ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint – Summer Special After Party: New Year's Day

Episode Date: January 1, 2025

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Who knows what we talked about in this one, all I know is that it was fast and loooose. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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After party. Duh. Hi everybody, it's Brian Clendon. I've come in especially on New Year's Day to record a special podcast for you. 8, 7, 6, 5, four, three, two, one. Obviously we're not actually here. We're recording this before Christmas.

Claudia gets so weird when you try and kiss her. I try too much, don't I? Ready, watch this. Ready, watch this. No, no, no, please don't. I'm going under the desk. Don't touch me. No. no, no, please don't. I'm going under the desk. Don't touch me. No!

I'm filming. Come here, Claudia! No! Did she get it? Nah, I couldn't get it. Oh, damn. I feel like often this is just an excuse to try and kiss Claudia. Yeah!

I need a cigarette after that. It's New Year's Day, everybody. Just imagine, okay? It's 2025. It's fresh. The slate is clear. You can be whoever you want to be this year. Claudia's flustered because she hid under the desk

and it was quite dark and quite moody. It was dark. And I tried, but I couldn't find her lips. I think you kissed my headphones. You kissed Claudia Down Under. You kissed me Down Under? Yeah. Maybe next New Year's. Yeah, sounds good. I can only dish out one a year.

Who does everybody want to be this year? I want to be Clint. You want to be me? Yeah. I want to be tall and Is that what Clint is? I was like, oh, she's going to want to be, you know. what clint is i was like oh she's gonna want to be confident yeah okay yeah um maybe like brunette sexy and sexy and sexy okay you can be clint this year yes brie who do you want to be this year um Happier. Happier. Oh, here's a question.

What are you going to do to action that? A few things. Spend more time on myself and the ones around me, my closest people around me. Yep. Us. Clearly not. I wasn't thinking of you guys, but sure.

We're the closest people to you. Yeah, just take some more time for myself and my closest people around me. Good, do it. Yeah, whatever that looks like. I'm going to keep you accountable to that. Good. How long do you want to be married? I'm going to be married.

I want to... Oh, yeah, you're going to be married this year. You're going to love that wife life. Do you want to be pregnant? No. So I saw a little baby this week. And it actually made me realize I don't want one yet. You're not ready yet.

Not yet. No, don't. I was like, oh gosh, this is lovely, but ugh. It's a lot. A little responsibility. So no, not preggers. You've got plenty of time for that. But yeah, I'll be moved out.

I'll be grown up. I'm going to be doing my own washing properly. Yeah, do that first before you have babies. Sorry, Ryan. True. Because then you have to do a lot of washing. You've got to move out and do your own thing first. Oh my god, you've got to do so much washing. What about you, Claude? I'm going to be Clint.

Oh, that's right. Yeah, Clint's turn. I knew someone had gone. I'm also going to be Clint. I hope not. Carry on as I am. Please stop. No. Please stop. No. More. More Clint than ever before. I'm going to be twice as Clint. That's scary.

Then we're going to have Claudia. There'll be three. My goal is the same as every year. Get ripped. Get rich. Get retired. Every year one step closer. What steps are you taking towards your goals? Buying lotto tickets. Adding things to the home gym, and getting older. Your home gym had dust on it.

And contributing to my KiwiSaver. Very good. Yes, my home gym did have dust on it. It is in a dusty area, though. Yeah. High dust, low traffic. Garages are dusty areas. I might use it tonight.

You never know. January 1st. What better time to get in the home gym? You're not using it tonight. You never know. January 1st. What better time to get in the home gym? You're not using it tonight. In real life. Obviously, we're recording this before Christmas. But in real life, I actually did a DJ gig in Whangamata last night. A New Year's Eve DJ gig.

How was it? Well, I assume it was good. Yeah. Do you take your shirt off when you DJ? Yeah, that's what I do. And my pants. Aren't you DJing alongside DJ Sean Hill from The Edge? Yes.

So it's a full line-up of radio DJs. Yeah. I love it. DJ off. Yeah, it is. A DJ. Who else could they get? Who else?

Oh, there'd be someone from George. Yeah, almost everybody from George. Yeah, they all DJ. Sin. Sin. Yeah, and Brooke. And Brooke. Yeah, almost everybody from George. Yeah, they all DJ. Sin. Sin. Yeah, and Brooke. And Brooke. Yeah, both DJ.

I think everybody except Tammy Davis is a DJ. Is that right? Everyone else DJs? Yeah, yeah. Dekara DJ? Yep. God, everyone apart from Tammy. They could get DJ Severe.

Oh, yeah, that'd be good. Yes. That'd be good. Do you think if I made a New Year's resolution And started on the 1st of January By the end of the year I could be a DJ Well if you want to be Clint this year You almost need to One challenge at a time

Finish the Rubik's Cube Oh yeah We need to address that On the other show Someone put that down for tomorrow's show We need to talk about on the other show. Someone put that down for tomorrow's show. We need to talk about that. I still have time.

Claudia's going to prison. We should have made the bet that she goes to prison for a night if she didn't get it done. We're going out for an expensive lunch on Friday, which is the deadline for the Rubik's Cube. We made a deal and I would get you beers. Next year. No, the deal was lunch. No, the deal was lunch. No, the deal was lunch.

Next year. Was it that lunch? I vote. How about that? Or if you don't get it done, you go to prison for one night next year. Like real prison or abandoned prison? You could go to the Napier prison. Men's prison.

Yeah. Can I get tats? But by yourself. Okay. In the Haunted Prison. Yeah, I'd do it. Shit, that'd be so good. I want to go to prison.

I'm so curious about prison. You do not want to go to prison. No, you don't. That's what someone who's never been close to going to prison would say. Shut the fuck up. Let me talk. I want to go see what it looks like. You've been to Alcatraz.

You know what it looks like. Yeah, but I want to go in one and see what it's like. I'd love to go see Alcatraz. That is somewhere I'd like to go. Holy shit, it was so cool. I don't need to go to a prison. On the hospital table. I don't want to go anywhere near a prison. No one needs to go to prison. No, no, no. No. Don't need to see see Alcatraz. That is somewhere I'd like to go. Holy shit, it was so cool. I don't need to go to a prison. On the hospital table. I don't want to go anywhere near a prison.

No, no, no. Don't need to see what it looks like. It's fascinating. I'm sure it's horrible. Yeah. Okay. No, like, abandon one. Like, I'm interested in, like, history and stuff.

My life as a prison. Yeah. Oh, my God. You've got a great life, Clint. Yeah, and I'm going to steal it. I thought you were about to have double of it because you're about to be double Clint. Yeah, we. Double.

Double Clint. Double Double. Double Clint. Double serving. Double Clint. Are you going to look down there, Claude? Happy New Year's, everybody. What do you mean? We'll catch you back. Happy New Year's.

Hopefully you had some nice kisses. January. I'm going to kiss Claudia again. Oh, God. I'm going to kiss Brie while she kisses Claudia. Happy Claudia. Centipede kissing. Duh.

You got weird. Happy party. Centipede kissing. Duh.