ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint – Summer Special 15 Jan 2025

Episode Date: January 15, 2025

Talk a walk down memory lane with Bree & Clint a few of our favourite bits from the year. Why are they are faves? That's a great question.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information....

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Starting point is 00:00:32 Brian Clint. The Bispits. The Olympics is in full swing and God, I can't get enough. I love the Olympics. I live, breathe, eat, taste, smell it. I just like it. It's good. It's very, very good. I just like it. Do you? It's good. It's very, very good.
Starting point is 00:00:49 And this next story might be the craziest story I've heard from this Olympics so far. Okay. You do hear crazy stories. Yep. Like there was that story of one of the flag bearers losing his wedding ring. Oh, yeah. During the opening ceremony.
Starting point is 00:01:01 One of my favourite stories at the moment is the guy who had to dive into the pool to retrieve the swimming cap of the American swimmer. Another great story. And this middle-aged dad with a dad bod. Was celebrated. He had to get in a Speedo and dive in there. He looked fantastic.
Starting point is 00:01:15 He was a hero. He's the man. He was a hero. This story takes the cake. This story is the craziest one I've heard. And it's about an Aussie hockey player, field hockey player, Matt Dawson. He's representing the Aussie men's team, otherwise known as the Kookaburras. And unfortunately for him, a few weeks back, so a few weeks,
Starting point is 00:01:41 I think it was about three weeks now before they were set to go away, he broke a finger on his right hand. Ooh, okay. So a few weeks, I think it was about three weeks now before they were set to go away. Yeah. He broke a finger on his right hand. Oh, okay. Which, not great if you're a hockey player. No. Broke it so badly that he was later informed that it would have taken months for him to recover from the surgery that he would have needed to repair it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:04 Like it was so badly broken. Do we know which finger? It doesn't say. It doesn't say which finger. Yeah. But it just says that it was so badly broken he needed surgery and that would have taken months, which meant his Olympic dream was over. I know what he's done.
Starting point is 00:02:20 He, in order to speed up the process, has decided to have the finger removed from the knuckle up and doing so means that he can now participate in his third Olympic Games without the finger. What a legend.
Starting point is 00:02:41 What a legend. What? Excuse me? There's a story about an All Black who did that in the 1940s, but that was the 1940s. To do it in 2024, that's wild. He said apparently on a podcast that he was getting closer to the end of his career because he's 30. Yep.
Starting point is 00:03:04 And he said, who knows, this could be my last Olympics was getting closer to the end of his career because he's 30 and he said, who knows, this could be my last Olympics and I felt that I could still perform at my best without the finger then that's what I was going to do. I was willing to get rid of a part of my finger
Starting point is 00:03:20 if I could go to the Olympics and play. I love the idea that his hands are only needed for his Olympics career, not for the next 60 years of his life. Yeah. You know? No one can doubt his commitment to the team, you know? No, no one can doubt it.
Starting point is 00:03:34 I mean, I have heard, you know, people would give an arm and a leg to go to the Olympics. But a finger. But not a finger. A finger. If you had to amputate a finger, which one would you lose? I probably have to go either the ring. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:51 The ring finger. Yeah. Yeah. As someone with a bung ring finger, I can tell you it's a pretty useless finger. Like it doesn't do much. Especially if you don't wear your wedding ring. I think it'd be the... It's completely useless. I think like I'd get them to take that out and then I'd have like a cool like four hand claw kind of situation.
Starting point is 00:04:08 Yeah. You need your thumb for hitchhiking. You need your index for picking your nose. You need your middle for flipping people off. And you need your pinky for resting your phone on while you're scrolling. Oh, I thought you need your pinky for the shocker. Yeah. Well, again, you don't need your ring finger for that.
Starting point is 00:04:26 We were thinking different. Just make... That was my train of thought. Yeah, well, we use our hands for different things, don't we? It's the beauty of this world. The best bits of ZM's Bray and Clint. I was with a friend last week, and we were driving around, hanging out, and something weird happened and i have known
Starting point is 00:04:47 this person for a little while not all that long but i learned something about them um a condition that they said that they have road rage not road rage um it's quite strange and i thought they were joking yeah i was like oh you're taking the piss that's not a real thing yeah and they looked at me and they said no i'm being serious this is a real thing. And they looked at me and they said, no, I'm being serious. This is a real thing. It's a real condition. So essentially when we were driving, we were driving mostly out of the sun, so not in the sun, right, so in the shade.
Starting point is 00:05:18 And we kind of turned and the sun was then coming directly into the front of the car. So full sun. When we went from the shade into the direct sun, they started sneezing. Oh. And I said, oh, bless you, oh, bless you. And then they just sneezed quite a few times and they said, yeah, sorry, it's this thing I have.
Starting point is 00:05:43 They're a sun sneezer. Where every time if I go from shade to sun exposure, I'll sneeze. Kind of like a vampire, but more weird. Have you ever heard of that? It is triggering some kind of memory that I have. But I thought it was when people looked directly at the sun. Oh, could have been. Could have been.
Starting point is 00:06:04 Well, anyway, I Googled it. Yeah. And this is what it says on Google. Photics sneeze reflex, it says, is a condition triggered by exposure to bright light. The next time you head outside on a sunny day, see if you let out a sneeze or series of sneezes, your reaction might be due to allergies or it might be due to the change in light.
Starting point is 00:06:28 Wow. If you have the reflex, you probably inherited the trait from a parent. It's hereditary. How do those people go like at Rhythm and Vines or something when they're putting those big flashing like strobe lights on? Are you like sneezing in rhythm to Darude Sandstorm? Can you imagine? Sneeze, sneeze, sneeze.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Weird, eh? Producers, have you ever heard of that? Any of your friends got that? Faux-tech sneeze reflex? I think we have someone who does sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, sneeze, but I don't think it's because of light. It's probably just allergies, but it's like 20 sneezes in a row.
Starting point is 00:07:04 Someone said I can make myself sneeze by looking at the sun you will have a version of this then maybe don't do that though your eyes probably you shouldn't be staring at the sun don't look directly into the sun are these the people that they make those transition lenses for you know people who wear glasses and when they go outside
Starting point is 00:07:19 their glasses turn into sunglasses but then when they come back in it takes a little while for their sunglasses to turn back into normal glasses. This might be an unpopular opinion. I hate transition lenses. Yeah, of course you do. They freak me out. Of course you do.
Starting point is 00:07:34 You're not 60. Yeah, like do you think it's an older person thing? Yeah, I do. Transition lenses. Yeah. I remember my brother and his girlfriend at the time, because they're now married, they got on the transition lens bandwagon.
Starting point is 00:07:48 Oh, yeah. Oh, no, the people at OPSM will talk you into it. Yeah, but why? Because they'll be like... It's so convenient. Yeah, they'll be like, you only need one pair. But then you end up wearing your reading glasses at the beach, you know? I hate them.
Starting point is 00:08:04 But they'll be like, there's bloody two pairs of glasses for one. Like, let's be real. Like, I mean, glasses, you can get a very cool pair of glasses. But like sunglasses and glasses don't really look the same in most cases. Treat yourself to two pairs. Yeah. It's like, and then if you combine transition lenses with bifocals as well, those ones that got the line in the middle,
Starting point is 00:08:24 you've basically got four pairs of glasses in one. Jackpot, eh? Jackpot. What a jackpot. Jackpot. Someone just texted her and they said, yes, I sneeze in the sun. My friends laugh at me about it,
Starting point is 00:08:34 but I learnt about it in biology class, and yes, it is genetic, so I can't help it. I wonder if that person's mum or dad has it. I'm just going to text them back. You just say it on the radio. They're obviously listening. Well, I'll write it down. Do you have transition lenses?
Starting point is 00:08:51 Text us 9696. Do you have transition lenses? Yeah. And how do you feel about them? Do you love them? Does your partner wear transition lenses? Yeah, and do you like them? And is it like a real turn on or turn off?
Starting point is 00:09:04 Yeah. What do you reckon? Like the is it like a real turn on or turn off? Yeah. What do you reckon? Like the lenses when they turn on and they turn off. Oh, now we're just bullying people. Brain clit. Bispits. Should singing happy birthday to adults be banned? This is my question I'm posing to you guys today.
Starting point is 00:09:20 Do you hate it enough as an adult having it sung to you that you wish it was illegal to do so? We have put the caveat in that we'll keep it for children. Yeah, if the kids love it, they can have it. Children to children, fine. Adult to children, fine. Children to adult, also fine. Adult to adult, no.
Starting point is 00:09:38 I'm guessing that majority doesn't like it. We had a text from someone who said, well, I was wondering what the cutoff is. You suggested 10. We had a text from an 11-year-old who said they still enjoy Happy Birthday. No, I didn't suggest 10. Oh, did you not?
Starting point is 00:09:51 No, we didn't say an age. No, I was just imagining 10. That's a good conversation to have, though, because we do need to come up with an age. Well, we've heard from a representative from the 11-year-old community. They still want it. I think 11's still... 13. I think it might be 14. 14. I think it might be 14.
Starting point is 00:10:07 14? I think it might be 14. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Let's put that into consideration. Let's go to the people first and see if it's what they want. Zach has called up and it's Zach's birthday today.
Starting point is 00:10:17 Zach! Hi. Happy birthday to you. See? It's annoying. Zach, what's your opinion on the happy birthday song? And have you had it sung to you today so far? I haven't had it today, no, so that's a bonus.
Starting point is 00:10:33 Okay. Until now. Until now. And would you rather avoid having happy birthday sung to you today, Aaron? Zach, no, I don't actually like it. Aaron. Sorry. I literally just read a text on the text machine from Aaron who said it's also his birthday today, and then I've gotten confused.
Starting point is 00:10:56 Sorry, Zach. Zach, is it your birthday or is it Aaron's birthday? I'm so confused. I felt like Zach and I were dating just then, and I've accidentally said the wrong name, and Zach was like, who's Aaron? Who's Aaron? Who is this Aaron guy? Who is he?
Starting point is 00:11:08 You're talking about Aaron. Sorry, Zach. Sorry. I mean, Zach. Oh, my God. Zach. See, Clint's just done it too. Zach, it's your birthday.
Starting point is 00:11:17 You get four votes now. It's the last thing he needs on his birthday. Keep it or get rid of it. Happy birthday. No, get rid of it. I mean, it's alright for the kids but the only reason, like, what they invented for it, adults
Starting point is 00:11:29 who had dementia or Alzheimer's or something. So they knew it was their birthday. Is that what it was? No, I think he's being facetious. Maybe, I'm not sure. Maybe it was. Right. So, if you've got dementia, keep singing it, but if not, you don't need to, eh? Because who's forgotten it's their birthday? I agree with everything Aaron said.
Starting point is 00:11:45 Mate, if you've got dementia... And Zach as well. And Zach. If you've got dementia, sing it every day. Yeah. Might as well. Yeah. Okay, that's a lot of votes for no.
Starting point is 00:11:53 Let's go to Christian on 0800. Hello, Christian. Hi, Christian. How's it going? Good, thank you. What are your thoughts, Christian? Should we keep Happy Birthday, singing it to adults or not? I can't inform adults not? I can for
Starting point is 00:12:05 adults, but I thought for old people, it might be going to crack soon, so you might want to get one in before they do that. But what if they're like 93? Do we have to do 93 hip-hip-hoorays? Yeah, I reckon it's worth a crack, see if they last it out.
Starting point is 00:12:24 See if they die before the end of it, you reckon. Probably be asleep, Christian, before we get to the end of it. Yeah, yeah. You never know until you try. You never know. Yeah, that's true. That's true. I like Christian's train of thought.
Starting point is 00:12:35 The older people, I think they do like it. It's like when you die. Well, not you. That'd be the worst way for you to die, being sung Happy Birthday to. Your least favourite song, and that's your last memory. Yeah, and then they've tried to blow out 93 candles and they've hyperventilated. Someone said ban the English version of happy birthday. Keep the Brazilian Portuguese version.
Starting point is 00:12:54 It's fire. What's that? I'd love to know what the Brazilian Portuguese version of happy birthday is. Claudia, maybe we could have a look on YouTube and see if we could find it. Someone else said on the text machine the birthday song that no one wants to sing and no one wants it sung to them, yet we all still do. See, this is what we're trying to say. Katie, it was your birthday two days ago.
Starting point is 00:13:14 What's your stance on Happy Birthday, the song? Well, I didn't have it sung to me, and I'm not going to lie, I missed it. Oh, Katie, how come you didn't have it sung to you? Well, I mean, like I celebrated my birthday, but yeah. There was no cake. Oh, I had a cake and I just made a wish and blew the candle out. Yeah. That's crazy to me to get a cake and not a happy birthday song.
Starting point is 00:13:38 I know. What do they say when they give you the cake? Do they just go, here's your cake? Yeah, I did make a formal complaint afterwards to my dad. Yeah, fair enough. You gave them a written warning. Katie, what birthday was it? I was 26.
Starting point is 00:13:52 Oh, see, this is what happens, Katie. I think you've aged out. You get taken off the kids' table. You stop getting presents from all the aunties and uncles and now happy birthday. You don't get it sung to you. Yeah, it's downhill from here. It's a slippery slope, Katie.
Starting point is 00:14:08 So your vote is keep it. Keep happy birthday for adults. Okay, thank you, Katie. We appreciate it. Here's a text from someone who said, it's my birthday tomorrow and I am a teacher. I hate happy birthday being sung to me and it is going to happen a lot tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:14:20 Oh, no, I feel bad for that person. Someone else said, it's a dumb tune and tempo. I said to you in the break, I said what if we start a campaign where we have the birthday song rewritten. So happy
Starting point is 00:14:37 birthday, we get it rewritten, we make it fresh, we make it current and so that everyone actually wants to see it. What if we head up Stan Wooker or Kings to help us rewrite the birthday song? I'm thinking like a vibe like Chapel Roan's Hot To Go where it's like fun to sing but we do the happy birthday
Starting point is 00:14:54 version. It's got like A-J-P-P-Y-B-I R-T-H-D-A-Y R-T-H-D-A-Y Nearly fits. Kind of works. Nearly fits. Kind of works. Nearly fits. Kind of works. It would get very grating. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:08 After a while. But you only have to hear it once a year. The best beds of ZDM's Bray and Clint. Can we talk about irresponsible purchasers for a second? That is my middle name. Yeah, and I knew you'd be the right person to talk to about this. These are purchasers that you make, and they are irresponsible, but you know that they're irresponsible when you're making the purchase and you're like, YOLO, just do it.
Starting point is 00:15:28 It doesn't make it right though, can I say? Well, means to an end, I'd say. Unless you don't have kids and you don't have that responsibility, then go for it. I've got kids. I've got a lot of responsibility. Oh, no. And today I purchased a flamethrower.
Starting point is 00:15:45 Why would you do that? Because I saw it on Instagram and it looks awesome. A flamethrower for what? Good question. This flamethrower flamethrower. Flamethrower? I can't even say it, let alone responsibly use it. This flamethrower
Starting point is 00:16:00 is for killing weeds. How many weeds do you have? Got a cobblestone driveway full of weeds. All the weeds are growing through it. This flamethrower, you hook up to an LPG gas bottle and it like shoots a flame at the end of it and then you just scorch the weeds.
Starting point is 00:16:17 No chemicals. You showed it to me yesterday. I did show it to you. Yeah, I got it. I found it. There it is there. I bought that flamethrower. I just think, right, to me yesterday. I did show it to you. Yeah, I got it. I found it. There it is there. I bought that flamethrower. So.
Starting point is 00:16:26 I just think, right, I know the suburb that you're from. Mm-hmm. Very, very bush heavy suburb. Oh, get out of here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:39 Let's say we have a dry summer. Yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm not going to use it in the peak of summer. No, no. Do you want to be the guy that's known in your suburb that set half the suburb on fire? No, I don Yeah, yeah. Oh, I'm not going to use it in the peak of summer. No, no. Do you want to be the guy that's known in your suburb that set half the suburb on fire?
Starting point is 00:16:49 No, I don't, Bree. I'm just saying this now so that you're extra careful because when I think of you, I don't think of a guy that could handle a flamethrower. Okay, there's no need to get personal. Okay, there's no need to get personal on this. I'm looking out for you. You are not.
Starting point is 00:17:07 And the rest of your neighbours. You want to get the hands on my flamethrower. I know what this is. This is jealousy because I've got a flamethrower and you don't. Okay? Before anyone asks, it's not some dark web thing. You can buy them from Bunnings. I didn't.
Starting point is 00:17:20 I bought one off a website from Australia because it had a longer handle on it. But, you know, you can buy them. What, because you were worried about burning your hand? I do wonder what you wear when you go out burning weeds. It's called a weed scorcher. Jandals. Jandals, you reckon. Take the hairs off the end of your toes too.
Starting point is 00:17:35 Yeah. Anyway, bought it. Arrives in three days' time. I'll make a video for you. Does your wife know? No, God no. She wouldn't let me buy this. And how much was it?
Starting point is 00:17:44 Not that much. $75. Okay, that, no. She wouldn't let me buy this. And how much was it? Not that much. $75. Okay, that makes me worry even more. Yeah. Is it safe? Do you remember that shop, Dick Smith? Yeah, Dick Smith. They sell flamethrowers now.
Starting point is 00:17:55 What is going on in the world? I know. I really want to, you know what purchase I really want to make? Yeah, come on. I'll support you. You're not supporting me, but I will support you. I really want to make. Yeah, come on. I'll support you. You're not supporting me, but I will support you. I really want to buy a paintball gun. Oh, I support that decision.
Starting point is 00:18:10 But I mainly just want to buy it to use it on you. Oh, no, I do not support that decision. For like content things. No, no, no. Like to make bets with you. To make bets with you and then if you lose the bet, I get to shoot you with a paintball gun. I've worked at a radio station that had a paintball gun before.
Starting point is 00:18:27 Look how happy it made Ella. By default, the paintball gun was used to settle all bets. As soon as a radio station has one, we had a paintball gun and we had a cattle prod, and those were the things that were used to settle all arguments. Paintball gun, New Zealand. Just going to see how much they are. Paintball gun shop.
Starting point is 00:18:47 Oh, yeah. I might be able to get one. Oh, it's over for you. Okay, you have a paintball gun. I'll bring the flamethrower and we'll see who wins. I don't think that's on the same level. Oh, 800 dials at M or text 9696. We want to know about your irresponsible purchases that you made.
Starting point is 00:19:06 And you knew they were irresponsible, but you made them anyway. Or maybe your partner made that irresponsible purchase. And they were in big trouble. But you bought it anyway. So let us know. Oh, no. And does anyone know how to use this flamethrower thing? It seems pretty straightforward.
Starting point is 00:19:19 Seems like you just hook it up to the gas bottle like a barbecue and go for it. Honestly, if you know that you live in the same suburb as Clint, sell now. Run, don't walk. Run. Brian Clint. The Bispits. I'm just going to go straight out the gate and say it.
Starting point is 00:19:34 Do you do poos at work, yes or no? That is, oh. It's a serious question. It's a health-based question, actually. Not if I can help it. So will you hold it, though? No. Because that's real bad for you. Yeah. That's real can help it. So will you hold it though? No. Because that's real bad for you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:50 That's real bad for you. Yeah. And not like you like I don't enjoy doing it at work. I didn't say I enjoy it. I just said it's a natural thing and I'm not going to avoid going to the toilet. I feel like it's one of your passions. It's definitely not. That's your words not mine. I just know that for good health and good gut health,
Starting point is 00:20:06 you should never hold it in. And now the Queensland Health Department are putting a big amount of money behind a campaign which they're calling Do A Pooh At Work. Okay. This is serious. So they've been posting memes to Instagram and Facebook and just starting a conversation around doing number twos at work. And they're saying that it's quite a big problem
Starting point is 00:20:35 and causes a lot of health issues for people. So they have said that they want to educate people on what actually can happen to your body if you avoid doing number twos at work. So they said constantly ignoring your need to go toilet can give you hemorrhoids, other serious issues, stuff getting stuck in your colon. So it's better to let it out than hold it in, they say,
Starting point is 00:21:07 which they also commented on how some people find it extremely difficult to do this around other people. And they might have something called parcoprocessus. Okay. Which is actually a fear of pooing around other people. Toilet stage fright. So they've come up with some suggestions on what you should do, right? This is actually good to know.
Starting point is 00:21:30 They call it poo paranoia, right? Oh, that's clever. So people with this condition have an overwhelming fear of being judged by others by smells and sounds and all the rest of it, right? So anyway, they said for people like that, so if you've got poo paranoia or anxiety about going at work, you should actually visualise someone famous on the toilet like Taylor Swift and it should calm you down.
Starting point is 00:21:59 Would that calm you down if you thought Taylor Swift was in the stall next to you? Well, I think the idea of it is you picture someone as famous as like Taylor Swift or whoever, be like, well, Taylor Swift goes poo. You know, it's not like, it's a natural thing. Everyone goes poos. Do you think the Queensland Health Authority got permission from Taylor Swift to make her part of this campaign? I don't feel like it's on brand for her. I'm not saying she doesn't
Starting point is 00:22:26 do it, but I just feel like it's not the kind of campaign she wants to be associated with. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. Two things. I understand why it's important. It is weird to me
Starting point is 00:22:41 that this is something that the government has to spend money telling people to do. I know. And I wonder if it's like, because they had so much money to get the message out about COVID and social distancing and stuff. And now that COVID's over, they're like, oh, we've got all this money, what should we focus on? And then Gareth's like, oh, I'm a bit scared to do a poet work.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Could we do some work around that? And they're like, that's a great idea, Gareth. Genius, Gareth, genius. It's a great idea. Let's say that people should picture Taylor Swift going toilet and then maybe we can do a parody around her song 22 and turn it into, I need to do a poo. Genius.
Starting point is 00:23:16 It'd be great. I think it would really help that sector. All right. Well, there's your public health service announcement. It's coming from Queensland Health. It's coming from Queensland Health. It's coming from Queensland Health. You've got permission if you want to now. The upside of it is you kind of feel like you're getting paid to do it
Starting point is 00:23:31 when you go number twos at work, don't you? It's so true. You're not just on the toilet. You're on the clock. On the company time. The best bits of ZM's Bray and Clint. We record a second podcast every day. It's called The Brie and Clint After Party.
Starting point is 00:23:45 It goes out at 7 o'clock and we just talk crap on the podcast. But yesterday we had a special guest. Our producer Ella's sister joined us. Her name is Lucy. Yeah, God, Lucy dished some dirt on you, didn't she? You asked the question. Just started dropping bombs in here, like just all over the place. It was fine.
Starting point is 00:24:03 As little sisters do, she kind of put you on blast, didn't she, Ella? A little bit. That's fine. The best thing, though, the best thing that she said, and she didn't even think much of it, because we're all sitting here, and we're talking about how Ella borrows her mum's undies, and then
Starting point is 00:24:19 your sister Lucy drops the bombshell that you still sleep in a king single bed. Ella, 24-year-old engaged woman. I'm not proud of it. Has a king single. And my room's too small. To which I said, my three-year-old has a king single.
Starting point is 00:24:37 Yeah, but what do you do when you've moved out, then you come back home and everyone's taken the bigger rooms and then the little tiny rooms left? I can't do a big bed. So you're telling me that little tiny rooms left. I can't do a bigger bed. So you're telling me that the room that you're in can't fit a bigger bed? No way. Are you in a king single out of necessity?
Starting point is 00:24:51 Yeah, definitely. Does it have one of those guide rails so you don't fall out in the night? Yes. No, it doesn't. It doesn't. Does it have a trundler for when your friends sleep over? Oh, I love those.
Starting point is 00:25:00 No, I wish actually that would be really handy. My nephew has one of them. So cool. My daughter's got one. They're great. I love that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So good. A little tr nephew has one of them. So cool. My daughter's got one. They're great. I love that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So good.
Starting point is 00:25:06 A little trundler under the bed. I'm thinking about getting one of those for myself. Well, you'd need a big room for a trundler underneath because you've got a queen bed, don't you? Or king? King. You've got a king bed. God, a trundler would be enormous for that.
Starting point is 00:25:17 Can you imagine though? How fun would that be? I'd come over. My dogs would probably end up sleeping on it. They'd take up so much room. Yeah. But no, the good thing with a king single is cheap sheets and linen and duvets and all that. Yeah, because they come from the kids department.
Starting point is 00:25:31 I got Toy Story ones. I got Elsa and Olaf. With race cars on it. I would love a car bed. Got a Ninja Turtle duvet. Little Mermaid. Can you get Little Mermaid for your bed? I didn't think so.
Starting point is 00:25:47 Screw you guys. How many 24-year-olds you know got a Paw Patrol bed? Me. Not you. Me. There's an attachment where I can install a steering wheel and it's like I'm driving a car. Are you done?
Starting point is 00:25:58 It's good practice. It's good practice for when I'm on the highway. You'd have to get two Paw Patrol duvets to cover your big bed. Mum said, and Mum said if I'm on the highway. You'd have to get two Paw Patrol duvets to cover your big bed. Mum said, and mum said, if I'm real good, we can get one to put on top of my bed and make bunk beds. Done.
Starting point is 00:26:13 And then my mum said that if I get bunk beds, then my fiancé Ryan can sleep up there. So who's laughing now? He sleeps on the floor. Who's laughing now? Or at least get a trundler for your fiancé. No, we get the camping mattress out for him. I was going to say, imagine you and your fiance trying to sleep in that King single. You'd have to sleep like in a bear hug.
Starting point is 00:26:32 We want to ask this afternoon, how old are you and what size is your bed? Yeah, what size bed are you rocking? We're bullying Ella. We know. But it's funny. We just want to know, is it unusual? Yeah. Is it unusual for a 24-year-old to have a keen single bed?
Starting point is 00:26:52 Or are you a 27-year-old and you're on a single single? Yeah. You know? Yeah. You're in a bird and Ernie situation. God, I just remember when I was at boarding school, the beds were smaller than a normal single bed and I
Starting point is 00:27:08 remember when I was in grade 12 and I was this height when I was in grade 12 so like my I'd have to sleep with my legs like crunched up and I remember promising myself that the first chance I got I was going to buy myself a big bed and I've never went back to a single
Starting point is 00:27:23 that's what Ella said when she went shopping for a King Singy. Get the big bed. Do you know when you go to the mattress store and they go, hello, miss, do you want me to show you over to the queen size? And you go, nah, King Single, please. That's why I shop online. Oh, $800 and we want to know your age and the size of your bed. Okay?
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