ZM's Bree & Clint - ZM's Bree & Clint – Summer Special: Best Of Mumma Di

Episode Date: December 26, 2024

We all know who the real MVP of the Bree & Clint Show is, and her name isn't even in the title! It's the one and only Mumma Di. We've played some great pranks and had some epic chats with her in 2024 so this is a selection of our favourites. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Brie, I'd like to take you to the Iowa State Fair. I feel right at home. Yeehaw. Iowa. Me too. I'll finally get to wear my R.M. Williams boots for the third time. In an actual country set? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Very rural Iowa. So conscious wearing those in the city sometimes. Yeah, I didn't want to tell you, but you look like a bit of a knob. Anyway, not about me. You may have seen this on Instagram doing the rounds. It's the husband calling competition that they hold each year at the Iowa State Fair. See, I haven't seen this, but it sounds very interesting. So the idea is, I guess it's from a time before cell phones.

Okay. But if you had to go out into the field and call your husband in for dinner, for lunch, for afternoon tea, yeah, rumpy pumpy, whatever you want to get him in for, you're going to have to use a pitch and frequency that he is going to not only hear but recognise as his. Kind of like calling the cows. Same concept.

Yeah, or the cats. Or the cats, yeah. Calling the cats in for dinner. So we've got some of the finalists here. This lady came in fifth at the husband calling competition. Bob, Bob, Bob! Hurry up! I don't want to be late. Bob! Bob! Bob! Hurry up! I don't want to be late!

Bob! Hurry! Hurry! Bob! Robert! This lady came in fourth. King! King! Yoo-hoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!

Boxers! Doesn't sound like that would go very far, that one. Is her husband an animal? Because it sounds like she's calling an animal. We're into the medals. This is the third place husband caller. That's solid. You're going to recognise that too and go,

that's Deidre. Yep. That's my wife. 100%. The silver medal went to this lady. Daryl! God, that was like a belly scream. I think just for pure penetration.

Yep. That was good. But the greatest husband caller in the land, her name is Bonnie Swellwert Erlitt, and this is the winning husband call. Roy! Can you hear me? You get yourself in here right now! and this is the winning husband call. Roar! Can you hear me? You get yourself in here right now.

Come on. You know you're going to be late again and you know that I want to get there on time. Roar. Oh, jeez, I would be running. She looks 120 years old. That was solid. She's the winner. Yeah, she deserved it.

I thought this afternoon we could get your mum on, who also lives rurally and also has a husband that regularly needs wrangling. You know, it's quite interesting, Clint, because I heard this so often growing up because we didn't have cell phones. The amount of times I heard my mum walk out onto the veranda and call my dad to come back to the house. But let's see if she's still got it. So please welcome to the Brie and Clint husband calling competition,

Mama Di. G'day, Mum. Hi, guys. How are you going? Yeah, we're good. I feel like, you know, you're finally going to get to show your true talents on the show. They're high-pitched ones, aren't they?

Aren't they? Yeah. Up until now, it's only immediate members of the Thomasale family that have heard your husband calling prowess. But now we're going to broadcast it. Be careful because you may have a lot of husbands show up at your door after this. We're broadcasting this far and wide. We can't be blamed for what the impact of your husband calling does. She does

live within multiple different farms, so you don't know who's going to turn up on the doorstep, Mum. I might be lucky. I might get a few extra. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Guess who's coming to dinner? Six farming men.

Okay, when you're ready, Mum and Di, please show us the way you call Big Stephen from the field. Okay. Okay. Go away! Stephen! Come on in! Steve! Stephen! Go away! Oh, my God.

That is exactly. That's exactly how I remember it. The bit where you caught him like a pig. Sweet. David! The echo is just ridiculous. That was worse than the call. Oh, jeez.

That's so much better than I expected. Mum, I think you should. Let's get her to Iowa. I'll pay for the flight. Someone call Grab a Seat. We've got to get her over to Iowa. Get rid of your phone plan. You don't need it, Mum.

Wow. I'd kill them, you know that? Yeah, wouldn't I? What was that? I'd kill them, I reckon, because they're too high. Yeah. They need something a bit lower. Jeez, that was good, Mum.

That is Bree's mum, professional husband caller, Mama Di. That was unreal. Jeez. Thanks, Di. Bree and Clint. Bye, Mum. Bree and Clint. Yeah, absolutely. What a beautiful song.

Lovely song for a Friday afternoon. Absolutely lovely. You know what else is going to be lovely? No, I don't know about that. Friday-oke. Ladies and gentlemen. Here we go. Bree and Clint's Friday-oke.

If you ever were to stick around to listen to a Friday Okie, it is this one. It's not the time. It is this one. It is not the time. Mum, you need to back yourself. I was there with you in the booth. You've done a fantastic job.

I'm pretty sure it's going to be a down trowel for me today and I'm fine about it. I don't know about that, Brianna. I think you've killed it. We've both spent 15 minutes with our audio engineer, Sam, the most patient man in the world. I reckon I literally killed it, but let's see how we go. And I tell you what, Clint owes me big time,

and I am not forgetting it very soon. I'm going to die the whole time. Clint owes me for this. I can't believe he's made me do this. Here's the deal. We've recorded this absolute ripper from Chapel Roan, Hot To Go. It's a T-T-O-T-O You can take it hot to go

Mumma Die's new favourite song. She heard it for the first time this morning. She's been in the booth. I've recorded, you've recorded. We will play both out in full and then it will be up to you guys to decide who has the best Friday Oki. I reckon we should have a buzz out. It's not how this works, Mum.

Because I chose the song, I will graciously go first and then we will wait for the absolute piece de resistance, Mama Di's version. But first, here comes my chapel roan, hot to go. Pray for me. Pray for me. want the world but I'll take this city who could blame a girl call me hot not pretty baby do you

like this beat I made it so you dance with me it's like 199 degrees when you're doing it with me doing it with me h-o-t-t-o-g- snap and clap and touch your toes. Raise your hands now, body roll. Dance it out, you're hot to go. H-O-T-T-O-G-O, snap and clap and touch your toes. Raise your hands now, body roll. H-O-T-T-O-G-O. H-O-T-T-O-G-O, you can take me hot to go. H-O-T-T-O-G-O You can take me hard to go

Brianna, I reckon you've done a G up. What? That's not you. That's somebody else. Did you hear the flat chorus? I think it was me. I think it was. But hey, that's not why we're all here.

I know why I'm here. I'm here to hear Mama Di's version of Chapel Roan's Hot To Go. Can I just say, Mum was very nervous getting into the booth, very outside her comfort zone, but you've absolutely killed it. You've already won. No, I haven't. You've already won because you're here and you're doing it. Are you ready to go?

Oh, well, okay. Let's play it. Someone just said, oh, my God, that was as flat as my chest, Brie. Well, that person could have double Ds. We never know. Oh, wait a minute. There's going to be another one yet. Okay.

All right. Here we go. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. Mama dies. Five, six, five, six, seven, eight. Five, five, five, 8. Mama dies. 5, 6, 5, 6, 7, 8. 5, 5, 5, 5. Mama dies, Chapel Rowan. You've got it, Mum.

Good luck. That wasn't real good. I could be the one or your new addiction. It's all in my head and I want non-fiction. I don't want the world but but I'll take this city. Who can blame a girl? Call me hot, not pretty. Baby, do you like this beat?

I made it so you dance with me. It's like 199 degrees. When you're doing it with me, doing it with me. H-O-T-T-O-G-O Snap and clap and touch your toes Raise your hands now, body roll Dance it out, you're hot to go H-O-T-T-O-G-O

Snap and clap and touch your toes Raise your hands now, body roll H-O-T-T-O-G-O H-O-T-T-O-G-O You can take me hot to go H-O-T-T-O-G-O, you can take me hard to go. H-O-T-T-O-G-O, you can take me hard to go. Yay! Oh, my goodness me.

You killed it. You did such a good job. I killed it literally. I feel like your chorus was very, very solid. Well, all I can say, if it wasn't for the miracle man, Sam. He is a miracle man. And I tell you what, I needed probably a little bit more of a miracle. But I'm happy with the chorus.

I think you did a fantastic job. We both had a lot of fun. But it is time to vote. I think it's going to be a pantsing for me. And I'd be totally fine with that because I think you deserve it. You've done a fantastic job. 0800 dial ZM. To have your say, we need five votes to crown the winner.

You can text through your support or your feedback to 9696. Be kind. Be kind. They're never kind, Mum, and that's what we love. Bree and Clint. Right now, we need to get a result for this. Mama Di and I have just taken on Chapel Roan's

Hot To Go. Someone has texted through and they said, now we know where Brie gets her lovely singing voice from. Well done, Mama Di. You're a lot braver than me.. Well done, Mama Di. You're a lot braver than me. Someone else said, Mama Di, you could be the next Sabrina Carpenter. Well, all I can say is I think I've done a better job than Clint

because he's not here, is he? Mum's so dirty at Clint because she's had to step in for Friday Oaky because he's not here. I'm really dirty. I think the people are not dirty. They absolutely loved it, but it's time to get a winner. Who are we going to first? From top to bottom, Ella? From top to

bottom, let's kick it off with Emily. Hello Emily. Happy Friday. I am. Now, mate, we need your feedback and then you can cast your vote Okay so you know how like you listen to a song And you can't properly hear the words Yes

I love when you guys do this because It helps me actually hear the words We emphasise each word I love when you guys sing because It means I can actually hear the words Yeah I don't know if that's You've done better today than Clint has ever done. Oh, thank you, Emily.

Oh, you are amazing. Don't worry about it, okay? Clint wouldn't have gone as hard as you did, and you did fantastic. Yes, Emily, I have to agree with you. And I think you guys should do the TikTok dance that goes with it. I've been teaching her, Emily. She's nearly got it down pat.

So stay tuned. We'll post it to social soon, okay? On one condition, Emily, you have to do it as well, mate. I'll do it. I'll get my partner. I'll see if he'll do it too. Sounds good. So you're voting for Mama Di?

Yes. Perfect. I mean, did I even have to ask, Emily? Duh. Stupid me. Thank you so have to ask, Emily? Duh. Stupid me. Thank you so much for listening. Have a good weekend. Thanks, mate.

You too. All right, one vote to you, Mum. I have a feeling it's going to start a trend. Let's talk to Bella. Hi, Bella. Hi. Oh, Bella, beautiful name. Absolutely beautiful.

Oh, look at you trying to butter them up. Hey, Bella, what are your thoughts this week, mate? I think you guys hit those notes. I think I can't wait for it to be released on Spotify. Mate, I don't think you'd be getting many streams. Oh, thank you, Bella. Thank you so much for your wonderful comments. Oh, listen, mum's already, they're already going

to her head. Who are you voting for this afternoon, Bella? I'm going to vote for mum and I. You've got to. You've got to. You've got to do it. And I understand. Hey, you have a good weekend. You too. Thanks, Bella. Alright. Thank you.

You're two in front. Oh, jeez, Brianna. Well, let's talk to Amy on 0800DIALS at M. G'd Thanks, Bella. All right. Thank you. You're two in front. Oh, jeez, Brianna. Well, let's talk to Amy on 0800-DIALS-IT-M. G'day, Amy. Hi, Bri. Hey, Mama Di. How's it going? We're good, Amy.

Yeah, awesome, Amy. Good. I feel like you'd be feeling hot to go after that. Oh, God, so hot to go, Bri. So hot. I could sense it. I could sense it. What are your thoughts? I'm feeling it over both of you guys. Oh, God, so hot to go, Bree. So hot. I could sense it. I could sense it. What are your thoughts? I'm sitting over both of you guys.

Oh, okay. So, literally, my children and I vote for Bree, no matter how horrific you sound. I'm sorry, but today, Bree, we're going to... Oh, it's a mum-and-die absolute trilogy. You have melted my heart. What are the kids' names? Wesley, Sebastian and Miley.

Oh. They are awesome. They are like the biggest fans, so if you could say hi, they will die. You say hello to say mum-and-die says hello. Hi, guys. How are you going? And I absolutely thank you so much for your vote. Keep listening and go the Warriors.

Up the wards. What do you think, Amy? Up the wards. Hey, Amy, I'll forgive. Tell everyone I'll forgive all of them if I get their vote next week. Always your vote, every week. I love you guys. Love you guys so much.

Have a good weekend. Well, that's the win. Oh, wow. I have predicted a downtry. Wow. And I think we're going to keep going. Steph, hello. Hello.

How are you? We're good, mate. How are you going? Oh, pretty my way. Just rocked in from work, so, yep, feeling good. Did that make your week, hearing Mama Di do Hot To Go? It did, actually. And I must say, I'm going to go, you know, us mums have got to stick together.

You've got to. Always. Oh, thank you so much, Steph. Thank you. Oh, Steph. No worries. Just keep it up because, yeah, way better than Clint. He sucks.

Oh, Steph, we appreciate it. Sometimes I do worry about you too. Mate, I can't believe they've unleashed us on ZM. I know, right? Yeah. We're here. We're taking our opportunities when we can get them. Steph, really appreciate you calling through.

You have a fantastic weekend. Thanks, Steph. You too, mate. Girls together, mate. Girls together. The mums sticking together. I knew this would be the case. Michaela, one more vote.

Hello. Hi. Hi, Michaela. How old are you? Ten. You're ten, which means you know your stuff. You know what's good in music right now. Who are you voting for?

Before I say anything about Friday, can I just say first time caller, long time, wait, first time caller, long time, wait, first time caller, long time listener. You sure can. And we will celebrate you, Michaela. Yeah, good on you, Michaela. God, you're my favourite caller of the day, Michaela. My favourite 10-year-old.

My favourite 10-year-old. Thank you so much for finally calling through. And I have a feeling you're going to make it a down trow, five votes to mumma die, am I right? Yeah. Oh, Michaela, you are absolutely gorgeous and girls, stay together. It's the right decision, Michaela. Thank you so much for calling through. Have a great weekend.

Say hi to mum. Thank you. See ya. Oh, what a sweetheart. That means an absolute down trrow in Friday Oki this week and the replay goes to Mama Di. H-O-T-T-O-G-O You can take me hard to go

H-O-T-T-O-G-O You can take me hard to go No regrets. I'd play it from the start again, but it is quite a long one. Oh, no. We might play it at the end of the show. No. Well done, Mum, can I say.

Well, I did have good backing. You put yourself outside your comfort zone and look at the result. Mate, that was so far outside my comfort zone it wasn't funny. But anyway. Well, I'm proud of you. Let's all have a laugh and a dance for Friday. Bree and Clint. I want to tell you a story from the holidays

because this is an absolute ripper from my mum, Mama Di, who people know from the show. She came up with this genius plan over the Christmas break and I was very impressed and so was my dad. And it all started when my mum and dad were talking about Christmas presents, which is always kind of a bit of a touchy subject because my dad usually forgets or gets us to get something. For her?

Yeah, so he doesn't know what he's got her. And my mum always puts, you know, quite a bit of effort into his gift. He got her a vacuum cleaner once, eh? And a broom. And a broom, that's right. What's worse than a vacuum cleaner? A broom. A broom.

She rages about the broom to this day. Anyway, they had discussed not really getting each other anything this year and kind of putting it out on the table. But my dad contacted me and said, hey, can you help me? He was actually really good this year. He's like, when I pick you up from the airport, can we go to the shops and you can help me pick something else out nice for your mum? Nice, yeah.

Which is nice. And I was like, oh, I know my mum. Even though they've said they won't get gifts, I know she will get him something. Yeah. And what went down in my parents' relationship, my mum like pulled a Swifty on my dad. So my dad has been really wanting a leaf blower.

Okay. Like really badly wanting. Classic dad gift. You know, he takes a lot of pride in the yard because he's in his 60s. He loves yard work and he's been really wanting this leaf blower. Okay. And he says to my mum, hey, this was like a week before Christmas. He said, hey, I'm going to go to that place and have a look at the leaf blowers

and probably pick one up because I heard they're on special. But what he didn't know is that my mum had already been there two weeks before and bought him the exact leaf blower that he wanted for Christmas. Yeah. So let's call my mum and she can tell you what she has done to pretty much diffuse the situation. Right. The double leaf. Hello? Hi, Di, it's Brian Clint. Hi, situation. Right, the double leaf.

Hello? Hi, Di, it's Brian Clint. Hi, Mum. Hi, guys, how are you going? Good, thanks. Hey, Mum, I was just telling Clint about the leaf blower situation. Yeah, what about it? So pretty much I've told the story up until the point where, you know,

Dad really wanted the leaf blower. You'd already bought the leaf blower. You'd already bought the leaf blower for him as a secret present for Christmas. And you knew he was going to this particular store to go look at the leaf blowers. What did you do, Mum, to detour Dad? Oh, what I did was I rang the lady that works at the leaf blower shop. So she cold calls her. She doesn't know her.

She goes, I know it's that shop that he's going to go to. So she calls up that shop to talk to this lady who's working. Gotcha. Yeah. And so I said to her, look, a guy's coming in with a nice big moustache and his's named Stephen and he's chasing one of your bigger leaf blowers. But I said, I was in there only a week or so ago

and I bought it for him for Christmas. Can you tell him you haven't got any? And she said, yeah, well, no worries, that's fine. So anyway, then your father gets home and I said, oh, how did you go with the leaf blower? And he said, well, I went in there and she said, oh, look, I don't think I've got any. And he said, well, what about that one on the wall? And she said, oh, are you interested in that model, are you? And he said, yes, I am.

And she said, well, look, I'll just give you a tip. After Christmas, it's going to be another 10% off it. If you want to wait, you'll get it a bit cheaper. And he said, oh, right. So that sounds good, and that's what he told me. But I have to tell you, the absolute pinnacle of it all is Christmas Day. I walk in with the leaf blower and we nearly had it domestic because he kept telling me, why did you buy it?

I could have got it another 10% off. And I kept saying to him, no, Stephen, just listen to what I'm saying. She told you that. You've been hoodwinked. You've been massively hoodwinked. How good is that quick thinking from my mother where Dad's been like, I'm going to go to the leaf blower store today. And the lady in the store. And the lady. to have your mum's back like that. Genius.

So I have to know, Di, you've done everything here to surprise him. All the odds were against you. You've got him exactly what he wanted for Christmas. What did he get you in return? Nothing. Oh, piss off. No, he did no, he got me two pairs of absolutely wonderful sunglasses that Brianna helped him pick one of the pairs. Bailey and Nelson, I think it is. Yeah, he did.

He did well this year. He did well. Okay. All right, good. All right, good to hear. But it doesn't make up for that broom he got you that one year, does it? Oh, mate, you know where he can stick that broom. He wanted a leaf blower.

You should have got him a broom. Bree and Clint. There was a story told on this show last week, which has gone viral on the internet, told by Bree Thomasel. It's had over half a million views online, this story. That's a bad surprise. And it was the story... Oh, you've covered the phone lines! It's the story

of a sleepover that Brie had. When I was about 16 and I was staying over at a friend's house that was a bit more than a friend and we thought there was no parents home. Let's just say I'll never, ever forget the look on this mum's face

when she opened the door. Oh, no. Oh, no. Shit really hit the fan when your mum just happened to be listening while that break went to air. Is this my mum? She made contact with us. Goodbye, Brianna.

Come on, spit it out. I'm going to get it out of you eventually. I want to find out who it is. Since then, she has been at you to figure out who it is, and you told me you've been screening her calls. I have been. She has also, in the background, been at us to get to you.

Oh, no. And we're sick of being the middle man, so here to find out who you had the nasty sleepover with and got busted by their mum is your mum, Mama Di. Hi, Di. Hi, guys. Brianna, you have to spill the beans. Mum!

No, you're not going to cut me off. I am going to say, was it in Brisbane? You listen to me. You listen good, Mum. Mothers and daughters don't need to discuss the ins and outs, literally, the promiscuousness of their lives. I don't need to know what you're doing. You don't need to know what I'm doing, okay? Come on, Brianna.

We tell each other everything. Let me tell you, Mum. Let me tell you, Mum. We don't tell each other everything, all right? And this is one of those things. Now's the time to start. I don't want to start now. That's disappointing.

How much detail will you settle for, Di? Like, would you take? What do you want? Like, what bits of information do you need? Okay, I'll settle for two answers, right? Two questions. Yeah. Number one question.

I hate this so much. Was it in Brisbane? Okay, I can answer that. Yep. And number two question, do I know the person? Or the mum. Or the mum. Or the mum. Or the mum. Or the mum.

Or the mum. Okay, are you willing to answer either of those questions? Oh, God! Okay. Okay, Di, I think her... I just don't know why we're discussing this on the radio. I think her inability to answer that answers the second one. I think you definitely know them.

Okay. Look. Look. It's a band-aid. Wrap it off. It's your mum. It was in Brisbane. Why am I telling you?

Oh, I'm so uncomfortable. It was in Brisbane. It was in Brisbane. Okay. Yeah. And you did know their mother. All right. I think I've got a list forming now.

No, don't do the list. If she guesses it correctly, you have to tell her. No, you guess one guess. One. One guess. Two. One. Two.

Three. Three. Three. I'll make a deal. Three. One. Three. One.

Two. Oh dear. I don't want to do two. I don't know who she's going to say. Two. I've just agreed that if you die, you're going to have two guesses. Does her name start with T? No.

Okay, so that wasn't a guess? Think of the time frame, Mum. Think of the time. 16? Oh, why am I giving her hints? Why are you helping her? Why am I giving her hints? Time frame.

I think I'll have to think about it, Brianna. Yeah, I giving her hints? The time frame. I think I'll have to think about it, Brianna. Yeah, I think I'm going to have to. Thank God for that. Will I have to consult your father? Yeah, definitely bring him into this. Listen, you're evil. You're so. Mum, mum, you stop it.

I wouldn't do that to you. I know she lives on the property. Go and ask Bri's sister. No, no, no. She doesn't know. I wouldn't do that to you. I know she lives on the property. Go and ask Bree's sister. No, no, no. She doesn't know. She doesn't know. She doesn't know. I was at boarding school.

I was at boarding school. 16 years old. I was away at boarding school. I was doing my own thing. Your mum does so much for this show. I feel sick. I can't believe you. This is the one thing she's asked of us recently,

and I can't believe you won't even give her that. Why is she asking? Why does she need to know? Why do you need to know, Di? Brianna, just remember something. I don't even get paid, so I reckon I need some kind of repayment. Turn the screws. Are you sick in the head?

Why do you want to know who your daughter was bloody having it off with when she was 16? She doesn't. She wants to know whose mum walked in on her daughter having it off when she was 16. Come on. Bree and Clint. Yesterday, Bree's parents arrived in the country for a bit of a holiday. They're here to visit you.

And straight away, Bree's put her poor father to work. She is whipping that poor man on his holiday. It is like giving my dad a gift. She's forcing him. My dad. It is like giving my dad a gift. She's forcing him into manual labour. There is few things that my father loves more than working outside with his hands. And I've given him a gift because my yard needs a lot of work

and he is loving. He's a pig in shit right now. Here on his allotted five-minute break from the chainsaw is Bree's dad, Big Steve. G'day, Steve. Hi, Dad. G'day, guys. How are you? We're good.

We joke, but you have been tearing Bree's backyard apart. She told me that you went out, bought a chainsaw, and since then she hasn't seen you for hiding or here, and you've massacred her entire backyard. Yep. We've just done two nine-cubic-metre skip bends. Jeez. You've filled two sk nine cubic metre skip bins. Jeez. You've filled two skips in like 48 hours.

Yeah, 24 hours. Really, we started yesterday afternoon at about one and we just finished now. I've just put the chainsaw down now. Hey, Dad. Hey, Dad. Yep. Clint doesn't believe you that you bought a chainsaw

and it's there. Can we hear it? If you want to, yeah, hang on. Yeah, give it a rip, Dad. I'll just get Mum and Dad to hang on to the phone for me. Okay, go, go. I'll just get Mum and Dad to hang on to the phone for me. Yeah.

Just picture... I'll tell you what, it's a power source for sure. Just picture Mum, just picture my Dad walking over to this chainsaw now. Has he got his chips? Here he comes. Has he got his chance on, Dave? Here we go. Did you hear that at all?

We heard it. We heard it, all right. We heard it. Steve, can I ask, is this your idea of a relaxing holiday? Is this what you do for fun? No, look, I don't mind doing this sort of stuff. It keeps me fit, keeps my mind clear, and, yeah, I do enjoy it, to be honest. Dad, don't lie.

It's your favourite thing in the whole world to get outside and work. I love steel shops. I love to see all those chainsaws and all that stuff. Yeah, if steel's listing, can they sponsor my dad? He'd be a great ambassador. He needs a couple of pairs of those arseless chaps. Yeah. Steve, one of my main concerns is that you've purchased this chainsaw

as a housewarming gift for Bree, and then when you go back to Australia, she's going to be left in charge of this thing. No, I'm taking it with me. What? What do you mean? You can't put it on the plane. It's mine, Dad. Sure?

Yeah, positive. Okay. Do you imagine, do you imagine, do you have a chainsaw to declare? No, I'm just happy to see you. Yes, I have. It's in my hand, mate. You're right.

Okay, well, what have you got planned for the rest of your holiday while you're here? Retiling Bree's roof? No, no, no. Just a little bit more work in the yard. Got to shift the clothesline. We've got to do a bit more plant removal. Yeah. And good tidying up.

And tell them we have the next door neighbour. And we actually, yeah, we've got to make friends with the next door neighbour again because one of my branches actually fell over the fence and broke one of his trees. But anyway, it's all good. Wow. Oh, no. Wow. Guys.

It's only a little eucalyptus. He'll be all right. It's all good. Far out. I have to live here. They go home. Right, Steve, well, you're here for two weeks. I'm ready.

It's all good. Okay. You're here for two weeks. You're here for two weeks. Breeze Place is almost done. There's plenty of trees at my house. So when you're done, let me know. I'll even put on a spread for you. BYO chainsaw.

I'll come over in me arseless chat. Yeah, sounds good. BYO arse. You idiot. You idiot. Brave. ZM's Brand Clint. On Insta, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays from 3 on ZM. You idiot. You idiot.