ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint - Special Edition Summer Podcast 5

Episode Date: December 11, 2019

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Oh, yeah. That's right. Look at the time, 4.20. And if it's not, readjust your watch. No, it's 4.20, baby. It's 4.20 all day, every day here at the Brie and Clint Show. Brie and I don't smoke any weed, but we pretend that we do for these kind of sketches. I have too.

It's definitely not my... It's made me sick. It's not my recreational drug of choice. Thanks to the certain person who might be listening that forced me to smoke that joint. I have heard the story and I don't believe you were forced. Oh, no. The second time. The second time round I was forced.

I wouldn't say forced. I was saying courage. I heard you were offered the first time around. Yes. And then the second time you were like, give me some more of that good shit. Not that I was there, but I hear that you weren't forced. I was encouraged a lot then. Okay, whatever you want to call it.

All right, rubber arm over there. Welcome to the special edition of Weed Topics we've done this year. This is the 420 podcast. Is it adults only? I don't know. No, it's pretty safe, but it is the shortest one. Is it? That's because we can't concentrate long enough.

Is the time I call marijuana gooch in here? Yep. Is our chat with Paula Bennett about weed in here? No. Oh, you've got to get that in there. Is it too late? Yep. It is too late.

It's not too late, is it? It's not too late. You know what? I'll put it at the end. You're a good man. I'll put it at the end. It'll be on the end. Paula Bennett talking about the time she took a bag of weed

slash oregano into Parliament. Yeah. That'll be a nice way to finish it. Think of it as a little seasoning on top, a little bit of oregano into Parliament. Yeah. That'd be a nice way to finish it. Think of it as a little seasoning on top, a little bit of oregano. Please enjoy while smoking a G. A G? We don't advise that.

We do not advise that. Smoking a gooch. You don't know. Yeah, not a G. I thought you meant a gram. No, I'm starting that now. Smoking a G. Smoking a gooch.

You can't, every time you say something wrong, go, no, that's something I'm starting. No, I'm starting it. A special release from ZM's Bree and Clint. The 420 Blazard Edition. New job alert. Do you need a new job? There is one going for someone with a very particular set of skills.

Now, someone on this show has the skills, and I want them to sing out when they think they are the person qualified for it. Wait, let's check that we're all here. Are we all here? Roll call. Yeah, I'm here. Clint? Yeah, Clint. Ben, let's check that we're all here. Are we all here? Roll call. Yeah, I'm here. Clint. Oh, you're here.

Clint. Ben, Producer Ben. Yeah, I'm here. Producer Ali. I'm here. There we go. We're all here. Okay.

The job is for a professional spliff roller. I don't know what you're talking about, guys. I really don't. Oh, look at the time. So they're called dispensaries. In the places in the world where cannabis has been legalized and you can buy it in controlled situations, which is what Chloe Swarbrick from the Greens is lobbying for in the country,

in New Zealand at the moment, by the way. Right. So it could be coming here. This one is in the UK, and I didn't realize it was legal there yet, but hemp earth dispensary used spliff roller to work in their store. I mean, off the top of my head, out of everyone in our team, I mean, one person does come to mind? Yeah, I just can't quite put my finger on who it is.

Neither. No, neither. I don't know who you're talking about. That's okay. Let's keep it ambiguous for now. I'll give you some of the details. So they've had quite a lot of interest, because people who are good at this, What skills? They back their skills. Do they need? quite a lot of interest because people who are good at this. What skills? They back their skills.

Do they need? Well, they need to be good with their fingers, obviously. Yes. They need to be good with quantities. Okay. And they need to be good at rolling, essentially. That is right. That's the gist of it.

So they need experience. They need experience. Yeah. You don't want to come into this like, you don't want, it's not a trainee position. No. Okay. Because I think they pride themselves on the quality of it. it needs someone who uh has put in the hard yards already and can assure quality control someone maybe who does it on the on the reg yeah yeah yeah that that

would be ideal for this job um look they've had so much interest that they're actually holding tryouts so they're going to get everybody together who has applied for this job and they're going to have like a competition. Is it at 4.20? It's exactly what time it is. There's not a lot of work in it. They're only offering you two hours work a week at £10 an hour, so 20 bucks. But to be honest, 20 bucks, that's about the going rate, isn't it?

Hey, it is. And I was looking for a new job. Oh, is it you no no so two hours work a week which is great because i think the people who are good at this they enjoy their downtime as well they do they like to relax a lot so to work a little probably like an hour in you'd need a rest yeah you know and then you'd probably get hungry and then yeah i think that's fine i think you can split the two hours up how you like. I did think, though, with work that's that intensive with your fingers,

like it's quite fiddly, high chance of arthritis. However, you know what's good for arthritis? Medicinal marijuana. So it could be the perfect job, right? Man, I'm sure there was someone on this team who was perfect for the job, but I don't think we're going to find them. Let's all point to the person who we think it is at the same time. Three, two, one.

And I think we'll leave it at that. If you would like information on this job, well, don't bother. It's in the UK. No one's moving to the UK for 20 pounds an hour, are they? Or are they? Is there free samples? You can't pay for what you're breathing in. Special release from CDM's Bree and Clint.

The 420 Blazard Edition. What time is it at the moment? Hold on. Give or take. 420. 420! 420! Oh, yeah. 420! Oh, yeah.

420. How relaxing is 420? Like, 330, it's like 330-itis. Then you go 420 and you're like, whoa, I'm relaxed. Oh, it's nice in here now. Woo! News out today, and I saw this from Green Party MP Chloe Swarbrick, who's an inspirational person.

You know she's only 24 years old and she's in government. What were you doing at 24? Trying to be a wacky radio DJ. I was just happy if I did my own washing that week. She announced that the government will be holding a referendum on legalising cannabis. So they're actually going to hold, it's called a binding referendum, which means

whatever the result is will go into law and at the next election in the year 2020, there's going to be a question on the form, not 420, 2020. No wait, so what what's the referendum called? The legalised cannabis referendum. Right, it's a binding referendum. Binding referendum. Right, wait. So what's the referendum called? The legalised cannabis referendum. Right.

Yeah. It's a binding referendum. Binding referendum. Right. I thought it was a grinding referendum. No, not a grinding referendum. Not a rolling referendum. So when you vote,

when you go to vote for the government, there'll also be a tick box at the bottom. And all it's going to say is, should we legalise cannabis? Right. So they just tag it on. Yeah. And then you just tick yes and no. Interesting. It's as simple as that. They're going to put out the rules first, like it's going to say is, should we legalise cannabis? Right, so they just tag it on. Yeah, and then you just tick yes and no.

Interesting. It's as simple as that. They're going to put out the rules first, like it's going to be, if it gets legalised, it'll be R20. You'll only be able to buy it from licensed places. Okay. They're not allowed to advertise, like cigarettes. You're not allowed to advertise your cannabis product.

And also, you'll be able to grow it at home as well in this referendum. Yeah. Yeah. What we've done is we've done, so that's going to be a nationwide referendum. We've done a ZM referendum on our Instagram story at the moment, the Bree and Clinton Instagram story. We wanted to gauge what our audience was thinking or feeling

about legalising marijuana. Yeah. Shall we go quickly around the room first? What would you vote, yes or no? I'd vote yes. Why? Because I think there's people that really could benefit from the legalisation of marijuana,

like such as people who are going through chemo or people who have certain conditions where they need it and they can help with their condition. I agree with you. I also don't think you should go to prison for marijuana, so I would vote yes. Producer Ben, what would you vote on the referendum? I'd probably vote yes.

Probably the same reason for that. I think there's a lot of people that would actually use it. Yeah, and then Producer Ellie, which way would you vote on this referendum? Oh, I'd have to be a yes. Okay, cool. That's enough out of you. The result, that's 100% in our group, right?

And you would vote yes too. I'd vote yes as well. Just over 1,000 people have voted on our Instagram referendum. Okay. Should cannabis... It's a pretty good sample. Should weed be legal in New Zealand? Yep.

We have a result of 64% yes. Really? Yeah. So how many votes is that? Just over 1,000 votes so far. We'll leave the polls running for 24 hours, so you can still vote on this, but currently it's 64-36 in favour of legalising the green stuff.

Interesting. It's going to be really interesting, and people are going to get really heated. There'll be people campaigning. That's the annoying bit. You've got to suffer that for the next year before the election, everybody talking about what they think about it. It's going to be interesting to see.

But if that does get annoying, I know a great way you can relax. And around this time of the day is a good time. I've heard this is a very relaxing time of the day. I've heard from other people yeah. It is. Special release from ZM's Bree and Clint. The 420 Blazard Edition.

Announced yesterday the country is getting a referendum on legalising marijuana. Cannabis. My mum likes to call it the hoochie cooch. Announced yesterday the country is getting a referendum on legalising Marijuana. Cannabis. My mum likes to call it the hoochie cooch. I thought your mum's hoochie cooch was something else. It has multiple meanings. Off the back of that, there's been a group go round, like some journalists have gone around and asked the politicians in Parliament, if you're going to legalise

it, have you smoked it? Love it. Yeah. And for the people who don't want it, how do you know if you haven't tried it? Yeah, right? Because surely you can't vote on, well you can actually, it's all about your morals side, but I'm interested to know. So let's go through a few

of them. First of all, Tamati Coffey, now he's an MP, he used to be a children's television. First of all, Tamati Coffey. Now, he's an MP. He used to be a children's television show presenter. He used to be on What Now? And now he's the MP for Waiariki. He was asked, have you ever smoked weed? I'll say yes. Yes.

Thank you, Tamati. Yep. Jerry Brownlee. Now, Jerry Brownlee is not in government. He's in the National Party. And he used to be the earthquake minister. So you want to be quite organised, right? Getting Christchurch rebuilt. Sounds like a very serious job. Has Jerry Brownlee ever smoked weed before? No.

That's his whole answer. No. Sounds like he's lying to me. Yeah. And Michael Woodhouse. Now, I don't really know who he is, except that he's in the National Party. He was asked, have you ever smoked weed before? Have I smoked cannabis? Oh, yes. He's got my vote. I love the honesty.

Some more as well. Jacinda Ardern was asked. Yeah, I want to hear her answer. She said, I was raised Mormon and then I wasn't Mormon anymore. I'll let you determine what that means. Love that answer. I love it. Deputy Prime Minister Winston Peters was asked.

Yes. His answer, naff off. That's it. That's all he said. He didn't say yes or no. He just said naff off. Classic Winston answer. Shane Jones, he's in New Zealand first, so same party as Winston Peters.

He said, the only thing I've ever smoked is a mullet. So. What? I think he's talking about the fish and not the haircut. Oh, got it. Let's race through some Simon Bridges. Yes or no? Nope, I'm not a naughty boy. Oh, Simon Bridges. Simon

Bridges. Just be a little bit cooler. Just a touch. Paula Benefit. Yeah, Paula Benefit. Yeah, Paula Benefit. Yes, many years ago. She lives in West Auckland. She gets a contact high every day she goes home anyway. She likes to party.

Chloe Swarbrick, whose idea this whole weed referendum thing is. She's 24. She's 24. Yes, like most politicians, I don't make a habit out of it though. Good answer. Good honest answer, right? And David Seymour from Dancing With The Stars. Oh, surely.

One word answer from David Seymour. Yes. So those ones we know for sure. Just for fun, we've got producer Ellie in studio with us, and she's going to give us five more famous New Zealanders, and you and I are just going to brainstorm about whether you think they've smoked weed before. As it comes into being legalised, have these famous New Zealanders ever smoked weed before?

Alright, Richard McCaw. No. Nah, he's a sportsman. Oh, actually, no, I changed it. Yes, I think when he retired, he did everything. After he had a baby, he retired from rugby. He gave everything a go. He went on like a Rum springer

He went on a big Con tiki And smoked everything Yeah okay What about Rachel Hunter Oh definitely She's a model Yeah

Yeah 100% You reckon she's all about Maintaining her looks though Yeah What's a little bit of weed Gonna do Okay yeah Rachel Hunter

Yeah Peter Jackson The creative Yes 100% No one thinks up Lord of the Rings As a movie That's how he created Okay, yeah. Rachel Hadley, yeah. Peter Jackson, the creative. Yes. 100%. No one thinks up Lord of the Rings as a movie. That's how we created those movies. KJ Arpa.

Ooh. 100%. He's an actor, so he's a creative as well. Yes. Do you reckon he's a very clean team? That's how he appears. Yeah, right. Okay, yes.

Yeah, KJ Arpa, yes. And your last one. Do you think Lord has smoked weed? Ooh. Ooh, right. Okay, yes. Yeah, KJ, yes. And your last one. Do you think Lorde has smoked weed? Ooh. Ooh. Got to maintain her voice. Wait, let me think of the lyrics. Yeah.

I'm waiting for it, that green light, I want it. Yes. A special release from ZM's Bree and Clint. The 420 Blazard Edition. For our next story, I would like to transport you to the second most populated country in the world and also the nation who,

if I had to live off one type of food for the rest of my life, it would be theirs. We're going to India. I love this song. Also, doesn't their music just get you going too? I'd love to go to India. Me too. Such a vibrant, colourful culture.

My stomach wouldn't love to go to India. Oh, mine would. Mine would. No. You only get deli belly once, I think, and then you build up an immunity. Nah, it's not the deli belly. Oh, it's the spice? The steam ring.

Oh, yeah. The steam ring is what gets me. You've got to get over that. That's really holding you back in life. What do you mean? How do I get over it? It's not me. You've got to get over that. That's really holding you back in life. What do you mean? How do I get over it? It's not me. You get better at eating spicy food.

Talk to my ring. I'd rather not, but if I have to, can I do it by phone? Yeah, you can phone it in. This is a story that comes from the Indian Police Department who have recovered 600 kilograms of lost weed. Whoa. They've found a truck. That's a lot of kush.

Yeah, it's heaps. They've found a truck, and in the back, parcel after parcel after parcel. Each one of these things is like the size of a sleeping bag, and there must be 50 of them, 60 maybe. Who is misplacing that much weed? Someone's obviously had a whoopsie. Maybe they were indulging in their own product and they say it does affect short-term memory.

They say you shouldn't do that. They've said they forgot where they put it. But this story could have a happy ending. How much is that worth? Well, I don't know. I don't know the street value, especially in India. You don't know the street value of 600 kilos of weed in India? Well, I know herbs and spices.

What do you know then if you don't know that? Do go quite cheap in India so maybe it's cheaper over there. I don't know. But anyway, this is quite interesting because it could have a happy ending. The police have taken to their Twitter account and they've posted a photo of it. Look, it's heaps of weed. Oh my god.

It's like a wall of weed. Yeah. All packaged up neatly. And they've said, anyone lost a huge amount of cannabis slash ganja in a truck around Changolia checkpoint last night? Oh, that's it. As they're going through a checkpoint, they had to get out. Oh, they got rid of it.

They said, don't panic. We've found it. Please get in touch with the police. They will help you out for sure. That's not a thought. You know how like all weeds are like a bad thing? Like you never like weeds. You have to pull them out and it's a bad thing.

Yeah. So then why is weed called weed? Am I on weed right now? I'm trying to think of a smart answer. Do you know what I mean? Like, weed, for a lot of people, brings joy. Well, I guess it grows, it's green, and they had to give it a derogatory name.

They couldn't call it Yummy Happy Plant because that would have got too many people into it when it was illegal. Oh, that is a catchy name, though. Pasty, yummy, happy, left hand side. I don't know. Anyway, but if you've lost your weed, the Indian government very kindly offering to get it back

to you. You've got to get in touch. Doesn't sound like a trap at all. Sounds totally fine. Sounds totally legit. Who wants butter chicken for dinner? Me! Actually, make mine a spinach paneer, please. And can I get garlic naan? Somebody put me in the corner. Yes!

Is that meant to be a Dirty Dancing reference? You ruined it. Didn't you? Well, no, what? I was trying to get the joke. You bloody ruined it. All right, then. A special release from ZM's brain clint.

The 420 Blazard Edition. With marijuana likely to be legalised in New Zealand next year, I've got a gift idea for you from Miley Cyrus. Miley Cyrus does love to push the boundaries. Have you ever done weed? Yeah. Smoked a bit of the gooch? The gooch?

I mean the hooch. The hoochie gooch. You just call of the gooch. The gooch? I mean the hooch. The hoochie-cooch. You just call it the gooch. We've all smoked a bit of the gooch, haven't we? No. Just me then. I think you mean hooch. I think I'm on it right now.

Do you mean hooch? Even hooch? I think hooch is alcohol. I corrected myself and said hooch. I think Hooch is alcohol. Nah, Hoochie Cooch. Ellie, you ever smoked any Gooch? No. Just Hooch.

That's what happens when you do drugs, kids. Ben, you ever smoked any Gooch? What do you do? Do you roll it up? No, you just get down real low. You grind it. You get your nose in it. You arse. Oh, God.

They're not legalising that next year. They should. It's not illegal. I don't think it's illegal. It's not illegal. We should make it illegal. Yeah. No, why not?

Well, in case you do it by accident. What's the girls called? The perineum. Yeah, the perineum, I think. Sm. No, why not? Oh, in case you do it by accident. What's the girls called? The Perennium. Yeah, the Perennium, I think. Smoking the Perennium? Yeah. Miley Cyrus bought... What's her girlfriend's name?

Gucci Gooch. Caitlyn. They bought her ex-boyfriend Brody Jenner Some weed for his birthday That's all I was trying to say Nice I've heard there's a really good other substance going around Labia

That shit's potent too Yeah, look out Sorry There's no coming back from have you smoked the gooch. That was an accident. It was a weed bouquet that they got him. It was a $1,000 weed bouquet. That's awesome.

That's all I was trying to tell you. Don't say that's awesome. I mean, that's naughty. Yeah. A special release from ZM's brain clint. The 420 Blazard Edition. Oh, actually. Hey, Siri, what time is it?

420! It's actually 419. It's 420, according to mine. I just said it's 420. And I've got a story about weed. Kiwi guy has gone viral on Reddit. His name is JezB87 and he's posted an image with the caption

got super blazed last night. Such a funny term, super blazed. Got super blazed last night and ordered $100 of lollies that I used to eat when I was a kid. Do you want to hear

what he ordered? Yep. He ordered a kilo of rainbow airplanes, a kilo of rainbow peaches and cream. Oh, they're good. A kilo of 150 Macy's crocodiles. Oh, that's good. Now it's 420.

Is that what you were waiting for? Sorry, you have to hit off the thing. 4.20! These are all Kiwi lollies. Yeah, they're all Kiwi lollies. He's a Kiwi guy. No, but he's in Melbourne, isn't he? Yeah, but he's ordered them on the internet.

Oh, my God. He was blazed. He spent $100 on them. Anyway, I thought it could be fun to ring my dad just randomly and ask him if he's ever smoked weed. I'd like to know. I'd like to know as well. He's always maintained for us as kids that he hasn't,

but I think maybe now that we're both adults, maybe he could finally be honest with me, right? Time to be honest. So I'm going to call my dad, Big Ace. Ace Dog. And just ask him straight. Hello? Hey, Dad, it's me, Clint. Oh, hi.

How are you? It's still a private number. I didn't know who it was. You're on the radio. Bree's here as well. Hello, Clint's dad. Hello. Hey, just a quick question. I won't hold you up. Yeah. Have you ever smoked weed before? No. Never. Hey, just a quick question. I won't hold you up. Yeah. Have you ever smoked weed before? No.

Never? You answered that very quick, Mr Roberts. Yeah, no. Never? Give me a beer. I'm drunk after that. Yeah. No, never.

So 60, how old are you? 62? Yeah. You've gone 62 years and you've never taken a big old hit from the bong? No. Have you ever bong? No. Have you ever wanted to? No, all my friends did. I stuck to the brown stuff. He means beer.

Oh. Yeah. Right, okay. I was like, heroin? Well, have you ever taken Ekkies? What's that? You know. Ecstasy.

Ecstasy. Oh, no, nothing, nothing. Acid. Have you had acid? No. Have you ever had, you know, a bit of the old devil's dust, the cocaine? No. What's the hardest stuff you've ever done?

Drink half a bottle of Bacardi and five drinks straight. You're a wild man. You should write a book. All right. And you're definitely not just saying that just because I told you you were on the radio, are you? No, definitely. You've never done it?

Never. Never interested me. If I say, oh, look at the time. It's 4.20. What do you think? What? I think he's telling the truth. I think he might be telling the truth. I think he's telling the time. It's 4.20. What do you think? What? I think he's telling the truth. I think he might be telling the truth.

I think he's telling the truth. All right, well, I'll let you get back to work then. All right. Hopefully there's a drug test because you'll pass with flying colours. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. All right.

Stay off the Bacardi, big fella. Good to talk to you. See you later. See you later. See, I think he's telling the truth. I think he's telling the truth. Or he smoked so much he can't remember. A special release from ZM's Brain Client. I think he's telling the truth. Or he smoked so much he can't remember.

A special release from ZM's brain, Clint. The 420 Blazard Edition. Oh, hey, Bixby, what time is it? 420! 420. Jeez, that time again, is it? Yesterday at 420, we called my dad to ask him if he's ever smoked weed. Hey dad,

it's me, Clint. Hello. Hey, just quick question. Yeah. Have you ever smoked weed before? No. Never? Give me a beer.

I'm drunk, keep that. Yeah, so I think it's time we call my mum and ask her if she's blazed it. What do you think she's going to say?

Yeah, 100%. You think she has? You know my mum, she's a big stoner. Oh, she's a buzzy chick. She is. Alright, let's put in a call to Oh, she's a buzzy chick. She is. Alright, let's put in a call to Stanthorpe Country, Queensland

and ask Mama Di. Hello? Mum, it's me. Oh, Rana, how you going? Good, you're on the radio. Usually we don't tell you that but Clint's here as well. Yeah, it's very up front today

because I've got to ask you some personal stuff. Hi, Clint, how you going? Hi, Mama Di, miss Clint's here as well. Yeah, it's very upfront today because I've got to ask you some personal stuff. Hi, Clint. How are you going? Hi, Mama Di. Miss you. Miss you both. You've got no idea.

A bit of a personal question for you, Mum, and just remember you're on the radio. Have you ever smoked the gooch? No, I haven't. Do you know what a gooch is? Marijuana, isn't it? Well, according to you, Bree, it is. A goochie gooch.

You know, the part between the pee-pee and the bumhole. No. Brianna. She meant to say hooch. That's disgusting, Brianna. Well, you call it the hooch and I've got it mixed up. The hoochie coochie.

That also sounds like private parts. But no, no. The devil's lettuce. You know, to pookie thunder.ie. Hoochie coochie. That also sounds like private parts. Yeah. But no, no, the devil's lit us, you know, to bookie thunder. Oh, Jesus. Remember that time you said back in the 80s that you and Dad got that blunt and you smoked it behind the shed? I did not. That was your father. So you're saying Dad smoked weed?

Well, he said he did it once. He only said that the other night. Did he? Yes. He only said that the other night. Did he? Yes. I never knew that. We'll save Big Steve for another day. You stop using your husband as a human shield and you tell us the truth. It's 2019.

We asked my dad yesterday and he said no. He said the hardest thing he's ever done is half a bottle of Bacardi. What's the hardest stuff you've ever done, Mum? Okay, I can tell you straight away. I went to a soccer match with my brother-in-law, Ricky, and we were so bored that I decided I said to him, we'll have a drinking contest. Okay.

And I ended up with eight double rums with no Coke and I couldn't walk. My mum had half a double black once a couple of years ago. She threw up. Smirnoff. Yeah, she had half a double black once a couple of years ago. She threw up. Smirnoff? Yes, she had half a double black. No. Hey, mum. The Indians that were drinking it with Brianna gave me a full bottle

and then I thought there was eight Indians and there was only four. Mum, stop it. She said double Indians. Mum, hey, mate, I've got an idea. Clint, ready to go with me on this? Yeah. Hey, mum, have you ever heard of cocaine? No, that sounds like something in Fiji or something.

No, have you heard of cocaine? Yes. What do you call it? Cocaine. Perfect. Can we chop that piece there and then go back and when I ask her what's the hardest stuff she's ever done, can we just put that in?

No, Brianna. Hold on, wait. Wait. Producer Ben's working on it. No, you're not going to do that. Hold on, wait. We've got it here. We've got a replay.

You ready? We've got a replay. What's the hardest stuff you've ever done, Mum? Cocaine. Oh, my God. I can't believe you just said that. I can't believe you've done cocaine. Mum.

Yeah. Rihanna. Lay off the snow, Mum. Jesus. Don't do that. Lay off the snow. What the hell? That's all right.

You're not in New Zealand. They can't arrest you. Well, there you go, you party animal. Hey, one sleep till Christmas. A special release from Zinam's pre-inklent. The 420 Blazard Edition. Some really shocking news we found out on the show yesterday. Yeah.

Especially for me. Yeah. I feel like my childhood, you know, my whole adult life has been a lie. Yeah. When we found out that my dad has smoked the marijuana. Well, your mum said that he has. Well, true. It's alleged at this stage.

I maintain that she was using him as a human shield. We, this week, have made it our mission to ask our parents if they have or not. My dad said no, just out and out no. Your mum said no, but dad has. So it's alleged at this stage. Alleged. And I feel like we need to at least give my dad a chance to answer for himself. You're going to put in a call to Big Steve and ask him straight up.

Let's ask my dad if he's ever smoked the ganj. G'day, John. Dad, it's me. Oh, sorry. I was trying to guess it. Who's John? John Xavier. He's always a no-ID caller.

Oh. And I thought it was him. How are you, mate? Good. Clint's here too. Hey, Big Steve. Hey, Clint. Dad, we've got a question for you.

Sure. We've been calling our parents all week, asking them if they've ever blazed up. Do you want to hear what Mum said about you on the show yesterday? Yeah, I do. What did she say? She said this, Dad. So you're saying Dad smoked weed?

Well, he said he did it once. He only said that the other night. Did he? Do you have anything to say, Dad? Guilty as charged. 4.20, blaze it. You know what? Hey, Dad, while. 420 blazer. You know what? Hey, Dad, while we've got you, do you know what else Mum said?

What did she say? She, we asked her, is that in the clip? Yeah. Dad, she said this. What's the hardest stuff you've ever done, Mum? Cocaine. Dad, you need to rein that woman in. No, no, no, no. Beg Steve.

Beg Steve. That's a load of bull. I'm telling you. She's done it. Have you? Yeah. No. No, I haven't.

Thank you very much. It's not a load of bull. Listen to the audio. What's the hardest stuff you've ever done, Mum? Cocaine. That is not edited in any way. She's talking about caffeine, not cocaine. She does get them mixed up and she does a lot of caffeine.

All right, Dad, better let you go. No worries. Things to do, blunts to roll. All right, see you, Dad. See you. Bye. A special release From ZM's brain clint

The 420 blazer edition You might have heard this With Fletch, Vaughan and Megan This morning But the opportunity Has presented itself To work for Snoop Dogg He has star

Producer No not producer Well you produce something Any other jobs You think Snoop Dogg would need? He would need a butler. Butler. I don't know if he has a butler. Probably have one if you're that rich.

No, it's not that. Weed carer. Pretty much exactly that. He is looking to hire somebody to be a professional blunt roller. I like that. Now, I don't know what a blunt is, but... Isn't it a cigarette? Ellie, producer Ellie, what's a blunt?

I don't know what you're talking about. Well, can you urban dictionary it for us? Yeah, I'll just urban dictionary that and I'll find out. Isn't it just a ciggy made with weed? It's a... I'm just going to get the official definition here. Yeah. It is a hollowed just going to get the official definition here Yeah It is

A hollowed out cigar filled with cannabis A cigar full of weed So it's the real fat one Yeah but I don't think Snoop smokes those all the time Blunts Yeah Well he's looking to hire someone to roll them for him And the person who does that job

I'm terrible at that Will be Have you done it? Well I've tried to Like I remember one time My friend smokes rollies Oh yeah yeah yeah And I'm assuming

It's probably similar to You know Doing that And I could not do it To save my life I hear there's a real Art form to it Yeah same

Like you have to be The guy And Snoop Dogg would want The guy He's spoken to Howard Stern About exactly what He's looking for in his professional blunt roller. This is Snoop.

You have a man who rolls you blunts. Yes. Is that right? Is this a guy who is specifically hired by you? That's his J-O-B, his occupation. On his resume it says, what do you do? I'm a blunt roller. How does it come about Snoop? If you're great at something that

I need, I'm hiring you. Snoop, how do you figure out a salary for this guy? That's somewhere between $40,000 and $50,000 a year. That is a crazy amount of money. That's almost $100,000 New Zealand. Oh, to roll Snoop Dogg's blunts. Would you do it? Would you upskill?

Would you retrain now? As I said, I'm not naturally gifted at the blunt rolling. Is there anyone here who would be good at their job? I don't think so. Ellie smokes bongs. She's got no idea. She does not. I'm just kidding.

A special release from CDM's Bree and Clint. The 420 Blazard Edition. I was watching the news last night. God, hell of a story regarding show favourite Paula Bennett, who pulled a big boss dog move in Parliament. Listen to this. So a stunt faces in Parliament today as Paula Bennett pulled out what looked like half an ounce bag of wheat. She was using it to protest the 14 grams per day

that New Zealanders would be allowed to buy if it's a yes in next year's referendum. Half an ounce. God. So with that in mind, please welcome the most lit politician New Zealand has ever had. Blaze it.

TJ Paula Bennett. Paula, good afternoon. Hello, mate. Good afternoon. How are you? Very well. Half an ounce of weed in Parliament. Girl, you're lit.

Get out. Yeah, it's pretty cold, eh? I did feel quite cold. So dope. I don't sound it, do I? But, yeah, no, it's a lot of weed. It's a lot of weed. Yeah, where did you get that weed?

Did you get a good deal? It was a lot. You know, like it looked like a lot in the bag. I was quite surprised. They reckon it could be up to 42 joints. Yeah. Whoa! Obviously, this is...

Two batches of, sorry, two batches of hash brownies, I was told to. Yeah. Oh, good to know. By the way, are you talking it up or talking it down here? Because it sounds like you're kind of... I was a little excited, but no, bad for you, don't agree. Don't do it. Paula Bennett.

This is obviously ahead of the marijuana. I renamed it the other day, Paula. Do you know if anyone's called it the reefer-endum yet? Oh, that is quite cute, isn't it? Paul, did you hear the disappointment in Paula's voice? She goes, oh, yes, good one, Clint. It wasn't really weed that you had in Parliament, was it?

No, it wasn't. Are you sure it looked a hell of a lot like it? Well, of course it did. It's oregano. It's oregano! Oregano! Do you want to hear my other naughty thing?

Yeah. Which I'm now going to get in so much trouble because, so there's an official record of everything that's said in Parliament and it's called Hansard and then it goes on the records and everything else. And so I get this, you know, this call last night from one of the officials going, I think you need to correct the record because it literally says Paula Bennett holds up, you know up half a bag of cannabis. And they were like, you had better correct that.

And I was like, oh, no, let's leave it. Yeah, leave it. Let's correct it. Paula Bennett holds up half an ounce of weed and says, who's ready to blaze it? I mean, holds up half a bag of oregano. Doesn't have the same effect. It's not as cool.

Is it legal to carry that much oregano on you? Yeah, is it? Did you have a pizza you were intending to make? Depends how many chickens you've got, doesn't it? How much oregano you need. Yeah, was the oregano for personal use or were you looking to distribute it amongst kept? I don't know what you do with that much oregano.

How much can you have on you and your person at one time? We tried a bit of tea leaves. Didn't look good. Wait, I love this combo. So you guys actually discussed what looks the most like weed. Yes, we did. You decided on the oregano.

Yes, we did. Who's in that Brains Trust? Is it you? Maggie Berry? Is she in there? No, this guy Tyson. My millennial. Did he have the most experience? Who was the one who was like, nah, in my personal opinion. Yeah, who's fact-checking the similarities for you?

The weed. Okay, this is a problem. Like, Tyson's, I think, like 23, 24 years old, right? I'm 50. He was the one that wanted to go with the tea and it's me that knew that the oregano was going to look for you. I think good call from you, Paula Bennett.

Good call. Yeah, well, you're from West Auckland. Yeah. And that was that. I looked at him. I was slightly disappointed. I said, do you seriously think your little dried tea leaf there looks like weed?

Wake up, Junior. I love that in the meeting, they both had to pitch what they thought was the best option, the weed lookalike. There he goes. I have so much to teach him, obviously. Obviously, Paula. Okay.

The wisdom. Well, it's good to clear that up. We just wanted to get you on because, I mean, if you're packing half an ounce of real weed in Parliament, girl, you need to watch. You're rolling. Yeah, I just wanted to check. You know the referendum hasn't actually happened yet and you can't actually walk around with that. Next minute, Paula Bennett does collab with Snoop Dogg.

Okay, and then he's really, you know, and I've got to give him credit for it because it was quite funny. So today, Winston Peters held up a big picture of me holding the bag of weed and went, I don't know which one's the dope. Shots fired. But good on you for being able to give credit where credit's due on a good roast. And that's why we love to have you on, mate. On a good roast.

Oh, it's all right. That's a good day job. It was quite good. Just before you go, we have to ask, do you still want to fight Bree? You had you in earlier this year. Yeah, we're still on for that. You and Bree, celebrity boxing match.

Remember I wanted like a tiddlywinks or a quiz, and Brie didn't think that that would get a crowd. No. So we were thinking, could we settle on maybe a burnout competition? Yeah. You and a Commodore? Yeah. Me and a Ford?

Let's not rule that one out. Okay. I'm leaving it in. I'm Let's not rule that one out. Okay. I'm leaving it in. I think it stays on the table. Good from you, Paula. And also, depending on the results of the big election next year, you could be free for Celebrity Treasure Island season two. I'd be happy to have you on.

I mean, hopefully not, Paula, for your sake. Let's get her on. You would own that arena. I don't have time for something like that. Gosh, I'd know how to do the politics behind it, wouldn't I? Oh, you would absolutely be in your element. All right, that is New Zealand polit... Lit politician.

Politician? Politician. Politician. Paula Bennett. This is why I love this country so much. Thanks, Paula.