ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint - Special Edition Summer Podcast 6
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Hi everybody and welcome to the Bree and Clint special edition podcast number 497.
Oh, that's a lot of special editions.
We've put together a list of, no, a range of podcasts for you to enjoy while we're on holiday
because we're thoughtful like that.
And by we, Ben's done everything.
Yeah, producer Ben has come in on his weekends to do these.
Well, technically has he?
Yes, he has.
No, no, no, hear me out here, my theory. Okay. What have you done? How many weekends? Two. Two weekends? do these. Well, technically, has he? Yes. Yes, he has. No, no, no.
Hear me out.
Hear my theory.
Okay.
What have you done?
How many weekends?
Two.
Two weekends?
Two Sundays.
Bree and I have spent an entire year making the stuff inside these podcasts.
So have we.
You know?
Not on weekends, though, Clint.
Hey, Monday to Friday, right?
We've spent an entire year humiliating ourselves for these podcasts.
Weekends I spend reflecting on the show.
Okay.
Technically, this podcast is going out on my birthday. Yes, it is reflecting on the show. Okay. Technically this podcast
is going out on my birthday.
Yes it is. So if you're listening.
Happy birthday Bree. Thank you guys.
About time. What do you mean about time?
Well I'm never around
people for my birthday.
And shock horror you're still not.
This is being recorded on
December the 10th. I know.
So if you're listening and it's January 3rd,
if you want to send me a happy birthday inbox,
I would not be against that.
Nudes.
Nudes?
I'm fine with nudes.
I'll take whatever you want to send me.
She wants a fruit bowl.
Do you guys know what a fruit bowl is?
Yeah, no.
Do you know what a fruit bowl is?
No.
You know the mangina?
Yes.
So when you do that, all the fruit gets bunched to the back.
So a fruit bowl is just mangina from the back.
It's like two apples and a banana.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like that.
Yeah, I'll take that.
You like that?
Yeah, why not?
I like that.
I like that a lot.
Today's special edition podcast for Bree's birthday is the Friday Okie edition.
It's a whole year of Friday Okie.
God, how long is this podcast?
It's pretty short because after about 10 of them, I was like,
oh, they're pretty bad.
You know what?
They get better.
They got better after 10.
Okay.
Yours, mine.
Mine didn't.
All right.
I'm on holiday, so let's just let this baby fly, shall we?
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
A special release from ZM's brain, Clint.
The best of Fridayoke podcast.
Go on, welcome in our special guests.
Welcome my mum and dad into the studio.
Hello, New Zealand.
Hi, guys.
How long did it take you guys to get here in a cab?
Took us three hours in the plane and two hours in the cab.
Jeez Louise.
But we had a wonderful cab driver, Ravind.
Ravind was a nice guy.
He really was.
He was wonderful.
They're making friends already.
Big Steve goes to me before,
I heard your impression of me when I was in the car.
You did an impression of my dad.
And now I'm frightened.
Yeah.
It's really good to finally meet you guys.
Obviously, we've had you guys on the show before.
I've never met you.
I've never actually seen you guys in person.
I know, but it seems like I know you, Clint.
Yeah, same.
Yeah, it's weird.
And have you guys met Bree?
Hi, guys.
A long time ago.
A long time ago.
Watch out.
I came out of your vagina.
Oh, Brianna.
Honestly, no.
I shouldn't say that on the radio.
No, you shouldn't.
It's true.
It is fact. It's really good to have you guys here, though, because, I shouldn't say that on the radio. No, you shouldn't. It's true. It is fact.
It's really good to have you guys here, though,
because, I mean, it's Thursday,
and on Thursday one of our biggest features happens,
and we've been wanting to get you guys a part of it
for a long, long time.
This is legit.
The producers love this segment.
We love the segment.
The listeners love this segment.
Should we just kick it off?
Let's kick it off.
Let's kick it off.
And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment.
This is a Thursday-okey.
I love Thursday-okey.
It's the beast.
I listen every Thursday.
I never miss Thursday-okey.
Thanks, Bree and Clint.
You've made my Thursday again.
Now welcome this week's celebrity guests.
All the way from Stanthorpe, Australia, Bree's parents, Mama Di and Big Steve.
We're here, we're here.
So it's a simple game where we get celebrities in every week and they sing songs live on the radio.
Most of the time they are celebrity singers.
Yeah.
You know, we've had everyone.
We're close, we're close.
And we've heard that you guys are good too.
So the first song is ready for you.
Oh, no.
They've both got microphones that it's like they're singing.
This is going to be a good time, New Zealand.
The first song we've got for you guys is a duet, which, I mean, Big Steve,
who would you say out of you and Mum is the better singer?
Definitely me.
When you guys are ready, hit that space bar
and follow along with the words.
You know how karaoke works.
All right, guys, here we go.
Oh, what a classic.
Oh, what a joke.
Here we go, guys.
It's Thursday-aky, everyone.
Baby, when I met you, there was peace unknown.
Come on, man.
I set out to get you with a fine tooth comb.
I was soft inside, but there was something going on.
I hope the music's in the background.
Come on, man.
We can't hear you, man.
You do something that I can't hear you, Mum. You do.
I can't explain.
Hold me closer and I feel no pain.
It's painful.
Here comes a nice big chorus.
Oh, my God.
Everyone join in. We're all joined.
And the love and blame.
It's required. it requires a dedication.
All this love we need.
Come on, no more, no more, no more.
We ride it together. No more, no more.
The mum's getting into it now.
Making love with each other.
Uh-huh.
Islands in the stream, That is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong?
Sail away with me
To another world
And we'll rely on each other
Oh, that was just subbed.
That was really, honestly.
Do you want my honest opinion?
That was... I'm sure we'll get it anyway. That was. Do you want my honest opinion? That was.
I'm sure we'll get it anyway.
It was absolutely crap.
That was disgusting.
I agree.
I apologise, New Zealand.
Yeah, me too.
We'll go home now.
See you later.
Thirsty Okie is actually a two-song segment.
It is a two-song segment.
We love to play two songs, and I think out of the two,
I think out of the two, Mama Die, You Really
Shine. Didn't she really put her all into it?
You were just getting into it.
No, Brianna, honestly.
Big Steve, you take a rest.
I'll have a rest. You've earned a rest.
You have to stay here.
When you're ready, though,
you push bass bar for
Mama Die. Can I just say, though, we need to...
Did you...
It's all ready to go.
Did she know the song?
We didn't grab that, did we?
No, we didn't grab that, but...
You know, Mum, how I've gotten you to do some modern songs.
Oh, my God.
That's right.
Some modern songs back in the day.
Oh, my God.
And you love Ariana Grande.
She loves to say her name too. Ariana
Grande.
Who?
Ariana Grande.
Actually, your brother's got a
big crush on her. On who?
On who? Ariana Grande.
Oh, be quiet.
Be kind. This is song two
for Thursday Okie.
Push that space.
Oh, we're off.
When the drums kick in, it's all you, Mama Di.
Stop watching.
My neck is flossing.
Make big deposits.
My gloss is popping.
You like my hair?
Gee, thanks.
Just bought it.
I see it like it. I want it. I got thanks. Just bought it. I see it, like it.
I want it.
I got it.
I want it.
I got it.
I want it.
I got it.
I want it.
I got it.
I want it.
I got it.
You like my hair?
Gee, thanks.
Just bought it.
I see it.
I like it.
I want it.
I got it.
Wearing a ring, but ain't got to be no missing.
Brought matching diamonds for six of my beaches.
She can't be dumb.
That'll do all right.
My God.
You just got taken over.
You were possessed.
Yeah, you were possessed by who?
What's her name?
Aranda Grande.
By the way, guys, it's not a real segment.
Oh, Brianna.
I can do anything but sing.
A special release from ZM's Brianne Clint.
The best of Fridayoke podcast.
A couple of weeks ago, we tricked my mum and dad into thinking we had a karaoke segment on our show.
It provided us with one of the greatest moments in this show's history,
Mama Di's Seven Rings.
My ass, stop watching.
My neck is flossing.
Make big deposits.
My gloss is popping.
You like my hair?
Gee, thanks.
Just bought it.
I see it, like it.
I want it.
I got it. I don't even like it. I want it. I got it.
I don't even enjoy the original anymore.
It was great.
Like, that is the best rendition of that song I think you will ever hear.
Brings so much joy.
Off the back of that, I have no idea why I've pitched this idea for the show.
But I thought, you know, you and I, both not amazing singers.
You not an amazing singer.
I would say I'm probably one of the worst singers you've ever heard.
And then I would say you think you're better than what you are.
I think I've got potential.
I think I need coaching is what I would say.
Mate!
You've got to remember this.
Well, you need to know this about me, actually.
I sung in front of an entire auditorium of people
with Suzanne Prentice in the Rotorua Youth Choir once.
I was awarded a solo.
Mate, doesn't mean you were good.
Well, it was also pre-puberty as well.
I had a much higher voice, but yeah.
So off the back of that, us neither being good singers,
we've decided to do this.
And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment,
Friday Okie.
I love Friday Okie.
It's the best.
I listen every Friday.
I never miss Friday Okie.
Thanks, Bree and Clint.
You've made my Friday again.
Friday Okie.
We're finally going to find out
who is the least crap singer out of you and I.
Our fake segment is now a real segment.
I'm into this, and I like this because it's competitive.
Yeah.
And it's about not taking yourself too seriously.
So I'm into this.
However, you have royally stitched us up
with the song that you've chosen for Friday Oki
for the first version.
So for the first Friday Oki ever,
I've decided to pick an absolute classic Savage Garden song,
Truly Madly Deeply.
I want to stand with you on a mountain.
I want to bathe with you in the sea.
If I was to make a list of songs that are near impossible for me to sing,
this would probably be right up there.
Oh, stop making excuses.
All right, so you listening right now, you guys are going to be the judges.
So you need to listen carefully.
What's happened this afternoon?
Clint has had 15 minutes.
That is it.
There is a time limit with an audio producer, Al,
and then I've had 15 minutes with Al,
and we've both recorded a verse and a chorus.
You will get to hear mine, and you'll get to hear Clint's,
and then we will take a vote.
I'm sorry in advance.
This is not my best work.
Can I just say also, my verse that I kick off with, really bad.
My chorus, not too bad.
I haven't heard yours, and you haven't heard mine.
Rock, paper, scissors for who gets played first.
Okay.
So we go one, two, three, show.
Okay.
One, two, three, show.
That's mine.
It's yours.
All right, New Zealand, here we go.
Clint's rendition of Truly, Nadly, Deeply, Savage Garden.
This is the first ever Friday.
I haven't heard this yet.
Oh, no. This will make or heard this yet. Oh, no.
This will make or break your weekend.
I'll be your dream.
I'll be your wish.
I'll be your fantasy.
I'll be your hope.
I'll be your love.
Be everything that you need.
I love you more with every breath.
Truly, madly, deeply do. I will be strong. I love you more with every breath. Truly, madly, deeply
do. I will be strong.
I will be faithful.
Cause I'm counting on a
new beginning.
A reason for
living. A deeper
meaning.
Yeah.
And I wanna stand
with you on a mountain. And I want to stand with you on a mountain
And I want to bathe with you in the sea
And I want to lay like this forever
Until the sky falls down on me. try. I did try. That last part. The last bit was just for fun. The rest of it,
I gave it everything.
Do you want to hear my thoughts?
The verse at the start, pretty
good. I didn't realise we could do
harmonies, but I thought, and then
the harmonies went absolutely
to shit in the chorus.
I take it back, I can't sing.
Nah, I thought that was pretty good.
Are you ready for yours? I know what's. Nah, I thought that was pretty good. Are you ready for yours?
I know what's coming.
So I thought yours was really good.
Oh no, this is bad.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Listen critically, New Zealand, because next we need you to judge.
Mainly to the chorus.
The whole thing.
No, the chorus.
I'll be your dream.
I'll be your wish.
I'll be your fantasy.
I'll be your hope. I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy. I'll be your hope, I'll be your love, be everything that you need.
I love you more with every breath, truly, madly, deeply do.
I will be strong, I will be faithful, cause I'm counting on a new beginning A reason for living
A deeper meaning, yeah
I wanna stand with you on a mountain
I wanna bathe with you in the sea
I wanna lay like this forever My microphone was falling off.
Pretty good.
Pretty good.
Hey, could have been a lot worse.
This is either the best or worst segment we have ever come up with.
This could be the first and last week of Friday Okie.
This is where you come in, okay?
This is where you come in, New Zealand.
0800 dial ZM.
Whose was the least worst of those two versions?
Was it Bree's or was it mine?
What we're going to do is we're going to take five calls,
live to air, and best of five, okay?
That's how we pick a winner for this.
Please be kind.
Or don't, whatever.
You're welcome to call through with a critique as well, a review.
But we do need a vote,
and we will award some mobile fuel to someone who votes this afternoon as well.
This is Friday-okey. vote and we will award some mobile fuel to someone who votes this afternoon as well.
This is Friday-oke.
We've just launched the inaugural Friday-oke.
Friday-oke!
The game
in a nutshell. We have a
song. We both have to sing the
same song. We put it out there
and then you judge who is the
least worst of both of us.
Who's the least crap at karaoke?
I mean, people on the text machine are calling me
the songbird of our generation.
We've got that.
Wow, they are joking.
Hey, no, they're not.
We took on this song.
I want to stand with you on a mountain.
A Stone Cold Savage Garden classic.
And I am sorry to the whole Savage Garden fano for what we have done to it.
Hats off to Savage Garden.
Not an easy song.
We need to know, though, on 0800 dials at IM, who did the bitter version.
Exactly.
So we've got the phone lines all lined up here, but I think we need to hear.
I know they might have made their decision,
but let's hear a highlight from yours and mine just to see
if we can change their mind.
Me.
I want to stand with you on a mountain.
And I want to bathe with you in the sea.
And I want to lay like this forever. In the words of Brie, pretty good.
We don't need that, but...
And Brie. Pretty smooth.
Pretty smooth.
Is it just me?
And I don't mind.
Is it just me?
Or do we sound pretty similar? Yeah, pretty smooth. Is it just me? And I don't mind. Is it just me or do we sound pretty similar?
Yeah, off tune.
We go to a best of five elimination with this.
We have taken the first five phone calls that have come through on our $100.00 ZM
and that will decide the winner of this segment.
And can I say, whoever wins picks next week's song.
Okay, great.
Okay, here we go.
First vote is Natalie.
Hi, Natalie.
Hi.
Did the highlight package change your mind?
No, I still don't know what I'm going for.
Okay, you were voting for...
Definitely Brie.
Yes!
Come on, I thought I'd get none.
Thank you, Natalie.
Hello, Peter.
Welcome to the show.
Hi, Peter. Hello, how are you?
Who are you voting for in Friday Oki this afternoon, Pete?
Well, last part sort of changed my vote.
You were both good, but unfortunately, I have to go for Brie.
All right.
Okay, thank you, Peter.
I'm looking like a down trail here.
I can't believe this.
Hi, Sam.
Hi, Sam. Hi, guys. Before you cast your vote, do you have any, like, I'm looking like a down trail here I can't believe this Hi Sam Hi Sam
Hi guys
Before you cast your vote
Do you have any like
Constructive feedback for us?
Well I gotta say
Clint your last part
Wasn't as good as your first part
Judge us as a whole though
Judge us as a whole
Yes
But
You both did
Better than I thought you would
To be honest
Okay good
That's definitely constructive.
I think.
Cool, yeah.
But I've got to say, I think Clint took it over there.
Oh, I got one.
So you're just taking your voters for me?
Yeah.
Okay, beautiful.
Thank you, Sam.
Amber.
Hi, Amber.
Hello.
Who is your vote going for this afternoon?
I'm really sorry, Bree, but Clint absolutely nailed it for me.
Oh, we're back on.
And when did you know that you were tone deaf?
Um, actually.
No, thanks, Emma.
Appreciate your vote.
One more vote.
Mel.
Oh, my God, Mel.
This is for the winner.
Oh, no.
Okay.
I'm so sorry, but I have to go with Clint.
Yeah!
So, three.
How did I pull this out of the bag?
Oh, my God.
I reckon you, I don't know, I just liked your voice,
and you kind of sound like the lead singer, so, yeah.
Oh, well, don't come on the radio and lie, Mel.
I feel like I've been robbed for that.
If you listen to this show regularly, you will know that we are fiercely competitive, Mel. I feel like I've been robbed for that. If you listen to this show
regularly, you will know that we are
fiercely competitive, you and I. So competitive.
Oh yeah, definitely.
To take that win means the world to me.
I feel like I was actually robbed.
I want to know what the producers think about that.
We can get them on very shortly, but before then,
as the victor,
I would like to introduce you to next
week's song. The text machine agrees
They're saying I was robbed
No
No
Are you ready?
Yes I'm ready
This is next week's
Friday Oki song
Next week
We will both be singing
Katy Perry's
Hot and Cold
I love her
You love her.
You love her.
And you will have your chance to take me down in Fridayoke next week.
Would have rather I kissed a girl, to be honest.
We know you would rather.
Hey, I'm ready.
I've got some singing lessons.
Producer Ellie's going to help me out.
Aren't you, Ellie?
Good work, mate.
Good work, mate.
Good game.
A special release from ZM's Bree and Clint.
The best of Friday Oki podcast.
And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment,
Friday Oki.
I love Friday Oki.
It's the best.
I listen every Friday.
I never miss Friday Oki.
Thanks, Breeam Clint.
You've made my Friday again.
F-F-F-Friday-oke.
Good to be here.
Good to be here.
Good to bloody be here.
Our embarrassment for your gain.
What we do is we each take a week about picking the song,
and then we jump in the booth with a professional audio engineer who makes us sound
as good as we possibly can.
We only get 15 minutes though.
It's not long.
No, you only get 15.
That includes all your mistakes,
all your re-dos.
All the auto-tune.
Any backing vocals
you need to do.
This week,
and then you decide
who wins.
Who's the best?
This week we're taking on Pitbull.
And I know you love Pitbull.
I love Pitbull
Well that's why we chose it
You didn't say I was good at Pitbull
No
But I love it
You want to rock, paper, scissors
And see who goes first?
Here we go
So it's one, two, three, show
Okay
One, two, three, show
Okay, you can go first
Can I just say
Yeah
This is my absolute best And I tried it in a few different ways,
and I landed on this that I've recorded as the best option for me.
Brie as Pitbull.
Ladies and gentlemen, drink it in and save your votes
until you've heard both versions.
Ha-ha-ha!
This is Real 5 checking in for the remix.
You know that it's 75 Street Brazil.
Well, this here girl will be called Caiocho.
And this is how we gonna do it.
Dale.
One, two, three, four.
Uno, dos, tres, quatro.
I know you want me.
Want me.
You know I want ya.
Want ya.
I know you want me.
You know I want ya.
Want ya.
I know you want me.
Want me. You know I want ya. Want ya. I know you want me. You know I want ya. Want ya. I know you want me. Want me.
You know I want ya.
Want ya.
I know you want me.
You know I want ya.
Want ya.
One, two, three, four.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro.
Rumba.
Si.
I'm gonna get a rumba.
Como?
Rumba.
Si.
I wanna buy a rumba.
Como?
See the jacket in the racket on the TV on 4th day
There's a thriller in Manila in the Punta Jaguar
Okay.
Crushed it.
I will say I do have an Italian background.
I got French out of that.
No.
You were like, frere, jaca, frere, jaca.
I threw in all ethnicities.
I don't discriminate.
Also, was Kath and Kim doing Beth and Becking vocals?
Why are you hating on my version?
I'm not hating.
I'm not hating.
Let's hear yours.
Okay, here you go.
This is my attempt at Pitbull for Friday O'Keefe.
Ha-ha.
It's Mr. 305 checking in for the remix.
You know it's that 75 Street Brazil.
Well, this here gonna be called Cajoto.
Ha-ha.
Que ola, Cata. Que ola, Omega here gonna be called Caiocho. Haha!
Que o la gata, que o la omega, and this how we gonna do.
Dale!
One, two, three, four.
Uno, dos, tres, quatro.
I know you want me.
Want me.
You know I want ya.
Want ya.
I know you want me.
You know I want ya.
Want ya.
I know you want me.
Want me.
You know I want ya.
Want ya.
I know you want me. You know I want ya I know you want me
You know I want ya
One, two, three, four
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro
Rumba
El Equercer Rumba
Rumba
El Equercer Rumba
Se va a requerir
San Juan, Guapa, Yo, San Bessa
Cosa si resumbo grande Vale un trejago There you go.
Both good Spanish, I thought.
Yeah, both nice, solid attempts.
Now, who wins?
We're going to take five calls to decide it.
And whoever gets the most votes takes out Friday Oki.
Dale.
Here we go.
We'll find out straight after.
In fact, let's play some Pitbull.
Should we play some Pitbull?
Yeah, let's play some Pitbull. Some real Pitbull after what we just did to that.
Here you go.
We'll be back with the result after this.
0800 dials at M.
He is the subject of Friday Oki today.
Who does a better pitbull, Bree or me?
We only do this to make you feel better about yourself on a Friday.
You've heard them now.
You've heard Bree's pitbull.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro.
I know you want me.
Want me.
You know I want you.
Want you.
I know you want me.
You know I want you.
Me.
Want you.
And you've heard mine.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro. I know you want me. Want me. You know I want you. And you've heard mine.
Why do people keep texting and saying mine sound creepy?
It's a trend.
Five votes decides it.
Majority wins.
First is Goldie.
Hi, Goldie.
G'day, how you going?
Going good, going good.
What do you reckon, Goldie?
Who's taking it out today?
Mate, I don't know if Bree's in that music for you today.
That was just bang on, so I've got to go for Bree, mate.
You going with Bree?
Thank you, mate.
Appreciate the support.
He sounds Australian.
Rock on.
Yes, mate.
Hi, Jordy.
Hey, how are you?
Going good.
Jordy, who's your vote for in Friday Oki today?
I was going to let you know,
I was sitting at the Huratu Lights in the Waikato and I was crying laughing.
And the person who I'm choosing 100% deserves it
and it's free.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
I know you want me, mate.
I know you want me.
Let's go to Mitchell.
Hi, Mitchell.
Hi, Mitch.
Hey, guys. How's it going? Going good, man. Hi, Mitch. Hey, guys.
How's it going?
Going good, man.
Who's you voting for for Friday Oaky?
I'm going to have to go for you, Clint.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's good to get a run on the board.
That's all right.
I appreciate it.
Thanks.
What did you like about it, Mitch?
I felt it had more flow than breathe.
Stop fishing, mate.
Stop fishing.
I was looking for a bit of critical feedback. Tell me what you liked about it, Mitchell. Hi, mate. Stop fishing. I was looking for a bit of critical feedback.
Tell me what you liked about it, Mitchell.
Hi, Casey.
Hi.
Casey, who's your vote for today?
You know what?
I love you, Bree, but I got to say I have to vote for Clint
only because it was so close, but his Spanish just a tad bit better.
Mine was pretty good.
I really want a rumba.
Yours was Italian.
Yours was more Italian.
That's right.
It was.
Thank you.
It was Espanol.
Yeah, see, I agree.
Thank you, Casey.
I appreciate that.
Hey, that means we're going to tie break.
One vote left.
All right.
It's all down to Emma this afternoon.
Hi, Em.
Hi.
Emma, before you say anything,
the current score for Fridayoke is four games to Bree,
three games for me.
Oh, that's close.
The votes in this week's game are currently tied at two all.
Who is taking out Fridayoke?
I'm going to have to let the seven and nine-year-old in my car
who listen every week, literally it's their favourite part of the week, I'm going to have to let the seven and nine-year-old in my car,
who listen every week, literally the favourite part of the week,
tell you who's going to be the winner.
Great.
Let's hear it.
We vote for Clint.
Ah!
I know you want me.
You know I want you.
Thanks, guys.
I know you want me. Thanks, Emma. One, two, three, four. Thanks, guys.
Thanks, Emma.
Thanks, Sam.
That means we're even.
We are.
Four games each.
We're evenly bad.
A special release from ZM's Bree and Clint.
The best of Friday Oaky podcast.
And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment.
Friday Oaky. I love Friday Oaky. It's the best. and Clint's most popular segment. F-F-F-Friday-Oki!
I love Friday-Oki. It's the best.
I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday-Oki.
Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again.
F-F-F-Friday-Oki!
Just like a mid-morning TV infomercial,
those are 100% true testimonials about the segment Friday Okie.
People love it.
They can't get enough of it.
They definitely don't work at ZM.
What we do is we go weak about choosing a song,
and then we have a go at singing it.
Neither of us particularly good singers,
but the idea is we are so bad that you've got to feel good about something in your life.
It'll make your life a whole lot better.
Doesn't matter what's happened this week you'll go,
man, that sucked.
At least it wasn't as bad
as Brie and Clint's Friday Okie.
I thought at the start
of this segment
we'd get better.
I think we are.
I think we are.
Nah, mate.
I think we are.
Maybe you.
I think you've gotten better.
You've chosen the song this week.
Guess it's never really over.
Just because it's over
doesn't mean it's really over
and if I think it over, maybe...
Katy Perry's latest Never Really Over.
Bold, bold choice.
It's got a tough chorus.
Yeah.
Just because it's over doesn't mean it's really over.
You have requested that I go first this week.
And I will oblige.
There's a twist.
And I feel like I want to hear yours first.
Sure thing.
What we need you to do is listen to both songs in full.
My attempt, Bree's attempt.
They're only about a minute long.
Don't worry, we don't do the whole song.
And after that, we get you to vote on who wins.
Here we go.
Friday Oki, take one.
This is me.
Get it, Clint.
Get it.
I'm losing my self-control.
Yeah, you're starting to trickle back in.
But I don't want to fall down the rabbit hole Cross my heart, I won't do it again
I tell myself, tell myself, tell myself, draw the line
And I do, I do
But once in a while I trip up and I cross the line
And I think of you
Two years went just like that My head still takes me back Once in a while I trip up and I cross the line and I think of you.
Two years went just like that.
My head still takes me back.
Thought it was done, but I guess it's never really over.
Oh, we were such a mess, but wasn't it the best?
Thought it was done, but I guess it's never really over.
Just because it's over doesn't mean it's really over and if I think it over maybe you'll be coming
over again and I'll have to get over
you all over again.
Just because
it's over doesn't mean it's really over and if
I think it over maybe you'll be coming over
again and I'll have to get over you
all over again.
All over you all over again.
I mean Katy Perry defeated you last all over again. All over you all over again. Oh.
I mean,
Katy Perry defeated you last time we did it
in Friday, okay?
But I think you got
one up on it.
This is better than my last.
I'm not saying it's good.
It's better than my last, Katy.
Better than your last, Katy.
Hot and cold.
Brie was giving me
a sympathy clap
while that played.
That's fine.
That's fine.
That's totally fine.
Hey, some bits were alright.
Here comes Brie, everybody.
Just why I wanted to go second.
Yeah.
As an artist, because we're artists now, we do this every week.
Yeah, yeah.
I've decided to change it up, and I have done Katy Perry's new song in the acoustic version.
Wow.
Okay.
Okay.
Has it been done on Friday Oki before?
It's a bold choice.
I'm very vulnerable in this, so be kind.
I don't know if this all lends itself to an acoustic attempt,
but let's do it.
Here you go.
This is acoustic Friday Oki for the very first time.
This is Bree.
One, two, one, two, three.
I'm losing my self-control.
Yeah. You're starting self-control. Yeah.
It's starting to trickle back in.
But I don't want to fall down the rabbit hole.
Cross my heart I won't do it again.
I tell myself, tell myself, tell myself, draw the line.
I do, I do. But once in a while tell myself, draw the line. What do I do?
But once in a while I trip up across the line.
And think of you.
Two years and just like that.
My head, it takes me back.
Thought I was done, but I guess it's never really over.
Oh, it was such a mess.
But wasn't it the best?
Thought it was done, but wasn't it the best?
Thought it was done, but guess it's never really over.
Just because it's over doesn't mean it's really over. If I think it over, maybe you'll be coming over again.
I'll have to get over you again and again.
Just because it's over doesn't mean it's really over.
And if I think it over, maybe you'll be coming over again.
I'll have to get over you again and again. What the hell just happened?
What the hell just happened?
I can't tell if you smashed it or not.
I'm kind of impressed.
Thank you, mate.
I was playing the guitar too.
You definitely were.
This is where it goes to you, New Zealand.
You have two very, very different choices up for grabs this afternoon.
As always, it's just for fun,
but we would like five calls on 0800DALZM to tell us...
Who took it out.
Who took out Friday Oaky this week?
One song and we'll be back with a result.
What was that?
You're in shock.
I don't know if it's a good shock or a bad shock.
I think it's a bad one.
I didn't know you had a high note in you.
This week, Katy Perry's never really over.
The new Katy Perry song.
Chorus is tough.
The chorus is tough.
Mine?
Just because it's over doesn't mean it's really over.
And if I think it over, maybe you'll be coming over again.
And I'll have to get over you all over again.
Or Bree's country rendition.
Just because it's over doesn't mean it's really over.
And if I think it over, maybe you'll be coming over again.
I'll have to get over you again and again.
Who's taking up Friday Oaky this week?
Five votes get to decide it.
Emma's here.
Hi, Emma.
Hi, Em.
Hello.
What do you think?
I'm blown away.
It's obviously Brie.
Oh, thank you, babe.
I'm not surprised.
That was magical.
I took a risk.
I was just pulling up to work, and she waited for me to walk in the gate,
and I said, go inside without me.
I'm on hold with the radio.
She said, I hope you're voting for Bree.
Okay, thanks, Emma.
Another vote is for Rebecca.
Hi, Rebecca.
Hi, Beck.
Hi.
Who you got?
Definitely Clint.
Thank you.
Oh, thank you.
Vote for Clint. No problem. Thank you Vote for Clint
Country's not your scene I assume
No I love country
That wasn't country
Just don't like Breeze
Hey Nicole
Who you got
Hi I just have to say
Bree smashed it out of the park
Thank you mate
It was awesome I was actually not cringing for once listening to myself.
It was still good.
Thank you, mate.
Appreciate that.
That's a vote for Bree, so it's 2-1.
Hey, Josh.
Hi, Josh.
Hello.
I'm voting for Bree.
I appreciate that.
You've got the game, and let's see if you get four.
Hey, Brayden.
Hello, Brayden.
How are you?
Hello, mate.
Going well, bro.
Who's your vote for?
Rounded out this afternoon.
Who are you voting for?
First of all, hey, Bray.
Yeah?
You all right?
I thought I've told you before.
No, I'm not.
No, we established that a long time ago.
Yes.
I think purely because of the amount of effort she went through,
I have to give it to Bree.
Thank you, guys.
I appreciate the support.
I don't disagree this week, Braden.
I really don't.
Country's back.
Well done.
So with that comes the customary winner's replay.
Just because it's over doesn't mean it's really over.
And if I make it over, baby, you'll be coming over again. I'll have to get over you again and again. play.
It gets worse every time you hear it.
4-1. Thanks, Brayden. You have a great weekend, mate. Appreciate that, Brayden. Perfect. You too.
Hey, Brayden, one last thing. Yep.
You alright?
You sound great. Happy Friday. See you, mate.
Have a good weekend, mate.
A special release from ZM's Bree and Clint.
The best of Friday-oke podcast.
Time for Friday-oke.
And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment,
F-F-F-Friday-oke.
I love Friday-oke.
It's the best.
I listen every Friday.
I never miss Friday-oke.
Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. F-F-F never miss Friday-oke. Thanks, Brian Clint.
You've made my Friday again.
Friday-oke.
Love a Friday-oke.
Don't we just love it?
We really put ourselves on the line for you,
to impress you and to make you go, hey, no matter whether I've had a good week or a stink week,
at least I'm not those guys who have to sing on the radio.
Both of us, very average singers, so it makes it a fair competition.
Brie took it out last week with a country version of Katy Perry.
It gets worse every time.
So I thought, let's stick with country and go Wagon Wheel. So rock me, mama, like a wagon wheel.
Rock me,
mama,
any way you feel.
Hey,
mama,
rock me.
Now,
are you sure you want to do this?
Because I am a legit country girl.
Well,
I did pick it,
I wanted to give you something
you could take on
because I want you
to get your confidence back
and I think you got that
with Katy Perry last week.
I will be requesting that you go first this week though
with your version of Wagon Wheel.
Did you copy me this week and get people in?
No, I didn't.
You didn't?
What have you done though?
You can wait until you hear my one.
Okay.
Can I just say,
I'm very fragile today.
We both are.
Went out last night
and I really tried
but I struggled
this week.
This is Bree's
version of Wagon Wheel.
Okay.
Sorry, no,
that's not the right one.
Well, now you've ruined it.
This is Bree's version
of Wagon Wheel.
Now it's sabotage.
Listen to hers,
then listen to mine,
then you pick a winner.
Here you go. Bit of a big intro. Alright, then you pick a winner. There you go.
Bit of a big intro.
All right, let's go.
Right, Aoki.
Come on.
Come on.
Head down south to the land of the pines
And thumbing my way into North Carolina
Staring up the road and pray
to God I see the headlines.
That was bad.
Made it down to the coast
in 17 hours.
Picking me a bouquet of dogwood
flowers. And I'm hoping for
more really. Oh, shit.
Oh, help me.
So rock
me, mama, like a wagon wheel.
Rock me, mama, every way you feel.
Hey, mama, rock me.
Yeehaw!
More cowbells!
Rock me, mama, like the wind and the rain.
Rock me, mama, like a southbound train.
Hey, mama, rock me. Can I just say I did all the sound effects?
Oh, really?
Really?
Bree and the ZM Office Choir with Wagon Wheel.
Now for my turn.
Okay, mate.
I've gone in a slightly different direction with my Wagon Wheel. Okay. I knew. Okay, mate. I've gone in a slightly different direction
with my Wagon Wheel.
Okay.
I knew you were going to be hard to beat this week,
so I have changed it up a bit.
You reckon that's hard to beat?
Okay.
I've gone and done a remix.
Okay.
Let's hear it.
This is a Wagon Wheel dance remix for a Friday,
and I really hope I can get a win.
Here we go.
This is a DJ Clint production
brought to you by Last Night's Hangover
with help from my friend Al.
Here we go.
Came down south to the land of the pines
Strumming my way to North Carolina
Staring at the road and praying to God I see headlights
I made it down the coast in 17 hours
Picking me a bouquet of dogwood flowers
And I'm hoping for Riley I can see my baby tonight
So rock me
Where?
Oh, rock me
Where you feel
Rock me
Where?
Oh, rock me
Where you feel Rock me, where, oh rock me, where you feel.
Rock me, wind and the rain.
Rock me, where, where you feel.
Rock me, where, where you feel.
Where, where you feel.
So, what do you think?
What the hell was that?
It was my Wagon Wheel remix.
What the hell?
Oh, wait, Andrew Dahl's at him.
Come on, guys.
Who takes out Friday Oaky this week?
You don't mess with country, mate.
No, I think you can.
We'll find out.
Can you hear me?
Friday Oaky!
Getting some real heat on this one.
The Wagon Wheel fanatics are not happy
with what we've done to their song. People are saying they're disgusted
with you. No, and you.
No, I'm not getting heat.
Whose Wagon Wheel do you like better?
They're saying yours was a mess.
Hey! I'm just reading what the texts say.
Bree's fine, boring
standard version.
Oh, cowbell.
Or My Remix.
That's dope.
That's good.
I like that.
It's really good.
I've reinvented that.
That's going to be a hit in the clubs.
Let's find out.
Five votes decides who wins Friday Oki every week.
Raewyn, you're first.
Hi.
Hi, Raewyn.
Hi, how are you?
Good, thank you.
Who's got it?
I'm sorry, Bree, but I have to vote for Clint.
I really liked the remix.
And Bree, you were just a wee bit off with your tone.
Thank you, Raewyn.
Raewyn, I'm always off.
Hey, Tanya.
Hi, Tanya.
Who's got it this week?
I liked Clint until you got to the chorus.
The chorus?
You ruined it.
The chorus was a risk.
I know that now.
Yeah, so I'm voting for Bree.
Thank you, Tanya.
Matt.
Hey, Matt.
How you doing?
You sound like a cool guy
who's up for a cool remix.
You sound like a guy
who loves country.
You sound like a guy
who wants to hit the clubs
tonight and hear a remix
of his favourite song.
Who takes out Friday Oki?
Firstly, Clint.
Are you alright?
Yeah, I'm dropping
remixes.
I asked that.
I asked that.
I am 100% going Brie.
Thank you, Matt.
About time someone had some sense.
Thanks for nothing, Matt.
Hi, Kat.
Hi.
Who you got, girl?
Who's got this?
Well, I think I'm biased because I'm just not into a remix in general,
but you butchered a wonderful song.
I thought you were about to say, but I really liked it.
No, it was awful.
Really?
I'm voting for free.
You guys need to open your minds.
I love it.
You guys need to open your minds to new possibilities.
Nah, get more savage.
We love that.
Joanne's here.
Hi, Joanne.
Hi.
Joanne, come on.
Are you sensible?
I am sensible, and I'm going to go with the tech machine,
but that was a miss, and I'm going to definitely vote for Brie.
Yes!
Touch me, man.
Woo-hoo!
Thanks, Joanne.
4-1 again.
Honestly, you guys, just think outside the square you live in.
Seriously.
There's a whole new world of possibilities out there,
and you're not even open to them. There's a whole new world of possibilities out there. I'm just going to read out this one text.
I've heard a lot of different versions
of wag and wheel in my life,
but Clint,
that was the absolute worst.
We know that now.
Thanks a lot.
No, I like that you took a risk though.
You've got to do that stuff.
I like that you took a risk.
I'm greater than Gumby.
A special release
from ZM's Bree and Clint.
The best of Friday Oki podcast.
And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment.
Friday Oki.
I love Friday Oki.
It's the best.
I listen every Friday.
I never miss Friday Oki.
Thanks, Bree and Clint.
You've made my Friday again.
Friday Oki. Fridayoke. Thanks, Brie and Clint. You've made my Friday again.
Fridayoke.
Every Friday, Brie and I go head-to-head in a singing competition.
We each get 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer,
and we take turn about selecting the song.
This week, Brie has gone way back, way, way, way back.
This is one of my, can I say, it just makes me feel really good.
I don't know why.
There's just something about it.
The memories attached to it.
And it's a great song.
She has chosen Marvin Gaye in Ain't No Mountain High.
We will both play our attempts at covering this.
And then you vote on who the winner is.
I think we're going to have a record number of people trying to vote this week because there's also the...
Stop calling now.
You haven't heard them yet, guys.
The added chance of winning Friday Jam's live tickets.
Yes, there is.
So stop calling.
You haven't heard them.
We're closing the line.
You've got to hear both before you can vote.
It needs to be fair.
So we'll kick you off this week with Bree's version.
No, we always go mine first.
I've picked the song, Gentlemen First.
Okay, sure thing.
Sure thing.
Sorry, I normally say ladies first, but that's fine.
I'm happy to go first.
You do, you do.
Say ladies first.
This is my attempt at covering a classic for Friday Oki.
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
Listen, baby. Enjoy. No matter where you are, no matter how far. Don't worry, baby.
Just call my name and I'll be there in a hurry. You don't have to worry, cos baby there ain't no mountain high enough.
Ain't no valley low enough.
Ain't no river wide enough to keep me from getting to you, babe.
I feel like we've gone a similar route.
Did you like my harmonies?
I did a harmony this week too.
You have to because it's a duet.
You've got to do the harmonies.
I did the guy and the girl or I did my best at it.
Yeah.
I don't think I did as good a job.
That's my attempt.
Here comes Breeze.
I've had two beers.
It's going to be interesting.
Oh, no.
Listen, baby.
Ain't no mountain high, ain't no valley low.
Ain't no river wide enough, baby.
If you need me, call me.
No matter where you are, no matter how far.
Don't worry, baby
Just call my name
I'll be there in a hurry
You don't have to worry
Cause, baby, there ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no valley low enough
Ain't no river wide enough
To keep me from getting to you, babe.
This segment is absolutely awful.
It's so bad.
Why are we still here?
Producer Ellie, open the phone lines.
We need five votes to tell us who takes out Friday Oaky this week.
Is it me or Bree?
I need this one this week.
It's my favourite song.
You won last week. No, you won last week. Oh, me or Brie? I need this one this week. It's my favourite song.
You won last week.
No, you won last week.
Oh yeah, I did too.
Yeah, you won last week.
I'd love to win again.
No, I want to win.
We'll find a winner after Lizzo.
Brie and Clint, ZM.
Friday Oaky.
There we go.
There we go, everybody.
Let's go.
This week for Friday Oaky
selected by Brie,
we are singing Marvin Gaye.
That's what it used to sound like.
Now it sounds like this.
Oh, that's a long one. Don't play
the long one again, for God's sake.
That's my one.
This is Bree's one.
Ain't no river wide enough to keep me from getting to you, babe.
Why do they always sound worse when we play the shortened version?
Because I think they cut to the most intense bit.
Right.
Thanks, Al.
When we really wind up.
Anyway, we've done our best.
Now we need you to vote.
Just for voting, you will get on here,
and you will be in to win Friday Jams live tickets
if Friday is the secret day.
But don't make that your main motivator.
Make the music your passion, you know?
Dude, we have to give them something after subjecting them to that.
Hi, Carmen.
Hi, Carmen.
Hi.
How are you?
I'm great, thanks.
How are you?
Talk to us, Carmen.
Who are you voting for this afternoon?
Sorry, I'm definitely voting for Clint.
It actually sounded pretty good to me.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
And when did you have earplugs in?
Was it the whole time?
Carmen, I've got to be honest.
I think it sounded quite good too.
Let's see what the rest of the people think.
Hi, Sam.
Hello.
Hi, Sam.
Hi.
Who's your vote for this week in Friday Okie?
Honestly, Clint, you've impressed me this week, so my vote goes to you. I'm sorry, Bree. That's okay, Sam. Hi. Who's your vote for this week in Friday Oaky? Honestly, Clint, you've impressed me this week, so my vote goes to you.
I'm sorry, Bree.
That's okay, Sam.
Thank you.
Clint, I'm sorry.
I'm like, man, you did it this week.
Well done.
Thank you.
I really appreciate it.
I really gave it my all this week.
Brooke's here.
Hi, Brooke.
Hi, Brooke.
Brooke.
Brooke.
Is that me?
Yeah.
Oh, Brookie.
Brookie.
Brookie. Sorry, Brookie. Who's your vote for? Oh, oh, Brookie. Brookie. Brookie.
Sorry, Brookie.
Who's your vote for?
Oh, it was a tough one, definitely, this week.
I listen every Friday, but there was heart, soul, and passion,
and Bree got my vote.
Thank you, Brookie.
Let's take it out this week.
Let's go to Vicky.
I can come back.
Hey, Vicky.
Hey.
Come on, Vicky.
Keep the dream alive for me.
Vicky, vote with your heart, okay?
Who takes out Friday Oaky for you this week?
What, Clint?
You actually did a really great job on the really first bit.
Thank you.
Brie, you butchered that bit, but because you did a really great job in the chorus,
my vote goes to you.
You're giving it to Brie and effectively keeping her in the game?
Yeah.
Thank you, Vicky.
I owe you one.
No, that's totally fine.
Okay.
Thanks, mate.
We're all tied up.
Brooke, you get the final vote.
All right, Brooke.
Sorry, Clint, but my vote goes with Bree.
I love you, Brooke.
I love you.
You know, when I got the first two votes.
You made my week.
When I got the first two votes, in my heart I started to believe,
could I get a clean sweep?
I think it was after you go, I sounded pretty damn good this week.
No, no, I didn't say that.
I said I enjoyed the way I sounded.
That's even worse.
Brooke, thank you for your vote.
Thank you, mate.
If Friday is the secret day, you're going to Friday Jams Live as well.
Congratulations. Awesome. Thank you so much. I hope you, mate If Friday is the secret day You're going to Friday Jams Live as well Congratulations Awesome, thank you so much
I hope you win, Brooke
To the winner
Go the spoils
Here's the official replay
Ain't no rapper wide enough
To keep me from getting to you, babe
Very close
That's awful
You arsehole
A special release from ZM's Bree and Clint.
The best of Friday Oki podcast.
And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment.
Friday Oki.
I love Friday Oki.
It's the best.
I listen every Friday.
I never miss Friday Oki.
Thanks, Bree and Clint.
You've made my Friday again.
F-F-F-Friday-oke.
I've thought about this.
Yeah.
It's our first duet.
Yes.
And why would we put both of us who can't sing or hold a tune together to harmonise?
Because it's exciting.
No.
Yeah.
Because then we only have to play one version.
No, there is that part of it, okay?
So I decided we should do the Dirty Dancing song,
I've Had the Time of My Life.
But not together at the same time.
So I've gone in to record the male parts.
You've gone in to record the female parts.
And then our parts will be joint together.
Yeah, then our parts are getting...
Your parts and my parts intertwined.
That's been done by our professional audio engineer.
We haven't heard each other.
We haven't heard it.
No one has heard it except him so far.
We've already got some texts coming in for this
because remember, you're the judge of this, New Zealand.
We want you to hear it and then tell us.
It's still a competition.
It's one song, but we want to know who did better on it.
Texts already coming in.
I'm 100% sure
this is going to be
the hardest one ever
to listen to.
I'm very excited.
Oh, no.
That's your challenge, okay?
We're about to debut it
and then you get to vote.
You can decide
who did a better job.
Should we just do it?
Yeah.
Let's just do it.
Here it comes.
Our first ever duet
for Friday Oki.
Now I've had the time of my life.
No, I never felt like this before.
Yes, I swear it's the truth.
And I owe it all to you cause I
had
the time of my life
and I owe
it all to you
okay we're in this together
okay we're in this together
doing good so far
I've been waiting for so long
now we've finally found someone to stand by me.
We saw the writing on the wall as we felt this magical fantasy.
Crushed it.
Now with passion in our eyes, there's no way we could disguise it secretly
So we take each other's hand, cause we seem to understand the urgency
Just remember, you're the one thing I can't get enough of
So I'll
tell you something
This could be love
because
I've had
the time of my
life
No, I never felt
this way before Yes, I swear felt this way before.
Yes, I swear it's the truth.
And I owe it all to you.
At least we make a good, like, well-fitting duo.
You think we're that even?
I feel like mine oh, yeah,
mine was pretty bloody horrible.
The phone lines are officially open.
Yes, it's a duet,
but we still want you to decide
who did better out of that.
Was it Brie or was it me?
Okay, we'll take five votes
to decide the winner of this week's Friday Opie.
I feel like that might get me over the line.
Did you hurt yourself when you were doing it?
I did.
It hurt myself a lot.
Friday Oki.
Oh, I love this game and I don't know why.
I don't know why it is humiliating for us in particular.
But I don't know, I get a kick out of it.
I get a kick out of it.
I hate when I meet new people now Because they
So last weekend someone came up to me
And they were like, heard you on the radio on Friday
Dear Lord
It's your reputation now
This week our first ever duet for Friday Oki
Taking on Dirty Dancing
I've had
The time of my life
No I never F felt this way before
Yes, I swear it's the truth
And I owe it all to you
You really carried your notes, didn't you?
Yeah, I tried to.
How long was it for a while?
I tried to channel the female focus.
I was trying to get out of there as quickly as possible.
Five votes, okay?
Five votes will decide.
For the record, the score for the year is 10 games to seven in favour of Bree.
First vote's for Joseph.
Hey, Joseph.
Hi, Joe.
Oh, this was an easy one this time.
Clint, you got it.
I got it?
I got your vote?
Yep.
Thank you, Joseph.
Oh, I think bad decision, Joe.
Did you not hear my high notes, Joe?
I voted for you in the past, but
it was the high notes that let you down. Well, I appreciate that.
I appreciate that, Joe. Look, we've been here before. I've taken the first
vote and then gone on to lose 4-1.
I think for the last three weeks in a row. So let's
keep going. Megan, hi.
Hi. Hi, Megan.
Before you vote, you're entitled to a critique.
What did you think?
I thought it was pretty interesting, but my vote is all for Brie.
Megan, I love you, mate.
Appreciate your vote on a Friday.
No worries.
See you, Megan.
Number three vote goes to Justin.
Hi, Justin.
Hi, Justin.
Hi, how are you going?
Good, mate.
How are you?
Excellent.
My vote's got to go to Brianna.
Oh, Justin J-Dog, I appreciate that.
Was it the high notes?
Yeah, it was.
It was the high notes that got me.
It was that and channelling Kanye from last week.
It's definitely that.
You got to.
You got to do it.
Kanye, last week you were meant to be doing Tones and I.
No, I think Kanye was the week before.
Chris.
Hi, Chris.
Hi, Chris.
Hi.
What do you think?
Have we brightened your Friday with our duet? Oh week before. Chris. Hi, Chris. Hi, Chris. Hi. What do you think?
Have we brightened your Friday with our duet?
Oh, definitely.
Yeah.
You sound energised.
You sound like it's really put you in a good mood for the weekend.
Well, it is Friday.
Yeah.
Yep.
Who's your vote for?
Definitely going with Clint.
Oh, thank you very much.
You've kept me in the game.
If you'd gone Bree, I'm dead in the water there.
So thank you very much.
Have a good weekend, Chris.
Appreciate it. That means we're at tie break.
It's two votes all.
Final vote goes to Patrick.
Hi, Patrick.
Hi, Pat.
Hey, guys.
How you doing?
Good.
How are you, mate?
I'm very well, thanks.
That was so funny.
Some say better than the original, but look, it all comes down to you.
Who does your vote go for?
Who do you think took out Friday Oki this week?
Well done, Clint.
I don't know.
Sorry, Brie. Thank you, Patrick.
No, that's okay, Patrick. Thank you, Patrick.
That's alright. Weirdly, this means quite a lot to me. I don't know why, but it does.
You should see Clint in here when he
loses. He blows up.
And then when he wins,
he's so proud of himself.
I still don't know how I lost you in cutting yet.
No, I need to be humble.
I need to be cool.
I need to be chill.
Patrick, I appreciate you very, very much.
So thank you.
See you, Pat.
Have a good weekend, mate.
See you, mate.
A special release from ZM's Bree and Clint.
The best of Friday Oaky podcast.
And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment,
Friday Oaky. I, Friday Okie.
I love Friday Okie. It's the best.
I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Okie.
Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again.
Friday Okie.
Back by unpopular demand every Friday, we sing songs.
We spend 15 minutes each with a professional audio producer
and we do our best to make something sound good
and then you decide who did the best job.
Yeah, and I guess the basis of this is that neither of us are good singers.
What's wrong with us?
We've just done a competition where you're not a good piano player
and now we're doing a game where we're not good singers.
I really need to, I mean mean I'm not good at much
I need to obviously
step up my game
I thought because
it's Friday Jams
this weekend
and he's gonna be here
why don't we do
a 50 cent song
sounds easy right
it's just a standard
rap
no it does not
just gotta get a bit of swagger about you.
It's 50 Cent.
Hit it with confidence.
Shall I go first?
No, you picked it, so you go last.
Okay.
I have been advised that yours should go second.
I'm just going to say.
That's the advice I've been given from the producer.
I haven't heard yours.
You haven't heard mine.
Right.
He's just suggested that you go second.
Okay.
Okay. All right. Why? I don't know. Why? I don't know why. I don't know yours, you haven't heard mine. Right. He's just suggested that you go second. Okay. Okay.
Alright.
So I'll go.
Why?
I don't know.
Why?
I don't know why.
I don't know why,
but let's just do it.
We need you to listen to both
and then we will open
the phone lines
and five votes will decide
who wins Friday Oki this week.
Here we go.
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, shawty.
It's your birthday.
We gon' party like it's your birthday. We gon' sip aty, it's your birthday. We gon' party like it's your birthday.
We gon' sip a cardi like it's your birthday.
And you know we don't give a f***, it's not your birthday.
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub.
Mama, I got what you need if you need to feel the buzz.
I'm into having sex, I'm into making love.
So come give me a hug if you're into getting rubbed.
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub.
Mama, I got what you need if you need to feel the buzz.
I'm into having sex, I'm into making love.
So come give me a hug if you're into getting rubbed.
Pow, pow.
You're going to stop, pop off, pop off all the time.
You're going to roll up, I'm going to pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
Yeah.
There's a little freestyle at the end there.
What do you think?
Good. I thought you think? Good.
I thought that was very good.
Here comes the Australian 50 Cent.
And I also probably will say the Aussie version of Inderclub.
Inderclub.
Yeah.
All right.
This is Bree's attempt at Fridayoke.
Who wins it this week?
You need to hear this before you vote.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go.
Go. Go. Go. Wait, go, go, go, go, go, go.
Wait, how many?
Go shorty, it's your birthday.
We're going to party like it's your birthday.
We're going to sip rosé like it's your birthday.
And you know we don't give a... Oh, no, I'm not saying that.
You can find me at Kmart with a full card.
My ma got what you need if you need to feel the buzz.
I'm into having sex. I ain't into making
love. So come give me a hug if you're
into getting rubbed. Wait a minute.
Rub what exactly? You can
find me in the club. Bottle full of
bub. My ma got what you need if you
need to feel the buzz. I'm into having
sex. I ain't into making love. So come
give me a hug if you're into getting
no, not again. That is
awful. I need a Chardonnay.
That's a full rework.
Yeah, no, there's about two reworks.
It was the Kath and Kim Aussie version.
I actually quite like that.
Thank you.
Who do you like the best, though?
I want to say to you,
who do you think deserves the victory in Friday Oki this week?
Five votes.
Yeah, five votes,
five calls.
That's how we'll do it.
And we're not even going to state
where the game is at for the year.
I don't want to prejudice this at all.
All right.
We want good, honest results
of who takes out Friday Oki.
And we'll get your calls on
to decide after Nero.
How are we still doing this?
It's Friday
and it's time for Friday Oki,
the results.
Good number Friday Oki, the results.
Friday Oki!
You've just heard two very unique takes.
You know.
On 50 Cents in the Club.
First, there was my one. Did you drop your voice a couple of octaves?
I'm hungover from the Music Awards.
Oh, it worked for that song.
And then you had, who are we even saying this is? Is it Brie? Is it Kim?
Is it my mum?
Is it your mum?
I don't know.
Australian 50 Cent. You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub. Mama, got what you need if you need to feel the bub.
I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love.
So come give me a hug if you're into getting...
No, not again.
That is awful.
I need a Chardonnay.
We're taking five votes.
I have a feeling I already know which way it's going to go this week.
Let's start with Bernice.
Hi, Bernice.
Hi, Bernie.
Hi.
How are you? How old are you,
Bernice? I'm 12.
Aw, thanks for calling through.
Who wins Friday Oki for you?
I really liked Bree's
Aussie version, but I think
Cliff definitely picked it out today.
Oh, wow. There you go. I was not even
expecting... Okay, I love it. Thank you, Bernice. I appreciate
the comment, Bernice. Thank you.
Yours was funny. I think Bernice is a real
hip-hop fan. Yeah, she sounds like it.
What I did was pure hip-hop. So
let's keep going. Let's talk to Lisa. Hi, Lisa.
Hi, Lise. Hi.
What are you thinking? Who are you voting for?
I was prepared to vote
for Clint, but hands down it has to go
to Brie. But Brie, can you please get your mum
to do a version of that as well?
We'll get there when she's over next.
I mean, I think New Zealand needs it, right?
Absolutely.
I don't know if we're ready for it.
Thanks, Lisa.
That's two votes.
It's one apiece.
Natasha's here.
Hi, Natasha.
Hi, Tash.
Hi.
Tell us, what are you thinking?
What are your thoughts?
Sorry, Clint, but I think Bree's definitely got this one.
Appreciate that.
We'll have a shardy after this, Natasha.
Yeah, sounds good.
Any feedback you could give me?
Any constructive criticism, Natasha?
I actually thought yours was really good.
And when I first started listening, I was like, Clint's got this.
Like, Bree's not going to be able to top this.
And then just with the personalized touch on Bree, I thought that.
It was the Kmart comment, wasn't it, Natasha?
Yeah, that one just got me, yeah.
I wasn't expecting that. You're absolutely right. just got me, yeah. I wasn't expecting that.
You're absolutely right.
Okay, thanks, Natasha.
Crystal, hi.
Hi.
Hello.
What are you thinking, Crystal?
I need one more to take this out.
Okay, I'm just going to say this.
Clint, I have some bad news for you.
Oh, girl.
Oh, yeah, what is it?
Your singing was really good, but I'm sorry, but Brie, you rock, and it's going to you. Yes, yeah, what is it? Your singing was really good, but I'm sorry,
but Brie, you rock, and it's going to you.
Yes, Crystal!
Yes!
Thank you for the feedback, Crystal.
I appreciate it.
No, that's okay.
That's okay.
This is a competition, and there has to be a winner,
and I know when I've been outplayed.
You know what?
I've had a pretty crappy day,
and this has put it right back up the top.
This has put me over the top.
I appreciate that a lot, Crystal.
Thank you. We don't usually go to a full replay
but I think this week we might go to a full replay.
A full replay. You want a full replay, Crystal?
Yes, please. Alright, let's do it.
This is Australian 50 Cent.
You know those real jagged, like, you know how they've got
the sharp angles on the Australian 50 Cent
coins? That's this one. That's this
in a rap song.
Go, go, go, go, Go, go, go, go,
go, go, go,
go. Wait, how many?
Go shorty, it's
your birthday. We're gonna party
like it's your birthday. We're gonna
sip rosé like it's your birthday.
And you know we don't give a...
Oh no, I'm not saying that. You can find me at
Kmart with a full card. My margot,
what you need if you need to feel the buzz. I'm into having sex, I'm into making love. You can find me at Kmart with a full card. My ma got what you need if you need to feel the buzz.
I'm into having sex, ain't into making love.
So come give me a hug if you're into getting rubbed.
Wait a minute.
Rub what exactly?
You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub.
My ma got what you need if you need to feel the buzz.
I'm into having sex, ain't into making love.
So come give me a hug if you're into getting...
No, not again.
That is awful.
I need a chardonnay.
Yeah.
This segment is so much better when we don't sing.
Isn't it?
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