ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint - Special Edition Summer Podcast 2

Episode Date: December 11, 2019

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Oh, hello. Hello there, how are you? Welcome to the Bree and Clint podcast. I did not expect to see you here. Why do you sound old when you're trying to be sexy? I'm sophisticated. I like to sound like, it's like you've walked into a bar and there's a rich older man sipping a martini. He's wearing a smoking jacket. Now you sound like the Joker. I don't know how to be sexy anymore Tell the story about that hotel room This is the sexy podcast by the way It's a special edition podcast

Welcome to the Christmas editions Because it is the sexy podcast Tell that story about the hotel room that time What hotel room? The real fancy hotel where you could order that thing from Room Service. Hell no! Did I tell you that story? Yeah.

Hell no! Tell it, it's good. No, that isn't. You don't have to give all the details. Just tell them what you could order as Room Service. Just that part.

Prophylactor. Oh, that's a sexy podcast. Condoms. Yeah. You could order condoms from Room Service. It's the fanciest place I've ever stayed. And this girl goes, have you got any?

I was like, no, I didn't know I was going to be here. She goes, I got, don't worry. Hi, can we get a bottle of champagne and some condoms? Amazing. And they arrived at the room. Also, how old was the lady? She sounds very fancy. Oh, no.

Oh, no. No, that's enough. No. No, that's enough. No, no, that's enough of that story. No. Oh! No, a gentleman never kisses and tells. Oh, was she older than you at the time? I'm not telling you.

That's all you have to tell us. I'm not giving you any criteria to try and whittle it down. I'm not. Was she a cougar? I am not talking about it. This is just sexy stories from this year's show. Is that what this is, Producer Ben? There is all different types of stuff in here.

Producer Ben, you were rattling off some of the stuff that's in the Sexy Edition podcast. What do we cover in this podcast? I don't have the list in front of me now. I've done so many of them that I can't remember. There's stories about certain adult toys. Oh, yeah, a lot of that. People getting caught doing it and stuff, those sort of stories? Yes, there's those.

The time that PJ had a sex dream about Brie. Brie had another sex dream, sex questions. When's the accidental nude? Oh, there's so much fun in here. Is there a story about me in the hotel room in there? No, but it is now. Also, we will say this podcast, The whole thing Is not for little ears No

Go and open some Christmas presents Or something Yeah Okay Here you go everybody This is the Sexy Sexy podcast

A special release From ZM's brain clint The sexy podcast I want to ask you a question What season Do you think Is The sexiest

And by that I mean think is the sexiest? And by that, I mean when is the most happening? Winter's too cold. Winter is too cold, but does that not drive you together? You're like, come here, I need to warm up. No. Summer's too hot. Summer's too hot. What about you? You're like, oh, you've got a tan. You've got a up. Nah. Okay. Summer's too hot. Summer's too hot.

What about you? Oh, you've got a tan. You've got a tan. You look hot. And also you're not sleeping with any clothes on. How hot's autumn? Autumn? Yeah.

I think autumn's underrated. Really? Yep. I like the idea of rolling around in a big pile of crispy leaves. Okay. Hot. Well, there is some science that will tell us. It's taken from an article from our favourite New Zealand Herald sex columnist. Who?

Lee Suckling. Lovely. I love Lee Suckling. Lovely Suckling. You know when someone's born to do a certain job? Yep. He's found his vocation. He's published a study by the Harvard Medical School Psychiatrist Department.

Oh, so it's got to be good. And they've said that the randiest time of year is summer. There is never a time when more action is going on than in summer. Why summer? Well, he said exposure to sunlight makes you feel happier by increasing serotonin levels. These are some of the main neurotransmitters that allow you to experience pleasure.

And when they're high, your brain continues to fuel this high by seeking out other pleasures. One of those being pleasures of the flesh. But if you don't have air con, ain't none of that happening in my house. Well, you're still looking for it. Apparently you're still looking for it.

Are you though? It said the sunlight provides vitamin D. And vitamin D increases testosterone levels, which drives up both male and female action drive. Does shower count? In the shower. There's nothing worse than doing that activity when it's really hot. Oh, yeah.

And afterwards you're like, you go in for a cuddle and the other person's like, don't touch me. And you're so sweaty. I don't know. But if you have been experiencing a spike in activity, that's why. And you've got about a month left. Get to it. Get into it, New Zealand. A special release from ZM's Bree and Clint.

The Sexy Podcast. Speaking of our warm-up gigs, we went to Hamilton last Friday night. Yes, we did. As a team, we drove on down to the Tron and we performed at a flat warming. It went off and on the way home, we were all travelling in the same car and we dropped you guys off here at the station, you and Producer Ellie.

Producer Ben dropped me home and then he was going to head home after that. But as we were driving up to my apartment, we saw something that you don't normally see. And Ben and I, producer Ben and I, we saw a silhouette. Didn't we, producer Ben? Yeah, in the distance, a nice wee silhouette upstairs. We were driving up the road.

This is what happened. We were driving up the road. We saw these two people in the window and things were getting hot and heavy. And producer Ben, who was driving, we got to a certain point and then producer Ben put it in reverse just to double check that. That we weren't seeing things. Yeah, that we weren't seeing things. So we put her in reverse and then we literally parked up.

This is so creepy from you and I, producer Ben. It sounds, I was going to say. Yeah, now that it's been said out loud. Yeah, it's very creepy now that it's said out loud. Producer Ben chucked the headlights on full blast just to really get a bit of illumination going on. Anyway, you couldn't see full detail, but I took a video on my Instagram.

Oh, because that makes it less creepy. With the flash on. I'm like, what's going on here? What's going on here? Anyway. Yeah. I've never seen that before. Actually, I think I might have seen it before. You know when you stay in a high-rise apartment, you're always like, I can see into that person's bedroom.

But this was from the street. So the story gets better because I've put it on my Instagram story. I've gotten an inbox from someone saying, I used to live in that apartment. Oh, yeah. And I used to do that from that area. I didn't realise how visible it was from the road. Oh, my God, yeah.

Because I think they've got those, from what I can tell, I've seen the video. From what I can tell, I think they've got those sheer blinds down. So it's like the internal blind that still lets light through and you always feel like you can see out but people can't see in. But I think when it goes to night time and you turn the light off inside, you become

the dark part and people can see straight in there. That's exactly what happens. Are we going to... I think producer Ellie is going to put this video up on our Instagram story. You can't tell who it is. No, you can't. You can't see faces or anything. But can I say, it looks quite passionate.

You know what it looked like? It looked like, if you've ever seen the movie, this is an old reference, I regret saying this, gone in 60 seconds and they're about to steal a car and they notice these two people in the room upstairs. Yeah, mate, very niche reference. I mean, fantastic film. He was gone in six seconds, that guy.

People will have this though. You will have had those situations where you go, those people are doing it. Like, wait a minute. Wait a second. I think I've just walked in on two people doing it. I think I can see people doing it in public. Something.

We want to know, 0800 dial ZM, when have you spotted someone doing it? And where? And where? Yeah. Are we taking creepy stories? Well, nah, as long as you had legal right to be where you were, no one call us and go,

I just went up the side of their house and had a look. But if you've seen it in public, give us a call. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Bree and Clint. Just talking about Producer Ben and I, we all went to Hamilton the other night, us as a show, and then on the way back, Producer Ben was dropping me home and we spotted two people doing some, you know, indoor gardening. Indoor gardening.

Indoor gardening. Two adults. Yep. We were parked on the street. We could see straight into the window and I was like, they do a bit of gardening. Indoor gardening. Indoor gardening. Two adults. Yep. Yeah. Late night. We were parked on the street. We could see straight into the window and I was like, they do a bit of gardening. A bit of gardening. Having a bit of a hoe.

Pouring out the weeds. There you go. So we want to know, New Zealand, when did you see two people doing some... Gardening together. It could have been outdoor gardening too. Could have been outdoor gardening. Could have been outdoor.

Yep. Jess, welcome to the show. Hi, guys. Jess, did you spot a couple of adults gardening? My indoor gardening story for you is I used to work on the third floor of an office building in Auckland City. And we had floor-to-ceiling glass windows that wrapped around our building. for you is I used to work on the third floor of an office building in Auckland City and we had floor to ceiling glass windows that wrapped around our building and blocks of student flats wrapped around those same sides of the building that we had glass windows

on and all the men in my office had quite an enjoyable afternoon one day when a lovely young, very passionate couple in their student flat across the driveway opposite my CEO's window were doing some indoor gardening. Indoor gardening. Yes. 45 minutes straight. 45 minutes.

God. I hope they had sunscreen on. Yeah. Yeah, and no blinds, no nothing. No, nothing. Just straight through the glass. Blissfully unaware that anybody can see through. Or, Jess, maybe they wanted you to see them garden.

Oh, I hate to think about it. But, yeah, that was a great experience for the boys in the office. It was a very exciting time. Oh, yeah. Can I say, good work from that guy. 45 minutes. I mean, we all know ladies like to garden for a long time, but, I mean, 45 minutes.

Takes longer for ladies to get pleasure from their gardening than it does men. Can I just read out one text? Yeah. So this text says, saw a group of at least five people gardening together. Five? They were at Hamilton Lake. It was 1.30 in the afternoon.

Whoa. Wasn't even dark. So me and my mate saw all of their gardening for a fairly long time. Five people. That's a full working bee as well. That's not just... I mean, that is a full working bee.

That's a real muckin'. Hey, Jared. Hey. Gardening that you witnessed, two adults gardening together, that's what we're saying. Indoor or outdoor, and where did you see it? Indoor. When I was at uni, we lived in an apartment building,

and across the road we quite often saw some people below us gardening. But one night in particular, they were gardening. She was down on her hands and knees gardening, and he was standing up gardening. And one of my mates had a laser light and shone it on her back. And he got quite a fright. She was pushed across the room. And you've never seen people jump so high.

All of a sudden after that, they realised they had blinds. He would have thought she was about to get sniped. I can imagine it would have been like when a cat spots one of those laser lights and they go straight up the wall. Last one. I love the term stand-up gardening. Hi, Hamish. Welcome to the show.

Where did you witness some adults doing some indoor gardening? Well, actually, this is a story about me getting caught doing some vehicular gardening. Are you quite the gardener, Hamish? You got caught with your green fingers out. I dabble, I dabble. Do you love to plow? Oh, don't even get me started. No, I'll tell you what.

So at 16 with my new girlfriend, you know, at a party, jump in my mate's car, get a bit frisky, you know, clothes off. Gardening in the car. Hamish, gardening. Yeah. Gardening. Gardening. Yeah. Right, next thing, cop car rolls up, flashlight in the window, saw all the gardening, everything, you know.

Yeah. And we'll leave it there. That's totally fine. Did the cop write you a ticket for trimming the bush? No, actually. No, he said it was well trimmed. He said it was good. It was up to scratch.

It was up to scratch. Hamish, good on you, mate. Thank you for giving us a call. He did write Hamish a ticket for the unregistered hoe, though. Special release from ZM's Brain Clint. The Sexy Podcast. I want to talk to you about the right way to greet people when you meet them, not just for the first time,

just in general. I think it's, oh, there's so much grey area. I hate an awkward greeting more than almost anything else. We're talking about do you hug, do you shake hands, do you kiss on the cheek? That's what we're talking about, right? I'm glad I've evolved past an age where the option for cool guy gangster handshake

or regular handshake has passed by because I got in that trap a lot. They'd go for a regular handshake and I'd go for a cool guy And you don't look like a cool guy And I'm not a cool guy, but a cool guy might be offering you a cool guy handshake. And in that moment, you freeze. I now think that I'm old enough that I can just go straight up the middle.

Put it there. Good on you, mate. How are you? And it's all about dominance in that sort of situation too. Go on with a strong, you lead. The one where it gets blurry is when like a male-female interaction when you're meeting for the first time. Is it polite to offer a kiss on the cheek?

In a lot of cultures it is. In Maori culture, that's what you go for. In a lot of social circles, when you meet someone, it's just a little kiss on the cheek, not on the lips. Well, some people go for the lips. The lips? No one's going for the lips, mate. No, they are.

No. Not me. Not me. No. Trust me. What, in first meetings? A lip kisser. Sometimes you get a lip kisser out of the blue.

And it doesn't matter where you go for it because the lip and the cheek are so close together, they'll switch it up on you. No one wants that. Switch it up on you in the last minute. No one wants that. I met someone today for the first time. Oh, a lip kiss. Was it?

No, worse. Worse than a lip kiss? And they went, hi Clint, good to meet you. And this is someone I'd talked to over email before, but we'd never met in went hi Clint good to meet you and this is someone I'd talked to over email before but we'd never met in person good to finally meet you I was like

it's great to meet you too and she put the arm out up here that meant we were going in for a hug which went which to me went offer a

offer a polite kiss on the cheek as part of the greeting I went you're an awkward son of a... I went too deep with the hug and overshot her cheek. And kissed her ear.

I kissed her earlobe. I kissed her right where her ear piercing was. And I could feel the cold steel of her sleeper in my mouth. And I knew I'd kissed her ear. And she knew I'd kissed her ear. She would have known because it would have been audible. Imagine how loud that kiss would have been. Imagine how loud a kiss is if it gets planted right on your ear.

That's what it would have sounded like to her. And then she would have been like, did he just kiss my ear? Neither of us talked about it. I would have made a joke. You make a joke. You would. I would have been like, how he just kiss my ear? Neither of us talked about it. I would have made a joke. You make a joke. You would. I would have been like, how was that earlobe kiss? If you had your wits about you, you would.

Except in your brain, it's just going, you kissed her ear, you kissed her ear, you kissed her ear, you kissed her ear, you kissed her ear, you kissed her ear. I had a real awkward first meeting when I met one of my sister's ex-boyfriends. And when I met him, he and my sister were at dinner. And I've walked over to say hello and I hugged my sister and then first time meeting him, I went to hug him. And as I went for the hug, he didn't stand up. Oh, my butt hurts. That is so awkward.

So he literally motorboated me the first time we met. He offered you a sit- down hug while you were standing. I was like, surely he's going to stand up for a hug. Was he in a wheelchair? No. That is. And then it was very awkward. And I kind of hugged and then realised what was happening,

didn't know what to do. So I kind of shook him a little bit. I thought you were going to say you lifted him up. Come on up here, big fella. Come on, up you get. Come see Auntie Bree. Let me see how much you've grown. Anyway, I don't think we've solved anything.

Unless you just go for a high five. A special release from ZM's Breen Clint. The Sexy Podcast. I got an inbox by quite a few people on my Instagram on Friday and they were telling me I had to go listen to the Jason PJ podcast. Okay. I mean, former host here at ZM. Yeah.

We love those guys. We're both friends with them. Yes. Now based in Melbourne. Now based in Melbourne doing breakfast radio. PJ shared something on their show that intricately involved me. Take a listen. I had another vivid dream last night.

Oh, yeah? I was a lesbian. And we're off. I had a full-on lesbian dream. Yeah, you know when you wake up and you're just like, what? It was lovely. No, no, no, it was all good. No, it was more like a relationship.

Who? Someone I know? Yeah. It was a friend, yeah. Who? Which one? Brie. Awkward.

No, flattering. Very flattering. So flattering. Did that go on the radio? That was on the radio. It's on their podcast. And I love that she... God bless her. I love that she described it as, it was lovely. It was lovely.

I'm trying to think of what you would be like as a lover. And the word lovely doesn't come to mind. I am lovely, thank you. Aggressive comes to mind. Demanding. Dominant. Dominant. I am the alpha.

No, let's give her a call. Let's just make it real awkward. Oh, how awkward. I'm fine with it. I think it's hilarious. Let's see if she is. She's one of my good mates. It'll be fine.

So I'm going to call her from my phone. Okay, hold on. I'm just going to ask her about it. You should ask her out. Hey, three. Hi, Paige. What up, girl? Hey, Bree. Hi, Paige. What up, girl? Hey, quick question.

Yes. How long have we been dating for? In my dream or in real life? Oh, mate. You know how many people have inboxed me saying I needed to listen to this piece of audio and then I nearly fell off my chair. You're not, you're having sex dreams about me without my consent. Look, I wouldn't say it was a sex dream.

I'd just say there was like a lot of chemistry. Like, I don't know exactly what happened. You know when you wake up and you're like, shit, like I really felt this thing to her in my dream. And then I woke up and I'm like, whoa, that happened? Like I can't exactly exactly what happened. You know when you wake up and you're like, shit. Like, I really felt the stink of her in my dream. And then I woke up and I'm like, whoa, that happened? Like, I can't exactly remember what we did. That's usually how it happens. Ask her what was lovely about it. What was so lovely?

You described it as it was really lovely. I felt like we were running down a hill and it was really romantic. But I can't remember exactly what happened. Like, have we tumbled down and cuddled or something? Tumbled down and cuddled? Were we in the notebook? What were we in? Are you Jack and Jill?

You know, you were wearing undies. I remember that. Okay, all right. All right, PJ. No, the one... Nice underwear. Like, because I didn't wear nice underwear, but I remember yours were matched,

and I was like, that's well played for me. No, that definitely doesn't sound like me, PJ. I think it might have been someone else. Oh, you're more of a Bridget Jones kind of girl. Yeah, I'm more of like a nude, a nude colour, like high-waisted. This is bloody awkward. I literally thought it would be safe saying it here in Australia. Nothing is safe.

It always gets back. The one thing I need to ask you, because you've told me a few times when we've been out on the lemonades, you're like, do you think we kind of look alike? And then now you're having a dream about you and I. Does that mean you love yourself? Does that mean I'm attracted to myself? Yep.

I've got a type. It's me. It's you. It's yourself. Hey, I just thought I'd let you know. I've booked a type It's me It's you It's yourself Hey I just thought I'd let you know I've booked flights To Melbourne So then we can

You know Catch up This is actually Really awkward It's really awkward For me too Do you want to say Like I've got a spare room

Or you can You can I've got a spare room Or you can Stay on the couch Or like I've got quite a big bed You guys really need To take this romance Offline you know. You're what? You can zoom. I'm going to share a room where you can stay on the couch or like, I've got quite a big bed. You guys really need

to take this romance offline. All right, PJ. I'll talk to you soon. Love you. Okay, see you guys. Bye. Love you, love you, bye. Love you.

I have never felt like more of a third wheel in my life than being a part of that conversation. You just couldn't get in because there was so much chemistry between PJ and I. Oh, it was

lovely. Do you reckon Jase has ever had a dream about me? That's a good question. Maybe we should call BJ PJ's boyfriend and just let him know. Do you reckon he'd tell me if he had? Next, birthday banger.

Do you want to know what yours is? Yeah, you can call us right now, 0800-DIAL-ZM. Or if you've had a dream. About me? About Clint. I mean, he feels left out. Really left out. Or if you dream about me, I'll take more.

There's been a study done which classifies who has the most sexual partners in a lifetime. Oh, in a lifetime. Well, not in a lifetime, but you know. Because you said who's doing it the most. And it's very seasonal. I thought you meant right now. I thought you meant in March 2019. No, it's more, yeah.

What categorizes the most, yeah, for the most people? As in like for white males, like where would they sit in terms of the male counterpart? That's me. Yeah, like you're what, middle class white male? Yeah, I'd say so, yeah. Yeah, you're in the low section. We're not having much. No, there's fewer sexual partners.

Oh, me and the boys could have told you that. Fewer sexual partners on average. But probably the white. Oh, no, I don't want to cast assumptions. This is really interesting. The middle class are having fewer than the richer and the poorer.

So the rich people are going at it, hammer and tongs on their super yachts. And the poorer. And then the poor people. Also more than the middle class. Trying to keep warm and go at it as well. Who do you think was at the top of the list for the males, as in who's having the most rendezvous partners? I would say non-heterosexual males would be doing it more

than their heterosexual counterparts. You would be very correct. And can I say, well done, boys. And you know what? Good on you. It doesn't matter if you're richer or poorer in that category, apparently. Rich ones, poor ones, some as big as your head. It's interesting for the ladies, though.

What do you think? Straight women, where do you reckon they're sitting in the? I reckon straight women are getting more than their straight male counterparts. No? No, Liz. About the same. Okay. About the same. They're on the lower end. Yeah. No? Less? No, about the same. Okay. About the same.

They're on the lower end. Yeah. And so are lesbians, also on the lower end. Lesbians are not getting much. They're not having as many sexual partners. Oh, okay. So they're also on the lower end. Okay.

For the win in the females. So this is the category of female Who is getting the most action Yes It's the bisexuals Wow I've just got so many to pick from Now that you've made the joke I can make the joke

It's because everyone's an option And I know that's not true But technically Everyone's an option There you go And can I just say Brie Congratulations And I know that's not true, but technically everyone's an option. There you go. And can I just say, Brie, congratulations. Thank you, mate.

I promised you a viral meme, and a viral meme is what you will get. Now, it's not going to be as good because obviously I just have to read the meme out. Well, no, sometimes that makes memes better. But it's more the comments that's going viral on this one meme post that I enjoy the most. Okay, sure. So the meme says, all it says is, something you can say during sex and at a drive-thru window, question mark. So it's leaving it open for the people. I like these.

Everybody's got the chance to be creative. Yes. So whatever you say has to work for both things. Yeah. It has to be multi-purpose. Exactly. And people have been creative, and the thread is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.

It's so damn good. And we love to do these things on our show where the whole team gets involved. Producer Ellie, Producer Ben. Hello. Here we go. We all pick our favourites and we will bring some of those to you now

this afternoon. Who wants to go first? Ellie. Things you can say in the bed and in the drive-thru. Go. That looks bigger in the picture. Got him.

Producer Ben. Hey, can I get a toy with that, please? Brie. Now, are you sure it's all in there? Me. I think there's a in there. Me. I think there's a hair in my burger. Ellie. Produce Ellie.

Yeah, just tap and go, thanks. These are things you can say in the drive-thru and in the bedroom. Ben. Can I get a two-for-one deal, please? Always good. Brie. Can I get some special sauce on that? Me Oh mate, the guy behind me is right up my arse

Alright, one more round, one more round Alright, that looks good But I'm going to hate myself in the morning Ah Ben Hey, just the usual thanks That looks good, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning. Ben. Hey. Just the usual, thanks. Very good. Bree.

I didn't order a soft serve. Things you can say in the bedroom and the drive-thru. All right, finish it off, Clint. Stop. Got it. That was an accidental one. That'll do. We'll go out with that.

That was good. Special release from ZM's Bree and Clint. The Sexy Podcast. Today on the show, we're hoping to have Bree's parents. If they can find their way from Auckland Airport to the studio. If you have seen them at Auckland Airport, please tell them to come to ZM. They're lost. Yeah.

We don't know where they are. Do they have Uber? Yeah, I think my mum has Uber. She's got Uber? But she gets very confused by the whole thing. She'll be looking for the phone number to call Uber. Yeah. I'm going to call an Uber.

She has a trot to call the Ubers, but the Ubers weren't picking up. If they get here, we'll have them on the show with us this afternoon. I want to talk about maths for a minute. Married at first sight. Married at first sight. Are you watching it? You got hooked, didn't you? Yeah, I hate watching.

Yeah. What does that mean? It means I hate that I'm watching because I tried so hard not to watch. It just draws you in, doesn't it? Yeah, it drags you in. And once you watch one episode, you really do get hooked. There's one particular couple, Mark and Ning. Oh, yeah.

Mark's like the old, a bit older guy. Yes. He's the fitness guy. And then Ning is the one that has the three kids. Yes. Well, Ning is the one called Ning too. Yeah. Remember which one's Ning?

Yeah, that one. Yeah. So I thought they were done and dusted early on. And then they seem to be going really well. But then on last night's episode, something a little bit awkward happened. Yeah. I haven't, I'm not up to date by the way. But I don't mind a spoiler.

It's not a massive spoiler, but how do I put this? They were finally taking their relationship to the next level. Oh, to a physical plateau. Yes, in the bedroom. And we grabbed the audio of what happened because they were talking about how that was happening and Ning answered her phone. Why do you have to answer the phone?

I don't know what happened. I just thought I'll just quickly answer it. It'll be like two seconds and then get back it, and it just didn't happen that way. Where were we going to write there for a minute? No, I know, but she was just asking me about how we're going, and I told her, you know, we've had ups and downs, da-da-da-da. By that stage, everything had calmed down, so I got up and had a shower. If that was a mate, I would have said, are you dying?

No, I'm not. Well, I'll call you back in three to four minutes. Good call. Three to four minutes. But he's being honest. Would you have you answered the phone during a moment like that? Have I? No.

Would I? No. I've been trying to think all afternoon what the situation, where it is, that I would answer. So the situation for Ning, it was her phone rang once. She didn't answer. And then her phone rang again. And that's when she rolled over and she answered it.

And then it was a friend who just wanted to... Yeah, if it was a multi-ring from someone important, like... Actually, I was about to say like your wife, but really you wouldn't be doing it if that was the situation, would you? Yeah, your wife probably wouldn't be calling you. You shouldn't be getting a call from your wife during adult playtime. Yeah. Would you do it?

No. I don't think I ever have. No. Same goes for checking a notification too, by the way. What, scrolling through Facebook in the middle of? Ping. So-and-so has tagged you on Instagram. Oh, I hope it's a good photo.

Just going to check this, babe. Hold on one sec. No, you keep going. You keep going. You keep doing what you're doing. I'm just going to check this. I'm a lady. I can multitask.

And then you know what happens on Instagram. You end up watching one story and then an hour later. Oh, the next thing you know, yeah. It's all done. You're pregnant and you've reached the end of your feed. Someone will have, though. I want to know on 0800DIALZNM, would you answer the phone during that moment? Or have you?

Or have you answered the phone? Or has someone you were with during that moment answered the phone? I don't think there's any more of a mood kill than that. I don't think anything shows you are less in the moment. That shuts it down real quick. Than taking a phone call. Hello, Mum? Yeah, no, I can talk.

Oh, or, I've got another or. Or, call us if you're doing it right now. Ooh. Have you answered the phone in the moment? Hang on, babe. Just wait a second. I just... Dave-o.

You busy? Just doesn't really... Nah, not busy. What's happening? Nah, not much going on, mate. Nah, what's up? What's up? There's not much really that someone could be calling you with.

Well, there's a couple of things. There's some life-changing, it better be like earth-shattering news to warrant breaking that kind of focus. Yeah, it happened on last night's episode of Married at First Sight. Ning and Mark were finally, after months of dating, having that moment and her phone rings and she picks it up. Talk about an anti-climax, literally. 0800 dial ZM, have you done it, Tom?

Yo. What happened? What was the situation? I was expecting a phone call anyway And things sort of got heated Yeah and then Halfway through the phone rang But We both sort of looked at each other and was like yeah okay

So I just answered the phone and tried to be As quiet as possible Wait what phone call were you Expecting first Oh just a phone call from my dad About planning a holiday Was he on, like, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? and you were

his lifeline, and it was the difference between him and winning and losing the competition? What, like, why? Why bother picking it up? Oh, I don't know. My dad's a busy guy, so it's nice when he actually gives a time of day to give you a call. Have you got a weird fetish or something, Tom?

No. Thanks, Tom. 0 to give you a call. Have you got a weird fetish or something, Tom? Thanks, Tom. 0800 dial ZM, Olivia. Hi. Hi there. Olivia, what happened? Did you answer the phone in the moment? No.

Well, I was actually calling my sister. My nan had had a fall and just calling to let her know what had happened. She was all right, by the way. And she picked up the phone and she was panting quite a lot and she had just started recently seeing a new guy and I told her what was going on and then asked why she seemed so out of breath and heard this new boyfriend in the background and she kind of had a little giggle,

and I made an educated guess of what they had just finished doing. Which was going for a jog together. Yes. Yes. So I was a little bit awkward, and I met the boy a few weeks later, and we're still together. Did you tell Nan the story? Back to the main topic here, Nan having the fall.

Did you tell Nan what had gone on? Because if I'd had a fall and I had to go to the hospital, that sort of thing would cheer me up. No, I don't think I did, actually. Probably a good call. She might have another fall if you tell her. I was going to say, she probably would have another one. Don't tell her news like that when she's standing at the top of the stairs.

Thanks, Olivia. Oh, I love these. Anonymous. Someone has called through and, I love these. Anonymous. Someone has called through and needs to remain anonymous. Good afternoon. Hello. What happened, Anonymous? Did you answer a call in the middle of something?

Yeah, well, it was a business call. I had to take the call. Were you getting a raise of 50 grand? Is that why you had to take the call? I actually can't remember why I had to take it. I just remembered I had to take the call. Okay. My partner at the time thought it was a funny joke

to get more vigorous. Yeah. And I was questioned as to what's going on. Yeah. So I told him what was happening. He cracked up laughing and continued with the call. Wait, who were you talking to? Yeah, was it a business colleague?

Was it a boss or was it a prospective client? The last one. Did you seal the deal? Yeah And what about the business call? Oh hang on I thought you were doing the other one Okay thank you very much

There you go Maybe it's not as weird as we think Maybe it's not as rare None of those were good reasons to answer No The first one Oh my dad and I wanted to talk about organising a holiday None of those were good reasons to answer. No. None of them. No. The first one, oh, my dad and I wanted to talk about organising a holiday. Do it tomorrow!

A special release from Zinam's brain, Clint. The Sexy Podcast. We all know on this show that I am the resident yogi. Do we know that? I am an expert in yoga. No. All forms. Yeah.

I talk about it all the time. You talk about it all the time, yeah. Have I been to a class? No. If talking about yoga was the equivalent of doing yoga, God, you'd be very flexible. I'd be so flexible. There's the real mainstream yogas. You've got your Bikram.

You've got your normal, just straight yoga. You've also got Yogalates, which is yoga and Pilates put together. Well done. Which is exciting. I've brought some more unusual types of yoga to the table over the last couple of months. There's dog yoga. Yoga with a dog. Yoga with a dog. There was orgasmic yoga. Yoga with an orgasm.

Yep, that's great. There was rage yoga. Yeah, yoga with a lot of yelling. Yep. And I've got another one for you this afternoon. Oh, thank you. And I don't know how long this has been running for, but apparently it's taking off in America, and I'm assuming there'd be some yoga studios doing this around New Zealand.

It's the art form of nude yoga. Wait, not just nude. It's hot nude yoga. Great. I saw one of my mates who lives in New York check in at hot nude yoga and he said, no better way to start my Friday. And I pictured him, he's quite a hairy man, in the downward dog pose. That's the pose I go straight to.

Fully naked. Like Sun Warrior, you're kind of hidden from one side there. Those salutations that you do. Like upward facing. Downward dog. There's nowhere to hide. There is nowhere to hide. There is absolutely nowhere to hide.

But I don't want to judge it just off that. Because there's positives and negatives with everything. So positive. Lululemon gear. Very expensive. You don't need to pay for just off that because there's positives and negatives with everything, right? So positive, Lululemon gear, very expensive. You don't need to pay for that. That's great. Negative, other people's buttholes. Yeah.

Positive, most people who do yoga, quite hot. Negative, I'm not. Another negative. Imagine if you let out a fart and you're naked And in a downward dog pose There's no muffler There's no silence barrier No and there's no There's usually

There's no filter at all Like your yoga pants will catch some of the brunt of that You know Would you be keen? They say it brings you closer to your zen Yeah and the people around you I would be keen if it was just me And I was doing it on a DVD in my lounge

I'd actually be quite keen I thought you were going to say And I was doing it on top of my wife Lucy Again, quite keen That's what I call hot yoga You keen? Hell no Not even by yourself i already do that at home yeah all right a special release from cdm's breen clint the sexy podcast i love a star sign i do love reading the horoscopes you believe in them oh i don't know if i believe in them but i

think they're a bit of fun and they can't hurt. And a study has been revealed which caught my attention about star signs and what they reveal about certain personalities and their bedroom habits. How much they are… Doing it. Stargazing. Exactly. Indoor gardening. Right.

So what? They reckon your star sign can determine how much you're getting. That's what they're saying. Yeah. And obviously they've got together a group of people and then they found out their star signs and asked them how frequently or, you know, and then they correlated that with the data. Yeah, right.

Okay. It's all very scientific, Glenn. Yeah. So we've had to break this down a little bit, right, to make it, yeah. So what we want to do this afternoon is we asked you to call if you know what your star sign is and pretty much we're just going to test out these results. So we've got the star signs from 1 to 12 ranked most frequently

to least frequently. Yeah. Doing that activity. We've broken it down even further into high action getters. Medium. Action getters. And low to nothing. Action not getters.

This is controversial, by the way. Yeah. The numbers associated, the numbers that they say are high, middle and low, I think it's controversial. I think it's about right. Well, let's put it out there and see. We've determined high as five plus a week.

Yes. Five times plus a week. That's high. That is in the frequent range. I agree with you in that sense. Yes. And then the mid-range will be two plus. Two plus a week.

Two plus a week. You're doing pretty well. Yeah. And then in the low category, which Clint thinks this should be the high category. No. So once or less a week. Two plus a week, you're doing pretty well. Yeah. And then in the low category, which Clint thinks this should be the high category, is once or less a week. No. I think that should be considered, I think once a week should be considered middle.

I think it should be considered middle. Hashtag married life. I'm just saying, I'm just saying, okay? But let's test it out. Let's test it out by star sign. Let's test it out by star sign and see. Hey, we're just talking about horoscopes. Desiree's here. Hi, Desiree.

Hi, Desiree. Hi, how are you guys? Good, thank you. First of all, what's your star sign? I am a Taurus. Okay, a Taurus. Should I give out where she ranges? Tell us if she's a high, middle, or low.

Okay. According to this, Desiree, and then you can tell us if it's correct. According to this, Desiree, as a Taurus, you're in the top four, which is high. Which means, Desiree, five plus. You should be getting it five plus times a week. Okay. Is that a yes or a no? For the Taurus.

Well, we could probably say that close to pretty accurate. Oh, my God. Okay, now I'm interested in this. Well, you could probably say that it applies to pretty accurate. Oh, my God. Okay, now I'm interested in this. Wow, okay. All right. Hi, Grace. Hi. All right, Grace, what star sign are you?

I'm Gemini. All right, Gemini. All right, you're also in the top four, Grace, which means five plus times a week. There or thereabouts. I wouldn't say five, maybe three to four. Oh, that's still pretty good. I think that's close enough.

I still think that correlates with our results. Oh, that's good then. Congratulations and well done. Also, good for you. Wow. Let's go to Amy. Hi, Amy. Hello. Hello, hello. Now, give us proud. Wow. Let's go to Amy. Hi, Amy. Hello?

Hello, hello. Now, give us your star sign. I'm a Cancer. Okay, Cancer. Let's have a look here. Don't tell me she's high as well. Bad news. Oh, yeah.

Amy, you range in the low category, which is once or less a week. A week. I would say that's not correct. You're frisky. Okay, so that's a no on that. Okay, and we obviously don't want to go too personal with you, but if the categories are high, five plus a week, mid, two a week. You don't need to answer this.

Are you a high, mid, or low? You don't need to answer that. I would be a mid. You'd be a mid. Fair enough. Fair enough. Good for you. Or in Clint's terms, mid, very high range.

Shut up. Hi, Stacey. Stacey. Hi, how are you? Hi, Stacey. It's your star sign. There you go. It looks like you're speaking to some high people so far.

Yeah. Okay, Stacey. Interesting. You range actually in the mid-range two plus a week. I would say that's pretty accurate too, depending on the time of the year. This is looking to be like an actual real study. Let's rip through them.

We've got two more we're doing quickly. Hi, Tayshia. Hi. Tayshia, what's your star sign? I'm Aries. Okay, Aries. That, Tayshia, you are ranked as number one. You're in the five plus category.

Very high range. Right at the top of the tree. Is that accurate? God, I would like it to be accurate. But let's be honest, no. I was down mid-range. But if you could take it where you could find it, would it be accurate?

It would be accurate. I think that's another tick. Oh, no, excuse me. If it was up to us, we'd all be in that one. Just to finish this off, where do they put the Aquarius? I'm asking for a friend. Where do they put Aquarius? Yep, last.

Damn it, that's a good list. Also, no fellas. No boys called for that, no. No, boys don't really do star signs. Neither do I. Crooked bullshit. A special release from ZM's Bree and Clint. The Sexy Podcast.

I want to ask you a question, Bree. Do you think there is actually such thing as accidentally releasing a node? Yeah. Yeah? 100% with technology these days. Okay. I want to run this story past you and you see if this person fits the bill of an accidental leak. Like you think if you genuinely didn't think he knew what he was doing.

Australian guy called Nick Youngquest. Interesting. He's a former NRL player turned male model. Nick Youngquest, yeah. Nick Youngquest. He's hot. Yeah, he's hot. He's a good-looking fella.

He has... Good-looking rooster. He used to play for, not the roosters, the Bulldogs and the Sharks. In fact, everyone except the roosters. St. George and... He has 89,000 Instagram followers. Okay. So he's doing all right.

A lot of shirtless pics and stuff. He's put up a picture of himself at the beach and it's full nude. He's completely naked in the photo. Fully Starkers. It's frontal. He's showing his six pack, showing his tats. He's doing the classic pose where you run your hand through your hair

so your arm is up and it shows the flex of your bicep as well. Now he's put that up knowingly and he's put a Portuguese flag over his nether regions. He's man business. He's put an emoji flag over there. Like he's put it in, I guess you do it in story and then upload it. Was the flag on a pole? The flag was flying

at half mast. Oh was it? Something to do he's announcing a partnership with Tourism Portugal. He's a model he'll be doing

some influencing. That's not the point. The point is and you can actually go and see this right now in our Bree and Clint Instagram story is the shadow that is cast from his downstairs operation

is clearly evident on the upper part of his leg. So even though he's covered the actual shish kebab, the shadow is very evident in the photo. Yeah, the whole kebab. In fact, I wonder if the shadow is slightly flattering because you know when you get them later in the afternoon, shadows become longer. They can stretch out.

And it looks like this photo was then taken long into the afternoon. This photo was taken very late. Very late in the afternoon. Either that or he needs more Portuguese flags to cover his flagpole If you know what we mean As if he didn't see that As if he didn't see it As if

He's come out and he's gone Oh no, that's so embarrassing that that photo's got out there A picture that makes me look like I've got a massive anaconda The photo's going ballistic Yeah, it is It's the biggest thing he's ever posted Oh, that was a bad turn of phrase. It is the most popular thing he's ever put on

his Instagram. A similar thing has happened to a good friend of mine, actually. He posts really kind of artsy photos and he does a few like naked, semi naked kind of photos on his Instagram. And this one

time he's posted a photo and it was literally just from the belly button down. Yep. And it's him fully naked and he's holding a pot plant over. Great shot. Over his business. Love it, yep. And the pot plant's got like vines and stuff coming out of it.

Yep. It was when he realised that in the photo a part of himself was just poking out the bottom, like just the tiniest bit out the bottom, just the top of the beanie, and he had to take it down. Right, but once it's out there, it's out there. Oh, I screenshotted. The thing about the internet, once you hit post, once you hit send, it doesn't matter what you do.

It's gone. It is immortalised. In fact, as soon as it goes into the cloud, it's hit post, once you hit send, it doesn't matter what you do. It's gone. It is immortalised. In fact, as soon as it goes into the cloud, it's there forever. Let's be completely honest. What is the cloud anyway? The cloud is what Apple invented to get people in trouble. It is a dumb place. Apple, dumb from you.

No one likes the cloud. Get rid of the damn cloud. 0800 dial ZM. This could be a slightly embarrassing one for people this afternoon. When did you accidentally release a nude? When did you stuff up? Did you send a sexy pic that was meant for your partner to

your parents? Did you Oh no! Did you send an X-rated shot that was meant for the doctor to your boss? This is my boil I call her Susan 0800 dial ZM or text to your boss. This is my boil. I call her Susan. 0800 dials at M or text us on 9696.

We want your nude stories this afternoon. We're asking the question this afternoon. Have you accidentally released one of your nudes? Have you maybe uploaded it somewhere that it shouldn't be uploaded? Someone saw it that shouldn't? An NRL player cum model has put up a photo

where there is a very, very, very clear shadow of the Nether Region operation. And just for good measure, producer Ellie has made sure you can see that picture in our Bree and Clint Instagram story. Very thoughtful of her. I still think he knew. I think he definitely knew

because everyone's talking about it now and it's still up there. And it's a good photo for him. Let's think he knew. I think he definitely knew because everyone's talking about it now and it's still up there. And it's a good photo for him, let's just say that. Yeah. Totally. It's a photo you'd want people to be seeing. Good or bad, has that happened to you? That's what we're asking this afternoon. Someone on the text machine

said, I woke up one Sunday morning to a boob shot on Snapchat. It was from my own sister. She obviously had too many brewskis and sent it to the wrong person. I thought it was hilarious. But she didn't.

What's a nip between sisters, right? If you can't share those, what can you share? How do you know it was between sisters? That's a very good point. Hi, Laura. Hi. Has this happened to you, Laura? It hasn't happened to me.

It happened to a friend. Sure it did. She was doing the whole long-distance relationship thing and thought she'd send an X-rated video to her partner over Snapchat, but instead of sending it privately, put it up on her story. No! Oh, yeah. And it got worse

because she didn't realise until her sister sent her a message saying, hey, you might want to take that down. How long was it up? How long was it up? A good three or four hours.

No! Oh yeah. Thank God we don't use Snapchat anymore. That thing is ruining lives. That's dangerous. Yeah. Because you wouldn't do it on Instagram, would you?

No, it's a different kind of content. Isn't it? I don't think we will send such – maybe they do. Maybe I'm just out of touch, but who knows? You're married. Yeah. I'm not getting anything sent to me. Look, I'm asking for it, but I'm not getting any.

Hey, Claire. Hi. Claire, what happened to you? So my now husband was away on a work fishing trip. Okay. Sent me a really explicit photo. Fair enough. And after a week later, I had deleted it because I know the danger.

Yep. And it got saved to the cloud. Oh, that damn cloud. Right? I'm not a fan. I hate the cloud. and I scrolled through these photos talking to my mum I don't even know what I was showing her and this photo pops up and we're sitting side by side on the couch and she sort of looks at me and I look at her and she starts to giggle and I've never heard my mum giggle. And she knows what's happened. I know what's happened. So your mum has

seen your husband's business. Complete. And it's full. Yep. That's okay. Was it a good photo? Like, was it impressive? It was impressive. Yeah, yeah. She pretended it wasn't. She said, oh, I'll

pretend that you downloaded that. And I sort of yelled, oh, that's worse. And she just got up and went home. As they say in the army, he was ready for action. Hi, Caroline. Hi, how are you? Caroline, what happened? Well, we have a friend that we were at the gym with,

and she was real proud of her weight loss. So she sent a photo with her on the scales with her figure of how much she weighs. What she failed to understand was the scales were glass scales. And so she stood on them naked and she sent the picture to all the boys and all the girls with her weight and all of her pink bits and shards. No, no, no, no, no. Undercarriage, undercarriage.

Oh, no. Oh, hey. That was the funniest thing ever. Hey, at least her weight loss photo would have got a good reaction, right?riage. Oh, no. Oh, hey. That was the funniest thing ever. Hey, at least your weight loss photo would have got a good reaction, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it did. A special release from Zinam's brain, Clint. The Sexy Podcast. Google.

Everyone's Googling different things these days about, obviously, adult fun times, and you can do that because you might not feel comfortable asking your friends. There's so many questions you'd rather ask a computer except I'm worried now that everything that I put into Google I'm going to get served Instagram ads for and Facebook ads. That does happen. Because it's all linked up. They're not listening to you. They just look at

what your Google searches are and you know what they also do? They scrape your Gmail. So anything you're Gmailing about then it goes into ads as well. Because I was trying to look up how much you spent on that Gucci wallet for your wife the other day. Excuse me. I Googled Gucci and now I'm getting ads for Gucci.

Well, serves you right. You'd love some of this stuff. You'll probably buy a few more of this. I can't afford any of it. Any more of it. Anyway. She deserved a nice present. She does. We got a trip to Los Angeles.

She deserved something nice as well. Don't try and justify it. She does. Because she was at home. Stop trying to say my wife doesn't deserve a nice present. No, I'm saying she does. I'm just interested to hear you squirm about you buying Gucci. Okay.

All right. All right. All right. Nobody needs to know that. You wouldn't tell us which wallet it was. I'm assuming it was the most expensive one. For this very reason. For this reason.

For this reason. It's a private purchase, okay? Excuse me. Well, now I'm getting ads because I tried to investigate and snoop around in your private life. Anyway, you might have Googled some of these things. These are some of the top Google searches for adult fun times. Okay. And coming in at number 10, how long does the race, you know the race I'm talking about, how long does it usually last?

Is that being Googled by him or her? I'm assuming him or maybe her. How long should it last is what you should be Googling. True. That's very true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's one. Coming in at number seven.

This is an interesting one. Probably you have Googled this before, I'm assuming. How? How much of the race do you get for a Gucci wallet? How many races do you get? Yes, that's also been Googled. No. How do you do you get? Yes, that's also been Googled. No. How do you measure certain equipment?

With your mum's measuring tape that she uses to make clothes. Because it's malleable. What does that mean? It can fold it around bins. Oh, so you can measure it in every circumstance. 100%, yeah. So it can move and bend. A stiff ruler just gives you point to point, whereas if there's a bit of curvature,

then you've got to take that in. You can get an extra quarter of a centimetre. I was just going to say, with a stiff ruler, you can only measure that at a certain time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? Oh, no, but at the same time, every... So what if you wanted to measure it in one...

Everybody's race equipment is different shapes. Yeah. They don't all go from point A to point B. And you also want to measure it sometimes at point A, and then you also want to measure it at different shapes. Yeah. They don't all go from point A to point B. And you also want to measure it at sometimes at point A, and then you also want to measure it at point B. Yeah. If that makes sense. Kind of.

Not really. You're stretching a little bit, which is also a good idea to do before you measure. Do your stretches. It is. What about, off the back of that question, how do you get a bigger piece of equipment manually? You don't.

Any search results for that? You don't? You don't. You don't. No, that's important to know, okay? No, you don't. You don't. And love the race body that you got.

Love the shoes they gave you. You should be happy with the spoiler that you were given. It's car races now I thought it was running races Oh It's all a race mate Doesn't matter Yeah

Number five Number five Most googled Adult fun time Adult Olympics questions Alright here we go What is The

It's the starting gun Yep Yeah No you know what that is. Then there's also a few more. Don't be ashamed to Google that stuff, by the way. I was going to say, you should Google it. Don't just not Google it and hope it'll go away. But then also don't panic.

If you've got post-race itch, like do some research and then go and talk to a professional. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. The doctors, they've seen it all. You might just have to sit out a few race meets. They have seen it all. The top number one most googled

thing relating to adult fun times. Where is a certain spot? Where's the finish line? Yeah, exactly. Where's the podium? Yeah, where's the number one spot? And how do I get on it? Yeah, where's the number one spot? And how do I get on it?

All right, that's really eye-opening. There you go. A special release from Zinam's brain, Clint. The Sexy Podcast. I came across an interesting article, which I think we've all discussed within this show at one time or another, when you have a dream about someone in your life. Not just any dream, but a dream where you cook with them.

Where you brew up something spicy. Where you're cooking up something sexy. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, you're talking about a raunchy dream. Yeah, so this article talks about what the different dreams could mean when there's different people involved. Okay, deciphering adult dreams. Yeah. Yeah, lay it on me. Cooking dreams. What about if you have a dream where you're cooking with

a celebrity? Oh, a celebrity chef. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. It says that, you know, this dream pretty much just represents being crazy attracted to that famous person. And it does reflect on them. Yes. Yeah. Or more often than not, it can symbolise craving attention either socially or from your partner.

Okay. So that's what that can mean. Yeah, interesting. What about if you have that kind of dream and a stranger's involved? A stranger of what sort? Like someone that you don't recognise in your dream? Yes, complete stranger. Right.

I don't know if I've had one of those, but yeah, what does that mean? It can mean that you need to shake things up. Sexy stranger dreams can sometimes represent a desire to stray from convention coupled with longing for new experiences and excitement. Careful letting a stranger know where the knives are if you let them into your kitchen. But, you know, yeah, yeah, interesting, cool. What about, and this is where it gets a little bit more awkward, that kind of dream where a friend of yours is involved. You invite a friend into the kitchen.

This happened earlier in the year on our show where PJ, who used to be on this show, had one of those dreams about me. Were you into the kitchen? Remember that? Mm-hmm. Usually, if you have that kind of dream about a friend, it can just be a reflection of the level of close, closeness, uh, that you feel for that person.

Oh, that's nice. Yeah. That makes it more, less, less uncomfortable. Or it can mean that you're attracted to them. Yeah, there's that too. Subconsciously. So it can mean both. Yeah.

Uh, what about if you have that type of dream with an ex? Which this apparently is the most common. Is it unresolved feelings? So this has definitely happened to me before. Has it happened to you? Nah. Good answer. Nah. Nah.

Nah. Never. Never. Never ever. Not recently anyway. No, Never. Never. Never ever. Not recently anyway. No, definitely not recently. Not recently. It can mean that it doesn't usually mean that you're secretly still in love with them.

It usually means that, yeah, you're longing for something in your current relationship or you need to get out of your routine. What, something that you used to have? That's worse. God. Yeah, but not necessarily then. It just means you're looking for something else. Oh, right.

You're looking to bring your ex into the relationship. Yeah. Right. And the last one. Oh, yeah. That kind of a sexy dream and picture Ross Boss being there. A workmate? Or your boss.

Oh, your boss. Mmm. Yeah. Means you're looking for a pay rise. He does have that wonderful moustache at the moment. Doesn't he? Oh. Looks like a young Tom Selleck.

If there's one man who needs to make his Instagram public, it's at Ross Flayhive. Can you just follow, go follow Ross Boss. Request it. Is that his actual, let me, hold on, I'm going to spell it for you guys. He, can I say, Ross Boss secretly loves to get the followers on Instagram.

He calls himself a micro-influencer. If you want to follow Ross Boss, at Ross Flahive, R-O-S-S-F-L-A-H-I-V-E. Go give him a follow. Give him a bunch of likes on his Instagram. Oh, hey, Clint here. I left while you were saying that. I wasn't a part of that at all.

I've just got back. What were you doing? What were you doing? A special release from Zinam's brain, Clint. The Sexy Podcast. Does the headline of this article entice you to read it? Are you ready? Yeah.

The 50-cent snack scientifically proven to boost your sexual drive and big O quality. Yeah, you've definitely got my attention. 50 cents. 50 cents. That's all it's going to cost you. Producer Ben's in. Look at him.

The mustache. I'll shout you as well, Producer Ben. Yeah. 50 cents. That's all it's going to cost you. Producer Ben's in. Look at him. It's a must have. I'll shout you as well, Producer Ben. My treat. Thanks, man. The food item, not the big O. Yeah, right. It says in the article that if you're lacking in the bedroom department, this could be some good news for you because researchers have revealed consuming 60 grams

or two servings of nuts daily can actually improve your sex life. That is just you think you've been stitched up. This is the popcorn thing all over again. No, it's

true. Basically, let me true! Let me reword the article for you. You know what can improve your sex life? Deez nuts. Obviously they're talking about the nut that comes from a tree. Yeah, deez nuts. They said that...

What are you doing with them? Put them in your mouth? Well, that's how you eat them. I don't get it. Are you being gross? No, I'm just saying. I think it's... Sorry, sorry, sorry. By adding walnuts, hazelnuts and almonds to a diet

can improve both sexual desire and big O quality. Right. Okay, cool. Sorry. Sorry, it just sounds like a fake news. Got him! Yeah. It's true.

Why would that sound like fake news? It's just nuts. I'm sorry, just caught me immature. Sorry, back to you. What type of nuts again? I'm not going down to your level. God damn it. Got it?

No. No, what were you going to say? No, nothing. It's going to be something mature? No. Something immature. No, I'm just with you. I'm back to your science.

Ellie has just walked in now. Now tell her the story and see what she thinks about Ellie. Yeah. Okay, so the headline of the story is, The 50 Cent Snack Scientifically Proven to Boost Your Sexual Drive and Big O Quality. Oh, yeah? And then it says, going on to say, that if you're lacking in the bedroom department,

consuming 60 grams or two servings of nuts daily can actually improve. Oh, Kenneth, you're consuming nuts. Got him. In your mouth. It's actually not a real story. I made it up. Whatever. No, I did it.

It's real. It's here. A special release from ZM's Bree and Clint the sexy podcast a very interesting interview

was done with a with a man by the name of Joel Schumacher do you know who that is no

does it ring a bell that name it shouldn't but do the movies Batman Forever oh yeah The Lost Boys yeah St. Elmo's Fire right It shouldn't, but do the movies Batman Forever? Oh, yeah. The Lost Boys.

Yeah. St. Elmo's Fire. Right, all the big 90s ones. Yeah, do they ring a bell? Yeah. Well, he was the director of those movies. He's a big-time Hollywood director. Yeah.

Anyway, he did an interview this week with a magazine and one of the questions the guy asked him was have you ever guessed the number of partners you've had have you ever guessed the number yeah kissed your own number yeah because he probably is too many oh okay right so the the director guy is 79 yeah and yeah he's asked he's asked the question, have you ever guessed the amount of partners you've had? Okay, sure. He replied with double digit thousands.

Double digit thousands? So the guy said, oh, you mean like 2,000 or 3,000 people? Yeah. And the director guy Schumacher said no, I'm talking more 20,000 to 30,000. Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. But he's 79

did you say? He's 79. As if that makes a difference! You're like oh well he's old. Well he's had a long time. As if that makes a difference. He's had a long time it's like a batsman at the crease. The longer you stay there the higher your run rate is going to be. It's got to keep it ticking over, ticking over, ticking over. I'm not here to judge anyone, but if you've got the same number of partners

at the same cost as a Mitsubishi Lancer, then there's something a little wrong. If you've got more partners than you've had days on earth, then there is something wrong. That is great. Actually, I take it back. 79 is not a factor because surely, surely it's got to slow down after 60? Nah. Oh, there is...

60's the new 40, they say. Yeah, and it's all because of one drug. The wonder drug. The wonder drug. I mean, if you met someone like that, say this guy met his soulmate and then he got asked that question from the soulmate. You lie. Yeah, of

course you do, right? You lie in this interview too, Joel Schumacher, by the way. Yeah, why is he so mad? No good can come from this kind of brag. No one's going to fist bump you and go, shawls. Is anyone going to read that and go, what a guy. Yeah, wow, that's so impressive. I hope I can be 20,001.

Well, I kind of look at it and go, that's impressive, because I'm like, where do you find the time? Or the energy. Or the energy. Yeah. Yeah. And how are you still alive without dying from an STD? Yeah, that's a full-time job.

You know? And how many kids you got? How many kids you got? I don't know. Because seriously, unless you're whacking those things in a microwave each day to nuke them, just the odds alone, something's got to slip through. I'm're whacking those things in a microwave each day to nuke them, just the odds alone, something's got to slip through.

I'm talking about putting your balls in the microwave to get rid of that. Oh, right. I was like, what are you talking about? No, not the kids. I'm talking about your balls. Jesus. That's not a recommended medical technique either, by the way.

I was going to say, don't do that at home. Yeah. Let's not do that at home. You better point the television remote at them. Okay. Let's go. That's. Okay. That's not real. That's not real. I mean, bit of a personal question we wanted to ask this afternoon on 0800 dial ZM. This guy, obviously 20,000 to 30,000. Crazy. Crazy. We wanted to know, have

you only ever had one? Are you a single digit? Single. Just one. The smallest digit. Just one person. Maybe your childhood sweethearts. Yeah. Maybe it's because of your religion.

I don't know. Whatever reason it is, I just want to know, yeah, have you only ever just had one? Your one figure brother. One trick pony. Or a sister. One person. Don't say brother and sister when we're talking about this.

Okay, we'll see what we get. Oh, $800 at the end. We're talking about director Joel Schumacher, who has directed films like Batman Forever, The Lost Boys, super, super big director in Hollywood. Anyway, he got asked about how many partners does he think he's had in his life because he's 79 now. Yeah, he got asked about how many partners does he think he's had in his life because he's 79 now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And

he said that he reckons he's in the double digit thousands, around 20,000. So lots of people have come on board to do the math with that and they say not possible, not possible. Bree has a very interesting point. No, but it might be judgmental of me. No, no, no. But I mean he's saying it.

You don't need to say that, but no one's thinking about multiple invitees at the same time. Exactly. Because you could knock out a week's worth in one night. There could be multiple partners a night, which I mean let's just talk reality. It could. Might not be one person a day. You're not talking

reality when you're talking 20,000 dance partners. Yeah, true. That is crazy. But we've gone the totally opposite route of that, and we want to talk to people who have only ever had one. A singular. Yeah. One partner. You've only done your gardening with one person.

One person to do indoor gardening with. Only one person has had their hands on your hoe. So we've got some people too. They want to remain anonymous, some of them. Hello, Anonymous. Hello. Hello. One person your whole life Anonymous? Yes.

So tell us the story. Did you guys meet in high school? When did you meet? We met when we were both in our 20s. Okay. I was in my early 20s. He was in his late 20s. Is it a religious thing? No I'm not

religious. Is he religious 20s. Is it a religious thing? No, I'm not religious. Is he religious? No. Is he one person as well? No. Right. Has that ever caused a bit of a riff or no? No.

He's two, so that's not that much of a difference. Okay, well, that's all good. Well, you say that, he's double you. Does he ever look at you anonymously and and go Yeah, I'm double you, babe You don't even know where I've been up to You can't even compete with this Thank you, Anonymous Hi, Jodie

Hi, Jodie Hi, how are you guys? Good, thank you One person your whole life, Jodie Tell us about it So he's my fiancé And we're getting married in November. Congratulations.

Thanks. Much like Anonymous, is it a situation where you've had one partner and he's had multiple? Yes, yeah, yeah. He's my one and only. Oh, cute. And how old were you when you met him? Five years ago, so I was 25.

I was going to say you were five. Oh, that's a hell. Yeah, yeah. Oh, cute I was 25. I was going to say you were five. Oh, that's so helpful. Yeah, yeah. Oh, cute. Well done, Jodie. That's exciting. You're obviously happy with that. I mean, like.

Yeah, yeah. No, I obviously saved it for the right person. Yeah, good on you. Jodie, Jodie, Jodie, talk to me. What about, you never want to test drive another vehicle? Oh, God, you must get asked this question all the time. No, there was no one that just hit that standard, eh? Okay. You never want to test drive another vehicle? Oh, God, you must get asked this question all the time. No, there was no one that just hit that standard, eh?

Okay. So you just started off with the Lamborghini straight away, Jodie? Yeah. Yeah, why start with a pretty car? Brie likes to hit Turner's car option. Hey, I'll take anything, Jodie. Datsuns, Hyundais. Brie likes to get on Trade Me and rank by lowest price first. We've only got time to take one more,

so we're just going to talk to Sean. Hey, Sean. Hi, Sean. Hey. Are you a one type? Just one, and my wife was more than one, but I never asked how many because I didn't want to know. Good idea, Sean.

Never ask. Are you not a little bit curious? Oh, totally. But then you not a little bit curious? Oh, totally. But then I'd get a little bit jealous and then I'd yeah, you don't want to go entering those thoughts in your head. Yeah, I agree. You don't want to know. Sean, I want to know how old you were when you met her.

Well, when we met, I was 26 and we got married when I was 27. You must have been pretty good. Right. For someone who had no experience. Religious thing, Sean? Well, yeah, a little bit of both. Yes, it was. But my dad had always said,

look, only ever sleep with someone that you'd marry. Yeah. Okay, yeah. Dad had said that, and he's not religious, but he said that from a young age. And being up from Southland, you had to be real careful anyway because it could be your cousin,

it could be your sister, you never know. Well, you really don't. You wait for the DNA test to come back, and then you go, okay, it's all good. You probably dodged a bullet there. And if you're holding any seminars where you're speaking on self-control, I'll be there. A special release from ZM's brain, Clint. The Sexy Podcast.

What is the Viagra of vegetables? What is the vegetable that is going to turbocharge your bedroom experience? Don't they say oysters are an aphrodisiac? Yes, they do say that about oysters. Do they say that about any other food? Um, I don't know. What food gets you, Randy? Up until now, I'm not 100% sure. The latest people to claim the superpowers of their particular food are the New Zealand asparagus growers industry,

who have said that the long, stiff root vegetable has some amazing side effects in the bedroom. Well, I mean, I read this, and asparagus is coming back into season. Yes. And obviously the farmers want us to buy asparagus. Yes, they definitely do. So, I mean, good promotion for asparagus. Right, even if it is just a rumour.

Well, I've just googled what foods get you randy. Yes. And asparagus is on the list. Asparagus is on the list. Well, it says, yeah, that it's an aphrodisiac alongside oysters. Yes. And asparagus is on the list. Asparagus is on the list. Well, it says, yeah, that it's an aphrodisiac alongside oysters. Yes. Avocado. Avocado.

Avocado is on the list. Yeah. Matcha powder. Okay. Which, I mean, that's. Yeah. And ginger. Okay.

So a bit of ginger crunch. Yeah. A matcha latte and an asparagus roll and time for a bit of How's Your Father. Pull the curtains. Put a bit of ginger crunch A matcha latte And an asparagus roll And time for a bit of How's your father Pull the curtains Put a bit of avocado on there Put a sock on the door

And we are all go This is what the avocado growers No avocado growers The asparagus growers Of New Zealand have said Yeah They've said Cultivated by early civilizations

Asparagus was a favourite Of Julius Caesar Among many others Famed not only for its flavour But but also its rumoured health benefits, particularly as an aphrodisiac. Now, we know Julius Caesar was a randy man. Was it all down to asparagus? Hard to tell.

Hard to tell, really. Well, you know the saying. What's that? Because they say, you know, an apple a day... Keeps the doctor away. And you know what they say the saying is for asparagus? What's that? A bunch of asparagus a day doesn't

keep the boner at bay. Only if you take it out of the pot before it goes floppy though. Exactly. You've got to consume your avocado firm. This will be firm. A special release from Zinam's brain clint. The sexy podcast.

An article everyone is talking about that was everywhere on the news websites today was an article that was done with a woman by the name of Erica Lust. Yeah. And fitting name for Erica Lust because she is actually someone who directs adult films. Oh, yeah. Yep, so she's in that business.

And look, if you do have little ears in the car, this might be a good time to maybe switch off for a couple of minutes. We'll try and be clever about it. But we will. We're not going to, you know, we're going to talk around it. So Erica Lust, did you say? Erica Lust. Makes adult films. Yeah, so she's the did you say? Erica Lust. Makes adult films.

Yeah, so she's the direct. No, she doesn't make adult films. She directs them. Yeah, so she makes them. I get what you're saying. You know what I'm saying? There's an important distinction that needs to be made. She directs them.

She directs them. Anyway, in the article, they ask her about, you know, what do you think are people's biggest fantasies? Oh, what sort of storylines do they want to see in their films? Well, yeah, pretty much. And, I mean, she has her website, and this is the reason why she knows this. What's her website, just for research purposes? It's called X Confessions.

Yeah, gotcha. Where people can send in their fantasies. Okay. Do you want to hear what tops the list? Yeah. And this is for? Males and females? I think that's a good question.

Because I feel like that would be drastically different. Well, think about who watches that kind of stuff probably the most. So it's probably more males and females, but a mix of both. Yeah. Anyway, she says most of the time it's where that activity. Yeah. Instead of, you know, say you've got a play date. Yeah.

And you go with one person. Yeah. You might meet up with a third person. Oh, okay. I see. So you go on a three-person play date. Yeah. I know exactly what you're saying. That's one of the ones at the top of the list. That's one of the top ones. Yes. So you go on a three-person play date. Yeah, I know exactly what you're saying.

So that's one of the ones at the top of the list. That's one of the top ones, yeah. Yes. It's a classic. And then say there's three on the play date. Yeah. And then say you invite maybe a couple more people to come on the play date. Oh, a couple more.

So it's like a group play date. Yeah. That's on the list. Like a whole playground situation. Yeah. Yeah. Anyone's playing together. Everyone's having a turn on the merry-go-round, you know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's on the list. Yeah, respectfully. Yeah. And then it gets a bit, I don't know how to get around this one. Say you're on a play date. Yeah. And you decide you want to play cowboys

Yeah And you might have What's something you might have if you're rounding up cattle? A gun No, no, no Or a whip So you might have a whip Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha

To round up the cattle Or you might have maybe a horse thing Yeah, and you need something to keep the horse under control So you might have like a bridle. So you might have reins. Yeah, you might have reins. And you might have one of those things you hit the horse with, which is terrible.

And sometimes your horse says a bit too much back to you, so you need a ball gag. Yes. It's actually called a bit. A bit, that's the word I was going to use. It's called a bridle. So you put a bridle on the horse. Very interesting.

So those are the top three. And there's one more that she mentioned. I think we've done pretty well so far. Yeah. Talking code. The last one is where, you know, how do I get around this? These are the top genre requests from an adult film director. Top fetish.

Yeah. Just get it out. Well, I wouldn't say that when we're talking about this. Oh, this is an easy one to get around. Top thing that people want. Yeah. Infidelity. Cheating.

Oh, okay. Right. Okay. That one wasn, okay. Right. Okay. That one wasn't dirty at all. Yeah, no, that's why I was like, oh, this is an easy one to get around. All right, well, you've obviously done your research, so we appreciate that.

So imagine... Not on the work Wi-Fi, hopefully. A cowboy with multiple other friends in a shootout, and they're all cheating on their wives.