ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Summer Podcast - FridayOke

Episode Date: January 5, 2022

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The ZM Podcast Network. I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday Oki. Thanks, Brian Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday Oki. Another year, some more terrible singing. You say that, but we actually commissioned Colmar Brunton, the other people who do the surveys for One News. Yeah. And we sent them out there with one question. Do the people love Friday Oki?

And it was a resounding no. No, they haven't brought the results in yet. In fact, their words were, are you guys sure you want to see the results for this? They're pretty grim. What it is is a singing competition. Brie and I pick the songs. We take turn about picking the songs.

Then we spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer polishing that turd as best we can. Then you guys hear the results and tell us who did best. Five votes, but you have to wait until you hear both and then we'll ask your opinion. This week, as chosen by Brie,

we're doing TLC. What does this song mean to you, Brie? Bit of my childhood, I think. Yeah? And just really relatable. Yeah, right. Because my childhood, I think. Yeah? Um, and just really relatable. Yeah, right. Because nobody wants no scrubs. Yeah.

They get dirty at the hospital. Here's Bree's Friday Okie, everybody. Listen to this one first, and then you'll get to vote after you hear both of them, okay? Oh, God. Good start. Good start., okay? Oh, God. Good start. Good start. Start strong. I don't want your number, no I don't wanna give you mine and no I don't wanna meet you nowhere, no I don't want none of your time, no

I don't want no scrub A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me Hanging on the passenger side of his best friend's ride Trying to holler at me I don't want no scrub A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me Hanging on the passenger side of his best friend's ride I like it when you put the sexy filter on your own voice. You're like, I know this song. Hey, that's my normal singing voice.

You think I'm sexy. Thank you. Thank you very much. Okay, that's version one. Is Brie going to win it or am I going to win it? With. Oh, no, no. This.

R.I.P. Left Eye. This one's for you. A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fine and is also known as a buster. Always talking about what he wants and just sits on his broke ass, so No, I don't want your number, no, I don't wanna give you mine, and no

I don't wanna meet you nowhere No, I don't wanna do your time, no, I don't want no scrubs, a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me Hanging at the passenger side of his best friend's ride. Trying to holler at me.

I don't want no scrubs. A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me. Hanging at the passenger side of his best friend's ride. Trying to holler at me. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Fire in the booth. My God. Fire in the booth. Oh, my God.

Fire in the booth. I don't know if I've got enough phone lines to contain the number of people who are going to want to weigh in on this hot musical battle. This is like Clay Aiken versus Ruben Studded. This is like American Idol All Stars. This is Kelly Clarkson. Someone just texted through and they said, Rock bottoms, both of you.

One of us is... We appreciate that feedback on the text machine. One of us has to be standing on that rock, just above rock bottom and you can choose who it is. Let's go. Five votes. If you want to be one of them and pick the first winner of Friday Oki for 2021,

call us now. Bree and Clint. Welcome back, everybody. Friday Okie's going down. If you've never heard it before, we spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer to do the best we can. We probably should spend longer after listening to that. Someone said, I don't want to vote for either of you.

I'd like to give a point to the audio engineer who had to deal with that. Al said to me in the booth today, our audio engineer, he goes, I'm just trying to pitch. He goes, get the right pitch on this part that you sang. He goes, you're so pitchy that it's unsavable. Super Friday Oki! And yet we still do it. Anyway, today we did TLC, No Scrubs.

Brie sounded like this. No, I don't want no scrub. A scrub is a cat I can't get no love from me. KLC, No Scrubs. Brie sounded like this. Very good. I sounded like this. Also, very good. Both solid choruses, I feel. We've got five votes.

We're ready to go. Ellen's here. Hi, Ellen. Hi, Ellen. Happy 2021. Hi, guys. How are you? Good, mate. What are you thinking today, Al?

Share your thoughts. Well, at least it can only get better. Yeah, true, true. Very true. Don't set the bar too high this early in the year. The only way is up. Yeah, you've got to go low. Cool. Who's your vote for? You just, Clint, true. Very true. Don't set the bar too high this early in the year. The only way is up. Yeah, you've got to go low. Cool.

Who's your vote for? You, just Clint. Just. Good. Okay, no, we'll take it. We know it's a tight competition. We know they're both very good, so I understand it was a hard vote. Scott, are you glad that Friday Okie is back for 2021?

Yes, definitely. I look forward to every Friday when I'm driving home from work. Good man. Because you can laugh at other people. Is that right, Scotty? Well, yeah, I do, but I also when I'm driving home from work. Because you can laugh at other people. Is that right, Scotty? Well, yeah, I do, but I also sing along while you guys are singing. Nice. Okay, who's your vote for?

I'm voting for Bree. It was very seductive, but at the same time, I don't need a no man, but look what you're missing out on. Thank you so much for that, Scotty. Thanks, Scott. You're a great New Zealander. Let's go to Tom. Hey, Tom. G'day, Tom. G, Scott. You're a great New Zealander. Let's go to Tom. Hey, Tom.

G'day, Tom. G'day. What are your thoughts, Tommy? Tell us. Hit us with it. I was hoping you would ask me if you were going to keep repeating it for the rest of the year. I was going to say no after both of those perform it.

Oh, no, sorry. You don't get to vote on whether the feature comes back. You only get to vote on today's round. So we're not holding that referendum yet. That one's not until 2023. Who's your vote for, Tom? Even though you said that, I'm going to vote for you, Clint. Okay, I appreciate it.

Thank you very much. Thanks for voting, Tom. Happy New Year. Francis is here. Hi, Francis. Hi, Francis. Hey, guys. Happy Friday.

Happy Friday to you. First Friday Oki back. Who won it for you, mate? It was pretty close because they were just, I would say, close to average. Maybe just above, but I think Bree pipped it. Yes. Oh, good. All right.

Thank you, Francis. Thank you, Francis. You've taken us to tie break. Andy, you get the decision, man. Andy. Who's won Friday Oki, the first one of the year? Oh, hello. The decider.

You're the decider, yeah. You have all the power, Andy. Ooh. They were both pretty bad. Am I picking the worst? No, you're picking the best. Yeah. Who do you guys think deserves to win?

Well, I'm going to say me. I'm definitely going to say probably Clint as well. Don't go chasing waterfalls. It was great. Yeah. I don't want no scrub. A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me. Hanging on the passenger side of his best friend's ride.

At the post. Thanks, Andy. Thanks, Andy. We appreciate it, man. That deserves a lot more. That deserves a the post. Thanks, Andy. Thanks, Andy. We appreciate it, man. That deserves a lot more. That deserves a lot more. Oh, Andy, you're a legend. ZM's Bree and Clint.

Best of Friday-oke. Right, if you're new to the Bree and Clint Fano in 2021, you might not have heard this because it's been away for a while. I wasn't going to do it without you, mate. I wasn't going to do Friday-oke without... Thank you so much, mate. I appreciate that. You're like...

Bonnie and Clyde. Yeah, you're like the Zane to my Harry. Cher and... What's the other guy's name? Sonny. Sonny. Sonny and Cher. Bruno Mars and Anderson.Paak.

What we do is we pick a song and then we spend 15 minutes, 15 minutes only with a professional audio engineer and we do the best version of that song we can. We've done old songs. We've done new songs. And then we spend 15 minutes, 15 minutes only, with a professional audio engineer, and we do the best version of that song we can. We've done old songs. We've done new songs.

We've done cool songs. We've done lame songs. I thought if this song was coming back, we've got to do the biggest song in the world right now, and we've got to take on Olivia Rodrigo's driver's license. You know, a nice, easy, simple ballad. Yeah, just one of the biggest songs in the world. Sounds real simple to me.

What's going to happen is we're going to play both, and then after that we'll open the phone lines to you guys. We'd love you to call this afternoon and pick the winner of Friday Okie. Is it Bree or is it me? No. Seeing as I pick the song, I'll start and then you'll hear Brie's. Oh, jeez. Pray for us.

Here is my attempt at driver's license New Zealand. I got my driver's license last week Just like we always talked about Cause you were so excited for me To finally drive up to your house But today I drove through the suburbs Crying cause you weren't around And you're probably with that

blonde girl who always made me doubt She's so much older than me She's everything I'm insecure about, yet today I drove through the suburbs Cause how could I

ever love someone else And I know Cause how could I ever love someone else And I know we weren't perfect But I've never felt this way for no one And I just can't imagine How you could be so okay Now that I'm gone Guess you didn't mean what you wrote

In that song about me Cause you said forever Now I drive alone past your street Ah, what do you think? What do you think? What do you think? Oh, God. What do you think? What do you think? What do you think? Oh, God. What do you think?

You sound like you're in musical theatre and you're the musical theatre version of Taylor Swift. There you go. That's my review, which is a compliment. I'll take it. Compliment. I'll take it, okay? I don't want to play mine.

Is it good enough to win? No, I don't. Is it better than Breeze? I don't want to play mine. Is it good enough to win? No, I don't. Is it better than Breeze? I don't want to play mine, and I will back it up and say the worst song in Friday Oki I've ever done. Now, it's more of a falsetto song. I'm more of a tenor. But you, you've got that falsetto.

You know you're up there. Yeah, so you didn't. You're an aria. You didn't try for the falsetto, did you? No, I stuck to my range. Did I try for the falsetto? Well. There's only one way to find out.

You be the judge. Here's Breeze, Friday Oki. I'm so sorry in advance. Driver's license. Good luck. This is going to be horrible. Oh, no. I got my driver's license last week.

Just like we always talked about because you were so excited for me to finally drive up to your house but today i drove through the suburbs crying because you weren't around and you're probably with that blonde girl who always made me down. She's so much older than me. She's everything I'm insecure about. Today I drove through the suburbs. Cause how could I ever love someone else? Oh no, wait for it. And I know we weren't perfect

but I never felt this way for no one. And I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone. Crushed it.

Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in the song about me. Because you said forever, now I drive alone past your street. Tick tock, get in, bitches. My face hurts. So sweaty because I'm so embarrassed for myself. I'm so embarrassed. My face hurts. So sweaty because I'm so embarrassed for myself. I'm so embarrassed. My face hurts from laughing. But what about the commitment?

Isn't there points for commitment? Why did you start so high? The song builds. Why did you start? Al, the audio producer, told me to do it. Why did you start at a 10? He said it was a good idea. Five votes.

Five votes. I think I've got it. I think I've got it this week. Oh, shit, I need a cup of water. I think my commitment and my emotion, there was so much emotion in my falsetto. Five votes to decide Friday, okay. That's what we need.

I weigh 100,000, and we'll find the winner. ZM's Brian Clint. Best of Fridayoke. A couple of weeks off to let your hearing recover. I've been away on dad leave, man-tunity leave. We had our second daughter, Maggie,

and so you didn't do it with Kim Crosman, did you? No. No, so Fridayoke's been off. It's a you and I thing. Yeah. There's no one as bad as you and I. No, there's no one as good as us. I mean, as good as us. And I figured since I've

had a sweet child, we should sing this song. Pretend that it's 2am at the Borg Irish Bar in Christchurch and just go for it. This is one of my favourite songs. I just love it. I don't know why I just love this song.

If you've never heard Friday Oaky, we both spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer and then we play the result of that. Then we get you guys to vote on who the winner is. Seeing as I picked the song, I'll start. Okay, good luck. So here comes I feel like we both need it.

my attempt at Guns N' Roses. It's a nice kind of mid-range. Easy, easy, easy, yeah. No warm-ups needed. Straight into it. Good luck, mate.

Pray for me. She's got a smile and it seems to me Reminds me of childhood memories When everything was as fresh as a bright blue sky Now and then when I see her face She takes me away to that special place And if I stare too long I'll probably break down and cry I think my nuts are gonna explode

Whoa, whoa, whoa, sweet child of mine Whoa, oh, oh, oh, sweet love of mine You started so strong and I thought, this is pretty good. And then the chorus hit and I went, ooh. I think I pulled something. Yeah. You know when you blow something out and it doesn't come back in? I think one of your testicles ascended again.

I think so, yeah. No more sweet children for me. Pretty good, I think. The chorus is a little bit shaky. Yeah, I agree. But I'm not going to

say anything because mine is not good. Breeze Tim, you need to hear both and then we'll give you the chance to call 0800-DARLS-LM and vote.

I did a bit of, what's it called when you make the sounds? A bit of beatboxing. A bit of foley. A bit of foley. it called when you make the sounds? Bit of beatboxing. Bit of folly. Bit of folly. Right. This was not my idea.

Al, the production guy, said, hey, this will be great. Bit of pentatonics. Yeah. Yeah, all right. Well, let's hear it. Let's hear it. All right. Right. Shake out my mullet for this one.

Feel the breeze. It's Breeze Friday again. She's got a smile and it seems to me Reminds me of childhood memories Where everything was as fresh as a bright blue sky now and then when i see her face she takes me away to that special place and if i stay too long i'd probably break down and cry. Whoa, oh, sweet child of mine. Whoa, oh, oh, oh, sweet love of mine.

Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. All right. The rest is just a mouth solo? Yes, yes. You don't need to hear any more of this. I feel like my country roots came back. You reckon? Yeah, don't you reckon Rotorua came back out? A little bit, yeah, a little bit.

My eyebrow piercing grew back. I was drinking a bottle of Jack when I was doing that. Yeah, I was drinking Woodstock Bourbon and Cola. We need five votes. We need a winner for this. So if you would like to pick the winner of Friday Oki, Bree or me, call now. 0800 dials at M.

Someone texted and said, this is not bloody bad. You know, that's positive. I think they're drunk. It's a high possibility. If you want to be the person who decides on the winner, call us now. We'll return with a result in Friday Oki.

Bree and Clint. Friday Oki! You know what? You know what? We actually got high hopes for this. What? There's some positive feedback on the text machine for this week's Friday Oki. There's one text.

Twice. The text came in twice. We just took on a middle-of-the-road, very singable. I think the primary school kids sing this song at assembly. We just took on a middle of the road, very singable. I think the primary school kids sing this song at assembly. We did for Friday Oki. You might have heard of them, Gun and Roses. Gun and Roses. Whoa, sweet child of mine.

Simple song. Mine sounded like this. Whoa, whoa, whoa, sweet child of mine. Mine sounded like this. Someone help that cat. That wasn't even my best bet. Brie sounded like this. Oh, sweet child of mine. Oh, sweet love of mine. She's taking it out. Sorry, we've got to get rid of that.

That's enough. Five votes will decide the winner of Friday Okie. That's how it works. We'll start with Dee. Hi, Dee. G'day, Dee. Hey, how's it going? Good, mate.

What are your thoughts this week? Oh, my thoughts this week. I have to go. Hey, that's not too bad. Dee? Dee? Sorry. Dee's nuts.

Dee, you can't swear on the radio, but I really appreciate the vote. Thank you so much. Have a fantastic weekend. We'll go to Dane. Hi, Dane. G'll go to Dane. Hi, Dane. G'day, Dane. Hey, hello.

Hello. Who are you voting for, Dane? I'm voting for Clint. I think you both did very well in the beginning but I think Clint butchered it a little bit less. I butchered the chorus a little bit less. Are you deaf, Dane? Are you deaf? I love it.

I love getting a vote for butchering it a bit less, even though we both butchered it. Riley's here. Hi, Riley. G'day, Riley. Hello. Hello. Who are you voting for this week, Riley?

I'm voting for Bree. Yes. Cheers, mate. I cut a mullet into my hair this week just for this song. Oh, very classy then. Yeah. She's wearing those tiny little Axl Rose bike shorts. She's the whole package.

Bradley's here. Hey, Bradley. G'day, Brad. How's it going? Good. Thanks, mate. It's all dudes so far voting in Friday Oaky. I love the Guns N' Roses.

Guns N' Roses brings the boys out, eh? It brings all the boys to the yard. Who's your vote for on Friday Oaky? This week it has to be Clint. Yeah. What are people listening to? I feel robbed this week. I told you I felt good. Robbed. I told you has to be Clint. Yes. What are people listening to? I feel robbed this week. I told you I felt good.

Robbed. I told you I felt good. Robbed. Well, they'll do it. That's four, but let's take one just in case. Bridie, who's your vote for? My vote's for Clint. There we go.

Yeah. It was good, eh? Yeah. Yeah, just ask you. Really good. All right, to the victor goes the spoils. Let's do a replay. Is that the one people heard?

I have no idea how you won this week. Normally I can go, yeah, no, you deserved it. Ben, send me all those callers' bank accounts. I owe them some money. ZM's Brian Clint. Best of Friday-oke. New Zealand's most beloved radio segment, where we, two angelic-voiced radio presenters,

spend 15 minutes with an audio engineer creating audio chocolate for your ears. The NZ Herald have called this segment the anthrax of radio. This week, the song we've chosen to do is an iconic Kiwi track which has achieved one billion online streams. That's right, one billion online streams. That's right, one billion online streams. Don't put me in the category. I would never dare to choose to butcher this woman's work.

I did. I chose it as a tribute. We will be doing Lords Royals. Never be royals. Fun fact, Joel Little, the man who wrote and produced this song with Lords, this is his fourth one Billion stream song. He got one with Imagine Dragons, one with Carleeds, and one with Taylor Swift.

Look at him go, the high achiever. Yeah. So what you're going to hear is my attempt at Royals, and then Bree's attempt at Royals, and then you guys are going to choose a winner. You know, the best part about this segment is most of the time we're singing music from people, you know, that we're never going to see, we're never going to meet.

Yeah. Why would you choose someone who's living around the corner who could potentially hear this? Hey, imagine if she hears this and she decides to vote this week. What an outcome that would be. I would pass out. We live in hope. But here we go.

Here comes my attempt at the Queen Lord Royals. I've never seen a diamond in the flesh. Oh. Oh, no. I cut my teeth on wedding rings in the movies. And I'm not proud of my address In the torn up town No postcode envy

But every song's like gold teeth Grey goose dripping in the bathroom Blood stains, ball gowns Trash in the hotel room We don't care We're driving Cadillacs in our dreams But everybody everybody's like Cristal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece, jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash. We don't care. We aren't caught up in your love affair.

And we'll never be royals. And don't run in our blood. That kind of lux just ain't for us. We crave a different kind of buzz. Let me be your ruler. Ruler. You can call me Queen Bee and maybe I'll rule. I'll rule.

I'll rule. I'll rule. Let me live that fantasy. Holy hell, mate. What the hell was that? Turns out not in my range. Now I'm terrified to play mine. If that's you.

Yeah. Well, no, the bar's incredibly low. You should be so happy this week. No, because if you've struggled that much, I only know that that means mine will be that much worse. Do you know why I picked it? I picked it because I based it off the very first note of the song. I'm like, oh, it's quite a deep song to sing.

I can do that. That was horrible, mate. Horrible. Not good. All right, here it comes. Here's Brie doing Lord's Royals. You can vote after you've heard them both. I've never seen a diamond in the flesh.

I cut my teeth on wedding rings in the movies. And I'm not proud of my address. In the donut town. No postcode envy. But every song's like gold teeth, gray goose tripping in the bathroom. Blood stains, bowl gowns, trash in the hotel room. We don't care. We're driving Cadillacs in our dreams, but everybody's like crystal Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece, jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash. We don't care.

We're all caught up in a love affair And we'll never be royals Royals It don't run in our blood The kind of lux just ain't for us We crave a different kind of buzz Let me be your ruler Ruler You can call me Queen Bee

And maybe I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule Let me live that fantasy Nice. Producer Anastasia, I always look at her face to see. She goes, not bad this week. Thank you, mate. I don't think I agree with you. Big Lord fan.

I don't think you let her down. Clint certainly did. Hey. Hey. Hey. We're looking for five votes to pick the winner of Friday Oki this week. If you want to be one of those votes, jump on the phones right now on 0800-DIAL-ZM.

And Lord, if you're listening, we are so sorry. No, congratulations. That was our gift. That was our... What an honour. Yeah, right? For her. Yeah. What an honour.

I'm sure she's humbled by those performances. Bree and Clint. What an honour. I'm sure she's humbled by those performances. We've just taken on Lords Royals. We've had a text in that said, another Friday Okie where I turn my hearing aids off. Deepest apologies. You just heard us take on the iconic Lord Royals. She's just achieved a billion streams.

So who does the best version of Royals? Is it me? Let me be your ruler. Ruler. You can call me Queen Bee and baby I'll rule. I'll rule. I'll rule. I'll rule.

Let me live that fantasy. Did a dog get in there? You sound American at the end. Yeah, I know. Aubrey. Let me be your ruler. Ruler. You can call me Queen Bee.

And baby, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule, I'll rule. Let me live that fantasy. Did you hear the one good note I had this week? I've got to give you credit. Even our audio engineer highlighted one particular bit, and he said, you have to play this. Did he? Yeah, he said, play this and say, is it Lorde or Brie? This is the note that I think you hang your

whole performance on. Are you ready? Yeah. Here it is. Ruler. Oh, come on! I'm going to take that away with me. I hit one good note. Ruler. Is that even me? It actually sounds quite nice, eh? Come on. I'm going to take that away with me. I hit one good note. Is that even me?

It actually sounds quite nice, eh? Five votes. I'm just as shocked as you. To decide the winner of Friday Oaky, Kyla's here. Hi, Kyla. Hi, Kyla. Hi, guys. How are you?

Good, thank you, mate. What are your thoughts this week? Oh, well, you know what? I blooming loved the passion that both of you put into it. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, but my vote definitely has to go to Bree this week. Thank you, Kyla. We all heard that note.

Thank you. It's the note. Yeah, it's the note. That one note that got me over the line. Okay, thank you, Kyla. Peter, quick review, and then let us know who wins Friday-oke. Hang on. I'm sorry, Clint.

I did laugh at yours more, but Brie has my vote. It wasn't a comedic performance, Peter. It was a tribute. It sounded a bit comedic. It sounded comedic to me too, Pete. Thanks, Pete. 2-0. Thank you, Peter.

Darren's here. Hi, Darren. G'day, Des. Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, man. Listening to Clint, I was wondering who let the dogs out. So I'm afraid I'm going to have to vote for Brie.

Yes, Darren! Oh, Darren. Yes, Darren. I mean, I'm going to have to vote for Bree. Yes, Darren! Oh, Darren. Yes, Darren. I mean, I heard the dogs too, to be honest. Interesting I didn't hear them when I was singing them. Weird. I thought the Baja men were here. Thank you, Darren.

We'll go to Matt. Hi, Matt. Hi, Matt. Clint, hi, Bree. How you doing? Good, thank you. Matt, what are your thoughts this week? I've listened to you guys a lot on the old Friday Oaky sessions,

and normally Clint nails it, and Bree, you're normally a little bit behind the eight ball, but you've really switched around this week. And what I really liked about your performance was you had a bit of a rock and roll husk to some of your notes. You noticed that, did you, Matt? Don't pretend that was intentional. Don't pretend that was part of your performance.

That's exactly what I was going for, a bit of Stevie Nicks. Right, okay. I assume it's a vote for Brie. Let's go to one last. Is it the down trail? Catherine, hi. Hi, Catherine. Hi.

So for me, it's definitely Brie. It was a bit of a stoner rap in there, and I really enjoyed that. Yeah, right. Okay. Catherine, I love you, and I appreciate it. It was a bit of a stoner rap in there And I really enjoyed that Yeah right Okay Catherine I love you And I appreciate it Thank you

My pleasure Have a great Friday guys Thank you Catherine You too Catherine With that victory Brie A 5-0 victory It takes the scores For the year to 5-all

We're all tied up How have we only been on air For 10 weeks this year? Well because you disappeared For a month And then I had a baby and then... Yeah, life. We've been busy, man.

Life happened. Hey, stoked. I appreciate all the votes. Maybe I should go husky more often. Yeah, maybe we should do broods next week. Ooh. No. Nah, too hard.

ZM's Brianne Clint. Best of Friday-oke. Our world-renowned singing segment where two world-renowned singers sing. With absolutely no auto-tune, just their talent. Absolutely right, Brie. I would never, I would never, I would never put any kind of processing on my voice.

We each spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer and we polish this turd as much as we possibly can. You guys listen to them. Five votes decide who wins Friday-oke. Look, it was my turn to pick the song this week. And if you listen to this show, you would know I am a massive rugby league fan. And it's the second game of the State of Origin this weekend, which I don't want to talk about the first game.

We're just forgetting about that. As Queensland fans, we don't want to talk about that. We're starting afresh. It's the first game. We're just forgetting about that. As Queensland fans, we don't want to talk about that. We're starting afresh. It's the second game and obviously one of the most iconic songs related to rugby league ever was this song by Team New. Such a good song.

One of the biggest ad campaigns ever for a sporting event and I think it fits. She's an icon, man. This ever for a sporting event. And I think it fits. She's an icon, man. This is such a good song. I'd also like to dedicate this song this week to the Black Caps. Oh, classy move.

Yep. Yeah, I like that. Fits in all areas. Perfect. Okay, well, seeing as you chose the song, you're going to go first. Oh, God. You can't vote until you've heard both. But let's kick it off with Breeze, Tina Turner,

and Simply the Best for Friday Oaky. I call you, I need you, my heart's on fire. You come to me, come to me wild and wilder. When you come to me, give me everything that I need. You're simply the best. Better than all the rest Better than anyone Anyone that I've ever met I'm stuck on your heart

I hang on every word you say All chairs apart No, no Baby, I would rather be It's good. It's passion. Yeah, it's raw passion. I tried to channel all of my under- 12 mixed netball finals into that one song.

Okay, that's Breeze. Here comes my Tina Turner. Good luck, mate. What does a 30-something old white guy sound like singing Tina Turner? You're about to find out. No one asked, but yeah, you're about to find out. I call you, I need you, my heart's on fire. But yeah, you're about to find out. Come to me Give me everything I need You're simply the best

You're better than all the rest Better than anyone Anyone I ever met Oh, I'm stuck on your heart I hang on every word you said Tear us apart Oh, baby, I would rather be dead Like Bree said, for the black caps. For the boys. Oh, baby, I would rather be dead.

Like Bree said, for the black caps. For the boys. Someone texted in and said, equally shocking. Hard to pick a winner this week. Great stuff. Keep it up. Then the following text. You guys both have actually done not too bad this week.

Oh, good. Okay, I'll take that. Maybe this is your song. Thank you for that. There is 50 KFC chicken dollars up for the best piece of feedback that we received this afternoon. You can give it to us on the phone when you vote. 0800-DARLS-NM. Five votes are going to decide the winner of Friday Oaky.

You're simply the best. Brian Clint. On Friday Oaky. You just heard two ripping renditions of Tina Turner's Simply the Best. This song is so emotional for me. It just brings back all these memories of my childhood, and my mum would always play it in the car when we were going to a grand final of some sporting thing.

G you up, get the kids going. It was great. Dedicated to the Black Caps, and to celebrate a bit of State of Origin this weekend, you heard Breeze the kids going. Yeah. It was great. Dedicated to the Black Caps and to celebrate a bit of State of Origin this weekend, you heard Breeze, Tina Turner. You're simply the best. Better than

all the rest. Raw emotion in there. Power coming from the diaphragm. And my Tina Turner. You're simply the best. You're better than all the rest. Straight from the crutch region, that one. I love reading the text on this.

You guys are so funny on the text machine. Someone texted and said, you two are simply trying your best. Five votes to decide Friday, Oki. Best feedback wins some KFC. Emma's here. Hi, Emma. G'day, Emma.

Hi. What did you think? I'm going to have to go with Clint because his voice suits the song better. Okay. All right. I appreciate it, Emma. I'll go up 1-0 in the first vote.

Let's go to Georgia. It hurts me deep down in the All right. I appreciate it, Emma. I'll go up 1-0 on the first vote. Let's go to Georgia. It hurts me deep down in the diaphragm. G'day, Georgia. I'm voting for Bree. Yes, my girl. 100% Bree. Yes, girl. It gave me full Schitt's Creek vibes.

I like so much fashion. That's right. It's on the finale of Schitt's Creek, isn't it? It is. Yeah, she did so well. Georgia, that is the biggest compliment I've got on this segment, so thank you. Let's go to Scott. Hi, Scott.

Hello, Brianne Clint. Hello, Scotty. Happy Friday, man. What are your thoughts on Friday Oki? Brianne, that was absolutely fantastic. Yes, Scotty. Up the morones. What a way to start the weekend by hearing your voice.

That'll get you out of bed in the morning. Good man, Scotty. 2-1 to Bree. Let's go to Nathan. Hello, Nathan! Hello, hello. Hello, hello, hello. First, give us a critique.

What did you think about Tina Turner? You know what? If you guys are on The Voice, I would Tina turn my chair for you. Nathan, that was good stuff. That was good stuff. That was very good. Well done, well done.

Who's your vote for, though? I'm assuming you. Me. Okay, brilliant. Good. All right, stay there. You're a contender for that free KFC. Let's go to Emma.

Hi, Emma. G'day, how's it going? Good, thanks. Emma, what are your thoughts this week? So, Brie, we know that it's an emotional song to you, but your emotions really didn't help. We're going to vote for Clint. Love it, Emma.

Thank you very much. You're simply the best. ZM's Brie and Clint. Best of Friday-oke. You know, I said to Brie when we were planning what we were going to do while we fill in on the breakfast show, because big audience here on the breakfast show. And I absolutely shat the bed last week. Yeah, I said to her, maybe we should give Friday Okie a rest, you know?

Maybe we shouldn't punish the morning listeners with Friday Okie. And Bree said, no, people have to hear me sing. That's what the world needs. They have to hear me sing. She actually used the words. This is not a criticism. She used the word songbird of a generation. Do you brush your teeth? Because I can smell your shit breath

from here. What we do is we spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer and we do the best cover we can of a song. This week, a lady by the name of Melissa Annette Elliott, also known as Missy Elliott, is our

victim. God, I love some Missy Elliott. Quick round of the age game. How old's Missy Elliott? She'd be 40. 4. Missy Elliott is 50 years old. What?

Yeah. Yeah Yeah she looks fantastic We've both done our version of Get Your Freak On And you're about to hear it Oh no What you need to do New Zealand On your way to work this fine Friday morning Is hear both of them

And then vote Tell us who did the very best Friday Okie To decide the winner Your feedback is welcomed on the text machine On 9696 Shall we do it? Yeah, let's do it. Here we go.

First of all, here comes my Missy Elliott for Friday Oceans at M. Good luck, mate. Give me some new. Yeah. Continue putting it down. I'm the hottest round. I told your mother, father. Y'all can tell me now.

Listen to me now. I'm less than 20 rounds. And if you want me, people, then come on, get me now. Is you with me now? The biggie, biggie bounce. I know you dig the way I switch, switch, switch my style. Hello. People sing around.

Now people gather round. Now people jump around. Go get your freak on. Go get your freak on. Go get your freak on. Go get your freak on. Go get your freak on. Go get your freak on.

Go get your, get your, get your, get your, get your freak on. Pretty good. I mean, even if you didn't enjoy it, I had a lot of fun doing it. I had a ton of fun this week too. But can I match yours? I don't know. It's all about energy, eh? Oh, it's a little bit about pitch and a little bit about being able to rap. But mostly about energy. And tone.

And enthusiasm. And timing. You can't vote yet. You need to hear both. So here comes Bree's Missy Elliott for Friday Oki. I need to get my swag. Lucy Lou. Missy be putting down.

I'm the hottest round. I told your mother I'm love. Y'all can't stop me now. Listen to me now. I'm less than 20 rounds. And if you want me, then come on get me now. can't stop me now Listen to me now I'm less than 20 rounds And if you want me Then come on get me now If you with me now

Then biggie biggie bound I know you dig the way I switch Switch, switch my style People sing around Now people gather round Now people jump around Get your freak on Get your freak on

Get your freak on Get your freak on Get your freak on. Go. Get your, get your, get your, get your, get your freak on. Go. Get your freak on. Go. Get your freak on. Go. Get your, get your, get your, get your, get your freak on. Is that your chick? Baby, you know.

Oh, damn, I thought you were going to keep going there. No. I was out of breath. That's all I had. I mean, Missy Elliott has never sounded whiter, but which version of that was the best Friday Oki this morning? I'm ready to get my freak on. Your constructive criticism is always welcome.

And five votes, that's all we need on the phones right now. 0800 dial ZM. Is it Bree or is it me for Friday Oki this morning? What are you feeling? Have your votes. We'll take your criticism. Critic? Critic?. We'll take your criticism. Critic? Critic?

Criticism. Brian Clint. The Friday Oki. Today, taking on Missy Elliott's Get Your Freak On. Someone texted and said, um, that was freaky, all right. All up in that grill. That's for sure sure Missy's grilled Who did the best Missy Elliott

For Friday Oaky this morning Was it me Or was it Queensland's finest Brie Thomas Owl Is that your chick Baby you know Five unvetted phone calls Decide the winner of Friday Oaky each week Is that your chick? Baby, you know. Five unvetted phone calls to side the winner of Friday Okie each week. And let's go to the phones.

Ira's here first. Kia ora, Ira. G'day, Ira. G'day, g'day, g'day. How are we? Good, mate. How's your Friday? Oh, not too bad.

Made better with Friday Okie. Oh, you thought so. This week, did we bring it? Look, I'd hate to do this to a fellow Aussie, but my vote's for Clint. That was amazing. Perla. Oh, beautiful. Thank you, Ira. I really appreciate it.

Ira, what am I meant to do if I don't even have the Aussies on my side, mate? Well, just think another one. Let's go. Let's go. Thanks, Ira. We appreciate it. Have a great weekend.

Riley's here. Morning, Riley. Hello, Riley. Yo, hello. What's happening, Riley? What are your thoughts this week? Oh, I'm going to have to say Brint. I'm going to have to say Bree this time.

Appreciate you, Riley. Sort of sounds like you said Brint there for a second. It's a tie. Swing vote. It's a tie. Okay. One all. Let's go to Olivia.

Morning, Olivia. Happy Friday. Hello, Olivia. Happy Friday, guys. Do you have any constructive feedback for us on our Missy Elliotts this morning? Oh, Clint, yours gave me goosebumps. I don't know if it was the good kind of goosebumps, though. But when I heard Brie, I wasn't sure if I was listening to Missy Elliot or Brie,

so my vote's going to have to go to Brie on that one. Wow, that's the ultimate compliment. That's one of the best compliments I've ever got on this segment. Thanks, Liv. Let's go to Hannah. Morning, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Morning, Brie and Clint. Happy Friday. Morning, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Morning, Bree and Clint.

Happy Friday. It's almost the weekend, friend. Happy Friday. You sound excited to give your feedback this weekend. I am. Okay, good. We love that. No, usually I vote for Clint, but today I'm voting for Bree.

Honestly, Bree, that was amazing. Hannah, my girl, thank you. Thank you very much. You're welcome. Have a great weekend, Hannah. I think you've got the victory already, but let's go to our last one. Carla, good you. Thank you very much. You're welcome. Have a great weekend, Hannah. I think you've got the victory already, but let's go to our last one. Carla, good morning. Happy Friday, Carla.

How's the money, guys? How are you? How's the money, Carla? Who's your vote for on Friday, Oki? Well, I have to say, technically greatly executed, amazing energy, and I think the winner is Brie Thomas-El. There she is. Get your freak on.

Get your, get your, get your, get your, get your freak on. Is that your chick? Baby, you know. Carla, I let you know your stuff as well, so we appreciate your expert opinion on Friday OK this morning. Carla, I love you, mate. Thank you. Love you too.

Have a great day, guys. I think, to be honest, and I'm always honest with myself in this segment, I know when I've lost and then sometimes I think I've won. I feel like this week was a dead-ass time. It was so much fun, though. It was so much fun. We've got to find more Missy Elliott songs. You can catch Brie performing at the Power Station this weekend

and the after party at, what's one of the hip-hop clubs? Watch Me Work It. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Drop down, flip it and reverse it. She's wearing a massive grill and no pants at her gig this evening. Someone on the text machine said that they'd never been more attracted to me.

That's given me a bit of my step this week. That's the power. Don't encourage her, actually. ZM's Bree and Clint. Best of Friday Okie. If there's one good thing about this lockdown it's that maybe less people will hear this segment. Yeah, I'm

pretty excited about that, especially this week. Friday Okie, if you've never heard it, is where we go head to head in a singing competition. We pick a song, we spend 15 minutes each with a professional audio engineer. This week socially distanced, of course. And we do the best we can.

Then we play them both and you choose who did the best song. That's right. You pick who was the least crap. This week, Brie chose the song. Tell us what we're singing, Brie. Of course. Everyone is working from home, so it just made sense to sing this Fifth Harmony classic.

Topical. Work from home. Work from home. Sexy, you know, sexy right up my alley. You know, better me, this is my wheelhouse of music. You know? Songs with sex appeal. But I don't get to go first.

You get to hear Breeze first. We want you to listen to both of them and then we want you to call 0800-DIAL-ZM and decide who did the best work from home. Speak of sex appeal, take a listen to this. Here we go, everybody. Watch out. I ain't worried about nothing. I ain't wearing that nada. I ain't wearing that nada.

I'm sitting pretty impatient, but you know I gotta. Put in them hours. I'ma make it harder. I'm standing pick after pitcher. I'ma get you fired. I know you're always on that night shift, but I can stand these nights alone. And I don't need no explanation, cause baby you're the boss at home. You don't gotta go to work, work, work, work, work, work, work.

But you gotta put in work, work, work, work, work, work, work. But you gotta put in work, work, work, work, work, work, work. You don't gotta go to work, work, work, work, work, work, work. Let my body do the work, work, work, work, work. We can work from home. Home. We can work from home. Home. We can work from home. Nice, we can work from home.

No, a nice run at the end, yeah. Solid. Solid, yeah, it's good. I think you're going to win. It's a solid 24 hours on the tools, that was. Was it? Yeah. Really?

24 hours? Yeah. Did you do rehearsals this week? Absolutely. It shows. Gyrating. Yeah, it shows. Just to get in the mood. Have you filmed a music video?

Yeah, I put a tool belt on and some steel caps. I'm quite happy not to play mine. No, no, no. If you want a free victory, I'm quite happy not to play it.

No, no, that's not how this game works. I'd like to not play it. No, we're doing it. We're here. Will you stitch me up with the song choice? How?

Because this song is not... I'm not looking at the lyrics this week. This is coming straight from the top of my dome. Let's see how we go. No lyrics. Fine, just listen. I ain't worried about nothing. I ain't wearing that Prada.

I'm sitting pretty and patient. I'm gonna make you harder. No, no. Yeah, fair enough there, Ben. I'll stick to the words from here on out. Put in them hours. I'm gonna make it harder. No, no. Yeah, fair enough there, Ben. I'll stick to the words from here on out. Put in them hours. I'ma make it harder. Why is that one okay? I'm sending pick after

picture. I'ma get you fired. I know you're always on the night shift, but I can't stand these nights alone. And I don't need no explanation. Cause baby, you're the boss at home.

You don't gotta go to work, work, work, work, work, work, work. Cause my body does the work, work, work, work, work, work, work. You don't gotta go to work, work, work, work, work, work, work. You don't gotta go to work, work, work, work, work, work, work. Cause my buddy does the work, work, work, work, work, work, work. We can work from home. Oh, oh. The work is six. We can work from home.

Oh, oh. Just in case that wasn't clear. I just want to make sure that producer Ben who had to edit those, do you need a meeting with HR or are you okay? I've already had it. Okay, good.

Just making sure you're okay. One of those, believe it or not, one of those is the best. Okay, and we need to know which one it is. You guys need to vote. You need to vote

for one or the other. You can't pick both as much as I know you'd like to. 0800 dial ZM. The best feedback this week, along with your vote, is going to win 50 KFC chicken dollars. It's Britney, bitch. And we'll get that feedback live to air after Britney.

Brie and Clint. Well, it has been. We've just played you two incredible covers of Fifth Harmony's Work From Home. Incredible covers. Especially given the current circumstances, Brie, I think incredible work from both of us. Yeah, stellar stuff. Here's what you missed. This was Brie's. We can work from home.

Home. We can work from home. Home. Sexy. Work from home Oh, oh Sexy Work from home And mine We can work from home Oh, oh

The work is sex We can work from home Oh, oh Just in case that bit wasn't clear You know, raunchy Risqué Just the right amount of, you know Sex appeal, I think, this afternoon

But who had the most? and who had the best song? Five votes to side Friday Oki on the phones. And Sarah's here. Hi, Sarah. Hey, Sarah. Hey, how are you guys? Good, mate. How are you?

Yeah, good, thanks. What are your thoughts this week, Sarah? Look, I feel qualified to vote on this because I'm an essential worker. So every morning as I'm leaving, I sing to my kids that mummy's got to go to work. So definitely with you, Bree, you took this one out. Oh, cheers, Sarah. Appreciate that. That's coming from an essential worker too.

It means a lot. Yeah, that's an important vote. Let's go to Nevin. Hi, Nevin. Hi, Nevin. Hello, guys. Hello. How are you, Nevin? Very good. Nice. Hello, guys. Hello. How are you, Nevin?

Very good. Nice and sunny in Wellington. Time for playing. Good stuff. Can't beat a good day. Nevin, who are you voting for, mate? My vote is for Mr Clint. Thank you very much.

Like I said before, the right amount of sexy in my 1A. Yeah, yeah, totally, mate. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, I appreciate it. Good stuff. All right. Nicola's here. Hi, thank you. Yeah, I appreciate it. Good stuff. All right. Nicola's here. Hi, Nicola.

G'day, Nicola. Hello. What are your thoughts first? What's your feedback on our work from home this week? Oh, I thought it was pretty good.

Yeah, I thought so too. Oh, yeah. It was really good. Oh, yeah, yeah. Nicola, you're such a liar. Hard to differentiate between two classics,

but who gets your vote this week? Clint. Yes, Nicola. Thank you very much. Thank you. You enjoy your lockdown level three weekend. We appreciate you.

Let's go to Lucy. Hi, Lucy. Hi, Luce. Hello. How's your lockdown going, mate? Oh, fantastic. Oh, that's good. Better after that?

Much better. Oh, I thought so. Better after that? Much better. We actually had a hard discussion in the car. I was leaning towards Clint, but the nine year old won the argument, so we're going brief. Yes! I'm always on board with the kids' votes. Thank you. What's your kid's name? Sadie.

She's here too. Sadie, I owe you one, okay? Okay. I was counting on you one, okay? Okay. I was counting on you there, Lucy. I can't believe you lost an argument to a nine-year-old. I hope you haven't lost me Friday Oaky this week. Sadie sounds like she's got her head screwed on right. It all comes down to Sarah, the deciding vote. Hi, Sarah.

G'day, Sarah. How yous going? Good, mate. What are your thoughts this week? Well, we had the same problem. I had the children in the car and I was going for free, but my daughter, 12-year-old daughter, went for Clint. So she won the vote.

She won the vote? Oh, bugger. So just to be clear, you're voting Clint in Friday Ogie this week? Yes, please. There we are. We can work from home. Oh, oh. The work is sex.

We can work from home. Oh, oh. Just in case that wasn You can work from home. Oh, oh. Just in case that wasn't clear. Not super kid friendly. No, now that I've heard that, I'm not sure it's appropriate for the 10-year-old. Sarah, we better send you some of that KFC. Oh, 12. That doesn't make it any better.

Sarah, I appreciate you having my back though, mate. Thank you. No worries. We're looking forward to Treasure Island too. Oh, good. It's going to be awesome. No singing. Yeah, no singing to Treasure Island too. Oh good. It's going to be awesome. No singing. Yeah, no singing.

ZM's Bree and Clint. Best of Friday-oke. Favourite time of the week. It's good. When I embarrass myself on national radio with my good mate Clint. The last two weeks have been spent by you guys voting for the greatest Friday jam of all time. Today, Georgia counted down 100 of them, and according to you,

the greatest Friday jam is Eminem's Lose Yourself. So to celebrate, we're going to sing it. Slash rap. Slash. Slash try to awkwardly rap. Slash slay. Slay all day. Slay all day, baby.

Boots back, bear back, baby. What you're going to hear is the result of 15 minutes spent with an audio professional who makes us sound as good as possible, okay? After that, you're going to vote on who did the best one. I'll go first because I picked the song. And I would just like you to know that what you're about to hear, for my one, is a one-take wonder, okay? It's unedited.

So there is some fumbles in it, but there is no editing in this. Gotcha. This is, I guess you could call it a freestyle. It's not a freestyle. I read it off the paper. You also, yeah, didn't write the lyrics either. Yeah, I didn't write them either. Nah.

But, hey, good on you. I'm keen to hear this one-take wonder. Here it comes. This is my M&M for Friday O'Keefe. Look. If you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment, would you capture it or just let it slip?

Yo, his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already. Mom's spaghetti. He's nervous, but on the surface, he looks calm and ready to drop bombs. But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down. The whole crowd goes so loud. He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out. He's joking how everybody's

joking now the clocks run out time's up over blouse snap back to reality oh there goes gravity oh there goes rabbit he chokes he's so mad but he won't give up that easy no he won't have it he knows his whole specs of these ropes it don't matter he's dope he knows that but he's broke he's so stagnant he knows when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's back to the lab again, yo. His whole rhapsody better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass it. You better lose yourself in the music the moment you own it.

You better never let it go. You only get one shot. Do not miss your chance to bowl. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo. Very good. You didn't think you'd get any whiter than Eminem, did you? You know what was so weird is that I said to producer Ben when I was doing this, I was like, I've never felt so white.

Very good, mate. Well, lucky we weren't doing Dr. Dre. Give you a clap for that. You ready to do this? I don't think so, but we're here. That's what it's all about. Let's give it a crack, shall we? Yeah, drop us an MC, Bree.

No, don't make me do that. Go on. No, no, don't. Drop us an MC, Bee Nizzle. Here she comes. This is Bree's Friday Oaky. Look at me. If you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment, would you capture it or just let it slip?

Yo, his palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's, he's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down the whole crowd, oh so loud, he opens his mouth but the words won't come out he's choking how, everybody's joking now, the clock's run out time's up, overblow

snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity, oh there goes rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't give up, that is he, no, he won't have it, he knows, he's whole back to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope, he knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows when he goes back to his mobile home, that's when it's back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody, better go catch it this moment and hope it don't pass You better lose yourself in the music the moment you own it You better never let it go, ho You only get one shot to not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo Bam. Outback Eminem. If you ever thought, what would Eminem sound like

if he grew up in Conungra in Australia? There it is. One of those was the greatest version of the greatest Friday jam of all time, and we would love you to vote this afternoon. We would love your votes, and if you want to make one, you can call us 0800DIALZM. You can also provide any feedback you'd like on the text machine on 9696. Yep, it will get read out.

Someone just texted and said, was that Brie or was that Mama Di rapping? You know what? I will take that as a compliment. I hope I return into half the woman my mum is. We're looking for five votes on 0800DARLS.NM. Be the person who decides the winner of Friday Oki this week. Brie and Clint.

Friday Oki's on. Friday Oki. Like we said before, you didn't think Eminem could get any whiter until we came along. This week, to celebrate the greatest Friday jam of all time, I didn't lose yourself that sounds like this. Go! You only get one shot.

Do not miss your chance to bowl. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime. Yo! Which is very good. It's very good. Did you say, are you like... It was very good. Big nodding yourself. It is very good. Very good. Did you say, are you like... It was very good. Big no to yourself.

It was very good. And bring in one that was also very good. No ho, you only get one shot. Do not miss your chance to blow. This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo. That was very good. That was very good. People are hating me because I sound Australian.

They're like, Your accent is young It was Kath and Kim Do Eminem Let's get some votes in Five people will decide The winner of Friday Okie This week And we'll start with Mila

Kia ora Mila Hi Mila Kia ora Kia ora How are you? Good thanks Mila Who are you voting for This afternoon?

I'm going to have to ask My car who's going to tell you to vote. Okay. Yeah, ready? Yeah. Quite hard to hear. I think they're saying Brie. Are they saying Brie? They said Clint.

Oh, did they? We'll take that. Thank you, Mila and Co. We appreciate the vote. Let's talk to Hayden. Hi, Hayden. Hi, Hayden. Hi, Hayden. Hi. How are you? Um, hello. Hayden, tell us, who do you want to vote for?

Um, Clint. Clint. Was that? It was Clint. Was it? All right, we're having a couple of phone issues this afternoon. Geez, the people who have voted in Friday Oaky this afternoon, none of them were even born when the song came out.

But maybe they don't know what the original sounds like. Maybe that's what's helping us through. Shim's here. Kia ora, Shim. G'day, Shim. Kia ora, guys. How are you? Good, mate. How are you? I'm good. What are your thoughts this week, Shim?

Oh, well, free, it was good, but I'm sorry, I'm going to have to go off the guy that gave it one shot. One opportunity. All right, Shem. No, it's not going to be 5-0 again. It's not going to be 5-0 again. Mate, I've endured a lot of 5-0s. It's all right.

Jo, who's your vote for on Friday Oaky? Hi, guys. We're voting for Clint. Thank you. I appreciate you. You're adorable. It's going to be a down trowel again. One Thank you. I appreciate you. You're adorable. It's going to be a down trowel again. One last one.

Karen's here. Hi, Karen. Hi, Karen. Hi. Hi. Can I talk to the manager? Yes, you can speak. You're on with the manager now.

Hi, you're on. What's your complaint, Karen? Oh, Brie, you're my complaint. One. One. Who are you? Who's you vote for? Me. Alright, there we go.

That's it. Jeez. Yeah, that's a bad week for me. Maybe you need to get some singing lessons or something. I think I need to hide

my accent. People are like, get rid of your horrific accent and maybe we'll vote. Well, you really accentuated it this week, didn't you? No, that's just my accent. I can't point it. ZM's Brianne Clint.

Best of Friday-oke. If you've never heard this, this is our singing competition where weekly we go head-to-head. We get 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer who makes our covers sound as good as possible. Yes, that is true. Sometimes they don't sound good though. And others, not too bad sometimes. That's generous I think. This week, I

thought because they've been confirmed to play the next Super Bowl halftime show, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Snoop Dogg, Mary J. Blige and Kendrick Lamar all under the Dr. Dre umbrella, we've Snoop Dogg, Mary J. Blige, and Kendrick Lamar, all under the Dr. Dre umbrella. We've got to do Forgot About Dre. Free, he's the guy that made the headphones. No, I actually have beats by Dre.

Where are your beats by Dre? I actually own a pair. We've both given this a red hot crack. That's what I'd call it A red hot crack Yeah We need you to hear both of them And then decide

Critically Who do you think Has the best forgot about Dre in them I'll go first Because I picked the song And then you'll hear Breeze And then we'll get your votes in So

This is my best attempt At a bit of Dr. Dre. Got a crib with a studio and a tub full of tracks To add to the wall full of plaques Hanging up in the office and back in my house like trophies But y'all think I'ma let my dough freeze? Please, you better bow down on both knees Who you think taught you to smoke trees? Who you think bought you the ODs, Eazy-Es, Ice Cubes, and DOCs? The Snoop D-O-double Gs and the group that said,

I love the police! Nowadays everybody want a toddler, they got something to save And if it comes out When they move their limbs Just a bunch of gibberish And they all act Like they forgot about Dre Even though I did it

I didn't say any Of the bad words I was still like scared That some of them Were going to go to air Just then You know Yeah

You know when there's One of those words Coming up You're like Anyway that's my best attempt Yeah very good mate Once I got the jaw loose You know And got moving.

You do like to loosen your jaw up sometimes, don't you? I hate it when it locks up, you know. I gave it my best attempt. There might be a few disses in there. Oh, okay. Not many. You're making it personal. A few disses to maybe someone in this studio,

maybe to the situation that's happening at the moment. It's not changed a lot, but just a tiny bit. Just look out for those little disses. Alright, here it comes. This is Bree's Forgot About Dre. Pray for me. You can pick a winner after this. Bray and Clint. Still the same baby, another Friday Yoki. Getting pants in most of these with no cheese, no deals and no Gs.

No wheels, no keys, no boats, no snowmobiles, no ski. Mad at me because I can finally provide the ride that'll bring you to your knees. You got a body with tiny nipples and that's whack. It's no shade, just fact. Hanging up in the office in the back of my house like trophies. But y'all think I'm going to let my dough freeze. Please, you better bow down on both knees. That time you farted in

front of me, I definitely didn't smell potpourri. Easy E's, Ice Cubes and D.O.C.'s and Snoop D.O. Double G's and a group that said, levels three. Nowadays, everybody want to talk like they got something to say, but nothing comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish. They're mother fools. Act like they forgot

about Dre. Remember that time you farted in front of me? No, I don't remember it. I put it in the track. The nipples thing was weirdly personal. I agree. I was showing you these. It's the only thing I have to, like, diss you about.

I was like, what can I diss him about? I was like, tiny nipples and farting in front of me. Well, there you go, everybody. Who you got this week? We'd like five votes on 0800Dials.com to pick the winner of Friday Okie. Is it DR Bree or DR me? Or DRC.

DRC. Where you at? Vote now. 0800Dials.com If you've got some constructive criticism too, you can win yourself 50 KFC chicken dollars this afternoon. Bree and Clint. Friday Oatly. Our weekly singing competition where we go head to head with the hottest covers in the country.

Yeah, no one does it like us, mate. You think Drax Project do a good cover? Have you heard us? Get out of the way, saxophone. Get out of here, saxophone boy. We're bringing the heat. We forgot about Dre. Might have of the way, saxophone. Get out of here, saxophone boy. We're bringing the heat. We forgot about Dre. My forgot about Dre sounded like this.

Nowadays, everybody want a toddler. They got something to save. And if it comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish. And they all act like they forgot about Dre. And Bree sounded like this. Nowadays, everybody want to talk like they got something to say. But nothing comes out when they move their lips,

just a bunch of gibberish. And mother fuckers act like they forgot about Dre. There can only be one winner, though. Yes. Who's it going to be? We have five votes loaded and ready to go. Let's go to Cade. First, Kia ora, Cade.

G'day, Cade. Hi. What are your thoughts on Friday Oaky this week? I'd say probably Brie. Yeah. Was it for my diss track, Cade? Yeah. Yeah, calling Clint out about dropping bombs in the studio. You like the beef. I'd say probably Brie. Yeah. Was it for my diss track, Kay? Yeah.

Yeah, calling Clint out about dropping bombs in the studio. You like the beef. Okay, thanks. Stop saying that I drop bombs in the studio. Now I just think about how many secret ones you've let off in here. Stella's here. Kia ora, Stella. Kia ora, Stella.

Hi, guys. How are you guys? Happy Friday, Stella. Happy Friday. Oh, thank you very much. Who are you picking to win Friday-oke this week? See, I have to go with Clint. I think his flow was so smooth.

It was really believable. They call me White Chocolate, Stella. Oh, do they? No, they don't. Yeah, they do. No one's calling you that. They call me Old Butter Lips. Smooth as. Just like this. Smooth as. Thanks, Stella. I'll take the vote and we'll move on awkwardly. Let's go Smooth as. Just like this.

Smooth as. Thanks, Taylor. I'll take the vote and we'll move on awkwardly. Let's go to Andrea. Hi, Andrea. Hi, Kane. Happy Friday. Happy Friday to you.

Andrea, what are your thoughts this week? Well, I definitely think you're not getting pints this time, Brie. It's all yours. Yes, Andrea. I'll take your vote. Thank you. I was going to say halftime show is going to be though. Oh, the Super Bowl halftime show. It's going to be amazing. If you missed it, that's why'll take your vote. Thank you. I was going to say halftime, so I'm going to be there. Oh, the Super Bowl halftime show.

It's going to be amazing. If you missed it, that's why we're doing it. Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Mary J. Blige and Kendrick Lamar. History making. And it'll be one of the greatest of all time. Thank you, Andrea. You have a great weekend. It's two to Bree, one to me.

Jaden's here to vote. Hi, Jaden. G'day, Jaden. G'day. G'day. We want your thoughts, your feelings this week, Jaden. Oh, it was a bit up and down. I really liked Clint's flow, but I think, Bree,

with the diss track and the way you made it your own, I think you've taken it out. Yeah, boy, Lash Gold. She can't lose it from here, but let's take it anyway. Evie's here. Kia ora, Evie. Hello, Evie. Hi.

Hi. Finish us off. Who you got for Friday Oki this week? Okay, Clint, I'm going to give you a special mention. That was really good. But the winner is going to be Brie. And that means we get a replay. Nowadays, everybody want to talk like they got something to say,

but nothing comes out when they move their lips. Just a bunch of gibberish. They're mother fools. Act like they forgot about Dre. Thank you for my participation certificate, Evie. But it's a 4-1 victory to Brie Thomas-Sull this afternoon. Sometimes you just can't beat calling someone out for farting in the studio, can you? No.

Not at all. You reckon that's what Eminem's going to take into us next session? Can you imagine if Eminem... He's going to go, Machine Gun Kelly has a smelly bum. He did a fluff and it caught me in the face. Word to your mother. Word. Take that, Machine Gun Kelly.

Or more like Machine Gun Smelly. ZM's Brian Clint. Best of Friday Oaky. One of the backbones of radio broadcasting. It's Friday Oaky and the news. That's what keeps it going.

Look, I think it just gives people a laugh and that's why we continue to do it. No, it's the news, ads for car dealerships and the secret sound and Friday Oki. That's it. That's the only things that really matter in radio anymore. Those are the four pillars of radio and we are happy to present it to you.

It's our special singing feature where each Friday we go head-to-head. We spend 15 minutes each with a professional engineer making it sound as good as possible. And this week, the song we'll be taking on is a Chad Kroger classic. It's no one's surprise that I am a massive Nickelback fan. And I didn't choose it because I thought you weren't. I know you like chads. Massive Nickelback fan. Yeah.

Some people aren't. Some people aren't. Not me, though. But maybe we'll convince them this week. Maybe our version of Nickelback. I think this might do the opposite. Maybe our version is what they've been missing their whole life. This might actually lose Nickelback some more fans.

The real reason I chose this is because last week when we did Ariana Grande, people accused me of sounding like Chad Kroger covering Ariana Grande. I was like, well, that wasn't the intention. So I thought, well, this week let's actually do Chad Kroger. All right. I picked the song, so I'll go first. And this is my Nickelback.

How the hell did we wind up like this? And why weren't we able to see the signs that we missed? And try to turn the tables I wish you'd unclench your fists

And unpack that suitcase Lately there's been too much of this But don't think it's too late Nothing's wrong just as long as you know That someday I will Someday, somehow I'm gonna make it alright But not right now

I know you're wondering when. I'm the only one who knows that. Someday, somehow. I'm gonna make it alright, but not right now. I know you're wondering when. Yeah, pretty good. Pretty good this week. Ben, did you load my version or did you load the original?

And always humble. That's why we love you. Always humble. No, humble, humble. The bar's low. The bar's low. All you've got to do is flop over this week, Brie. Look, I've got a bit of a confession.

I actually bowed out of doing Friday Oki this week and I had to call in someone else. Oh, did you? But, you know, I think it's still fair. That's not in the rules. No, I think it's still fair. I did call in someone else, but you just take a listen. Who's done it for you? You just take a listen.

Oh, this seems a bit rough. Just play. How the hell did we wind up like this? Actually, no, I don't think I'm going to be able to do this. I reckon my Uncle Keith might be good at this, though. Keith! Yeah, g'day. I'll give it a crack.

How the hell did we wind up like this? Why were we able to see the signs that we missed? Try and turn the tables. I wish you'd unclench your fists. And unpack your suitcase. Lately there's been too much of this. But don't think it's too late. Nothing's wrong.

Just as long as you know that someday I will. Someday, somehow. I'm gonna make it alright But not alright now I know you're wondering when The only one who knows that Someday, somehow I'm gonna make it alright But not alright now

I know you're wondering when Yeah, bloody crush that, mate Can't stick out Shit. God, my uncle, I tell you what, he's that, mate. Keith, dig out. Sure. God, my uncle, I tell you what, he's still got it. Oh, wait, he's here. G'day, Keith.

Yeah, g'day, guys. I just want to say a big thanks for letting me come on here and love a bit of Nickelback, some Winnie Blues. I've had about eight packs today. I was going to say, is Uncle Keith back on the Dunny switches? We're just going to go, you know, back outside and do some hard labour on the old nail gun and good luck, good luck for today's

Friday, Oki. Uncle Keith, someone has already texted and said, I have a sore throat for you after listening to that. Well, I've got a sore throat most of the time, but you know, when you sound this sexy, it's worth every minute. Who did the best? Nickelback this week. We'd love you sound this sexy. It's worth every minute. Who did the best Nickelback this week? We'd love you guys to decide.

The phone lines are open right now. 0800 DIAL ZM. Call us and tell us, was it me or was it Uncle Keith this week? My throat hurts. Yeah, I'll be your throat. Bloody hurts. I've been even doing it for that. I mean, see you, Keith.

Yeah, see you. Yeah, see you later, guys. Good luck, eh? Best feedback on our Nickelbacks this week. Could score themselves some free KFC chicken dollars as well. And we'll get a winner for our Nickelback Friday Oaky. Where are we at? Straight after the beeps.

Go get yourself a stubby. Can you serve a glass of water, please? Maybe some milk. Bree and Clint. B-B-B-Friday Oaky. Welcome back to Friday Oaky, everybody. There's some funny people that listen to this show. Some of them keep the text coming.

Someone texted through and they said, Uncle Keith sounds like he inhaled the flaky pastry from a sausage roll. He's trying to clear out. Uncle Keith did his best Nickelback this week. He sounded like this. Someday, somehow, I'm gonna make it alright, but not right now. I know you're wondering when. Yeah, buddy, crush that night, Keith, take care.

Me? Solid, Evan, solid. Uncle Clint sounded like that. Someday, somehow, I'm gonna make it alright, but not right now. Uncle Clint sounded like that. Someone's texted and said, if Brie loses, I vote she has to do the rest of the show as Uncle Keith. No, Uncle Keith is a real person. I can get him back in and do the rest of the show.

Yeah, all right, okay, if Brie loses, Uncle Keith has to do the rest of the show and the tiramisu. No, if I win, Uncle Keith does the rest of the show. That's how it works. Sam's here. Hi, Sam. G'day, Sam. How you going? Yeah, good, Sam. How are you, mate? Get out, Uncle Keith. Yeah.

If you one Aussie to another, you've had too many VBs and too many winning rounds. Yeah, time to go home, Uncle Keith. I love VBs and too many Winnie Reds. Time to go home, Uncle Keith. I love a VB. Who's your vote for, Sam? Clint, you nailed it this week. Thank you. I very much appreciate that.

Let's go to Caleb. Hi, Caleb. G'day, Caleb. How you going, guys? Come on, let's just finish it here, Caleb. Obviously, you're a big Keith fan and you want to vote for Keith? Oh, look, every week I'm a massive Clint fan, but with Chad Kruger on it today, Uncle Keith just smashed it out the park.

Yes, Caleb, we got him. I can't vote for Chad. Can't vote for Chad, you've got to vote for Keith. Fair call, Caleb. Thank you, Caleb. Have a great weekend, man. Appreciate you. Let's talk to Siobhan.

Hey, Siobhan. Hi, Siobhan. Hey. Hey, how are you going? Happy Friday. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. to Siobhan. Hey, Siobhan. Hi, Siobhan. Hey. Hey, how you going? Happy Friday. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. What are your thoughts this week, Siobhan?

I absolutely loved the remix with Keith. Yes, Siobhan. Not Uncle Keith. Keith, he's bloody Uncle Keith. No, not Uncle Keith. Keith, get in here. They're voting for you, mate. No, stay out, Keith.

Am I a bit of a war on, am I? Hey, Siobhan, how are you? You sound like a bit of a war on. Doing bloody great, mate. No, stay out, Keith. Oh, am I a bit of all right, am I? Hey, Siobhan, how are you? You sound like a bit of all right. Doing bloody great, mate. Oh, jeez. You sound like a bit of a 10 out of 10. Uncle Keith is not safe for human consumption. Hey, thank you for your vote, Siobhan.

It's two to Uncle Keith, one to Uncle Clint. Michaela's here. Hey, Michaela. Hi, Michaela. Hey. Hey, girl. Hey. Are you going to take us to tie break,

or are you going to send Uncle Keith into the winner's circle? See, this is just a pickle because Uncle Keith triggered me and sent me straight back to the 90s when my shirtless uncles were in the garage thinking they sounded great. Yes, that's my Uncle Keith. He loves it. Oh, God. I'm sorry.

Clint smashed it, man. I think that was your best one yet. Oh, wow. Thank you, Michaela. Yeah, mate. I can't smash it, man. I think that was your best one yet. Oh, wow. Thank you, Michaela. Yeah, mate. Now it's like, ooh. Maybe my true calling is to do Chad Kroger covers. Michaela, I know your uncles,

and can you tell them I'm keen to have a stubby with them this Christmas? Oh, my God. I don't speak to them anymore. Too many childhood traumas. Yeah, so stay away from Michaela, Uncle Keith. Have a great weekend. We have arrived at tiebreak and the power is yours. Tony, g'day, Tony.

G'day, Tony. Hey, Brie. Hey, Clint. How are you guys? Good, mate. What are your thoughts, your feelings? My thoughts and feelings? Brie, you've been very creative with Uncle Keith this week.

I was amazed on the creativity of what you put in there. He's a real person, Tony. Real guy. That's not me. Definitely not me. Well, it's Bruce, aka Uncle Keith. Absolutely. Is it enough to get Uncle Keith over the line?

I'm voting for Bruce. Yes, Tony! Let's bring it on, guys. That means I'm getting replayed after this. Someday, somehow I'm gonna make it alright But this. Someday, somehow, I'm going to make it all right, but not right now. I know you're wondering when. Yeah, buddy, crush that, mate.

Keith, take out. All right, off you go, Uncle Keith. Look, in my opinion, you were robbed, Clint, in my opinion. Keith, no, I'll see you at home. Clint, Keith, I'll see you at home. I think you were robbed. I think that was one of your best yet, and that's coming from me, but obviously

not Uncle Keith. Can we look at getting Uncle Keith banned from the premises, please? Hey, guys, who wants to go do a couple of shots out in the iHeartLounge? I don't even know how he got in there in the first place. I bought him some Smurdoff. He smells so bad he should be setting off the smoker.

ZM's Bree and Clint. Best of Friday-oke. The Christmas edition. Because it's Christmas. Why didn't you just wait till December? Because it's one month until Christmas. Because you couldn't pick any other song. No.

There's so many songs we haven't done, but you decided you wanted to pick one. Yeah. We've got to make the most of this. Brie, in one month's time, Christmas will be over. Today, in one month from today, it'll be Boxing Day, okay? So if you don't start celebrating now. Boxing Day's the best day anyway. Boxing Day's a great day, actually. It is a great day.

Yeah, yeah. But no, I thought it's Christmas. It's Christmas. So let's do some Michael Bublé for Friday O'Keefe. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. God, he's got a nice voice, doesn't he? He's all right. What do you mean he's all right?

You know that I'm not the biggest Bublé fan. His voice is like hot chocolate next to an open fire while you're roasting marshmallows. He's got a great voice. It's beginning to look... Oh, there's a teaser of mine. What you're about to hear is Brie and I taking on the boobs. And we would like you to pick the winner once you've heard both of them in full, okay?

We've done our best efforts. We've spent some time with a professional audio engineer. And here they come, everybody. I'll go first. This is my Michael Bublé. Merry Christmas, everybody. I'll go first. This is my Michael Bublé. Merry Christmas, everybody. Merry Christmas, everybody. Everywhere you go Take a look at the five and ten

It's glistening once again With candy canes and silver lanes that glow It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Toys in every store But the prettiest sight to see Is the holly that will be On your own front door I need to start picking songs that cater more to my voice

and really leave you in the dust because that's what you do to me. That's literally the advantage of picking. I know, but I never do that. I try and pick a song that's like fun for both of us. Oh, whatever. You've picked Ariana Grande like four times. Have you heard me sing?

Do you think my voice matches Ariana Grande? Hey, we haven't heard yours yet. Don't write yours off. I don't even want to hear it. I'm happy not to play it this week. Yours could really be imbued with the spirit of Christmas. I'm really not keen on this song choice. Get in the Christmas spirit.

No, I'm a Grinch. You are not a Grinch. You love Christmas. Fine, play it. Okay, here it is. Here's Breeze, Michael Bublé, which could be the winner this week. You decide.

Let's see. Michael Bublé, which could be the winner this week. You decide. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Not really, it's November. Everywhere you go. Better be using the tracing app though. Take a look at the five and ten. It's glistening once again. With candy canes and silver lanes that glow.

No one is this happy at Christmas time. A lot like Christmas. Shut up, Buble. Toys in every store. More like shopping online this year. But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be on your own front door. It's f***ing November.

Why are we singing a bloody Christmas song? Because it's Christmas. I really felt the Christmas spirit in mine. I can tell. Yeah, no, I was keen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were merry. You were jolly.

I mean, give me the job. I'm a Santa's elf. Who's got it this week? Who has the Christmas spirit and who did the best Michael Bublé? We need five people to call us right now on 0800DIALS at M and pick a winner. If you offer some good constructive feedback this afternoon,

you could win yourself 50 KFC chicken dollars. Or you might get cold. We haven't decided yet. One of us is getting cold. I think it's me. And one of us is getting the victory. Give your votes in. Bree and Clint. Friday Oatly.

We just got everybody in the Christmas spirit just before we did it. Everybody in the country. You can feel it. It's now in the Christmas spirit. To the person who texted and said, Clint is disqualified for choosing a Christmas song in November. No, I'm not. I applaud that.

No, I'm not. I should be applauded for choosing the song. No, I applaud that text. Okay. It's well done. I mean, it's not like you only had like a few, it's one week extra. Like next week's December.

Next week's your choice. And you wouldn't have chosen Michael Bublé. I would never choose Michael Bublé. Exactly right. But you could have chosen the week after. My Michael Bublé sounded like this. But the prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be on your own front door. Mine was a more realistic version of how people feel at Christmas.

The prettiest sight to see is the holly that will be. Mine was a more realistic version of how people feel at Christmas. It's f***ing November. Why are we singing a bloody Christmas song? By realistic, do you mean drunk? Yes. Yeah. Very realistic for a lot of people. Five votes will decide the winner of Friday Okie this afternoon,

the Christmas edition. Leah's here. Merry Christmas, Leah. Hi, Leah. Hi. Happy November. Yes, November. Who are you voting for this afternoon, Leah? Clint, I absolutely loved your deep, deep voice,

but I'm going to go with Brie because it's bloody November. Yes, Leah. Jump on board the Grinch train. Oh, Leah, you'll regret that. In approximately four days' time, you're going to regret that. Okay, thank you for your vote. Thank you, Leah. Siobhan's here. G'day, Siobhan.

Hi, Siobhan. Hello, Merry Christmas, Brie. Oh, Merry Christmas. Well, we know where this vote's going, don't we, Siobhan? Ho, ho, ho, Siobhan. Don't call her that. That's so rude. Siobhan, who are you voting for this afternoon?

Well, I have to say, Clint, I thought your notes were on point this afternoon. Oh, yes. But, Brie, your commentary made me giggle all the way home in the fun traffic of the afternoon, so I've got to give my vote to you. Oh, thank you. I appreciate that. It jingled your bells, did it, Siobhan? It definitely did.

I'll jingle your bells any time, Siobhan. Appreciate that. Let's go to Brooklyn. Hey, Brooklyn. G'day, Brooklyn. Hey, Brooklyn's gone a wee bit shy, but he would like to vote for Clint. Okay, is that Brooklyn's mum speaking, is it? It is.

Okay, Brooklyn's mum. We'll have to take your word for it. What's your name? My name's Ellis. Ellis. Okay. Can you say hi to Brooklyn for us, please? Hi, Brooklyn.

I will. Okay. Hi, Brooklyn. Hi, Bree. Hi, Brooklyn. Merry Christmas. Have a good Christmas. Okay, wait there.

One to me, two to you. Jess is here. Hi, Jess. G'day, Jess. Hi, guys. Bree, I have to give you a plus for your effort, but I would definitely vote for Clint. If I was the judge on The Voice, I would

have turned for you, Clint. Oh! Thank you, Jess. I appreciate that. Thanks, Jess. I probably agree with you. Merry Christmas, guys. Merry Christmas. You've taken us to tie break where Keita joins us. Hi, Keita. Hi, Keita. Hey, guys. Hey. You have all the power this Hi, Keita. Hi, Keita. Hey, guys. Hey.

You have all the power this afternoon, Keita. Oh, God. Can I test the waters with Keita first? Hang on. Keita, Merry Christmas. Oh, okay.

Okay, I think I know where this is going. I'm so excited for being Keita. Keita, when you're ready, please tell us who the winner of Friday Oki is this week.

Can you imagine if her phone just cut out in that one moment? I think it might have. Oh, sorry, sorry. Oh, Keita, right, okay. My cheek keeps hitting the mute button. Oh, okay. Did your phone actually cut out?

No, my mute button. She put it on mute with her cheek. That's hilarious, Keita, in that moment. Now I have no idea which way you're going to go. So let's just do it. Keita, who's the winner of Friday Oki this week? Oh, like, I loved Bree's, like, I loved her version so much it cracked me up.

But I have to say, when Clint started, I didn't even know that it was Clint. I still thought it was Bublé. I was like, when's this going to start? So I have to say Clint I'm sorry Bree No that's all I love you too Keita

No hard feelings I'll just expect a vote from you next week I will and I'll vote for you Okay deal deal Thanks Keita Merry Christmas See you mate Merry Christmas guys

There we go See ya Alright we've got to do this But the prettiest sight to see Is the holly that will be on your own front door. Good win, mate. You deserve that one. And just because you won, Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas, my friend. Can't wait to see which Brie-themed song you choose next week. ZM's Brie and Clint. Best of Friday-oke. And now it's time for Brie and Clint's Bree and Clint. Best of Friday-oke. And now it's time for Bree and Clint's most popular segment, Friday-oke. I love Friday-oke. It's the best.

I listen every Friday. I never miss Friday-oke. Thanks, Bree and Clint. You've made my Friday again. Friday-oke. Our world-famous singing segment where you and I go head to head with a song each week, every week. Week in, week bloody out.

We missed a few weeks, but that was because of... Very few. Very few. You know, T's and C's and timing. Even Adele needs the odd show off, you know. That's how it works. We spend 15 minutes with a professional audio engineer and we make our songs sound as good as possible. Some sound like the real thing, the real deal.

The real deal. The artists were very drunk on stage. And had COVID. Yeah. This week, for some reason, Brie decided we should do Mariah Carey. I did not pick this week, and true listeners of the show will know that I picked last week. So the only person that could have picked this week was you, Clint Paul Roberts. Well, we're doing a Christmas classic this week.

Which, if I did pick it, bad idea. So much harder than I realised. From the very first note. What do you mean? From the very first note, this song is hard. What do you mean that you realise? I thought this is just a bouncy...

Mariah freaking Carey. Yeah, but it wasn't like Honey or something like that. It's just a Christmas song. Anyway, I know I'm wrong now. But we have to follow through. So what you're about to hear is both of our Mariah Carey songs. We want you to vote after you've heard both. We'd love someone to pick the winner.

Oh, this is gonna be bad. I'm so sorry. This is not good going into Christmas. I'll start it, okay? Look, I'll stand up, I'll man up, okay? And I'll do it. I'll kick it off first, mainly because that's the rules. Here's my

Mariah Carey All I Want for Christmas. I don't want a lot for Christmas. There is just one thing I need. I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree. I just want you for my own. More than you could ever know. Make my wish come true.

Baby, yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh, yeah. All I want for Christmas is you. I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don't care about the presents Underneath the Christmas tree I don't need to hang my stockings There upon the fireplace Santa Claus won't make me happy

With a toy on Christmas Day. I just want you for my own. More than you could ever know. Make my wish come true. All I want for Christmas

is you. I'm sorry about this. Ooh, baby. It's so much longer. It's so much longer than I remember. I just felt sorry because it felt like you were straining the whole time. I gave it everything. I tried it down an octave, but it just sounded flat and like I was just muddling through it.

So I was like... You know the sad part is mine is on par with that. Am I going to have to sit through that now? Someone sticks in to say their dog is howling in the car at just one of them. Well, get ready because you've got a whole other version yet to come. I did my best and that's all I can do and I apologise in advance. Here it comes, everybody. This is Breeze Friday.

It's just when the singing actually has to happen, that won't be all right. I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree. I just want you for my own. More than you could ever know. Make my wish come true. All I want for Christmas. Make my wish come true.

All I want for Christmas is you. Let's rock this bitch. I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don't care about the presents Underneath the Christmas tree I don't need to hang my stocking There upon the fireplace Santa Claus won't make me happy with the toy on Christmas Day.

I just want you for my own. More than you could ever know. Make my wish come true. All I want for Christmas is you. Oh, baby Oh, that was good. Oh, God. A few texts coming in saying it's got big drunk auntie vibes.

I'll take that because I am an auntie and I do get drunk on Christmas, so... Look, that's our special Christmas treat for you guys to finish the year. because I am an auntie and I do get drunk on Christmas. That's our special Christmas treat for you guys to finish the year. Now, we would like you to bless us with some critiques and some votes. We need five people to call 0800DIALSATM right now and tell us whose Mariah Carey was the most festive, you know? Who are you giving the Christmas win to? Call us now, 0800 800 dials in it. Someone said, I don't think I could ever hear someone butcher the song worse from you, Clint.

And then Bree's played. I'll take that. Bree and Clint. Friday Oaky. It feels so Christmassy. You know what? You know what? We're here for the results of Friday Okie.

I think this might be one of our best, and I tell you why, because it was really hard, but both of us met the challenge head on. There's no gags in this. Like, no one did a parody route, and no one dropped it down to a singable octave. We just went for it.

No, that's us trying. That's really trying hard, and it's no joke. We did Mariah's All I Want for Christmas. Mine sounded like this. All I want for Christmas is you. I'm sorry about this. Ooh, baby. So confronting, eh?

And Bree's sounded like this. All I want for Christmas is you. Oh, baby. I think you might join me in saying that the real winner today is music. Five votes. We've got them. We've got people here to vote for us, and we will have a winner very shortly. We'll start with Mia and Aria.

Hi, guys. Hi, Mia and Aria. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. How old are you guys? I'm 11, and I'm 8. Oh, beautiful. Thanks for calling the show and listening to Friday Okie.

Do you listen every week? Yeah. Oh, cool. You guys Oaky. Do you listen every week? Yeah. Oh, cool. You guys are experts then. Who won this week? Did Bree do a better job or did I? Bree. Yeah.

Girls. We've got to do it for the girls. In unison as well. I love you guys. Have a Merry Christmas, okay? You too. You too. It's only one vote for you, by the way.

Two people with one vote. Oh. Okay. Oh, damn it. Just so you're aware. Damn. Sandra's here. Hi, Sandra. Hi, damn it. Just so you're aware. Damn. Sandra's here. Hi, Sandra.

Hi, Sandra. How you going? Merry Christmas, Sandra. Merry Christmas. I bet that... Sorry to say, Clint, but Bree takes this one hands down. Now, come on, Sandra. Where's your Christmas spirit?

Yes, Sandra. Mine was hard to listen to, man. Mine was hard to listen to. I know that. You can't tell. I bet mine wasn't a walk in the park either, but. We'll give you credit for trying for both of you, eh? Thank you, Sandra.

Appreciate it. Have a great Christmas. Have a safe one, Sandra. You too. Appreciate you listening. See you next year. We'll go to Catherine and Olive. Hi, guys.

Hi, guys. Hi. Merry Christmas to both of you. Merry Christmas to you too. How old are you guys? We're both 12. Are you Friday Oaky regulars? Yes, most of the time.

Most of the time. Well, we're glad to have you, and we apologise for some of the horrendous singing, but we need to know, guys, who are you voting for this week? Brie. Guys, you've made my whole year with that vote. Am I about to get steamrolled? I think

I might be. Thank you, guys. We appreciate it. Gemma's here. Hi, Gemma. Hi, Gem. Hi, how are ya? Good, mate. How are you? I'm good, thanks. That's good. Gemma, now for some feedback for us. Yeah, can we get a bit of constructive criticism? We've got to come back in 22 better than we were this year, so come on, critique us a little bit. Yeah, can we get a bit of constructive criticism? We've got to come back in 22 better than we were this year.

So come on, critique us a little bit. Oh, I thought you were both good. But, the bit that got it for me was Bree's we've got to rock this bitch.

And that was, that got it for me. So I have to vote for Bree. Sorry, Clint. That's okay, Gemma. The best Christmas present ever. It was only because of that one line. me, so I have to vote for Bree. Sorry, Clint. That's okay, Gemma. It was the best Christmas present ever. It was only because of that one line. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Whatever lies you have to tell him, Gemma. Merry Christmas, Gem. Thank you. And Steve, finally. G'day, Steve. G'day, big Steve. Hey, guys. How you doing?

You might as well do it, man. It's Christmas. You may as well make it a whitewash Christmas. Come on, give it to me. I need a present. All right. Well, you both did well make it a whitewashed Christmas. Come on, give it to me. I need a present. All right. Well, you both did a pretty good job, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to give it to Brie

because Clint, in all honesty, you sounded like a cat on steroids. Yeah, right. You know, it's a compliment some weeks to get whitewashed. I take it as a compliment. Hey, Steve, you made this happen, okay? You did this, so here it is, the mandatory pre-replay. Love you, Steve.

Have a good Christmas, mate. All I want for Christmas is you. Should we play it out in full? No. You sure? Positive. Positive. Thank you for a great year of Friday Oki, everybody.

We appreciate everyone enduring our singing voices. Especially to Al and Ben, who have had to produce all of our Friday Oki, everybody. We appreciate everyone enduring our singing voices. Especially to Al and Ben, who have had to produce all of our Friday Okis this year. Massive thank you to Al and Ben, who get punished the most. Hope you enjoyed another Breeinclin summer podcast. The team are back and live from Jan 24 on ZM. In the meantime, check us out on socials at Breeinclin.