ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint Summer Podcast - Games P1

Episode Date: December 20, 2021

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The ZDM Podcast Network. ZDM's Brianne Clint. The Sunburned at the Beach Edition. Best of Games, Part 1. You know what they say, the best bits on this show come from Google going down under. Google, are you down, down, down, down, down, down, down? What the hell?

I think Google's actually, uh... Nah, down. What the hell? I think Google's actually... Nah, sorry. No good? I like it when you do a nice clean. I think Google's down. Because it gets to the point. It says what it's supposed to do. I think you're getting too creative for your own good there, Thomas L.

Okay, I'll go back to the drawing board. All right, Google down. It's where I give the questions that you guys have to Google, and the fastest person to yell out the answer gets a point. First three points wins. And, Matt, you are taking on the team this afternoon. Hey, Matt. Hey, how are you?

Good, thank you, Matt. Now, what device are you going to be Googling on? On my computer. Okay, perfect. That means laptops all around here for the team in studios. Yeah, we're locked in. Everybody present? Anastasia?

Present. Producer Ben? Hey, mate. Yeah, we're good to go. All right. First question. Yell out the answer as soon as you get it, and I'm looking for the most common answer on Google.

Good luck, Matt. All right, here we go. No worries. Question number one. Who won Big Brother Australia in 2004? Start Googling. Trevor Butler. Trevor Butler.

Trevor. You need to be clear, Anastasia, and I got that just in time. It is Trevor Butler. He was known for scaring housemates around the house. Picked up, I think, the only ever $1 million that was given away on Big Brother Australia. Question number two, one point to Anastasia. What season of RuPaul's Drag Race did Michelle Visage join the show?

What season? Three. That's correct. Yeah, nice, mate. Did you Google it or something? No, she told us yesterday and I remembered it. Good. So slight competitive advantage there.

All right, one to Anastasia, one to Clint. Here comes question number three. Exactly how much is one Bitcoin worth right now? 63,976.05 cents. It could have changed since I Googled it, so I'll take your word for it. Two to Clint, one to Anastasia. This is how much I've been Googling Bitcoin. All I typed in on my Google was how much is,

and it came up straight away with Bitcoin. Mine just comes up with how much is cheese worth at countdown. All right, question number four. Two to Clint, one to Anastasia. What year did the first McDonald's open? What year? 1955. Nice work, producer Ben.

15th of April, 1955 in San Bernardino, California. Damn, good work, Ben. Very well done. Sometimes I think Ben is even playing, but then he just comes out like that. He could just give you a head start. Matt, how are you going over there? Yeah, I'm still here. It's a tough game, eh?

Come on, Matt. You got this. It's tough. All right. One to Clint, one to Anastasia. No, two to me. Oh, two to Clint. Sorry.

I'm on the custom victory. I've never won this game. All right, here it comes. It feels weird. Question number five. Where did Art Green grow up? Googling. Munbra.

That's right. That is right. All right. I was on the verge of just taking a wild stab in the dark. I was going to say Topor. Everyone is all locked out. It's between producer Anastasia and Clint. Here comes question number six.

How old is Dolly Parton? 74. 75. Anastasia's got it. Oh, no, I went too early. How did you get that wrong? It's right in front of you. I just saw the seven and I went for it.

ZM's Bree and Clint. Best of Games, part one. Michelle Visage is in studio with us. I can't believe this is a big dream of mine that's about to happen where Michelle Visage talks to my mother. We're going to call Mama Di, who's a pop culture expert. Is she? Oh, she's on the pulse.

All right. Yeah, she's on to most things, most references. And we've got a bit of a test for her this afternoon. We do. We'll put the call through now. Here we go. Hopefully she answers. Connecting you to country Queensland.

Have you been? Yes, I have. Have you? Yeah. Here we go. Okay, we're going through to the Apple phone. Rings logo. I've been to the country.

I've been to Brisbane. Isn't that count? Same thing. Hello? Hi, Mum. Hi, Brianna. How you going, beautiful girl? Very good. How you going, Clint? Hi, Mumadai. There's someone else you're missing, Mum. Hi, Mum. Hi, Brianna. How are you going, beautiful girl? Very good.

How are you going, Clint? Hi, Mumadai. There's someone else you're missing, Mum. Hi, good boy. Are you missing someone? Not Michelle. Mumadai! Oh, no.

Hi. How are you, mate? Oh, I'm wonderful. How are you? Oh, look, I've just got chills all up and down me. Oh, bless you. It's just wonderful to speak to you. I told you to get that, you know, that PMS thing sorted out, Mum.

She's going into menopause. Yeah, me too, babe. Join the club. Now, Mum, it's so good to have you on the show and Michelle here as well. And we thought we could play a bit of a game because you know how we like to test you on your pop culture references, Mum? Oh, no. Okay. And look, there's nothing more pop culture than RuPaul's Drag Race.

Yes. It is pop culture. So are you ready to play Mumma Di versus Michelle? Oh, my goodness. Yes, let's go for it, Michelle. Yes, let's do it. Okay, some phrases from the show. Michelle's going to hit you with them, and you're going to decode them for us.

You're going to tell us what they mean. Okay. Are you ready, Mama Di? Oh, yes, I'm ready. Okay, here we go with question number one. Saying number one, it was said by Jasmine Masters. The quote is, no tea, no shade, no pink lemonade. No tea, no shade, no pink lemonade. No tea, no shade, no pink lemonade.

Translate that for us, Mama Di. Well, I interpret that as boring. Don't be boring. You don't be boring? Yes, it's got no life about it. Like, the costume is boring. It's, yeah, that's the interpretation I get from that. Michelle?

Well, Mama Di, I love that guess, but that one was wrong. Oh, sorry, Michelle. That's okay. You're none from one. Let's give you another one. Oh, do we want to translate it first? Yeah, don't we want to tell them what it means? I think we want to, yeah.

So when you say to somebody, Mama Di, no tea, no shade, no pink lemonade, you're about to lay the truth down on somebody. Oh, okay. It's a bit of like, it could be offensive. You could be gossiping a little bit about somebody. You're about to drop something. But you're about to drop some knowledge. Oh, yeah.

Okay, I'm going to use that phrase from now on. You've got afternoon tea this afternoon, so just drop it at the afternoon tea you're going to. There you go. I'm going to. Say to the ladies, no tea, no shade, no pink lemonade. But. But.

Breathe. And then carry on. And then just say something horrible. Let's go with another. Here you go. Here's another chance for you to get one right, Mama Di. Okay, number two. Bob the Drag Queen said this saying, and it is,

walk into the room purse first. Purse first, purse first. Walk to the room purse first. What does it mean to enter the room purse first? Well, I get the, gee, I'm going to be wrong again. I just know it. Strut your stuff. Strut your stuff. Strut your stuff.

I'm going to give her a win on that. I'm going to give her a W. I thought the purse was something a bit more descriptive. The meat purse. Okay, gross. The both of you. No, we're wrong. Mama Di is right. That's fine. Mama Di is right. We'll stay out of it.

It's like, you know, you're showing where you're going. You walk into the room purse first. I think she nailed it. She's right. One from Yeah, it's like, you know, you're showing where you're going. You walk into the room first. I think she nailed it. Okay. She's right. One from two. Let's go for number three, my darling. Good luck.

All right, number three. This is a quote from Rupert himself. From Rupert's drag race. RuPaul. We're all born naked and the rest is drag. You know, you're born naked and the rest is drag. Well, I think it's just the coating that you put on, which they're absolutely fantastic at doing.

So it's the clothing and the makeup and all the rest of it. Always that in your soul. I'm going to give her that. I think she's got it. I'm going to give her the W. She's got it. Yeah. You know, all of everything we do is drag. Your daughter's in drag today.

She put her sparkles on to cheer herself up. She put a red lip on. Clint as well. Clint. And you've got to do what makes you happy or what you have to do. Doctors put their scrubs on. Nurses put their hats on. You know, McDonald's people put their uniform on.

That's all drag. Absolutely. It's how you work it. So you are right, Mama Di. That's a big W on that one, Mom. All right, here we go. I've never wished I wore sparkles more in my life than today. Well, I'm wearing a sweatshirt too, so.

Yeah, they were okay. Okay, here we go. Okay, you can nail this, Mama Di. Here we go. Number four. Question number four. This was from our recent series. Joey J said this.

Perform the house down, boots back, bareback. I can perform the house down, boots back, bareback. Boots back, bareback. Boots back, bareback. What does it mean? Well, I reckon he's going for it and I mean the dance moves

are right into it and he's giving 110% and the boots are going back. Mama Day, I'm going to give you a win on that one. The W. I'm not a big advocate of the bare back. I'm just going to put that out there. But everything else I'm an advocate of.

Yeah, we're about ending HIV out here. Exactly. Wrap it up. Wrap it up and we'll wrap this up right here. Mumma Di, thanks for all the laser. You are amazing, darling. You're so good. Well done, you. Hey guys, I just have to say, Michelle,

your show that you're on is just amazing to watch the positivity and the love that's been put out there with it and the talent is just incredible of what they create and the dance moves, the music, everything. It's just wonderful.

Oh, thank you, my darling. She'll say hello to Rupert for you, okay, Mum? I will do. Just get him whatever makeup he's wearing, I'll have double. Me too. Me too, darling. Me too. Thanks, Mum and I. Love you. Love you, Mum.

Oh, love you guys. Love you, Michelle. ZM's Bree and Clint. Best of Games, Part 1. We've got a game on this show inspired by Shania Twain. It's called That Don't Impress Me Much. And it's a really simple concept.

You just tell us what don't impress you much. Pretty easy. It's pretty simple. Some people say it's passive aggressive. We like to say it's honest. Yeah, it's honest. It's cathartic. It makes you feel good afterwards.

Healing. I think today, just totally randomly, to start that don't impress me much, producer Ben can go first Okay So North West actually knows how to paint? I call BS It doesn't impress me Even if it's real

It's not that impressive Really? It was pretty bloody impressive It looks like a Van Gogh. There's no way a seven-year-old painted that picture. I don't know, maybe. You think she did it? Maybe.

Well, for that opinion, you can go next. Okay, so you've got a bunch of My Family stickers on the back of your car. That don't impress me much. You can get one now. Don't care. Now that you've got a small SUV, a girlfriend and a dog. I'm not getting them. Oh, my God.

Let's do it to her car. Let's put My Family stickers on her car. If you touch my car, I swear. Every time I see them, I'm like, oh, yeah, cool. That family's got three kids, a dog, a cat, a bird. Yeah, good to know. Stop bragging about it. And I'm like, God, don't make me feel so bad about my life.

I'll go, I'll go. Okay. So you're not using a case on your new phone. Amen. It terrifies me for you. You bought a case on your phone. No, I've got a case now. He's got one.

I've got a big booty case because I'm that terrified of dropping this thing. He copied my new case. Oh, yeah, he did. Look at that. Yeah, reinvented clear cases. I did. I was the first to go to the trend. Anastasia, are you ready to take us home?

Yes. All right. Okay. So that whiteboard marker I just used was actually permanent. Say that to that. I did it yesterday and got really embarrassed after you guys all left trying to rub it off. How did you get it off? Did you spray Lynx Africa on it?

No, you do the one where you get a whiteboard marker and you just absolutely scrub it with it. How good's that life hack? ZM's Bree and Clint. Best of Games. Part 1. Let's try and blow some people's minds, shall we? It's about the third week of doing this.

Explain how it works. Essentially, you know, you have these amazing coincidental stories where you just can't explain how it happens, but they blow your mind. And sometimes you have a story that is on the cusp of that or it doesn't blow your mind and you get this noise. It's brutal because it's one or the other. It either blows our mind or it doesn't.

Now, Bree has told a couple of really mind-blowing stories, both involving your dog, Whitney. Yeah. And for that, I gave you your Jews. And you got that. They were good ones because they were personal ones. Last week you told someone else's story, which is fine. This game needs stories.

They've got to come up. And you got this. I said to you last week, I feel like, you know, I've told quite a few stories in this segment. It's your turn. I feel like you took getting farted out quite personally. You need to stand up. And now you're forcing me to give it a go.

You need to step up. But that's fine. I'll do it. I'll do it. I can do it. Forcing you. I've told three stories. I've got no more.

I don't have any stories for this at the moment, but I've gone and found one, okay? Oh, no. It's not mine, but I've found one on Reddit. Okay. And you need to honestly see if you believe this is a mind-blowing coincidence. This is about how you tell the story. It's about the vibe.

Totally. It's about the, you know, the moment, the feeling. When you're ready, it's Clinton Roberts. Take it away. Okay. So this is a story posted to Reddit. He says, I was once mugged by four guys in the main shopping streets of Nairobi in Kenya. One of the guys had me in a chokehold and before I was able to pass out,

they dropped me and they ran off. A shopkeeper had rescued me by hitting one of the guys over the head with a bat. Fast forward 12 months and I'm sitting on an island in Thailand. I meet a British couple who did business in Kenya and we start to talk about how dangerous it's getting in Kenya for foreigners at the moment. They described an incident that they had witnessed the year before where they turned a corner and they saw a guy being mugged and a shopkeeper hit the mugger over the head with a bat. they described the date, the location, and what the guy was wearing.

It was me. They were on the same street on the same day at the exact same time I was there. These strangers had witnessed me being mugged a year ago in another country. What are the odds of randomly meeting them on a beach in Thailand a year later? Let me think about this. Come on. I mean, we don't know if it's true. They might have just said, oh, yeah, we saw you.

Yeah, but that's not what we're trying to do here, mate, okay? Surely that's a mind-blowing coincidence. Surely. Surely. Surely. Okay. You. I just wanted to keep You almost suck

I just wanted to keep you on the edge of your seat One day I'll have a story One day something mind-blowing will happen to me But for now I have to take some other guy's story off Reddit But we just have to take their words for it Yeah, we have to take their words for it This is not investigative journalism It's a reaction in the moment, okay? Well, you know who's people's words we do have to take their words for it. Yeah, we have to take their words for it. This is not investigative journalism. It's a reaction in the moment, okay?

Well, you know whose people's words we do have to take for it as well is people who call up now. That's exactly right. Are you willing to put yourself up there for mind-blowing Mondays? Do you think you have an amazing story that you can tell us right now that'll blow our minds? The tricks are keep it snappy and that's about it. Keep it snappy.

If you're willing to put yourself on the line. Do you want to take it on? It's Mind Blowing Monday where we give you the tall order of blowing our minds with a story, a coincidence. Is this like our version of, you know, being like dance for the man. You dance. It is asking a lot. You dance for us. And it's hard because you're going to get judged on your story.

This one's not quite, they haven't quite nailed it, but I think it's quite good from the text machine. Mind blown today by the stuff quiz. The most children to come out of one woman is 69. Is that real? That's not real. Is it? No, I need to Google that now.

Most children. We have some brave contestants here willing to step up to the plate and attempt to blow our mind. And like we said, our reactions have to be honest. You either get that or you get... One or the other. And look, it's all love, though. The universe decides.

But it's all love and we appreciate universe decides. It's all love. But it's all love and we appreciate you. We've got to be honest. Gordon's here. Hi, Gordon. G'day, Gordon. Hey, team.

How's it going? Good, thank you. No pressure. Just breathe through it. When you're ready, tell us a story that will blow our minds. Cool.

Lazy Sunday afternoon, me, my brother, my best mate, James, go to the pub for a few beers. Sitting there for a while, this guy with this Asian bird walks in and we're looking at him and we go, shit, it looks few beers. Sitting there for a while, this guy with his age and bird walks in and we're looking at him. We go, shit, that looks like you.

Oh, sorry, James. And then we get talking to him and then his name was James as well. They got talking, asked for his mother's name, told him, and it ended up being his dad. And that was the first time he ever met his dad. Ever in his life. He was 23. Your mate James?

Yeah, my mate named James, and his name was James. Mentioned his mother's name, and he goes, oh, shit, I'm your dad. And that's how it ended up, and he just brought him a jug of beer and then left. No! Whoa! I just got goosebumps over my whole body. Yeah, it was crazy. He met his dad by accident.

And the reason he knew it was his dad is because he kind of looked like him. He looked like him, but with less hair. So we just said, look at this guy. He looks like you. Wow. And his name was James. And you don't think about him, but never met him. They never kept in touch after that?

No. Never ever. That was the first and the last time. And all he had was a jug of beer. That's so sad. Gordon, congratulations. That was perfect. You absolutely nailed the game. Crushed it. Congratulations. You can go away with your GDL. All good. Good stuff. That's so sad. Gordon, congratulations. That was perfect. You absolutely nailed the game.

Crushed it. Congratulations. You can go away with your tea now. All good. Good stuff. Thank you, Gordon. We appreciate it. Go and have a jug of beer.

You deserve it. Get one for James too. Matt's here. Hi, Matt. G'day, Matt. Hi, Lou. How are you? Good, thanks.

You know the drill, Matt. You need to tell us your story and we'll rate you. Keep it short and snappy. Away you go. Well, I was 18. I was living on the Gold Coast and thought that I'd go down to the beach for a swim. I was a little bit intoxicated. Had my wallet in my back pocket.

Got out of the water and my wallet wasn't in my back pocket and lost everything. My cash, my ID. So I was still living on the Gold Coast about three years later and there was a lady that was on holiday there. She rung me up and I got a phone call saying that she had found my wallet three years later with all my cash, all my ID in knee-deep water down at the beach. She had just found it three years later? Yep, three years later. with all my cash, all my ID in knee-deep water down at the beach.

She had just found it three years later? Yep, three years later. All my ID, all my cash, everything was intact. Was there $50 in the wallet? How much money was in the wallet? Oh, there was, oh, I can't remember. I was broke back then and just like I am now, so it wouldn't have been that much. Oh, I hate this so much.

Oh, I'm so sorry, Matt. Now, now, now, now, now, now, now, now, let us justify it because Bree and I, I think you feel the same, Bree. I think you feel the same. Because the issue is, Matt, you got your wallet returned to you. That's, oh, but it was three years later. It was found in the sand.

It was found at the beach. That's, oh, that's where I was like. Yeah. It was found at the beach That's That's where I was like Yeah I was swayed by that Matt you were so close bro Honestly You were close Matt I can't beat Gordon anyway

I know The bar And that's probably part of the problem The bar was so high The bar was so high Which sucks for tea High tea High tea

Hello Do this for us okay Blow our minds You can do it You can do it tea I don't know You're pretty savage today I know I know Yeah You're pretty savage today.

I know. I know. Yeah, go for it. Like we said, it's all love, though. It's all love. Just give her a fart now. I just want to get you guys a bird for it, like me. So I've got birds that I like to free fly, so that means I can just fly around and play.

Yeah, that's cool. Outside. And, yeah, and I had one of my girls was outside, and she heard a chainsaw, and so she flew away and actually flew too far where I couldn't find her. So I mourned her leaving because I couldn't find her anywhere, couldn't hear her. Three weeks later, I go to a pet store and there she is, absolutely brown, covered in mud, and I got my bird back. Yeah, we'll give it to you. That's pretty good.

And wait, were they trying to sell your bird at the pit stop? It was just in a cage. It didn't have, like, a price on it or anything, but they said it was a lost and found, like someone handed it. A lost and found bird? A lost and found bird? Yeah. Can birds be lost and found?

Imagine if you go into your... Well, it's a parrot. It was a ringneck, one of those green ones. Did they not wash it before they put it up for sale? Oh, you couldn't... No one else could hold it. She'd bite the crap out of you. Yeah.

Birds can be quite vicious. Did they charge you to get your own bird back? No, I just had to identify it. So I knew exactly what she was like. Hey, well, like... Why not? What does she look like? And you, like, what does she look like? And you were like, well, she looks like a parrot.

She's got feathers. She had a red band around her. There we go. All right, team. No, you got it, team. You got it. No, you got it, team. You hold your head up high.

That was good. We did the right thing, eh? Did we do the right thing? I think we did. I hope so. I still feel bad. Well, Matt Twillett was missing for three years. ZM's Bree and Clint.

Best of Games, part one. I wanted to bring this to the table this afternoon because I found this quite amusing over the weekend where I was spending time with my partner's family. They've got little ones in the family. And one of their little ones, I swear, on the weekend, swore. Really? Well, I don't know.

Okay, how little? Two, two and a bit. Oh, yeah? Two and a bit. Yeah, cute swearing age. Very, very cute. You know? Look, I think she was saying truck.

Right. Others think that she was saying something else. She was holding a truck. Yeah. Others think that she was saying something else. She was holding a truck. Yeah, yeah, right. But it sounded like something else. I have a daughter who's almost two and is currently obsessed with diggers and dump

trucks. So those two words together. You've got to be careful. You've got to be very careful. You've got to be very careful. With a nearly two year old inflection. The dump truck. Two very distinct words. Quite hard words to say. Totally. Especially as a two-year-old. Well, she's doing her best and she's giving us good laughs along the way. Yeah. I've come up with this thing. You've got to be careful with digger as well, actually. Yeah, digger. I've come up with this idea this afternoon where I thought it could be fun

to create a safe space for children on the Brain Clench show where I want kids to call up and I'm going to say 10 and under. Right. If you're 10 and under, I want you to call our show this afternoon on 0800-DIALS-AT-M and I want you to tell us the dirtiest word slash the naughtiest word slash the biggest swear word you know. Yeah, the bad word. What is the worst word you know?

You're not allowed to say this word at home normally. This is the only time. But this is a special occasion. And you need to get permission from your parents. Yes. So you've got to ask your parents, can I call up and just say the worst word I know one time for the radio? Can I call Brianne Clint and just say it once? Just once.

Yeah. It's just an experiment. Yeah, yeah. I want to see. We just want to sort of canvas what the bad words are because this is the interesting thing, guys. Bree and I don't actually know any bad words. We don't.

No. No. Never used any bad words. Educated by the kids. Yeah, yeah. So if you're under 10, if you've got permission from your parents, ask them now, Mum, Dad, can I call Bree and Clint? Yes.

And this one time there'll be no repercussions. I want to say the naughtiest word I know on the radio just this once. Let's give it a go. 0800-DIAL-ZM. Call us now. Guys, get the beeper ready. Bree and Clint. Okay. It's a safe space here.

It's a safe space, yeah. It's an experiment we're trying to run on the radio where we're opening up our floor to your children to say the naughtiest word that they know. And they can't get in trouble for it. You can't get in trouble for this. And it's an experiment. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I just want to see if kids actually know swear words. This child is asked to remain anonymous. I think that's quite clever, actually. Hello, anonymous child. Hello, anonymous. Hi. Hi. Oh, you sound like you know a word or two.

You sound evil. There's two of you. Okay, how old are you guys? Nine and ten. All right, and so you siblings? Yeah. All right, so you siblings? Yeah. Alright, so who taught who this word? Um, I think

I learned it over time, seeing as though he's my brother. Yeah. Okay, fair enough. And are we going to say this word in unison? Yeah. At the same time? Okay. Alright, just when you're ready. Three, two, one, go. Dickhead. I hate to say it, but that was adorable.

No, we don't say that word, do we? No, it's a naughty word. It's a naughty word, we don't say it. Naughty word. Unless you're stuck in traffic and someone doesn't let you in. All right, let's go to Noah. This is the last time you're going to be able to say this word, all right, Noah? So make it good.

Shit. Wow, a, so make it good. Shit. Wow, a lot of gusto in there. And Noah, just for our records, where'd you learn that from? My parents. Let's go to Jonah. Hi, Jonah. Hi, Jonah. Hi.

Now, this is a safe space. Let me guess, you're nine? Yeah. You're nine as Jonah. Hi. Now this is a safe space. Let me guess, you're nine? Yeah. You're nine as well. Okay. I knew it. Alright, this has turned into the naughtiest words that nine-year-olds know. We don't use these words, Jonah. No, this is the one time. And you've actually never used this word before, have you, Jonah? You've never said it out loud.

Yeah. Yeah, good man. Good, good. Okay, for the one time that you're allowed to say it, when you're ready, what is the naughtiest word you know? S***. Yeah, well, it's really coming in hot this afternoon. Okay, to be honest with you, I was hoping for some like, maybe some D-heads or some, like a nice casual.

Like an S-word. No, straight in there with the big S-bomb. Jonah, don't you laugh. No, it's not funny, Jonah. You go apologise. Z, don't you laugh. No, it's not funny, Jonah. You go apologise. ZM's Bree and Clint. Best of Games, part one. Welcome to the first ever Cheugy Tuesday, everybody.

Bree and Clint's Cheugy Tuesday. Cheugy. It's been defined as out of date or trying too hard. Cheugy, Cheugy. It's the new buzzword for things that are not as cool as you think they are. We've embraced it here on the Bree and Clint show. As millennials, we're using it. We're, you know, saying that sometimes we are Too Gee.

We think it's important to acknowledge that everybody is a little bit Too Gee. We are Too Gee, so run at us. See, that was Too Gee. Saying run at us. Saying run at us. Yeah. See, that was Chugi. Saying run at us. Saying run at us. Yeah, yeah. Or run at me. Right, okay.

Got it, got it, got it. Look, it's a hard one to get your hand on, to get your head around, but there's actually an article that's been published in the New Zealand Herald today trying to define some New Zealand Chugi items. So I'll give you a couple off here to try and set the tone. Those Gucci leather belts

That people wear With the big G in the middle No it's two G's Yeah they're Chugi I know With the two G's They're Chugi Chugi

Rip jeans They're Chugi No No No Yeah they are No they're not They're Chugi

Apparently And Suzuki Swifts Chugi You leave the Swift alone I think it's important to understand That it doesn't matter if you have these things and you like these things. It's just they've got to a point of saturation.

I think they're so everywhere that they're now Jujie. This country was built on Suzuki Swifts. Oh, and we will continue to be. My mum has one. Your mum has one. Everyone's mum has one. It says here in this article, Jujie essentially describes someone who is broadly

out of date and just trying a touch too hard or they're slightly off trend. Yeah, and like we said, it's all of us and that's okay. But can we as a team identify some Chugi items? We'd love to hear people's suggestions

on 9696 if you want to text us. Yeah. I'll check something out there to kick it off. And I'm 100% guilty of this. Yes. But I reckon there's so many of these out there now and it's gone so far that I table that air fryers, Choochie. Talking about air fryers, owning an air fryer, being an air fryer person. Choochie.

Yeah, probably right. Thoughts? You'd agree? Producer Ben, you'd agree? Yeah, I'd probably agree. It's not a bad thing. I never got to have one. They're awesome. No, you should get one. They are great. There's freedom in embracing your choo-choo-ness, Brie, as well. I've always

been choo-choo. So we agree, Anastasia? Before choo-choo was choo-choo. Yeah, 100%. Okay, it's in. We'll add our first one to the list, air fryers. That's so choo-choo. Yeah. Anyone else want to chuck something in? I'll chuck's in. We'll add our first one to the list. Air fryers. That's so choogy. Yeah. Anyone else want to chuck something in? I'll chuck something in. You know when people say, thank you, next.

Choogy. Yeah, choogy. I 100% agree. Yeah. Choogy. Yeah. I'm still doing it. And then I was like, nah, choogy.

Anyone dare to disagree out there? No, I think you're pretty bang on. Leave it to Ari. Anyone else want to say thank you, next? No, that's a good one, Bree. 2G. Anyone dare to disagree out there? No, I think you're pretty bang on. Leave it to Ari. Anyone else want to say thank you next? No, that's a good one, Bree. Thank you. That's so 2G. Ben, what's 2G? Yeah, I had a thing today and I think I've done

it today and I don't often do this because I was Googling it and it was people that wear rugby t-shirts outside of rugby games and I've literally worn one today. Yeah, yeah. Like there's no reason for literally worn one today. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like there's no reason for me to wear this. No, there's no reason. But I understand why it might be.

Why are you trying to show everyone your rugby flex, bro? It's just warm. Can I just add to that? You know what's even worse than that? When you wear the wrong rugby jersey to the game that you're going to. Yes, yes. Or even worse than that, the wrong code. People who wear All Blacks games to Chiefs games.

Why are you doing that? What about when people wear a rugby league shirt to a rugby game? Yeah, good. No. Yeah, Ben, good self-sacrifice there. That's so choogy. Now we'll go to the queen of chooginess, producer Anastasia. Anastasia, what's choogy?

Like vintage band and motorcycle teeth. Why is this just an attack on me? It's not an attack on you. Why is it an attack on me? It's an attack on our culture. And I think Anastasia is 100% correct. I'm going to have a stab at Anastasia. There's a real...

Oh, don't you dare. What about spending $280 on a jumper? I spend a lot of money on that. I worked hard for that. Dylan Kane belts. That's so choogy. Oh, you want to play this game, Bray? Don't just look at Anastasia and say things that you see, okay?

Do you want to go for the rest of my outfit? What about your deadly ponies collection? All right, save something for next week, okay? Do you want to go for the rest of my outfit? What about your deadly ponies collection? All right, save something for next week, okay? Save something for next week. I feel like this game's going to get incredibly personal. That is the first ever Choogee Tuesdays. Someone on the text machine just said, you know what's choogee?

ZM's Brian Clint for trying to do this topic. That's so choogee. Yeah, you know what? You've probably got a point there. Well, you're using the text machine. ZM so choogy. Yeah, you know what? You've probably got a point there. Well, you're using the text machine. ZM's Bree and Clint. Best of Games, part one.

Alright, here we go, Clint. Kick off our soon-to-be award winning radio segment. Ah, Bree's Psychic Radio. The people wanted this back. This was such a flop. No, it wasn't. The people loved it.

And I think it was 99% there. Last week we tried to find a very specific woman with a very specific hair colour, name and dog. And you didn't, you didn't, at best you got three out of five, I reckon. No, we got four out of five. We got four and a half. The only thing that was wrong is she was 27

not 28. Last week we were looking for a Sarah. Not this week though. I've rethought this. I've tapped into my psychic powers and if you haven't heard this before it's where we put out specific details about a person and you need to have every one of those

details and it's called Psychic Radio. Yeah. Because through the power of Radio details. And it's called psychic radio. Yeah. Because through the power of Radio Clint. Because it's a scam, just like real psychics. This people, this person is going to come to us. This people? You shut up.

Go on. Who are you looking for? Here we go. The person I'm looking for this afternoon. I'm going to say, wait, I'm going to tap into my psychic abilities. Oh, get off it. I think it's Emma. Emma's coming to me.

Emma, she's 31. Yep, she's 31. She's brunette. She drives a Suzuki Swift. That's red. Yep, that's it. That's all I got. I feel like this week. That's red. Yep, that's it. That's all I got. I feel like this week. That's all I got.

That's all I could tap into from the cosmos. Our psychic has gone as generic as possible. That is. Back New Zealand's most popular car. Hey, hey. Some would say I need to get some runs on the board before we fly. All right, I'm looking for an Emma. 31, brunette, drives a Suzuki Swift that's red.

If that's you, please, I need you to call. If you know someone that fits that bill, I need you to text them. I need you to call them. No one's calling yet. I'm putting a time. I want you to win, by the way. No, you don't. I do because then the segment can end. I'm putting a time limit I want you to win by the way No you don't I do You want me to fail

No I do Because then the segment can end I'm putting a time limit On it this week We've got 10 minutes To find this person Okay 10 minutes 10 minutes

10 minutes I'll take it 10 minutes on the clock No one's calling One more time One more time Emma 31 Brunette Drives a Suzuki Swift that's red.

Even if you're close to that. Are you already resorting to this? Please call 0800-DIALS-AT-M. If you're roundabouts, we'll talk to you. Our psychic is sweating and she needs your help. Come on, guys. Help me out Welcome back to this aura

Bree's Psychic Radio See We're channeling We're channeling We're putting it out Into the universe Clint And we're just hoping Something comes back

Last week We were pretty close Were we We're just pretty good In the psychic world Pretty close Is that what psychics say Psychics Last week we were pretty close. Were we? We're just pretty good in Psychic World. Pretty close. Is that what psychics say? Psychics, we're pretty close.

We're about round about. This afternoon, here's the deal. I've put out really specific details about a particular person and you need to have all the details. Well, that's what Clint says, for it to be a win. You do have to have all the details. Otherwise, it's what Clint says, for it to be a win. You do have to have all the details. Otherwise it's just a similarity. Yeah, but I mean, in New Zealand, if you're close,

that's pretty good. Come on, give the details. Okay, here's the details. I'm after a person named Emma. They've got to be 31, brunette, drives a Suzuki Swift that's red. Welcome to the show.

Our first caller. Caller, what is your name? Emma. Perfect. Good start, Em. Great start. I'm going to ask, what colour is your car? Red.

Oh, Clint, Another good start. Hello, Emma with a red car. Emma, what colour is your hair? Green. Clint, we're going well so far. Yep. Right, all I need is age and Suzuki Swift. Let's go with age.

38. Damn it! Yes. I mean, oh, bugger. And do you drive a Suzuki Swift? No, I was 38. Damn it! Yes. I mean, oh, bugger. And do you drive a Suzuki Swift? No, I don't. I don't have a Toyota. Damn it again.

Thank you for calling, Emma. I appreciate you fighting the good fight for Psychic Radio. Caller number two, what's your name? Hello? Is that Emma? Emma, yes. Good start, Emma. Good start. Emma, yes. Good start, Em. Good start.

Emma, how old are you? I am 31. Client. We didn't have that for the last one. We didn't have that. What colour is your hair? It used to be brown. Well, brunette.

So would you say are you a natural brunette? Yeah, definitely. I am probably. It's definitely a dusty, dirty blonde. We'll take it. Sounds like brown to me. A dusty, dirty blonde. You know what?

Roll with that. Roll with that. Come on, give it to me. Let's just roll with that. All right, Emma. What colour is your car? Well, I used to drive a Suzuki Swift. What do you drive now?

I'm Ford Focus. Bye, Emma. Good to talk to you. Thanks, Em. It was worth a shot. Wait, we've got one more. We've got one more. Hi, Emma.

Hello? Your name's Emma? Yes, my name is Emma. Oh, my God, this could be the chosen one. I feel it in my psychic waters that this could be it. But let's see. Emma, how old are you? I'm 31.

So excited. That's a tick. Emma, please tell me you're a brunette. I am brunette. Clinton's another tick. Okay, we've got two more things and we could have a win here. Emma, what type of car do you drive? I drive a Suzuki Swift.

Stop it. Are you ready for this? Because this is it. This is what happened last week and it all came crashing down. Okay, this is what happened. Last week we fell on the dog name. So far we've got four out of the five specific things. Emma, I don't want anybody

to fail here, but man, I hope you've got a green car. I really hope you've got a green car. My butt cheeks are so clenched. Okay, Emma, 31, brunette, drives a Suzuki Swift. We're looking for a red Suzuki Swift. What colour is your car? My car is red. Red!

Red! In your face, Clint! In your face Clint In your face Wow wow We really found her Who would have thought There was a 31 year old New Zealand woman

With a red slift out there Oh you always have to go Right and not up for me What are the friggin chances Emma you bask You are the champion What are the chances I'm so proud of everyone involved

I'd like to thank my mum I'd like to thank you Clint For not believing in me but letting me do it. Get that red Suzuki slip to a museum. There must be none of those around. Psychic Radio, back for another week. No, that's it. We're done.

Yes, I'm going to do it again next week. No, it's done. You won. You won. ZM's Bree and Clint. Best of Games, part one. The Friends reunion was massive it was awesome

it gave me everything I wanted I heard a review of it this morning in the news and they were like reviewers are saying the Friends reunion was great but not quite as good as the original show it's like no shit Sherlock oh god they're tough, aren't they? Anyway.

No one wants to hear your review of The Friends Reunion, by the way. No. Just watch it, enjoy it, and let it be. Keep it to yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But there was one really interesting part to me on the show last night where they started talking about the one-sentence pitch. Yeah. Which essentially in TV world is where they write a one-sentence line

to sum up the whole show to get it solved. Yeah. And the Friends one is so good. Explains the whole idea in one line, right? It does. So the Friends one is, it's about that time in your life when your friends are your family. God, that sums it up well. You put that over every single episode.

Yep. And you make sense, eh? And off the back of that, I've come up with a new radio game. Yep. And you make sense, eh? And off the back of that, I've come up with a new radio game. Right. I like to call it Horrible One Sentence Pitch Lines. Sweet.

I feel like you should play Producer Ben in this. Okay, I'll play Ben. Because Ben is the TV show guy on our show. He loves a bit of TV. Well, he's got that Amazon Firestick, doesn't he?

Come on through, Producer Ben. He does. He's got all those illegal downloads. So't he? Come on through, Producer Ben. He does. He's got all those illegal downloads. So what I've done is I've picked a few shows out and I've written a horrible one-sentence pitch. Got it. And you need to be able to guess the show from my horrible one-sentence pitch line. Sweet. I can do that.

All right, guys. Are you ready? Yeah, I'm ready. Ben, your buzzer is Ben. Clint, your buzzer is bananas. No, I'm just kidding. It's Clinter is Ben. Clint, your buzzer is bananas. No, I'm just kidding. It's Clint. All right, here comes movie number one.

Can you tell me what... Yeah. I'm sorry, show number one. Can you tell me what show this is? Guy with an advertising job keeps cheating on people and feels bad sometimes. Yes, Clint. Mad Men. That is correct.

Yeah, I haven't seen it. Yes! One point to Clinton. That's unfair. That is my favourite TV show of all time. Sounds old. Yeah, that is't seen it. Yes! One point to Clinton. That's unfair. That is my favourite TV show of all time. Sounds old. Yeah, that is a little bit unfair. Okay.

Sounds old. It's newer than Friends. Don't bother. No. I'm not going to. Alright. TV show number two, Bad One Sentence Pitch Lines. Can you name this one?

A family with a lot of issues has big decisions to make. Ben. Yes, Ben. Breaking Bad? Oh, I was going has big decisions to make. Ben. Yes, Ben. Breaking Bad? Oh, I was going to say Breaking Bad too. Clint Malcolm in the middle. No, I was looking for, I did say these were bad pitch lines. The Crown.

Yeah, all right. Too loose. Way too loose. All right, here comes TV show number three. Man gets cancer and proceeds to... Ben. No, B-S. That was Ben.

And I believe it's Breaking Bad. You got it. All right, two to go. Can you tell me what TV show this is? A man wakes up from a coma to learn that his best friend is boning his wife. Complete chaos follows. Producer Joel, do you want to buzz in? Oh, bonus point.

Joel? The Walking Dead? It is The Walking Dead! Yes. Oh, he's not even playing. He's in the game. Yeah. All three are in the game.

This is the last movie for the win, okay? TV show. I don't know why I keep saying movie. Here we go. Last TV show. He did it. No, wait. Maybe it was her. No, actually, it was definitely that saying movie. Here we go. Last TV show. He did it. No, wait. Maybe it was her.

No, actually, it was definitely that first guy. Pretty Little Liars. No. I was going to say Ben. I was going to say Game of Thrones. No. Joel, for the win. Family Guy.

No, I got no idea. It was the undoing on Neon. Oh, yeah, right. Right. Oh, well. What do you mean? So no one wins. No one wins.

It's a three-way tie. And who doesn't love a three-way? I don't really know what to do with that, to be honest. ZM's Bree and Clint. Best of Games, part one. Do you sometimes wonder how in sync you and I are? Every now and then. When we show up to work, we're in the same clothes.

I feel like it's ridiculous. You had to borrow a tampon from me the other day. No, I didn't. Yeah, I did. You did and you put it in the glass of water, remember? Yeah, sure, whatever. We did that challenge. I have come up with a game that I think will let us know how in sync we are.

Right. I'm calling it the movie quote jinx. It's a pretty simple game. So obviously there's movies that a lot of people have seen and when someone mentions that movie, a quote from it comes into your mind. Yeah. Right? Exactly right.

I thought we could do a game where I'll say a movie and then I've pre-recorded the quote that I automatically attach to that movie. Yeah. The first quote that comes to my mind. Yeah. So they're pre-recorded. They're in the vault. You can't lie about it.

Yeah. They're in the vault. They're locked away. What you have to do is get the same quote as me. Okay. What am I looking for? Am I looking for the most popular quote? The most common quote?

You're looking for the most Brie quote. Oh, God. Okay. All right. All right. Have I seen all these movies? You haven't seen any films, so it was really hard picking and choosing. That was a trick question.

I know. See, that's why we're in sync. All right, let's give it a go and see how it works. Yep. The first movie I want you to give me a quote from is Anchorman. Oh, easy peasy. Come on, get in sync. Yeah, yeah.

I'm looking at you. It's the bit where he goes, stay classy, San Francisco. Who put a question on the teleprompter? Surely that's the quote. Okay. You think that is the quote? Are you locking it in? I'm locking in.

Who put a question on the teleprompter? Yeah. Okay. All right. This is the quote. Let's see if we've got a match. They named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina. Damn it.

We always say that quote together. A whale's vagina. All right, we're zero from ones over. I was going to go with Six Panther too. Oh, that's another good one. There's so many from that film, it's hard. Lanolin? Like the sheep?

I love lamb. Like the sheep's wool? I love lamb. Lanolin. All right, movie number two. Ladolin. Right. Movie number two. Bridesmaids. Ooh. Easy.

Got it. I know what it is. You got it? Yeah. Okay. It's Melissa McCarthy talking about steam heat coming from her undercarriage. Oh, look at you. You're shitting in the street, aren't you? Oh, you're doing it.

You're doing it. No! That was my second one. You're right. I went left field there. That was my second one. You're right. I went left field there. I always say the Stinghick one. Yeah, exactly right. You've got to be true to yourself, okay?

If I'm going to get in sync with you and predict what your quote is from these movies. Right, we're learning. We're learning. We're learning. Okay, movie number three. One of your favourite films and one of my favourite films. Step Brothers. Step Brothers.

This quote is not the balls on the drum kit. This quote is when they build bunks to increase the room for activities. Let's find out. Brennan, did you touch my drum set? No! There was balls on the drum set. You were so close. Okay, here it is.

We have one more opportunity. Can we sync up in our movie quotes The last film, Forrest Gump. What quote have I picked? Now, the most obvious one is the box of chocolates. You wouldn't choose it. It's too obvious. Are there any other quotes from that movie? No one knows.

What else did they talk about? Something about Jenny. It's something about Jenny. I love you, Jenny. You're locking it in? I'm locking it in. Are you sure? Yeah, that's it.

All right, locking in that quote. What did I say earlier? I love you, Jenny. Yes! We're in sync! Our cycles are in unison. What a rush.

Very good. We got one out of four. Let's try and do a live one. Okay, we'll do it together. Okay.

The movie is Borat, the quote in three, two, one. I like it. Oh,

damn it. We should have quit while we were here. ZM's Bree and Clint. Best of Games, part one. I like it. Oh, damn it. We should have quit while we were here. ZM's Bree and Clint. Best of Games Part 1. Guys, I've got some big news in my world.

Do you guys recall when I created the segment, What's Your Gadget? What's your gadget? Tell me what's your gadget. What's your gadget? Tell me what's your gadget. I do. What's your gadget? Tell me what's your gadget. I do.

What's your gadget? Tell me what's your gadget. Is it done? No, it's done. I do remember it. It was a big hit. I remember the theme song being more in tune than that. Yeah, same.

It hasn't aged well. I reckon it's something to do with sitting in the file section. So correct me if I'm wrong, What's Your Gadget was you ring us and tell us your favourite kitchen gadget when we did it, right? What's the best kitchen gadget in your opinion that you've got? Because there's so many cool ones out there these days, but I've got something else to bring to What's Your Gadget. Yeah.

In my family at the moment, Yeah. there's been discussions of this one particular new, would you say, I'd say a household gadget. Sure. And I'm very excited about it.

And I realise, Is this a prospective purchase? It's not one you've already made. I've done my research. I'm going to make it. You want this gadget, but you don't have it. I want this gadget real bad.

Yeah. And I've realised how old I am with how excited I am going to make it. You want this gadget but you don't have it. I want this gadget real bad. Yeah. And I've realised how old I am with how excited I am about this particular gadget. Do I have it? No. I don't have it. I don't believe you've got it. Something that I don't have. I believe it's quite a niche product. Okay. That not, it's not like a, you know

something that everyone would have. Right. But some people would have it. Okay. I'll play along. What's your gadget? Clinton Roberts. The gadget I'm talking about is the Bissell SpotClean Turbo Carpet Cleaner. What is that? It's where you put the water into the machine.

Oh, my God. And it cleans carpets. And couches. It cleans couches. And curtains. It cleans curtains. Yay! It cleans rugs. I've seen these. Oh my God. And it cleans carpets. And couches. And couches. And curtains. It cleans curtains. Yes. It cleans rugs.

I've seen these. It cleans everything and it shoots the water into it and you drag it. You know what else? Yes. You can clean the back of your car. Yes.

There's carpet in there. You can clean the footwells of your car. It's a rug doctor but you get to keep it at your house. That's exactly what it is. Can you please buy this and then I can borrow it? Yeah.

Yes. I'm so excited. I'm definitely buying it. How much is it to own your own rug doctor? It's not cheap. Yeah? But look, I'm going halves with my partner. Yeah.

It's $440. Oh, that's not too bad. It's pretty good. You'll use it. I'm sure that's how much it costs to rent a rug doctor anyway. Yeah, yeah. I mean, and we'll use it so much. You'll use it for everything.

You'll clean everything. There's so much carpet. Can you do coats? Could you clean your coats with it? Probably. Probably, eh? Probably. Steam them, yeah. You and I are so similar because I've got a gadget too. There's so much carpet. Can you do coats? Could you clean your coats with it? Probably, yeah. Probably. Steam them, yeah.

You and I are so similar because I've got a gadget too. What's the gadget? And it's pretty much in the exact same arena. You know robo vacuums? Yes. They do one if you've got wood floors or like lino. Yeah. They do one that mops your floor.

Oh, that's good. It's called an iRobot. Like it's called an iRobot iMop or something. And it drives around by itself. And it knows where everything is. And it does a little squirty squirt. It's got a water tank. It squirts the floor. And then it goes over and it cleans the floor where it's been.

You never have to mop because I hate mopping. A street cleaner but for your house. Exactly right. That's a robot. Yeah. I love that idea. I reckon if I got the iRobot vacuum and then the iRobot mop. And then you set them up to do doggy style cleaning.

Yeah. That's what you call it, eh? So one goes and then the other follows straight up the rear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you imagine? The floors would be spotless. The vacuum one's going in front and the mop one is just squirting from behind. Exactly.

Perfect. I need both those because I don't have a robo-vac either. These are great gadgets. And I also love hearing about other people's gadgets. So I reckon we should ask everybody, what's your gadget? What's the gadget you really, really want? Yeah. Slash you want to boast about that everyone should get?

Yeah. 0800-DI800 dial ZM. What's your gadget? Yes. Tell me what's your gadget. Or you can text us on 9696. You know that mop one? Yeah.

It's $1,400. $1,400. Just get one of the rug doctor things. Yeah. But the other ones are robots, you know? Bree and Clint. We're asking you this afternoon, what's your gadget? What's your gadget?

Tell me what's your gadget. What's your gadget? Tell me what's your gadget. What's your gadget? Why is it so long? Tell me what's your gadget. It's so out of tune. Oh, I wish it was longer.

Yeah, me too. We are romanticising gadgets that we don't have at the moment. If you'd asked me this six months ago, Brie, I would have been air fryer, air fryer, air fryer. That's not you. Now I've got an air fryer. You've moved on from it. Yeah, so what I mean by that is just know that dreams can come true.

And you can get these things. Even if you don't have the gadget you're dreaming of right now, just keep dreaming because you might achieve it one day. It's true. Like Bree and her rug doctor. I'm in the market for a spot clean turbo carpet cleaner. You can do it yourself. You put it on as a backpack and on the couch, on the carpet, on the rug.

You don't even have much carpet. All the room, all the bedrooms. Oh, do they? Right. And to be honest, with a dog, good thing when she poos and she vomits. Oh, mate, I'm not talking you out of it because I want to borrow it. I want one of those iRobots

that mop the floors of your house and we want to know this afternoon, what's your gadget that you're dreaming of? Rachel's here. Hi, Rachel. Hi, Rach. Hello. You don't have your gadget yet, do you? This is one that you want?

No, I don't. It's not available in New Zealand yet. Okay, you tell us what. Hi, Rach. Hello. You don't have your gadget yet, do you? This is one that you want? No, I don't. It's not available in New Zealand yet. Okay, you tell us what you want, Rach, and we'll tell you if it's a good idea. So what I want is a gadget called Zeebo. It's a little human assistant kind of robot that kind of walks around the house. Oh, he doesn't walk, he kind of rolls.

But he has the ability, if you connect Zeebo's across different family groups, if someone was to fall off a chair, it could ring someone else to say that they're injured or hurt. So it's like an R2-D2 that walks around your house? Yeah, so it's really quite cool. And play stories and music and things like that.

Oh, man. Does Zeebo do any of the house cleaning? Does he have a mop in the bottom of it? No, he doesn't. I wish he did. I mean, you could tie Zeebo to the mop back, and then you've got a real winner. Just put a cloth in the back.

We don't really get it, but you sound passionate about it, so we reckon you should give it to Zeebo. I say give it. Yeah, life's too short. I'm pretty sure it's around like $800, $900 mark, so it is a pricey one. You'll find the money. But I mean, it's a companion. These things pay for themselves eventually. It's a companion as well. $900 mark So it is a pricey one You'll find the money But I mean it's a companion These things pay for themselves eventually

It's a companion as well Yeah, how can you put a price on love? Yula is here Hi Yula Hi Yula Hello What's your gadget? My gadget is a Bluetooth light bulb

A blue, oh I love Oh yeah, yeah, yeah I love Bluetooth light bulbs You know the one Yeah Yeah, and you can change the colour of them and stuff Put a party filter on in your bedroom That's the one, yeah I just got my first one this week Yeah, and you can change the colour of them and stuff. Put a party filter on in your bedroom.

That's the one, yeah. I just got my first one this week. The dream is to change all of the lights in my house to these ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what's a great idea? When I used to have flatmates, I'd change all of mine to Bluetooth light bulbs, and when it was that time of the month I made them all red

so they knew to stay away That was like a horror house You think I'm joking, I'm not joking Red light means stop Whatever you're doing, just stop Don't come near this room Georgie's here, hi Georgie Have you got your gadget or are you dreaming about getting it?

I used to have it until I moved out of the slash. No! What's your gadget? We had a soup maker and it was honestly the most incredible thing that you would never think you needed until you have it. What is a soup maker?

I've never heard of this. It's kind of like a big thermos. You chuck all of your uncooked veggies or whatever that you want in it, all of your ingredients, put the lid on, and then come back 20 minutes later, it cooks it for you and blends it for you and has chunky and smooth options.

And it was just the best thing I've ever had. Did you say 20 minutes? It makes homemade soup in 20 minutes? Yeah. Oh, get yourself another soup maker. You've got to have one of those. Georgie, Clint doesn't need to get a soup maker because he's got a $2,000 Thermomix.

Yeah, I know, but Georgie needs a soup maker. I think I do. Doesn't a Thermomix do that? Yeah, but I'm not going to make Georgie get a Thermomix, mate. Georgie, just buy a Thermomix. They're $2,000. I don't think I have the facilities for that. Yeah, but I'm not going to make Georgie get a Thermomix, mate. Georgie, just buy a Thermomix. They're $2,000. I think they're three. I don't think I have

the facilities for that. How much are they? I think they're three and a half. Three and a half! Bree and Clint. But they do everything, mate. It's a blender. Do they mop the floor?

Um, no. Rip off! ZM's Bree and Clint. Best of Games. Part one. Right, New Zealand, it's time to show us. Hit it.

Smooth, man. I know. That's 10 years of radio right there. This game, you need to call us up. You need to crack a body part on the air, and Clint and I, we will discuss what body part we think you're cracking. You know, that's what really gross some people out, eh? I know, that's the point.

To cause an emotion in people listening. Yeah, right. Whether that's a great emotion or a bad emotion, it's an emotion. As long as you feel something, right? Carmel's here. Hi, Carmel. Hi, Carmel. Hello.

Don't tell us the body part, right? Don't tell us, Carmel. Okay. Okay, wait a second. We'll bring down the music. And when you're ready, Carmel, show us your crack. All right. Okay. Okay, wait a second. We'll bring down the music, and when you're ready, Carmel, show us your crack. All right. Okay.

Oof. Oh. One solid. It's a little pop. One solid crack. So it's not fingers. No. You know what I mean?

I reckon it's neck. Nah, that wasn't a neck. I'm saying it's neck. Nah, neck's more muffled than that. I'm going to say it was an elbow. Okay. If you're going elbow, I'm going neck. Carmel.

What'd you crack? Crack my ankle. Oh! Carmel, is that a sporting injury? Sorry? Is that an old sporting injury? Nah, I just cracked my ankle one day and I've been able to do it ever since. I don't know if it's a good idea. Come on. Come on, go and see a doctor

while we talk to Ruby. Oh, Ruby, you're nine years old. Hi, Ruby. Hi. Hi. Is this your favourite game ever on the radio? Um, I guess so. I guess so. Good answer, Ruby. That's what we aim for on the Brian Clint Show. Okay, Ruby, don't tell us, but on the count of three

we want to hear you crack your body part on three, two, one. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, someone broke Ruby. Oh, Ruby! Are you okay? Yeah.

Yeah? Oh, Ruby. That doesn't sound good. Ruby has cracked her knee. That was a big one. That's got to be a knee. I'm going to say wrist. Ruby, what her knee. That was a big one. That's got to be a knee. I'm going to say wrist. Ruby, what was it?

It was my knuckle. Oh, your knuckle. Whoa. Show us your crack freak. Ruby. All right. That was a solid crack. Do your parents like you doing that?

My parents are always like, don't do that. You'll get arthritis. I think that's a wife's tale. Is it? Ocean's here. Hi, Ocean. Hi, Ocean. Hi, Ocean. Hi.

All right, Ocean, it's your chance. We've got none so far. Let's see if we can pick what body part you're cracking. When you're ready, go for it. Okay. Did you hear that? No, we heard nothing. It was very light.

Does it crack multiple times or just once? Yeah. Sorry, I'm on speakers. Hopefully it would pick up. Can you do it again or is it gone? Yeah, okay. I heard it. Those are fingers.

Those are fingers. I'm going to say neck. No, it's my shoulder. Oh. Your shoulder? Is that from an injury? Genuinely have no idea. I just realized I could do that one day, and I was like, oh, okay.

Yeah, maybe get some fish oil or something. You know, you sound like you're falling apart. Yeah. Well, thank you, Ocean. We appreciate that. Can you crack anything else? No, I got nothing else. No? No. I you crack anything else? No, I've got nothing else. No?

No. I'll try an elbow for you. I'll go on. No. Try a wrist. You didn't even try. Try a wrist. Oh!

Yeah, right. Have you had your fill? Yeah, the game's over, but it'll be back again in a year. I don't know if it will. Who wants it to come back in a year? As long as we can have a year off, I'll be right. ZM's Bree and Clint. Best of Games, part one.

Look, I need some help. I need all my rock fans. If you're a big rock enthusiast, you love the genre of rock music, I need you to call right now. 0800-DIALS-AT-M. There's a prize in it for you. Won't they all be listening to the rock? Well, I did think about that afterwards, but, you know, you never know.

Some of them will be over here because we're playing that Monoskin song now. Yeah, 0800-DIALS-AT-M. I need you to call right now because you're about to compete in a rock quiz. Now, Clint doesn't know about this, but this week on the show, you have claimed to be a rock guy. Yeah, I'm a rock guy. You said this yesterday.

I think about getting back to my roots and becoming a rock guy again. No, I told you I'm a rock guy. Yeah, I'm a rock guy. You're a rock guy. I've got rock and roll roots. So I thought we could put you to the test against a super rock fan this afternoon. Easy, I'll blitz them.

All right. I've got a Metallica T-shirt somewhere. I haven't worn it for a long time. Put together a quiz, a rock quiz, where you will go head-to-head against someone on the phone. All right, let's rock. We've got a rock check on the line.

Elle. Ellie is here. Hi, Ellie. G'day, Ellie. Hi, Ellie. You're a big rock fan? Yeah. Well, I like that, Ellie.

Good stuff. So here's how it's going to work. It's going to be best of five. Okay. So I'm going to ask the questions, and then all you need to do is buzz in with your name to answer it, okay? Got it. No worries.

All right, perfect. First question is a music-based question. I'm going to play a clip and I want the first person who knows the title of the song and the band to buzz in. Here we go. Name this song and artist. Clint. Yes, Clint. N this song and artist. Clint. Yes, Clint. In Excess.

Yes. Do I have to do the song as well? Yes. Oh. You were there. No idea. I've got no idea. It's In Excess, though.

Ellie, do you know the title of that song? I do, but it's escaped my mind. No points for anyone. It's Never Tear Us Apart in excess. Of course it is, yeah. I know that because I'm a rock guy. That's a bit soft for me, that song, but yeah. All right, question number two.

Buzz in when you know the answer. What did Queen vocalist Freddie Mercury Attribute his enhanced vocal range to? Clint Yes, Clint His front teeth, his buck teeth I don't know if I can give you that He said he was born with four extra teeth

Which enhanced his vocal range Come on, teeth It's his teeth, which enhanced his vocal range. Come on, teeth. This is teeth. I said teeth. All right, I'll give you the point. Do you think he deserved that point, Ellie? I don't know.

Yeah, yeah, he deserved that one. All right, question number three. Thanks, Ellie. Rock on. How many encores did Elvis Presley usually give? Ellie. Yes, Ellie? Is it five? No, that's not the right answer.

Is it three? Come on, guys. It's not three. There's no way. And I can't believe you don't know this. Elvis Presley is the undisputed king of rock and roll. The saying Elvis has left the building is what they used to say because he never did any encores.

Oh, trick question. Oh, damn. We'd never do any encores. All right, one to Clint so far. Question number four. Name the band and the song of this group here. Clint. Yes.

That's the Rolling Stones. Give me, give me, give me the honky tonk something. It's Honky Tonk Woman. It is the Honky Tonk Woman. Yeah! Right, last question. Here we go. Why did guitarist Jeremy Spencer leave Fleetwood Mac in 1971?

Clint. Yes. A breakup. Within the band. He was dating someone in the band and there was a breakup. No. Damn it. Cocaine addiction.

Didn't he join another band? Oh, you were close. Damn it. Cocaine addiction. Didn't he join another band? Oh, you were close. He joined something. He joined a cult. He joined a cult. He just left one day and he never came back. And he joined a religious cult. Well, there you go.

All right. I learned something. As a rock dude, I learned something. And as a rock chick, Ellie, I'm sure you're always keen to keep learning stuff about rock music, eh? That's what us rock people like. Absolutely. Yeah, rock on, baby. Right, there you go. Rock on, everyone. You passed this test.

ZM's Bree and Clint. Best of Games Part 1. This is big, exciting news for Ryan Reynolds, because I don't know how, you know, much he takes Rotten Tomatoes ratings to heart, but officially Free Guy has become his highest rated movie on Rotten Tomatoes. What, higher than Green Lantern? Higher than Green Lantern, you wouldn't believe it.

Higher than The Hitman's Bodyguard. Higher than Deadpool. It's his highest rated film on Rotten Tomatoes. Higher than Van Lantern, you wouldn't believe it. Higher than The Hitman's Bodyguard. Higher than Deadpool. It's his highest rated film on Rotten Tomatoes. Higher than Van Wilder. Higher than Van Wilder. Wow, that's good. Yeah, so it got a not too shabby 95% rating, which is very high in terms of Rotten Tomatoes.

I feel like what's good on Rotten Tomatoes? I feel like... 70? If I'm looking up a movie to check if it's decent enough to watch on Rotten Tomatoes, 70 and above is good. Wow, that's incredible. That's the audience score. That means that people really like this movie.

They loved it. So I thought I could create a game this afternoon where all of us in here are going to play along. Kick it off. My name is Guy and I live in Free City. You got it. Essentially how this is going to work is the producers are going to play, producer Ben, producer Anastasia, and you, Clint, are going to play.

All you have to do, I'm going to give you a movie and you need to tell me whether that movie rated as one of the highest films on Rotten Tomatoes or one of the lowest films on Rotten Tomatoes. Okay, cool. This should be easy then. Should be easy. But for someone who hasn't seen many films like yourself, Clint.

Ah, you've got me there. You might struggle a little bit. Alright, let's kick it off with the 2018 film, Black Panther. Clint. High. Oh, wait. You just say yes, high or low.

High. High, super high. So everyone's going high? Yeah, definitely. It rated a 96% on Rotten Tomatoes. I don't think you're allowed to give Black Panther a bad rating. It's a great film. I've seen it.

One of my favourite movies of all time. It's incredible. Let's go to movie number two. High or low on Rotten Tomatoes, the rating, Mission Impossible Fallout, which was released in 2018. Oh, right. Yeah. So is that like Mission Impossible 12 or something?

Yeah, four. I think it's the one where he hurt his ankle jumping from one building to another. Oh, yeah. Oh, Mission Impossible, sore ankle. I'll go low. I'd say low too, yeah. Stage?

I'd said low before, sorry. You'd be wrong. 97% on Rotten Tomatoes. 97? 97 whopping percent. More than Black Panther. Is that because only three people saw her and the three people that saw her

loved Tom Cruise? That's not the game. Maybe it was good ankle sand. All right, let's go. An old classic, one of my favourites, Space Jam, the one with Michael Jordan from 1996. Low. Did it get a high rating or a low rating on Rotten Tomatoes?

Who's giving Bugs Bunny a low rating? I feel high. I'm giving it a low. I'm giving it a high. I'll go high. It's got to be high. Michael Jordan plus Bugs Bunny a low rating? I feel high. I'm giving it a low. I think I'm surely a high. I'll go high. It's got to be high. Michael Jordan plus Bugs Bunny. Two highs from Ben, one low from Anastasia.

This is the first time you guys have went different. It was low. Rate low on Rotten Tomatoes, a 43% rating. 43! Which means Anastasia's in the lead at the moment. Let's go to the next film. Are you guys having fun? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, it's good. We'll keep going then for a little bit. I've seen two out of three of these movies. I'm good. Next movie on the list. Did it rate high or did it rate low? A Star Is Born, the Lady Gaga, Bradley Cooper version. I'm going to go low.

What did it rate? High or low on Rotten Tomatoes? Can I have a free point if I haven't seen it? No. I can tell you what happens though. Guys? I think it's low as well. I went low.

This is the first movie I have seen. Then I've got to go different. I've got to say high. I've got to try and get a heads. A Star Is Born, the one with Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper, rated a whopping 90% on Rotten Tomatoes. It was actually good. It was a great film.

Let's go to the film. Oh, classic from Will Smith, Bad Boys, the original, 1995, the first one. High. That's a great movie. I'm just going to go low just for, you know, throwing it out there. I think high. I think it's phenomenal. It rated low at 42% on Rotten Tomatoes. It think it's phenomenal. It rated low of 42%

on Rotten Tomatoes. Didn't rate well. What about this classic? Home Alone 2 Lost in New York. High. Low. High or low? Low because they compared it to the original

and they're like, original's so good, the sequel can never be as good as the original. That was the one with Donald Trump, right? Yeah. I think high. Add it to the original and they're like, original's so good, the sequel can never be as good as the original. That was the one with Donald Trump, right? Yeah. I think high. Now stick to high. I think high. It's all messed up.

Home Alone 2 rated 34%. Oh, shit. It's all Donald Trump. Let's go with The Mighty Ducks. Never seen it. Nah, never seen it. Is it a cartoon or a... No.

Finally, a movie I've seen. The Mighty Ducks is an absolute cult classic. What are you doing? Mighty Ducks. It's nostalgic. It's awesome. But people voted down... But people voted down...

Space Jam. Space Jam. Yeah. Is that a kids' movie? But I think Mighty Ducks is a cult film. Yeah, I'll go high for Mighty Ducks. I'll go high. Yeah, you know what? I'll just go high. Yeah, you know what?

I'll just go high. I don't know what's going on. This is all. Rated 23%. Damn it. That's why I haven't seen it. You guys want one more? All right, one more.

One more. Okay, let me just choose from the ones I've got left. I don't think... Well, you haven't seen any of these films, Clint. Have you guys all seen the movie Hook? Yes, I've seen Hook. With Robin Williams? Robin, yeah, yeah.

It's a fantastic film. Such a good movie. Super hot pita pan. They eat fake food. So good. I'm going to say hi. Hi or low on Rotten Tomatoes? Hi.

It's got Robin Williams in it. It has to be high. It's got Julia Roberts in it. Yeah, she's Tinkerbell. Yeah. Hi. Hi. Rated 29%.

Screw Rotten Tomatoes. Who even uses that website? Yeah. I mean. I don't even like tomatoes. It's a bit hit or miss, isn't it? I'll say. Yeah.

Yeah. But I mean, I'm sure they're right about Free Guy. Absolutely right. Well, I mean, 95%. Can't argue. ZM's Bree and Clint. Best of Games, part one. Time to run a quarantine.

Cluedo, our lockdown lovers. You're our suspects today. We're going to try and guess what room of the house you are currently locked down in. And a bonus room today on offer, the car, while you wait for a COVID-19 test because we're hearing reports of queues of four hours plus. Yes, long

time. So you need some entertainment too. Let's get our first contestant on, Mandy. Hello, Mandy. Hello, Mandy. Or should we call you Mrs. Mandy Moore, sent ya. Whatever

you'd like to call me, I'll answer anything. Okay, good. Mandy, I've got a question for you. Yeah. The room you're in currently, is it warm? Yes. Okay. Cars can be warm.

Cars can be warm. Never been in many warm laundries. Mandy, what do you think is the most common noise you would hear in the room that you're in? I'd like you to make the noise, please. Oh, um, you. You? As in you guys.

Oh, us. We are the noise. It could be a radio at home, though. Car. It's car. Yeah, car. Locking car. Car. That was a great question. Mandy We are the noise. It could be a radio at home, though. Car. It's car. Yeah, car. Locking car. Car.

That was a great question. Mandy's in the car. I am in the car. Yes! I am not getting a COVID test. Oh, did you just go out to the car for this game? I just finished work in ED. Oh, did you?

How long was your shift, Mandy? Just eight hours. Just eight Mandy? Just eight hours. Just eight hours. Just eight hours. Absolutely. Just a full day. We appreciate you, Mandy. Okay, thanks, Mandy.

That's our first point this lockdown. Let's go to Cody. Hi, Cody. Hi, Cody. How are you? Welcome to Quarantine Cluedo. Sounds very quiet. Or should we say Cody Cockenspiel?

Oh, sorry. We didn't do a name for Cody. Yeah, and I choked on it. Sorry, sorry. Cody, Cody, Cody, we get to ask you one question to figure out what room you're in. We can ask any question we want except what room are you in? And today I would like to ask you, Cody, have you ever made love in the room that you're in currently? No, no, I haven't.

Cody. Is it carpet or floorboards or tiles? Carpet. Could be a car. Cars do have carpet. Is a carpet in a car? Does Cody sound like the kind of man who would have made love in his car by now, though? Oh, you never know, do you?

You never know, eh? It's hard to tell. I think he's in his car as well. Do you reckon car as well? Do you reckon a double car? I reckon double car. All right. Cody, are you in your car right now?

No, no. I'm painting in the hallway. No! Who's done it in the hallway, eh? Nah. Yeah. Yeah. Horrible place.

All right, Cody, you beat us. Let's do one more quarantine cludo with Gina. Hello, Gina. Hello, Gina. Hey, guys. How's it going? Or should we call you Professor Gina Longbottom? Ooh.

Gina's got a bit of a raspy laugh to her, which suggests to me she might have a little bit of a cold at the moment, which suggests to me she could be getting a COVID test. Has she given us a clue before we've even asked her the questions? Or she's just got a hot, raspy voice. Gina, I'm going to ask you, how long have you been in the room you're currently in? 50 minutes.

50 minutes. Gina, how many lights are on the ceiling of the room that you're in? Three. It's a car. It's a car. You've got two at the front and one in the middle. And where else do you have a clock right in front of you

and you time how long you've been in that room? Gina's in the car. You're in the car. Yes, I'm in the car. Yay! Why 50 minutes? Are you going to get a COVID test? Were we right?

Yes, I am getting a COVID test. Oh, which COVID testing station are you at? Palmerston North. Oh, right. I wonder if anyone else in Palmerston North in the COVID testing line is listening to this right now. We can figure it out. Gina, are you able to hang your phone out the window for us?

I can. Anybody who's in the Palmerston North COVID-19 testing queue, toot your horn in three, two, one. Oh, this is sad. The answer is no one. It's quiet. It's quiet. That was upsetting.

Thank you for being our song listener in Palmerston North, Gina. We appreciate you. I mean, it was always a risk. It was always a risk, wasn't it? ZM's Brianne Clint. Best of Games, part one. What is the most used song in movies of all time? Movie song, track songs.

Oh, this one. Danger Zone. Nah, it's only been in one movie. Top Gun. Yeah. I reckon it'll be in the second Top Gun though. Has to be. Has to be in Top Gun too.

I'm going to say it might be, yeah. A website called Kasumo has analysed a database of over 4,000 movies from the last 50 years and released the list of the most used songs. Just before I give them, you got any guesses? Just one, the most used song? I don't know. Is it a song from one of the Fast and the Furious movies because there's been so many of them?

Yeah, the theme song to Fast and the Furious. No, the fifth most used song to bars and beers. No, the fifth most used song in movies is this. You won't know the artist but you'll know the song. It's by Rob Bass and DJ EZ Rock.

This song? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got no idea who sings this song but it's in all the movies. When they're putting a plan together or they're doing

like a makeover. Have you seen the scene from The Proposal With Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock Yeah right yeah Oh so good That's number five Number four is this song by Norman Greenbaum Driving somewhere

Yeah They're all journeying Yeah well they've all just smoked weed for the first time War movies Yes Vietnam era Yeah, well, they've all just smoked weed for the first time. War movies. Yes, Vietnam era. Yes. The third most used song in movies is by Salt-N-Pepa.

Yeah. Push it. It's got a good vibe. Yeah. This feels like montage music as well. It does, eh? Yeah. The second most used song in movies of all time is by Queen and David Bowie.

Isn't it weird how instantly when you hear it, it just has a movie vibe? What movie does this give you? This was on Minions. This was on Happy Feet. This was on Sing. So all cartoons. Happy Feet. This was on Sing. To all cartoons. Well, a lot of cartoons. The number one most used song in movies of all time.

I did not predict this at all, but it is... This right here from MC Hammer. Which is good. As a man who spent $30 million on a gold-plated electric gate for his house. Did he? He bankrupted himself. He needs some royalties. There was a show, a reality show about him. Yeah, yeah.

This is in Tropic Thunder, Into the Wild, Grown Ups 2. That movie, The Untouchables. Was it? Oh. I've got a game for you guys. And we'll get the producers in to play this as well i'm excited i've got a movie song uh and i need you to tell me what movie it was in okay there's three of these and we'll see how you guys go you guys want to play okay yeah buzz in with your name i just love if the producers were like, nah. Well, you need to get this too because it's a What's the Plot Day today. So let's check your movie knowledge.

Yeah, it's warm up. What movie was this song in? Buzz in with your name. Hookah, chaka, hookah, hookah. Ben. Guardians of the Galaxy. Oh, he's done it. Oh, yeah, he's done it.

Hookah, hookah, hookah, chaka, hookah. Okay, what movie was this song in? Yeah, Ben? Quite a lot, but I go to Shrek. Oh, what? Was it in Shrek? Not the one I've got written down, sorry. No.

Options are still open. The Breakfast Club? No, it's not that old. This is Vampire Weekend, by the way. It's in the 2000s. Is this like something Seth Rogen-y. Ish. Something along those lines. One of those movies.

Think more Will Ferrell. Opening scene. Step Brothers. Step Brothers is correct. Is it Step Brothers? I'm going to guess that. And one more. If you don't get this one, where have you been?

What movie does this song come from? Brie. Brie. The Matrix. It is The Matrix. Who sings it for a... Who made it? Is it Keanu Reeves?

This is The Propeller Heads and Spy Brakes. Such a good song, eh? The new Matrix trailer drops tomorrow as well for the new Matrix movie. I'm so pumped for that. I'm going to watch all of the old Matrixes this weekend. We'll set aside an entire day then. They're very long, aren't they?

They get longer and longer. Maybe just I'll watch the first one. Hope you enjoyed another Breeinclin summer podcast. The team are back and live from Jan 24 on ZM. In the meantime, check us out on socials at Breeinclin.