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Episode Date: December 25, 2024

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or wherever you get your podcasts The ZM Podcast Network On today's podcast we will be talking about the first time we lost our virginities. I was about to say, we need to know what date this is for. Christmas Day. Are we doing this on Christmas? To celebrate the birth of our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ,

and the Virgin Mary. We will be discussing the times we lost our virginities. Yep, sure. Mine was an immaculate conception. I say, oh. I haven't lost it yet. Mine was far from immaculate. Messy.

I heard that was the review. Disappointing. Disappointing. Okay, yeah, let's give a review where we do it in one word. Disappointing from my end. Okay. Gotcha, gotcha. The person I was with did the best they could.

Me, on the other hand, I really let the side down, I feel, on my first time. I'll keep mine vague. Yep. But I would say underwhelming and brief and... Brief or briefs? Brief. Okay. And lacking in knowledge of what to do.

That's pretty normal. Yeah. It's pretty normal. Yeah, yeah. I didn't have the talk that was required. At all? No. Oh, you never had the talk? No.

Do you not know where to stick it in? Do you need us to give you the talk right now? I haven't had it. Yeah, yeah. There's three holes down there, you know. And, yeah, I know. I know now. I love the episode of Orange is the New Black

where they all find out that there's more than one hole. More than one. And Ball Night. That's where I'll leave it. Ball Night. Oh, gotcha. Or for our American listeners, Pram Night. Pram.

I thought you meant like a ball night, but like a knight in shining armour. I thought you meant you got blue balls. Yeah, balls night. You're calling yourself the ball night. The ball night. The shaft night. Yeah, Brie? Okay.

One word to describe losing my boy virginity? Sweaty. One word to describe losing my boy virginity, sweaty. One word to describe losing my girl virginity, confusing but fun. Nice. That's three words. Well, sometimes you get more than what you bargained for. Was it more confusing or more fun? It was 50-50.

Oh, fuck. Okay. Yep. Claude? I'm trying to think of what the right word is. I'm thinking like not insightful,

but like... Eye-opening? Yeah. It's like, oh. Revelatory. Yeah. Yeah. Oh!

Oh! Yeah. Oh! No. Was the... Supplementary question, and you can answer this too, Brie. Mm-hmm. The person that it was with, was it their first time as well? No.

That helps so much. Yeah. Which one, the boy or the girl? You, either. One yes One no And which was better Objectively

The one That hadn't Oh Which is unusual But I think it was just because And no offence If he does listen to this podcast, the boy I lost my virginity to,

which shouldn't have happened in the first place, but no regrets. No regrets. But I feel like he, like it wasn't. What, neither of you were really into it? Not really. Well, maybe that's just my opinion. I don't want to speak for him, but that's the vibe I got.

Ella? Did you even answer, Claude? Yeah. You zoned out. I'm not repeating it. You can listen to the podcast. She had a great time. She learned a lot with an experienced campaigner. Maybe you did zone out. Sorry. Thanks a lot.

Are you not interested In Claude's first time I thought I would be I think I just thought You were there Yeah I was That was awesome You were filming it

For our social media Remember Claude Claude let you watch Imagine I'll only do it If Alec is watching Imagine If that was standard practice

Where on your first time You got supervised You had to be supervised It's very Mormon I think we'd all be virgins That's horrendous practice where on your first time you had to be supervised. It's very Mormon. We'd all be virgins. That's horrendous. It's a horrible thought. Okay, Ella.

You don't have to answer. Nobody has to answer. Thank you, actually. Mine was short. Which bit was short? He was short. You are short. Duration was short. Would you say it was like sabrina carpenter's tour yeah short and sweet it was uh educational it uh that's the last

thing i want if someone sleeps with me how is that for you if someone sleeps with me and they ever describe it as educational i will knife myself in the abdomen. I feel the same about Claude's eye-opening. Yeah, that's the word. Nah, that could be good. Yeah, it could be. But I feel like educational, never.

Do you actually want me to post this on Christmas Day, by the way? Oh, is this Christmas Day? What other day are you going to post it? What day is this appropriate for? Is this a great Christmas day? This is a fair... Oh, Boxing Day is good.

Boxing Day is good. We've already said at the start that it's Christmas Day. Merry Christmas, everyone. Merry Christmas. And to all... Merry Christmas. A good night. Hopefully that was the best present you could have ever asked for.

Ella wants to add more detail to hers. One more. Two more words. Okay, I'm ready for this. I didn't know about it at the time, but accidental. Sorry, three words. Accidental blue balls. Ella.

Did you get it? I don't know, but you know what? I don't think I need to. I think we leave it at that. We're leaving a lot to the imagination in this one. I got tired. I didn't know. I got tired. I think we're leaving it at that. We're leaving a lot to the imagination in this one. I got tired. I didn't know. I got tired.

I've had enough. Good night. Jesus. All right. Merry Christmas, everyone. Merry Christmas, everyone. Hopefully your kids weren't listening to this. And don't give your partner blue balls this Christmas.

Or a vacuum cleaner. Red balls are good, right? No. Probably not. That's it, sheesh. Or latex if they're allergic. Is that gloves? Yep, can be.

Yeah, gloves. Party balloons. Yeah, one-fingered glove. All right, bye, everyone. Okay, bye. Merry Christmas.