ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint - Special Edition Summer Podcast 3

Episode Date: December 11, 2019

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Kia ora everybody and welcome to another special summer Bree and Clint podcast. Yeah, wherever you are, I hope you're having a nice holidays or maybe you're listening to this in prison. Yeah, or in prison. Hopefully you're under the ocean. Yeah, wherever you are. Maybe you're listening to this under the ocean. These are the special edition podcast for the holidays. You have tuned in to the Mama Di edition. All the times my mum has been on the show. And we have tormented her. I believe her rendition of Ariana Grande's Thank You Next is on here.

I hope so. The time we stitched her up with Game of Thrones. What else? She is the matriarch of our show, and we are lucky to have her, and we are in negotiations with her at the moment about her making a return to the show in 2020. Her price has gone up quite a lot. It has. I mean, she charges a fair bit.

It's now, you know, two Ed Sheeran CDs. Which is why we've got to milk these best ofs as much as possible. Here you go. Here's the Mum and Di special edition Bree and Clint podcast. Special release from ZM's Bree and CDs. Which is why we've got to milk these best ofs as much as possible. Here you go. Here's the Mumma Di special edition Bree and Clint podcast. Special release from ZM's Bree and Clint. The Mumma Di podcast. Hey, before we were talking about Oprah, who has released on her social media in the last couple of days that she did the In My Feelings challenge.

Hmm. We all remember that. Yeah. From about a year ago. Welcome to early, early last year, Oprah. We all remember the In My Feelings Challenge where they get out of the car and they dance to the song In My Feelings. It was huge. It was massive. Yeah. It was a big deal. Either Oprah missed it or she's just been taking a while to get hers ready.

She's a little bit late to the party. A little bit late to the party. Like a little bit late to the party. I thought it'd be a good idea this afternoon to test someone from Oprah's generation about millennial things that are happening. And someone that I know that's in Oprah's generation is my mother. Hello, Mama Di. Hi, guys. She doesn't know what's happening.'s generation, is my mother. Hello, Mama Di. Hi, guys.

She doesn't know what's happening. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Yeah. Brie has just said that you are in Oprah Winfrey's generation. Is that a fair comment? Oh, I don't know. I think so.

She's 64. Oh, come on. I'm not that old. You're getting She's 64. Oh, come on. I'm not that old. You're getting there, Mum. You're getting there. You turned 60 last year. It's all downhill from 60. You were sworn not to even mention that one more time.

Now, there's a reason why, Mum, we've gotten you on this afternoon because I told Clint a story off the air about how over the holiday break I heard you trying to use the word lit. Oh, well, you have to go with the flow, don't you? You do have to go with the flow. You're absolutely right. Now, is that true? Did you try and use the word lit in a sentence over the holidays?

Yeah, I have to admit I did did and it didn't come out very well because everyone seemed to be laughing so much. That's not fair. Did she get the context wrong? No, she got the context right, I'm pretty sure. I can't remember exactly what she said now because we were all just dying of laughter. But, you know, you're pretty up with the times, Mum.

We thought we could test you this afternoon. Oh, no. On millennial things. Oh, no. You'llial things. Oh, no. You'll be fine. You should be doing this with your father. You'll be fine. Clint, what's the first one we have for us?

Okay, Mama Di. Do you know what the Bird Box Challenge is? Bird Box Challenge. Oh, no. Is that where you put a good-looking girl in a box or something? Can you choose that? No idea, mate. You know what?

Yep. That's exactly what it is. Mum, it's crazy, but you nailed it. Are you kidding me? Yeah, no, I'm not. Mumma Di, next one. You're doing very well. You're one from one so far.

Do you know what earpods are? Earpods. Are they earplugs that you use or something? It's pretty good. I don't know. That's close. We'll give you that. They go in your phone?

Yeah. You've absolutely nailed it. They're headphones. I mean it this time. You've actually nailed it. Mum? Yeah, I did see them somewhere. No, she didn't. The next one. What is a lime scooter?

A lime scooter. Is that a form of a cocktail? Yep. Yep. That's what got you lit. That's exactly what it is. Are you kidding me? You'll know this one. Bree's put this on the list, but I think you'll know this one. What is an Uber?

It's a generic taxi. Yeah, that's absolutely right. You nailed that one. Yep, I know. Mum, if I said to you, I'm going to airdrop you something from the iCloud, what am I doing? You're dropping something out of the computer into my email. I don't know. Yeah.

No, that's pretty much. Pretty good. Pretty much. You know what? Yeah. You basically got 100% there. Wow. We're making it worse.

Oh, dear. Now, to take us out, please use the word lit in a sentence. I'm absolutely lit that you guys rang me today. There you go. Stealing it. Bitter than Oprah. Special release from Zinam's pre-incluent. The Mama Di podcast.

I mean, what is going on at the moment? Everyone here in New Zealand is talking about this measles outbreak. I mean, measles back in when I was younger, we were all scared of chickenpox. Yeah. And measles was kind of like the back thing because everyone was vaccinated. Everyone was vaccinated.

You were pretty safe. It was on the verge of being an extinct disease. Yeah. So we never really knew it growing up. Well, I didn't. Did you? I just knew that we had to have shots for it. Yeah.

And that if we had it, we'd be fine. MMR, measles, mumps and rubella. That's the immunisation that you got. And you get two for measles, right? You get one when you're like really young and then you get one. And then you get a booster. And then you get a booster shot.

Well, these days you get a booster. And that's why I think they've come out and they've said that people born between 69 and 92. Which is both you and I. It's you and me. Yeah. You might not be immunised to the level that you need to be

because you might not have got the booster. So you need to check with your doctor. See. Or your mum. I'm pretty sure I had both. But we did something to my mother earlier this afternoon, which, look, the measles thing, very serious, get vaccinated. It's important.

We decided. This is mean. We decided. This is rough. We decided to call my mum and I was going to tell her that we were getting blood tests here at work to see if we'd been vaccinated or not. And I called her earlier this afternoon to tell her that I hadn't been vaccinated.

And we thought she was an anti-vaxxer. Take a listen. Hello? Mum? Yes? I'm just sitting here at work. They're freaking out a little bit because we're all having blood tests here. Have you heard about the measles outbreak?

Yes, I have. Okay. So we've all just had blood tests to see if we've been vaccinated or had our second vaccinations done, and my blood test has just come back, and apparently I haven't had any vaccinations for measles. Well, you have. Well, my blood test is saying that I haven't,

and the blood test doesn't lie, so now they're freaking me out. Like, they're freaking out. I think they're going to have to put me in isolation. Why, though? Why do they have to put you in isolation? You haven't got the measles. Yeah, but they're saying because I haven't been vaccinated, if I do, I mean, they're saying it's so viral that you can pick it up and then I can infect other people. They're freaking out. Well, you better have the vaccination done then.

See, the problem... If you've been vaccinated, I've got your records here. Are you sure I was vaccinated? I'm 1,000% sure. Are you sure it was for the measles? Because they're saying I can't even do the show today. They're saying I've got to go home right now. Yeah, but why can't you?

You haven't got measles. Well, either... I don't know. I don't know what's happened, but they're saying that I might not be able to come to work for three weeks. What? I just don't get it. You know, like.

Mum, let's be real. Mum, if you, you can tell me the truth, though. If you're a secret anti-vaxxer, you can tell me. I'm not a secret anti-vaxxer, you can tell me. I'm not a secret anti-vaxxer. I was the opposite. God. I'm in big trouble, Mum. People are chanting, like...

People are chanting. You're full of it. Hold on, wait. My nurse is here. He wants to talk to you. Is he nice looking? Hello, Mrs. Thomasel. Yes, Clint.

I've just finished giving your daughter a full physical, which is one of the highlights of my day. We have to ask you straight. Are you a bloody anti-vaccer? No, I'm definitely not an anti-vaccer. All right. Good. Good.

All right, Mum, I'm off to infect some people. Bye. Love you. Jesus, Brianna. That poor woman. Good to know you're covered, though. Honestly. Go and get immunised, everybody.

Do it. Do your responsibility, please. Special release from ZM's pre-inclined. The Mama Di podcast. Go on, welcome in our special guests. Welcome my mum and dad into the studio. Hello, New Zealand. Hi, guys. How are you going? guests welcome my mum and dad into the studio hello new zealand hi guys how long did it take you guys to get here in a cab uh it took us three hours in the plane and two hours in the cab

jeez louise but we had a wonderful cab driver ravine was a nice guy he really was yeah he was one making friends already yeah big steve to me before, I heard your impression of me when I was in the car. You did an impression of my dad. And now I'm frightened. Yeah. It's really good to finally meet you guys. Obviously we've had you guys on the show before. I've never met you. I've never actually seen you guys in person.

I know, but it seems like I know you, Clint. Yeah, same. Yeah, I know the feeling. And have you guys met Bree? Oh, basically, yeah. A long time ago. Watch out. I mean, yeah, it's weird. Yeah, I know the feeling. And have you guys met Bree? Hi, guys. Basically, yeah. A long time ago. A long time ago. Watch out.

I came out of your vagina. Oh, Brianna. Honestly, no. I shouldn't say that on the radio. No, you shouldn't. It's true. It is fact. It's really good to have you guys here, though,

because, I mean, it's Thursday, and on Thursday one of our biggest features happens, and we've been wanting to get you guys a part of it for a long, long time. This is legit. The producers love this segment. We love this segment. The listeners love this segment.

Should we just kick it off? Let's kick it off. Let's kick it off. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment. This is a Thursday Okie. I love Thursday Okie. It's the best. I listen every Thursday.

I never miss Thursday-okey. Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Thursday again. Now welcome this week's celebrity guests. All the way from Stanthorpe, Australia, Bree's parents, Mama Di and Big Steve. Yay! Woo-hoo!

We're here, we're here. So it's a simple game where we get celebrities in every week and they sing songs live on the radio. Most of the time they are celebrity singers. Yeah. But, you know, we've had everyone. We're close, we're close. And we've heard that you guys are good too.

So the first song is ready for you. Oh, no. They've both got microphones that it's like they're singing. This is going to be a good time, New Zealand. The first song we've got for you guys is a duet, which, I mean, Big Steve, who would you say out of you and mum is the better singer? Oh, definitely me. When you guys are ready, hit that space bar and follow along with the words.

You know how karaoke works. All right, guys. Here we go. Oh, what a classic. Oh, I want to do it. Here we go, guys. It's Thursday Okie, everyone. Baby, when I met you, there was peace unknown. Come on, man. I set out to get you with a fine tooth comb.

I was soft inside, but there was something going on. I hope the music's in the background. Come on, Mum. We can't hear you, Mum. You do something that I can't explain. Yes. Hold me closer and I feel no pain. It's painful Here comes a nice big chorus.

Oh my God. Everyone join in. We're all joining. When the love in blame It's required It's a dedication All this love we need Come on, no more, no more, no more.

We're riding together. Mum's getting into it now. Making love with each other. Uh-huh. I'm within the stream. That is what we are. No one in between. How can we be wrong?

We're out of time. Sail away with me to another world. And we'll rely on each other. Come on, guys. Oh, that was just sub. That was really, honestly. That was. Do you want my honest opinion?

That was. I'm sure we'll get it anyway. It was absolutely crap. That was disgusting. I agree. I apologise, New Zealand. Yeah, me too. We'll go home now.

See you later. Thirsty Okie is actually a two-song segment. It is a two-song segment. We love to play two songs, and I think out of the two, I think out of the two, Mumma Die, You Really Shine. Didn't she really put her all into it? Oh, no. Yeah, we're just getting into it.

No, Brianna, honestly. Big Steve, you take a rest. I'll have a rest. You've earned a rest. No, you have to stay here. When you're ready, though, you push bass bar for Mama Di. Can I just say, though, we need to – did you – It's all ready to go.

Did she know the song? We didn't grab that, did we? No, we didn't grab that. You know, Mum, how I've gotten you to do some modern songs. Oh, my God. That's right. Some modern songs back in the day. Oh, my God.

And you love Ariana Grande. She loves to say her name too. Ariana Grande. Who? Ariana Grande. Actually, your brother's got a big crush on her. On who? On who?

Arianda Grande. Oh, be quiet. Be kind. This is song two for Thursday Okie. Push that space. Oh, we're off. When the drums kick in, it's all you, Mama Di. Stop watching. My, we're off. When the drums kick in, it's all you, mum and daddy. Stop watching.

My neck is flossing. Make big deposits. My gloss is popping. You like my hair? Gee, thanks. Just bought it. I see it, like it. I want it.

I got it. I want it. I got it. I want it. I got it. I want it. I got it. I want it. I got it. You like my hair? Gee, thanks. Just bought it. I want it. I got it. I want it. I got it. I want it.

I got it. You like my hair? Gee, thanks. Just bought it. I see it. I like it. I want it. I got it.

It's a custom stuff. Wearing a ring, but ain't got to be no missing. Brought matching diamonds for six of my beaches. She got me, Dom. That'll do all right. My God. Mum, you just dumped. That'll do all right. Oh, my God. Mum, you just got taken over. You were possessed.

Yeah, you were possessed by who? What's her name? Aranda Grande. By the way, guys, that's not a real segment. Oh, Brianna. I can do anything but sing. Special release from Zinem's Breen Clint. The Mumma Di podcast. I can do anything but sing. It's the show that's on everyone's lips at the moment. Game of Thrones Season 8 comes out next week.

It's the final season and people are fizzing for it. Yeah, they're like feature-length episodes. Each episode is like the length of a movie. People love it. One person in particular that I know loves this show is my mum and my dad also. They watch it together. They love it.

They can't get enough. They've tried to rope me in a few times. I said, no thanks. They love this show. They also, I know for a fact, watch pirated episodes. Yeah, I found that weird when you told me because I don't know too many baby boomers who are good with downloading TV shows.

It's not them. They have a dealer, I like to call him. His name is Aramis Volpato. He lives down the road from my mum and dad. Oh, right. Aramis Volpato. He's very Italian. God, he even sounds illegal.

He gives these episodes to my mum and dad on a USB and they think they're real hip because they're watching it early or they don't have to pay for the episodes. They think they're really cool. I thought it'd be a great idea to call my mum this afternoon and stitch her up with a fake person from the Australian Film and Television Protection Commission and tell her that she's been caught

for watching these illegally downloaded episodes. God, you're cruel to your mum. But I'm keen. Let's do it. Hello? Oh, hello. Is this Diane Tomasel? Yes, it is. Diane, hi. My name's David Carter. I'm from the Australian Film and Television Protection Commission.

How are you? Yes. Yeah, good, thank you. Great to hear. Diane, we run regular audits at the Protection Commission here on internet usage around the country. Your IP address has been flagged as holding video content, which is protected under Australian law.

I'm just ringing for an initial consultation regarding this. Would this be correct? Look, I've got no idea what kind of content you'd be talking about, to be honest. Well, specifically, the alleged material relates to Game of Thrones Season 5, Episode 6. The audit has shown this in your possession. Would that be correct?

I might have looked at a trailer of it, but I haven't done anything else. This specifically says an episode of the program has been viewed on your personal computer. Do you believe there's more than that one episode that you would have in your possession? Probably no, because I would have only looked at the trailers of Game of Thrones, to be honest. It's interesting because the modem in this situation doesn't lie. It comes back to your IP address,

which links to your physical home address as well. And there's quite a heavy fine which does come through with these sorts of cases. Another name that comes as part of our investigation, Aramaeus Volpato. Yep I know Aramaeus very well. Does that have some connection with this alleged offence? No, not that I know of. Because Game of Thrones episodes come with a cost, a fine rather of $15500 per episode.

What? Yes, yeah. Yeah, I didn't view any of the series. I viewed the trailers, but not the series. I mean, on, you know, roughly how many episodes would you imagine you'd viewed? Well, to be honest with you, I've probably only viewed them say six episodes probably at the most. So we're looking at about $6,000 there.

Are you kidding me? I mean, they're already out. Unfortunately, it's the law. Well, I think I've got most of the information I need now. I'll just pass you over to my supervisor to read the Privacy Act to you and then we'll come back for further consultation.

Yes, hello, Miss Thomas. Rihanna, Let's pass you over to my supervisor to read the Privacy Act to you, and then we'll come back for the consultation. But honestly... Yes, hello, Miss Thomas... Thomas? Rihanna? Are you fair dinkum? This is Alistair's supervisor. Oh, I know what I'm going to do with that supervisor. Miss Thomas, this is the supervisor's supervisor.

Have you streamed any nude movies? You pig. You're in trouble, Mum. Aramis and you are going down. No, we're not. Aramis didn't do anything for me. Just to clarify, Mum, was it only the trailers that you viewed? That is actually fair dinkum.

That's right. Those really, really long, full episode length trailers, eh? Mum, hook, line and sinker, thanks for coming. Oh, Brianna. Bye. See ya, bud. Love you. Did your mum just call you a pig?

Yeah. Twice. You nailed that. Special release from ZM's Bree and Clint. The Mama Dive Podcast. Biggest TV show at the moment. Big Bang Theory. We've talked about this.

I know you love Big Bang Theory, but it's not the biggest show in the world. I hate that show. I know you're a big fan, but it's only you. Do you want me to release some other details about you like I did last night? Yeah, let's move on.

Biggest show at the moment is Game of Thrones. It's huge. Can't get away from it. Even if you don't watch it, you can't get away from it. It is every meme. It is every workplace conversation. It is everything at the moment. The last ever season I've seen on social media,

the last episode apparently was the most crazy, ridiculous episode ever. Yeah, but you didn't see it. No, because I've never seen Game of Thrones. Your mum's a big fan though, isn't she? Huge. Her and my dad fizz for this show. They just love it. They get together and they watch their pirated.

It's their thing. They probably watch it naked. You know? Game of Thrones style. One time my mum forced me to watch an episode and we're sitting there and all of a sudden there's like incest on this tv and i'm like what are you guys making me watch what have you guys got into since i left weird anyway had an idea um my mum hates spoilers everyone hates spoilers everyone hates a spoiler despises it What if we gave her a call and we gave her a fake Game of Thrones spoiler?

Yeah, she wouldn't. Yeah. This is mean because she wouldn't know. She would just, she wouldn't know. Earlier today, I called my mother and. This is a fake spoiler, by the way. Don't worry if you haven't seen Game of Thrones. This is a fake spoiler.

We've never seen Game of Thrones. Never seen it. This is a fake spoiler by the way Don't worry if you haven't seen Game of Thrones This is a fake spoiler We've never seen Game of Thrones Never seen it This is a fake spoiler My mum She doesn't know that Hello Hi mum How you going?

Good I was just talking to Alan And his mum is trying to organise this Electrical stuff for him as well at the moment Yeah And apparently it needs to be in, like, really soon. When I had a look at the postal, to request a postal vote, it has to be in very soon, otherwise it's going to be too late.

Yeah, Alan and I were just talking about it, so, yeah, I'll do it when I come home next. Also, have you seen the latest episode of Game of Thrones? My word, I have. Holy shit. Did you see that coming? No, I didn't. Aiden did. I bloody didn't. But I didn't see it coming. I had to watch it for work because we're doing this promo thing. I couldn't believe I did not see coming that Daenerys was going to die. Daenerys? She didn't

die. Yeah Yeah she died She fell off her dragon Flying into battle No she didn't Wait She was with their No yeah In episode four

The latest episode That's come out She dies Brianna I haven't seen episode four I've only seen episode three For God's sake Don't tell me what's going on With episode four I've only seen episode three. For God's sake, don't tell me what's going on with episode four.

I've only seen episode three. Oh, my God. We get them early. Are you kidding me? Are you just... I've been watching that for nine years and you've just told me what happened. I tell you what, I'm just about ready to get on a dragon and come over there. I actually feel really, really horrible now.

I didn't mean to do that. Nine years. Nine years, Brianna. Fair dinkum. Look, I'm ready. Also, so Jon Snow doesn't die, but he gets really bad diarrhoea in the last episode. She hasn't even seen it she

sorry she hasn't even seen it she's hi mumma diet Clint she's so full of shit and you're handling this so well

I'm in the bloody hospital trying to keep quiet and it's echoing down the bloody you know what she's doing someone tried to spoil Avengers Endgame for her this week so now she's made it her life's mission

to ruin everything for everybody else. I don't know shit about Game of Thrones, Mum. That was all load of bullshit. That's not what happened. She hasn't seen it, okay? Daenerys could die though. She could die. It's Game of Thrones. Anyone could die. And dragons are very unpredictable, Mum.

Oh, it's going to be unpredictable because you're off the Christmas list. Yeah. Bye, Mum. Love you. Jesus. I love Clint. Bye. Special release from ZM's Breen Clint.

The Mumma Die Podcast. Every year, the government releases a budget. Now, stick with me. I know this is boring politics chat. Every year they put out a document basically says how they're going to spend all your tax money. And this year it includes a big improvement for the gold card, the super gold card.

Okay. Which is the best part of getting old. You get a card when you retire, which means you get like free buses, cheap food. They can go to Waiheke Island for free. That's good, right? It's awesome. They're moving to Waiheke Island for free. That's good, right? It's awesome. They're moving the gold card to be an app.

So with that comes complications because if you're old, you need to know how to work an app. And that means you need a smartphone. What's my password? So with that, they're also investing $600,000 into what they're calling digital literacy training for the older generation, which is good, right? Which is what all of us here, millennials, do for our parents anyway. Pay us the money, government.

We are teaching the older generation. Yeah. Hopefully it pays off and you get less calls about how to work the smart function of the TV. Yes. But it remains to be seen yet. Look, I feel like I should audition because I feel like I can make some extra money. If the government are investing, someone's got to teach them. Yeah. I feel like I want to call my mum right now as an audition and I'm going to try and get her to do some stuff with her smartphone.

Oh, okay. I'm going to try and teach her some technology. She's not too good with it? She's not the best. Does she have a touchscreen phone? She does. So that's a start. Let's see how she goes with downloading a photo, etc, etc. Rana.

Hi, Mum. How are you going? Not too bad. Hey, we're just about to start the show but I need your help real quick on something. Yes, what's that? We need that photo that Ellie sent to you yesterday. She said that she sent you a photo. Yeah, look, I don't know if it came through, to be honest, but I'll check it now.

Okay. So go into, put me on speaker. Okay. Yeah, something's come through. Okay. It looks like a photo. Right, so I need you to go to that photo. Wait a minute, where did it go?

Yeah, here we are. Oh, yeah. Okay, so I need you to save that photo to your camera reel. My camera reel. Oh, for God's sake, Brianna. Honestly. Do you know how to do that? No, I don't.

So I've got the photo in front of me. What do I press then? So I think you press hold down. So hold it down. So hold. Yeah, and it becomes big. I know that. Yes.

And it becomes more copy save. So save. Save, yeah. Save. So that should go into your camera reel. It didn't go anywhere. So go into where you look at your photos. Okay, I'll have a look and see if it's gone in there.

Yeah, I've looked at it. Oh, yeah, it went into my photos. I didn't know that. Amazing. Now I need you to get onto your email. Yeah. Can you open your email on your phone? Yes.

It's message mail. Mail. That's the one? Yes. So you need to send it to Ellie. So E-L-L-I-E. Yes. Dot.

Yes. Harwood. H-A-R-W-O-O-D. H-A-R. Yes. W-O-O-D. At. At.

N-Z-Me. n-z-me. E-n-z. No, n-z-m. Oh, n. Yeah, n. N-z-me, m-e. m-e.co.nz. .nz, yep. Yep, and then I need you to add the photo into the email

It's already going, it's already going to go with it Okay, there's invalid address There's not appeared to be a valid email address Do you want to send it anyway? Can I just, hi, mum and dad, it's Clint How you going, mate? Going good I just wanted to check

What frame rate did you set the photo to? What? What? What? What? What resolution have you set the photo at? What frame rate? What do you mean, what frame rate?

What resolution? How do I check resolution? Oh, wait a minute. I didn't put a comma on the end of it. That might have been the problem. Wait a minute. I'll have to start again. All right.

Start again. I'm supposed to be meeting your father for lunch. All right. We got to go to a song, but we'll come back to you, okay? We'll come back. Really? So hold there for a second. Hold there.

We'll give you a minute. I'm begging a second. Zeddy and Bree and Clint, you just joined us. We left you with Mama Di, who's trying to send us an email of a photo from her phone. She's struggling. Are you still there? I'm still here. How'd you go?

What do you mean, how did I go? I think I had a comma at the end. It said something about the framework or something. So did you send the photo or not? No, it said it wouldn't send. Hey, Mum, don't worry about it. We've actually already got the photo. It's all good.

Oh, Brianna. We'll just use the one we've got, eh? I mean, your one would have been nice. Thanks, Clint. Thanks for that. I was just waiting. How much of my life then? It was nothing.

I'll never get that 15 minutes back. Maybe the bet rate was too high. Don't worry about it. Love you. Bye, Mum. See you. Love you, guys. Sounds like that training couldn't come soon enough, to be honest.

Not long ago. Special release from ZM's Bree and Clint. The Mumma Di podcast. Time for some generic weather chats where we talk about the weather on the radio. It's chat you have in an Uber or an elevator when you're talking to a stranger and you've got nothing else to say. If you don't know the person super well, talk about generic weather chat.

But I don't mind it when the weather is not so generic like it is at the moment. God, we are getting some weather. There's a tornado that's hit Northland. It's ripped the roof off 10 houses. There's bloody lightning here in Auckland. Lightning struck the tip of the Sky Tower. Just the tip.

And Wellington, flights are being diverted. I mean, that's every day for Wellington. That's unusual for Wellington, isn't it? Super weird, I know. So weird. But just be careful if you're out there at the moment. It's wild. I know.

And you know what they say? Drive to the conditions, and when they change, reduce your speed. Exactly. It is smart. But there's been no more wilder weather than in a little place in the country of Queensland called Stanthorpe. And we heard about this weather from our current and best weather lady in the biz, Mama Di. Good afternoon, Mama Di. Hi, guys. How are you going? Oh, you can hear that. Is it storming there at the moment, Mama Di. Good afternoon, Mama Di. Hi, guys.

How are you going? Oh, you can hear that. Is it storming there at the moment, Mum? Mate, there's rain coming in, so your father thinks it's raining gold. My dad's an apple farmer. Oh, raining gold. Yeah, he loves it.

Loves the rain. Loves a bit of rain. Gives the apples a wash. Yep. Waters the... I don't know how farms work. I was going to say, waters the trees, doesn't it? We're going to...

Oh, no, you go ahead, Mum and Dad. Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt the weather lady. Sorry, Clint. All I can say, mate, is money does grow on trees here, so we need the rain. Good one, Mum. Good one. Totally understandable.

Good from you, Mum. Yesterday was our first official live cross to Diane, Weather Lady. And we had a lot of feedback, including, damn, that weather girl sounds like an absolute dish. I can't see her, but did you hire her because of her looks? Sounds more like a chicken parmigiana to me. She sounds like a hot tamale. Mum, there's a lot of wild weather happening

in Stanthorpe where you are on the ground and we're about to cross live to you right now. Wild, wild reports coming out of country Queensland, Stanthorpe today and we're crossing live now to our weather girl on the ground, Duane. Hello, come in, Duane. Hi there, guys, down in sunny Auckland. Well, the weather here is overcast.

It's a bit of rain, but there's a huge cyclone forming. And it's half maroon and half blue, and the maroons are going to come on top. Is that a bit of state of origin included in the weather forecast today? State of origin chat. Oh mate, she's on. She's going to be on. Big Todd. We wanted you to talk about how cold it was

there this morning. Well, the dog bowl was frozen over this morning and there's a chance of blue hailstones. Your poor dog. Have you ever thought about moving that bowl inside so it doesn't have to drink so much ice? He's very dehydrated.

His poor tongue's stuck to the bowl. He's very good at butting his head there and getting the water out. Yeah, okay. What was the actual temperatures, Mum? Do you know how cold it was there in country Queensland this morning? Yeah, it was a bit warmer than yesterday.

It was around one degree and it's at a top of 10. All right, you want to sign us off? You want to do your big sign-off? Sign-off from dog bowl lady and the weather lady. Say back to you in the studio. Back to you in the studio Back to you in the studio Said it before and I'll say it again Hot She sounds hot

Good for ratings She sounds hot Special release from ZM's Brie and Clint The Mama Di Podcast One of the coolest families going around I feel Is the Will Smith family. The Will Smith family?

The Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith family. The Smith family. The Smith family. Yeah. They've got, what, their daughter, Willow. She whips her hair back and forth. She whips her hair back and forth. And, of course, his son, Jaden.

Can't sing a Jaden Smith song for you? He's got a few. Oh, he's got that one that goes, I can't live in. That's the one that he does. I am just an, I can't live in. The whip my hair back and forth was better. It was weird because they released this video, obviously Jada Pinkett Smith.

And then of course there's Will in West Philadelphia, bone and raised. You should have stopped. Wiki wow. Do Jada. Wiki wiki wow wow wet. I don't know what Jada's famous for. Is she an actress?

Oh, come on, mate. I don't know. I don't know. She's been in quite a few things. Okay. Good for her. She also does this thing on Facebook called Red Table Talk where she gets in celebrities and other people

and they talk about real kind of risque things. Like she had Jordan Woods, the best friend of Kylie Jenner who cheated on... She's kind of trying to do like a real honest and raw version of The View, isn't she? Yeah, kind of. And anyway, she had her daughter in to talk about all kinds of things but take a listen to this part.

Jada and Cammie, have you ever been interested in being in a thruple? Hell yeah. Hell no. I'm trying to stay open-minded, but my gut tells me this is a bunch of frackin' apples. So that was Jada Pinkett Smith talking to her daughter Willow about where there's three people involved in that activity. Yeah. That's awkward.

A triangle. That is so awkward. That's mother and daughter talking about that. It's cringetastic. So we decided. I don't want mum, if you're listening, I don't think you're planning on it. I don't want you to ever ask me about that. Yeah, no thanks.

That's why I made the call this afternoon to my mum asking her about it. Turn the tables. This is Mumadai. Hello? Hi, Mum. How does it feel to be champions? Feels good. Feels good. Very, very good. We feel dusty today.

I didn't know if you'd be doing the show. Yeah, no. If we do the crime, we do the time. Jeez, that's a bit slack on Ross. I mean, Jesus, what more does he want? I mean, we put up with him. Number one, you could have at least had the next day off. Come on, Ross. Well, technically, Mum and Di, our show didn't win.

We lost to the edge. Yeah. So I think that's right. No, you and Di, our show didn't win. We lost to the Edge. Yeah. So I think that's right. No, you didn't, Clint. Your station won the whole thing. So your show is one of the main portions of the whole thing. Yeah, good point. She does have a point. Good point.

After this call, we're going home. We're taking the rest of the day off. Good work. Mum, I have a quick question for you. Yep. A little bit awkward. Have you ever experienced a situation where you were in a bed and there was another person there and then you invited, say,

another person in to have fun altogether as three in a bed, you, two other people? It depends what you classify as fun, Brianna. Oh, okay. Because I've had four in a bed watching a great movie. Whoa! Wow. Four.

We don't want to know about the four. We're just asking about the three. I want to know about the four. We're just asking about the three. I want to know about the four. But, yeah, first of all, the three. Have you ever had adult fun times with more than one person in the bed? No, Brianna. Oh, come on. Jesus.

Are you really asking me that? And I don't want to know if you have either. Don't ask me. She has. No, I have not And I don't want to know if you have either. Don't ask me. She has. No, I have not. I don't actually know. Back to the foursome. Who?

Who was all there? I used to go on holidays with my mum, my beautiful mum, and Aidan, my son, of course, and Aidan's best friend. So the four of us used to – Brianna, fair dinkum. They were about nine years old. So the four of us used to all get into the – Now who's being inappropriate? Yeah, you're being inappropriate.

This is an inappropriate story. That was pretty much the only question I had for you. And also, did you end up plucking that black hair from your nipple? Oh, Brianna, for goodness sake. Bye, Mum. Oh. See ya. See ya.

The only reasons I'm going to be reasonable is because you're champion. Yeah. This is an award-winning phone call, this. Good to talk to you. Love you. Have a good weekend. Love you. Bye, Mum.

See ya. See ya, golden people. She's so nice. Even after we ask Love you. Bye, Mum. See you. See you, golden people. She's so nice. Even after we ask her those awful things, she still says that. Special release from ZM's Brain Client. The Mumma Di Podcast. So it was brought to my attention that someone in Australia has recently won $40 million in the lotto.

That's enough money to ruin your life. Yeah, it is. And apparently the $40 million hasn't been claimed yet. You know when you hear about that and you're always like, if you do have a ticket, you honestly believe it's you? I once had a ticket from the place that sold the $26 million ticket. Anyway, the ticket hasn't been handed in yet, but we thought let's give my mum a call who lives in Australia

and I figure I'm going to try and stitch her up and tell her that one of my childhood friends that still lives in the same country town that she lives in has won the $40 million and I've seen it online. Great idea. Give her a call. Okay, here we go. Does your mum like this person?

Yes. So she sees her at her local supermarket like every week. Hi, Rana. How are you going? Oh, my God. Mum, guess what? What? You know the $40 million that someone just won in Australia on Lotto?

Yeah. I've just seen, because we were looking up stuff for the show, like stuff to talk about, you know who's won that $40 million? Who? Katie Drage. No. She's won. Are you kidding me?

It says here Katie Drage from Stanthorpe, Queensland, has picked up the $40 million. No. My God. I'm so rapt. No, Brianna, honestly. I can't believe it. Have you talked to her?

Yeah, I only talked to her about a few days ago. She was in the deli. It says that she's only claimed it in, like, the last 24 hours. Oh, my God, Brianna. Can you imagine? I'm so happy for her. Oh, my God, Brianna. Can you imagine? I'm so happy for him. Oh, and Donna and Steve. Oh, and Michael.

Oh, my God. 40 million. Sure? It's her, Mum. I'm telling you, it's her. Oh, my God. I'm going to go around and see him. Mum, can you ask for some money?

No. No, Brianna ask for some money? No. No, Brianna. I'd never do that. Just a little bit. Just $1 million. I've got $40. No. They work hard, those people, Brianna.

Donna and, you know, Kate. Guess what the numbers. They work very, very hard. I can't believe. Oh, honestly. Guess the numbers. You've got to get her on the radio. I can't... Oh, honestly. Guess the numbers there was... You've got to get her on the radio. I know.

Well, have you got her number? No, but I can get it. Hold on, wait. I might have it here. Let me check. I'm just going to look up into contacts. Let me just see. Oh, yep.

I've got it here. This is a prank. Oh, yep, I've got it here. This is a prank. Oh, you fricking... Brianna, I really thought... Don't hold back, Mama Di. Say what you really think. Oh, you pig, Brianna. But, hey, are you still going to head around and congratulate them?

Wait till I tell her. She'll be, oh, Brianna. Don't tell her. The imaginations of Donna, you know, they bloody work so hard, those people. Mum, 40 million. Special release from Zinam's Breen Clint The Mumma Di Podcast

So Clint I got this text from my mum yesterday Mumma Di Yeah who we've got on the phone right now Hi mum Hi Mumma Di Hi guys how you going Good Beautiful people

Yeah I'm good mum But I feel like you're not so good Because you sent me a text yesterday saying that Dad has done something terrible and I think we should get him on the show because I want to find out what he's done. But he's not going to know that you're listening, okay? Okay, that sounds like a plan. Good. You've just got to be really quiet, all right?

I will. I'll find it difficult, but I will. Just bite your tongue. Yeah, if you feel like There's a point where You need to step in Then step in If you have to

Go for it But until then Maybe stick something In your mouth Okay Alright here we go Hello Steve is speaking Hi Dad it's me

Hey sweetheart How are you Good thanks Clint's here too G'day Big Steve How you going G'day mate how are you Yeah good Good good. Clint's here too. G'day, Big Steve. How are you going? G'day, mate. How are you?

Yeah, good. Good. Good to hear from you. Dad, I need to call you real quick because I got a pretty salty text message from Mum yesterday. Yeah, okay. Mum said... Should I be concerned?

I think you should be. You have a listen. I agree, Big Steve. What Mum said to me, she goes, you should ring your father about what he did for my birthday. Angry face, swearing face, angry face, angry face. And then I said, what did he do? And she said, you should ask him.

It was bloody disgusting. It wasn't that bad. It wasn't good, but it wasn't that bad. It sounds bad, though. It sounds bad. Because she sounds pissed, and we wanted to get it straight from you. And we don't know what you've done. No, we don't know.

Okay. What I did was, Sunday night, I made my mind up that the 13th was on Wednesday, not Tuesday. You just decided? I just decided the 13th is going to be Wednesday, because that probably suited my schedule better. Tuesday morning, I got up, had breakfast. I didn't say happy birthday. I honestly thought it was the next day. I didn't say happy birthday. I honestly thought it was the next day and didn't say happy birthday, anything. And off I went. So mum didn't say anything. Then she rang me up at 10 o'clock. She said, oh, would you like to have coffee?

And I said, oh, no, I'm pretty busy today. So I went, didn't have coffee, had a smoker, went home, had lunch as normal. I saw mum was a bit cranky. Hang on, who made lunch? Diane did. Dad! Yep. What are you doing? I saw she was a bit surly.

I thought, oh, Mum's not supposed to be feeling real well. But anyway, that's okay. Went back to work, did all that. Came home late. Over 35 years and you've finally, over 38 years and you've finally done it, Dad. You've forgotten her birthday. It was an honest mistake. That's what it was.

I'm telling you. Dad, we have spoken with the other party involved. And as the lawyers and negotiators between this case, we have come to a resolution. Okay. To make up for forgetting your wife of 38 years' birthday, you will now have to take her on a holiday to Italy. Okay, done. Mum!

I'm taking her away for the weekend this morning. Oh, yeah. I've heard that before too. The plaintiff now joins us live on the call as well. It's dying on the line. Oi, that's no good. Do you have anything you want to say, Dad? An apology, maybe?

I've apologised about 20 times. I'm sorry, sweetheart. I didn't mean it. Fair dinkum. Honest mistake. Seriously. Well, it's not so much the apologies, it's what you do afterwards. And he came home late last night and couldn't even be bothered to maybe cook tea or get tea

Okay, so I think you might be an orphan now. Yeah, I think so too. Go on, guys! So big news out of Australia today. This is exciting for one particular person in Sydney because they picked up $92 million in the lotto. Too much money. Is that the biggest?

That might be the biggest lotto win ever in Australia. It's definitely the biggest than we've had in New Zealand. Well, yeah. Oh, no, no. I think last week Trevor won $400 and a Ford Ranger. Okay. Well, that's pretty good. It's pretty good.

But 92 mil someone won on the lotto. Like I've said before, too much money, they'll ruin your life. Yeah, maybe, potentially. But do you remember the last time someone won, I think it was $40 million in the lotto in Queensland and I called my mum and I tricked her into thinking that it was one of my childhood friends, Katie Drage. Katie Drage!

No! She's won! Oh, I'm so rat! Oh, yep, I've got it here. This is a prank. Oh, you freaking... Oh, you pig, Brianna. You pig.

From your own mother. I had to break it to her that it was a joke Are you thinking what I'm thinking? I'm thinking round two Call the old bird Who's won it this time? Katie Drage Oh, Katie Drage again

Yeah, Katie Drage has won again God, she's so lucky I know, she just She's got the winning edge She's just got the winning edge, you know Hello Mum, you would not believe it. What?

Did you hear the $96 million or I think it was $92 actually, $92 million someone won in the lotto? Yes, Brianna. And it was Katie Drage, Mum. We've been through this before, Brianna. Jesus. No, for real this time. For real.

She's won 92 mil. No, I don't believe you, Brianna. You've done it. Jesus, Brianna. You've done it. Yeah, no. You've sucked him twice. Yeah, no, you're right.

No, she didn't win anything. Oh. You've done it. Finally, your own mother doesn't trust you. You're in trouble too, Clint. Finally. Why am I in trouble? It was his idea.

No. He said to me, he's like, oh, I love when you prank your mum. We should prank her again today. He loves it. Yeah, I'm sure of that. But guess what, Clint? Clint, mum, this is actually for real though. Clint won the lotto.

Yep, he won $26. About this time yesterday, we went into a bit of a Thomas L family Christmas dilemma. And it was the dilemma of my brother's dating this new girl. And she said to him that she wants to go away for Christmas. Not to see her family, just to go on holidays during Christmas. She wanted to rob you of your precious brother. I asked the question, was I being selfish?

Because, I mean, I never get to see him and it's the one time of the year where we're all together. And, I mean, they haven't even been dating a year. Wouldn't you want to make a good impression and bring him to the family Christmas? Yeah, you put your case across well yesterday and we had a lot of feedback. Anyway.

Most of it in support of you. There's been, um, what's the word? An update? An you. There's been, what's the word? An update? An update. There's been an update. Talked to my brother. He was very good about it. He said he wants to be at home for Christmas.

He said he was going to talk to his new girl. So he's going to put his foot down? He's going to talk to his new girlfriend and they're going to come to an agreeance on something. Agreeance being what you want. Hopefully. Good result for you. Let's call my mum just to see where she's at with the whole thing.

Sure. And maybe play a bit of a joke on her and say that because my brother's not coming to Christmas. I'm not coming either. Oh, you're evil. Okay, let's give it a go. Hi, Rana. Hi, mum. How are you going, mate? Oh, not too bad. A bit

tired. I got a bit of bad news. Nothing too bad. Oh, what? Don't worry. Nothing too bad. I actually, so I made a bet with Clint. It was like a couple of weeks ago. You know when we were talking about Aidan maybe not be, he might not be at Christmas because him and Kim wanted to go away. Yeah. Anyway, so I was telling Clint about that a couple of weeks ago and he's like, oh, well, it's not going to be the same. Like if your brother's not there, he's like, I'll bet you a thousand dollars. And we played this game where if I lost, I had to stay back over Christmas time and house sit for him with his cats.

But if I won, I would have got $1,000. Anyway, the results came out today and I lost. No. Well, too bad. I would say that you always have to pay your bets, but that one you're not paying. You can stay there over Easter. I shook on it.

No, Brianna. Well, okay, put his cats in cages and come over. Bring them with you. Oh, bring the cats with me. Yeah, bring them with you. We've already got enough cats. All the more the merrier. Yeah, they'll be right.

Yeah, but Aidan's not going to be there anyway. He is going to be there. What, so they've made a decision? Yes, they're going to be there anyway He is going to be there What, so they've made a decision Yes, they're going to be there Well now I've really stuffed up then, haven't I Because I thought he wasn't going to be there Well, who cares if he's there or not What about us?

Well he's the only one in the family What about the rest of the family? He's the only one that I like Oh Brianna, what a load of No, honestly. I'll put Clint on. You can talk to him about it. You're going to put my cats in cages?

Yeah, we're going to bring them over here for Christmas. Clint, they're going to have Christmas in Queensland. I tell you what, I'll let Brianna, I know how much Christmas means to you, I'll let her out of the bit, but it's going to cost you $1,000, okay? Oh, oh,

oh, well, she might have to look after me. Am I worth nothing to you, Mum? Nothing. How about we come over there and we'll all have Christmas over there and we'll all look after your cats and then we'll thrash your house and then come home. The booze is on Clint this year. Did I say booze or poos? I don't know what you said.

Both. Thanks, Mama Di. Special release from Zinam's Bree and Clint. The Mama Di podcast. The finale last night of Celebrity Treasure Island. We had the champion boxer. We had the champion boxer. We had the champion rugby league player. And we had the guy who's done a bit of weather stuff.

The boys are in! Sam Wallace and Shane Cameron. Hello, boys. Hello, hello, hello. How are we? Yeah, well, delighted. It was a hell of a night last night, wasn't it? And look, if you haven't seen it, we're about to spoil it for you. You've got three seconds to leave. Three, two, delighted. It was a hell of a night last night, wasn't it? And look, if you haven't seen it, we're about to spoil it for you.

You've got three seconds to leave. Three, two, one. Sammy Wallace. Yeah. $100,000 for Starship. Congratulations, bro. Thank you so much. And only two graves away was Shane.

He was knocking at the door. You were close. He was checking back and front. He was right there on my heels. If I'd have been literally 30 seconds later, you would have got there. You would have found it. Yeah, and it was either Bree or Matt said straight after, what did you think when you heard the clunk on top of the –

The treasure chest. What did you think when Sammy got it? I said, I wanted to knock him out. Can I just say – When he woke up, you you're like he didn't win and i said i wanted to knock him out but um as deaf as i am i heard the clunk on top of the thing and i knew that was it um look someone who is close to me who's been watching the show uh is my mum she hasn't seen the finale yet she doesn't know who wins She doesn't know who wins. She doesn't know who wins. She's been asking me all morning,

I need the link to this episode. Anyway, I thought it'd be fun, and Clint and I have decided we'll give her a call, and without knowing that you guys are here, we're going to ask her who she doesn't want to win. Look at her, Sam's looking at me like I don't know what she's going to say Well, do we?

Whatever you do, just do your best She's going to watch it tonight So no matter how low your feelings get Try not to reveal it to her Try not to reveal it Because then she will actually hear you Alright, so we're going to put in the call now So you guys aren't here

You guys aren't here She's very unfiltered, my mother, so I apologise in advance. Hello? Hey, Mum. How are you going? Good. Hey, did you get the link I sent you for the finale episode? No, I haven't got it yet.

Oh, okay. No, honestly, Brianna, if I don't get it soon, I'm going to just go on and track it down. All right, well, relax. I wanted to ask you because you're like one of the only people I know now that wouldn't know who won. I want to know from you, who don't you want to win? Oh, jeez.

No, I think they're all great, Brianna. I think they've all got great courses. Take the charities out of it. Based on what you've seen in the game, you need to say who most would you not like to see to win. Is it Shane Cameron or is it Sam Wallace? The least likely? Yes. I reckon Shane Wallace.

Hey, Mum and Dad, it's Clint. Hi, Clint. How are you going, mate? You've just put two of the people together. It's Shane Cameron and Sam Wallace. Which one did you mean? Shane's the boxer, isn't he? Shane's the boxer.

Do you not want him to win? Sam Wallace. No, Sam Wallace. You don't want Sam to win? Yes. Hey, hold on, Mum. I've just got someone here. Oh, no. Hello, sweetheart.

How are you? Oh, no. I was starting to believe in you there because what I felt is I felt the internet turn. I'm so sorry, Sam. No, let me reason with you. I felt like everyone hated me at the

start, but towards the end there, I thought people were starting to like me. Did he grow on you, Mum? Yeah, they all grew on me. I didn't believe you. Thank you very much, Shane Cameron. Thank you very much. Thank you very much.

Let me know your address and I'll send you a present. You're amazing. Absolutely amazing. Shane Cameron, Sam Wallace. Enjoy the finale, Mumma Di. Sorry, guys. All right. Well, Shane Cameron, Sam Wallace. Enjoy the finale, Mama Di. Sorry, guys. All right. Well, Shane Cameron, good to see you.

And Sam Wallace, congratulations. Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Or is that Shane Wallace? Shane Wallace. That's a hell of a combination of a person, isn't it? Both muscly, athletic, and arrogant. The weather's going to punch you in the face.

Special release from ZM's Brain Clint. The Mum-a-Die Podcast. Oh, hey, Bixby, what time is it? 4.20! 4.20? Jeez, that time again, is it? Yesterday at 4.20, we called my dad to ask him if he's ever smoked weed. Hey, Dad, it's me, Clint.20. Jeez, that time again, is it? Yesterday at 4.20, we called my dad to ask him if he's ever smoked weed. Hey, Dad, it's me, Clint.

Hello. Hey, just a quick question. Yeah. Have you ever smoked weed before? No. Never? Give me a beer. I'm drunk, he's that.

Yeah, so I think it's time we call my mum and ask her if she's blazed it. What do you think she's going to say? Yeah, 100%. You think she has? You know my mum, she's a big stoner. Oh, she's a buzzy chick. She is. All right, let's put in a call to Stanthorpe Country, Queensland, and ask Mama Di.

Hello? Mum, it's me. Oh, Rana, how are you going? Good. You're on the radio. Usually we don't tell you that, but Clint's here as well. Yeah, it's very upfront today because I've got to ask you some personal stuff. Hi, Clint. How are you

going? Hi, Mama Di. Miss you. Miss you both. You've got no idea. A bit of a personal question for you, Mum, and just remember you're on the radio. Have you ever smoked the gooch? No, I haven't. Do you know what a gooch is? Marijuana, isn't it? Well, according to

you, Bree, it is. A goochie gooch. You know, the part't it? Well, according to Bree, it is. A goochy gooch. You know, the part between the pee-pee and the bum hole. No. Brianna. She means to say hooch. That's disgusting, Brianna. Well, you call it the hooch, and I've got it mixed up.

The hoochy coochies. Hoochie coochie. She calls it that. That also sounds like private parts. Yeah. But no, no. The devil's lettuce. You know, to bookie thunder. Oh, Jesus.

Remember that time you said back in the 80s that you and dad got that blunt and you smoked it behind the shed? I did not. That was your father. So you're saying dad smoked weed? Well, he said he did it once. He only said that the other night. Did he?

Yes. I never knew that. We'll save Big Steve for another day. You stop using your husband as a human shield and you tell us the truth. It's 2019. We asked my dad yesterday and he said no. He said the hardest thing he's ever done

is half a bottle of Bacardi. What's the hardest stuff you've ever done, Mum? Okay, I can tell you straight away. I went to a soccer match with my brother-in-law, Ricky, and we were so bored that I decided I said to him, we'll have a drinking contest. Okay. And I ended up with eight double rums with no Coke and I couldn't walk. My mum had half a double black once a couple of years ago.

She threw up. Smirnoff. Yeah, she had half a double black. No. Hey, mum. The Indians that were drinking it with Brianna gave me a full bottle and then I thought there was eight Indians and there was only four. Mum, stop it.

Did you say double Indians? Mum, hey, I've got an idea. Clint, ready, go've got an idea clip. Yeah. Ready, go with me on this. Yeah. Hey, Mum, have you ever heard of cocaine? No, that sounds like something in Fiji or something.

No, have you heard of cocaine? Yes. What do you call it? Cocaine. Perfect. Can we chop that piece there and then go back and when I ask her what's the hardest stuff she's ever done, can we just put that down? No, Brianna.

Hold on, wait. Wait, Producer Ben's working on it. No, you're not going to do that. Hold on, wait. We've got it here. We've got a replay. You ready? We've got a replay.

What's the hardest stuff you've ever done, Mum? Cocaine. Oh, my God. I can't believe you just said that. I can't believe you've done cocaine. Mum. Cocaine. Oh, my God. I can't believe you just said that. I can't believe you've done cocaine. Mum. Yeah. Rihanna.

Lay off the snow, Mum. Jesus, don't do that. Lay off the snow. What do you know? That's all right. You're not in New Zealand. They can't arrest you. Well, there you go, you party animal.

Hey, one sleep till Christmas. Special release from Zinam's pre-inclus. The Mumma Di podcast. I want to tell you about a story. It involves my mum, Mum and Di, and Big Steve, who very exciting time for them last week. They've taken their first trip to Bali. Oh, baby boomers in Bali.

Yes, first trip to Bali. My Aunty Sherl and Uncle Tim went with them. It's the best way to do Bali as a group, I think. Yeah, best way to see Bali, I think. Anyway, my dad, I talked to him. They'd been there for a couple of days and I talked to my dad and he goes, I've got to tell you about this story that happened at breakfast and he couldn't tell me he was laughing so much

and I was like, oh, this is going to be good. Anyway, he said, you know, we'd been in Bali for a couple of days and we went to Potato Head Beach Club, which is a beautiful place right on the beach. He's like, we sat down for breakfast. We're all sitting there. You know, the lovely Balinese men are bringing us over drinks and they're bringing us menus and they're organising stuff for us.

Yeah. Anyway, one of the guys, one of the Balinese men, had some white marks on his forehead. Okay. And I think some other places on his face, but mainly his forehead he had these white marks, which in Bali, if you've never been, they actually get those white marks depending on the religion.

It's like to honour their gods. Yeah. It's kind of like a tattoo. Like how Catholics do Ash Wednesday. Or is this permanent? No, this is kind of like a bindi. Right. In India, it's permanent.

Oh, okay, sure, yeah. It's a permanent mark, but it looks, doesn't look perfect because it is something that they just do quickly. It's like a, you know, ceremonial thing. Is it permanent though? Yes. Or can you wipe it off? Oh, some aren't permanent. Anyway, by the by, it's there for religious

reasons. There for religious reasons and this guy comes over and my mum from country, Queensland, she's barely been overseas in the last 10 years. She was loving the lovely Balinese man who was giving her drinks and pineapple and everything.

She said, oh, she goes, wait, before you go, you've got something on your face. No. She licks her thumb. No. Tries to wipe it off and the guy goes, oh, oh. He goes, sorry, ma'am, that is for my gods. That's for my gods.

Which my mum replies and she was so embarrassed and felt so terrible and she replied with, oh, sorry, I thought it was coconut. And this is why my parents shouldn't be allowed in Bali alone. That's why baby boomers don't go to Bali. They go to Noosa. Go to Noosa, Mum. Go to Noosa. I don't want to go to Noosa.

Special release from ZM's Brie and Clint. The Mumma Di Podcast. Someone who makes quite a few appearances on our show is my mother, and she's back. Welcome to the show, Mama Di. Hi, guys. Hi, New Zealand. How's everyone going? Everyone is going great.

Look, Mum, we have had you on the show quite a few times. And look, a lot of the time, what would you say, Clint? We get her on for... You take the piss out of her for a laugh. Yeah. That's generally what happens. We've pranked you. We've had a laugh with you. We've made you sing songs for a laugh. We've done all... I guess people would say, not the nicest things. Yeah, we've got good value out of you so far. But it brings people joy, Mum.

True. As long as everyone gets a bit of a laugh out of it, that's the main thing. But obviously, this is the radio, but behind the scenes, my mum is probably one of the most important people to me in the whole world. I love you very much, mum. You've been going through, you know, something in our family that I've been quite upset about. And I know you have been quite upset about losing your dog recently. Oh, my, it's my Max. He's, yeah, he's one of the children, that's for sure. I was just thinking about him today.

Can you tell us what happened? Is it about a month and a half ago now, Mum? Yeah, it would be. It was a Thursday morning and I had to go into town and I had to leave Max behind. Normally he's with me. So I've looked in the rear vision mirror and I could see go into town and I had to leave Max behind. Normally he's with me. So I've looked in the rear vision mirror and I could see him sitting in the driveway and I thought, oh, he's thinking I'm going to go visiting. Mum's gone out and I'm not happy. Because he's the type of dog, he loves people so much that when mum leaves the house for a

little while, he'll run down the road and visit some neighbours because we live in the country. So he does have a tendency to run off, but he always comes home. He's a very smart dog. But, Mum, when you came home, he wasn't there. No, he wasn't. And I was concerned that night, but he has gone missing for a couple of days and I have tracked him down. But it's very rare for him to go more than one night.

Mum, to be honest, I was talking with a friend of mine the other day about it and I just started crying because I think you said to me that the worst part was not knowing what happened to him. You know, if he did get hit by a car or if he is dead or if someone's picked him, you just want to know. It's like, you know, he's a part of the family and you just kind of want to know what happened. Oh, that is absolutely spot on.

I mean, I just really would like to know if he's happy or, you know, kind of get over it or not get over it. Deal with it. And I've seen you, obviously, you know, you're really sad about this and it's hard for you to move on because you don't know what's happened to him. So we had this idea. Clint and I thought we had an idea where we've tracked down

and some people might go, oh, well, this is ridiculous. And it might be, but it might bring you a bit of closure this afternoon, Mum, because we've tracked down a pet psychic. Oh, my goodness. Oh, look, I'm so appreciative. Oh, look, I'd just be great. I can tell you're excited. I'm really excited.

Her name's Amanda D. Warren, and what we're going to do is we're going to go to a couple of songs now, and we're going to come back with Amanda, who is going to give you a reading to see if she knows what happened to Max. Oh, that would be fantastic. She's got a really good name in Australia. Yeah, she's quite a big psychic in Australia. Yeah, so she does obviously human readings.

Oh, she doesn't just do animals? No, she does both. Right, okay. But we're going to try and connect with her next, and we're going to see obviously everyone listening right now knows that it's a boy dog. His name is Max. It's a small, white Shih Tzu cross Maltese. And we don't know if someone has picked him up

or if he's dead or what. So hopefully she's going to be able to tell us some more about what happened to Max, Mum. You hold tight for a minute, okay, Mumma Di? There's no way I'm going away, I can tell you. All right, we'll come back with the pet psychic and Mama Di next. Free and clean. Oh, thanks, guys.

So if you just missed it, we were talking to my mum, who's usually on the show for a laugh and a bit of a, you know, we have a bit of fun, we prank her a little bit, but I wanted to do something nice for my mum because she's been going through a bit of stuff at the moment where she's lost a dog. We don't know what's happened to him, but she's lost a dog a little while ago. And I wanted to try and bring some closure for my mum this afternoon.

And we've actually got in touch with a pet psychic. You think this might give your mum a peace of mind? I hope so. I hope so. And so mum's on the line. And we're now crossing over to a pet psychic, Amanda D. Warren. Hello hope so. I hope so. And so mum's on the line and we're now crossing over to a pet psychic, Amanda D. Warren. Hello, Amanda. Hi guys. How are you doing there? Very well. My mum, Diane is on the line as well. Hi, Amanda. Hi, Diane. How are you? Oh, look, it's just so

wonderful that you're doing this. You're just such a beautiful person. Thank you so much. What do you need, Amanda, to make this happen? What do we need to do? Nothing. Nothing? Nothing. So wonderful that you're doing this. You're just such a beautiful person. Thank you so much. What do you need, Amanda, to make this happen? What do we need to do? Nothing? Nothing. Now, I picked up that your dog, he's not that old, though, is he? He's only very young. What, he's about four or five or something?

I feel like he's only young. Yeah, he's about six. Six. I knew he was not puppy, but I knew he wasn't old, but I'm sort of feeling sort of four, five, six around that age, that kind of middle age. He's a very friendly dog. Is he quite a solid dog? I feel like he's

got a bit of beef to him. He has. He has. Yes. He said he's chunky. He is chunky. He is chunky, but funky. That's it. He is chunky. It's the but funky. That's it. He is chunky. That's the Thomas L family caboose.

It is. All right, okay. What I feel is that he has been picked up by someone. I feel a four-wheel drive that's probably driving through. Someone stopped seeing him on the road because he doesn't normally go that far down to the main main road. But I feel like someone in like a four-wheel drive ute, probably a Land Cruiser, has picked him up, put him in the front seat of the car. So he loves car rides, does he? All the time, Amanda. All the time. He used to come with me 24-7. So I feel him sitting in the front. He didn't want to go in the back. He just kept coming into the front of this four-wheel drive type of thing.

Mum, how often do you put him in the back and he will jump to the front? Well, the front seat's his seat. That's all there is to it. Okay, because he's saying he would not sit in the back. Don't make me sit in the back. I'm not sitting in the back. I'm sitting in the front. That's exactly right. That's exactly right. Okay. He has actually crossed over the border

there because you're on the border, aren't you? Yes, we are. We're right on the border, actually. How far is Casino from your place? It's near Lisbon, Mum. Yeah, about an hour and a half. Yeah, two hours. But he tells me about two hours away because I'm feeling hour and a half. Yeah, two hours. Yeah, an hour and a half. But he tells me about two hours away because I'm feeling an hour and a half, two hours in the four-wheel drive. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Oh, my goodness. So he's telling me down in Casino Way.

Is he okay? He's fine. He's fine. Can you see who was the person that took him that was in the four-wheel drive? It was probably a middle-aged man. I would say 45 to 50. He is quite tall and thin and I feel

like the possibility of a number plate, JF something. What? Wait, wait. We've got to write that down. Okay, I'm writing it down right now. JF for Fred. And to try and narrow it down a bit more, can you see what rugby league team he supports? I'm just thinking if he's wearing a pair of league shorts when he steps out of a Land Cruiser,

this might help us narrow it down. Well, I'm not sure whether he actually barracks for any football team. In your opinion, is it a guy who was out to take a dog or has he taken the dog to look after it? No, no, he hasn't. He was not out to take the dog. The dog was sitting near a park on the side of the road. He stopped. He did a U-turn. He did another U-turn and he put the dog in the car with him.

Oh, God. Okay. Okay. And I feel that he is down casino way. Do you think that the dog will come back, Amanda, at any point, or is he gone? I do believe. Look, he does want to come back.

Right, right, right, right, right, right. That's so interesting, Amanda. Amanda, thanks so much for joining us. Mum, I hope that obviously gives you a little bit of closure about Max. Amazing, Amanda. Thank you. I'm going to put in the casino paper, but if I know that he's okay, I'm okay with that too. Yeah.

He knows you're looking for him and he's like, I'm sorry, love, he's believing. I'm sorry. That would be him. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. My heart just absolutely goes out to you, Amanda, of the amazing jobs that you do for people.

So thankful. Even that kind of information is just wonderful. It gives me a lead, if you know what I mean. And we appreciate you so much for coming on the show. Amanda D. Warren, if you want to read or hear more about Amanda's story, you can buy her book, actually, My Journey Behind Blue Eyes. Thanks so much, Amanda, for joining us. You are welcome, guys.

Thank you, Amanda. You're beautiful, darling. So at the end of all of that, Amanda's gone now. How are you feeling? Where are you at with it? Oh, I think that's great, Clint, because I keep looking for him everywhere here, like in houses or people's front yards or whatever,

but I am going to go to Casino and I am going to put up some posters. You're going to do a stakeout. And a paper. If you find this dog based on the information given to you by Amanda D. Warren, pet psychic. Are you a believer?

Then I'm a believer. 100%. Sorry, Mama Di. Good luck. We'll keep in contact with you about it, okay? Thanks, Mum. That's absolutely made my day. I'm going to get on to it.

I feel like one of those detectives now. Okay, love you. Good luck, Sherlock. Love you. Thank you so much. Have a great day. Bree and Clint. Special release from Zinam's Bree and Clint. The Mumma Di Podcast. Boom, that song. Look,

I want to get my mum on the show real quick. Mumma Di, regular on the show these days. Come in, Mum. Mumma Hello? There she is. Hey, Mum, Clint doesn't know what's going on either, and neither do you. I wanted to tell you guys together pretty much. I'm in the dark, Mama Di. Oh, gee, it sounds like I'm in the dark too, Clint, which is worse.

It's unnerving, right? Well, it's all good news, guys, because not only mum can I report that you are going viral globally. It was something that happened on our show, Clint, that has put mum-a-die into the world of TikTok. Oh, I love TikTok. I've been on it for four days. Do you know what TikTok is, mum?

No, all I know is it's from a clock. I don't know what TikTok is. Geez. To be fair, we didn't know what it was until this week either. So kind of fair enough. I love you so much, Mum. So TikTok, Mum, is kind of like Instagram where people, but instead of people just posting pictures and videos of their own,

people on TikTok like to do, you know, they take a music clip and they'll do a dance to it or they'll take like a movie clip and they'll do a lip sync to like the words of the movie, the famous quotes. Oh, okay. Yeah. So this week, literally yesterday, I had a girl message me on Instagram some of the TikToks she has been doing.

Anyway, she has been lip syncing to the iconic clip and this is going viral on TikTok at the moment. The Mama Di original Ariana Grande. Stop watching. My neck is flossing.

Make big deposits. My gloss is popping. You like my hair? Gee, thanks. Just bought it. I see it, like it? Gee, thanks. Just bought it. I see it like it. I want it. I got it.

I want it. I got it. Is on TikTok. People have made their own and they're lip syncing to you, mum, singing Ariana Grande. Oh, well, anybody would be better, wouldn't they? Hey, congratulations. Viral fame is not easy to come by, and you have it.

We've got a viral superstar on the show. What? For all the wrong reasons? Yeah. Gee, that's the only thing I can't do is sing. You should get a paycheck for this, though. There should be, I mean, somewhere in there, there should be some royalties that come your way.

Are you keen for that? Do you need a manager? Because I could do that for you. Do you want me to manage it for you? She's a lot of work, trust me. I tell you what, you'd be a pretty good looking manager so I could handle that, I think.

And can I tell you what, you'd be an extremely talented client so I would love to strike up a deal. We're going to wrap it up. Well, we've got some business to take care of so maybe me and your mum will just take this call. Okay, all right. Everyone chill.

Are you bad income though, Brianna, honestly? No, I'm being serious. People can find something better than that to lip sync. Lip sync. That clip of you, mum, I'm being dead serious, is going viral on TikTok. Anyone listening right now, we'd appreciate you guys doing your own version

and seeing us. No, Brianna right now, we'd appreciate you guys doing your own version and seeing us. No, we would not. Can we share the viral one up to our Bree and Clint Instagram story so people can see that as well? We can. We'll share that right now. Mum and Di, as your manager, I urge you to be quiet because the more people that do it, the more money we're going to make, okay?

Well, just show me the paycheck then. All right, baby. Show me the money. You got it. Stop watching. My neck is flossing. Make me the pop. That's so bad.

My gloss is popping. Oh, tick-tock. Look at the clock. It's time to go, baby. Oh, tick-tock. Got to go, baby. Special release from ZM's Bree and Clint. The Mama Di podcast.

If you follow me on social media, you probably know that I give my mum a bit of a hard time sometimes. But, I mean, I love her to death and she always acts like it's the worst thing in the world and I say all these horrible things, right? Like crude stuff. Yeah, you're the rude one, she's the innocent one. Exactly. Well, she told me a story the other day that I said to her, I was like, Mum, this doesn't sound like a story you would tell. And I was her, I was like, mum, this doesn't sound like

a story you would tell. And I was like, I'm going to tell this on the radio. And she goes, no, don't! It's not for the radio. So, we thought we could call her and let her tell the story that she thinks isn't appropriate for the radio. Do you think she'll tell it?

I'm going to, hopefully. She thought she was pretty funny in the story. Maybe she'll tell it. Give her a buzz now and see if she's up for it. Alright. Hello? Hi mum, it's me and Clint. Hello. Hi guys, how are you?

We're really good. Just a real quick one for you today mum. I was just telling Clint about a story that you told me the other day that happened to you, and I was just wondering if you could tell that on the radio for everyone else. Oh, Brianna, I don't know if I can. Can I? You did say it wasn't for the radio, didn't you? Yeah, those make the best stories.

Yeah, but to be honest, it's not that bad, really. Oh, so you're going to tell it? Well, it depends on how you take it. All right, well, let's hear it. You tell us the story and then I'll tell you how I take it. I'm just giving a pre-warning. My mum can be very crude, so small ears listening in the car, maybe not a good idea.

I'm not normally crude. We don't know what she's going to say. No, but really it's the way you take it, Brianna, isn't it? Yeah, well, in this case, yes. Yes. I was coming into town the other morning and I happened to be pulled over by a policeman doing a breathalysing test. Okay.

And I pulled over and I've wound down the window and he said to me, and maybe he should not have said this to me, he said, oh, what are you up to today? I think he's allowed to ask you. He's a police officer. Yeah, maybe you look suspicious. Well, that's true. And I said, well, actually, I'm just going into town to get my pussy shaved.

Mum, you meant to tell the first part of the story that you're taking your cat into town to get shaved. You didn't tell that part of the story. So then when you just said that, it sounded like something else. Oh, well, it wasn't something else. It depends on how you take it. You told the story wrong. I've got a very important question, Mama Di. When you said this, was the cat visible to the police officer?

No, but fortunately, fortunately, within a couple of seconds, she was meowing. And he went, oh, okay. And he didn't even breathalyze me. He said, you better go. I would have thought that was a total red flag to breathalyze somebody after a comment like that. Jesus, mum. You need to be locked up.

We've just run that through the sensor. What does it say? Yeah, no, that's not a story for the radio. No. Never again. Especially when you tell it like that in that order. ZM's Bree and Clint. Back Monday, Jan 13 on ZM.

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