.
Awesome.
Age is just a number, and I love it.
Midnight oil.
Beds are burning.
That's a good birthday banger.
Sarah's here.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi, Sarah.
Hi.
How are you guys?
Good.
How are you, mate?
Oh, good, thank you.
I've got two very excited kids.
Birthday banger is our absolute favourite thing to do on our way home. Oh, what are you, mate? Good, thank you. I've got two very excited kids. Birthday banger is our absolute
favourite thing to do on our way home.
Oh, what are their names? Super excited.
Campbell and Mitchell. Oh, shout out to Campbell and Mitchell.
Good to have you on board. Let's find out
what mum's birthday banger is. Yeah, what's your birthday,
Sarah? 9th of May,
1983. Okay, you were 16 in
1999 on the 9th of
May. And back in the late 90s,
this topped the charts.
Here we go, here we go.
Okay.
So you're all right, Getsai Anders.
That don't impress on me much.
How do you feel about that, Sarah?
Forget the kids, just think about yourself. I actually do remember loving a little bit of Shania Twain when I was 16, to be honest.
A little bit of leopard print.
Was obsessed. Yeah, yeah, you know.
Bit of country. I dressed
up as her in that film clip when I was 8.
Don't impress on me, bitch.
That song was so rude
to Brad Pitt, that song.
Terese, hi.
Hello. Hello. What's your
birthday? 2nd of April 2000. Okay, Terese, you. Hello. Hello. What's your birthday?
2nd of April, 2000.
Okay, Terese, you were 16 in 2016 on the 2nd of April,
and this is your birthday banger. I took a pill and Ibiza
To show Avicii I was cool
And when I finally got sober I was 10 years older
But it was something to do
It's Mike Posner doing his best Brie impersonation
with I took a
pill and abitha oh yours has gotten worse do you like it teresi do you like that yeah no that's a
good song i like it too i don't think it's gonna win today teresi can you tell me what his first
hit was before that do you remember oh god i have no idea. Do you remember Clare's?
I'm just looking.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, that was a pretty... What's your point?
I was just saying.
Are we playing Shania Twain?
I think we're playing Shania Twain.
Shania Twain for the win.
I think we're playing Shania Twain.
Let's go, girls.
Wrong song.
Still works, mate.
This is for you, Sarah.
Congratulations.
You win birthday banger.
Have a great weekend.
Get it, Sarah.
Yeah, you too, guys.
See you later.
I have a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you got me in right down to my heart
you think you're a genius
you drive me up the wall
you're regular original
I know it all
I know
you think you're special
I know you think you're
something else
okay so you're a rocket scientist
that don't impress me much so you're a rocket scientist. That don't impress me much.
So you got the brains, but have you got the touch?
Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're all right.
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night.
That don't impress me much.
Uh-huh, yeah, yeah I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve just in case
And all that extra hotel in your hair
I'd lock it, cause heaven forbid
It should fall out of place
Oh, will you think you're special?
Oh, will you think you're something else?
Okay, so you're Brad Pitt
That don't impress me much
So you got the looks but haven't got the touch
Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warmer than me all of the night
That don't impress me much
Yeah Yeah You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
Yeah, baby, take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kissed your cup at night
Now come on, baby, tell me
You must be choking, right?
I know you think you're something special
I know you think you're something else
Okay, so you got a car
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but haven't got the touch
Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
I know you're kissing me, but you don't kiss me
I know you think you're cool but haven't got the touch
Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much
Uh-huh, yeah, yeah
Okay, so what do you think, you're Elvis or something?
That don't impress me much Okay, so what do you think? You're Elvis or something? ZM, Bree and Clint.
It's the winner of Birthday Banger, Shania Twain,
who I think maybe lives in New Zealand, by the way.
We don't really talk about her much, but she owns property.
Yeah, she owns property in the South Island.
She toured at the end of last year here.
She owns a big block of land in the South Island.
Yeah, like a high country station or something like that.
Let's go, girls.
Oh, no joke.
If you need to get someone in the mood to come out with you for a drink,
put this song on and I'll tell you what, instant.
As soon as it comes on.
Let's go, girls.
Is that waving some cowgirl boots under their nose?
Seriously, I've done it many times to Ellie, producer Ellie,
when we've been in our hotel room when we're on tour
and she looks grim.
You could convince Ellie to come out with like a funeral song.
She has the most rubber arm I've ever seen in the world.
It goes like this.
I'll be like, Ellie, you want to go out?
She's like, oh, no.
Come on, mate.
No, no, hang on here.
Say it.
Every time Ellie.
Ellie, you want to go out?
No, I'm not really feeling it. Come on, hang on. Say it, say it. I'm Ellie. Yeah. Ellie, you want to go out? No, I'm not really feeling it.
Come on, mate.
Let's go, girls.
I'm keen.
I'm in.
Let's go.
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